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June 18, 2011

Spooky Open Overnight Thread
— CAC

[Well I guess this is gonna be the official ONT so I bet you wished you hadn't trashed it up so much now. No deposit return for you guys. - Maet]

Ghosts. Trapped souls? Or the ultimate peepers?
Until another co-blogger ectoplasms the OOT in excitement, enjoy your open thread. 7 Futuristic Movies That Got It Right
It's a tradeoff in doing a sci-fi movie - make the technology too advanced and it seems like magic which is rather boring, but make it too contemporary and you get a movie that's dated before the decade is out.

15 Celebrity Cringe-Worthy Rock Bottom Moments
Like punching a tranny:

One night, while admittedly totally wasted, Bonaduce tried to pick up a prostitute. What he got was Darius Barney, a 220lb man dressed like a woman. How does someone make a mistake like that? Wasted.
Bonaduce says that as soon as he saw Barney in the light, he wasnÂ’t so wasted that he couldnÂ’t tell what happened, and he told Barney to get out. Barney demanded $40 for his time and effort so when the two got out of the car, Bonaduce did what any self-respecting, wasted man would do when confronted with a transvestite that outweighed him by about 70lbs, he sucker punched him.

Tonight's post brought to you by Audrey and kitteh:

Added: [rdbrewer] It's time to play... Leon Lederman or Yoda?

Leon Lederman or Yoda?

Winner gets an extra ration of fatback, one can of pruno, and two cigar butts.

Posted by: CAC at 08:24 PM | Comments (554)
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1 First! And OOT? what are you canadian?

Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2011 05:22 PM (Fw2Gg)

2 Evenin'!

Show us your OOTers.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2011 05:23 PM (4q6A5)

3 Also, I am calling photoshop, I can tell by the pixels.

Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2011 05:23 PM (Fw2Gg)

Layers.

Dead give-away.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2011 05:25 PM (hzjZo)

5 It's always funny when a formerly hot singer goes all mushy on us.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2011 05:25 PM (eBtsA)

6 Aw, hell no!

You call the Ghostbusters, oh that's who you call!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 05:26 PM (c0A3e)

7 Heollo. It's the virgin Mary.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 18, 2011 05:27 PM (0fzsA)

8 "Don't cross the streams!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2011 05:27 PM (eBtsA)

9 I hate the re-worked version Star Wars.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2011 05:28 PM (c/khY)

10 There are no ghosts, there are Bigfoots. I've seen them.

Posted by: robtr at June 18, 2011 05:28 PM (MtwBb)

11 I don't believe in ghosts. But the thing that bothers me about the subject is that a couple that I know well, and whom I have a lot of respect for, claim that their older home is haunted with a harmless ghost. These are very down to earth people. It shocked the heck out of me when the wife told me about their house being haunted.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2011 05:28 PM (NuCbo)

12 I hate the re-worked version Star Wars.

But I put a bunch of shit in there.

Posted by: George Lucas at June 18, 2011 05:29 PM (c/khY)

13 Since Ahmadinejad refuses to take my calls, I'll have to settle for talking to the Taliban.
Just to half-way keep a promise.

Posted by: Obama at June 18, 2011 05:29 PM (qdI7N)

14 He slimed me.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at June 18, 2011 05:31 PM (MMC8r)

15 9 I hate the re-worked version Star Wars.

THANK YOU! I wish the Star Wars reviewer would do the "special editions." Too much CG crap and they let Greedo shoot first. I frakkin' hate George Lucas.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2011 05:31 PM (eBtsA)

16 E Street Band Sax legend Clarence Clemons died this afternoon.

Posted by: MD at June 18, 2011 05:32 PM (jmoS0)

17 I submit this - why would ghosts care if people fap? It's not like they can fap themselves, can they?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 05:32 PM (c0A3e)

The ghosts I've seen didn't seem to be interested in my fapping.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2011 05:32 PM (hzjZo)

19 If somebody asks if you're a god, you say yes!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 05:33 PM (HjxoE)

As I was going up the stair,

I met a man who wasn't there.

He wasn't there again today,

I wish, I wish he'd stay away.

Posted by: ErikW at June 18, 2011 05:33 PM (My57T)

21 I had Greedo shoot first because everybody knows you can't shoot someone who is aiming a blaster at your head unless they actually shoot it. Then it's okay to shoot.

Posted by: George Lucas at June 18, 2011 05:33 PM (c/khY)

It's not like they can fap themselves, can they?

Nope. We need to employ the dutch rudder.

Posted by: Casper the Voyeur Ghost at June 18, 2011 05:34 PM (hzjZo)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2011 09:25 PM (eBtsA)

I can't stand Britney Spears either, but I have to come to her defense. She looks better than she has in years. She's not a size zero anymore, certainly, but she's in good shape. She's like a...a...well, I don't know. She's still smaller than a ten, I guess? One of the 'Ettes would probably know better. But my point is, she's got a little meat on her and that's how it should be. I hate looking at stick thin women who look like they've been in a concentration camp. I shouldn't be able to point out muscle groups across their abs and thighs. That's gross.

Spears' problem is that she's wearing shit that's meant for that kind of sstick thin concentration camp girl, not someone with a little meat, so it looks bad on her. She needs shit that accentuates her body, not something that fights it.

Or, short version, I'd fap to it.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2011 05:34 PM (4q6A5)

24 Yay leftover thread! I love leftovers.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 05:34 PM (HjxoE)

25 OK, laugh if you want to (no really, go ahead), but I think I saw a ghost at the Driskill Hotel last weekend in Austin.

Honestly not sure if I believe, but I've gotten some interesting pictures and had a lot of fun hunting for them. The history of a location alone is enough to keep me interested.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at June 18, 2011 05:35 PM (03Rn9)

26 11 There are enough credible reports to believe that there is something to the whole thing.Not sure it's spirits of the dead walking the earth but something.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2011 05:35 PM (HwAS5)

27 Next time someone draws down on you with a 9mm and you have a gun handy, just remember: You can't shoot unless they shoot first. So wait until they shoot.

Posted by: George Lucas at June 18, 2011 05:35 PM (c/khY)

28 Spears' problem is that she's wearing shit that's meant for that kind of sstick thin concentration camp girl, not someone with a little meat, so it looks bad on her. She needs shit that accentuates her body, not something that fights it.

Exactly. But Christina Hendricks is a role model for not-waifish women. Britney is a role model for women who want to eat junk food all day.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2011 05:36 PM (eBtsA)

29 26 - I couldn't agree more about knowing what to wear for your body shape. Accentuate the positive. Minimize everything else.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 05:36 PM (HjxoE)

30 30 Next time someone draws down on you with a 9mm and you have a gun handy, just remember: You can't shoot unless they shoot first. So wait until they shoot.

Holy crap! I think George comments on the Philly news sites every time a cop shoots a thug!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2011 05:36 PM (eBtsA)

31 Do those ghosts have great chests (cac is proud) or great asses (Detective Hanna is proud)?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 18, 2011 05:37 PM (iI++U)

32 Ghost's shit dust.
Google it.

Posted by: Art O Hell at June 18, 2011 05:38 PM (qdI7N)

33 Britney is a role model for women who want to eat junk food all day.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2011 09:36 PM (eBtsA)

HAHA, point taken.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2011 05:38 PM (4q6A5)

34 Hi all

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 05:38 PM (QAJGa)

35 34 - I love that movie! I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 05:38 PM (HjxoE)

36 As much as I hate to say it, I have seen a ghost / apparition, whatever. With a witness. It was teh height of creepiness.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2011 05:38 PM (hzjZo)

37 Best ghost-related pop song:

http://tinyurl.com/6ej8447

Posted by: Llarry at June 18, 2011 05:38 PM (SI/pw)

38 34 Tombstone is on CMT.

Tombstone or Star Wars? Wow, tough call.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2011 05:39 PM (eBtsA)

39 That ghost does more then just watch. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Will Folks at June 18, 2011 05:39 PM (bgcml)

Tombstone is on CMT.

Thank you. Was just looking for a good "back ground" movie. Ray is also in the mix.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 18, 2011 05:39 PM (iI++U)

41 24 Kratos, it is a requirement here in the afterlife.

Thank Gaia I will never die then,

There are enough credible reports to believe that there is something to the whole thing.Not sure it's spirits of the dead walking the earth but something.

Maybe aliens. If Close Encounters of the Third Kind taught us anything, it's that "haunted houses" could also be weird forms of alien communication, perhaps a communication attempt gone wrong.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 05:40 PM (c0A3e)

42 38 - hey! Back safe and sound I see.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 05:41 PM (HjxoE)

43 Completely OT, but I find this interesting. I was watching a DVR of last night's Red Eye, and a first time guest, a filmmaker (Seth S-sky, I forget), was discussing a documentary he did on the Beatles. He interviewed John Lennon's assistant, who saw him every day until the end. Revelations, according to the assistant:

1. "Imagine" wasn't intended to be a Commie manifesto, just a mindless "feel good" song. The assistant said that in later years, Lennon "was embarrassed " by it.

2. Lennon engaged the assistant in a political conversation in early 1980. According to the assistant, Lennon said that if he were eligible to vote in America, he'd vote for Reagan over Carter.

TIFWIW

Posted by: Francis Scott Key at June 18, 2011 05:41 PM (6U4X6)

44 I thought I saw a ghost once, but it was just some light reflected onto my bedroom ceiling.

I'm guessing it wasn't something supernatural watching my fap.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2011 05:41 PM (4q6A5)

Each night, my Dad fills me with dread

As he sits at the foot of my bed

It's not that he speaks

In gibbers and squeaks

But for the last 15 years he's been dead.

Posted by: 7 Chinese Spammers at June 18, 2011 05:42 PM (SMqnS)

46 So what is everyone drinking tonite? Me : blue moon And ghosts aren't real

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 05:43 PM (QAJGa)

47 47 - as opposed to watching LA self-destruct.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 05:43 PM (HjxoE)

As much as I hate to say it, I have seen a ghost / apparition, whatever

Quite a few credible people have seen them at Civil War sites. Michael Medved says he saw one (some) at Gettysburg.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 18, 2011 05:43 PM (8aP5h)

49 Gonna go build me a mashed potato mountain now....

Posted by: Hurricane at June 18, 2011 05:43 PM (NrdQS)

50 51 - red wine

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 05:43 PM (HjxoE)

51 40 As much as I hate to say it, I have seen a ghost / apparition, whatever. With a witness. It was teh height of creepiness.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2011 09:38 PM (hzjZo)

I've seen a ghost too. To enhance your ghost viewing powers I recommend eating "special" mushrooms.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2011 05:44 PM (54F2e)

52 7 Finally saw Battle LA last night. Not bad at all. The destruction of LA was pretty sweet. Posted by: CDR M at June 18, 2011 09:41 PM (5I8G0) Hah! Beat you by one day! I liked it too, it just didn't let up on the action. Would have liked more shots of the aliens, though.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at June 18, 2011 05:44 PM (xc/va)

Anyone else hear that Bill Murray finally agreed to do Ghostbusters 3 (and 4 as well!) or is that just the internet rumor mill doing its thing yet again?

Posted by: A. Pendragon at June 18, 2011 05:44 PM (XDdB5)

54 Know what's really scary? Watching Milla Jovovich try to act.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 05:45 PM (c0A3e)

55 Twiceblessedmom yeah eventually

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 05:45 PM (QAJGa)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 09:45 PM (c0A3e)

You watched The Fourth Kind as well I see.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2011 05:46 PM (4q6A5)

57 60 - long night last night, huh. Well, welcome home

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 05:47 PM (HjxoE)

58 The best scene George Lucas ever shot.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2011 05:47 PM (c/khY)

59 "As much as I hate to say it, I have seen a ghost / apparition, whatever. With a witness." Me too. At a cemetery in NC. It's that ghost's fault I didn't get to make-out with this boy. Totally ruined the moment!

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 18, 2011 05:48 PM (y/+eD)

60 That's why I quit leaving MD/20/20 at the Poe grave.

SOB never showed up.

Posted by: Anon at June 18, 2011 05:48 PM (qdI7N)

61 Watching ghosts fap. Now that would be extra-sensory.

Posted by: BC at June 18, 2011 05:48 PM (8/oXo)

62 Watching the new Clash of the Titans. Pretty good entertainment-wise.

And I've got several ghost stories, mostly the non-fapping kind.

Evening all.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 18, 2011 05:49 PM (J4Pnx)

63 Know what's really scary? Watching Milla Jovovich try to act.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 09:45 PM (c0A3e)

Fear is not the sensation I feel.

Posted by: Some Moron at June 18, 2011 05:50 PM (bgcml)

64 That's why I quit leaving MD/20/20 at the Poe grave.

Which flavor?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 18, 2011 05:51 PM (lrXzu)

65 You watched The Fourth Kind as well I see.

Actually no - I was referring to the Paul WS Anderson's Love Letters to His Wife *ahem* Resident Evil live-action movies.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 05:51 PM (c0A3e)

66 As much as I hate to say it, I have seen a ghost / apparition, whatever but have you seen a ghost's apparatus

Posted by: bestie71 at June 18, 2011 05:51 PM (YB4mK)

67 Caspar The Friendly Ghost is childrens' cartoon about a dead kid.

Posted by: Crusty at June 18, 2011 05:51 PM (e/u95)

Never seen a ghost but I have seen two UFOs.

Unless the UFOs were some weird kind of ghost.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at June 18, 2011 05:51 PM (iYwUw)

Posted by: CDR M at June 18, 2011 09:48 PM (5I8G0)

Battle: San Francisco.

