March 05, 2011

Sheen's Korner
— rdbrewer

Charlie Sheen is doing a live broadcast on Ustream tonight at 7:00 Pacific. (Below the fold.) I'd like to think I'm too civilized for popular twaddle like that, but... get me some popcorn, baby!

Gotta give him props for the name, "Sheen's Korner." I love that. The "k" helps encapsulate the kitschy nature of the whole thing.

You're either in Sheen's Korner or with the trolls!


Live TV : Ustream

Duh, winning!

Posted by: rdbrewer at 05:32 PM | Comments (195)
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1 Courtesy of modern technology, wreckage in real time...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 05, 2011 05:34 PM (uehxp)

2

U-stream?  In a year it'll be county fairs.

Posted by: Cicero at March 05, 2011 05:34 PM (RU5ki)

3 Sheen should win next year's Oscar for Best Career Destruction in the Non-Scientologist Category.

Posted by: Cicero at March 05, 2011 05:36 PM (RU5ki)

4 Ahhh, slow motion train wrecks.

Posted by: In Exile at March 05, 2011 05:36 PM (x538g)

5

Gotta give him props for the name, "Sheen's Korner." I love that. The "k" helps encapsulate the kitschy nature of the whole thing.

Love the Mortal Kombatese...it was amusing the first hundred times I saw it employed, . 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 05, 2011 05:36 PM (c0A3e)

6 Okay. So did he really test negative for drugs because, if he did, then why the fuck hasn't he been Baker-acted yet?

Why the hell would Sean Penn think that taking him to another country when he's bug-fucking crazy do any good?

Posted by: Whatever at March 05, 2011 05:36 PM (piMMO)

7 Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...THE NEXT DENNIS HOPPER!

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at March 05, 2011 05:36 PM (vnXhV)

8 A better question is why the hell I would have ordered "cheesecake" at the Burger King drive thru?

Posted by: Whatever at March 05, 2011 05:37 PM (piMMO)

9 So basically it's a chance to see the "Goddesses" naked for free?

Posted by: Doc at March 05, 2011 05:38 PM (jGXQI)

10 High Speed Flail.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2011 05:39 PM (kyMr8)

11 So basically it's a chance to see the "Goddesses" naked for free?

Dude. You are joking, right? Because even Bing will bring back a hundred porno pics of her.

Posted by: Whatever at March 05, 2011 05:40 PM (piMMO)

12 Time to hit the "play" button.

Posted by: Honey Badger at March 05, 2011 05:40 PM (EMuWJ)

13 This is even better than the ONT!!

Posted by: fluffy at March 05, 2011 05:41 PM (4Kl5M)

14 Of course I was joking. I should have said "another chance..."

Posted by: Doc at March 05, 2011 05:42 PM (jGXQI)

15 Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...THE NEXT DENNIS HOPPER! Posted by: MrPaulRevere at March 05, 2011 09:36 PM

Hey, not bad.

Posted by: Honey Badger at March 05, 2011 05:42 PM (EMuWJ)

16 No one puts Charlie in the corner -- except Charlie.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 05, 2011 05:42 PM (h0RtZ)

17 10 High Speed Flail.

High Speed Fail. 

Good analogy, as this whole Sheen affair is a high speed train-wreck in motion.  Its so sad, yet so captivating, to see somebody so utterly destroy themselves. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 05, 2011 05:42 PM (c0A3e)

18 How dare you defame Ralph Kiner like that!

Posted by: ParisParamus at March 05, 2011 05:44 PM (cdCC7)

19 History will be made, tonight.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 05, 2011 05:45 PM (YX6i/)

20 "You're either in Sheen's Korner or with the trolls!"

I gotta admit, that's gold. 

I'm going to be one of those contrarians who says I kind of love what Charlie Sheen is doing these days, especially the part where he refuses to play the typical Hollywood bullshit game of "grovel, apologize, put out a statement, go to fake-rehab."  Honestly, as long as he doesn't kill himself, I'm kind of enjoying the ride. 

Fact: he has spontaneously said more incredibly funny, memorable things off the top of his (no doubt coked-up) head in the past few weeks than he ever did on that piece of crap Two and a Half Men. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 05, 2011 05:45 PM (NjYDy)

21 Will be interesting to see how high the viewer counter goes...

Posted by: ParisParamus at March 05, 2011 05:45 PM (cdCC7)

22 oh good, Saturday nite porn nite at the AoSHQ

Posted by: robtr at March 05, 2011 05:45 PM (MtwBb)

23

Good analogy, as this whole Sheen affair is a high speed train-wreck in motion. 

Awesome!

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 05, 2011 05:45 PM (BvBKY)

24 Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...THE NEXT DENNIS HOPPER! -- If he starts to recite Roy Orbison's "In Dreams", turn off your computer run for the hills, 'cause he's taking people out with him.

Posted by: Doc at March 05, 2011 05:46 PM (jGXQI)

25 Odd, something is happeing...

Posted by: HH at March 05, 2011 05:46 PM (6oDXl)

26

High Speed Fail. 

 Flail.  Not fail. 

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2011 05:46 PM (kyMr8)

27 high speed fart?

