January 10, 2011
— SPADES-OF: ACE IS =SINGULAR-VERB, ARE = PLURAL-VERB ~10-~JANUARY-~2010-NOW-TIME
>>>REMARK/NONEXECUTABLE: Since David Corn has outed my secret admiration of HUMAN-DESIGNATE DAVID-WYNN: MILLER, I will drop the pretense of the VOID-WAR of having never MIND-SPACE heard of him, and begin emulating my DEFINE FUNCTION: LIBERATE (RECURSIVE) TRUTH BRAIN-HERO [SEE UPDATES TO POST, TIME: PRIOR; REFERENT: NOW-TIME].
BEGIN: EXCERPT FROM HUMAN DESIGNATE THIESSEN: MARC.
Left-wing bloggers and commentators blamed the attack on Tea Party favorite Sarah Palin because she had "targeted" Giffords for defeat during the 2010 elections. The New York Daily News published a column headlined "Rep. Gabrielle Giffords' blood is on Sarah Palin's hands after putting cross hair over district." And an hour after Giffords was shot, Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas actually tweeted: "Mission accomplished, Sarah Palin." He conveniently failed to mention that his Daily Kos had put a "bull's eye" (their words) on Giffords in 2008 - including her on a list of centrist Democrats who should be "targeted" in Democratic primaries. Mission accomplished, Markos?
RECALL FUNCTION "SPOT;" DEFINE VALUE="ON."
Giffords's Arizona colleague, Rep. Raul Grijalva, said the Tea Party was responsible because "[When] you stoke these flames, and you go to public meetings and you scream at the elected officials, you threaten them - you make us expendable you make us part of the cannon fodder. . . . Something's going to happen." Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-N.J.) echoed this sentiment, declaring, "America must not tolerate . . . inflammatory rhetoric that incites political violence." And Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik blamed the attack on the "vitriol that comes out of certain mouths about tearing down the government. The anger, the hatred, the bigotry that goes on in this country is getting to be outrageous." Who, exactly, is Sheriff Dupnik accusing of hatred and bigotry? And why is it acceptable to condemn vitriol in politics while contributing to it in the same breath? This is what passes for restoring civility to our nation's discourse?
>>>REM: BOOYAH SUBCLASSIFICATION WAHOO.
What is really outrageous is how quickly so many jumped at the opportunity to politicize this tragic shooting - blaming the Tea Party and conservative political rhetoric without a shred of evidence to back those claims. Police are still investigating the alleged shooter, Jared Lee Loughner, but it is clear he is a deeply disturbed young man. He had recently been suspended by Tucson's Pima Community College until he obtained a doctor's certification that "in the opinion of a mental health professional, his presence at the College does not present a danger to himself or others." Students had warned that he might show up in class with a gun. Loughner was rejected by the U.S. Army when he tried to enlist. In a bizarre YouTube rant, he declared: "The government is implying mind control and brainwash on the people by controlling grammar." Government brainwashing through grammar control is not exactly a driving issue for the Tea Party. Conservatives are no more responsible for Loughner's attempted assassination of Giffords than liberals were for John Hinckley Jr.'s attempted assassination of Ronald Reagan.
DESIGNATE SOVEREIGN HUMAN="RONALD-WILSON: REGAN;" SUB. "RONALDUS MAGUS;" STATUS: BEYOND THE MEAT-VEIL.
On Sunday, the New York Times published a front-page story, "Bloodshed Puts New Focus on Vitriol in Politics." Nowhere did it mention the vitriol hurled at Tea Party activists, who are routinely derided to as "tea baggers" and racists, and now stand accused of incitement to murder. If you want an example of the lack of civility plaguing our political discourse, look no further than this weekend's shameful efforts to use this tragedy to demonize the Tea Party.
IMPERATIVE-VERB COMPARE (SUBROUTINE CONTRAST) TO DESIGNATE-HUMAN "F-GEORGE:WILL" CLASSIFICATION RELATED-MEDIA.
The craving is for banishing randomness and the inexplicable from human experience. Time was, the gods were useful. What is thunder? The gods are angry. Polytheism was explanatory. People postulated causations.And still do. Hence: The Tucson shooter was (pick your verb) provoked, triggered, unhinged by today's (pick your noun) rhetoric, vitriol, extremism, "climate of hate."
Demystification of the world opened the way for real science, including the social sciences. And for a modern characteristic. And for charlatans.
...Now we have explainers. They came into vogue with the murder of President Kennedy. They explained why the "real" culprit was not a self-described Marxist who had moved to Moscow, then returned to support Castro. No, the culprit was a "climate of hate" in conservative Dallas, the "paranoid style" of American (conservative) politics, or some other national sickness resulting from insufficient liberalism.
Last year, New York Times columnist Charles Blow explained that "the optics must be irritating" to conservatives: Barack Obama is black, Nancy Pelosi is female, Rep. Barney Frank is gay, Rep. Anthony Weiner (an unimportant Democrat, listed to serve Blow's purposes) is Jewish. "It's enough," Blow said, "to make a good old boy go crazy." The Times, which after the Tucson shooting said that "many on the right" are guilty of "demonizing" people and of exploiting "arguments of division," apparently was comfortable with Blow's insinuation that conservatives are misogynistic, homophobic, racist anti-Semites.
