1 Can't you just let go of this vulgar topic?

2 Liar Liar!

BO says Big Three has paid all tarp money back:

Today, each of the Big Three automakers – Chrysler, GM, and Ford – is turning a profit for the first time since 2004. Chrysler has repaid every dime and more of what it owes American taxpayers for their support during my presidency – and it repaid that money six years ahead of schedule.


Yet on May 24, the Treasury released this news release:

The Treasury department said on Tuesday that automaker Chrysler Group LLC has repaid $5.1 billion in bailout loans and ended its right to draw a remaining $2.1 billion.

The government had committed a total $12.5 billion to Chrysler under the Troubled Asset Relief Program, known as TARP, and the company has now returned more than $10.6 billion of that in principal, interest and canceled commitments.

Treasury continues to hold a 6.6 percent common share stake in Chrysler, which now is on firmer ground financially and is deepening its ties to Italian automaker Fiat SpA.

"Treasury is unlikely to fully recover its remaining outstanding investment of $1.9 billion in Chrysler," Treasury said in a news release.

3 Hey, Tea Party. We can't amend the Preamble. Let's get to the "root" of what America is. Besides, the Tea Party name has been bastardized a bit, hasn't it? How about a name change that helps the discussions get a bit more defined?

4 And The Unfortunate Double Entendre Of The Day Award Goes To:

NY Post: Rep. Anthony Weiner's humiliated wife sheepishly showed her face at a Washington event yesterday, keeping a stiff upper lip amid the swirling scandal surrounding her husband's tawdry Twitter photo.

NY Post: "Wearing a black pant suit and a prominent pearl necklace, Huma Abedin never cracked a smile and kept her distance from the former first lady."

Someone might want tell Huma to stow the pearl necklaces for a while and go with a nice ivory broach or something.

5 US strike 'kills' key Pakistan militant Ilyas Kashmiri One of Pakistan's most senior militants has been killed in a US drone strike, locals and officials say.

 

Officials confirmed reports from locals that Ilyas Kashmiri had died in the overnight strike in the tribal region of South Waziristan

6 I started reading the interview.
Then I started scanning the interview.
Then I gave up.
All within, oh, say a minute.
Nice to see Ace out and about, though, however peripherally.

7

 kept her distance from the former first lady

Just wanted to avoid pics of the 2 of them together? Or something else?

8 ...and you thought your dad was embarrassing (while you were a teen):

AMERICAN FORK -- No matter how cool a teenager's mom and dad may be, few teens get through high school without their parents embarrassing them.

But an American Fork teen has had to put up with his dad embarrassing him the entire school year.

There's not much worse for a high school student than having your dad wave at you as you get on the school bus every morning. Just ask Rain Price, who is thrilled the school year is finally over.

That's because his dad is there to bid him farewell every morning, but he's taken the embarrassment factor to a new level -- he's always wearing a crazy costume.

"When he did it the first day I was in shock," Rain said. "It's my first day of sophomore year."

The idea caught on for Dale Price and he wore a costume to wave at the bus all year long.

9

Yeh, eventually I just searched for "Ace" to find the questions he wrote.

I feel bad for that guy. I think he's right to hide.

10 Calif. motorcycle officer injured near funeral for motorcycle officer killed guiding funeral

11

 kept her distance from the former first lady

Just wanted to avoid pics of the 2 of them together? Or something else?

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2011 09:25 AM (XdlcF)

This is not the time for more foibles to be brought to the public forum.

12 We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Let's start with general Welfare. Seems there is a lot of money spent providing it when we were told it is to be promoted by the Federal government.

If we are going with "it's the economy, stupid", it should be easy enough to spell out basic economics and the history of this Great Nation to those who have been mislead, shouldn't it? Anyone?

13

momma, you need to diagram that sentence...or just get me more coffee. Whatever's easiest...

14 Uintah County man cited (Disorderly Conduct) for paying bill with pennies

15 Looking for some good news? Just 596 days left in Dear Reader's term. Why, that is less than the time it takes our Senate to pass a budget.
 
But since this is not a Weiner free zone, I offer this Mediaite?! link and blurb:
 
Rep. Anthony Weiner has somehow become the only worthwhile news story for a great deal of the media through what some allege was inappropriate conduct towards a young woman, but this isnÂ’t the first time the recently-wed legislator has been (allegedly) caught flirting by the press. A decade ago, in the aftermath of the September 11th attacks, a Vanity Fair article chronicles how the 36-year-old Congressman introduced himself as an auto-parts salesman and asked out a young congressional staffer.
 
There is more at the link.

16 The Richmond Federal Reserve Bank's attempt to show inclusiveness in the workplace by flying the rainbow flag outside its building has reignited a divisive gay-rights debate.

17 Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2011 09:30 AM (XdlcF)


That is the actual title of the article. 

18

Well, the latest little West Texas range fire didn't quite get my mom's house. Got the next hill over, but they got it stopped. Not put out or even contained yet, but they've got it moving in a different direction.

She said the other day it was 100 degrees and 2 % humidity.

19 With Barry having zero competition from the Left, that frees up millions of liberals to vote in Republican primaries. They will vote for our weakest candidates and those that align with their core issues the closest.

Let me be clear here, uh, you know, what I am saying is this, um, conservatives and whatnot will not have nearly as much say in nominating their candidate as they think they will andstufflikethat.

Please please please, I don't want to vote for another McCain. Run Forrest Run!

20

Uintah County man cited (Disorderly Conduct) for paying bill with pennies

Dammit, you know what I thought that said.

Argh!

21 Obama sucks down a weiner wiener. Michelle had no comment.

22 introduced himself as an auto-parts salesman and asked out a young congressional staffer
The old "auto-parts salesman" line.
And a calendar with reproductions of etchings of carbs, no doubt.
ROUE!!!

23 Maybe i am missing it, but no one seems to mention the logical explanation for his story. He mistyped as he sent a picture, and his main concern was that the pic would get back to his wife. He quickly came up with a cover story (hacked!) without realizing that the cover was going to make things ugly.

Lets take it step by step. Greg Gutfeld says he should have said he was sending the photo to his wife, and that was my first thought, but this is only a good cover for the public -- his wife would know that it was not possible. Was he talking to her at the time? Has he randomly sent her pics in the past? No, the obvious cover story was fatally flawed for his initial main concern -- saving his marriage.

So he had to say it wasn't him. But why not disown the photo entirely? This too makes sense if you consider his concern about creating a cover that would fool the wife. She would know if it was his dick, or his shorts, and she would get suspicious if he claimed someone hacked into his account and posted a photo that just happened to look exactly like him. He is assuming she is not that stupid. So he was as evasive as he could be, and being a lawyer knew that he had to avoid any hard facts. He left it at "maybe it's me, i don't know how".

So I think that was the evolution of the cover story. He needed something that would convince his wife and he figured the mfm and dems would give him enough cover that his career was not in jeopardy. His initial interviews were hostile and dismissive and that made the situation worse, but he still could not change his story without revealing his lie to his wife.

Right now he is hoping she believes he is a poor persecuted victim, and if you listen to his more recent interviews, he tries to imply this stuff comes with being a politician or because of his name -- this sounds like he has covered this ground with the wife.

Again, as a lawyer he knows the worst thing he can do is change his story. Nothing says guilty like too many excuses. This goes for his connubial cover as well as political.

It is the perfect train wreck.

24 That interview was unreadable.

Was there a point to IMing it rather than just e-mailing responses (so it might have been somewhat comprehensible)?  As it is, it's like a conversation with my mother-in-law.

