November 05, 2011

Saturday Word Of The Day
— LauraW

Wonderful old term.

Spatchcock.

Not-too-vaguely filthy sounding, yes?

Lovely, lovely old word, ripe for modern misuse.

Posted by: LauraW at 08:05 AM | Comments (213)
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1 Clabber

Posted by: How Sweet the Meat that breaks a Man like Me at November 05, 2011 08:08 AM (le5qc)

2 Puuuree'd

Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2011 08:09 AM (YdQQY)

3 No, man, focus. We're spatchcocking now.

Posted by: lauraw at November 05, 2011 08:10 AM (G7XS8)

4

Not-too-vaguely filthy sounding, yes?

What? "Spatchcock"?

Posted by: Constable, N.Y. at November 05, 2011 08:10 AM (XFU/t)

5 Chicken.

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at November 05, 2011 08:12 AM (ENKCw)

6 I don't spit on people's cocks.

Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2011 08:12 AM (YdQQY)

7 Penicillin works for that.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at November 05, 2011 08:12 AM (Ys0KI)

8 All I can say is that Andy Rooney was working on spatchcocking one last chicken when he checked out. And the chicken was enjoying it even less than the normal activity.

Posted by: Mephitis at November 05, 2011 08:12 AM (ehXLT)

9 Yeah, I totally spatchcocked that British bird.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 05, 2011 08:12 AM (+4mBJ)

10 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2011 08:14 AM (fyOgS)

11
Poppycock!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2011 08:15 AM (sqkOB)

12 codpiece

Posted by: Aldo Moro at November 05, 2011 08:15 AM (UqKQV)

13 I had a spatch on my asp once, but Ramon fitz it.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at November 05, 2011 08:15 AM (m8ARs)

14
and

Balderdash! are two of my favorite words.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2011 08:15 AM (sqkOB)

15 I'll have you know that there is nothing the least bit filthy about the Spatchcocks!

Posted by: Nigel Q. Spatchcock IV at November 05, 2011 08:16 AM (Qjh0I)

16
Do you know what a sillcock is?


Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2011 08:16 AM (sqkOB)

17
What's a gamecock?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2011 08:17 AM (sqkOB)

18 SCOAMF has been spatchcocked by Wotrf, Soros, acorn...ok, take you pic. Or fill in the blank

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 05, 2011 08:17 AM (kfMGJ)

19 propitiate

Posted by: Aldo Moro at November 05, 2011 08:17 AM (UqKQV)

20 Keep on spatchcocking that chicken.

Posted by: kansas at November 05, 2011 08:17 AM (mka2b)

21
how many of you silly-asses say spicket instead of spigot?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2011 08:17 AM (sqkOB)

22 I cut off its retreat and annihilated it.

Posted by: Dick Cheney's Warcock at November 05, 2011 08:18 AM (Ys0KI)

23 wallbanger  ( Harvey, in the 70s )

Posted by: Aldo Moro at November 05, 2011 08:18 AM (UqKQV)

24 Michigan is getting spatchcocked right now.

Posted by: Nigel Q. Spatchcock IV at November 05, 2011 08:19 AM (Qjh0I)

25 this is starting to have a Michael Scott vibe

Posted by: Aldo Moro at November 05, 2011 08:19 AM (UqKQV)

26

The filthy Repub teabaggers have spatchcocked my heffcare planz!

Two sick, filthy images in 1 sentence.

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 05, 2011 08:19 AM (kfMGJ)

27 I said this on the last thread, but it bears repeating: In addition to being a theocratic terrorist and a traitor, Guy Fawkes was also a fool whose plot failed because he and his friends believed that they had a lot of grassroots support when in fact they were on the lunatic fringe. Sound familiar?

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 05, 2011 08:20 AM (MSCON)

28 Sound familiar?

Yes.

Posted by: Wat Tyler at November 05, 2011 08:21 AM (Ys0KI)

29 Guy Fawkes was spatchcocked after being hung to death.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2011 08:21 AM (Qjh0I)

30 Guy Fawkes was spatchcocked after being hung to death.

Horses are hung.  People are hanged.

Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at November 05, 2011 08:23 AM (Ys0KI)

31 I could be wrong but I believe a spatchcock is an old wooden penis used during the civil war.

Posted by: R Burgundy at November 05, 2011 08:25 AM (Sh42X)

32 "Horses are hung. People are hanged."
Well I'll be spatchcocked...

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2011 08:25 AM (Qjh0I)

33

Posted by: Wat Tyler at November 05, 2011 12:21 PM (Ys0KI)

You could assemble an army, at least for awhile. Fawkes couldn't muster more than a score of conspirators.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 05, 2011 08:25 AM (MSCON)

34 32 Well hung and snow white tan.

Posted by: Ziggy Stardust at November 05, 2011 08:25 AM (ENKCw)

35 31 Guy Fawkes was spatchcocked after being hung to death.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2011 12:21 PM (Qjh0I)

SpatchFawked?

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at November 05, 2011 08:25 AM (4136b)

36 Want to see a picture of my spatchcock?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 05, 2011 08:26 AM (MMC8r)

37 OT:  footage from DC Occupy protest.  Now with even more violence.

http://dailycaller.com/2011/11/05/chaos-video/

Posted by: Neil Diamond at November 05, 2011 08:26 AM (l57Cl)

38 Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at November 05, 2011 12:23 PM (Ys0KI)

We already established in the last thread that Guy Fawkes wasn't Hung Long.
Chinese chicken?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 05, 2011 08:27 AM (m8ARs)

39 I can say rooster on television but not cock. Why is that?

Posted by: zombie Andy Rooney at November 05, 2011 08:27 AM (Y+DPZ)

40 Ace had a spathcock up his ass all week.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2011 08:28 AM (fyOgS)

41 Where can I buy a petcock?

Posted by: Chaz Bono at November 05, 2011 08:28 AM (Y+DPZ)

42 Denard Robinson's got some skillz, as the kids say.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2011 08:28 AM (Qjh0I)

43 I had seks with that flower child OWSer about a week ago and now I've got Spatchcock.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist Son of a Bitch at November 05, 2011 08:28 AM (jucos)

44 I can say rooster on television but not cock. Why is that? Bing Cock and you will see why.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at November 05, 2011 08:28 AM (ZDUD4)

45 To fire a flintlock, first you put a pinch of powder in the spatchcock.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 05, 2011 08:29 AM (5o3kG)

46 Why is it you can cock your fist but you can't fist your cock?

Posted by: zombie George Carlin at November 05, 2011 08:29 AM (Y+DPZ)

47 Chaz Bono has a spathcock.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2011 08:29 AM (fyOgS)

48 Spatchcock is for closers.

Posted by: Blake at November 05, 2011 08:31 AM (5o3kG)

Posted by: Calvin Coolidge at November 05, 2011 08:31 AM (Ys0KI)

50 Obama is a spitted spatchcock of a miserable failure!

That just doesn't seem to work as well.  I do like the WOTD, though.

Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure!

Posted by: Theresa--SCOAMF is 1 and done! at November 05, 2011 08:31 AM (Zgfnd)

51 I bet Spatchcock is the German name for "Roshambo".

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2011 08:31 AM (Qjh0I)

52 It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 05, 2011 08:31 AM (m8ARs)

53 Shit,been spelling it wrong.What a spatchcock.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2011 08:33 AM (fyOgS)

54 I am not Spatchcock.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at November 05, 2011 08:34 AM (HtUdo)

55 I'm pretty sure we're cocked

U.S. Approaches $15 Trillion Debt Limit

Posted by: zombie George Carlin at November 05, 2011 08:34 AM (Y+DPZ)

56 "Is it this cock?""No,it's spatchcock."

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2011 08:34 AM (fyOgS)

57 I am Spatchcockacus.

Posted by: Kirk Douglas at November 05, 2011 08:35 AM (5o3kG)

58
coxcomb

a synonym for another great word popinjay

means a fop,  a dandy

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2011 08:35 AM (sqkOB)

59 "Mmmmm...I Can't Believe It's Not Spatchcock..."