Two hours of commies and Code Pinko feminazis get slaughtered.

The feel good movie of the year!

Posted by: diesel_f250@yahoo.com at June 18, 2011 05:51 PM (4q6A5)

70 68 - I loved the first one. I'll have to get around to watching the new one.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 05:52 PM (HjxoE)

71 Back off man - meesa scientist!

Posted by: Peter Venkmann at June 18, 2011 05:52 PM (XDdB5)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 09:51 PM (c0A3e)

Oh.

Oh!

You poor guy.

Posted by: diesel_f250@yahoo.com at June 18, 2011 05:52 PM (4q6A5)

73 Which flavor?

Caint remember.

Posted by: Anon at June 18, 2011 05:53 PM (qdI7N)

Posted by: gebrauchshund at June 18, 2011 09:51 PM (iYwUw)

Pie plates at 30,000 feet, nothing to be concerned about.

Posted by: diesel_f250@yahoo.com at June 18, 2011 05:53 PM (4q6A5)

75 I loved the first one. I'll have to get around to watching the new one.

I'm not a huge CGI fan, but it actually works to improve the entertainment in this film.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 18, 2011 05:53 PM (J4Pnx)

76 Whoops, my email address isn't supposed to go there!

Posted by: CDR M at June 18, 2011 09:52 PM (5I8G0)

Wrath Of The Titans.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2011 05:54 PM (4q6A5)

77 30 Next time someone draws down on you with a 9mm and you have a gun handy, just remember: You can't shoot unless they shoot first. So wait until they shoot.

Posted by: George Lucas at June 18, 2011 09:35 PM (c/khY)

You shouldn't have a gun in your hand. It should be a Walkie-Talkie!

Posted by: Ghost of Steven Spielberg at June 18, 2011 05:54 PM (pFn7G)

78 83 - well, that's promising.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 05:54 PM (HjxoE)

So it took half a month from the first Weiner post until he resigned.

You're slackin', Ace. Slackin'.

Just kidding. Nice work.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at June 18, 2011 05:54 PM (2Oas0)

80 So sorry to be so obtuse - that is the Uncle Owen Aunt Beru Homestead in the Sidebar?

Posted by: sithkhan at June 18, 2011 05:55 PM (DmYZU)

81 Caspar The Friendly Ghost is childrens' cartoon about a dead kid.

Poor kid died of a drug overdose. It's not funny y'all!

Posted by: Friend of the dead kids family at June 18, 2011 05:55 PM (qdI7N)

82 Battle : Las Vegas Aliens invade and are almost victorious except for a ragtag band of guerrilla fighters consisting of drunk college students, Elvis impersonators and Wayne Newton

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 05:55 PM (QAJGa)

Posted by: diesel_f250@yahoo.com at June 18, 2011 09:52 PM (4q6A5)

Heh. I've heard two things about the RE movies - the first thing is that they're going to reboot the series and the second thing is that Paul WS Anderson wants to make another sequel that starts directly where RE: Afterlife left off.

/Both are bad ideas. The RE franchise has been completely damaged. If they want to make RE movies, stick with the animated ones. RE: Damnation is coming out late 2012.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 05:55 PM (c0A3e)

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 09:55 PM (QAJGa)

And the Zombie Rat Pack.

Joey Bishop did die right?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 18, 2011 05:57 PM (DgySM)

85 Anybody seen Ghost Adventures? It's ridiculous. My roommate & I call it Ghost Rapers. That guy needs to calm down and put his shirt back on.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 18, 2011 05:57 PM (y/+eD)

86 #89, yes.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2011 05:57 PM (c/khY)

87 97 - don't call him Shirley.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 05:59 PM (HjxoE)

88 Do it doucemo.. do it very slowly

Posted by: The Ghosts at June 18, 2011 05:59 PM (GTbGH)

89 Thanks, rdbrewer - should have been more confident in myself.

Posted by: sithkhan at June 18, 2011 06:00 PM (DmYZU)

90 97 91 Battle : Las Vegas Aliens invade and are almost victorious except for a ragtag band of guerrilla fighters consisting of drunk college students, Elvis impersonators and Wayne Newton

These ragtag rebels prevail over the aliens by playing Slim Whitman...

/Oh wait, that's Mars Attacks! My bad.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 06:00 PM (c0A3e)

91 Agreed on Ghost Adventures, but the - I guess it's a game show - the lead on that one launched last night is even more ridiculous. Two teams compete to see how much paranormal "evidence" they can collect.in a limited amount of time, plus they're evaluated by a team of other paranormal "experts."

Posted by: A. Pendragon at June 18, 2011 06:00 PM (XDdB5)

92 101 - I love Mars Attacks

I love all those cheesy movies.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 06:01 PM (HjxoE)

93 Battle : Fargo The Canadians betray us as they assist in the alien invasion of Fargo, which is thwarted at the last minute when the alien commander's cat-like curiosity gets the best of him when he discovers the business end of a wood chipper. Canadians are punished with a tactical nuclear strike and the abolishment of fighting in the NHL.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 06:03 PM (QAJGa)

94 #48 Francis Scott Key,
This Beatles song was from the time I was in college, when Bill Ayers, that Dorn woman, SDS, the Weathermen were in full swing. Listen to the lyrics.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2011 06:03 PM (NuCbo)

95 #102 It is utterly ridiculous. I will say though, if you ever get the chance to go on a lockdown, take it. I am still a skeptic on 99.99% of much of this stuff, but I have heard, seen, and even smelled things I cannot explain (and I've eaten everything on Jack in the Box's menu so I know my horrible smells). The whole shouting at ghosts while you wear a shirt two sizes too small and pants two sizes too big though, that's just street rat crazy.

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2011 06:04 PM (Ip1Oh)

96 103 101 - I love Mars Attacks I love all those cheesy movies.

It's one of Tim Burton's better movies.

btw, more Doom is imminent.

Moody's threat to downgrade Italian debt raises eurozone contagion fears

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 06:05 PM (c0A3e)

97 Battle Tuscaloosa:

The Aliens land. Nick Saban bitch slaps them. The end.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2011 06:08 PM (tmIBW)

98 107 - swell. And with, I will pour myself another glass. We are doomed ghost of Sparta. Speaking of which, my son spelled out DOOM with his alpha bits this morning. Funny kid

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 06:08 PM (HjxoE)

99
Moody's threat to downgrade Italian debt raises eurozone contagion fears

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 10:05 PM (c0A3e)

That is scarier than the han'ts can ever be!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2011 06:08 PM (yrGif)

100 I laughed out loud several times during Mars Attacks.I might have been the only one who did so in the theater,and my cousin because my lauging made her laugh.I particularly liked the Paul Winfield/poltical general getting fried and Jack Black made into a hero by the media after trying to surrender.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2011 06:09 PM (HwAS5)

101

I'm stuck working all weekend instead of ghost hunting.

Chemjeff was your DIA misadventure due to the United trouble? It was probably ghosts in the machine.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 18, 2011 06:10 PM (RZ8pf)

102 Speaking of which, my son spelled out DOOM with his alpha bits this morning. Funny kid

Moron potential there. Nurture it. Beer and Bowie knives work.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2011 06:11 PM (tmIBW)

103 114 - another movie I love.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 06:11 PM (HjxoE)

104 I was, uh, attacked by a ghost. He slimed me.

Posted by: A. Weiner ON THE COMEBACK TRAIL! at June 18, 2011 06:12 PM (C0Z3w)

105 "I will say though, if you ever get the chance to go on a lockdown, take it." I'd go on lockdown with the two sidekicks, but not the shirtless hair gel princess.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 18, 2011 06:12 PM (y/+eD)

106 I own your asses, bitches

Posted by: George Lucas at June 18, 2011 06:12 PM (9/lhd)

107 115 - duly noted.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 06:13 PM (HjxoE)

108 Battle : Detroit The aliens successfully conquer the city and consequently raise home values. But eventually leave in boredom as nobody bothers to liberate the city. When aliens leave the citizens beg for them to return as the slave labor was their only jobs they had in a while.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 06:13 PM (QAJGa)

109 twiceblessedmom, that's funny! (DOOM)

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 18, 2011 06:14 PM (RZ8pf)

110 116 Until they make the British soldiers the bad guys.Movie is great up to that point and they ruin it.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2011 06:15 PM (HwAS5)

111 PGiS no it was from weather

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 06:15 PM (QAJGa)

112 Battle: White House "Intellectual" beta male gets voted into the big chair and DOOM! You know the rest...

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 06:16 PM (HjxoE)

113 Moronettes + Haunted House = Awesomeness!

Posted by: NC Ref at June 18, 2011 06:16 PM (zwb1g)

114 122 - I know, he's 9 and knows we're screwed

He also likes the Doom headline.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 06:17 PM (HjxoE)

115 123 116 Until they make the British soldiers the bad guys.Movie is great up to that point and they ruin it.

This.

I watched Super 8 a few days ago and them having the Air Force as the "bad guys" ticked me off.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 06:18 PM (c0A3e)

116 127 Never wanted to see the sequel,in that one the American soldiers get bashed.Fucking asshole ruined the movie and the franchise for me.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2011 06:18 PM (HwAS5)

117 NC Ref, aren't you busy with the baccanalia?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 18, 2011 06:19 PM (RZ8pf)

118 130 127 Never wanted to see the sequel,in that one the American soldiers get bashed.Fucking asshole ruined the movie and the franchise for me.

This ^ infinity.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 06:19 PM (c0A3e)

119 Detroit (Rock City) is probably the only city in the Western world where a tactical nuclear strike would actually raise property values

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 18, 2011 06:19 PM (JMmQ9)

120 129 Really sucked because I really loved it until they got to that point.Was looking like classic material and than BANG! out of leftfield.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2011 06:19 PM (HwAS5)

121 Battle : Portland Aliens invade and are greeted as liberators. The natives persuade the aliens to adopt a sustainable alien lifestyle and make patchouli the official fragrance. Eventually aliens commit suicide when the rain just never fucking stops. Hippies hardest hit.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 06:19 PM (QAJGa)

122 133 -

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 06:20 PM (HjxoE)

123 The Dawn of the Dead remake is better and it doesn't shit all over the military.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2011 06:20 PM (HwAS5)

124 Dis is nutsen

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at June 18, 2011 06:21 PM (9/lhd)

125 135 - chemjeff = en fuego

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 06:21 PM (HjxoE)

126

You know what's a bit entertaining?

Go to realtor.com, and see all the houses you can get in Detroit for 500 bucks.

I found one for 50 once. Unfortunately it was severely fire damaged, so I elected not to relocate.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 18, 2011 06:21 PM (kXVgG)

127 Steevy -

Cut, jab, newsletter?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 06:22 PM (c0A3e)

128 137 - I love that movie. I love zombie movie in general. Brains!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 06:23 PM (HjxoE)

129 121 Battle : Detroit The aliens come to conquer the city, but upon seeing it think that it has already been destroyed and leave.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2011 06:25 PM (NuCbo)

130 #143 Dawn of the Dead 78 is a classic though. I find it better than the remake, though I saw the remake 5 times in theaters. I wasn't around for the original. Barely alive for Day.

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2011 06:26 PM (Ip1Oh)

131 131 NC Ref, aren't you busy with the baccanalia?

Yeah. At this point, its just bragging. Regrouping for a few minutes before we catch U2. Then back for the rest of the baccanalian debauchery!

And it ain't just the 'ettes. Sifty (and Mrs. Sifty and Sifty Jr.) and Oldcat are fun and funny too. Just like on the internets.

Posted by: NC Ref at June 18, 2011 06:26 PM (zwb1g)

132 143 That's Return of the Living Dead,the only one with zombies that eat brains(exclusively).Sheesh,you gotta know your zombies girl!

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2011 06:26 PM (HwAS5)

133 Eurozone contagion fears, hah. The greeks have stopped burning people to death and are now throwing yogurt - now they are serious.

Posted by: Jean (Rudy, to stop Romney) at June 18, 2011 06:26 PM (7P7Ij)

134 143 137 - I love that movie. I love zombie movie in general. Brains!

The quality of zombie movies has decreased over the past few years. George Romeo can only ride that shambling corpse for so long - Diary of the Dead was a decent attempt to try to put something new into the zombie franchise, but the only lesson from that movie that I gleamed was that the "YouTube Generation are Assholes".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 06:26 PM (c0A3e)

135 145 The original is very good.Day of the Dead is where Romero shits on the military though.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2011 06:27 PM (HwAS5)

136 Battle: Cleveland

Smog Monster vs Gojira!

Posted by: Darth Rove at June 18, 2011 06:27 PM (GfYt/)

137 139 135 - chemjeff = en fuego

Get out and get you some! Just remember...no male prisoners!

Posted by: NC Ref at June 18, 2011 06:28 PM (zwb1g)

138 Dawn is the quintessential zombie flick. Night is right behind it, followed by Return of the-, Evil-, and Brain-Dead (DeadAlive to us Americans).

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2011 06:28 PM (Ip1Oh)

139 Rock Perry's hair gets its own thread.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 06:28 PM (GTbGH)

140 U2, NC Ref? Seriously? Guess I'm not so upset now you couldn't make it my way on your cross-country tour...

/I'm kidding, NC Ref! I've got some friends in NC, perhaps the Fates will arrange our meeting someday. Good to know you're having lots of fun in Cali.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 06:28 PM (c0A3e)

141 Battle : Salt Lake City When the aliens destroy the Mormon temple, an enraged population led by Mitt Romney and Hair attack the invaders by simultaneously dropping trou, as beams of holy wrath emanating from their underwear prove lethal to the aliens. Jon Huntsman shows up after the battle and laments the partisan hatred.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 06:28 PM (QAJGa)

142 *wakes up from power nap*

What? It is Enviroween already?