25 Would Liberals vote for Palin in order to nominate what they think is the GOP's weakest candidate? That is an interesting Q:e4.. what are the contingencies if she announces? Would If she got the nod due to supposedly being our weakest candidate, how would the general election go?

26

for his initial main concern -- saving his marriage.

Eh, that would mean his marriage is more important than his career and I'd need to see some evidence of that.

He immediately started tweeting about hockey instead of getting off the computer and talking to his wife, ya know?

27 Completely Weiner free link.. 

But scratch a leftist and you'll find a fascist every time...  


http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=28076

28 As it is, it's like a conversation with my mother-in-law.
Take that "interview" . . .
PLEASE!

29 I don't get the pearl necklace reference..

30 If anyone is interested, toward the bottom of the Geraghty post (two below here), ace makes his case for and against Palin. It's much calmer than usual because there were only a few people commenting. And he makes some interesting points. Worth a read.

Warning: the mention of "Palin" in this comment is for informational purposes only and is not intended to elicit any additional comments.

31 You Morons so immature

32

Uintah County man cited (Disorderly Conduct) for paying bill with pennies

Dammit, you know what I thought that said.

Argh!

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2011 09:37 AM (XdlcF)

Ha!  I posted this on the last thread:

Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2011 09:02 AM (pW2o

With pleasure.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 04, 2011 09:13 AM (d0Tfm)

Ha!  With all this weiner talk, I read this as:

Posted by K-Y

with pleasure.

33 americandigest dot org mt-archives 5minute arguments ann barnhardt let's mitt Sorry, no tinyurl on BB. Ann really lights into mittens. Required viewing. This is a couple of days old but worth mentioning again.

34 I don't get the pearl necklace reference..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 04, 2011 09:45 AM (qsodE)

I get it, I just refuse to accept one from hubby

35

Uintah County man cited (Disorderly Conduct) for paying bill with pennies

Dammit, you know what I thought that said.

Argh!

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2011 09:37 AM (XdlcF)

So much for legal tender.. 

36 Robert Benchley's "How to Vote" satire

37 He immediately started tweeting about hockey instead of getting off the computer and talking to his wife, ya know?

What are you suggesting, he should have sent her flowers? His cover was that this had nothing to do with her, so why arouse suspicion? His play was to act as normal as possible -- tweet about hockey.

And I am not saying his wife, or his vows, were important. His initial fear was that she would find out and an angry wife is a political liability as well. And remember he is old, ugly, creepy, and looks like mole rat. I am sure he does not want to lose his wife even if he does cheats on her.

38 I don't get the pearl necklace reference.
Just a dumb sex joke.
Grist for a purty good ZZ song, though.
Boys will be boys.
And men will be boys.
And weenies . . .
WHO CAN SAY???

39 The Ladd Ehlinger Jr. interview with @PatriotUSA76... is an interesting (at points, but mainly long and tedious) read. I think the Head Moron is probably going to comment on it later if you want to wait for the Cliff's Notes version.

In grand tradition, Ace's post will somehow be longer.

40 One more Weiner free link..

http://tinyurl.com/3otstl8

41

So much for legal tender.. 

I'd say "rim shot" but I'm sure that would sound dirty to momma somehow...

42 Would Liberals vote for Palin in order to nominate what they think is the GOP's weakest candidate? That is an interesting Q:e4.. what are the contingencies if she announces? Would If she got the nod due to supposedly being our weakest candidate, how would the general election go?
Posted by: Tickbeard
.............
Crossover in a primary happens all the time..  I've voted Dem when my GOP vote didn't matter before.. Here in Illinois, it's open.. but I don't think most states are like that.

Her negatives are through the roof.  Many GOP voters as well as independents wouldn't vote.

43 I don't get the pearl necklace reference...

You know - what smart, hip, savvy Chicago town boys put on when they go out on Friday nights, and spend their Saturday mornings cleaning. What do you use to get those stubborn stains out, Jerry?

44 Bill Maher On Obama: “Anybody Could Be President In This Dumb F*ckin’ Country”**I might have messed up the title a little.

45 You mean where Breitbart smeared a sitting congressman?  That it is officially a nontroversy.

46 Ha Ha we used to say "give a pearl necklace" when you---ohh..

47

I'd say "rim shot" but I'm sure that would sound dirty to momma somehow...

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2011 09:54 AM (XdlcF)

Damn straight.  With two young kids and no time for sex, my mind is in the gutter all the time. Actually, can't blame it on the kids, I've always been like this.

Ever since the dick's dic showed up on twitter, I've been laughing my ass off. There is dirty humor everywhere.

48

I am not clear if I totally understand the full thought pattern behind this.

Me neither.

Cure Tonsil Stone?

49

 His initial fear was that she would find out and an angry wife is a political liability as well.

I don't know what he's thinking, so I probably shouldn't guess. I just am suspicious that he cares much much more for his career than for his wife. That's probably mean and cynical, so I'll stop. Well, mostly I'll stop because I gotta get to the yard work now.

I'll go be mean and cynical to the grass...which I fucking KNOW is growing super fast just to piss me off!!!1!

50

I donÂ’t care how many warts it has. IÂ’ll take that Weenie any day.

51 You mean where Breitbart smeared a sitting congressman?  That it is officially a nontroversy.
Dahling. I do not vant you toosies to fightnik. So now kiss but no pix.

52 Posted by: momma at June 04, 2011 10:00 AM (nWikJ)

There is always time for sex. Why do you think dressing rooms in stores have doors?

53

I don't get the pearl necklace reference...

Jesus, you kids today. Get off my fucking lawn, hippie.

54 Taxpayers lost $6.44 billion on Chrysler bailoutJanuary 2009: Chrysler receives $4 billion loan from TARP
January 2009: Chrysler financial receives $1.5 billion from the Treasury Department
May 2009: Chrysler receives a $1.9 billion debtor in possession loan from the Treasury Department
June 2009: Chrysler receives a $6.6 billion loan from the Treasury Department
Total loaned to Chrysler: $14 billion

Chrysler made the following payments to the federal government:
May 2010: Chrysler pays the Treasury Department $1.9 billion to settle their January 2009 loan.
May 2011: Chrysler pays the Treasury Department $5.1 billion as partial settlement for June 2009 loan.
June 2011: Chrysler pays the Treasury Department $560 million to settle the rest of the June 2009 loan.
Total paid back by Chrysler: $7.56 billion

Total loss to taxpayers ($14 billion – $7.56 billion) = $6.44 billion.

55 Does Weiner have a frickin' laser beam attached to his frickin' head?

56

Total loss to taxpayers ($14 billion – $7.56 billion) = $6.44 billion.

Way to drive out of that ditch!

57 Cure Tonsil Stone?
Dahling, you shoulkd be coming to AOL! We will cure you and
a blessink free of charge we make happy face newskie! Open your
portal to me!!!

58 1928 release, The Treasurer's Report

May as well have been Paulson testifying before Congress. Benchley's expired novelty "humor" tries one's patience though documenting just how long our government has functioned off track.

The more things change, the more competently incompetent Harvard alumni stay the same.

The worst thing is our taking the Ivy Beleaguering abuses, voting for another one just like the other one; all the while, letting them all get away with their ongoing Ponzi schemes dissolving America through official government offices.

59 There's no way I'm reading an IRC chat if it's not about my penis.

60

Total loss to taxpayers ($14 billion – $7.56 billion) = $6.44 billion. -- momma

Way to drive out of that ditch! -- Mama AJ

6 ft. under by the power of 10¹⁰

61 Why do Liberals speak about themselves like this?  It drives me batty.

Cass Sunstein: Don't Hold Me to What I Wrote 8 Years Ago, I Was Young at the Time [He Was 48]



“I’m a lot older now than the author with my name was, and I’m not sure what I think about what that young man wrote,” Sunstein, 56, told the House panel. “Things written as an academic are not a legitimate part of what we do as a government official. So I am not focusing on sentences that a young Cass Sunstein wrote years ago. So the answer is no.”