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2011 08:36 AM (Qjh0I)

60 I have not yet begun to spatchcock.

Posted by: Zombie John Paul Jones in the kitchen at November 05, 2011 08:36 AM (5o3kG)

61 I swear he spatchcocked me.  And quick too.

Posted by: Bieber Groupie at November 05, 2011 08:37 AM (JYheX)

62

Please. Don't spatchcock me.

Posted by: the chicken at November 05, 2011 08:37 AM (O7ksG)

63 I spatchcock every night.

Posted by: Holger at November 05, 2011 08:37 AM (zaVyn)

Posted by: Wodeshed at November 05, 2011 08:38 AM (LEcV+)

65 I am distressed at your Childish assualt on my family name. I shall seek Revenge at the place, date and time of my choosing.

Posted by: Thaddeus Wimbly Spatchcockington III, Duke of Cuntington at November 05, 2011 08:38 AM (ZDUD4)

66 Transparency, checks and balances and all that. Yes, let's hand over business to saintly unions instead of greedy corporations

Union tries to fire trustee who asked to audit taxpayer funded account

Posted by: kbdabear at November 05, 2011 08:38 AM (Y+DPZ)

67 There is no cure for spatchcock. Nor need there be, it's delightful.

Posted by: lauraw at November 05, 2011 08:38 AM (G7XS8)

68 Alfred Spatchcock

Posted by: Berserker at November 05, 2011 08:38 AM (FMbng)

69 I spatchcock at least twice a month.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at November 05, 2011 08:38 AM (3vSLn)

70 Keep spatchcocking that chicken just doesn't have the same lyrical tilt to it as the original version.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 05, 2011 08:38 AM (ENKCw)

71 Nathaniel, the scullery maids are spatchcocking again.

Posted by: some prim Victorian aristocrat at November 05, 2011 08:39 AM (5o3kG)

72 Spatchcock? You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at November 05, 2011 08:39 AM (HtUdo)

73 Spatchcock = new disease breaking out at OWS protests

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2011 08:39 AM (ycuSb)

74 Don't just stand there like a spatchcocked coxcomb, you chittering jackanape, fetch me my slippers!

Posted by: Lincolntf when he has a butler to yell at at November 05, 2011 08:39 AM (Qjh0I)

75 GnuBreed at November 05, 2011 12:38 PM Strangely, it works, well.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at November 05, 2011 08:40 AM (ZDUD4)

76 I need to find a woman to spatch my cock.

Posted by: Holger at November 05, 2011 08:41 AM (zaVyn)

77 Spatchcock - Olde Englishe for Rocheambeaux.

or part of an old flintlock - firing pan retaining spring holder.

While us morons can come up with something filthy I'm sure reality and urban dictionary will eventually win.

Posted by: DaveA at November 05, 2011 08:41 AM (fTMsl)

78 and to hear the spatchcocking of their women....

Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at November 05, 2011 08:42 AM (JYheX)

79 He had spatchcock but ,fortunately,they were able to correct it surgically.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2011 08:42 AM (fyOgS)

80 Posted by: Berserker at November 05, 2011 12:38 PM (FMbng)

The Chickens

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 05, 2011 08:42 AM (m8ARs)

81 Holger at November 05, 2011 12:41 PM WWW.SpatchmyCock.com

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at November 05, 2011 08:42 AM (ZDUD4)

82 With Priceline.com you name your own price for a hotel room

With Spatchcock.com you name your own price for the prostitute who will come to your hotel room

Posted by: William Shatner at November 05, 2011 08:42 AM (Y+DPZ)

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at November 05, 2011 08:43 AM (4136b)

84 Politico tried to spatchcock me.

Posted by: Herm Cain at November 05, 2011 08:43 AM (JYheX)

85 Carthago spatchcocka est.

Posted by: Cato the Elder at November 05, 2011 08:43 AM (5o3kG)

86 The preffered weapon of the gay buckaneers

Posted by: Berserker at November 05, 2011 08:43 AM (FMbng)

87 Ooof. Everyone just see the Penn State story? Some member of the athletic staff accused of creepy sex stuff with "eight young men".