Posted by: ParisParamus at March 05, 2011 05:47 PM (cdCC7)

28 he farts alot or is the her?

Posted by: robtr at March 05, 2011 05:47 PM (MtwBb)

29 Fart noises?

Posted by: TC at March 05, 2011 05:47 PM (BAtLQ)

30 that chick didn't flash the camera.  Fail already.

(This is going to be fun)

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 05, 2011 05:47 PM (YX6i/)

31 Is this when UStream gets famous?

Posted by: ParisParamus at March 05, 2011 05:48 PM (cdCC7)

32 I heard that. Was it my computer?

Posted by: Trainspotting Toilet at March 05, 2011 05:48 PM (gJNMj)

33 rd, you guys should be all over this ATFBE gunrunnner scandal that's exploding

Posted by: Ex-Republican genius at March 05, 2011 05:48 PM (le5qc)

34 K is for Kamikaze

Posted by: melvin at March 05, 2011 05:48 PM (3OCZw)

35 OMG, close to Orbison music!

Posted by: ParisParamus at March 05, 2011 05:49 PM (cdCC7)

36 I saw The Sheenster moving back and forth in front of the cam.  Finally, something I'll be able to tell my grand kids about!

Posted by: DngrMse at March 05, 2011 05:50 PM (CbVEd)

37 ....it started with fart sounds.  Perfect.  Muah, magnifique.  Genius.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 05, 2011 05:50 PM (EMuWJ)

38 UStream will freeze up at some point.

I don't care about Sheen, but the UStream idea is fascinating.  Is that really him or is this a fake Sheen thing?

Posted by: ParisParamus at March 05, 2011 05:51 PM (cdCC7)

39 #34

There is no scandal.  There is only Sheen. 

And umm....fart noises.

Posted by: DngrMse at March 05, 2011 05:51 PM (CbVEd)

40 rd, you guys should be all over this ATFBE gunrunnner scandal that's exploding
Posted by: Ex-Republican genius at March 05, 2011 09:48

Whoa, whoa whoa, hold on there, Speedy Gonzales.  First things first.  We have to get the important stuff out of the way.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 05, 2011 05:52 PM (EMuWJ)

41 Something tells me we're about to be the recipients of a serious dose of .... put some knowledge on us

Posted by: melvin at March 05, 2011 05:52 PM (3OCZw)

42 I hope genghis delays the ONT (like that's in question) until it's over.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 05, 2011 05:52 PM (YX6i/)

43 Bets on how high the counter goes?  I say 156,000, but the picture will freeze well before that.

Posted by: ParisParamus at March 05, 2011 05:52 PM (cdCC7)

44 Can't it be both? ----------- That depends on how it works out for Charlie.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2011 05:52 PM (kyMr8)

45 What's the over/under on Sheen revealing he's an alien, or Elvis' son, and/or daughter?

Posted by: DngrMse at March 05, 2011 05:53 PM (CbVEd)

46 By jove, I just heard a little freep!

Posted by: Lord Windesmere at March 05, 2011 05:54 PM (HMQ4N)

47

If you look really close, you can see Alex Jones picking up french fries off of the floor.

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at March 05, 2011 05:54 PM (vnXhV)

48 What's the over/under on Sheen revealing he's an alien, or Elvis' son, and/or daughter?

Posted by: DngrMse at March 05, 2011 09:53 PM (CbVEd)

Oh, that would be awesome!!

Posted by: Martin Sheen at March 05, 2011 05:54 PM (YX6i/)

49 Fuck Sheen.  In a more civilized time, he'd be hidden away in shame in the family's attic.

Posted by: nickless at March 05, 2011 05:54 PM (MMC8r)

50 Gee, Ed Morrissey's show never gets to this many viewers...

Posted by: ParisParamus at March 05, 2011 05:54 PM (cdCC7)

51 Gee, Ed Morrissey's show never gets to this many viewers...

Posted by: ParisParamus at March 05, 2011 09:54 PM (cdCC7)

By design.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 05, 2011 05:56 PM (YX6i/)

52 51 Fuck Sheen.  In a more civilized time, he'd be hidden away in shame in the family's attic.

Shame, shame, what is that these days? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 05, 2011 05:56 PM (c0A3e)

53

Jed should have left me die in the Calumet City Park.

Posted by: Matty Eckert at March 05, 2011 05:56 PM (gJNMj)

54 The viewer count is climbing at an epic pace.

Posted by: Spliff Menendez at March 05, 2011 05:57 PM (NHlhT)

55

Everytime this douche say "winning" you have to drink a shot.

Posted by: robtr at March 05, 2011 05:57 PM (MtwBb)

56 USTREAM STRESS TEST

Posted by: FederalReserveParamus at March 05, 2011 05:58 PM (cdCC7)

57 I think everyone should have to take a drink every time Chaz says 'fuck'.

Posted by: DngrMse at March 05, 2011 05:58 PM (CbVEd)

58 I'm not going to be wearing pants.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 05, 2011 05:58 PM (BAtLQ)

59 58

Everytime this douche say "winning" you have to drink a shot.