I'm going as a sunspot-free Sun this year. The rest of you can go as "about to die because of the "unexpected" ice-age" losers.

Posted by: K~Bob at June 18, 2011 06:29 PM (zx/b9)

143 This is sad, just one item and you call this an ONT?

I ain't afraid of no ghost!

Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 18, 2011 06:29 PM (f4gk9)

144 This wasn't supposed to be the ONT. Just an open thread.

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2011 06:31 PM (Ip1Oh)

145 Good, good. All is well then.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 18, 2011 06:31 PM (f4gk9)

146 150 - yep. That was not cool.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 06:32 PM (HjxoE)

147 The quality of zombie movies has decreased over the past few years. George Romeo can only ride that shambling corpse for so long - Diary of the Dead was a decent attempt to try to put something new into the zombie franchise, but the only lesson from that movie that I gleamed was that the "YouTube Generation are Assholes".

I read that as Dairy of the Dead and thought, Yeah, they really have hit rock bottom.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 06:32 PM (GTbGH)

148 152 - but female prisoners are okay?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 06:32 PM (HjxoE)

149 S'up GGE. Wish you were here. The cross-country drive was fun, educational and beautiful. We should get our cars together for a date night. I'm actually looking forward to the return trip...in a while.

_{*but happy you're not here actually. More 'ettes for me!*}

Posted by: NC Ref at June 18, 2011 06:33 PM (zwb1g)

150 162 Zombie cows would be cool!

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2011 06:33 PM (HwAS5)

151 Battle : Boulder Aliens invade. Everyone's too stoned to care.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 06:33 PM (QAJGa)

152 163 152 - but female prisoners are okay?

Of course!

Posted by: NC Ref at June 18, 2011 06:34 PM (zwb1g)

153 U2?

I hope you mean the plane.

Posted by: K~Bob at June 18, 2011 06:34 PM (zx/b9)

154 "I watched Super 8 a few days ago and them having the Air Force as the "bad guys" ticked me off. " Hollywoods choices for bad guys: evil military officer evil American government person evil corporate executive evil right wing Christian, preferably clergyman evil right wing militia evil foreigner who is white and European, often scandi or German Almost never the bad guy: muslim extremist, cause they never try to hurt anyone.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2011 06:34 PM (NuCbo)

155 167 - as long as I know the rules of engagement

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 06:34 PM (HjxoE)

156 I read that as Dairy of the Dead and thought, Yeah, they really have hit rock bottom.

To their credit, at least they didn't have the shaky-cam or "let's use the camera as a weapon" crap like you see in shlock-fests like Quarantine.

165 162 Zombie cows would be cool!

The zombie crows in the RE games were cool - unfortunately, you only saw them in the 3rd live-action RE film and only for one sequence.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 06:35 PM (c0A3e)

157 I lived in a haunted house in Virginia. When we were moving in, no power on, we had all of our stuff stored upstairs and I was getting some things when I heard someone holler "Hello? Hello?" up the stairs at me. I thought it was the neighbor lady and I hollered back down, no answer so I went downstairs, opened the door and went outside.

The neighbor lady was sitting in her own living room, and the door was locked when I opened it to go out so she couldn't have been in the house with me.

I didn't go back in that night.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 18, 2011 06:37 PM (f4gk9)

158 Nerdygirl don't forget the environmental extremists

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 06:37 PM (QAJGa)

159 In honor of my hometown... Battle: New Orleans Aliens land, they get lost trying to find downtown, they drink everything in sight, and awaken dying in the streets of the French Quarter, hungover and decaying from the bugs in the urine floating down the streets.... ...while everyone in Metairie just points and laughs...

Posted by: tmi3rd at June 18, 2011 06:38 PM (WRtsc)

160 168 U2?

I hope you mean the plane.

lol.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 06:38 PM (c0A3e)

161 "Go to realtor.com, and see all the houses you can get in Detroit for 500 bucks." They started a program to practically give houses to police in order to get them to live in Detroit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2011 06:39 PM (NuCbo)

162 So do zombie cows become zombie steak?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 06:39 PM (QAJGa)

163 Okay, I've got a question for everyone who says they've seen a ghost. I'm not trying to be snarky or rude here, I honestly want to know.

We'll take as given that you saw a ghost, and weren't hallucinating or the victim of a hoax. My question is, why aren't you fucking insane?

You've got proof, at least to yourself, that ghosts exist. You should be spending all your time either trying to make contact with dead loved ones, or trying to find a way to ghost-proof your house so that ectoplasmic horrors from beyond can't come and get you! You should be devoutly, fanatically religious because you have proof that souls exist apart from the body.

You should be spending your life in either a state of religious ecstasy because you have proof, or in Lovecraftian terror.

But people who saw a ghost (or a being from another world) seem to just treat it as an interesting anecdote, like the time they saw that guy who was the drummer for that band shopping at Old Navy. I just don't get it.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 18, 2011 06:40 PM (bgWyF)

164 hahahaha! Watchin' you Fap! Priceless!

Posted by: milo at June 18, 2011 06:41 PM (DfCT7)

165 _{*but happy you're not here actually. More 'ettes for me!*}

Posted by: NC Ref at June 18, 2011 10:33 PM (zwb1g)

No need to be smug about it. ^_asshole

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 18, 2011 06:42 PM (f4gk9)

166 135 Battle : Portland Aliens invade and are greeted as liberators. The natives persuade the aliens to adopt a sustainable alien lifestyle and make patchouli the official fragrance. Eventually aliens commit suicide when the rain just never fucking stops. Hippies hardest hit. Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 10:19 PM (QAJGa) Chemjeff's best. (Yes, it rained today.)

Posted by: not the droid you seek at June 18, 2011 06:42 PM (xc/va)

167 Battle: New Orleans
It's been done already. Alien invaders come through the swamps and ANDREW MUTHAFUCKING JACKSON kicks their asses for them with the help of buckskin badasses from Kentucky, Creole dandies, and a bunch of fucking PIRATES. And when the aliens are beaten and go home ANDREW MUTHAFUCKING JACKSON tracks down the survivors one by one and murders them.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 18, 2011 06:43 PM (bgWyF)

168 Battle : Little Rock Aliens fight a pitched block by block battle until they come across the Clinton Library, where they get totally disgusted and leave, so that they can nuke the site from orbit just to be safe

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 06:43 PM (QAJGa)

169 Speaking of The U-2, I did get to check out one of the SR-71 Blackbirds right after it's last flight. It was parked at the Huntsville Space center for a few weeks.
Even now those things are scary-cool.

Sad to see those badboys put out of action.

Posted by: K~Bob at June 18, 2011 06:44 PM (zx/b9)

170 165 162 Zombie cows would be cool!

The zombie crows in the RE games were cool - unfortunately, you only saw them in the 3rd live-action RE film and only for one sequence.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 10:35 PM (c0A3e)

How about zombie sheep?

You should be spending your life in either a state of religious ecstasy because you have proof, or in Lovecraftian terror.

But people who saw a ghost (or a being from another world) seem to just treat it as an interesting anecdote, like the time they saw that guy who was the drummer for that band shopping at Old Navy. I just don't get it.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 18, 2011 10:40 PM (bgWyF)

This particular one never hurt anyone while she was alive, so I'm sure she wouldn't hurt anyone dead. She just freaked me out is all, and besides I never saw her - just heard her.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 18, 2011 06:46 PM (f4gk9)

171 But people who saw a ghost (or a being from another world) seem to just treat it as an interesting anecdote, like the time they saw that guy who was the drummer for that band shopping at Old Navy. I just don't get it.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 18, 2011 10:40 PM (bgWyF)

I think cause in this day and age most people figger scientists got it all figgered out. With SCIENCE!

And cause the "ghost hunters" all look like abunch of crackpot lunatics who no one in their right mind wants to be associated with.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2011 06:46 PM (4q6A5)

172 Battle : St. Louis Aliens invade not because they want to conquer the place, but to try to figure out "What the fuck is this giant handle doing here??"

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 06:47 PM (QAJGa)

173 You guys are on to something, here. We should make it look like the HQ is action central for Ghosts, UFO's, Bigfoot, Mind Control Projects, and U2.

That way we'd get a bunch of new folks here.

Then, without warning, we just go back to normal. If we can remember how.

Posted by: K~Bob at June 18, 2011 06:50 PM (zx/b9)

174 Would this be such a bad thing?

'Camille smells like beef jerky': Kelsey Grammer denies sending strange email about his ex wife

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 06:51 PM (c0A3e)

175 Battle: Falkirk

Sir Willaim Wallace vs the Barbarian Horde.

Posted by: Darth Rove at June 18, 2011 06:52 PM (GfYt/)

176 Trimegistus,

Same reason dogs don't freak out and spend the rest of their lives hiding under the couch when they see people swallowed up and spat out by cars every day. You know you've seen *something* you don't fully understand... then you say, "meh," and go have lunch.

Seen a few strange things, myself. Once with other sane, sober people who saw it at exactly the same time I did. Verifiable. But whaddya gonna do?

I went out and got a hamburger.

Posted by: BC at June 18, 2011 06:53 PM (8/oXo)

177 So I went out to DirecTV.com today and saw this INSANE deal for new sign ups... but I've been a subscriber since '96, so I wasn't eligible. I called them and said, basically: "So ya'll reward non-tested, non-vetted new subscribers with free NFL sunday ticket? WTF? I'm worship at the sunday ticket alter and you treat me like this?"

I got a free DVR upgrade to my receiver and a $40 monthly discount for 6 months. Do you know how much mac & cheese that'll buy? Still got hosed on the sunday ticket, but hey, you take what you can get.

Moral of the story: call the customer service rep and tell her she sounds sexy.

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 06:55 PM (x3YFz)

178 So, confronted with proof of one of the fundamental mysteries of existence, your reaction is, "Meh"?

I don't think my brain works that way.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 18, 2011 06:55 PM (bgWyF)

179 Same reason dogs don't freak out and spend the rest of their lives hiding under the couch when they see people swallowed up and spat out by cars every day.

Posted by: BC at June 18, 2011 10:53 PM (8/oXo)

Every dog I ever had always wanted to stick their head out the window of the car monster and go on a high speed snifing tour.

Posted by: Robert (tongue planted firmly in cheek so don't fecking start) at June 18, 2011 06:55 PM (4q6A5)

180

Trimegistus-

Seeing a ghost is kinda like killing somebody, everybody makes it out to be this big effin' deal, but then you do it and realize it ain't no big thing.

...why you lookin' at me like that?

Posted by: gebrauchshund at June 18, 2011 06:56 PM (iYwUw)

181 I don't think my brain works that way. Posted by: Trimegistus at June 18, 2011 10:55 PM (bgWyF) Its more of a, wow, theres something beyond all of us realization, but if you already believed in a soul, its not that altering. It is only annoying if it watches you fap.

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2011 06:56 PM (Ip1Oh)

182 Posted by: gebrauchshund at June 18, 2011 10:56 PM newsletter?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 18, 2011 06:58 PM (JMmQ9)

183

You call this an OOT?

For shame, sir. For shame.

Posted by: Ben at June 18, 2011 07:00 PM (DKV43)

184 and oh, the wife hit Walgreens today with coupons in-hand and walked out with $28.76 in merch and only paid $2.38. Couponing is where it's at, kids. Tomorrow is Sunday. Two inserts.

Or you could keep paying $200 grocery bills. Your call.

Last month (our second month of "extreme" couponing), we bout $1200 of groceries...and all the expensive crap: razors, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, deodorant, bowl cleaner, peanut butter, band-aids, neosporin, shampoo... all that crap you put off buying because it hurts the wallet. We now have a 2 year supply of all that crap for... (wait for it)... $375.

buy 6 sunday papers, do your research, and pay 25%. get on it, monors.

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 07:02 PM (x3YFz)

185 I'm reminded of the "Sanity" mechanic in the old Call of Cthulhu roleplaying game. You had to make an intelligence roll when your character saw something weird, and if you succeeded, the character realized the shocking importance and lost sanity. But if the character was too cement-headed, his sanity remained undamaged.

Not that I'm making comparisons or anything. Actually I am.

'Night, all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 18, 2011 07:03 PM (bgWyF)

186

where is the ONT?

I am drinking dammit.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 18, 2011 07:03 PM (RZ8pf)

187 200 - this! For realz

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:04 PM (HjxoE)

188

Did anybody else notice that the Slim Whitman plot device in "Mars Attacks" was a direct ripoff from "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"? The only difference was that the song was Puberty Love.

Oh, and the zombie dobermans in RE were awesome!

Posted by: gebrauchshund at June 18, 2011 07:04 PM (iYwUw)

189

Liking the Battle: [location] theme.

Greetings, all, from the Great Peoples Democratic Republic of Maryland where I'm visiting my sister for her birthday.

My offering -

Battle: San Jancinto

Aliens invade east Houston , are seduced into a siesta with young, hot, enticing senoritas (margaritas may be involved), then are overrun by a human wave assualt led by thousands of rebel yelling Billy Bobs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2011 07:05 PM (L3Wmw)

190 Hillary reportedly channeled the ghost of Eleanor and then followed that up with a channeling of Mahatma. May as well Ouija tonight! http://tinyurl.com/65lvb

Posted by: Errol at June 18, 2011 07:05 PM (uAzAD)

191

Battle: Seattle

Oh wait, we had a real life one of those. Cause I'm fairly certain the WTO rioters were aliens.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 18, 2011 07:06 PM (RZ8pf)

192 Maybe the ONT turned into a ghost?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 07:07 PM (c0A3e)

193

tangonline.

