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December 24, 2011

~~Sunday~~ Saturday NFL Thread
— andy

Because that other one was totally not intended to take the place of this:

It's a tradition, after all. And what would Christmas be without traditions?

Hope you morons and moronettes have a great one. [ace]: Did this guy get some of the magic Reindeer food?

Posted by: andy at 10:02 AM | Comments (241)
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1 wow First? Really?

Posted by: dontheflyer at December 24, 2011 10:04 AM (Ibx+6)

2 "Ho"

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 10:04 AM (5H6zj)

3 Is that a Raiderette? I think I see a skull and crossbones on her buckle.

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 10:04 AM (5H6zj)

4 She's wearing a buckle?

Posted by: dontheflyer at December 24, 2011 10:05 AM (Ibx+6)

5 I want to unwrap her.

Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2011 10:06 AM (GULKT)

6 Bucs. They apparently have the hottest, or at least most photographed, cheerleaders in the NFL.

Posted by: Andy at December 24, 2011 10:06 AM (XG+Mn)

7 She's purty

Posted by: fluffy at December 24, 2011 10:06 AM (Lpgtj)

8 What is up with New England today?

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 10:06 AM (5H6zj)

9 Go Lions! Clinch a playoff berth this afternoon!

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at December 24, 2011 10:07 AM (HpT9p)

10 6 Bucs.

Are you sure? Because the pom-poms are the wrong color.

The black and silver ones, not the flesh-colored ones!

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 10:07 AM (5H6zj)

11 Those shadow government communication domes must be exposed at once.

Posted by: Ron Paul at December 24, 2011 10:07 AM (Qxdfp)

12 But you can't see her elbows so how are we to know if she's hot?

You know, if the Broncos D would actually play some D, there would be less need for Tebow Time.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 24, 2011 10:08 AM (Gk3SS)

13 But you can't see her elbows so how are we to know if she's hot?

You kids with your free internet porn; nothing is too explicit.

Subtlety forces you to use your imagination.

My lawn, get off it.

Posted by: fluffy at December 24, 2011 10:10 AM (Lpgtj)

14 She has a pot belly!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 10:10 AM (niZvt)

15 I got pre-Christmas blues yesterday for some reason, but I'm feeling a little better now. The Man has a cold, though, so NO SEX TONIGHT! :-(

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 10:10 AM (5H6zj)

16 ATC, I just presume her elbows are very, very pointy.

Posted by: Andy at December 24, 2011 10:11 AM (XG+Mn)

17 NO SEX TONIGHT! :-(

C'mere, Honey. I'll do sex to you.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 24, 2011 10:12 AM (Lpgtj)

Well, okay then, if we can't have coed's then a pro cheerboober will have to do!

On a more Christmasy note ... there is one hell of a comet putting on a show in the Southern Hemisphere: Comet Lovejoy 2011. It was discovered by an amateur.

Posted by: Errol at December 24, 2011 10:12 AM (vewos)

19 The only redeeming quality of Iranians is that they consider a pot belly to be sensuous (sensual?).

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 10:12 AM (5H6zj)

20 Free NFL Live Online

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 24, 2011 10:13 AM (ic7lE)

21 I do believe that those Sweater Puppehs are real...... and they are FANTASTIC!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 24, 2011 10:13 AM (jucos)

22 8 What is up with New England today?

Perhaps the pact extension with Satan that the Cheatriots signed last week was only good for 1 game.

Tebow's revenge!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 24, 2011 10:13 AM (UR5vq)

23 Wow. Thanks Andy, you just ruined my busy day.

_{Back to my bunk.....}

Posted by: NC Ref at December 24, 2011 10:14 AM (/izg2)

24 Yummy cheerleader. I'd be on that faster than Obama on the golf course.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 24, 2011 10:15 AM (TCyyS)

25 Broncos would have answered the punt return, but got penalized for accidentally touching a defensive player on the ensuing kickoff.

In addition, there are no flags in this game for tackling a receiver before the ball gets there.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 24, 2011 10:15 AM (Qxe/p)

26 Great googly moogly! So that's what sugarplums look like. brb

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 10:17 AM (4q5tP)

27 BigUns!

Posted by: Vic at December 24, 2011 10:18 AM (YdQQY)

28 No way would I wait until tomorrow to unwrap that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 24, 2011 10:20 AM (ENKCw)

29 WTF?!!!

Is that a cheerleader for the Camden Hellcats?

Who said cheerleaders need to look classy eh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 10:20 AM (piMMO)

30 Santa will not be stopping at Bradley Manning's cell for cookies and milk, I bet. Who ever gave me this cold should not get a present, Santa, just give them the standard lump of coal that bad boys and girls are supposed to get. And yes, Santa, I only looked at the buckle!

