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August 20, 2011

SCOAMF: The Buck Stops Over There
— andy

Moron in darkest England S. Weasel does some of the best Photoshops on the entire Interwebz. Like this one, for instance:

It seems tailor-made for this story: Obama accuses Congress of holding back U.S. recovery

A vacationing U.S. President Barack Obama accused Congress on Saturday of holding back the U.S. economic recovery by blocking "common sense" measures he said would create jobs and help growth.

I'd have sworn this was from The Onion, but RD's link in the sidebar clarified that right upfront.

Sir Golfsalot, from his vacation digs there in swanky Martha's Vineyard, calls out Congress for not enacting his detailed plan to spur the economy? No, really. This is beyond parody.

But it's pretty transparent, isn't it? After getting nowhere blaming inanimate objects like corporate jets, ATMs and Japanese earthquakes, little Barack looked around for someone with a worse approval rating than his and settled on "Congress." So you can expect to see much, much more of this tripe in the coming months.

As Ace has pointed out frequently, though, nobody votes for "Congress." They only vote for their individual congressmen. So good luck with the Alinsky tactics there, Barry.

Run against Congress all you want, but everybody knows you're a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. Since we all can't live in Paul Ryan's district, "congress sucks" isn't exactly a newsflash to most of us, you preening jackass. From right here in MA-4, home of Barney Frank, I enthusiastically agree and look forward to giving both of you the boot in 2012.

Consider this an open thread. I just liked that S. Weasel 'shop and wanted to share it. And be sure to visit her blog.

Posted by: andy at 11:22 AM | Comments (111)
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1 brb, crushing your dreams

Posted by: president say stuff at August 20, 2011 11:24 AM (GTbGH)

2 First - wow was that last thread getting weird.

Posted by: Journolist at August 20, 2011 11:24 AM (Fb9Q0)

Third?

Posted by: Journolist at August 20, 2011 11:25 AM (Fb9Q0)

4 There's an old saying that when you point a finger, there are 3 fingers pointing back at you...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 20, 2011 11:25 AM (c0A3e)

5 " Since we all can't live in Paul Ryan's district" -- my latest wet dream.

Posted by: wankette at August 20, 2011 11:25 AM (CrYip)

Andy,

Good post.

Posted by: Journolist at August 20, 2011 11:26 AM (Fb9Q0)

7 2 First - wow was that last thread getting weird.

And you had nothing to do with it, right.

What was with the sock btw?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 20, 2011 11:26 AM (c0A3e)

8 Rick Perry's an idiot, and I don't think anyone would disagree with that.

Posted by: Bruce Bartlett at August 20, 2011 11:27 AM (GTbGH)

9 What if I point fingers at myself? Do I reflect back three times as many fingers?

Posted by: fluffy at August 20, 2011 11:27 AM (4Kl5M)

10 Kratos, humor drives the day and like art, humor ain't a defined quotient.

Posted by: Journolist at August 20, 2011 11:27 AM (Fb9Q0)

11 I'm holding back something right now, IYKWIMAITYD.

It does resemble Obama in several ways.........

Posted by: Michael Scott at August 20, 2011 11:28 AM (UqKQV)

12 Hotlanta? Hot Damn!

Paging the CBC. CBC members please pick up the white (racist!) courtesy phone!

Posted by: lu at August 20, 2011 11:29 AM (Oh4+k)

13 So he's going to run against "congress". Since Bush is gone, and the elephants left town. This guy is the most dispicable marxist I ever had the displeasure to see.

Posted by: Jimmah at August 20, 2011 11:29 AM (TfRqk)

14 S Weasel rules photoshop and spotted dick.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at August 20, 2011 11:30 AM (nxptv)

15 I'm holding back something right now, IYKWIMAITYD.

You have a little prick?

