December 23, 2011

Ron Paul!
— LauraW

Been reading his newsletters. Wow!

You know, it's quite common to think of racism as one of the worst failings of character, but it turns out, adhering to every conspiracy theory that comes down the pike is actually worse.

A racist may still have a nodding familiarity with objective reality and still trust most of the objects in it.

But a conspiracy nutter suspects the water he drinks and the contents of his billfold of being part of some Grand Unifying Theory of Population Control. And as all the other little side-theories accumulate and fit in together, suspicion turns to certainty and no ambassador from Realityland -regardless of race- can ever reach such a person.

One emailed by Gabriel this morning: Ron Paul Newsletter solicitation.

DID YOU KNOW that yetis are REAL human-alien hybrids created in a laboratory by the US government?

DID YOU KNOW that the CIA has hidden secret monitoring equipment in everyday objects in every one of our homes? Your wife's bra may contain a transmitter wire RIGHT NOW!

DID YOU KNOW that the chemicals added to your drinking water are intended to enslave and control you? And also ATTRACT YETIS?

We haven't had a jokes thread in a while.

Time to shine, darling Morons! Ron Paul Movie Titles.

Drew M. and Andy kick it off:

Full Metal Currency

Kill Bilderberger: Vol. 1 & 2

Posted by: LauraW at 07:52 AM | Comments (378)
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1 Numero Uno?

Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2011 07:57 AM (OlN4e)

2 Dos?

Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2011 07:57 AM (OlN4e)

3 DID YOU KNOW that the CIA has hidden secret monitoring equipment in everyday objects in every one of our homes? Your wife's bra may contain a transmitter wire RIGHT NOW!

There is only one way to protect us all from CIA mind control. That's right ladies, no bras.

Posted by: Some Smart Paulian at December 23, 2011 07:58 AM (7BU4a)

4 Three! Bitches!

Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2011 07:58 AM (OlN4e)

5

I'm still stuck on the whole "chemical alarms" in the money from yesterday.

I keep picturing an alarm clock that wakes you by mixing vinegar and baking soda.

I'm not the only one, right?

 

Hello??

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2011 07:58 AM (XdlcF)

6 mebbe not...

Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2011 07:58 AM (OlN4e)

7 Fore!-th!

Posted by: BO at December 23, 2011 07:58 AM (XdlcF)

8 Lord of the Ding a Lings

Posted by: AndrewsDad at December 23, 2011 07:59 AM (C2//T)

9 We Bought a Joo

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 07:59 AM (4136b)

10 Right, Laura?! I've was reading them last night nd into this morning - that twitter feed picked up quite a few followers in a short time. Good.

The Paulturds have been raging psychotic over all this chatter this week. They are every bit as scary as progs. Every bit.

And I've been told by more than one loon that it's 'intellectually dishonest' to quote these newsletters as anything substantive.

Alrighty then.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 23, 2011 07:59 AM (pLTLS)

11 This is symptomatic of living in a protected environment. We have lived so long disease free and well off and well fed that we have forgotten what it is like to be poor, hungry and sick. So when fluoride is added to drinking watrer, people forget that people actually suffered from tooth decay and it is a good solution to the problem. Or that people suffered from typhus so chloride in the drinking water actually helps control some pretty nasty diseases.

Posted by: Harry at December 23, 2011 08:00 AM (c5Z2R)

12 A Clockwork Gold

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 08:01 AM (4136b)

13 CIA Wars Episode VI: Return of the Yeti

Posted by: BK at December 23, 2011 08:01 AM (R2Yh0)

14 Fleetfooted Jack Flash

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 08:02 AM (4136b)

15 "Mr. Burns Goes to Washington"

Posted by: PJ at December 23, 2011 08:02 AM (DQHjw)

16

*FLASH* Rom Paul is a screaming, raging, insane, schizoid loon!

shocking....

In other news, water is wet, shit stinks, and Joe Biden is a dumbass.

Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2011 08:02 AM (OlN4e)

17 I was going to joke about Goldmember, but I'm pretty sure RP has had his covered in gold.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 23, 2011 08:02 AM (s2gMT)

18 "Under The Iron Sky"

Posted by: garycooper at December 23, 2011 08:02 AM (beegY)

19 Silverdimearado

Posted by: Master Of None at December 23, 2011 08:03 AM (6ggxw)

20 IA Wars Episode VI: Return of the Yeti

Posted by: BK at December 23, 2011 12:01 PM (R2Yh0)

Only a Jew thinks in such absolutes young padawan.

Posted by: Obi One Ke-Pauli at December 23, 2011 08:03 AM (7BU4a)

21 Apocalypse Dow .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 23, 2011 08:03 AM (npr0X)

22 In all honesty, if alarm bells were not going off in your head before when you listened to Paul, you were not paying attention. You did not need newsletters to tell you that the good doctor is weird.

Posted by: Harry at December 23, 2011 08:03 AM (c5Z2R)

23 Race Wars Episode I: A Jew Hope

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 08:03 AM (4136b)

24 Wasn't there an old sci-fi/fantasy trilogy...the Illuminatus Trilogy or something like that?...the basic premise of which (if I'm remembering from reading parts of it several decades ago) is that every conspiracy theory you have ever heard of is actually true? Something like that...and also, take drugs, lots of drugs. Seems Ron read that at some point and took it to heart. Or perhaps it's an early biography?

Posted by: davidinvirginia at December 23, 2011 08:03 AM (hcJkV)

25

DID YOU KNOW that yetis are REAL human-alien hybrids

Alright, who's been watching Stargate while stoned? Just because they were in Antarctica doesn't mean they were Yetis.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2011 08:04 AM (XdlcF)

26 So when they were developing yeti's they hadn't thought that they'd need a way to attract them?

I've known about the water thing for years, which is why all I drink is distilled grains.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 23, 2011 08:04 AM (Qxdfp)

27 One Didn't Leave The Cuckoo's Nest

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2011 08:04 AM (FcR7P)

28 Vigorous and sustained massage will disable most bra-embedded transmitters.  The CIA doesn't want you to know that.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 23, 2011 08:05 AM (yQwq5)

29 Polished speaker that he is, it's surprising we haven't heard any of this from Ron Paul's mouth before.

Posted by: Paulbot at December 23, 2011 08:05 AM (UM15z)

30 The Goldfather.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:05 AM (W54Uh)

31 Newsletters to Juliet

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 08:05 AM (4136b)

32

Hmmm.

If Ron Paul wins and needs to appoint a Bra Czar to manage inspections, I would be pleased to offer my credentials.

Posted by: Mister Money at December 23, 2011 08:05 AM (wN82N)

33 Now let us turn our attention to Mitt Romney. Ron Paul has a few wires shorting out. Romney is Plastic. Nothing real there.

Posted by: Harry at December 23, 2011 08:05 AM (c5Z2R)

34

I loved him as the General in Dr. Strangelove. He wrote his own lines, too.

