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August 28, 2011

SCOAMFOTUS' Greatest Hits
— Ace

Good stuff.

Like any good greatest hits compilation, you know all the words, but it's still fun to listen to.

Thanks to MichaelR.

Posted by: Ace at 01:32 PM | Comments (181)
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1 Wow that guy sucks cock.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 28, 2011 01:35 PM (B0ebt)

2 "Flake" is so genteel....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 28, 2011 01:35 PM (GKQDR)

3 !!!!!

Wow.

Those health care townhalls -- geezus. I forgot how cringeworthy those were.

Stuttering clusterfuck indeed.

Posted by: lu at August 28, 2011 01:37 PM (vQTgv)

4 Sorry "corpse-men" didn't get in there, too. And so many others....

SCOAMFOTUS doesn't really do Osama Obama justice. Ya gotta say it all, long and loud:

He's a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

_{And a traitor, but never mind that for now.}

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 28, 2011 01:40 PM (YjjrR)

5 He certainly wants to stop the rise of privacy. Oops. He said what he really meant.

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Dad at August 28, 2011 01:40 PM (YulS3)

6 We need to put some of these gaffs up on commercials. If I had money I would do it.

Posted by: POOR TEXAN at August 28, 2011 01:41 PM (TC/9F)

7 Give me back my breathalizer!

Posted by: Piggy at August 28, 2011 01:43 PM (dkLGh)

8 Oh. Mwoi. Gwawd.

Posted by: Gam.Peller at August 28, 2011 01:44 PM (hyP1j)

9
Made it half way. Had to turn it off.

I am still interested in Pamella's cheer leader pics though.

Posted by: sTevo at August 28, 2011 01:45 PM (VMcEw)

10 Barry is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure

Posted by: phreshone at August 28, 2011 01:45 PM (T3vCe)

11 Ladies and gentlemen: This is Harvard Law School's best and brightest.

Thank God we have such ubermensches to rule over us.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 28, 2011 01:45 PM (73tyQ)

12 need to end compilations like that with audio of the 'clean, articulate' remark (from Reid? or Biden?) and then show the nerdiest girly bike mom jeans helmet pic in splitscreen with bush clearing brush at the ranch and write, 'well, at least he's clean.' This is my great artistic vision.

Posted by: Adrian at August 28, 2011 01:46 PM (PY4xx)

13 9
Greatest president evah!

Posted by: Jackson & Sharpton, Obama Anal Hemorrhoidal Tags at August 28, 2011 05:45 PM (Lt/Za)

I don't think either of them think that. But they don't dare say otherwise.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 28, 2011 01:46 PM (73tyQ)

14 SCOAMF--no, that's not the company that makes bowling alley equipment and air hockey games....

Posted by: Paris Paramus at August 28, 2011 01:47 PM (kfz40)

15 Oh, I feel faint from all the wonderfulness.

Posted by: DNC Plant Audience Member at August 28, 2011 01:48 PM (5I0Yr)

16 This one with Al Not-So-Sharpton is kind of fun too

Posted by: beedubya at August 28, 2011 01:50 PM (AnTyA)

17 "SCOAMF--no, that's not the company that makes bowling alley equipment and air hockey games...." It could be the company that licenses the operating systems for bowling alley equipment and air hockey games.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at August 28, 2011 01:50 PM (cbyrC)

18 Obama is the smartest man to ever be elected POTUS. His IQ is off the charts

Posted by: Michael Beschloss, Presidential Historian with Lots of Credibility at August 28, 2011 01:51 PM (AnTyA)

19 Someone needs to do this with Biden's greatest hits: Are you a bran muffin?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 28, 2011 01:52 PM (7utQ2)

20 The country's in the very best of hands with this stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at the helm.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2011 01:52 PM (d0Tfm)

21 my health disparities class starts this week, do you guys think if I memorized that town hall inhaler quotation and stumbled through it as a question to my prof, the class would get the reference or would they think i'm really that stupid? it's not like that moment was ever covered by the MFM, so I don't think any non-moron would recognize it the way we do.

Posted by: Adrian at August 28, 2011 01:52 PM (PY4xx)

22 He's like a god, above all us RINO dhimmis (Rhimmis).

Posted by: december1971 at August 28, 2011 01:52 PM (S29ZL)

23 Beautimus Maximus.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 28, 2011 01:53 PM (WCm02)

24 We are going to be in the best of hands when the SHTF over the next few months.

In the end, there will be only chaos.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 28, 2011 01:53 PM (uH/cQ)

25 The top result for a stuttering+obama search at YouTube: The Obama Stutter

Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2011 01:53 PM (8Pgd/)

26 Let us all remember....he just needs to communicate better.

Irony meter....BUSTED.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 28, 2011 01:54 PM (7utQ2)

27 a collection of his greatest slips....

thank gawd we elected the smart guy.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 28, 2011 01:54 PM (d1FhN)

28 Wow, that was hilarious!!

IDIOCRACY, It's not just a movie anymore!

