December 30, 2011
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Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 30, 2011 12:57 PM (uhAkr)
Posted by: San Antonio Rose at December 30, 2011 12:58 PM (nOFwj)
Only decent candidate in the race, and I've been saying it for some time. His endorsement of Specter was tactical, and in no way, shape, or form compares to Paul's insanity, Perry's stupidity, or Romney's brazen liberalism.
Posted by: Chris at December 30, 2011 01:00 PM (XGZYX)
Will Romney support socialized medicine again?
Posted by: NCCDidn't he just do it a couple days ago?
Posted by: Dianna at December 30, 2011 01:00 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Truman North at December 30, 2011 01:02 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: chocolatepretzel at December 30, 2011 01:03 PM (u4NH1)
Posted by: David Lee Marvin at December 30, 2011 01:03 PM (E7yM+)
I'm not sure that I could vote for Rick Sanzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
What? Was I saying somezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 30, 2011 01:05 PM (tv/my)
Posted by: pashmr10 at December 30, 2011 01:05 PM (C5QH2)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at December 30, 2011 01:05 PM (XGZYX)
@7 - Listened to a political junkie once describe a brutal takedown of Santorum by a college kid at a forum in Georgia. RS was going on ad nauseum about adhering to principles. When Q&A time rolled around, the kid stood up and asked why he supported Arlen the Spectre.
RS mumbled that he had to go along with it to toe the party line.
The kid then says, "So principles go out the window when the party says jump?
RS got quite red-faced and walked to the other end of the stage. It was far from his best moment.
Posted by: RushBabe at December 30, 2011 01:06 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: Flintstone at December 30, 2011 01:06 PM (+6LlM)
Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2011 01:06 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Steel Panther at December 30, 2011 01:07 PM (wMsKw)
Posted by: Truman North at December 30, 2011 01:08 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 30, 2011 01:10 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Racefan at December 30, 2011 01:10 PM (GfMOD)
Yeah, but I'm sure Aaaaaaaarrrrrlen was very appreciative and sends Santorum a thankbyou note every year. ..........
Bwaaaaaaahaaaahaaaaahaaaa.
OK, not really.
Posted by: pep at December 30, 2011 01:10 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Flintstone at December 30, 2011 01:12 PM (+6LlM)
As a Romneybot, I take great offense at that vulgar, unnecessary *snicker* puerile display of infantile humor.
OK, that was funny.
Posted by: pep at December 30, 2011 01:13 PM (6TB1Z)
I find his rise in the polls disturbing, really guys? we wanna become that stereotypical angry middle age white guy who hates gays? THIS guy is polling better then Perry? in some polls better then Newt? really?
Id also add his part in the instalment of Medicare Part D and of course on the electability front, his loss in his home state to a guy who makes Mitt Romney look like the life of the party by a whopping 19 points in a state that McCain lost by 10 in an 08 Dem wave year.
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at December 30, 2011 01:13 PM (uwppY)
Posted by: Morgan at December 30, 2011 01:15 PM (hqlrn)
Hey, I'm the only one who should be able to talk trash about Gays. I'm from Texas, damnit. You know, the state that had that court case about--derrr, umm, what was I talking about?
Oh yes, he doesn't have a heart if he doesn't support an endless supply of cheap labor for my donors.
Posted by: Rick Perry at December 30, 2011 01:15 PM (XGZYX)
Posted by: Truman North at December 30, 2011 05:02 PM (I2LwF)
Did it not occur to you that Ace has, in fact, NOT taken the day off?
Posted by: stuiec at December 30, 2011 01:17 PM (UTjQC)
Posted by: Morgan at December 30, 2011 01:17 PM (hqlrn)
Posted by: Ben at December 30, 2011 01:18 PM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Vic
But his record seems to indicate he wants to legislate us into conservatism. I have issues with that - for one thing, how do we pay for it?
Posted by: Dianna at December 30, 2011 01:18 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Cricket at December 30, 2011 01:19 PM (ktqBU)
I get the urge to slap him whenever he speaks during the debates. This upsets me because I am a nonviolent person. No rechecks of Santorum for me.
Posted by: snowcrash at December 30, 2011 01:20 PM (w3YD7)
Perry is.
Posted by: Pecos, at December 30, 2011 01:21 PM (2Gb0y)
That's great! Time to take your wife shopping for a new cleavage-revealing outfit so you can take the girls out for a spin!
Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2011 01:21 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Truth Serum at December 30, 2011 01:22 PM (ucERL)
I'm strongly pro-life but I don't even think that issues was on the survey.
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 01:22 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 30, 2011 01:23 PM (FKQng)
Posted by: newrouter at December 30, 2011 01:23 PM (xD4bD)
I get the urge to slap him whenever he speaks during the debates. This upsets me because I am a nonviolent person. No rechecks of Santorum for me.
Posted by: snowcrash at December 30, 2011 05:20 PM (w3YD7)
he comes off to me like the guy you bring the party who says things you agree with but chooses to say them so offensively and angry that you decide to hide the fact thats the guy you brought with you to the party
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at December 30, 2011 01:23 PM (uwppY)
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 01:23 PM (P6QsQ)
He looks like Chris Wallace.
Did it not occur to you that Ace has, in fact, NOT taken the day off?
Yeah, no kidding. But that's his prerogative! I'm not sore, just snakebit.
Posted by: Truman North at December 30, 2011 01:24 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Truth Serum at December 30, 2011 05:22 PM (ucERL)
Im saying his image comes off that way, never said he actually said such a thing, but nice try
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at December 30, 2011 01:25 PM (uwppY)
Posted by: chris at December 30, 2011 01:25 PM (dX5s2)
Posted by: darii at December 30, 2011 01:26 PM (duihQ)
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 05:23 PM (P6QsQ)
EXACTLY, and I dont look at most conservatives that way but when Santorum talks he comes off w/ that image
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at December 30, 2011 01:26 PM (uwppY)
Seems to be Obama's game plan, and he's in the White House.
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 01:27 PM (P6QsQ)
Santorum scolded Bachmann, Paul, and the rest of the crowd at Ames for daring to give lip service to federalism. Santorum expressly called for a national "morality" to trump state law. He rejects the Tenth Amendment. This is the biggest cocksucker on the stage, and anyone who thinks Santorum is a "conservative" is a fucking idiot. The guy is pro-life, and anti-SSM. Woop-dee-fucking-doo. That does not make him "conservative" when he runs around giving the finger to the entire small government and federalist crowd.
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2011 01:27 PM (vjyZP)
But.. who do we get to oppose this SCOAMF? Well, nobody.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 30, 2011 01:27 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: chris at December 30, 2011 01:28 PM (dX5s2)
Santorum wants DC morality to trump states' rights. He somehow thinks that DC morality can be brought in line with Christian values... which shows Santorum to be both naive as well as retarded.
