March 11, 2012

Sunday Afternoon Experimental Insta-Story Free Association Word Jam
— rdbrewer

Here are the rules from the original Saturday Afternoon Experimental Insta-Story:

Anyone can add to the story. But you can only add three words at a time. Any meta comment or any other comment that is not part of the story must be set apart in square brackets. [Like this.]

Let's have this one be a mystery. In space. With phasers and big boobs. And a princess. A gold ring. A wolf. And a shrubbery. I'll start it off:

Once upon a...

Rule change: Four words this time.

So, here we go: It was a dark...

Posted by: rdbrewer at 11:23 AM | Comments (276)
Post contains 110 words, total size 1 kb.

1 his shit did smell

Posted by: Fappers Anonymous at March 11, 2012 11:25 AM (lpWVn)

2 he didn't care though

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 11:26 AM (lpWVn)

3 for as Anita Dunn

Posted by: phreshone at March 11, 2012 11:26 AM (KtT0H)

4 and eerie room, suddenly

Posted by: Blake at March 11, 2012 11:26 AM (DC/v+)

5 and a stormy night

Posted by: dontheflyer at March 11, 2012 11:27 AM (Ibx+6)

6 Mao was really dead

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 11:27 AM (lpWVn)

7 he lit a cigarette

Posted by: CourerduBois at March 11, 2012 11:28 AM (malWQ)

8
All the racists were stirring.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 11, 2012 11:28 AM (T5LdI)

9 but that was okay

Posted by: dontheflyer at March 11, 2012 11:28 AM (Ibx+6)

10 they had no rope

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 11:28 AM (lpWVn)

11 and walked out outside

Posted by: CourerduBois at March 11, 2012 11:28 AM (malWQ)

12 ....man that screwed us.



*I denounce myself

Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2012 11:29 AM (X6akg)

13 As a pair of

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at March 11, 2012 11:29 AM (wsPYX)

14 a storm was approaching

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 11:29 AM (lpWVn)

15 WTF is this shit?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 11, 2012 11:29 AM (0xqzf)

16 no soup for you!

Posted by: mama winger at March 11, 2012 11:30 AM (P6QsQ)

17 nailing his testicles down

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 11:30 AM (lpWVn)

18 [put meta comments in brackets]

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 11, 2012 11:30 AM (Iyg03)

19
This reminds me of that scene in Requiem for a Dream.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 11, 2012 11:30 AM (T5LdI)

20 but I denounce myself

Posted by: someone at March 11, 2012 11:31 AM (bqjJT)

21 spacecraft crashed on takeoff

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:31 AM (SsG4J)

22 Satan. Sluts. Oh My.

Posted by: cherry at March 11, 2012 11:31 AM (OhYCU)

23 she popped her cork

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 11:32 AM (lpWVn)

24

in accordance to custom

Posted by: tad blatherton at March 11, 2012 11:32 AM (HueOF)

25 into Christina Hendricks' boobs.

Posted by: Brendan at March 11, 2012 11:32 AM (2jQGY)

26 you are a racist

Posted by: cherry at March 11, 2012 11:33 AM (OhYCU)

27 big, pink tipped bombs

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 11:33 AM (lpWVn)

28 what in holy hell?

Posted by: tcn at March 11, 2012 11:33 AM (WhSRj)

29 which voted for Obama

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2012 11:34 AM (hhVi7)

30 but the word odiferous

Posted by: phreshone at March 11, 2012 11:34 AM (KtT0H)

31 she wouldn't eat pancakes

Posted by: cherry at March 11, 2012 11:35 AM (OhYCU)

32 gyrated to distant music

Posted by: MmeBovary at March 11, 2012 11:36 AM (CZObp)

33 whats yours is mine

Posted by: Doom am I, full-ripe, dealing death to the worlds, engaged in devouring mankind. at March 11, 2012 11:36 AM (j2i5s)

34 set phasers to "wolf"

Posted by: Alien Reagan at March 11, 2012 11:37 AM (lK+pg)