EMPHASIS-HIGHLIGHT DESIGNATE-HUMAN F-GEORGE: WILL PRESENT-TENSE SCORES OBJECT PALPABLE HIT.
RECALL COMPARE FUNCTION (DIMINISHING SERIES BY INTEGER; START SEVEN, COUNT ZERO) HUMAN-DESIGNATE ANDREW: KLAVAN.
the Left’s sudden talk about incendiary political rhetoric in the wake of the Arizona shooting isn’t really about political rhetoric at all. It’s about the real-world failure of leftist policies everywhere—the bankrupting of nations and states by greedy unions and unfundable social programs, the destruction of inner cities by identity politics, and the appeasement of Muslim extremists in the face of worldwide jihad, not to mention the frequently fatal effects of delirious environmentalism. Europe is in debt and on fire. American citizens are in political revolt. Even the most left-wing president ever is making desperate overtures to his right.But all that might be tolerable to leftists if they weren’t starting to lose control of the one weapon in which they have the most faith: the narrative. The narrative is what leftists believe in instead of the truth. If they can blame George W. Bush for the economic crisis, if they can make Sarah Palin out to be an idiot, if they can call the Tea Party racist until you think it must be true, they might yet retain power in spite of the international disgrace of their ideas. And though they still mostly dominate the narrative on the three broadcast networks, most cable stations, most newspapers, and much of Hollywood, nonetheless Fox News, talk radio, the Internet, and the Wall Street Journal have begun to respond in ways they can’t ignore.
ThatÂ’s the hateful rhetoric theyÂ’re talking about: conservatives interrupting the stream of leftist invective in order to dismantle their arguments with the facts. As for leftistsÂ’ reaction to the Arizona shooting, call it Narrative Hysteria: a frantic attempt to capitalize on calamity by casting their opponents, not merely as racist or sexist or Islamophobic this time, but as somehow responsible for an act of madness and evil. Shame on them.
DEFINE FUNCTION "THEY TOLD ME" AS "THEY TOLD ME IF I VOTED FOR MCCAIN WE'D HAVE 'X'"
LET X="ONE PARTY SCREAMING NAZI-LIKE PROPAGANDA AKIN TO THE REICHSTAG FIRE TO DEMONIZE POLITICAL OPPONENTS TO GAIN POWER;"
CHECKSUM STATEMENT: STATEMENT="T;"
SUBSIDIARY CONCLUSION: AND THEY WERE RIGHT.
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Posted by: Brian at January 10, 2011 03:05 PM (ImAXO)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 03:05 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: fluffy at January 10, 2011 03:06 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Brian at January 10, 2011 07:05 PM (ImAXO)
Not me....I'm not reading all that.
Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2011 03:06 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: OF-SPADES: ACE at January 10, 2011 03:07 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 10, 2011 03:07 PM (npr0X)
The left's unending corruption, dishonesty, stupidity, and uncontrolled vile behavior are exhausting.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 10, 2011 03:08 PM (0fzsA)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 10, 2011 03:09 PM (4ucxv)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2011 03:10 PM (x9xik)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2011 03:11 PM (EiH7n)
Awesome post, Ace! Bravo, Bravo.
"RONALDUS MAGUS;" STATUS: BEYOND THE MEAT-VEIL.
That made me LOL! You had me at "MEAT-VEIL"!
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 03:11 PM (ihSHD)
Apparently some asshat I've never heard of (but I'm notoriously knuckle-draggedly out of touch with the Intelligentsia) has identified a kook, David-Wynn: Miller, as our Conservative Lord and Master.
Here's an article (not necessarily the article that inspired ace).
Posted by: Y-not at January 10, 2011 03:11 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2011 03:12 PM (EiH7n)
The left's unending corruption, dishonesty, stupidity, and uncontrolled vile behavior are exhausting.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 10, 2011 07:08 PM (0fzsA)
I was going to type a snarky evil-grammar comment, but this ^^^
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at January 10, 2011 03:12 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 10, 2011 03:13 PM (SJ6/3)
Posted by: Bawney Fudd at January 10, 2011 03:13 PM (ihSHD)
HAL is finally trying to communicate with me!!!!!!
Posted by: unknown jane at January 10, 2011 03:13 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at January 10, 2011 07:12 PM (fa9yq)
Liberals lie about everything.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at January 10, 2011 03:14 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 10, 2011 03:14 PM (SJ6/3)
Posted by: WillOTP at January 10, 2011 03:15 PM (9suBn)
His interest in “conscience dreaming” points to the influence of David Icke, the conspiracy theorist who says the world is controlled by a race of reptilian aliens, and urges “conscious dreaming” as a way of stepping out of our Matrix-like existence.
But Loughton’s grammar instructor, via the web of course, was likely an anti-government activist named David Wynn Miller, a self-professed genius with an IQ of 200 who travels the country preaching to people in the Sovereign Citizen anti-tax movement. His claim to fame and insanity is a linguistic remix he created in 1988, the year he discovered “the mathematical interface in the truth that certifies all 5,000 languages, frontwards and backwards.”
