April 13, 2011

Study: Alcohol Consumption... Helps You Remember
— Ace

Great. So now even my only cardio activity of "drinking to forget" is out.

What the hell, man?

Now, they're actually not talking about learning or memory as you think of them. They're talking about making the brain malleable and shapable, and they link this to drug dependency -- when you tweak your brain in this way, you're teaching it, I guess, to like being in that state?

Or something?

Morikawa's study, which found that repeated ethanol exposure enhances synaptic plasticity in a key area in the brain, is further evidence toward an emerging consensus in the neuroscience community that drug and alcohol addiction is fundamentally a learning and memory disorder.

When we drink alcohol (or shoot up heroin, or snort cocaine, or take methamphetamines), our subconscious is learning to consume more. But it doesn't stop there. We become more receptive to forming subsconscious memories and habits with respect to food, music, even people and social situations.

In an important sense, says Morikawa, alcoholics aren't addicted to the experience of pleasure or relief they get from drinking alcohol. They're addicted to the constellation of environmental, behavioral and physiological cues that are reinforced when alcohol triggers the release of dopamine in the brain.

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Ace at 10:51 AM | Comments (96)
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1 I'll drink to that....urp.

Posted by: mpfs at April 13, 2011 10:52 AM (iYbLN)

2

Altered Dopamine release: bringing new meaning to the term "Doped up".

Posted by: MrObvious at April 13, 2011 10:53 AM (v4UYp)

3 Well as soon as I get paid for my subconcious intake I will be "winning"!!

Posted by: Charly Sheen at April 13, 2011 10:53 AM (Q5+Og)

4
This study.

Yet another good reason why we need to raise the debt limit.

Posted by: Soothsayer 6 of 8 at April 13, 2011 10:53 AM (uFokq)

5 I drink to remember.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 13, 2011 10:54 AM (Y1DZt)

6 Foster Brooks must have been a mad genius!

Posted by: mpfs at April 13, 2011 10:54 AM (iYbLN)

7 What was the question?

Posted by: FreakyBoy at April 13, 2011 10:54 AM (xAW84)

8 These are the people who are drunk and do not care.

Posted by: EC at April 13, 2011 10:55 AM (GQ8sn)

9 I put the dope in dopamine.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at April 13, 2011 10:55 AM (Y1DZt)

10 These are the people who are drunk, but care.

Posted by: EC at April 13, 2011 10:55 AM (GQ8sn)

11

Yale Girl dies in lab accident at school.

She got her hair caught in a lathe.. jesus. I can't even begin to imagine what happened to her body.

Posted by: Ben at April 13, 2011 10:56 AM (wuv1c)

12 oh and Beer, the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Posted by: Ben at April 13, 2011 10:56 AM (wuv1c)

13 This certainly explains why so man drink themselves into a bottle trying to forget.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 13, 2011 10:56 AM (tvs2p)

14 Sobriety is for quitters.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 13, 2011 10:56 AM (1fB+3)

15 Okay, wait a minute.  They say this: "In an important sense, says Morikawa, alcoholics aren't addicted to the experience of pleasure or relief they get from drinking alcohol," which they immediately follow with this "They're addicted to the constellation of environmental, behavioral and physiological cues that are reinforced when alcohol triggers the release of dopamine in the brain."

So, excuse me if I'm not getting it, but how is that not becoming "addicted to the experience of pleasure or relief they get from drinking alcohol?"

If my "constellation of environmental, behavior, and physiological cues" are - I'm depressed, and being drunk makes me feel better- aren't I becoming addicted to the "experience of relief?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 13, 2011 10:56 AM (8y9MW)

16 5 I drink to remember.

Me too. 

