October 31, 2011
— Ace A lot of people tried to get the comedy ball rolling on this general topic but the thread is so contentious (consisting chiefly of people demanding that other people believe things they have no firsthand knowledge about) that the humor never had a chance.
So, here. Feel free to ask your Sexual Harassment etiquette questions, or answer other people's.
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Is it okay if I say "honk honk" while I make grabbing gestures with my raised hands?
Posted by: Herman Cain at October 31, 2011 02:31 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Newt Gingrich at October 31, 2011 02:31 PM (usXZy)
Posted by: Teddy K. at October 31, 2011 02:31 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: The Clenus at October 31, 2011 02:31 PM (80GjT)
Posted by: Harris Ament at October 31, 2011 02:32 PM (80GjT)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2011 02:33 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Jeff B. at October 31, 2011 02:34 PM (hIWe1)
Posted by: Larry Sinclair at October 31, 2011 02:34 PM (xMATX)
Posted by: Michele Bachmann (R-Crazytown) at October 31, 2011 02:34 PM (1linH)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2011 02:35 PM (fyOgS)
True story: a company I once worked for once held a Yankee Swap Sex Toy office party. The owners bought all the prizes, from the "Gates of Hell" cock rings to the three-foot double enders.
Amazingly, the result was litigation-free.
Posted by: Wodeshed at October 31, 2011 02:35 PM (LEcV+)
There's no pizza party without the liquor.
(Lick her, I don't even know her. Sorry, it's all I got)
Posted by: Eric Cartman at October 31, 2011 02:35 PM (VxqUc)
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at October 31, 2011 02:36 PM (bjRNS)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 31, 2011 02:36 PM (EiH7n)
True story: a company I once worked for once held a Yankee Swap Sex Toy office party. The owners bought all the prizes, from the "Gates of Hell" cock rings to the three-foot double enders.
Amazingly, the result was litigation-free.
Posted by: Wodeshed at October 31, 2011 06:35 PM (LEcV+)
So... none of the employees were female democrats.
Posted by: wooga at October 31, 2011 02:37 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Mary Jo Kopecne at October 31, 2011 02:37 PM (THbwo)
Things have changed so much since I was a kid...
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 31, 2011 02:39 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2011 02:40 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Herman Cain's Crocs at October 31, 2011 02:40 PM (5eVSI)
Posted by: keep it clean at October 31, 2011 02:41 PM (6K81O)
Boy, that Pam Geller sure has some big tits.
Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2011 02:42 PM (5eVSI)
Posted by: Ken Teddedy at October 31, 2011 02:42 PM (I9fXA)
Posted by: William Jefferon Clittin' at October 31, 2011 02:42 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Burma Shave at October 31, 2011 02:43 PM (N+Fis)
Tip ~
Avoid any and all references to the Porky's Movies. .....So much material in those that could get you in trouble at work. Don't even go there.
"Mike Hunt? ....Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"
Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at October 31, 2011 02:43 PM (XkwIi)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2011 02:43 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Gerry Studds at October 31, 2011 02:44 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: todler at October 31, 2011 02:44 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: sifty at October 31, 2011 02:45 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Zombie Ted explains himself to the Harassment Board at October 31, 2011 02:45 PM (mKhrg)
Who lives in the east. 'Neath a willer tree, Sexual Harassment Panda!
Posted by: Sexual Harassment Panda at October 31, 2011 02:45 PM (gVUg0)
Posted by: M. Murcek at October 31, 2011 02:46 PM (ToZXn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 31, 2011 02:46 PM (Qjh0I)
Dave Lettermen
Al Sharpton
Roman Polanski
Bill Clinton
Anthony Weiner
All legitimate multiple sourced accusations by individuals the media totally smothered up and attacked the accuser.
oooo look just found another list.
Posted by: Shiggz undecided - weighing pros-cons-balls at October 31, 2011 02:47 PM (I9fXA)
1. Wayne Hays (1976): Affair with secretary (one of the first major sex scandals)
2. Allan Howe (1976): Solicited sex with two prostitutes (both of whom were undercover cops)
3. John Young (1976): Staffer alleged sexual harrassment
4. Fred Richmond (197
: Charged with soliciting sex from a 16-year-old boy.5. Gerry Studds (1983): Reprimanded for having sex with a male teenage House page
6. Gary Hart (198
: Affair with model Donna Rice.7. Barney Frank (1989): Affair with male prostitute, who also conducted business in Frank's home.
8. Chuck Robb (1991): Admitted to receiving a nude massage from a former Miss Virginia.
9. Brock Adams (1992): Eight women accused him of sexual harassment, abuse, and rape.
10. Mel Reynolds (1994): Sexual relationship with 16-year-old campaign volunteer.
11. Bill Clinton (199
: Affair with intern Monica Lewinsky.12. Gary Condit (2001): Affair with (murdered) intern Chandra Levy.
13. Paul Patton (2002): Affair with nursing home operator; when the affair ended the state of Kentucky filed numerous violations against her business.
14. Bob Wise (2003): Affair with a state government staffer
15. Jim McGreevey (2004): Resigned as NJ governor after admitting that he is "a gay American"
16. Neil Goldschmidt (2004): Admitted to having a relationship with a 14-year-old girl in the 1970s.
17. Roosevelt Dobbins (2005): Congressman form Arkansas, pleaded guilty to fondling a 16-year-old.
18. Gavin Newsom (2007): Affair with the wife of a top aide.
19. Antonio Villaraigosa (2007): Affair with a television reporter.
20. Tim Mahoney (200
: Admitted to multiple affairs.21. Eliot Spitzer (200
: Involved in prostitution scandal.22. Paul Morrison (200
: Affair with administrative staffer while
Attorney General of Kansas, pressured her to reveal information about
Kansas D.A.23. Marc Dann (200
: Attorney General of Ohio, had an affair with a staffer.24. David Paterson (200
: Admitted that both he and his wife had extramarital affairs25. John Edwards (200
: Had an affair with a campaign employee while running for President.26. Kwame Kilpatrick (200
: Text messaging sex scandal27. Sam Adams (2009): Portland, OR mayor lied about relationship with 18-year-old male intern.
TALLY: 27
Republicans:
1. Tom Evans (1980): Along with other politicians, accused of being involved with lobbyist/former Playboy model Paula Parkinson.
2. Bob Bauman (1980): Solicited sex from a 16-year-old boy
3. Jon Hinson (1980): Caught attempting to have oral sex in a men's House restroom.
4. John G. Schmitz (1982): Had an affair that led to an out-of-wedlock child.
5. Dan Crane (1983): Reprimanded for having sex with a teenage House page.
6. (Buz Lukens (1989): Spent time in jail after having sex with a 16-year-old girl.
7. Jon Grunseth (1990): Swam nude with group of 13-year-old girls; suspended gubernatorial run.
8. Ken Calvert (1993): Arrested while soliciting a prostitute.
9. Bob Packwood (1995): Resigned from Senate amid allegations of sexual harassment and abuse.
10. Bob Livingston (199
: Admitted to multiple extramarital affairs.11. Helen Chenoweth-Hage (199
: Admitted to a six year affair with a married rancher in her home state of Idaho12. Henry Hyde (199
: Admitted he'd had an affair many years prior13. Rudy Giuliani (2002): Ex-wife Donna Hanover accused him of "notorious adultery"; he's now married to Judith Nathan, his girlfriend at the time.
14. Steve LaTourette (2003): Accused of affair with staffer, who he later married.
15. Jack Ryan (2004): Former wife Jeri claimed he took her to sex clubs and pressured her to have sex in public.
16. James West (2005): Removed as mayor of Spokane, WA after an gay Internet sex scandal.
17. Don Sherwood (2006): Affair with 29-year-old woman while he was a PA congressman.
18. Mark Foley (2006): Involved in a texting scandal with male House pages
19. Bob Allen (2007): Solicited oral sex from a male undercover cop.
20. Newt Gingrich (2007):Acknowledged having an affair in the 1990s
21. Charles Boutin (2007): Resigned from MD Public Service Comission after email exchanges with a prostitute surfaced.
22. David Vitter (2007): Part of the DC Madam scandal
23. Larry Craig (2007): Bathroom sex solicitation scandal.
24. Vito Fossella (200
: Affair with a retired Air Force lieutenant colonel.25. John Ensign (2009): Admitted to having an affair with a married staffer.
