February 09, 2011

Silvio Berlusconi's Bunga Bunga Sex Orgies
— Ace

I keep hearing this on Fox, so I put in the five seconds required to google what it was.

A 17-year-old Moroccan girl, Karima el-Mahroug, who is known as Ruby Rubacuori or Ruby Heartstealer, told Italian investigators last year that she was often a guest at parties held by Mr Berlusconi at his Milanese villa.

One of these parties culminated in an erotic game known to the group as "bunga bunga", she told investigators.

The Daily Beast reported bunga bunga as being "an erotic ritual ... which is said to be a sort of underwater orgy where nude young women allegedly encircled the nude prime minister and/or his friends in his swimming pool. Bunga bunga has become a popular catchphrase in Italy, even inspiring a song to the tune of Shakira's Waka Waka world cup tribute song".

The term seems to have been taken from the old "Death or Bunga Bunga?" joke.

Speaking of death by bunga bunga, Lindsey Lohan seems determined to beat Charlie Sheen to the Dead Pool finals.

Speaking of Bunga Bunga With 17 Year Olds: What is up with the Jets and sex scandals?

Mark Sanchez seems to have hooked up with a 17 year old. Which is, well, legal, and he's not that much older than 17 himself, but still.

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1 First? Again?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 09, 2011 01:08 PM (LH6ir)

2 What's the Daily Beast worth, $2 Billion?

Posted by: Soothsayer has a problem with Wang Dong at February 09, 2011 01:10 PM (uFokq)

3 So, Berlusconi banging a 17-year old is bad, but Mark Sanchez, the Jets QB banging one is okay?

I don't get it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 09, 2011 01:10 PM (LH6ir)

4
Death by Snoo Snootm

Posted by: Soothsayer has a problem with Wang Dong at February 09, 2011 01:11 PM (uFokq)

5
Europeons are disgusting, aren't they?

Posted by: Soothsayer has a problem with Wang Dong at February 09, 2011 01:12 PM (uFokq)

6 Cowabunga, dude. (Don't ask.)

Posted by: bart simpson at February 09, 2011 01:12 PM (2rOwc)

7 Speaking of impending sex scandals:

National Enquirer Claims John Boehner Had Affairs

The National Enquirer claims that Boehner had some sexytime affairs with two women, additionally reporting that the New York Times has an ongoing probe on the alleged sex scandal as well.

Yes, it's the Enquirer, but it's also the paper that broke the John Edwards mistress and baby story, so who knows.

Here's a snippet from their online report (the full article is only available in their print edition):

    Capitol Hill insiders and political bloggers have been buzzing about an upcoming New York Times probe - detailing an alleged affair that the 61-year-old married father of two had with pretty Washington lobbyist LISBETH LYONS.

    And an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered a bedroom encounter that Boehner - second in line of succession to the presidency - allegedly had with LEIGH LaMORA, a 46-year-old former press secretary to ex-Colorado Congressman JOEL HEFLEY.

    The Ohio native, a congressman for 20 years, and his wife Deborah, 62, have been married for 37 years.



The Curse of Newt strikes again?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2011 01:12 PM (T5Brv)

8 That chick does not look 17.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2011 01:12 PM (Q0w+1)

9 Ace if you want to really have your mind blown google "surra de bunda". It is a real brazillian dance that has some SFW videos that you can see on youtube. It translates roughly to "ass punch"

Posted by: Mr Pink at February 09, 2011 01:13 PM (kUB03)

10 > a sort of underwater orgy where nude young women allegedly encircled the nude prime minister and/or his friends in his swimming pool.

I'd hate to be the pool boy at the CowaBungaBunga pool. 

"Naw it's not a turd... it's just a Baby Ruth, see?"

Posted by: The Chewbacca Defense at February 09, 2011 01:13 PM (GGEUV)

11
Ruby the Syphilis Spreader.

Posted by: Soothsayer has a problem with Wang Dong at February 09, 2011 01:13 PM (uFokq)

12

 46-year-old former press secretary to ex-Colorado Congressman JOEL HEFLEY.

46?

I'll take Silvio for top alpha male on this thread.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 09, 2011 01:17 PM (A0VTZ)

13 Great joke.  I thought it was bungee, bungee!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 09, 2011 01:17 PM (ndlFj)

14 Ya gotta give the man credit.  He's is getting more tail than the average moron and he is 74 years old.

Posted by: mpfs at February 09, 2011 01:17 PM (iYbLN)

15 Isn't arresting/impeaching an Italian politician for this like handing out speeding tickets at the Monaco Grand Prix?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2011 01:17 PM (2rOwc)

16 The long form is "Cowa-bunga-bunga"

Posted by: USCitizen at February 09, 2011 01:18 PM (a1FJJ)

17
I hope I'm banging Arab trannies when I'm in my seventies.

Posted by: Soothsayer has a problem with Wang Dong at February 09, 2011 01:19 PM (uFokq)