Posted by: Wolverine at April 13, 2011 10:57 AM (9hSKh)

17 Translation, pls. A liquid lunch was necessary on a day like today.

Just kidding. I'm not an educator.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 13, 2011 10:58 AM (pLTLS)

18 I got my johnson caught in a lathe once  -- very painful, indeed

Posted by: ex-zombie Charles Johnson's johnson at April 13, 2011 10:58 AM (UqKQV)

19 Two lost cars beg to differ.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 13, 2011 10:58 AM (71LDo)

20

"Yale Girl dies in lab accident at school."

 

This does not compute. Its the Ivy League - they are too smart for accidents.

Posted by: Charly Sheen at April 13, 2011 10:58 AM (Q5+Og)

21 this sounds too sophisticated to be true. It's much easier to say that some of... you have a weakness for the stuff. Me? I never drink anything except pure, clear Georgi.

Posted by: mallfly at April 13, 2011 10:58 AM (bJm7W)

22 Everybody loves somebody sometime.....

Posted by: Dean Martin at April 13, 2011 10:58 AM (iYbLN)

23 And now we all drink after reading Ben's uplifting story.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 13, 2011 10:59 AM (pLTLS)

24 >>"Yale Girl dies in lab accident at school." Fawn Leibowitz?! Road trip!

Posted by: Otter at April 13, 2011 11:00 AM (TMB3S)

25 My brain was particularly recalcitrant so I had to keep teaching it over and over. It worked!

Posted by: joncelli at April 13, 2011 11:00 AM (RD7QR)

26

"Nothing says "fun addiction" like vomiting, hangovers, and disapproving looks the next day."

 

Better than meth.

Posted by: Charly Sheen at April 13, 2011 11:00 AM (Q5+Og)

27 Ah, alcohol.  Is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: Reactionary at April 13, 2011 11:00 AM (xUM1Q)

28

"Yale Girl dies in lab accident at school."

 

This does not compute. Its the Ivy League - they are too smart for accidents.




College girls should stick to pottery. The kiln explosions are no less horrific, but at least I can cop a feel from their roommates afterwards.

Posted by: Otter at April 13, 2011 11:00 AM (9daa6)

29 Hello, my name is....What the fuck is my name?  If I was drinking I'd know my name.

Posted by: AA at April 13, 2011 11:01 AM (iYbLN)

30

"College girls should stick to pottery. The kiln explosions are no less horrific, but at least I can cop a feel from their roommates afterwards."

 

ROAD TRIP!!!

Posted by: Charly Sheen at April 13, 2011 11:01 AM (Q5+Og)

31 or as Descarte said: I drink, therefor I am.

Posted by: mallfly at April 13, 2011 11:01 AM (bJm7W)

32
Posted by: Otter at April 13, 2011 03:00 PM (TMB3S)



Ignore this obvious sockpuppet. Really, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Posted by: Otter at April 13, 2011 11:01 AM (9daa6)

33 Posted by: EC at April 13, 2011 02:55 PM (GQ8sn)

I know you are anxious to see my operation!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 13, 2011 11:01 AM (dT+53)

34 Whenever I pick up my hobo gaff I get a craving for Val-u-Rite.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at April 13, 2011 11:02 AM (A6uiN)

35 11

Yale Girl dies in lab accident at school.

She got her hair caught in a lathe.. jesus. I can't even begin to imagine what happened to her body.

Posted by: Ben at April 13, 2011 02:56 PM (wuv1c)

I'll never forget that scene in The Machinist when that guy gets his arm ripped off by such a machine. *shudder*

Posted by: KG at April 13, 2011 11:02 AM (4L0zr)

36 Whenever I pick up my hobo gaff I get a craving for Val-u-Rite.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at April 13, 2011 03:02 PM (A6uiN)

Sounds logical.  Hobo meat almost always comes pre-marinated in the stuff.  Though sometimes you get one with the oakey aroma of val-u-rite whiskey.  Not all hobos enjoy the clear liquors.

