May 23, 2011
— Ace I'm f'n' awesome at headlines. I should just do headlines. Enough with this "writing" horseshit.
Anyway, DNA was found on her dress.
This isn't exactly news because Geraldo Rivera reported the prosecutors' case is overwhelming and incontrovertible, at least as regards sexual contact. The only possible defense is consent.
Geraldo went further. With actual sex rejected, Strauss-Kahn went for sodomy. Both kinds -- Country and Western. (This is Blues Brothers reference, not a joke about the Heartland.)
It's good to be the king. (R-Rated Mel Brooks Off-Color Comedy There.)
Now, if you can at all follow this logic, please do explain it to me in the comments.
But Bill Maher thinks that the Strauss-Kahn archsocialist-forcible-sodomy-on-the-world's-taxpayers'-dime should teach "Teabaggers" some lessons about socialism, and, I shit you not, that lesson is that... socialism is good.
His point seems to be that the $3000 a night hotels and sodomy-rape of chambermaids proves to us teabaggers that socialism is all about "profit" (both pecuniary and in non-pecuniary License to Rape form, I suppose), which we should appreciate.
That's right, Teabaggers, this is a teachable moment for you. The fact that this guy was living like a king, and raping like a king, on the taxpayers' dime is proof that socialism is not scary, and yes, that s what he says.
Do you get that? I don't. I assume this insight comes from a place of cocaine abuse brain damage.
More: Wanted to link this yesterday. This NYP report on Strauss-Kahn's post-forcible-sodomy behavior is hilarious slash horrifying.
What he does is horrifying; how they report it is hilarious.
The guy walked out of one forcible sodomy and immediately began molesting women on the airplane he got on.
I gotta tell ya, all of a sudden Bill Maher is making an awful lot of sense to me.
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Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2011 11:29 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: EC at May 23, 2011 11:30 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 23, 2011 11:30 AM (1fB+3)
Posted by: Strauss-Khan Noonien Singh at May 23, 2011 11:30 AM (+vkOU)
Posted by: alexthedude at May 23, 2011 11:31 AM (EQNrw)
Posted by: real joe at May 23, 2011 11:31 AM (IpIBJ)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 23, 2011 11:31 AM (kk5bH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2011 11:31 AM (UlUS4)
And for those times it doesn't work, you need a fat French rapist with a law degree sucking at the taxpayer's teat (both literally and figuratively) in $3k/night hotel rooms. For the good of society. Or something.
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 23, 2011 11:33 AM (nLQrV)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 23, 2011 11:33 AM (IXLvN)
So much ado over nothing. For goodness sake, can't we just give that wretched woman a hundred Euros and leave it at that? Lord knows its probably the biggest day's payday of her inconsequential little life. Why are we intent on continuing to torment this poor man?
Posted by: Marquis Jean Cuvier du Grand Nez Saillant et Des Quartiers Arrières Laids at May 23, 2011 11:34 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: The Great and Secret Show at May 23, 2011 11:35 AM (kk5bH)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at May 23, 2011 11:35 AM (HpT9p)
Here's a link to restore your faith in humanity.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2011 03:29 PM (pLTLS)
What a great guy.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 23, 2011 11:35 AM (136wp)
Posted by: Dominique Man of Peeples at May 23, 2011 11:36 AM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: EC at May 23, 2011 11:36 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 23, 2011 11:36 AM (jUZRg)
Okay, first off, the maid here has every ounce of my sympathy. I believe her story a hundred times more than this fat, ugly, French douche's.
That said, this pisses me off.
Meanwhile, a New York assemblyman has said he wants the state to require hotels to provide their housekeepers with an emergency "panic button" that would help protect them from sexual assaults on the job.
Rory Lancman, a Democrat from Queens, said he intended to introduce the bill on Monday.
Really? Must EVERYTHING become a matter of legislation? Does it have to be something a hotel chain must be REQUIRED to provide?
Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 11:37 AM (4df7R)
This is gonna be your thing now?
How rare.
Posted by: oblig. at May 23, 2011 11:37 AM (xvZW9)
Posted by: Masters & Johnson at May 23, 2011 11:37 AM (vC2SL)
"I'm f'n' awesome at headlines. I should just do headlines. Enough with this "writing" horseshit"
Really Ace? How about the Headline:
Frog shoots himself in foot and on maid's dress, but primarily on maid's dress
though I have to admit I like your's also.
But I really don't give a shit!
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at May 23, 2011 11:38 AM (W1mrP)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at May 23, 2011 11:38 AM (c45xH)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 23, 2011 11:38 AM (npr0X)
If I never see another reference to Bill Mahr, it will be too soon.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 23, 2011 03:37 PM (OWjjx)
What about a obituary?
Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 23, 2011 11:38 AM (136wp)
Posted by: alexthedude at May 23, 2011 11:39 AM (EQNrw)
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2011 11:39 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: nickless at May 23, 2011 11:39 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: alexthedude at May 23, 2011 03:39 PM (EQNrw)
Or, you know, the French in general (since they seem to more or less condone his behavior).
Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 11:40 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 11:41 AM (zL6Hj)
Really? Must EVERYTHING become a matter of legislation? Does it have to be something a hotel chain must be REQUIRED to provide?
Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 03:37 PM (4df7R)
It's NY so.... yes.
Posted by: real joe at May 23, 2011 11:41 AM (IpIBJ)
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2011 11:41 AM (nj1bB)
Ace,
just out of curiousity, what is your facination with Bill Maher?
You seem to give him much more attention that the rest of america gives him, which is any.
Do you watch his show a lot or something? I've never found him particularly funny, even before the 2000 election forever destroyed mainstream political comedy in america.
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2011 11:41 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Sassy at May 23, 2011 11:41 AM (u/fnp)
Posted by: Dominique Strauss-Kahn at May 23, 2011 11:41 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2011 11:43 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2011 11:43 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: Dominique Strauss-Kahn at May 23, 2011 03:41 PM (QKKT0)
We call it "tipping" or basculement
Posted by: Dominique Anal-Kahn at May 23, 2011 11:43 AM (136wp)
Posted by: Dominque Strauss Kahn at May 23, 2011 11:43 AM (EGiSZ)
Strauss-Kahn went for sodomy. Both kinds -- Country and Western.
So, the IMF is pro Corn Subsidies?
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2011 11:43 AM (hW57F)
Posted by: Ken at May 23, 2011 11:44 AM (dvQqE)
...obnoxious grandstanding and unrelenting nastiness and general cocksuckery...
One of me Empire of Jeff is enough.
Posted by: Royal Pain in the Soothsayer at May 23, 2011 11:44 AM (gM4zK)
Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 11:44 AM (zL6Hj)
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 23, 2011 11:45 AM (Gzv/o)
Posted by: Dominique Anal-Kahn at May 23, 2011 11:45 AM (136wp)
He was suicidal last week. And I believe that was before he found out she was living in an HIV/AIDS halfway house. You may want to up those odds.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2011 11:45 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 11:45 AM (UOM48)
Didn't the Duke Lacrosse case teach us that?
Posted by: Troika37 at May 23, 2011 11:45 AM (eqTkp)
He thinks we are like him: That we want to get rich on the backs of others.
Posted by: AmishDude at May 23, 2011 11:45 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Kotter at May 23, 2011 11:45 AM (hocCa)
Posted by: Dominique Man of Peeples at May 23, 2011 11:45 AM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2011 11:46 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: George Orwell at May 23, 2011 11:46 AM (+vkOU)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 23, 2011 11:46 AM (IXLvN)
Posted by: Sassy at May 23, 2011 11:46 AM (u/fnp)
How do you mean 'offs himself?'
Because we already know he does it one way...
Posted by: nickless at May 23, 2011 11:46 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Rrose Selavy, aka Marcel Duchamp at May 23, 2011 11:47 AM (+vkOU)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2011 11:47 AM (TMB3S)
Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 11:47 AM (zL6Hj)
It doesn't actually even matter if he IS guilty or not. It's the seriousness of the charges.
Yes, Over McSimplifier.
Posted by: Royal Pain in the Soothsayer at May 23, 2011 11:47 AM (gM4zK)
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 23, 2011 11:47 AM (O/onO)
Posted by: nevergiveup at May 23, 2011 11:47 AM (i6RpT)
Lefty Friend: Did you hear.....Keith Olbermann left MSNBC?
Mallamutt: No.........and I still don't give a shit. Got any beer?
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 23, 2011 03:41 PM (OWjjx)
WINNING.
Me, I want Bill Maher to live a long, lonely, miserable life, watching the pillars of his leftist politics fall away as America and enters a new era of prosperity and rediscovers its conservative roots (which are solid, unlike Obama's Irish roots, which make me laugh my ass off). Then, someday in the future, when he's old and gray and doddering in his rocking chair, gumming his Cream of Wheat in front of a repeat of Law and Order where DA Jack McCoy is saying something bigoted about Christians, I'll go to Bill Maher's shitty apartment, kick in the door with my sassy boots, and spit in his food. "Fuck you, cocksucker," I'll say, all awesome and shit. And then I'll be gone.
That is my dream
Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 11:47 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 23, 2011 11:47 AM (ndlFj)
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2011 11:47 AM (nj1bB)
I thought "cuil" meant va jay jay and not ass.
I think "con" va jay jay. Maybe he was just being poetic. And sophisticated.
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 23, 2011 11:47 AM (jUZRg)
He was suicidal last week. And I believe that was before he found out she was living in an HIV/AIDS halfway house.
Posted by: Team America! at May 23, 2011 11:48 AM (hW57F)
Today this. Yesterday is was something about shooting windows in German. It's turning into Rosetta Stone here.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2011 11:48 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2011 11:48 AM (6KqFR)
Posted by: maddogg at May 23, 2011 11:48 AM (OlN4e)
BILL MAHER IS AN ASS FACED LOSER. and a token dumbass leftwing pile.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 23, 2011 11:49 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2011 03:43 PM (M9Ie6)
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!
Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 11:49 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2011 11:49 AM (nj1bB)
Here is my take: A quick read of Animal Farm tells you that fundamentally, wealth for the few is good as long as you are the few. And rather than work and be industrious enough to make it into the FEW (all the while bringing the many up with you as they benefit from a quality of life they create through their industry) The best way to be in the few is have all the others work and receive little or nothing while the few simply TAKES theirs from the many. Capitalism does not create as wide a disparity between the haves and have nots because there are have somes in between. With Socialism there are have and a gaping whole til you get to the have nothings.
Posted by: rightzilla at May 23, 2011 11:50 AM (SPVfc)
For the prosecutor to state the evidence is overwhelming and incontrovertible is easily explained. We Frenchmen derive great pleasure from spanking our monkey's on a girls dress. It's just a part of being French. American's are just so gauche, and have no understanding of Europe and our proud traditions.
Posted by: Pepe le French Cocksucking Waiter at May 23, 2011 11:50 AM (cwFVA)
Posted by: Ken at May 23, 2011 11:50 AM (dvQqE)
I talk about Maher because he's an asshole and I hate him and he's a nontalent.
And also, in case you didn't notice, because his quote is truly horrendous, and tells you what "They" really think.
ah, that explains it then. He's one of the few of the credentialed aristocracy is openly says what they don't openly talk about.
I've just never understood why anyone watched him. I guess i kinda understood in the Bush era because he was openly vicious and that's what some people wanted, but pre-2000 I don't understand how he was able to make it so far given he isn't funn.y
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2011 11:50 AM (wuv1c)
Not unlike Joe "Crazy Train" Biden dropping the hint that he will be available for 2016.
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 23, 2011 11:50 AM (jUZRg)
He was suicidal last week. And I believe that was before he found out she was living in an HIV/AIDS halfway house. You may want to up those odds.
Put him in with Gen Pop and let it be known that he raped a black Muslim woman and I'm not sure he lasts a week.
Rapists aren't well liked behind bars and I'm sure that the Black Muslim population will take a special interest in him over this.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 23, 2011 11:50 AM (UvFnc)
Posted by: Bile Clinton at May 23, 2011 11:51 AM (136wp)
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 23, 2011 11:51 AM (0fzsA)
>>> I'm f'n' awesome at headlines. I should just do headlines.
Ace - That is a true statement. You should do a AOS version of Drudge Report. Kind of a go to page for Dirty Conservatives - it would be awesome.
Posted by: Roadking at May 23, 2011 11:51 AM (u7MDB)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 23, 2011 11:51 AM (DAEhL)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 23, 2011 11:52 AM (ndlFj)
He was suicidal last week. And I believe that was before he found out she was living in an HIV/AIDS halfway house. You may want to up those odds.
Put him in with Gen Pop and let it be known that he raped a black Muslim woman and I'm not sure he lasts a week.
Rapists aren't well liked behind bars and I'm sure that the Black Muslim population will take a special interest in him over this.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 23, 2011 03:50 PM (UvFnc)
Finally, the Black Panthers have a use...(besides denying whitey the vote)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 23, 2011 11:52 AM (136wp)
only subletting the apartment
...aren't those apartments subsidized / partial public funding?
Posted by: garrett
I diversified, so what?
Posted by: Rep Charlie Rangel at May 23, 2011 11:52 AM (Gzv/o)
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at May 23, 2011 11:53 AM (EGiSZ)
The Left is like that Aristocrats joke.
Everything they say leads up to the same conclusion/punchline...
...and that's why you're a racist!
Posted by: Royal Pain in the Soothsayer at May 23, 2011 11:53 AM (gM4zK)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 23, 2011 11:54 AM (1fB+3)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 23, 2011 11:54 AM (npr0X)
Posted by: Ken at May 23, 2011 11:55 AM (dvQqE)
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2011 11:55 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: joncelli at May 23, 2011 11:55 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 23, 2011 11:56 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 11:56 AM (zL6Hj)
Posted by: rightzilla at May 23, 2011 11:56 AM (SPVfc)
The Left's entire ideology in comedy form:
...and that's why capitalism doesn't work..and you're a racist!
/rimshot
Posted by: Royal Pain in the Soothsayer at May 23, 2011 11:57 AM (gM4zK)
Posted by: Chuckit at May 23, 2011 03:51 PM (BVDQi)
Charles says to call it "bicycle seat adjustment". You racist bible-thumpers just wouldn't understand.
Posted by: Jean Crowden...LGF Buttboy at May 23, 2011 11:57 AM (c45xH)
Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2011 11:58 AM (WkuV6)
Since this hotel is French owned, I wonder how much pressure is being put on them to not cooperate with the DA?
Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 03:56 PM (zL6Hj)
Accessory after the fact...
Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 23, 2011 11:58 AM (136wp)
...aren't those apartments subsidized / partial public funding?