Posted by: Errol at December 24, 2011 10:21 AM (vewos)

31 19 The only redeeming quality of Iranians is that they consider a pot belly to be sensuous (sensual?).Â Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 02:12 PM (5H6zj) Good news for pot bellied goats everywhere!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 10:21 AM (niZvt)

32 I can't get over her belt actually hugging under her belly.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 10:23 AM (piMMO)

Hopefully after halftime, John Fox will put away his ultra conservative playbook that would even make The John Birch Society blush.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 24, 2011 10:23 AM (B89As)

34 That Giants TD will be called back. The Jets player's elbow hits the ground. That's why the ball came out.

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 10:24 AM (5H6zj)

35 I'm so banging her in her sleep tonight.

Posted by: Santa at December 24, 2011 10:24 AM (Sh42X)

36 "Flesh-color" has been discontinued, Y-not! I'm afraid the best we can call your twins are Baloney-colored, with pimiento centers.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 10:24 AM (niZvt)

37 If that's Santa, this year I want her on my lap.

Posted by: kev at December 24, 2011 10:24 AM (u522y)

38 One of my favorite Christmas songs, Christmas Day by the Beach Boys.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 10:26 AM (4q5tP)

39 Jets suck.
Go Eagles! Tony Homo doesnt stand a chance.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 24, 2011 10:26 AM (FKQng)

40
Yeah, Broncs having a hard time again. Bills get a punt return td where it sure looked like the guy stepped out and then the touch flag penalty on their td kickoff return was lets say ticky tack.

I would like to see them in the playoffs for the fun of it but they may not even make it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 24, 2011 10:26 AM (JYheX)

41 _{fucking vikings}

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 24, 2011 10:27 AM (ic7lE)

42 I'm so banging her in her sleep tonight.

Posted by: Santa at December 24, 2011 02:24 PM (Sh42X)

Was she naughty or nice this year?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 10:27 AM (4q5tP)

43 Yeah, Broncs having a hard time again. Bills get a punt return td where it sure looked like the guy stepped out and then the touch flag penalty on their td kickoff return was lets say ticky tack.

You forgot the new rule where they can tackle the Bronco receivers before the ball gets there.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 24, 2011 10:27 AM (Qxe/p)

44 The officiating has gotten worse as the season has gone on.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 24, 2011 10:28 AM (Sh42X)

45 32 I can't get over her belt actually hugging under her belly. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 02:23 PM (piMMO) I can't get over her breastesses!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 10:28 AM (niZvt)

Go Eagles! Tony Homo doesnt stand a chance.

Ah the Eagles, that fat slob Andy Reid and his dog killing QB......the only team in the league that can inspire me to root for Tony Homo and the Cowboys.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 24, 2011 10:28 AM (B89As)

47 You forgot the new rule where they can tackle the Bronco receivers before the ball gets there.

So, I wasn't just imagining that, huh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 10:28 AM (piMMO)

48 Cleavage!

Posted by: ErikW at December 24, 2011 10:28 AM (a5Jjz)

49 48 Cleavage!

Cleavage is life,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 24, 2011 10:29 AM (UR5vq)

50 Officiating this year does suck.

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 10:29 AM (5H6zj)

51 >>Was she naughty or nice this year?

Irrelevant, she's waking up with a sore ass.

Posted by: Santa at December 24, 2011 10:29 AM (Sh42X)

52 Well, since I'm up against Wes Welker today, all I can say is Go Fins!

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 10:30 AM (5H6zj)

53 She's wearing a belt?

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 24, 2011 10:30 AM (bihaV)

54 I've got just the thing to stuff those stockings.

Posted by: St. Nick at December 24, 2011 10:31 AM (FabC8)

55 I can't get over her breastesses!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 02:28 PM (niZvt)

Upon closer inspection, it appears there is no getting under or around them either. We may have to go straight up the middle. Volunteers?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 10:31 AM (4q5tP)

56 Smile! Hair! Cleavage! Bosoms! Bunk!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at December 24, 2011 10:31 AM (kbOju)

57 That's a good cookie!

Posted by: Santa (from the Xfinity commercials) at December 24, 2011 10:32 AM (5H6zj)

58 Sigh. Santa...please? Just one night minute.

Posted by: Barry S at December 24, 2011 10:32 AM (U7bVD)

59 I added Simpson's endzone-flip video.

Posted by: ace at December 24, 2011 10:33 AM (nj1bB)

60 I love short skirts.

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 24, 2011 10:34 AM (ic7lE)

61 Irrelevant, she's waking up with a sore ass.

Posted by: Santa at December 24, 2011 02:29 PM (Sh42X)

I've got just the thing to stuff those stockings.

Posted by: St. Nick at December 24, 2011 02:31 PM (FabC

From the looks of her, you'd better eat your Wheaties before going ho, ho, ho-ing. Rowr!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 10:34 AM (4q5tP)

62 I can't get over her breastesses!

She does have beautiful breatesses, yet she also has some of the worst, most orange, and dried out hair I've ever seen, a pot belly and buck-teeth.

She is the only cheerleader I have failed to defend from criticism all season.

Men are, indeed, whores.

I bet she laughs like a mule.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 10:34 AM (piMMO)

63 Reggie Bush had a pretty good leap over a player as well, although not near as spectacular or consequential as Simpson's.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 24, 2011 10:35 AM (B89As)

64 Damnit! Talking about cheerleaders just isn't as much fun without Old Sailor around.

Where is he?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 10:36 AM (piMMO)

65 I just saw the fipped on tv........... that was good.

Posted by: Racefan at December 24, 2011 10:36 AM (dNoc6)

66 What is that girls name?

Posted by: Big T Party at December 24, 2011 10:37 AM (hC5jI)

67 I bet she laughs like a mule. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 02:34 PM (piMMO) I bet she melts she like butter.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 10:37 AM (niZvt)

68 >>I bet she laughs like a mule.

Not in her sleep.

Posted by: Santa at December 24, 2011 10:37 AM (Sh42X)

69 She does seem to be past her prime. I think her belly is not as big as that picture implies, though. You can see her ribs, so there's no way she's a fatty.

Mostly, I fault her makeup and hair, which seem like something circa the 70s.

