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April 02, 2011

Saturday Afternoon Experimental Insta-Story
— rdbrewer

Here are the rules: Anyone can add to the story. But you can only add three words at a time. Any meta comment or any other comment that is not part of the story must be set apart in square brackets. [Like this.]

Let's have this one be a mystery. In space. With phasers and big boobs. And a princess. A gold ring. A wolf. And a shrubbery. I'll start it off:

Once upon a...

Posted by: rdbrewer at 12:48 PM | Comments (2683)
Post contains 81 words, total size 1 kb.

1 dark and stormy

Posted by: Palerider at April 02, 2011 12:49 PM (ITaIZ)

2 Time, my naked

Posted by: Mike James at April 02, 2011 12:49 PM (k3VCR)

3 night in the

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 12:50 PM (nFWaB)

4 basement condo of

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 02, 2011 12:51 PM (ndlFj)

5 dungeons of despair

Posted by: Mike H at April 02, 2011 12:51 PM (g3OU+)

6 alien prison. She

Posted by: Mark O at April 02, 2011 12:51 PM (gdaKe)

7 grabbed my fatty

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 12:51 PM (nFWaB)

8 [working off #2] phaser shot a

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 02, 2011 12:51 PM (+YH3d)

9 reached for my

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 12:52 PM (npr0X)

10 [people need to cut and paste all previous entries]

dark and stormy Time, my naked night in the alien prison. She

Posted by: Mark O at April 02, 2011 12:52 PM (gdaKe)

11 [this is gonna get out of control. this'll get out of control and people will get killed!]

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 02, 2011 12:52 PM (+YH3d)

dark and stormy Time, my naked night in the alien prison.....

She cut it off

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 12:54 PM (h+qn8)

13 [Three words, dummy.]

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 12:54 PM (nFWaB)

14 and handed it to me

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 12:54 PM (emArD)

15 oops! i kin almost count !

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 12:55 PM (h+qn8)

16 all over the

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 12:55 PM (eOXTH)

17 with a spoon

Posted by: Robert S. Pierre at April 02, 2011 12:55 PM (qe0ew)

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 12:56 PM (emArD)

dark and stormy Time, my naked night in the alien prison.....

She cut it off,and handed it to me

i screamed shrilly

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 12:56 PM (h+qn8)

20 [Meta comments in brackets, hosehead. Heh.]

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 12:56 PM (nFWaB)

21 new atomic bra

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 12:56 PM (eOXTH)

22 "Oh!, She roared

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 12:56 PM (9Lm5R)

23 ..big, fat, girl

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 12:56 PM (AnTyA)

24 known as Egdon Heath [name counts as one]

Posted by: TomB at April 02, 2011 12:56 PM (hEMau)

dark and stormy Time, my naked night in the alien prison.....

She cut it off,and handed it to me

i screamed shrilly

after anal probes

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 02, 2011 12:57 PM (Do528)

26 terry jones burned

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 12:57 PM (eOXTH)

27
..ride my fact....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 12:57 PM (ZHsNw)

28 She hurled it

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 12:57 PM (emArD)

29 got lodged in

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 12:57 PM (nFWaB)

30 oh never mind

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 02, 2011 12:57 PM (Do528)

31 with tritium straps

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 12:57 PM (9Lm5R)

32 released the Krakken

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 12:58 PM (AnTyA)

33 [ i think we have a best seller here, and i'll go all ragegirl on anyone who tries to burn it]

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 12:58 PM (eOXTH)

34 from alien handcuffs

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 12:58 PM (9Lm5R)

35 in my pants

Posted by: Mueller at April 02, 2011 12:58 PM (/AU3V)

36 only to be

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 12:58 PM (3OCZw)

37 Oh shit, wolf!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at April 02, 2011 12:59 PM (IlBr+)

38 a pearl necklace?

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 12:59 PM (AnTyA)

39 and the DMV

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 12:59 PM (nFWaB)

40 canteloupe you say?

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 12:59 PM (h+qn8)

41
fat girl's taint.........

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 12:59 PM (ZHsNw)

42 beware the Ankas

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 12:59 PM (9Lm5R)

43 but I won

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 02, 2011 12:59 PM (AnTyA)

44 a slow measured

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:00 PM (h+qn8)

45 they get shirts

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 01:00 PM (emArD)

46 you don't say

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:00 PM (eOXTH)

47
fap fap fap

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:00 PM (ZHsNw)

slice likea hammer

[see what i did there?]

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 02, 2011 01:00 PM (AnTyA)

49 Death warmed over

Posted by: Steven Seagal is.... at April 02, 2011 01:01 PM (9Lm5R)

I did say!

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:01 PM (h+qn8)

51 help the bombardier

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 02, 2011 01:01 PM (gJNMj)

52
clean and articulate...

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:01 PM (ZHsNw)

53 painfully innacurate rendition.

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:01 PM (h+qn8)

54 Palomino!

Posted by: Bugler at April 02, 2011 01:01 PM (VXBR1)

55 where are the

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:01 PM (eOXTH)

56 painful rectal itch

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 01:02 PM (9Lm5R)

57 snowdens of yesteryear?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:02 PM (eOXTH)

58 "Ouch" she said.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 02, 2011 01:02 PM (paOeu)

59 send in the clowns

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:02 PM (h+qn8)

Batteries not included.

Posted by: William Amos at April 02, 2011 01:02 PM (+H9A/)

61
...it's so big....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:02 PM (ZHsNw)

62 I'm the bombardier

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 02, 2011 01:02 PM (gJNMj)

63 You got any

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 01:02 PM (emArD)

64 pining for the

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 01:02 PM (9Lm5R)

65 collapse isn't possible

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:03 PM (h+qn8)

66 with a melon?

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 01:03 PM (2X8VA)

67 destiny that calls

Posted by: Penfold at April 02, 2011 01:03 PM (N15Tc)

68 "It's too long!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2011 01:03 PM (ryU/B)

69 do not enter

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:03 PM (eOXTH)

70
I heart spinach...

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:03 PM (ZHsNw)

71 this IS tough

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:03 PM (h+qn8)

72 off the balconey

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 02, 2011 01:04 PM (paOeu)

73 High Speed Rails?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:04 PM (GbCB1)

74 "Holy Mackel Batman !"

Posted by: William Amos at April 02, 2011 01:04 PM (+H9A/)

snowdens of yesteryear?

that was my next line! sweet!

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 02, 2011 01:04 PM (gJNMj)

76 see a doctor

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:04 PM (eOXTH)

77
All wanker's unite....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:04 PM (ZHsNw)

78 [this is turning out to be more like Ezra Pound poetry, rather than a short story]

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 01:04 PM (9Lm5R)

79 Oh shit, phaser!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at April 02, 2011 01:04 PM (IlBr+)

80 morphine drip please

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:04 PM (h+qn8)

81 to cover his

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:04 PM (GbCB1)

82 then the dog

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 02, 2011 01:04 PM (paOeu)

83 I'll have another

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:04 PM (3OCZw)

84
Hi Ho Silver!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:04 PM (ZHsNw)

85 [ i was playing off you]

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:05 PM (eOXTH)

86 for a dollar

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 01:05 PM (9Lm5R)

87 makes no sense

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 01:05 PM (R7wMJ)

88 [is this 1 word or 3]

WTF

Posted by: alwyr at April 02, 2011 01:05 PM (w2++y)

89 killed seven hobos

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:05 PM (GbCB1)

90 "Kiss my Grits"

Posted by: William Amos at April 02, 2011 01:05 PM (+H9A/)

91 time and space

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:05 PM (h+qn8)

92 no, no yes!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:05 PM (eOXTH)

93 do unto another

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:06 PM (h+qn8)

94 i scream wickedly

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:06 PM (GbCB1)

95 very large bush

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:06 PM (3OCZw)

96 in the pudding ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 01:06 PM (npr0X)

97 it's Yossarian's name

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 02, 2011 01:06 PM (gJNMj)

98
Touch my binky!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:06 PM (ZHsNw)

99 Terra delenda est

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 01:06 PM (emArD)

100 no means yes

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 01:06 PM (9Lm5R)

101

Shoot to kill !

Posted by: William Amos at April 02, 2011 01:06 PM (+H9A/)

102 Two dollars!!!!!

Posted by: KG at April 02, 2011 01:06 PM (7AIVm)

103 Get a grip.

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:06 PM (h+qn8)

104

Cheeto stained fingers

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 02, 2011 01:07 PM (paOeu)

105 mother's soiled knickers

Posted by: Sean Connery at April 02, 2011 01:07 PM (Tle8k)

106
Oh baby yes!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:07 PM (ZHsNw)

107

eating _____ _______ _______! _______, _______ _______ his dick.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:07 PM (GbCB1)

108 But then, suddenly...

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 01:07 PM (2X8VA)

109 omg the pain

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:07 PM (h+qn8)

110 you naughty boy!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:08 PM (eOXTH)

111

Where no man

Posted by: William Amos at April 02, 2011 01:08 PM (+H9A/)

112
Sheila Jackson Lee..

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:08 PM (ZHsNw)

113 Take it out!

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:08 PM (GbCB1)

114

Has gone before

Posted by: William Amos at April 02, 2011 01:08 PM (+H9A/)

115 Put it in!

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:08 PM (GbCB1)

116 [too bad we don't have the [ you ] tag available on the main site. the rift in the time-space continuum would be awesome]

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 01:08 PM (9Lm5R)

117 have we ever

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:08 PM (h+qn8)

118 eat my shorts

Posted by: John Bender at April 02, 2011 01:08 PM (gJNMj)

119 well, imagine that

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:08 PM (h+qn8)

120 Snoop Doggy Dogg

Posted by: KG at April 02, 2011 01:09 PM (7AIVm)

121 eaten a large

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:09 PM (GbCB1)

122

Bringout your dead !

Posted by: William Amos at April 02, 2011 01:09 PM (+H9A/)

123 eaten Fly Agaric

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 01:09 PM (9Lm5R)

124 round red ripe

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:09 PM (3OCZw)

125

I'd hit it.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:09 PM (GbCB1)

126 you rotten stinking

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 02, 2011 01:09 PM (paOeu)

127
Liberal squeak-holes

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:09 PM (ZHsNw)

128 nattering on , nevertheless (shut up)

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:09 PM (h+qn8)

129 cried the vicar

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 01:09 PM (2X8VA)

130 barefoot in the

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 01:09 PM (9Lm5R)

131 supercalifragilisticexbealadocius antidisestablishementaryism T-shirt

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 02, 2011 01:10 PM (Z1jiu)

132 Bitch better swallow!

Posted by: Tom at April 02, 2011 01:10 PM (MWXXs)

133 busty lesbian pr0n

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:10 PM (GbCB1)

134 nuclear death dildo

Posted by: joncelli, off to take a nap at April 02, 2011 01:10 PM (Nvw83)

135 put THAT WHERE???

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 01:10 PM (AnTyA)

136 wet, soft, furry

Posted by: FUBAR at April 02, 2011 01:10 PM (McG46)

137 lower the shields

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:10 PM (3OCZw)

138 saddle my steed!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:10 PM (piMMO)

139

caustive factors reported

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:10 PM (h+qn8)

140 Big bad wolf

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 02, 2011 01:11 PM (paOeu)

141
Electric Pink Pony

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:11 PM (ZHsNw)

142 Chimpanzees typing a

Posted by: AJ Lynch at April 02, 2011 01:11 PM (tJ7Tp)

143 pass the val-u-rite

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:11 PM (eUmIE)

144 Up the pooper

Posted by: Tom at April 02, 2011 01:11 PM (MWXXs)

145 as she imagined

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 02, 2011 01:11 PM (btzPD)

146 to the valley

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:11 PM (piMMO)

147 lauren, me first

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:11 PM (h+qn8)

148 anywhere you want

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 01:11 PM (9Lm5R)

149 ncaa thread please?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 01:11 PM (R7wMJ)

150 Guys get shirts

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:12 PM (GbCB1)

151
hump my bump...

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:12 PM (ZHsNw)

152

that dog is

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:12 PM (h+qn8)

153 before I puke

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 01:12 PM (9Lm5R)

154 basketball sucks ass

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:12 PM (GbCB1)

155 and eats it.

Posted by: wooga at April 02, 2011 01:12 PM (IhzyJ)

156 Honey badger don't

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 01:12 PM (VuLos)

157 [so, you guys aren't even trying, are you?]

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:12 PM (piMMO)

158 when I noticed

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 02, 2011 01:12 PM (Z1jiu)

159 one ferocious motherfucker

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:12 PM (3OCZw)

160 give a shit

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 01:12 PM (VuLos)

161

Fuck You, Obama

[Do I win?]

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2011 01:12 PM (Orc9J)

162 in the refrigerator

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 01:12 PM (2X8VA)

163 or vice versa

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 01:12 PM (9Lm5R)

164 just gross man

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:12 PM (h+qn8)

165 an epic failure

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 02, 2011 01:13 PM (bxiXv)

166

Margaret Cho's Taco

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:13 PM (ZHsNw)

167 from the start.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 02, 2011 01:13 PM (bxiXv)

168 think of England

Posted by: Tom at April 02, 2011 01:13 PM (MWXXs)

169 a blinding light

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:13 PM (piMMO)

170 [so, you guys aren't even trying, are you?] Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 05:12 PM (piMMO) screw you! moron!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 01:13 PM (9Lm5R)

171 in the supermarket

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:13 PM (eUmIE)

172 [Idea: Quote the post you are following. That way, we might have two or three threads.]

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 01:14 PM (nFWaB)

173 grabbing her boobs

Posted by: Berserker at April 02, 2011 01:14 PM (gWHrG)

174 oh dear GOd

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:14 PM (eOXTH)

175 thread grows swiftly

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:14 PM (GbCB1)

176
Shake, Rattle, & Roll!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:14 PM (ZHsNw)

177

my stomach churns

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:14 PM (h+qn8)

178 cap in ass!!!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:14 PM (piMMO)

179 in the supermarket

I found a

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 01:14 PM (nFWaB)

180 Health Department called

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 01:14 PM (9Lm5R)

181 Then it happened!

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 01:14 PM (2X8VA)

182

oh dear GOd. she had a

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:14 PM (GbCB1)

183 said so needlessy

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:15 PM (h+qn8)

184 Health Department called

furry critter baked

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:15 PM (piMMO)

185

in the supermarket I found a

whole potato salad

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:15 PM (GbCB1)

186 Klingon press one [on the phone]

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 01:15 PM (EiH7n)

187
Love Me Tender

-Elvis Presley

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:15 PM (ZHsNw)

188 Screwed from the

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 01:16 PM (emArD)

189 odd smelling stain

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 01:16 PM (npr0X)

190 small loosely formed

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:16 PM (eUmIE)

191 Every mad scientist

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 02, 2011 01:16 PM (UO6+e)

192 an irreverant act

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:16 PM (h+qn8)

193 Klingon press one [on the phone] Hello? White House?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 01:16 PM (9Lm5R)

194 furry critter baked

into Heather's radish

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 02, 2011 01:16 PM (Z1jiu)

195 Screwed from the

very first comment

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:16 PM (piMMO)

196
Scotch and Water

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:17 PM (ZHsNw)

197 Why throw good

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 01:17 PM (emArD)

198 into Heather's radish

papaya, avocado stew

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:17 PM (piMMO)

199 they trudged onward

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:17 PM (eUmIE)

200 Hello? White House?

No, Russell Brand.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 01:17 PM (nFWaB)

201 God save queen [by The Sex Phasers]

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 01:17 PM (EiH7n)

202 Creative Writing professor

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 01:17 PM (9Lm5R)

203 lo and behold

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:18 PM (eUmIE)

204 gives thread "A"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2011 01:18 PM (9Lm5R)

205
Allah Fuckin' Akbar

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:18 PM (ZHsNw)

206 Would be handy

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 02, 2011 01:18 PM (xMT+4)

207 No, Russell Brand. NO! Russell!! NO!!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:18 PM (piMMO)

208 bathing suductively

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:18 PM (h+qn8)

209

No, Russell Brand

or uncomfortable underwire

Posted by: kj at April 02, 2011 01:18 PM (P/tet)

210 MOM?!? WHAT THE--

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 01:18 PM (2X8VA)

211
Stop spanking chicken......

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:19 PM (ZHsNw)

212 are those warts?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:19 PM (eOXTH)

213 Did you hear...

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 01:19 PM (emArD)

214 excuse my boner

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:19 PM (GbCB1)

215 pigeon shit

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:19 PM (3OCZw)

216 kindhearted commie kills

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:19 PM (FQlFL)

217 penicillin stat!

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:19 PM (h+qn8)

218

applying warm lotion

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:19 PM (eUmIE)

219 are those warts? No, they're jujubes!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:20 PM (piMMO)

220 Who am I?

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:20 PM (1l37M)

221 put that away

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:20 PM (h+qn8)

222 that a rocket?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:20 PM (eOXTH)

223 Nancy Pelosi naked

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:20 PM (GbCB1)

224 to her tender

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 01:20 PM (emArD)

225 kill them all

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:20 PM (3OCZw)

226
Golf is good....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:20 PM (ZHsNw)

227 Who am I?

A wolf, he

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 01:20 PM (nFWaB)

228 who are you?

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:20 PM (h+qn8)

229 the mixture overflowed

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 01:20 PM (VMcEw)

230 that a rocket? it does blast.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:20 PM (GbCB1)

231 Then he sneezed.

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 01:20 PM (2X8VA)

232 and let god

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 01:21 PM (emArD)

233 tired achy feet

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:21 PM (eUmIE)

234 [Idea: Quote the post you are following. That way, we might have two or three threads.]

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 05:14 PM (nFWaB)

[Better Idea: When your experiment is over, you go through the entire thread and pick the best comments and then publish your story]

whispering "Eat me"

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 02, 2011 01:21 PM (paOeu)

235 who, who, who

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:21 PM (h+qn8)

236 kill them all ask questions later

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:21 PM (piMMO)

237 papa don't preach

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:21 PM (eOXTH)

238
Megan Fox's thumbs....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:21 PM (ZHsNw)

239 breastacles thar be!

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:21 PM (FQlFL)

240 sort them out

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:21 PM (piMMO)

241

taste like chicken

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:21 PM (h+qn8)

242 quietly urgent ministrations

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:21 PM (1l37M)

243 kill them all ask questions later; eat the bodies

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:22 PM (GbCB1)

244
Rosie O'Donnell's sweetness.....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:22 PM (ZHsNw)

245 [

]

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 01:22 PM (emArD)

246 looks like spam

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:22 PM (eUmIE)

247 pissed on it

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 01:22 PM (VMcEw)

248 momma don't dance

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:22 PM (h+qn8)

249 Megan Fox's thumbs....

attacked in a

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 01:22 PM (nFWaB)

250

stop this madness

Posted by: davisbr at April 02, 2011 01:22 PM (uCShA)

251
Orca Winfrey's slimness....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:22 PM (ZHsNw)

252 motorcycle chicks

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:23 PM (3OCZw)

253 Your "Stories" suck

Posted by: Mongerel at April 02, 2011 01:23 PM (YqWfw)

254 all night long

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:23 PM (eOXTH)

255 meat grinder with

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 01:23 PM (VMcEw)

256

tissues please

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:23 PM (h+qn8)

257 life's a bitch

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 02, 2011 01:23 PM (paOeu)

258 furious scratching motion

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:23 PM (eUmIE)

259 She shook me

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 01:23 PM (emArD)

260 Steal this blog

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:23 PM (1l37M)

261 I drink Milkshake.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:23 PM (GbCB1)

262 toast, no butter

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:23 PM (3OCZw)

263 pencil-eraser nipples

Posted by: FUBAR at April 02, 2011 01:23 PM (McG46)

264
Remember the Alamo!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:24 PM (ZHsNw)

265

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 01:24 PM (VMcEw)

266 what was that!?

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:24 PM (h+qn8)

267 Once bitten...

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 01:24 PM (emArD)

268 pencil-eraser nipples on my goat

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:24 PM (GbCB1)

269 remember pearl harbor

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:24 PM (eOXTH)

270 don't hit enter

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 01:24 PM (VMcEw)

271 swollen and erect

Posted by: Yeoman Rand at April 02, 2011 01:24 PM (Tle8k)

272 blankety! blank , blank!

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:24 PM (h+qn8)

273 Charles Johnson's autopsy

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:24 PM (1l37M)

274
Burn the Koran!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:24 PM (ZHsNw)

275 Stuffed artichokes rock!

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 01:24 PM (VuLos)

276 fuck this thread.

lol

Posted by: Berserker at April 02, 2011 01:25 PM (gWHrG)

277 and squeezed tightly

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:25 PM (eUmIE)

278 who is John Galt?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:25 PM (eOXTH)

279 press any key?

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:25 PM (FQlFL)

280 do not click

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 02, 2011 01:25 PM (paOeu)

281 You lose.

Posted by: Calvin Coolidge at April 02, 2011 01:25 PM (GbCB1)

282 twas twice shy

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:25 PM (h+qn8)

283 watch it burn

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 01:25 PM (VMcEw)

284 [fish, nice]0

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:25 PM (eOXTH)

285
Ctrl - Alt - Delete

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:25 PM (ZHsNw)

286 because they deflated

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 01:26 PM (2X8VA)

287 make my dinner

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:26 PM (1l37M)

288 dances on grave

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:26 PM (h+qn8)

289 time-space continuum

Posted by: FUBAR at April 02, 2011 01:26 PM (McG46)

290 I might try making a story after the thread dies down. I can be pretty certain it will contain "Sheila Jackson Lee!" cried the vicar. "Bitch better swallow!"

