1

Big butt, Big Arms, Big feet, Big mouth,
that's my baby Michelle,
Big butt, Big Arms, Big feet, Big mouth
givin' them junk food sellers hell,
but when she's all alone, and she's not cookin,
she sneak a Big Mac when nobody's lookin'
an another an a Basket of the Colonel she just took-in,
That's my baby (she got arms),
That's my baby (she got feet),
That's my baby Michelle, (she got back)!

@Words and music by "Fats" Michelle Lavaughn Robinson

2 Uh, hello! Laws are for little people, and me and mine are kind of important!

3 This is why we as a country will have to split along Idealogical lines. We will never be able to live with these MF.

4 Okay it wasn't called gunwalker But

Cut-off in mid-sentence. Did "They" get to Ace?

5

Dear God,

I don't often ask for a few well placed lightning bolts but...

6 Lookit.  There's the truth, then there's the Revolutionary Truth!  Sometimes, you have to break a few eggs, honky.

7  Perjury is such an ugly word.  Let's call it selecting the appropriate operable statement.

8 Justice, Honesty, Integrity....Never heard of it.

9 Please, I can't take any more depressing stories right before Christmas.

10

"Okay it wasn't called gunwalker But"

Gunwalker But? 

11 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

12 This is why we as a country will have to split along Ideological lines. We will never be able to live with these MF.

I am beginning to think more and more that this is true.  They can have their own opinions but they can't have their own facts.  They don't live in the same reality as we do and they don't even want to.

13 Watergate did not have a body count.

14

"Okay it wasn't called gunwalker But"

Gunwalker But? 

Can we stop with the Michelle obama jokes?

15 Outrage by the MFM in 3...2...1...

Oh who am I kidding?  Pass me the bong.

16 Please, I can't take any more depressing stories right before Christmas.

Gyamfi the perjuring reindeer
had a very lengthy nose.
And if you ever it saw it
You'd say, "Damn but that fucker grows."

17 On the bright side we're all getting a tax cut and an extra 40 bucks a month amirite?

18 That's it. 
I quit.

19
Shameless & Unaccountable

20 How come non of these F*#kers never go to jail?

21 Gunwalker But? 

Hey I resemble that remark.

22

Customs commissioner resigning on Dec. 30.  What a coincidence.  Sorry, don't know how to do links.

23 ever

24 Well they've been obstructing justice for three years, starting with that Black Panther voter intimidation case. .....So 'obstructing justice' seems to be a job requirement under Eric Holdemdown.

25 Outrage by the MFM in 3...2...1...

Oh who am I kidding?  Pass me the bong.

Posted by: mpfs at December 22, 2011 05:33 PM (iYbLN)

*whhhffffffbubblebubblebubblebubblebubble*

*COFF COFF COFF hack hack*

'Ere.

26 And so here are Senate Repubs voting to tighter internet controls and when I call their office to complain, I an told that I am being rude and and disrespectful.
At least that is what I was told by a Cornyn staffer named Jeff.
Off topic?
Not really when thesenew "laws" hand more power to Holder.

27 Lying to the feds is a crime in and of itself.

28 25 Outrage by the MFM in 3...2...1...

Oh who am I kidding?  Pass me the bong.

Posted by: mpfs at December 22, 2011 05:33 PM (iYbLN)

*whhhffffffbubblebubblebubblebubblebubble*

*COFF COFF COFF hack hack*

'Ere.

Posted by: ErikW

Got any Cheetos?
Hey, nice Carhartt jacket

29 18 That's it.  I quit.

Den can we haz your blindfold Señorita?

30 Hummm. I wonder what its going to take to purge Communist vermin from this country once and for all.

31
You know what's funny?

Boehner is  making Newt's tenure as Mister Speakah look really good.

32 So what Holder's running DoJ according to the Sandford NWA process?

The Greater Good.

33 She was "lying for justice."  Google it. 

34 28 25 Outrage by the MFM in 3...2...1...

