1 Bacon!

2 This should be mounted on a burning charcoal grill.

3 We wanted to be on the bus in time.

Sorry Boston fans!

4 I had my bacxons for breakfast.The world has not ended,alas.

5 Is that some Canadian Bacon I see in the corner there eh?

6 Damnit!!....I knew I forgot something at the store.

7 Our last bacons, sniff, sniff.

8

Rapture delayed! Honest!!

He says it's (5*10*17)^2 = 722500 days after 01APR0033.

Start with how many days in 400 years (because that's how long it takes for the calendar to repeat). 400*365+100 leap year days - 3 (leap year days skipped in years divisible by 100, but not 400) = 146097. The change in 1752 (or various other years, in other countries) was to account for those 3 days every 400 years, BTW.

Multiply by 5 to get 2000 years = 730485. So that's how many days after 01APR0033 to get to 01APR2033. The 22 years between 2033 and 2011 have leap year days in 2012, 2016, 2020, 2024, 2028, and 2032, so to roll back to 01APR2011 you need to subtract 22*365+6 = 8036. 730485 - 8036 = 722449.

We need 51 more days. April has 30 days, so 01MAY2011 is 722479 days after 01APR0033.

We still need 21 days after 01MAY2011, which brings us to...

22MAY2011!

Never leave the end of the world to an evangelist. Anyway, when the world doesn't end today, you're not off the hook! You heard it here first...

9 mmmm...a feast for a king (or a deity).

Here's what I'll be playing around 6 pm EST.

Wolf's Rain - Shiro, Long Tail's

10 CAC man looks like I picked the wrong week to start my diet

11 I had a delightful BLT for lunch today.

Heading back out to the porch to read and listen to the newly-fledged baby birds yell at their parents for food.

12

I'm going to be enjoying a steak and some wine to go along with some pretty good weather here in a bit.

I'm saving the bacon for my eggs in the morning.

13 Rapture delayed! Honest!!

Math to the rescue!

14 10 CAC man looks like I picked the wrong week to start my diet

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2011 04:31 PM (7mSYS)

My husband's lost 20 lbs. the last couple of months eating nothing but meat and salads.  I've been doing pretty much the same thing, and the scale has only moved a few pounds. 

15
  Bacon was a part of last night's supper. We paired it with ground beef, cheese, and a slice of onion  on a lightly toasted kaiser roll. 2 of those and you're definitely full.

16 Well, if it does end today, I'm looking forwards to some very profitable looting. I figure some of the good people will leave so nice shit here

17 Little hot out on the porch today isn't it?

18 I'm going to grill a steak for dinner at have a salad and some nice wine.  Hope husband is enjoying camping with his Scouts in this heat. 

19 Starry Night, yup. Wifey used to have a print hanging in our old apartment. Not sure where it is now.

20 18 Little hot out on the porch today isn't it?

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2011 04:34 PM (M9Ie6)

There's a nice sea breeze and it's shady.  The kittehs are crashed out, and one of them is snoring.  I'm off to get back into my book.

21 Yeah, we are getting to that time of the year when my porch sitten' gets done in the evening.

22

Little hot out on the porch today isn't it?

A little muggy, but the sun just popped out after a cloudy early afternoon.  I've got my patio door open.

23 Jane, part of it could be how much you had to lose in the first place, not to get all nosy, but typically guys carry a decent beer gut.  or water weight.

but the other thing to consider is a plateau, have you recently stopped losing? is it possible you need to change something up?

24 windows open and looking for a touch of ocean breeze here.

25

I'm going to grill a steak for dinner at have a salad and some nice wine

Sounds like what I'm having.  I'm mixing in a potato though, carbs be damned.  Your husband lost weight in a similar way I did.  Works every time its tried.

26 Been a perfect May morning...looking like Thunderstorms for the late afternoon, though.  Just in time for the Raptors.

27 MMMMMM freezer pops.

That is all

28 http://cheezburger.com/View/4784615168

29 Hey, y'all! I'm sitting in the drive-thru line at an In-N-Out, waiting for my Double-Double. Yesterday, I saw a hobo sleeping (or more likely decomposing) on a boulevard median. I knew it wasn't the work of a moron 'cause y'all like to make drumheads and lampshades from the hide and jerky from the meat. He would have been picked clean.

30 Looks like Pennsylvania with Pittsburgh on fire and Philly washed away in a flood leaving only tea party bacon heaven

31

MMMMMM Jell-O Pudding freezer pops.