Posted by: Y-not at January 10, 2011 03:16 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 10, 2011 07:14 PM (SJ6/3)
You found a typo in all of that!?
Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2011 03:16 PM (VuLos)
Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2011 07:12 PM (EiH7n)
If only he had an optimizing compiler...
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 03:16 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: 52%er at January 10, 2011 03:16 PM (ihSHD)
31 Sin is the spin and the spin is sin. It'll all do you in, and then the collective will win.
Hey, can I get paid in the old brainwash currency or do I get the new stuff for reading this?
Posted by: unknown jane at January 10, 2011 03:16 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 10, 2011 03:17 PM (SJ6/3)
Posted by: WillOTP at January 10, 2011 07:15 PM (9suBn)
A lot of it sounded like Ace had learned a little COBOL computer language somewhere along the way.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 03:17 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2011 03:18 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 10, 2011 03:18 PM (SJ6/3)
Posted by: Sperry Univac at January 10, 2011 03:19 PM (XBM1t)
DON'T TELL ME THAT WORDS DON'T MATTER!!111111!!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, mmmm, mmmm, mmmmm! at January 10, 2011 03:19 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: COLOSUS, the Forbin Project at January 10, 2011 03:20 PM (AdK6a)
Posted by: CAC at January 10, 2011 03:20 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: Johnnyreb at January 10, 2011 03:20 PM (NNrYJ)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, mmmm, mmmm, mmmmm! at January 10, 2011 03:20 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Jeff B. at January 10, 2011 03:21 PM (NjYDy)
Posted by: Bill Gates at January 10, 2011 03:21 PM (AdK6a)
Posted by: Bob Brady D-PA at January 10, 2011 03:22 PM (f14vX)
Posted by: Cleshar Johnson at January 10, 2011 03:22 PM (SJ6/3)
Posted by: CAC at January 10, 2011 07:20 PM (Gr1V1)
So, titties are the cause of, and solution to, life's frustrations?
Cut. Jib. Newsletter.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2011 03:22 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: tsj017 at January 10, 2011 03:22 PM (vOH26)
Posted by: BABBAGE ANALYTICAL ENGINE at January 10, 2011 03:23 PM (yMONZ)
But LoughtonÂ’s grammar instructor, via the web of course, was likely an anti-government activist named David Wynn Miller, a self-professed genius with an IQ of 200
Hmmm, was Miller a member of Congress? They are self-proclaimed geniuses and experts on everything.
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 03:23 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: ChuckOH at January 10, 2011 03:23 PM (Rnafx)
Posted by: EC at January 10, 2011 03:24 PM (f4TZ2)
I am introducing legislation to make it a federal crime to use punctuation symbols that could be perceived as threatening or inciting violence.
Bwhahaha! I guess that's the death knell for the "pound" key then.
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 03:25 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at January 10, 2011 03:25 PM (wd0Iq)
You didn't know that?
Seriously, who doesn't know that?
Posted by: antisocialist at January 10, 2011 03:26 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: Cleshar Johnson at January 10, 2011 03:26 PM (SJ6/3)
Posted by: taylork at January 10, 2011 03:26 PM (KgWSd)
Posted by: Retread at January 10, 2011 03:27 PM (okCHU)
Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at January 10, 2011 03:28 PM (fa9yq)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at January 10, 2011 03:28 PM (ijjAe)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 10, 2011 03:28 PM (SJ6/3)
You didn't know that?
Seriously, who doesn't know that?
Only because; people give them more power; than they need to be; given.
I offer you a chance; to forsake decadence; go off the beaten path; and join a more glorious; future.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 10, 2011 03:29 PM (c0A3e)
National Championship night!
Football cheerleaders and thread?
Is Dave still drunk from the weekend?
Posted by: Kemp at January 10, 2011 03:29 PM (JpFM9)
Posted by: David Wynn:Mill3r at January 10, 2011 03:29 PM (MMC8r)
It's all I've got.
Posted by: mpfs at January 10, 2011 07:28 PM (iYbLN)
Do what you do do, well.
Posted by: antisocialist at January 10, 2011 03:30 PM (Rwudm)
Damn but that Valu-rite Vodka must be awesome!
Evidence connecting Palin with the shooter is so clear and evident that even fair minded journalists like Andi Sullivan are taking note.
Solution? A Wasilla lynch-mob led by Ricky Hollywood.
It's the only fair thing to do, no non-extremist could deny that.
Posted by: Sparty at January 10, 2011 03:30 PM (8V6RC)
Posted by: I'm Doctor Amy Fucking Bishop, Bitch! at January 10, 2011 03:30 PM (VXBR1)
I am introducing legislation to make it a federal crime to use punctuation symbols that could be perceived as threatening or inciting violence.
Bwhahaha! I guess that's the death knell for the "pound" key then.
No more forward OR back slash.
Posted by: huerfano at January 10, 2011 03:31 PM (QgmBR)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 10, 2011 03:31 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: goozer at January 10, 2011 03:32 PM (F1aIq)
Posted by: ChristieBlinky at January 10, 2011 03:32 PM (zFyaZ)
It's all I've got.