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2011 08:44 AM (Qjh0I)

88 ... and Rockne hands it off to the spatchcock, who rumbles for eight yards and a TD as the crowd goes wild!

Posted by: Pat Summerall at November 05, 2011 08:46 AM (5o3kG)

89 OWS puts up a spatchcock free tent to supplement the rape tent

Zuccotti protesters put up women-only tent to prevent sexual assaults

Posted by: William Shatner at November 05, 2011 08:46 AM (Y+DPZ)

90 On Sadie Hawkins day (today) the ladies try for some spatchcock.

Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2011 08:46 AM (YdQQY)

91
I understand Prince Albert had a spatchcock.

Posted by: Wodeshed at November 05, 2011 08:46 AM (LEcV+)

92 It was a dark and spatchcocky night......

Posted by: Aldo Moro at November 05, 2011 08:47 AM (UqKQV)

93 Penetration was achieved when their forces were spatchcocked into enemy territory.

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at November 05, 2011 08:47 AM (V69v8)

94 Bravely bold Sir Robin strode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to be spatchcocked. O brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be spatchcocked in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin

Posted by: Python at November 05, 2011 08:48 AM (JYheX)

95
What's the last last name you'd ever want?

For instance, I know a guy named Bill Titcomb.

or Wang for a last name wouldn't be too fun to have.


Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2011 08:49 AM (sqkOB)

96 It was a dark and stormy spatchcock.

Posted by: Snoopy at November 05, 2011 08:49 AM (JYheX)

97
Justine Says The Spatchcock Dish Was Not As Difficult As The Zumbo Chocolate Cake.

Sometimes, she added, you just have to lie back and enjoy it.

Posted by: Wodeshed at November 05, 2011 08:50 AM (LEcV+)

98 So, the UK is suing the EU to stop "benefit tourism". Telegraph has an article. Claim is this forces UK to pay pensions and benefits to foreigners who neither lived nor worked in UK. How is that possible? Can anybody explain how "benefit tourism" works?

Posted by: Clubber Lang at November 05, 2011 08:50 AM (QcFbt)

99 The 11th Hussars wore a spatchcock plume on their helmets.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 05, 2011 08:50 AM (5o3kG)

100 Beware the JabberSpatchcock, my son!
  The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
  The frumious Bandersnatch

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at November 05, 2011 08:50 AM (4136b)

101 Call right now and we'll double your order of spatchcock

Posted by: Berserker at November 05, 2011 08:51 AM (FMbng)

102
I think it's similar to pregnant women coming to the United States for "vacation" and end up purposely giving birth to a brand new American citizen.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2011 08:52 AM (sqkOB)

103 Its Tinkers to Evers to Chance, double spatchcock!

Posted by: Baseball spatch at November 05, 2011 08:52 AM (JYheX)

104 Fear and Loathing in Turkey

Posted by: Humper S Patchcock at November 05, 2011 08:54 AM (m8ARs)

105
Flash:  The term also applies to a pole dancing maneuver:  http://tinyurl.com/3l3ofvu

Don't worry...it's clean.

Posted by: Wodeshed at November 05, 2011 08:55 AM (LEcV+)

106 Yeah, your struts are shot, the right-rear wheel bearing's done, and you're going to need all-new spatchcocks for the water pump.

Posted by: some mechanic at November 05, 2011 08:55 AM (5o3kG)

107 Does spatchcocking occur before or after spacklecocking? I can never keep that straight.

Posted by: No Whining at November 05, 2011 08:56 AM (4Klbm)

108 32 Horses are hung.  People are hanged.