Posted by: fluffy at August 20, 2011 11:30 AM (4Kl5M)

16 If you pull on an open thread does it end up in a pile on the floor?

_{Oh man...... what's that stink?}

Posted by: ontherocks at August 20, 2011 11:30 AM (HBqDo)

17 _{There's an old saying that when you point a finger, there are 3 fingers pointing back at you...}

But when you slap someone upside the head, all fingers and thumb are pointing at the other guy.

http://tinyurl.com/ybqxljt

Posted by: sifty at August 20, 2011 11:31 AM (mCSGM)

18 Is he still talking about his budget plan that went 0-97 in the Senate?

Posted by: rtw at August 20, 2011 11:31 AM (/94d2)

19 Heard someone call Governor Perry an idiot in this thread. Paulbot or Obot?

Posted by: Ron at August 20, 2011 11:31 AM (g+yPx)

20 What common sense measures would those be? Or is he again lacking in specifics?

Posted by: M80B at August 20, 2011 11:31 AM (o2lIv)

21 What common sense measures would those be? Or is he again lacking in specifics?

I don't know. But whatever those evil capitalists do, they better diversify their workforce.

Posted by: lu at August 20, 2011 11:33 AM (Oh4+k)

22 10 Kratos, humor drives the day and like art, humor ain't a defined quotient.

Agreed.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 20, 2011 11:33 AM (c0A3e)

Posted by: yip in Texas at August 20, 2011 11:33 AM (SyLEU)

24 Heard someone call Governor Perry an idiot in this thread. Paulbot or Obot?

Sock troll?

Posted by: fluffy at August 20, 2011 11:33 AM (4Kl5M)

25 SCOAMF:

I have a plan (which you will never be able to read) that would fix everything. You are just too stupid to agree to everything in it sight unseen.

Posted by: sifty at August 20, 2011 11:33 AM (mCSGM)

26 So, to follow a trend, should I post nothing but questions on this thread?

Would that annoy people?

Posted by: fluffy at August 20, 2011 11:34 AM (4Kl5M)

27 You have a little prick?

Posted by: fluffy at August 20, 2011 03:30 PM (4Kl5M)

yes. I call it fluffy

Posted by: Roger Ebert's colon at August 20, 2011 11:34 AM (UqKQV)

28 I have written my rep, David Price (D-NC, Dist 4) and told him to get his act together. He is to blame for the mess we're in. His boss thinks so, and there is no doubt in my mind either.

Posted by: fused at August 20, 2011 11:34 AM (P34gz)

29 The Paulbots are already standing on street corners with signs. These are the most obsessive "fans" of a political candidate that I have ever seen. I'm waiting for them to start getting hysterical and passing out at his rallies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2011 11:34 AM (eMPxE)

Posted by: yip in Texas at August 20, 2011 03:33 PM (SyLEU)

< If Yip is in TX is Yap in OK?

Posted by: Journolist at August 20, 2011 11:35 AM (Fb9Q0)

31 All your bucks stop here, suckers! Now bring me a side of lobster in cream sauce to go with this lobster.

Posted by: Barky O'Bumbles at August 20, 2011 11:35 AM (6Cjut)

32 I HOPE one of the campaigns, but preferably Perry's, do a little ad on youtube... with say a 10 year old boy ... doing this or that breaking stuff or making messes, and scene to scene, he always has someone there he points to... until ultimately, they show him aging and always pointing the blame for whatever, until, ... then run a clip of Sir Golfsalot laying blame on everyone else... That would be brutal, no?

Posted by: yip in Texas at August 20, 2011 11:36 AM (SyLEU)

33 I'm working on an outline to come up with a plan to appoint a blue ribbon panel to oversee an expert committee to have a commission look over proposals for a plan. Suck it congress!

Posted by: Yore prezidint, bitches at August 20, 2011 11:36 AM (nxptv)

34 "common sense" measures.....

And if you call right now, we'll throw in the butter knives, absolutely free.
And if you promise to tell three friends about the Kitchen Krisper, we'll include a full set of Iron Clad Common Sense Measures!

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at August 20, 2011 11:37 AM (lpWVn)

35 brb: receiving instructions from implanted brain chip.

Posted by: Pres. Bootney Farnsworth at August 20, 2011 11:37 AM (mCSGM)

36 You will bring me Lobster, after I golf!

Posted by: Journolist at August 20, 2011 11:37 AM (Fb9Q0)

37 appoint a blue ribbon panel

Jeffrey Imelt and Warren Buffet!