35 neither barry nor worf

Posted by: phreshone at March 11, 2012 11:38 AM (KtT0H)

36 the seas will recede

Posted by: barky o'magnificent at March 11, 2012 11:38 AM (bqjJT)

37 rubbers were free now

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 11:38 AM (lpWVn)

38 It was a dark...nebula, with an angry

Posted by: Heorot at March 11, 2012 11:38 AM (m2aLJ)

39 couldn't follow the rules

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 11:39 AM (lpWVn)

40 sanctuary from the coming

Posted by: phreshone at March 11, 2012 11:39 AM (KtT0H)

41 the erf will heal

Posted by: barky o'magnificent at March 11, 2012 11:39 AM (bqjJT)

42 make me a sammich

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 11:40 AM (BETpH)

43 Everything was free except

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 11:40 AM (i3+c5)

44 republicans hated our Gaia

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 11:40 AM (lpWVn)

45 I love uranus

Posted by: cherry at March 11, 2012 11:40 AM (OhYCU)

46 the lunch, but who

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 11:40 AM (i3+c5)

47 but Klingons are circling

Posted by: phreshone at March 11, 2012 11:41 AM (KtT0H)

48 zombie apocalypse.  Her giant

Posted by: Baraka at March 11, 2012 11:41 AM (hHgxI)

49 phaser pointed at the

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 11:41 AM (i3+c5)

50 say hello to my

Posted by: phreshone at March 11, 2012 11:41 AM (KtT0H)

51 sweet meteor of death

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 11:42 AM (BETpH)

52 boobs of wrath and

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 11:42 AM (i3+c5)

53 melons were bouncing with

Posted by: CAC at March 11, 2012 11:42 AM (HcFBm)

54 Her ass was HUGE.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:42 AM (IhUxK)

55 let me eat my

Posted by: starboardhelm at March 11, 2012 11:42 AM (hHgxI)

56 Why . . . it's Christina Hendricks!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 11:42 AM (BETpH)

57 three dimensional motion was

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 11:42 AM (i3+c5)

58 limitless supplies of gold

Posted by: Derrick Bell at March 11, 2012 11:43 AM (lK+pg)

59 Your parents must be

Posted by: starboardhelm at March 11, 2012 11:43 AM (hHgxI)

60 Obama is an asshole. [or...is a cancer.] [or...is a scumbag.] [or...is a liar.] [or is a Jew-hater.]

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:43 AM (IhUxK)

61 [breasts heaved in fear] straining her weakened top

Posted by: CAC at March 11, 2012 11:43 AM (HcFBm)

62 safe combination was 999

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 11:43 AM (i3+c5)

63 My mind is aglow

Posted by: Doom am I, full-ripe, dealing death to the worlds, engaged in devouring mankind. at March 11, 2012 11:43 AM (j2i5s)

64 Sandra Fluke was UGLY.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:44 AM (IhUxK)

65 had unusually large hands

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 11:44 AM (Mrdk1)

66 [limitless supplies of gold

Posted by: Derrick Bell at March 11, 2012 03:43 PM (lK+pg)]


and many silver dimes

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 11:44 AM (i3+c5)

67 Obama pines for Communists.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:44 AM (IhUxK)

68 well, that's a Fluke.

Posted by: starboardhelm at March 11, 2012 11:44 AM (hHgxI)

69 we just jerking off?

Posted by: Doom am I, full-ripe, dealing death to the worlds, engaged in devouring mankind. at March 11, 2012 11:45 AM (j2i5s)

70 Flowing piles of dung.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:45 AM (IhUxK)

71

strong whoosh

from below

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 11:45 AM (Mrdk1)

72 Dancing Marxists were entertained.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:45 AM (IhUxK)

73 Reaching for his favorite

Posted by: starboardhelm at March 11, 2012 11:45 AM (hHgxI)

74 in support of abortion

Posted by: Mitt Kerry Romney at March 11, 2012 11:46 AM (7+pP9)

75 by the large, pendulous

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 11, 2012 11:46 AM (Iyg03)

76 Cannons roared all night.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:46 AM (IhUxK)

77

done for your pleasure

Posted by: Purity Of Essence at March 11, 2012 11:46 AM (2EdUM)

78 I grabbed Biden's toupee.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:46 AM (IhUxK)

79 [straining her weakened top]

They burst out jiggling

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 11:46 AM (lpWVn)

80 Moochelle grabbed my sandwich.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:46 AM (IhUxK)

81 you're looking for a forger?