How is that possible?

Posted by: Ben at June 18, 2011 07:07 PM (DKV43)

194 203 200 - this! For realz

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 11:04 PM (HjxoE)

Oh yeah. the first few months you have to kinda suck it up until you build up your stock. The coupons go in annual cycles... like: once the holidays hit, you get all the canned goods.

Right now, it's all about deodorant, makeup, razors, shaving cream, shampoo, laundry detergent etc. etc. You have to plan around that. Do it for 2 years and your extra bedroom/pantry/garage will look like a 7-11.

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 07:07 PM (x3YFz)

195 Hell, we got 20 jars of bbq sauce for free last week. Was a sale at Safeway and we had a coupon got them for $0.01 each.

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 07:09 PM (x3YFz)

196 Battle: D.C.

Aliens invade Washington. Discover that American politicians are already waging an effective, all-out war on the country. Give up and go home.

Posted by: BC at June 18, 2011 07:09 PM (8/oXo)

197 The Southern states are already battling an alien invasion.

Real life is much more scarier than fiction at times.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 07:10 PM (c0A3e)

198 210 - nice game plan. My husband used to laugh at me and my coupon clipping. Not any more

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:10 PM (HjxoE)

199 213 -

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:10 PM (HjxoE)

200 211 - sweet!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:11 PM (HjxoE)

201 Three posts in a row! Yahtzee

Hello? Bueller. Bueller. Is this thing on?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:12 PM (HjxoE)

202

Here in Colorado we had an invasion of aliens from Clownifornia.

We lost. (But like the South, we will rise again!)

Posted by: gebrauchshund at June 18, 2011 07:12 PM (iYwUw)

203 209

tangonline.

How is that possible?

Posted by: Ben at June 18, 2011 11:07 PM (DKV43)

Coupons + sales. If it's on sale AND you have a coupon... $$. Also, Walgreens gives "register cash" for certain purchases. Example: a pack of disposable razors is on sale for $6.00. You have a $3.00 off coupon, AND they give a $5.00 register cash credit which you can spend on anything in the store (usually has a 2-week expiration). We only buy the stuff that meets all those criteria, and you'd be surprised at how much stuff that is.

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 07:12 PM (x3YFz)

204 48 - that is really interesting. I hope it's true. It would restore my faith in mankind.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 18, 2011 07:13 PM (0fzsA)

205 202

where is the ONT?

I am drinking dammit.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 18, 2011 11:03 PM (RZ8pf)

The ONT has been converted to a invite-only feature for preferred contributors.

Sorry.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 18, 2011 07:13 PM (YWT0C)

206 Four, that's it. I killed the thread. Sorry

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:13 PM (HjxoE)

207 Oh, I'm here, it's just I got nuthin'.

Except that Return of the King is on TNT.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 07:13 PM (c0A3e)

208

Hell, we got 20 jars of bbq sauce for free last week. Was a sale at Safeway and we had a coupon got them for $0.01 each.

Wait, how?

I mean, i read the sunday paper, and the coupons are essentially, but 2 items get 25 cents off, but the items cost 2-3 bucks each.

So you're paying 6 bucks to save a quarter.

Where is the coupon that gets things to cost one cent?

Posted by: Ben at June 18, 2011 07:14 PM (DKV43)

209 223 - I can always count on you ghost of sparta

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:14 PM (HjxoE)

210 Aside from pet food (we don't scrimp on pet food) and milk, if it ain't on sale and we don't have a coupon for it, we don't buy it.

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 07:15 PM (x3YFz)

211 well I don't know how you couponers do it - I go through the coupons but honestly there is very little there of stuff that I actually use

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 07:15 PM (28mus)

212 ah i see, hmm, i'll have to look into that as I like money.

Posted by: Ben at June 18, 2011 07:17 PM (DKV43)

213 224

Hell, we got 20 jars of bbq sauce for free last week. Was a sale at Safeway and we had a coupon got them for $0.01 each.

Wait, how?

I mean, i read the sunday paper, and the coupons are essentially, but 2 items get 25 cents off, but the items cost 2-3 bucks each.

So you're paying 6 bucks to save a quarter.

Where is the coupon that gets things to cost one cent?

Posted by: Ben at June 18, 2011 11:14 PM (DKV43)

nono.

The bbq sauce was $1.99. With safeway card it was buy 1 get 1 free. We had $0.50 coupons (which safeway doubles). That's $1.00/jar BEFORE the coupon, which they apply to every item individually, so the ended up charging us $0.01 each.

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 07:19 PM (x3YFz)

214

I feel somewhat adrift without an ONT, I think I may need to seek help.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 18, 2011 07:21 PM (RZ8pf)

215 227 - that's true a lot of the time. But even using a few can make a difference. Hey, every little bit helps, huh.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:21 PM (HjxoE)

216 230 - Hi, I'm PGiS, I'm an ONTaholic. Hi, PGiS.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:22 PM (HjxoE)

217 228 ah i see, hmm, i'll have to look into that as I like money.

I like money too; can we hang out?

Posted by: Frito at June 18, 2011 07:22 PM (c0A3e)

218 Okay, so just showing up. Is this or is this not the ONT?

Posted by: Papa Editor at June 18, 2011 07:23 PM (FZZ94)

219

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 11:15 PM (28mus)

That's my problem as well. My mom's really good at it though. She loves Walgreens too.

Posted by: Polliwog at June 18, 2011 07:23 PM (qW/+N)

220 In fact, the wife JUST walked in the door from Safeway with $20 of steak seasoning that was b1g1 free and with coupon she ended up paying $4.

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 07:23 PM (x3YFz)

221 Anybody else of a certain vintage and background, throwing fists in the air to 'Badlands' tonight? Listening to Bruce at Winterland and thinking of some of the best times of my life.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 18, 2011 07:24 PM (svwGR)

222 236 - nice haul, Mrs. Tangonine

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:24 PM (HjxoE)

223 I go for the $5 off every 10 items @ Kroger promotion. That are on sale already. Add coupons on top. Had to learn to respect the expiration dates on stock up items though.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2011 07:25 PM (L3Wmw)

224 234 - no, think of this as ONT, lite.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:25 PM (HjxoE)

225

Hi, I'm PGiS, I'm an ONTaholic. Hi, PGiS.

It's true. I am.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 18, 2011 07:26 PM (RZ8pf)

226 234 - I almost said think of this as foreplay, but I didn't want to get banned or offend the ghost of sparta. So I cleaned it up. And then posted this disclaimer

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:27 PM (HjxoE)

227 241 - You're amongst family my dear.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:28 PM (HjxoE)

228 Look, it's Gandalf the Ghey!

/NTTIAWWT. Ian McKellen is a great actor, and did a wonderful job portraying Gandalf.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 07:28 PM (c0A3e)

229 244 - Did you know he rips Leviticus 18:22 out of the bible at every hotel room he stays at?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:29 PM (HjxoE)

230 It seems dead around here tonight. Deader than a possum flattened on the highway of life.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 18, 2011 07:30 PM (RZ8pf)

231 246 - That dead, huh. That's pretty freakin' dead.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:31 PM (HjxoE)

232

It seems like it would be easier to simply rob the local store than this extreme couponing.

Posted by: Ben at June 18, 2011 07:31 PM (DKV43)

233 I don't have enough live bodies in my house so most of the extreme couponing is kind of lost on me.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 18, 2011 07:33 PM (RZ8pf)

234 245 244 - Did you know he rips Leviticus 18:22 out of the bible at every hotel room he stays at?

Yes, I did read that somewhere. How petulant. Furthermore, would he rip out similar pages of the Koran that banned homosexuality?

*sighs*. Actors and actresses - I love most of them until they start opening their mouths in real life.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 07:33 PM (c0A3e)

235 Hmm, so this is not the ONT, but we are expecting one, i guess.

Posted by: Papa Editor at June 18, 2011 07:33 PM (FZZ94)

236 I think it's a bit late to get a formal ONT. We must make do with what we are given!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 07:35 PM (c0A3e)

237 250 - true. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool...

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:35 PM (HjxoE)

238 This are not the ONT comment taters you are seeking. Go on about your business. Move along.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2011 07:36 PM (L3Wmw)

239 252 - make ambrosia out of gruel.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:36 PM (HjxoE)

240 238 236 - nice haul, Mrs. Tangonine

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 11:24 PM (HjxoE)

she's very Type-A. And when it comes to money, cube that.

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 07:36 PM (x3YFz)

241 256 - my kinda, gal. Feet on the ground and eye on the checkbook.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:37 PM (HjxoE)

242 248

It seems like it would be easier to simply rob the local store than this extreme couponing.

Posted by: Ben at June 18, 2011 11:31 PM (DKV43)

We actually feel like we're robbing the store. However, there isn't that whole go to jail part lurking in the weeds, with all the ass-rape-in-the-shower parts. I'll take the couponing.

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 07:38 PM (x3YFz)

243

I suspect the Saturday ONT host has one of the usual excuses. Computer trouble or somethin.

Or he's passed out pantsless in a pool of his vomit. Somethin like that.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 18, 2011 07:38 PM (RZ8pf)

244 248 - extreme couponing, that's funny. My hubby will laugh.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:38 PM (HjxoE)

245 Furthermore, would he rip out similar pages of the Koran that banned homosexuality?

Of course not. That would be racist[sic].

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 18, 2011 07:38 PM (0vDuM)

246 259 - whose turn is it to post bail

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:39 PM (HjxoE)

247 261 - and not at all in keeping with the teachings of the religion of (blown-up body) piece(s)

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:41 PM (HjxoE)

248 Hey anybody see where mis-layed my two bottles of merlot and that 4 dozen or so bottle rockets from last 4th? I have a fever......

Posted by: Richard at June 18, 2011 07:43 PM (Jo4Y0)

249

But there's ghosts on this thread, we can't take off our pants and fap (or the girl equivalent)

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 18, 2011 07:44 PM (RZ8pf)

250 And to sort of make it clear: The wife and I, every Sunday morning, go buy 6 papers, go to breakfast. Then we come home, sit around chit chat, clip our coupons, drink coffee, and just spend time with each other.

My wife works 18 hours a day AND she's working on her PhD, so I get like zero time with her, so those Sunday mornings mean a lot to me. Every other week, we go shopping and cash in on our efforts.

It's a plus for a variety of reasons: it's something she gets into, it's something she enjoys spending time with me doing, and it reduces our outgoing $$ by about 55%/month from what we used to do.

Win/Win/Win

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 07:44 PM (x3YFz)

251 264 - Has it become official? Well then...evening all!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:44 PM (HjxoE)

252 264 I think this is the ONT.

The sea calls us home.

Well, if the Japanese can make excrement nutritious, than this bare-bones post can certainly become an ONT.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 07:45 PM (c0A3e)

253 268 - sweet, I love it. Dedicated gal you got there. Impressive. And your devotion is touching.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:46 PM (HjxoE)

254

But there's ghosts on this thread, we can't take off our pants and fap (or the girl equivalent)

Really? If ghosts can halt decadence, than why have I hated them for so long?

/I'm kidding! If ghosts really do exist, I'm sure they have better things to do than watch the living pleasure themselves.

Please, carry on.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 07:46 PM (c0A3e)

255 270 - Poop Chute Sammich, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:47 PM (HjxoE)

256 If ghosts really do exist, I'm sure they have better things to do than watch the living pleasure themselves.

Depends on who is doing the pleasuring, I suppose.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 18, 2011 07:48 PM (0vDuM)

257 does anyone have a mp3 link to our host appearing on stranahan's podcast? I'd rather download it than listen via blogtalkradio

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 18, 2011 07:48 PM (JMmQ9)

258 271 268 - sweet, I love it. Dedicated gal you got there. Impressive. And your devotion is touching.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 11:46 PM (HjxoE)

I appreciate that, but it's not all that hard to be devoted to the love of your life. It's actually kind of compulsory, without the unwillingness aspect.

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 07:51 PM (x3YFz)

259 276 - That's very true

I like your style.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:51 PM (HjxoE)

260

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 18, 2011 11:48 PM (JMmQ9)

Thank you so much for giving me the opening I needed to repeat my post from another thread.

To whit: Ace is very welcome to read me the phonebook any time he likes.

Posted by: Polliwog at June 18, 2011 07:52 PM (qW/+N)

261 If they guys I served with knew I was posting about extreme couponing....good freaking night...

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 07:53 PM (x3YFz)

262 278 - why, is ace the HQ's version of Alan Rickman?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:53 PM (HjxoE)

263 279 - Night, happy clipping in the AM!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 07:54 PM (HjxoE)

264 good night tangonine

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 07:55 PM (28mus)

265 oh BTW I hate long compile projects

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 07:55 PM (28mus)

266 281 279 - Night, happy clipping in the AM!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 11:54 PM (HjxoE)

lol thanks twice

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 07:55 PM (x3YFz)

267 282 good night tangonine

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 11:55 PM (28mus)

i'm not goin' to bed. I'm just getting started!

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 07:56 PM (x3YFz)

268 I got my DVR upgrade from DirecTV today for the sole purpose of being able to watch Ghost Adventurers without commercial interruption.

Yes, I'm slow on the DVR thing, but I love that show (in spite of Zak's horrible hair). Wife won't let me watch it after 9 PM cuz she gets skared.