18

 

This is also popular in the Imgwee Gwee Valley, notably in the village of Umbwebwe.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2011 01:21 PM (QMtmy)

19 I think Tiberius Caesar originated this ritual.

Posted by: toby928™: Free nickless the still-banned (99.174.64.43) at February 09, 2011 01:22 PM (GTbGH)

20

Wow... Italy, Age of Consent 14!

this 17 year old is an old maid!

so, guys divorced... its legal...  Bunga Bunga baby!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 09, 2011 01:22 PM (AdK6a)

21 Aqua-bunga. Rand Paul Pimp Hand: VALIDATION COMPLETE.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 09, 2011 01:23 PM (xmuv/)

22 Mark Sanchez seems to have hooked up with a 17 year old. Which is, well, legal, and he's not that much older than 17 himself, but still. I don't even understand why that's an item worthy of note anyway. He's 24, she's 17; he's not too bright, she's sort of a slut; in short, they're like about fifty million other people roaming around the country right now. (I guess you could use the story as a kind of semiotic short-hand for the decline of western civilization, but honestly, there are lots of better symbols out there to choose from.)

Posted by: Monty at February 09, 2011 01:23 PM (4Pleu)

23 >>>so, guys divorced... its legal... Bunga Bunga baby! I think it's illegal to *pay* a 17 year old for sex or something in Italy. (I know that it's probably illegal to pay anyone for sex but there may be enhanced penalties, like that's the law they really enforce.) Anyway, the allegation is (as I understand it) that she's an underage escort.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2011 01:24 PM (nj1bB)

24
This Ruby CrabGvier has probably licked more assholes than Andrew Sullivan.

Posted by: Soothsayer has a problem with Wang Dong at February 09, 2011 01:24 PM (uFokq)

25 >>>I don't even understand why that's an item worthy of note anyway. He's 24, she's 17; he's not too bright, she's sort of a slut; in short, they're like about fifty million other people roaming around the country right now. Eh, seems a little creepy. But then, after he said, "see you when you're 18," she said "17 is legal," which is a pretty hard come on. This girl was going to these nightclubs for that reason so I guess no one should have any illusions he deflowered an innocent virgin or anything.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2011 01:26 PM (nj1bB)

26

I don't even understand why that's an item worthy of note anyway

I dunno. Probably because the girl (theoretically) has a curfew still??

Okay, so most likely doesn't. Shitty parenting and all. But the point is made. That point being that it's skeevy.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 09, 2011 01:26 PM (pLTLS)

27 Paisano!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, booking his flight to Italy on PRICELINE! at February 09, 2011 01:26 PM (qdtoY)

28 I can't believe I ate the old thing!

Posted by: Ruby Rubacuori for Alka Seltzer at February 09, 2011 01:26 PM (XBM1t)

29

Wow... Italy, Age of Consent 14!

 

In Mexico the age of consent is like 4-  

But that's for a Donkey...and don't quote me on it. 

But I think that's like 12 or 14 in human years.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2011 01:28 PM (dfFbH)

30 Death--by snoo-snoo!

Posted by: Femputer at February 09, 2011 01:28 PM (ElYV9)

31 There's no offshore drilling moratorium in my pool!

Posted by: silvio berlusconi at February 09, 2011 01:28 PM (2rOwc)

32

Death--by snoo-snoo!

So. Late. To that party.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2011 01:30 PM (dfFbH)

33 Bada Bing Bada Bung.

Posted by: Silvio at February 09, 2011 01:30 PM (XBM1t)

34 Hey, what am I, chopped liver? I invented the bunga bunga.

Posted by: Harry Baals at February 09, 2011 01:30 PM (le5qc)

35 If Clinton gets a pass for Monica, Berlusconi should get a medal for that.

Posted by: nickless the still-banned (99.174.64.43) at February 09, 2011 01:30 PM (qdtoY)

36 #9 "Claire?" "The hooker you ass punched." Deuce Bigelow

Posted by: halfsek at February 09, 2011 01:30 PM (Pu6a+)

37 Bunga bunga has become a popular catchphrase in Italy, even inspiring a song to the tune of Shakira's Waka Waka world cup tribute song.

Why can't I be the Prime Minister of Italy?

/Monica, are you up for some bunga bunga sessions? 

Posted by: Billy Jeff at February 09, 2011 01:31 PM (rojUz)

38 National Enquirer Claims John Boehner Had Affairs

Actually, what the Enquirer claims is that have incomplete information related to a possibly pending MSM story re: Boehner's having boehned or not boehned some lady or ladies not his wife. So they do. The Enquirer doesn't lie. They bullshit.

The MSM lies—e.g., "National Enquirer Claims John Boehner Had Affairs."