62 I don't get the pearl necklace reference... 

It's always with trepidation that I type an unknown phrase into Urban Dictonary.   I always get more of an education than I really want. 

63 It's always with trepidation that I type an unknown phrase into Urban Dictonary.   I always get more of an education than I really want. 

Posted by: someone at June 04, 2011 10:17 AM (bqjJT)

Just think about all the chicks out there that told their boyfriends, 'Sure!  I'd LOVE a pearl necklace!'

64 Benchley's expired novelty "humor" tries one's patience
Dahlink, so do I agree! That man---I hate!--he in "Road to Oxbridge"--a fool!
Also---entre nous--he drank and tipsy once sent pix to me. TO ME!!!
No suchnik nonsense on AOL!

65 Ready for a shock folks?

Current list of possible candidates (have indicated at one time or another of possible run) and what I know about them so far. (24 possible candidates)

Herman Cain - Conservative
Newt Gingrich – Populist blows with the wind or just blows period. 
Gary Johnson - Libertarian
Fred Karger - ? Most likely liberal wants 16 year olds to vote  
Andy Martin - ? Birther
Jimmy McMillan – Democrat “rent’s to high” why wants to run as R is unknown
Roy Moore - ? Social Con?
Tim Pawlenty – Moderate AGW gun grabber socialized medicine etc.
Buddy Roemer - ?
Mitt Romney – Liberal also ran, blows with the wind
Rick Santorum – ? social con
Rudy Guiliiani – Liberal, likes to cross over
Jon Hunstman – Liberal DIABLO
Michelle Bachmann – conservative
Sarah Palin – conservative
George Pataki - ?
Thad McCotter - ?
Jim DeMint - Conservative
Rick Perry – Moderate but may be tilting to the right
Peter King - ?
John Bolton - ?
Mike Huckabee – religious liberal
Haley Barbour - ?
Mitch Daniels - ? record is mixed

66 Weiner stepped on his dick when he was trying to concoct an explanation that he really meant to send the dick pick to his wife?  This wiener is seriously bent.

67

It's always with trepidation that I type an unknown phrase into Urban Dictonary.   I always get more of an education than I really want. 

I'm pretty sure the NY Post knows precisely what a pearl necklace is and why Anthony Weiner's wife probably shouldn't be wearing one when she shows her face in public for the first time in a week.

This damage control firm Weiner hired should be sued for malpractice.

68 Someone might want tell Huma to stow the pearl necklaces for a while and go with a nice ivory broach or something.

Posted by: someguy at June 04, 2011 09:21 AM (iIQ0a)

Frankly, the only thing I find interesting about this whole thing is whether Huma is going to act the offended (or protective) wife in this whole incident?  Or whether it will be implicitly acknowledged that the Abedin-Weiner relationship is all just a cover for the Hillary-Huma relationship.

So far, I don't see her invisibility as legitimizing the Abedin-Weiner relationship.  She ought either be the offended, innocent spouse; or, the protective spouse standing by her man.  That she won't do either makes it look like she doesn't give a rip.  (Or, perhaps, the MBM isn't curious - i.e., they assume the relationship is a cover, and not wanting to acknowledge that there is that possibility.)

But that's just me.

69

Your tax dollars at work:

Boston bus drivers only suspended for playing chicken ... with their busses ... nearly running down a cop.

70 Weinerdude's mistake was that he didn't have Houston Police officers take the photo.

71 this thread reminds me of

http://imgur.com/M0gyL

72 and of course the site eats the link
http://imgur.com/M0gyL

73 In case yesterday's Romney news wasn't enough there is THIS.

74 Yeah, blame the site. It's the shot of tequila you had with breakfast!

75 fuck this is too early for this shit
http://i51.tinypic.com/15wdsp1.gif

76 For those interested Apocalypse Now is just starting on EPIX1. Forgot that Harrison Ford was in this movie.

77

“I’m a lot older now than the author with my name was, and I’m not sure what I think about what that young man wrote,” Sunstein, 56, told the House panel. “Things written as an academic are not a legitimate part of what we do as a government official. So I am not focusing on sentences that a young Cass Sunstein wrote years ago. So the answer is no.”

Hmm, I'm no expert by any means (unless a lifetime of watching crazy people do crazy things counts), but that sounds less like snark and more like someone whose meds aren't quite dialed in. In any case, there's something that's not quite right. Um, why did he write something he didn't belive in? Was he writing about a subject that he now has influence over? Sounds like he's trying to weasel his way out of a question.

And all your formatting are belong to me.

78 Don't Hold Me to What I Wrote 8 Years Ago, I Was Young at the Time

And 8 years is such an arbitrary number too..  

79
That's because his dad is there to bid him farewell every morning, but he's taken the embarrassment factor to a new level -- he's always wearing a crazy costume.

You know, if I'm on a jury to determine if this young man committed a crime against his father - murder, attempted murder, beating the bat snot out of dad with a baseball bat, giving dad a completely inappropriate gift for father's day - I'm going to have to cast a 'not guilty, completely justified' vote.

Just sayin' is all.

80

That she won't do either makes it look like she doesn't give a rip.  (Or, perhaps, the MBM isn't curious - i.e., they assume the relationship is a cover, and not wanting to acknowledge that there is that possibility.)

Oh, I think Huma is probably dropping the ban hammer this weekend and giving Flashy Tony his walking papers.

Jesus Christ, they're making pearl necklace jokes about her in the fucking newspaper. I mean, how big a sign do you need that you're in a horribly bad marriage to a piece of shit pervert?

What's next ... reporting on Huma getting a facial?

81 Posted by: Vic at June 04, 2011 10:20 AM (M9Ie6)

What about me? I'd get my vote. That makes it a possibility. Like Dumb and Dumber "so you're saying there's a chance" kind of possibility, but a possibility nonetheless.

I'll stay out of it. I'd hate to split the vote. That would be criminal, seeing as how I truly believe that this election is the most important of all.

82 Come on, vingnutz!  Vhat Cass Sunstein did durink ze var is in ze past!  I'm sure he's a great guy now!

83 And if 8 years is too long ago.. Don't judge me by what I said even 6 years ago.. 

5 is still in the gray area..

In fact..  Even stuff I wrote last week shouldn't be used to hold me accountable.. 

Even what I said three seconds ago. 

84 Oh, I think Huma is probably dropping the ban hammer this weekend and giving Flashy Tony his walking papers.

Posted by: someguy at June 04, 2011 10:32 AM (iIQ0a)

Certainly makes sense from her standpoint, but I wonder whether Hillary - the enabler in chief - will see it that way . . . ?

85 Rabid beavers attack man in Philadelphia?????? Where is Wyatt Earp?????

86 I'll miss Weinergate. It was nice to have another laughingstock besides El JEFe. Soon, however, vacation will be over and we'll have to get back to our dismal reality.

87 animation is too crisp but this is pretty good (for the Doctor Who fans)
http://tinyurl.com/4xj2yh3

88

Posted by: someguy at June 04, 2011 10:32 AM (iIQ0a)

Liked this part myself from your link:

her husband was busy weaseling out of a long-scheduled speaking engagement at last night's Wisconsin Democratic Convention.

89 So far, I don't see her invisibility as legitimizing the Abedin-Weiner relationship.
Ah! Harken back, if you Will, to Lee Marvin and the Weimar Republik.
Once bitten twice shy, as they said in some rock song.
As true today as it was then.
HOLD THAT LINE!!!

