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May 11, 2011

Shock: Maybe Levi Johnston Is Writing His Own Book
— Ace

You know why I think that?

I think that because he's doing his own cover art design:

No seriously, look at that. That is not a professional job. Those... antlers in the title? What?

Mothers and fathers, could your five and six year olds do this? I submit they could. And would.

Meanwhile this jagoff is posing like some kind of Fugitive of Love in the world's worst version of Hard Day's Night.

And what the hell is that at the bottom? It's his attempt at icy mountains, right? What is that?

Is there some new free download that has monkeys randomly draw things for you?

Does he actually have a publisher? If so, why are the letting this moron do the book cover on Photoshop for Imbeciles?

I hope that baby gets its intelligence-genes through its mother.

By the way, even though this is on Amazon, it's so stupidly amateurish I do suspect we're being punked.

Thanks to rdbrewer.

Posted by: Ace at 03:37 PM | Comments (141)
Post contains 178 words, total size 1 kb.

What a small man he is.

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2011 03:41 PM (h+qn8)

2 This guy couldn't write a coloring book. I call BS. On the other hand, Chris Matthews types will eat it up.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 11, 2011 03:41 PM (RPYjQ)

3 He looks like a peeping tom in the moment that the security lights come on.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2011 03:42 PM (k34Gz)

4 *swoon*

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at May 11, 2011 03:42 PM (U6MtO)

A gay guy with his shirt open and now Levi Johnston? This blog has officially gone off the rails.

Outta here...

I know, don't let the door and all that...

Posted by: Meremortal at May 11, 2011 03:43 PM (Usk3+)

6 meremortal, do go. Go piss and bitch somewhere else.

Posted by: Ace at May 11, 2011 03:44 PM (nj1bB)

7 They should give him red-eyes. I like the mountains on the bottom, too.

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 11, 2011 03:44 PM (x/4B/)

8 Trust me, if this clown really were "in Sarah Palin's crosshairs," as the cover proclaims, he'd have already had a visit to the taxidermist and be mounted on her rec room wall.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at May 11, 2011 03:46 PM (Jdtsu)

9 I'm enjoying today's posts.

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 11, 2011 03:47 PM (x/4B/)

10 Don't know if I believe it. I mean, the guy's a colossal a-hole and all that, but surely he didn't OK this amateur cover.

Posted by: Theresa D at May 11, 2011 03:48 PM (CYH6v)

11 You're punching down Ace.

Posted by: eddie baby at May 11, 2011 03:48 PM (jtuLA)

12 3 He looks like a peeping tom in the moment that the security lights come on.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2011 07:42 PM (k34Gz)

LMAO! I declare this the early thread winner.

Posted by: Aunt Cranky at May 11, 2011 03:48 PM (aibIg)

13 Hey ace, check your email.

Posted by: Bomber at May 11, 2011 03:50 PM (d88g9)

14 Urban Dictionary definition for deer in the headlights: "A mental state of high arousal caused by anxiety, fear, panic, surprise and/or confusion, or substance abuse"

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 11, 2011 03:51 PM (x/4B/)

15 Whew, I'm glad we ain't related. There for a minute I was worried.

Posted by: Big Johnson at May 11, 2011 03:51 PM (le5qc)

16 OMG, He says "crosshairs"!!!! The left better accuse him of murder.

Posted by: Trish at May 11, 2011 03:51 PM (yqhkv)

17 This is legit Ace. It is eligible for Super Saver Shipping and everything. Kindle version.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 11, 2011 03:53 PM (qIHlG)

Its officially review writing time on Amazon. Don't disappoint me morons.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 11, 2011 03:53 PM (C2//T)

That crosshair is too far right.