Posted by: USNA1985 at August 28, 2011 01:54 PM (U3TDy)

29 I can't wait for the upcoming Chris Wallace clip in which he asks the Bamster: "Are you a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure?"

Posted by: rockhead at August 28, 2011 01:56 PM (ZMHGo)

30 End it with a screen asking 'Four more years?' and run it as an election ad.

Posted by: Retread at August 28, 2011 01:56 PM (G+7cD)

The video didn't contain Preznit Post Turtle talking to Geo Staphinfectionopolous about his muslim faith.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 28, 2011 01:56 PM (jucos)

32 Adrian at August 28, 2011 05:46 PM (PY4xx)

I hear ya... But there's a better photo comparison I saw on the 'tubes.

It shows Bush clearing brush on his ranch. And Obama hanging curtains in some room in Chicago.

"Manliness....Some people have it. And some don't."

Posted by: ed at August 28, 2011 01:56 PM (NIJTu)

33 24 my health disparities class starts this week, Posted by: Adrian at August 28, 2011 05:52 PM (PY4xx) I swear I just heard Galen weep.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 28, 2011 01:56 PM (bxiXv)

34 One thin November soon
A stuttering clusterfuck disaffects
On MSNBC 11/3/2012

Vapors rise as
Michelle settles on an tamale
Lincoln's bones dissolved

Snow pack from the mountain
Beckons another tax payer funded vacation
Two jets await the journey

Then dirt is flung
Kindling is placed in the 'hood
For lightning the conflagration

Unknown creatures
Take their leave, flash mobbing
Police hide from the conflict

Citizen seeks heroes and friends
The bell of the city
Is rung for the last time

The shit herd rages
The hour of burning has arrived
Here are your tools

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at August 28, 2011 01:58 PM (lpWVn)

Marco Rubio speaks.

Compare and contrast, y'all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2011 01:59 PM (d0Tfm)

36 I swear I just heard Galen weep.

Why would Penn State's offensive coordinator be crying?

College football starts this week.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 28, 2011 01:59 PM (7utQ2)

37 Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at August 28, 2011 05:58 PM (lpWVn) That was absolutely brilliant.

Posted by: 1 * at August 28, 2011 02:01 PM (S29ZL)

38 I might be out of a job come January 2013.

Posted by: Porky Pig at August 28, 2011 02:01 PM (8Pgd/)

39 19 This one with Al Not-So-Sharpton is kind of fun too

Posted by: beedubya at August 28, 2011 05:50 PM (AnTyA)

Oh, the inanity! Thanks for the post. Especially enjoyed the end.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 28, 2011 02:03 PM (WCm02)

40 I think we need to start referring to Obama (SCoaMF) in the way that Muslims refer to their prophet. It'll take a few months for the progs to catch on.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 28, 2011 02:03 PM (73tyQ)

41 Good, but would have been better if Wallace had been saying "are you a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure?" I'm sure I won't the the first, or last, to point this out.

Posted by: Peaches at August 28, 2011 02:04 PM (hKbUC)

42 Why would Penn State's offensive coordinator be crying?

Because he realized they have Iowa on their schedule again?

Posted by: Mister Christopher at August 28, 2011 02:05 PM (cjGZv)

43 Adrian at August 28, 2011 05:52 PM (PY4xx)

That would be very witty and clever. And very, very dangerous.

So....

I recommend you just bask in the glow of the congratulations from my feeble comment and leave it at that.

Cuz if they ever figure out what you did, they'll hate you with the heat of a thousand suns, and they won't rest until they have their brutal revenge.

Posted by: ed at August 28, 2011 02:06 PM (NIJTu)

44 Ooops..I linked the wrong Sharpton video..this one actually is funny

Posted by: beedubya at August 28, 2011 02:06 PM (AnTyA)

45 I'm paraphrasing, but,

If you voted for him because you wanted to prove how smart you are,

. . . then you better vote him out to prove you're not stupid.

Or if you are an Oregon teachers' union member, to prove your not stupid.

Stop it right now! Whose laughing out there?

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at August 28, 2011 02:06 PM (4sQwu)

46 TSA takes 23 months to answer FOIA request Nearly two years ago, The Daily News filed an open records request with the Transportation Security Administration, intending to shed light on how a Â“high riskÂ” sex offender could pass a federal background check to work at the Port of Galveston.

It took 23 months for the administration, part of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, to answer the newspaperÂ’s request under the Freedom of Information Act. Neither the administration nor TexasÂ’ congressional representatives responded to questions on whether the time lapse was acceptable.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 28, 2011 02:07 PM (PcoXF)

47
We much elect Obama we much.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 28, 2011 02:09 PM (F2lG1)

Among the findings of the August Sachs/Mason-Dixon Florida Poll:

***51 percent of Floridians would vote for Governor Romney compared to 43 percent for President Obama;

***In a hypothetical matchup with Texas Governor Rick Perry, Perry leads with 46 percent to Obama's 45 percent;

***President Obama leads Congresswoman Michele Bachmann 46 percent to 44 percent; and

***41 percent of Floridians approve of President Obama's job performance while 56 percent disapprove. Fifty five percent of independents disapprove.