Posted by: Pres. Bootney Farnsworth at August 20, 2011 11:37 AM (mCSGM)

38 @29
Is this in Austin where Perry will be or is it at a Ron Paul event?

Posted by: Y-not at August 20, 2011 11:39 AM (5H6zj)

39 Sir Blamesalot

Posted by: cherry π at August 20, 2011 11:39 AM (OhYCU)

40 29 The Paulbots are already standing on street corners with signs. These are the most obsessive "fans" of a political candidate that I have ever seen. I'm waiting for them to start getting hysterical and passing out at his rallies.

Did you see this vid posted on a previous thread?

Talking with a Ron Paul supporter.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 20, 2011 11:39 AM (c0A3e)

41 I found Obama's Plan!
Follow link below!

http://tinyurl.com/25zt9cq

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTea at August 20, 2011 11:39 AM (mCSGM)

42 28 I have written my rep, David Price (D-NC, Dist 4) and told him to get his act together. He is to blame for the mess we're in. His boss thinks so, and there is no doubt in my mind either. Posted by: fused at August 20, 2011 03:34 PM (P34gz) I'm your neighbor in NC-13. Brad 'I'm getting death threats' Miller is my doucheman. Our districts are getting merged. Heh! Come on Bill Randall or BJ Lawson!!!

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at August 20, 2011 11:40 AM (nxptv)

43 At NRO, "Crom Wept."

I gather the new Conan is Not. Good.

Brief excerpt:
Revoltingly stupid, incomprehensibly plotted and edited, and overflowing with the kind of quasi-erotic torture porn (seemingly pulled wholesale out of a serial killerÂ’s wet dreams) thatÂ’s become a staple of both fantasy literature and Hollywood films this century. Easily one of the worst films IÂ’ve seen during decades of painfully slumming through mediocre genre fare

Posted by: Y-not at August 20, 2011 11:41 AM (5H6zj)

44 Obama was the guy who is supposedly post racial, a uniter, bi-partisan, wants compromise, for hope and change, change the way things are done in Washington, blah, blah, blah. Jeebus, after 2 1/2 years he still can't manage to give a speech without blaming Bush, the previous administration, or obstructionist repubs. Worse than President Gutsy Call aka SCofMF is the democrat fellating media who refuse to hold him responsible for his blatant lack of leadership.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2011 11:41 AM (eMPxE)

45 I used Ben Gay to convert to heterosexuality. Try it, it works!

Posted by: cherry π at August 20, 2011 11:41 AM (OhYCU)

Did you see this vid posted on a previous thread?

Talking with a Ron Paul supporter.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 20, 2011 03:39 PM (c0A3e)

LibertyConstitution! LibertyConstitution! LibertyConstitution! RonPaul RuPaul Alex Jones! LibertyConstitution! The End. I win the debate.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2011 11:42 AM (GULKT)

47 Overheard in Obama's strategy room . . .

"Maybe we can try blaming partisan politics again. Those rubes ate that shit up in 2008!"

Posted by: jeopardyjackson at August 20, 2011 11:42 AM (2gd6S)

I don't understand what Barry Gibb has to do with Burger King.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at August 20, 2011 11:42 AM (RZ8pf)

49 Looks as if the campaign is going to keep trying to run on that "adult in the room" theme, with the JEF not raising his voice, looking calm, speaking well, using generalities, nor really getting specific, while using codewords to show the Republicans as extreme, scary, mean, dangerous, crazy and more.

How long can he keep it up?

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at August 20, 2011 11:42 AM (4sQwu)

50 @50
Neither do I, PGiS.

How's the pup (Buddy?)?

Posted by: Y-not at August 20, 2011 11:43 AM (5H6zj)

51
We'll get through it. Obama is going to lose next year.

http://tinyurl.com/428c9xq

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTea at August 20, 2011 11:43 AM (mCSGM)

52 The problem with the phrase "stuttering cluster* of a miserable failure" is that it is hard to say without stuttering.

