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June 27, 2011

Sick: Heartless Bastards Force Kitten To Fight Full-Grown Pit Bull
— Ace

Horrifying. They even add a Guns n Roses cover of "Live and Let Die" to add "drama" to the viciousness.

Thanks to Beverly.

Posted by: Ace at 07:50 PM | Comments (65)
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1 No explaining love

Posted by: USA at June 27, 2011 07:52 PM (6Cjut)

2 turtle vs. pitbull

Posted by: Jose at June 27, 2011 07:54 PM (WTNJJ)

3 Kitteh videos? Really, this is what it's come to?

Posted by: Alice H at June 27, 2011 07:55 PM (qJHYy)

4 There's no rules late at night... it's like, after hours. --- After Hours, in that part of the movie where some asshole has to say the movie title

Posted by: ace at June 27, 2011 07:57 PM (nj1bB)

Looks like kitteh is holding her own against the beast... if not actually kicking a little doggie tail...

Posted by: jana at June 27, 2011 08:00 PM (6HoDg)

6 "Dogs and Cats living together. Mass Hysteria!"

Posted by: dead, not sleeping at June 27, 2011 08:05 PM (YqhvU)

That kiteh don't care. That kitteh don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Lance at June 27, 2011 08:06 PM (DUW4W)

8 Ace, you bloody troll.

Posted by: JT at June 27, 2011 08:07 PM (4Dett)

9 The pathetic "mew mew" at the beginning is the best part. Stupid cats *cries*

Posted by: Your Father's Oldsmobile: 1901 Curved Dash at June 27, 2011 08:08 PM (lT0LC)

10 At least it wasn't a Paul McCartney video. Or ABBA.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 27, 2011 08:08 PM (lGFXF)

11 That's good - but I'll admit, I checked the comments to see which way the vid was going to go before watching.

Posted by: 57 states at June 27, 2011 08:09 PM (sMgrb)

12 1:20 mark. What type Kung Fu was that? Pouncing Panther Kitteh?

Posted by: ABouts at June 27, 2011 08:09 PM (BQvS5)

13 Truly, truly atrocious. Gotta get on the horn to PETA about that savage kitteh. Um, shucks, it's the pitbull? Bad doggie!

Posted by: apodoca at June 27, 2011 08:09 PM (C4Y9x)

14 Awww...

Love the part where itty bitty kitty sort of jumps sideways down the hall.

/Ace of Spades: Smart military blog with flaming skulls and kittehs.

Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2011 08:09 PM (z63Tr)

LICKSORE

Posted by: GWAR at June 27, 2011 08:09 PM (Tjnxb)

16 Ace is trolling his own blog...I tell you the man is a genius! I'm tingling in my lady parts

sorry... Don't ban me!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 27, 2011 08:11 PM (HjxoE)

17 Ace, after reading this blog for months I am beginning to suspect that your headlines aren't always exactly quite accurate in every little detail. Shocking, really. Kidding aside, I nearly didn't watch this because at first I thought you were serious, and there are some things I just don't want to watch. This is cute and I sent the link to my wife.

Posted by: steveha at June 27, 2011 08:13 PM (P0N+7)

18 #16, I don't want to hear about lady parts. Any mention of lady parts makes me faint of the head. This just goes to show how far the Democrats have ruined our society. I... grow... weaaak

Posted by: ken-riel at June 27, 2011 08:14 PM (DMl5J)

19 18 - sorry, I'll behave.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 27, 2011 08:15 PM (HjxoE)

20 I assumed there would be a rickroll in here. Maybe Chris Hitchens versus Joy Behar, or Laura Ingraham versus Bill Maher

Posted by: zimriel at June 27, 2011 08:16 PM (DMl5J)

21 That dog looks like it's about to explode at the camera when he's in bed with the cat. He's got that sheepish, slightly woebegone expression that dogs assume right before they bite your face off.

Animals are just too dangerous. I prefer plants. Now, if we could miniturize all animals, I'd change my mind. Dogs and cats the size of grasshoppers? No problem. A horse the size of a present-day cat? Perfect.