Posted by: garrett
I think they're paid for by an HIV/AIDS charity, but I can almost guarantee that the charity receives public funding.
That would really, really suck for this woman. Not only was she allegedly raped (or close enough), but I imagine she may be kicked out of her apartment for illegal subletting.
Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 11:58 AM (4df7R)
>>> Ace - That is a true statement. You should do a AOS version of Drudge Report. Kind of a go to page for Dirty Conservatives - it would be awesome.
In addition too the HQ of course.
Posted by: Roadking at May 23, 2011 11:58 AM (u7MDB)
Posted by: Chuckit at May 23, 2011 03:51 PM (BVDQi)
Sodomy has different legal definitions depending on the jurisdiction: could be oral, could be anal. Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: joncelli at May 23, 2011 03:55 PM (RD7QR)
I'm disturbed by that, but not disturbed enough to not want to further investigate the subject with the wife as she (unsuspectingly) walks in the door from work.
As a side note, I'm low on duct tape and latex... Off to Lowes!
Posted by: tangonine at May 23, 2011 11:58 AM (x3YFz)
From the NYP article:
"What a nice ass!" he barked to the attendant, using the lewd French expression "Quel beau cul!" as she prepared the business-class cabin for takeoff last Saturday.
If not for the actual rape-rape stuff, this guy would fit in here just fine.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 23, 2011 11:58 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: joncelli at May 23, 2011 11:58 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: AtlasMugged at May 23, 2011 11:59 AM (PbkDy)
Police investigating the alleged rape attempt had already told hotel employees to ask him where he was, and tell him they would deliver the cellphone.
He even had the gall to ask the pilot to delay the flight so the phone could be delivered, but was refused, according to Le Point.
Man DSK sure puts the gall in chutzpah.
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 23, 2011 11:59 AM (pAlYe)
You too can learn Pig Latin!
ouldway ouyay ikelay otay omecay upstarisway orfay omesay ancakespay?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2011 11:59 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 12:00 PM (+sBB4)
Evil! Pure and simple from the 8th dimension!
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at May 23, 2011 12:00 PM (XyjRQ)
OMG! I just about split my gut on that one.
Posted by: Jim Rose at May 23, 2011 12:00 PM (0qEy4)
Politico.com -
POLITICO is teaming up with the St. Petersburg Times in a content-sharing partnership that starts immediately and will culminate in a dual presence at the Republican National Convention in Tampa in August 2012.
Posted by: mrp at May 23, 2011 12:00 PM (HjPtV)
When the Frog gets to prison, he's gonna find fewer females to molest, and many males who want him to enjoy what he has treated so many women to.
Can Frogs squeal?
Posted by: maddogg at May 23, 2011 12:01 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Barry Awesama at May 23, 2011 12:01 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 23, 2011 12:03 PM (qBKEb)
OMG! I just about split my gut on that one.
Posted by: Jim Rose at May 23, 2011 04:00 PM (0qEy4)
Yeah...I don't get it.
Posted by: Ned Beatty at May 23, 2011 12:03 PM (pr+up)
Posted by: AtlasMugged at May 23, 2011 12:03 PM (PbkDy)
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2011 12:04 PM (nj1bB)
Since this hotel is French owned, I wonder how much pressure is being put on them to not cooperate with the DA? My guess is that fascist Sarkozy is directing them to set me up. Judas. Judas!!!
Posted by: Dominique Man of Peeples at May 23, 2011 12:04 PM (Q5+Og)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Barry Awesama at May 23, 2011 04:01 PM (FcR7P)
Oh hell, I'd forgotten that the world was supposed to end this last weekend. Color me unprepared! Thanks, Obama! You saved us again!
Posted by: tangonine at May 23, 2011 12:04 PM (x3YFz)
Canada Rejects Obama “1967” Intervention
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 23, 2011 12:04 PM (9hSKh)
Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2011 12:04 PM (T8iAI)
Va te fait onculer is the French for "go fuck yourself (in the ass)."
[the spelling is undoubtedly wrong]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 23, 2011 12:04 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2011 03:58 PM (WkuV6)
I can understand having a high sex drive, but DSK's behavior sound more like sexual compulsion. How did he have any time for IMF business much less family or hobbies?
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 23, 2011 12:05 PM (pAlYe)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Barry Awesama at May 23, 2011 04:01 PM (FcR7P)
Yeah, but I bet ya twenty bucks you don't get out of Euroope without wrecking the company car.
Dooosh.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 23, 2011 12:05 PM (pr+up)
Rape is a capitalistic bourgeoisie concept. He was simply liberating her, he should be celebrated as a freedom fighter.
Posted by: La France! at May 23, 2011 12:05 PM (wuv1c)
Sodomy is defined at law as oral or anal copulation. In the criminal codes. If violation occurs this way, in older codes that can't be rape, which is only just real sex. That has been changed in many codes, but the legal definition of sodomy is as I said. Country and Western.
It's exactly what I think it is.