Posted by: Mindy at August 20, 2011 11:43 AM (Elg/R)

53 Here's an off-topic link if I may:

Some new arcade games coming along if anyone other than me is interested in such things. One has to do with shooting terrorists by Sega. Another is a racing game in over-the-top monster trucks with weapons. New Pac-Man arcade game gets a new cabinet and Transformers is being made into a pinball game

http://arcadeheroes.com

Posted by: Arcade Hero at August 20, 2011 11:44 AM (mmHDH)

54 18 Is he still talking about his budget plan that went 0-97 in the Senate?

Considering the number of "do-overs", he must be on Budget Plan #50.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby's at August 20, 2011 11:44 AM (o2lIv)

55 brb, I'm on official business in Martha's Vineyard, where I plan to talk to the many Republicans here about my new compromise jobs program.

Don't worry, I plan to spend no more than $3 trillion; ok $5 trillion tops on this program.

This time for sure it will work.

Posted by: King Putz at August 20, 2011 11:44 AM (ENKCw)

56 ATMs, internet and congress oh my!...ATMs, internet and congress oh my!

Posted by: Ron at August 20, 2011 11:44 AM (g+yPx)

57 50

I don't understand what Barry Gibb has to do with Burger King.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at August 20, 2011 03:42 PM (RZ8pf)

He resembles the Burger King mascot. That picture is almost the exact same expression "The King" has.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2011 11:45 AM (GULKT)

58 The King has the creepy pedophile look. I hope it's really gone.

Posted by: toby928™ at August 20, 2011 11:46 AM (GTbGH)

59 Obama brings back his fucked up budget plans more often than McDonalds brings back the McRib.

Posted by: sifty, Son of LiberTea at August 20, 2011 11:47 AM (mCSGM)

60 I don't know if any of The Hoard have noticed, but the one film that strikes a cold fear in the heart of every Moron is on netflix streaming...

HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN

Posted by: FORGER - Racist TEAhadi at August 20, 2011 11:47 AM (YGzTa)

61 Is it SCOAMF or SCOMF? "of Miserable Failure" sounds more powerful.

Posted by: Paris Paramus at August 20, 2011 11:47 AM (wc/Br)

62 ""common sense" measures he said would create jobs and help growth." Um, would those job creating common sense measures include the EPA closing down Coal plants, and thus directly putting people at those plants out of work, and also causing an increase in energy costs to businesses, that may end up being less able to hire? Good job, President Gutsy Call aka SCoaMF.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2011 11:48 AM (eMPxE)

63 Annnnnnd.....we're back!

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2011 03:01 PM (X6akg)

64 Hooray back up.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2011 03:02 PM (GULKT)

65 Alternate Caption for the photo:

While on Midwest bus tour, the Smartest President Ever points north.

Posted by: Kaisersoze at August 20, 2011 03:02 PM (NDZar)

66 BTW, I just finished the last part of After America blogging. It'll be up tomorrow. Sit on a big pillow when you read it. Why? (answer in invisotype below) Because it kicks ass!

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 20, 2011 03:04 PM (+JhHG)

67 Finally. I was beginning to twitch.

Posted by: MDH3 at August 20, 2011 03:04 PM (lg5vh)

68 Well that was fun. Glad Pixy was able to scare up some replacement hamsters on the weekend.

Posted by: Andy at August 20, 2011 03:05 PM (jyeSP)

69 WTH? I lost a whole afternoon of reading stammering clammering clusterfied clusterfucking clusterfuck... Man,, I'm cranky now.. I love me some AOS !

Posted by: yip in Texas at August 20, 2011 03:06 PM (SyLEU)

70 While running down all leads for the Best Appeal to Deus Ex Machina Award story ("ET no like carbon") like a speeding Hummer smooshing small furry things over Georgia backroads on a rainy night ... where am I?Â Anywho, one of the weighty references cited by the three dorm room philosophers was The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement and they have a website - www.vhemt.org! Prominently displayed on its home page is this statement: Â "Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow EarthÂ’s biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense." Two things: (1) I seriously doubt the extinctionists saw, much less appreciated, the irony in their statement's last four words, and (2) given free rein, I have no doubt the proponents of this movement would drop all pretense of their movement being "voluntary".

