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April 28, 2011

Royal Wedding Open Thread
— DrewM

Nah, I'm just kidding.

NFL Draft thread.

The Panthers just took Cam Newton number 1.

Posted by: DrewM at 04:06 PM | Comments (50)
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1 Lets hope the Panthers don't piss away their good fortune.

Posted by: EC at April 28, 2011 04:08 PM (f4TZ2)

2 War Cam Eagle!

Posted by: FUBAR at April 28, 2011 04:08 PM (SZetI)

3 "NFL morality" a contradiction in terms, as always

Posted by: Chuckit at April 28, 2011 04:35 PM (NAaLp)

4 We're having our royal wedding open thread tomorrow at 6 eastern, right?!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 28, 2011 04:36 PM (0vDuM)

5 Too bad. You opened the door.

Robin Leach on O'Reilly discussing why the Brits love the monarchy. BO made a statement about how Americans wouldn't stand for some guy being the "little king".

RL said that he thinks we already have one...at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Posted by: Clueless at April 28, 2011 04:36 PM (piMMO)

6 panters wasted their pic my hometown team AZ cardinals did decent

Posted by: Chris at April 28, 2011 04:37 PM (CyHvE)

7 RL said that he thinks we already have one...at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Well, the thugs at that one precinct did say we were going to be ruled by a black man.

Posted by: Methos has a long memory at April 28, 2011 04:38 PM (uqJo6)

8 God dammit panthers.

Posted by: Liberal Fascist Número Uno at April 28, 2011 04:41 PM (O3NJk)

9 Just for grins.

Posted by: sTevo at April 28, 2011 04:42 PM (VMcEw)

10 Good one. I saw that headline and thought WTF.

Posted by: The Notion at April 28, 2011 04:43 PM (hD0CU)

11 What's with the chick constantly screaming in the background?

Is Ben Roethlisberger prowling around?

Posted by: curious Moron at April 28, 2011 04:44 PM (bFnYW)

12 Cam has a bright future ahead of him!

Posted by: Michael Vick at April 28, 2011 04:44 PM (iTnby)

13 What? No lesbian poet thread?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 28, 2011 04:46 PM (qIHlG)

14 Cam has a bright future ahead of him!

Word.

Posted by: Jamarcus Russel at April 28, 2011 04:46 PM (bFnYW)

15 Great pick by the Panthers.

Posted by: Ryan Leaf at April 28, 2011 04:47 PM (hD0CU)

16 I watched a video of the decorations of the Abbey. They are using all these miniature green and white flowers and plants -- millions of them.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 28, 2011 04:48 PM (dDbkT)

17 "What? No lesbian poet thread?" Yeah. Where's lauraw?

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 28, 2011 04:51 PM (dDbkT)

18 How bad are the suits? Are the mamas wearing hideous hats? Are the baby mamas skanked to the nth degree?

The red carpet part of this thread is left off!!!

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 28, 2011 04:52 PM (eKuOw)

19 I say, the Pats just drafted the Earl of Pembroke. Jolly good show!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 28, 2011 04:54 PM (UB58p)

20 Can I haz Cheerleader draft?

Posted by: Cicerokid at April 28, 2011 04:54 PM (zbiAz)

21 When do we get to the cheerleader picks?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 28, 2011 04:55 PM (jx2j9)

You know what a terrible team with no prospect of improving this year should go out and get? A prima donna with great athletic tools, but with poor decision-making skills, to play quarterback for them.

Posted by: Truman North at April 28, 2011 04:59 PM (8ay4x)

23 "19 I've just announced that Jay-Z is my new agent." Cam, I thought we had a deal.

Posted by: O.J. Simpson at April 28, 2011 04:59 PM (iTnby)

24 Oreilly just had video of Princess UpChuck break dancing.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 28, 2011 05:00 PM (qIHlG)

25 Look, Drew M, I can provide a cheerleader pic if anyone asked me. How bout you? Why are you holding out?

Posted by: Donald Trump at April 28, 2011 05:00 PM (bFnYW)

26 Can you sez? Jamarcus/

Posted by: marcinmo at April 28, 2011 05:08 PM (zsilV)

27 Anyone else think the royals are all queens?

Posted by: Reiver at April 28, 2011 05:09 PM (eExOI)

28 We are not amused JEFOTUS.

Posted by: The International Brotherhood of Carnival Barkers at April 28, 2011 05:11 PM (qIHlG)