Posted by: Reactionary at April 13, 2011 11:04 AM (xUM1Q)

37 Memory? Fuck that noise. I drink because the talking frogs told me to.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 13, 2011 11:04 AM (dT+53)

38 Whenever I pick up my hobo gaff I get a craving for Val-u-Rite. Gaffs are way too messy .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 13, 2011 11:05 AM (npr0X)

39 I guess all us boozers have parkensons now.

Must be time for a porch day.

Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2011 11:05 AM (M9Ie6)

40 >>Ignore this obvious sockpuppet. Really, you should be ashamed of yourself. The issue here isn't whether or not I took a few liberties with your sock. I did.

Posted by: Otter at April 13, 2011 11:05 AM (TMB3S)

41

Yale Girl dies in lab accident at school.

She got her hair caught in a lathe.. jesus. I can't even begin to imagine what happened to her body.

Posted by: Ben at April 13, 2011 02:56 PM (wuv1c)

How awful.  As a parent who has sent a daughter off to college, I can't imagine getting that phone call. Horrific.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 13, 2011 11:06 AM (l/N7H)

42 Must be time for a porch day. I'm in ....... if only I can remember where my booze is .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 13, 2011 11:07 AM (npr0X)

43 Sooo.......drink beer good?

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 13, 2011 11:07 AM (gJNMj)

44
Can someone tell me what a "mesh nipple-less wife beater" is, please?

I know what all the words mean, but not in that combination.


Posted by: Soothsayer 6 of 8 at April 13, 2011 11:07 AM (uFokq)

45

She got her hair caught in a lathe.. jesus. I can't even begin to imagine what happened to her body.

Posted by: Ben at April 13, 2011 02:56 PM (wuv1c)

When I was in shop class the safety lecture included a description of a dude who grabbed a spinning work piece while wearing a glove.  Next think you know, he's missing a hand and his long, wet, bloody  arm tendons were making a rapid thwak-thwak-thwak noise as they spun around, still connected to the hand, spraying a red mist and smacking against the enclosure.

Needless to say, I've always been very respectful of power equipment.

 

Posted by: Reactionary at April 13, 2011 11:07 AM (xUM1Q)

46 Well, we certainly have the perfect president to put this theory to the test -- but I doubt anyone would want to remember all the events going on at the time of the drunk (s).

Posted by: RushBabe at April 13, 2011 11:07 AM (Ew27I)

47 35 Posted by: EC at April 13, 2011 02:55 PM (GQ8sn)

I know you are anxious to see my operation!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 13, 2011 03:01 PM (dT+53)


I was wondering if someone would catch the reference! 

Posted by: EC at April 13, 2011 11:08 AM (GQ8sn)

48 When we drink alcohol (or shoot up heroin, or snort cocaine, or take methamphetamines)....

 

Now you wingnuts know how I got so much intelligenter than you!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 13, 2011 11:09 AM (c45xH)

49 Yest another case of government interference causing an increase in price. After initial hardware costs you can probably make alcohol for about a dollar a gallon.

Instead we are paying about $50/gal for diluted shit.

Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2011 11:10 AM (M9Ie6)

50 This study has nothing to do with me. I only drink on weekends, and only 1 each 1.75 L bottle of bourbon per weekend. 80-90 proof.

Posted by: maddogg at April 13, 2011 11:10 AM (OlN4e)

51 47
Can someone tell me what a "mesh nipple-less wife beater" is, please?

I know what all the words mean, but not in that combination.


Posted by: Soothsayer 6 of 8 at April 13, 2011 03:07 PM (uFokq)

You have to cut out the area where your nipples are because the mesh is a little rough on 'em.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at April 13, 2011 11:10 AM (A6uiN)

52 hee, hee, ha ha ha, hee, hee, snort, giggle

Posted by: Boris Yeltsin at April 13, 2011 11:11 AM (Z1jiu)

53

When I was in shop class the safety lecture included a description of a dude who grabbed a spinning work piece while wearing a glove.  Next think you know, he's missing a hand and his long, wet, bloody  arm tendons were making a rapid thwak-thwak-thwak noise as they spun around, still connected to the hand, spraying a red mist and smacking against the enclosure.