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 10:37 AM (5H6zj)

70 66 What is that girls name? Posted by: Big T Party at December 24, 2011 02:37 PM (hC5jI) Cleavage.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 10:38 AM (niZvt)

phuquen broncos

Posted by: Jones at December 24, 2011 10:39 AM (8sCoq)

72 Big breastses seem to atone for many other faults. I should do a study.

Victa Cruz may be my new favorite Jint. (cue salsa dance)

Posted by: real joe at December 24, 2011 10:39 AM (w7Lv+)

73 Mostly, I fault her makeup and hair, which seem like something circa the 70s. Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 02:37 PM (5H6zj) Hair? She has hair??

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 10:40 AM (niZvt)

74 We men look past the makeup and hair to see the beauty underneath her top

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 24, 2011 10:40 AM (bihaV)

you basement dwelling homos can find fault with any female

that cheerleader is hot- she is sex on a stick and you guys are nitpicking

Posted by: Jones at December 24, 2011 10:41 AM (8sCoq)

76 THAT has the potential for some epic motorboating.

Posted by: ErikW at December 24, 2011 10:41 AM (a5Jjz)

77 She has less hair than you think.

Posted by: Santa at December 24, 2011 10:41 AM (Sh42X)

78 77 She has less hair than you think. Posted by: Santa at December 24, 2011 02:41 PM (Sh42X) Gone up that chimney already, eh? Ho, ho, ho!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 10:41 AM (niZvt)

Endzone flip is spectacular, one handed grip on ball throughout.

Here's a highschool TD hurdle. My kids' high school is on the wrong side of this one. It's about 5 years old.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 10:42 AM (4q5tP)

80 Morons, those are genuwhine home grown boobs.

Posted by: Pecos, Big Sis proves Luap is right about Yetis at December 24, 2011 10:42 AM (2Gb0y)

81 Santa's not averse to a little pruning if need be.

Posted by: Santa at December 24, 2011 10:43 AM (Sh42X)

82 Peterson injured.

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 24, 2011 10:43 AM (ic7lE)

83 Santa's not averse to a little pruning if need be.

Posted by: Santa at December 24, 2011 02:43 PM (Sh42X)

Watch for the sap. Gets everywhere.

Posted by: Clark Griswold at December 24, 2011 10:44 AM (4q5tP)

84 it's the Bills and the officials vs the Denver Broncos

Posted by: Jones at December 24, 2011 10:44 AM (8sCoq)

I'd say she's looking a little large becuz it's cold where she is. Or she's glad to see us.

In any case reminds me of a date whilst a junior in high school--long long ago before 10 year olds were jumping each other's bones with regularity and about5 years before the Pill came out. I had a good looking high school date all dressed in red and white--in early December. I told her she looked like a Christmas Present and I'd like to unwrap her. Got slapped for my pains.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 24, 2011 10:45 AM (3ESDJ)

86 81 Santa's not averse to a little pruning if need be. Posted by: Santa at December 24, 2011 02:43 PM (Sh42X) Delivering some Bikini Wax Barbies this year, are we?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 10:45 AM (niZvt)

87 Andrian Peterson hurt bad

Posted by: Zakn at December 24, 2011 10:45 AM (zyaZ1)

88 She does seem to be past her prime. I think her belly is not as big as that picture implies, though. You can see her ribs, so there's no way she's a fatty.

Look again! Not ribs. Cellulite.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 10:46 AM (piMMO)

89 I never comment on football threads, but those cheerleader boobs demand it.

Posted by: Berserker at December 24, 2011 10:46 AM (FMbng)

90 14She has a pot belly! Pot belly, I think she is prego.

Posted by: Buffalobob at December 24, 2011 10:46 AM (GwH6h)

91 I told her she looked like a Christmas Present and I'd like to unwrap her. Got slapped for my pains.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 24, 2011 02:45 PM (3ESDJ)

yeah, I'm old enough to remember a time when girls slapped boys for being fresh

lawn. off. get!

Posted by: Jones at December 24, 2011 10:47 AM (8sCoq)

92 Cheerleader has that far away look in her eyes. I like it.

Posted by: Ronster at December 24, 2011 10:47 AM (JGYCE)

93 I had a good looking high school date all dressed in red and white--in early December. I told her she looked like a Christmas Present and I'd like to unwrap her. Got slapped for my pains. Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 24, 2011 02:45 PM (3ESDJ) Today her granddaughter is probably posting nekkid pics of herself on the Net. Our society is circling the gutter, but the good news is: we get to die before the final suckage.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 10:47 AM (niZvt)

Nice to see Denver open up the play book a bit.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 24, 2011 10:47 AM (B89As)

95 Andrian Peterson hurt bad

Glad I left Gerhart in the lineup.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 10:48 AM (piMMO)

96 Tebow smites the atheist refs.

Posted by: robtr at December 24, 2011 10:48 AM (MtwBb)

97 You could probably tune in Tokyo with those things...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 10:49 AM (niZvt)

you basement dwelling homos can find fault with any female

Excuse me, I'm above ground now, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 24, 2011 10:49 AM (UR5vq)

99 92 Cheerleader has that far away look in her eyes. I like it. Posted by: Ronster at December 24, 2011 02:47 PM (JGYCE) Cocaine?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 10:49 AM (niZvt)

100 Ponder with a concussion.

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 24, 2011 10:50 AM (ic7lE)

101 Tebow smites the atheist refs.

What's up with that? Bronco receivers that wide open are supposed to drop passes until there's about 5 minutes left in the game!