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2011 01:28 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Truth Serum at December 30, 2011 01:29 PM (ucERL)
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 01:30 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 30, 2011 01:30 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: darii at December 30, 2011 01:31 PM (duihQ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 30, 2011 01:31 PM (niZvt)
Comes off that way to who? You? And if Santorum never said such a thing why would he have that image?
Posted by: Truth Serum at December 30, 2011 05:29 PM (ucERL)
google Santorum buddy and then tell me that image is just for me
Santorum wants DC morality to trump states' rights. He somehow thinks that DC morality can be brought in line with Christian values... which shows Santorum to be both naive as well as retarded.
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2011 05:28 PM (vjyZP)
+1
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at December 30, 2011 01:32 PM (uwppY)
Again, he argued that the specific law in question wasn't just constitutional, but also good policy.
(And no I can't cite this. It's from memory.)
Posted by: chris at December 30, 2011 05:28 PM (dX5s2)
If you want to get rid of sodomy, ban lube- cuz it's like toxic or kills bunnies.
Posted by: How a lib would do it at December 30, 2011 01:33 PM (E7yM+)
Heard this from some loud talking conservative palin bot on the train!
Posted by: dip theory ah at December 30, 2011 01:33 PM (oZfic)
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 05:30 PM (P6QsQ)
someone hasnt been watching the debates
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at December 30, 2011 01:33 PM (uwppY)
---
Fortunately, our presumptive nominee won't run into any blow-back from the gay rights crowd in the general.
/sarc
Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2011 01:34 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 30, 2011 01:34 PM (tv/my)
Posted by: mpfs at December 30, 2011 01:34 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Paulbot at December 30, 2011 01:36 PM (E7yM+)
Posted by: darii at December 30, 2011 01:36 PM (duihQ)
Posted by: Truth Serum at December 30, 2011 01:36 PM (ucERL)
I know the feeling of relief that washes through you when you get the news. It buckles your knees.
Posted by: mpfs at December 30, 2011 01:36 PM (iYbLN)
"Gingrich Floats Sarah Palin As Possible Vice President Pick"
Posted by: dip theory ah at December 30, 2011 01:37 PM (oZfic)
/sarc
Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2011 05:34 PM (5H6zj)
from idiots like GLADD and shit? of course but when he comes off as an evangelical w/ a vandetta to some independents that's where I worry. I dont' care to please GLADD types but I dont care to scare off indys either.
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at December 30, 2011 01:38 PM (uwppY)
Posted by: darii at December 30, 2011 01:38 PM (duihQ)
Arlen "I didn't leave the Republican party, the Republican party left me"
You have to be fucking kidding me Rick. FUCK YOU
Are we really this stupid? Its becoming obvious the people 'at the top' are just careerists who are in it for the money. They don't actually believe anything they say. Its all a joke to them
Posted by: What a Jerk at December 30, 2011 01:38 PM (bcmD0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, PHD, CEO Curmudgeon Clinics of America at December 30, 2011 01:39 PM (d0Tfm)
Between him and Bachmann at the debates, they were by far the most whiny and pushy in the group.
I wanna talk - pick me! Pick meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 30, 2011 01:39 PM (tv/my)
Posted by: darii at December 30, 2011 05:36 PM (duihQ)
you can find the debates on youtube in their entirety and in other media sites, you can make your decision when you watch him go off angry at how Perry wants to keep states from making their own decisions
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at December 30, 2011 01:39 PM (uwppY)
If you're referring to his exchange with Bachman and Paul about states not having the right to pass laws that conflict with rights guaranteed under the Constituion, or prohibited by Federal law (such as polygamy or slavery) then I get your reference. Are you saying that that states' rights trump federal law in those cases? Because that is what I got from Santorum's answer. I never heard him say that he rejects the 10th, only that the 10th is not untouchable or without limitation.
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 01:39 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: darii at December 30, 2011 01:40 PM (duihQ)
http://tinyurl.com/10thAmok
“This is the 10th Amendment run amuck,” Santorum said, “Michele Bachmann says that she would go in and fight health care being imposed by the states, but she wouldn't go in and fight marriage being imposed by the states. That would be OK. We have Ron Paul saying, whatever the states want to do under the 10th Amendment that's fine, so if states want to pass polygamy that's fine, if the states want to impose sterilization that's fine. We are a nation that was built on a moral enterprise and states don't have the right to tramp over those because of the 10th Amendment.”
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2011 01:40 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 30, 2011 01:40 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Truth Serum at December 30, 2011 01:41 PM (ucERL)
Congratulations. What a delightful way to start a new year!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at December 30, 2011 01:41 PM (nEUpB)
And Czech, great news and I'm so glad for you.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2011 01:41 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2011 01:42 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Tjexcite at December 30, 2011 01:42 PM (sk1Ym)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... all in for perry at December 30, 2011 01:42 PM (ynIQr)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 30, 2011 01:42 PM (hC5jI)
...RS got quite red-faced and walked to the other end of the stage. It was far from his best moment.
I'll have to keep my eyes peeled for that one.
Heh. Truth = Brutality, but only to a politician.
We are so boned...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, PHD, CEO Curmudgeon Clinics of America at December 30, 2011 01:42 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2011 05:39 PM (5H6zj)
yeah I did, I learned that while I agreed w/ the rejection of prop 8 the fact a bunch of pussies like GLADD and other extremists decided to get in a hissy fit that they lost and blame it on christians instead of the fact the whole state (including Dems) said no shows that a majority of gay rights groups are douchebags. My worry is that Santorum, while any other nominee will deal with the gay rights folks' BS, will add more fuel to the fire then any other nominee and cost us chances to win in good looking states for us like NH where there's more of a liberterian bent there.
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at December 30, 2011 01:42 PM (uwppY)
...a professional bully (and admitted committer of vote fraud) smears a man with a vulgarity, and that's proof the man is evil?
Sadly, your mindless ignorance is all to representative of the electorate.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 30, 2011 01:43 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 30, 2011 01:43 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 05:39 PM (P6QsQ)
1. Slavery is prohibited by the 13th Amendment. So, anyone who argues that Paul (or Perry/Bachmann/ZombieReagan) would allow states to reintroduce slavery is Constitutionally-illterate.
2.Where in the Constitution does it authorize the feds to prohibit states from enacting their own marriage laws? Santorum says that exists in the mystical "national morality" clause. Which, of course, doesn't really exist.
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2011 01:44 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... all in for perry at December 30, 2011 05:42 PM (ynIQr)
again I dont believe he hates gays, he's been on record bashing Iran for their treatment of gays which I give him kudos for, my point is that the image of his, whether wrong or right, is as a anti-gays bigot. I cant even google the man's name w/o disgusting gay propoganda hitting me in the face from the 1st page.
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at December 30, 2011 01:44 PM (uwppY)
(Seriously, Ace -- thank you so fucking much for turning me on to Steel Panther. May actually be BETTER than Spinal Tap. "Weenie Ride" is a goddamn classic.)