Posted by: cherry at March 11, 2012 11:46 AM (OhYCU)

82 Panetta was wearing diapers.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:47 AM (IhUxK)

83 with a five iron

Posted by: starboardhelm at March 11, 2012 11:47 AM (hHgxI)

84 not of our species

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 11:47 AM (BETpH)

85 Fearing a spatchcocking, she...

Posted by: wheatie at March 11, 2012 11:47 AM (dauG/)

86 I pooped on Axelrod.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:47 AM (IhUxK)

87

simultaneous fear and loathing

 

Posted by: Mister Money at March 11, 2012 11:47 AM (wN82N)

88

silently, but furiously... he

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 11:47 AM (Mrdk1)

89 I need several passports

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 11:47 AM (i3+c5)

90 I dropped my cockpiece.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:48 AM (IhUxK)

91 Spreading the wealth of

Posted by: starboardhelm at March 11, 2012 11:48 AM (hHgxI)

92 those things are pointy

Posted by: cherry at March 11, 2012 11:48 AM (OhYCU)

93 Farrakhan converts to Judaism.

Posted by: Buffalobob at March 11, 2012 11:48 AM (qiFDD)

94 Maher was struck deaf.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:48 AM (IhUxK)

95 horribly mutated carnivorous cockroaches

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 11, 2012 11:48 AM (NVu2l)

96 Ayers, Dohrn, Wright, Bell

Posted by: Al at March 11, 2012 11:48 AM (MzQOZ)

97 Obama converts to American.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:48 AM (IhUxK)

98 surrounding giant blue lizards

Posted by: Mister Money at March 11, 2012 11:48 AM (wN82N)

99 she had sharp elbows

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 11:49 AM (i3+c5)

100 Netanyahu to Obama: CROAK

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:49 AM (IhUxK)

101 Sword-wielding Sarah Palin

Posted by: trump at March 11, 2012 11:49 AM (5tjhu)

102 dicpic downloaded, he clicked

Posted by: cherry at March 11, 2012 11:49 AM (OhYCU)

103 where is my sammich?

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 11:49 AM (BETpH)

104

blame it on Booosh

Posted by: MFM at March 11, 2012 11:49 AM (aq5QU)

105 She had sharp nipples.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:49 AM (IhUxK)

106 fell into Breitbart's hell

Posted by: starboardhelm at March 11, 2012 11:50 AM (hHgxI)

107

mysterious, calculated steps....  SNAP

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 11:50 AM (Mrdk1)

108 Obama to America: FAIL

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:50 AM (IhUxK)

109 think of your secretary

Posted by: the Butcher at March 11, 2012 11:50 AM (YPtzF)

110 Ethel Rosenberg was fried.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:50 AM (IhUxK)

111 [Can't we do this shit like Mad-Libs?]

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:51 AM (IhUxK)

112 nice place you've got.....

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 11:51 AM (Mrdk1)

113 Oh Teddy, come back

Posted by: MaryJo at March 11, 2012 11:51 AM (OhYCU)

114 his tax rate was

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 11:51 AM (i3+c5)

115 they said you was hung [and they was right]

Posted by: the Butcher at March 11, 2012 11:51 AM (YPtzF)

116 who wrote Obama's autobiography

Posted by: starboardhelm at March 11, 2012 11:51 AM (hHgxI)

117 I dropped my skewers.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:51 AM (IhUxK)

118 Obama: Kneel and Suck

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:52 AM (IhUxK)

119 The mirror was wood.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:52 AM (IhUxK)

120 Biden spreads Stupidity Disease

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:52 AM (IhUxK)

121 then Ayres said "Barack...