Needless to say, I've always been very respectful of power equipment

Yeah, i see daily reports from heavy industry related deaths and injuries. They can be pretty horrific.

I imagine they'll have to have their daughter cremated.

Posted by: Ben at April 13, 2011 11:11 AM (wuv1c)

54
I'm in ....... if only I can remember where my booze is .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat

 

Well don't look at us. We didn't see it. ( it went down far too fast for ...hic...that)

Posted by: any mmoron within booze range at April 13, 2011 11:12 AM (6rX0K)

55 How can I make this information work for me?

Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2011 11:13 AM (Fw2Gg)

56 I've witness several industrial accidents. Some were bloody, but crush injuries are the worst, because of all the screaming, I guess. It makes it hard to concentrate on driving them to the hospital too.

Posted by: maddogg at April 13, 2011 11:14 AM (OlN4e)

57

Man Dies After Falling into Vat of Chocolate

Yeah, but he died a very happy man!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 13, 2011 11:14 AM (ZHsNw)

58 I work with machine tools. and they rip you apart with an indifference that makes you thing they don't care.

Posted by: maddogg at April 13, 2011 11:15 AM (OlN4e)

59 I get the same thrill out of biting off a cobra head ... it rocks!

Posted by: HoneyBadger at April 13, 2011 11:15 AM (GvYeG)

60

I've witness several industrial accidents. Some were bloody, but crush injuries are the worst, because of all the screaming, I guess. It makes it hard to concentrate on driving them to the hospital too.

yeah, the old hand "pinch and crush" injuries seem to be pretty common.

Posted by: Ben at April 13, 2011 11:15 AM (wuv1c)

61

Yeah, but he died a very happy man!

Maybe he got carried away with the ball dipping.  Anyone actually seen ace lately?

Posted by: jewells45 at April 13, 2011 11:16 AM (l/N7H)

62 Wow.  This totally makes sense.  Anyone who trains animals will agree.

(BTW, I bought a book titled "Toilet Training In One Day" back when my kids were tiny - it worked, for the same reason animal training works. It was developed by a guy who was helping workers at group homes teach adults with lifelong brain "deficiencies" -- make up your own PC term -- how to toilet train their charges.)

Posted by: K~Bob at April 13, 2011 11:16 AM (QR9PP)

63
You have to cut out the area where your nipples are because the mesh is a little rough on 'em.

oh. that makes sense.

Posted by: Soothsayer 6 of 8 at April 13, 2011 11:17 AM (uFokq)

64 Posted by: maddogg at April 13, 2011 03:14 PM (OlN4e)

Like the old rail-road car coupler guys (I forget the actual term): you could, they say, tell how long one of them had been on the job by counting their fingers.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 13, 2011 11:17 AM (8y9MW)

65 In other science news: a major source of evil, planet-destroying CO2 emissions has been identified: Indoor marijuana farms. http://bit.ly/dOT58Y

Posted by: Brendan at April 13, 2011 11:17 AM (U6MtO)

66 Oh, and PAWLENTY!!!

Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2011 11:17 AM (Fw2Gg)

67 Oh, and PAWLENTY!!!

Tim Pawlenty 2012: You just can't get enough.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 13, 2011 11:18 AM (8y9MW)

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 13, 2011 11:19 AM (ZHsNw)

69 I work with machine tools. and they rip you apart with an indifference that makes you thing they don't care.

Posted by: maddogg at April 13, 2011 03:15 PM (OlN4e)

Indeed - and with amazing speed.  Flesh does not stand up well against sharp tool steel, moving with the force of many horses behind it.  The machine tool not only serves production of goods, but also the maintenance of the gene pool - they help kill off the stupid and inattentive.

Posted by: Reactionary at April 13, 2011 11:19 AM (xUM1Q)

70 Like the old rail-road car coupler guys (I forget the actual term): you could, they say, tell how long one of them had been on the job by counting their fingers.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 13, 2011 03:17 PM (8y9MW)

Same deal with oil field roughnecks. Any over 40 had to count toes and fingers to get up to 10.