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 24, 2011 10:50 AM (Qxe/p)

102 98 you basement dwelling homos can find fault with any female Excuse me, I'm above ground now, . Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 24, 2011 02:49 PM (UR5vq) Oh, an attic dweller, eh?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 10:50 AM (niZvt)

103 I will give you fellas this.

Between the gut and the cellulite, she clearly likes to drink. You might have a shot after all.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 10:50 AM (piMMO)

104 Between the gut and the cellulite, she clearly likes to drink. You might have a shot after all. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 02:50 PM (piMMO) All I want is a little squirt...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 10:51 AM (niZvt)

105

Tebow smites the atheist refs.

the refs disallowed a 90+ yd KO return TD because a Bronco player gave a Bills defender a dirty look

Posted by: Jones at December 24, 2011 10:51 AM (8sCoq)

106 That can't be a Bucs cheerleader. I think I read somewhere that the Bucs won't let them cheer after the first trimester.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2011 10:52 AM (+9xkc)

107 Italicized my own damn comment!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 10:52 AM (piMMO)

108 107 Italicized my own damn comment! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 02:52 PM (piMMO) I didn't know you were Italican!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 10:53 AM (niZvt)

109

>Between the gut and the cellulite

you're mad.

Posted by: Jones at December 24, 2011 10:53 AM (8sCoq)

110

Dang, denver. You might as well waited until he was in the huddle to hit him

Posted by: robtr at December 24, 2011 10:53 AM (MtwBb)

111 That can't be a Bucs cheerleader. I think I read somewhere that the Bucs won't let them cheer after the first trimester.

Diversity policy. With the Bucs strict exercise regimen, and near perfect group of young women on the squad, they had to allow at least one old washed up drunk on the team.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 10:53 AM (piMMO)

112 Italicized my own damn comment!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 02:52 PM (piMMO)

Which means your comment is meaningless and I will ignore it.

Posted by: Ronster at December 24, 2011 10:54 AM (JGYCE)

113 No, there's no proof that George Michael has AIDS. I know that's what you were all secretly asking yourselves.

Posted by: Truman North at December 24, 2011 10:57 AM (I2LwF)

114 Skyrim is 33% off in the Steam store..Fucking compelling.

Posted by: Zakn at December 24, 2011 10:59 AM (zyaZ1)

115
It appears my lucky week in pickem last week is not quite gonna carry over.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 24, 2011 10:59 AM (JYheX)

116 So after Crayola banned Flesh-colored crayons, what did they replace them that color with, anyway?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 11:00 AM (niZvt)

117 Now to go brave the Supermarket. I forgot 3 things. Ugh. It's gonna be a zoo

Posted by: Zakn at December 24, 2011 11:00 AM (zyaZ1)

118 So after Crayola banned Flesh-colored crayons, what did they replace them that color with, anyway?

Spray tan orange?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 11:01 AM (piMMO)

119 114 Skyrim is 33% off in the Steam store..Fucking compelling.

Posted by: Zakn at December 24, 2011 02:59 PM (zyaZ1)

Hmmm, I may have to get that then. I considered getting it, and didn't put it on my christmas list so I know I won't getting it tonight, unlike a few days ago when Arkham City was on sale but I wasn't sure if I would be getting that. Saving $20 would be good.

Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2011 11:01 AM (GULKT)

120 I, for one, toast her pleasing soft roundedness. Santa came early and left some brown liquor in a purple bag for me to salute her with. Vertrinken!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2011 11:01 AM (4q5tP)

121

what did they replace them that color with, anyway?

Mangenta

Posted by: Ronster at December 24, 2011 11:02 AM (JGYCE)

122 Anyone else gonna play the NFL Playoff Challenge?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 11:04 AM (piMMO)

123 So after Crayola banned Flesh-colored crayons, what did they replace them that color with, anyway?

A coupon for a free diversity training class.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2011 11:05 AM (+9xkc)

124 122 Anyone else gonna play the NFL Playoff Challenge?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 03:04 PM (piMMO)

Dave in Texas (or Ben and CDR M) set it up last year for the morons, so I assume (hope) they will do the same thing this year.

Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2011 11:05 AM (GULKT)

125
Maybe that Broncs D wasn't as good as I thought earlier. yikes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 24, 2011 11:08 AM (JYheX)

126 Hair?

She has hair??

Not where you're looking, CoolCzech!

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 11:09 AM (5H6zj)

127 Thank you for posting a hot cheerleader pic on Christmas Eve. It's much appreciated. You may resume posting backfat tranny pics next week. Merry Christmas.

Posted by: Joejm65 at December 24, 2011 11:10 AM (zjkh9)

128 79

Endzone flip is spectacular, one handed grip on ball throughout.

---

One of my favorite plays was Darrell Green hurdling an opposition player and continuing with his run during a kick return. Man, he was a great player.

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 11:11 AM (5H6zj)

129 Now to go brave the Supermarket. I forgot 3 things. Ugh. It's gonna be a zoo

Posted by: Zakn at December 24, 2011 03:00 PM (zyaZ1)

Got that over with this morning. I live outside a small rural town and it seemed like everyone was at Kroger!

There was tons of samples though. That was breakfast.