Posted by: The Chap etc at April 02, 2011 01:26 PM (8DINN)

291

will be filmed

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:26 PM (eUmIE)

292 pulsing and throbbing

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 01:26 PM (npr0X)

293 why? why me?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:26 PM (eOXTH)

294 For the win

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:26 PM (7+pP9)

295 up your fellow

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:26 PM (h+qn8)

296 first you will

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:27 PM (eOXTH)

297

High hard one!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:27 PM (ZHsNw)

298 +s

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:27 PM (h+qn8)

299 now, shoot me

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 01:27 PM (VMcEw)

300 All Hail Bacon!

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:27 PM (GbCB1)

301

What a pile

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 01:27 PM (emArD)

302
Wookie for $400!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:27 PM (ZHsNw)

303

he peeked into

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:27 PM (eUmIE)

304 the pistol jammed

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:27 PM (7+pP9)

305

first you will

paint my livingroom

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:27 PM (GbCB1)

306 of steaming shit

Posted by: Berserker at April 02, 2011 01:27 PM (gWHrG)

307 moist wizard sleeves

Posted by: FUBAR at April 02, 2011 01:27 PM (McG46)

308 boomstick wisdom saves

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:28 PM (FQlFL)

309 don't stop believin

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:28 PM (h+qn8)

310 he peeked into his ewok's cage

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:28 PM (GbCB1)

311 saved by the

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:28 PM (3OCZw)

312

polish my brass

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 01:28 PM (emArD)

313 blood sprayed everywhere

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:28 PM (7+pP9)

314
Don't Touch That!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:28 PM (ZHsNw)

315 crappy 80s songs

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:28 PM (GbCB1)

316 one million monkeys

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 01:28 PM (npr0X)

317 we be jammin'

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:28 PM (eOXTH)

318 and drew back

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:28 PM (eUmIE)

319 look over there!

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:28 PM (h+qn8)

320 the unblinking eye

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 02, 2011 01:28 PM (paOeu)

321 make my dinner

you sultry minx

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 01:29 PM (nFWaB)

322 911. Please hold.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at April 02, 2011 01:29 PM (3gM8j)

323 breast self examination

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:29 PM (GbCB1)

324
Key Lime Pie

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:29 PM (ZHsNw)

325 a bloody stump

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:29 PM (eUmIE)

326 then a big

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 01:29 PM (VMcEw)

327 type the works

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 01:29 PM (emArD)

328 death or glory

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:29 PM (1l37M)

329 we fell onto

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:29 PM (GbCB1)

330 sick crunching sound

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:29 PM (7+pP9)

331 like a starfish

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 01:29 PM (npr0X)

332 we're finished

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:29 PM (h+qn8)

333 barefoot and pregnant

Posted by: FUBAR at April 02, 2011 01:29 PM (McG46)

334 a kiln accident?

Posted by: Josef K. at April 02, 2011 01:30 PM (7+pP9)

335 just another story

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:30 PM (1l37M)

336
Potatoes Au Gratin

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:30 PM (ZHsNw)

337 what is a

Posted by: kj at April 02, 2011 01:30 PM (P/tet)

338 thick pearl necklace

Posted by: Druid at April 02, 2011 01:30 PM (RnujI)

339 purple and swollen

Posted by: Anachronda at April 02, 2011 01:30 PM (6fER6)

340 dismembered the body

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:30 PM (7+pP9)

341 an abysmal moment

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:30 PM (h+qn8)

342 surrounded me and

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:30 PM (eUmIE)

343 an aspiring rapper

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:30 PM (1l37M)

344 broken gears mashed

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 01:30 PM (VMcEw)

345 longcat is looooooo ooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooooo oooooooooo ooooooooo oooooooooo ooooooooo ooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo ooooooooo oooooonnnnnnnn nnnnnnn nnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnn nnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnn nnggggggg ggggggggggg ggggggggggg ggggggggggggg

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:30 PM (GbCB1)

346 she looked at

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:31 PM (eUmIE)

347
Great bootie call!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:31 PM (ZHsNw)

348 have a fresca?

Posted by: judge smails at April 02, 2011 01:31 PM (e/mKt)

349 Queen Victoria said

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 01:31 PM (2X8VA)

350 no clues found

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:31 PM (1l37M)

351 dinner is ready

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 01:31 PM (VMcEw)

352 ammo! last clip

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:31 PM (3OCZw)

353 i'd be king

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:31 PM (eOXTH)

354 everything around us

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:31 PM (h+qn8)

355 tore through flesh

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:31 PM (7+pP9)

356 make a left

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:31 PM (1l37M)

357 her lips were

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:32 PM (GbCB1)

358 an abysmal moment surrounded me and

I saw Germans

Posted by: Josef K. at April 02, 2011 01:32 PM (7+pP9)

359
Politics is evil.....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:32 PM (ZHsNw)

360 I Won

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:32 PM (h+qn8)

361 no u turn

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:32 PM (eOXTH)

362 make a left at Burger King

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:32 PM (piMMO)

363 batteries not included

Posted by: SoCalME at April 02, 2011 01:32 PM (bKnnS)

364 Princess Round Heels

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 02, 2011 01:32 PM (paOeu)

365

it is dangerous

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:32 PM (eUmIE)

366
Gynormous thunder thighs....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:32 PM (ZHsNw)

367 you were incredible

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:32 PM (1l37M)

368 shiny red button

Posted by: Stimpy at April 02, 2011 01:32 PM (Tle8k)

369 pasty white thighs

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:32 PM (3OCZw)

370

as ripened cherries

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:32 PM (h+qn8)

371 severing the aorta

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:32 PM (7+pP9)

372 an aspiring rapper popped a cap

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:32 PM (piMMO)

373 ate puffy tacos

Posted by: USA at April 02, 2011 01:33 PM (YZISw)

374 hope and change

Posted by: Druid at April 02, 2011 01:33 PM (RnujI)

375 a rubber chicken

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 02, 2011 01:33 PM (UO6+e)

376 pulsing, throbbing crescendo

Posted by: FUBAR at April 02, 2011 01:33 PM (McG46)

377 with vicious speed

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:33 PM (eUmIE)

378 Matt Damon's limp

Posted by: mrfixit at April 02, 2011 01:33 PM (X6YMj)

379 skywriting at night

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:33 PM (1l37M)

380

sorely chastened

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:33 PM (h+qn8)

381 soft and tender

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:33 PM (3OCZw)

382 Novelty worn off

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:33 PM (piMMO)

383 angle of dangle

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:33 PM (FQlFL)

384 an abysmal moment surrounded me and

I saw Germans
everything around us
was pink spray

Posted by: Josef K. at April 02, 2011 01:33 PM (7+pP9)

385
South Beach sucks....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:33 PM (ZHsNw)

386 deliciously moist and

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:33 PM (3OCZw)

387 rdbrewer regrets this

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 01:33 PM (VuLos)

388 Big Kahuna Burger

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:33 PM (1l37M)

389 two one zero

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 01:34 PM (EiH7n)

390 pulsating meat missle

Posted by: mrfixit at April 02, 2011 01:34 PM (X6YMj)

391 in your hat

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 01:34 PM (2X8VA)

392 bloody displays of

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:34 PM (h+qn8)

393 seized the rubber

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:34 PM (eUmIE)

394 mallet of desire

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:34 PM (3OCZw)

395 an experiment failed.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 02, 2011 01:34 PM (1ZnTv)

396 exploring Amish country

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:34 PM (1l37M)

397 squeeze the Charmin

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:34 PM (piMMO)

398 ripcord of doom

Posted by: mrfixit at April 02, 2011 01:35 PM (X6YMj)

399 [ibid at 69]

Posted by: journolist at April 02, 2011 01:35 PM (iHfo1)

400 stole our dates

Posted by: Kemp at April 02, 2011 01:35 PM (JpFM9)

401 beat the meat

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:35 PM (piMMO)

402 one, two, three

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:35 PM (eOXTH)

403 not those lips

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:35 PM (GbCB1)

404 not to be

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:35 PM (piMMO)

405 "Never!" she cried

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 02, 2011 01:35 PM (paOeu)

406 lost and found

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:35 PM (piMMO)

407 mental illness manifested

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:35 PM (eUmIE)

408
gird your loins......

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:35 PM (ZHsNw)

409 Wankel rotary engine

Posted by: ya2daup: an iPhone-iMpeded iPost at April 02, 2011 01:35 PM (4ua3L)

410 what's that smell?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:35 PM (eOXTH)

411 you arrogant ass

Posted by: mrfixit at April 02, 2011 01:35 PM (X6YMj)

412 what were we

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:35 PM (h+qn8)

413 New thread maybe?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 02, 2011 01:35 PM (MyByM)

414 you've killed us!

Posted by: mrfixit at April 02, 2011 01:36 PM (X6YMj)

415 No nazi sluts!

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 01:36 PM (EiH7n)

416 lemons and almonds

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:36 PM (h+qn8)

417
Narcissistic sociopathic president....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:36 PM (ZHsNw)

418 don't do it!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:36 PM (piMMO)

419

precious bodily fluids

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:36 PM (GbCB1)

420 rocked her world

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:36 PM (1l37M)

421 as we waited

Posted by: journolist at April 02, 2011 01:36 PM (iHfo1)

422 one bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:36 PM (3OCZw)

423 disappointing Jiffy Pop

Posted by: like a at April 02, 2011 01:36 PM (Tle8k)

424 New thread maybe? No longer fun

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:36 PM (piMMO)

425 that's a spork

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:36 PM (1l37M)

426 an abysmal moment surrounded me and

I saw Germans
everything around us
was pink spray
severing the aorta,
Matt Damon's limp
angle of dangle,
tore through flesh

Posted by: Josef K. at April 02, 2011 01:36 PM (7+pP9)

427 for hope and

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:36 PM (eUmIE)

428 it lays fallow

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:36 PM (h+qn8)

429 Obese Women's Network

Posted by: KG at April 02, 2011 01:36 PM (7AIVm)

430 Just do it

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:37 PM (piMMO)

431 he poked me

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:37 PM (GbCB1)

432 amputated his penis

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:37 PM (7+pP9)

433 brave new world

Posted by: mrfixit at April 02, 2011 01:37 PM (X6YMj)

434 poetry? not likely.

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:37 PM (FQlFL)

435 shameless moment wasted

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:37 PM (h+qn8)

436 Off we go

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:37 PM (piMMO)

437 vomitting right now

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:37 PM (GbCB1)

438 wild blue yonder

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:37 PM (piMMO)

439 suck it up

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:37 PM (eOXTH)

440 this is unprecedented! [too late?]

Posted by: Museisluse at April 02, 2011 01:37 PM (xrmna)

441 bubble and squeek

Posted by: mrfixit at April 02, 2011 01:37 PM (X6YMj)

442 heartbroken and despairing

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:38 PM (eUmIE)

443 In your mouth

Posted by: ya2daup: an iPhone-iMpeded iPost at April 02, 2011 01:38 PM (4ua3L)

444 limply laying in

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:38 PM (h+qn8)

445 please leave now

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:38 PM (1l37M)

446 an abysmal moment surrounded me and

I saw Germans
everything around us
was pink spray
severing the aorta,
Matt Damon's limp
angle of dangle,
tore through flesh

That's a spork
she mumbled wearily

Posted by: Josef K. at April 02, 2011 01:38 PM (7+pP9)

447
Love it or........

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:38 PM (ZHsNw)

448 community organizing network

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:38 PM (piMMO)

449 kippers and cream

Posted by: mrfixit at April 02, 2011 01:38 PM (X6YMj)

450 Hillary Clinton? Feminine.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:38 PM (GbCB1)

451 cries of mourning

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:38 PM (h+qn8)

452 a lost opportunity

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:38 PM (eUmIE)

453 missed a pill

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:38 PM (piMMO)

454 antidisestablismentarianism qua crwth

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 01:38 PM (MzQOZ)

455 gawd...another chakra??

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 01:38 PM (AnTyA)

456 woke up dead

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:38 PM (piMMO)

457 chocolate ration increased

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:39 PM (GbCB1)

458 tend my garden

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:39 PM (7+pP9)

459 can it be?

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:39 PM (h+qn8)

460 Al Gore's colon

Posted by: mrfixit at April 02, 2011 01:39 PM (X6YMj)

461 but hunger remains

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:39 PM (eUmIE)

462 an abysmal moment surrounded me and

I saw Germans
everything around us
was pink spray
severing the aorta,
Matt Damon's limp
angle of dangle,
tore through flesh

That's a spork
she mumbled wearily

please leave now

Posted by: Josef K. at April 02, 2011 01:39 PM (7+pP9)

463 ba dum bum

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:39 PM (1l37M)

464 closed, gone fishing

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:39 PM (3OCZw)

465 ee, ar, san [one, two, three in bad Mandarin]

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 01:39 PM (EiH7n)

466 leggo my eggo

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:39 PM (eOXTH)

467
Kinetic military action.......

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:39 PM (ZHsNw)

468 I bone goats.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:39 PM (GbCB1)

469 chocolate New Orleans

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:40 PM (piMMO)

470 hidden secret garden

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:40 PM (h+qn8)

471 stroked his leaden

Posted by: ya2daup: an iPhone-iMpeded iPost at April 02, 2011 01:40 PM (4ua3L)

472 That's no moon.

Posted by: CDR M at April 02, 2011 01:40 PM (JSetw)

473 You need help.

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:40 PM (eUmIE)

474 I bone goats. you said it!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:40 PM (piMMO)

475 We're from government..........

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:40 PM (ZHsNw)

476 Santa Monica pier

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:40 PM (1l37M)

477 dead Chinese boss

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 01:40 PM (EiH7n)

478 fishing for souls

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:40 PM (h+qn8)

479 A moon is

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:40 PM (eUmIE)

480 Huge tracks of

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:40 PM (GbCB1)

481 no nay never

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 01:40 PM (eOXTH)

482 volunteering is mandatory

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:40 PM (7+pP9)

483 to the transporter!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:40 PM (piMMO)

484 please help us

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:41 PM (h+qn8)

485 beam me up

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:41 PM (piMMO)

486 made of cheese

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:41 PM (GbCB1)

487 what the fuck

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:41 PM (3OCZw)

488 Tora! Tora! Tora!

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 01:41 PM (AnTyA)

489 bless her heart!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:41 PM (piMMO)

490 then mysteriously vanished

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:41 PM (1l37M)

491

find the hidden

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:41 PM (eUmIE)

492

hobos dick cheese

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:41 PM (GbCB1)

493 shrieks in terror

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:41 PM (h+qn8)

494
Barack the Ditherer

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 01:41 PM (ZHsNw)

495 Tora! Tora! Tora! Laugh out loud

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:42 PM (piMMO)

496 pimp my ride

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:42 PM (7+pP9)

497 back in '67

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:42 PM (1l37M)

498 Quick as a

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 02, 2011 01:42 PM (UO6+e)

499 in a puff

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 01:42 PM (nFWaB)

500 an abysmal moment surrounded me and

I saw Germans
everything around us
was pink spray
severing the aorta,
Matt Damon's limp
angle of dangle,
tore through flesh

That's a spork
she mumbled wearily

please leave now
can it be?
Al Gore's colon
gawd...another chakra??
Please kill me

Posted by: Josef K. at April 02, 2011 01:42 PM (7+pP9)

501 back in 2010 [health bill was written in the same manner]

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 01:42 PM (EiH7n)

502 Allahu's Snack Bar

Posted by: ya2daup: an iPhone-iMpeded iPost at April 02, 2011 01:42 PM (4ua3L)

503 no place for...

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:42 PM (piMMO)

504 fortune cookie says

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:42 PM (eUmIE)

505 Panting, she threw

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:42 PM (FQlFL)

506 only the lonely

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:42 PM (piMMO)

507 Yankees up five

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:42 PM (1l37M)

508 when in Rome

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:42 PM (piMMO)

509 stop this shit!

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 01:42 PM (VuLos)

510 eggs on car

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:43 PM (h+qn8)

511 love that song

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:43 PM (3OCZw)

512 kill it now!

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:43 PM (7+pP9)

513 Buy more gold!

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:43 PM (GbCB1)

514 never, my pet!

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:43 PM (eUmIE)

515 don't play nice!

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:43 PM (h+qn8)

516 assiduously avoided her

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:43 PM (1l37M)

517 don't taze me

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:43 PM (3OCZw)

518 It's Friiiiiiiiday It's

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:43 PM (GbCB1)

519 stop this shit! my sentiments exactly!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:43 PM (piMMO)

520 not my father !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 01:44 PM (npr0X)

521 brings back memories

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:44 PM (eUmIE)

522 no, red onions

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:44 PM (1l37M)

523 Stuck in Iraq

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 02, 2011 01:44 PM (MyByM)

524 eat at Nicks!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:44 PM (piMMO)

525 morons getting angry

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:44 PM (eUmIE)

526 knashing of teeth

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:44 PM (h+qn8)

527 stand and deliver

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:44 PM (3OCZw)

528 Conan the Destroyer

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:44 PM (piMMO)

529 brings back memories
I'd rather forget

Posted by: Josef K. at April 02, 2011 01:44 PM (7+pP9)

530 They kinda cute

Posted by: Kemp at April 02, 2011 01:44 PM (JpFM9)

531 soft, pendulous breasts

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:44 PM (7+pP9)

532 Dammit Jim, I'm

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:44 PM (FQlFL)

533 Ron Paul 2012!

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:45 PM (GbCB1)

534

this is fun

[this is fun]

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 01:45 PM (AnTyA)

535 who ordered veal?

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:45 PM (1l37M)

536

He is watching

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:45 PM (h+qn8)

537 damn, you stink

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:45 PM (1l37M)

538 foul smelly droolcup

Posted by: emptied like a at April 02, 2011 01:45 PM (Tle8k)

539 veal, I did!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:45 PM (piMMO)

540 watch my webcam

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:45 PM (GbCB1)

541 where's the remote?

Posted by: gesc at April 02, 2011 01:45 PM (A22+V)

542 eew! Dead lamb!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:45 PM (piMMO)

543 and white skin

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:46 PM (eUmIE)

544 her Adam's Apple

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:46 PM (GbCB1)

545 Stole the show

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:46 PM (piMMO)

546 this intractable quagmire

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:46 PM (1l37M)

547 It's a mystery

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:46 PM (piMMO)

548 consumed the world!

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:46 PM (FQlFL)

549 Die, thread, DIE!

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 01:46 PM (VuLos)

550 bi winning duh

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 01:46 PM (A0VTZ)

551 RAND Paul 2012

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:46 PM (piMMO)

552 Veni! Vidi! Vici!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 01:46 PM (MzQOZ)

553

chicks with dicks

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 01:46 PM (AnTyA)

554 George W. Bush!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:46 PM (piMMO)

555 Biggie gets veal

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:46 PM (1l37M)

556

tasteless , classless, or

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:47 PM (h+qn8)

557 sunscreen and sand

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:47 PM (eUmIE)

558 extra cheese please

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:47 PM (3OCZw)

559 Bon Jovi sucked

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:47 PM (GbCB1)

560 Cut and run

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:47 PM (piMMO)

561 do si do

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:47 PM (piMMO)

562 where's the feta?

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:47 PM (1l37M)

563 Thread contains decadence

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:47 PM (GbCB1)

564 Ich bin Berliner!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 01:47 PM (MzQOZ)

565 in line with

Posted by: morigu at April 02, 2011 01:47 PM (QXzRP)

566 implants gone awry

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:48 PM (FQlFL)

567 mmm chicken fingers

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:48 PM (GbCB1)

568 pass the salt

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:48 PM (piMMO)

569 no, I swear!

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:48 PM (h+qn8)

570 at the bar

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:48 PM (1l37M)

571 570 posts/hour

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:48 PM (GbCB1)

572 decadence, no decadence

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:48 PM (piMMO)

573 other desperate people

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:48 PM (eUmIE)

574 only three beers

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:48 PM (1l37M)

575 Honey Badger don't

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 01:48 PM (AnTyA)

576 amputated legs, feet

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:48 PM (h+qn8)

577 570 posts/hour

better than Palin

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 01:48 PM (VuLos)

578 my salty surprise

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:48 PM (GbCB1)

579 left in the fridge

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:49 PM (3OCZw)

580 magic drips from

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:49 PM (FQlFL)

581 and three shots

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:49 PM (1l37M)

582

three words only

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:49 PM (piMMO)

583 Where's the beef?

Posted by: Clara Peller at April 02, 2011 01:49 PM (yQWNf)

584 the old in-out

Posted by: ya2daup: an iPhone-iMpeded iPost at April 02, 2011 01:49 PM (4ua3L)

585 my mushroom tip

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:49 PM (GbCB1)

586

I need more

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:49 PM (eUmIE)

587 Full of RINOs

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 01:49 PM (A0VTZ)

588 600 goto 10

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 01:49 PM (MzQOZ)

589 You did what!!!!!

Posted by: morigu at April 02, 2011 01:49 PM (QXzRP)

590 really don't know

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:49 PM (1l37M)

591

i scream wickedly

in the pudding

you naughty boy!

dinner is ready

Posted by: kj at April 02, 2011 01:49 PM (P/tet)

592 soylent green goodness!

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:50 PM (FQlFL)

593

call the police

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:50 PM (h+qn8)

594 four d batteries

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 01:50 PM (npr0X)

595 In the library

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:50 PM (7+pP9)

596 with a candlestick

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:50 PM (7+pP9)

597 how to handle

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:50 PM (eUmIE)

598 Ronald Wilson Reagan

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 01:50 PM (A0VTZ)

599 no soup for...

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:50 PM (piMMO)

600 F*ck Free World

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:50 PM (1l37M)

601 Ready! Aim! Fire!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 01:50 PM (MzQOZ)

602 it's still breathing

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:50 PM (3OCZw)

603 angel gets wings

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:50 PM (piMMO)

604 to die for

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:50 PM (piMMO)

605 But seriously....

Posted by: skyeofblue at April 02, 2011 01:50 PM (HwMXR)

606 mutherfuckin snakes on

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:50 PM (GbCB1)

607 Nukeit from Orbit!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 01:51 PM (MzQOZ)

608

shouting out loud

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:51 PM (h+qn8)

609 and roaming free

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:51 PM (eUmIE)

610 according to sources

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:51 PM (1l37M)

611 Tora Tora Tora

Posted by: Tojo at April 02, 2011 01:51 PM (yQWNf)

612 anal + gel = angel

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:51 PM (GbCB1)

613 four d batteries jump start this

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:51 PM (piMMO)

614 you magnificent b*stard!

