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December 04, 2011

Sunday NFL Thread
— Dave in Texas

Perfect football day, cold and rainy here.

Yeah, I know. Lately the Bengals are impressing me.

A lot.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 08:44 AM | Comments (453)
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1 nice pom-poms

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 08:47 AM (oH5U0)

2 Six pointy elbows.

Posted by: nick at December 04, 2011 08:48 AM (aij2o)

3 I am so confused about what to do with Sproles. He got very little last week whereas Jones-Drew has been steady... but it's so hard to bench Sproles and the Jags whole organization is in disarray, plus the game they're playing doesn't matter.

Posted by: Y-not at December 04, 2011 08:50 AM (5H6zj)

4 That top pick looks like the leftovers from a pron casting.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2011 08:50 AM (So+lm)

5 That front cheerleader need to do something with her hair. And, her face.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 08:51 AM (/c/ec)

6 I do like the amputee on the bottom, though.

mmmm, tri-pod.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2011 08:52 AM (So+lm)

7 5 That front cheerleader need to do something with her hair. And, her face.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 12:51 PM (/c/ec)

Word.

Posted by: The Herminator at December 04, 2011 08:52 AM (smit2)

8 I question the authenticity of those pompoms

Posted by: dananjcon at December 04, 2011 08:55 AM (+G6Ro)

"What is best in life the first picture? Slightly defined or smooth abs? "

^{_{I'm real conflicted ... and severely messed up ... need beer ... stat ...}}

Posted by: Arbalest at December 04, 2011 08:56 AM (s6tiM)

10 2 Six pointy elbows.

and three delicious tummys

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at December 04, 2011 08:57 AM (l8iDY)

11 Yeah, I know. Lately the Bengals are impressing me.

Their architecture is impressive, eh?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 08:57 AM (UR5vq)

12
Prego Cheerleader?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2011 09:00 AM (JYheX)

13 ONN: Tebow's Success Inspiring Other Teams to Start Shitty Quarterbacks

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 04, 2011 09:01 AM (IKkTL)

14 Tree grows underwater?

Posted by: soothie at December 04, 2011 09:04 AM (8dspl)

15 BACK FATT

Posted by: cheerleader analysis 2x4 at December 04, 2011 09:04 AM (UbN0j)

16 Any Redskins fans here?

SI_JimTrotter Jim Trotter

BREAKING: redskins players fred davis and trent williams suspended four games for failed drug test.

Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2011 09:06 AM (X6akg)

17 Howse about a photo of Titsie McCain in an optical illusion dress? Yoga pants?

Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2011 09:07 AM (FabC8)

18 Oh boy, Rex picking apart the vaunted Jets defends.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 04, 2011 09:07 AM (nKF0m)

There is nothin funnier to me than cheerleader pic comments.

You people crack me up. It's like a tradition now.

Well done!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 04, 2011 09:08 AM (PjVdx)

20 I would not "do" any one of these. Now, all of them, maybe.

Posted by: Barry at December 04, 2011 09:11 AM (hHFjS)

21 I guess being in a state of nature isn't all bad, after all...

Posted by: AoSHQ's DarkLord© sez F--- Nevada (and the silicone plague)! at December 04, 2011 09:12 AM (Fs7RJ)

22 Wow, that's a rough looking crowd of cheerleaders right there. At least we see the return of back fat, though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2011 09:12 AM (AF1jB)

You watch, The Jags will play their best game of the season (not that it'll be too difficult). They do have a pretty good defense so maybe we can expect Rivers to throw a few more INTs. Jones-Drew will run rampant because he can.

Or not. Who the fuck knows?

Posted by: Tommy Gunnarson at December 04, 2011 09:13 AM (ybA9f)

24 So, how far along do they have to be before they can't perform as Cincy cheerleaders? 2nd trimester?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2011 09:14 AM (D6Fsu)

25 wonder what these girls thoughts are on last nights ONT main topic?

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 09:15 AM (oH5U0)

Sometimes with the backfatt you get a little side meat in the breasticle area. Just saying.