Posted by: oblig. at February 09, 2011 01:31 PM (xvZW9)

39 +they

Posted by: oblig. at February 09, 2011 01:31 PM (xvZW9)

40 8 That chick does not look 17.
Posted by: Waterhouse

17 year olds have grown up a lot in the last 20 years.  She looks like she could pass for a HS freshman in some schools.

Posted by: ef at February 09, 2011 01:32 PM (c7Pp2)

41
I'll have the large bunga bunga  pizza  with extra toppings please
Oh and some coke

Posted by: melvin at February 09, 2011 01:32 PM (3OCZw)

42
Tinto Brass Presents...

Silvio Burlesconi in...

M I
A M O R É
M I
P U T A

Posted by: Soothsayer has a problem with Wang Dong at February 09, 2011 01:33 PM (uFokq)

43 So, nude Marco Polo is now passe?  Nude Red Rover is out?  Nude Twister is lame?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2011 01:33 PM (XBM1t)

44 Cowabunga, dude.

Dude! I concur most heartily! Pizza?

Posted by: Michelangelo at February 09, 2011 01:34 PM (zxnP+)

45 Ruby's very beautiful. To you, she's beautiful. For me, there's only my wife and son.

Posted by: Vito Corleone at February 09, 2011 01:34 PM (QMtmy)

46
and that's why the Don is a great role model.


Posted by: Soothsayer has a problem with Wang Dong at February 09, 2011 01:36 PM (uFokq)

47 The NE got it correct about John Edwards, but they said Todd Palin was having sex with some prostitute which was a base libel and lie so their record is not 100%. I guess 2011 must be the "let's go after Republicans" year.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2011 01:37 PM (jFKdv)

48 A whole thread about decadence, and Kratos still hasn't denounced it...

Posted by: Tea Party Freshman at February 09, 2011 01:37 PM (GBXon)

49

A better sign of the decline of Western Civilization than Mark Sanchez chasing 17 year old tail as a 24 year old, is the fact that some of those whiners who had ticket issues at the Super Bowl are now suing the NFL and Jerry Jones.

This after the generous package the NFL had previously offered them.

Lawyer up!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 09, 2011 01:37 PM (A0VTZ)

50 Posted by: Monty at February 09, 2011 05:23 PM (4Pleu)

We are all just hoping for the video.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 09, 2011 01:39 PM (LH6ir)

51 Up periscope!

Posted by: Silvio at February 09, 2011 01:39 PM (XBM1t)

52
17 yr-old in an exclusive Manhattan nightclub? I'm not up on the details of NY liquor law, but since when do bars get a pass on serving booze to underage miscreants?

Oh yeah, that whole "exclusive nightclub" thing. As in, "bribed the State Liquor Board to let a few code violations slide".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2011 01:39 PM (TAjuH)

53 Meh on the Sanchez thing.  He's 24, she had fake id that said she was 21.  Maybe a PR problem, but otherwise I see no big deal.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at February 09, 2011 01:40 PM (xdHzq)

54 48 A whole thread about decadence, and Kratos still hasn't denounced it...

I was getting there!

This thread is completely decadent - rating a 100% Decadent! from me.  Better cross Italy off my places to visit one day...

Shame on all of you for talking about Ruby Heartstealer and the bunga bunga!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 09, 2011 01:41 PM (rojUz)

55 Regarding the Enquirer:

They don't have the same editor as they did when the broke the Edwards story. Dude apparently spent a lot of the Enquirer's money, so has a new job somewhere else.

So that might explain any decline in the quality of their gossip.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at February 09, 2011 01:41 PM (bjRNS)

56 Pimping and brothels are illegal, signor Ace, but prostitution is allowed, mio vecchio. Maybe you join us and we find, how you say, an Ewok for you, eh?

Posted by: silvio berlusconi at February 09, 2011 01:41 PM (2rOwc)

57

 

Bunga Bunga sounds like the underwater version of the Eyes Wide Shut orgy, mercifully without the presence of Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2011 01:43 PM (QMtmy)

58 If I was a billionaire, this little tart wouldn't be tossing my salad in a pool. She'd be knife-fighting up to five other whores in a colpletely darkened arena while I and my wealthy friends watched on infrared cameras and placed wagers. While wearing tuxedos and eating buffalo wings. I think I'd be in the mood for wings.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 09, 2011 01:44 PM (xmuv/)

59 500 quatloos on Empire of Jeff!

Posted by: pulsating, really pulsating, giant brain number one at February 09, 2011 01:46 PM (2rOwc)

60 "When A Goat Just Won't Do" Consent? Tell me more.

Posted by: Muslim Boys at February 09, 2011 01:47 PM (FcR7P)

61 "Judge I pleads insanity. I'sse gist craaaazzzy 'bout that young stuff."

Posted by: CMU VET at February 09, 2011 01:51 PM (5svd7)

62 54 Dude, I hate to break it to you, but if you boycott every bunga bunga  decadent place in the world, you'll likely never leave your house.