Posted by: robtr CGE Liberation Front at August 28, 2011 02:10 PM (MtwBb)

49 What a maroon.....

Posted by: FU52 at August 28, 2011 02:11 PM (NZu+i)

50 oh how funny...

not.

I'm pretty sure a majority of those comments were made following 1 to 2 hours of sleep on the campaign trail (I stopped watching after 30 seconds). And EVERY one who speaks as much as Obama will make faux pas.

let's not be silly now with this tripe.

Posted by: proudonkey at August 28, 2011 02:12 PM (NadeK)

51 It still boggles the mind that this is the guy the MFM was touting as the smoothest speechifier of all time. And dipshits listened to this tongue-tied dumbfuck, ignored what they heard, and believed what Chris Matthews was telling them instead.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 28, 2011 02:12 PM (JTbsR)

52 Posted by: proudonkey at August 28, 2011 06:12 PM (NadeK)

Suck it up, buttercup. This is the fucking retard you voted for.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 28, 2011 02:14 PM (JTbsR)

53 That chin of his is pointing less and less skyward these days isn't it?

Posted by: Spiker at August 28, 2011 02:14 PM (4t9J5)

54 @56

and I'm proud of having voted for a competent President.

Posted by: proudonkey at August 28, 2011 02:15 PM (NadeK)

55 Posted by: proudonkey at August 28, 2011 06:12 PM (NadeK)

Yep, Obama is the same as Bush.

Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2011 02:15 PM (8Pgd/)

56 and I'm proud of having voted for a competent President.

Posted by: proudonkey at August 28, 2011 06:15 PM (NadeK)

You voted for Bush? Doesn't seem like you.

Posted by: robtr CGE Liberation Front at August 28, 2011 02:17 PM (MtwBb)

57 and I'm proud of having voted for a competent President.

I'll assume you're talking about some other President than the lazy preening fuckstick occupying the office right now.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 28, 2011 02:18 PM (JTbsR)

58 @60

Did I say illiterate monkey...I kid, I kid

Posted by: proudonkey at August 28, 2011 02:18 PM (NadeK)

59 President clusterfuck is down the 38% approval in gallup today.

Posted by: robtr at August 28, 2011 02:18 PM (MtwBb)

60 But, Sarah Palin is stoooopid.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at August 28, 2011 02:20 PM (QBQcg)

61 Toughest inteview I've ever seen Wallace give. He just would not give up until the question was answered!

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 28, 2011 02:20 PM (+JhHG)

62 1 to 2 hours of sleep on the campaign trail

His budget skills are lacking?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 28, 2011 02:21 PM (PcoXF)

And EVERY one who speaks as much as Obama will make faux pas.

Retard says EVERY one?

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2011 02:21 PM (dkLGh)

and I'm proud of having voted for a competent President.

That's right..he may be a SCOAMF, but he's their SCOAMF.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 28, 2011 02:21 PM (KbEJl)

65 I want a 3000% salary increase and a big fat pension or I'm walking, pal.

Posted by: TOTUS at August 28, 2011 02:22 PM (YhI7X)

But, Sarah Palin is stoooopid.

Let's leave the logical fallacies to the trolls

...and AHOY!

Posted by: PALINISTO! at August 28, 2011 02:22 PM (dkLGh)

67 Did I say illiterate monkey...I kid, I kid

Posted by: proudonkey at August 28, 2011 06:18 PM (NadeK)

Don't you think calling Obama an "illiterate monkey" (your words) is a tad bit racist?

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 28, 2011 02:24 PM (WCm02)

a competent President.

This word...

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at August 28, 2011 02:24 PM (dkLGh)

69 >>And EVERY one who speaks as much as Obama will make faux pas. Nobody talks as much as Obama. Nobody. And every time he speaks bad shit happens.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2011 02:25 PM (TMB3S)

70 "and I'm proud of having voted for a competent President." You cannot possibly be this stupid.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at August 28, 2011 02:27 PM (N8eC4)

71 but the SCFOAMF cut his vacation short by a half day to come back and kick the mean storms ass back out to sea just to save all the folks on the east side. what more do you want from him? give the guy a break.

Posted by: Racefan at August 28, 2011 02:28 PM (acGgQ)

72 I've seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Or-ee-on...

Posted by: Barack Batty at August 28, 2011 02:30 PM (ttbVS)

73 To whom is the troll referring to when it speaks of competence? I do not think it is using competence in the way it is traditionally used.

Posted by: GW McLintock at August 28, 2011 02:30 PM (PZDGz)

74 Obama's got electrolytes!

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 28, 2011 02:30 PM (9RzZV)

75 Is it just me, or does Janet Nappyholitano look like a human/skunk hybrid?

Posted by: Doctor What?!?!?!? at August 28, 2011 02:33 PM (WCm02)

76 Roses are red, violets are blue, and President Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Phil at August 28, 2011 02:33 PM (xoB60)

77
Quick, someone get me a breathalizer!

prouddonkeypunched's craziness has got me laughing so damn much.