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:51 PM (FQlFL)

615 anal + gel = angel no it doesn't!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:51 PM (piMMO)

616 comforted her, but

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:52 PM (1l37M)

617

Bond, James Bond

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 01:52 PM (AnTyA)

618 crying out loud

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:52 PM (piMMO)

619 Holy Roman Empire

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 01:52 PM (MzQOZ)

620

drowning in a

Posted by: morigu at April 02, 2011 01:52 PM (QXzRP)

621 Ok, the Calvin Coolidge sock was clearly the thread winner. Congrats.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 01:52 PM (A0VTZ)

622 the old heave-ho

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:52 PM (piMMO)

623 and then she

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:52 PM (3OCZw)

624

have you seen

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:52 PM (h+qn8)

625 shaken, not slapped

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:52 PM (GbCB1)

626

the golden coins

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:52 PM (eUmIE)

627 stole my tonsils

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:52 PM (7+pP9)

628 rm -rf /

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 01:52 PM (MzQOZ)

629 Chicago is out?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 01:52 PM (A0VTZ)

630 this old house

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:53 PM (piMMO)

631 we are not amused

Posted by: alwyr at April 02, 2011 01:53 PM (w2++y)

632 crying out loud

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:53 PM (h+qn8)

633 point towards enemy

Posted by: kj at April 02, 2011 01:53 PM (P/tet)

634 ye olde haus

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:53 PM (piMMO)

635 always be in

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:53 PM (FQlFL)

636 ask me again

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:53 PM (1l37M)

637 burn, baby, burn.................

Posted by: morigu at April 02, 2011 01:53 PM (QXzRP)

638 dissent is patriotic

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 01:53 PM (AnTyA)

639 twist and shout

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:53 PM (h+qn8)

640 must love cats

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:53 PM (GbCB1)

641 his itching codpiece

Posted by: randy at April 02, 2011 01:53 PM (g1Ebq)

642 Senator Scott Brown

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 01:53 PM (MzQOZ)

643 left to ponder

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:53 PM (1l37M)

644 when you want

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:53 PM (eUmIE)

645 my repressed memories

Posted by: gesc at April 02, 2011 01:54 PM (A22+V)

646 for the children

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:54 PM (piMMO)

647 ice on it

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:54 PM (7+pP9)

648 corporations are corporationy

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:54 PM (GbCB1)

649 low and slow

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:54 PM (piMMO)

650

look at that

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:54 PM (h+qn8)

651 nuke the whales

Posted by: ya2daup: an iPhone-iMpeded iPost at April 02, 2011 01:54 PM (4ua3L)

652 we are retarded

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:54 PM (piMMO)

653 MMfA maggots be

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:54 PM (FQlFL)

654 Commence attack run!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 01:54 PM (MzQOZ)

655 i offered her

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:54 PM (GbCB1)

656 Barack Hussein Obama.....

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 01:54 PM (A0VTZ)

657 Han fired first!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 01:54 PM (MzQOZ)

658 Thar she blows!

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (7+pP9)

659 just shut up

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (1l37M)

660 minimum height 4'

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (3OCZw)

661 clean up blubber.

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (eUmIE)

662 .....mmmm mmmm mmmm

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (A0VTZ)

663 It's a trap! [doh.]

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (MzQOZ)

664 targeting computer off?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (GbCB1)

665 shovel ready jobs!

Posted by: gesc at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (A22+V)

666 Dial M for..........

Posted by: morigu at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (QXzRP)

667 ride captain, ride

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (FQlFL)

668 666 .....mmmm mmmm mmmm how fortuidous, that

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (GbCB1)

669 have to go

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (1l37M)

670 prepondererance of evidence

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (h+qn8)

671 one was assaulted

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (VMcEw)

672 smooth trigger pull

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (7+pP9)

673 caution: steep incline

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (piMMO)

674

girls just wanna

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (eUmIE)

675 brace yourselves

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (3OCZw)

676 rusty hinge photo

Posted by: TFTB at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (Tle8k)

677 her dripping wet

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 01:55 PM (npr0X)

678 watch for ice

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:56 PM (piMMO)

679 muskrat love

Posted by: gesc at April 02, 2011 01:56 PM (A22+V)

680 brake for cats

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:56 PM (piMMO)

681 My way's unsportsmanlike!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 01:56 PM (MzQOZ)

682 still serving dinner?

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:56 PM (3OCZw)

683 Dick Cheney's cock

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2011 01:56 PM (3TjSM)

684

rest my head

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:56 PM (h+qn8)

685 we played doctor

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:56 PM (GbCB1)

686 see no evil

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:56 PM (piMMO)

687 the echoing stopped

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:56 PM (eUmIE)

688 thrusting upon it

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:56 PM (FQlFL)

689 i bid thee

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:57 PM (GbCB1)

690 We are the world

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:57 PM (7+pP9)

691 and crying out

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:57 PM (eUmIE)

692 Lemme be clear.....

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 01:57 PM (A0VTZ)

693 Folsom Street fantasy

Posted by: TFTB at April 02, 2011 01:57 PM (Tle8k)

694 It's pure evil!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 01:57 PM (MzQOZ)

695 no he din't

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:57 PM (piMMO)

696

diamonds to rust

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:57 PM (h+qn8)

697 need more batteries

Posted by: gesc at April 02, 2011 01:57 PM (A22+V)

698 this is unprecedented

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 01:57 PM (ijjAe)

699 shit my pants

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:58 PM (GbCB1)

700 shrunken shriveled manhood

Posted by: wyn at April 02, 2011 01:58 PM (MrQiL)

701 say hello to.........

Posted by: morigu at April 02, 2011 01:58 PM (QXzRP)

702 Bono teh suck

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:58 PM (piMMO)

703 sweaty boob rash

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:58 PM (FQlFL)

704 landing gear down

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 01:58 PM (7+pP9)

705 suck and blow

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:58 PM (piMMO)

706 tenth avenue freezeout

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:58 PM (3OCZw)

707 let's be clear

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 01:58 PM (ijjAe)

708 I've always said...

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:58 PM (h+qn8)

709 Nixon for President!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:58 PM (piMMO)

710 jay-oh-bee-ess

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 02, 2011 01:58 PM (AnTyA)

711 fully loaded bong

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 01:58 PM (3OCZw)

712

The Cubs Win!

Hell froze over?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 01:58 PM (GbCB1)

713 It's Bush's fault.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 01:58 PM (A0VTZ)

714 clinging to my

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:58 PM (h+qn8)

715 My pet goat.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 01:59 PM (MzQOZ)

716 Run, Forest! Run!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:59 PM (piMMO)

717 you aint trying

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 01:59 PM (eUmIE)

718 George W. Bush

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 01:59 PM (ijjAe)

719 [I'm not entirely sure this has all worked as intended]

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 01:59 PM (6r+Qq)

720 -4 more years!

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 01:59 PM (FQlFL)

721 How you doin'?

Posted by: CDR M at April 02, 2011 01:59 PM (cqZXM)

722 Worst thread ever

Posted by: AD at April 02, 2011 01:59 PM (EXLhY)

723 no can do

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:59 PM (piMMO)

724 slippery when wet

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 01:59 PM (VMcEw)

725 you don't say

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 01:59 PM (piMMO)

726 brain hiccups water

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 01:59 PM (h+qn8)

727 in the end..........

Posted by: morigu at April 02, 2011 02:00 PM (QXzRP)

728 the condom broke

Posted by: Levi Johnston at April 02, 2011 02:00 PM (AnTyA)

729 Worst thread ever only getting worse

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:00 PM (piMMO)

730 thread not slow

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 02:00 PM (GbCB1)

731 [I'm not entirely sure this has all worked as intended]

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 05:59 PM (6r+Qq)

[I'm not entirely sure what was intended]

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 02:00 PM (VuLos)

732 is that patÃ©?

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2011 02:00 PM (3TjSM)

733 dropped her thong

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:00 PM (ijjAe)

734 doesn't matter

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:00 PM (h+qn8)

735 hamsters working overtime

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 02:00 PM (GbCB1)

736 gently he bit

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:00 PM (FQlFL)

737 lauren getting tired

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:00 PM (eUmIE)

738 new best friend

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:00 PM (piMMO)

739 Veni. Vidi. Vici.

Posted by: Caeser at April 02, 2011 02:00 PM (EXLhY)

740 Ewoks baked cookies

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:01 PM (ijjAe)

741 just a cracker

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:01 PM (h+qn8)

742 arm all torpedos

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 02:01 PM (7+pP9)

743 world's stickiest bogey?

Posted by: Bacon Sandwich, pig-ferret of disctinction at April 02, 2011 02:01 PM (Tle8k)

744

i got shafted

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 02:01 PM (GbCB1)

745 over tall buildings

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:01 PM (piMMO)

746 [still better than The Da Vinci Code, though]

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 02:01 PM (6r+Qq)

747

[o.k......now Delta and I are thinking alike....one of us should be worried]

[Well I almost went with a Cubs dig, but thought it would be too obvious.]

[Baseball is here! Love it.]

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 02:01 PM (A0VTZ)

748 one night stand

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:01 PM (ijjAe)

749
Worst thread ever evah!

Posted by: AD at April 02, 2011 05:59 PM (EXLhY)

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:01 PM (ZHsNw)

750 naked and shivering

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:01 PM (piMMO)

751 two end tables

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (ijjAe)

752 with no redeeming

Posted by: franksalterego at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (7/sDI)

753 On Deadly Ground

Posted by: Steve Seagal at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (3TjSM)

754 and a couch!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (ijjAe)

755 et tu Brutus

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (piMMO)

756 we done yet?

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (h+qn8)

757

in the dungeon

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (eUmIE)

758 ...whispered horsely, "Palomino!"

Posted by: Bugler at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (VXBR1)

759 one night only

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (piMMO)

760 Fuck you too!!!!

Posted by: Delta Smelt channelling Kbdabear socking Frank Slade at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (A0VTZ)

761 Worst. Story. Ever.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (XBM1t)

762 refridgerator door magnet..........

Posted by: morigu at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (QXzRP)

763 spank the monkey

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (piMMO)

764 he touched her

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (VMcEw)

765
Hard, throbbing boner!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (ZHsNw)

766 It's Caturday!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (UO6+e)

767 pulsating purple pseudopod

Posted by: goozer at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (F1aIq)

768 thread the needle

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (7+pP9)

769 Sheriff Joe Biden

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (ijjAe)

770 turn the channel

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (piMMO)

771 Vogon poetry? nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: Aurther Dent and For Prefect at April 02, 2011 02:02 PM (GbCB1)

772 End HeathBill, Stop.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:03 PM (EiH7n)

773 what riding crop?

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:03 PM (eUmIE)

774 pass the pipe!

Posted by: gesc at April 02, 2011 02:03 PM (A22+V)

775 the other end

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:03 PM (h+qn8)

776 promiscuous blog stat

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:03 PM (FQlFL)

777 I tattooed my actual birth certificate on Joe Biden's ass

Posted by: TexasJew at April 02, 2011 02:03 PM (QK1rf)

778 Another porkchop....NOW!!!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 02, 2011 02:03 PM (AnTyA)

779 775 he touched her

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 06:02 PM (VMcEw)

776
Hard, throbbing boner! ummm, what the?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 02, 2011 02:03 PM (GbCB1)

780 Oh! The humanity!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:03 PM (piMMO)

781
Flic your Bic!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:03 PM (ZHsNw)

782 Oh the manatee!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:03 PM (piMMO)

783 one term president

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:03 PM (ijjAe)

784 if it bleeds...

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:04 PM (FQlFL)

785 Where's The Beef?

Posted by: Steve Seagal at April 02, 2011 02:04 PM (3TjSM)

786 No, it isnt

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:04 PM (eUmIE)

787 Shakespeare"s gone missing

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:04 PM (h+qn8)

788 dirty hippie sluts

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:04 PM (ijjAe)

789 promiscuous blog stat you said it!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:04 PM (piMMO)

790 Steel doesn't burn!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:04 PM (MzQOZ)

791
Betty Crocker's Snatch

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:04 PM (ZHsNw)

792 the French surrendered

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:04 PM (ijjAe)

793 jangled my junk

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 02:04 PM (7+pP9)

794 Empbomb set now

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:04 PM (EiH7n)

795 Infinite monkeys typing

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:04 PM (XBM1t)

796

Germans bombed what?

Posted by: morigu at April 02, 2011 02:04 PM (QXzRP)

797 never ending story

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:05 PM (h+qn8)

798 Youza Great American!

Posted by: Delta Smelt channelling Sean Hannity! at April 02, 2011 02:05 PM (A0VTZ)

799 come-stained Koran

Posted by: I Ain't No Camel Jockey at April 02, 2011 02:05 PM (VXBR1)

800 there be tigers

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:05 PM (FQlFL)

801 The Stupid Party.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:05 PM (MzQOZ)

802 boobs hang low

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:05 PM (XBM1t)

803 [I'm now laughing so hard I can barely see the keyboard]

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:05 PM (piMMO)

804 Happy flamethrower on.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:05 PM (EiH7n)

805 adoringly gazed up

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:05 PM (eUmIE)

806 The Tsar abdicated

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:05 PM (ijjAe)

807 pound of flesh

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 02:05 PM (7+pP9)

808 The Evil Party.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:05 PM (MzQOZ)

809 swing to & fro

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:05 PM (XBM1t)

810 One. Ping. Only.

Posted by: jcjimi at April 02, 2011 02:05 PM (GXvuR)

811

you guys suck

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (lg6+w)

812 sammich now dammit

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (npr0X)

813 RON PAUL RONPAUL!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (A0VTZ)

814 What the ef?

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (piMMO)

815 f' mad libs

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (FQlFL)

816 at this thread

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (lg6+w)

817 What you say?

Posted by: Someone set us up the bomb at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (Tle8k)

818 Global thermonuclear war

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (ijjAe)

819 me so horny

Posted by: Thai tranny hooker at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (AnTyA)

820 don't eat meat!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (piMMO)

821 a tin teardrop

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (7+pP9)

822 guys playing cards?

Posted by: Flounder at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (XBM1t)

823 [Can you imagine someone, somewhere on the internet just read how great this blog is and decided to pop in....and this is what they read?]

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (VuLos)

824 over 800 now

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (piMMO)

825 the best of times

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (lg6+w)

826 Die Monster Die [not you guys, at least not the women]

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (EiH7n)

827 bend me over

Posted by: a sullivan at April 02, 2011 02:06 PM (5I0Yr)

828 Full Metal Jacket!!!!

Posted by: morigu at April 02, 2011 02:07 PM (QXzRP)

829 dogs playing poker

Posted by: Steve Seagal at April 02, 2011 02:07 PM (3TjSM)

830

idiot, signifying nothing

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2011 02:07 PM (lg6+w)

831 Lick my arugula

Posted by: TexasJew at April 02, 2011 02:07 PM (QK1rf)

832 fuckem if they

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 02:07 PM (VMcEw)

833 dog eat dog

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:07 PM (piMMO)

834 Smart Military Blog

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:07 PM (EiH7n)

835

get it yourself

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:07 PM (eUmIE)

836

and eating toes?

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:07 PM (h+qn8)

837 Say aahhh, baby

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:07 PM (XBM1t)

838 et tu Brute

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2011 02:07 PM (lg6+w)

839 cat scratch fever

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:07 PM (piMMO)

840 you'll go blind!

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2011 02:07 PM (3TjSM)

841 draping herself teasingly

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:07 PM (FQlFL)

842 Campagnolo isn't coffee

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:07 PM (ijjAe)

843 wash it first

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:08 PM (eUmIE)

844 is that contagious

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:08 PM (npr0X)

845 SI se puede

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2011 02:08 PM (lg6+w)

846 around his manly

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:08 PM (eUmIE)

847 barely feel a....

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:08 PM (piMMO)

848 Mohammed Sheldon Atta

Posted by: TexasJew at April 02, 2011 02:08 PM (QK1rf)

849 Three words? Never

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 02, 2011 02:08 PM (5I0Yr)

850 on this we

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:08 PM (FQlFL)

851 GUYS GET SHIRTS!

Posted by: I've Got Integrity, Dammit at April 02, 2011 02:08 PM (VXBR1)

852 lintballs are flammable

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2011 02:08 PM (3TjSM)

853 Gee Wally. Die!

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:08 PM (EiH7n)

854 ha ha ha

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 02:08 PM (nFWaB)

855 wipe that off

Posted by: gesc at April 02, 2011 02:08 PM (A22+V)

856 leave now bitches

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:08 PM (npr0X)

857 like chiba monkey

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:08 PM (piMMO)

858 He mockingly said

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:08 PM (h+qn8)

859 faster, faster, faster

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2011 02:09 PM (lg6+w)

860 Mohammed Sheldon Atta You so suck

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:09 PM (piMMO)

861 bitches say no

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:09 PM (eUmIE)

862 don't antagonise it

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:09 PM (h+qn8)

863 I was framed!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:09 PM (MzQOZ)

864 Keep fucking that

Posted by: chicken at April 02, 2011 02:09 PM (5I0Yr)

865 on the ceiling

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:09 PM (piMMO)

866

Bet your bippie

Posted by: TexasJew at April 02, 2011 02:09 PM (QK1rf)

867 you had me

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:09 PM (FQlFL)

868 twice on the...

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:09 PM (piMMO)

869 she spread her

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:10 PM (ijjAe)

870 Three rings for..............

Posted by: morigu at April 02, 2011 02:10 PM (QXzRP)

871 gimme three steps

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:10 PM (XBM1t)

872

Afternoon Experimental Insta-Story

Fail

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2011 02:10 PM (lg6+w)

873 John Wayne Gacey

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 02:10 PM (7+pP9)

874

Release the hounds

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 02, 2011 02:10 PM (yQWNf)

875 she spread her

butter on the

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 02:10 PM (nFWaB)

876 "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," I said.

Posted by: Julie Andrews (eat me) at April 02, 2011 02:10 PM (VXBR1)

877 saturday night fever

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:10 PM (piMMO)

878 on the grass

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 02:10 PM (VMcEw)

879 when it's over

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:10 PM (h+qn8)

880 Saturday night special

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:10 PM (piMMO)

881 put that where

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:10 PM (npr0X)

882 Saturday Double Feature

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2011 02:10 PM (3TjSM)

883 it's so easy

Posted by: to just post three words and get a solid point across. you would have to be stupid not to be able to at April 02, 2011 02:10 PM (5I0Yr)

884 Pulitzer prize winnah!

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:10 PM (FQlFL)

885 Hillary licking Huma

Posted by: TexasJew at April 02, 2011 02:11 PM (QK1rf)

886 the police arrived

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:11 PM (ijjAe)

887 Big Fuckin' Deal

Posted by: J. Biden, esq. at April 02, 2011 02:11 PM (MMC8r)

888

punch and cookies

Posted by: morigu at April 02, 2011 02:11 PM (QXzRP)

889 she spread her

butter on the

toasted bread pieces

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 02, 2011 02:11 PM (5I0Yr)

890

delirious with fever

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:11 PM (eUmIE)

891 why can't we....

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:11 PM (piMMO)

892 I swear officer

Posted by: gesc at April 02, 2011 02:11 PM (A22+V)

893 squeezy lemon peasy

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (VMcEw)

894 Good Eats Gein

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (7+pP9)

895 barrack hate me

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (FQlFL)

896

with satin cuffs

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (h+qn8)

897 this thread failed

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (ijjAe)

898

I'll make it.

Posted by: Delta Smelt channelling Jimmy Chitwood at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (A0VTZ)

899

Posted by: Al Gore at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (nFWaB)

900 fasten your seatbelts

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (3TjSM)

901 Cut. Jib. Greyskull.

Posted by: AnkaBadgerDontSurf at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (s7I0E)

902 toasted bread pieces in her nose

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (piMMO)

903 my baby is

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (XBM1t)

904 It's Dirty, Sanchez

Posted by: Ace's Eighth-Grade Poem at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (VXBR1)

905 a sports fan

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (XBM1t)

906 to be continued

Posted by: gesc at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (A22+V)

907 knocking three times

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (h+qn8)

908 she plays with

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (XBM1t)

909 toasted bread pieces

which were laying

Posted by: Al Gore at April 02, 2011 02:12 PM (nFWaB)

910 balls whenever she

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:13 PM (XBM1t)

911 he isnt 18?

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:13 PM (eUmIE)

912 can can can

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:13 PM (XBM1t)

913 your fucking psychotic

Posted by: Heathers at April 02, 2011 02:13 PM (3TjSM)

914 what she said

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:13 PM (piMMO)

915 mm oh baby

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:13 PM (h+qn8)

916 make men outta

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:13 PM (FQlFL)

917 fly birdie fly

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:13 PM (piMMO)

918 Come on 1000!

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 02:13 PM (VuLos)

919 Dear Penthouse Letters,

Posted by: J. Biden, esq. at April 02, 2011 02:13 PM (MMC8r)

920 hide the salami

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 02:13 PM (7+pP9)

921 Meat loaf again?

Posted by: looking closely at April 02, 2011 02:13 PM (KNy97)

922 mother in law

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:13 PM (eUmIE)

923 Southwest needs 'chutes

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:13 PM (piMMO)

924 fire and ice

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:13 PM (h+qn8)

925 I needa drink

Posted by: Delta Smelt channelling Jimmy Chitwood at April 02, 2011 02:13 PM (A0VTZ)

926 i don't get it

Posted by: Meggy Mac at April 02, 2011 02:14 PM (5I0Yr)

927 mashed potatoes please

Posted by: Heathers at April 02, 2011 02:14 PM (3TjSM)

928 slowly I turned....