_{(In a bullseye sort of way).}

Posted by: SomeWhereSouthWest at May 11, 2011 03:53 PM (CyPWX)

20 Actually a photo taken by Kathy Griffin when she was trying to get hers. I guess Levi could run but could not hide.

Posted by: IE Con at May 11, 2011 03:54 PM (/COcn)

21 It's "ironic" - you guys just aren't hip designers like some of us

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 11, 2011 03:54 PM (SB0V2)

22 It took twelve rolls of film and an electric prod to make him look surprised instead of boring and stupid

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 11, 2011 03:54 PM (y/+eD)

23 Those only capable of reading at a 3rd grade level gotta have something to read. What else are they going to buy after finishing the Dr. Seuss series?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 11, 2011 03:54 PM (WRW1S)

24 20 - ooh good idea! we should do a "moron signal" somehow - this might be better prepared in secret however

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 11, 2011 03:54 PM (SB0V2)

Looks like he got caught takin a dump.

Either that or he sharted.

Posted by: Jackhole at May 11, 2011 03:55 PM (+qHxi)

26 It's like the "outsider art" of book jacket design

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 11, 2011 03:55 PM (SB0V2)

27 What an unbelievable whiner.

"Oh, I'm such a victim. I SAID, I'M SUCH A VICTIM!"

Typical passive-aggressive little brat.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 11, 2011 03:55 PM (bxiXv)

28 10 Don't know if I believe it. I mean, the guy's a colossal a-hole and all that, but surely he didn't OK this amateur cover.

Posted by: Theresa D at May 11, 2011 07:48 PM (CYH6v)

He doesn't OK nothin'.

He's a puppet. He does what he's told.

And I think there will be a new cover. They just want a placeholder.

Posted by: The editors of Reason at May 11, 2011 03:55 PM (73tyQ)

29 Levi looks like He's just been busted by His mother after grabbing Her stash.

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2011 03:56 PM (h+qn8)

30 dear goodness, is he self-publishing?

Posted by: alexthedude is mobile at May 11, 2011 03:56 PM (pzRcA)

He can see Todd's shotgun from his front porch.

Posted by: IE Con at May 11, 2011 03:56 PM (/COcn)

It's something like 250 pages. Large font and double space.

Posted by: Bosk at May 11, 2011 03:57 PM (pUO5u)

33 Oh ace, you really are punching down with this douchebag. He deserves to be on the cover of Rednecks Weekly, not on the front page of Ace's esteemed blog.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 11, 2011 03:57 PM (QAJGa)

34 Rdbrewer does a great job on the side bar. That buckle up psa killed me.

Posted by: sTevo at May 11, 2011 03:57 PM (VMcEw)

35 Title and book deal with Simon and Schuster is legit.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 11, 2011 03:58 PM (qIHlG)

36 The day I accidentally pooped my pants; by Levi Johnstool.

Posted by: Jackhole at May 11, 2011 03:58 PM (+qHxi)

37 anyone hear banjos looking at that pic?

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2011 03:58 PM (h+qn8)

38 It's a scrach-n-sniff book! It smells like... my ass! huhuhuh

Posted by: Levi Johnston at May 11, 2011 03:58 PM (QAJGa)

_{From Amazon:}

Tags Customers Associate with This Product (What's this?)

Click on a tag to find related items, discussions, and people.

Check the boxes next to the tags you consider relevant or enter your own tags in the field below.

loser(39)

parasite(34)

idiot(33)

moron(29) coming soon to discount racks everywhere(19)

ghostwriter(15)

tripe(15)

spill the beans(7)

trig(7)

tripp

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at May 11, 2011 03:58 PM (w41GQ)

40 35

It's something like 250 pages. Large font and double space.

One word or one large letter per page.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 11, 2011 03:58 PM (c0A3e)

41 Urban Dictionary definition for Johnson- a man with a well endowed sexual organ
Urban Dictionary definition for Johnston-
Johnston Jackoff Challenge
To jerk off with a hair gel/ hairspray mix and try to ejaculate while attempting to Growing up Gotti up your pubes.

Posted by: Big Johnson at May 11, 2011 03:59 PM (le5qc)

42 He looks like he just heard Kathy Griffin invite Margaret Cho for a three-way.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 11, 2011 03:59 PM (wX23+)

Oh, Lord. Why am I still hearing this guy's name?

Hell, I don't even hear that much from Sarah Palin these days.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 11, 2011 03:59 PM (F56VB)

44 Judging by that face, looks like Levi has discovered meth. Took him longer than I thought it would, but it was inevitable.