Posted by: ErikW at December 24, 2011 11:12 AM (a5Jjz)

130 125 - Donks safeties are kitty litter with Dawkins out. They still need a shitload of talent in the next couple of drafts. Alleged Orange Crush sightings have been waaay premature this year.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at December 24, 2011 11:18 AM (LN+6O)

131 Wow.

Now that's the kind of upper body I like seeing on cheerleaders.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 24, 2011 11:20 AM (KXXIv)

132 125
Maybe that Broncs D wasn't as good as I thought earlier. yikes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 24, 2011 03:08 PM (JYheX)

Dawkins is out.

Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2011 11:20 AM (GULKT)

133 Shit the Panthers are lighting up the Bucs.

Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2011 11:23 AM (GULKT)

134 The Bronco's defense before Tebow, peace be upon him, was terrible. After He became the starter, the Broncos stopped turning the ball over so much and began running the ball much better, giving the defense a rest. Today the Denver defense has returned to form.

Posted by: Santa at December 24, 2011 11:25 AM (Sh42X)

135 PS, it's Tebow time.

Posted by: Santa at December 24, 2011 11:27 AM (Sh42X)

136 Oh and I expect that flip to be the highlight of the week.

Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2011 11:28 AM (GULKT)

137 Finally a cheerleader image that really brings the goods.

Posted by: CAC at December 24, 2011 11:37 AM (JEVge)

138 Sweet fancy Moses, I bet that girl doesn't have pointy elbows! Yowza!

So, anybody watching Miami-Pats? I'm not, but I see they are tied. Tied? Srsly? What's the story?

Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2011 11:38 AM (kPh2K)

139 Damn, now Coughlin won't get fired.

Posted by: Chris R, red in NY-9 at December 24, 2011 11:39 AM (u2x4P)

140 Stupid Ravens giving up 14 points to the Browns. Geez.

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 11:40 AM (5H6zj)

141 Thanks, Rex!

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 24, 2011 11:42 AM (ic7lE)

142

Santa @ 134 pretty much pegs it. Broncos are still 3 D-linemen, 1 linebacker and 3 DB's short of being a good defense.

And Tebow, PBUH, can't do a helluva lot with the mish-mash receiving corps. Trading Brandon Lloyd for a fifth round pick made sense in what universe ?

+1 on the pic, too. Actually, +2.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at December 24, 2011 11:42 AM (LN+6O)

143 142 Plus a really big 2!

Posted by: Big T Party at December 24, 2011 11:45 AM (hC5jI)

144

Pick 6 for Timmah. Game over, dude.

Imagine that - Broncos choking in a playoff race. Unheard of.

/sarc off

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at December 24, 2011 11:47 AM (LN+6O)

145 Dave in Texas (or Ben and CDR M) set it up last year for the morons, so I assume (hope) they will do the same thing this year.

Good! I signed up to play on a generic league but would rather play with the morons(ettes).

And damnit, Eli. Can't you throw to anyone besides Cruz?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 11:47 AM (piMMO)

146
Her bra is showing, and she needs to tone the brass down in her hair a bit, but Thor would nonetheless like to extend his deepest gratitude to you, Andy and wishes you a very Merry Christmas.

And she does not have a pot belly!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 11:47 AM (SsG4J)

147 Take solace, Tebow fans. Jesus is kind of busy today getting ready for his birthday.

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 11:49 AM (5H6zj)

148 And she does not have a pot belly!

She is not bowing her back and her belly extends beyond her thighs. You're right. It's not a pot belly.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 11:54 AM (piMMO)

149 I hope Crabtree and Matthews show up today or I'm a goner.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 11:55 AM (piMMO)

150 Take solace, Tebow fans. Jesus is kind of busy today getting ready for his birthday watching the Pats game with his dad.

fify

Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2011 12:02 PM (kPh2K)

151 149 I hope Crabtree and Matthews show up today or I'm a goner.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 03:55 PM (piMMO)

You're screwed. The 49ers are playing in Seattle.

Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2011 12:04 PM (GULKT)

152 And Tebow, PBUH, can't do a helluva lot with the mish-mash receiving corps. Trading Brandon Lloyd for a fifth round pick made sense in what universe ?

It made perfect sense when Elway was thinking "draft Andrew Luck".
He wasn't thinking that -- he was saying it out loud!

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 24, 2011 12:07 PM (Qxe/p)

153 Vikings win?

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 24, 2011 12:09 PM (ic7lE)

154 Sanchez is an idiot. I just saw him dive head first with about 4 Giants players coming at him.

Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2011 12:09 PM (GULKT)

155 I wonder how much Jet cock can these refs suck in a single game.

Posted by: Chris R, red in NY-9 at December 24, 2011 12:11 PM (u2x4P)

156 Jeez, buzzion, really? I had high hopes for Sanchez, but he hasn't really lived up to his early promise.

Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2011 12:11 PM (kPh2K)

157 It was near the goal line, but still it just looked like an incredibly bad idea to try something like that. Especially since there was a flag on the play. There was no need to dive like that.

Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2011 12:14 PM (GULKT)

158 Sanchez is an idiot. I just saw him dive head first with about 4 Giants players coming at him.

And yet.....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 12:17 PM (piMMO)

159 I would so love to put it down her chimney IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Holger at December 24, 2011 12:18 PM (zaVyn)

160 Pretty sure that's a man, baby.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 24, 2011 12:21 PM (PddVe)

161

152 - I just hope he doesn't pull a Ditka on me and trade the store for the #1 pick. He's got a bad bromance for his little Stanford mini-me.

I'm going to say it again - we're a bad football team that needs a ton of players, not one frickin' QB. Our D surrendered 26 points to the stinking Bills today before Jesus changed the channel and Timmah started chucking picks all over the place.