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:14 PM (XBM1t)

929 apes eat figs

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 02, 2011 02:14 PM (AnTyA)

930 love ain't cheap

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:14 PM (FQlFL)

931 tastes like chicken

Posted by: gesc at April 02, 2011 02:14 PM (A22+V)

932 step by step...

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:14 PM (XBM1t)

933 he isnt 18? I'm teaching him!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:14 PM (piMMO)

934 get your dress!

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:14 PM (h+qn8)

935 beer biotch. He

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 02:15 PM (VMcEw)

936 under the boardwalk

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 02:15 PM (7+pP9)

937

John McCain drooling

Posted by: TexasJew at April 02, 2011 02:15 PM (QK1rf)

938 credit card limits

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:15 PM (h+qn8)

939 inch by inch

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:15 PM (eUmIE)

940 Bourbon! Scotch! Beer!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:15 PM (MzQOZ)

941 spent, we gazed

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:15 PM (FQlFL)

942 drop your pants

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:15 PM (piMMO)

943 My balls itch

Posted by: Heathers at April 02, 2011 02:15 PM (3TjSM)

944 book 'em, Dano

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:15 PM (piMMO)

945 have my cereal

Posted by: Rebecca Black at April 02, 2011 02:15 PM (5I0Yr)

946 kiss and tell

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:15 PM (h+qn8)

947 hold my beer!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:15 PM (XBM1t)

948 she swallowed everything

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:16 PM (ijjAe)

949 [Just imagine each post is on an alternating side of TOTUS]

Posted by: J. Biden, esq. at April 02, 2011 02:16 PM (MMC8r)

950 What the fuck?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2011 02:16 PM (UOM48)

951 She's got legs

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:16 PM (MzQOZ)

952 life passing by

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:16 PM (piMMO)

953 NAME TAG slingblade

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:16 PM (EiH7n)

954 Hit me with

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 02:16 PM (nFWaB)

955 Rubio's restraining order

Posted by: J. Biden, esq. at April 02, 2011 02:16 PM (MMC8r)

956 Butler five nothing

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:16 PM (1l37M)

957 slow news day

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:16 PM (ijjAe)

958 start your grinnin'

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:16 PM (npr0X)

959 Bush did it

Posted by: Every Lib at April 02, 2011 02:16 PM (5I0Yr)

960 Duck and cover

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:16 PM (MzQOZ)

961 and said more

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:16 PM (eUmIE)

962 his throbbing porksword

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:16 PM (XBM1t)

963 What the fuck? New to thread?

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:16 PM (piMMO)

964 contain the virus

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:17 PM (FQlFL)

965 don't point your

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 02:17 PM (VMcEw)

966 a boob belt

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2011 02:17 PM (UOM48)

967 The FBI called

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:17 PM (ijjAe)

968 where's my stapler?

Posted by: Milton at April 02, 2011 02:17 PM (XBM1t)

969 more lard please

Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 02, 2011 02:17 PM (AnTyA)

970 a baby's arm

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:17 PM (npr0X)

971 six five veeceeyou

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:17 PM (1l37M)

972 milk shotout nose

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:17 PM (EiH7n)

973 Suddenly, the Master

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:17 PM (GTbGH)

974

Her throbbing lovepurse

Posted by: TexasJew at April 02, 2011 02:17 PM (QK1rf)

975 sodom and gomorrah

Posted by: Milton at April 02, 2011 02:17 PM (XBM1t)

976 Arnold visited Rio

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (ijjAe)

977 one more time

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (piMMO)

978 DO IT NOW

Posted by: Cato the Elder at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (yQWNf)

979 is forbidden to

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (eUmIE)

980 I'm warning you

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (piMMO)

981 allahu akbar boom

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (5I0Yr)

982 purple people eater

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (piMMO)

983 VCU is trying to impersonate this thread.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (A0VTZ)

984 holding an apple

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (VMcEw)

985 slippery when wet

Posted by: Milton at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (XBM1t)

986 start your grinnin'

And drop your

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (nFWaB)

987 Maher's miniature member

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (1l37M)

988 i farted again

Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (AnTyA)

989 this is chaos!

Posted by: Old Sailor at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (/Ft4q)

990 It's not butter?

Posted by: Bugler at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (VXBR1)

991 almost one thousand

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (piMMO)

992 press the button

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (GTbGH)

993 a final sigh

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (h+qn8)

994 Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (MzQOZ)

995 Marsha Marsha Marsha

Posted by: Jan Brady at April 02, 2011 02:18 PM (yQWNf)

996 we done yet?

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:19 PM (piMMO)

997 rear view mirror

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 02:19 PM (7+pP9)

998 break a deal

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:19 PM (GTbGH)

999 srsly, 1000 comments?

Posted by: Peaches at April 02, 2011 02:19 PM (zxpIo)

1000 content is thin

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:19 PM (eUmIE)

1001 V8 Pursuit Special

Posted by: Officer Max Rocktansky at April 02, 2011 02:19 PM (ijjAe)

1002 on or off

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:19 PM (h+qn8)

1003 Wasn't it Marcia?

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:19 PM (1l37M)

1004 morons easily amused

Posted by: Peaches at April 02, 2011 02:19 PM (zxpIo)

1005 [1000 in an hour and a half. Record?]

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:19 PM (piMMO)

1006 Goes to eleven!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:19 PM (MzQOZ)

1007 face the wheel

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:19 PM (GTbGH)

1008 the butt please

Posted by: Paris Hilton at April 02, 2011 02:19 PM (AnTyA)

1009 An 18" stonehenge.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:19 PM (MzQOZ)

1010 She said, "RUN! -

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:19 PM (FQlFL)

1011 Nice Daisycutter mom.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:19 PM (EiH7n)

1012 Am I really?

Posted by: Worst Thread Ever at April 02, 2011 02:20 PM (ijjAe)

1013 check in mail

Posted by: Milton at April 02, 2011 02:20 PM (XBM1t)

1014 Uday, Kusay dead.

Posted by: Zombie Sadaam at April 02, 2011 02:20 PM (VXBR1)

1015 Twitter on 3-words

Posted by: Old Sailor at April 02, 2011 02:20 PM (/Ft4q)

1016 hold it down

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:20 PM (GTbGH)

1017 Only mostly dead.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:20 PM (MzQOZ)

1018 I didn't listen

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:20 PM (eUmIE)

1019 I'm watching you

Posted by: Robert DeNiro at April 02, 2011 02:20 PM (3TjSM)

1020 poetry it ain't

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:20 PM (piMMO)

1021 Danger Will Robinson

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 02:20 PM (VMcEw)

1022 [hold it down] and smother it

Posted by: Old Sailor at April 02, 2011 02:20 PM (/Ft4q)

1023 collapse is inevatable

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:20 PM (h+qn8)

1024 not dead yet!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:20 PM (piMMO)

1025 Look Morticia, poetry.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:21 PM (EiH7n)

1026 the decomposed corpse

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:21 PM (1l37M)

1027 no intelligent life

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:21 PM (npr0X)

1028 Subsidize this thread

Posted by: The Democratic Party at April 02, 2011 02:21 PM (ijjAe)

1029 Luv, twoo luv.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:21 PM (MzQOZ)

1030 scum and villainy

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:21 PM (GTbGH)

1031 Ours goes t'plaid!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:21 PM (MzQOZ)

1032

enjoy it now

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:21 PM (eUmIE)

1033 They fuck you

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2011 02:21 PM (3TjSM)

1034 bread and butter

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:21 PM (piMMO)

1035 where is Ace?

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:21 PM (1l37M)

1036 before it's gone

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:21 PM (GTbGH)

1037

Count da money!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:21 PM (XBM1t)

1038 scotch and water

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (piMMO)

1039 at the drivethru

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (3TjSM)

1040 "Stay on target!"

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (xC+kV)

1041 cookies and koolaid

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (piMMO)

1042 helping of DOOOM!!!

Posted by: today is missing a at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (UO6+e)

1043 Americuhhhhh..... Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Team America at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (yQWNf)

1044 Inner City Ghetto

Posted by: 85% of the Crime in the USA at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (ijjAe)

1045 mac and cheese

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (piMMO)

1046 follow me in

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (GTbGH)

1047 I haz cheerleader

Posted by: bobbyz at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (ER6AH)

1048 awkward looking position

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (npr0X)

1049 don't have a cowbell

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (EiH7n)

1050 she leaned forward

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (eUmIE)

1051 that's no moon

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (GTbGH)

1052 stale, yet tasty

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (1l37M)

1053 No Final 4 thread?

This place is going to pot.

Let's go Rams!!

Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (BP6Z1)

1054 twisted nipples burning

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (FQlFL)

1055 Fri-day, Fri-day...

Posted by: What the fuck's her name? at April 02, 2011 02:22 PM (VXBR1)

1056 rusty pink shotgun

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:23 PM (EiH7n)

1057 [the sad thing is, this is more coherent than Odipshit's Labia policy]

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 02:23 PM (6r+Qq)

1058

even so

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:23 PM (h+qn8)

1059 wife not home

Posted by: bobbyz at April 02, 2011 02:23 PM (ER6AH)

1060 look our label!

Posted by: Unions at April 02, 2011 02:23 PM (ijjAe)

1061 electric cars suck

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:23 PM (piMMO)

1062 more wine, please

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:23 PM (1l37M)

1063 you go first

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:23 PM (npr0X)

1064 only in Vegas

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2011 02:23 PM (3TjSM)

1065 [How about 3 word porn?]

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:23 PM (piMMO)

1066 pass the grapefruit

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:23 PM (GTbGH)

1067 sniff my fingers

Posted by: fastfreefall at April 02, 2011 02:23 PM (QsGzh)

1068 the blindfold slipped

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:23 PM (eUmIE)

1069 Made in China

Posted by: gesc at April 02, 2011 02:23 PM (A22+V)

1070 dead man walking

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (3TjSM)

1071 Where's the beef?!?

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (MzQOZ)

1072 amused, yet seething

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (1l37M)

1073 Play it, Sam.

Posted by: Ilsa at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (UO6+e)

1074 jackson?

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (h+qn8)

1075 vacuum-cleaner switched on

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (GTbGH)

1076 three wolf moon

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (6r+Qq)

1077 Can't find me!

Posted by: Obama's paper trail from birth to college at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (ijjAe)

1078 gird your loins!

Posted by: LexisTexas at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (Cn396)

1079 can't take anymore

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (piMMO)

1080 the bountiful bouquet

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (1l37M)

1081 I'm dying inside

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (piMMO)

1082

dirty pant licker

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (h+qn8)

1083 [three words is too few, need four at least]

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (GTbGH)

1084 Let's split up

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (MzQOZ)

1085 man, without

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (FQlFL)

1086 thrill is gone

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (piMMO)

1087 kitty runs away

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:24 PM (eUmIE)

1088 they go up

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:25 PM (npr0X)

1089 change is coming

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:25 PM (1l37M)

1090 It's not you

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:25 PM (piMMO)

1091 Oh, fer crissakes!

Posted by: franksalterego at April 02, 2011 02:25 PM (7/sDI)

1092 I'll call you.

Posted by: gesc at April 02, 2011 02:25 PM (A22+V)

1093 don't use teeth

Posted by: fastfreefall at April 02, 2011 02:25 PM (QsGzh)

1094 biggie please, NO

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:25 PM (eUmIE)

1095 finally, she left

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:25 PM (1l37M)

1096 New Deal sucked.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:25 PM (MzQOZ)

1097

muzzie named kaboom!

Posted by: bobbyz at April 02, 2011 02:25 PM (ER6AH)

1098 I eat paste

Posted by: Al Franken at April 02, 2011 02:25 PM (3TjSM)

1099 out, damned Spot

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 02:25 PM (6r+Qq)

1100 Unicorns and rainbows!

Posted by: Obama sheeple at April 02, 2011 02:26 PM (UO6+e)

1101 Scotty, more power!

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:26 PM (GTbGH)

1102
just the tip

Posted by: Billy Bob Soothsayers at April 02, 2011 02:26 PM (gt3o0)

1103 dont text it

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:26 PM (eUmIE)

1104 hope and change

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:26 PM (MzQOZ)

1105 up Barry's skirt

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:26 PM (H+LJc)

1106 assign me, oh

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:26 PM (FQlFL)

1107 Die thread die!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:26 PM (piMMO)

1108 Ron Fuckin' Paul!

Posted by: TexasJew at April 02, 2011 02:26 PM (QK1rf)

1109 need four words

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:26 PM (GTbGH)

1110 rub it slowly...

Posted by: fastfreefall at April 02, 2011 02:26 PM (QsGzh)

1111 I'm a -d-o-c-t-o-r-!!!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:26 PM (MzQOZ)

1112 Who is da-man

Posted by: Shaft! at April 02, 2011 02:26 PM (VXBR1)

1113 guaranteed for life

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:27 PM (XBM1t)

1114 drink your Ovaltine

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 02:27 PM (7+pP9)

1115 Dear Jon letter

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:27 PM (h+qn8)

1116 You are not

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:27 PM (eUmIE)

1117 the ever-lasting gloryhole

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:27 PM (FQlFL)

1118 He's dead Jim.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:27 PM (MzQOZ)

1119 Where's my vibrator?

Posted by: The Red Queen Pelosi at April 02, 2011 02:27 PM (ijjAe)

1120 He's dead Jim!

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:27 PM (H+LJc)

1121 fine Corinthian leather

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 02:27 PM (6r+Qq)

1122

An african swallow

Posted by: Dathi at April 02, 2011 02:27 PM (ZR0eK)

1123 toby928: needy man

Posted by: Bugler at April 02, 2011 02:27 PM (VXBR1)

1124 He's dead Jim

Posted by: Leonard McCoy at April 02, 2011 02:27 PM (yQWNf)

1125 can't fucking believe

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:27 PM (H+LJc)

1126 a new tradition!

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:27 PM (FQlFL)

1127 This pink thing?

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:28 PM (eUmIE)

1128 Space, t'Final Frontier!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:28 PM (MzQOZ)

1129 work the base

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:28 PM (npr0X)

1130 fuck it, four words

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:28 PM (GTbGH)

1131 flush the toilet

Posted by: Al Franken at April 02, 2011 02:28 PM (3TjSM)

1132 No means NO!

Posted by: Ron at April 02, 2011 02:28 PM (JhnFq)

1133

smooth and delicious

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:28 PM (h+qn8)

1134 Best Thread EVER!

Posted by: The 3 word story thread at April 02, 2011 02:28 PM (ijjAe)

1135 man caused disaster

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:28 PM (1l37M)

1136 then she looked

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 02, 2011 02:28 PM (xC+kV)

1137 need four words

Posted by: toby928Â™ at April 02, 2011 06:26 PM (GTbGH)

No you don't.

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 02:28 PM (VuLos)

1138 do you swallow?

Posted by: fastfreefall at April 02, 2011 02:28 PM (QsGzh)

1139 fall down, go boom

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:28 PM (GTbGH)

1140 African or European?

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:28 PM (MzQOZ)

1141 she's my niece

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 02:28 PM (AnTyA)

1142 Hillary's naked Bill!

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:28 PM (H+LJc)

1143 Not "Insta" worthy

Posted by: Glenn Reynolds at April 02, 2011 02:29 PM (ijjAe)

1144 michelle, man down

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:29 PM (FQlFL)

1145 and looked and

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:29 PM (eUmIE)

1146

Waxed Moochelle's taint.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 02, 2011 02:29 PM (2o7Ys)

1147 gee, sorry occifer

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:29 PM (1l37M)

1148 over the shoulder

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:29 PM (GTbGH)

1149 Where's my train!

Posted by: Ron Newman at April 02, 2011 02:29 PM (ijjAe)

1150 Ow! My balls!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 02:29 PM (6r+Qq)

1151 It Burnsssss US!

Posted by: Ron at April 02, 2011 02:29 PM (JhnFq)

1152 Not quite dead.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:29 PM (MzQOZ)

1153 Lost my appetite.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 02, 2011 02:29 PM (UO6+e)

1154 man in canoe

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:30 PM (XBM1t)

1155 Ireland or Greece

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:30 PM (h+qn8)

1156 Make My Day

Posted by: Harry at April 02, 2011 02:30 PM (3TjSM)

1157 Moochelle pubes unbreakable

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:30 PM (H+LJc)

1158 I got better

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:30 PM (GTbGH)

1159 Not rape-rape.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:30 PM (MzQOZ)

1160 and yet

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:30 PM (h+qn8)

1161 all your basearebelongtous

Posted by: Bugler at April 02, 2011 02:30 PM (VXBR1)

1162 Newt Gingrich mounting

Posted by: TexasJew at April 02, 2011 02:30 PM (QK1rf)

1163 I didn't know

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 02, 2011 02:30 PM (AnTyA)

1164 Small churches float?

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:30 PM (MzQOZ)

1165 take me now,

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:30 PM (FQlFL)

1166 Gotta go pee

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 02:30 PM (VuLos)

1167 'cause he's black!

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:31 PM (H+LJc)

1168 a shadow passed

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:31 PM (GTbGH)

1169 this isn't mine

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:31 PM (npr0X)

1170 What great knockers!

Posted by: Dr. Fronk-en-shteen at April 02, 2011 02:31 PM (GXvuR)

1171 can you manage

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:31 PM (h+qn8)

1172 looked in hamper

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:31 PM (GTbGH)

1173 Screw Newt Leftwich

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:31 PM (H+LJc)

1174 you take it

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:32 PM (GTbGH)

1175 Call it Roundtine

Posted by: TexasJew at April 02, 2011 02:32 PM (QK1rf)

1176 rdbrewer is cruel

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:32 PM (h+qn8)

1177 fleeting glory of

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:32 PM (FQlFL)

1178 damn, it's hot

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:32 PM (GTbGH)

1179 Carmen's crazy hat!

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:32 PM (H+LJc)

1180

threadful of dreadful

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:32 PM (eUmIE)

1181 Don't call me stupid! [Wait, one, two four three. Just right.]

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:32 PM (MzQOZ)

1182 an African swallows

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:32 PM (piMMO)

1183 ouch, that smarts

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:32 PM (GTbGH)

1184 need more lube

Posted by: gesc at April 02, 2011 02:32 PM (A22+V)

1185 Melts in your

Posted by: screaming optimist at April 02, 2011 02:32 PM (7FgWm)

1186 Ten Thousand Monkeys...

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:32 PM (H+LJc)

1187 dirty socks,panties

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:33 PM (h+qn8)

1188 If it bleeds...

Posted by: Mohammed at April 02, 2011 02:33 PM (i4eli)

1189 watchin the game

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 02:33 PM (VMcEw)

1190 But they're cousins

Posted by: Cathy & Patty Duke at April 02, 2011 02:33 PM (3TjSM)

1191 hobo spider bite

Posted by: go monkey go! at April 02, 2011 02:33 PM (Tle8k)

1192 like yesterday's lunchmeat

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:33 PM (GTbGH)

1193 English Swallows weight

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:33 PM (H+LJc)

1194 The bells!, the.....

Posted by: Dathi at April 02, 2011 02:33 PM (ZR0eK)

1195 so its illegal

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:33 PM (eUmIE)

1196 sweat tasted sweet

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:34 PM (EiH7n)

1197 learning deviant ways

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:34 PM (FQlFL)

1198 Nix! Zip! Diddly! Bupkis!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:34 PM (MzQOZ)

1199 no, not really

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:34 PM (GTbGH)

1200 They laugh alike

Posted by: Cathy & Patty Duke at April 02, 2011 02:34 PM (3TjSM)

1201 kissing cousins

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:34 PM (h+qn8)

1202 from Obama's stash

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 02:34 PM (AnTyA)

1203 BOSS! The PLANE!

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:34 PM (H+LJc)

1204 They walk alike

Posted by: Cathy & Patty Duke at April 02, 2011 02:34 PM (3TjSM)

1205 Zippity doo dah

Posted by: TexasJew at April 02, 2011 02:34 PM (QK1rf)

1206 Si se puede!

Posted by: Peaches goes hispanic at April 02, 2011 02:34 PM (zxpIo)

1207 smuggler of bones

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at April 02, 2011 02:34 PM (BP6Z1)

1208 then lets try

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (eUmIE)

1209 Daon't adjust knobs

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (XBM1t)

1210 bring my longsword

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (GTbGH)

1211 definitely done dancing

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (1l37M)

1212 Fuck off, pigs.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (MzQOZ)

1213 of course!

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (h+qn8)

1214 laden, or un-laden?

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (i4eli)

1215 Let me be [clear]

Posted by: journolist at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (iHfo1)

1216 I can eat

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (e5fJM)

1217 F Five nightmare

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (H+LJc)

1218 are those real

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (npr0X)

1219 Malaria No More?

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (piMMO)

1220 ...orgasmic tingles. Barry

Posted by: Pissy Chrissy at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (tSxym)

1221 E equals what?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (EiH7n)

1222 At times they

Posted by: Cathy & Patty Duke at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (3TjSM)

1223 Screw the nets

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (piMMO)

1224 It was weiner poop.

Posted by: Ted Striker at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (GSB0B)

1225 leave the cannoli

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (GTbGH)

1226 all I want

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (e5fJM)

1227 use the DDT

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (piMMO)

1228 Palin, Bachman sandwich

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (O41wP)

1229 Damn straight, bitch

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (1l37M)

1230 smooth operator

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (h+qn8)

1231 even talk alike

Posted by: Cathy & Patty Duke at April 02, 2011 02:35 PM (3TjSM)

1232 heartbreak of psoriasis

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 02:36 PM (6r+Qq)

1233 when I chew

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:36 PM (e5fJM)

1234 My beautiful wife . . .

Posted by: Barry S. at April 02, 2011 02:36 PM (zxpIo)

1235 It is K-K-K-K-Ken!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:36 PM (MzQOZ)

1236 Needs more boobies

Posted by: Not Kratos at April 02, 2011 02:36 PM (UO6+e)

1237 'Chelle's Chew Backy

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:36 PM (e5fJM)

1238 pop the top

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:36 PM (GTbGH)

1239 Are you insured?

Posted by: gesc at April 02, 2011 02:36 PM (A22+V)

1240 Smells like fish

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:36 PM (H+LJc)

1241 Hey, watch this

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 02:36 PM (VMcEw)

1242 Tastes like copper

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:36 PM (H+LJc)

1243 Eat it, beyotches!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:36 PM (e5fJM)

1244 get the hook.