Posted by: Jeff B. at December 30, 2011 01:44 PM (D9z3D)
well.. for some things.. we still got Newt and Romney and Paul.. *sigh*
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 30, 2011 01:45 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: Truth Serum at December 30, 2011 01:45 PM (ucERL)
I'm not having much of a problem with that statement.
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 01:45 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 30, 2011 01:46 PM (hC5jI)
Sadly, your mindless ignorance is all to representative of the electorate.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 30, 2011 05:43 PM (hO8IJ)
wait, when again did I call the man evil? Im making statements of my worry of the image he has not the man's personal chracter. really Heather? 1st you got in a hissy fit ages ago because I said I liked rock music like Shinedown and now your saying that im calling a man evil because I worry of the unfair image portrayed on him? really?
Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at December 30, 2011 01:47 PM (uwppY)
Santorum is exactly the type of d-bag that C.S. Lewis warned us about:
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2011 01:48 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 30, 2011 01:49 PM (lVGED)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 30, 2011 01:50 PM (hC5jI)
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 05:45 PM (P6QsQ)
Where in the Constitution does it allow the feds to ban polygamy? The reason the US required Utah to renounce polygamy BEFORE gaining admission to the Union is because the feds had no ability to ban it afterwards.
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2011 01:50 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: TRexByTor at December 30, 2011 01:51 PM (kFgth)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 30, 2011 01:51 PM (tv/my)
I didn't say I wouldn't vote for him as the nominee I just didn't like the type in school.
Posted by: mpfs at December 30, 2011 01:51 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 30, 2011 01:52 PM (hC5jI)
OBAMA '12!!! I'm in!
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 01:52 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Truth Serum at December 30, 2011 01:53 PM (ucERL)
Image in whose mind? Honestly, you may as well start citing your circle of NYC friends at this point, because you're basically in cat pee territory.
You have this impression of him. So what?
If Romney is the nominee the same folks who were motivated to attack the LDS church over the Prop 8 thing will mobilize against Mitt.
At some point you have to just accept that anything other than the full Progressive view of How the World Should Be will result in a media onslaught and not worry abou tit.
Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2011 01:54 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 30, 2011 01:56 PM (qFpRI)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 30, 2011 01:57 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: Dave at December 30, 2011 01:57 PM (Xm1aB)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 30, 2011 01:57 PM (hC5jI)
116 113
What part of his legislative record shows he is some sort of moral legislating nut.
Oh that's right, none of it.
Posted by: Big T Party at December 30, 2011 05:50 PM (hC5jI)
1. When has Santorum had the ability to legislate jack squat? He's like Ron Paul, in that all of his craziness are in his words, not legislative action.
2. Most laws are a form of legislating morality. Santorum (correctly, IMO) agrees (ChristiantyToday magazine):
Q: How do you respond to those who might accuse you of attempting to legislate your morality on others?
A: I would say that everyone does. The idea that when you make decisions that have moral implications, you're not legislating morality! When you're going to allocate funds for contraceptive services, are you legislating morality? Of course you are. Now the question is, what moral code are you applying, or what values or virtues are you applying to the situation? What worldview do you see?
3. Santorum's spokesman, when attacking Perry for saying states should be able to legalize drugs or SSM -- unless an SSM amendment was passed (which Perry backs) -- said the following to the WashingtonExaminer:
"states do not have the right to legalize moral wrongs"
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2011 01:58 PM (vjyZP)
Actually in Reynolds vs United States the supreme court ruled laws against polygamy were constitutional
Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2011 01:58 PM (YdQQY)
Why? Do you think I'm a drunk? What...I need booze to function!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at December 30, 2011 01:59 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: laceyunderalls
A positively brilliant idea!
I'll have to walk dogs first, but I'll belly up to the bar beside you as soon as that's done.
Posted by: Dianna at December 30, 2011 02:00 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: RushBabe at December 30, 2011 02:01 PM (tQHzJ)
Clearly all the people who support polygamy aren't married. I have a tough enough time with one wife; why the fuck would I want another one?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at December 30, 2011 02:01 PM (nEUpB)
Let's vote for Mitt Romney. Now that man is a staunch conservative.
Posted by: Big T Party at December 30, 2011 05:57 PM (hC5jI)
Fuck you. Just accuse all of his who oppose him of only doing so out of anti-Catholic bias. Just like fucknuts accuse us of opposing Romney out of anti-Mormon bias, and you fuckers accused us of opposing Huckabee out of anti-fat-christian bias. Hey fucker, I'm a believing protestant, and I think Newt's Catholic conversion is a positive attribute. I don't oppose anyone for holding Christian beliefs.
If you want a guy with (1) a good moral compass, but (2) no respect for the limits of government and (3) no recognition that the inherent evil of man cautions against over reliance on cetralized government planning... well then you should have backed Huckabee. At least Huckabee wasn't a douchebag.
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2011 02:02 PM (vjyZP)
I collect a lot of things...never once would I consider building a harem, though.
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2011 02:03 PM (0hwOL)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 30, 2011 02:04 PM (hC5jI)
"states do not have the right to legalize moral wrongs"
Posted by: woogaA nice sentiment, but untrue, as any casual survey of history will demonstrate. States have upheld moral wrongs for millenia.
Posted by: Dianna at December 30, 2011 02:04 PM (mKMj1)
Sometimes I'm occasionally right and/or helpful in some capacity
You guys enjoy the drinks. I'll join you later. I'm itching for a nap. It's the last day of my vaca. Boo.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 30, 2011 02:04 PM (tv/my)
Perry, Gingrich, Romney, Bachmann and Paul's flaws are all built in. They are known figures now.
That doesn't mean Paul's support is real, just that it isn't ignorant. Paul's real base - of which, each being one or more of truther/racist/bircher/teenager make up 75% - in the GOP is about 9%. That is what Paul pulls, that's what he always pulls. That's for being Paul.
When you see him riding 23%, that's 9% to him for being Paul, and 14% to him for being not any of those other fucking republicans.
Not that those people are leftists mind you. They'd have no use for Paul if they had any tolerance for democrats.
Santorum still hasn't really faced a 'vetting', which he is getting up the ass right now. Most people will be suprised by his negatives, and it will eat into his support.
Polling numbers for the other goobers are, IMO, more realistic in terms of what support they actually have. Numbers for Santorum right now are reflecting the latest (and last) new flavor of the month.
Doesn't mean he'll go away when people do hear his flaws. Does mean his bump doesn't mean anything until after we all know he rapes children and prays to Gozer the Gozarian and has previously supported banning all forms of urination.
Things are just getting started.
What Iowa does is irrelevant. Always has been. Huntsman is right, they pick corn in Iowa. Individual states do not pick presidents. Thanks to it's freakshow caucii, Iowa almost never nominates the winner.