90 her husband was busy weaseling out of a long-scheduled speaking engagement at last night's Wisconsin Democratic Convention.

Huma to Flashy Tony: Cancel your events. We need to talk.

91 the anti-circumcision have gone anti-semetic

http://tinyurl.com/3k6jr5u

follow the link in the story to the comic

92 It's always with trepidation that I type an unknown phrase into Urban Dictonary.   I always get more of an education than I really want.

Tell me about it. I need to change my middle name.

93

<gasp> <wheeze>

Should have started work before it was 9:30 and 87 degrees. Wimping out of doing a lot in the sunny front yard...

Gotta love InstaP's take on the subject of the month:

>>I think thereÂ’s an important point in the comic value: The people who think theyÂ’re smart enough, and morally superior enough, to run everyone elseÂ’s lives are risible. TheyÂ’re not smart enough, and theyÂ’re actually, overall, morally inferior

94 Tell me about it. I need to change my middle name.

Posted by: Tickbeard Tossed Salad McGillicutty at June 04, 2011 10:41 AM (NjVr

Tell me about it.

95 I still love mommy. She meant well.

96 the anti-circumcision have gone anti-semetic

The comic is available via PDF.. read that this morning..

It's painfully obvious that it is anti-semetic..  

There is a Rabbi who holds a family hostage in order to perform a bris (Spelling?)  and a doctor who ties up a mom in order to circumcise her son..

All thwarted by a Aryan superhero with the image of a uncircumcised dickhead on his chest. 

On the plus side..   The guy knows how to draw comic book women..    

97
 There's been so much rain here lately the lawns are doing happy dances. Twice a week mowings are a bit much, methinks. Bur it does look superb, after .

98

"I'll miss Weinergate."

It's been fun, but look, there are a lot of things political wives can and will put up with ... but being made a laughingstock isn't one of them.

Huma Abedin needs to be taken seriously to be effective in her job. If everyone's making crude sperm jewelry jokes about her and sniggering behind her back everywhere she goes ... that undercuts her effectiveness in her leadership position.

And lookit ... she's fucking hot. She could find a replacement trophy husband in about five minutes in Washington, D.C.

She can't be made the butt of his jokes and the thing about flashers is they're uncontrollable. Flashers need to flash. They can't help themselves. Tony is going to get caught doing this again because he's got a disease that he can't control and there are a lot of teenie groupies out there who want to be famous.

My prediction: Flashy Tony curbed this weekend.

99 Huma to Flashy Tony: Cancel your events. We You need to talk to the Clintons.

Posted by: someguy at June 04, 2011 10:39 AM (iIQ0a)

FIFY

100 the image of a uncircumcised dickhead on his chest. 

Posted by: Dave C at June 04, 2011 10:44 AM (bZIfY)

only good thing about it as it's a funny logo

101

There's been so much rain here lately the lawns are doing happy dances.

We didn't have a ton this spring so I'm not exactly sure why everything went nuts. The blackberry bushes are over six feet tall, the rose bush exploded into many 7ft tall shoots, etc. etc. And the lawn was starting to go to seed after only one week.

I knew trying to do the yard work would be challenging, but I need the exercise. Hopefully the high nineties and above temps now will slow down the grass. No rain in sight; burn ban now for the state, actually.

102 Forgot that Harrison Ford was in this movie.
Understandable. He was lousy in that small role.
And in "The Conversation."
Actually, lousy in just about everything, big and small.
Except "Working Girl."
Which had references to weenies.
tee hee

103 Huma Abedin needs to be taken seriously to be effective in her job. If everyone's making crude sperm jewelry jokes about her and sniggering behind her back everywhere she goes ... that undercuts her effectiveness in her leadership position.

Posted by: someguy at June 04, 2011 10:45 AM (iIQ0a)

Not so sure - Hillary got away with it - played the victim card.

And just what is Huma's job, anyway?  New title, maybe, but I wonder if the "duties" are any different . . .

104

Democrat weener twitter is here to dick us. After all, he is a democrat.

 

105 We're swingers. We are going on the View to talk about how horrible it is to be discriminated against. Before you know it, we'll be heroes to The Lifestyle. The Lifestyle will be a special interest group, and Tony and I will get into all the right parties. Problem solved. Have you seen my keys?

106

Mikey Kaus wonders "Is Wolfe too strange to be true or just strange enough?"

I gotta go with just strange enough.

107 Have you seen my keys?
My dear, they are sitting atop Margo's juicebox. Let me
call you a limo. No, I insist.

108

Not so sure - Hillary got away with it - played the victim card.

Yea, but if you remember Hillary wasn't really in politics yet when that happened. She needed Bill.

Huma Abedin is a powerful woman in her own right. She has long been working directly in politics and she achieved her power long before she ever crossed paths with Flashy Tony.

Hillary needed Bill.

Huma needs Flashy Tony taking his weiner for frequent walks like she needs a fucking hole in the head.

My prediction stands: Huma kicks Flashy Tony to the curb.

109 fuck this is too early for this shit
http://i51.tinypic.com/15wdsp1.gif

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2011 10:30 AM (Ig1Wo)

Sounds like he's adopted the Glenn Beck/Zuhdi  Jasser view of Islam, which is a fantasy.  Other than Allen West, no politician ever takes on this subject.  Even West hasn't said what he'd do about it, but a girl can dream, can't she?  And unless I miss my guess John Bolton knows what's what and would probably be working on it under the radar if he ever made it to the top spot.

110 Lawrence Eagleburger has slipped the mortal coil.  He was 80.  So this weekend alone we've had Dr. Death, James Arness, and now Eagleburger.   

111 I just read that Gene Simmons from kiss is a libtard. WTF. I really don't need to know. When will these "Entertainers" understand that they lose credability from at least half of the population once they open their pie holes. I'm bummed.

112 BTW, who was the Brit politician that the tabloids kept saying Hildebeast is carrying on with?  I had to suspend my disbelief that any man would ever be attracted to her, but they sure looked smitten with each other in all the pix the papers were running.  Besides working for her, what was the event with Huma that set everyone off about her and her boss having a thang for each other?

113 Al Qaeda's  man in Pakistan, Kashimiri, goes BOOM!

From Hot Air.

114 http://leestranahan.com/weinergate-going-where-the-facts-take-us-2
O.K.
I did NOT read it.
But I have a feeling that if I did I would be more informed.
The choice is yours.
P.S.: I suspect he talks about Ace and Poker and weenies.

115 Lawrence Eagleburger has slipped the mortal coil.  He was 80.  So this weekend alone we've had Dr. Death, James Arness, and now Eagleburger.   

Posted by: RushBabe at June 04, 2011 11:05 AM (Ew27I)

Looks like I won the death pool.  My entries for next death pool are as follows:

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Abe Vigoda

Dick Clark

116 114, I wonder if they used the Bin Swimmins information?

117

the problem is not his wife, Huma Weiner

the problem is she won't Huma Weiner

118

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 04, 2011 11:09 AM (NtTkA)

Oooh, ooh, tell us about your dinner with LTC West.

119

the problem is she won't Huma Weiner

 

She can't whistle while she works?

120 119, Overnight thread, comment 308.

121 Posted by: someguy at June 04, 2011 10:58 AM (iIQ0a)

You people really think I cheat on her? How many times do I have to explain this. Someone pranked me!

122 I bet that Huma is starting to have her doubts about Tony.

The rest of us, including the porn star, are not.  No doubts at all.