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:37 PM (eUmIE)

1245 Avoid green ones.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:37 PM (MzQOZ)

1246 like stringy chicken

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:37 PM (h+qn8)

1247 with monotonous langour

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 02:37 PM (6r+Qq)

1248 turn over, please

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:37 PM (GTbGH)

1249 stay strong, my

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:37 PM (FQlFL)

1250 Operator's license please

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:37 PM (H+LJc)

1251 Republican Swingers Ballroom

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:37 PM (EiH7n)

1252 I'll pull out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:37 PM (XBM1t)

1253 you're little people

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:37 PM (GTbGH)

1254 I'm not impress

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 02, 2011 02:37 PM (yQWNf)

1255 Me so ronery

Posted by: Aye Nuke You, Yankee Imperialist Pig at April 02, 2011 02:37 PM (VXBR1)

1256 heel to toe

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:38 PM (H+LJc)

1257 not a tumah

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:38 PM (piMMO)

1258 a women's lament

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:38 PM (h+qn8)

1259 Remove the zucchini.

Posted by: gesc at April 02, 2011 02:38 PM (A22+V)

1260

gynaecology = last frontier

Posted by: Randy Andi Sullivan at April 02, 2011 02:38 PM (tSxym)

1261 You got protection?

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:38 PM (e5fJM)

1262 totally demented friend

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:38 PM (eUmIE)

1263

Real, and spectacular!

Posted by: Dathi at April 02, 2011 02:38 PM (ZR0eK)

1264 zero point zero

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:38 PM (1l37M)

1265 Three hour tour

Posted by: Mrs Howell aka Lovey at April 02, 2011 02:38 PM (3TjSM)

1266 ass to Mars

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 02:38 PM (6r+Qq)

1267 retroactive brackets here: [^^^]

Posted by: logprof, not reading the heading at April 02, 2011 02:38 PM (BP6Z1)

1268 Hello, K-K-K-Ken's p-p-pets!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:38 PM (MzQOZ)

1269 some assembly required

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:38 PM (piMMO)

1270 those aren't pillows

Posted by: jcjimi at April 02, 2011 02:38 PM (GXvuR)

1271 to da choppah!

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:39 PM (GTbGH)

1272 oh, Ace, Ace!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:39 PM (e5fJM)

1273 cut me, mick

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:39 PM (GTbGH)

1274 IT'S BEHIND YOU!!

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:39 PM (H+LJc)

1275 There, said it.

Posted by: g at April 02, 2011 02:39 PM (LJBsr)

1276 pulled pork sammige

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:39 PM (1l37M)

1277 she cried morosely.

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:39 PM (e5fJM)

1278 Unbe-fuck-alievable!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:39 PM (MzQOZ)

1279 damn, rancid beef

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:39 PM (GTbGH)

1280 I don''t know

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:39 PM (e5fJM)

1281 take the gun

Posted by: soothsayer in spades at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (Wzli+)

1282 It only hurts

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (VMcEw)

1283 is this normal?

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (AnTyA)

1284 in the closet

Posted by: Tom Cruise at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (piMMO)

1285 Super Size me

Posted by: Meghan McCheese at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (BP6Z1)

1286 nothin' about birthin'

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (e5fJM)

1287 shit, I mean... leave the gun

Posted by: soothsayer in spades at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (Wzli+)

1288 get the machete

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (eUmIE)

1289 for goodness sakes

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (h+qn8)

1290 Me too, bud!

Posted by: John Travolta at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (piMMO)

1291 Impressive. Most impressive.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (XBM1t)

1292
Miss Lindsey Graham

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (ZHsNw)

1293 your carbon footprint

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (H+LJc)

1294 blue-faced professors cannot

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (FQlFL)

1295 wash your hands!

Posted by: Mrs Howell aka Lovey at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (3TjSM)

1296 l'il Ewok babies!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (e5fJM)

1297 leave the gun

Posted by: John Travolta at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (piMMO)

1298 I don't understand

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (GTbGH)

1299
NFL

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (ZHsNw)

1300 take the canoli

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:40 PM (piMMO)

1301 close your eyes

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (npr0X)

1302 Remember the Alamo!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (MzQOZ)

1303 Love the closet

Posted by: vincent vega at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (tSxym)

1304 no babies Miss

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (H+LJc)

1305 I'm a virgin.

Posted by: Linsley Graham at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (A22+V)

1306 Play it, Sam

Posted by: Dathi at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (ZR0eK)

1307 there it is

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (GTbGH)

1308
ABC

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (ZHsNw)

1309 lift it slowly

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (1l37M)

1310 this is boring

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (piMMO)

1311

please don't

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (h+qn8)

1312

Posted by: James Joyce at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (nFWaB)

1313 gonna eat that?

Posted by: Moochelle at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (AnTyA)

1314 Pump my shotgun!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (e5fJM)

1315 say 'what' again

Posted by: soothsayer in spades at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (Wzli+)

1316 It's on fire!

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (GTbGH)

1317 with vicious teeth

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (eUmIE)

1318 in your mouth

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:41 PM (H+LJc)

1319 [1307 Super Size me

Posted by: Meghan McCheese at April 02, 2011 06:40 PM (BP6Z1)

]

already been done

Posted by: everyone at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (BP6Z1)

1320 my souvlaki rocks

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (1l37M)

1321 What, me worry?

Posted by: Bugler at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (VXBR1)

1322 Me too!

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (tSxym)

1323 drowned in chunkypeanutbutter

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (EiH7n)

1324 seduce my imagination

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (FQlFL)

1325 I'm firing blanks!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (e5fJM)

1326 I only watch

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (GTbGH)

1327
I'm pregnant Ace!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (ZHsNw)

1328 Want fries w/that?

Posted by: Mrs Howell aka Lovey at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (3TjSM)

1329 not for long!

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (eUmIE)

1330 pity the fool!

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (H+LJc)

1331 Are we cool?

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (VMcEw)

1332 is that it?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (ptCJR)

1333 not cool, dude

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (GTbGH)

1334 Go! Butler Bulldogs!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (oTjfX)

1335 Two words

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (BP6Z1)

1336 Agreed! No tongue.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:42 PM (XBM1t)

1337 this is exhausting

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:43 PM (h+qn8)

1338 Charlie don't surf!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2011 02:43 PM (edTzD)

1339 'ettes make me

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:43 PM (FQlFL)

1340 short rapid bursts

Posted by: Dathi at April 02, 2011 02:43 PM (ZR0eK)

1341
Liberal anal wart...

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:43 PM (ZHsNw)

1342 Does it burn?

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:43 PM (e5fJM)

1343 behind the clock

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:43 PM (GTbGH)

1344 seriously? that's it?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 02:43 PM (ptCJR)

1345 dirty alien sex

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:43 PM (EiH7n)

1346 hamsters slowing down

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:43 PM (XBM1t)

1347 turn the key

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:43 PM (GTbGH)

1348 wheres the peephole?

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:43 PM (eUmIE)

1349
Pop a zit....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:43 PM (ZHsNw)

1350 to the right?

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:44 PM (GTbGH)

1351 whydontcha getonup onit

Posted by: Linsley Graham at April 02, 2011 02:44 PM (A22+V)

1352 She's my sister!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:44 PM (e5fJM)

1353
Paddle a canoe....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:44 PM (ZHsNw)

1354 Is it safe?

Posted by: soothsayer in spades at April 02, 2011 02:44 PM (Wzli+)

1355 makes me forget

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:44 PM (eUmIE)

1356 lickety split

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:44 PM (h+qn8)

1357 barry craves man

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:44 PM (FQlFL)

1358 the fucking eyes

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:44 PM (GTbGH)

1359 Kill all humans!

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at April 02, 2011 02:44 PM (Owkb6)

1360 She's my daughter!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:44 PM (e5fJM)

1361 Gilllll ah Gannnnnnn

Posted by: The Skipper at April 02, 2011 02:44 PM (yQWNf)

1362 Yep. Too fat.

Posted by: Fernando Valenzuela at April 02, 2011 02:44 PM (VXBR1)

1363 wet and sticky

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:44 PM (XBM1t)

1364 dammit, the left!

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:45 PM (GTbGH)

1365 erotic space boobies

Posted by: pissy chrissy is bored at April 02, 2011 02:45 PM (tSxym)

1366
Eat a cannoli...

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:45 PM (ZHsNw)

1367 randomly guided missile

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:45 PM (1l37M)

1368 that was disappointing.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 02:45 PM (ptCJR)

1369 your other left

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:45 PM (GTbGH)

1370 the one-armed prostitute

Posted by: Dvance at April 02, 2011 02:45 PM (Q0phK)

1371 Dances With Wolves

Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2011 02:45 PM (3TjSM)

1372 It's Chinatown, Jake

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:45 PM (e5fJM)

1373 take the cannoli

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 02:45 PM (7+pP9)

1374 To serve man.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:45 PM (MzQOZ)

1375 To Serve Man

Posted by: Bugler at April 02, 2011 02:45 PM (VXBR1)

1376 your winnings, sir

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:45 PM (GTbGH)

1377 is it over

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:45 PM (h+qn8)

1378 Costner cannot act

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:45 PM (e5fJM)

1379 in to win

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:46 PM (FQlFL)

1380 Al's a cheater.

Posted by: Bugler at April 02, 2011 02:46 PM (VXBR1)

1381 nothing is over!

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:46 PM (GTbGH)

1382 heatseeking moisture missile

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 02:46 PM (XBM1t)

1383 Jack talk Thai

Posted by: Greg Focker at April 02, 2011 02:46 PM (AnTyA)

1384 it's a cookbook!

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:46 PM (1l37M)

1385 Go, go, go!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:46 PM (e5fJM)

1386

Look! A squirrel!

Posted by: mark c at April 02, 2011 02:46 PM (SBIko)

1387

picnic table cloth

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:46 PM (eUmIE)

1388 Gulfstream 650 burns

Posted by: JEM at April 02, 2011 02:46 PM (o+SC1)

1389 it's too tight!@!

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:46 PM (GTbGH)

1390
Biden's a squeakhole....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:46 PM (ZHsNw)

1391 slides into home

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:47 PM (GTbGH)

1392 its a walkoff

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 02:47 PM (VMcEw)

1393 Hot. Rod. Lincoln.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:47 PM (MzQOZ)

1394 Paging Jack Meeoff!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:47 PM (e5fJM)

1395 insatiable

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:47 PM (h+qn8)

1396 balanced my checkbook

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 02:47 PM (ptCJR)

1397 on golden meadow

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:47 PM (FQlFL)

1398 where's my wallet?

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:47 PM (1l37M)

1399 Michelle, please no!

Posted by: CIC at April 02, 2011 02:47 PM (tSxym)

1400 start the countdown

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:47 PM (GTbGH)

1401 too freaking hairy

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:47 PM (npr0X)

1402 Nazi cross forehead

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:48 PM (EiH7n)

1403
Jenna Jameson's taco.....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:48 PM (ZHsNw)

1404 time after time

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:48 PM (h+qn8)

1405 Michelle's throbbing penis

Posted by: Bugler at April 02, 2011 02:48 PM (VXBR1)

1406 stream of conscientiousness

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:48 PM (e5fJM)

1407 rich Corinthian leather

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 02:48 PM (1l37M)

1408 so there's that

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 02:48 PM (ptCJR)

1409 ya'll are crazy

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 02:48 PM (eUmIE)

1410 should it burn?

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:48 PM (e5fJM)

1411 like a baby-bottom

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:48 PM (GTbGH)

1412
Oprah the Hedgehog

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:48 PM (ZHsNw)

1413 which is nice

Posted by: soothsayer in spades at April 02, 2011 02:48 PM (Wzli+)

1414 Not that way!

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:49 PM (GTbGH)

1415 across the treetops

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:49 PM (FQlFL)

1416 Harder, 'Chelle! Harder!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:49 PM (e5fJM)

1417 It's Friday, Friday......

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 02:49 PM (A0VTZ)

1418 Fuck you, Asshole

Posted by: Terminator at April 02, 2011 02:49 PM (VMcEw)

1419
Large gulf shrimp.....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:49 PM (ZHsNw)

1420 spank that monkey

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:49 PM (GTbGH)

1421 3, 2 , 1

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:49 PM (h+qn8)

1422 McDonald's spit mask

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:49 PM (EiH7n)

1423 gotta get down....

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 02:49 PM (A0VTZ)

1424 fly my pretties!

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:49 PM (GTbGH)

1425 spit works too

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:49 PM (npr0X)

1426 Morg or Imorg?

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at April 02, 2011 02:49 PM (Owkb6)

1427 Oh, don't stop!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:50 PM (e5fJM)

1428
Cut & Shoot....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:50 PM (ZHsNw)

1429 on Friday, Friday!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 02:50 PM (A0VTZ)

1430

That wasn't nice

Posted by: hobo at April 02, 2011 02:50 PM (tSxym)

1431 o.m.g

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:50 PM (h+qn8)

1432 Really? Not today?

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:50 PM (GTbGH)

1433 career-termination warning activated!

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:50 PM (FQlFL)

1434
TexMex is good....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:50 PM (ZHsNw)

1435 Rebecca Black Sucks

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 02:50 PM (ptCJR)

1436 resistance is feudal

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:50 PM (e5fJM)

1437 you're so wrong

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:50 PM (GTbGH)

1438 Partyin, partyin, yeah!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 02:50 PM (A0VTZ)

1439 Not that way

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 02:50 PM (ptCJR)

1440 Spam, spam, spam.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:51 PM (MzQOZ)

1441 burn before reading

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:51 PM (e5fJM)

1442
baubles and beads...

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:51 PM (ZHsNw)

1443 quick, drink it!

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:51 PM (GTbGH)

1444 She's only 13

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 02:51 PM (ptCJR)

1445 You're hurting me!

Posted by: Barry the Terrible at April 02, 2011 02:51 PM (tSxym)

1446 Finger-Lickin' Good

Posted by: Bugler at April 02, 2011 02:51 PM (VXBR1)

1447 He's dead, Jim!

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at April 02, 2011 02:51 PM (Owkb6)

1448 Klaatu barada nikto

Posted by: Helen at April 02, 2011 02:51 PM (3TjSM)

1449
Crimson and Clover

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:51 PM (ZHsNw)

1450 your sore vein

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:51 PM (e5fJM)

1451 Maybe she does

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 02:51 PM (ptCJR)

1452 Oh Holy Crap!

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:51 PM (GTbGH)

1453 It's not loaded

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:52 PM (GTbGH)

1454 Solvent Green Day.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:52 PM (EiH7n)

1455 You mission, Jim...

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:52 PM (MzQOZ)

1456 with parents watching

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:52 PM (FQlFL)

1457 or is it?

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:52 PM (GTbGH)

1458 "Ejaculate!" he ejaculated.

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:52 PM (e5fJM)

1459 Baby got back!

Posted by: Sir Mix A Lot at April 02, 2011 02:52 PM (XBM1t)

1460 damn dirty apes

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 02:52 PM (npr0X)

1461 Catholic girls would

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 02:52 PM (ptCJR)

1462
That's my story........

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:52 PM (ZHsNw)

1463 back door slider

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:52 PM (GTbGH)

1464 You'll like it!

Posted by: M'shelle at April 02, 2011 02:53 PM (tSxym)

1465 kiss dis guy

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:53 PM (e5fJM)

1466
Little Deuce Coupe

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:53 PM (ZHsNw)

1467 Slutty like that.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 02:53 PM (ptCJR)

1468 READY. FIRE. ...AIM

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 02, 2011 02:53 PM (AnTyA)

1469 his last utterance

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:53 PM (h+qn8)

1470 it's my nature

Posted by: the scorpion at April 02, 2011 02:53 PM (GTbGH)

1471 a filthy Scandi

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:53 PM (e5fJM)

1472 off my back

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:53 PM (FQlFL)

1473 Jersey Shore geniuses

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:53 PM (piMMO)

1474 what the hell?

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:53 PM (GTbGH)

1475 You gotta' be...

Posted by: franksalterego at April 02, 2011 02:53 PM (7/sDI)

1476 strip poker fun

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:53 PM (EiH7n)

1477 Is that you?

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:54 PM (GTbGH)

1478
Tatted up ho......

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:54 PM (ZHsNw)

1479 life begins with

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:54 PM (FQlFL)

1480 what's for dinner?

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:54 PM (e5fJM)

1481 not me, baby

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:54 PM (GTbGH)

1482 so he said

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:54 PM (h+qn8)

1483 Rinse. Repeat. Die.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:55 PM (EiH7n)

1484 go, save yourselves

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:55 PM (GTbGH)

1485 broke the blog

Posted by: Terminator at April 02, 2011 02:55 PM (VMcEw)

1486 machines for sale

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:55 PM (e5fJM)

1487 didcha' hear that?

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:55 PM (GTbGH)

1488
Beat the drum...

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:55 PM (ZHsNw)

1489 One, two, five!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:55 PM (MzQOZ)

1490 It's getting closer

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:55 PM (GTbGH)

1491

green eggs, spam

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:56 PM (h+qn8)

1492 what say you?

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 02:56 PM (piMMO)

1493 I deny everything

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:56 PM (e5fJM)

1494
Flog the mule....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 02:56 PM (ZHsNw)

1495 Me so corny.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:56 PM (EiH7n)

1496 gotta have cereal

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 02:56 PM (A0VTZ)

1497 behind the door

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:56 PM (GTbGH)

1498 right over there

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:56 PM (GTbGH)

1499 Sweet, pendulous nutsack

Posted by: Barrack Obama at April 02, 2011 02:56 PM (VXBR1)

1500 something is moving

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:56 PM (GTbGH)

1501 Condom? What condom?

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:57 PM (e5fJM)

1502 in your ear

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 02:57 PM (VMcEw)

1503 in the dark

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:57 PM (GTbGH)

1504 around the oak

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:57 PM (FQlFL)

1505 Allez, allez, allez!

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at April 02, 2011 02:57 PM (Owkb6)

1506 bang a gong

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 02:57 PM (MzQOZ)

1507 like frying bacon

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:57 PM (GTbGH)

1508 suck my tonsils

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:57 PM (EiH7n)

1509 Shoot the moon!

Posted by: Sir Mix A Lot at April 02, 2011 02:58 PM (XBM1t)

1510 Monty Hall ,exclaimed

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 02:58 PM (h+qn8)

1511 persistent rectal itch

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:58 PM (e5fJM)

1512 Fries with that?

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 02:58 PM (VMcEw)

1513 cramp relief here

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 02:58 PM (FQlFL)

1514 twist it around

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:58 PM (GTbGH)

1515 that's much better

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:58 PM (GTbGH)

1516 dork your squeekhole

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:58 PM (e5fJM)

1517 the other way

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:59 PM (GTbGH)

1518 hold donut still

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 02:59 PM (EiH7n)

1519 right about...there

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:59 PM (GTbGH)

1520 a greenish discharge

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 02:59 PM (e5fJM)

1521 now, push hard

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 02:59 PM (GTbGH)

1522 eyes wide shut

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 02, 2011 02:59 PM (UqKQV)

1523

ouch, that hurt

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:00 PM (h+qn8)

1524 dark matter toaster

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:00 PM (EiH7n)

1525 Fire photon torpedoes!

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at April 02, 2011 03:00 PM (Owkb6)

1526 no, keep pushing

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:00 PM (GTbGH)

1527 land war Asia

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 03:00 PM (MzQOZ)

1528 in the backseat

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:00 PM (FQlFL)

1529 New thread, please!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 02, 2011 03:00 PM (zxpIo)

1530 pants still on?

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:00 PM (e5fJM)

1531 now, let go!

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:00 PM (GTbGH)

1532 talkin to me

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 03:00 PM (VMcEw)

1533 easy as pie

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:00 PM (GTbGH)

1534 an insulating border

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:00 PM (6r+Qq)

1535 nooo don't stop

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:01 PM (3OCZw)

1536 one and done!