 

Posted by: Ted K. at December 23, 2011 08:05 AM (s2gMT)

35 Actually, now I want to read those newsletters as I had no idea they could be that entertaining.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 23, 2011 08:06 AM (Qxdfp)

36

Evil Fed

Posted by: steveegg at December 23, 2011 08:06 AM (o44nj)

37 White Men Can't Jump As High As Black Men.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:06 AM (W54Uh)

38 Raiders of the Lost Federal Reserve

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 23, 2011 08:06 AM (1+CnU)

39

Lawrence of the Labia

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 23, 2011 08:07 AM (PjVdx)

40

The Lord of the Moonbats: The Fellowship of the Racist Newsletters






Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2011 08:07 AM (7BU4a)

41 I'll bet some Bothans died to bring us this information.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 23, 2011 08:07 AM (yQwq5)

42 The Man With the Golden Peen

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, hoping for a Rick Perry miracle at December 23, 2011 08:07 AM (fYOZx)

43 The federal-homosexual cover-up on AIDS (my training as a physician helps me see through this one).   Oh, I could see the part in the parentheses being used and abused around here...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2011 08:07 AM (XdlcF)

44 Dr. Strangecash, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Gold

Posted by: steveegg at December 23, 2011 08:07 AM (o44nj)

45 Indiana Jew and The Temple of Gold

Posted by: Ted K. at December 23, 2011 08:08 AM (s2gMT)

46 Fed Wood

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 08:08 AM (4136b)

47 Willy Wonkstein and the Money Factory .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 23, 2011 08:08 AM (npr0X)

48 lol'z

Ron Paul Newsletter Gold? Silver? Platinum? Rare coins? Real estate? Gemstones? Farm land? Penny stocks? A small business? Collectibles? T-Bills?...

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 23, 2011 08:08 AM (pLTLS)

49 Chains of Jew Gold

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, hoping for a Rick Perry miracle at December 23, 2011 08:08 AM (fYOZx)

50 Dr. Ron Paul, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Only Guy in the race who'd cut government spending

Posted by: Paulbot at December 23, 2011 08:08 AM (UM15z)

51 Ron Paul stars in True Twit

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2011 08:08 AM (FcR7P)

52 Something About Pauly.

(ok I'm new at this)

Posted by: Retired Geezer at December 23, 2011 08:08 AM (kcbqE)

53

From Here to Maternity

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 23, 2011 08:08 AM (PjVdx)

54

Now, do we dare take this to a Twitter hashtag? #ronpaulmovies

Posted by: steveegg at December 23, 2011 08:08 AM (o44nj)

55 Ron, maybe you want take a vacation, relax for a while.

Posted by: Fox Mulder at December 23, 2011 08:08 AM (Lpgtj)

56 "A racist may still have a nodding familiarity with objective reality and still trust most of the objects in it."


Objective Reality is Racist

Posted by: soren at December 23, 2011 08:08 AM (G3/h1)

57 A Fistful of Fiat Dollars

Posted by: Ted K. at December 23, 2011 08:09 AM (s2gMT)

58 Glengarry Ayn Rand.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:09 AM (W54Uh)

59 DID YOU KNOW that yetis are REAL human-alien hybrids

Ok, I guess I misunderstood the debate around the DREAM Act.  We really should let the children of Greys and Draconians  who've been here their whole lives go to college.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2011 08:09 AM (7BU4a)

60 @24  Wasn't there an old sci-fi/fantasy trilogy...the Illuminatus Trilogy or something like that?...the basic premise of which (if I'm remembering from reading parts of it several decades ago) is that every conspiracy theory you have ever heard of is actually true? Something like that...and also, take drugs, lots of drugs. Seems Ron read that at some point and took it to heart. Or perhaps it's an early biography?

Posted by: davidinvirginia at December 23, 2011 12:03 PM (hcJkV)

Yes there was, and I do remember it. It was actually kind of funny in a black humor way. I do not recall if it was fiction or non-fiction.  

Posted by: Mister Money at December 23, 2011 08:09 AM (wN82N)

61 Star Wars: How The Interstellar Military Industrial Complex Controls The Galaxy

Posted by: DrewM. at December 23, 2011 08:09 AM (YqXne)

62 Army of Cashless

Posted by: steveegg at December 23, 2011 08:09 AM (o44nj)

63 Conspiracy Theory (no change).

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:09 AM (W54Uh)

64 The Rothbard of Oz

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 08:10 AM (4136b)

65 The Gold, The Jews, And The Ugly.

Posted by: Conservative Crank has been pimpin' for Perry since August at December 23, 2011 08:10 AM (1zwZo)

66 The Shortstock Redemption.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:11 AM (W54Uh)

67

DID YOU KNOW that the government can track your location, searches and email through your smartphone?

Actually, I think that one's mostly true. Hmm, I'll try another one.

DID YOU KNOW that Valu-Rite contains a mind-control component that renders you incapable of rational thought?

Oops, that one's also true, it's called alcohol. Shit, I'm not very good at this.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at December 23, 2011 08:11 AM (d0Tfm)

68 Waiting to Exchange (My Gold for Foodstuffs)

Posted by: steveegg at December 23, 2011 08:11 AM (o44nj)

69 It amazes me that no one in the Paul camp thought this stuff would come out and he would become a laughing stock.

Thank goodness it finally did so we can all be done with this embarrassment to our Federal Government.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 23, 2011 08:11 AM (UK9cE)

70 All About Eve-l Jews

Posted by: Paper at December 23, 2011 08:11 AM (IvlIt)

71 Dr. Strangelove. Or how I learned to love the Iranian bomb.

Posted by: DrewM. at December 23, 2011 08:12 AM (YqXne)

72 Everything Is Illuminati

Posted by: AndrewR at December 23, 2011 08:12 AM (4Cxgv)

73 So where does bigfoot figure into all of this? Are they pissed about yeti's hogging all the glory?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 23, 2011 08:12 AM (Qxdfp)

74 A Streetcar Named Conspire

Posted by: Paper at December 23, 2011 08:12 AM (IvlIt)

75 Ron Paul is The Wizard of Odd'

Posted by: the Butcher at December 23, 2011 08:12 AM (8g9qq)

76 How the CIA Stole Christmas.

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at December 23, 2011 08:12 AM (DtWlD)

77 Do the White Thing

Posted by: Paper at December 23, 2011 08:13 AM (IvlIt)

78 Goy Story.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:13 AM (W54Uh)

79 Newsletter is like Paul Pron.

Posted by: sTevo at December 23, 2011 08:13 AM (q1Tbv)

80 20 Only a Jew thinks in such absolutes young padawan. I've been waiting for you, Obi-wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the Jew.