123

Translation: He did nothing wrong, it was all the work of a right-wing villain. The lefty Internet fever swamps followed WeinerÂ’s lead, concocting (or at least insinuating) elaborate conspiracy theories involving conservative publisher-activist Andrew Breitbart, the Koch brothers, Justice Clarence ThomasÂ’s wife, and the entire parade of horribles plaguing their imagination.

Heh. Leftwing losers.

124 I have heard many rumors about Hillary, Oprah, Wiener all being gay and marrying for appearances. Knowing all of the work and personal-legal commitment that goes along with marriage, I just can't see it.

125 113 BTW, who was the Brit politician that the tabloids kept saying Hildebeast is carrying on with?

David Miliband.  But that's an old rumor. 

Hillary Clinton falls for 'vibrant, attractive' David Miliband

Maybe there's another potential Hillary crush?

126

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 04, 2011 11:11 AM (yQWNf)

I didn't see that anyone fingered Larry.  Did you remember to resubmit your pick yesterday?

127 125 I know Oprah never married but she made a big deal about Eric Holder.

128 Re leestranahan and dat link thang:
So I went. I saw. It SUCKS!
His five minutes are up.

129 Hi, Kratos!  When do you officially graj-ee-ate from the State Penn?

130

I didn't see that anyone fingered Larry.  Did you remember to resubmit your pick yesterday?

Posted by: RushBabe at June 04, 2011 11:18 AM (Ew27I)

We seriously have a death pool here at AoSHQ?

131 damn, tomaters are showing signs of being sun burnt

132 130 Hi, Kratos!  When do you officially graj-ee-ate from the State Penn?

Hey RB. 

lol, I have to be out by September.  Righ now I'm slowly, but surely getting everything together. 

How's everything with you?

133 Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 04, 2011 11:09 AM (NtTkA)

Don't believe everything you read.

134 I am not a crook.

135

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 04, 2011 11:13 AM (NtTkA)

Did not get to ask him why he didn't vote to cut that 10 billion. I can't remember what it was for.

In Jan/Feb Marsha Blackburn had an $11B across-the-board cut (IIRC) in H.R. 1 to cut all agency budgets except the State Dept., Pentagon, military and VA, and he voted no on that and voted yes for the funding to build school-affiliated clinics that somehow tie in with EbolaCare.  The last one is the one he gave a weird explanation for, something like "I don't want to chip away at ObamaCare" (as opposed to killing it in one fell swoop).  Previously he said he would chip away at it.

136 Al Qaeda's man in Pakistan, Kashimiri, goes BOOM! Still can't find that "OFF" switch, eh, Barry?

137 Oh joy.  Habanero pepper is ripe.  D'oh wants me to find an old recipe for habanero ice cream I have somewhere. 

And damn, it's hot here.  Supposed to be 98 tomorrow.

138 guess I can pick up the Legend blu-ray today

139 Oh joy.  Habanero pepper is ripe.  D'oh wants me to find an old recipe for habanero ice cream I have somewhere. 

And damn, it's hot here.  Supposed to be 98 tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2011 11:34 AM (UOM4

you need a Bhut Jolokia plant

140 CannonFire has declared victory over Gooding and all the right in the war of technical explanations of the Weiner tweet. How do come back from that? Is Weinergate going to dissolve before our ryes?

141

We seriously have a death pool here at AoSHQ?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 04, 2011 11:23 AM (yQWNf)

Nope, but lots of folks go here.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 04, 2011 11:26 AM (c0A3e)

Meh, same old, same old.  Your life is far more exciting what with graduating and going on to work in scary military facilities.  BTW, there's a new fiction novel, A Heartbeat Away, I just read that also deals with bioweapons simultaneously exploding during a State of the Union address.  The back of the book lists the order of presidential succession.  If we get to #18, it's the Sec of Ag!

142

you need a Bhut Jolokia plant

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2011 11:37 AM (Ig1Wo)

Yeah.  A friend of ours has one.  We spent a weekend in Greenville, SC last summer, and on Saturday they have an amazing market on Main Street.  There was a guy who grows every.single.pepper you can imagine.  Husband bought a "sample pack" and we had a pepper tasting party.  Whew.

143 How do come back from that? Is Weinergate going to dissolve before our ryes?

Posted by: sam bonner at June 04, 2011 11:37 AM (kDqbt)

On Cavuto's biz show this morning he used at least 10 innuendos re Weinergate.  The damage has been done to Ichabod's reputation, but there's no way he'd ever have the decency to resign.  Resume enhancer, you know.

144

Yeah.  A friend of ours has one.  We spent a weekend in Greenville, SC last summer, and on Saturday they have an amazing market on Main Street.  There was a guy who grows every.single.pepper you can imagine.  Husband bought a "sample pack" and we had a pepper tasting party.  Whew.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2011 11:40 AM (UOM4

yeah, started growing ghost chilies this year to go with my thai chilies. Can't wait to break out the surgical gloves and pick them

145 136, It was a military Themed event raising money for the USO. His speech made you want to get a gun and kill an evildoer. Not a lot of politics, some boiler plate. The personal interactions I was hoping for was sparse. Although I got to hear many conversations he was having with others, all the same shit. You are our hero, we support you, run for Pres, blah blah blah. It's easy to see how a person without strong Character would get caught up in themselves with the parade of sycophants. I mean complete drooling ass kissers. He seemed grounded and unaffected.

146 The (fascist) regime doubles down?  Connolly urges dems not to testify before Issa.

147 WEINER - it's what's for breakfast!

148
I just read that Gene Simmons from kiss is a libtard.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 04, 2011 11:09 AM

Simmons may be a libtard, but at least he's now anti-Obama. The Israel "policies" did it.

"I voted for an idea. What I didn't realize I was getting was an idealist."
--Gene Simmons, May 21 2011

149 Weiner Porn Fun Fact:

When referring to "head shots from the casting couch," on the West Coast it usually means another person is involved.

150

yeah, started growing ghost chilies this year to go with my thai chilies. Can't wait to break out the surgical gloves and pick them

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2011 11:45 AM (Ig1Wo)

Ever see the videos where these idiots eat ghost chilis and record the effects. They're hilarious

151 Never yank a prankster Stiffly Stiffersons! Zoink!

152 OK, while finishing up my night's tasks, I had on the Saturday morning "business" shows on Fox.

I haven't seen any of 'em in a long while, I guess. WHoo-eee!  Where oh where did they dig up the commies to fill out their "panels" with?  What's the point? I mean, when the economy is this bad, it's pretty much simple arithmetic.  But the commies on the panels are like Alan Colmes, after he has a shot of Keith Olbermann and "Ed Show" body fliuds (no brain fluids left there, I'm afraid). More spending!!  More Unions!! More Obama!!!!!

If this is where Fox went since I last watched, there ain't no "media" no more.  Just youtube.

I need eye bleach.

153

Ever see the videos where these idiots eat ghost chilis and record the effects. They're hilarious

Posted by: beedubya at June 04, 2011 11:55 AM (AnTyA)

yeah, Ive seen those and the chilies really are fucking brutal. Make chili with them and you will be fucked up for a day and a half while pissing out of your asshole for a week (my stomach has finally settled after last week's fair)

154
CannonFire has declared victory over Gooding and all the right in the war of technical explanations of the Weiner tweet.

How do come back from that? Is Weinergate going to dissolve before our ryes?
Posted by: sam bonner at June 04, 2011 11:37 AM

1) Cannonfire has been disproved. Sorry I don't have the link, but his theory doesn't hold water on several levels. One is that it still requires a hack (knowledge of a password), and the other is some technical gobbledygook that I can't help you with. Bottom line: Urban legend.

2) You may not know, but another worm has turned. There's excellent evidence that the intended recipient of the dicpic was not the comely coed Gennette Cordova, but porn star Ginger Lee. This opens up a whole new avenue of inquiry.