26. Mark Sanford (2009): Affair with a woman in Argentina.
Posted by: Shiggz undecided - weighing pros-cons-balls at October 31, 2011 02:47 PM (I9fXA)
Posted by: Chaz Bono at October 31, 2011 02:47 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Blaster at October 31, 2011 02:48 PM (Fw2Gg)
Posted by: Brett Favre at October 31, 2011 02:48 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Izak the Goat at October 31, 2011 02:48 PM (/IuX+)
I do find it strange that corporate sexual harassment policies always hinge on the recipient's reaction.
If she (and it's usually a she) doesn't like it and says so, it's harassment. If she does like it (or at least doesn't object), no crime has occurred.
Right and wrong: Entirely in the eyes of the beholder.
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at October 31, 2011 02:48 PM (2Oas0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 31, 2011 02:48 PM (JYheX)
What I learned at AoSHQ today:
Anal Beads are an appropriate 'Secret Santa' gift.
Caution: May be misinterpreted as jewelry, which is inappropriate. Best to go with a simple, always appropriate butt plug, which is the little black dress of sex toys.
Posted by: Wodeshed at October 31, 2011 02:49 PM (LEcV+)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at October 31, 2011 02:49 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 02:49 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2011 02:50 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: The Herman Cain at October 31, 2011 02:50 PM (lNGfM)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 31, 2011 02:51 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2011 02:51 PM (fyOgS)
15. Jack Ryan (2004): Former wife Jeri claimed he took her to sex clubs and pressured her to have sex in public.
That shouldn't be a "scandal." If anything, that sort of behavior with Jeri Ryan should be applauded. And videotaped.
Posted by: wooga at October 31, 2011 02:52 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 31, 2011 02:52 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: Herman Cain at October 31, 2011 02:52 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Anonymous at October 31, 2011 02:52 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Ron Paul at October 31, 2011 02:52 PM (YiE0S)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at October 31, 2011 02:52 PM (xy9wk)
Ask R. Lee:
"Dear R. Lee,
"One of my co-workers is the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. When he does, which is the sexual harrassment: the anal penetration, or the refusal to give the reach around?
"Sincerely,
"Perplexed in Poughkeepsie"
Posted by: stuiec at October 31, 2011 02:53 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: Big Zesty at October 31, 2011 02:53 PM (66pgZ)
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at October 31, 2011 02:53 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Romney at October 31, 2011 02:53 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: fb at October 31, 2011 06:48 PM (JVEmw)
When you look like Denzel Washington.
Posted by: wooga at October 31, 2011 02:54 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: USA at October 31, 2011 02:54 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 31, 2011 02:54 PM (JYheX)
What? This little wind-up hoppity dick head toy on my desk? Harrassment? Hostile work environment? This place is no fun at all.
Posted by: EEOC accountant at October 31, 2011 02:54 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Jones at October 31, 2011 02:55 PM (8sCoq)
Well, I'm in for an iffy dinner tonight. Wife is going to stop at Sonic on the way home and get me a corndog and a bacon cheeseburger. I'm a huge fan of hot dogs, but have never eaten a corndog. Apparently the wife likes them and they do a 50-cent corndog Special every Halloween at Sonic. That she knew this amazed me. Anyway, I figured I'd try one. Can't be that bad.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 31, 2011 02:55 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: malclave at October 31, 2011 02:55 PM (W1Ndc)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2011 02:55 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: USA at October 31, 2011 02:55 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: fb at October 31, 2011 02:56 PM (JVEmw)
@92: "Why is jacking off considered sexual harrassment if none of it even hits her? It doesn't violate her rights, and I need to express mine."
Plus, she's allowed to whip out a tit to feed her mewling brat whenever she wants to.
Posted by: Rand Paul at October 31, 2011 02:56 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Soona - without gringo candy at October 31, 2011 02:56 PM (coN0Z)
Posted by: MikeB at October 31, 2011 02:56 PM (HciJi)
@109
No, you're fine. It doesn't rise to the level of harrassment until you call it a "sammich".
Posted by: malclave at October 31, 2011 02:56 PM (W1Ndc)
Posted by: USA at October 31, 2011 02:56 PM (6Cjut)
Well, I'm in for an iffy dinner tonight. Wife is going to stop at Sonic on the way home and get me a corndog and a bacon cheeseburger. I'm a huge fan of hot dogs, but have never eaten a corndog. Apparently the wife likes them and they do a 50-cent corndog Special every Halloween at Sonic. That she knew this amazed me. Anyway, I figured I'd try one. Can't be that bad.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 31, 2011 06:55 PM (Qjh0I)
I am sure this doesn't apply to your wife, but if a woman swallows corndogs whole and then spits out toothpicks, she's the kind you want to date but not marry.
Posted by: stuiec at October 31, 2011 02:56 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2011 02:57 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Mr Pink at October 31, 2011 02:57 PM (zV70x)
Posted by: Spiked at October 31, 2011 02:58 PM (dagTu)
Posted by: Shiggz undecided - weighing pros-cons-balls at October 31, 2011 06:47 PM (I9fXA)
Your list needs to include what happend to the politician. Did they resign, did they go to jail, did the stay in office, etc. I did a similar post years ago, some crime., some sex stuff with the end result.
There seems to be a double standard between the Rs and the Ds.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at October 31, 2011 02:58 PM (C2//T)
Posted by: Stephanie Robinette at October 31, 2011 02:58 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: MikeB at October 31, 2011 06:56 PM (HciJi)
Isn't 9-9-9 code for a 69 three-way?
Posted by: stuiec at October 31, 2011 02:59 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 02:59 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: sifty at October 31, 2011 02:59 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: sTevo at October 31, 2011 02:59 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Herman Cain channeling Clarence Thomas(Dem version) at October 31, 2011 03:00 PM (kaHun)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 31, 2011 03:00 PM (nzRGp)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2011 03:00 PM (fyOgS)
If I told you you had a sweet voluptuous body, would you hold it against me?
Posted by: Gunslinger at October 31, 2011 03:00 PM (SNjPs)
Posted by: USA at October 31, 2011 03:00 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: Big Zesty at October 31, 2011 03:01 PM (66pgZ)
man- never say another womans breasts look just like your wifes.
Posted by: willow at October 31, 2011 03:01 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: stuiec at October 31, 2011 03:01 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 31, 2011 03:01 PM (JYheX)
Only if you're doing it while your face is buried in her cleavage.
Posted by: Ask A Lawyer at October 31, 2011 03:01 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 31, 2011 03:02 PM (Qjh0I)
Same company I mentioned earlier featured a boss who kept a pile of seriously nasty porn in the men's room.
He once emerged with a copy of "Lip Licking Lezzies" and tossed it on the desk of a customer service girl with the line "give me a report on this in the morning."
She was a Bowdoin grad...didn't take it well.
Posted by: Wodeshed at October 31, 2011 03:03 PM (LEcV+)
Posted by: USA at October 31, 2011 03:03 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at October 31, 2011 03:03 PM (QaKuj)
This thread is like the scene in LA Law when, after controlling himself fairly well through a long court appearance, the Tourettes guy had to unload in one of the conference rooms.
Let it all out!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 03:03 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Spiked at October 31, 2011 03:04 PM (dagTu)
Posted by: PugBoo TeaPug Jihadist Mastermind at October 31, 2011 03:04 PM (oOEoy)
That was sexual harassment, right?
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman, having since met the blind guy, Schultz at October 31, 2011 03:04 PM (gmi2T)
That pig!
Posted by: Pamela Geller at October 31, 2011 03:05 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at October 31, 2011 03:06 PM (QaKuj)
Another true story...
A VP of sales was once sharing a hotel suite with a really uptight company President. The sales VP went out and got really wasted one night, picked up a hooker and brought her back to the room. He stripped her naked, picked her up in his arms, and kicked open the President's door, shouting "wake up, boy, it's raining pussy!" and tossed her on the bed.
Posted by: Wodeshed at October 31, 2011 03:06 PM (LEcV+)
Boy, that Pam Geller sure has some big tits.
Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2011 06:42 PMSo did Kim Novak
Posted by: Sam Bass at October 31, 2011 03:06 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at October 31, 2011 03:06 PM (C2//T)
Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist Son of a Bitch at October 31, 2011 03:06 PM (jucos)
Posted by: fb at October 31, 2011 03:06 PM (JVEmw)
Watching Tony sexually harrass everyone on NCIS. Too funny. Better tell cbs or nbc this is not cool..
Posted by: lous a girl at October 31, 2011 03:08 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Lt. Kif Croaker at October 31, 2011 03:08 PM (xy9wk)
Advice? Well, have you, er ah, tried taking them out in a sailboat? I find that makes it very difficult for them to get away, and keeps potential witnesses at a distance...
I also suggest being a rich powerful Democrat, or to at least be one of their relatives. Then you can do whatever you want, and nobody can do anything about it. Sexual assault, manslaughter, waitress sandwich, brain 'em with a golf club because you didn't get any, the sky's the limit.
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at October 31, 2011 03:09 PM (w41GQ)
Posted by: The Todd at October 31, 2011 03:09 PM (66pgZ)
Posted by: USA at October 31, 2011 03:11 PM (6Cjut)
Sexual harassment? Never heard of it.
Posted by: Helen Thomas at October 31, 2011 03:11 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: zombie Ted Kennedy at October 31, 2011 03:11 PM (Y+DPZ)
Sexual Harassment at this workstation will not be tolerated...
...it will be graded.
Posted by: Minuteman (aka trainer) until Juggy is Gone at October 31, 2011 03:11 PM (DGxyd)
Posted by: Soona - without gringo candy at October 31, 2011 03:13 PM (coN0Z)
Is it SH if I instruct all of my workers to never put anything into the 'In Box' that has already been in the 'Out Box' without washing it, first.
Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2011 03:14 PM (5eVSI)
Posted by: Janet Reno at October 31, 2011 03:15 PM (xMATX)
It's not harassment if I just show her a website that might or might not contain my junk, right?
Rookie mistake. Just tweet it! *squirt*
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at October 31, 2011 03:15 PM (BkQvr)
Posted by: Huma Abedin, Soldier of Allah at October 31, 2011 03:15 PM (w41GQ)
Posted by: Big Zesty at October 31, 2011 03:16 PM (66pgZ)
On the one hand, I would really hate to be ostracized from the OWS community, on the other hand; I am extra horny.If it makes any difference, she's an organic beekeeper from Florida who left her banker husband and 4 kids, so she's probably extra stretchy and won't feel a thing.
Posted by: befuddled at October 31, 2011 03:16 PM (xJU23)
@166: "Some of the pron those baseball players have.... you really don't want to know about."
I read Puritan for the articles, I'll have you know.
Posted by: Derek Jeter at October 31, 2011 03:18 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Bubba at October 31, 2011 03:18 PM (R3k3C)
And the classic:
"If you wake up face down in the woods with a rubber sticking out of your ass, would you tell anyone?"
"No"
"Wanna go camping"
Posted by: Big Zesty at October 31, 2011 03:19 PM (66pgZ)
Posted by: sifty at October 31, 2011 03:19 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Fritz at October 31, 2011 03:19 PM (FabC8)
Posted by: Jon in TX at October 31, 2011 03:20 PM (tpcmH)
Sexual harassment?
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at October 31, 2011 03:21 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 31, 2011 03:21 PM (niZvt)
I'm so fortunate that where I work we're all sick f'rs and we constantly forage in the gutter. I keep fake sexual harrassment reporting forms on the counter, just in case.
Posted by: jaimo at October 31, 2011 03:21 PM (mfi7f)
Posted by: Ron Paul at October 31, 2011 03:22 PM (IADp6)
Posted by: Mickey Mouse at October 31, 2011 07:20 PM (Lt/Za)
-------------------------
Damnit, I didn't call your wife crazy. I said: "Minnie's fucking Goofy"
Posted by: Donald Duck at October 31, 2011 03:22 PM (xy9wk)
I was discussing my heritage with Ari one night when he asked me if I had any Greek in me. When I said no, he asked if IÂ’d like a little Greek in me.
Hahaha, that Ari...always goofing around.
LBJ had my first husband killed, by the way.
Posted by: Jackie Kennedy at October 31, 2011 03:22 PM (gmi2T)
@210: "I like to leave buzzing vibrators in gal's chairs when they go to the ladies' room. Am I wrong?"
Get your freak on!
Posted by: TSA at October 31, 2011 03:23 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Larry Sinclaire at October 31, 2011 03:23 PM (kaHun)
Posted by: Herman Cain at October 31, 2011 03:23 PM (BkQvr)
No need to sue when you can sic the Secret Service on him.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at October 31, 2011 03:23 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: Anthony Wiener at October 31, 2011 03:24 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 31, 2011 03:24 PM (qiOph)
Posted by: The Chicken at October 31, 2011 03:24 PM (1cUr7)
Posted by: Pamela Geller at October 31, 2011 03:25 PM (RW+8z)
Posted by: Subway - Eat Fresh at October 31, 2011 03:25 PM (JVEmw)
@228: "I like to email chicks photos of my ding dong. Was I wrong?"
If that is wrong, we don't wanna be right.
Posted by: Brett Favre and Stan Humphries at October 31, 2011 03:25 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Soona - without gringo candy at October 31, 2011 03:26 PM (coN0Z)
Poker in the rear.
Posted by: Burma Shave at October 31, 2011 06:43 PM (N+Fis)
Did you see that at the old Chinese joint in Auburn California?
Posted by: the Butcher at October 31, 2011 03:26 PM (8g9qq)
Posted by: willow at October 31, 2011 03:27 PM (h+qn8)
Ms Not-So-Hot runs a case on Herman, she ends up with a $60K settlement way back when. The terms were she keep it secret.
She is now in a meeting with some Soros lawyers, them saying they'll pay her a quarter-million to let it all hang out, but they don't know what she's got.
Does she violate the terms by telling the Soros lawyers everything about the case, but nothing about her settlement? Does such a violation mean she has to give the money back to those who paid it out? If so, is interest involved?
Shouldn't she say to the Soros lawyers, "I'll not tell you anything at all until I see your deposit of 250 large in my Cayman Island account," and only then sing?
Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at October 31, 2011 03:27 PM (4sQwu)
I accidentally showed a co-worker some Japanese octopus porn.
It was a total accident, seriously.
I was a priest at the time, so it got a little contentious.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at October 31, 2011 03:27 PM (LWXG/)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at October 31, 2011 03:27 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at October 31, 2011 03:28 PM (le5qc)
Posted by: Soona - without gringo candy at October 31, 2011 03:28 PM (coN0Z)
Posted by: Nickie Goomba at October 31, 2011 03:29 PM (IN03X)
Posted by: Spiked at October 31, 2011 03:29 PM (dagTu)
Posted by: The Old Lady from PCU at October 31, 2011 03:29 PM (xy9wk)
Just clicked on 201 and had problems with the link, but I was coming here to post it anyway.
The Definitive Sexual Harassment Guide
Posted by: The Q at October 31, 2011 03:29 PM (LnQhT)
Posted by: curiously stupid at October 31, 2011 03:29 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: White House Human Resources Office at October 31, 2011 03:30 PM (le5qc)
One summer during college, I worked as a construction laborer for a maniac ex-Marine and three felons (with some overlap). I distinctly recall being told that if I didn't move more quickly, that I would be "fucked in the ass." Perhaps I should have retained a lawyer instead of seeking revenge by sawing through all of their joists at the end of the summer.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 31, 2011 03:30 PM (1cUr7)
Posted by: Nickie Goomba at October 31, 2011 03:30 PM (IN03X)
Can I sue for harassment?
Fuckin' newb...
Posted by: Kobe Bryant at October 31, 2011 03:31 PM (SNjPs)
See, that's motivational factors for you: if I meet my quotas, I get to feel my boss's tits for one minute.
Posted by: Fart at October 31, 2011 03:31 PM (39HkA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 31, 2011 03:32 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at October 31, 2011 03:32 PM (LnQhT)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at October 31, 2011 03:32 PM (xy9wk)
Good afternoon everyone. Welcome to the weekly staff meeting.