Posted by: Dave S. at May 11, 2011 03:59 PM (UvR6d)

45 Anyone got his number? I'd love to stick my hamster in his lizard hole.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at May 11, 2011 03:59 PM (FYwGn)

46 CBS News dot com.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 11, 2011 04:00 PM (qIHlG)

47 That's just funny. I can't even,
Jeezus

Posted by: ontherocks at May 11, 2011 04:00 PM (HBqDo)

48 my 26 year old nephew has been in Georgia Outdoor News Mag alot of times with deer, fish, and turkeys that he killed.. i have a rattlesnake skin on my wall he shot with a 30-06....Thank God he didnt look like that asswipe.

Posted by: Racefan at May 11, 2011 04:01 PM (dHx/4)

49 Bear Shit Walking, he shouldn't worry about Sarah, its Todd he doesn't want to run into.

Posted by: Jean at May 11, 2011 04:02 PM (7P7Ij)

50 He looks oddly like a Ken doll I once had. Maybe it's the arms

Posted by: dagny at May 11, 2011 04:02 PM (23y25)

51 The only thing that could make that better is if he sparkles in the sunlight.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 11, 2011 04:03 PM (sf+iw)

52 PS - did anyone do the math on John Yoo's trip to Alaska last week?

Posted by: alexthedude is mobile at May 11, 2011 04:03 PM (pzRcA)

53 Looks like the side of one of those Buck Hunting video games.

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2011 04:04 PM (BP6Z1)

54 It took twelve rolls of film and an electric prod to make him look surprised instead of boring and stupid

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 11, 2011 07:54 PM (y/+eD)

Check the digital version, 14 cards.

Posted by: SomeWhereSouthWest at May 11, 2011 04:04 PM (CyPWX)

55 I believe a publisher would do this. The goal is to make him look stupid. He's basically a modern day minstrel show for liberals. To them, the stupider he is, the more ridiculous Palin looks.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 11, 2011 04:04 PM (uhAkr)

Kratos something like this

Cover wow see that Pic of me, Isn't it cool!

NAME

LEVI

CLAIM

FAME

INPREGNATING

BRISTOL

AND

THEN

TELLING

EVERYTHING

I KNOW

ABOUT

HER.

PLEASE CHECK BACK FOR MORE IN NEXT BOOK.....

Where I'll have another awesome Picture of Me and Tell you about my new girlfriend.

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2011 04:04 PM (h+qn8)

57 You want taste from a 'guy' who 'dated' Kathy Griffin?

Posted by: nickless at May 11, 2011 04:04 PM (MMC8r)

58 It was a cold and rainy night, The moon flat and pale like Cathy's................

Posted by: Levi's Johnson at May 11, 2011 04:05 PM (pUO5u)

59 oh God i'm getting so wet thinking of another thread about this guy and what will come w/ the book

Posted by: AllahPussy at May 11, 2011 04:06 PM (UzBwz)

60 Dude, his cover is a mix of this and this (both movie posters)

Posted by: momma at May 11, 2011 04:06 PM (penCf)

61 Perhaps he found out that no publisher wanted to lose money on him and decided to self-publish. I just hope he knows how to use a spellchecker.

Posted by: stuiec at May 11, 2011 04:06 PM (Di3Im)

62 Can't wait to see the sales numbers. I hope for his sake he got an advance. Some lib somewhere hates Palin enough to shell out good money to this douchebag for his "What I Did This Summer" assignment.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 11, 2011 04:06 PM (1fanL)

63 Ya know, there are some pretty shameless assholes floating around these days, but this dude is eyeing for that top spot. Is there no one around him smart enough to tell him what a fool he's making of himself? Not that i give a shit, it's just fascinating to watch such a blatant display of asshattery.

Posted by: booger at May 11, 2011 04:06 PM (9RFH1)

64 so if forced to pick, which would you?

1. Read This Piece Of Crap

2. Read Maggy Mac's Book

3. Shoot Self

this is a hard choice...