Very plausible Santorum wins it, and winds up cratering and withdrawing in 2 months, and when that happens, everyone will say "Now it's a 3 man race" and somehow, someway, they'll probably still be fucking wrong.
Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at December 30, 2011 02:05 PM (TLNYf)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 30, 2011 05:52 PM (hC5jI)
I think it should be illegal. And guess what? I also do not advocate legalisation of bestiality or murder. But there shouldn't be FEDERAL laws against those things. STATE laws do just fine. Oh, the horrors we've endured because we haven't had a federal anti-murder or anti-dogfucking law in place for the past 200+ years!!!
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2011 02:06 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Mandy P. is hoping for a Texas miracle at December 30, 2011 02:06 PM (qFpRI)
Posted by: Big T Party at December 30, 2011 02:08 PM (hC5jI)
I'd love to, but I'm stuck at work for another hour.
Posted by: Julie at December 30, 2011 02:08 PM (O/fK8)
Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2011 05:58 PM (YdQQY)
Come on Vic, you know that Scalia already identified that Reynolds was bad law after Lawrence v Texas rejected the Bowers sodomy law ("State laws against bigamy, same sex marriage, adult incest, prostitution, masturbation, adultery, fornication, bestiality, and obscenity are likewise sustainable only in light of Bowers' validation of laws based on moral choices.")
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2011 02:09 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: TRexByTor at December 30, 2011 02:09 PM (kFgth)
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2011 02:11 PM (vjyZP)
Any Iowa morons here? I'm hearing that Perry is drawing large crowds at his stops, and the most recent polls suggest some momentum for him.
Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at December 30, 2011 02:11 PM (l57Cl)
@41: "Post a quote where Santorum says he "hates" gays or STFU, Mendez."
"I" "hate" "gays" "."
-Rick Santorum
Or did you mean all at once?
Posted by: The Media at December 30, 2011 02:12 PM (jAqTK)
Wait, what?
Posted by: Moron with his hands full at December 30, 2011 02:14 PM (Lpgtj)
Thank God.
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 30, 2011 05:10 PM (niZvt)
I suspect neither you or your wife realized how much you were worrying until you found out you didn't have too.
Hold her close, life is too short to do anything else.
Posted by: An Observation at December 30, 2011 02:14 PM (ylhEn)
Me either. he's not arguing that the constitution has ome "morality clause" but that the basic founding principles of the nation preclude certain things. He's not arguing for a legal ban, but a moralone. He's saying its wrong.
And yes, Lawrence vs Texas requires legalizing polygamy, among other behaviors presently considered horrible and reprehensible. They just haven't been challenged yet.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2011 02:15 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at December 30, 2011 06:01 PM (nEUpB)
I think the game plan is to play them against each other.
Posted by: An Observation at December 30, 2011 02:15 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2011 02:15 PM (F8cIU)
Rick Santorum!
P.S. He only got trounced in his last Senate run because half of Pennsylvania thought they were voting for Casey's father - the one who got incredibly "lucky" and had a heart/lung replacement set quickly found ... in the back of a closet under some newspapers, evidently.
Posted by: really ... at December 30, 2011 02:16 PM (X3lox)
Good luck with that. Even if somehow you managed to doit, all you get is a house full of angry, frustrated women. That's not going to be very fun for you. Remember Jeff Foxworthy: If she's not happy... you're not happy.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2011 02:16 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 05:52 PM (P6QsQ)
Okay, last comment. You certainly admire Obama's use of the strawman. Just because I oppose Santorum does not mean I am against candidates having a moral compass. You do realize that people can be strong, moral Christians without mandating a strong centralized government, right? Do you think Rick Perry, for example, is a moral degenirate? What about Bachmann, or Paul (ignoring his crazy)? Are they not as moral as Santorum? Are they any less pro-life? Are they any less pro-marriage? Does their willingness to pursue pro-life and pro-marriage laws through the Constitutional process, rather than a Santorum's Obama-style nationilzation bullshit fiat, make them less conservative in your mind?
BTW, I'm supporting whoever actually wrote Perry's book "Fed Up!"
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2011 02:17 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2011 02:17 PM (F8cIU)
Posted by: Jackmehoff at December 30, 2011 02:18 PM (+6LlM)
BTW, I'm supporting whoever actually wrote Perry's book "Fed Up!"
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2011 06:17 PM (vjyZP)
Fed Down!!
Posted by: Ron Paul at December 30, 2011 02:19 PM (X3lox)
@81: "Are we really this stupid? Its becoming obvious the people 'at the top' are just careerists who are in it for the money. They don't actually believe anything they say. Its all a joke to them."
They are also statists looking to amass more power, too. The palaver that they throw to the voters about conservative values, limited government, fiscal responsibility - yeah, they think that is a joke. They are deadly serious when talking about expanding the reach and control of the gummint, though. They're just collectivists who believe in a less-unbalanced budget than the Democrats.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 30, 2011 02:20 PM (jAqTK)
Posted by: Paul at December 30, 2011 02:21 PM (DsHk0)
Posted by: joncelli at December 30, 2011 02:22 PM (+MbqG)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 30, 2011 02:23 PM (niZvt)
Compared to the SCAOMF he's George Washington Abraham Freakin' Lincoln, but he's definitely not a guy you would have a beer with.
fixed by a lunatic
Posted by: Glen Beck at December 30, 2011 02:25 PM (0hwOL)
Rick are you and newty still best of buds?
Posted by: Blacksmith8✡ at December 30, 2011 02:25 PM (Q1qy3)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 30, 2011 02:27 PM (dTtwh)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 30, 2011 02:27 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 30, 2011 02:28 PM (h6mPj)
@137: "1. He was a Senator. In. The. United. States. Congress."
And while in Congress, he won the not-quite-coveted "No Rocket Scientist" Award, meaning that he was a stand-out ignoramus amid 535 half-wits.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 30, 2011 02:28 PM (jAqTK)
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2011 02:28 PM (7WJOC)
Thank God.
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 30, 2011 05:10 PM (niZvt)
Like everyone else, I am so very, very happy for you!
Posted by: Dianna at December 30, 2011 02:29 PM (mKMj1)
CoolCzech, happy, happy news! You and your wife must be so relieved.
Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at December 30, 2011 02:32 PM (7GfKM)
Posted by: Fortunata at December 30, 2011 02:33 PM (90H1N)
Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 30, 2011 02:34 PM (3tRAa)
You know he the most Christ like of the GOP candidates!
Posted by: Clarence at December 30, 2011 02:34 PM (z0HdK)
The problem isn't solved by choosing any of these Rino's over another, its solved by hiring in legislatures that won't send him shit sandwiches for lunch. Santrum would be better than SCOAMF. And he puts a serious hurt on SCOAMF when he critiques his presidency.