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2011 04:04 PM (nj1bB)
I'm so going to jail.
Posted by: tangonine at May 23, 2011 12:05 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2011 04:04 PM (T8iAI)
He can try it on Bubba, But I figure Bubba has a bicycle tube.
Posted by: maddogg at May 23, 2011 12:06 PM (OlN4e)
Covered above... she apparently lives in an illegal sublet within a building meant for HIV-positive adults, meaning she'll likely get evicted at some point.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 23, 2011 12:06 PM (UvFnc)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 23, 2011 12:06 PM (DAEhL)
OMG! What does cul de sac mean???
Posted by: AmishDude at May 23, 2011 04:05 PM (T0NGe)
You owe me half a beer, and a new keyboard. Fucker.
Posted by: tangonine at May 23, 2011 12:06 PM (x3YFz)
OMG! I just about split my gut on that one.
Posted by: Jim Rose at May 23, 2011 04:00 PM (0qEy4)
I don't see that in the story. I only see country, not western.
Posted by: dagny at May 23, 2011 12:07 PM (dcbhx)
Sodomy is defined at law as oral or anal copulation. In the criminal codes. If violation occurs this way, in older codes that can't be rape, which is only just real sex. That has been changed in many codes, but the legal definition of sodomy is as I said. Country and Western.
It's exactly what I think it is. Where does Hill Billy music come into this ontology? Then there is folk music. I don't know about you, but hearing Joan Baez sing makes me want to hurt people.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 12:07 PM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 23, 2011 12:08 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: lauren at May 23, 2011 12:08 PM (ibCFU)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 23, 2011 12:09 PM (6yyVB)
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at May 23, 2011 12:09 PM (EGiSZ)
Also, will "DNA" be called to testify as material witness to the crime?
Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 12:09 PM (WJR8w)
Posted by: Bob at May 23, 2011 12:09 PM (7us0J)
it's a common term in France for any dead-end street
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, a Leading Indicator at May 23, 2011 12:10 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 23, 2011 12:10 PM (NtTkA)
So the whole oral rape thing is confusing.... Did she not have teeth?
Posted by: dagny at May 23, 2011 12:11 PM (dcbhx)
Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 12:11 PM (zL6Hj)
Posted by: maddogg at May 23, 2011 12:11 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: joncelli at May 23, 2011 12:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, a Leading Indicator at May 23, 2011 12:11 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 23, 2011 04:06 PM (UvFnc)
Yeah wait for the civil trial. She will be living in the Hampton's once they raid DSK's stash.
Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 12:11 PM (WJR8w)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 23, 2011 12:11 PM (6yyVB)
it's a common term in France for any dead-end street
Thank God and the protestants I live on a street. Shit, imagine sinking 600 large into a house only to find out your address is someone's ass.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 12:12 PM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: Bob at May 23, 2011 04:09 PM (7us0J)
You mean aside from the semen?
Posted by: joncelli at May 23, 2011 04:11 PM (RD7QR)
and the blood...
Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 23, 2011 12:12 PM (136wp)
'no one more Irish than me'
Wow. He really thinks he's all things to all people, doesn't he?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2011 12:13 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: blaster at May 23, 2011 12:13 PM (l5dj7)
Posted by: Bob at May 23, 2011 04:09 PM (7us0J)
You mean aside from the semen?
Posted by: joncelli at May 23, 2011 04:11 PM (RD7QR)
and the blood...
Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 23, 2011 04:12 PM (136wp)
And the witness statements of her composure after the fact...
Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 12:13 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2011 12:13 PM (T8iAI)
There is plenty of evidence. Judges usually don't deny bail when there is no evidence. Judges don't usually change a no-bail agreement to a $5,000,000 bail plus house arrest plus guards plus confiscation of passport when there is no evidence.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 23, 2011 12:13 PM (LH6ir)
It's exactly what I think it is. Where does Hill Billy music come into this ontology? Then there is folk music. I don't know about you, but hearing Joan Baez sing makes me want to hurt people.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 04:07 PM (Q5+Og)
Try listening to a hippie shitbag liberal college psych professor go on and on about Simone de Beavoir (another commie piece of shit) for 3 months and try to keep your GPA at a 4.0. Nearly impossible.
Posted by: tangonine at May 23, 2011 12:14 PM (x3YFz)
196 Frank Gifford at least found a consensual one.
Posted by: dagny at May 23, 2011 12:15 PM (dcbhx)
'no one more Irish than me'
Wow. He really thinks he's all things to all people, doesn't he?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2011 04:13 PM (pLTLS)
Oh sweet Lord. I'm more Irish than him, and I'm half English, half mutt.
Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 12:15 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 23, 2011 12:15 PM (qBKEb)
Posted by: Bob at May 23, 2011 04:09 PM (7us0J)
You mean aside from the semen?
Posted by: joncelli at May 23, 2011 04:11 PM (RD7QR)
and the blood...
Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 23, 2011 04:12 PM (136wp)
And the witness statements of her composure after the fact...
Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 04:13 PM (4df7R)
Or the fact that her story has never wavered while his has been 'evolving'.
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 23, 2011 12:15 PM (pAlYe)
Wow. He really thinks he's all things to all people, doesn't he?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2011 04:13 PM (pLTLS)
"I am a river to my people. The Cuyahoga river, but still..." -- Barry O'Bama
Posted by: AmishDude at May 23, 2011 12:15 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 12:15 PM (+sBB4)
There is plenty of evidence. Judges usually don't deny bail when there is no evidence. Judges don't usually change a no-bail agreement to a $5,000,000 bail plus house arrest plus guards plus confiscation of passport when there is no evidence.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 23, 2011 04:13 PM (LH6ir)
He also was indicted by a Grand Jury. Which means a least 6 more people have seen the evidence and deemed him indictable.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 23, 2011 12:15 PM (136wp)
Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 04:11 PM (zL6Hj)
I've met several people in my lifetime that would qualify as "crimes against nature." Not that far fetched, IMO.
Posted by: tangonine at May 23, 2011 12:16 PM (x3YFz)
So the whole oral rape thing is confusing.... Did she not have teeth?
Good point dagny. Nothing say rut rooh like Scoobey chomping off Shaggies thingy.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 12:16 PM (Q5+Og)
Has anyone seriously brought up Bill Maher's mental health? He's an ugly man and obviously has paid for sex many times. Certain STD's are well known to cause mild psychosis.
The stuff that this guy says just makes no sense much of the time. Its beyond wacky. Its sick.
That he still calls himself a 'libertarian' says all you need to know about this whackjob.
BTW - Since when is it considered comedy to deliver 'jokes' with anger and outright hostility? Seriously.. who thinks that is funny? How on gods green earth did this guy get such a high profile gig?
Out of 320million people, he's the funniest guy HBO could find. Okay. Got it.
Syphilis is known to be an STD that is spread among the upper class and those cliques. just sayin'
Posted by: Billy Barty at May 23, 2011 12:16 PM (V+aEN)
pogue mahon, JEF
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, a Leading Indicator at May 23, 2011 12:17 PM (UqKQV)
Outcome: DSK convicted of forcible sodomy, kidnapping, etc., and then with political pressure, the Manhattan DA swaps DSK for Roman Polanski and potentially other miscreants. DSK is moved to France to serve his sentence in the Bastille.
Once in the Utopian lockup, DSK will be afforded the normal luxuries for elitist socialists such as a personal chef, manicurist, conjugal visits, and of course the opportunity to plunger and rape a few French or African courtesans.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 23, 2011 12:17 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: dagny at May 23, 2011 12:17 PM (dcbhx)
Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 04:15 PM (+sBB4)
You're referring to the "trust the crack whore over the evidence" rule?
Posted by: tangonine at May 23, 2011 12:17 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2011 12:18 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Jean Crowden...LGF Buttboy at May 23, 2011 12:18 PM (c45xH)
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 04:07 PM (Q5+Og)
What does Yoko Ono do to you?
Posted by: ErikW at May 23, 2011 12:18 PM (VaNe/)
You see a beautiful woman and the first thing you want to do is give her one in the squeakhole? That registers an 8 on the secretly homosexual meter.
It also seems more like the first thing a caveman who has never seen a woman before or a former gay guy trying to make the transition back to heterosexuality would do.
Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 12:18 PM (WJR8w)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 23, 2011 12:19 PM (npr0X)
He also was indicted by a Grand Jury. Which means a least 6 more people have seen the evidence and deemed him indictable.
I'm not disagreeing but a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich. Only the prosecutor presents evidence and can lie.
Posted by: dagny at May 23, 2011 12:19 PM (dcbhx)
I've met several people in my lifetime that would qualify as "crimes against nature." Not that far fetched, IMO.
Posted by: tangonine at May 23, 2011 04:16 PM (x3YFz)
There's a site dedicated to documenting them:http://tinyurl.com/l4uhap
Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 23, 2011 12:19 PM (136wp)
On April 10, 2006, defense attorneys stated that time-stamped photographs exist that show the dancer was injured upon arrival and very impaired.
On April 18, 2006, two members of the lacrosse team, Collin Finnerty, 19, and Reade Seligmann, 20, were arrested and indicted on charges of first degree forcible rape, first degree sexual offense and kidnapping.
Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 12:19 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: dagny at May 23, 2011 12:20 PM (dcbhx)
Wow. He really thinks he's all things to all people, doesn't he?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2011 04:13 PM (pLTLS)
I'm convinced his writers are now just writing shit to see if JEF is stupid enough to say whatever is on the TOTUS, no matter what. Probably have an office pool to see who gets JEF to reveal the most outrageous lie each week.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 23, 2011 12:20 PM (6yyVB)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, a Leading Indicator at May 23, 2011 04:17 PM (UqKQV)
Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat! JEF
Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 23, 2011 12:21 PM (136wp)
BTW - Since when is it considered comedy to deliver 'jokes' with anger and outright hostility? Seriously.. who thinks that is funny?