Posted by: JP at April 02, 2011 03:01 PM (vzEJR)

1537 oops, maybe not

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:01 PM (GTbGH)

1538 Drill, Baby, Drill!

Posted by: PALINISTO! at April 02, 2011 03:01 PM (i4eli)

1539 Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 03:01 PM (A0VTZ)

1540 hold until relieved

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:01 PM (6r+Qq)

1541 That's an order!

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at April 02, 2011 03:01 PM (Owkb6)

1542 that's notta knife

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 03:01 PM (MzQOZ)

1543 club-soda might work

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:01 PM (GTbGH)

1544 mad-lib thread eternal

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:01 PM (FQlFL)

1545 Paint drinking cousin-fucker

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 02, 2011 03:01 PM (xMT+4)

1546
Boner's screwing up....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:01 PM (ZHsNw)

1547 Pet my pussy

Posted by: Zsa Zsa Gabor at April 02, 2011 03:01 PM (3TjSM)

1548 fleshy non-jointed appendages

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:01 PM (e5fJM)

1549 a real cliffhanger

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:02 PM (h+qn8)

1550 metal, not organic

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:02 PM (GTbGH)

1551 swallows of Capistrano

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:02 PM (6r+Qq)

1552 Men like pie...

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at April 02, 2011 03:02 PM (Owkb6)

1553 I'm cured! Really!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:02 PM (e5fJM)

1554 use your wheels

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:02 PM (GTbGH)

1555 wishing, waiting for

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:02 PM (FQlFL)

1556 [waves hi to #41 at the game]

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 03:03 PM (ptCJR)

1557 engage shadow drive

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:03 PM (GTbGH)

1558 This End Up

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:03 PM (3OCZw)

1559 Rock breaks face

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:03 PM (e5fJM)

1560 franks and beans

Posted by: Sir Mix A Lot at April 02, 2011 03:03 PM (XBM1t)

1561 Libyan freedom fighters

Posted by: Bugler at April 02, 2011 03:03 PM (VXBR1)

1562 Goony goo goo.

Posted by: Gus at April 02, 2011 03:03 PM (i4eli)

1563 piss my pants

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 03:03 PM (piMMO)

1564 Scissors snip tubes

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:03 PM (e5fJM)

1565 EN FUEGO!

Posted by: Guy who yells En Fuego, and can't count at April 02, 2011 03:04 PM (NtXW4)

1566 we accept you

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:04 PM (GTbGH)

1567 Paper denies citizenship

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:04 PM (e5fJM)

1568 spilt milk

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:04 PM (h+qn8)

1569 crazy Ivan

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:04 PM (3OCZw)

1570 Lighten up, Francis

Posted by: Palandine at April 02, 2011 03:04 PM (g7D8V)

1571 pussy wipped beautifully

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:04 PM (EiH7n)

1572 What's a tortoise?

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:04 PM (GTbGH)

1573 on her quivering

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:04 PM (FQlFL)

1574 whadda ya got?

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:04 PM (e5fJM)

1575 She gets stiff

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 03:04 PM (XBM1t)

1576 Remy lace wigs

Posted by: Anachronda at April 02, 2011 03:05 PM (6fER6)

1577 when they sniff

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 03:05 PM (XBM1t)

1578 six times nine

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 03:05 PM (MzQOZ)

1579 NotWar XVIII

Posted by: crosspatch at April 02, 2011 03:05 PM (ZbLJZ)

1580 Where'd Who Go?

Posted by: Goose at April 02, 2011 03:05 PM (NtXW4)

1581 but the dogs

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 03:05 PM (XBM1t)

1582 down Daddy's leg

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:05 PM (e5fJM)

1583 my virgin goat

Posted by: Ahmed the Enlightened Moderate at April 02, 2011 03:05 PM (VXBR1)

1584 Suck it, Trebek

Posted by: Sean Connery at April 02, 2011 03:05 PM (g7D8V)

1585 kiss my gritts

Posted by: Flo at April 02, 2011 03:05 PM (i4eli)

1586 service guarantees citizenship

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at April 02, 2011 03:05 PM (Owkb6)

1587 just go Rrriifffff!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 03:05 PM (XBM1t)

1588 34 - 28 Butler

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 03:05 PM (VuLos)

1589 The butler, seriously.

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:05 PM (GTbGH)

1590 Cold beer here !

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:05 PM (3OCZw)

1591 a cybernetic organism

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:05 PM (6r+Qq)

1592 reload problems. spin

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:06 PM (h+qn8)

1593 sniff the glove

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 03:06 PM (VMcEw)

1594 EOM comes along

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 03:06 PM (XBM1t)

1595 toilet-rim cooled forehead

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:06 PM (FQlFL)

1596 Name Tag PussyGaloreGalaxy500

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:06 PM (EiH7n)

1597 sister-marrying, squeekhole-probing prevert

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:06 PM (e5fJM)

1598 seventh inning stretch

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:06 PM (3OCZw)

1599 not the maid?

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:07 PM (h+qn8)

1600 It's a bughunt.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 03:07 PM (MzQOZ)

1601 haggis all around!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:07 PM (e5fJM)

1602

Bosco!

BOSCO!

Posted by: Mother Peterman at April 02, 2011 03:07 PM (i4eli)

1603 Audacity of hope

Posted by: Barry Soetero at April 02, 2011 03:07 PM (g7D8V)

1604 I like dick

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:07 PM (penCf)

1605 'scuse me while

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at April 02, 2011 03:07 PM (XBM1t)

1606 had your six

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:07 PM (6r+Qq)

1607 reload the bong

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:07 PM (3OCZw)

1608 such is life

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:07 PM (e5fJM)

1609 Meeting women, sir!

Posted by: Steve Guttenberg at April 02, 2011 03:07 PM (3TjSM)

1610 suck MO'chelle's stick

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:07 PM (penCf)

1611 Big fucking deal.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 02, 2011 03:07 PM (xs5wK)

1612 short, controlled bursts.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 03:07 PM (MzQOZ)

1613 Whip it good

Posted by: Devo at April 02, 2011 03:08 PM (XBM1t)

1614 You're all insane.

Posted by: piercello at April 02, 2011 03:08 PM (1KRGW)

1615 hearing women's lamentations

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at April 02, 2011 03:08 PM (Owkb6)

1616 kinetic military action

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 02, 2011 03:08 PM (AnTyA)

1617 Back into it.

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2011 03:08 PM (i4eli)

1618 like English passion

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:08 PM (FQlFL)

1619 goats for sale

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:08 PM (e5fJM)

1620 My dog likes

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:08 PM (penCf)

1621 You like that.

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2011 03:08 PM (i4eli)

1622 won't need that

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:08 PM (GTbGH)

1623 White man's burden

Posted by: Some Dead European at April 02, 2011 03:09 PM (VXBR1)

1624 paging Al Dente

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:09 PM (e5fJM)

1625 pull it tight

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:09 PM (GTbGH)

1626 .... the Timewarp Agian!!!

Posted by: Riff Raff at April 02, 2011 03:09 PM (NtXW4)

1627 ...but disturbingly entertaining...

Posted by: piercello at April 02, 2011 03:09 PM (1KRGW)

1628 how to whistle

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:09 PM (6r+Qq)

1629 I scrolled. *Headdesk*

Posted by: Mongerel at April 02, 2011 03:09 PM (YqWfw)

1630 suck on that!

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at April 02, 2011 03:09 PM (Owkb6)

1631 Peanut butter pie

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:09 PM (penCf)

1632 Pull my finger

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 03:09 PM (XBM1t)

1633 baah, baah blacksheep

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:09 PM (h+qn8)

1634 Koran is flammable

Posted by: Terry Jones at April 02, 2011 03:09 PM (g7D8V)

1635 sack up, pussy

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:09 PM (GTbGH)

1636 matches her stamina

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:09 PM (FQlFL)

1637 She's thirteen? Damn!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:09 PM (e5fJM)

1638 What? Which way?

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:10 PM (GTbGH)

1639 Reid sexes Pelosi

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:10 PM (penCf)

1640 let your backbone

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:10 PM (6r+Qq)

1641 through the narrows

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:10 PM (GTbGH)

1642 lethal trouser snake

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:10 PM (e5fJM)

1643 Big Hands I

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:11 PM (penCf)

1644 and ... out again

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:11 PM (GTbGH)

1645 I hear banjos

Posted by: Deliverance guys at April 02, 2011 03:11 PM (g7D8V)

1646 you sexy beast

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:11 PM (FQlFL)

1647 "Axe?" he aksed.

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:11 PM (e5fJM)

1648 No way, man.

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:11 PM (GTbGH)

1649 mans game bitch

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 03:11 PM (npr0X)

1650 the puppet show

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 03:11 PM (VMcEw)

1651 pump-action grenade launcher

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 03:11 PM (MzQOZ)

1652 Like a pig.

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:11 PM (GTbGH)

1653 no kill I

Posted by: Horta at April 02, 2011 03:12 PM (Owkb6)

1654 I'm shitting skittles

Posted by: Barry's unicorn at April 02, 2011 03:12 PM (penCf)

1655 the cyclopic monster

Posted by: John Holmes at April 02, 2011 03:12 PM (VXBR1)

1656 I gave already

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:12 PM (e5fJM)

1657 Scylla and Charybdis

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:12 PM (6r+Qq)

1658 Free Parking Iran

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:12 PM (EiH7n)

1659 puts the lotion

Posted by: crosspatch at April 02, 2011 03:12 PM (ZbLJZ)

1660 take a hike

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:12 PM (GTbGH)

1661 ...a pretty mouth

Posted by: Deliverance guys at April 02, 2011 03:12 PM (g7D8V)

1662 I like turtles

Posted by: Zombie turtle kid! at April 02, 2011 03:12 PM (oNphh)

1663 Bo diddles 'Chelle

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:13 PM (e5fJM)

1664 Go Big Money!

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:13 PM (GTbGH)

1665 the Maxim gun

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:13 PM (6r+Qq)

1666 like pond ripples

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:13 PM (FQlFL)

1667 a brick house

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 03:13 PM (VMcEw)

1668 watch me soar

Posted by: Wash from Firefly at April 02, 2011 03:13 PM (g7D8V)

1669 Reid sexes Pelosi

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 07:10 PM (penCf)

momma is evil

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:13 PM (h+qn8)

1670 got one younger?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 02, 2011 03:13 PM (i4eli)

1671 Backfield in motion

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 03:13 PM (XBM1t)

1672 'Chelle pegs Bo

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:13 PM (e5fJM)

1673 I've seen things

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:13 PM (GTbGH)

1674 tin foil hat

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 03:14 PM (npr0X)

1675 Round and round

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:14 PM (e5fJM)

1676 ...or the Pool?

Posted by: Bill Murray at April 02, 2011 03:14 PM (i4eli)

1677 Oh!! Do that.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:14 PM (EiH7n)

1678 Eyes! Only eyes!

Posted by: chew at April 02, 2011 03:14 PM (GTbGH)

1679

momma is evil

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 07:13 PM (h+qn

Ain't she though

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:14 PM (penCf)

1680 insolence by manner

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 02, 2011 03:14 PM (UqKQV)

1681 They happily go

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:14 PM (e5fJM)

1682 Take a breather.

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:15 PM (GTbGH)

1683 Game over, man.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 03:15 PM (MzQOZ)

1684 pillow talk fire

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:15 PM (EiH7n)

1685 rub dirt on

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:15 PM (FQlFL)

1686 mind bleach, stat!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:15 PM (e5fJM)

1687 heh, she is

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:15 PM (h+qn8)

1688 Pump it up

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:15 PM (GTbGH)

1689 Is it twue?

Posted by: Lily Von Schtup at April 02, 2011 03:15 PM (XBM1t)

1690 gorilla. "Wait! That's

Posted by: whatever at April 02, 2011 03:15 PM (lI+tL)

1691 twenty-minute workout

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:15 PM (6r+Qq)

1692 You're all banned!

Posted by: Charles Johnson at April 02, 2011 03:15 PM (g7D8V)

1693

distended vestigial nipple

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2011 03:15 PM (i4eli)

1694 underwear,_______,profit

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 03:15 PM (VMcEw)

1695 oh my innards

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:16 PM (penCf)

1696 death like sleep

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:16 PM (EiH7n)

1697 Don't look now ...

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:16 PM (GTbGH)

1698 Veni, vidi, vinci

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:16 PM (e5fJM)

1699 Nice one, Bishop.

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 03:16 PM (MzQOZ)

1700 Gee, Wil-bur!!

Posted by: You think it's easy being a fucking talking horse? at April 02, 2011 03:16 PM (VXBR1)

1701 Light brown skin

Posted by: Reid, Harry at April 02, 2011 03:16 PM (xs5wK)

1702 [I'd love to see someone assemble a story out of these. You can choose whichever ones you like, but they have to be in order.]

Posted by: whatever at April 02, 2011 03:16 PM (lI+tL)

1703 Slowly, I turn

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:16 PM (GTbGH)

1704 I like Ike

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:17 PM (6r+Qq)

1705 Kneel before Zod!

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at April 02, 2011 03:17 PM (Owkb6)

1706 Frozen with fear

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:17 PM (GTbGH)

1707 spit or swallow?

Posted by: goozer at April 02, 2011 03:17 PM (F1aIq)

1708 I'll never forget

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:17 PM (h+qn8)

1709 orange cheeto dick

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:17 PM (penCf)

1710 happy to disappoint

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 03:17 PM (MzQOZ)

1711 like icy fingers

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:17 PM (GTbGH)

1712 Rosebud, a sled

Posted by: Spoiler guy at April 02, 2011 03:17 PM (g7D8V)

1713 the way she

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:17 PM (6r+Qq)

1714 goo goo dolls

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:18 PM (3OCZw)

1715 nalgas the coÃ±o

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:18 PM (VSWPU)

1716 Jugga jigga wugga

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 03:18 PM (VMcEw)

1717 My, how ordinary.

Posted by: Lily Von Schtup at April 02, 2011 03:18 PM (XBM1t)

1718 terrible, just terrible

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:18 PM (GTbGH)

1719 Alea iacta est

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:18 PM (e5fJM)

1720 deftly maneuvering into

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:18 PM (FQlFL)

1721 Willis, a ghost

Posted by: Spoiler guy at April 02, 2011 03:18 PM (g7D8V)

1722 let me help

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:18 PM (GTbGH)

1723 break it off

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:18 PM (GTbGH)

1724 bombmorang missionary position

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:18 PM (EiH7n)

1725 Harvey wall banger

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:19 PM (3OCZw)

1726 nimble little minx

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 03:19 PM (MzQOZ)

1727 busted my boil

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:19 PM (VSWPU)

1728 Eat the rich

Posted by: Andy Stern at April 02, 2011 03:19 PM (xs5wK)

1729 What's up, doc?

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at April 02, 2011 03:19 PM (XBM1t)

1730 I got nothin'

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:19 PM (e5fJM)

1731 ,or give me

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:19 PM (FQlFL)

1732 pangalactic gargle blaster

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 03:19 PM (MzQOZ)

1733 Ape planet? Earth.

Posted by: Spoiler guy at April 02, 2011 03:19 PM (g7D8V)

1734 Full of Stars!

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:19 PM (GTbGH)

1735 Shoot me now!

Posted by: Daffy Duck at April 02, 2011 03:19 PM (XBM1t)

1736 Sure, why not

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:19 PM (GTbGH)

1737

could do better

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:19 PM (h+qn8)

1738 drooping stud muffin

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:19 PM (e5fJM)

1739 Kill the wabbit!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (XBM1t)

1740 Planet of Apes

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (VSWPU)

1741 assume the position

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (GTbGH)

1742 bugger me sideways!

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (FQlFL)

1743 George shoots Lenny.

Posted by: First Page of my copy of 'Of Mice and Men' at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (i4eli)

1744 Arbeit macht Frei

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (6r+Qq)

1745 I. HAVE. NEEDS!

Posted by: Margaret Cho at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (VXBR1)

1746 Be vewwwy quiet!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (XBM1t)

1747 Dole's blue dimes

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (e5fJM)

1748 Sweet home Alabama

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (VSWPU)

1749 sixteen vestal virgins

Posted by: whiter shade of soothsayer at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (gt3o0)

1750 dictators in refrigerators

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (EiH7n)

1751 unlicensed nuclear accelerator

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (MzQOZ)

1752 cheap designer handbags

Posted by: Dave G at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (n7xol)

1753 stricken with grief

Posted by: Krazy Kat at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (oNphh)

1754 decks not level?!?

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (GTbGH)

1755 and grab your

Posted by: ssuuii at April 02, 2011 03:20 PM (4nxhP)

1756 one more time

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:21 PM (h+qn8)

1757 lubed and ready

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:21 PM (e5fJM)

1758 You the Keymaster?

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 03:21 PM (MzQOZ)

1759 drinking tiger blood

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:21 PM (VSWPU)

1760 flea ona fat lady

Posted by: Krazy Kat at April 02, 2011 03:21 PM (oNphh)

1761 eat at Joe's

Posted by: whiter shade of soothsayer at April 02, 2011 03:21 PM (Wzli+)

1762 It was floating...

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at April 02, 2011 03:21 PM (VXBR1)

1763 do it again

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:21 PM (3OCZw)

1764 Kenny Rogers Roasters

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at April 02, 2011 03:21 PM (i4eli)

1765 Tim Robbins escapes

Posted by: Spoiler guy at April 02, 2011 03:21 PM (g7D8V)

1766 onward to victory!

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:21 PM (FQlFL)

1767 major uncool, pal!

Posted by: goozer at April 02, 2011 03:21 PM (F1aIq)

1768 Nazi on hibachi

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:21 PM (EiH7n)

1769 death warmed over

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:22 PM (3OCZw)

1770 dingleberries and will-knots

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:22 PM (VSWPU)

1771 He slimed me!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 03:22 PM (MzQOZ)

1772 Crying Game? Dude.

Posted by: Spoiler guy at April 02, 2011 03:22 PM (g7D8V)

1773 Bidi, bidi, bidi

Posted by: Twiki at April 02, 2011 03:22 PM (Owkb6)

1774 School of Fish

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:22 PM (penCf)

1775 misses the ladies

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:22 PM (FQlFL)

1776 L'il swimmers away!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:23 PM (e5fJM)

1777 It's the Gloryhole!

Posted by: Gold Rush Alaska Guy at April 02, 2011 03:23 PM (i4eli)

1778 Zed's dead baby

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 03:23 PM (VMcEw)

1779 Rearrange the Chairs

Posted by: Capt. SS Titanic at April 02, 2011 03:23 PM (NtXW4)

1780 tattoo my taint

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:23 PM (VSWPU)

1781 time to die.

Posted by: goozer at April 02, 2011 03:23 PM (F1aIq)

1782 Rose Colored Glasses

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:23 PM (penCf)

1783 It is balloon!

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 03:23 PM (2X8VA)

1784 Kinetic military activity

Posted by: Confused at April 02, 2011 03:23 PM (6sKtn)

1785 vile, repulsive address

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at April 02, 2011 03:23 PM (VXBR1)

1786 DANGER Will Robinson

Posted by: Robot at April 02, 2011 03:23 PM (NtXW4)

1787 Keyser Soze? Spacey.

Posted by: Spoiler guy at April 02, 2011 03:23 PM (g7D8V)

1788 no swimmers please!

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:23 PM (h+qn8)

1789 Eat me! Now!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:24 PM (e5fJM)

1790 I'm the gatekeeper

Posted by: goozer at April 02, 2011 03:24 PM (F1aIq)

1791 Arriba! Arriba! Andale!

Posted by: Fastest mouse in all Mex-i-co at April 02, 2011 03:24 PM (XBM1t)

1792 De (Cartesian) plane!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:24 PM (e5fJM)

1793 goat cheese chalupas

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:24 PM (VSWPU)

1794 Game over man....

Posted by: Space Marine at April 02, 2011 03:24 PM (NtXW4)

1795 Arthur Treacher's Fish & Chips

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:24 PM (3OCZw)

1796 conservatives get majority

Posted by: paul in calgary at April 02, 2011 03:24 PM (cLom3)

1797 biggest load ever !!!

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 03:25 PM (npr0X)

1798 Thelma, Louise die

Posted by: Spoiler guy at April 02, 2011 03:25 PM (g7D8V)

1799 in cheap sunglasses

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:25 PM (h+qn8)

1800 Refresh no worky!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:25 PM (e5fJM)

1801

let's get rdbrewer

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 03:25 PM (AnTyA)

1802 that didn't hurt

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:25 PM (3OCZw)

1803 Charles Nelson Reilly's

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 03:25 PM (2X8VA)

1804 coulda beena contendah

Posted by: Mitt Romney at April 02, 2011 03:25 PM (VXBR1)

1805

they acted stupidly

Posted by: Confused at April 02, 2011 03:25 PM (6sKtn)

1806 It's an Adams.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:26 PM (EiH7n)

1807 I drank what?

Posted by: Socrates at April 02, 2011 03:26 PM (NtXW4)

1808 Pandora's Box: open

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:26 PM (FQlFL)

1809 beer barrel polkas

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:26 PM (VSWPU)

1810 as you wish ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:26 PM (6r+Qq)

1811 on the brink

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:26 PM (3OCZw)

1812 Holy Cow, Batman!

Posted by: Robin, Boy Wonder (not gay) at April 02, 2011 03:26 PM (XBM1t)

1813 great experiment, this

Posted by: ha at April 02, 2011 03:26 PM (liBQN)

1814 herpes is forever

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 03:27 PM (npr0X)

1815 Tickle Fight!

Posted by: Eric Massa at April 02, 2011 03:27 PM (i4eli)

1816 i-did not-have sex-with-that-woman

Posted by: Confused at April 02, 2011 03:27 PM (6sKtn)

1817

let's get rdbrewer

Posted by: beedubya

at least twice

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:27 PM (h+qn8)

1818 jello on springs

Posted by: Marilyn Monroe's tushy at April 02, 2011 03:27 PM (XBM1t)

1819 Moochelle's huge ASS

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:27 PM (VSWPU)

1820 We the people

Posted by: Tom Jefferson at April 02, 2011 03:28 PM (xs5wK)

1821 Teabag Her, Larry!

Posted by: That guy from 'Pecker' at April 02, 2011 03:28 PM (i4eli)

1822 moar slatterns, plz

Posted by: Henry VIII at April 02, 2011 03:28 PM (6r+Qq)

1823 mass commenters' grave[at huf post]

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:28 PM (EiH7n)

1824 watch this putt

Posted by: Confused at April 02, 2011 03:28 PM (6sKtn)

1825 bj's don't count

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:28 PM (h+qn8)

1826 Stop, Dave. Stop

Posted by: HAL 9000 at April 02, 2011 03:29 PM (Owkb6)

1827 into oblivion, fools!

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:29 PM (FQlFL)

1828 carnivores for carnitas

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:29 PM (VSWPU)

1829 am I banned?

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:29 PM (e5fJM)

1830 Step away from

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 03:29 PM (VMcEw)

1831 caution contains hot

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:29 PM (3OCZw)

1832 Change for fiddy?

Posted by: Linsley Graham at April 02, 2011 03:29 PM (A22+V)

1833 lava melts steel

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:29 PM (VSWPU)

1834 leaden joy bundles

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:30 PM (FQlFL)

1835 more. cow. bell.