Posted by: YRM at May 11, 2011 04:07 PM (UzBwz)

65 "Check the digital version, 14 cards." Man, I keep forgetting what decade this is. At least I didn't say flashcubes.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 11, 2011 04:07 PM (y/+eD)

66 Couldn't they just get Tim Conway to do a 'Dorf on Sarah Palin' video?

Posted by: nickless at May 11, 2011 04:07 PM (MMC8r)

67 What a small man he is.

You don't need to tell me twice.

Posted by: Bristol Palin at May 11, 2011 04:07 PM (b/EX2)

68 I hope everyone saw the picture of him that MKH posted. When he showed up at a Hollywood party wearing pink lip gloss. "Poppin'!"

Posted by: FUBAR at May 11, 2011 04:08 PM (1fanL)

OT: Sherrif Dupnik is back in the news. He sent his hit squad out to gun down a Marine in front of his family.

http://tinyurl.com/3u3pklk

Posted by: The Jooooos at May 11, 2011 04:08 PM (MtwBb)

70 The photo looks like one of those bad bigfoot pics.

Posted by: dogfish at May 11, 2011 04:08 PM (N2yhW)

71
So where are the books by all the douchebags that screwed, Chelsea Clinton, Al Gore's Daughters, or Joe Biden's?

If they actually wrote them, you'd need a frickin' library to hold them all. You can't tell me that coke-fiends like Gore & Biden's kids don't put out.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2011 04:09 PM (7YzRS)

72 Is there no one around him smart enough to tell him what a fool he's making of himself? Not that i give a shit, it's just fascinating to watch such a blatant display of asshattery.

Posted by: booger at May 11, 2011 08:06 PM (9RFH1)

Oh, I see. You think he has a choice about whether or not to make a fool of himself. Might as well get paid for something that comes natural. Plus, it'll keep him off welfare.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 11, 2011 04:10 PM (1fanL)

73 If I hadn't read the post and had just seen that picture, I would have assumed it was MAD magazine's version of what Levi's book was going to look like. It looks like the cheap cover of some "sensational" book you could buy at dime stores in the 70s. (The ones highlighting aliens, cults, serial killers, etc.)

Posted by: Book Geek at May 11, 2011 04:10 PM (1+OO5)

Nope: this is REAL.

Title < Headlights the in Deer> Author Johnston, Levi Imprint Touchstone Price - US $25.00 Format Hardcover ISBN-13 9781451651652 On Sale 09/27/11 Pages 256 Trim Size 5 1/2 x 8 7/16 Carton Qty 20 Best known as Bristol PalinÂ’s baby daddy and Sarah PalinÂ’s favorite whipping boy, Levi Johnston sets out to clear his name, shed light on the woman in the bear costume, and take us all up to Wasilla to see what it is like to grow up in Alaska.

Posted by: stuiec at May 11, 2011 04:10 PM (Di3Im)

75 Somehow, this book will end up at every public library in every blue state.

Posted by: fluffy at May 11, 2011 04:10 PM (SwkdU)

76 Levi Johnston? Wasn't he the one that his willy lopped off by his wife as he lay sleeping?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 11, 2011 04:10 PM (kUaEF)

77 Johnston, who fathered a son with Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol, has landed a deal with Touchstone Publishing, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, to write a tell-all on the famous family. CBS NEWS.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 11, 2011 04:11 PM (qIHlG)

78 11 So where are the books by all the douchebags that screwed, Chelsea Clinton, Al Gore's Daughters, or Joe Biden's?

Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2011 07:48 PM (oVQFe)

--The Palins are too honorable to hand out hush money or dish out no-show jobs.

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2011 04:11 PM (BP6Z1)

79 Touchstone is an imprint of Simon and Schuster. I guess they need the money as much as Levi does.

Posted by: stuiec at May 11, 2011 04:11 PM (Di3Im)

80 This is pretty awesome, true or not. It looks like an old cover from the 60s or 70s.

Maybe even a 80s/early 90s teen horror book cover.

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 11, 2011 04:11 PM (afWhQ)

81 Urban Dictionary definition for Johnson- a man with a well endowed sexual organ

Urban Dictionary definition for JEF (jug Eared F*ck): to take someone's anal virginity

Sound about right.