Posted by: Billy Barty at May 23, 2011 04:16 PM (V+aEN)
I think he's a riot!
Posted by: Zombie Pancake Rachel Corrie at May 23, 2011 12:21 PM (VaNe/)
You see a beautiful woman and the first thing you want to do is give her one in the squeakhole? That registers an 8 on the secretly homosexual meter.
It also seems more like the first thing a caveman who has never seen a woman before or a former gay guy trying to make the transition back to heterosexuality would do.
Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 04:18 PM (WJR8w)
I think in this case it boils down to the power issue that is always part of a rape scenario. She refused sex, then she refused to blow him, but he couldn't let her "win" like that.
I keep trying to remind myself that he's innocent until proven guilty, but it's damn hard.
Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 12:21 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 04:07 PM (Q5+Og)
What does Yoko Ono do to you?
Hurt a lot of people.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 12:21 PM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 23, 2011 12:22 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 23, 2011 12:22 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: Holdfast at May 23, 2011 12:22 PM (Gzb30)
Syphilis is known to be an STD that is spread among the upper class and those cliques. just sayin'
Posted by: Billy Barty at May 23, 2011 04:16 PM (V+aEN)
I couldn't disagree with you more...YOU'RE FIRED!
Posted by: The D. Trump at May 23, 2011 12:23 PM (pr+up)
Posted by: Ken at May 23, 2011 12:23 PM (dvQqE)
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2011 04:18 PM (nj1bB)
I was going to say, "Ahhh, I see." but I have reconsidered.
So he did that because he was pissed that she refused. That's a very violent act. He needs to be castrated if found guilty.
Posted by: dagny at May 23, 2011 12:23 PM (dcbhx)
Posted by: Holdfast at May 23, 2011 04:22 PM (Gzb30)
If you read the full story linked through Hot Air, it specifically identifies that the DNA was semen.
Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 12:24 PM (4df7R)
I keep trying to remind myself that he's innocent until proven guilty, but it's damn hard.
Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 04:21 PM (4df7R)
Agreed, but my French standards, he's guilty until proven innocent. (yes, and I know the crime was committed in the US)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 23, 2011 12:24 PM (136wp)
Posted by: nevergiveup at May 23, 2011 03:43 PM (i6RpT)
Hope so, I have him in weasel's dead pool.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2011 12:25 PM (z1N6a)
So he did that because he was pissed that she refused. That's a very violent act. He needs to be castrated if found guilty.
Posted by: dagny at May 23, 2011 04:23 PM (dcbhx)
And then be released into general population at Riker's Island. I'm a huge proponent of prison justice.
Posted by: ErikW at May 23, 2011 12:25 PM (VaNe/)
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 12:26 PM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 23, 2011 12:26 PM (qBKEb)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2011 12:26 PM (tqwMN)
With DSK's lawyers unfortunately nothing is a slam-dunk. They will be interviewing everyone this woman ever spoke to. By time of trial, they will know if/who she ever had sex with and whether she lied on a questionnaire.
They will say it is consensual and ask why she didn't scream for help in the hallway. They will confront her in the courtroom in a way that destroys her credibility.
It's what they do. They are scumbag, multi-million dollar defense lawyers.
Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 12:28 PM (WJR8w)
Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 12:29 PM (WJR8w)
Posted by: tmi3rd at May 23, 2011 12:29 PM (WRtsc)
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 04:26 PM (Q5+Og)
SUPER easy to prove though. If true, then you know he's a dangerous violent sadistic asshole. If he could force it in there then he has access to the other, refused or not.
Posted by: dagny at May 23, 2011 12:29 PM (dcbhx)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 23, 2011 12:29 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: dagny at May 23, 2011 12:30 PM (dcbhx)
Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 04:21 PM (4df7R)
But remember this presumption only applies in a court of law. Free thinking individuals can and should form their own opinions based on all the evidence available to them.
I say given previous accusations of rape + the earlier actions he's admitted to + the evidence so far in this case = he's almost certainly guilty.
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 23, 2011 12:31 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 23, 2011 12:32 PM (qBKEb)
Posted by: Socratease at May 23, 2011 12:32 PM (vaIln)
It's just that Maher wants to see more rape, the rest of us don't.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 23, 2011 12:35 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 23, 2011 12:35 PM (NtTkA)
You could have used a perfectly non-threatening term that people actually understand, like Lewisnsky, and half of these comments would never have been posted.
Posted by: Chuckit at May 23, 2011 12:36 PM (BVDQi)
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 04:26 PM (Q5+Og)
SUPER easy to prove though. If true, then you know he's a dangerous violent sadistic asshole. If he could force it in there then he has access to the other, refused or not.