Now let's you just drop em pants. Take em right off.
See that photocopier? Get down acrost it.
Posted by: Gap-Toothed Mountain Manager at October 31, 2011 03:32 PM (w41GQ)
Madamoiselle Rimbaud: Your Majesty! I simply don't do it.
King Louis XVI: C'mon, you do it. You love to do it. We all do it. You do it.
Madamoiselle Rimbaud: No, I don't!
King Louis XVI: I do it, I love to do it. I just did it and I'm ready to do it again, don't tell me you don't do it!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 03:32 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Soona - without gringo candy at October 31, 2011 03:33 PM (coN0Z)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 31, 2011 03:34 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at October 31, 2011 03:35 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: George Costanza at October 31, 2011 03:35 PM (kaHun)
Posted by: Ole at October 31, 2011 03:35 PM (fpkIr)
Posted by: Senator Joliet Blues at October 31, 2011 03:35 PM (gEvYK)
Posted by: Jummah at October 31, 2011 03:35 PM (Hic+o)
Which country should i start with?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 31, 2011 07:34 PM (EiH7n)
Chad. He's just asking for it.
Posted by: buzzion at October 31, 2011 03:36 PM (GULKT)
If an black republican invites you up to his hotel room and you decline and he apologizes for the misunderstanding... PAYDAY!1!1!!!1!
Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 31, 2011 03:36 PM (I9fXA)
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Posted by: probably already referenced at October 31, 2011 07:18 PM (kaHun)
Wait for the ad-fail to run its course, 30 sec.
Posted by: I live for link fail at October 31, 2011 03:37 PM (kaHun)
Posted by: Shiggz undecided - weighing pros-cons-balls at October 31, 2011 03:38 PM (I9fXA)
Posted by: Peter Griffin at October 31, 2011 03:38 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: bannor at October 31, 2011 03:38 PM (RZqFI)
Posted by: Soona - without gringo candy at October 31, 2011 03:39 PM (coN0Z)
Posted by: Ed Gein at October 31, 2011 03:40 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 31, 2011 03:40 PM (ieDPL)
Posted by: OWS Sexual Harrassment Working Group at October 31, 2011 03:44 PM (JYheX)
Dear EEOC:
When evaluating candidates for an administrative assistant position, I go through the usual checks: typing speed, experience, computer skills, phone handling, etc. My final check is to have each candidate stand straight, turn, and walk to the wall. With hands clasped behind their pretty little heads, elbows forward. Successful candidates will not have their elbows hit the wall first.
Is this wrong?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 03:44 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 03:45 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: logprof at October 31, 2011 03:45 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 03:46 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: The Q at October 31, 2011 03:47 PM (LnQhT)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 31, 2011 03:47 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 03:47 PM (Z71Vg)
Thanks!
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 03:48 PM (piMMO)
Slight quibble with the title of this thread: "Sexual Harassment (Tips & Tricks)". They are no longer called "Tricks;" they are properly called "clients."
Posted by: Dennis Hof at October 31, 2011 03:49 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: mike at October 31, 2011 03:49 PM (DhTsA)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 31, 2011 03:49 PM (EiH7n)
{{fingers in ears}}
LALALALALAALLALALAA!!!!
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 03:50 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at October 31, 2011 03:50 PM (le5qc)
Posted by: sifty at October 31, 2011 03:51 PM (4CSeG)
Sign in more than one bar in the Keys:
Guys, no shirt, no shoes, no service.
Ladies, no shirt, free beer!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 31, 2011 03:52 PM (d0Tfm)
This threads deader than Debbie Wassermanly Schultz' clitoris.
Well, I think we all need to do something about that! C'mon people! This could be fun. btw- I am stealing that line.
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 03:53 PM (Z71Vg)
How am I suppose to be charming and witty profane and obtuse on every thread when you just keep moving along?
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 03:53 PM (piMMO)
I tell my gf if she wants to go to a party and she says yes.
Then I tell her to hand down my pants and have a ball or two.
Then I get smack.
Posted by: YIKES! at October 31, 2011 03:54 PM (70TBD)
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 03:55 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2011 03:55 PM (5eVSI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2011 03:55 PM (Qx4M7)
They also haven't seen their own penises in decades.
Posted by: toby928© at October 31, 2011 03:56 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: mike at October 31, 2011 03:56 PM (DhTsA)
Is this wrong?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 07:44 PM (4q5tP)
Correct posture is very important in an assistant who will be putting in the long hard hours that are demanded. Sloppy posture could result in terrible backaches. It's only fair to make certain that she is up to the task.
It's the only decent thing to do.
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 03:56 PM (piMMO)
You, like my wife, are the perfect size. Short with a flat head so I can rest my drink on her.
Posted by: Hermie at October 31, 2011 03:56 PM (Uf5Bp)
I had a French guy ask me if my boobs stood up like that one their own or if I had a boob job.
No kidding.
Lousy tipper too.
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 03:58 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Master's in Womyn's Studies bartending 99%er at October 31, 2011 03:59 PM (Y9JPs)
Correct posture is very important in an assistant who will be putting in the long hard hours that are demanded. Sloppy posture could result in terrible backaches. It's only fair to make certain that she is up to the task.
It's the only decent thing to do.
That's just what I was thinking. The rounded, slope-shouldered, slumping posture inhibits productivity and does not create the youthful, dynamic image I want for my business. Head up, shoulders back, chest out, belly in.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 04:01 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 31, 2011 04:01 PM (ieDPL)
I had a French guy ask me if my boobs stood up like that one their own or if I had a boob job.
No kidding.
Lousy tipper too.
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 07:58 PM (piMMO)
The lousy tipper part goes without saying because of that.
And too bad for you. You know it would have been fun explaining it when people asked you what it meant 
Posted by: buzzion at October 31, 2011 04:02 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 04:02 PM (piMMO)
I had a French guy ask me if my boobs stood up like that one their own or if I had a boob job.
Funniest thing ever at my work was the 2 french truck drivers (yes, really).. they walked in and saw me and my co-worker who was a knockout and both of their faces literally lit up and they started speaking very fast in French to each other. We both were dying laughing.
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 04:02 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 31, 2011 04:02 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: toby928© at October 31, 2011 04:03 PM (GTbGH)
A sure tip off it's OK to sexually harass a female is if she wears CFM shoes. You know the ones. High heels with those strap things around the ankle. Yeah, it's the old Come Fuck Me routine.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 31, 2011 07:56 PM (Lt/Za)
I've always referred to them as FM Pumps
Posted by: unrepentant troglodyte at October 31, 2011 04:04 PM (Y9JPs)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 31, 2011 04:04 PM (niZvt)
Subtlety is not their strong suit.
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 04:04 PM (piMMO)
Yea, try THAT with an Ewok.
Best.
Seller.
Ever.
Posted by: Hey! Taht's not funny! at October 31, 2011 04:05 PM (pVvkk)
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 04:06 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 31, 2011 08:01 PM (ieDPL)
That reminds me of an old joke.
What's the difference between a bartender and a proctologist?
A proctologist only deals with one asshole at a time.
Posted by: meatwad at October 31, 2011 04:06 PM (70TBD)
Five trick or treaters so far. I have enough candy for 100. Little shits better start showing up.
Same here, all at once just now. It's a good thing B'Gal and I like Butterfingers.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 31, 2011 04:07 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at October 31, 2011 04:07 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at October 31, 2011 04:07 PM (xy9wk)
Subtlety is not their strong suit
No it's not, but God it was hilarious. It was almost refreshing.. most of them either just stare at me, or put most of their body thru the window of my office and try to say something clever. They usually reek of smoke and BO. Not all mind you.. some are very nice but there's always that 3 or 4 every season. My GM then has to come in and yell at them.
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 04:09 PM (Z71Vg)
Five trick or treaters so far. I have enough candy for 100. Little shits better start showing up.
Same here, all at once just now. It's a good thing B'Gal and I like Butterfingers.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 31, 2011 08:07 PM (d0Tfm)
Not one trick or treater yet, guess I will just have to eat the candy, dammit..