Posted by: mpfs at January 10, 2011 07:28 PM (iYbLN)
Do what you do do, well smell.
FIFY, Giggle!
Posted by: 8 year old boy cracking up over scattalogical humor at January 10, 2011 03:32 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: ChristieBlinky at January 10, 2011 07:32 PM (zFyaZ)
Don't fight it...lie back and think of England.
Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2011 03:34 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: UGAdawg at January 10, 2011 03:35 PM (/VjHB)
"BOOYAH SUBCLASSIFICATION WAHOO".
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 10, 2011 03:35 PM (9eDbm)
Grammar is tyranny.
Posted by: huerfano at January 10, 2011 07:33 PM (QgmBR)
Am I conscience dreaming.
Posted by: Dunkirk at January 10, 2011 03:35 PM (nfaVd)
I am introducing legislation to make it a federal crime to use punctuation symbols that could be perceived as threatening or inciting violence.
Bwhahaha! I guess that's the death knell for the "pound" key then.
No more forward OR back slash.
As well as "delete", and "control". "Insert" and "Enter" may only be used with permission. And I don't even want to know what's going to happen to all the "F" keys. Now when there's no "escape" the Republic is in peril!
Posted by: 8 year old boy cracking up over scattalogical humor at January 10, 2011 03:35 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 03:35 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: UGAdawg at January 10, 2011 07:35 PM (/VjHB)
We have always been at war with EastAsia, UGAdawg.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 03:36 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: CAC at January 10, 2011 03:36 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 03:37 PM (ihSHD)
I'm sad to see how low those in the media will stoop to denigrate an entire subpopulation of the United States. People who happen to simply disagree with some of the basic premises of their political tenets. What they've done to Palin and the Tea Party is despicable at best and absolutely abhorrent to me.
I'm angry for the same reason. Not just the media, lawmen, government officials and talking heads, but at the regular numbskulls who pass on this crap like it is fact and then yell that I am the one who is preaching the hate rhetoric.
I'm afraid. I'm afraid for all conservatives. After 9/11, Ft. Hood and the GZ Mosque we heard over and over how we shouldn't take our anger out on Muslims. However, I have yet to hear a cry to not take anger out on conservatives. I have yet to hear many people say, "we don't know all the facts yet, so let's not jump to conclusions." Some moron out there can take this vitriolic hatred and rhetoric that the Left is portraying as fact (hell, if they can use those words so can I) and use it as a catalyst to attack regular people.
I think I need to step away from the internet and news for a while. I'm honestly not sure how much more I can take.
Posted by: Geronimo at January 10, 2011 03:37 PM (SI0+B)
FLAVOR!
The left are desperate to silence what they used to think was so fantastic... Political dissent.
Show up at a Townhall meeting to tell YOUR congressperson that you are not happy with the march towards socialism and that you don't want to pay for tax payer funded government mandated healthcare? How dare you! You're a murderer now!
When Democrats are in charge, dissent is no longer the highest form of patriotism. Dissent must be squished.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 10, 2011 03:37 PM (0fzsA)
Kevin Garnett will NOT return tonight. FYI, HeÂ’s not being held out because heÂ’s in the 32-player Melo trade, nor is it Sarah PalinÂ’s fault.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 10, 2011 03:38 PM (IoUF1)
Posted by: JaredL at January 10, 2011 03:38 PM (hCQG5)
Ace ..if I had a Bartholin's gland, I would be very moist right now..
...and I would rove you rong time
..
Posted by: beedubya at January 10, 2011 03:38 PM (AnTyA)
You didn't know that?
Seriously, who doesn't know that?
Only because; people give them more power; than they need to be; given.
I offer you a chance; to forsake decadence; go off the beaten path; and join a more glorious; future.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 10, 2011 07:29 PM (c0A3e
starving newborn babies hardest hit.
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2011 03:38 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: joeindc44@aol.com at January 10, 2011 03:39 PM (Du09Y)
As well as "delete", and "control". "Insert" and "Enter" may only be used with permission. And I don't even want to know what's going to happen to all the "F" keys. Now when there's no "escape" the Republic is in peril!
Posted by: 8 year old boy cracking up over scattalogical humor at January 10, 2011 07:35 PM (ihSHD)
Yeah, you need to be careful about getting permission for the insert and enter keys...
Posted by: Julian Assange at January 10, 2011 03:39 PM (AdK6a)
_________
Well, there's also a REGAN that should be REAGAN.
But, all told, this post is full of lol.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 10, 2011 03:39 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Who Knows at January 10, 2011 03:39 PM (QLiYt)
It's like I've been rape raped by a cigarette smoking, Value-Rite swilling, Fortranificating, pudding dipping Ewok!
Posted by: Whoopie Goldbrick at January 10, 2011 03:40 PM (ihSHD)
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The path '/tinyurl.com/yl5ezrs' was not found.
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Deep man, that was deep.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 10, 2011 03:40 PM (9eDbm)
Posted by: archie bunker at January 10, 2011 03:40 PM (0YS61)
“In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it.”
- Newspeak engineer
Posted by: stuiec at January 10, 2011 03:40 PM (Di3Im)
I am introducing legislation to make it a federal crime to use punctuation symbols that could be perceived as threatening or inciting violence.