Posted by: Moron trying to catch his breath at August 28, 2011 02:34 PM (ttbVS)

Corpsemen!!

Posted by: TerryG at August 28, 2011 02:34 PM (Jqwjs)

79 I do realize watching the SCOAMF make gaffes is difficult when there is so much 'pride' in having voted for a SCOAMF. It got swindled, and, what's the word the SCOAMF used one time...bamboozled?

Yes, the SCOAMF bamboozled it and it is not happy.

Posted by: GW McLintock at August 28, 2011 02:34 PM (PZDGz)

80 btw, according to the lastest GAO report, Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of miserable failure.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at August 28, 2011 02:34 PM (N8eC4)

81 I've seen those human/skunk hybrids and believe me she looks worse.

Posted by: Ronster at August 28, 2011 02:34 PM (4fcWw)

82 >>Is it just me, or does Janet Nappyholitano look like a human/skunk hybrid? Looks more like Fred Flintstone to me. I keep expecting her to belt our a Yabba Dabba Doo.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2011 02:35 PM (TMB3S)

83 66 1 to 2 hours of sleep on the campaign trail

His budget skills are lacking?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 28, 2011 06:21 PM (PcoXF)

Thank you for saying that sir, thank you very much.

Posted by: twoslaps at August 28, 2011 02:35 PM (Bo7bD)

84 Slips of the tongue are one thing, but deliberate incitements that call a candidate's very credibility into question are another. Â Rick Perry has effectively ended his campaign by accusing Ben Bernanke of treason and reducing his status to that of a spit-balling Tea Partier. Â He does not stand a chance with moderate Republicans and independents if he can't get a grip on himself and stop spewing such vicious bile. Â If a Democratic candidate even hinted at the death penalty for a public official, Â just imagine the hysteria over at Fox News. Â Yet Perry and his overheated rhetoric are welcome by the radical wing of the extremist Â GOP, who like nothing more than to ignore this hate speech in favor of demonizing Obama for a few harmless, unscripted comments.

Posted by: SandyB at August 28, 2011 02:36 PM (gP7iJ)

85 I do like how it makes allowances for its men in its life; however, applying the same principles to others is not possible nor consistent with its worldview.

Posted by: GW McLintock at August 28, 2011 02:37 PM (PZDGz)

86 Ask not for whom the troll swells
It swells for SCoaMF

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at August 28, 2011 02:38 PM (lpWVn)

87 Yeah, I keep on hearing what a gifted orator the SCOAMFOTUS is, but I've yet to see any evidence of it.

I love this video, it shows what a stumbling asshole he really is. Even having a 'prompter to read doesn't help.

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT at August 28, 2011 02:38 PM (Zgfnd)

88 I'm a little disappointed they didn't have the "my Muslim religion" quote in there . . .

Posted by: Peaches at August 28, 2011 02:38 PM (hKbUC)

89 Momma always said, "Presidentin' is hard, Forrest."

Posted by: Forrest Gump at August 28, 2011 02:38 PM (oCMdU)

90
I would love to be able go back to the miserable economic condition of ANY year of W's 2 terms.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 28, 2011 02:39 PM (ud5dN)

91 Posted by: SandyB at August 28, 2011 06:36 PM (gP7iJ)

I'm sure you're right. But, first, you will blow me.

Posted by: Peaches at August 28, 2011 02:39 PM (hKbUC)

92 88 why do have to resort to lies and slander?
Why don't you put words in your Lord Obama's mouth and twist them?

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at August 28, 2011 02:40 PM (lpWVn)

93 Good Rick Perry imitation, Peaches. All vulgarity, no substance.

Posted by: SandyB at August 28, 2011 02:41 PM (gP7iJ)

94 The SCOAMF's credibility is scant and Perry is quite right in calling it into question. Apparently, your head is so far up the SCOAMF's ass you can't see that he is in over his head and should go back to community organizing.

Everything the SCOAMF does has to be scripted, otherwise he comes off sounding like an idiot.

You don't get out much, do you? I mean out from the preening circle of bile thrown by you and your goons on the left.

Posted by: GW McLintock at August 28, 2011 02:41 PM (PZDGz)

95 Yet Perry and his overheated rhetoric are welcome by the radical wing of the extremist GOP

Don't look at the polls. They have SCoaMF losing to some guy who only appeals to the "radical wing of the extremist GOP", whateverthefuck you think that is.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 28, 2011 02:42 PM (JTbsR)

96 88 Slips of the tongue are one thing, but deliberate incitements that call a candidate's very credibility into question are another....
Posted by: SandyB at August 28, 2011 06:36 PM (gP7iJ)

Perry said it was "almost treasonous". Big difference. Now, let us hear you condemn Obama for calling George Bush "unpatriotic". Waiting....