3) Even MSM are unlikely to leave it alone. Breitbart has noted that Dana Bash is an aggrieved Hillary supporter and angry on behalf of Huma. She is also doubtless angry at having insultingly stupid lies shoveled into her face and having her producer called a jackass. I note she also seems to be about seven months pregnant. She's probably in no mood to let some philandering groom off the hook.

155 CNN BREAKING NEWS Obama ate a hot dog see he's normal or something

156

Hillary needed Bill.

Huma needs Flashy Tony taking his weiner for frequent walks like she needs a fucking hole in the head.

My prediction stands: Huma kicks Flashy Tony to the curb.

Posted by: someguy at June 04, 2011 10:58 AM (iIQ0a)

She has never had a job (other than her original WH internship) for which she was not beholden to Hillary - I think she is nowhere without Hillary.  And I think "someone" felt the Weiner marriage would help preserve/secure that connection. 

Not so sure there is a distinction with a difference.  We know how Billary handles these pesky little snags - so, we'll see if the same scenario plays out.

157
Further after my #155:

4) Many Dems are realizing Weiner is toxic. This includes Chris Matthews, who says this could cost the Dems 10-12 House seats. An exaggeration probably, but they're itching to get this guy under the bus on account of the damage he's doing to the Democrat brand.

158 I like hot peppers.  I love habanero sauces.  I don't see the point of insanely hot anything, other than to make more pepper spray.

159 I just read that Gene Simmons from kiss is a libtard. WTF. I really don't need to know. When will these "Entertainers" understand that they lose credibility from at least half of the population once they open their pie holes. I'm bummed.

He's Israeli. His birth name was Chaim Witz. His liberalism is pretty much encoded in his... genes. On the other hand he's a huge supporter of the military and capitalism.

When he first came to the U.S. as a child, he couldn't speak a word of English, had never walked on a paved street, and didn't know what television was. His mother and her brother were the only survivors of a large Hungarian family that was exterminated in Nazi death camps.

Gene is an old-fashioned, classical liberal, like JFK.

160 I'm reading CannonFire's latest entry. I think it represents a division in the pro-Hillary faction.

The blog holds itself out as anti-Obama and, even more so, anti-Kos. He's also brought up Seixon - the guy who, many years back, got into a war with Larry Johnson (who runs the blog No Quarter now). This is the sort of thing only PUMAs would remember.

For grins I checked out No Quarter. There's an anti-Weiner post in 31 May and then... crickets. I think Larry Johnson is holding out for word from Huma.

HillBuzz, by contrast, has pushed against the Weiner... but then, it's morphed into an anti-Democrat-Party site since 2008.

161
> 158 4) Many Dems are realizing Weiner is toxic.

Thank God for Republican women!

162 I like hot peppers.  I love habanero sauces.  I don't see the point of insanely hot anything, other than to make more pepper spray.

Posted by: K~Bob at June 04, 2011 12:03 PM (mlAGu)

makes you grow a huge set of balls and it makes for great material for shit-talking at the bar

163

An exaggeration probably, but they're itching to get this guy under the bus on account of the damage he's doing to the Democrat brand.

That's why we all need to be very careful to be supportive of Huma and not call for the resignation of Flashy Tony Weiner.

We want him around to kick around. If he quits, those House seats probably stay Democrat.

So keep it up with the investigative pieces, but do not call for his resignation. We need him twisting slowly in the wind ... not cut loose. Next step is to convene House subcommittee hearings on "cybersecurity" to keep the issue alive and newsworthy and possibly to subpoena the Twitter IP address logs.

164 You forgot to add the obligatory, ", but mostly for shit-talking at the bar."

165 Sarah Palin:  Barack Obama is Lying.

166 You forgot to add the obligatory, ", but mostly for shit-talking at the bar."

Posted by: K~Bob at June 04, 2011 12:07 PM (mlAGu)

thought that was always implied

167 Posted by: Llarry at June 04, 2011 12:03 PM (SI/pw)

Uh, Israel has had paved streets and television for a very long time. That time-line might be a bit...off.

168 63 I don't get the pearl necklace reference... 

It's always with trepidation that I type an unknown phrase into Urban Dictonary.   I always get more of an education than I really want. 
LMAO - I never would have looked into it myself until you pointed it out.  Now I'm going to have to pull out my ZZ Top albums and listen to that song again under this new context.

169 156 CNN BREAKING NEWS
Obama ate a hot dog see he's normal or something

Wouldn't want to be him when Moochelle gets hold of him. 

170 We now have Apaches involved in our illegal war in Libya. I predict that the videos of downed aircraft and captured pilots will be seen in days, not weeks. http://goo.gl/Ho42E

171 OK, I've wrapped up for the night. I think I'll get a few z's, then wake up and have a nice, crisp, Yuengling for breakfast.  Mmmmm.  With bacon, maybe.


Nahhh, why fool myself? Everyone knows it's "a beer and a bump," not "a beer and a side of bacon."  But then, bacon goes well with everything, so in set theoretic terms, that includes "going well with a beer and a bump."

I'll sleep on it. Maybe have a beer, first.

Catch you'se 'roons later.

172

@ 160

He's Israeli. His birth name was Chaim Weiner Witz.

FIFY

173

Urban Dictionary: pearl necklace ... "one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man."

Hahaha. That's hilarious.

174 BTW:

A First Lady going on another trip. OY!

First Lady Obama to Visit South Africa and Botswana June 21-26th

Accompanying Mrs. Obama on this trip will be her mother, Mrs. Robinson and her daughters, Malia and Sasha Obama.

175

Hahaha. That's hilarious.

Posted by: someguy at June 04, 2011 12:16 PM (iIQ0a)

hey now, you know it's true love when a girl lets you cum in her face

176 You can stop with the sophomoric jokes now.  I am officially having my name changed!

177

I'm reading CannonFire's latest entry. I think it represents a division in the pro-Hillary faction.

The blog holds itself out as anti-Obama and, even more so, anti-Kos. He's also brought up Seixon - the guy who, many years back, got into a war with Larry Johnson (who runs the blog No Quarter now). This is the sort of thing only PUMAs would remember.

I don't have a clue what his politics or motivation is but I read his theory on Weinergate and it has more holes in it than the US budget and does more to incriminate Weiner than to get him off.

Weiner sad he never had been to yfrog before he saw the dick in his tweet. He then clicked the dic and was taken to yfrog which had other pictures of his according to Weiner.

You have to authorise yfrog to be connected to twitter and Weiner didn't do that according to Weiner.

Blackberry automatically uses yfrog as a default when you email or tweet pictures from your blackberry. Most people don't know this, I didn't and I have a blackberry.

Weiner sent the errant dickpic and saw it in his public tweets and clicked on it. If you are logged in to your twitter account it will take you to your yfrog page if you are signed  into your twitter account and the pic you clicked on is one you sent which is what happened with Weiner. This bypasses the authorization for you but doesn't let anyone else access it.

To email something to someone elses yfrog you have to have their yfrog email which yfrog automatically adds a password to. Weiner never saw yfrog before so he couldn't have emailed anyone from yfrog. To get the yfrog email he would have had to have been hacked.

This is my understanding from a couple of people ace linked to that did the yfrog tests.

178 Sushi and Malaria are on their way to Botswana along with Moochelle? I didn't know they had pubs in Botswana!

179 Chrysler has repaid every dime and more

"and more"? Aside from the lie, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Chrysler is now giving money to the government for shits and giggles?

Tell me again why you think this fuckwit is a brilliant man, 52%.