Posted by: Tommy Gunnarson at December 04, 2011 09:15 AM (ybA9f)

27 Posted by: Tommy Gunnarson at December 04, 2011 01:13 PM

Yeah, that could be. I read they're considering trading Jones-Drew at the end of the season, so I suppose that could motivate him.

But apparently last year the Chargers shut him down.

Well, I'll agonize until the evening game and flip a coin, I guess.

Also, the only cheerleader with cleavage is the brunette in the back right. They rest look like gymnasts.

Posted by: Y-not at December 04, 2011 09:18 AM (5H6zj)

28 A lost episode of Carl Sagan's 1980 masterpiece Cosmos

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2011 09:18 AM (I2LwF)

29 Ahhh! Sunday, and football! It just doesn't get any better'n this.

Damn, Bengals should have 3 points now at the very least.

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 09:20 AM (nAvCW)

30 Twiggy, in that same position, would show backfat. You guys are nuts.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 09:21 AM (0aj5N)

Top pic, front & center blondie needs to cut back on the beer and ultimate nachos consumption.

However, the brunette behind her left elbow is some kind of wonderful.

How did Michele Bachmann get in the top pic's center background?

WRT bottom pic blondie - every day and double-double on Sundays.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2011 09:21 AM (4q5tP)

32 There are more things about a woman then her boobs and butt. We have feelings too and like when you comlipment us about personalities, how we control the checkbook and do budgets and the intellectual conversatins we have. Men never compliment us about our eyes anymore. Just because we are a little over weight and don't have blond hair doesn't mean we don't have needs too. This sight is populated with men that are sex crazied !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at December 04, 2011 09:22 AM (Te1S8)

33 Posted by: Truman North

Hey I saw you were doing the LSAT yesterday -- how did it go?

_{ps....don't do it. just kidding....actually, not really.}

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 09:22 AM (0aj5N)

34 what the fuck! Texans just hot royally screwed! How does the ball fly forward 10 yds if his hand was not going forward!

Posted by: Jose at December 04, 2011 09:23 AM (srIqv)

no, I know. I don't want to litigate. I want to have a JD.

And it was fine. I did fine. Better than the first time.

Thanks.

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2011 09:23 AM (I2LwF)

36 They rest look like gymnasts.

Yeah, what guy fantasizes about gymnasts?

Posted by: lowandslow at December 04, 2011 09:24 AM (GZitp)

37 This sight is populated with men that are sex crazied !!!!! Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vermont

Hey, we got 'ettes here who can be pretty crazed, too! Makes for quite lively conversation.

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 09:25 AM (nAvCW)

38 Better than the first time.

My first exam was horrible - nerves. The second time I did much much better -- too bad they didn't take the high score but the aggregate.

Good luck, Truman!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 09:26 AM (0aj5N)

39 "There are more things about a woman then her boobs and butt."

But they are not important.

Posted by: Barry at December 04, 2011 09:27 AM (hHFjS)

40 This is tough crowd. Sadly not everybody who looks like Shannon Tweed gets into cheerleading as a profession.

There is some news today, for those of you who want a little variety in the NFL thread other than cheerleader body-type critique.

First - Iran says downed US drone; threatens response 'outside our borders'.

This could be bluster, we'll have to wait and see.

Second - Communist win 20% of Russia vote, Putin suffers huge loss.

Obviously this is a mixed bag. Furthermore while Putin's political party isn't as strong in the Duma as it was 4 years ago, it is still more than likely Putin will be the Russian President again next year (I think).

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 09:27 AM (UR5vq)

I didn't have any nerves either time, since I don't need a killer score to get into the school I want to go to. My grades are good, I'm in-state, and the school isn't considered prestigious. I'm going there to get a JD and a masters of public policy, both within 3 years.

Then I can go fuck shit up in Washingon.

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2011 09:30 AM (I2LwF)

42 Is that top picture of what is properly called a Flock of Boobies, or is it a Gaggle?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 09:31 AM (niZvt)

43 However, the brunette behind her left elbow is some kind of wonderful.

Give her ten years and a couple of kids, she'll be wearing a mumu and bitching about your mother.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2011 09:32 AM (D6Fsu)

44 Good luck to you, Truman North!

Then I can go fuck shit up in Washingon.