All the morons have said their ass hurts (since BO's inauguration)

Posted by: momma at May 11, 2011 04:12 PM (penCf)

82 Yuk it up wingnuts, I heard that his book has a couple of pretty challenging word search puzzles and a page of kick-ass stickers.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at May 11, 2011 04:12 PM (+lsX1)

he should have named the book..... damn, they really are going to kill me now.

Posted by: Racefan at May 11, 2011 04:12 PM (dHx/4)

84 No orange either.Why didn't somebody "accidently" light him up?

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2011 04:15 PM (Sngfn)

85 Simon and Schuster and CBS are owned by the same company.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 11, 2011 04:17 PM (qIHlG)

86 Betting window is now open on when this dolt makes his first gay porn movie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 11, 2011 04:17 PM (7utQ2)

87 This clown is determined to never see his kid. Ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2011 04:17 PM (TMB3S)

88 Remember, a respectable publisher gave mad jack to some unknown loser who glided through Harvard Law on the AA track and he shrugged off his advance taking a vacation in Bali until Bill Ayers bailed his sorry ass out.

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2011 04:18 PM (BP6Z1)

89 94 Yeah but he was....umm mocha colored.

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2011 04:19 PM (Sngfn)

"my perplexing fall from grace"

You're a douche bag and you knocked up her daughter.

You didn't fall, you were pushed.

Posted by: bigred, "Gators Got Your Granny, Inc." at May 11, 2011 04:21 PM (weBtw)

91 You need to post next month and let us know how many morons bought it via your Amazon link. See who really lives up to the title.

Posted by: California Tower at May 11, 2011 04:23 PM (7Ahkq)

92 92 I think it already "in the can" ,as they say

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2011 04:26 PM (Sngfn)

93 Sounds like a ManBearPigist.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 11, 2011 04:27 PM (qIHlG)

94 99 A religious wacko who believes in Warmerism.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 11, 2011 04:29 PM (qIHlG)

95 Anyone else notice the tags associated with this book?

Feel free to add your own.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 11, 2011 04:32 PM (h3POu)

Circa (Insert Year Here),

"Betting window is now open on when this dolt makes his first gay porn movie."

I'm thinking January 2013. By then I'm sure we can Levi will have racked up about half a dozen DUIs, at least one arrest for misdemeanor drug possession and a shoplifting charge.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at May 11, 2011 04:36 PM (FUEui)

This cover is as inspired as Amanda Marcotte's was.

That was when the feminist paragon at Pandagon showcased a book that had illustrations of white people running from threatening black characters, all wrapped up in a jungle theme. I think the title was even "It's A Jungle Out There."

There was a feminist vs. womanist bloodletting over that one, I'll tell you.

Posted by: Who Knows at May 11, 2011 04:36 PM (1cx/R)

98 Eh, this will likely get him a week-long co-hosting gig on The Daily Show.

101 Anyone else notice the tags associated with this book?

Feel free to add your own.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 11, 2011 08:32 PM (h3POu)

I LOLed. Thanks for pointing that out.

Posted by: Herr Blücher at May 11, 2011 04:41 PM (ty/tC)

I bet that is the look he get's when he's about to gobble some cock.

Posted by: artesian at May 11, 2011 04:41 PM (C9E3S)

100

Yup, he obviously had a BIG part to play in the design of the cover art. He is indeed a parody unto himself.

The good news is that archery ranges across the country have another easy target to print.

Posted by: ErikW at May 11, 2011 04:42 PM (GnfSt)

101 It's going to be interesting what's in the book. He was ordered by a judge not to disparage Bristol or the Palins in the custody suit. Plus, I don't think he's paid the child support he was ordered to, so if this book makes any money at all, he probably doesn't get much of it. Looks like Bristol may just have the means to shut him up, if he ignores the judges order in this book.

Posted by: Steph at May 11, 2011 04:44 PM (AkdC5)

102 What, "attention whore" was not a tag?

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2011 04:46 PM (BP6Z1)

103 If you look at the "people also viewed" books, there is apparently quite the cottage industry in writing anti-Sarah books.