Oh who am I kidding?  Pass me the bong.

Posted by: mpfs at December 22, 2011 05:33 PM (iYbLN)

*whhhffffffbubblebubblebubblebubblebubble*

*COFF COFF COFF hack hack*

'Ere.

Posted by: ErikW

I might as well take a hit off that bong too.

35 20 How come non of these F*#kers never go to jail?

My thoughts exactly.

36 Boehner is  making Newt's tenure as Mister Speakah look really good.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 22, 2011 05:39 PM (sqkOB)

He has a long way to slide down the shithole before he comes close to Botox Bitch the imbecile. So there is a little cushion.

37 Got any Cheetos?
Hey, nice Carhartt jacket

Posted by: mpfs at December 22, 2011 05:38 PM (iYbLN)

Yeah and I got Funyuns too!

My jacket has a unique odor, I call it Eau de Farm Diesel.

38
But but wait, we're saved, a 2 month payroll tax cut or something.  We shouldn't worry aboot oo lied to oo.




^{ps - we live in a lawless country, well laws are for you anyway.}

39 Ah, the Customs Commissioner! I saw that one coming months ago!

40 Remember when people voted for Obama because he would bring the people of this country together? Well, I didn't, and you didn't, but there were people dumb enough to think that a guy who spent 20 years at Rev. Wright's church was interested in uniting us.

41
Liar, Liar 2: Liar, Liar, Liar

42

@4: "Okay it wasn't called gunwalker But

Cut-off in mid-sentence. Did "They" get to Ace?"

-------------------------------

Our mysterious violinist seems to have disapp

43 This is why most of us non lawyer types agree with amish dude . Or as an old lawyer once told me "if you want justice go to a whorehouse if you want to get fucked , go to the courthouse ."

44

@42: "Our mysterious violinist seems to have disapp"

Disa-what?

45

@44: "Disa-what?"

Peared.

46

Big butt, Big Arms, Big feet, Big mouth,

that's my baby Michelle,

Big butt, Big Arms, Big feet, Big mouth

givin' Old Sennsenbrenner  hell,

she can eat, she can eat ‘em all under the table,

she can eat, she can eat, like a horse in a stable,

sheÂ’ll out eat all the speakers, in her five-hundred-dollar sneakers,

That's my baby (she got arms),

That's my baby (she got feet),

That's my baby Michelle, (she got back)!

@Words and music by "Funky" Michelle Lavaughn Robinson

47

BUBBLE BUTT

bubble butt

BUBBLE BUTT

bubble butt

 

SHE'S SO FAT

 

BBBBBBBBBBBBBB BUBBLEBUTT!!!

48
uh oh, Biden shit his pants again.


"Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. ThatÂ’s critical. There is not a single statement that the president has ever made in any of our policy assertions that the Taliban is our enemy because it threatens U.S. interests."
--Joe Shitforbrains Biden

And here's the latest spin:

“What the Vice President said was that the Taliban is not necessarily our enemy if they lay down arms and renounce violence, break ties with al Qaeda and accept Afghanistan’s constitution, especially concerning women and minorities.” --U.S. Ambassador Ryan C. Crocker

49
I really don't care who it is anymore, but we are going to be in for some bad totalitarian crap if odumbass is elected again.  They think of themselves as dictators and act like it.

50
When things are going wrong
Turn to the bong

http://tinyurl.com/3dv2jf4

51 If you're going to make an omelette, you have to break some eggs.

52

“What the Vice President said was that the Taliban is not necessarily our enemy if they lay down arms and renounce violence, break ties with al Qaeda and accept Afghanistan’s constitution, especially concerning women and minorities.” --U.S. Ambassador Ryan C. Crocker

Yeah, and shit might not stink is it wasn't shit.

53 Stephanie Celandine Gyamfi?  What, is she from Rivendale or something?  What an odd name.

I want some butts!