Posted by: No Whining at August 20, 2011 03:07 PM (8mZJQ)

71 Thanks Comrade Athur... I just bought the book and look forward to reading it after your review. Appreciate the effort!

Posted by: yip in Texas at August 20, 2011 03:07 PM (SyLEU)

72 national journal, ambinder and condon: No more will the president be focusing primarily on issues that can attract bipartisan support and appeal to a Republican House. And no longer will he be so willing to let Congress work out the details on its own. So, Dick Soetero admits she has never worked out any details? Is this news? She always said she had "plans;" were they merely a couple of chicken scratches and a smiley face? Furthermore, she's discarding pursuit of bipartisan ideas? Yet just a day or two ago she lectured us about how ideology and partisanship prevented progress. Ambinder and Condon have joined Dick's ranks... all of them, stuttering clusterfucks of miserable failure.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 20, 2011 03:08 PM (AZGON)

The problem with the phrase "stuttering cluster* of a miserable failure" is that it is hard to say without stuttering.

We're supposed to say it, like out loud?

I thought we were just supposed to type it. A lot.

Although, it is fun to say...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2011 03:09 PM (d0Tfm)

74 By the way, Ms. Marc Ambinder, some advice... A steady meal of Presidential ejaculate is not a balanced diet.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 20, 2011 03:10 PM (AZGON)

75 I had a thought about how Perry, conservatives and the Tea Party should respond to accusations of racism:

When your brother is going into debt you should tell him.
When it looks like your brother is doing the wrong thing, you should tell him.
When you think that your brothers assumptions and his actions based upon those assumptions are wrong, you should tell him.
When what your brother is doing isn't working, you should tell him.
When your brother won't learn, won't do home work, won't do school, you should make him.
When your brother won't work, and demands that you feed him, you should set limits. And if it comes to that, let your brother starve. Should you be his slave?
Do you love your brother enough to tell him when he has been wrong?

And if we are going to be a family, you have to play fair. The rules are the same for everybody

Posted by: Jack at August 20, 2011 03:20 PM (8IAHO)

76 I don't understand what Barry Gibb has to do with Burger King.

I always thought the Burger King mascot looked like John Kerry. Added to the creepiness.

Posted by: DSkinner at August 20, 2011 03:21 PM (n35+H)

77 Where am I and what hit me?

Posted by: ontherocks at August 20, 2011 03:27 PM (HBqDo)

78 What a great picture.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 20, 2011 03:27 PM (96V8l)

79 Some script on the main page is stuck in a loop that keeps downloading from yootoob and ytimg. It's eating system resources like crazy.

Posted by: wladyslaw kretyn at August 20, 2011 03:33 PM (fWdId)

80 That should be y-t-i-m-g, without the hyphens.

Posted by: wladyslaw kretyn at August 20, 2011 03:34 PM (fWdId)

81 That should be y-t-i-m-g, without the hyphens.

Posted by: wladyslaw kretyn at August 20, 2011 07:34 PM (fWdId)

Yeah, it was like that all morning.

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2011 03:37 PM (X6akg)

82 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable lobster eating failure.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 20, 2011 03:38 PM (p+mzQ)

83 I'm surprised he's just using his index fingers. Very 'new tone' of him.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2011 03:38 PM (FcR7P)

Nice work by S.Weasel.

Who fixed the blog?

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2011 03:42 PM (k47wS)

85 I am a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure!

Posted by: Dicky Bama at August 20, 2011 03:45 PM (geGVA)

86 when i wipe my bum one finger
controls the paper and the other three, depending on the speed and
thrust of my wipe- point in different directions
then my mom gives me a cookie

Posted by: lil tugger at August 20, 2011 03:48 PM (FduBR)

87 Mis-mis-mis,......rable,....fa,fa,faylure. You will be-be-be hearing from our le-legal department bi-bit-bitches.

Posted by: Stuttering Clusterfucks of America at August 20, 2011 03:54 PM (Vrb/j)

88 [Redacted in its entirety - Andy] Really? You're really going to copy and paste a comment that could be its own blog post and expect someone to read it? That may have been the most awesome post in the history of the Internet. Don't know. Lost interest. How about a link next time.