Posted by: Confused at April 02, 2011 03:30 PM (6sKtn)

1836 name that tune

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:30 PM (e5fJM)

1837 a ... GREAT ASS

Posted by: Vincent Hanna at April 02, 2011 03:30 PM (6r+Qq)

1838 Who's your daddy?

Posted by: Palandine at April 02, 2011 03:30 PM (g7D8V)

1839 seasoned to taste

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 03:30 PM (2X8VA)

1840 Don't stop believing

Posted by: Journey at April 02, 2011 03:30 PM (XBM1t)

1841 dipped in chocolate

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:31 PM (e5fJM)

1842
Okra loves tacos....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:31 PM (ZHsNw)

1843 feel lucky punkybabypoopoo?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:31 PM (EiH7n)

1844 Whores! All whores!

Posted by: Kathy Lee Gifford at April 02, 2011 03:31 PM (VXBR1)

1845 Giraffe sized pecker

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:31 PM (VSWPU)

1846 I'm Dick Johnson

Posted by: nice guy at April 02, 2011 03:31 PM (VMcEw)

1847
Moronettes are beautiful.....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:31 PM (ZHsNw)

1848

Posted by: Miss Fincher at April 02, 2011 03:31 PM (liBQN)

1849 Blue Horseshoe loves

Posted by: Bud Fox at April 02, 2011 03:32 PM (6r+Qq)

1850 major league yabbos

Posted by: Otter's date at April 02, 2011 03:32 PM (XBM1t)

1851 jumpin' jack flash

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 03:32 PM (MzQOZ)

1852 Bite this stick.

Posted by: M00chelle at April 02, 2011 03:32 PM (A22+V)

1853 Miss Fincher sux

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:32 PM (VSWPU)

1854 designed by committee

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 02, 2011 03:32 PM (UA9Dy)

1855 burning, infected scrotum

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:32 PM (e5fJM)

1856 In the meantime...

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 03:32 PM (2X8VA)

1857 what's that smell

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 03:33 PM (npr0X)

1858 continuity is irrelevant

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:33 PM (VSWPU)

1859 sagging sweater puppies

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:33 PM (e5fJM)

1860 Litter from literati

Posted by: Lenny or Carl at April 02, 2011 03:33 PM (6r+Qq)

1861
Tweak her pencil..

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:33 PM (ZHsNw)

1862 not fresh feeling

Posted by: Summer's Eve at April 02, 2011 03:33 PM (XBM1t)

1863 take two of these

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:33 PM (3OCZw)

1864

[It's impressionism.]

Posted by: James Joyce at April 02, 2011 03:33 PM (nFWaB)

1865 back at the

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:33 PM (6r+Qq)

1866

[Why does this entire thread remind me of the current US Government and its Legal System?]

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 02, 2011 03:33 PM (NtXW4)

1867
Spank her butt...

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:33 PM (ZHsNw)

1868 a widow cries

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:33 PM (h+qn8)

1869 The Produce Section?

Posted by: M00chelle at April 02, 2011 03:34 PM (A22+V)

1870 asymptotically approaches zero

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:34 PM (e5fJM)

1871 no home yet

Posted by: lttle orphan annie at April 02, 2011 03:34 PM (GTbGH)

1872 about a horse

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 03:34 PM (VMcEw)

1873 butt bongo fiesta

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:34 PM (VSWPU)

1874
Psychotic and happy!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:34 PM (ZHsNw)

1875 North Pole Stripper

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:34 PM (EiH7n)

1876 Dance, monkey, dance!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:35 PM (e5fJM)

1877 it's a trap

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 03:35 PM (npr0X)

1878 wait, wait....what?

Posted by: Confused at April 02, 2011 03:35 PM (6sKtn)

1879 mine is bigger

Posted by: otter at April 02, 2011 03:35 PM (GTbGH)

1880 Beach Blanket Bingo?

Posted by: Franky Avalon at April 02, 2011 03:35 PM (NtXW4)

1881
Fasting with pizza...

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:35 PM (ZHsNw)

1882 about a horse

tell me more

Posted by: Catherine the Great at April 02, 2011 03:35 PM (6r+Qq)

1883 That's very stringy.

Posted by: WeeWeeBarry at April 02, 2011 03:35 PM (A22+V)

1884 Seeing is believing!

Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at April 02, 2011 03:35 PM (XBM1t)

1885 ee equals emceesquared

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:35 PM (VSWPU)

1886 Archduke Ferdinand dies [hereish]

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 03:35 PM (MzQOZ)

1887 Finnegan's Wake, NOT

Posted by: James Joyce at April 02, 2011 03:35 PM (liBQN)

1888 2000 or bust!

Posted by: Confused at April 02, 2011 03:35 PM (6sKtn)

1889 OMG, 1917 posts!!!

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:35 PM (emArD)

1890 Gee whiz, Wally

Posted by: Beaver at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (xs5wK)

1891 cooking with gas

Posted by: otter at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (GTbGH)

1892 shit house door

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (VMcEw)

1893 Iyam yer Leader....

Posted by: Eric Von Zipper at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (NtXW4)

1894
Newt Gingrich dead!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (ZHsNw)

1895 Who comes there?

Posted by: Bath House Boy at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (VXBR1)

1896 Live free die

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (emArD)

1897 Afternoon has gone

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (7+pP9)

1898 It'll be gouda.

Posted by: MOOchelle at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (A22+V)

1899 what's the point

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (h+qn8)

1900 is it safe?

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (3OCZw)

1901 my pet monster

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (6r+Qq)

1902 fisting for dollars

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (VSWPU)

1903
Sarah the babe....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (ZHsNw)

1904 deflate, conflate, fellate

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (e5fJM)

1905 that is disturbing

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (GTbGH)

1906 man vs machine

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:36 PM (emArD)

1907 pleasantly sweat smell

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:37 PM (penCf)

1908 death race 2000

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:37 PM (GTbGH)

1909 with the wind.

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:37 PM (h+qn8)

1910 comb-over king want

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:37 PM (FQlFL)

1911
Climb Mount Everest....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:37 PM (ZHsNw)

1912 toll house cookies

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:37 PM (e5fJM)

1913 bar the door

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:37 PM (GTbGH)

1914 Glenlivet scotch whisky

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:37 PM (emArD)

1915 Old threads suck

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 03:37 PM (7+pP9)

1916 Ginger or Mary-Ann?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 03:37 PM (6r+Qq)

1917 let's get moving!

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:37 PM (GTbGH)

1918 I keel you!

Posted by: Achmed at April 02, 2011 03:37 PM (Owkb6)

1919 Pelosi's awesome tits

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:37 PM (penCf)

1920
Marry a Muslim?

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (ZHsNw)

1921 duck your head

Posted by: toby928™ at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (GTbGH)

1922 sexy robot rumba

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (EiH7n)

1923 against Biden's ass

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (penCf)

1924 Ginger. suck it.

Posted by: Confused at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (6sKtn)

1925 Four score and

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (emArD)

1926 burning rectal itch

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (npr0X)

1927 Cogito ergo sum.

Posted by: Descartes at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (EXLhY)

1928 Mrs. Howell FTW

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (FQlFL)

1929 what's the frequency?

Posted by: My Name's Not Kenneth, Douchbag at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (VXBR1)

1930 Means Reid is

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (penCf)

1931

I like boobies

[no really, i do]

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (AnTyA)

1932 Boltons's mini skirt

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (VSWPU)

1933 Sleeping alone tonight

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (penCf)

1934
Dick in hand.....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (ZHsNw)

1935 Big Sis disapproves

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (e5fJM)

1936 Finnegan's Wake, NOT

But Ulysses? Maybe...

Posted by: James Joyce at April 02, 2011 03:39 PM (nFWaB)

1937 Back pain sucks

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2011 03:39 PM (7+pP9)

1938 Cold winter nights

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:39 PM (emArD)

1939 Torpedo of truth

Posted by: Chuckles Sheen at April 02, 2011 03:39 PM (xs5wK)

1940 Cold winter dreams

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:39 PM (emArD)

1941
A horney toad..

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:39 PM (ZHsNw)

1942

Won't suck itself!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 03:39 PM (XBM1t)

1943 shut it down

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 03:39 PM (VMcEw)

1944 Cum here baby

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:39 PM (penCf)

1945 I dream of Jeannie

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:39 PM (3OCZw)

1946 to the future!

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:39 PM (FQlFL)

1947 Sound and Fury?

Posted by: William Faulkner at April 02, 2011 03:39 PM (nFWaB)

1948 buffalo soldier ants

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:39 PM (VSWPU)

1949 Thread won't die

Posted by: AD at April 02, 2011 03:39 PM (EXLhY)

1950

we there yet

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 03:40 PM (AnTyA)

1951 Noona Yuri Bidness

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:40 PM (e5fJM)

1952 small town timemachine

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:40 PM (EiH7n)

1953 HOP really sucked

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:40 PM (penCf)

1954
Butt thumping grunt......

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:40 PM (ZHsNw)

1955 I'm in jail!

Posted by: I like it here! at April 02, 2011 03:40 PM (Owkb6)

1956 I screw anything

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:40 PM (penCf)

1957 sweet, sweet porn.....

Posted by: Confused at April 02, 2011 03:40 PM (6sKtn)

1958

you complete me

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 03:40 PM (AnTyA)

1959 carpet munching lint

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:40 PM (VSWPU)

1960 three word post

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:40 PM (emArD)

1961 On her face

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 03:40 PM (XBM1t)

1962 all boils down

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 03:40 PM (VMcEw)

1963 ass look fat ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 03:40 PM (npr0X)

1964
Joooruselum for Joo's!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:40 PM (ZHsNw)

1965 sacred honor compels

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:41 PM (e5fJM)

1966 Who's on first?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 02, 2011 03:41 PM (MyByM)

1967 infinity is overrated

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:41 PM (VSWPU)

1968 disco still sucks

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:41 PM (3OCZw)

1969 and it's victory

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:41 PM (emArD)

1970 I am out

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 03:41 PM (VMcEw)

1971 Ain't this grand?

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:41 PM (e5fJM)

1972 Spank my ass

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:41 PM (penCf)

1973 suck it bitches

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 03:41 PM (npr0X)

1974

Kill Thread Bil

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:41 PM (h+qn8)

1975 New thread time

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:41 PM (emArD)

1976 ...a root canal...

Posted by: Just Breath This Slowly at April 02, 2011 03:41 PM (VXBR1)

1977 Off, Damn sock!

Posted by: Lady Mcbeth at April 02, 2011 03:41 PM (YHrQZ)

1978 the electric chopstick

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:41 PM (EiH7n)

1979
Extra dry martini...

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:42 PM (ZHsNw)

1980 underflow error: reboot

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:42 PM (e5fJM)

1981 bifurcation: sucker, money

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:42 PM (FQlFL)

1982 We are bored

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:42 PM (penCf)

1983 It's still going?!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 03:42 PM (piMMO)

1984 Good for you?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 03:42 PM (XBM1t)

1985
San Diego Chicken

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:42 PM (ZHsNw)

1986 beer and whisky

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:42 PM (emArD)

1987 absolutely necessary

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:42 PM (h+qn8)

1988 it's rather risky

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:42 PM (emArD)

1989
New York Giants

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:43 PM (ZHsNw)

1990 experiment destroys world

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:43 PM (FQlFL)

1991 whisky then beer

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:43 PM (emArD)

1992 Man in canoe

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:43 PM (penCf)

1993 Pollo Loco Moco

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:43 PM (VSWPU)

1994 Take it off.

Posted by: Banjo at April 02, 2011 03:43 PM (nnZ5F)

1995 have no fear

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:43 PM (emArD)

1996 Marianne or Ginger?

Posted by: The Skipper at April 02, 2011 03:43 PM (yQWNf)

1997 open all night

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:43 PM (3OCZw)

1998
Fat red snapper...

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:43 PM (ZHsNw)

1999 I complete me

Posted by: Barry Obama at April 02, 2011 03:43 PM (penCf)

2000 Locklear or Thomas?

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 03:43 PM (piMMO)

2001 go for 3000?

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:44 PM (emArD)

2002 cholos love churros

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:44 PM (VSWPU)

2003 men walking abreast

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:44 PM (e5fJM)

2004 shaken not stirred

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 02, 2011 03:44 PM (MyByM)

2005 It's Bush's fault [The End]

Posted by: Mrmike at April 02, 2011 03:44 PM (U5TT1)

2006
Leave it on....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:44 PM (ZHsNw)

2007 life force replenishment

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:44 PM (FQlFL)

2008 in the nougat

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 03:44 PM (2X8VA)

2009 sorry, we're closed

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:44 PM (3OCZw)

2010 Skipper of Gilligan?

Posted by: Marianne at April 02, 2011 03:44 PM (yQWNf)

2011 three friggin' hours?

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:44 PM (e5fJM)

2012 Likker up front

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 03:44 PM (XBM1t)

2013 Betty or Joan?

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 03:44 PM (piMMO)

2014 If we could suck our own dicks we'd never leave the house.

And oh yeah, rules are for pussy!

Posted by: men at April 02, 2011 03:44 PM (penCf)

2015 parted the hair

Posted by: td at April 02, 2011 03:44 PM (w7TI0)

2016
A billion dollars.......

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:45 PM (ZHsNw)

2017 Poker in rear

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 03:45 PM (XBM1t)

2018 Skipper or GIlligan?

Posted by: The Professor at April 02, 2011 03:45 PM (yQWNf)

2019 iPad for iMenstruations

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:45 PM (VSWPU)

2020 I'm chopped liver?

Posted by: The Professor at April 02, 2011 03:45 PM (VXBR1)

2021 wait for it ...

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:45 PM (e5fJM)

2022 liquor up front

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:45 PM (VSWPU)

2023 Poker in rear

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at April 02, 2011 03:45 PM (Owkb6)

2024 a verbal Rorschachtest

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 03:45 PM (nFWaB)

2025 it won't fit

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 03:45 PM (npr0X)

2026 professors desire animals

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:45 PM (FQlFL)

2027
Callista's lap dance......

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:45 PM (ZHsNw)

2028 back seam stockings

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:46 PM (3OCZw)

2029 sideways with vasoline

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:46 PM (VSWPU)

2030 IT IS ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 03:46 PM (AnTyA)

2031 Brewer is gone so I'm typing as many words as I want to type.

Anyone watching the game?

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 03:46 PM (VuLos)

2032 Eppur si muove

Posted by: Galileo at April 02, 2011 03:46 PM (EXLhY)

2033 on long legs

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:46 PM (3OCZw)

2034 I never came

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:46 PM (e5fJM)

2035 not Calista Flockhart!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 03:46 PM (piMMO)

2036 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:46 PM (EiH7n)

2037 rdbrewer you bastidge!

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 03:47 PM (AnTyA)

2038 We're all clones

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:47 PM (emArD)

2039 No, Tami, no!

Posted by: Bugler at April 02, 2011 03:47 PM (VXBR1)

2040 for God's sake

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:47 PM (eOXTH)

2041 all are one

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:47 PM (emArD)

2042 the shining sux

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:47 PM (VSWPU)

2043 one are all

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:47 PM (emArD)

2044
not Calista Flockhart!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 07:46 PM (piMMO)

Calista Gingrich

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:47 PM (ZHsNw)

2045 end it now!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:47 PM (eOXTH)

2046 Go VCU!

Posted by: men at April 02, 2011 03:47 PM (penCf)

2047 make it stop

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:47 PM (3OCZw)

2048 Ace writes terse

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:47 PM (VSWPU)

2049 exodus to Texas

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:47 PM (FQlFL)

2050 stop the insanity!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:48 PM (eOXTH)

2051 pull the plug

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:48 PM (3OCZw)

2052 we've been abandoned

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 03:48 PM (eUmIE)

2053 sunset in Tampa

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:48 PM (e5fJM)

2054 Will you stop?

Posted by: HAL 9000 at April 02, 2011 03:48 PM (Owkb6)

2055 shoot the fucker

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:48 PM (3OCZw)

2056 Me too horny

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:48 PM (penCf)

2057
Ignorance is congenital....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:48 PM (ZHsNw)

2058 basketball teh ghey

Posted by: Bugler at April 02, 2011 03:48 PM (VXBR1)

2059 blah blah blah

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 03:48 PM (nFWaB)

2060 orphans writing words

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:48 PM (VSWPU)

2061 Of the body

Posted by: Landru at April 02, 2011 03:48 PM (XBM1t)

2062 mmm, mmm, mmm

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:48 PM (eOXTH)

2063 anallllyyyyyssseeeeeeee

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:48 PM (emArD)

2064 barak hussein obama

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:49 PM (eOXTH)

2065 out of control

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2011 03:49 PM (RZ8pf)

2066
Kim Kardashian's Twat

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:49 PM (ZHsNw)

2067 we are beached

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:49 PM (emArD)

2068 Obama Bin Biden

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:49 PM (VSWPU)

2069 intravenous I.V., stat!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 03:49 PM (piMMO)

2070 yadda yadda yadda

Posted by: Seinfeld memes at April 02, 2011 03:49 PM (XBM1t)

2071 spinning into heavens

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:49 PM (FQlFL)

2072 You Can't Win!

Posted by: Adrian at April 02, 2011 03:49 PM (EXLhY)

2073 don't forget the Cheese Whiz

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:49 PM (3OCZw)

2074 Shots rang out!

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 03:50 PM (2X8VA)

2075 In Jesus name......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 02, 2011 03:50 PM (yQWNf)

2076 ringers lactate with

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:50 PM (emArD)

2077 sit and spin

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:50 PM (eOXTH)

2078 Fuck me running

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:50 PM (penCf)

2079 sit and stich

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:50 PM (eOXTH)

2080 sit and bitch

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:50 PM (eOXTH)

2081 cherry stems anyone?

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:50 PM (FQlFL)

2082 driving Shriners' go-carts

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:50 PM (e5fJM)

2083 sit and twitch

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:50 PM (eOXTH)

2084 I am Spartacus!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 03:50 PM (XBM1t)

2085 lasting four hours

Posted by: sherlock at April 02, 2011 03:50 PM (thr9V)

2086 runaway saturday post

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:50 PM (VSWPU)

2087 D five W

Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2011 03:50 PM (emArD)

2088 guy with tits

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:51 PM (penCf)

2089 sit and shit

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:51 PM (e5fJM)

2090 Am I alive?

Posted by: This Thread at April 02, 2011 03:51 PM (AnTyA)

2091 sit down & STFU

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:51 PM (3OCZw)

2092 wipe after it

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:51 PM (e5fJM)

2093 is this heaven?

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:51 PM (3OCZw)

2094
Stitch & Bitch....

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 03:51 PM (ZHsNw)

2095 Hell freezes over.

Posted by: gesc at April 02, 2011 03:51 PM (A22+V)

2096 Blame the Quakers

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 03:51 PM (VMcEw)

2097 ringers lactate with

[HA! that's what I was trying to remember. Remember that 70s show Emergency? Everyone got ringers.]

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 03:51 PM (piMMO)

2098 it's me margaret

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:52 PM (eOXTH)

2099 Are you alive?

Posted by: Number Six at April 02, 2011 03:52 PM (emArD)

2100 2000 plus comments

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2011 03:52 PM (/wCSE)

2101 to bed, thread!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:52 PM (e5fJM)

2102 Run Joey, run!

Posted by: David Geddes at April 02, 2011 03:52 PM (yQWNf)

2103 Here I stand!

Posted by: Martin Luther at April 02, 2011 03:52 PM (EXLhY)

2104 Shit. I'm hooked.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2011 03:52 PM (/wCSE)

2105 [lasting four hours] see your doctor

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 03:52 PM (npr0X)

2106 skid marks tattoo

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:52 PM (VSWPU)

2107 it's edgy, bold

Posted by: George Self-Bullshit Lucas at April 02, 2011 03:52 PM (nFWaB)

2108 Stitch & Bitch.... Reny and Stimpy

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 03:52 PM (piMMO)

2109 hold it right there

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:52 PM (3OCZw)

2110 andycanuck nose maths

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:52 PM (e5fJM)

2111 hands across America

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:52 PM (FQlFL)

2112 ren

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 03:52 PM (piMMO)

2113 Experiencing Technical Difficulties

Posted by: Golem14 at April 02, 2011 03:53 PM (2X8VA)

2114 motor city madhouse

Posted by: Number Six at April 02, 2011 03:53 PM (emArD)

2115 andycanuck nose hairs

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:53 PM (e5fJM)

2116 it's all gone

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:53 PM (3OCZw)

2117 [bill d cat, see # 76]

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:53 PM (eOXTH)

2118 KMG 365

Posted by: Randolph Mantooth at April 02, 2011 03:53 PM (yQWNf)

2119 nose hairs 4sale

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:54 PM (e5fJM)

2120 Imperial Marching Song

Posted by: The Site at April 02, 2011 03:54 PM (emArD)

2121 wedgies without walls

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:54 PM (VSWPU)

2122 a tortuous path

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:54 PM (h+qn8)

2123 i see london

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:54 PM (eOXTH)

2124 don't look down!

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 03:54 PM (piMMO)

2125 Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

Posted by: The Daleks at April 02, 2011 03:54 PM (MyByM)

2126 finger stickin good

Posted by: mike d. at April 02, 2011 03:54 PM (50vYX)

2127 i see france

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:54 PM (eOXTH)

2128 i see france

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 03:54 PM (piMMO)

2129 examine your zipper

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:54 PM (eOXTH)

2130 No, thank you.

Posted by: ObamatoQuakaduck at April 02, 2011 03:54 PM (A22+V)

2131 USSR sexy spies

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:54 PM (EiH7n)

2132 We want information

Posted by: The new No. 2 at April 02, 2011 03:54 PM (Owkb6)

2133 FLUSH THE TOILET

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:54 PM (eOXTH)

2134 flapjackmaka in Orlando?