Posted by: lous a girl at October 31, 2011 04:10 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 31, 2011 04:10 PM (PLHIl)
Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at October 31, 2011 04:10 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: phoenixgirl ready to drink the perry flavor-aid at October 31, 2011 04:10 PM (SH3gZ)
About time you showed up, Dread Lord. This should be right in your wheelhouse.
Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at October 31, 2011 04:11 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 31, 2011 04:12 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 31, 2011 04:12 PM (EiH7n)
Same here, all at once just now. It's a good thing B'Gal and I like Butterfingers.
LOL- i got Butterfingers and Baby Ruth's. I figured we would have early trick or treaters because of the game to tonight.. SD and KC. Oh and GO CHIEFS!
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 04:12 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist Son of a Bitch at October 31, 2011 04:12 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 31, 2011 08:10 PM (PLHIl)
Damn, you don't do anything half-assed, even lechery, 
.
Posted by: Peter Griffin at October 31, 2011 04:14 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at October 31, 2011 04:14 PM (QaKuj)
You must be more specific. These, technically, meet your definition. They are called Mary Janes and are definitely not FM shoes. These, however, certainly are.
And for these, my dears, I might kill any of you.
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 04:14 PM (piMMO)
Two, the neighbor's kids. I've eaten 4 Almond Joys and 1 M&Ms, all fun-size.
At 9 pm CST, the porch lights go out.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 04:14 PM (4q5tP)
Second grade halloween party today: Apple slices, popcorn, festive napkins.
There should be a way that a woman can show herself as open to sexual harrassment. Like, dressing like a whore or something.
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2011 04:14 PM (7enUC)
I once worked with a Sailor who's sister was in Playboy. She was smokin' too. She talked about Playboy offering a double-spread with her sister. I had to leave for a...personal moment.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 31, 2011 04:14 PM (uHxzO)
I have had more Trick or Treaters that shave and wear bras this year than the cute innocent little ones.
If they're not Hooters Girls, MOVE!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 31, 2011 04:15 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 31, 2011 04:15 PM (niZvt)
And for these, my dears, I might kill any of you.
Are these the ones that can only be worn once because they practically dissolve?
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2011 04:15 PM (7enUC)
Posted by: hack at October 31, 2011 04:16 PM (lTDls)
Everyone wants to be Chaz Bono this year.
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at October 31, 2011 04:16 PM (QKKT0)
"Whom the Gods Would Destroy, They First Make Silly"
Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2011 04:17 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at October 31, 2011 08:14 PM (QaKuj)
DAMNIT!
Now I have that Exit to Eden image in my mind.
{{Think of Dana Delaney. Think of Dana Delaney.}}
Too late! I'm already sick to my stomach.
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 04:17 PM (piMMO)
I enjoy handing out candy to the ones who survive the Claymores. Mines also keep the door to door sellers under control.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 31, 2011 04:18 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Amy Winehouse at October 31, 2011 08:16 PM (QaKuj)
Oh my. A Muppets advert prior to a wino's Fuck Me song!
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 04:18 PM (piMMO)
NO but you may want to bring that pumpkin in off the porch.
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 08:14 PM (Z71Vg)
Meh. If they make them 'disappear' then I don't need to dispose of them. It's a win/win for me.
Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist Son of a Bitch at October 31, 2011 04:18 PM (jucos)
You can ask a woman co-worker for a BJ.
But it has to be during a scheduled break and you have to say, "This has nothing to do with work".
Posted by: sifty at October 31, 2011 04:19 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2011 04:20 PM (7enUC)
Don't know if there was a time limit for this listing, but too many of you young punks weren't around when Representative Wilbur Mills (D, Arkansas) and Chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee, was caught red-handed in hanky-panky involving a limousine, the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall and an ex-stripper named Fanne Fox ,the "Argentinian Bombshell". Good times, good times.
Posted by: unrepentant troglodyte at October 31, 2011 04:20 PM (Y9JPs)
You can ask a woman co-worker for a BJ.
But it has to be during a scheduled break and you have to say, "This has nothing to do with work".
phew that's a relief
Posted by: chemjeff at October 31, 2011 04:21 PM (s7mIC)
Very long driveway uphill. Plus the gate keeps the little beggars out
hehe
Posted by: sickinmass at October 31, 2011 08:18 PM
So does the 90 year old who comes at them with "give auntie a big kiss"
Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2011 04:21 PM (Y+DPZ)
Oh my. A Muppets advert prior to a wino's Fuck Me song!
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 08:18 PM (piMMO)
--Technically, it's not a "Fuck Me" song. It's kind of funny.
Posted by: logprof at October 31, 2011 04:22 PM (QaKuj)
Are these the ones that can only be worn once because they practically dissolve?
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2011 08:15 PM (7enUC)
Oh yeah.
The first thing I do when I buy a great pair of shoes is take them to the cobbler to have a rubber sole applied. I couldn't figure out why the soles are so friggin thin on my best shoes but he explained it to me and, when he did, I had a big DUH! moment.
They are made of the highest quality materials and for style, not continuous wear. The women who buy them at retail are not interested in wearing the same shoes year after year.
For those who are, rubber soles do the trick.
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 04:22 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2011 04:22 PM (7enUC)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 31, 2011 04:23 PM (l9zgN)
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 04:23 PM (Z71Vg)
If you're her supervisor, you MUST add, "your response will have no effect on my future evaluation of your job performance."
Posted by: Ask A Lawyer at October 31, 2011 04:23 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2011 08:20 PM
Strangely enough, no one has ever smashed our pumpkin
Posted by: Smashing Pumpkins at October 31, 2011 04:23 PM (Y+DPZ)
not interested in wearing the same shoes year after year.
I heard the Jimmy Choos couldn't be worn TWICE
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2011 04:23 PM (7enUC)
there was this big flash mob of munchkins who came to my door this one time
thankfully I had enough candy for all of them, else I think there would have been a riot
Posted by: chemjeff at October 31, 2011 04:24 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 31, 2011 08:15 PM (niZvt)
Yes, yes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 04:24 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 04:24 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Sexual Harassment Panda at October 31, 2011 04:24 PM (fYOZx)
LOL.
How was your football get-together, irongrandpa?
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 04:24 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2011 04:25 PM (7enUC)
Is it sexual harassment if she doesn't work for you? Really?
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 04:25 PM (piMMO)
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Posted by: chemjeff at October 31, 2011 04:25 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: toby928© at October 31, 2011 04:26 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: R. Aurum Tar at October 31, 2011 04:26 PM (oNqtG)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 31, 2011 04:26 PM (ieDPL)
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 04:27 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: unrepentant troglodyte at October 31, 2011 04:27 PM (Y9JPs)
Posted by: Holger at October 31, 2011 04:27 PM (zaVyn)
(Todd Haley: Haven't shaved since Thursday, mullet wig, Chiefs cap and hoodie. Not sure how it will affect the team tonight.)
Posted by: logprof at October 31, 2011 04:27 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 31, 2011 04:28 PM (d0Tfm)
not interested in wearing the same shoes year after year.
I heard the Jimmy Choos couldn't be worn TWICE
I wore my Cynthia Rowleys, once, prior to adding the rubber sole, and damn near wore a hole through the leather. That's the last time I do that.
As for JCs, I don't know, but that sounds about right.
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 04:28 PM (piMMO)
BTW, I just had a rush of seven. Now up to lucky 13.
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 04:28 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: phoenixgirl ready to drink the perry flavor-aid at October 31, 2011 04:28 PM (SH3gZ)
Posted by: Jennifer Connelly at October 31, 2011 04:28 PM (1cUr7)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 31, 2011 04:29 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 04:29 PM (4q5tP)
She said "ok, but when you pull it out there better be numbers on that thing"
Posted by: Dr Gregory House at October 31, 2011 04:29 PM (Y+DPZ)
Tip #1: Be a Democrat.
Tip #2: Ignore the fanatic imbecilic fans with their minds already made up at AoSHQ.