Are you trying to kill everyone via alcohol poisoning? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 05, 2011 05:58 PM (c0A3e)

60 Here we go.  I opened up another window, so I could comment w/o stopping the video.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 05, 2011 05:58 PM (EMuWJ)

61 I hate to admit it, but I can't fucking wait to see how full of win this will be.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 05, 2011 05:59 PM (28FZo)

62 51 Fuck Sheen.  In a more civilized time, he'd be hidden away in shame in the family's attic.

Posted by: nickless at March 05, 2011 09:54 PM (MMC8r)

Yes. But, as the young nephew I'd a bit interested in why uncle crazy had two hot 20-year-plus year-olds doing him and doing each other when he's bored. I'm pretty sure a young moron mind might find interest

Posted by: jcjimi at March 05, 2011 05:59 PM (EUW8K)

63 The view count is going up by 100+ per second.  Nobody can resist.

Posted by: Spliff Menendez at March 05, 2011 06:00 PM (NHlhT)

64

Man, that looks like a really bad apartment. Hell, my place was far, far better when I lived back there.

I'd think Sheen could afford better.

Or I could be wrong.

Posted by: HH at March 05, 2011 06:00 PM (6oDXl)

65 Where are you guys seeing the viewer count?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 05, 2011 06:00 PM (EMuWJ)

66 Hey, jcjimi - been waiting to see you 'round here.  Do you drive a "company" vehicle from point to point?

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 05, 2011 06:00 PM (YX6i/)

67 lol, Geraldo, Breaking News! Sheen about to go on the intartubez!!!111!1!

Posted by: mugiwara at March 05, 2011 06:01 PM (28FZo)

68 Hey, jcjimi - been waiting to see you 'round here.  Do you drive a "company" vehicle from point to point?

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 05, 2011 10:00 PM (YX6i/)

Yep. Sometimes. You haven't seen me at any of the "dance" clubs have you?

Posted by: jcjimi at March 05, 2011 06:01 PM (EUW8K)

69 Unscripted audio!  Yeah.  Woo.  :/

Posted by: DngrMse at March 05, 2011 06:02 PM (CbVEd)

70 It just went off the air, and disappeared, but count was just below the screen when you click to the Ustream site itself.

Posted by: FederalReserveParamus at March 05, 2011 06:02 PM (cdCC7)

71 He shut it down until the Viagra kicks in.

Posted by: Spliff Menendez at March 05, 2011 06:02 PM (NHlhT)

72 No, I think I was tailing you on the viaduct the other day.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 05, 2011 06:02 PM (YX6i/)

73 Hey, anybody got a line of pure, uncut Charlie Sheen?  Pass me some.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 05, 2011 06:02 PM (EMuWJ)

74 Sheen's World! Sheen's World! Party Time! Excellent! "7...6...wait, what's next?"

Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at March 05, 2011 06:02 PM (oDUHp)

75 He actually has an index card script

Posted by: Doc at March 05, 2011 06:03 PM (jGXQI)

76 It's on.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 05, 2011 06:03 PM (EMuWJ)

77 Bad directing, already.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 05, 2011 06:03 PM (YX6i/)

78 No, I think I was tailing you on the viaduct the other day.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 05, 2011 10:02 PM (YX6i/)

Small white pickup, bored driver. That was me.

Posted by: jcjimi at March 05, 2011 06:03 PM (EUW8K)

79 The counter froze at 14991

Posted by: FederalReserveParamus at March 05, 2011 06:04 PM (cdCC7)

80 He looks like crap. 

Did he get his kids back?  And, if not, is it really any better for them to be with the mom, who must be some kind of skank to vacation with Charlie and "the goddesses"?  Poor kids.

Posted by: Y-not at March 05, 2011 06:04 PM (pW2o8)

81 Another freep! Worth 5 points.  Well done..

Posted by: Paul Boomer at March 05, 2011 06:05 PM (HMQ4N)

82 Heh.  Yep - it was you.  I was in a blue Silverado.  You got off on Western.  I kept on going North.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 05, 2011 06:05 PM (YX6i/)

83 BAAAAACOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!

Posted by: mugiwara at March 05, 2011 06:05 PM (28FZo)

84 Why the hat?  Is he balding? 

Posted by: Y-not at March 05, 2011 06:06 PM (pW2o8)

85 Lose the sycophants!

Posted by: jeannie at March 05, 2011 06:06 PM (HMQ4N)

86 He needs to get a little closer to the mic

Posted by: Doc at March 05, 2011 06:07 PM (jGXQI)

87 I'm loving the "$" T-shirt.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 05, 2011 06:07 PM (NjYDy)

88 Guess my Internets don't have enough "win" to maintain a continuous live Charlie Sheen's Korner feed.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 05, 2011 06:07 PM (c0A3e)

89 Is he gonna get more viewers on UStream than CBS?  One would think the odds are good.

I wish he would welcome those viewers watching from Iran. 