Posted by: BK at December 23, 2011 08:13 AM (R2Yh0)

81

Double-feature:

Texas Fried Movie
Texas Buzzkill Massacre

Posted by: steveegg at December 23, 2011 08:13 AM (o44nj)

82 Goldfellas

Posted by: the Butcher at December 23, 2011 08:13 AM (8g9qq)

83 A Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue 2: Ron Paul's Revenge

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2011 08:13 AM (7BU4a)

84 Death Racist 2000

Posted by: Ted K. at December 23, 2011 08:13 AM (s2gMT)

85 12 Angry (Fed Chair)Men

Posted by: Paper at December 23, 2011 08:13 AM (IvlIt)

86

The Smurfs (who are actually yetis who are REAL human-alien hybrids turned blue by chemical alarms)

 

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2011 08:14 AM (XdlcF)

87 Goldfingered: A Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name

Posted by: Conservative Crank has been pimpin' for Perry since August at December 23, 2011 08:14 AM (1zwZo)

88 Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Hoary Old Isolationist Bastards

Posted by: lauraw at December 23, 2011 08:14 AM (635KT)

89 Know the worst part? Fukkin Ron Paul would still be a better President than da Zero. How scary is that?

Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2011 08:14 AM (OlN4e)

90
Dr. StrangeMan or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love Burning My Wife's Bra.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2011 08:14 AM (JYheX)

91 The Queer Hunter

Posted by: Paper at December 23, 2011 08:14 AM (IvlIt)

92 Tinfoil Isn't Enough: The Yeti Scourge

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 23, 2011 08:14 AM (ndlFj)

93 The Perfect Stormfront Endorsement

Posted by: lauraw at December 23, 2011 08:15 AM (635KT)

94 The Thin Gold Line

An Untidy Mind

Natural Born Paulbots

Ron Paul: When Nature Calls

The Adventures of Ron Paul in Grouchland

Air Paul: Golden Retriever

Parapaulian Activity

Ron Paul Gold Cop


Posted by: Teafran at December 23, 2011 08:15 AM (U5IXl)

95

Classic Moose and Squirrel:

"Let's Drink to the Ruby", or "Stoned Again"

Posted by: steveegg at December 23, 2011 08:15 AM (o44nj)

96 OMG!  My new Thumper might be wired for sound and video by the CIA!!!11eleventy111!!!

RON PAUL was right.  "They" have invaded my vagina!!!!

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 08:15 AM (iYbLN)

97 Meet the Browns (95% of Them Are Criminals!)

Posted by: Ted K. at December 23, 2011 08:15 AM (s2gMT)

98 Harry Meets The Hendersons - A True Story

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at December 23, 2011 08:15 AM (DtWlD)

99 And I dare say that Paul is probably less of a racist than Obama and his administration.

Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2011 08:15 AM (OlN4e)

100 Everything You Wanted to Know About Fiat But Were Afraid to Ask .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 23, 2011 08:15 AM (npr0X)

101

New Moneyball

The only way to win is not to play!

Posted by: Gratis at December 23, 2011 08:15 AM (JpC1K)

102 Paullraiser III: Norluap on Earth

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2011 08:15 AM (7BU4a)

103 Jews II
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Garment District

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 23, 2011 08:16 AM (yQwq5)

104 "I've been told not to talk, but these stooges don't scare me."

No shit? Larry, Curly and Moe are threatening you?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 23, 2011 08:16 AM (Qxdfp)

105
Another Goldbrick in the Wall

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2011 08:17 AM (JYheX)

106

Your ideas are intriguing to me, Dr. Paul, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. 

Posted by: garycooper at December 23, 2011 08:17 AM (beegY)

107 A Fist Full Of Silver Dimes.

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 08:17 AM (iYbLN)

108 Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Jews.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:17 AM (W54Uh)

109

Yes there was, and I do remember it. It was actually kind of funny in a black humor way. I do not recall if it was fiction or non-fiction.  

Posted by: Mister Money at December 23, 2011 12:09 PM (wN82N)

I think the problem is, Ron doesn't either. :-)

Posted by: davidinvirginia at December 23, 2011 08:17 AM (hcJkV)

110

My Fair Ladyparts

The French Contraction

Breech Cassidy and the CantTrustaYid

No Caucus for Old Men

On The Broken Waterfront

Saving Private Hymen

The Grapes of Rothschild

Blazing Stirrups

P*U*S*H

The Battleship Pitosin

Coldfinger

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 23, 2011 08:17 AM (PjVdx)

111 Ron Paul stars in a mad-cap, zany, feel good hit of the election season,

Me, Myself, and Iran.

Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2011 08:18 AM (/ZZCn)

112 Revenge of the Nerds No change necessary.

Posted by: MJ at December 23, 2011 08:18 AM (BKOsZ)

113 "My manual for investors, the Ron Paul Primer.
A $224 value for just $99!"

Damn!
But you're not doing it right.
It should be 3 low payments of $33.95. (Plus S&H)

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 23, 2011 08:19 AM (Qxdfp)

114 Rockwell In Love.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:19 AM (W54Uh)

115 First Blood Money

Posted by: steveegg at December 23, 2011 08:19 AM (o44nj)

116

Oh, finally he clears it up:

The taggents -chemical alarms- will set off federal cash-detection machines at airports & anyplace else they choose.     Perhaps "clears it up" wasn't exactly the right way to put it.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2011 08:19 AM (XdlcF)

117 Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 12:17 PM (W54Uh)

Nice!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at December 23, 2011 08:19 AM (nEUpB)

118 The problem with Ron Paul and the rest of the GOPers is, essentially, would you rather have this or this?


Posted by: cthulhu at December 23, 2011 08:20 AM (kaalw)

119 The Island of Doctor Those Fucking Jews.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 23, 2011 08:21 AM (PjVdx)

120 Ann new film from RonPaul! Production!

Midnight in the Rose Garden of Good (Palestinians) and Evil Joooos.

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 08:21 AM (iYbLN)

121 Paul and Streicher vs Evil

No Country for old Jew hating Men

Captain Amerika: The Jew Avenger

NorLuap in Wonderland

Ronboy II: The Golden Army

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2011 08:21 AM (7BU4a)

122 1 Angry Man

The Bridge on the River Why

Crouching Silver, Hidden Dollar

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2011 08:22 AM (JYheX)

123 Raceballs

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 23, 2011 08:22 AM (npr0X)

124 Full Mental Straight Jacket

Posted by: dblwmy at December 23, 2011 08:22 AM (YzlB4)

125 Ron Paul stars in "Escape to Mexico".

Posted by: sTevo at December 23, 2011 08:22 AM (FzVlt)

126 A Fistful of Silver Dimes
For a Few Speculums More

Posted by: DaveA at December 23, 2011 08:23 AM (GH3uG)

127 89 Know the worst part? Fukkin Ron Paul would still be a better President than da Zero. How scary is that?

Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2011 12:14 PM (OlN4e)

Batshit crazy is better than academic Marxism....four years ago, who could have guessed? And what does this imply about universities?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 23, 2011 08:23 AM (kaalw)

128 Letters From Oppressed Japs Who Were Forced Into War By Imperialist Americans On Iwo Jima

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 08:23 AM (iYbLN)

129

Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

 

I win.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 23, 2011 08:24 AM (B+qrE)

130 Birth of A Nation, Part 2

Posted by: Penfold at December 23, 2011 08:24 AM (1PeEC)

131 The Grand Wizard of Oz

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2011 08:24 AM (XdlcF)

132 Logan's Cash Run

Posted by: steveegg at December 23, 2011 08:24 AM (o44nj)

133

He's really not all that crazy.

Posted by: Art Bell at December 23, 2011 08:24 AM (I2LwF)

134 "P.P.S. There's no time to waste! The new money may not come until next year. Or it may be imposed tomorrow. You should subscribe today."