Funny, that's what my Mommy used to say to me every night when she tucked me into bed.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 05, 2011 08:59 AM (Qxdfp)

109 Once heard a teacher say, "What kind of sadist puts the poe,m 'Titwillow', in an elementary school English book?"

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2011 08:59 AM (/ggry)

110 shuttlecock-of-the-walking beam engine of progress over peace of tail of the donkey

Posted by: No Whining at November 05, 2011 08:59 AM (4Klbm)

111
I suggest spatchcock only as a condom-ment.

Posted by: Julia Child at November 05, 2011 08:59 AM (LEcV+)

112
Spatchcock's best film was Dial M for Moron.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 05, 2011 09:00 AM (Qxdfp)

113 ballcock

Posted by: The Great Plumber's Ghost at November 05, 2011 09:01 AM (08Pe8)

114 Once heard a teacher say, "What kind of sadist puts the poe,m 'Titwillow', in an elementary school English book?"

Probably the same sadist who puts Lake Titicaca in the elementary school geography book.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at November 05, 2011 09:01 AM (Ys0KI)

115 Heh, my favorite dirty-sounding word is "ballcock".

It's the float in the toilet tank that turns the water off when the tank is full.  But try asking the guy at Home Depot for one...

Posted by: Lone Marauder, pre-denounced for your convenience at November 05, 2011 09:01 AM (5SxTX)

116 Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Spatchcock could put one right between an eney's eyes.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 05, 2011 09:01 AM (t7IDU)

117 Usted es demasiado grande, intenta el cerdo en lugar de otro.

Posted by: El Pollo Spatchcocked Loco at November 05, 2011 09:01 AM (FabC8)

118 126 ballcock

Damnit!  Beaten to the punch again!!

Posted by: Lone Marauder, pre-denounced for your convenience at November 05, 2011 09:02 AM (5SxTX)

119
116

Funny, that's what my Mommy used to do in the door frame before she tucked me into bed at night.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 05, 2011 09:02 AM (Qxdfp)

120 Spatchcock's best film was Dial M for Moron.

I was always partial to The Ewok Who Wrote Too Much.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 05, 2011 09:03 AM (5o3kG)

121 SC and Arkansas at 7:15

Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2011 09:03 AM (YdQQY)

122 I'd rather be spatchcocked with a rusty spoon than hear one more Kardashian story.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2011 09:04 AM (Qjh0I)

123 Aces and Eights

Posted by: Wild Bill Spatchcock at November 05, 2011 09:04 AM (t7IDU)

124 What's the last last name you'd ever want?

For instance, I know a guy named Bill Titcomb.

or Wang for a last name wouldn't be too fun to have.



I kid you not, I was going through our helpdesk ticketing system at work a couple of weeks ago, and there is someone in our organization named "My Wong".  I had to actually look it up in the Exchange address book to make sure the helpdesk wasn't trying to pull a fast one.

Posted by: Lone Marauder, pre-denounced for your convenience at November 05, 2011 09:05 AM (5SxTX)

125
Humperdinck is a last name I would not want if I was German

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2011 09:05 AM (sqkOB)

126 Please put your arms and legs in the spatchcock position for your hand raping.

Posted by: the TSA at November 05, 2011 09:06 AM (JYheX)

127 Kakistocracy

Posted by: Truman North at November 05, 2011 09:06 AM (I2LwF)

128 well, holy spatchcock, did you see that!

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2011 09:07 AM (h+qn8)

129 Thomas Crapper, one of the inventors of the flush toilet that  most of us in the non-Muslim world enjoy today

in the Ummah, the left hand replaces toilets

Posted by: Aldo Moro at November 05, 2011 09:08 AM (UqKQV)

130 One of the battalions at Fort Bliss was commanded by a LTC Coward.  Hell of a last name for a military man.  I bet he was glad to be promoted out of Major.

Posted by: Alex at November 05, 2011 09:08 AM (e/SJC)

131 kakistocracy 1829, "government by the worst element of a society," coined on analogy of aristocracy from Gk. kakistos "worst," superl. of kakos "bad" (which is perhaps related to the general IE word for "defecate") + -kratia "rule of," from kratos "strength, power, rule."

Posted by: Truman North at November 05, 2011 09:09 AM (I2LwF)

132 throw the thingy ma-doo into the spatchcock and see what happens.

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2011 09:09 AM (h+qn8)

133 6 I don't spit on people's cocks.

Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2011 12:12 PM (YdQQY)

Well, depends on who's doing the spitting.