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 28, 2011 02:43 PM (WCm02)

97 Posted by: SandyB at August 28, 2011 06:36 PM (gP7iJ) As opposed to ..."bitterly clinging to their guns and religion....afraid of those who don't look like them"

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at August 28, 2011 02:43 PM (QBQcg)

Posted by: SandyB at August 28, 2011 06:36 PM (gP7iJ)

Huntsman right?

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 28, 2011 02:44 PM (jucos)

99 "typical white person"

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 28, 2011 02:44 PM (JTbsR)

100 "Rick Perry has effectively ended his campaign by accusing Ben Bernanke of treason and reducing his status to that of a spit-balling Tea Partier." hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha...*breath*...hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha Ha No, seriously, your fucking guy accuses Republicans of being terrorist hostage takers and racial enemies of offwhite people, and you think you have a chance with ANY non-communist 'merican? No, sorry, Barry O' is a stuttering clusterfuck of ignorant failure and you should remove his shriveled trouser snail from your mouth before you get lockjaw.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at August 28, 2011 02:44 PM (N8eC4)

101 Are we in fact certain that the SCOAMF is a SCOAMF? Inhaler, breathalizer ... it's an easy mistake ... he could just be lapsing into ebonics.

Posted by: Col KOStard, with the glove, in the closet at August 28, 2011 02:44 PM (Sd30e)

102 I don't pay attention to Fox News or Rasmussen polls, which are conducted by that radical wing in an attempt to sway public opinion. Good try, Waterhouse.

Posted by: SandyB at August 28, 2011 02:45 PM (gP7iJ)

103 Good Rick Perry imitation, Peaches. All vulgarity, no substance.

This is you, isn't it, Sandy? Don't be shy, we know you a superstar.

Posted by: Peaches at August 28, 2011 02:45 PM (hKbUC)

104 All vulgarity, no substance.

I bet you were one of the folks cheering when the SCOAMF flipped off Hillary, then Palin, then McCain on his stump speeches.

Your worldview is inadequate to make statements on substance.

Posted by: GW McLintock at August 28, 2011 02:46 PM (PZDGz)

105 not.
I'm pretty sure a majority of those comments were made following 1 to 2 hours of sleep on the campaign trail (I stopped watching after 30 seconds). And EVERY one who speaks as much as Obama will make faux pas.

Yeah..I know..it can happen to anyone. Take Palin for instance. Remember how she said that you could see Russia from Alaska..from an island.

Gawd how stupid was that.

Or how she associated The Tea Party with an event in 1773. What a moron

Posted by: beedubya at August 28, 2011 02:47 PM (AnTyA)

106 I don't pay attention.

Posted by: Sandy Vagina at August 28, 2011 02:47 PM (dkLGh)

107 I think Averagejoe is in the house.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 28, 2011 02:47 PM (jucos)

108

Huntsman right?

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey

average joe

Posted by: drybrush at August 28, 2011 02:47 PM (mIucK)

109 the question is, can we survive until 2013?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 28, 2011 02:47 PM (4nfy2)

110 SandyB... hmmm...

Sandy Burglar? Shouldn't you be off somewhere stuffing damaging documents in your undies and socks, prepping the way for Hillary to run against the stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure?

Posted by: enquiring mind at August 28, 2011 02:47 PM (ttbVS)

111 And EVERY one who speaks as much as Obama will make faux pas.

Almost like it's God's way of saying, hey, stfu for 5 minutes once in a while, sparky.

Posted by: Peaches at August 28, 2011 02:48 PM (hKbUC)

112 Posted by: SandyB at August 28, 2011 06:45 PM (gP7iJ)

Are those hidden documents in your pants, or are you just glad to see us?

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT at August 28, 2011 02:48 PM (Zgfnd)

113 I don't pay attention to Fox News or Rasmussen polls, which are conducted by that radical wing in an attempt to sway public opinion.

You mean Rasmussen, the most accurate pollster out there? Anyway, try Gallup, you fucking imbecile. Or stay the ignorant shit-for-brains Obot are, so you can avoid crying yourself to sleep.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 28, 2011 02:48 PM (JTbsR)

114 I don't pay attention to Fox News or Rasmussen polls, which are conducted by that radical wing in an attempt to sway public opinion.

You don't pay attention to much, other than your feelings.

Posted by: GW McLintock at August 28, 2011 02:48 PM (PZDGz)

115

Posted by: SandyB at August 28, 2011 06:41 PM (gP7iJ)

hows this SandyB? but first you will us all.

Posted by: Racefan at August 28, 2011 02:49 PM (acGgQ)

116 Threatening to starve seniors if even deeper cuts are not made in their benefits is pretty close to hostage-taking. An accurate analogy is not remotely comparable to recklessly accusing the Chairman of the Federal Reserve of a capital offense, and you know it, Vercingetorix.