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 11:52 AM (i3+c5)

122 The blood tasted chocolately

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:53 AM (IhUxK)

123 I'll write a book

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 11:53 AM (i3+c5)

124 unfulfilled, she pulled closer

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2012 11:53 AM (FDEjy)

125 the chocolate ration had

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 11:54 AM (i3+c5)

126 and tried to understand

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 11:54 AM (TomZ9)

127

The Donkey was braying

 

Posted by: Say What? at March 11, 2012 11:54 AM (b7L99)

128 the beautiful Kenyan baby...

Posted by: witness at March 11, 2012 11:54 AM (OhYCU)

129 Obama Piled on Debt

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:54 AM (IhUxK)

130

Elephants trumpeted a score

Posted by: Say What? at March 11, 2012 11:54 AM (b7L99)

131 Pay for my contraception

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2012 11:55 AM (GjDnP)

132 The 1% were absent

Posted by: madamex at March 11, 2012 11:55 AM (5+Fw+)

133 from whence it came

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 11:55 AM (TomZ9)

134 Obama Gave Me Surace

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:55 AM (IhUxK)

135 there was a BOOM!

Posted by: Ducatisti, crashed riding 120mph for Perry at March 11, 2012 11:55 AM (mr/dg)

136 SOS crushed the scum

Posted by: Say What? at March 11, 2012 11:55 AM (b7L99)

137 placed in a closet

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 11:55 AM (i3+c5)

138 Want birth control pills?

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:55 AM (IhUxK)

139 Knights of Ni emerged

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2012 11:55 AM (GjDnP)

140 Obama arrested someone's scrotum.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:56 AM (IhUxK)

141 Freedom is no more

Posted by: Doom shaka laka at March 11, 2012 11:56 AM (OhYCU)

142 The document was bogus

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 11:56 AM (lpWVn)

143 Ayres took the foundling

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 11:56 AM (i3+c5)

144 Bill Maher Smokes Crack.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:56 AM (IhUxK)

145 Werewolves with phasers swarmed

Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2012 11:56 AM (GjDnP)

146 guys

Posted by: Steck at March 11, 2012 11:57 AM (RL7U1)

147 and founded the messiah

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 11:57 AM (TomZ9)

148

Barney Fife now Wolverine

Posted by: Say What? at March 11, 2012 11:57 AM (b7L99)

149 while I fired people

Posted by: Mitt Kerry Romney at March 11, 2012 11:57 AM (7+pP9)

150 unexpectedly, Obama said "Bill...

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 11:57 AM (i3+c5)

151 The Che shit was

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 11:57 AM (lpWVn)

152 Taliboi Baraka grunted quietly

Posted by: Ducatisti, crashed riding 120mph for Perry at March 11, 2012 11:58 AM (mr/dg)

153 that had big breasts

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 11:58 AM (TomZ9)

154 Che now Queen of France

Posted by: Say What? at March 11, 2012 11:58 AM (b7L99)

155 against the company rules

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 11:58 AM (lpWVn)

156 Sandra Fluke Smokes Maher.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:58 AM (IhUxK)

157 a story of valor

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 11:59 AM (TomZ9)

158

132 unfulfilled, she pulled closer...

 

[taking the gold cockring from her skirt pocket] ....sought to see if...

Posted by: wheatie at March 11, 2012 11:59 AM (dauG/)

159  missing Sunday Book Thread

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 11:59 AM (SsG4J)

160 Mr. Spock Smoked Crack.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:59 AM (IhUxK)

161 [unexpectedly, Obama said "Bill...]
Wipe the Wookies ass

Posted by: Beto at March 11, 2012 11:59 AM (lpWVn)

162 Joe Biden Smokes Depends.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 11:59 AM (IhUxK)

163 your head is enormous!