Posted by: Truman North at November 05, 2011 09:10 AM (I2LwF)

134 and ME

Posted by: Major Major Major Major at November 05, 2011 09:10 AM (UqKQV)

135 Fetch me the sackbuts and the hautboys!

Posted by: Bawdy Bawney Fwank at November 05, 2011 09:10 AM (t5+hl)

136 Senator Weiner Spatchcock, has died of a serious malady.

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2011 09:11 AM (h+qn8)

137 Put a round of wedge in my left spatchcock.

Posted by: Billy Joe Busch #10 Home Depo Mazda at November 05, 2011 09:11 AM (m8ARs)

138
Boozer or Boozman

would not want

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2011 09:12 AM (sqkOB)

139 Well let's not start spatchcockin' each other's chickens just yet...

Posted by: shank at November 05, 2011 09:13 AM (FXt03)

140 hey Joey, do you like spatchcock movies?

Posted by: Captain Oveur at November 05, 2011 09:14 AM (JYheX)

141 While it will stay hard longer than 4 hours the alkali burns and loss of sensation is why Bob Dole went with Viagra.

Posted by: Bob Dole at November 05, 2011 09:14 AM (fTMsl)

142 or Wang for a last name wouldn't be too fun to have.


"I think this place is restricted Wang so don't tell them you're Jewish, okay? Fine."

Posted by: ErikW at November 05, 2011 09:14 AM (ZnMjM)

143 we have yet to decide if it was spatchcock ,mobydick, or speckled trout fishing that caused the death of Dick Richards.

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2011 09:15 AM (h+qn8)

144 Occupy Wall Spatchcock

Posted by: ows at November 05, 2011 09:15 AM (JYheX)

145

"I think this place is restricted Wang so don't tell them you're Jewish, okay? Fine."

Wang! What's with all the pictures, it's a parking lot!

Posted by: Wild Bill Spatchcock at November 05, 2011 09:17 AM (t7IDU)

146 Senator Weiner Spatchcock, has died of a serious malady.

Actually, it was Melody Sirius, the energetic high-priced call girl. Sorry about the confusion.

Posted by: some dyslexic detective at November 05, 2011 09:17 AM (5o3kG)

147

Before spatchcocking your chicken, make sure it has been properly choked.  This is a great job for the young boys in your family. 

They are always eager to help out in the kitchen.

Posted by: Jeff Smith the Frugal Gourmet at November 05, 2011 09:17 AM (zjtch)

148
every time he'd introduce Wang he'd say, "No offense."

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2011 09:18 AM (sqkOB)

149 It's okay Johnny, show me where he spatchcocked you.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2011 09:19 AM (Qjh0I)

150 Apollo 13's accident was caused by the failure of a five-cent spatchcock.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 05, 2011 09:19 AM (5o3kG)

151 Trying out my new spatchcocked codpiece.

Posted by: bernverdnardo at November 05, 2011 09:19 AM (xXhWA)

152
anyone see Apollo 18?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2011 09:20 AM (sqkOB)

153 Nice pick in the RZ Denard. Tie your shoes.

Posted by: Wild Bill Spatchcock at November 05, 2011 09:20 AM (t7IDU)

154
I watched Ironclad last week.

Not a bad flick. Anything with Brian Cox is pretty good.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2011 09:21 AM (sqkOB)

155

I saw Apollo 18.  It was... ok.  A few jump-scares.  The best part about it is the astronauts all seemed authentic.

Posted by: Truman North at November 05, 2011 09:21 AM (I2LwF)

156 Not a bad flick. Anything with Brian "Spatch" Cox is pretty good.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2011 09:22 AM (Qjh0I)

157

Will Camilla survive the trauma of a ribald spatchcocking by the first mate, Gonzo?

Find out on next week's episode of...

Posted by: ...Pigs in Spaaaace at November 05, 2011 09:22 AM (zjtch)

158
I went to school with the Nutt boys, Larry and David.

pronounced noot

true story

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2011 09:22 AM (sqkOB)

159

Great Post, btw-

Love your hump, LauraW.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2011 09:23 AM (zjtch)

160 >>>What's the last last name you'd ever want?