Posted by: SandyB at August 28, 2011 02:49 PM (gP7iJ)

117 Dammit, Sandy, get off that damn computer and get out to the barn, the donkey's balls aren't gonna drain themselves, you hoser.

Posted by: Sandy's longsuffering mom at August 28, 2011 02:51 PM (hKbUC)

118 average joe Posted by: drybrush at August 28, 2011 06:47 PM (mIucK) Yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2011 02:51 PM (TMB3S)

119 You could put lipstick on this stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure, but I would still be a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Candidate Obama 2008 at August 28, 2011 02:53 PM (8Pgd/)

120 SandyB Nothing you can say will change the fact that Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at August 28, 2011 02:53 PM (QBQcg)

121 HaHaHaHa That Bush is such a village idiot. HaHaHaHa What a dunce.

Posted by: MSM at August 28, 2011 02:53 PM (mexsR)

122

An accurate analogy is not remotely comparable to recklessly accusing the Chairman of the Federal Reserve of a capital offense, and you know it, Vercingetorix.

This hurt my grey matter.

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2011 02:54 PM (dkLGh)

123 No use arguing with the obots, Waterhouse. They've had the wool pulled over their eyes so long that they crave it for its warmth.

Posted by: Average Joe at August 28, 2011 02:54 PM (gP7iJ)

124 Hi rons, I'm really happy he is stupid and evil instaed of smart and evil. It will not be a ckae walk, but he is gone after this term.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 28, 2011 02:55 PM (ZDUD4)

125 Was that a Honey Badger ref. on the new Madden '12 Commercial!?

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2011 02:56 PM (dkLGh)

126 "Threatening to starve seniors if even deeper cuts are not made in their benefits is pretty close to hostage-taking." Bullshit, idiot. Last time I checked, OBAMA was the one talking about starving seniors if we didn't raise his gut-busting budget. Trillion dollar deficits for the first time ever (and continuing)? The recession ended before a single dime of "stimulus" money was spent? But Baby Doc Obama wanted his magic choo-choo trains and death panels - he just HAD to have them. We ain't got a thin dime we can cut from the budget, he says, big fucking Joker clown face on and his pockets turned inside out, but if we don't fund Lesbian cowboy poetry, I'll cut off her cancer meds. He'll do it anyways. Listen, you ain't got a leg to stand on, Stumpy.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at August 28, 2011 02:57 PM (N8eC4)

127 Fuck you and your stupid fucking shtick, Average Joe.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 28, 2011 02:57 PM (JTbsR)

128 The Presidential motorcade could use a specially reinforced short, yellow school bus.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 28, 2011 02:58 PM (GKQDR)

129 Old grizzled, nothing you can say will help a trigger-happy Texas cowboy beat a Harvard-trained Constitutional scholar.

Posted by: SandyB at August 28, 2011 02:58 PM (gP7iJ)

130 AoSQ NFL Fantasy draft in 2 hours, Who's been studying?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 28, 2011 02:59 PM (ZDUD4)

131 You're welcome, Waterhouse.

Posted by: Average Joe at August 28, 2011 03:00 PM (gP7iJ)

132 OK, now which one of you posted as Proudonkey, or is that commenter really that stupid?

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT at August 28, 2011 03:00 PM (Zgfnd)

133 Maddens Grandpa was a Honey Badger..... didnt you know that?

Posted by: Racefan at August 28, 2011 03:00 PM (acGgQ)

134 Harvard-trained Constitutional scholar. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAAA. One would think a "Constitutional Scholar" wouldn't be shitting all over the Constitution.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at August 28, 2011 03:00 PM (QBQcg)

135

OT, but football? any groups left? If so please let me know. Came in 2nd last year, looking forward to kicking MORE moron butts!!

Posted by: Blitz at August 28, 2011 03:01 PM (yhs8y)

136 Old grizzled, nothing you can say will help a trigger-happy Texas cowboy beat a Harvard-trained Constitutional scholar. Posted by: SandyB at August 28, 2011 06:58 PM That would work if they had a Harvard trained Constitutional scholar. They have an affirmative action slacker that has never had a real job or accomplished anything of real value. He is a professional bullshitter that has been exposed.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 28, 2011 03:01 PM (ZDUD4)

137 A comment indistinguishable from what a doctrinaire lefty would write is neither satire nor clever socking. I have no idea what stupid thrill it gives you.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 28, 2011 03:02 PM (JTbsR)

138 The Constitution is a living, dynamic document, Old grizzled. I know that you'd prefer that it still permitted slavery and the execution of mentally disabled minors, but time moves on.

Posted by: SandyB at August 28, 2011 03:04 PM (gP7iJ)

139 That would work if they had a Harvard trained Constitutional scholar. They have an affirmative action slacker that has never had a real job or accomplished anything of real value. He is a professional bullshitter that has been exposed.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 28, 2011 07:01 PM (ZDUD4)

about sums it up. I can't add anything to that. Very succinct, OS.

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 28, 2011 03:05 PM (AxHOT)

140

Sandy, Sandy, Sandy. It was your little precious president that threatened to cut of your grandmother's SS check, darlin', not Rick Perry.