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 12:00 PM (BETpH)

164 missing monty a lot.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 12:00 PM (TomZ9)

165 Romney 51% Obama 49%

Posted by: 2012 election results at March 11, 2012 12:00 PM (OhYCU)

166 it's a cold i fear

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 12:00 PM (TomZ9)

167 woops five words, sorry

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 12:00 PM (TomZ9)

168 The Concert's fucking loud.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 12:00 PM (IhUxK)

169 Have some cake, peasants!

Posted by: Queen of France, formerly Che Boy at March 11, 2012 12:00 PM (joSBv)

170 Worst thread idea ever.

Posted by: Drew in MO at March 11, 2012 12:00 PM (BDGkt)

171 will vet the president

Posted by: Say What? at March 11, 2012 12:01 PM (b7L99)

172 Romney 52%, Obama 3%.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 12:01 PM (IhUxK)

173 new thread up now

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:01 PM (SsG4J)

174 who will pardon the president. [Not me.]

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 11, 2012 12:01 PM (IhUxK)

175 they gushed in anticipation

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2012 12:01 PM (FDEjy)

176 Let them eat bullets

Posted by: Che at March 11, 2012 12:01 PM (lpWVn)

177 art isn't a thread

Posted by: cherry at March 11, 2012 12:02 PM (OhYCU)

178 Hope and Change sucks

Posted by: Not an Artist at March 11, 2012 12:02 PM (Lo/3Q)

179
[But first you must] blow ME.


Posted by: sickinmass at March 11, 2012 12:02 PM (bcNec)

180 i don't understand polkadots.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 12:03 PM (TomZ9)

181 I love the grit

Posted by: Mitt at March 11, 2012 12:04 PM (OhYCU)

182 leadership have become boobs.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2012 12:04 PM (TomZ9)

183 smelled like experimental fiction

Posted by: Tony Gramsci at March 11, 2012 12:11 PM (kwAf2)

184 she fondled the head...

Posted by: Hobo from Heck at March 11, 2012 12:19 PM (QE/BE)

185 ....of lettuce and then....

Posted by: Hobo from Heck at March 11, 2012 12:19 PM (QE/BE)

186 ....grabbed the bottle of......

Posted by: Hobo from Heck at March 11, 2012 12:20 PM (QE/BE)

187 ....ranch dressing with bacon...

Posted by: Hobo from Heck at March 11, 2012 12:21 PM (QE/BE)

188 pruno and a cigar

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 11, 2012 12:21 PM (Iyg03)

189 [And a shrubbery]

My landing strip delighted

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 11, 2012 12:22 PM (98ztc)

190 Don't give a shit

Posted by: Honey Badger at March 11, 2012 12:24 PM (98ztc)

191 pampered angry black woman

Posted by: moochelle at March 11, 2012 12:24 PM (lVqzU)

192 step into the orgasmatron

Posted by: km at March 11, 2012 12:25 PM (0A4Wb)

193 it's a cook book!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2012 12:26 PM (BETpH)

194 aliens with spectacular hooters

Posted by: FUBAR at March 11, 2012 12:39 PM (mdhVr)

195 You all left me?

Posted by: Say What? at March 11, 2012 12:42 PM (b7L99)

196 We were having fun...

Posted by: Say What? at March 11, 2012 12:43 PM (b7L99)

197 In an empty box

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at March 11, 2012 12:43 PM (2dU/2)

198 Their socks were dripping

Posted by: What would Hitch do? at March 11, 2012 12:44 PM (zFMCq)

199 with faux messiah Obama

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2012 12:45 PM (hhVi7)

200 covered her in jelly

Posted by: Legion at March 11, 2012 12:47 PM (nC3O5)

201 the  knife  cut  deeply

Posted by: Larsen E Whipsnade at March 11, 2012 12:50 PM (8MkGr)

202 throbbing yet so supple

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 11, 2012 12:51 PM (Qxdfp)

203

and the band played....