Hell I missed my chance, and now I'm stuck with this stuff with chemical alarms.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 23, 2011 08:24 AM (Qxdfp)

135 Black Paul Moan

Posted by: © Sponge at December 23, 2011 08:24 AM (UK9cE)

136 Every Which Way But Israel

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 08:25 AM (iYbLN)

137 The Unelectables

Posted by: The Q at December 23, 2011 08:25 AM (NdE8F)

138 Ron Paul stars in "A Seriously F#cked up Man".

Posted by: sTevo at December 23, 2011 08:25 AM (q1Tbv)

139 Debbie Does Tin Foil.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 23, 2011 08:25 AM (UK9cE)

140 Postcards From Beyond the Edge

Posted by: steveegg at December 23, 2011 08:25 AM (o44nj)

141

"Les Grand Posterieur"

Posted by: garycooper at December 23, 2011 08:25 AM (beegY)

142

Damn, guess I should have read upthread.

Yeti mind thieves.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 23, 2011 08:25 AM (B+qrE)

143 133 He's really not all that crazy.

Are you kidding me?
If I had this guy on the show I'd lose all my street cred.

Posted by: George Noory at December 23, 2011 08:25 AM (Qxdfp)

144 The Unelectables

Posted by: The Q at December 23, 2011 12:25 PM (NdE8F)

You win.

Posted by: steveegg at December 23, 2011 08:25 AM (o44nj)

145

Navy SEALs Shouldn't Have Killed Bin Laden.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:26 AM (W54Uh)

146

now I'm stuck with this stuff with chemical alarms.

Luckily for you we have trouble tracking people with only $2.42 in their pockets.

Posted by: Dept. of Chemical Alarms at December 23, 2011 08:26 AM (XdlcF)

147 They say your webcams are used by the government to make sure you are watching government porn like a safe, entertained population should.
*Touches nose conspiratorially*

Posted by: fb at December 23, 2011 08:26 AM (JVEmw)

148 Mother , Jew and Speed

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 23, 2011 08:26 AM (npr0X)

149 Ya'll knock it the fuck off. Ever since this shit hit the mainstream 'net, my tin foil stocks have been plummeting!

Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry at December 23, 2011 08:26 AM (xH9Q6)

150 Mr. Rothbard's Opus.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:27 AM (W54Uh)

151 The Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper Diaries

Posted by: Essence at December 23, 2011 08:27 AM (H8vLB)

152 Sometimes I Never Have A Great Notion.

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 08:27 AM (iYbLN)

153 Artbellefleur

Posted by: garycooper at December 23, 2011 08:27 AM (beegY)

154 See, this is why I only read the comments.

Posted by: A. Breitbart - Not *the* Breitbart at December 23, 2011 08:28 AM (pLTLS)

155 Broadcast Jews


Posted by: AndrewR at December 23, 2011 08:28 AM (4Cxgv)

156 142 ...Damn, guess I should have read upthread.

That's okay, great minds follow in a single government controlled brainwashed channel.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 23, 2011 08:28 AM (Qxdfp)

157 Bill and Feds Excellent Adventure

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 23, 2011 08:28 AM (npr0X)

158 The Color of Jooo Money

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 08:28 AM (iYbLN)

159 Legally Dumbe

Posted by: steveegg at December 23, 2011 08:28 AM (o44nj)

160

My Dinner With Ayn Rand.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:28 AM (W54Uh)

161 National Treasure:  Book of Crazy

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 23, 2011 08:29 AM (B+qrE)

162 10 Things I hate about Jooos

Posted by: Essence at December 23, 2011 08:29 AM (H8vLB)

163 A Perfect World....Without Jews.

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 08:29 AM (iYbLN)

164 The Goldbrick Saints.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:30 AM (W54Uh)

165 The Yeti, The Jooo and The Wardrobe

Posted by: Essence at December 23, 2011 08:30 AM (H8vLB)

166 Inside: How to protect you and your loved ones from nano-antennas spread by chemtrails that get breathed into your bloodstream and embed themselves as antennas in your thinking-muscle!

Posted by: Request for Submissions at December 23, 2011 08:31 AM (JVEmw)

167 Cool Hand Luap Nor

"What have here is a failure to communicate."

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 08:31 AM (iYbLN)

168 Rand, search your understanding.  I'm not your father.

Posted by: Darth Paul at December 23, 2011 08:31 AM (o44nj)

169 True Lies

Posted by: DaveA at December 23, 2011 08:31 AM (GH3uG)

170 Torn Curtains In My Desert Trailer.

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 08:32 AM (iYbLN)

171 A Jew to a Kill

Posted by: The Q at December 23, 2011 08:32 AM (NdE8F)

172 The Greedy Jew that Stole Christmas

Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2011 08:32 AM (/ZZCn)

173

"Follow The Fleet"

"The Fleet's In"

"Fleet III:  The Green-Apple Quickstep"

Posted by: garycooper at December 23, 2011 08:32 AM (beegY)

174 Evil Fed II - Gone by Dawn

Posted by: steveegg at December 23, 2011 08:32 AM (o44nj)

175 A Jew to a Kill

Oh, that's good. How about:

Room with a Jew

Posted by: AndrewR at December 23, 2011 08:33 AM (4Cxgv)

176 A Goldbug's Life.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:33 AM (W54Uh)

177 FED: Der Americanische Haus der Luege

Posted by: Request for Submissions at December 23, 2011 08:33 AM (JVEmw)

178 Incomprehensible Retards

Posted by: DaveA at December 23, 2011 08:33 AM (GH3uG)

179 When a Stranger Calls, II: The Calls are Coming from Inside MY BRAIN!

Posted by: . at December 23, 2011 08:34 AM (H8vLB)

180 Moolah Rouge

Posted by: steveegg at December 23, 2011 08:34 AM (o44nj)

181

The Cherokee Chemtrail

Posted by: Ted K. at December 23, 2011 08:34 AM (s2gMT)

182 10 Things I hate about Jooos Posted by: Essence at December 23, 2011 12:29 PM (H8vLB) hey I'm Jewish and so is my family, and you can only come up with 10 things you hate about jews? Hey buddy pull up a chair

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 23, 2011 08:34 AM (i6RpT)

183 Gnome Alone

Posted by: DaveA at December 23, 2011 08:34 AM (GH3uG)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 23, 2011 08:34 AM (B+qrE)

185 Waterworld...caused by Jews! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2011 08:34 AM (9hSKh)

186 Lord of the Banks: The Fellowship of the Elders of Zion

Lord of the Banks: The Jew Towers

Lord of the Banks: The Return of the Crazy



Posted by: Thom at December 23, 2011 08:35 AM (ydvSr)

187 Mission Impossible:  Zion Protocol

Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2011 08:35 AM (/ZZCn)

188 184 Hahahah!

Posted by: fb at December 23, 2011 08:35 AM (JVEmw)

189 The Treasure of the Zion Madres
"Newsletter? We don't need no stinkin' newsletter!"

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 23, 2011 08:35 AM (Qxe/p)

190
Dear Friends,

Have you noticed the new coins? They look like they were designed by joo faggots. There is no doubt that our entire financial system is being controlled by a handful of circumcised men in New York City.

--Ron Paul

Posted by: Ron Paul Newsletter at December 23, 2011 08:35 AM (sqkOB)

191 Fed Dawn

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 23, 2011 08:35 AM (npr0X)

192

Loose Hopenchange

Posted by: garycooper at December 23, 2011 08:36 AM (beegY)

193

HAHAHAHAHAHA

You dorks are AWESOME

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 23, 2011 08:36 AM (PjVdx)

194

Schindler's List 2

Even funnier than the original!