I'm mulling this title around for a book: How Sarah Palin Ruined My Life _{(Even though I'm a lifelong conservative, have never met her and personally admire her.)}

Too long?

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 11, 2011 04:49 PM (h3POu)

104 I think he used the Kinko's Copies book cover service.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 11, 2011 04:49 PM (Srhh3)

105 It is a purposeful sleezy cheesy cover because Johnson is sleezy cheesy.

Posted by: lauren at May 11, 2011 04:49 PM (ibCFU)

106 What, "attention whore" was not a tag?

It wouldn't save attention whore, but attention pig is now a tag.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 11, 2011 04:52 PM (h3POu)

107

This is actually a brilliant book cover. Levi is very popular in gay circles, for the fact that he's young, from Alaska, marginally cute, willingly posed for Playgirl and embraced the affections of gays (like Kathy Griffin or Lady Gaga) and is sticking it to the Palin family. This book "camp" or even "gay camp" or even "gay, conservative camp" value written all over it. This book will sell better - much better - than people think.

Posted by: JDW at May 11, 2011 04:53 PM (p6kTq)

108 It wouldn't save attention whore, but attention pig is now a tag.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 11, 2011 08:52 PM (h3POu)

--Excellent!

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2011 04:56 PM (BP6Z1)

109 I guess he never got the memo saying "deer in the headlights" is what you use towards your buffoon nemesis, not yourself.

Posted by: Corona at May 11, 2011 04:56 PM (fh2Y7)

110

Posted by: JDW at May 11, 2011 08:53 PM (p6kTq)

--I fear that you are correct, bro.

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2011 04:57 PM (BP6Z1)

111 86 This is pretty awesome, true or not.Â It looks like an old cover from the 60s or 70s. Maybe even a 80s/early 90s teen horror book cover. ------------ Looks like a straight to DVD cover for a USA Up All Night with Gilbert Godfrey movie. Satan's Cheerleaders. The Bus. Meatballs 3. And now: Levi: A Putz and his Johnson.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 11, 2011 04:58 PM (yJz4u)

112 "I bet that is the look he get's when he's about to gobble some cock." It would explain why he's in those bushes...

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 11, 2011 04:58 PM (x/4B/)

113 Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 11, 2011 07:53 PM (C2//T)

The reviews aren't active yet because the book hasn't been released, but check out the tags:

loser(4

idiot(42)
parasite(42)
moron(36)
coming soon to discount racks everywhere(22)
ghostwriter(19)
tripe(1

classless(

When the reviews are active, this fucker needs the full Three Wolf Moon treatment.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at May 11, 2011 04:58 PM (IoUF1)

114 All right, who here added the "andrew sullivan" tag?

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2011 04:59 PM (BP6Z1)

115 I like that: Levi Johnson - THE COCK GOBBLER! Levi "The Gobbler" Johnson Levi "Can I gobble your cock, sir?" Johnson.

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 11, 2011 05:00 PM (x/4B/)

116 See Levi gobbling cock like no man has gobbled cock before!

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 11, 2011 05:00 PM (x/4B/)

117 118

Posted by: JDW at May 11, 2011 08:53 PM (p6kTq)

--I fear that you are correct, bro.

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2011 08:57 PM (BP6Z1)

Eh. IDK. I think it will be a "hit" for about a week or two, than disappear quickly. The only ones who will buy it in signifcant quantites are gay people and die hard anti-Palin leftists. Most people will think "Levi who?" and then forget about it. People's hard-earned bucks these days are not going to go toward the ramblings of Levi Johnston. I predict it will be on the racks at Dollar Tree in a year's time.

Of course, if Sarah does run, then that could change things..