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 05, 2011 06:07 PM (YX6i/)

90 OH MY GOD.  A new tattoo on his wrist that just says "WINNING."

That is fucking awesome.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 05, 2011 06:08 PM (NjYDy)

91 Okay, so this is pretty fucking fun so far.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 05, 2011 06:09 PM (NjYDy)

92 Per Darren Rovell of CNBC on Twitter "Charlie Sheen mentioned Tiger Blood product by company called Ritual Cleanse. Crashed their Web site in less than a minute."

Posted by: Doc at March 05, 2011 06:09 PM (jGXQI)

93 85 Heh.  Yep - it was you.  I was in a blue Silverado.  You got off on Western.  I kept on going North.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 05, 2011 10:05 PM (YX6i/)

Yep. Off at Western. That's me or the other three people at that location but I'm the only one with a mini pickup. I'll mention you to the geese I feed tomorrow morning. They're very interested in my latest life developments. Geese are my friends.

Posted by: jcjimi at March 05, 2011 06:10 PM (EUW8K)

94 This is the greatest thing of all time.

Posted by: booger at March 05, 2011 06:10 PM (9RFH1)

95 I think his viewer numbers are starting to decline

Posted by: DngrMse at March 05, 2011 06:11 PM (CbVEd)

96 So this is like Sheen's version of a new Howard Sternesque Show

Posted by: melvin at March 05, 2011 06:11 PM (3OCZw)

97 Looks like UStream has maxed out at about 116,000.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 05, 2011 06:11 PM (YX6i/)

98 Can I get some backstory here? What is the point of this?

Posted by: MissTammy at March 05, 2011 06:12 PM (BebB7)

99 Can I get some backstory here? What is the point of this?

Have you been living under a rock for the past three weeks?

Charlie Sheen is WINNING, and you apparently missed the fucking boat.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 05, 2011 06:13 PM (NjYDy)

100 Charlie's Fun House

Posted by: melvin at March 05, 2011 06:13 PM (3OCZw)

101 If Josie managed to lose the top, I'm guessin' the numbers would start going back up.  At least temporarily.

Posted by: DngrMse at March 05, 2011 06:14 PM (CbVEd)

102 He looks about five blades short of Freddy Kruger. Meth does that. As does crack. If he's not drugging it up, then what the hell is causing his appearance?

Posted by: Whatever at March 05, 2011 06:14 PM (piMMO)

103 I'm Winning by clicking 'off' of the ustream and watching the 1979 version of  "ice castles"  

Pretty sad commentary about Charlie and 'winning'

Posted by: some wench at March 05, 2011 06:14 PM (bqjJT)

104 What the hell have you got me watching... is this some Alternate Reality Game based on Being John Malkovich?

Posted by: Enochf at March 05, 2011 06:15 PM (9COU1)

105 This is the greatest thing of all time.
Posted by: booger at March 05, 2011 10:10 PM (

Better.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 05, 2011 06:15 PM (EMuWJ)

106 I want him to start talking about how 9/11 was an inside job.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 05, 2011 06:15 PM (NjYDy)

107 when does the porn start?

Posted by: robtr at March 05, 2011 06:15 PM (MtwBb)

108 Did you see where David Arquette was in a car accident? He tweeted (?) that he was fine because he has "dragon blood" in is veins.

Posted by: Whatever at March 05, 2011 06:15 PM (piMMO)

109 Impressive to stream that quality of image @115K viewers.

Posted by: FederalReserveParamus at March 05, 2011 06:15 PM (cdCC7)

110 Somebody needs to cut back on the sound effects.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 05, 2011 06:16 PM (NjYDy)

111 Hey Charlie- Matt Drudge called- he wants his hat back.

Posted by: Scott P at March 05, 2011 06:17 PM (WZP3I)

112 Am I the only one that gets the feeling he'd fun on a bar crawl?

Posted by: Whatever at March 05, 2011 06:17 PM (piMMO)

113 So, what about Bree's pussy? O, right, I can goggle that.

Posted by: jcjimi at March 05, 2011 06:17 PM (EUW8K)

114 118 Somebody needs to cut back on the sound effects.

I gave up - the feed kept cutting out on me.  Guess my Internets don't have enough dragon blood or something. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 05, 2011 06:17 PM (TK2zK)

115 Have you been living under a rock for the past three weeks?

Apparently so. I know he got fired, I just don't quite understand what his intention here is.

Posted by: MissTammy at March 05, 2011 06:18 PM (BebB7)

116

To see a host, of any show, actually smoking, will from now on make me a fan of his.

Seriously.

How long has it been since you've seen that?

Posted by: HH at March 05, 2011 06:18 PM (6oDXl)

117 120 Am I the only one that gets the feeling he'd fun on a bar crawl? Posted by: Whatever at March 05, 2011 10:17 PM (piMMO) You mean like at 8am on a workday?

Posted by: In Exile at March 05, 2011 06:19 PM (x538g)

118 So I guess he just doesn't give a damn and is doing what he wants.

Okay, I get it. He's making his own show.

Posted by: MissTammy at March 05, 2011 06:19 PM (BebB7)

119 You mean like at 8am on a workday?

It's five o'clock somewhere.