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:55 PM (e5fJM)

2135 WASH YOUR HANDS

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:55 PM (eOXTH)

2136 52 -45 Butler

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 03:55 PM (VuLos)

2137 Obama's a dick

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 03:55 PM (AnTyA)

2138 One Adam Twelve

Posted by: Kent McCord at April 02, 2011 03:55 PM (yQWNf)

2139 what's the record?

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2011 03:55 PM (nFWaB)

2140 Stream of consciousness

Posted by: Zen at April 02, 2011 03:55 PM (emArD)

2141 Icy Franz' pants

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:55 PM (e5fJM)

2142 once more, tenderly

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:55 PM (FQlFL)

2143 Won Hung Lo

Posted by: Yes it does at April 02, 2011 03:56 PM (XBM1t)

2144 lap top batteries

Posted by: Anachronda at April 02, 2011 03:56 PM (6fER6)

2145 Who's number one

Posted by: number six at April 02, 2011 03:56 PM (emArD)

2146 the rat patrol

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:56 PM (3OCZw)

2147 rdbrewer helps none.

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:56 PM (h+qn8)

2148 frankie says relax

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:56 PM (eOXTH)

2149 NCAA thread, please

Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2011 03:56 PM (BP6Z1)

2150 knickerbockers below knee

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:56 PM (e5fJM)

2151 drugs not hugs

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 03:56 PM (AnTyA)

2152 seven eight nine

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:57 PM (eOXTH)

2153 Knickerbockers blow me

Posted by: Spike Lee at April 02, 2011 03:57 PM (e5fJM)

2154 insert index finger

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:57 PM (VSWPU)

2155 Buzz off hozer!

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:57 PM (penCf)

2156 cash for clunkers

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:57 PM (eOXTH)

2157 through matted curlies

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 03:57 PM (FQlFL)

2158 rdbrewer must die

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 03:57 PM (AnTyA)

2159 you can leave your hat on

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 03:57 PM (3OCZw)

2160

there He is!

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 03:57 PM (h+qn8)

2161 must have hurt

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 03:58 PM (npr0X)

2162 GONORRHEA ??!!!???, she screamed.

Posted by: franksalterego at April 02, 2011 03:58 PM (7/sDI)

2163 Kill rdbrewer now!

Posted by: number six at April 02, 2011 03:58 PM (emArD)

2164

NCAA thread, please

This.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 03:58 PM (A0VTZ)

2165 2188 NCAA thread, please

THIS

Posted by: Baracky McBrackets at April 02, 2011 03:58 PM (UOM48)

2166 rdbrewer is toast

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 03:58 PM (e5fJM)

2167 any thread please?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 03:58 PM (Qf1VI)

2168 rest in peace

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:58 PM (eOXTH)

2169 she's a witch !

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 03:58 PM (npr0X)

2170 silly sesquipedalian dyslexiaian

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 03:58 PM (EiH7n)

2171 smelly delta farts

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 03:58 PM (VSWPU)

2172 rest in pieces

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:58 PM (eOXTH)

2173

Epic Saturday thread

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 02, 2011 03:59 PM (yQWNf)

2174 Piss off

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 03:59 PM (penCf)

2175

alt.rdbrewer.die.die.die

Posted by: number six at April 02, 2011 03:59 PM (emArD)

2176 who's crying now?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:59 PM (eOXTH)

2177 did this work?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 03:59 PM (eOXTH)

2178 where's the story?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 04:00 PM (eOXTH)

2179 Chlamydia the Tattooed Lady

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 04:00 PM (e5fJM)

2180 Crush, kill, destroy!

Posted by: The Robot at April 02, 2011 04:00 PM (Owkb6)

2181 parting delicious perspiration

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 04:00 PM (FQlFL)

2182 the gerbil tickles

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at April 02, 2011 04:00 PM (AnTyA)

2183 don't stop believing

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:00 PM (VSWPU)

2184 Ye are wimps!

Posted by: AD at April 02, 2011 04:00 PM (EXLhY)

2185 Bunga, bunga party

Posted by: CMU VET at April 02, 2011 04:00 PM (oNNwZ)

2186 visualize whirled peas

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2011 04:00 PM (XBM1t)

2187 not so hard

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 04:00 PM (npr0X)

2188 Let's just pretend

Posted by: AD at April 02, 2011 04:00 PM (EXLhY)

2189 This is the

Posted by: AD at April 02, 2011 04:00 PM (EXLhY)

2190 NCAA Thread and

Posted by: AD at April 02, 2011 04:00 PM (EXLhY)

2191 Go from there.

Posted by: AD at April 02, 2011 04:00 PM (EXLhY)

2192 infinite loop end

Posted by: Computer at April 02, 2011 04:01 PM (emArD)

2193 damn you, rdbrewer!

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 04:01 PM (e5fJM)

2194

show no mercy

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 04:01 PM (h+qn8)

2195 Smart Car dumb

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 04:01 PM (VMcEw)

2196 What's that scab?

Posted by: MOOchelle at April 02, 2011 04:01 PM (A22+V)

2197 landing strip surprise

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:01 PM (VSWPU)

2198 a rash? where?

Posted by: Dathi at April 02, 2011 04:01 PM (ZR0eK)

2199 who's crying now?
college basketball fans

Posted by: Josef K. at April 02, 2011 04:01 PM (7+pP9)

2200 visualize hurled geese

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 04:01 PM (e5fJM)

2201 isn't that Uranus

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 04:01 PM (npr0X)

2202

Great game. Pulling for Butler, but I'd be glad to have either win the title.

Ok. so what is everyone drinking tonight?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 04:01 PM (A0VTZ)

2203 twisting, despairingly, to

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 04:02 PM (FQlFL)

2204 it's spelled Cincinnati

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at April 02, 2011 04:02 PM (AnTyA)

2205 visualize knurled knees

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 04:02 PM (e5fJM)

2206 Samuel Adams Beer

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:02 PM (VSWPU)

2207 Darryl Issa story?

Posted by: Beagle at April 02, 2011 04:02 PM (sOtz/)

2208 End of line

Posted by: Master Control Program at April 02, 2011 04:02 PM (Owkb6)

2209 Turkeys can't fly?!?

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 04:02 PM (MzQOZ)

2210

Gonna hurt, Barry...

Posted by: M'shelle at April 02, 2011 04:02 PM (tSxym)

2211 recursive error forever

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 04:03 PM (FQlFL)

2212

Tastes like Chicken

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 02, 2011 04:03 PM (yQWNf)

2213

Butler beat Gators

(boo)

Posted by: Beagle at April 02, 2011 04:03 PM (sOtz/)

2214 visualize curled bees

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 04:03 PM (e5fJM)

2215 blood for oil

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 04:03 PM (6r+Qq)

2216 That's no moon

Posted by: Obi Wan at April 02, 2011 04:03 PM (emArD)

2217 So what's everyone drinking tonight?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 04:03 PM (Qf1VI)

2218 cant kill it

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 04:03 PM (eUmIE)

2219 Taste great, less

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (VMcEw)

2220 Caution Loaded sprayer

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (penCf)

2221 stop the insanity

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (e5fJM)

2222

Darryl Issa story?

i would like

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (h+qn8)

2223 beer and wine

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (VSWPU)

2224 lather, rinse, repeat

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (6r+Qq)

2225 Hereby renamed "Deadurday."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (bxiXv)

2226 Lick a lottapuss

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (penCf)

2227 slippery nipples

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (3OCZw)

2228 Only dropped once

Posted by: French Rifle at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (yQWNf)

2229 Ripe, corpulant spacebosom

Posted by: . at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (tSxym)

2230 suck a lottcock

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (penCf)

2231 Who'ya gonna call?

Posted by: Old 1984 memes at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (XBM1t)

2232 I'm outta here ...

Posted by: ya2daup at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (e5fJM)

2233 looks kinda sloppy

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (npr0X)

2234

Great game. Pulling for Butler, but I'd be glad to have either win the title.

Ok. so what is everyone drinking tonight?

Great minds on both counts, heh!

Wine btw.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (Qf1VI)

2235 What's the frequency?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 02, 2011 04:04 PM (MyByM)

2236 That'll leave marks

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 04:05 PM (MzQOZ)

2237 TeaParty Armed Forces

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 04:05 PM (EiH7n)

2238

laceyunderalls at

Copycat. Uh. white wine. Pinot.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 04:05 PM (A0VTZ)

2239 I'd hit it

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:05 PM (VSWPU)

2240 Iv'e a headache

Posted by: CMU VET at April 02, 2011 04:05 PM (oNNwZ)

2241 rosie wears thongs

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 04:05 PM (penCf)

2242 Front towards enemy

Posted by: Mr Claymore at April 02, 2011 04:05 PM (emArD)

2243
for normal chat, we'll be in the candace thread below

Posted by: Billy Bob Soothsayers at April 02, 2011 04:05 PM (hBqOU)

2244

Big boobs basketball?

<...a man allowed to choose the means of his own execution....

Posted by: Beagle at April 02, 2011 04:05 PM (sOtz/)

2245 "It's Bush's fault!"

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 02, 2011 04:05 PM (Zq0dW)

2246
be there

or be homosexual

Posted by: Billy Bob Soothsayers at April 02, 2011 04:05 PM (hBqOU)

2247 chips and dip?

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 04:05 PM (eUmIE)

2248 look for wetspot

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 04:05 PM (penCf)

2249 constipation isn't fun

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:06 PM (VSWPU)

2250 Glenlivet and Budweiser

Posted by: Mr Claymore at April 02, 2011 04:06 PM (emArD)

2251 boxers or briefs?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 02, 2011 04:06 PM (eOXTH)

2252 Dunkin Donuts Coffee

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 02, 2011 04:06 PM (yQWNf)

2253 Yes, sweet buttplugs!

Posted by: LinsleyGraham at April 02, 2011 04:06 PM (A22+V)

2254

STL Cardinals suck!

Colorado Rockies rule! Everyone else drools.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 04:06 PM (A0VTZ)

2255 President limpdick

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 04:06 PM (penCf)

2256 wine cooler or real drink

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 04:06 PM (3OCZw)

2257

stuck on three

brain is damaged

thinks sports suck

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 04:07 PM (h+qn8)

2258 under kilts boldly

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 04:07 PM (FQlFL)

2259 Honeybadger ain't hamster!

Posted by: Hollywood Buddhist at April 02, 2011 04:07 PM (tSxym)

2260 Thread is dead

Posted by: That's what I said at April 02, 2011 04:07 PM (Owkb6)

2261

What's plastic surgery?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 02, 2011 04:07 PM (Zq0dW)

2262 Silent but deadly

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 02, 2011 04:08 PM (yQWNf)

2263 hold on loosely

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 04:08 PM (3OCZw)

2264 Kilroy was here

Posted by: Krazy Kat at April 02, 2011 04:08 PM (oNphh)

2265 seriously, reload issues - new thread please?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2011 04:08 PM (Qf1VI)

2266 We'll fuck you tomorrow
We'll fuck you today
Ain't it great
We'll even make you pay!

Posted by: Obama's Regime at April 02, 2011 04:08 PM (penCf)

2267 I have control

Posted by: This thread at April 02, 2011 04:08 PM (AnTyA)

2268 Butler beat Gators Nobody beats gators

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 04:08 PM (piMMO)

2269

Thread not dead.

Thread increasingly confusing.

Thread making headaches.

Posted by: Beagle at April 02, 2011 04:08 PM (sOtz/)

2270 nobody puts baby....

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 04:09 PM (piMMO)

2271 What's the word?

Posted by: Thunderbird at April 02, 2011 04:09 PM (Owkb6)

2272 Slide it home

Posted by: What she said at April 02, 2011 04:09 PM (XBM1t)

2273 Yo bitch, fix me a chicken pot pie

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 04:09 PM (penCf)

2274 but don't letgo

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 04:09 PM (piMMO)

2275 long live thread

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:09 PM (VSWPU)

2276 what's the price?

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 04:09 PM (3OCZw)

2277 in year 2525...

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 04:09 PM (FQlFL)

2278

It tickles.

Posted by: Hollywood Buddhist at April 02, 2011 04:09 PM (tSxym)

2279 Rock me Amadeus

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 04:10 PM (penCf)

2280
what'd I say?

Posted by: Billy Bob Soothsayers at April 02, 2011 04:10 PM (6cqZX)

2281 Leggo my eggo!

Posted by: Al at April 02, 2011 04:10 PM (MzQOZ)

2282 momma is mean

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:10 PM (VSWPU)

2283 bird is word

Posted by: The Trashmen at April 02, 2011 04:10 PM (6r+Qq)

2284 ignore leaky warts

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 04:10 PM (penCf)

2285 reload the toad

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:10 PM (VSWPU)

2286 sponge cake birthcontrol

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 04:10 PM (EiH7n)

2287 I'll be back

Posted by: Arnold at April 02, 2011 04:11 PM (emArD)

2288 her kids agree

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 04:11 PM (penCf)

2289 ignore leaky farts

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:11 PM (VSWPU)

2290 Bitch, please.

Posted by: M'shelle at April 02, 2011 04:11 PM (tSxym)

2291

Paper or plastic?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 02, 2011 04:11 PM (Zq0dW)

2292 a considerate lover

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 04:11 PM (FQlFL)

2293 approaching critical mass

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 04:11 PM (3OCZw)

2294 On w/t show

Posted by: Arnold at April 02, 2011 04:11 PM (emArD)

2295 Don't spritz me

Posted by: What she said at April 02, 2011 04:12 PM (XBM1t)

2296 My ass hurts

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 02, 2011 04:12 PM (penCf)

2297 ew, just ew.

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 04:12 PM (h+qn8)

2298 Nine is fine.

Posted by: Mohammed at April 02, 2011 04:12 PM (i4eli)

2299 my dick hurts

Posted by: Barack Obama's horse at April 02, 2011 04:12 PM (penCf)

2300 fish net stockings

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 04:12 PM (3OCZw)

2301 how's that work?

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 04:12 PM (eUmIE)

2302 ten for Glen

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:12 PM (VSWPU)

2303 New thread please.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 02, 2011 04:12 PM (Zq0dW)

2304 waterboarded pillow talk

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 04:13 PM (EiH7n)

2305 know my poetry

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 04:13 PM (VMcEw)

2306 this still going?

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2011 04:13 PM (1l37M)

2307 He says giddy-up
I have to ride

Posted by: Barack Obama's horse at April 02, 2011 04:13 PM (penCf)

2308 Not so Fresh?

Posted by: Summer's Eve Commercial at April 02, 2011 04:13 PM (i4eli)

2309 REALLY? really? _really?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2011 04:13 PM (UOM48)

2310 on and on

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:13 PM (VSWPU)

2311 I'm all alone

Posted by: Alice Cooper at April 02, 2011 04:13 PM (emArD)

2312 F**k you, a$$whore

Posted by: Terminator at April 02, 2011 04:13 PM (Owkb6)

2313 So're we all

Posted by: Alice Cooper at April 02, 2011 04:13 PM (emArD)

2314 Sargent Nano Dick

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 04:13 PM (EiH7n)

2315 Hey BO, tell your wife I'm sick of peanut butter

Posted by: Barack Obama's dog at April 02, 2011 04:14 PM (penCf)

2316 SWEET.POETIC.JUSTICE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 04:14 PM (AnTyA)

2317 choke rdbrewer now

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 04:14 PM (h+qn8)

2318 [2353 this still going?] Forever, and ever...

Posted by: Creepy Shining Twins at April 02, 2011 04:14 PM (tSxym)

2319 Don't Be Gay.

Posted by: Stan Marsh at April 02, 2011 04:14 PM (i4eli)

2320 Here Skippy! Skippy! Skippy!

Posted by: MO'chelle Obama at April 02, 2011 04:15 PM (penCf)

2321 I like puddin'!!

Posted by: Special Joe Biden at April 02, 2011 04:15 PM (UOM48)

2322 how many kegs?

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 04:15 PM (3OCZw)

2323 palpate the prostate

Posted by: mike d. at April 02, 2011 04:15 PM (50vYX)

2324 urine luck today

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:15 PM (VSWPU)

2325 are you free?

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 04:15 PM (FQlFL)

2326 Godzilla's atomic vomit

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 04:15 PM (EiH7n)

2327 We're all clo-o-ones

Posted by: Alice Cooper at April 02, 2011 04:15 PM (emArD)

2328

Can we get to 2632?

(Cal Ripken)

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 04:15 PM (A0VTZ)

2329 'Nilla wafers. Yum!

Posted by: Special Joe Biden at April 02, 2011 04:15 PM (UOM48)

2330 REALLY? really? _{really? BUSH DID IT}

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 04:16 PM (piMMO)

2331 Chicago. is. out?

Posted by: Incredulous Newscaster at April 02, 2011 04:16 PM (i4eli)

2332 one are alll

Posted by: Alice Cooper at April 02, 2011 04:16 PM (emArD)

2333 Fishnet Black Pantyhose

Posted by: Morris Day at April 02, 2011 04:16 PM (XBM1t)

2334

is a hot mess

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 04:16 PM (eUmIE)

2335 My kids told his entire t-ball team his mom was:

A guy with tits, well at least that is what dad calls her.

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 04:16 PM (penCf)

2336 Water Wiggle language

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 04:16 PM (EiH7n)

2337 this still going? It won't die

Posted by: Biggie Smalls at April 02, 2011 04:16 PM (piMMO)

2338 its killing me

Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2011 04:17 PM (VMcEw)

2339 ^{BAD DOG, BO!!!!!11111!!!!!}

Posted by: Moochelle, First Lady of Doom at April 02, 2011 04:17 PM (UOM48)

2340 Game. Set. Match.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 02, 2011 04:17 PM (A0VTZ)

2341 find something new

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 04:17 PM (eUmIE)

2342 pending her approval

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 04:17 PM (FQlFL)

2343 Fuck LeBron James

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 04:17 PM (penCf)

2344

Even spam counts.

Thread is undead.

Posted by: Beagle at April 02, 2011 04:17 PM (sOtz/)

2345 wanna be myself

Posted by: Alice Cooper at April 02, 2011 04:17 PM (emArD)

2346 be myself

Posted by: Alice Cooper at April 02, 2011 04:18 PM (emArD)

2347 fuck you , spam!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2011 04:18 PM (6r+Qq)

2348

Hamsters are dieing

Tux pads help

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 04:18 PM (h+qn8)

2349 man I'm dry

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 04:18 PM (penCf)

2350 ^{COME HERE, BARACK!!!11111!!!!!!!}

Posted by: Moochelle, First Lady of Doom at April 02, 2011 04:18 PM (UOM48)

2351 65 - 57 Butler 39 seconds left

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 04:18 PM (VuLos)

2352

lemme be clear

Posted by: Barak O at April 02, 2011 04:18 PM (af5xa)

2353 rain is wet

Posted by: momma at April 02, 2011 04:19 PM (penCf)

2354 2363 SWEET.POETIC.JUSTICE. Awful British Teeth.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 02, 2011 04:19 PM (yQWNf)

2355 Liz Taylor nude

Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2011 04:19 PM (AnTyA)

2356 Tucks*

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 04:19 PM (h+qn8)

2357 TP for bunghole

Posted by: Krazy Kat at April 02, 2011 04:19 PM (oNphh)

2358 I like bulldogs

Posted by: lauren at April 02, 2011 04:19 PM (eUmIE)

2359 sloppy pussy farts

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:19 PM (VSWPU)

2360 lawd lawd lawd fishnet

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 04:20 PM (3OCZw)

2361 67 - 59 Butler 30 secs. left

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2011 04:20 PM (VuLos)

2362 Hey. Ho. Let's

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 04:20 PM (EiH7n)

2363 Rosie O'Donnell's mudflaps

Posted by: George Kennedy at April 02, 2011 04:20 PM (MMC8r)

2364 pick one child

Posted by: pdbuttons at April 02, 2011 04:21 PM (FduBR)

2365 Butler buzzer beater

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:21 PM (VSWPU)

2366

all 57 states

Posted by: Barak O at April 02, 2011 04:21 PM (af5xa)

2367

Everybody Died Suddenly.

Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2011 04:21 PM (oVQFe)

2368 Liz Taylor nude

Michelle Obama nude

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2011 04:21 PM (UOM48)

2369

The End, Fuckers.

Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2011 04:21 PM (oVQFe)

2370 thread on Viagra

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 04:21 PM (3OCZw)

2371 I always say

Posted by: Barak O at April 02, 2011 04:21 PM (af5xa)

2372 sparking brit-pron Renaissance

Posted by: derit at April 02, 2011 04:21 PM (FQlFL)

2373 I think it's maxed out

Posted by: Alice Cooper at April 02, 2011 04:21 PM (emArD)

2374

Thread

waxing Juan

Posted by: willow at April 02, 2011 04:22 PM (h+qn8)

2375 Joe Biden, Speedo

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2011 04:22 PM (UOM48)

2376 gouge my eyeballs

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:22 PM (VSWPU)

2377 Does it work

Posted by: chemjeff at April 02, 2011 04:22 PM (G/L5C)

2378

Kentucky and Connecticut....

It's a shame they can't both lose.

Posted by: Delta Smelt channelling alpha male Henry Kissinger at April 02, 2011 04:22 PM (A0VTZ)

2379 self programming robots

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 02, 2011 04:23 PM (EiH7n)

2380 Butler Bulldogs!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 02, 2011 04:23 PM (oTjfX)

2381 loose labian lips

Posted by: wildwood at April 02, 2011 04:23 PM (VSWPU)

2382 push the button

Posted by: melvin at April 02, 2011 04:23 PM (3OCZw)

2383 you will see

Posted by: Barak O at April 02, 2011 04:23 PM (af5xa)

2384
Let me be clear. (That's three words, right, Joe?)

Posted by: The Great Orator, Barack at April 02, 2011 04:23 PM (UOM48)

2385 know why they