Depends on your first name.....

Posted by: Jenna Tull at November 05, 2011 09:23 AM (0GpN4)

161 Sherlock Holmes returns in The Adventure of the Speckled Spatchcock.

Posted by: Zombie Sir Arthur Conan Doyle at November 05, 2011 09:23 AM (5o3kG)

162 slumgullion

Posted by: Truman North at November 05, 2011 09:24 AM (I2LwF)

163 Sasse is a pretty bad last name.  We have a professor in the dept named Gary Sasse.

Posted by: Truman North at November 05, 2011 09:24 AM (I2LwF)

164 Bob Lowblaw, from Arrested Development?  Say is out loud.

Posted by: Truman North at November 05, 2011 09:25 AM (I2LwF)

165 Ima Hogg

Posted by: Worst Woman Name Ever at November 05, 2011 09:25 AM (zjtch)

166
Depends on your first name.....

What's your point?

Posted by: Harry Baals, former mayor in Indiana at November 05, 2011 09:25 AM (sqkOB)

167 Not a bad flick. Anything with Brian Cox is pretty good.

*cough*

Posted by: Troy at November 05, 2011 09:25 AM (5o3kG)

168 171
I went to school with the Nutt boys, Larry and David.

pronounced noot

true story

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2011 01:22 PM (sqkOB)

 

And you didn't call either of them "Buster"?

Posted by: Truman North at November 05, 2011 09:25 AM (I2LwF)

169

dingus

Posted by: Truman North at November 05, 2011 09:26 AM (I2LwF)

170 Dilute

FDR's D-Day National Prayer would "dilute the elegance" of the WWII Memorial. Given so few remaining WWII Vets to argue their own cause, Obama nuance plows them under the Bureau of Land Management, revisionist Robert Abbey.

So according to Obama, guess his "central theme" to WWII. They won, we lost.
 

Posted by: The Pirates Your Mom Feared at November 05, 2011 09:27 AM (lpWVn)

171 Interrobang

Posted by: Truman North at November 05, 2011 09:27 AM (I2LwF)

172
What was worse, Troy or Alexander?

Both movies came out in 2004.

Posted by: soothie at November 05, 2011 09:27 AM (sqkOB)

173

And you didn't call either of them "Buster"?

You did not mock Larry Nutt. Larry was the toughest kid in school. His little brother David was a skinny punk.

Posted by: soothie at November 05, 2011 09:28 AM (sqkOB)

174 Codifyable

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at November 05, 2011 09:31 AM (EL+OC)

176 quincuncx

Posted by: Truman North at November 05, 2011 09:35 AM (I2LwF)

177 Ura Hogg, her "sister"

Posted by: The Pirates Your Mom Feared at November 05, 2011 09:35 AM (lpWVn)

178
funny because the fat Moore made himself famous for his gotcha questions, and editing

So of course he is adverse to a straight question that would require a straight answer. In other words, he doesn't like the taste of his own medicine.

Posted by: soothie at November 05, 2011 09:36 AM (sqkOB)

179 er.. quincunx

Posted by: Truman North at November 05, 2011 09:36 AM (I2LwF)

180 Jimmy Clueless.  Runing back for the Georgia Bulldogs

Posted by: Truman North at November 05, 2011 09:38 AM (I2LwF)

181 Question: what is the difference between a spatchcocked hen and an Occupy Wall Streeter?
Answer: Nothing. Both are spineless chickens who are truly foul...

Posted by: dri at November 05, 2011 09:54 AM (VseJU)

182 spatula-cock!

Posted by: bernverdnardo at November 05, 2011 10:18 AM (xXhWA)

183

Hmmm... sooo... SCOAMF: Obama...

Whereas Spatchcock is a Spineless Chicken... Romney: Spatchcock?

 

 

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2011 10:32 AM (NtXW4)

184 I am so  tied of booruck's a-hole be exposed on deh Ace of Spade.  Site.  It do look like dat, but he don't got no wings so all ya'll white peeps like that pasty white dudes on MSDNC who think boorck got wings an a halo?  Don't look at his bidenhole.  K?