 

 

 

32 15 My husband's lost 20 lbs. the last couple of months eating nothing but meat and salads. I've been doing pretty much the same thing, and the scale has only moved a few pounds.
_______

I bet it's all the manly grunting. You should try doing more of that.

33 If there is no bacon in heaven, what is the sense in going there? I'd just be asking for a transfer. Besides, I wouldn't know a soul there anyhoo. Well, maybe a few moron(ette)s, but that hardly counts for an eternity of chit chat.
 
Bring on a good dose of nitrosamines.
 
PS -- Is the rapture done yet? Cuz someone has my paperwork screwed up. I'm suing. Anyone know a good lawyer in Heaven?
 
Never mind.

34 Remind me again. At what age is it that women are supposed to stop wearing mini-skirts?

35 Mindy, if you send me a double-double monster style, i'll love you until the end of time, or the rapture, which is in 1.15 hours.lol

36 miniskirt aside, clueless, she looks TOO thin there. Somethign wrong with those pics, or her body. not sure which

37

Remind me again. At what age is it that women are supposed to stop wearing mini-skirts?

 

Screen Door.

Hurricane.

Lather, Rinse.

Repeat.

38 Some shish kebabs, beer, a couple of bloody caesars after and maybe some scotch later

39 miniskirt aside, clueless, she looks TOO thin there. Somethign wrong with those pics, or her body. not sure which

Pointy elbows?

40 or the rapture, which is in 1.15 hours.lol

Posted by: todler at May 21, 2011 04:45 PM (OluE0)

yep, they say at 6:00 on the east side........i kinda want to watch the horse race so i'm hoping it waits until about 6:20.

41 Starry Night never looked so good, Van Gogh would be proud.

42

17 Well, if it does end today, I'm looking forwards to some very profitable looting. I figure some of the good people will leave so nice shit here

I'm nobody's Biblical scholar, but isn't there something in there about it being hard for a rich man to get into Heaven?

OK, there I go, throwing a wet blanket on the Rapture...

43

yep, they say at 6:00 on the east side........i kinda want to watch the horse race so i'm hoping it waits until about 6:20.

Posted by: Racefan
............
I'm sure it will take some time to process all those goody twoshoes..

Personally, I don't plan on being one of 'em.  More bacon for me!

44

42  yep, they say at 6:00 on the east side........i kinda want to watch the horse race so i'm hoping it waits until about 6:20.

Actually, I think the guy said it would be 6pm local time everywhere (not sure where he gets that).

So, if he was right, it'd be going on in Europe already.

So obviously, I'm right (see #8, above), and we have to wait until tomorrow. Leave it to an evangelist to take the fun out of the End of the World!

45

Is the tree fashioned from turkey bacon?

J'ACCUSE!

Or however it's said in Dutch.

46 Todler, "monster-style" sounds delish. What is it?

47 Somebody here order a Double-Double monster-style?

48 Really I was expecting more quakes than this MAG UTC DATE-TIME y/m/d h:m:s LAT deg LON deg DEPTH km Region MAP 6.1 2011/05/21 21:17:01 -30.775 -178.133 19.8 KERMADEC ISLANDS, NEW ZEALAND MAP 5.0 2011/05/21 16:30:31 31.259 -41.003 9.9 NORTHERN MID-ATLANTIC RIDGE MAP 5.3 2011/05/21 13:08:06 17.257 121.755 45.1 LUZON, PHILIPPINES MAP 5.0 2011/05/21 09:53:55 -7.265 147.003 42.6 EASTERN NEW GUINEA REG, PAPUA NEW GUINEA MAP 5.2 2011/05/21 08:33:21 65.369 -166.891 19.2 NORTHERN ALASKA MAP 5.1 2011/05/21 00:41:37 -55.997 -27.195 40.7 SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS REGION MAP 5.9 2011/05/21 00:16:27 -56.066 -27.165 64.8 SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS REGION

49 Heh, not only is there a horse in the Preakness named Mucho Macho Man, there's also one named Astrology.

50 The Preakness is like porn.

51 49 Somebody here order a Double-Double monster-style?

Posted by: In-N-Out delivery at May 21, 2011 05:34 PM (yoMRe)

YES.  OVER HERE!!!

52 Bacon sausage,pork chops,pork steaks and ham the favorite food of the ANGRY BIRDS