54 So, basically, thanks to this bitch (and I'm sure others like her), Texas can't use its own redistricting map, and instead is having one imposed upon us by a liberal judge. Pre clearance is absolute bullshit and should be abolished.

55 "30 Hummm. I wonder what its going to take to purge Communist vermin from this country once and for all." Why? It looks so good on paper.

56

If you're going to make an omelette, you have to break some eggs  laws.

Fixed.

57 Hello Mr. Ace.

Do you like camping?

58
Can you imagine how the mothers of all the fallen troops and soldiers killed by the Taliban in Afghanistan feel when they hear that ignoramus Biden say the Taliban is not our enemy?

59

Find out if she was placed under oath. 

60 They don't call that dip shit "Slow Joe" for nothing.

61 Much like lying, perjury is a state of mind.

62 oath doesn't matter in this case...

63 Its as if the entire govt is aligned against regular america. Odd, very odd.

64

It's like what most conservative talk-show hosts are saying.  This whole regime has finally come out into the open and are telling us exactly who they are and what they want to do to this country.  It's going to be a very long year.

65 “What the Vice President said was that the Taliban is not necessarily our enemy if they lay down arms and renounce violence, break ties with al Qaeda and accept Afghanistan’s constitution, especially concerning women and minorities.” --U.S. Ambassador Ryan C. Crocker Yeah that's going to happen. Was it a Taliban in Pakistan who cut off that woman's breast for breastfeeding, and made other women eat it?

66 Sorry to repeat something that disgusting, but I'm fed up with libs pretending to not notice these sick, anti woman behaviors.

67 Scooter Libby could not be reached for a [printable in a family newspaper] comment...

68 What the Vice President said was that the Taliban is not necessarily our enemy if they lay down arms and renounce violence, break ties with al Qaeda and accept Afghanistan’s constitution, especially concerning women and minorities.” --U.S. Ambassador Ryan C. Crocker

No, asshole.  You're putting a whole bunch of words in his mouth that he had not even the SLIGHTEST indication of saying.

He said they were not our enemy, per se.  Per se does NOT mean anything along the lines of what you just said.

Are we living in Baghdad circa 2002?

69 If you want to break some eggs, you have to murder a few people.

70
So, to be clear, we are neither at war with nor enemies with the Taliban.

But the Taliban is damned sure at war with the United States.

71 In federal investigations, lying is a felony even without an oath, as Marth Stewart learned.  18 U.S.C.A. § 1001, subd. (a). provides:

“(a) Except as otherwise provided in this section, whoever, in any matter within the jurisdiction of the executive, legislative, or judicial branch of the Government of the United States, knowingly and willfully – (1) falsifies, conceals, or covers up by any trick, scheme, or device a material fact; (2) makes any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or representation; or (3) makes or uses any false writing or document knowing the same to contain any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or entry; shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 5 years or, if the offense involves international or domestic terrorism (as defined in section 2331), imprisoned not more than 8 years, or both. If the matter relates to an offense under chapter 109A, 109B, 110, or 117, or section 1591, then the term of imprisonment imposed under this section shall be not more than 8 years.”

72 The country won't split along idealogical lines.

What will happen, is the SCOAMF will win big next year, and do so by so running against the Rs that he'll get his all-D majority back in Congress, with the Senate free from any filibuster worries.

Some new types of race laws will be passed.

We'll be herded up and put into camps, then reservation lines will be mapped out, and we'll be moved to our new homes, in places like Bumfuck, Arkansas.

73 Maybe we should compromise, like you know, "a nation of cowards"

74 We've never been at war with the Taliban.

75 Please, I can't take any more depressing stories right before Christmas. Less than a year to go?

76

@30: "I wonder what its going to take to purge Communist vermin from this country once and for all"

A big ravine, several million bullets, a few hard men as shooters, some earth moving equipment, say 20 tons of topsoil, a shitload of quicklime, and some grass seed.