Posted by: unknown jane at February 09, 2011 01:51 PM (5/yRG)

63 62 54 Dude, I hate to break it to you, but if you boycott every bunga bunga  decadent place in the world, you'll likely never leave your house.

Fine by me, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 09, 2011 01:53 PM (rojUz)

64 Yeah, National enquirer., great source.They lucked out with the Edwards thing, not that it wasn't obvious. I think they may have been in error on a few things. Namely 99% of what they print. The Palin family alone were, divorcing,Todd was having an affair with a hooker, Willow was pregnant, Bristol was pregnant,again, etc.If they had anything on Boehner they would have used it before the election. Besides if by some chance it is true, we can throw him out as speaker and put in West. A win,win situation!

Posted by: Donna at February 09, 2011 01:55 PM (DhK9/)

65 Bunga Gulunga!

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at February 09, 2011 01:56 PM (XBM1t)

66

Speaking of...

From Shannon Bream on Twitter: Rep Chris Lee (R-NY) has resigned after being caught up in an alleged craigslist cheating scandal.

Posted by: Annabelle at February 09, 2011 01:57 PM (4kxCX)

67 Y'ever had bunga bunga on high-speed rail?

Posted by: Joey B., Honorary Engineer with a hat and everything at February 09, 2011 01:57 PM (qdtoY)

68 There is nothing great about grandpa cheating on his wife and ignoring his children. He was too busy having an orgy to attend his son's graduation.

Posted by: Patriot Act at February 09, 2011 01:57 PM (Ez4Ql)

69 63 LOL!

Posted by: unknown jane at February 09, 2011 01:57 PM (5/yRG)

70 He was too busy having an orgy to attend his son's graduation.

No all-male jury would convict him.

Posted by: nickless the still-banned (99.174.64.43) at February 09, 2011 01:59 PM (qdtoY)

71 Fox saying Rep. Christopher Lee (R-NY) just resigned after reports that he Favre'd a chick that's not his wife.

Dear Stupid Party: you *know* the MFM lives to find GOP sex scandals, so stop having them already.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2011 01:59 PM (p05LM)

72 67 Y'ever had bunga bunga on high-speed rail?

I bunga bunga-ed on a Jet. 

/Mile High Club!

Posted by: Tori Spelling at February 09, 2011 02:00 PM (rojUz)

73 wow the republican congressman, Chris Lee, has just resigned.  per bret baier.

Posted by: curious at February 09, 2011 02:00 PM (p302b)

74 65 Bunga Gulunga!

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at February 09, 2011 05:56 PM (XBM1t)

NO, its Kunga loonga... Kunga Kunga aloonga... and at least I've got that going for me...

Posted by: Carl Spalckler at February 09, 2011 02:01 PM (AdK6a)

75 Holy crap! why can't men keep their dang stuff in their pants at least while they are in office. Another republican congressman resigns amid scandal Chris Lee R-NY we cannot afford to lose a single one.

Posted by: gesc at February 09, 2011 02:02 PM (VchpK)

76 Rep Lee looking for the bunga bunga online.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at February 09, 2011 02:02 PM (xdHzq)

77
Unga bunga bunga inga binga binga bunnnn-ga.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at February 09, 2011 02:02 PM (2X8VA)

78

   Capitol Hill insiders and political bloggers have been buzzing about an upcoming New York Times probe - detailing an alleged affair that the 61-year-old married father of two had with pretty Washington lobbyist LISBETH LYONS.

    And an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered a bedroom encounter that Boehner - second in line of succession to the presidency - allegedly had with LEIGH LaMORA, a 46-year-old former press secretary to ex-Colorado Congressman JOEL HEFLEY.

    The Ohio native, a congressman for 20 years, and his wife Deborah, 62, have been married for 37 years.



The Curse of Newt strikes again?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2011 05:12 PM (T5Brv)

Yeah I'll call bullshit now.  This seems less like Newt, and more like the NYT attempt to claim McCain had an affair with a lobbyist.  To me it sounds like

"Yeah we've got absolutely nothing but we'll throw it out in case Boehner did do it and this will make him admit it, or some woman will come forward and claim she did have an affair with him." 

Its throwing a hook into the water with no bait and just hoping a fish will swim by and grab it.

Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2011 02:02 PM (oVQFe)

79 Why are the repubs the ones that resign?  I've never understood that.

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2011 02:02 PM (UlzA+)

80

Christopher Lee (R-NY) just resigned after reports that he Favre'd a chick that's not his wife.

Since when do sitting United States Congressman have to troll craigslist for tail?

Epic fail.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 09, 2011 02:02 PM (A0VTZ)

81 Whoa.  Rep. Chris Lee (R-NY) has resigned.  Resignation involves shirtless pic of himself sent to Craig's list chick.  Described himself as fit, fun, and single (divorced).  He's married.  Dumbass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2011 02:03 PM (UOM48)

82 70 He was too busy having an orgy to attend his son's graduation.