Posted by: Jimmah at December 30, 2011 02:35 PM (TMeYE)
Interesting comment...in a "I like to throw out half-baked shit because I think it makes me sound clever" way.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at December 30, 2011 02:36 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 02:37 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2011 02:37 PM (YdQQY)
From Ace's Dictionary of What I Really Mean When I Say...: No 3,000 word movie reviews for you, today!
'Rons and 'Ronettes: Hooray!
Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at December 30, 2011 02:37 PM (7GfKM)
You know he the most Christ like of the GOP candidates!
Posted by: Clarence at December 30, 2011 06:34 PM (z0HdK)
I haven't been around much today but I'm guessing that was the stupidest comment so far.
Posted by: ErikW at December 30, 2011 02:39 PM (Qc5SU)
Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2011 06:37 PM (YdQQY)
I thought SC had an "anything goes" policy toward fireworks. After all, what else would draw people to visit South of the Border?
Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at December 30, 2011 02:39 PM (7GfKM)
Nobody does. However, much like our team mascot, the esteemed honey badger, Clarence doesn't seem to give a shit.
And, yeah, didn't Ace tell us last night that he was taking today off? Apparently he loves us and can't stand to be away from all our juicy goodness.
Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2011 02:40 PM (F8cIU)
He ain't out of it yet.
Posted by: Samuel Adams, pimping for Perry. at December 30, 2011 02:41 PM (yGl9Q)
Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at December 30, 2011 06:39 PM (7GfKM)
No there are some State laws as well as federal laws. Federal law actually banned the old cherry bombs and M-80s.
Another one of those "do-gooder" nanny things not covered by the Constitution.
Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2011 02:42 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 02:42 PM (P6QsQ)
I am the secular liberal Buffett type capitalist you love to hate!
and I will answer your questions honestly.
Huntsman scares me - he is pro-science, worldly, a free trader and has a picture perfect family.
Do NOT nominate Jon Huntsman!
Posted by: Clarence at December 30, 2011 02:42 PM (z0HdK)
Good luck with that. Even if somehow you managed to doit, all you get is a house full of angry, frustrated women. That's not going to be very fun for you. Remember Jeff Foxworthy: If she's not happy... you're not happy.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2011 06:16 PM (r4wIV)
I believe the harem game plan is to keep them angry at each other - not at you. Pimps seem to be really good at that. Of course if you are anything other than purely evil it is not going to work out - but there are a lot of things in life that are that way. For example nobody here could be Eric Holder; our hands would involuntarily strangle our own throats out of revulsion if we even tried.
Posted by: An Observation at December 30, 2011 02:43 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: San Antonio Rose at December 30, 2011 02:44 PM (nOFwj)
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 02:45 PM (P6QsQ)
WTF is with you Perry and Gingrich supporters lately? There's nothing worse in that commericial then what comes out of both Perry and Gingrich's mouth damn near on a weekly basis. Yet Santorum and Bachmann, neither of whom will win the nomination, seem to fair game for ridicule. I don't get it.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 30, 2011 02:46 PM (GZitp)
Do NOT nominate Jon Huntsman!
Posted by: Clarence at December 30, 2011 06:42 PM (z0HdK)
Huntsman won't get within a pubic hair of 1 % of the vote for the rest of the primary season. We know Huntsman, he's a fucking plant by the Dems. Run along Clarice or Clarence or whatever the fuck your name is.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 30, 2011 02:47 PM (yGl9Q)
Yes, it's a breed I'd never heard of, the Treeing Walker Coondog. I'm reading about it on the AKC site.
Posted by: Dianna at December 30, 2011 02:47 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 02:47 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 02:48 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: San Antonio Rose at December 30, 2011 02:49 PM (nOFwj)
Everyone outside of Texas: Rick Santorum, yeah he's pretty conservative relative the rest of the bunch.
Texans: Rick Santorum is threatening the coronation of Rick Perry therefore he is a liberal.
GOP establishment: Rick Santorum might hurt Mitt Romney therefore we better start digging stuff up in his past to start making his numbers go down.
Posted by: doug at December 30, 2011 02:50 PM (gUGI6)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2011 02:50 PM (r4wIV)
212
Oh, lord, you just reminded me of the time some hapless grad student's wife had us all over for lasagna. Yup, her "secret ingredient" was cinnamon. Much eye-rolling ensued . . .
Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2011 02:50 PM (F8cIU)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 30, 2011 02:52 PM (FKQng)
Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2011 02:52 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2011 02:52 PM (r4wIV)
Beautiful dog.
Posted by: mama winger
Definitely.
I'm not big on hounds - they don't really suit my life, and I can't give them the running they need - but that's a fine looking animal.
Posted by: Dianna at December 30, 2011 02:52 PM (mKMj1)
@214
The thing is that he does have flaws, but they are pretty darn similar to any of the other candidates in the field. So why the pile on in comparison to someone like Huntsman or Bachmann?
Posted by: Nate at December 30, 2011 02:52 PM (BBlzg)
Doesn't matter. Using the new 'Perry Rule' that we can only blame candidates for doing dumb things if we don't do dumb stuff occasionally ourselves, Santorum is flawless.
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The truth is that Santorum has no experience running anything, which should disqualify him to be President of the frickin' US of A.
Of the three guys that do have experience running big stuff, one acts like he doesn't want to be President and the other two act like they don't want to be Republicans. So, yeah.
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 30, 2011 02:53 PM (epBek)
I flunked out of Kind Words.
Good News OTOH, feel free to keep hittin' me bruddah.
I could get enthusiastically into a remedial course in that stuff. It's been awhile.....
Posted by: ontherocks at December 30, 2011 02:55 PM (HBqDo)
OK, I think I can beat that one.
When I was in grad school my advisor carried on an affair with his (also married) Chinese postdoc. She was pretty clueless about American things, including in the kitchen. I guess he had raved about some sweet bread that contained raisins and nuts (slivered almonds), but failed to mention to her the key ingredients so when she went to replicate it as a special treat for him (and the lab, regrettably) she used raisins, but substituted the almonds for what she thought was in the bread (based on what it looked like) -- garlic cloves!
Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2011 02:55 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at December 30, 2011 06:53 PM (qjUnn)
You bet it is! -LSM
Romneys in for it.
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 30, 2011 02:56 PM (FKQng)
The Treeing Walker coonhound is alert, intelligent, active, courteous, and courageous with extreme endurance and the desire to perform.
Posted by: Dianna at December 30, 2011 02:57 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2011 02:57 PM (Gc/Qi)
is that true? Uhm, duh. I'm pretty sure either his granddad or great-granddad would have been a cohab. Just looked it up. It was his great-grandfather and 2-greats-grandfather.
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 30, 2011 02:57 PM (epBek)
Yes.
He is also cousin to Jon Huntsman.
There's a site (I think put together by some LDS group) that does a genealogy report of all of the candidates. Gives you some insight into the culture. It's also sort of funny how they handled Cain's genealogy.
Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2011 02:59 PM (5H6zj)
Fixed that for myself.
Posted by: joncelli at December 30, 2011 03:00 PM (+MbqG)
I guess it's because I can be pretty ascerbic and stand my ground in the face of popular opinion on issues I care about in the face of popular opposition (more so than is usual): I like Santorum's personality. Always have.
I think he's a smart, sincere man, hardworking, etc.
I DON'T like his religious fundementalism, which far excedes Rick Perry's. But overall I'd be happier with Santorum than Bachman or Romney, and I think people make too much of Santorum losing in PA during a horrible year for Republicans (2006).
So my feelings on Santorum are mixed, yet I always thought he should be considered a credible candidate even though I was apparently near alone in this.
Posted by: Random at December 30, 2011 03:00 PM (YiE0S)
is that true? Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp
Probably. The family's been Mormon for quite a long time, and polygamy wasn't eschewed by the main LDS church until about 1890 or so.
There's whole fascinating books about how the state of Utah managed the records of polygamous births and marriages in the aftermath - it was a beautiful example of the state compassionately ignoring anything but the support and care of families.
Posted by: Dianna at December 30, 2011 03:01 PM (mKMj1)
(what a horrible opening sentence: should proofread: oh well)
Posted by: Random at December 30, 2011 03:01 PM (YiE0S)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2011 03:01 PM (s7mIC)
Yes, his having endorsed Specter was irksome then, as it is now. But are you going to disqualify him for it? I mean geez, you were railing against "purity Republicans" not so long ago.
Santorum had his strategic reasons for doing this, as explained in the comments above; you can agree or disagree with them, but you should at least bring them up. Otherwise, it's just a cheap shot.
At a certain point, we have to stop throwing feces at the other candidates and start advocating for our choices positively. At this rate, whoever does win is going to be so muddied-up that he will have little chance of winning.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at December 30, 2011 03:03 PM (fjoLg)
It's almost impossible to add too much cumin to chili.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 30, 2011 03:03 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: chemjeff
Generally? The problem has always been that it means young girls with no control over their lives being sold to older men.
Posted by: Dianna at December 30, 2011 03:04 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2011 07:01 PM (s7mIC)
Yeah, so you have a bunch of proponents for same sex marriage going to try and use polygamy as a club against Romney. Figure that one out.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 30, 2011 03:05 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2011 03:05 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at December 30, 2011 03:06 PM (fjoLg)
Posted by: Dougf at December 30, 2011 03:07 PM (kF9Hy)
Actually in Reynolds vs United States the supreme court ruled laws against polygamy were constitutional
They ruled that laws against polygamy don't violate the First Amendment. They never ruled that the Constitution grants Congress some kind of power to regulate polygamy in general. The law at issue in Reynolds only applied to the territories, not to the states. Under the Constitution, Congress has authority to pass laws for the territories. Congress can legally say that polygamous marriages aren't eligible for marriage tax credits or, for federal employees, spousal benefits, but I doubt Congress could legally ban polygamy throughout the US. That's up to the states.
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 30, 2011 03:07 PM (epBek)
Posted by: Hollowpoint
Because if you're sane, you don't add any.
Pinto beans, meat, onions, green chile, red chile, salt. Done.
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 30, 2011 03:08 PM (epBek)
He brought his wife's dead fetus home to "meet" the other siblings.
Of course you right-wing Wahhibists love that kind of shit.
Posted by: Clarence at December 30, 2011 03:09 PM (z0HdK)
@240
I think the bigger thing about this is that can Ace really say with a straight face that he thinks anyone else in the field if they were in Santorum's shoes would have endorsed Arlen over Toomey? Would Toomey have even endorsed a GOP challenger over an incumbent if Toomey was a sitting US Senator?
Posted by: Nate at December 30, 2011 03:09 PM (BBlzg)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 30, 2011 03:10 PM (hiMsy)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2011 03:11 PM (vUK/h)
Posted by: chemjeff
We prefer men to settle down and get married, even if they aren't rich. A society where the rich and powerful have several wives and the young and mediocre are left out in the cold isn't all that stable or awesome. At least not if the Middle East and Sub-Saharan Africa that I know is the same one you are familiar with.
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 30, 2011 03:12 PM (epBek)
Posted by: Malcolm_Tent at December 30, 2011 03:12 PM (2A3EB)
BTW, when that happens, what does it do to blood testing that happens at crime scenes? If someone is genetically female (XX) but declared by a court to be a male (XY) does that mean she can never be a suspect if the blood at a crime scene is XX?
Anyway, I don't think they ever thought there would be a time that moral conventions would shift to such an extent that polygamy or gay marriage or mercy killings were even an option. So I am not too hot and bothered by the idea of constitutional amendments to put down on paper what I think our society has already defined to be true. It's stupid we have to do it, but that's where we are.
Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2011 03:12 PM (5H6zj)
He brought his wife's dead fetus home to "meet" the other siblings.
Of course you right-wing Wahhibists love that kind of shit.
Posted by: Clarence at December 30, 2011 07:09 PM (z0HdK)
Clarence wants to live in a state where it's legal for him to get his ass fucked by a male horse. Gee, sodomy and bestiality in one state, how Progressive.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 30, 2011 03:13 PM (yGl9Q)
Posted by: Malcolm_Tent
He supports Perry. I wouldn't call Ace picky.
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 30, 2011 03:14 PM (epBek)
People have no right to engage in free personal sexual conduct in their own home. That is why you right-wing nutjobs will lose in the long run.
Posted by: Clarence at December 30, 2011 03:15 PM (z0HdK)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 30, 2011 07:10 PM (hiMsy)
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Where do you see that? All I saw was a question asked and answered.
Incidentally, the Mormons I know are quite open about their polygamous ancestors. And obviously Mitt isn't ashamed of it. So why are you?
Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2011 03:15 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: palerider at December 30, 2011 03:17 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Clarense at December 30, 2011 03:17 PM (/0HuL)
Yeah, the fact that Romney had a polyg great-Granddad won't and shouldn't matter to anybody.
Everybody has polygamists in their family tree. Some of just know their names and dates is all.
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 30, 2011 03:18 PM (epBek)
Posted by: Clarence at December 30, 2011 07:15 PM (z0HdK)
Hey Clarice, I'm heterosexual, married, and very conservative. My wife and I do engage in sodomy in the privacy of our own bedroom and I have never complained yet.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 30, 2011 03:18 PM (yGl9Q)
Because if you're sane, you don't add any.
Pinto beans, meat, onions, green chile, red chile, salt. Done.
Wow, that's a highly idiosyncratic view of chili. For one thing, mixing red and green chiles is like wearing brown shoes with a blue suit. For another thing, beans are optional, and prepared separately.
Perhaps your tastes are dictated by a very specific local tradition?
