March 10, 2011
— Ace LauraW was complaining about the lack of dirty stories here lately.
I said she could always post the "semen makes women happy" story making the rounds. She asked -- hasn't that been posted before?
I didn't remember that it had, but I checked -- this "breaking news" story seems to be re-broken every 2-3 years. The seminal study first popped up back in 2002; then it throbbed into the news again in 2007 again; it stood proudly like a prize kielbasa in 2010; it climaxes, spent, in 2011.
One of [the chemicals in the male love suspension] is serotonin: The main neurotransmitter in antidepressants like Prozac Lexapro, Zoloft and Paxil. But wait—other mood enhancing chemicals are also present, like oxytocin, the “love hormone, “ which has been linked to such things as orgasm, social recognition, maternal instincts and anxiety reduction.
Gee, it's almost as if half the population has a vested interest in pushing this story out there, over and over again!
One day, wimmens, you will believe. Hitler's Big Lie -- Catch the Fever!
In newer filth news, Ghenjis wants you to know that had evolution taken a different turn penises would still have spines, like chimps' penises have.
Well, although they're spines, they really look like bumps.
And humans are somewhat exceptional in this regard -- a lot of male primates have bumpy penises; mice, which are rodents, have them, too.
Spined for her pleasure.
Oh: Study Claims That A Woman's Tears Turn Off A Man's Sex Drive: Like hell they do.
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Posted by: Mickey at March 10, 2011 08:58 AM (ndlFj)
Posted by: lauraw at March 10, 2011 08:59 AM (orc5w)
Maybe it explains why some militant feminists are so......pissy.
Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at March 10, 2011 09:00 AM (1Ialr)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 10, 2011 09:00 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at March 10, 2011 09:01 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 10, 2011 09:01 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Spanky Ham at March 10, 2011 09:01 AM (CTd2k)
Posted by: CHarlie Sheen at March 10, 2011 09:02 AM (zgZzy)
Gee, it's almost as if half the population has a vested interest in pushing this story out there, over and over again!
Much like the "fellatio reduces risk of pre-eclampsia and miscarriage" story I've heard ad infinitum from immunologists since 2005.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 09:02 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Maddow's middle finger at March 10, 2011 09:02 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 10, 2011 09:03 AM (SY2Kh)
That's because you bust nut all over her face!
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at March 10, 2011 09:03 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2011 09:04 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: real joe at March 10, 2011 09:04 AM (IpIBJ)
"And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale Bumpy Dick on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out."
Posted by: Captain Ahab at March 10, 2011 09:07 AM (cUNcx)
I drink three spoonfuls a day! It's also good on salads!
Posted by: Arianna Huffington at March 10, 2011 09:08 AM (zgZzy)
Money
May not work on them all but you only need one right?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 10, 2011 09:08 AM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Admiral Josh Painter at March 10, 2011 09:11 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: Gen. Jack D. Ripper at March 10, 2011 09:12 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 10, 2011 09:12 AM (1fB+3)
Posted by: Dang at March 10, 2011 09:12 AM (TXKVh)
This doesn't affect me as they don't start crying till they realize I'm done already and I'm not in the mood anymore anyway.
Posted by: Rocks at March 10, 2011 09:13 AM (Q1lie)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 10, 2011 09:13 AM (Q5+Og)
Honey Badger got some funky tasting spunk!
Posted by: Kim Cattrall at March 10, 2011 01:06 PM (pr+up)
Don't believe I'd told that.
Posted by: Da Preacher, you know the joke at March 10, 2011 09:14 AM (JpFM9)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 10, 2011 09:14 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Roadking at March 10, 2011 09:15 AM (3f5JW)
It's our Spunknik moment....
Posted by: Men at March 10, 2011 09:16 AM (Q1lie)
Unless it's a stripper, then the tears make for a better lap dance.
Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at March 10, 2011 09:16 AM (DYJjQ)
Posted by: booger at March 10, 2011 09:16 AM (9RFH1)
But... aren't you already boney and bumpy like a monkey cock?