Posted by: Whatever at March 05, 2011 06:19 PM (piMMO)

120 Apparently so. I know he got fired, I just don't quite understand what his intention here is.

Posted by: MissTammy at March 05, 2011 10:18 PM (BebB7)

To cash in on crazy.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 05, 2011 06:19 PM (YX6i/)

121 Has anybody got naked yet?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 05, 2011 06:20 PM (1fB+3)

122 Up next, TV dinner jokes

Posted by: Doc at March 05, 2011 06:21 PM (jGXQI)

123 Charlie.  Baby.  It's time for some boobs.  Really.

Posted by: Charlie's Agent at March 05, 2011 06:21 PM (CbVEd)

124

To cash in on crazy.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 05, 2011 10:19 PM (YX6i/)

Yep. "Rock what you got, baby!"

He got crazy. Rock it, man.

Posted by: jcjimi at March 05, 2011 06:21 PM (EUW8K)

125 I'm waiting on him to jump up and start rapping. Some Beastie Boys would do right about now.

Posted by: Whatever at March 05, 2011 06:22 PM (piMMO)

126

Has anybody got naked yet?

Is that you I saw in my window?

Posted by: jewells45 at March 05, 2011 06:23 PM (Z71Vg)

127 Geraldo is running with this on Fox.

Posted by: mpfs at March 05, 2011 06:24 PM (vBd9o)

128 117 Charlie sheen as honey badger?

Posted by: FU52 at March 05, 2011 06:24 PM (NZu+i)

129 It's all just so incredibly average.

I could be listening in on my college aged nephews, only they're funnier, have cuter girlfriends, and much more exciting things to do on Saturday night.


Posted by: MissTammy at March 05, 2011 06:24 PM (BebB7)

130 .Worst. Posse. Ever.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 05, 2011 06:25 PM (1fB+3)

131 It's like 2 1/2 Men. I'm just...bored

Posted by: jcjimi at March 05, 2011 06:25 PM (EUW8K)

132 If that whore got naked I might keep watching.

Posted by: Matty Eckert at March 05, 2011 06:26 PM (gJNMj)

133 If that whore got naked

Hey now, be nice. We don't know that she's that way.  Could it be his sister or something? She seems young.

Posted by: MissTammy at March 05, 2011 06:27 PM (BebB7)

134 THIS is what we turned in for. There's hope yet!

Posted by: Whatever at March 05, 2011 06:28 PM (piMMO)

135 Waste of time.

Posted by: Jack at March 05, 2011 06:28 PM (kCT7A)

136 Finally. It's less well produced but still more entertaining. The ONT.

Posted by: jcjimi at March 05, 2011 06:29 PM (EUW8K)

137

Since this is live, can any of you guys twitter him? And of course mention the AoS?

That should be fun...

Posted by: HH at March 05, 2011 06:30 PM (6oDXl)

138 Hey now, be nice. We don't know that she's that way.  Could it be his sister or something? She seems young.

Posted by: MissTammy at March 05, 2011 10:27 PM (BebB7)

She's a porn star, still could be his sister but she does porn.

Posted by: robtr at March 05, 2011 06:32 PM (MtwBb)

139 I think if these guys were my leechfriends I'd be as fucked up as Sheen too.

Posted by: Doc at March 05, 2011 06:34 PM (jGXQI)

140 Anyone think it's been mentioned to him that his numbers are tanking?

Posted by: Charlie's Agent at March 05, 2011 06:35 PM (CbVEd)

141 I think there might be a chatroom at the Ustream site? And yeah probably one of them is watching his twitter feed.

Yeah, the comments are flying over there so fast I can't read them.

Posted by: Whatever at March 05, 2011 06:37 PM (piMMO)

142 who is the corpse sitting to his right?

Posted by: marie at March 05, 2011 06:38 PM (GuTKr)

143 OMG, where does this guy get these kinds of numbers?

Posted by: MSNBC at March 05, 2011 06:38 PM (BvBKY)

144 I made it through 10 seconds. It was totally retarded.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at March 05, 2011 06:38 PM (EYqhE)

145

What are you talking about?  We'd kill for that many viewers!

Posted by: MSNBC at March 05, 2011 10:38 PM (oVQFe)

Get out of here, sockpuppet!

Posted by: MSNBC at March 05, 2011 06:38 PM (BvBKY)

146 I believe Charlie is clearly suffering from Bi Polar disorder and is in a Hypo Manic state. He seems to be somewhat in control for now. His face shows a combination of stress from the lack of adequate sleep and the use of alcohol and or drugs.  I think he needs treatment for Bi Polar more so than drug rehab.
   I feel for his family and hope he seeks the help he needs.      

Posted by: melvin at March 05, 2011 06:39 PM (3OCZw)

147 She's a porn star

Really??

She seems like a nice girl. I need to quit being so judgmental.

Posted by: MissTammy at March 05, 2011 06:39 PM (BebB7)

148 Have you ever noticed how there are two phone books? A white one and a yellow one? What's the deal with that?

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 05, 2011 06:39 PM (jGXQI)

149 I smell a 9pm timeslot!

Posted by: MSNBC at March 05, 2011 06:39 PM (BvBKY)

150 Needed: No script/producing More rants Take questions from twitter/phone Naked chicks

Posted by: Doc at March 05, 2011 06:42 PM (jGXQI)

151 his ratings are better than anything on msnbc.