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 31, 2011 04:29 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 04:30 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2011 04:31 PM (54F2e)
Posted by: Arbalest at October 31, 2011 04:31 PM (3uFeR)
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 08:28 PM (5H6zj)
None yet
Posted by: lous a girl at October 31, 2011 04:32 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at October 31, 2011 04:32 PM (fYOZx)
I wore my Cynthia Rowleys, once, prior to adding the rubber sole, and damn near wore a hole through the leather. That's the last time I do that.
As for JCs, I don't know, but that sounds about right.
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 08:28 PM (piMMO)
Try some Vibram soles.Posted by: Ed Anger at October 31, 2011 04:32 PM (7+pP9)
At least the party went well. Pity you couldn't say the same for the game.
The last couple trick or treaters we just had were definitely on the older side, I never saw Elvira look so fetching as this edition, gotta say.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 31, 2011 04:32 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 08:29 PM (4q5tP)
--You should have given them vaj creme.
Posted by: logprof at October 31, 2011 04:32 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 04:35 PM (4q5tP)
You should have given them vaj creme.
Oh God, you guys are killing me here. I just had a laughing fit followed by a coughing fit. Hubby thinks I am insane. I said "honey, no better way to spend Halloween than with the morons".
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 04:35 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at October 31, 2011 04:35 PM (fYOZx)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 08:29 PM (4q5tP)
--You should have given them vaj creme.
I give them lotion
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at October 31, 2011 04:35 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 31, 2011 04:35 PM (0yt4x)
I should add that Elvira was one of the neighbors who brought her kids--the family gets right in the spirit.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 31, 2011 04:35 PM (SAMxH)
--You should have given them vaj creme.
Posted by: logprof at October 31, 2011 08:32 PM (QaKuj)
Gardasil shot for the HPV.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 04:36 PM (4q5tP)
Occupy sites have dozens of tents full of hungry commies.
Won't you donate?
Posted by: sifty at October 31, 2011 04:37 PM (4CSeG)
I wish that neighborhoods would agree on a time - say 6 to 7 or something like that - so we old farts can eat dinner and watch football.
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 04:37 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 31, 2011 08:35 PM (0yt4x)
Well they're screwed.
Posted by: Holger at October 31, 2011 04:37 PM (zaVyn)
Turn off yard lights, check!
Release the hounds, check!
Fill the moat, check!
--Remaining Kit Kat bars, your crispy centers are mine!
Posted by: AE at October 31, 2011 04:37 PM (AsVq7)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 31, 2011 08:35 PM (0yt4x)
Go on. Drop some nuggets of wisdom on us here
Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist Son of a Bitch at October 31, 2011 04:37 PM (jucos)
Ain't been by here
Posted by: Boo Radley at October 31, 2011 04:37 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: zombie Ted Kennedy at October 31, 2011 04:37 PM (Y9JPs)
Posted by: The Incredible Edible/Throwable Egg Industry at October 31, 2011 04:37 PM (fpkIr)
That should be... illuminating! 'Hope you're on good terms with the local constabulary!
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 04:38 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 31, 2011 04:38 PM (ieDPL)
Have fun. My FFL game is over so I get to try to drum up some interest in this game.
Go Chiefs... I guess!
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 04:39 PM (5H6zj)
Ain't been by here
Posted by: Boo Radley at October 31, 2011 08:37 PM
Here either. Maybe OWS kids would like to drop in for some candy and a shower
Posted by: Norman Bates at October 31, 2011 04:40 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: flyoverstate at October 31, 2011 04:40 PM (ajtpR)
Posted by: Lance McCormick eBook at October 31, 2011 04:40 PM (/D8ux)
Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist Son of a Bitch at October 31, 2011 08:12 PM
Yes
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at October 31, 2011 04:41 PM (Y+DPZ)
I've had two in 10 years. It might something to do with the fact that I lock the screen door and turn out all the lights. If one were stupid enough to ignore the obvious signals, I would ignore them and take further precautions next year, like a motion-sensor recording of a growling dog.
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 04:41 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: brett favre at October 31, 2011 04:41 PM (+56Bh)
Posted by: lous a girl at October 31, 2011 04:41 PM (R21xD)
Go Chiefs... I guess!
I have a player on each team but I've already sealed the deal for the match so it's all gravy now.
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 04:43 PM (piMMO)
Yeah. Belichik and those Ryan dudes are some of the worst. That Dallas defensive coach Ryan dude looks like an escapee from a mental ward.
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 04:43 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: unrepentant troglodyte at October 31, 2011 04:43 PM (Y9JPs)
and a diet
Posted by: Rob Ryan at October 31, 2011 04:43 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 31, 2011 04:43 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 31, 2011 04:43 PM (ieDPL)
Yeah, time to start surfing back and forth between DWTS and the Chiefs/Chargers game.
Yes, I will watch Karina Smirnoff instead of football.
And we still have a dumptruck full of candy. I'll probably get zits, again.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 31, 2011 04:44 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 31, 2011 04:44 PM (A1uUz)
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 08:43 PM (5H6zj)
He does look deranged..
Posted by: lous a girl at October 31, 2011 04:44 PM (R21xD)
_ERA _AKER....never denied it. nope
Posted by: B+rry Ob+owmao at October 31, 2011 04:44 PM (2jMZp)
Posted by: DMG at October 31, 2011 04:44 PM (hnoTN)
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 04:45 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 08:43 PM (5H6zj)
He does look deranged..
Posted by: lous a girl at October 31, 2011 08:44 PM (R21xD)
The Dude abides.
Posted by: The Dude at October 31, 2011 04:45 PM (QaKuj)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Candy Corn at October 31, 2011 04:46 PM (bxiXv)
OK morons why has my back been freezing up when I stand on concrete for very long?
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2011 08:25 PM (7enUC)
They used to sell "shop shoes" that had a zig-zag sole shaped like (side view):_________
\| \| \| \| \| \|
I can't find them for sale anywhere anymore. You're best bet is to get a good work pad for the floor and some nice insoles. I use foam on top of gel. A good non-slip sole like a Vibram also helps.
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 31, 2011 04:46 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: CoolCzech's Organ at October 31, 2011 04:46 PM (niZvt)
The worst I saw was in California and, sad to say, it was the gheys. Especially the lesbians. Really friggin' annoying.
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 04:46 PM (5H6zj)
There won't be another gent like Landry around anytime soon either.
Here's Bear doing his thing.
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 04:46 PM (piMMO)
He held a presser in a dressing room in a burlesque house. Wow.
Posted by: Miss'80s at October 31, 2011 04:46 PM (d6QMz)
I was dating the library at a school, being in IT, my boss asked if I wanted this ticket so I could see my "wife". Dickhead didn't know we broke up, would that be considered SH.
Or how about calling the women in the shop "girls"?
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2011 04:46 PM (8HSZ0)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 31, 2011 04:47 PM (ieDPL)
Here's Bear doing his thing.
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 08:46 PM (piMMO)
Love the hats.
Posted by: lous a girl at October 31, 2011 04:47 PM (R21xD)
egads. Utah.
Next year, cigarettes and condoms and a night of peace and quiet!
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 04:48 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 04:48 PM (Z71Vg)
There won't be another gent like Landry around anytime soon either.
Here's Bear doing his thing.
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 08:46 PM (piMMO)
--Mike Nolan (former head coach of the 49ers, now DC somewhere else) tried to have that look, but the NFL actually bitched about it since they want coaches to sport their logos on everything they wear.
Posted by: logprof at October 31, 2011 04:48 PM (QaKuj)
Dagny, get a pair of Sanita Professional Clogs. They are life-changing if you spend long hours on your feet.
Have some. They are wonderful but back still freezes. I don't spend long hours on my feet btw.
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2011 04:50 PM (7enUC)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2011 04:50 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 31, 2011 04:50 PM (XE2Oo)
I give them lotion
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at October 31, 2011 08:35 PM (Y+DPZ)
I give them the hose again.Posted by: Ed Anger at October 31, 2011 04:51 PM (7+pP9)
"NFL. That stands for Not For Long if you keep making calls like that."
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 04:51 PM (5H6zj)
Have some. They are wonderful but back still freezes. I don't spend long hours on my feet btw.
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2011 08:50 PMNeither do I
Posted by: Shep Smith-Cooper at October 31, 2011 04:52 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech's Organ at October 31, 2011 04:52 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: buzzion at October 31, 2011 04:54 PM (GULKT)
egads. Utah.