Fk. I get skared. It's why I watch it.

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 07:59 PM (x3YFz)

269 286 - Oh, I love a good scare.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:01 PM (HjxoE)

270 _{^{275
does anyone have a mp3 link to our host appearing on stranahan's podcast? I'd rather download it than listen via blogtalkradio}}

_{^{Posted by: AltonJackson at June 18, 2011 11:48 PM (JMmQ9)}}

Try ITunes and search for Lee Stranahan.

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 18, 2011 08:04 PM (eKuOw)

271 you're slow on DVR? I don't even have a TV

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 08:05 PM (28mus)

272 289 - Ah, the final piece of the puzzle

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:06 PM (HjxoE)

273 287 286 - Oh, I love a good scare.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 19, 2011 12:01 AM (HjxoE)

If you don't watch Ghost Adventures on the Travel Channel, I highly recommend it. Least likely show to be full of crap and they torture Aaron (you'll see...). Great show.

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 08:07 PM (x3YFz)

274 thanks, but what is this "iTunes" of which you speak?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 18, 2011 08:08 PM (JMmQ9)

275 291 - Done and done. I'll set up the DVR right now. Thanks!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:08 PM (HjxoE)

276 289 you're slow on DVR? I don't even have a TV

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 12:05 AM (28mus)

Jeff, if I could find enough good books... I've recently downloaded C# 2010 and got Rosetta Stone (Russian) so hopefully that keeps me away from the brain-sucking television. But, since I now have the DVR, I can record all my favorite shows (House, CSI, The Glades) and watch them once the miles of code turn by brain to mush.

Oh, and I did find a good Peter F. Hamilton novel I bought a year ago and hadn't read yet, so... I'm good for a bit.

Posted by: tangonine at June 18, 2011 08:10 PM (x3YFz)

277 Hubby just turned on celebrity ghost stories. Regis in talking. Hubby likes to watch ghost shows, stuff about bigfoot and UFO shows, drives me nuts. Which is why I am on the comp. Oh, he just fast forwarded, this is recorded, apparently by daughter number 1.

Posted by: California Witch at June 18, 2011 08:11 PM (Pbji2)

278

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 11:53 PM (HjxoE)

Nearly, don't know why I was surprised at how deep his voice was. Somewhat ironically, while I'd love to hear him speak in general I couldn't listen very long because they were talking about the "Betty and Veronica" thing and I've run out of any ability to deal with the subject.

Posted by: Polliwog at June 18, 2011 08:11 PM (qW/+N)

279 296 - I'm a sucker for a deep voice. My hubby has a great voice. Throaty and deep. When I fly with him and he does the PA's, I love when women around me go "Oh, what a sexy voice!". They don't know who I am, of course. I have to smile to myself.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:17 PM (HjxoE)

280 yeah I have a lot of books to read
unfortunately most of them have the words "quantum" and/or "theory" in the title

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 08:17 PM (28mus)

281 well twiceblessedmom that is great
as a gag you should put a little bit of helium in his cheerios to see what his voice sounds like

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 08:20 PM (28mus)

282 298 -Louis Skolnick, is that you?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:21 PM (HjxoE)

283 300 298 -Louis Skolnick, is that you?

yeah pretty much. except without the pocket protectors.

but then again, so is Kratos.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 08:22 PM (28mus)

284 299 - that is so funny. We make him suck the helium out of the party balloons after our birthdays and sing We represent the lollipop guild...Yes, we are insane

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:23 PM (HjxoE)

285 What actually inspired my crack about ghosts and fapping- the place I rent out with my fiancee, the original owner died here last year. Since I run video feedback experiments as part of a skeptics group that works with local ghost hunting groups, I have recording equipment including digital recorders. Erinn sensed someone here, we both started hearing knocks and footsteps, so we finally ran an EVP session here. We had our dimmer lights flip down and up coinciding with our questions, bu the only EVP we could make out clearly on playback. We asked "where do you like to spend most of your time now?" And the reply was, in a sassy old lady voicen "where you do it, bay-bay". So ghosts watch you do the nastyn and a meme is born.

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2011 08:24 PM (5UcDQ)

286 301 - I love you guys

My daughter takes after me. She has a shirt that says, I only date nerds. And you know I mean that in the best way

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:24 PM (HjxoE)

287 303 - sweet! Do they also lower the thermostat in the wee hours of the morning to meat locker temps? Because there seems to be a lot of that in my house.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:26 PM (HjxoE)

288

Ghosts. Trapped souls? Or the ultimate peepers?

Demons in disguise.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 18, 2011 08:27 PM (/AKU5)

289 Aliens on TNT.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 08:29 PM (c0A3e)

290 Okay, so now it's official.

Posted by: Papa Editor at June 18, 2011 08:29 PM (FZZ94)

291 Bigfoot and I saw a ghost at the local 7-11, but Wendigo didn't believe us so we got in the UFO and flew away.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 18, 2011 08:32 PM (I49Jm)

292 Empire Strikes Back on Spike. Gotta love TV programming on Father's Day Weekend

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2011 08:33 PM (L3Wmw)

293 We're on the express elevator to Hell, going down!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 08:33 PM (c0A3e)

294 307 - I love that movie! How many combat drops?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:34 PM (HjxoE)

295 Vasquez. A tribute to large-busted women everywere.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 18, 2011 08:34 PM (/AKU5)

296 We had a couple of real trolls on the Perry thread. That was fun. I miss the trolls.

Posted by: robtr at June 18, 2011 08:35 PM (MtwBb)

297 311- OMG, I love that movie too! Why do men get all the great movies on Father's Day weekend and I get weak sauce like Eat. Pray. Love.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:35 PM (HjxoE)

298 313 - you ever been mistaken for a man. no, have you?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:36 PM (HjxoE)

299 Guess it's official on the East Coast - Happy Father's Day to all you morons with children!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 08:36 PM (c0A3e)

300 314 - Aww, were the beatings fast and furious?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:37 PM (HjxoE)

301 I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 08:37 PM (c0A3e)

302 317 - I second that. Happy Father's Day! Making the world a better place one spawn, I mean progeny, at a time.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:38 PM (HjxoE)

303 314 - Aww, were the beatings fast and furious?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 19, 2011 12:37 AM (HjxoE)

Not from me, just snark mostley. Some were getting steamed though.

Posted by: robtr at June 18, 2011 08:39 PM (MtwBb)

304 We're in the pipe, 5 by 5.

/That was a unit "saying" for the Dropship in Starcraft.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 08:39 PM (c0A3e)

305 Stay frosty people...

Posted by: derit at June 18, 2011 08:40 PM (FQlFL)

306

Gotta love TV programming on Father's Day Weekend

Better than Mother's Day. Gimme some Bruce Willis.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 18, 2011 08:40 PM (/AKU5)

307 Lookit my pipe! 5 X 5!

Posted by: Space Marine Weiner at June 18, 2011 08:40 PM (L3Wmw)

308 319 - Yay! I love quoting that movie. They mostly come out at night. Mostly. And the best last name ever, Spunkmeyer!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:40 PM (HjxoE)

309 321 - Good, let them have it!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:41 PM (HjxoE)

310 294...and got Rosetta Stone (Russian)...
______

Here is some Russian cuteness overdose for when your vocabulary gets better. I can occasionally get about half the dialog in an episode.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 18, 2011 08:41 PM (6fER6)

311 325 - WTF? LMAO!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:42 PM (HjxoE)

312 I'm so good, I'm thinking of filming one of my turds and putting that on the big screen.

Posted by: George Lucas at June 18, 2011 08:42 PM (c/khY)

313 322 - I did not know that. Sweet . Thanks. My kids love when I tell them stuff like that.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:43 PM (HjxoE)

314

and I get weak sauce like Eat. Pray. Love.

Why does everyone assume all women love Julia Roberts?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 18, 2011 08:43 PM (/AKU5)

315 330 - Didn't you already do that?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:44 PM (HjxoE)

316

Why does everyone assume all women love Julia Roberts?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 19, 2011 12:43 AM (/AKU5)

What? I thought we were all assuming K9s & stallions love Julia Roberts.

Posted by: Papa Editor at June 18, 2011 08:44 PM (FZZ94)

317 It's really sad how Cameron has devolved as a filmmaker. He made some real great classics like Terminator, Aliens, and even True Lies, and now he puts out crap like Avatar and Avatar 2 (in a few years).

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 08:45 PM (c0A3e)

318 I used to think she was hot at one time. I can't remember why.

Posted by: robtr at June 18, 2011 08:46 PM (MtwBb)

319 Nobody loves Julia Roberts like Julia Roberts.

Posted by: JEF at June 18, 2011 08:46 PM (NtTkA)

320 332 - because they are idiots. She has never impressed me, ever. Over-rated as hell. I may not agree with Meryl Streep's politics, but she can act. Julia Roberts, not so much. She's the BHO of Hollywood.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:46 PM (HjxoE)

321 Cameron found a way to fellate himself.

Posted by: Papa Editor at June 18, 2011 08:47 PM (FZZ94)

322 336 - at least you saw the error of your ways. And stopped being into Mrs. Ed look-a-likes. We all have our faults

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:48 PM (HjxoE)

323 Bigfoot and I saw a ghost at the local 7-11, but Wendigo didn't believe us so we got in the UFO and flew away.

7-11? Pfft. I'm not that gullible....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2011 08:48 PM (MqZWe)

324 Maybe it was the movie where she was a hooker. I like hookers.

Posted by: robtr at June 18, 2011 08:49 PM (MtwBb)

325 Nice pic of Audrey.

Now I can see why Burt Reynolds went for that slant-eye look after his plastic surgery.

Posted by: K~Bob at June 18, 2011 08:50 PM (zx/b9)

326 Is AoL fast enough to access craigslist?

Posted by: Papa Editor at June 18, 2011 08:50 PM (FZZ94)

327 339 - well, at least he found a way to get someone to show him how great he is without foisting his next crap-sandwich on us. Is he really making a movie about he Black Eyed Peas?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:51 PM (HjxoE)

328 343 Maybe it was the movie where she was a hooker. I like hookers.

But she was a hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold in a movie with Richard Gere of all people! That movie was terrible.

Your response to JR is understandable - she has red hair and a "rack". You experienced a very human, very male response.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 08:51 PM (c0A3e)

329 There you go again

Posted by: robtr at June 18, 2011 08:51 PM (MtwBb)

330 343 - Oh well, in that case...you're forgiven.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:52 PM (HjxoE)

331 Hey, it's a slow night. I have to take what I can.

Posted by: Papa Editor at June 18, 2011 08:53 PM (FZZ94)

332 I always knew that Audrey Hepburn had a pussy, but never actually saw it

Thanks for the photo, OOT / ONT.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, a Leading Indicator at June 18, 2011 08:54 PM (UqKQV)

333 350 - How's fatherhood treating you?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 08:56 PM (HjxoE)

334 335, When they are young and hungry and working hard to make it, they don't have time to save the world. Cameron was busy enjoying his art and putting a roof over his head. Once he reached the peak of Maslows Hierarchy of needs, he lost his quest to make good films and wanted to make a political statement. He did and libfucktardness doesn't sell in flyover country. Now he parks his ass in his Mansion and counts the days to his irrelevance. Unless he wants to put out another crappy movie, which he probably will.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 18, 2011 08:56 PM (NtTkA)

335

she has red hair and a "rack".

Not much of one. A cup at the most.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 18, 2011 08:56 PM (/AKU5)

336

But she was a hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold in a movie with Richard Gere of all people!

hah, that's right. man what a waste of a good hooker, gerbal man.

Posted by: robtr at June 18, 2011 08:56 PM (MtwBb)

337 I enjoyed watching George Castanza smack her around.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 18, 2011 08:58 PM (NtTkA)

338 Fatherhood is teh awesome. There's nothing to describe it. It also helps that I have the most perfect little girl of all time, so, you know, I have it easy... for a few more years.

Posted by: Papa Editor at June 18, 2011 08:59 PM (FZZ94)

339 Aliens is one of my favorites, not on for another 2hrs here. The Princess Bride is another, watched again last night for the gazillionth time. Prince Humperdinck was starting to remind me of our dear leader.

Posted by: California Witch at June 18, 2011 08:59 PM (Pbji2)

340 355 - Really, I mean whether or not this rumor is true, at what point in your life have you become so sexually degenerate that putting a live rodent in a body cavity seems, what's the word I'm looking for, arousing? I've been around the block more than once babies and I can assure you, if someone suggested that, all they'd get is a rap in the beezer.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:00 PM (HjxoE)

341 358 - I love that movie! We named our son Wesley because of it. I couldn't abide the T in Westley, so we dropped it.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:02 PM (HjxoE)

342 356 - there was that...

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:03 PM (HjxoE)

343 359 weird stuff like that makes my mild tame appreciation of all things tit look more and more calm and everyday. Technically wouldn't that be considered beastiality

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2011 09:04 PM (6gk77)

344 Well I should get some rest so I can be totally useless tomorrow. Happy Fathers Day!

Posted by: robtr at June 18, 2011 09:05 PM (MtwBb)

345 362, Does it matter if your in the beast or the beast is in you?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 18, 2011 09:06 PM (NtTkA)

346

3 things that only exist on the big screen:

1. Hookers/Strippers with a heart of gold

2. Holo-decks

3. M41A phase-plasma pulse rifles. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2011 09:06 PM (L3Wmw)

347

I was heavily involved in the Perrymania on the other thread...