Posted by: Ted K. at December 23, 2011 08:36 AM (s2gMT)

195 The Color Of (Fiat) Money

Posted by: Truth Serum at December 23, 2011 08:36 AM (pkQdU)

196

First yetis, now this.

 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 23, 2011 12:34 PM

That's how the CIA spreads the AIDSes. Foil keeps it right out.

Posted by: . at December 23, 2011 08:36 AM (H8vLB)

197 You know, that chemical alarms in the cash stuff sounds really good. We could make sure that people arrived with full pockets and left with empty ones using chemical sniffers....

Luap Nor, I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Nevada Gaming Industry at December 23, 2011 08:37 AM (kaalw)

198 And as all the other little side-theories accumulate and fit in together, suspicion turns to certainty and no ambassador from Realityland -regardless of race- can ever reach such a person. My neighbor's kitteh is plotting to against me. I just KNOW it!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2011 08:37 AM (niZvt)

199 How have these been hidden so long...

Posted by: Jean at December 23, 2011 08:37 AM (ztdUI)

200 The Outlaw Josey Fed
 
Leon The Growroom Professional
 
Five Easy Pieces Of Silver
 
The Color Silver
 
Tin Hat
 

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 08:37 AM (ENKCw)

201  More famous quotes by the presidential candidate   " I helped a fuzzy dude cut a piece of fruit and when he was chewin' on it I mushed it and called an ambulance" and this "since I'm a leprechaun farmer who's a gambler" and "whoooo haaaaa chery soda !!"

Posted by: toasted poaster at December 23, 2011 08:37 AM (3OCZw)

202

Ron Paul needs to drop out. He is embarrassing the Republican party.

Posted by: Davidd at December 23, 2011 08:38 AM (FGq5b)

203 The Texas Sawbuck Massacre

Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2011 08:38 AM (/ZZCn)

204 A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Backyard Bomb Shelter

Posted by: Ron Paul at December 23, 2011 08:38 AM (tBMfq)

205 Alexander Jones and the Prison of Doom.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:38 AM (W54Uh)

206 Weekly World News:  The Movie

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 23, 2011 08:38 AM (B+qrE)

207
Dear Friends,

A lot of you have noticed that young people these days spend most of their time playing video games. Did you that the makers of these video games have secretly implanted subliminal code into the software? The codes are brainwashing our children into submitting to the Judeo-centric financial system.

Posted by: Ron Paul Newsletter at December 23, 2011 08:38 AM (sqkOB)

208 New York Money Men In Black

Posted by: AndrewR at December 23, 2011 08:39 AM (4Cxgv)

209 Schindler's Hit List

Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2011 08:39 AM (/ZZCn)

210 Space Balls: The Return of the Yet-eye.

Posted by: . at December 23, 2011 08:39 AM (H8vLB)

211 Unearmarkable

Posted by: DaveA at December 23, 2011 08:39 AM (GH3uG)

212 My neighbor's kitteh is plotting to against me.

Look, it's your fault.  Withdraw from the litterbox.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 23, 2011 08:39 AM (B+qrE)

213 Soooo...anybody heard from Andi Sullivan lately?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 23, 2011 08:40 AM (ojx6E)

214 The Sound of Jew-sic

Posted by: The Q at December 23, 2011 08:40 AM (NdE8F)

215 Prison Universe

Posted by: fb at December 23, 2011 08:40 AM (JVEmw)

216 My fAVorITE mooovie- GoldFinger Me!

Posted by: Ron Paul! at December 23, 2011 08:40 AM (r2PLg)

217 How Greenspan Was My Valley.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:41 AM (W54Uh)

218 The Devil In Alex Jones

Posted by: AndrewR at December 23, 2011 08:41 AM (4Cxgv)

219 The World According To A Complete Batshit Crazy Dope

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2011 08:42 AM (ENKCw)

220 Kill FED!

Posted by: Ron Paul! at December 23, 2011 08:42 AM (r2PLg)

221 Luap Nor in The Court Jester

"The pellet with the poison is in the Jew Vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace is the brew that is true!  Uh oh, there has been a change!!  The pellet with the poison is in the flagon with the Jew dragon.  The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.  Damn Jews!"

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 08:42 AM (iYbLN)

222 No Taliban Ever Called Me Ron Ingamok

Posted by: garycooper at December 23, 2011 08:42 AM (beegY)

223 True Git

Posted by: . at December 23, 2011 08:43 AM (H8vLB)

224 The Paultrix: rEVOLutions.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:43 AM (W54Uh)

225 True Git
Real Conservative Genius
The Golden Dumbass

Posted by: DaveA at December 23, 2011 08:43 AM (GH3uG)

226 Weekly World News:  The Movie

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 23, 2011 12:38 PM (B+qrE)

This is win.

Posted by: blue star at December 23, 2011 08:44 AM (ayr7J)

227 2011: A Race Oddity.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 23, 2011 08:44 AM (W54Uh)

228 City Slickers 3 -- The Legend of Jewy's old
National Lampoon's Presidential Election:  Cousin Eddie Goes to Washington

The winners so far:
@47:  Willy Wonkstein and the Money Factory
@108:  Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Jews
@111:  Me, Myself, and Iran

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 23, 2011 08:45 AM (KTtrN)

229 James Bond: A Quantitative Easing of Solace
James Bond: Blood Libel Stone
James Bond: A View to a Bilderberg
James Bond: Silver Dimes are Forever
James Bond: Moonbat Raker
James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies Because of the Goddamn Jews
James Bond: Goldbugfinger
James Bond: License to Deliver Babies

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 08:45 AM (4136b)

230 Inspection (or how Janet Napolitano uses Leonardo DiCaprio to monitor your dreams)

Posted by: BK at December 23, 2011 08:45 AM (R2Yh0)

231 225 & 227 Great morons think alike.

Posted by: DaveA at December 23, 2011 08:45 AM (GH3uG)

232 The FedBank Redemption

Posted by: ombdz at December 23, 2011 08:45 AM (2DpoY)

233 OT: For the Sherlock2 fans: Sherlock gets kinky... http://goo.gl/HMY1q

Posted by: mike at December 23, 2011 08:45 AM (0hdwM)

234 I Have a Cunning Plan 

Posted by: Dr. Ron "Black Adder" Paul at December 23, 2011 08:45 AM (2Gb0y)

235

I Have Nipples, Greg

 

(okay, I'm out)

Posted by: garycooper at December 23, 2011 08:46 AM (beegY)

236 Monty Python and the Holy Grail 2: The Zionist Bunny Conspiracy

Posted by: . at December 23, 2011 08:46 AM (H8vLB)

237 Batshitman
Batshitman Returns
Batshitman Forever
Batshitman and Yetis

Posted by: cthulhu at December 23, 2011 08:47 AM (kaalw)

238 Harry Potter and the Bohemian Grove

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Societies

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Is Probably a Black, The Commit the Crimes Dontchaknow!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Christian Baby Blood

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (remarkably, sounds sinister as is)

Harry Potter and the Mixing With The Darkies Prince

Harry Potter and the Deathly Jooos and the Joooey Jooo Lovers that Jooo them (Parts 1 & Jooo)

Posted by: Thom at December 23, 2011 08:48 AM (ydvSr)

239 233, Heh.