Bwhahaha! I guess that's the death knell for the "pound" key then.
Also the bang, the slash, the bullet, the dagger, the guillemets, and the broken pipe.
The colon, that could go either way.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 10, 2011 03:40 PM (4ucxv)
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2011 03:40 PM (h+qn8)
starving newborn babies hardest hit.
We have; synethic protein; for newborn babies; abort/retry/fail; flesh protuberances; can now be; disposed of.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 10, 2011 03:41 PM (c0A3e)
Violent Rhetoric means we take away the right to private gun owership. Watch crime go up 40%. Criminals and crazy people still have guns.
yay democrats!
Violent rhetoric.
Posted by: Democreep at January 10, 2011 03:41 PM (0fzsA)
Posted by: beedubya at January 10, 2011 03:42 PM (AnTyA)
When Democrats are in charge, dissent is no longer the highest form of patriotism. Dissent must be squished.
But just a few short years ago, when Mr. Chimpy McBushitler was President, dissent was the highest form of patriotism. It's kind of like their stance on the filibuster. My how times have changed (and in just a very short time).
Posted by: Whoopie Goldbrick at January 10, 2011 03:42 PM (ihSHD)
Or their synapses are really fucking shorted out.
Either way keep em' in the back of the house away from the kids and the sharp objects.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 10, 2011 03:43 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Filly at January 10, 2011 03:43 PM (t+B38)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2011 03:43 PM (2rOwc)
Seriously Ace, how do you come up with this shit!
(or how do you do that voodoo you do so well?)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 10, 2011 03:44 PM (9eDbm)
Posted by: Maetenloch at January 10, 2011 03:44 PM (rZbmi)
You didn't know that?
Seriously, who doesn't know that?
Only because; people give them more power; than they need to be; given.
I offer you a chance; to forsake decadence; go off the beaten path; and join a more glorious; future.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 10, 2011 07:29 PM (c0A3e)
Thanks for the offer, Kratos. Tempting. My life's frustrations are huge and would require similarly sized soothing. Think Denise Milani. Alas, unobtainable in real life. So your path of forsaking decadence is appealing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2011 03:44 PM (XBM1t)
No labels, please.
We like Loughner and think he was onto something. No labels! Words don't need to have any meaning. Words are harsh especially historical definitions. Words like "socialist" and "communist" only hurt people. we like "progressive" instead.
Posted by: D. Frum at January 10, 2011 03:44 PM (0fzsA)
Posted by: CAC at January 10, 2011 03:44 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: jakeman at January 10, 2011 03:45 PM (POByM)
Posted by: Professor Micheal Eric Dyson at January 10, 2011 03:45 PM (MadRw)
Care to stick around and debate, pussy?
Posted by: nickless at January 10, 2011 03:45 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: robtr at January 10, 2011 03:46 PM (hVDig)
Posted by: CAC at January 10, 2011 07:44 PM (Gr1V1)
You need to let your model put her top back on, Mr Artist. You're getting light-headed.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 03:46 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: CAC at January 10, 2011 03:47 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: Brian at January 10, 2011 07:05 PM (ImAXO)
LAWGIVERS! LAWGIVERS!
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 10, 2011 03:47 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Filly at January 10, 2011 03:47 PM (t+B38)
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 10, 2011 03:48 PM (h2+O0)
Outages to follow tonight with freezing rain.
Posted by: Kemp at January 10, 2011 03:48 PM (JpFM9)
Posted by: sifty does not dial back shit at January 10, 2011 03:48 PM (Evsno)
I propose "ad hominem" be striken from language, Latin or otherwise, and replaced with "ad homo-persnickity"
I also don't like the word "grout" and request it be disabled. Thanks.
Posted by: ChristieBlinky at January 10, 2011 03:48 PM (zFyaZ)
Posted by: Alan Turing at January 10, 2011 03:48 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2011 07:40 PM (h+qn
Thanks Willow. I also just realized that I put this on the wrong thread. Way to harsh the mellow there, Ger.
Posted by: Geronimo at January 10, 2011 03:48 PM (SI0+B)
Just remember, they think that you think the way they do.
They worship and fetishize obscure insane academics, so they naturally assume that we do as well.
Keep that in mind when they accuse us of being racist. They are the racists, but they feel guilty about it, so they assume we must be racist also.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 10, 2011 03:48 PM (BvBKY)
I think I need to step away from the internet and news for a while. I'm honestly not sure how much more I can take.
Posted by: Geronimo at January 10, 2011 07:37 PM (SI0+B)
Hopefully by step away you mean leave the web and not step out of a moving plane.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 10, 2011 03:49 PM (HBqDo)
I also don't like the word "grout" and request it be disabled. Thanks.
Posted by: ChristieBlinky at January 10, 2011 07:48 PM (zFyaZ)
What about "groat"?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 03:49 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: CAC at January 10, 2011 07:47 PM (Gr1V1)
You know who I bet WOULD be in Kratos World? Flo from Progressive Insurance.