180
"American industry is back."
-- Barack Obama, June 2011

181 We now have Apaches involved in our illegal war in Libya. I predict that the videos of downed aircraft and captured pilots will be seen in days, not weeks. http://goo.gl/Ho42E Posted by: Bugler at June 04, 2011 12:12 PM (VXBR1) Note that these are British Apaches, not American. Meaning that it's even MORE likely that it's going to turn into an unholy NATO goat-fuck. Not because the Brits are less competent as attack helo pilots, but because any shot-down helo pilots are going to be basically fucked by the British chain-of-command, and their limited resources. Remember the British sailors captured by the Iranians a couple of years ago? http://tinyurl.com/422qcjd

182
the above quote is yet another "decree" by Obama.

He says so, therefore it is.

183 174 Urban Dictionary: pearl necklace ... "one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man." Hahaha. That's hilarious. Posted by: someguy at June 04, 2011 12:16 PM (iIQ0a) YUP. Right up there with pissing all over the toilet seat instead of leaving it in the "up" position!

184 Say what you will about someguy, but his #164 has a lot of, um, punch to it. "We have received allegations that some of our supporters have been involved in criminal activities on our behalf. We take these very seriously, and we demand an investigation." No, please, not the briar patch!

CannonFire is claiming that this would end up as a "fishing expedition". Weeelll.... that blog is also claiming a criminal conspiracy involving Breitbart and even Malkin. If he's right, then he shouldn't worry about a "fishing expedition" - it may catch something he likes.

CF, deep down, knows better. Hence the blustering tone and the prolix style of his posts this week.

185 Yesterday, I posted this:

Just walked in my house and Brian Williams news cast was on.  He did this 'week in review' thing and I just couldn't believe my ears.

It slammed Romney for his 'working man jeans' and 'hiding a teleprompter in a hale bail'

Then called Palin 'all about her' tour.

If anyone sees this segment in video, someone here should post it.  It was amazing.  I know none of us watch the Big 3 nightly news anymore, but you will be stunned to hear what mouth breathers are hearing on a daily basis.


Everything you could slam Obama on, they basically twisted it and used it to slam Rs with.

Oh, they also said 'Weiner' matter was private, but because of the viral situation in which we live, it has now been forced into the spotlight.

Posted by: momma 
......

Well, I found the 3.51 min video.  If you haven't watched the Nightly news in awhile (and need an excuse to not do yard work), watch this.  It is amazing what passes for news (actually, how they report it).  No wonder every one hates the GOP and loves the Dems and Obama.

Here's the video (HULU)

186 I like hot peppers.  I love habanero sauces.  I don't see the point of insanely hot anything, other than to make more pepper spray.

Posted by: K~Bob at June 04, 2011 12:03 PM (mlAGu)

makes you grow a huge set of balls and it makes for great material for shit-talking at the bar

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2011 12:06 PM

Gosh, I hope not.  I love the hot peppers and have one with most every meal, but I don't want testicles.  Cayennes are especially tasty in their green and ripened and dried state, but serranos will do.

187 Huma Weiner.
Funny name.
But seriously, which man (or woman)  among us would not be proud to marry a woman who seriously believes and worships  the sun shines from Hillary's asshole?

This is fucked up. Worshipping Hillary

188 First Lady Obama to Visit South Africa and Botswana June 21-26th

Accompanying Mrs. Obama on this trip will be her mother, Mrs. Robinson and her daughters, Malia and Sasha Obama.


Hello, Reggie... 

189

Hey guys - so how's this Summer of Recovery working out for you?  I know that it's still spring, meteorologically speaking, and it's going to be tough to beat the huge gains we made in last years Recovery Summer.  But still - if McDonald's can just keep hiring people the news will be so good for us that I just might be president in 2016!!

Grey skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face ....

190

does anyone else think it is a strange optic for Obama to be eating a hot dog during Weiner Week? I mean, what signal is he sending to Mr. Weiner?

I think someone should've chosen something else "folksy" for him to eat and had him leave the weiner alone.

191 I have a question.  Why/how did my hash change? 

My hash was this:

Posted by: momma at June 01, 2011 09:10 PM (penCf)

192 I have a question.  Why/how did my hash change? 

Duh - Obviously your facebook was hacked.  I told you it happens all the time, thousands of times every day.

193

Everything you could slam Obama on, they basically twisted it and used it to slam Rs with.

My mom's priest is a conservative, old-school Catholic.  I asked if he has mentioned anything about Israel and how they're being targeted.  She said, "Aren't they the bad ones"

Oy.

194

I think someone should've chosen something else "folksy" for him to eat and had him leave the weiner alone.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 04, 2011 12:33 PM (RZ8pf)

Well, watermelon was a non-starter!

195 Oh, there's more. Just go to www.sharingmyhusbandsangryinch.com

196 YUP. Right up there with pissing all over the toilet seat instead of leaving it in the "up" position!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2011 12:23 PM (kUaEF)

Hubby use to say that he always left his clothes on the floor, for me to pick up, because he was helping me keep my stomach in shape because I had to bend over and pick the clothes up.

I retorted: 'Cool. But a real man would have used 'sex' for that excuse, not laundry.'

He no longer leaves his clothes on the floor

197 Posted by: momma at June 04, 2011 12:34 PM (nWikJ)


Plus, didn't someone on this site have a hash very similar to this?

198 Well, watermelon was a non-starter!

And it was to my delight, .

/That joke is too obvious. 

199 Uh, Israel has had paved streets and television for a very long time. That time-line might be a bit...off.

No. Simmons was raised in poverty on a kibbutz.

200

     The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran over to help.  "My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop. 

     "The car hit you from behind," the officer said.  "How could you tell it was your mother-in-law?"

    "I recognized the laugh!"

201 so how's this Summer of Recovery working out for you?
 
This ain't the garden of Eden,
This ain't the summer of love.

202 OBAMA INSPIRED SHIP, Funded By Obama’s Pals, Sets Off to Join Jew-Hating Leftist-Islamist Gaza Flotilla IIa ship named “The Audacity of Hope” to smash through the Gaza Blockade. Well they’ve finally raised enough cash and the American ship is set to joint this year’s Gaza-bound “Freedom Flotilla 2” in June.

203 Isn't it time for another Weiner thread?

204 Are they even called hashes?  I'm curious as to why mine changed when I haven't changed providers, or locations.

205 I thought we were All Weiner All the Time.

206 Where's the coverage of the assault on the West Point cadet?

207

An ethics investigation is coming.

208
a change in servers will change the hash

209 206 I thought we were All Weiner All the Time. Posted by: rdbrewer at June 04, 2011 12:51 PM (90skP) Are you up for that?

210 208

An ethics investigation is coming.

Is that premature?  Or is it merely forth-coming, .  

/These lame jokes just write themselves.

211 This is now officially the Afternoon Weiner Thread. The thread for Up and Comers!

212

Weiner sad he never had been to yfrog

So you have to believe him to think he could not have been hacked that way.

If he's lying about not going to yfrog, then he could have been hacked that way.

:-)

 

213 My morning cup of DOOM! was in the sidebar: Housing Bust Now Larger than Great Depression. Unprecendented!

214 Weiner threads lasting longer than 4 hours require immediate medical attention. From a sexy 18 year old nurse in a garter belt and crotchless panties...

215
These penis jokes have become tiresome and stale.

216 Not everything the Wisconsin Congress is up to is pro the taxpayers. It sounds awfully like a political payoff for former endorsements but you decide:
 
Milwaukee taxpayers once again would have to pay most fired police officers while they appeal their dismissals under a provision Republicans tucked into the state budget in the wee hours Friday.