Posted by: marie at March 05, 2011 06:43 PM (GuTKr)

152 He's got a bunch of fools laughing and clapping and egging him on because they are leeches and they are paid to pretend every turd that rolls out of his mouth is gold.

Posted by: moron at March 05, 2011 06:44 PM (nEa/y)

153 Has anyone mentioned how MSNBC would kill for this many viewers? Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2011 10:43 PM (

Heh.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 05, 2011 06:44 PM (EMuWJ)

154 I love the frantically ringing cell phone.  It says so much.

Posted by: Charlie's Agent at March 05, 2011 06:45 PM (CbVEd)

155 I don't understand what he's doing and I'm not sure he knows, either.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 05, 2011 06:45 PM (q8u+l)

156

Dammit! He is taking comments. I don't have twitter.

Can any of you step up to the bat?

Go for it...

Posted by: HH at March 05, 2011 06:48 PM (6oDXl)

157 Yawn.  Someone please grab a screen cap if Goddess #1 strips her top off.

Posted by: Charlie's Agent at March 05, 2011 06:48 PM (CbVEd)

158 Since I wasn't here from the beginning, his stated point was what exactly?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 05, 2011 06:49 PM (q8u+l)

159 166 Has anyone mentioned how MSNBC would kill for this many viewers?

Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2011 10:43 PM (oVQFe)

I know, right?

Posted by: MSNBC at March 05, 2011 06:50 PM (BvBKY)

160 "I'm not bipolar, I'm biwinning!"

Posted by: AmishDude at March 05, 2011 06:50 PM (BvBKY)

161 #173

So far, it's like Amy Winehouse with balls.  But less successful.  

Posted by: Charlie's Agent at March 05, 2011 06:50 PM (CbVEd)

162 My prediction: The Charlie Sheen Vidcast.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 05, 2011 06:51 PM (BvBKY)

163 Does someone keep farting?  Or am I hearing things?

Posted by: tinkerbelle at March 05, 2011 06:51 PM (bIrqd)

164 He stole Letterman's card-throw. Sweet. Too bad he also stole Letterman's crap sense of humor.

Posted by: Enochf at March 05, 2011 06:52 PM (9COU1)

165 So far, it's like Amy Winehouse with balls.  But less successful.  

Posted by: Charlie's Agent at March 05, 2011 10:50 PM (CbVEd)

BTW, does anybody have a more appropriate name than Amy Winehouse?  If it were Amy Crackhouse it'd be perfect.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 05, 2011 06:52 PM (BvBKY)

166

Finished with 86K viewers.  Not bad.

Did he say "every night"????

Posted by: AmishDude at March 05, 2011 06:53 PM (BvBKY)

167 Well.  Nothing more left to do but google Charlie's goddess banging other guys, I guess.

Posted by: DngrMse at March 05, 2011 06:54 PM (CbVEd)

168

Did he say "every night"????

Yes, he did.

So is this differnt thsn Public Access?

Not much, from what I can see. However, this could be very interesting.

Posted by: HH at March 05, 2011 06:57 PM (6oDXl)

169 Every night? 

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 05, 2011 06:59 PM (EMuWJ)

170 Well, he did seem sober.

Posted by: HH at March 05, 2011 07:02 PM (6oDXl)

171 185 Well, he did seem sober.

Posted by: HH at March 05, 2011 11:02 PM (6oDXl)

Looked like he was on Ritalin, and he's lost weight.

He needs to be committed.



Posted by: Kemp at March 05, 2011 07:07 PM (JpFM9)

172 I agree with the person up-thread who said Sheen is in a hypo-manic state. Take away the drugs & booze, give him some mood stabilizers & therapy, and he could get better. But-- assuming my opinion* is correct-- he has to be willing to take the 1st step & go through that long process.

*Not a psychologist

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 05, 2011 07:13 PM (q8u+l)

173

Looked like he was on Ritalin

Ummm, what exactly does that look like?

Posted by: HH at March 05, 2011 07:13 PM (6oDXl)

174

(Polaroid!?)

He needs to be committed.  What would that involve?

Posted by: Black Mamba at March 05, 2011 07:39 PM (tSxym)

175 If he is anything like his father he,ll be a big time bafoon

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at March 05, 2011 08:12 PM (vA9ld)

176

You want to see real crazy?  Alan Colmes is on Fox NewsWatch.

I was just informed that forced union membership and collective bargening with politicians who don't care what happens past their term doesn't have a negative effect on budgets at all.  mmmmmmmKAY.  Screw a line of charlie sheen! wonder what its like to mainline Alan Colmes for the crazy!  WOW

 

... and btw, to the people who are still trying to tell us that sheen isn't on a stimulant (pick one.. or ten)  fueled bender .. uhhh SHUT THE HELL UP.  If you've been around someone on a coke bender, this is what you'd see.  The quick witty remarks, fast talking, over confidence, etc.  This isn't a manic episode.  He's never been seen to show signs of bipolar disorder or anything similar.  If he did, his 'down' episodes would be equally as drastic as this show your currently seeing.  He wouldn't be able to have a job, and he'd have offed himself by now.