29
Just watched Big Bang Theory. I have to say that Blossom is an excellent comedic actress.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 28, 2011 05:29 PM (dDbkT)

30 Cam Newton is probably the best backup wide receiver ever to take a snap in the shotgun, except for Antwan Randle-El.

Posted by: Truman North at April 28, 2011 05:30 PM (8ay4x)

31 And David Givens.

Posted by: Truman North at April 28, 2011 05:30 PM (8ay4x)

32 And Troy Brown, but he was never really a backup.

Posted by: Truman North at April 28, 2011 05:30 PM (8ay4x)

33 Stupid Panthers. They should've listened to the eminently qualified anonymous commenters at AoSHQ.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 28, 2011 05:35 PM (SZetI)

34 Did Cam have to pay for the stuff he shoplifted, or was it all forgiven?

Posted by: Ronster at April 28, 2011 05:36 PM (CZBRL)

35 I think he still has that big neckalce, but he did have to do community service.

Posted by: Truman North at April 28, 2011 05:39 PM (8ay4x)

36 Cam is going to be stealing touchdowns from your pathetic home teams.

Bwaaaaaa.

Posted by: Cherry π at April 28, 2011 05:47 PM (+sBB4)

37 Cam Newton is going to be a very expensive bust. He is not a team player, and he won't be able to throw accurately enough for an NFL offense. Also, his running ability won't be impressive when confronted with NFL linebackers instead of college linebackers.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 28, 2011 05:59 PM (LH6ir)

38 The Panthers just took Cam Newton number 1.

War Between the Undead States & Suzy the Blowup Doll hardest hit ..

Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2011 06:02 PM (vdfwz)

39 Cam Newton....because having Michael Vick around is too boring.

Posted by: Rocks at April 28, 2011 06:03 PM (th0op)

40 How come you fucking spammers can't write in English? Dumb bastards. Go sell your shit on a street corner in Afganistan.

Posted by: Ronster at April 28, 2011 06:19 PM (CZBRL)

41 Hey, Drew!

Prince William will wear the red regimentals of the Irish Guard. Kate has hair extensions in order to do a fancy up-do. People from Texas are there in the street waiting to see them, having made a special trip just for the wedding. The order of service has been released and one of the hymns is from Diana's funeral.

Just thought I would post this here to ANNOY you, as you have been on Twitter griping about the wedding. And now, I am off to bed so I can be up bright and early for all of the festivities, the greatest of which will be that OBAMA IS NOT THERE!

Cheerio!

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 28, 2011 06:29 PM (Fo83G)

42 And Drew, don't forget the Royal Wedding Cock Ring (limited edition).

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 28, 2011 06:51 PM (dDbkT)

43 At least that comment didn't bring in the cock ring spammers... yet.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2011 08:34 PM (Y1DZt)

44 At pick #12 the Vikings drafted LSU quarterback Christian Ponder. Smart, tough, accurate, can throw on the run, played in a pro-style west coast offense at LSU like the Vikings play, MVP of the Senior Bowl.

Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2011 08:55 PM (u8VNX)

45 Smart, tough, accurate, can throw on the run, played in a pro-style west coast offense at LSU like the Vikings play, MVP of the Senior Bowl.

Posted by: jordan heels at April 29, 2011 01:16 AM (7Ck1E)

46 LSU? Ponder is a 'Nole!

carry on.

Posted by: parx at April 29, 2011 04:19 AM (jXgF9)

@#36

Stupid Panthers should've listened to the eminently qualified anonymous commenters at AoSHQ fans of the fricking team. Now I shall freeze this winter as all my cold weather apparel is team logo'ed. Oh, the humanity.

Worst. Managed. Team. Ever.*

*Detroit and Oakland excluded, as they have Emeritus status.

Posted by: Chuck at April 29, 2011 07:56 AM (8MgJI)

48 Posted by: parx at April 29, 2011 08:19 AM (jXgF9)

FSU _{me dumb}

Posted by: davidt at April 29, 2011 10:24 AM (u8VNX)

49 Anyone have a good recipe for brownies?

*payback bitches, for hijacking the wedding thread*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2011 01:40 PM (UOM48)

I know it's late, but I just finally got re-connected with the 'Net after making it to Dallas, but . . .

WTF were the Chiefs doing?!

Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2011 04:39 PM (rWu8q)

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