No all-male jury would convict him.

Posted by: nickless the still-banned (99.174.64.43) at February 09, 2011 05:59 PM (qdtoY)

 

Hmmm... go listen to speeches, and have to sit with the always angry X wife... orrrrrr... Bunga Bunga... with a bevy of buxom 17 year olds... hmmm... tough choice...

oh... and girls? Bunga Bunga? Take notes...

Posted by: Hugh Heffner at February 09, 2011 02:04 PM (AdK6a)

83 He also lied about his age by 7 years.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 09, 2011 02:04 PM (A0VTZ)

84

79 Yeah...Dems surely don't. 

80 Maybe he's really not handsome?

Posted by: unknown jane at February 09, 2011 02:05 PM (5/yRG)

85 This may have already been said because I am late getting back to the thread but:

Mark Sanchez seems to have hooked up with a 17 year old. Which is, well, legal, and he's not that much older than 17 himself, but still.

She's 17 he's 24, isn't that supposed to be close to the ideal match? 1/2 the guy's age + 7. She's a little under 19 at 17 but it isn't too far out of line.

As far as the Italians go, I thought that was normal over there.

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2011 02:05 PM (M9Ie6)

86 He's married.  Dumbass.

At the time.  If he stays married, well... that remains to be seen. 

The Stupid Party Strikes Again! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 09, 2011 02:06 PM (rojUz)

87 O/T Excuse the repost. Still looking for Moronish help with this search:
------- ----------- -------- ----------- -----------
506 I couldn't sleep. I keep flashing on that poor kid.

I decided to do some searching for charities that help children of addicts.

You know what I found? I found fuck all, that's what I found.

Except there's this one "R&B" singer named Mario who set up a charity that seems to be sort of what I'm looking for. His charity/Organization is The Mario Do Right Foundation. He seems sincere. Probably is not getting his money's worth, unless he's shrewd as hell.

What do I keep seeing? "Adult Children of Addicts" charities, organizations, yadda, yadda. Screw that, they made it out alive, and mostly in one piece, just like a lot of Morons, I'd bet. Show of hands on Morons whose Dads who were mean drunks? Yeah, probl'y not necessary.

I want to do something to help the kids that are suffering, right now, as kids, in the "homes" of addicts. Yeah, I get it that there are a lot of general-purpose charities that do a little of that here and there. But I don't want to help the addicts themselves. That's a different mission. And frankly, screw them. I'm in a cold rage, I know, but that poor kid. Jesus help me cope.

If any of you can find an organization that isn't a ripoff, and which cares for little kids who live with addicts,  put it in the pile here.

These kids need help, and maybe Morons can do what the usual clowns can't seem to do. If I have to freaking start my own charity or program, then fine. I just don't want to do all that if there's one already doing it, even if only half-assed.

I may never drink again. Hell, I may never sleep again.


Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2011 02:06 PM (g9zYu)

88 If he were a dem, would there have even been a resignation.  Gawker has some power.  They are surmising that he received heavy pressure from the republican leadership.
Lee
(Incumbent)141,85674%Fedele50,24726%
from CNN

Posted by: curious at February 09, 2011 02:06 PM (p302b)

89 It still amazes me 1. how stupid these congressmen are and 2. its only a scandal with repubs, but bwarney fwank can run a gay brothel and everything is hunky dory.

The good news is that it is a reminder to the rest of them, you have the majority, the MFM is going to palinize you as much as possible.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at February 09, 2011 02:07 PM (xdHzq)

90 If Christopher Lee taught us anything, it's unwise to make a secret pact with the Chancellor.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2011 02:07 PM (QMtmy)

91

 Maybe he's really not handsome?

He;s a Congressman!  Jerry Nadler can get a piece if he really wants to.  Dude is weird.  DC is full of "fun" girls.  No need to send half naked pics online.

Then again, he could just behave himself, again though, he's a politician.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 09, 2011 02:07 PM (A0VTZ)

92 To the Dems, cheating on your wife, leaving a girl to drown in your car, rape and other mayhem are features, not bugs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2011 02:08 PM (UOM48)

93

@4: "Death by Snoo Snootm"

Baby, it'll blow your mind!!!

Posted by: DOOP Commander Zapp Brannigan at February 09, 2011 02:10 PM (xy9wk)

94

hey, i got to ive in italy for 6 years and believe it or not, from what i saw this guy is beloved by the people

he is almost my hero

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 09, 2011 02:10 PM (uIQK6)

95 K-Bob if that is about what was posted last night (I cannot even say it again) I cannot remember being that sick about something in a long long time. I was like you flashing that in my brain all night had to make myself stop. I will check out that website. I had to stop looking at the ONT because I just could not read about it and I felt like a jerk for feeling bad for myself for not wanting to even think about it - here I am cozy in my little piece of the world. I don't know what you do.