Posted by: Alan Turing at January 10, 2011 03:49 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: CAC at January 10, 2011 03:50 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: Dan at January 10, 2011 03:50 PM (mXBxH)
srsly? What did he say? And at which point can I call upon Zombie Alan Shepard to kick his ass?
Posted by: Filly at January 10, 2011 03:50 PM (t+B38)
Posted by: Guy Who Used To Dig Janet Napolitano But Now Digs Flo at January 10, 2011 03:50 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Dan at January 10, 2011 03:51 PM (mXBxH)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 10, 2011 03:52 PM (4ucxv)
Posted by: Holger at January 10, 2011 07:50 PM (YxGud)
Because then wives would no longer touch the oven or stove once they were married.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 03:52 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: CAC at January 10, 2011 03:53 PM (Gr1V1)
"He speaks with a stentorian voice such as when he shouts "Issue [number]..." before describing a news story. A phrase he often begins questions to the panelists with, "On a scale of 0 to 10, with 0 representing zero possibility and 10 representing complete metaphysical certitude,...?"
Posted by: melvin at January 10, 2011 03:53 PM (3OCZw)
I blame the Tea Party.
Posted by: sifty does not dial back shit at January 10, 2011 07:49 PM
We had a high of 18 degrees here in the Texas Panhandle today. I blame Global Warming.
Posted by: huerfano at January 10, 2011 03:53 PM (QgmBR)
Posted by: Kemp at January 10, 2011 07:48 PM (JpFM9)
How much snow did you get, Kemp?
We're on the coast, we got a lot more than they thought we would...
Posted by: antisocialist at January 10, 2011 03:53 PM (Rwudm)
She never stops calling and texting either. I had to wave a Gadsden flag in her face to scare her away.
Posted by: sifty does not dial back shit at January 10, 2011 03:53 PM (Evsno)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 03:53 PM (tJjm/)
Oh yeah, I ain't married, small oversight.
In that case, lets change all nouns to chocolate.
Posted by: Holger at January 10, 2011 03:53 PM (YxGud)
Crazed lefty goes on a stooting spree and murders innocents... and what to we get? More big left government, laws and nanny state.
Meet glavin pop ice.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 10, 2011 03:54 PM (0fzsA)
back to mocking Kratos...
Posted by: CAC at January 10, 2011 07:53 PM (Gr1V1)
Not like anyone can really stop crap getting onto the ballot. If so the Dems would have stopped about a hundred from showing up.
Passing it is likely to be another story.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 03:54 PM (z1N6a)
In time, you'll understand; you've been following in my footsteps all along.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 10, 2011 03:54 PM (c0A3e)
Funny that there was a lot less shrill shrieking by all of my libtard Facebook "friends" today, as the news came out that their initial assumptions were simply wrong. But, I imagine that they'll start fucking the Gun Control Chicken soon enough, regardless.
Posted by: jakeman at January 10, 2011 03:54 PM (POByM)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 10, 2011 03:55 PM (npr0X)
Heads I win, Tails you lose. All problems have one solution.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 03:55 PM (z1N6a)
And the 2011 Joseph Goebbels Award for Excellence in Depraved Propaganda in Service of Evil goes to---
Posted by: nickless at January 10, 2011 03:55 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 03:56 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 03:57 PM (z1N6a)
Rush recalling Mark Penns lament that BtotheO needs a "Oklahoma City" moment. Any MFM castigating Mr Penn right now? (crickets).
Posted by: The Hammer at January 10, 2011 03:57 PM (32ubA)
Kari Byron?
Posted by: nickless at January 10, 2011 03:57 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 10, 2011 03:58 PM (9eDbm)
Posted by: jakeman at January 10, 2011 07:54 PM (POByM)
If they do, they might as well write off every state from PA to NV. Nothing turns states like PA, OH, WV, MI, WI, MN, IA, IN, NC, VA, etc. red like libs pushing gun control.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 10, 2011 03:58 PM (BvBKY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 03:58 PM (tJjm/)
I'm just happy No More Bowl Games after tonight.
What's tonight bowl, the Rite Aid Anal Thermometer Bowl?
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at January 10, 2011 03:59 PM (DTy7x)
I caught just a little bit of Rush this a.m. He said that there were a couple of reporters who were crying this a.m. when Obama did his moment of silence--because it was so stirring and Teh Bamster did such a magnificent job leading the moment of silence. If this is true (and not Rush being snarky), I hate the MFM even more (if that's even possible!) I don't recall members of the media shedding a tear for those who died at Fort Hood. Obama didn't even attend the service for those who died at Fort Hood.
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 03:59 PM (ihSHD)
What's tonight bowl, the Rite Aid Anal Thermometer Bowl?
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at January 10, 2011 07:59 PM (DTy7x)
What about the Senior Bowl and the East West Shrine Game?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 03:59 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: robtr at January 10, 2011 04:00 PM (hVDig)
I caught just a little bit of Rush this a.m. He said that there were a couple of reporters who were crying this a.m. when Obama did his moment of silence--because it was so stirring and Teh Bamster did such a magnificent job leading the moment of silence. If this is true (and not Rush being snarky), I hate the MFM even more (if that's even possible!) I don't recall members of the media shedding a tear for those who died at Fort Hood. Obama didn't even attend the service for those who died at Fort Hood.