 

77 They don't live in the same reality as we do and they don't even want to.
FIFY

78
Are we living in Baghdad circa 2002?

YEAH! It's madness.

On top of it, the idiot ambassador lists the reasons why We Should be at war with the Taliban yet we are not.

79 In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

A lot of people in this administration need to Pay the Piper

( we all talk in code now; decipher the code )

80 Hey Joe......


The Taliban declares holy war on the US...

Posted September 18, 2001 10:24 AM.

Just when you begin to think that the threat of an escalating conflict is behind us - or at least that enough distance has emerged to make a World War less likely - the Taliban declares holy war on the US.


Now go get your fuckin shine box.

81 Holder has Orwellized the term "Justice Department." It should henceforth be called Minilaw.

82
noodles

83
I was just getting rolling on Biden, too.

84 69 What the Vice President said was that the Taliban is not necessarily our enemy if they lay down arms and renounce violence, break ties with al Qaeda and accept Afghanistan’s constitution, especially concerning women and minorities.” --U.S. Ambassador Ryan C. Crocker

NUTS
-Gen. McAuliffe

What the general said was that our National Socialist brethren are not necessarily our enemy, if they lay down their arms and renounce violence, break ties with Mr. Tojo, and accept Poland's constitution, especially concerning the Jews and gypsies.
-FDR

85 Ya know, it almost feels wrong mocking such a hydrocephalic idiot as Joe Biden.  Almost. 

86

Just thinking about the unadulterated hate that the SCOAMF and his regime have for this country and what it stands for.

I shudder to think of all the national security secrets that are probably, at this very moment, being squirreled away to a secret place for the SCOAMF's reference.....or sale.....after he leaves office.

87 What his VPness said was that the Taliban are not our enemy if we pretend they are not the Taliban. And high-speed trains. He kept saying high-speed trains, for some reason.

88 A Faraday cage will halt any form of electromagnetic emission.  You can either wear a small one on your head or build one big enough to live in, like I have.

89

@85: "and accept Poland's constitution, especially concerning the Jews and gypsies. "

You mean the "kill the bastards" clause?  Yeah, we already took care of that one.

90 Meh,perjury-smergery,you just hate Holder 'cause he's black!!11!!

91 Really would like to see what this rotten fucking bitch looks like but apparently she's never had her picture taken...my Mad Skilz of Intarweb search pretty much suck ass....

92 Today is the shortest day of the year.  Maybe my outlook for this nation will improve with the lengthening daylight.  Maybe.

93 Hideously obese & massively fugly is my guess. she have a bar card dc, md, va? that would be a good place to start.

94  One could almost begin to suspect that zealous commitment to Marxist ideology is of greater importance to Eric Holder than dispassionate administration of justice.

...and one could then take that suspicion a step further and apply it to the entire administration that Holder works for. 

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 22, 2011 06:11 PM (vbh31)

 

This.  Although for anyone that's been paying even halfway attention, this isn't breaking news.

95 Despite the admission, she has not been fired for criminal malfeasance. Indeed, it appears she has not been disciplined in any meaningful way at all.

It's at this point that it would be very nice to have a state AG, somewhere, file a raft of state charges against this bint, since the federal government is fully populated by traitors, cowards, and loons.  You know that they could easily find state charges out the wazoo, if they cared to try. 

But no ....

96 Didn't find her picture, Portnoy, but I did find her name on a document about Texas Redistricting. She has the nerve to call herself a "civil rights analyst".

97 >>One could almost begin to suspect that zealous commitment to Marxist ideology is of greater importance to Eric Holder than dispassionate administration of justice.

 Yeah, just like you could almost begin to suspect that there's no need to make dinner plans when the commander of the rifle team hands you a cigarette and a blindfold.

98 Something strick me seeing barry run to the posium the oher day when fnc guy asked abt the idiot saying he was so fourth bestest...he rushed to cut carmey off...guilty behavior.maybe hos stupid bragging is on Purpose...like kim jong il. Just struck me as weird. He is weird.