Home drug tests are weak, and btw they are only as good as the person GIVING the test.. and WATCHING.  He was using a friends urine.

Posted by: John Frum at March 05, 2011 08:27 PM (4wDyv)

177 It sounds odd, but I think Sheen could use help from ...Eminem.

I mean, I remember hearing Eminem talk about how he had these people around him who kept feeding him drugs and telling him he was doing great(i.e "Winning!"), when he had completely lost it.

 He's off drugs now, and he's been honest about it. Sheen needs to get rid of the "yes men", and get some people who actually care about him. But hey, they were all AA this, and he was like "Bye Bye that!".

Posted by: Crazee at March 05, 2011 08:36 PM (xsoRi)

178

I'm tellin' ya, my son is no longer using drugs!

MY SHEEN IS CLEAN!

 

Posted by: martin sheen at March 05, 2011 08:52 PM (CfQ+e)

179 WINNING!!!!

Posted by: RICHARD at March 05, 2011 09:23 PM (EcW4i)

180 When he took off the wristband to reveal the tattoo, didn't you expect he was going to slit the wrist and drain some "tiger's blood" into a cup and offer it around? That's how crazy this guy seems. He's done one thing, though - he's proven the skill and talent of every Director, Editor and Cameraman who made him look good all these years, made him appear sane and marginally talented. To the point that he BELIEVED he had "Adonis DNA and Tiger Blood" Trainwreck, insanity - there are not words that adequately describe....

Posted by: Rose at March 05, 2011 09:32 PM (PuOaj)

181
I can't see why so many here are dumping on Sheen. He's  a living embodiment  of the AOSHQ lifestyle.  If you can do that many drugs and not have it affect your job too much then take me to your leader.

Posted by: sartana at March 05, 2011 10:38 PM (7Xm5b)

182
Okay, I'm about twenty minutes in and it's not bad. Sheen's actually approaching it like a pro. He's making a perfectly good effort at hosting his own show.  If he could get some people with talent around him instead of the two Hollywood boho douchebags he's got now, he might be able to turn this into a steady gig.  I bet a lot of current pros on talk radio did a hell of a lot worse on their first go at it. If he could get the "goddesses" to wear some revealing clothing and walk across the screen holding numbers between each segment, like the girls at boxing tournaments, I think that would be good.

I can't say what state of mind Sheen is in right now, but he's pulling something off.

Posted by: sartana at March 05, 2011 11:21 PM (7Xm5b)

183 MSM: So what does the future hold for Charlie Sheen? CS (aka. Catholic Warlock): Hookers and Blow...and not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: the forgotten man at March 05, 2011 11:48 PM (RNVJh)

184 "I'm going to be one of those contrarians who says I kind of love what Charlie Sheen is doing these days, especially the part where he refuses to play the typical Hollywood bullshit game of "grovel, apologize, put out a statement, go to fake-rehab."

I'm with you completely. Hollywood(and for some time now, the whole country) is governed by this sick therapy/rehab culture where people are almost encouraged to debase themselves for the sole purpose of seeking counseling and achieving New Age self-awareness. Rehabilitation is trumpeted as the goal, but the end result is that sin is exalted and the sinner sanctified. It's a weird secular Messianism where instead of turning inward to be redeemed by God, a person goes outward to achieve rebirth to themselves. It's sick and twisted and it turns upside down the Christian tradition, but it seems to be the state religion nowadays. Nothing Sheen is going on about makes sense if one doesn't bear this in mind. I just watched his whole show, and obviously the guy is in full control of his mind and senses- schizoids don't put together blogcasts on the fly. So his rants can't be easily dismissed as the ravings of a lunatic.

As to Sheen's Korner, I give it two thumbs up. I just spent a whole hour of my admittedly not happening Saturday night, being entertained Charlie Sheen just winging it, with the odd interjection from his girl on the couch. And that's one hour more than I'd spend watching some douche like the Fallon Gong Show. I thought Sheen would just be sitting alone, ranting into his webcam, but he actually made a reasonable effort to put together a little production.  Not bad for a first go. If he dumps that sorry ass sidekick and the raging idiot "soundman", he might be raking in cash from web-adds. I know I'll be watching. Basically, he's choosing to not cry in the corner and he's going on with his act alone. Anyone who calls out "Dr." Drew Pinsky for being the malicious fuckwit that he is gets an automatic +10 on my scorecard.

I'm not going to comment on Sheen's lifestyle as I don't have anything to add to what's been said. But like his brother Emilio said in an interview last week, Charlie's been like this for nearly thirty years. And I'm thinking to myself, that no one has made much of an issue of his behaviour until just recently when he went on a rant and took some digs at some very powerful people and managed to bruise their very fragile egos, and now it seems their lowering the boom on him. They've canceled a very successful show, they've gone after his kids and now they're dragging out some ancient emails where apparently he made threats to one of his ex-wives. Funny how those old emails didn't seem to be relevant till now.  Hollywood is a sick place. You can be a serial child rapist like Roman Polanski, and still be treated like royalty- untouchable- as long as you stay in good graces of those in power, but if you any disrespect , however minor, you're finished. It's probably going to get ugly for Charlie unless his father steps in.