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 07:59 PM (ihSHD)
I vote Barry give us a 2 year moment of silence.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 04:00 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: beedubya at January 10, 2011 04:01 PM (AnTyA)
Sorry if this is posted...
Rush recalling Mark Penns lament that BtotheO needs a "Oklahoma City" moment. Any MFM castigating Mr Penn right now? (crickets).
Yeah, just like the MFM castigated Bill Clinton for lamenting that 9/11 didn't happen under his watch so he could rise to the occasion.
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 04:01 PM (ihSHD)
Flo is an expert at coverage.. yea make up coverage - she is covered in makeup so thick it was troweled on
Posted by: melvin at January 10, 2011 04:01 PM (3OCZw)
I'd drop any coverage from her post-haste. Overhead is too high.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 10, 2011 04:01 PM (c0A3e)
He still needed the teleprompter.
Posted by: nickless at January 10, 2011 04:01 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Sarah Palin at January 10, 2011 04:01 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 10, 2011 04:01 PM (cQfrc)
Then he could just have some union local have Rush beaten down or poisoned with polonium.
Things are so much easier for dictators in other countries.
Posted by: sifty does not dial back shit at January 10, 2011 04:01 PM (Evsno)
Frackin' freaky...Loughner's mug shot could be passed off as Uncle Fester's yerabook photo
Yeesh! I just sprayed masticated granola all over my laptop!
Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 04:02 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 04:02 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CAC at January 10, 2011 04:02 PM (Gr1V1)
If they do, they might as well write off every state from PA to NV. Nothing turns states like PA, OH, WV, MI, WI, MN, IA, IN, NC, VA, etc. red like libs pushing gun control.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 10, 2011 07:58 PM (BvBKY)
I'd agree with all except MN. I don't see them as big gun owners....but I may be wrong.
Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2011 04:03 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: dagny at January 10, 2011 04:03 PM (+Z6ve)
Posted by: I'm Doctor Amy Fucking Bishop, Bitch! at January 10, 2011 04:03 PM (VXBR1)
I don't like O'Reilly, but he should be good tonight.
Posted by: EmilyM. at January 10, 2011 04:03 PM (zH0Mn)
Posted by: Barbarian at January 10, 2011 04:03 PM (EL+OC)
Posted by: runningrn who's taken her share of vital signs sans rectal thermometer at January 10, 2011 04:03 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 04:05 PM (tJjm/)
Lots of deer hunters in the upper Midwest.
Posted by: huerfano at January 10, 2011 04:05 PM (QgmBR)
Posted by: huerfano at January 10, 2011 08:05 PM (QgmBR)
Yeah, that's true....forgot about them.
Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2011 04:06 PM (VuLos)
runningrn who's taken her share of vital signs sans rectal thermometer
Ick!! You just used your finger?!?!?!?
Posted by: beedubya at January 10, 2011 04:06 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Syrinx: Temples ; Priest of the at January 10, 2011 04:07 PM (NFPBT)
Okay -- I looked the post over again and I now I guess I "get it."
After being forced into a compsci course, taught by an idiot who required me to use Oh! Pascal! as a text, I am unable to find humor in anything related to that horrid semester.
BTW -- years earlier I kicked BASIC in the ass back when you had to dial up the server on a rotary phone and plug the handset into the back of your terminal.
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 10, 2011 04:07 PM (7+pP9)
O'Factor is an asshole. Wants security for the electeds. Perhaps he could pay for them?
Well, you already know how that's going to go down. Since all the right wingers are the hate mongers, only Democrat members of Congress, President, VP, etc. will get protection. Republicans obviously don't need it since they are in cahoots with the violent extremists. (Sorry RINO's, you get lumped in too unless you courageously switch parties). Then once the security details are in place, they will naturally unionize. You can all see where this is headed.
Posted by: runningrn who's taken her share of vital signs sans rectal thermometer at January 10, 2011 04:07 PM (ihSHD)
WI turned red in November on budget issues; IA's a bunch of corn ethanol whores.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 10, 2011 04:07 PM (4ucxv)
Q: What does Sean Connery love most about a woman?
A: Boobeesh
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 10, 2011 04:07 PM (9eDbm)
Posted by: runningrn who's taken her share of vital signs sans rectal thermometer at January 10, 2011 04:07 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 04:08 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: joshua at January 10, 2011 04:08 PM (F1aIq)
Good old Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-N.J.) wants to ban high-capacity ammunition clips. Not to prevent psychopaths from firing on crowds, but to prevent the amount of possible casualties? Freaky bullshit. Guess he doesn't remember Colin Ferguson who systematically killed and injured a train full of passengers one by one, reloading three times. Fuck you, Lautenberg.
Posted by: Unruly at January 10, 2011 04:08 PM (LL4jH)
Lots of deer hunters in the upper Midwest.Posted by: huerfano at January 10, 2011 08:05 PM (QgmBR)
Yeah, that's true....forgot about them
ASSSHOLE!!
Posted by: Bambi at January 10, 2011 04:08 PM (AnTyA)
Q: What does Sean Connery love most about a woman?
A: Boobeesh
So much for a little snack while I'm on here!