There is absolutely nothing you can do that can make that den of depravity any worse - you can only make it better.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 09:32 AM (UR5vq)

45 Mary, not all of us are sex crazed. Now go fetch me a sammich and a beer.

Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2011 09:33 AM (FabC8)

46 "There are more things about a woman then her boobs and butt." Well, yeah...

Posted by: Acute Angina at December 04, 2011 09:34 AM (niZvt)

Second - Communist win 20% of Russia vote, Putin suffers huge loss. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 01:27 PM (UR5vq)

So in mother Russia, you can vote for the Communists or the KGB. WTF... Is there somebody I should be rooting for?

Posted by: bernverdnardo at December 04, 2011 09:35 AM (xXhWA)

48 that's a murder of boobies

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2011 09:35 AM (I2LwF)

49 It could be a party of boobies.

Posted by: Y-not at December 04, 2011 09:36 AM (5H6zj)

50 For the 'ettes -
Three or Four-Point Stance?

Discuss.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2011 09:38 AM (So+lm)

51 I'd say it could be a posse of boobies, but I think that term is properly used as a Posse of Vajajays.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 09:39 AM (niZvt)

"There are more things about a woman then her boobs and butt."

Technically true. The next level of importance involves straight and even teeth, luxuriously long flowing locks of hair, large clear bright eyes, and tanned & toned smooth thighs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2011 09:40 AM (4q5tP)

53 @50
Five point IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Y-not at December 04, 2011 09:40 AM (5H6zj)

54 posse of boobies

Posse comitatas?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2011 09:41 AM (D6Fsu)

55 32 There are more things about a woman then her boobs and butt. We have feelings too and like when you comlipment us about personalities, how we control the checkbook and do budgets and the intellectual conversatins we have.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 09:41 AM (niZvt)

56 This is great, I just love football talk.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 04, 2011 09:41 AM (GZitp)

57 52

"There are more things about a woman then her boobs and butt."

Technically true. The next level of importance involves straight and even teeth, luxuriously long flowing locks of hair, large clear bright eyes, and tanned & toned smooth thighs.

------

As I most famously said the most importantest thing is a healthy trust fund.

Posted by: Meggy McCain at December 04, 2011 09:42 AM (5H6zj)

58 53 @50 Five point IYKWIMAITTYD Posted by: Y-not at December 04, 2011 01:40 PM (5H6zj) Math can be fun...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 09:42 AM (niZvt)

59 That's not even fat, it's simply flesh scrunched up due to the position she is in!

Speaking of back fat, where has back-fat critique extraordinaire Old Sailor been lately?

Has anyone heard from him?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 09:43 AM (piMMO)

So in mother Russia, you can vote for the Communists or the KGB. WTF... Is there somebody I should be rooting for?

Nobody in Russia proper, as far as I know of. Demographically, Russia is in big trouble (even a skim-through of any of Mark Steyn's books will show that) and this will only be exacerbated as many talented younger Russian people leave for brighter shores.

This will be problematic in the near future. What does a nation facing stagnation do to alleviate domestic pressure? Why, undertake endeavors internationally, much like they did in the old Soviet Union.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 09:43 AM (UR5vq)

61 "There are more things about a woman then her boobs and butt." Don't worry, us guys will get it in the end. If she stops wriggling it long enough...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 09:43 AM (niZvt)

62 Truman, that's hilarious.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 04, 2011 09:44 AM (IKkTL)

63 I loved watching Toby Gearhart at Stanford, and I love watching him as a Viking. He's a big, strong dude.

Shouldn't the phrase be a Blessing of Boobehs? A Bounty of Boobehs? Just some suggestions.

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 09:44 AM (nAvCW)

64 There are more things about a woman then her boobs and butt. We have feelings too and like when you comlipment us about personalities, how we control the checkbook and do budgets and the intellectual conversatins we have.