If someone would have told me two months ago that I'd be simultaneously rooting for both Charlie Sheen and Muamar Kaddafy, I'd have kicked a mime.


Posted by: sartana at March 06, 2011 02:55 AM (7Xm5b)

185 Comment 203 The voice of reason. As for people calling for the forced drugging of Sheen, just to get him zombified and drooling in a corner (evidently your version of "sane"), go to hell.

Posted by: d at March 06, 2011 04:45 AM (teYLk)

186 I agree- enough with the hand wringing about his mental health and using him.  He may be losing it- but it's an Oscar worthy losing it and as long as he is not hurting anybody else it is his business. He'll probably not get much access to his kids though.

Posted by: timwi at March 06, 2011 05:50 AM (Sxt4Z)

187 I dont care about his mental health. But on what planet do you Sheen supporters think you can publicly insult your boss and not get fired? And after OD'ing twice in the past 3 months resulting in production being shut down, being ordered to attend rehab do you get to thumb your nose at it? As to being like this for 30 years - yes, he's OD'd countless times in those 30 years. Someone always calls 911 for him. The lowest was when he shot Kelly Preston. Someone always covers for him. That they have done so in the past doesn't mean they are obligated to do so now.

Posted by: moi at March 06, 2011 06:55 AM (nEa/y)

188 Am I the only one who thinks this whole thing was planned as a publicity stunt? I'm not sure I buy any of this because it feels prepackaged. Mel Gibson didn't go on a publicity tour after his outburst; and I don't think it's just because Mel Gibson has more propriety than Sheen. This whole thing is fake.

Posted by: Muppet Fart at March 06, 2011 07:06 AM (ZYABR)

189 As for people calling for the forced drugging of Sheen, just to get him zombified and drooling in a corner (evidently your version of "sane"), go to hell.

Posted by: d at March 06, 2011 08:45 AM (teYLk)

Forced drugging?  Oh no, he's quite drugged up enough as it is.  If you have some complex about a Nurse Ratched fantasy that's your issue.  I tune out Hollywood almost completely - I don't even watch TV - and even I knew Sheen had threatened his ex-wife. 

If anyone cares about Sheen - not those dopey hanger-on yes-entities from the broadcast, but say his father - then they need to get him help. Not necessarily rehab, which doesn't seem to work at all, ever, but something. Before he kills someone, himself or someone who pisses him off.  Did you notice that he seems to be going mad?   

Is he your hero, d?  Is Lindsay Lohan also really awesome, or is she some skanky skank-ho?  The truth is, both these celebrities would be living under bridges if it weren't for their fame and (in Chucko's case) his famous dad.

Posted by: Black Mamba at March 06, 2011 10:50 AM (tSxym)

190  
Highest paid actor in Hollywood who carrys a show to such success is usually the boss. I don't consider myself a Sheen supporter- said I don't support his personal behaviour. Also, his sordid past is irrelevant, as the producers never made an issue of it- even having shot someone like you mentioned. Only when he bruised egos did they pull the plug.

Did you know Morgan Freeman is schtupping his granddaughter?

Posted by: sartana at March 06, 2011 10:53 AM (7Xm5b)

191 Step-granddaughter.  Freeman's a class act.

Posted by: Black Mamba at March 06, 2011 04:26 PM (tSxym)

192

 

lol!

Posted by: sartana at March 06, 2011 11:22 PM (xcwUi)

193 Tu estas mas loco que una cabra Deja de meterte esa mierda, y vete para la playa que la cara de loco que toenes, es de haber estadso de rumba, mucha coca y otras mierdas Busca a Dios pana

Posted by: pedrito at March 08, 2011 03:10 AM (tphu8)

194 Chucky Sheen blabbering hollywood dorkwad

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at March 08, 2011 06:47 PM (vA9ld)

195

BHAH-HUMBUGG...DUH!!#

What did you all expect?A parting of the Red Sea perhaps!Once again Mr #Sheen has exposed the fools along with the third eye blind character assassinators to their own errors of misjudgement,misfortune & misguided expectations,and yet in  his fine #SHEENTEAM brutaly honest comedic style,effectively taught the #winning faithless a very valuable #WINNING lesson in their responsibility of current existance."NEVER PAY MONEY TO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED"..DUH!

Onya Charlieman.Im no Einstein,he`s theory of relativity conclusion is massively flawed,'yes' it does take a far greater universal knowledge of Wizard incarnate awareness of ALL seen and beyond measurable relative matter!!In him WE TRUST.Great 1st show by the way Charlieman.I guess you could call it an exercise in 'weeding' the #winning garden of 'CHEATS'!HA..Hope ya get this,and you know how to keep up the good #WINNING.All the best for home stretch of the tour,not that you need it Charlieman.Till next genius titbit time.WIZARDinc#WINNING     

Posted by: InwizardItrust at April 03, 2011 08:12 AM (eM+Ia)

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