Posted by: Book Geek at May 11, 2011 05:03 PM (1+OO5)

118 As a famous person once said, you'll never go broke catering to the lowest common denominator.

Posted by: ErikW at May 11, 2011 05:03 PM (GnfSt)

119 Yeah all that. But I bet it will make a good 25 yd range target...

Posted by: Marcus at May 11, 2011 05:14 PM (dB/l6)

120 Levi Johnston: I'm Not Important Anymore and I can't Stand It.

Posted by: cackfinger at May 11, 2011 05:19 PM (b8bAO)

121 Maybe he'll sell more than Rick Sanchez.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 11, 2011 05:25 PM (Srhh3)

122 Just like a jerk -- paints himself as the victim.

Posted by: Mindy at May 11, 2011 05:27 PM (j7wHP)

123 Okay, Levi, give us your sexiest look.

Posted by: photographer at May 11, 2011 05:33 PM (IN2A4)

124 If he really had been in Sarah Palin's crosshairs, Obama would be refusing to release his photo right now.

Posted by: Steve Skubinna at May 11, 2011 05:44 PM (SkhaR)

125 Levi Johnston: CHINCHILLA in the RECTUM

Posted by: Fritz at May 11, 2011 05:47 PM (AN8d5)

126 I have decided that I adore you, ace, in a completely platonic way of course, I never could resist a man with a sarcastic sense of humor. Great stuff!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2011 05:50 PM (BBrj/)

127 And I also particularly liked comment number 3 and 8. No wonder why Breitbart reads this site. Hysterical!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2011 05:54 PM (BBrj/)

128 Destined for fame as a future Darwin Award winner.

Posted by: JD at May 11, 2011 06:14 PM (WtMd2)

129 eh. better than the lame-ass MSPaint quality 'shops slublog posts that you drool all over.

Posted by: docweasel at May 11, 2011 06:31 PM (G92eR)

130 The only reason this guy is anything is because he irritates conservatives so much. I propose an embargo on all future Levi news. I'll stop reading it, you stop writing about it, and eventually the problem will go away.

Posted by: kanyewest at May 11, 2011 06:56 PM (wZSGd)

131 about that "parody" .. if you use noscript, you'll see ...

Posted by: Chuckit at May 11, 2011 07:15 PM (Yf7K+)

132 The phrase "fairy fey" comes to mind, unbidden.

Posted by: ya2daup, an iPhone iMpeded iPosting at May 11, 2011 07:26 PM (e26YT)

133 138 eh. better than the lame-ass MSPaint quality 'shops slublog posts that you drool all over.

Posted by: docweasel at May 11, 2011 10:31 PM (G92eR)

--You again?

Fuck off.

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2011 07:49 PM (BP6Z1)

134

He's about to scream, 'armageddon".

Posted by: artesian at May 11, 2011 08:33 PM (C9E3S)

135 I hope that baby gets its intelligence-genes through its mother. Ummm, that's not much of an improvement. Bristol's "intelligence" told her to date and have sex with this douchebag. The baby is pretty much screwed.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 11, 2011 09:17 PM (NITzp)

136

He's got Justin Bieber hair.

To think that McCain shook his hand on stage at a big unveiling of the Palins, attempting to give this guy some legitimacy. Man, what is McCain saying to himself now?

Posted by: Erik Larsen at May 11, 2011 10:17 PM (GHvcJ)

137 If I could post a photo, I could. Here's a link to an appropriate photo instead. http://www.fanpop.com/spots/better-off-dead/images/639933/title/ricky-photo

Posted by: kanyewest at May 11, 2011 11:19 PM (wZSGd)

138 Heh. "Deer in the headlights" is a reference to a deer frozen in the roadway as you bear down upon it in your car--too stupid or afraid to move.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 11, 2011 11:43 PM (bwcC+)

139
I am still waiting for the day that Levi And Andrew Milky Glutes announce that not only do they have proof that Trigg is not Sarah's, but that they have been in a committed anally penetrative relationship with each other for years.

Posted by: Jeremiah God Damn America Wright at May 12, 2011 12:52 AM (rVYV5)

140

You want 'taste' from a guy that 'dated' Kathy Griffin?

Oh, I'll bet there's a 'taste,' all right, after that skank. Vajayjay that looks like OBL after the SEALs visit and a stank like Moochelle's badonkadonk.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at May 12, 2011 05:35 AM (zF6Iw)

141

Will the story of how he concieved the baby with the Palin daughter be accompanied by 4 color glossy inserts or a DVD?

really...

Posted by: torabora at May 12, 2011 05:53 AM (1IjKi)

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