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 12:51 PM (Mrdk1)

204 Mitt is the shit!

Posted by: torabora at March 11, 2012 12:56 PM (VyPkJ)

205 which was my favorite

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 11, 2012 01:00 PM (Iyg03)

206 It's the contraception, stupid!

Posted by: Baraka 0bama at March 11, 2012 01:04 PM (ykSKg)

207 Klingons ran upon Fluking

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2012 01:05 PM (SHnHe)

208 alien morphed into SCOAMF
[yeah, I know it's cheating.  Blame steevy]

Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2012 01:11 PM (gre5a)

209 revealed,.... the cloaking device

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 01:12 PM (Mrdk1)

210 I am I said

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 01:13 PM (Mrdk1)

211 SMOD, paper, scissors, Obama

Posted by: Nov 2012 at March 11, 2012 01:14 PM (sJKFk)

212 Stuttering Clusterfuck Miserable Failure

Posted by: Barky at March 11, 2012 01:16 PM (sJKFk)

213

"When?", he asked, fidgeting

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 01:19 PM (Mrdk1)

214 First Ammendment is Flucked

Posted by: MSM agitprop at March 11, 2012 01:22 PM (sJKFk)

215 Gird your Loins, people!

Posted by: LexisTexas at March 11, 2012 01:25 PM (Cn396)

216

I 'translated' the first 40 posts of the story. Who will take up the next 40?

It was a dark and eerie room, suddenly he lit a cigarette. All the racists were stirring, but that was ok; they had no rope. Man, that screwed us! A storm was approaching. Nailing his testicles down..SATAN.SLUTS.

OH.MY.Spaceship crashed on takeoff. She popped her cork in accordance to custom into Christina Hendricks boobs. Big pink tipped bombs which voted for Obama. WHAT IN HOLY HELL?!

She wouldn't eat pancakes, gyrated to distant music with my free condoms. ‘What's yours is mine' (and my 7,000 boyfriends). Set phasers to Wolf, neither Barry nor Worf  – The seas will recede, rubbers were now free....

Posted by: Calyx at March 11, 2012 01:26 PM (r8gUg)

217 Imagine BO flukes MO

Posted by: momma at March 11, 2012 01:32 PM (oKsWl)

218 Nice work Calyx.. wow

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 01:37 PM (Mrdk1)

219 his hair was perfect

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2012 01:43 PM (ccXZP)

220 her bosom swelled with...

Posted by: Dien Cai Dau at March 11, 2012 01:44 PM (DmsGc)

221 [good job Calx] Slice his balls off

Posted by: San Antonio Rose at March 11, 2012 01:46 PM (oqK1o)

222 serve them cold

Posted by: San Antonio Rose at March 11, 2012 01:46 PM (oqK1o)

223 with a nice Chianti

Posted by: say no more at March 11, 2012 02:01 PM (7JY6C)

224 with smoked clam dip

Posted by: MmeBovary at March 11, 2012 02:06 PM (CZObp)

225 space anuses called wormholes

Posted by: That guy curled up in a fetal ball whimpering at March 11, 2012 02:24 PM (/kVj8)

226 the jalapeno slid south

Posted by: Doug S at March 11, 2012 02:26 PM (bGgEi)

227 into the dark void

Posted by: Doug S at March 11, 2012 02:27 PM (bGgEi)

228 known as fluke's vayjay

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 02:30 PM (FMbng)

229  Sh*t Brindle Brown colour!!!!!

Posted by: canopfor at March 11, 2012 02:35 PM (PrXSz)

230 bushes shivered and dripped

Posted by: That guy curled up in a fetal ball whimpering at March 11, 2012 02:47 PM (/kVj8)

231 the cats took over

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 02:54 PM (r7Ddb)

232

Ai! Ai! Cthulhu F'taghn!!