Posted by: gesc at February 09, 2011 02:11 PM (VchpK)

96 National Enquirer Claims John Boehner Had Affairs

A more shocking story would be if he hadn't.  Anyone who has drank of that intoxicating D.C. elixir as long as he has, has lost their compass years ago.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 09, 2011 02:13 PM (en/Ti)

97

91  Maybe he likes the free and easy access of Craigslist?

It would be nice if they could just behave themselves (moral and ethical standards being of some importance), but let's face it: not many regular people a good about "behaving themselves", so why the big brouhaha when the politicians do it?

And yeah, we have to endure all the rationalizations for Cletus (who raped) and gay brothel Barney...so why the Repubs allow themselves to be forced out over this?  Right at the moment their peccadillos are of less importance to me than the further destruction of my country.

Posted by: unknown jane at February 09, 2011 02:13 PM (5/yRG)

98 Here's the headline at Fox:

N.Y. Rep Resigns After Claim He Sent Shirtless Photo to Woman on Craigslist

A shirtless photo and he resigns?????

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2011 02:14 PM (M9Ie6)

99

@79: "Why are the repubs the ones that resign?  I've never understood that."

They aren't called the Stupid Party for nothing, you know....

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 09, 2011 02:14 PM (xy9wk)

100

What are you talking about K-Bob? 

Posted by: unknown jane at February 09, 2011 02:15 PM (5/yRG)

101 Congressman Lee's website.
"Chris is currently serving his second term representing New York's 26th Congressional District in Western New York."
Fox made it sound like he was brand new, he's not.

He's on the Ways and Means committee

Posted by: curious at February 09, 2011 02:15 PM (p302b)

102 I think Christopher Lee peaked playing Saruman.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2011 02:18 PM (gDbxE)

104 Why are the repubs the ones that resign?  I've never understood that.

Brit politicians always resign when caught in sex scandals.  The "brazening it out" thing is more of an American activity.  Maybe Lee has British roots?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 09, 2011 02:20 PM (en/Ti)

105 Why are the repubs the ones that resign?  I've never understood that.

Yeah, I don't get it either. Meanwhile Billy Jeff and his "charisma" polluted the Oval Office until his term was over.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2011 02:21 PM (hh4A3)

Posted by: curious at February 09, 2011 02:21 PM (p302b)

107 He's pretty hot for an old guy.

Posted by: curious at February 09, 2011 02:21 PM (p302b)

108 K~Bob

http://www.coaf.org/organization/mission.htm

Quick glance seems legit. 

It looks like they work through other agencies/orgs rather than directly with the kids. 

Posted by: Y-not at February 09, 2011 02:21 PM (pW2o8)

109

Wierd. I've been hearing a lot of campaign commercials for Sherrod Brown on the local AM station lately (paid for by the Communications Workers of America).

Is there a special election or something going on that I don't know about?

Posted by: ErikW at February 09, 2011 02:22 PM (Qfdmf)

110
Out: Blow jobs in the White House
In: Shirtless pics on Craigslist

Posted by: Cherry π at February 09, 2011 02:22 PM (+sBB4)

111

Sooo... here in America a shirtless picture sent to someone at least semi age appropriate??? and your gone...

In Italy? Bunga Bunga Sex games with multiple 17 year olds??? probably gets you votes...

/shakes head...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 09, 2011 02:22 PM (AdK6a)

112 Bungee Bungee Sex ain't for the faint at heart

/ dfbaskwill

Posted by: Plateau Plato at February 09, 2011 02:23 PM (H+LJc)

113 Maybe Lee has British roots?

A gigantic hanging curve ball and pitchers and catchers don't report for two more weeks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2011 02:23 PM (gDbxE)

114 He's on the ways and means committee.

he sends a shirtless photo and resigns.

the smell in here is atrocious, someone open a window

Posted by: curious at February 09, 2011 02:24 PM (p302b)

115

J.H.Christ. He's flexing in his CL picture.

Gross.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 09, 2011 02:24 PM (pLTLS)

116 107 Meh, I've seen better looking faces

Posted by: unknown jane at February 09, 2011 02:25 PM (5/yRG)

117 Directly underneath that Lee link is this POS story:

After Toyota's deadly problem with sticking accelerators, a government proposal would require new cars to have onboard data recorders, which is pitting safety concerns against privacy concerns.

How about this Fox:

After the made up and phony Toyota problem with sticking accelerators, yet another stupid government proposal for more stupid and costly auto regulations would require new cars to have onboard data recorders, which will do nothing but feed shyster lawyers and screw everybody.

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2011 02:25 PM (M9Ie6)

118 That's what I love about these high school girls, man.  I get older; they stay the same age.

Posted by: David Wooderson at February 09, 2011 02:25 PM (kZ0Oq)

120 All GOP congressmen should be neutered.

Posted by: Cherry π at February 09, 2011 02:25 PM (+sBB4)

121 Another one, K~Bob
http://www.nacoa.org/

Posted by: Y-not at February 09, 2011 02:25 PM (pW2o8)

122 To recap:

Shirtless pic on Craigslist...resign.