"All this bill does is allow the unscrupulous officers we fire for untruthfulness to game the system at taxpayer expense," Milwaukee Police Chief Edward Flynn said. "It is well known that officers in that position delay justice as long as possible, collecting money for no work."
 
This was a Republican push and it sucks. We need to call this stuff out when 'our' side is doing it too.

217 214 My morning cup of DOOM! was in the sidebar: Housing Bust Now Larger than Great Depression. Unprecendented! Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2011 12:56 PM (FcR7P) Ummm, can I get a C Minus for extra credit work?

218 I have a question.  Why/how did my hash change? 

Are you in a different location??...or maybe picking up someone elses's wireless?

219 216 These penis jokes have become tiresome and stale. Posted by: Dick Johnson at June 04, 2011 12:56 PM (cwFVA) Limp and cheesy.

220

Housing Bust Now Larger than Great Depression.

Oh, now we're moving on to boob jokes?

That'll perk up the thread.

221 How come my hash is "Queef?" Oh, dear...

222 Are they even called hashes? I'm curious as to why mine changed when I haven't changed providers, or locations. You have simply been given a new IP address. Or you're in a coffee shop. Or you've been #hacked! I supposedly have a dynamic IP address but it hasn't changed for 15 years, so who knows how these things happen.

223 That'll perk up the thread. Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2011 12:58 PM (XdlcF) And who could be more perky than Ginger Lee? ( * )( * ) Practically the queen of perk!

224 OMYGOSH...I just got a tweet with a picture of momma's hoo hoo

225
Bob Dole really likes a good old-fashioned penis joke, especially when Bob Dole can weave a little cooter action into the narrative.
Much to the chagrin of liberals, Bob Dole is not stiff, but continues to speak publically and uses Bob Dole's annual boner to film the Viagra ads.  Thanks for listening to Bob Dole.

226

So you have to believe him to think he could not have been hacked that way.

If he's lying about not going to yfrog, then he could have been hacked that way.

:-)

 

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 04, 2011 12:55 PM (XdlcF)

That's the problem with conspiracy theories, you have to ignore facts and admit your guy is lying. Which brings you back to asking is he lying about not going to yfrog or not sending the dickpic. Or both.

227 @225: is it whistling the Battle Hymn of the Republic? If not... it's not really her's.

228 Yesterday, Bloomberg... With Democrats and Republicans still at odds over federal spending and the national debt, President Barack Obama and U.S. House Speaker John Boehner will have a summit on the golf course. Boehner, an Ohio Republican who earlier this week began pressing Obama to get more directly involved in the budget negotiations, has accepted the invitation for the June 18 round, said his spokesman, Brendan Buck... Obama and Boehner both are avid golfers. Obama has played more than 60 rounds since taking office, usually with members of his staff or administration officials. “This is about building a relationship, you ride around in a cart so they’ll be together a lot,” said former Representative Martin Frost, a Texas Democrat... This must be part of the GOP's mad ninja negotiation skillz and outside-the-box strategy. It is reassuring that they are not playing the same old game.

229 208

An ethics investigation is coming.

Expect it to peter out ... non-performance

230

Since it happened on a Friday night, I wonder if he's going to claim to have a drinking problem or something. And uh, you know, that made him not remember setting up yfrog to let other people post pics.

Oh, and that's why he doesn't remember if the pic is actually of him.

 

231

This is about building a relationship, you ride around in a cart so

It'll end up in a sand pit with Obama claiming Boehner was driving.

232 Posted by: GnuBreed at June 04, 2011 12:56 PM (ENKCw) They may be buying protection from the mobs with the pitchforks.

233 I was trying to remember the name of the senator/congressman who became an overnight media sensation because someone accused him of having one foot too far under a bathroom partition, thus indicating he was looking for gay sex. Am I remembering this story correctly? Was that really all there was to it? Was his career trashed?

234

Bob Dole's annual boner

Yes, I have to drop whatever I'm doing when the magical day and hour arrive.

235

Larry Craig. According to Wiki:

According to the police report, the police officer sat in a bathroom stall as part of an undercover operation investigating complaints of sexual activity in the restroom. After about 13 minutes of sitting in the stall, the police officer observed Craig lingering outside and frequently peeking through the crack of the door on the stall. Craig then entered the stall to the left of the officer's stall. The police officer made the following observations, which he recorded in his report of the incident, as to what happened next:

At 1216 hours, Craig tapped his right foot. I recognized this as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct. Craig tapped his toes several times and moves his foot closer to my foot. ... The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area. Craig then proceeded to swipe his left hand under the stall divider several times, with the palm of his hand facing upward

236 Am I remembering this story correctly? Was that really all there was to it? Was his career trashed?


Larry Craig i think.  I think he did plead guilty to soliciting, and then tried to get out of that plea deal, but yes ... foot tapping lead to that.

237
I was trying to remember the name of the senator/congressman who became an overnight media sensation because someone accused him of having one foot too far under a bathroom partition, thus indicating he was looking for gay sex.

Larry Craig, and he was guilty as sin. His coverup was pathetic. Sean Hannity's defense of him was painful.

238 Does anyone on this blog care to follow me on FB?

239

House #2 Democrat Steny Hoyer believes Democrat Anthony Weiner is lying to the public about his obscenely lewd photo Tweet.

"I told him that he needs to handle this and he needed to give the facts accurately to the public," Hoyer told the New York Daily News.

And Hoyer isn't the only top Democrat urging the flashy New York rep to come clean.

NYPost: "We'd like him to speak clearly to clear it up or quit talking about it if it's not going to solve anything," said the House Democratic leadership member who said he and others spoke to Weiner.

Some Democrats were even speaking on the record - an unusual tactic in Washington, D.C.where "anonymous source" is an almost universal adjective.

NYPost:  "I like Anthony Weiner, I think he's a great public servant but only Anthony Weiner can clean this up. It's becoming a distraction there's no two ways about it," Rep. Bill Pascrell, D-New Jersey told CNN. "These things don't go away, they hang on like a disease," said Pascrell.

240 Ghost, that's Larry Craig. He's still a Senator. Remember, he's from Idaho and is a Republican; he's got the seat until and unless he's primaried.

As for Craig's politics, he's basically a go-along-to-get-along Republican who likes him some illegal alien amnesty.

241

Boehner, an Ohio Republican who earlier this week began pressing Obama to get more directly involved in the budget negotiations, has accepted the invitation for the June 18 round, said his spokesman, Brendan Buck...

Just make sure there are no cameras or mics around.

@234 -- Larry Craig and his Wide Stance.©

242 Perhaps Boehner and Obama should visit a spa together and have enjoy private manscaping and hot river rock massages. Nothing says "tough negotiation" like two men soaking in some luxurious recreation.

243

Nothing says "tough negotiation" like two men soaking in some luxurious recreation.

Don't we know it!

244 I was wrong! Jim Risch is the Senator from Idaho since 2008. I missed that. My apologies.

245 OMYGOSH...I just got a tweet with a picture of momma's hoo hoo

Posted by: beedubya at June 04, 2011 01:01 PM (AnTyA)

Magnificent ain't it?  Sweet smellin' too

246 Beck's going to have a field day on Monday.  From Afwanithtan to Thanzibar!

247 Sweet smellin' too

Posted by: momma at June 04, 2011 01:25 PM (nWikJ)

Scratch & sniff samples or it didn't happen.

248 What do Ebola and Moose know that the 52%ers don't?

249 Don't forget Mr. Jablowme--first name Heywood.

250 #66: I'm not familiar with all those "?" names, but Thaddeus McCotter is definitely conservative. Here's a link to some of his writing... http://biggovernment.com/author/tgmccotter/

251 Maher jumps on Weiner wagon

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