Posted by: maddogg at April 13, 2011 11:19 AM (OlN4e)

71

48 I got the same lecture, plus the lecture on "girls with long hair need to have it put up...securely", and also the "don't stand in a direct line with the table saw, always use a push stick...and power off when not using!!!!".  Did she not get that lecture?

What a horrible way to go...uuggg.

Posted by: unknown jane at April 13, 2011 11:20 AM (5/yRG)

72

Great. So now even my only cardio activity of "drinking to forget" is out.

 

Try pot smoking Ace.  It kills the memory and gives the lungs a workout.  And it kills the memory and gives the lungs a workout.  Oh, and it kills your memory.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at April 13, 2011 11:22 AM (vIWL2)

73 In an important sense, says Morikawa, alcoholics aren't addicted to the experience of pleasure or relief they get from drinking alcohol. They're addicted to the constellation of environmental, behavioral and physiological cues that are reinforced when alcohol triggers the release of dopamine in the brain.


So alcoholics like to drink.  This definitely merits a Nobel Science Prize!!!

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at April 13, 2011 11:22 AM (TrAxp)

74

Maybe he got carried away with the ball dipping.  Anyone actually seen ace lately?

So that was chocolate pudding he fell into???

Posted by: MrObvious at April 13, 2011 11:24 AM (v4UYp)

75 BTW, the school is liable, I expect. She was not following even rudimentary safety precautions. Around rotating equipment: no long sleeves, no gloves, no ties, no jewlery, no untied back long hair. The school will take a high hard one over this.

Posted by: maddogg at April 13, 2011 11:24 AM (OlN4e)

76 76 LOL; wonder how much grant money was spent on this one?

Posted by: unknown jane at April 13, 2011 11:25 AM (5/yRG)

77 78 They deserve to.  It also points to a problem: my classmates and I in high school didn't need a lot of convincing to follow safety procedures because we  had already had an introduction to them; when I got to college and worked with the same tools I was astounded by the ignorance displayed by a lot of people.  Same thing with ag machines (and with the animals themselves) -- amazing just how ignorant some people are of such things...and how many class hours now have to be spent on those things.

Posted by: unknown jane at April 13, 2011 11:28 AM (5/yRG)

78

So that was chocolate pudding he fell into???

It just said a vat of chocolate I think, but I figured maybe ace had one too many doobies and THOUGHT it was pudding.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 13, 2011 11:31 AM (l/N7H)

79
Yale Girl dies in lab accident at school.

From the Fine Article: 'She was simply brilliant'

I'm thinking: not so much. IIRC from my days in shop class, we were told to mindful of stray body parts, lest they become the property of whatever mechanical device we were using at the time.

And seeing older men missing a tip of a finger - if they were lucky - drove that point home.

Of course, I knew a guy who lost the tip of his finger to a beer keg.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 13, 2011 11:34 AM (1hM1d)

80 O.T. but close: I don't have television. I have started watching shows off the internet. I was watching Soup where they show numerous clips from Jersey Shore. In it a young woman, too lazy to walk to the bathroom, just pees on the floor. What the fuck?? What the hell is wrong with people????

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 13, 2011 11:35 AM (dDbkT)

81 And the girls on that show are all short, chubby, with poor taste in clothes and makeup. Yech.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 13, 2011 11:36 AM (dDbkT)

82 I remember reading this in Omni Magazine in, like 1982 or something.  Old news...

Posted by: ParisParamus at April 13, 2011 11:39 AM (1fwTy)

83 There was an old wives tale when I was in college that said something along the lines of if you get drunk and study for your finals, stay drunk and take your final, you'll do amazingly well.  Of course, once you sobered up, you couldn't remember a thing you studied, but you did well when you needed to.