Didn't even know that the ONT was up

Posted by: TexasJew at June 18, 2011 09:06 PM (UZOuI)

348 363 Happy Fathers Day robtr.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 18, 2011 09:06 PM (NtTkA)

349 360 every time it comes on we all sit down and watch it

Posted by: California Witch at June 18, 2011 09:07 PM (Pbji2)

350 357 - That's good to hear. Enjoy it

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:07 PM (HjxoE)

351 368 - It's a great "watch together" movie, huh"?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:08 PM (HjxoE)

352 Happy Father's Day moron horde!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:09 PM (HjxoE)

353 Actually texasjew this morphed into the ONT, so easy to not see it.

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2011 09:09 PM (6gk77)

354 I added a couple of pictures up top. First one to answer correctly wins.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2011 09:09 PM (c/khY)

355 372 - when is your wedding? You're taking the plunge soon, right?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:10 PM (HjxoE)

356 1 yoda 2 the other

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:11 PM (HjxoE)

357 Did anyone notice a familiar voice on the web radio broadcast?

Search your feelings--you know it to be true.

Posted by: derit at June 18, 2011 09:14 PM (FQlFL)

358 #374 we are aiming for may 2012. Trying to start coordinating things for everybody. My entire family still lives out in maryland and aren't exactly rich so its logistically tough to get everybody in the same spot. We aren't getting any younger and erinn is talking more about kids, so we really need to just get it over with.

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2011 09:16 PM (6gk77)

359 The Mrs and the girls are taking me on a boat ride to an Island off the intercoastal Tomorrow, we are having a BBQ. The most important thing I have learned about being a dad is this. The Greatest impact you can make on your children is how you treat your wife. If you are kind, respectful and loving to your wife, odds are your Daughter/s will be less likely to tolerate an abusive fuck. Your Son/s will realize quickly that those actresses on Porn videos have nothing to do with real Women. Your relationship with your spouse, or lack there of, will set them up for the rest of there lives. It's a lot of work but I think that's the most important thing a father can do. Happy Fathers Day rons, ronnettes, be good to the old man, do something slutty for him you havn't done since before you were married, That's the happiest fathers day.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 18, 2011 09:17 PM (NtTkA)

360 370 Yep, especially since we can all recite the dialog. Went to see The Green Lantern today, anyone else been yet? I am not a comic reader so I don't know if the movie is true to the original. I did enjoy it.

Posted by: California Witch at June 18, 2011 09:19 PM (Pbji2)

361 377 - Well, whenever the big day, congrats! Tell her from me, and I know good men, I've been with mine 21 years, she got herself a keeper. My best to you both

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:21 PM (HjxoE)

362 370 - That's funny. We're big movie line reciters here as well. Green lantern was good according to my son. What liberties were taken I do not know.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:23 PM (HjxoE)

363 CAC, did you just add a picture?

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2011 09:24 PM (c/khY)

364 CAC, if you'll click on edit entries on the left and then go back into the ONT, the pictures I added will show up in your edit box.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2011 09:26 PM (c/khY)

365 380 thanks, but I am getting the better deal here. I'm just so thankful to have her. She is the most supportive, curt, loving woman I've ever met. Biting humor great wits about her. Been together 6 years, I know we'll be togethere for the next 106.

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2011 09:27 PM (7TwHV)

366 6/19/11 and it's my birthday. Name that holiday. No, not Father's Day. Something else.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at June 18, 2011 09:28 PM (L7SvE)

367 384 - Better deal, what? Was I offering something? I'm confused. I was wishing you both the best. Did I overstep, as I am wont to do?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:32 PM (HjxoE)

368 Well, it's technically Fathers Day here. So, I thought I'd give tribute to the best "Father" I ever had--even though he wasn't my father.My dad, a devotee of the "free" sixties, left my mom and four children when I was 11 to among other things travel and start a commune in Central Indiana.

What happened after that was almost all bad. But there was a man who stepped into the scene to change my life completely, and I don't think he's done yet. My father's baby brother was a hell of a man. I am a big man, 6' 5", 230, but he tossed me around like I was a rag doll (we once broke my aunt's couch in half wrestling during half-time of an NFL game!). He was an incredible artist. Almost everything he turned his hands to became beautiful. He dabbled in stained glass, in carving, in leatherwork, even in playing the banjo.

He died when I was a young man. I wasn't by any means ready for him to go. There were still so many things he had to teach me--we both had daughters one and a half years apart.

So many times I have fallen down, and even after his death, he has picked me up.

So on Father's Day, I feel joy that I have four wonderful kids. I am grateful beyond words for my wife who values me as a father and as a husband.

But Father's Day will always be a bittersweet day for me, because my "father" isn't here to enjoy it with me. He would have LOVED my kids!

I will always feel bad that I wasn't with him when it happened. I am SURE I could have done something--but you know, that's how he was. He liked being by himself a lot, and he didn't like asking people to help. Now, he'd ask me to "help" but he was only doing it so that I could learn how to feed the horses, how to string electrical fence, how to build a silo.

But he never thought there wasn't something he couldn't do by himself. And, dammit, he was right, right up until he strapped a log chain around the end of a tree and flipped his tractor, crushing him beneath the steering wheel.

Tomorrow, though, I'm going to remember all of the things he taught me and try to help each of my kids with something they might remember their whole lives like he did with me so many times.

But I will NEVER forget the cowboy, the FATHER who taught me how to do so many things. How to be honorable, how to be a man, and most importantly, how to be a father.

Posted by: Cowboy at June 18, 2011 09:32 PM (dk36f)

369 385 - Happy Birthday!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:33 PM (HjxoE)

370 383 CAC, if you'll click on edit entries on the left and then go back into the ONT, the pictures I added will show up in your edit box.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 19, 2011 01:26 AM (c/khY)

Soon we will all know the secrets of cob-logging.

Then we shall be as gods!

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 09:33 PM (73tyQ)

371 Went to see The Green Lantern today, anyone else been yet? I am not a comic reader so I don't know if the movie is true to the original. I did enjoy it.

Posted by: California Witch at June 19, 2011 01:19 AM (Pbji2)

As long as you enjoyed it you need not bother wondering what was altered. I've read nothing but bad reviews so to find someone that liked it is good news to me.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2011 09:34 PM (4ixH5)

372 Here's a funny line of mine in real life. You can use this. This wasn't planned. It just happened. ME: "Well, you're kind of a feminist aren't you?" SHE (offended): "Feminist? How am I a feminist?" ME: "Well... you think you're equal."

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2011 09:34 PM (nj1bB)

373 Finally back in San Diego. I swear to God there are nothing but cement heads working in the Philadelphia airport. What a long friggin day.

Posted by: mpfs at June 18, 2011 09:35 PM (Cn0PX)

374 386 no just saying in a roundabout way that she's a real catch and I still can't see how I was lucky enough to lure her in.

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2011 09:36 PM (C3KwS)

375 391 - what the hell are you doing in a not really the ONT? I feel unworthy. You misogynistic misanthrope.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:36 PM (HjxoE)

376

Happy birthday, Mr. Dave!

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2011 01:34 AM (nj1bB)

See, that's how you win friends and influence people.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2011 09:39 PM (4ixH5)

377 Hi ace

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 09:39 PM (28mus)

378 just checking out what goes on here when I'm not around. http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=317751#c13443356

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2011 09:40 PM (nj1bB)

379 Happy Birthday Mr. Dave
Go kill an extra hobo in honor of the special occasion

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 09:40 PM (28mus)

380 393 - Oh, thank goodness. I always seem to scare people off with my directness. Anyway, once you've found "that one", you're gold. My hubby tells me that all the time. Funny thing is, I feel the same way

I don't deserve him, but neither does anybody else. So I may as well have him all to myself. Well, I hope you're both as happy as we've been. 21 years and counting...

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:40 PM (HjxoE)

381 CAC, You had her at the plaid shorts.

Posted by: mpfs at June 18, 2011 09:40 PM (Cn0PX)

382 Quick - everyone put their pants back on!!

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 18, 2011 09:41 PM (NGTv1)

383 394 391 - what the hell are you doing in a not really the ONT? I feel unworthy. You misogynistic misanthrope.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 19, 2011 01:36 AM (HjxoE)

It's either here or beating up Stranahan on Twitter.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 09:41 PM (73tyQ)

384 Ace, next time I'm in NYC I will happily buy you a drink. Or present you with a hobo pelt. Your choice.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 09:41 PM (28mus)

385 401 Quick - everyone put their pants back on!!

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at June 19, 2011 01:41 AM (NGTv1)

Back?

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 09:42 PM (73tyQ)

386 yeah I'm still not wearing pants, Ace or no Ace

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 09:43 PM (28mus)

387 397 - and now you know. Checking up on the children. You're a good ewok, you are

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:43 PM (HjxoE)

388 Breitbart reads the comments .. by telepathy

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2011 09:43 PM (so1xa)

389 Quick - everyone put their pants back on!!

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at June 19, 2011 01:41 AM (NGTv1)

Pfftt!!!!

It's too damn hot for pants.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2011 09:43 PM (4ixH5)

390 405 yeah I'm still not wearing pants, Ace or no Ace

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 01:43 AM (28mus)

I know. I've been following your twitter feed.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 09:43 PM (73tyQ)

391

Thanks twiceblessedmom and Ace! I love my life. I'm a long way from home, in South Africa rebuilding another evil drilling rig. Man, could I use a plate of enchiladas!

It's Juneteenth. There must not be any other Texicans here.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at June 18, 2011 09:44 PM (L7SvE)

392 402 - nice!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:44 PM (HjxoE)

393 It's either here or beating up Stranahan on Twitter.

I don't get Stranahan. It's like he wants to be reasonable sometimes, but then he veers all the way into lefty-loony-land so he won't lose all of his progressive E-tickets.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 09:44 PM (28mus)

394 Pants, what are these pants you speak of?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:44 PM (HjxoE)

395 If ghosts watch you fap, I think they're getting a long show from Zak Bagans

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2011 09:45 PM (so1xa)

396 I know. I've been following your twitter feed.

lol I haven't been on Twitter for like 1.5 weeks now

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 09:45 PM (28mus)

397 Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2011 01:43 AM (4ixH5)

pssst, Robert wears hot pant ... pass it on ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2011 09:45 PM (L9W0l)

398

Thanks chemjeff. I like your style. Keep posting.

This place is my second home.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at June 18, 2011 09:46 PM (L7SvE)

399 It's Juneteenth. There must not be any other Texicans here.

notice of freedom // end of war // 14th amendment arrives in Texas ... i think

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2011 09:47 PM (L9W0l)

400 Do ghosts watch you fap while you tweet?

Posted by: Tommy X-topher at June 18, 2011 09:47 PM (so1xa)

401 415 I know. I've been following your twitter feed.

lol I haven't been on Twitter for like 1.5 weeks now

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 01:45 AM (28mus)

Oh, then it was someone else. You don't happen to wear gray boxer-briefs do you?

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 09:47 PM (73tyQ)

402 412 - to hell with progressive E-tickets, they don't know from e-tickets. This blog is the original e-ticket. And I know from e-tickets, because I've been going to Magic Kingdom since they opened, bitches.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:47 PM (HjxoE)

403 lol I haven't been on Twitter for like 1.5 weeks now

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 01:45 AM (28mus)

I'm finally TheAmishDude on twitter rather than my real name.

I like being all secret squirrel on the internets.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 09:48 PM (73tyQ)

404 421 412 - to hell with progressive E-tickets, they don't know from e-tickets. This blog is the original e-ticket. And I know from e-tickets, because I've been going to Magic Kingdom since they opened, bitches.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 19, 2011 01:47 AM (HjxoE)

I grew up in PA and live in Iowa. I was 28 before I knew what an e-ticket was. And that's only because of a Weird Al song.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 09:49 PM (73tyQ)

405 421 I always wanted a license plate that read ETKTRD,on my Bentley of course.

Posted by: mpfs at June 18, 2011 09:50 PM (Cn0PX)

406 My truth is: I am an Erect American.

Posted by: Things Anthony Weiner should have said at his press conference at June 18, 2011 09:50 PM (73tyQ)

407 Cowboy, that was nice. Lucky you had someone like that.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2011 09:51 PM (c/khY)

408 Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 19, 2011 01:47 AM (HjxoE)

But you know what I mean though, right? Stranahan sounds reasonable for a while, but then he just totally endorses Daily Kos kookiness for a while, so that he can keep his lib cred. It's kinda irritating, actually.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 09:51 PM (28mus)

409 Yes, but are you FastPass savvy?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2011 09:51 PM (L3Wmw)

410 pssst, Robert wears hot pant ... pass it on ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 01:45 AM (L9W0l)

With a tiny belly shirt to expose my giant, sexy gut I can finally look as beautiful as I feel!

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2011 09:51 PM (4ixH5)

411 7 Futuristic Movies That Got It Right

So where's the Saurian Brandy and Romulan Ale?