Posted by: Hopeful at August 20, 2011 03:55 PM (xorSl)

89 tl, dr

Posted by: FrankG at August 20, 2011 03:59 PM (ePQDZ)

90 How many times I gotta say it? I. Killed. Mafuggin bin laden.

Posted by: President Dick "Dick" Obama at August 20, 2011 04:03 PM (8sCoq)

91 No. 92 is Exhibit Z for why we need to raise the minimum voting age, post haste. When you factor in young Obamabots and Paulbots and reflexive malcontents it's quite literally the worst generation ever produced. They should be stripped of voting privileges until they turn 35 or until they're gainfully employed and out of their parents' abode, whichever event occurs last. In any event, Obama's nonsensical blame games suggest the internal polling even is worse than we'd figure. I suspect he's already 7-10 points behind Perry and roughly the same distance behind Romney. Look for the Dems to get even more ugly in the months to come.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at August 20, 2011 04:05 PM (iRlbA)

92 I didnt know Pixy could handle long comments. My plan, end withholding - do not appropriate funds for the process, then stand back and wait for the smoke to clear and rebuild. Or, go Article 5.

Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2011 04:11 PM (TjgR9)

93 Okay, I've been away for a while (business related). What exactly does SCOAMF stand for? I'm pretty sure I know the MF; what's the rest?

Posted by: RoadRunner at August 20, 2011 04:12 PM (a2RQZ)

94 92.

Srsly.

Typepad. Go. Get. Learn. Blog.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 20, 2011 04:12 PM (p+mzQ)

95 97 Okay, I've been away for a while (business related). What exactly does SCOAMF stand for? I'm pretty sure I know the MF; what's the rest?

Posted by: RoadRunner at August 20, 2011 08:12 PM (a2RQZ)

You'd be wrong for once. Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2011 04:14 PM (GULKT)

96
@ 95
Ff they're "children" and get to stay on Mommy & Daddy's medical until they're 25, then that at least is the new voting age.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 20, 2011 04:14 PM (p+mzQ)

97
Oh, and since 92 killed at least 27" of vertical space, I need to add that
Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

We return to our normal programming.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 20, 2011 04:16 PM (p+mzQ)

>>Posted by: Hopeful at August 20, 2011 07:55 PM (xorSl)

Hopeful? Really?

Seeems like you need a shot and a beer.
I'll buy buddy, sounds like you've got the makin's of a plan.

Posted by: ontherocks at August 20, 2011 04:24 PM (HBqDo)

99 I keep seeing online ads for Pon Raul and the money-bomb in honor of his birthday today. Makes me wish I was smart enough to get people to throw away their money by giving it to me.

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 20, 2011 04:37 PM (Zgfnd)

100 Ha Ha! I was thinking about this yesterday. I was wondering if the White House press Corp., also known as obamas fan club, was ever going to ask him where the buck stops. I recall them asking President George W. Bush that question all time, obviously for partison political reasons. But no one in the liberal media has bothered to ask obama that question while he blames everything and everyone else for his failed policies.

Posted by: James at August 20, 2011 04:41 PM (5c/7K)

101 A vacationing U.S. President Barack Obama accused Congress on Saturday of holding back the U.S. economic recovery by blocking "common sense" measures he said would create jobs and help growth. Yes, "Common Sense" ideas SO obvious, it took Obama 3 years to decide to propose them... NEXT month.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 20, 2011 04:50 PM (kUaEF)

102 Off, sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 20, 2011 04:50 PM (kUaEF)

103 Ref the Chris Christie sidebar... CC can say Global Warming is happening. He can say itÂ’s caused by man. But unless he says we should spend hundreds of billions of dollars to DO something about it, it doesnÂ’t matter! Look at the first paragraph of the quoted story In vetoing a bill (S2946) that would have required New Jersey to stay in a regional program intended to curb greenhouse gases... That doesnÂ’t seem like the actions of a man whoÂ’s concerned about Global Warming.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 20, 2011 04:54 PM (+JhHG)