I really never trusted it so never tried it.  I just know that Calculus was NOT my friend.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 13, 2011 11:39 AM (UK9cE)

84

83 I think it has a lot to do with people (including instructors) becoming very lazy, ignorant, or just too damn nice when it comes to warning people of consequences.

Case in point: my son a few months back got caught, by me, leading a horse with the lead wrapped around his hand and wrist.  I stopped him pronto, got the lead unwound, and then went OFF on his ass (including a slap and some very inappropriate language -- because he had been taught, told, and reminded of proper procedure enough to not make that mistake).  People thought I was being "way too harsh" and tsk tsk'd.  Well, better to hurt his feelings and be "mean" than to have the consequences -- which happened about 6 mos. ago at an ag college: girl got her hand ripped off at the wrist from a spooked horse that she was 1) leading out a truck window, stupid in itself; 2)had the lead wrapped around her hand (completely ripped off, and she was lucky it did because it could have been worse if she'd been yanked out that window).

I'd prefer to be "mean" under those circumstances....but if that was somebody else's kid I could have gotten into some real trouble (ran the risk with my own).

Posted by: unknown jane at April 13, 2011 11:39 AM (5/yRG)

85
61 I work with machine tools. and they rip you apart with an indifference that makes you thing they don't care.

Watch out for the Rise of the Machines! They're proto-Terminators, I tells ya!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 13, 2011 11:39 AM (1hM1d)

86 Sure it's old news.  But they were drunk when they wrote it.  Then they sobered up and forgot they wrote it.

Recently, they were drinking and they said, hey, we should finish that old, "what happens to your brain on drugs" study.

Posted by: K~Bob at April 13, 2011 11:42 AM (QR9PP)

87 Jane, that's why farm and livestock work is the most dangerous. Machine tools tear up body parts, but rarely kill. Farm equipment has a tendency to drag you in wholesale.

Posted by: K~Bob at April 13, 2011 11:45 AM (QR9PP)

88 When my wife and I lived in Lubbock, Tx. she was a Medical Technologist at one of the large hospitals there. At least once a year they would bring in what was left of a Farmer who got in a hurry to clear a clog in his combine and got pulled into it. What they  brought in rarely lived.

Posted by: maddogg at April 13, 2011 11:49 AM (OlN4e)

89 Drank him under the table. We did it. Yoooo and meeee.

Posted by: lieutenant commander montgomery scott at April 13, 2011 11:49 AM (Y1DZt)

90

Interesting when you consider that some studies show drinking is more prevailent among the more intelligent. I read one theory that suggested this was because intelligence gravitates toward 'evolutionarily novel' behavior.

Is it that smarter people are more likely to drink, or does drinking make you smarter?

In fact, there has in fact been numerous studies that have concluded that drinking 'moderately' improves cognitave function and actually does make you smarter.

Posted by: Entropy at April 13, 2011 11:56 AM (IsLT6)

91
94 Drank him under the table. We did it. Yoooo and meeee.

Ach, laddie, no you dina. I can still feel me nose.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 13, 2011 12:13 PM (1hM1d)

92 What's this thread about? I must need a drink

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 13, 2011 12:13 PM (1Jaio)

93 I worked in an ER. We constantly got people coming in who stuck their hands in the mower to remove a grass clog and came out with severely cut or missing fingers.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 13, 2011 12:19 PM (dDbkT)

94

Officer, I forgot where I left my keys so I had a couple of drinks and here we are. 

 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 13, 2011 12:33 PM (jx2j9)

95

93 Augurs are the local machine of choice around here -- not many deaths, but a few missing limbs, but grain silos make up the slack.

As for the livestock...well, there is a reason why cows are not pets, sure, some can be pet like, but most are not (yet I see rescues saving bull calves and adopting them out to loving homes...oh boy...).

95 I don't know if that's really the reason my husband and I used to be bar flys, but I'll take it!

Posted by: unknown jane at April 13, 2011 01:37 PM (5/yRG)

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