Multiple ethics convictions censure, and tax evasion....pull up your rickety ass in a chair, stay even longer than four decades.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2011 02:26 PM (gDbxE)

123 I mean, c'mon.  If he was fowarding pics of Brett Favre's dick, I could understand.  But shirtless and married? 

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2011 02:27 PM (UlzA+)

124 is it me or does that seem like a slight over reaction?  I mean this is NYS, a state not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: curious at February 09, 2011 02:27 PM (p302b)

125 121 What is the story behind Bob's charity hunt? Just give me a rough estimate, no need to go into details (which it sounds like they don't need to be rehashed anyway).

Posted by: unknown jane at February 09, 2011 02:27 PM (5/yRG)

126 If they wrote movie scripts of these kinds of scenarios for Hollywood the directors and producers would throw them out because they wouldn't be considered "believable" even as far out entertainment.

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2011 02:28 PM (M9Ie6)

127 Spitzer: "What's the problem?"

Posted by: Cherry π at February 09, 2011 02:28 PM (+sBB4)

128 Y'ever had bunga bunga on high-speed rail? Posted by: Joey B., Honorary Engineer with a hat and everything at February 09, 2011 05:57 PM (qdtoY) High-speed rail is bunga-bunga.

Posted by: Obie, Likes Push Trains Best at February 09, 2011 02:28 PM (FcR7P)

129 Re the congress critter.  Yeah, it always seems the GOP guys resign (Mark Sanford being the notable exception) over relatively tame stuff.

Still, I can't help but think we may as well have our Congressmen post pictures of their johnsons dressed in dark suits with white shirts and red (or blue) ties on the official web congressional web pages, 'cause apparently their dicks are in charge anyway. 

Posted by: Y-not at February 09, 2011 02:28 PM (pW2o8)

130 More recap:

Shirtless pic on craigslist - resign

Leave someone to drown in the car you drunkenly speared off a bridge - get re-elected until you die, receive adulation

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2011 02:29 PM (hh4A3)

Posted by: curious at February 09, 2011 02:29 PM (p302b)

132 @125
I actually don't know, Jane.  I missed the ONT yesterday. 

Posted by: Y-not at February 09, 2011 02:30 PM (pW2o8)

133

@96: "Anyone who has drank of that intoxicating D.C. elixir as long as he has, has lost their compass years ago."

What? You....you mean I can drink D Shee?

*wobble*

*blink blink*

Holy shit...I gotta get on that. 

*urp*

Dudezh....dudezh....I'm gettin' ush all shotsh!

Posted by: John *hic* Boehner at February 09, 2011 02:30 PM (xy9wk)

134 Guilty of Shirtless while Republican

Posted by: Dems at February 09, 2011 02:32 PM (YZISw)

135 131 The original gawker story. Sheesh, that's funny. Could a guy be any stupider? He should be laughed over to the other side of the aisle.

Posted by: t-bird at February 09, 2011 02:32 PM (FcR7P)

136 Yeah, it always seems the GOP guys resign (Mark Sanford being the notable exception) over relatively tame stuff.

Mark Sanford's deal wasn't tame--that was full-blown middle age crisis nutsy nuts.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 09, 2011 02:32 PM (gDbxE)

137 120 All GOP congressmen should be neutered.

FIFY. 

Wait a minute.  If everybody was neutered, decadence would cease! 

I'll get right to work on this noble goal. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 09, 2011 02:32 PM (rojUz)

138 Mark Sanford's deal wasn't tame

Yeah, and he didn't resign.  He being the exception. 

Posted by: Y-not at February 09, 2011 02:35 PM (pW2o8)

139 Wait a minute.  If everybody was neutered, decadence would cease! 

I'll get right to work on this noble goal. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 09, 2011 06:32 PM (rojUz)

 

All of us know you won't let us down.  Now, go forth. 

Posted by: Soona at February 09, 2011 02:35 PM (UlzA+)

Posted by: curious at February 09, 2011 02:35 PM (p302b)

141 New post up about our favorite sleazeball, Will Folks. 
Sacred honor. 

Posted by: Y-not at February 09, 2011 02:36 PM (pW2o8)

Posted by: curious at February 09, 2011 02:39 PM (p302b)

144 I don't know what you do.

Posted by: gesc at February 09, 2011 06:11 PM (VchpK)



I took a bath (pretty rare for me, as I'm a shower person) and thought about it, after waking up several times.

I realized I was actually traumatized. It'll take a few days to settle. I decided to think about what the soldiers have to put up with and just get over it; but with positive action.

For the curious, it's about what a dust-head did to his kid. I'll leave it at that. Don't dig for it if you don't need the trauma. Trust me. Just help me find some organization relevant to helping kids of fucked-up, useless drug addicts.