If true, I would imagine that there was physical evidence collected from the both of them. OTOH, if she had agreed to the BJ for a tidy cleaning fee and was just really bad at it, a frenchman in flagrant delecto about to burst may have reached for the nearest operational outlet available. She maybe Snow White, and then she might be hustling a few extra bucks off the stupid french man. The medical evidence concerning the cul de sac should reveal the degree of consent or struggle. Just sayin.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 12:38 PM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 12:38 PM (zL6Hj)
No, I don't think it's a phony accusation, even if I haven't heard sworn testimony yet.
Posted by: real joe at May 23, 2011 12:38 PM (IpIBJ)
Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 12:40 PM (+sBB4)
Oh, brother, you morons! This is not a case involving anal sex. It was attempted oral sex. What, no bumhole? Shoosh, this story dies like a network made for TeeVee movie.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 12:43 PM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 12:46 PM (zL6Hj)
Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 12:47 PM (zL6Hj)
I'll remember that when some asshole assaults you, rips your clothes, and cums on your face and mouth. Yawn. We bite.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 12:47 PM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 12:49 PM (zL6Hj)
Posted by: lauren at May 23, 2011 12:52 PM (ibCFU)
"No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."
-Dr. Buckaroo Banzai
Posted by: Dr. Buckaroo Banzai at May 23, 2011 12:52 PM (MP/bH)
Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 12:52 PM (zL6Hj)
And when it happens to your mom: yawn. My Mom is dead. TUSIP, calm down, nobody condones forced sex (both rape and rape-rape) we are merely discussing the believability of the reported incident. The occurrence of staff servicing patron of hotels is not unheard of. That the frenchman is a pig is unquestioned. The question remains was incident consentual leading to disconsent or was it an ambush. I don't know.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 12:53 PM (Q5+Og)
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Posted by: Bob at May 23, 2011 12:56 PM (7us0J)
Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 12:58 PM (zL6Hj)
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Posted by: lauren at May 23, 2011 01:00 PM (ibCFU)
Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 01:00 PM (zL6Hj)
TUSIP, you are a screwhead. I'm not the touchy one. The jist of our discussion, you so rudely interrupted, was whether the evidence matched the reported incident. Now go away.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 01:03 PM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: The French at May 23, 2011 01:18 PM (lH6z9)
Posted by: Dominique Strass-Kahn at May 23, 2011 01:22 PM (xy9wk)
@226: 'I think in this case it boils down to the power issue that is always part of a rape scenario. She refused sex, then she refused to blow him, but he couldn't let her "win" like that."
Hall I did was to give ze poor servant ze tip. A tip. Pardon...your filzy Ainglish gives me ze trouble at times.
Posted by: Dominique Strass-Kahn at May 23, 2011 01:29 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 23, 2011 01:38 PM (zL6Hj)
Posted by: Ray Lewis at May 23, 2011 01:41 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Emily Latella at May 23, 2011 01:44 PM (Pir3k)
When I first heard the culprit referred to as "DSK", all I could think was "Oooh - he must be a really bad guy!"
It's almost like the Mel Gibson character in Conspiracy Theory, who mentions under what conditions a person in the news is referred to by including his middle name (something which I assumed was silly when I first heard it in the movie, but which I have since noticed is kinda true!).
Posted by: Optimizer at May 23, 2011 01:51 PM (F56VB)
More to the point, Maher has really outdone himself (with help). First, he redefines socialism as "just another political party, blah, blah". Then his goofy sidekick accuses - well, he really doesn't even say who, but the context seems to imply the dreaded "Teabaggers" - of redefining words. Wow.
And his other goofy sidekick, who puts forth the theory that socialism is just some minor augmentation of capitalism to make things work better. OMG! This lady, from the Financial Times - a newspaper in Britain that professes to support capitalism, but is generally so really confused about it that they might as well admit to being Lefties (it's not just her).
It brings me back something Maher did that is genuinely funny, though. I was channel surfing, and caught a snippet of some standup show he did years ago. He dumping on Bush over "the surge", how stupid Bush thinks he knows better than everybody else. Maybe in 10 or 20 years, they'll be selling tapes of Maher to conservatives, just so they can laugh at the stupid things he complained about that have since panned out.
Yeah, and Obama isn't a "fake socialist" - he's just a socialist who's "in the closet" about it.
Posted by: Optimizer at May 23, 2011 02:01 PM (F56VB)
271 Bob, they dragged a high ranking internatl banker off a jet. I think there has to be enough physical evidence to do that. A "he said, she said" would not be enough. Posted by: lauren at May 23, 2011 05:00 PM (ibCFU)Ya and I remember how they treated the duke rape case with even less evidence that sex let alone rape happened.
Posted by: Bob at May 23, 2011 02:17 PM (7us0J)
But I know you are joking.
I never found Maher entertaining and I continue to be puzzled how such dumb, ignorant anuses like him can make so much money and get so famous from saying essentially stupid things all week.
I know Dan Rather did the same thing, but still ...
Posted by: Full Moon at May 23, 2011 02:19 PM (m75CK)
Bill Maher is a lot like Strauss-Kahn - He's a socialist progressive too, and every time Bill Maher opens his mouth, I feel like I've been raped in the butt.
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