104 TodayÂ Â Â Â ( today ... today ... today ) I am theÂ Â Â Â ( I am the ... I am the ... I am the ) StutteringestÂ Â Â Â (Â stutteringest ...Â stutteringest ...Â stutteringest ) ClusterfuckÂ Â Â Â ( clusterfuck ...Â clusterfuck ...Â clusterfuck ) Of a MiserableÂ Â Â Â ( of a miserable ...Â of a miserable ...Â of a miserable ) Failure in theÂ Â Â Â ( failure in the ... failure in the ... failure in the ) History of the world!Â Â Â Â ( history of the world! ... history of the world! ... history of the world! )

Posted by: Barky O'Bumbler, SCoaMF de Luxe at August 20, 2011 05:16 PM (ofmYm)

105 Yep! I was agreed, I'll keep in touch to your blog.

Posted by: Dead Until Dark AudioBook at August 20, 2011 05:44 PM (AJOiT)

106

Click and lern THE TRUTH!!!!

KayInMaine says: August 20, 2011 at 9:08 AM the attack was orchestrated through Glenn Beck & NAZI Netanyahu, because Glenn Beck started his radio program the day of this attack with the story and screaming, Â“Why is the media not talking about this!!!Â”, implying that heÂ’s the only one who cares about the Jews to garner sympathy for a government that commits atrocities against the brown Palestinians (occupying THEIR land!) while being backed by Wall Builders which is owned by anti-Semites!

The Egyptians are not happy with Israel right now and if they retaliate, who will be blamed? Well, the Egyptians of course! Just like American republicans, the Israeli government can never take the blame and will make sure everyone else is to blame. See? *spit!*

Posted by: KayInMaine at August 20, 2011 06:00 PM (oveQS)

107

Obama loves Martha's Vineyard sooooo much he has mandated Section 8 public housing for over three thousand units! Serves all those leftwingnut moonbats right. Now they get to have all those gangsters from Philly beautify the place.

Go Obama. Now set up some public housing in Hollywood and in the Main Line, maybe Grosse Point.

Posted by: Molon Labe at August 20, 2011 07:28 PM (JyCYK)

108 My father had the same trait of blaming everything and everyone else for, well, anything. It was amazing, the variety, complexity and sheer tonnage of excuses he could spool off ! Yet never content with however he'd already blamed something away, he was always tinkering with and trotting out some new and shinier scenario of exculpation. The only manner in which he would ever take any responsibility for the crapfest he made of our family life was by claiming that he was Too Good to Us, and we didn't know how to be properly grateful so we lashed out and made our lives miserable. By the way, he was eventually diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Posted by: Sistrum at August 20, 2011 10:12 PM (0ohaR)

109 77: apparently you just are not praticing enough, I can call him a stutturing clusterfcuk of a miserable failure all day long :-) unless that spelling gets me banned.

Posted by: rob in katy at August 21, 2011 07:20 AM (PiTBB)

110 95, 98 102 and Andy Andy -- fair 'nuff, your blog. However, I don't have a way to link, it is original writing and I don't maintain an online presence because of my visible business profile. Want to throw some Ideas in the fray but can't blog because of public profile and massive time constraints. 102 -- beer and shot would be good. No plan though if I think I know what you imply -- too much to lose (see below) 95 -- approaching 50, voted for McCain, Reagan before it was cool, both Bushes every time, Dole. Pretty conventional. Satisfied with Perry or Romney given circumstances. 98 -- good idea but I have three kids, wife, uber full time job, plus volunteer coach, etc. -- blogging ain't gonna happen. 102 -- very senior high-profile exec in my industry, steady as a rock, no threat, not crazy. Wouldn't be so wound up if I didn't have kids. Terribly worried where this all ends up for them. Ivy degrees in history and engineering, the history is what makes me so passionate about calling this direction like I see it. Yes, in my view, the truth sounds crazy and radical, but in reality it is not. Terrible things can still happen. I am not going to start them, but that doesn't mean I can't fret on behalf of my kids and other good people. A drink helps but I am hoping for a trajectory change. I can't change much so I will have to chill eventually -- just in a funk over all the unnecessary carnage.

Posted by: Hopeful at August 21, 2011 09:40 AM (ZWFYZ)

111 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2011 10:36 AM (MY5Eh)

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