Posted by: . aka, that guy tryinh to think of a new handle at December 23, 2011 08:49 AM (H8vLB)

240 No Country for Old Jews!

Posted by: Ron Paul! at December 23, 2011 08:49 AM (r2PLg)

241 A Quantitative Easing of Solace

Goddamn, that made me laugh.

Transformers 3: Dark Of The Moon And Also, What This Country Really Needs Is To Reconsider The Doctrine Of Nullification

Posted by: AndrewR at December 23, 2011 08:49 AM (4Cxgv)

242 the gvt, won't let us smoke pot, cause, it makes us know stuff.

Posted by: willow at December 23, 2011 08:49 AM (h+qn8)

243 Pulp Money
Whackjob Club
City of Gold
Eternal Goldshine of the Dipshit Mind

Posted by: DaveA at December 23, 2011 08:50 AM (GH3uG)

244 The Longest Oy-Vey

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2011 08:50 AM (XSGFP)

245 Gold Panner's Manual: A Complete Guide for the Novice

Posted by: fb at December 23, 2011 08:50 AM (JVEmw)

246 the 7th building!

Posted by: willow at December 23, 2011 08:51 AM (h+qn8)

247 Jewbik

Posted by: Philip K. Dick at December 23, 2011 08:53 AM (JVEmw)

248 Cryptid-nomicon

Posted by: Neal Stephenson at December 23, 2011 08:54 AM (JVEmw)

249 For a Few Silver Dimes More

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2011 08:55 AM (XSGFP)

250 The Gold Age

Posted by: Neal Stephenson at December 23, 2011 08:56 AM (JVEmw)

251

Matrix rEVOLutions

Posted by: steveegg at December 23, 2011 08:57 AM (o44nj)

252 Jungle Fever And Other Exotic Diseases That The Negro Has Brought To Our Shores

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 23, 2011 08:57 AM (XE2Oo)

253 Monetize This

Posted by: Truth Serum at December 23, 2011 08:57 AM (pkQdU)

254 A Chemtrail Orange

Posted by: 3rd_Bird at December 23, 2011 08:58 AM (lKJJI)

255 The Lord of the neo connnnnns

Posted by: willow at December 23, 2011 08:58 AM (h+qn8)

256 Dirty Hymie

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2011 08:58 AM (XSGFP)

257 Elf
Liar, Liar
Despicable Me

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 23, 2011 08:59 AM (KTtrN)

258 Back to Africa!

Posted by: Ron Paul! at December 23, 2011 08:59 AM (r2PLg)

259 There Will Be Blood Libel

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 23, 2011 08:59 AM (KTtrN)

260 9/11 - If I Did It by O.Jew. Simpson

Posted by: Thom at December 23, 2011 08:59 AM (ydvSr)

261 Who Framed David Koresh?

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 23, 2011 08:59 AM (KTtrN)

262 Scooby Jew

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 23, 2011 08:59 AM (KTtrN)

263 Snow White and the Seven Jews

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 23, 2011 09:00 AM (KTtrN)

264 One Hundred and One Jewnations

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 23, 2011 09:00 AM (KTtrN)

265 Terminator 4:  Rise of the Jews

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 23, 2011 09:00 AM (KTtrN)

266 One Made a Forced Landing in the Cuckoo's Nest

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2011 09:01 AM (XSGFP)

267 A Paul Collapse Now

Posted by: Truth Serum at December 23, 2011 09:02 AM (pkQdU)

268 I Hate The Huckabees

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at December 23, 2011 09:02 AM (DtWlD)

269 The Towering Inferno Was Brought Down By The Jews!

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 09:02 AM (iYbLN)

270 Crouching Banker, Hidden Jew

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 23, 2011 09:03 AM (KTtrN)

271 The Curious Case of Benjamin Bernanke

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 23, 2011 09:03 AM (KTtrN)

272 The Jewman Show

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 23, 2011 09:04 AM (KTtrN)

273 Smokey and the Jew Bandit

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 23, 2011 09:04 AM (KTtrN)

274 The Half-Blood Jews: A Novel

Posted by: Esi Edugyan at December 23, 2011 09:04 AM (JVEmw)

275

Specie II: Its Minting Season

Hymie Potter and the Gubmint of Liars

Doubloon-y Tunes: Crack in Action!

 

Posted by: Tad Blatherton at December 23, 2011 09:04 AM (HueOF)

276 Indiana Jones and the Quest for our Precious Bodily Fluids

Posted by: . aka, that guy trying to think of a new handle at December 23, 2011 09:05 AM (H8vLB)

277 Joo-Joo Binks

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 09:05 AM (iYbLN)

278 "South Paul: Smaller, Shorter & Unsane"

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2011 09:05 AM (Gc/Qi)

279 Gefilte Fisher King

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 09:06 AM (4136b)

280 Bang the Drum Slowly (So the Coloreds Don't Get Rowdy!)

Posted by: Thom at December 23, 2011 09:07 AM (ydvSr)

281  Fleetfootloose

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 09:07 AM (4136b)

282 Undeclared and Thus Unconstitutional and Illegal Star Wars

LuaPnoR Rennt

Posted by: SoupOrMan at December 23, 2011 09:07 AM (J991N)

283 The Chronicles of Narnia:  Voyage of the Jew Banker

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 23, 2011 09:07 AM (KTtrN)

284 The Lox That Saved Pittsburgh

Posted by: Thom at December 23, 2011 09:08 AM (ydvSr)

285 LuaPnoR Rennt
Posted by: SoupOrMan at December 23, 2011 01:07 PM

lol

Posted by: . aka, that guy trying to think of a new handle at December 23, 2011 09:09 AM (H8vLB)

286 BeetleJews

Posted by: 3rd_Bird at December 23, 2011 09:09 AM (lKJJI)

287 Harry and the Hendersteins

Posted by: 3rd_Bird at December 23, 2011 09:09 AM (lKJJI)

288 obi won paul, presented in the kvetchening.

Posted by: willow at December 23, 2011 09:10 AM (h+qn8)

289 Motzah Luck

Posted by: fb at December 23, 2011 09:10 AM (JVEmw)

290 Where the Wild Things Are: Harlem

Posted by: Thom at December 23, 2011 09:11 AM (ydvSr)

291 The Lion, The Witch, and the RFID Chip

Posted by: The Q at December 23, 2011 09:12 AM (NdE8F)

292 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Banker

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 23, 2011 09:12 AM (KTtrN)

293 Dude, Where's My Weed?

Posted by: deepelemblues at December 23, 2011 09:13 AM (Jov5i)

294 Eternal Sunshine of the the Spotless (Controlled) Mind

Posted by: Thom at December 23, 2011 09:13 AM (ydvSr)

295 On The Jewſ

Posted by: Mathin Luther at December 23, 2011 09:13 AM (JVEmw)

296 Atlas Boggled

The Dunderhead

Posted by: DarkLord on the road! at December 23, 2011 09:14 AM (vkUBG)

297 When Bankers Attack

Posted by: National Geographic at December 23, 2011 09:14 AM (JVEmw)

298

I can hardly wait for "real money" to return.