Tebow could have used Jesus on the O-line, or catching passes today as well. Throw in unmotivated play across the board and stupid penalties and you have today's game.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at December 24, 2011 12:22 PM (LN+6O)

162 Jesus hates the Broncos

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 24, 2011 12:24 PM (jucos)

163 Surprised Jets not challenging, the refs have been delivering for them all day.

Posted by: Chris R, red in NY-9 at December 24, 2011 12:28 PM (u2x4P)

164 That cheerleader does have a pot belly. That skull and crossbones belt buckle is almost parallel to the ground.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 24, 2011 12:28 PM (jucos)

165 You know, the more I look at those things, the more I realize that's no cleavage... It's a Friggin' Crevasse!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 12:29 PM (niZvt)

166 What kind of parent names their little baby Dabrickeshaw (sp)?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 24, 2011 12:30 PM (jucos)

167 And there's the cherry. Thank you for saving me from dozens of preening annoying Jet fan in laws when I go see them tonight.

Posted by: Chris R, red in NY-9 at December 24, 2011 12:30 PM (u2x4P)

168 165 That cheerleader does have a pot belly. That skull and crossbones belt buckle is almost parallel to the ground. Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 24, 2011 04:28 PM (jucos) Au Contraire! If you look carefully, you'll realize that her belt is approximately 23 degrees south of parallel with the ground. She's pot bellied, alright. And I bet when porked, she does a pretty good impression of a Vietnamese Pot Bellied Piglet squealing.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 12:31 PM (niZvt)

169 >>Dabrickeshaw

Yeah, when I heard that name I thought they were talking about those little carts that the little Asian dudes pull around.

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 12:32 PM (5H6zj)

170 Every single store - save the liquor store, of all things! - where I did some last minute shopping today wished me a "nice afternoon." Not even a Happy Holidays, anymore. What's a guy to do... except carefully inspect this cheerboober over carefully for any signs of cellulite...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 12:33 PM (niZvt)

171 Merry Christmas Eve, everyone!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 12:34 PM (niZvt)

172 Bah. Fucking. Hum. Bug.

I shall throw myself on the dubious mercy of the Horde. My mom told me today that it's nearly positive that they are going to have to cancel their trip to the Rose Bowl because my father's health is deteriorating to the point he can't make the trip, Epic Bad Things at work are going to come to a head next week and one of my best friends just let me know she totaled her car today (she and doglet are fine thank you God). And I can't start drinking since church is in a few hours and driving to church drunk is a Bad Idea.

Bah. Fucking. Hum. Bug.

Fuck it, maybe I will get Skyrim for to distract myself.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 24, 2011 12:34 PM (Gk3SS)

173 What's a guy to do... except carefully inspect this cheerboober over carefully for any signs of cellulite...

Easy. Look at her left side.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 12:35 PM (piMMO)

174 It's D'Brickashaw. Liberal use of the apostrophe is a...um,....never mind.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 24, 2011 12:35 PM (PddVe)

175 Yeah, when I heard that name I thought they were talking about those little carts that the little Asian dudes pull around. Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 04:32 PM (5H6zj) Size doesn't matter, you know! You should see me do Kung Fu, doggy style...

Posted by: Little Asian Dude at December 24, 2011 12:35 PM (niZvt)

176 Easy. Look at her left side. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 04:35 PM (piMMO) I'm trying, but all I see is a huge boob...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 24, 2011 12:36 PM (niZvt)

177 She has a pot belly but, given the chance, I would give her the best 4 seconds of my life. Better than riding a moped.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 24, 2011 12:37 PM (jucos)

178 Posted by: alexthechick at December 24, 2011 04:34 PM

Sorry to hear all that! Maybe you'll feel better after church.

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 12:37 PM (5H6zj)

179 Romo hurt, Eagles DONE

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 24, 2011 12:38 PM (PddVe)

180 Sorry to hear all that! Maybe you'll feel better after church.

Hopefully, yes. Though our "candlelight" service only actually has us using candles for the last song. I am torn about this because a. it would be nice to have more than that but b. I am pro not burning the church down.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 24, 2011 12:39 PM (Gk3SS)

181 A little tummy is good. Provides a soft place for your head. Unless, of course, something kicks you in the ear.

Posted by: Ronster at December 24, 2011 12:39 PM (JGYCE)

182 There was a girl that had most of her hair burned off at a candlelight service at my boyhood church. The following year there was a minimum age to hold the candles.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 24, 2011 12:41 PM (jucos)

183 alexthechick, I am sorry to hear about your daddy and work. A big hell yes to the Skyrim antidote!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:42 PM (SsG4J)

184 alexthechick, I am sorry to hear about your daddy and work. A big hell yes to the Skyrim antidote!

Hmmm. I may pop out and get it since I still have a gift card for last Christmas to use.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 24, 2011 12:44 PM (Gk3SS)

185 Posted by: alexthechick at December 24, 2011 04:39 PM

I was out of sorts yesterday for various low-grade reasons, including my husband coming down with a cold (should I bother cooking tomorrow or not?) and my friend unburdening herself on lunch about her only son's shrew of a wife (who cheated on him and has him twisted around her little finger).

But I'm feeling a little better today. My dad was surprisingly human on the phone this morning, for one thing. He skipped an opportunity to lecture me about flu vaccine for once. And, I may even convince him to vote for Perry. He's grown skeptical of Newt and seems to really dislike Romney, which is odd since he's original from Massachusetts and likes Chris Christie. He said he was really disappointed that Christie endorsed Romney.