Next year, cigarettes and condoms and a night of peace and quiet!
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 08:48 PM (5H6zj)
Tee hee, ya made me laugh, as I was a Utah kid. I know how many you can end up with, probably close to 100.
None yet here, still early.
I got the good stuff, m&m's kitkats, but I got the cheap stuff also, tootsie pops, twizzlers. What to do ,what to do..
Posted by: lous a girl at October 31, 2011 04:54 PM (R21xD)
...
Tip 8. Politeness Counts.
Wrong: Get your ass into the rape tent or I will cut a bitch.
Right: Your friend has had a serious accident. Please come to the rape tent to
learn more.
...
Posted by: OWS Working Group #75 at October 31, 2011 04:54 PM (Zmtw7)
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 04:55 PM (Z71Vg)
Damn. That was when Boston had Combat Zone.
Good Times, Good Times.
Posted by: sickinmass at October 31, 2011 08:31 PM (1rflU)
I was with a group of co-workers at a dinner in Boston with representatives from a now defunct computer company. Libations had been liberally consumed by the time dessert came around. Someone (t'weren't me) instructed the waitress to prepare a plate on which two wedges of cheesecake were to be joined at their tips to form a vee into which a large quantity of cherry filling was to be placed. The recipient of this gustatory delight asked, "What's this?" "Combat Zone Cheesecake!" was the guffawed response.
Posted by: unrepentant troglodyte at October 31, 2011 04:55 PM (Y9JPs)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2011 04:55 PM (fyOgS)
I'm a little worried. I was a little cavalier with how much candy I was giving them at first.
I like that many of the parents are with their kids. That's how we always did it.
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 04:56 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 31, 2011 04:57 PM (XE2Oo)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2011 04:58 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: toby928© at October 31, 2011 04:58 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: mpfs at October 31, 2011 04:58 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2011 04:59 PM (fyOgS)
Hey look! Charlie Whitehurst dressed up like Philip Rivers.
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 31, 2011 04:59 PM (aD5Kx)
Transporter malfunctions work wonders ...
Posted by: James T Kirk at October 31, 2011 05:00 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2011 05:01 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 31, 2011 05:01 PM (Qjh0I)
Transporter malfunctions work wonders ...
Posted by: James T Kirk at October 31, 2011 09:00 PM
What's a sexual harrassment complaint?
Posted by: Capt Jean Picard at October 31, 2011 05:01 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Jimmah at October 31, 2011 05:02 PM (AJaIC)
Save the Kit Kats.
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 08:56 PM (Z71Vg)
I agree. They are kids, they can have the other stuff, and eat it last like we used too..
Posted by: lous a girl at October 31, 2011 05:02 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2011 05:02 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: logprof at October 31, 2011 08:27 PM (QaKuj)
I got home after work, ready to get the candy ready. However, yesterday's snow had melted, ran on my drive, and was now starting to freeze. I had visions of getting my ass sued off by some ambulance chaser because a little urchin took a header. I sighed and turned off the lights. the times we live in...
Posted by: Ombudsman at October 31, 2011 05:03 PM (AxHOT)
I've had a couple of sailors - one boy and one girl. Cute as buttons. "Winnie the Pooh"... excuse me, "Colin the Pooh," still my favorite.
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 05:03 PM (5H6zj)
The NBC booth must have been soaked with all the drooling over Michael Vick last night
Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2011 05:03 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 05:03 PM (Z71Vg)
Man, I think you have me beat by a couple. I think I'm around 39. Down to giving singles.
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 05:05 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 31, 2011 05:05 PM (aD5Kx)
533Jimmah ugh nasty
---
Yep, its a shocker. hahaha, only joke so shocking I manage to remember it.
Posted by: Jimmah at October 31, 2011 05:05 PM (AJaIC)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2011 05:06 PM (Y+DPZ)
Man, I think you have me beat by a couple. I think I'm around 39. Down to giving singles.
I threw about 15 bars in the pantry just in case.. although by 9:00.. the house is closed.
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 05:06 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 31, 2011 05:06 PM (niZvt)
I hope you are telling the kids "Don't trust Whitey" and "Avoid the clap".
Kids don't hear the classics anymore.
Also, hand out cards with your number on them to good looking women in front of their husbands. Makes for an evil night. "Spread the joy of the holiday", that's my motto.
Posted by: sifty at October 31, 2011 05:07 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 08:56 PM (5H6zj)
There were six of us kids, so mom and dad stayed home, but raided the candy and took the stuff they liked when we got home, my mom took all the snickers.
Had two show up, gave them a grub of candy.
Posted by: lous a girl at October 31, 2011 05:07 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 31, 2011 05:08 PM (A1uUz)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 31, 2011 05:08 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: GT 5.0 at October 31, 2011 05:08 PM (3W1+C)
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 05:09 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Holger at October 31, 2011 05:10 PM (zaVyn)
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2011 08:25 PM (7enUC)
Unless you lie in bumfuck you should be able to find someone who specializes in orthotics. They'll be in the Yellow Pages or a local non-chain shoe store can steer you to one. Or maybe even a podiatrist. Lots of podiatrists are hacks so it's a crap shoot whether a podiatrist or someone who specializes in orthotics would give you the best relief.
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 31, 2011 05:10 PM (7+pP9)
Is it wrong to hit on the mothers of the little trick-or-treaters?
I tell the ones in street clothes that I like their M.I.L.F. costume.
Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2011 05:11 PM (5eVSI)
Posted by: Y-not at October 31, 2011 08:56 PM
Out of curiosity, did you have to pay off any of the parents?
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at October 31, 2011 05:11 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 31, 2011 05:12 PM (A1uUz)
Mark Rober, who works for NASA, has managed to make it look like there is a huge hole blown straight through him with the use of two iPads.
The rocket scientist, from Pasadena, California, created the costume by duct taping iPads to either side of his torso.
One iPad is attached to the front of the body, one to the back with the screens facing out and then initiating a FaceTime video chat between the two. The effect is that the front iPad displays what's being recorded by the rear iPad and vice versa.
Posted by: Miss'80s at October 31, 2011 05:12 PM (d6QMz)
Posted by: No Regrets ePub at October 31, 2011 05:12 PM (KCI/1)
clever
Posted by: chemjeff at October 31, 2011 09:09 PM
I come to this mutt's house to collect on a "bill" and he tells me what a cute mobster outfit I got on. I thought I'd shit!
Posted by: Tommy DeVito at October 31, 2011 05:13 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: VaderMan at October 31, 2011 05:16 PM (5OTWF)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 31, 2011 05:16 PM (0yt4x)
I'm handing out pieces of half-cooked beef stew.
Posted by: sifty at October 31, 2011 05:17 PM (4CSeG)
Something dressed like "Chebaca" just rang me door bell. Was that Mooooooooooooooochele Obama ?????
Posted by: VaderMan at October 31, 2011 05:18 PM (5OTWF)
OWS Trick or Treat:
The Puppetry Guild of Arts and Culture is trying to find a woman named Lady. She is in the facilitation working group. She has our check for $3000 that we got approved from the GA and recently was cut for us by Finance.
When we got the check written out, she and I were both present and she said to make it in her name. Now she has disappeared. The phone number that we have for her is disconnected.
If you see her, please ask her to get in touch with Lopi, Gan or Joe asap.
F*ckin' corporate policies and procedures, man. How do they work?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 05:18 PM (4q5tP)
Please tell us you didn't say that to Jessica ...
Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2011 05:19 PM (Y+DPZ)
Wow. And I love the first comment:
Put a big one of those on a stealth bomber and make it even more stealthy.... not as silly as it sounds if its integrated into the panels etc.
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 05:19 PM (piMMO)
If your parents loved you they would buy you candy and you wouldn't have to beg. Call CPS on them.
Posted by: sifty at October 31, 2011 05:20 PM (4CSeG)
Knock on a door and ask for a BJ just to see the shock on their faces.
Posted by: Holger at October 31, 2011 05:22 PM (zaVyn)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 05:23 PM (4q5tP)
Getting ready for the trick or treaters here
I wonder if I should keep the candy and pass out cans of spam
What could be worse? Creamed corn? A jar of olives? Pecans?