And Perry was right about Bernanke's actions. If he increases the quantity of money for political purposes, that is almost treasonous. His QE I and II have caused inflation rates to go up to the 10% mark. Have you been to a grocery store lately? Or a gas station? Or do you know what those funny looking little characters are that aren't letters?

The rest of us call them "numbers." You might want to find out more about them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2011 03:05 PM (d0Tfm)

141 Barry, we're gonna have to let you go. There's a reason we're trying to stay anonymous and you're not helping the cause much.

Posted by: Stuttering Clusterfucks Of Miserable Failures Anonymous at August 28, 2011 03:06 PM (xoB60)

142 I'm sure you're an expert on clever socking, Waterhouse. I eagerly await your advice.

Posted by: Average Joe at August 28, 2011 03:07 PM (gP7iJ)

143 Ah, and the ad hominem racists attacks begin. Good for you Sandy. It usually doesn't take this long for the idiotic calls for racism. Hate to break it to you, but it is the dhimmis that are the party of segregation, slaveyr, the KKK, and Jim Crow.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at August 28, 2011 03:09 PM (QBQcg)

144 Speaking of flakes, Detroit's loss is Dallas' gain. (Detroit News.com)

"Will leave politics" -- who'll be pulling JWP's strings?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 28, 2011 03:10 PM (PcoXF)

145 Old salior, just call the President "boy" next time instead of invoking "affirmative action." It's much fewer letters, and makes the same point.

Posted by: SandyB at August 28, 2011 03:10 PM (gP7iJ)

146 The Constitution is a living, dynamic document, Old grizzled. I know that you'd prefer that it still permitted slavery and the execution of mentally disabled minors, but time moves on.

Posted by: SandyB at August 28, 2011 07:04 PM (gP7iJ)

Um, no. That's precisely why the founders added an amendment process to the constitution. If it were a living document, then the constitution would mean whatever the hell 5 unelected people in black robes say it means

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 28, 2011 03:10 PM (AxHOT)

147 150 I'm sure you're an expert on clever socking, Waterhouse. I eagerly await your advice.

Posted by: Average Joe at August 28, 2011 07:07 PM (gP7iJ)

I'm sure you've heard the same advice throughout your life.

I don't care if it's anatomically impossible. Give it a try and don't come back until you succeed.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 28, 2011 03:11 PM (73tyQ)

148 Good, but would be much better with only one, "are you a flake?"

Posted by: Bcobbs at August 28, 2011 03:11 PM (QUUT2)

149

average joe=(gP7iJ)

sandyb=(gP7iJ)

Don't waste valuble time.

Posted by: Ronster at August 28, 2011 03:12 PM (4fcWw)

150 One would think a "Constitutional Scholar" wouldn't be shitting all over the Constitution.

One would think that. But if you're ever really curious, you should see if you can audit a Con Law class at a local law school.

I went to a "conservative" law school, and the Constitution itself was never actually taught; rather, judicial interpretation of the Constitution ruled the day. Given time constraints, that probably made sense. But everyone should understand that a "Constitutional scholar" is not an expert on the Constitution, but rather an expert at helping a strategically chosen judge or judges arrive at a conclusion, then backtrack to the actual law.

That, fundamentally, is the difference between conservative and liberal jurisprudence. One begins at the law, and derives a conclusion. The other begins with a conclusion, and uses dicta, bad law, and gobbeldy-gook to claim the law supports that conclusion.

That is why, generally, you will find "conservative" opinions are much shorter than "liberal" ones.

Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at August 28, 2011 03:13 PM (hyP1j)

151 I'm higher than a fucking kite.

Posted by: Jon Huntsman, Jr. at August 28, 2011 03:15 PM (9w+r3)

152 execution of mentally disabled minors, but time moves on.

Posted by: SandyB at August 28, 2011 07:04 PM (gP7iJ)

No need for execution, just keep you and your ilk off the internet, that'd work.

Posted by: Peaches at August 28, 2011 03:15 PM (hKbUC)

153 Old salior, just call the President "boy" next time instead of invoking "affirmative action." It's much fewer letters, and makes the same point. HaHa. Boy, Roy, Toy, Almond Joy, I don't give a fuck. This President is a threat to the Republic and should be removed as soon as possible. I will work every day to make sure that happens.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 28, 2011 03:15 PM (ZDUD4)

154 well sandyb, some boys grow up tobe good men. some grow up tobe stuttering clusterfucks of miserable failures.... which would you say the JEF is?

Posted by: Racefan at August 28, 2011 03:18 PM (acGgQ)

155

Disagree Peaches...Sandy and her ilk will be the first against the wall when their beloved Sharia comes in affect

Posted by: Blitz at August 28, 2011 03:18 PM (yhs8y)

156 By the way average Joe, when your done with waterhouse's cock, start on my dogs, your not going near mine.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at August 28, 2011 03:18 PM (ZDUD4)

157

I know that you'd prefer that it still permitted slavery and the execution of mentally disabled minors, but time moves on.