99

 I feel sorry for the next repub president, whoever that may be.  It's going to be extremely hard to do anything positive for this country with the thousands of gov. workers, just like this bitch, well esconced in the DC bureacracy. 

I would favor mass firings.  Even to the point of completely turning over many of these agencies until they can be eliminated.  Also, kill the SEIU.

100 What exactly is Issa doing, anyway?

Anything?

101

There aren't enough Issas in the world to keep up with the crooked bunch of bastards in charge now.

102

@98

Didn't the Supreme Court take up the case on redistricting and will this come out ?

103

*hangs head in shame* Yes i'm an Idiot and dnrtfa. :-(

104 Impeach this bitch. They were actively trying to undermine one article of the Bill of Rights, and then covered it up. Now that adults are calling them on it, they cry "racism", when our party sent thousands of innocents against their will, against their Constitutional Freedoms, to die against it, and burned Atlanta besides. Impeach this bitch, and END effin' affirmative action after more than 50 years (F I F TY years !) You're a fool if you hire or fire someone because of his or her race or sex. A fool. You're results-oriented. You want profits for shareholders, not merely a beau geste for yourself. ("You have sins, brother? There is a way. Your sins have been expiated.") The Luo people, being Muslim, probably were instrumental in selling many east Africans into slavery. (Btw, the Luo people are not known to practice FGM/C as widely as other east African Muslim peoples, so they've got that going for them anyway, which is nice.)

105 98 Didn't find her picture, Portnoy, but I did find her name on a document about Texas Redistricting. She has the nerve to call herself a "civil rights analyst".

Posted by: Ministry of Truth at December 22, 2011 06:19 PM (29T9

The last name is Ghanian.

106

“(a) Except as otherwise provided in this section, whoever, in any matter within the jurisdiction of the executive, legislative, or judicial branch of the Government of the United States, knowingly and willfully – (1) falsifies, conceals, or covers up by any trick, scheme, or device a material fact; (2) makes any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or representation; or (3) makes or uses any false writing or document knowing the same to contain any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or entry; shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 5 years or, if the offense involves international or domestic terrorism (as defined in section 2331), imprisoned not more than 8 years, or both. If the matter relates to an offense under chapter 109A, 109B, 110, or 117, or section 1591, then the term of imprisonment imposed under this section shall be not more than 8 years.”

Say, that 8 years part of this law applies directly to anyone in DOJ attempting to falsify things about Fast and Furious including Eric Holder ( knowingly and willfully – (1) falsifies, conceals, or covers up by any trick, scheme, or device a material fact; (2) makes any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or representation; or (3) makes or uses any false writing or document knowing the same to contain any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or entry) - there being international terrorism involved. Of course that is 8 years for each count.Or does gunning down a bunch of Mexican nationals no longer qualify as terrorism?

I guess Holder and company will attempt to skate under the Shultz exception to the knowingly and willfully clause: "I Know Nothzing"

The question is can we get them before a jury?

Wait, this just in AP) Holder appoints special prosecutor for Fast and Furious. Attorney General Eric Holder today appointed Fidel Castro as a special prosecutor to head the Fast and Furious investigation.

The sad part is that Castro would probably do a better job that whatever ass clown Holder and Obama were to appoint to the job.

107 I donÂ’t usually add my comments, but I will in this case. Nice work. I look forward to reading more.

108 Wow this is soo helpful I have been trying to figure this out on my own for a long time now. Hopefully making this change will help encourage discussion on my blog.

109 I am definitely bookmarking this page and sharing it with my friends.

110
I am not clear if I totally understand the full thought pattern behind this.

111 I'm guessing that this Ms. Stephanie Celandine Gyamfi is a member of one of the Liberals' favored victim groups (once referred to by our esteemed Atty General, current head of the U.S. Dept of (Social) Justice, as "My People"). Right???