Posted by: wooga at March 10, 2011 09:17 AM (2p0e3)
Gallup, Burch, and researcher Steven Platek surveyed nearly 300 college women on their levels of depression. They administered the standardized Beck Depression Inventory and compared women who typically used condoms or had no intercourse, to women whose vaginas were regularly exposed to semen.
Guess who was in a better mood?
They also struggled with fewer symptoms and had fewer episodes of depression.
*sighs*. Correlation isn't causation. Couldn't it be that the latter group consist more of "party" girls and are living a more care-free existence at the moment, thus leading to their lower depression, whereas the former group consists more of studious college women, with all the stresses associated with this lifestyle?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2011 09:18 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 10, 2011 01:14 PM (pLTLS)
Nope, didn't make it past a minute.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 10, 2011 09:19 AM (pr+up)
"The START database on terrorism in America, which tracks all incidents of political violence, shows that most attacks in the last two decades have been on black churches, reproductive rights facilities, government offices, and individual minorities. And those have been committed mainly by right-wing extremists. From 1990 to 2009, START identified 275 “homicide events’’ that killed 520 people and were committed by right-wing ideologues. There were many more incidents of destruction of property, nonfatal attacks, and other acts of thuggery by white supremacists, private militias, and the like.
The last two years have gotten worse, at least in hate speech. “For the second year in a row, the radical right in America expanded explosively in 2010,’’ notes the Southern Poverty Law Center in a just-released annual survey. Coupled with economic woes, this growth is “driven by resentment over the changing racial demographics . . . and the mainstreaming of conspiracy theories and other demonizing propaganda aimed at various minorities.’’"
1. And the like = any non-leftist.
2. The premise is Hate Speech qualifies as a domestic threat.
Posted by: Soothsayer Grande at March 10, 2011 09:19 AM (uFokq)
Do barbs count?
Posted by: Satan at March 10, 2011 09:20 AM (DYJjQ)
Just reading the quotes from her gave me a massive fucking headache. I can't imagine what watching the video would do.
Posted by: Dang at March 10, 2011 09:20 AM (TXKVh)
Posted by: maddogg at March 10, 2011 09:21 AM (OlN4e)
Jesus H. Christ.
This caption alone at yahoo will make 'it' recoil --
"Meet Michelle Obama's sytle dream team -- It takes five talented people to help the first lady look so good all the time."
There's a slidwshow and of course every picture shows her from the waist up.
Now I'm not the kind of gal that subscribes to Vogue but I'm *pretty sure* drapery hasn't been 'in'. Ever.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 10, 2011 09:22 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: booger
Dude, just put the ribbed condom on "inside -out"! Now who's gettin' pleasured? Me! That's who!
Posted by: Dang at March 10, 2011 09:23 AM (TXKVh)
Now I'm not the kind of gal that subscribes to Vogue but I'm *pretty sure* drapery hasn't been 'in'. Ever.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 10, 2011 01:22 PM (pLTLS)
Not true!
Posted by: Scarlet O'Hara at March 10, 2011 09:23 AM (Q1lie)
CONSTANT MASTURBATION PREVENTS PROSTATE CANCER!!!
morons across this nation cheer!
Posted by: Harry Baals at March 10, 2011 09:24 AM (84hXh)
"Meet Michelle Obama's sytle dream team -- It takes five talented people to help the first lady look so good all the time."
How many people does it take to make her look happy?
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 10, 2011 09:24 AM (JxMoP)
Posted by: HoneyBadger, the chupacabra of sexaholics at March 10, 2011 09:25 AM (/E3ql)
Posted by: Dang at March 10, 2011 01:23 PM (TXKVh)
Oh so that's what you ere doing with the vacuum cleaner hose. But why was the vacuum cleaner on?
Posted by: Rocks at March 10, 2011 09:25 AM (Q1lie)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 10, 2011 09:25 AM (qqrPQ)
Posted by: The Haunted Pussy at March 10, 2011 09:25 AM (YVZlY)
Maria did turn draperies into playclothes for the Captain's brood in The Sound of Music.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2011 09:26 AM (EDSBe)
Can't happen.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 10, 2011 09:26 AM (qqrPQ)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 10, 2011 01:01 PM (pLTLS)
When does something good come from any of the threads here?