Posted by: James T Kirk at June 18, 2011 09:51 PM (so1xa)

412 umm no gray boxer briefs tonite, sorry Amish Dude
go hit up M. Weiner, he might know where you can score some

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 09:52 PM (28mus)

413 >>>I don't get Stranahan. It's like he wants to be reasonable sometimes, but then he veers all the way into lefty-loony-land so he won't lose all of his progressive E-tickets. I don't think it's politics, it's personality and psychology. Stranahan really, really wants people to take his word for it. I don't. Few do. But I guess I tweak him more. But instead of just saying, as other people would, "Well, agree to disagree, I think I'll be proven right in time," he starts pulling this crap about being in the loop with Breitbart. I have tried to avoid saying this until tonight but dude, seriously? Breitbart is a voluble guy. Let's just say that. Anyway, rather than just playing the game, as people do, where we toss out speculations, and knock down each other's speculations, and so on, having a friendly, rational argument about it -- like a Sudoko puzzle; nothing to get mad about -- it becomes really important to him that his speculations are BETTER than everyone else's, and he can't say why, he just knows some secret shit you don't know, etc. I gotta tell ya, as far as knowing shit, knowing wasn' my problem. I heard for a week these girls might not exist. Knowing wasn't the problem; believing was. I just didn't believe it. I kept hearing "NO ONE CAN FIND THEM" and said, "So fuckin' what?" I still don't know if I believe it. This NYT reporter is on Team Gennette and not to pull what I just did but I have something I can't relate (which the guy who related it shouldn't related either) which suggests to me that the NYT reporter has an agenda here. Anyway, every time I spar with Stranahan it is over the same thing, that he keeps claiming he KNOWS shit he actually doesn't know. What he means is "I have heard stuff," and, well, bully for you.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2011 09:52 PM (nj1bB)

414 33Â°50'34.01"N, 7Â°46'44.35"E is a interesting on why it is the structure is not like surrounding area image quality but was the destination to be to this 33Â°59'38.32"N 7Â°50'33.81"E

Posted by: Tjexcite at June 18, 2011 09:53 PM (hiie8)

415 423 - god, I'm old... 424- you rock! 427 - yes, completely. Fish or cut bait.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:53 PM (HjxoE)

416 And yeah, for Stranahan, All Roads Lead To PatriotUSA76.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2011 09:53 PM (nj1bB)

417 This place is my second home.

yeah it is for me too. It's hard for me to imagine life without AoSHQ, to be honest.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 09:54 PM (28mus)

418 I did not have tweet with that woman, Comely Coed, not one time, never.

Posted by: Things Anthony Weiner should have said at his press conference at June 18, 2011 09:54 PM (73tyQ)

419 stuff, ace, STUFF!!!

see, now you've heard stuff, too ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2011 09:54 PM (L9W0l)

420 Did ace just post in my accidental ONT thread? Cool.

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2011 09:54 PM (C3KwS)

421 428 Yes, but are you FastPass savvy?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2011 01:51 AM (L3Wmw)

What part of "Amish" don't you understand?

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 09:55 PM (73tyQ)

422 I have tried to avoid saying this until tonight but dude, seriously? Breitbart is a voluble guy. Let's just say that.

Looking up "voluble"...

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 09:55 PM (73tyQ)

423 what I meant in that garbled paragraph is: >>>This NYT reporter is on Team Gennette and not to pull what I just accused Stranahan of pulling but I have something I can't relate (which the guy who related it shouldn't have related either) which suggests to me that the NYT reporter has an agenda I don't like.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2011 09:55 PM (nj1bB)

424 which suggests to me that the NYT reporter has an agenda here.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, REALLLLLLLY????????????????

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 09:56 PM (28mus)

425 I agree, Ace. Breitbart is indeed characterized by a ready and continuous flow of words; he is also fluent; and glib; and, in fact, talkative.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 09:57 PM (73tyQ)

426 umm no gray boxer briefs tonite, sorry Amish Dude

ok, white boxer briefs that haven't been washed since flying out of DIA last night ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2011 09:57 PM (L9W0l)

427 they all have a fucking agenda
and it's not political either, it's cultural
they hate us not because we favor tax cuts, they hate us because we like NASCAR more than we like ballet

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 09:58 PM (28mus)

428 Yeah, it's a little more particular, though. I really want this fucking guy just to report this. He can't say it because this was related to him expressly off the record, and I think that means he wasn't supposed to tell me, either. And now the NYT reporter is authoritatively citing the expert opinion of one Gennette Niccole Cordoba in her articles.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2011 09:58 PM (nj1bB)

429 436 - me, too. I swear. It's like an addiction.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 09:58 PM (HjxoE)

430 33Â°50'34.01"N, 7Â°46'44.35"E is a interesting on why it is the structure is not like surrounding area image quality but was the destination to be to this 33Â°59'38.32"N 7Â°50'33.81"E Posted by: Tjexcite at June 19, 2011 01:53 AM

No, but thanks. I was wondering where that wretched hive of scum and villainy was. The coordinates I gave were to the Laars homestead. I noticed on Google Maps, it pinpoints the wrong area, like, a highway a mile to the northwest or something. Don't know why. Paste the coordinates into a Google Earth search.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2011 09:59 PM (c/khY)

431 435 And yeah, for Stranahan, All Roads Lead To PatriotUSA76.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2011 01:53 AM (nj1bB)

He's the smartest guy in all of this. He didn't let the piranha left get him. And he could have been Mr. Right-Wing Superstar. How many of us would have jumped into the limelight? I admit I would have.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 09:59 PM (73tyQ)

432 Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 01:57 AM (L9W0l)

no actually I had a chance to do laundry tonite, so I am wearing (relatively) clean boxers
but gawd, DIA is teh suck
in terms of amenities - it's actually not too bad, if I'm going to get stuck in an airport I'd rather get stuck in DIA than in, say, STL or MCI
but in terms of weather? ACCKKKKKKKKK

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 10:00 PM (28mus)

433 447 - Ha! I read this and realized what I missed in the podcast. The swearing! I'm sorry, I'm a floozy

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 10:01 PM (HjxoE)

434 they hate us not because we favor tax cuts, they hate us because we like NASCAR more than we like ballet

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 01:58 AM (28mus)

One of my favorite lines for Palin (and I can pull it out for Perry, too, just change the gender):

"Yes, I know what you mean. After all, she's so...working class."

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 10:01 PM (73tyQ)

435 but gawd, DIA is teh suck

I have experienced De Gaulle.

I don't need to go to hell. I've already been there.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 10:02 PM (73tyQ)

436 AmishDude well I doubt you (or I) are facing the same precarious situation that he is facing, with his whole custody situation and crazy ex-wife and all

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 10:02 PM (28mus)

437 397 just checking out what goes on here when I'm not around.

http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=317751#c13443356

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2011 01:40 AM (nj1bB)

Not the best night. A bunch of regulars are being held hostage in Disneyland by this Asian girl plotting to steal their souls.

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2011 10:02 PM (oVQFe)

438 453 - Stop hating on the black man in the WH.

Posted by: Janeane Garofalo at June 18, 2011 10:04 PM (HjxoE)

439 455 AmishDude well I doubt you (or I) are facing the same precarious situation that he is facing, with his whole custody situation and crazy ex-wife and all

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 02:02 AM (28mus)

Nope. I never got married because I knew that I'd end up with a crazy ex-wife.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 10:04 PM (73tyQ)

440 AmishDude now you are making me not want to visit Paris!

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 10:04 PM (28mus)

441

Not the best night. A bunch of regulars are being held hostage in Disneyland by this Asian girl plotting to steal their souls.

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2011 02:02 AM (oVQFe)

Oh, I know her. She was almost the future ex-Mrs. AmishDude.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 10:04 PM (73tyQ)

442 455 AmishDude well I doubt you (or I) are facing the same precarious situation that he is facing, with his whole custody situation and crazy ex-wife and all

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 02:02 AM (28mus)

Plus who wants to get the Joe the Plumber treatment?

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 18, 2011 10:04 PM (NGTv1)

443 459 AmishDude now you are making me not want to visit Paris!

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 02:04 AM (28mus)

It's fine. Just walk there.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 10:05 PM (73tyQ)

444 456 I told them not to watch that tape.

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2011 10:05 PM (6gk77)

445 They sneered at PM Thatcher because her father owned grocery stores and she had a working class accent ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2011 10:05 PM (L9W0l)

446 456 - Wait, what? Was I just called second-rate? Damn, tough crowd.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 10:05 PM (HjxoE)

447 Plus who wants to get the Joe the Plumber treatment?

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at June 19, 2011 02:04 AM (NGTv1)

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at June 18, 2011 10:05 PM (73tyQ)

448 Not the best night. A bunch of regulars are being held hostage in Disneyland by this Asian girl plotting to steal their souls.

now that gets a serious LOL

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 10:05 PM (28mus)

449 http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/ads/7.html

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 18, 2011 10:05 PM (1/Uq0)

450

What part of "Amish" don't you understand?

Posted by: AmishDude at June 19, 2011 01:55 AM (73tyQ)

I have insufficient brain power to compose a witty response.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2011 10:07 PM (L3Wmw)

451

Ah South Park Bigger Longer Uncut just starting on Comedy Central.

You're a boner biting bastard Uncle Fucker!

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2011 10:07 PM (oVQFe)

452 Plus who wants to get the Joe the Plumber treatment?

see that is the scariest thing about this whole episode. the leftist drones will stop at nothing to destroy people who merely _reveal the truth_ about their leftist icons. I can totally understand why Ace et al. are scared. they are vicious beasts.

I'm telling you, the end of the American republic will come not by any sort of right-wing dictator or military coup, but by the leftists who have "our best intentions in mind"

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 10:08 PM (28mus)

453 I got a glossy Pawlenty ad in the mail today.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 10:08 PM (73tyQ)

454 "I have tried to avoid saying this until tonight but dude, seriously? Breitbart is a voluble guy. Let's just say that."

Breitbart displaces a large amount of water?

I'ma have to look that word up.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2011 10:08 PM (4ixH5)

455 http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/ads/9.html

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 18, 2011 10:08 PM (1/Uq0)

456 GennetteC's getting a little annoying. For a number of reasons.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2011 10:09 PM (c/khY)

457 Ah South Park Bigger Longer Uncut just starting on Comedy Central.

You're a boner biting bastard Uncle Fucker!

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2011 02:07 AM (oVQFe)

Ohhhhhhhhhh

Kyle's mom is a big, fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world...

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 10:09 PM (73tyQ)

458 On the other hand, Ace, if you were to run for Congress for Weiner's seat, I would be your #1 booster all the way.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 10:09 PM (28mus)

459 Ace I got you a new twitter follower tonight. Talking to a guy at my friend's bachelor party and he said he got on Twitter to follow Olber-douche. So I did give him my opinion on bathtub boy and told him to follow you.

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2011 10:10 PM (oVQFe)

460 475 GennetteC's getting a little annoying. For a number of reasons.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 19, 2011 02:09 AM (c/khY)

I tried to follow her, she's shut down her account again.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 10:11 PM (73tyQ)

461 AmishDude now you are making me not want to visit Paris!

Take the train and make it a day trip, then take the train back to a city with a nice airport ...

Warning: DO NOT take over sized luggage into Amsterdamn if jumping to Brussels unless you are on the absolute last plane of the night.

We were staying in Brussels and they dropped it off at the hotel the next day. But one guy (didn't know him, but he was on the puddle jumper with us) was taking the train to the coast for cruise ship ... no luggage & no way to get it forwarded ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2011 10:12 PM (L9W0l)

462 I'm a floozy

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 19, 2011 02:01 AM (HjxoE)

Go on...

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2011 10:12 PM (4ixH5)

463 Talking to a guy at my friend's bachelor party and he said he got on Twitter to follow Olber-douche. So I did give him my opinion on bathtub boy and told him to follow you.

he's not going to follow Ace. or any conservative for that matter. he told you that to be patronizing towards you. Why would he (in his view) lower himself to our level?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 10:12 PM (28mus)

464 Good night moron horde. Last one out, turn the light off. I mean it!!! And if the head ewok is still checking in on us, good-night to you as well, you chuckle-head

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 10:12 PM (HjxoE)

465 rdbrewer: Thanks. I knew this wasn't this best time to post something heartfelt! I just wanted to get it out.

Posted by: Cowboy at June 18, 2011 10:13 PM (dk36f)

466 481 - Stop that!

Good night

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 10:13 PM (HjxoE)

467 Warning: DO NOT take over sized luggage into Amsterdamn if jumping to Brussels unless you are on the absolute last plane of the night.

oh I don't take oversized luggage anywhere, let alone to another continent...

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 10:13 PM (28mus)

468

he's not going to follow Ace. or any conservative for that matter. he told you that to be patronizing towards you. Why would he (in his view) lower himself to our level?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 02:12 AM (28mus)

Well he's following ace at least for the night since he definitely clicked the follow button on his phone. We'll see how long that lasts. He's in his early 20's so could learn some things by not just following that jackass.

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2011 10:14 PM (oVQFe)

469 GN twiceblessedmom ....

LIGHTS ON!!!

LIGHTS ON!!!

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2011 10:15 PM (L9W0l)

470 oh I don't take oversized luggage anywhere, let alone to another continent...

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 02:13 AM (28mus)

That's why I couldn't take my ex-gf.

Oh, wait, you said "oversized luggage" not "oversized baggage".

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 10:16 PM (73tyQ)

471 I just wanted to get it out.

May his memory be a blessing ... but it already sounds like it is ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2011 10:16 PM (L9W0l)

472 Per Fox News: 70 freshman congressmen plan to hold sessions in shifts to keep the House and Senate from going into recess, starting with their next scheduled break in August in order to prevent BO from making recess appointments.

I like it.

Posted by: Storm at June 18, 2011 10:17 PM (AZFgs)

473

Leia: I love you.

Han: I know.

[Han is lowered into the chamber and frozen]

Han Solo has game.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2011 10:18 PM (L3Wmw)

474 Oh, wait, you said "oversized luggage" not "oversized baggage".

Uncle Knickknack's summer wardrobe ...

Uncle Knickknack's winter wardrobe ...