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at December 30, 2011 03:19 PM (fjoLg)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 30, 2011 03:20 PM (uIz80)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at December 30, 2011 03:20 PM (fjoLg)
I did not say that it did. I said that they ruled laws against polygamy were Constitutional. In fact, that case specifically stated that all the States at the time had some kind of law against it.
Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2011 03:20 PM (YdQQY)
Why is freedom restricted to just marital missionary style sex?
Posted by: Clarence at December 30, 2011 03:21 PM (z0HdK)
Family trees are a big thing in LDS culture. Every third person we meet here wants to do our family tree for us.
It's not my favorite aspect of the culture because it feels sort of like a fixation of royal lineages that seems European to me, but I guess it's really not much different than the fixation many New Englanders have with who came over on the Mayflower or some Southerners have to tracing their lineage to a famous Confederate general.
Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2011 03:22 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Clarense at December 30, 2011 03:22 PM (/0HuL)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2011 03:23 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Brian Fantana at December 30, 2011 03:23 PM (+o7Q1)
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I reject your premise that there was hate-filled ranting against Romney over the polygamy thing, but your analogy is not very strong. If Texas still had communities that practiced slavery, the way Utah has (and tolerates) polygamous communities, then maybe I'd buy it.
Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2011 03:25 PM (5H6zj)
Good point. The thing is that the situation has changed drastically since then, and if we're going to judge everyone against today's standards without context we will eliminate virtually all electable candidates.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at December 30, 2011 03:25 PM (fjoLg)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2011 03:26 PM (Gc/Qi)
Does that mean I have a chance of running again?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 30, 2011 03:27 PM (yGl9Q)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2011 03:27 PM (vUK/h)
There are laws against public sex - hetero or homo.
Posted by: Clarence at December 30, 2011 03:28 PM (z0HdK)
Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2011 03:30 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 30, 2011 03:31 PM (hiMsy)
Family trees are a big thing in LDS culture. Every third person we meet here wants to do our family tree for us.
It's not my favorite aspect of the culture because it feels sort of like a fixation of royal lineages that seems European to me, but I guess it's really not much different than the fixation many New Englanders have with who came over on the Mayflower or some Southerners have to tracing their lineage to a famous Confederate general.
Posted by: Y-not
That's not why Mormons do genealogy. I think you'll find that Mormons are pretty proud of all their ancestors, not just the illustrious ones. Most of us don't have illustrious ancestors, frankly. Most of mine were Scotch-Irish brawling ne'er-do-wells. And polygamists, of course.
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 30, 2011 03:31 PM (epBek)
Thanks for posting - I don't think that I have said how grateful I am for people who are less intelligent than I am; if it weren't for people like you I would be the stupidest person on the planet. Thank you for saving me from that.
Posted by: An Observation at December 30, 2011 03:33 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: Clarence at December 30, 2011 07:28 PM
Is that what you got arrested for last time, or was it that other thing again?
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 03:33 PM (P6QsQ)
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I reject your premise that there was hate-filled ranting against Romney over the polygamy thing, but your analogy is not very strong. If Texas still had communities that practiced slavery, the way Utah has (and tolerates) polygamous communities, then maybe I'd buy it.
Posted by: Y-not
Of course its strong. The fact that Perry may (or may not) have had slaveholding ancestors a few generations back has no bearing on Perry. The fact that Romney had polygamist ancestors has no bearing on Romney. The end.
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 30, 2011 03:33 PM (epBek)
Posted by: ontherocks at December 30, 2011 03:38 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Lick at December 30, 2011 03:38 PM (E8wxM)
You mean like what kind of light bulbs I have to buy and how much salt I eat? Or whether I can have a Happy Meal with a toy in it? Or order French Fries for my granddaughter? Or whether or not I can smoke in the park? Or how much tax money I have to give to Planned Parenthood? Or whether my nephew's team can pray before a football game?
I dunno. Good question.
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 03:43 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Lick at December 30, 2011 03:44 PM (E8wxM)
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 07:43 PM (P6QsQ)
Heh, well played, mama!
Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2011 03:47 PM (F8cIU)
You mean like what kind of light bulbs I have to buy and how much salt I eat? Or whether I can have a Happy Meal with a toy in it? Or order French Fries for my granddaughter? Or whether or not I can smoke in the park? Or how much tax money I have to give to Planned Parenthood? Or whether my nephew's team can pray before a football game?
I dunno. Good question."
Stupids, once again comparing grenades to atom bombs.
Posted by: Lick at December 30, 2011 03:47 PM (E8wxM)
And it was during the Bushpig's years the light bulb ban was signed. Good ole Dumbya - the PATRIOT spy on America Act, NCLB, Medicare Welfare for Pharma, and the Home Downpayment Welfare Act.
Bush was a fucking Marxist like no other.
Posted by: Clarence at December 30, 2011 03:51 PM (z0HdK)
And I am even more angry as a legislator who must endure the threats of every religious group who thinks it has some God-granted right to control my vote on every roll call in the Senate. I am warning them today: I will fight them every step of the way if they try to dictate their moral convictions to all Americans in the name of 'conservatism.'"
- Barry motherfucking Goldwater
So in answer to your question: No.
Posted by: kartoffel at December 30, 2011 03:52 PM (OgNv0)
I see. You get to micro-manage every inch of my life but I get to keep my mouth shut when it comes to yours. Seems fair.
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 03:52 PM (P6QsQ)
I love how people like you refuse to study history of society and culture, on what works and what doesn't. You only base your beliefs of how you "feel" at the moment and then declare others stupid. Liberalism in a nutshell.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 30, 2011 03:52 PM (GZitp)
They can only handle one condescending voice at a time C, one of us is sure to go...
Posted by: Lick at December 30, 2011 03:55 PM (E8wxM)
"High downpayment and closing costs represent the most significant barrier to homeownership for first-time homebuyers. The American Dream Downpayment Act will provide a maximum downpayment assistance grant of either $10,000 or six percent of the purchase price of the home, whichever is greater. In addition, the Bush Administration is committed to reforming the homebuying process that would lower closing costs by approximately $700 per loan, further stimulating homeownership for all Americans."
Bush - the Welfare Asshole like no other.
Posted by: Clarence at December 30, 2011 03:58 PM (z0HdK)
Posted by: Lick at December 30, 2011 04:00 PM (E8wxM)
What about your moronic sense of "propriety"?
Posted by: Lick at December 30, 2011 04:01 PM (E8wxM)
Propriety is moronic? Just because you got caught whacking off in the school bathroom to a David Lee Roth picture when you were sixteen and your mommy said it was all right doesn't mean it is.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 30, 2011 04:07 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2011 04:08 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2011 04:11 PM (r4wIV)
Let's hope. Incidentally, I can only assume you don't know what "condescending" actually means. But it does describe you both, as well as every other leftist, to a tee.