How about a little aquarium full of great white sharks the size of guppies?

Posted by: Llarry at June 27, 2011 08:17 PM (SI/pw)

22 Everyone should be able to speak a second language.

Posted by: pussy galore at June 27, 2011 08:18 PM (vtqbC)

23 What's next, Ace? Cat Juggling?

"Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen? "

Posted by: navin johnson at June 27, 2011 08:20 PM (nL/9d)

24 At least it wasn't a Paul McCartney video. Or ABBA. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 28, 2011 12:08 AM (lGFXF) Having lived through frat-boy neighbours who insisted on waking up every single fucking morning to the dulcet tones of Axhole Rose squawking "Now do methin wiffa / Sunuva bicth" I have nothing but seething hatred for his terrible band and its half-witted fans. Obviously his shoddy cover of a pathetic re-rendering of a stupid clichÃ© set to mawkish music notwithstanding.

Posted by: Your Father's Oldsmobile: 1901 Curved Dash at June 27, 2011 08:20 PM (lT0LC)

25 that is a real cute video

Posted by: chemjeff at June 27, 2011 08:21 PM (eHvRZ)

Nice job, champ. Here I am in a fit of rage.. franticly digging up the back yard to retrieve my "quiet" stash; BEFORE I bothered to watch the video. Dirtied up a brand new pair of Dr. Scholls for nothing.

Coincidentally, I was humming Saddam-ah-go-go the whole time.

Posted by: Top. Men. at June 27, 2011 08:22 PM (dlZka)

27 Inb4 gnr h8r flamewar

Posted by: zimriel at June 27, 2011 08:25 PM (DMl5J)

28 Ace, don't do this, please.

Yeah, I watched the video.

Really...this is Bill Maher level humor. In other words, it's humor that is never funny. I'm all for cute videos, but don't label them as Maher-events. It really dilutes the AOSHQ. I say this as a long-time visitor who checks you out many, many times a day.

But then you may already know this.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 27, 2011 08:26 PM (/zYUh)

29 That is more guaranteed to show up on Red Eye this week than Andy Levy

Posted by: The Q at June 27, 2011 08:26 PM (NdE8F)

30 "That's good - but I'll admit, I checked the comments to see which way the vid was going to go before watching." Me too. I was all prepared to be outraged, then figured I would be so upset that I wouldn't be able to sleep, so I checked the comments before playing the video. Thanks, Ace, I love this stuff. I spent one whole evening watching laughing babies, laughing twin babies, and babies playing with dogs. But your kitteh will eat at your carcass if you die. Just keep that in mind.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 27, 2011 08:28 PM (R/hMr)

31 "The pathetic "mew mew" at the beginning is the best part. " What a pussy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 27, 2011 08:29 PM (R/hMr)

32 When will this senseless cat on dog violence end?

Posted by: lowandslow at June 27, 2011 08:29 PM (GZitp)

33 You had me worried for a moment there!

I'm tempted to link the vid I took of my black mutt and the orphan kitten we rescued. Just for revenge.

Posted by: Dianna at June 27, 2011 08:30 PM (mKMj1)

34 Pitbull? Or boxer? Looks like a boxer to me.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at June 27, 2011 08:32 PM (ak08F)

35 #34 - You're right, come to think of it.

Biggest surprise to me was that it was a male dog. Most dogs who go gooey over kittens are female.

Posted by: Dianna at June 27, 2011 08:40 PM (mKMj1)

36 >>>Really...this is Bill Maher level humor. In other words, it's humor that is never funny. I'm all for cute videos, but don't label them as Maher-events. It really dilutes the AOSHQ. I say this as a long-time visitor who checks you out many, many times a day. I think we must agree-to-disagree. I *LOVE* the dishonest headlines. LOVE 'EM! But then, I love lying, so maybe that's it.

Posted by: ace at June 27, 2011 08:41 PM (nj1bB)

37 I lied in the last headline, too. The general pattern is when I have nothing to say, I lie, because I enjoy lying. Read into this what you will.