When you go the the store, and buy a few things, then pay using cash, you frequently get change back. What do you do with the money the cashier gives to you?

If you're like the 99%+++, you count it, then put it in your pocket (or billfold or purse). What do you ALMOST NEVER do?

You ALMOST NEVER inspect each coin, each bill, to see if it is "satisfactory". Even the most heavily worn coins are acceptable, and they have the same value, the same purchasing power, as shiny new ones. This is because they are tokens, they represent value. The value is in a vault somewhere, or at least in the knowledge that these tokes are controlled and not as common as nails or gravel.

Replace these tokens with real gold or gold alloy, and real silver or alloy, and things change.  A heavily worn coin clearly does not have the same value as a fresh, new one ... some of the gold or silver has rubbed off (or been removed; the serrations on the coin rim helps indicate this, and historically helped prevent such coins from circulating), and the specifid amount of gold or silver is no longer there ... how much is missing? 3%, 5%?  5% will eat your savings account interest, or it will when interest rates rise ...

Then there's the question of melting gold & silver coins, adding lead to increase volume and maintain weight, then re-minting the original coins, plus a few more ... 

Roman currency experienced this problem: from about 190AD to 270AD, the coinage was debased ... a coin in 190AD might be 70% silver (already debased from the previous century); by 270AD, bronze with a silver wash.

With no confidence in the currency (the stuff was valuable itself, rather than representing value stored safely in a vault somewhere, but that's another discssion), there were all sorts of economic problems.

The Ronulans are indeed geniuses.

 

Posted by: Arbalest at December 23, 2011 09:15 AM (Gq0fV)

299 Emmet Otter's JewBag Hannukah

Posted by: Thom at December 23, 2011 09:15 AM (ydvSr)

300 Feddler on the Roof

Posted by: . at December 23, 2011 09:16 AM (H8vLB)

301 Big Gefilte Fish

Posted by: fb at December 23, 2011 09:17 AM (JVEmw)

302 Luap Nor as Jewsaw in:

Speculum

Speculum I
Speculum II
Speculum III
Speculum IV
Speculum V
Speculum VI
Speculum 3D

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 09:18 AM (iYbLN)

303 Prison Planet of the Apes
Flourides in the Attic
Chemtrail of the Pink Panther

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 09:18 AM (4136b)

304 There's Something About the Fake Holocaust

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 23, 2011 09:19 AM (VXj9h)

305 312 Emmet Otter's JewBag Hannukah
Posted by: Thom

Now that's fucking funny right there.

Posted by: mpfs at December 23, 2011 09:19 AM (iYbLN)

306
Police State Academy II:
Italian Inside Job
DARPA Knight
NWOtebook

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 09:22 AM (4136b)

307 RE: the newsletters, meh.

They are disinformation.

Everyone who is in the know realizes that The Powers that Be are really shape shifting Reptillians.

/did you not get that message? is your tin foil hat not adjusted properly?

Posted by: shibumi at December 23, 2011 09:22 AM (z63Tr)

308 The Jewmanhater

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 23, 2011 09:23 AM (VXj9h)

309 Poor Paul.

He laid down with the conspiracy nutters, and noticed a carpet of fleas has invaded him.

Bilderbergers, lizardiods, chemtrails ( those rainbows you see in sprinklers? They are poisoning our bodily essence! ).

It looks like the nutters have found an even less judgmental home than the Libertarian Party! They don't even have to pretend to support the non-aggression principle ... they only have to put up a Ron Paul sign.



Posted by: Kristopher at December 23, 2011 09:23 AM (Z3y1K)

310 The Dukes of Haifa

Posted by: 3rd_Bird at December 23, 2011 09:23 AM (lKJJI)

311 The Jew Man Group

Posted by: fb at December 23, 2011 09:25 AM (JVEmw)

312
Fema Fatale

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 09:26 AM (4136b)

Posted by: . at December 23, 2011 09:26 AM (H8vLB)

314 Illuminati Bastards

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 23, 2011 09:26 AM (VXj9h)

315 Actually, the reason to inspect your change is to see if the cashier slipped you some of that Canuck centavos.

Posted by: Chuckit at December 23, 2011 09:27 AM (jis7d)

316
The 9/11 Truth about Cat's and Dogs

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 09:28 AM (4136b)

317 The Watergoy

Posted by: 3rd_Bird at December 23, 2011 09:29 AM (lKJJI)

318 323 The Dukes of Haifa

Posted by: 3rd_Bird at December 23, 2011 01:23 PM (lKJJI)

Just a good old goy, never meanin' no schlock.


Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 09:33 AM (4136b)

319 The Manjoorian Candidate.

Posted by: Liberal Reader's iPhone at December 23, 2011 09:35 AM (jO8iD)

320 The Bourne Average Day

Posted by: VRWC Agent at December 23, 2011 09:35 AM (JXaAZ)

321 Ron Paul... Lyndon LaRouche.... in... Grumpiest Old Men

Posted by: Doc at December 23, 2011 09:35 AM (XECOp)

322 Given Ron Pauls insistence on returning to precious metal currency, could you look at his ownership of gold and silver mining stock as some kind of cranks attempt at insider trading? 

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at December 23, 2011 09:38 AM (n2Mvr)

323 The Rise and Tactical Retreat of the Third Reich

Posted by: VRWC Agent at December 23, 2011 09:39 AM (JXaAZ)

324 279 Crouching Banker, Hidden Jew

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 23, 2011 01:03 PM (KTtrN)

Nice!

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 09:41 AM (4136b)

325 The Empire Kikes Back

Posted by: Thom at December 23, 2011 09:42 AM (ydvSr)

326 Anyone do Shylock Holmes yet?

Posted by: Thom at December 23, 2011 09:43 AM (ydvSr)

327 Ron Paul: Menace 2

Posted by: Paulbot in Mom's basement with nothing better to do at December 23, 2011 09:46 AM (Co8vu)

328 Every Which Way But Lucid

Posted by: Snorkdoodle Whizbang at December 23, 2011 09:50 AM (FVsI+)

329

How am I going to deflect this one? Hmm I know what i'll say:

The actual obsession about Paul from the neocons is entertaining and hilarious.