This blog is NSFE!
Posted by: runningrn who's taken her share of vital signs sans rectal thermometer at January 10, 2011 04:08 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 10, 2011 08:04 PM (c0A3e)
So you like big black men. Explains your problems.
Posted by: Holger at January 10, 2011 04:09 PM (YxGud)
Posted by: SJR2 at January 10, 2011 04:09 PM (oCbCP)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 04:09 PM (tJjm/)
I vote Barry give us a 2 year moment of silence.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 08:00 PM (z1N6a)
You're like, you know, a h8ter!
Posted by: Meggy McCain at January 10, 2011 04:09 PM (B1tDt)
Posted by: dagny at January 10, 2011 04:09 PM (+Z6ve)
Oh, and because she's gotten so many threats, Nancy Pelosi gets her plan back.
Crap! That's plane--not plan!
Posted by: runningrn who's taken her share of vital signs sans rectal thermometer at January 10, 2011 04:09 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: melvin at January 10, 2011 04:10 PM (3OCZw)
Posted by: Dan at January 10, 2011 04:11 PM (mXBxH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 04:11 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 04:12 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2011 04:12 PM (XBM1t)
Ick!! You just used your finger?!?!?!?
Only for disimpactions. One of the many reasons I didn't even last one year on a medical floor. (Shudders at the memory)
Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 04:13 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 08:08 PM (tJjm/)
I just figured it was geekery gone beyond my comprehension.
Add the drinky and it turns out I was right!
Posted by: ErikW at January 10, 2011 04:13 PM (EioE3)
Crap! That's plane--not plan!
Posted by: runningrn
either or will do.
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2011 04:14 PM (h+qn8)
PLEASE, NO, NO, A THOUSAND TIMES, NO!
_______
DO I = 1, 1000
PRINT *,'NO!'
END DO
Posted by: Anachronda uses and loves FORTRAN at January 10, 2011 04:14 PM (xGZ+b)
Actress Stephanie Courtney appears as "Flo" in a 2008 TV commercial for Progressive Insurance
Posted by: Kemp at January 10, 2011 04:15 PM (JpFM9)
________
No labels? But then how do your GO TOs know where to go ... er... to?
Posted by: Anachronda uses and loves FORTRAN at January 10, 2011 04:15 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: MarkD at January 10, 2011 04:15 PM (0Jy1K)
No more bowl games!
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at January 10, 2011 08:03 PM (DTy7x)
not kidding - those are college all star games to allow scouts to look at players before the NFL draft.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 04:16 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: MarkD at January 10, 2011 04:17 PM (0Jy1K)
What do you think Ace will come with for next?
Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 04:17 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: huerfano at January 10, 2011 04:18 PM (QgmBR)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 04:18 PM (tJjm/)
Spades-OF; ACE -
This could be your best work since adopting Andrew Sullivan's Unified Theory of Blogging.
Well done.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2011 04:19 PM (1OVV0)
Posted by: Meggy McCain at January 10, 2011 04:19 PM (B1tDt)
With cheerleaders?
Like this: http://tinyurl.com/u4vzt
Only more naked.
Posted by: Dave in Texas' parole officer at January 10, 2011 04:19 PM (JpFM9)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 04:20 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 04:21 PM (TATbF)
I...uh...I don't even wanna know
Seriously when I first got out of nursing school, we did stuff to patients that would never happen at Gitmo--disimpactions, milk and molasses enemas, the list goes on and on. We had glass IV bottles (and not just for Nitro) when I first got out of school. (And I'd like to think I'm not that old, but I worked at a very low budget Catholic hospital. We only put things like aminophyllin on IV pumps. The rest we used tape to mark the bottles and calculated drip rates. We did get more IV pumps several months after I got there, but I was shocked as to the antiquity of the hospital I first worked. Glass chest tube bottles too!
Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 04:22 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 04:23 PM (tJjm/)
Flo, via wiki. Don't ever buy any crap from progressive the owner is a commie.
http://tinyurl.com/mku6vo
Posted by: Kemp at January 10, 2011 04:24 PM (JpFM9)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2011 04:24 PM (1OVV0)
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2011 04:24 PM (h+qn8)
This is magnificent!
Not just the posts, but the comments.
I've been laughing hard for about five minutes, and I want to thank you Ace, and ALL.
I really needed a good laugh.
Posted by: barbarausa at January 10, 2011 04:44 PM (gRgC6)
Methinks there is a bit too much conscience dreaming going on in this thread. *finger circles ear while whistling whoo whooo*.
Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2011 04:52 PM (Y35JT)
For you youngsters, be glad you don't have to fuck with it.
http://tinyurl.com/dzn5k
Posted by: Kemp at January 10, 2011 06:28 PM (JpFM9)
He's gonna have to get past MR Palin first.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 10, 2011 06:35 PM (nD3Pg)
For you youngsters, be glad you don't have to fuck with it.
Posted by: Kemp at January 10, 2011 10:28 PM (JpFM9)
I wish I'd done COBOL when I was young. I know (of) several people who retired rich after 2000. In their 30s and 40s.
Foresight is a wonderful thing.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at January 10, 2011 08:17 PM (bxiXv)
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