Posted by: Clarense at December 30, 2011 04:12 PM (/0HuL)
Yes, my two female dogs hump each other at least 2 times a day (3 to 1). Both spayed. I think its a sign of dominion of one over the other. Why isn't God (Dog, spelled backwards) cracking down on them? Am I the Dogs God and should be punishing them?
Posted by: Lick at December 30, 2011 04:15 PM (E8wxM)
Does that mean we should, too? I mean, if you're going to argue that if your dogs do something that makes it okay....
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2011 04:20 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 30, 2011 04:23 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: nickless at December 30, 2011 04:27 PM (MMC8r)
Yeah, so you have a bunch of
proponents for same sex marriage going to try and use polygamy as a club
against Romney. Figure that one out.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 30, 2011 07:05 PM (GZitp)
B Hussein is the one whose DIRECT family was polygamous. He's got half-brothers and half-sisters living in cardboard boxes all over the world. That would be a cool debate ... if any of the conservatives had the guts to even mention Barky's polygamous muslim family ...
Of course, seeing how not one person has ever seen fit to even mention this truly weird fact until now doesn't nurture much hope ...
Posted by: really ... at December 30, 2011 04:29 PM (X3lox)
Rape? So animals can only screw legal age females that consent?
What do you think your ancestors were doing 50 thousand+- years ago?
Posted by: Lick at December 30, 2011 04:30 PM (E8wxM)
Why is that whenever a thread degenerates into talk of sodomy and bestiality, the old "butt weld pipe" spambot shows up?
It's like the "butt weld pipe" spambot and the "lace wigs" spambot are the arbiters of good-gay versus bad-gay.
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2011 04:32 PM (vjyZP)
What do you think your ancestors were doing 50 thousand+- years ago?
Probably what yours are doing right now.
Posted by: nickless at December 30, 2011 04:32 PM (MMC8r)
What do you think your ancestors were doing 50 thousand+- years ago?
Posted by: Lick at December 30, 2011 08:30 PM (E8wxM)
The word "No" hadn't been invented, yet, nor the concept of numeric age, so they were perfectly legal couplings.
Posted by: really ... at December 30, 2011 04:32 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: ebook downloads to ipad at December 30, 2011 04:35 PM (aLZ4U)
Times change. Maybe the right should change with them.
Posted by: Lick at December 30, 2011 04:36 PM (E8wxM)
Have you learned nothing about leftists in the last 3 years? Or the last 40, for that matter?
Posted by: meekrob at December 30, 2011 04:38 PM (/0HuL)
Posted by: Lick at December 30, 2011 08:36 PM (E8wxM)
Maybe the left should just take their self-loathing, loony, nihilism to some other country (as just about every nation on Earth is closer to the left's ideal than the US - which is, of course, why the US was the greatest nation to have ever existed)?
Why is that your problems with your father have to be expressed as hate towards everything that reminds you of him, including yourself? That's kind of pathetic, you know ... which is exactly how you folks are going to be recordd in history - as the most pathetic generation to have ever existed on Earth. Thanks for dragging us down with you.
Posted by: really ... at December 30, 2011 04:42 PM (X3lox)
Still longing for the lifestyle of feral pre-civilization tribal neanderthals who lived and rutted like dogs. Seems you are the one who hasn't changed. Or "evolved".
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 04:43 PM (P6QsQ)
Still longing for the lifestyle of feral pre-civilization tribal neanderthals who lived and rutted like dogs. Seems you are the one who hasn't changed. Or "evolved"."
Neanderthals died out as they did not progress. Stupid conservatives are a dying breed also.
Posted by: Lick at December 30, 2011 04:45 PM (E8wxM)
Alas, there are more and more stupid leftists all the time. Of course, there's no other kind.
Posted by: Lick Cock at December 30, 2011 04:49 PM (/0HuL)
So we'll see who's left standing at the end. Best of luck to you.
Posted by: mama winger at December 30, 2011 04:49 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Lick at December 30, 2011 04:50 PM (E8wxM)
Posted by: Ronster at December 30, 2011 04:52 PM (JGYCE)
Even while the foundation of their domestic policies are based on having a growing population of people paying in to support their welfare state. The dissonance is deafening.
Posted by: nickless at December 30, 2011 04:52 PM (MMC8r)
Authentic frontier gibberish. That's like saying 'My car proves the existence of the interstate highway system.
Posted by: nickless at December 30, 2011 04:53 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: nickless at December 30, 2011 08:53 PM (MMC8r)
Does your car disprove the existnce of the interstate highway system? I think not. THerefore it proves the existence of the interstellar highway system. Q.D.E.
Posted by: Lick Left at December 30, 2011 04:57 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: Wink Martindale at December 30, 2011 04:57 PM (qfuiD)
Posted by: Dutch Kick Stand Butt Lick at December 30, 2011 05:10 PM (/fQMS)
Posted by: Public Domain Android eBooks at December 30, 2011 05:15 PM (dZSmG)
Oh, I'm sorry I thought you were a rational and sane human being. My mistake, I'll stop poking the looney.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2011 05:16 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: x11b1p at December 30, 2011 05:27 PM (nVLlM)
Posted by: Lick at December 30, 2011 05:28 PM (/fQMS)
Posted by: Shared ePub eBooks Blog at December 30, 2011 05:32 PM (cHqcE)
Posted by: Shared ePub eBooks Blog at December 30, 2011 05:33 PM (cHqcE)
Posted by: The Monolith at December 30, 2011 05:34 PM (h6mPj)
Posted by: Carl Sagan singularity at December 30, 2011 05:37 PM (/fQMS)
Posted by: L3912ick5 at December 30, 2011 05:40 PM (/fQMS)
Posted by: Unabridged Audio Book Downloads at December 30, 2011 05:53 PM (Iyiqg)
Ummm ... you ever hear of the Old Testament of the Bible? The Talmud for Jews? The Book of Mormon for Mormons? The Qu'ran for Muslims? The fact most human societies have been polygamous according to anthropologists -- and they had religions of various types?
Yes, the Pagan Romans had legal monogamy, and conquered the Jews, imposing their will and culture on "God's chosen people" by force of arms and laws for 100s of years, but seriously, you're not on sound religious ground here.
Posted by: Random at December 30, 2011 06:19 PM (YiE0S)
Now back to the program
Posted by: Evan at December 30, 2011 07:21 PM (KiQ0c)
To Rick's defense, at least he has company. All of the "not Romneys" are also "not registered".
Posted by: Evan at December 30, 2011 07:24 PM (KiQ0c)
Posted by: Get Real at December 30, 2011 07:51 PM (XDRsa)
Rick Santorum endorsing Arlen Spector? Death.
Rick Perry supporting Al Gore? WHO CARES??!!! EVERYONE DOES THAT IN THE SOUTH!!!
Posted by: Rich at December 30, 2011 08:26 PM (4rXvg)
Posted by: Sisterhood of Dune Mobi at December 30, 2011 09:32 PM (J1uxC)
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