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 12:46 PM (5H6zj)

186 Sorry to hear all that! Maybe you'll feel better after church.

I received an email from Newsmax today about what has been discovered regarding how the brain reacts to the process of praying. I'm curious, although I haven't read it yet.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 12:47 PM (piMMO)

187 Start drinking and take a cab to church.

Posted by: Manbearpig at December 24, 2011 12:47 PM (iSczX)

188 The cheerleaders name is Jaime Hanna.

Our phone number is unlisted.

Posted by: Seth at December 24, 2011 12:47 PM (DzX9o)

189 Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 04:46 PM (5H6zj)

By the way, I have yet to thank you for the Nathan (Nathaniel?) Gunn (?) photos.

Bless you, my dear, bless you.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:48 PM (SsG4J)

190 Alexthechick, you have my sympathies and prayers for you and your dad. And a big hug . . . {{{alexthechick}}}

Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2011 12:48 PM (kPh2K)

191 Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 04:46 PM (5H6zj)

I'm glad to hear you're feeling better. I think it's just some me feeling sorry for myself because oh how I am put upon oh woe woe is me. I'll snap out of it in a bit.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 24, 2011 12:48 PM (Gk3SS)

192 alexthechick, I am sorry to hear about your daddy and work. A big hell yes to the Skyrim antidote!

In the meantime, pop over to You Tube and look for 'Skyrim WTF' and giggle at the glitchy stuff. It seems the fans really love the glitches.

Treadmill horse is interesting.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 12:48 PM (piMMO)

193 By the way, I have yet to thank you for the Nathan (Nathaniel?) Gunn (?) photos.

I'm a giver.

It was hard finding safe links because a lot of gays seem to be fans... but he is married with kids so we have him on our team.

Google him and you'll see half of his YouTube clips are of him singing shirtless.

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 12:50 PM (5H6zj)

194 The cheerleaders name is Jaime Hanna.

Our phone number is unlisted.

Ha!
Why the hell would she ever dye her hair that awful orange color? She looked much better before.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 12:50 PM (piMMO)

195 @194

And he does have a nice voice, too.

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 12:51 PM (5H6zj)

196 Awww thanks Peaches.

In other news, I have to congratulate Romo for making me feel sorry for him because they just showed his hand and oooooooowwwww.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 24, 2011 12:52 PM (Gk3SS)

197 Darn, I hate the Eagles even more than the Cowboys.

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 12:53 PM (5H6zj)

198 Google him and you'll see half of his YouTube clips are of him singing shirtless.

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 04:50 PM (5H6zj)

Hah, been doin' that since you first posted the pics! And he does have a really fabulous....voice.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:54 PM (SsG4J)

199 My husband kept saying he had a funny forehead.

I think that's the male equivalent of pointy elbows!

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 12:56 PM (5H6zj)

200 My husband kept saying he had a funny forehead. I think that's the male equivalent of pointy elbows! Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 04:56 PM (5H6zj) ---------------------------------------------------------- Pretty sure he is gay.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 24, 2011 12:58 PM (jucos)

201 He has a forehead?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:58 PM (SsG4J)

202 Pretty sure he is gay.

THIS is the male equivalent of pointy elbows. Every time, without fail.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 12:59 PM (SsG4J)

203 Hmmmm, she's kinda thick -- is that a tranny?

Posted by: billygoat at December 24, 2011 12:59 PM (6DDE+)

204 Uh.

Has anyone seen Buzzion since that Kate Upton link was posted?

Does anyone know CPR?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2011 01:00 PM (piMMO)

205 ...a little lot late on the pointy-elbows thread!!!

Posted by: billygoat at December 24, 2011 01:00 PM (6DDE+)

206 203 Pretty sure he is gay.

THIS is the male equivalent of pointy elbows. Every time, without fail.
----

Yep!

He's married with kids and he was singing with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir (who you'd think would try to pick performers not in major disagreement with the church), but, sure, he's really gay.

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 01:01 PM (5H6zj)

207 Very happy that Miami turned back into Miami in the second half today.

Posted by: Truman North at December 24, 2011 01:04 PM (I2LwF)

208 Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 05:01 PM (5H6zj)

In all fairness, he could be highly closeted, but still, it's the Pointy Elbow Syndrome for sure, at least for my husband!

I have noticed lately though that when I start drooling over some hottie, Thor says he looks like a Liberal. And damn it, that actually works to dampen my enthusiasm, even though I realize what he's up to.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:05 PM (SsG4J)

209 He's married with kids and he was singing swinging with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir....

^fify

Posted by: Seth at December 24, 2011 01:05 PM (DzX9o)

210 Chick's got a beer belly and hairy nostrils.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 24, 2011 01:10 PM (ceK0m)

211

Lookit, most women drool over gay men. Mrs. North is like that. All the guys she really drools over are probably gay. Or gay-looking.

Except for Randy Orton. No way to call him gay-looking.

Posted by: Truman North at December 24, 2011 01:11 PM (I2LwF)

212 Dallas ball!

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 01:15 PM (5H6zj)

213 Except for Randy Orton. No way to call him gay-looking.

So we have the Truman North Seal of Approval to Drool then?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:16 PM (SsG4J)

214 So how is it supposed to work? A guy is gay but he can still perform to completion enough times to have four or five kids? (I can't remember how many he said they had.)

I mean, how gay are you if you can routinely have sex with a woman?