Posted by: ace at June 27, 2011 08:42 PM (nj1bB)

38 Is sarcasm/satire really lying?

Posted by: lowandslow at June 27, 2011 08:47 PM (GZitp)

39 What the internet is actually used for (in order of volume) 1. Porn. 2. Cat videos.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 27, 2011 08:50 PM (KOAYS)

40 Ace - "Read into this what you will."

I just assumed you were having fun messing with my highly-gullible head.

Posted by: Dianna at June 27, 2011 08:51 PM (mKMj1)

I *LOVE* the dishonest headlines. LOVE 'EM!

Mostly.

Posted by: GWAR at June 27, 2011 09:01 PM (Tjnxb)

42 The lying headlines are my favorite ones. And Maher can't identify the truth sufficiently to tell a good lie.

Posted by: thirtyAndSeven at June 27, 2011 09:08 PM (Osboj)

43 Inb4 gnr h8r flamewar Posted by: zimriel at June 28, 2011 12:25 AM (DMl5J) 2 l8 d00d

Posted by: Your Father's Oldsmobile: 1901 Curved Dash at June 27, 2011 09:15 PM (lT0LC)

44 That dog looks pussy whipped...

Posted by: Stephanie at June 27, 2011 09:23 PM (hGYL3)

45 Aww, so cute! I was pretty sure Ace was joking us.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at June 27, 2011 09:23 PM (C7KNt)

46 Whew. You had me worried there for a minute when I read the headline. I was afraid I'd have to go hunt somebody down and hurt them really bad.

Posted by: Airquote Sarctag at June 27, 2011 09:33 PM (rlZO0)

47 When my cat of 15 years died, my dog went into a depression. I wasn't ready to replace a member of the family soon, so I waited a year. Dog's moping increased over that year until I bought HIM a cat. He picked out which cat, the cat slept with him, played with him. They were inseparable.

Posted by: i'd rather be surfing at June 27, 2011 09:47 PM (c4tXj)

48 Speaking of inseparable, here's one more: the great Chuck Jones' classic Warner Brothers cartoon, "Feed the Kitty." Reminds me of these two:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTorphrBlPY

Chuck Jones of Bugs Bunny fame, that is. Why can't we have cartoons like that any more?

Posted by: Beverly at June 27, 2011 10:05 PM (cadHj)

49 HAH!! I LoL'd and then I accidentally Lulz'd in my pants.

+ 1.8 Nobel Prizes of Peace and Dead Libyans.

Posted by: Rosetta at June 27, 2011 10:10 PM (bhpVw)

50 It's all fun and games until someone loses a gullet.

Posted by: Clueless at June 27, 2011 11:14 PM (piMMO)

51 The inhumanity. That breed of kitty should be banned!

Posted by: Larry Dickman at June 28, 2011 06:02 AM (4t9J5)

You got me, I was worried and ready to turn this off, but it's hilarious.

We have a goofy pit bull and I had to share this with my son.

Posted by: RM at June 28, 2011 07:23 AM (TRsME)

53 Which moron sent this to Mitt Romney?

Posted by: Cicerokid. at June 28, 2011 07:41 AM (GokzW)

54 Paul McCartney said in an interview that his daughter came to him raving about this awesome GNR song, Live and Let Die. He got to inform her that they were covering one of his songs.

Posted by: DSkinner at June 28, 2011 08:30 AM (UGWgw)

55 the wife came home with mccartney tix at yankee stadium. honestly, i'd rather go see these two animals play with a guns and roses soundtrack

Posted by: infidelphia at June 28, 2011 08:34 AM (kKWmw)

56 I couldn't finish watching it - I vomited three times.

Posted by: Robin at June 28, 2011 11:59 AM (6uXZa)

57 Then posted it to FB.

Posted by: Robin at June 28, 2011 12:25 PM (6uXZa)

58 Headline certainly didn't get me. Don't see how anyone could have expected anything other than this sort of video from it.

Posted by: Alana at June 28, 2011 12:59 PM (/N/wg)

59 Absolutely LOVE this video. SOOOOOO CUTE

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