I never figured myself for getting traumatized over man's inhumanity etc. I've seen some grisly shit in my time, and have read about worse. I have no trouble skinning and cutting my own food. And I'd not think twice about blowing a man's head off for messing with my family. Something about this one got through all my defenses and left me in tears.

Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2011 02:41 PM (g9zYu)

145

@134: "Guilty of Shirtless while Republican"

I'm shirtless when I'm idle!

Posted by: Rep. Chris Lee singing the Replacements at February 09, 2011 02:41 PM (xy9wk)

146 Thanks Y-Not. I saw those but couldn't get enough out of their sites to tell if they helped young kids.

There's a lot of stories about the Brits paying addicts to get sterilized.

I'm not sure why they should be paid; they should be billed for it forced to work off the debt. (FIFM)

That's not clear-headed thinking, but there you go.

Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2011 02:46 PM (g9zYu)

147

144 Ah...most of the stuff I know about are local/state charities...but they have to have some of the same from state to state: check out some of the riding camps for the disabled; we have a couple around here, and they do really good work with rehabilitating and adopting out abused/neglected/abandoned animals while offering therapy services for kids who have had a tough run of luck.

Give me an area, and I can do a better search if you'd like.

Posted by: unknown jane at February 09, 2011 02:50 PM (5/yRG)

148

go to youtube and enter 

"gilbert gottfried" +ugu 

to see Gilbert tell this joke (about 2 minutes and brutal)

Posted by: mallfly at February 09, 2011 02:51 PM (bJm7W)

149

144 K Bob: look up www.activitytherapy.com  will give you a list of animal therapy organizations by state.

A lot of times, when kids have been physically and/or emotionally abused, I've found that this route is the way to go...really seems to work, and a lot of the organizations are very worthy causes.  I'd say check into the different groups.  A lot of times they'll also do special fundraisers for particular cases too -- like a kid needing surgery or something like that as well.

Posted by: unknown jane at February 09, 2011 03:03 PM (5/yRG)

150 Berlusconi's story reminds me of Mitterand, who talked about how much he liked Thailand, IYKWIMAITYK. Who knew Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary?

Posted by: not the droid you seek at February 09, 2011 03:39 PM (h35AH)

151 I'm tired of everybody ripping on 17 year old girls.  17 year old girls deserve love too, dammit.  Why is every relationship involving a 17 year old girl portrayed as a "bad thing" by the media?  And why do you people agree with the media on this.

Well, screw this.  I'm tired of watching 17 year old girls get excoriated.  I'm taking a stand for 17 year old girls!  All you 17 year old girls out there in SpadesLand, I see nothing wrong with you and would consider dating you.  If your personality fits mine.


Posted by: FUBAR at February 09, 2011 03:46 PM (McG46)

152 Thanks, unknown jane.

Hey, I decided to move this quest to the Yahoo group thingy.

That way I can stop killing threads and stuff.

Back on topic: If BerlooseGonads was all that "hot" why did he pay for hookers? If all you want is lots of chicks, join a band. It's more fun and you don't have to wake up for early meetings.

Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2011 03:49 PM (g9zYu)

153 Can I has bunga bunga?

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 09, 2011 03:57 PM (j4JKc)

154 I realized I was actually traumatized. It'll take a few days to settle. I decided to think about what the soldiers have to put up with and just get over it; but with positive action.

Posted by: K~Bob at February 09, 2011 06:41 PM (g9zYu)

There really are monsters in the world. You try to get used to it, but sometimes that first response you had when you found out comes back to you.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 09, 2011 04:00 PM (bxiXv)

155

Any body else think it is odd that when Clinton messes around with a teenager, Monica Lewinski, we are told we conservitves should be more like the sophisticated Europeans. When a conservitive Italian prime minister gets a little on the side the press lands on him like a ton of bricks.

If I was more suspicious I would start thinking the press just like going after conservatives and giving passes to socialist douchebags.

Posted by: Have Blue at February 09, 2011 09:22 PM (mV+es)

156 Charm pandora sale are both wonderfully retro and extremely cutting edge. Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Avril Levigne, Hilary Duff, and other high-visibility high-fashion celebrities are wrapping their wrists in silver pandora bracelets with the hip L.A. brand "Eldorado Club." The "Girlie Charm pandora sale"

Posted by: pandora at February 10, 2011 12:34 AM (bLPAv)

157

You guys are slipping. I looked and still haven't seen one reference to a dirty sanchez.

Posted by: BruceTheRobert at February 10, 2011 07:33 AM (h8+SZ)

158 we have to endure all the rationalizations for Cletus (who raped) and gay brothel Barney...so why the Repubs allow themselves to be forced out over this? altın çilek - fx15 - leke kremi - yudali - maurers - ozon yağı Right at the moment their peccadillos are of less importance to me than the further destruction of my country. 

Posted by: rep at February 14, 2011 12:21 PM (xZ63V)

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