There sure seem to be a lot of asterisks needed to accommodate all of the rules associated with being gay.

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 01:17 PM (5H6zj)

215 So how is it supposed to work?

According to a co-worker of mine, he just thought about baseball a lot. (Married 15 years, three kids.)

Men, even the gay ones, are wired different than us wimmenz. I think with lots of gays, it can be a matter of any port in a storm. Also, bi, maybe?

We need another Open Thread....

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 24, 2011 01:21 PM (SsG4J)

216 Allright my head is hurting over this. Say the Eagles win today and the Giants and Cowboys face off with the winner taking the NFC East crown, but what happens if they tie? Is it conference divisional record (where the Giants would be 2-3-1) or strength of schedule that determines it?

Posted by: Chris R, red in NY-9 at December 24, 2011 01:25 PM (u2x4P)

217 OT: My new favorite Christmas song: http://youtu.be/vxds6VknV-4

Posted by: Chris R, red in NY-9 at December 24, 2011 01:28 PM (u2x4P)

218 I was totally playing high today.

Posted by: Jerome Simpson at December 24, 2011 01:36 PM (I+l0+)

219 I hate this part of the season. It's so hard to tell which teams are just going to roll over and which will play it out for pride.

Posted by: toby928© at December 24, 2011 01:39 PM (GTbGH)

220 Mark Harmon. That is all.

Posted by: mpfs at December 24, 2011 01:40 PM (ZBf9z)

221 The only redeeming quality of Iranians is that they consider a pot belly to be sensuous (sensual?).

Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2011 02:12 PM (5H6zj)

Vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.

Posted by: Mrs Wormer at December 24, 2011 01:48 PM (AxHOT)

222 That Belt-Buckle ain't hiding her beer gut.

Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2011 02:27 PM (ZM5n0)

223 Could Dallas be any more sloppy?

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 24, 2011 02:42 PM (zGHzu)

224 I don't understand how it is possible to jump up and down and keep all of that under wraps. But maybe I'm just having trauma after trying to figure out wrapping paper, tape and bows.

Posted by: David at December 24, 2011 03:03 PM (5ANyb)

225 But... But... All I do is win?!?2

Posted by: Tim Int-bow at December 24, 2011 03:18 PM (taPBR)

226 224 Could Dallas be any more sloppy?

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 24, 2011 06:42 PM (zGHzu)

Geez, I'm trying!

Posted by: Debbie at December 24, 2011 03:19 PM (/izg2)

227 SF dodges a bullet.

They're good on the road

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 24, 2011 03:35 PM (RsgV/)

228 Looks like I missed all the post game fireworks between Brandon Jacobs and Rex Cryin'.

Posted by: Chris R, red in NY-9 at December 24, 2011 04:00 PM (u2x4P)

229 I hope you never stop! This is one of the best blogs Ive ever read. Youve got some mad skill here, man. I just hope that you dont lose your style because youre definitely one of the coolest bloggers out there. Please keep it up because the internet needs someone like you spreading the word.

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Posted by: Letters to Elise AudioBook at December 24, 2011 05:36 PM (a7Kyu)

233 The Lions walloped the Chargers today and clinched a playoff berth!

Posted by: mrp at December 24, 2011 05:59 PM (HjPtV)

234 I have Newton, Foster, MJD, in FF ..... and a very merry Christmas to me. In the playoffs and looking to take home the trophy. That cheerleader is gorgeous - thanks for the mammories .... errrr .... memories

Posted by: conservative-guy at December 24, 2011 07:55 PM (8JQg1)

235 Maahhhh friends, that girl is a THROWBACK to those good old days of slightly less athletic but undeniably buxom bombshell types, bigger at BOTH ends of the hourglass, bigger hair, more openly flirtatious and friendly, and really had a different and distinct air of sexiness. Not necessarily BETTER, but after years of being served a steady diet of sex symbols whose behavior seemed anything but sexy, this ancient pre-feminist stereotype sure FEELS better. And I second what the gentleman said about the faraway look in her eyes. Yummm...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at December 24, 2011 10:03 PM (xbrnB)

236 You guys are insane. That girl is smoking hot. Her belly is hot. Her "cellulite" is hot.

That girl would feel amazing in your arms. Girls are supposed to have stomachs and curves. They're supposed to be soft. You want a hard body, why not just have sex with a dude?

Posted by: Kensington at December 24, 2011 10:39 PM (uaEZS)

237 As the article says ....I really enjoy your blog. Intelligent and to the point.

Posted by: Deckard Cain Diablo III ePub at December 24, 2011 11:12 PM (NtUgd)

238 Kensington, to be fair, I've dated girls who were quite strong & athletic--hell, I MARRIED one--and they were in no way like dudes. No waaaaayyyyy, heheheh. As I said, each look has its appeal, but if you can't see the sexiness in that Bucs cheerleader, you must be a homo.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at December 25, 2011 01:49 AM (xbrnB)

239 Thats not a pot belly, its a beer belly!

Posted by: Mudshark at December 25, 2011 10:20 AM (JZ8od)

240 No pot belly, it just got that way from arching her back IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Gary Rosen at December 25, 2011 01:29 PM (9CzKK)

241 Why on earth would you be watching glenn beck on Christmas? Aren't there some candy canes or leftovers that need eating? Or the forty millionth showing of The Christmas Story? Tear yourself away, jaimo, please!

Posted by: corsets at December 26, 2011 03:32 PM (Ot7Lz)

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