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 09:27 AM (oVQFe)
Posted by: booger
You could do what Fillipeno men do and implant several air-soft pellets just beneath the skin.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 10, 2011 09:28 AM (tf9Ne)
Sure it could. But when you identify a correlation, and also identify a causal mechanism in the correlated events the theory of causation can at least be stipulated for further testing. Absorbing mood altering substances through the Vajayjay is not exactly untried territory. The presence of a cocktail of known mood altering substances is such a strong causal link that scientifically if you hadn't identified the correlation you would go looking for it.
Think of it this way. Evolotion and Sh*t: Why would your load include a bunch of narcotics?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 10, 2011 09:29 AM (0q2P7)
"Polish the one-eyed gopher" - Classic!
"Phoning the Czar" is my favorite. And "Shaking hands with the Vicar", that from a Londoner I once worked with.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 10, 2011 09:31 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 10, 2011 01:01 PM (pLTLS)
What are you talking about? The whole premise of the tread is that come is good.
Posted by: Rocks at March 10, 2011 09:31 AM (Q1lie)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 10, 2011 09:32 AM (qqrPQ)
"Nuts!"
Posted by: Y-not arrives late to the thread at March 10, 2011 09:36 AM (pW2o8)
Why isn't Paris Hilton the happiest Girl on Earth?
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2011 09:40 AM (nNQ3Y)
Posted by: Chris R at March 10, 2011 09:51 AM (QiNmA)
When does something good come from any of the threads here?
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2011 01:27 PM (oVQFe)
Cali Grump. The exception that proves the rule. Hope you're doing well buddy!
Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2011 09:51 AM (/izg2)
You actually believe that? Those are warts!
Posted by: wooga at March 10, 2011 09:52 AM (2p0e3)
Posted by: Chris R at March 10, 2011 09:55 AM (QiNmA)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at March 10, 2011 09:55 AM (Rn2kl)
Posted by: dagny at March 10, 2011 09:58 AM (2jNdn)
Posted by: booger
You could do what Fillipeno men do and implant several air-soft pellets just beneath the skin.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 10, 2011 01:28 PM (tf9Ne)
Pikers. Or you could do what the Japanese men do, and implant pearls just beneath the skin.
Or even better, you could do what I do.
Get on top of your woman, and make intense, painful love in the dirt and sand. The dirtier and sandier the better. And then, just when your plums are all swollen, with a light blueish hue...
Make her happy.
Posted by: Ashley Shaeffer at March 10, 2011 10:12 AM (Y2WVW)
I get that crying crap all the time "Waaah!" "It's too big!" "It hurts!" "It won't fit" "You're splitting me apart!"
Waah! Waaah! Waaah!
Never ever made me want to stop....
Posted by: Kaseper De Hauser at March 10, 2011 10:14 AM (HqpV0)
Posted by: Chris R at March 10, 2011 10:24 AM (QiNmA)
First you make her angry with all the political talk, then you bring it home with the dirty stuff. Thanks guys!
Posted by: jane's husband at March 10, 2011 10:37 AM (5/yRG)
When I am bored and a bit depressed, I can't get enough of my husband. Honestly. Letting me lay around all day in bed with nothing to do but be sick and bored is all it takes. Just happened yesterday even though I was puking with a virus. Men don't seem to mind doing it with a sick woman. And I felt better.
Posted by: all you need to know is that i'm a woman at March 10, 2011 10:38 AM (SQvIY)
90 Meh. I prefer a woman moaning in pleasure underneath me, not crying in pain.
I prefer a woman to shut the hell up while I imagine she's pretty like porn stars.
Posted by: the guy charlie sheen was talking about at March 10, 2011 11:04 AM (PEKYn)
Posted by: probably a bigot for just pointing it out at March 10, 2011 12:00 PM (B60j2)
Posted by: NHL Jersey at March 11, 2011 03:28 AM (+rqgT)
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