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 05:23 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: derit at October 31, 2011 05:23 PM (FQlFL)
Trick or Treat!
Got any beer, old man? Maybe some jalapeno poppers or somesuch?
Have the old lady fix me up somethin.
Posted by: sifty at October 31, 2011 05:23 PM (4CSeG)
Getting ready for the trick or treaters here
I wonder if I should keep the candy and pass out cans of spam
What could be worse? Creamed corn? A jar of olives? Pecans?
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 09:23 PM
I appropriated some peach slices from the kitchen and aint nobody complained yet!
Posted by: Michelle Obama at October 31, 2011 05:25 PM (Y+DPZ)
Post-it notes, staplers, ink cartridges
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 05:26 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 05:27 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: DSK at October 31, 2011 05:27 PM (hHMlR)
Guy dies in tent at okc protest . Sorry, dont know if this is ot or not
Posted by: lous a girl at October 31, 2011 05:28 PM (R21xD)
Posted by: Jessica's Mom at October 31, 2011 05:29 PM (niZvt)
Does it seem like there's any sort of theme, other than sheer madness, going on around here?
I'm pulling up the live stream now.
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 05:29 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: macho camacho at October 31, 2011 05:30 PM (WLKdP)
Posted by: Duke Lacrosse Team at October 31, 2011 05:30 PM (hHMlR)
Unless you lie in bumfuck you should be able to find someone who specializes in orthotics. They'll be in the Yellow Pages or a local non-chain shoe store can steer you to one. Or maybe even a podiatrist. Lots of podiatrists are hacks so it's a crap shoot whether a podiatrist or someone who specializes in orthotics would give you the best relief.
My orthopedist doesn't "do" backs and refers me to a spine and pain guy. I just don't want to get started with MRIs and stuff but I'll have to, I think. I live 1 mile from the Pentagon so not too bumblefucky.
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2011 05:30 PM (7enUC)
That Tom Brady video is true fact.
Thats why I don't even talk to ladies at work, I am no Tom Brady.
Posted by: GT 5.0 at October 31, 2011 05:32 PM (3W1+C)
I wonder if I should keep the candy and pass out cans of spam
Wait, you live in Hawaii, right? Isn't spam more of a delicacy than candy out there?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 31, 2011 05:32 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 05:32 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: cainiac at October 31, 2011 05:33 PM (k1rwm)
that will be one kick ass costume party / drunken bash
Posted by: chemjeff at October 31, 2011 05:33 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 05:33 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: John Quincy Adams at October 31, 2011 05:34 PM (hHMlR)
Posted by: What Now?! at October 31, 2011 09:29 PM (piMMO)
They are claiming he was a homeless guy, dont know how that makes it any better, they are all homeless, no?. Looked like a young drug addict like the rest of them to me. Sorry if that sounds mean, but wtf, cover your ass much ows?!
Posted by: lous a girl at October 31, 2011 05:36 PM (R21xD)
That Tom Brady video is true fact.
Thats why I don't even talk to ladies at work, I am no Tom Brady.
Posted by: GT 5.0 at October 31, 2011 09:32 PM (3W1+C)
Thank goodness, tom brady is not and has never been sexy. Yuck.
Posted by: lous a girl at October 31, 2011 05:38 PM (R21xD)
Oct. 3- University of Denver, Denver
Oct. 16- Hofstra University, Hempstead, N.Y.
Oct. 22- Lynn University, Boca Raton, Fla.
VP Debate:
Oct. 11- Centre College, Danville, Ky.
Posted by: Miss'80s at October 31, 2011 05:39 PM (d6QMz)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 31, 2011 05:41 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 31, 2011 05:44 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: dot at October 31, 2011 05:52 PM (L4CWX)
Posted by: The Next Always epub at October 31, 2011 05:53 PM (bYYfj)
Posted by: The Greys at October 31, 2011 05:53 PM (NRygI)
Newt would eat The Barkster like a python eating a rabbit.
Bambi would never agree to more than one debate with Newt, if that.
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 31, 2011 05:57 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 31, 2011 09:44 PM (s7mIC)
Yes, happened a couple of times, including an older sib collecting for the ailing youngster.
Was the mom hot?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2011 06:01 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: The Greys at October 31, 2011 06:13 PM (NRygI)
Posted by: Mac OS X Lion ePub at October 31, 2011 06:14 PM (ZCpyR)
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 31, 2011 06:19 PM (AM+sr)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 31, 2011 06:25 PM (r4wIV)
This threads deader than Debbie Wassermanly Schultz' clitoris.
It's not that dead, it just needs a cleaning.
A good sand blasting should do the trick.
Posted by: Bill H at October 31, 2011 06:28 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: izoneguy at October 31, 2011 06:46 PM (i6Neb)
Dagny,
They are wonderful but back still freezes. I don't spend long hours on my feet btw.
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2011 08:50 PM (7enUC)
I bought a pair of shoes from oehs.com Ugly, but my back feels great when I wear them. I have a couple of blown disks [yay, motherhood!] and can't stand or sit for any length of time without my back freezing up. Try rocking side to side if you have to stand, such as at a soccer game. Good luck!
Posted by: museisluse at October 31, 2011 06:51 PM (4Lj43)
the operative word here is "someone". Man that tyler is an idealist.
Posted by: cainiac at October 31, 2011 06:59 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: The Meaning of Marriage ePub at October 31, 2011 07:51 PM (2rmis)
She would chop off my dick and slap it between
two pieces of bread and say - "Here's your
fucking sandwich dickhead."
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I've often heard of rumors of a place, beyond the stars, in a mystical land and magical time that such wishes go fulfilled....
Posted by: befuddled at October 31, 2011 08:07 PM (xJU23)
It was only a matter of time before someone (socialist plant, shill, puppet, parrot, tool) went at Mr. Cain with the one thing that immediately sparks reactions: anything of a sexual nature, be it the act, or the perception of something in that realm.
Anyone recall the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings? 99% of us can't name the actual legal areas in which eventual Justice Thomas was questioned. We have a very hard time focusing on the general rulings he made as a judge, let alone anything specific. But, we know Anita Hill, a Coca-Cola can, a hair on said can, etc. Why? Because of the sensationalist aspect.
We need to ask ourselves why the toleration of blatant sexual shenanigans and exploits on television (e.g., 'Desperate Housewives,' 'The Bachelor,' 'The Good Wife,' 'Big Brother,' 'Grey's Anatomy',' 'Private Practice,' 'Two and a Half Men,' 'How I Met Your Mother,' 'The Big Bang Theory,' 'Mike and Molly,' etc., etc., ad infinitum), ever bolder nudity in movies, and crude, crass, and degrading jokes(?) from so-called stand-up comedians...and yet, when it comes to public figures, the line is drawn in the sand; no politician (save for, perhaps, one Slick Willie) can endure, nor will the slightest innuendo of a sexual nature be tolerated. Never mind that the 'thing' was implied without ever having been proven. It was alleged and that's what matters.
Sexual harrassment and other similarly related 'crimes' only have to be alleged. They don't have to be shown to be true. What a sorry state in a nation known for its judicial imperative that a person is innocent until proven guilty that the reverse is true when it pertains to anything with the word 'sex' in it.
This particular incident was concocted. It is, in modern day parlance, a non-event. For example, even if true (and we know by now that it was anything but true), how would it affect Mr. Cain's ability to occupy the highest office in the land? Especially in light of a former Oval Office occupant's known and proven sexual escapades??? Blue dress notwithstanding, former President Clinton (and present Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton) dispatched their henchmen and media hangers-on to pillory numerous other women who accused the former Prez of more than mere comments. Ex-President Clinton was known to have dallied with several women. It was common knowledge that he did indeed sexually harrass women other than Monica Lewinsky. And yet, some slug journalist(????) dredges up something that allegedly happened in the 90s??? The audacity of liberaldom is lost on the general public. The utter desperation of the left is obvious. It also demonstrates that there is no muck and sewage deep enough to keep liberals from diving headlong into it!
Posted by: Gipster1980 at November 01, 2011 04:33 AM (IRTfz)
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