Posted by: Paultard at December 23, 2011 09:51 AM (YhZFe)

330

Try that again: Ron Paul: Menace 2 Society

 

Posted by: Paulbot in Mom's basement with nothing better to do at December 23, 2011 09:51 AM (Co8vu)

331 The Truth About Cats and Dogs (and WTC7)

Posted by: 3rd_Bird at December 23, 2011 09:52 AM (lKJJI)

332 Goys and Dolls (On puppet strings)

Posted by: The Musical at December 23, 2011 09:55 AM (JVEmw)

333 Thruther Romance

Posted by: VRWC Agent at December 23, 2011 09:55 AM (JXaAZ)

334 That's, "Truther Romance."

Posted by: VRWC Agent at December 23, 2011 09:56 AM (JXaAZ)

335 I'm waiting for him to defend his pork barrel spending habits as an anti-jewish banker policy.

Posted by: Jean at December 23, 2011 09:56 AM (rfpP3)

336

"The Devil In Alex Jones"

 

THREADWINNER


"

Posted by: Dick Nixon at December 23, 2011 09:57 AM (kaOJx)

337

"Emmet Otter's JewBag Hannukah"

First runner up.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at December 23, 2011 09:59 AM (kaOJx)

338

The David Dukes of Hazzard

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 23, 2011 09:59 AM (bRdb3)

339

"Emmet Otter's JewBag Hannukah"

First runner up.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at December 23, 2011 01:59 PM (kaOJx)

-------------------------

"But if your tastes are like mine

You like Manaschewitz wine

and your favorite thing to do

is a pretty girl dancing to Hava Nagila

and a mess of mama's matzo soup"

Posted by: Thom at December 23, 2011 10:05 AM (ydvSr)

340 White Men Can't Run (Director's Cut: As Fast As Fleet-Flooted Black Criminals Can)

Posted by: deepelemblues at December 23, 2011 10:06 AM (Jov5i)

341 Peter and the Wolfowitz

Posted by: S. Prokofiev at December 23, 2011 10:07 AM (JVEmw)

342 GPS Tracking Beacon in My Pocket

Posted by: VRWC Agent at December 23, 2011 10:10 AM (JXaAZ)

343 The Gold, the Bad and the Ugly

Posted by: VRWC Agent at December 23, 2011 10:11 AM (JXaAZ)

344  Steel Magnolias Don't Melt

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 10:16 AM (4136b)

345

Probably the worst thing he published. Who actually praises militia groups?

"This radical new movement is a magnificent sign of the times, one of many indications that the central state faces massive resistance from average people and is losing its grip on political power.... It's the domination of the country by Washington that is driving the militia and other heroic movements around the country

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at December 23, 2011 10:19 AM (YhZFe)

346 The Day The Mind Stood Still

Posted by: NueroSpinner at December 23, 2011 10:22 AM (/MuFf)

347

Freeping Up With the Joneses.

A Boy and his ZOG.

Fed Dawn

(Featuring Rand Paul) - Throw Daddy From the Train

 

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at December 23, 2011 10:25 AM (yK8YH)

348 Fed October

Posted by: fb at December 23, 2011 10:44 AM (JVEmw)

349

Austrian School of Rock: Sound Money

Easy Fluorider

Evil Fed 2: Dead Before Ron

Posted by: Tad Blatherton at December 23, 2011 10:57 AM (YWHSE)

350 @362 Easy Fluorider

Brilliant.

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 23, 2011 11:05 AM (KTtrN)

351 Rense.com has a nice photoshop of Santa Ron Paul handing out presents. A little further down the page David Duke Wishes You A White Christmas. Happy chemtrails to you...

Posted by: Carl Spackler at December 23, 2011 11:06 AM (I6KKl)

352 Black Like You

Posted by: Vote for me I'll get you stuff at December 23, 2011 11:13 AM (xqpQL)

353 Prince Of Persia

Posted by: Vote for me I'll get you stuff at December 23, 2011 11:15 AM (xqpQL)

354 Enema Of the State

Posted by: Vote for me I'll get you stuff at December 23, 2011 11:16 AM (xqpQL)

355 Birth of A Notion

Posted by: Vote for me I'll get you stuff at December 23, 2011 11:17 AM (xqpQL)

356 iRacist

Posted by: Vote for me I'll get you stuff at December 23, 2011 11:19 AM (xqpQL)

357 Ron Paul is unique among racists as he is one of the few, if not only one, who isn't a full blown socialist. Seems to be freakishly open borders too.

Posted by: Rmoney Voter at December 23, 2011 11:24 AM (7MFxV)

358 As Gold As It Gets

Posted by: VRWC Agent at December 23, 2011 11:32 AM (JXaAZ)

359 Black Helicopter Down

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2011 11:40 AM (XSGFP)

360 Honey I Gassed the Joos Zionking 2: Give Me Back My Foreskin

Posted by: Carl Spackler at December 23, 2011 11:40 AM (I6KKl)

361 Looking for Mr. Goldbar

Posted by: Hvy Mtl Hntr at December 23, 2011 12:25 PM (3QXwg)

362 #89

No he wouldn't.

Posted by: packsoldier at December 23, 2011 01:08 PM (S7roo)

363 Gold BarFly

Posted by: VRWC Agent at December 23, 2011 01:20 PM (JXaAZ)

364 On further reflection , Mother , Jugs and Weed would'a worked better .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 23, 2011 01:23 PM (npr0X)

365

Yeti on the Roof

A Bridge over the River Queer

Posted by: Scrat at December 23, 2011 01:44 PM (FU4t1)

366 Obama got elected. 

Explain that to me if there is nothing to this weird nonsense?

Posted by: MarkD at December 23, 2011 01:55 PM (iYBP2)

367

Thats easy:

"Paul'p Fiction"

"Inglorious Basterds: A documentary about muderous Jooos and how the Mossad is out to kill you and your family!"

Posted by: Elize Nayden, Newtist at December 23, 2011 02:13 PM (QrpiP)

368 Jaws VI: Revenge of the Shark-Eyed IRS Agents

Posted by: packsoldier at December 23, 2011 03:38 PM (S7roo)

369 I love what you guys are frequently up too. Such clever work and reporting! Keep up the terrific works guys IÂ’ve added you guys to my blogroll.

Posted by: The Duke Is Mine epub at December 23, 2011 04:29 PM (xr+rC)

370

Hi Morons,

 

Obama just announced the official language in USA is Spanish.

Posted by: Moron at December 23, 2011 04:32 PM (M6Kpg)

371 Yep! I was agreed, I'll keep in touch to your blog.

Posted by: Silver-Tongued Devil ebook at December 23, 2011 04:56 PM (SYiYL)

372 Excellent blog, thanks for the share. I'll be a regular viewer.

Posted by: The Accidental Tourist AudioBook at December 23, 2011 05:22 PM (QlqE4)

373 You made a few good points there. I did a search on the matter and found a good number of people will agree with your blog.

Posted by: Foreign Affairs AudioBook at December 23, 2011 06:21 PM (V+/ig)

374

Late to the thread yet again.  Anyway here's my attempt:

 

Guess who's not coming to dinner

Posted by: Decaf at December 23, 2011 07:21 PM (R9puH)

375 The Pelican Newsletter

Posted by: franksalterego at December 24, 2011 05:20 AM (9XykO)

376 Terms of Enslavement

Posted by: Mark V. at December 24, 2011 11:08 AM (MJe2x)

377

DID YOU KNOW that the ATF has been running guns to Mexican gun cartels in order to increase their ability to violate the 2nd ammendment rights of American citizens?

Oh, wait that happened, like a month or two ago. "Ace of Spades: the federal government is your friend and if you disagree you hate the Jews!"

Posted by: Gabriel M at December 24, 2011 11:43 AM (kQuHP)

378 Much worse than conspiracy nuts are the sick cold-hearted bastards who cynically reap $99 newsletter subscriptions from them to keep them eternally on the verge of desperate pants wetting. And these same fucks run around complaining about holy rollers even though they are clearly in the same damned business.

Posted by: cackfinger at December 24, 2011 06:10 PM (a9mQu)

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