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 11, 2012 02:56 PM (KVi4X)

233 and peed on everything

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 11, 2012 02:57 PM (vQfJ3)

234 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 11, 2012 02:57 PM (KVi4X)

235  R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 11, 2012 02:57 PM (KVi4X)

236 it wouldn't wash out

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 11, 2012 02:58 PM (vQfJ3)

237 He drank it lustily

Posted by: blogdorce one at March 11, 2012 02:59 PM (IBzeA)

238 Cat-thulhu surveyed the damage

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 11, 2012 03:00 PM (vQfJ3)

239 Opened the package again

Posted by: blogdorce one at March 11, 2012 03:00 PM (IBzeA)

240 And enters it gladly

Posted by: blogdorce one at March 11, 2012 03:01 PM (IBzeA)

241 She writhed climatically extactic!

Posted by: blogdorce one at March 11, 2012 03:03 PM (IBzeA)

242 Yes,yes,yes, success!!!

Posted by: blogdorce one at March 11, 2012 03:05 PM (IBzeA)

243 The seed has been planted,

Posted by: blogdorce one at March 11, 2012 03:06 PM (IBzeA)

244 This is different now

Posted by: blogdorce one at March 11, 2012 03:06 PM (IBzeA)

245 , drinking makes everything better

Posted by: John Galt at March 11, 2012 03:14 PM (9NQ6I)

246 This hurts my head

Posted by: laurie at March 11, 2012 03:26 PM (4fepB)

247 filthy lemur-descendants conspired

Posted by: Cato at March 11, 2012 03:31 PM (yP+et)

248

his wet Mantyhose clinged..

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 03:33 PM (Mrdk1)

249 according to the prophecy

Posted by: Cato at March 11, 2012 03:34 PM (yP+et)

250 thousands of used condoms

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 03:36 PM (Mrdk1)

251 were readied for war

Posted by: Cato at March 11, 2012 03:37 PM (yP+et)

252 so useful, yet filthy

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 03:40 PM (Mrdk1)

253 [this is like an entire thread of raykon comments]

Posted by: toby928© at March 11, 2012 03:41 PM (GTbGH)

254 the badgers were irate

Posted by: Cato at March 11, 2012 03:42 PM (yP+et)

255 eastbound and down,  loaded

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 03:45 PM (Mrdk1)

256 with the princess went

Posted by: Cato at March 11, 2012 03:47 PM (yP+et)

257

Man-Made Global Warming

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 03:51 PM (Mrdk1)

258 the under bed monster, weeping

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 03:53 PM (r7Ddb)

259 Easily vanquished with logic

Posted by: Cato at March 11, 2012 03:57 PM (PEtg8)

260 fitfully twitching and wet

Posted by: That guy curled up in a fetal ball whimpering at March 11, 2012 03:58 PM (ozAQ1)

261 fearing that final light

Posted by: Cato at March 11, 2012 04:00 PM (PEtg8)

262 This too... shall pass.

Posted by: whitestone at March 11, 2012 04:02 PM (Nf/P4)

263

shiny objects!  Here, there!

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 04:05 PM (Mrdk1)

264 still a miserable failure

Posted by: barbarausa at March 11, 2012 04:19 PM (t0Sb9)

265 we et them all

Posted by: the Walrus at March 11, 2012 04:21 PM (7JY6C)

266 judged by time.....   unforgivingly

Posted by: Max at March 11, 2012 04:21 PM (Mrdk1)

267 LOOK!!! OVER THERE!!!!  SQUIRRELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 11, 2012 04:43 PM (KVi4X)

268 WEARING ALUMINIUM FOIL BEANIES!!!!!!!

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 11, 2012 04:44 PM (KVi4X)

269 ahahahahahahahahaha!! *gasp* ahahahahahahahahaha!! you people never disappoint!

Posted by: pallywal at March 11, 2012 04:52 PM (bEYHE)

270 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2012 05:09 PM (7W3wI)

271 And all the king's horses...

Posted by: mistress overdone at March 11, 2012 08:01 PM (2/oBD)

272 Balls on her chin

Posted by: Dave at March 11, 2012 08:03 PM (cFQuG)

273 you guys are terrible

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 12, 2012 08:11 AM (Iyg03)

274 You all came back!

Posted by: Say What? at March 12, 2012 09:58 AM (b7L99)

275 your sister, naked.

Posted by: jasonj at March 12, 2012 12:46 PM (Cq0ow)

276 terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 12, 2012 02:54 PM (Iyg03)

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