Uncle Knickknack ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2011 10:18 PM (L9W0l)

475 I just wanted to get it out.

Yeah. Me too. *sigh*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 18, 2011 10:19 PM (73tyQ)

476 488 - ha

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 10:19 PM (HjxoE)

477 Uh-oh busted.

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2011 10:20 PM (oVQFe)

478

Leia: I love you.

Han: Nag, nag, nag, that's all I hear from you. Can you just let me eat my ice cream.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 10:20 PM (73tyQ)

479 Thanks for making it official, Maet

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 10:20 PM (HjxoE)

480 buzzion well I'm pretty much convinced that among those who are persuadable, the ones who are turned off from conservatism feel that way because of cultural issues, not political issues. They might favor tax cuts deep in their own heart but they won't vote for Republicans because they don't want to be associated with icky Bible thumpers. Or something.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 10:21 PM (28mus)

481 Hey, I found my bottle-rockets!

Posted by: Richard at June 18, 2011 10:21 PM (Jo4Y0)

482 Can ghosts tell which tab I'm looking at?

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2011 10:21 PM (so1xa)

483 496 - see, you never know

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 10:21 PM (HjxoE)

484 >>>Talking to a guy at my friend's bachelor party and he said he got on Twitter to follow Olber-douche. So I did give him my opinion on bathtub boy and told him to follow you. Mehhhh... damn lefties are just annoying.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2011 10:22 PM (nj1bB)

485 499 - huzzah!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 10:22 PM (HjxoE)

486

504

Can I play with the tiki torches too?

Posted by: Richard at June 18, 2011 10:23 PM (Jo4Y0)

487 Mehhhh... damn lefties are just annoying.

yeah, but if you force them to write with their right hand, they can develop stuttering issues and stuff like that ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2011 10:23 PM (L9W0l)

488 500 buzzion well I'm pretty much convinced that among those who are persuadable, the ones who are turned off from conservatism feel that way because of cultural issues, not political issues. They might favor tax cuts deep in their own heart but they won't vote for Republicans because they don't want to be associated with icky Bible thumpers. Or something.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 02:21 AM (28mus)

Well what better sort of person to persuade them that you can be a conservative and not worry about "bible-thumpers" than a foul mouthed ewok with a pudding fetish?

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2011 10:24 PM (oVQFe)

489 Mehhhh... damn lefties are just annoying.

That is the one huge thing that sucks about being a professor. They have complete and free reign to tell whatever sick joke they want about Republicans. But I've got to bite my tongue every time.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 10:25 PM (28mus)

490 504 - you may

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 10:25 PM (HjxoE)

491 buzzion it may not be Bible thumpers, it may be NASCAR fans, or military aficionados, or whatever. But it's about group association and not about any political issue.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 10:26 PM (28mus)

492 503 >>>Talking to a guy at my friend's bachelor party and he said he got on Twitter to follow Olber-douche. So I did give him my opinion on bathtub boy and told him to follow you.

Mehhhh... damn lefties are just annoying.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2011 02:22 AM (nj1bB)

Well consider this. The next time you decide to smack around bathtub boy on twitter at least one guy following him will see it. He definitely wasn't one of those sorts of "conservatives are the cause of the shooting in Arizona"

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2011 10:27 PM (oVQFe)

493 510 buzzion it may not be Bible thumpers, it may be NASCAR fans, or military aficionados, or whatever. But it's about group association and not about any political issue.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 02:26 AM (28mus)

They like to signal their class affiliation.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 10:27 PM (73tyQ)

494 I really don't expect him to change his outlook, and figure he'll unfollow ace after a week, but hey you never know.

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2011 10:29 PM (oVQFe)

495 They like to signal their class affiliation.

yup.

Kind of an aside: On my most recent trip I went shopping at Whole Foods only because I didn't have a car and that was the only store that was within walking distance of where I was staying. To be honest the place was a little ridiculous. I was about to start wondering if the charcoal was "organic" or not. It was insane.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 10:30 PM (28mus)

496 514 - lefties are stuck in high school mentality. It is of the utmost importance to "fit in". Whatever the "cool kids" think, you must regurgitate, ad nauseum, 24/7.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 10:33 PM (HjxoE)

497 What's an ONT without music?

Spirits in the Material World ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2011 10:34 PM (L9W0l)

498 515 514 - lefties are stuck in high school mentality. It is of the utmost importance to "fit in". Whatever the "cool kids" think, you must regurgitate, ad nauseum, 24/7.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 19, 2011 02:33 AM (HjxoE)

This!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2011 10:34 PM (L3Wmw)

499 516 - thanks!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 10:35 PM (HjxoE)

500

Someone posted ...hell prob days ago, that most on the left just will not be swayed, so..lets not be meek and just crush them like the roaches they be...either that or...we be the bug...choose yer ecto-skeleton! Being nice and upright Republican did us SO well in 2008 ya think? Time to bring game and focus. This is your brain on obummer with video of Russia back around Stalin....ya know...bring the KNOWLEDGE and put the petal to DA metal!!

Why are we pussy-footing around the o-so-obvious? We have to want America More than they want to destroy it! THAT is the Real of the next couple of years.

Now tiki-tourches and bottle rockets....and red wine

night M&M's

Posted by: Richard at June 18, 2011 10:38 PM (Jo4Y0)

501 Seen HuffPuff's merit badges? KosKids' mojo algorithm? FaceBook's likes? Gotta be one of the kool kids, yo!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2011 10:39 PM (L3Wmw)

502 Troll on the Perry thread, if anyone wants see a classic troll beatdown.

Posted by: The Cad at June 18, 2011 10:39 PM (agD4m)

503 519 - night

now go the f*ck to sleep

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 10:40 PM (HjxoE)

504

522

Can I have a glass of water....

Posted by: Richard at June 18, 2011 10:43 PM (Jo4Y0)

505 sorry...thank you

Posted by: Richard at June 18, 2011 10:45 PM (Jo4Y0)

506 You'll find that lefties are easily shamed and constantly wracked with guilt.

First, they're very racist. They feel guilty about it and simply project their feelings onto others.

Second, they are deathly afraid of being called a hypocrite, but everything they do in their life leads them to feel guilty. Their use of carbon, their lack of volunteering, their insensitivity to matters of race and class.

The easiest tool to have in your toolbox is to accuse them of projection.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 10:46 PM (73tyQ)

507 523 - you can have an ice-cold glass of go the f*ck to sleep

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 10:46 PM (HjxoE)

508

Now I lay me down to sleep.....

I pray the lord my soul to keep....

Guard me thru the starry night....

and wake me in the sunshine bright....

night to you M&M's

Posted by: Richard at June 18, 2011 10:51 PM (Jo4Y0)

509 Saw Brian Dennehy!

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 10:51 PM (73tyQ)

510 Will somebody take look at this? Is this a rash, or ingrown hairs, or what?

Posted by: Nickie Goomba at June 18, 2011 10:52 PM (jeLTI)

511

Been away for a while...

How goes the Betty / Veronica thing?

I was wondering...how do we know the NYT reporter is telling the truth about those ID's being fake?

Maybe he's lying, to try to discredit us / ourside / Breitbart.

If these ID's are fake, shouldn't he be willing to share them with other reporters / bloggers so that they could work on figuring this out too?

Why would he lie? Maybe the sources are real, but don't want to be ID'ed, so they don't get trashed. And the reporter gets the bright idea, hey, I'll both keep them anonymous and throw a red herring / monkey wrench into the rights/Breitbarts plans/reputations by spreading the rumor that this was all part of Breitbarts nefarious plan to entrap Weiner.

Anyway, I've been away all day, so if this is old or discredited, disreguard it.

(I suppose I should go read the Betty / Veronica comments / thread to get caught up...)

Posted by: ed at June 18, 2011 10:54 PM (Y2WVW)

512 I wouldn't put it past the NYT guys to outright lie about Betty/Vernoica. See: Jayson Blair

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 10:56 PM (28mus)

513 527 - amen. Nothing comes after amen, you know that?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 10:56 PM (HjxoE)

514 Will it blend? Glow sticks.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 10:57 PM (73tyQ)

515 and I'm going to bed too
good night

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2011 10:57 PM (28mus)

516 532 527 - amen. Nothing comes after amen, you know that?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 19, 2011 02:56 AM (HjxoE)

Ahhhhhh...women!

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 10:57 PM (73tyQ)

517 GN, Richard & chemjeff & Mrs. Calabash, where ever you are ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2011 10:59 PM (L9W0l)

518 535 - wait, what?

muah, good night

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 18, 2011 11:02 PM (HjxoE)

519 536 GN, Richard & chemjeff & Mrs. Calabash, where ever you are ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 02:59 AM (L9W0l)

Let's just say that I'd get in trouble if Mr. Calabash found out where she was.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2011 11:04 PM (73tyQ)

520

To be honest the place was a little ridiculous. I was about to start wondering if the charcoal was "organic" or not. It was insane.

Don't laugh.

originalcharcoal.com/

Posted by: Alex at June 18, 2011 11:11 PM (J2ejK)

521 "Intellectual" beta male gets voted into the big chair and DOOM! You know the rest...
He begins stalking Meghan McCain?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2011 11:13 PM (c5Nbw)

522 Only 539 comments at 3:11 a.m.? What the fuck happened to the Morons I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this.

Posted by: Bluto at June 18, 2011 11:13 PM (Txl/u)

523 For all those sleeping, retiring, or singing go the flock to sheep to the little ones ...

George Winston Japanese Music Box

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2011 11:17 PM (L9W0l)

524 If the spam goes trip 6's will Rum end up majority shareholder in Nike and Converse?

Posted by: Mr. Dave at June 18, 2011 11:36 PM (L7SvE)

525 Friends don't let friends eat shoe spam ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2011 11:36 PM (L9W0l)

526 If the spam goes trip 6's will Rum end up majority shareholder in Nike and Converse?

nawh, only if it were stompy boot spam ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2011 11:38 PM (L9W0l)

527 George Winston Japanese Music Box

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 03:17 AM (L9W0l)

Mmmmm, that's nice.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2011 11:52 PM (4ixH5)

528 Spam will not get the mark of the Beast, even if I have to stay on this thread. It's 10:10 AM in S. Africa anyway and I'm supposed to be working.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at June 19, 2011 12:08 AM (L7SvE)

529 Only 110 more to go ...

So even 99 bottles of beer on the wall, uncut and uncensored will not make the grade tonight ...

In-a-gadda-da-vita (196

pt 1, however ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 12:35 AM (L9W0l)

530 In-a-gadda-da-vita [1968] pt2, all in all 17 minutes +

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 12:37 AM (L9W0l)

531 99 pints of stout on the wall,
99 pints of stout,
take one down,
swish it around,
and drink til the glass is all out ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 12:38 AM (L9W0l)

532 Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm almost at the screeching electric guitar solo,
in Iron Butterfly, part 2...

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 12:41 AM (L9W0l)

533 And for those of you who are still awake enough to wonder, yes, I used to like rock & laser shows at the planetarium ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 12:45 AM (L9W0l)

534 But just to show that I'm not culturally illiterate despite only watching Myth Busters and an occasional Fox news ...

In-a-gadda-da-vita: The Simpsons ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 12:48 AM (L9W0l)

535 Ghost in the Shell - opening credits ...

some pretty funky animation ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 12:55 AM (L9W0l)

536

Adriane, I'll hang out with you til the sleepyheads wake up.

The live version of Whipping Post will kill a few minutes on my 'phones. Back in a flash.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at June 19, 2011 12:56 AM (L7SvE)

537 not specifically a GHOST story but

Theme to Dark Shadows ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 01:01 AM (L9W0l)

538 not specifically a GHOST story but

theme to some movie about medical malfeasance by a famous (fictional) psychiatrist...

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 01:09 AM (L9W0l)

539 to 567 we have come,
only 99 more to go,
now is the time for all good beer drinkers,
to run ONT Tonight Show ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 01:13 AM (L9W0l)

540 Sand is white,
News paper is read,
The time is right,
Me go to bed ...

burma shave ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 01:15 AM (L9W0l)

541 I'm reading the Rick Perry thread and it is HILARIOUS!

Some stupid troll keeps calling people June.

No one there is using the name June.

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2011 01:17 AM (4ixH5)

542 Adriane, I'll hang out with you til the sleepyheads wake up.

alas, can knot.

it's 2 in the a.m. & I have a class at 10.

GN, evil capitalist running dog energy provider ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 01:20 AM (L9W0l)

543 Some stupid troll keeps calling people June.

Is he-or-she-or-it back? I thought they used up their brain cell allotment for the night ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 01:21 AM (L9W0l)

544 Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2011 03:52 AM (4ixH5)

I'm glad ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2011 01:23 AM (L9W0l)

545

aussie, winter here in S. Africa too and chill with rain on the desert of the western Cape. Where are you?

Posted by: Mr. Dave at June 19, 2011 02:59 AM (L7SvE)

546 Are you currently without current, Mal?

Posted by: Y-not is listening to the rain at June 19, 2011 04:03 AM (TFxd0)

547

574 Mr Dave

Hours later I reply - sorry! I'm in Sydney - and it's a lovely clear winter night..

Posted by: aussie at June 19, 2011 05:37 AM (p4Pib)

548

aussie, that is a beautiful city. I've spent more time in Darwin and Broome than anywhere else. Stubbies rule. But I love the Oz in general. I spend more time in Singapore than anywhere. Native Texan.

And it stopped raining here in SA.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at June 19, 2011 05:47 AM (L7SvE)

549 Tracy must have been in charge of the ONT.

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