Posted by: MichelleObama at November 05, 2011 10:42 AM (BGBc8)

185 "Spatchcocked": since it means "rendered spinelesss", it's a useeful insult. "Our spatchcocked  senator", for example. 

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at November 05, 2011 10:44 AM (HKA4r)

186

A.  Spatchcocked.

Q. What is the medical condition of Republicans in Washington, D.C.?

Posted by: RushBabe at November 05, 2011 10:44 AM (tQHzJ)

187

Quan, Mayor of Ockland,  Spatchcocked a long time ago.

Posted by: Buffalobob at November 05, 2011 10:56 AM (GwH6h)

188 Might as well spatch two cocks, since you're using the pairing knife.

Please, kids, use a boning knife for this. Better boned than paired.

And I am not a grammarnazi. I'm that English Motherfucker.
English Motherfucker: Do you speak it?

Goddamn engineers.

Posted by: comatus at November 05, 2011 10:58 AM (NA+Ul)

189 Don't forget the bacon!

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2011 11:04 AM (2jMZp)

190 @183 Given so few remaining WWII Vets to argue their own cause

US WWII veterans outnumber the entire active US military.
I still know a few who I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley.

Posted by: comatus at November 05, 2011 11:11 AM (NA+Ul)

191 Here's a great article on the looniness of OccupyLA.

Posted by: nickless at November 05, 2011 11:13 AM (MMC8r)

192 Which one of you morons coined the term "coin"?

Posted by: PugBoo TeaPug Jihadist Mastermind at November 05, 2011 11:20 AM (EM7bW)

193 *digs around in garden shed, looking for my spatchcock*

Posted by: lauraw at November 05, 2011 11:26 AM (DbybK)

194 A: Stockholm Syndrome
Q: What is Swedish Herpes

Posted by: Baroque at November 05, 2011 12:02 PM (B0LGd)

195 I would have thought spatchcock was a fundraiser featuring an evening of ballroom dancing and and a night of danceroom balling featuring Barney Frank. But what do I know, I thought moocowski was going to lose last november.

Posted by: mallfly at November 05, 2011 12:32 PM (bJm7W)

196 I spatchcocked my Thanksgiving turkey last year. It cooked in 45 minutes. try it. You will thank me.

Posted by: elizabethe at November 05, 2011 12:42 PM (n8iT+)

197 It's a noun and a verb. Bama's going to spatchcock LSU this evening, crushing the Tigers' dreams of a championship. or: Bama left the LSU team lying on the field like a spatchcock ready for Thanksgiving dinner.

Posted by: Jordan at November 05, 2011 12:48 PM (XJYf4)

198 It was the year 1999: Herman Cain: Miss Anonymous, I could use some help getting my spatchcock into a warm oven. Could you lend a hand, please? ...and the rest is history.

Posted by: Jordan at November 05, 2011 12:53 PM (XJYf4)

199

35 "Horses are hung. People are hanged."

Some people are hung like horses.

Posted by: kansas at November 05, 2011 01:18 PM (8Fl00)

200 209 I spatchcocked my Thanksgiving turkey last year. It cooked in 45 minutes.

try it. You will thank me.

Posted by: elizabethe at November 05, 2011 04:42 PM (n8iT+)



That's disgusting. I hope you were alone and didn't serve that to other people.

Posted by: lauraw at November 05, 2011 01:48 PM (DbybK)

201 She was accidentally spatchcocked up her left snorthole. But it was OK.

Posted by: EROWMER at November 05, 2011 02:16 PM (/ZKDI)

Posted by: sTevo at November 05, 2011 02:43 PM (VMcEw)

203 I spatchcocked this whole dinner while I bathed.

Posted by: Kramer at November 05, 2011 02:43 PM (zjtch)

204 I had a pain in the gulliver so I went home for a bit of spatchcock.

Posted by: Little Alex at November 05, 2011 03:08 PM (PoGJF)

205 lauraw, I figured if Martha Stewart could do it, so could I. She probably learned about it in prison.

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