Um, where does it say that mentally disabled minors can be executed, oh great Constitutional scholar? Kindly impart your impeccable wisdom upon us, because I sure as hell can't find it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2011 03:19 PM (d0Tfm)

158 A bit OT, but does Barky use 1-day, 3-day, or 7-day Minoxidil for vaginal itch? Does O'Bumbles make the decision about which one to use or does Valerie? Soros? Sandy B? MFM?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 28, 2011 03:21 PM (WUWb9)

159 Kindly impart your impeccable wisdom upon us, because I sure as hell can't find it. Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Dude, again. You're arguing with a sock. It's Average Joe.

Posted by: drybrush at August 28, 2011 03:21 PM (mIucK)

160

Backwards? DUH....It's right before " Right to Privacy " and just after " Right to Cell phones " Can't you friggin' READ??

Posted by: Blitz at August 28, 2011 03:21 PM (yhs8y)

161 My God, he's full of fail!

Posted by: dave bowman at August 28, 2011 03:23 PM (GTbGH)

162 Some say it's in the Good and Whealfafe Clause.

Posted by: Wdavisterry at August 28, 2011 03:23 PM (EG/p1)

163 Melons, Cold,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Ice Cold Melons for sale............... and a 3 trillion buck QE3.......... hell you gotta start somewhere.

Posted by: Jugears at August 28, 2011 03:25 PM (acGgQ)

164

It's Average Joe.

Who? Well, shit, now what do we do? We haven't eviscerated a troll in a fortnight or better.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2011 03:29 PM (d0Tfm)

165

I've forgotten, what channel is caring the Bush interview tonight? Discovery?

Posted by: DailyDish at August 28, 2011 03:32 PM (Qagzd)

166

Sandy B: Why are such shill for an immoral criminal enterprise?

Posted by: Forrest Gump at August 28, 2011 03:33 PM (oCMdU)

167 Stop abbreviating it SCOAMF. Write the full thing out. Stuttering Clusterfuck of A miserable Failure! Totally different impact.

Posted by: POOR TEXAN at August 28, 2011 03:36 PM (TC/9F)

168 Gallup: 38 and counting.

Is it really possible that this asshat can actually gain reelection a year from November?

'Cause it is looking grim for him right now.

I'm getting too optomistic. I'm actually rehearsing in my head how I'll speak and act around my libtard friends, with the JEF and Ms Thunderbutt looking around the White House deciding what to steal when they move out.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at August 28, 2011 03:36 PM (4sQwu)

169 I'm sure you're right. But, first, you will blow me.

Posted by: Peaches at August 28, 2011 06:39 PM (hKbUC)

I would, Peaches but I have toxic sea foam in my teeth.

Posted by: TexasJew at August 28, 2011 03:40 PM (+cOEs)

170 Average Joe delenda est!!!

Posted by: Vercingetorix at August 28, 2011 03:41 PM (UExmo)

171

Don't you think calling Obama an "illiterate monkey" (your words) is a tad bit racist?

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 28, 2011 06:24 PM (WCm02)

Yes. To monkeys.

Cheetah's attorney will be calling you...

Posted by: TexasJew at August 28, 2011 03:42 PM (+cOEs)

172 See what happens if you don't recharge the batteries in the TOTUS?

Posted by: TexasJew at August 28, 2011 03:44 PM (+cOEs)

173 Was he a scholar or just a student? Let's see his grades.

Posted by: CMU VET at August 28, 2011 04:33 PM (m+0Zk)

174 @178

Dear Leader will find a way to make it close.

Posted by: Knaws at August 28, 2011 04:42 PM (enHeF)

175 I am not clear if I totally understand the full thought pattern behind this.

Posted by: Go Down Together AudioBook at August 28, 2011 04:50 PM (iCHcv)

176 Seriously, when Barky's on the television I never watch the guy. I'll either switch channels or mute the TV. If the remote is not within reach, I shoot the damn TV.....right between the eyes.

Does anyone here actually watch this d-bag when he speaks. If so, why?

Posted by: OkieTea at August 28, 2011 05:28 PM (G1Vz5)

177 Is he a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Momma Humping Flake? You betcha!

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 28, 2011 05:37 PM (3ESDJ)

178 Usually there's little thought involved. Just alcohol, a willing partner (hence the need for the alcohol) and a desire to please.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Posted by: toby928™ at August 28, 2011 05:42 PM (GTbGH)

179 137 You're welcome, Waterhouse.

Posted by: Average Joe at August 28, 2011 07:00 PM (gP7iJ)

Sir,

I shall erect a marble statue in honor of your socking powers and sacrifice six of the finest beers in your name.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 28, 2011 05:47 PM (F2lG1)

180 Thanks

Posted by: dreambox at August 29, 2011 08:09 PM (Nij6I)

181 .

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 30, 2011 06:10 PM (niZvt)

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