Speaking of checkbooks, how is it even possible that this hasn't made it to the ONT yet?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 09:45 AM (piMMO)

65 48 that's a murder of boobies Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2011 01:35 PM (I2LwF)

Sounds like an Agatha Christie novel.

Posted by: bernverdnardo at December 04, 2011 09:45 AM (xXhWA)

@50
Five point IYKWIMAITTYD

Yay for huge bellies! Pass the Cheetos.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2011 09:45 AM (4q5tP)

67 42 Is that top picture of what is properly called a Flock of Boobies, or is it a Gaggle?
___________

I was under the impression that a group of cheerleaders is called a giggle.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2011 09:46 AM (6fER6)

68 67 @50 "Five point IYKWIMAITTYD" Yay for huge bellies! Pass the Cheetos. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2011 01:45 PM (4q5tP) Okay, well... that sure put Mr. Skippy in his place. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 09:46 AM (niZvt)

69 So in mother Russia, you can vote for the Communists or the KGB. WTF... Is there somebody I should be rooting for?

Isn't that a little like having to choose from Newt and Paul?

Let's just hope to heaven that neither of them takes to riding horses without their shirt on.

_*shiver

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 09:47 AM (piMMO)

70 66 48 that's a murder of boobies Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2011 01:35 PM (I2LwF) Sounds like an Agatha Christie novel. Posted by: bernverdnardo at December 04, 2011 01:45 PM (xXhWA) Like a very GOOD Agatha Christie novel, with illustrations.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 09:47 AM (niZvt)

71 63 Truman, that's hilarious.
Stop staring at my butt

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2011 09:47 AM (I2LwF)

72 @65: they say, "Date Attractive People," only... she's not.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 09:49 AM (niZvt)

Hey, pal. The book thread is that way.

*sighs*. Fine.

Here's my contribution to "the cause".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 09:49 AM (UR5vq)

74 74 Hey, pal. The book thread is that way. *sighs*. Fine. Here's my contribution to "the cause". Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 01:49 PM (UR5vq) Looks like they're ready for Santa to go up their chimneys...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 09:50 AM (niZvt)

75 46 Posted by: Acute Angina at December 04, 2011 01:34 PM (niZvt)
_______

Speaking of which...

Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2011 09:50 AM (6fER6)

76 Shouldn't the phrase be a Blessing of Boobehs? A Bounty of Boobehs? Just some suggestions. Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 01:44 PM (nAvCW) Speaking of which, where has twicedblessedmom been lately?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 09:51 AM (niZvt)

77 This place is ok

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2011 09:51 AM (So+lm)

78 68 42 Is that top picture of what is properly called a Flock of Boobies, or is it a Gaggle?
___________

I was under the impression that a group of cheerleaders is called a giggle.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2011 01:46 PM (6fER6)

-------------------------

down South we call that a boatload of Boobies.

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 09:52 AM (oH5U0)

79 This place is ok Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2011 01:51 PM

You just arrive in Oklahoma?

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 04, 2011 09:52 AM (IKkTL)

80 Those top pic cheerleaders are lookin' rough. In a 'makes a fat old guy feel like he has a shot, but he's not that thrilled about it' way.

Posted by: nickless at December 04, 2011 09:53 AM (MMC8r)

81 I really want to go shopping on my first day, I mean *giggle* if you're okay with that *giggle*. I mean *giggle*, I hear some other folks are actually asking for that.

Bonus for the Jack Daniels t-shirt and her boobs and ass not stuck in front of the camera.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 09:53 AM (piMMO)

82 @76: third world pop music sucks the third world over. But her boobs are so loose it looks like she could beat you death with them.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 09:53 AM (niZvt)

83 46 Posted by: Acute Angina at December 04, 2011 01:34 PM (niZvt)
_______

Speaking of which...

Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2011 01:50 PM (6fER6)

Titzkerfloppen!

Bravo!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2011 09:54 AM (4q5tP)

84 they say, "Date Attractive People," only... she's not.

I am amazed that she is their cover model.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 09:55 AM (piMMO)

85 You know, the Russian are insane - that video on #76 is borderline child abuse... and I'm not really kidding.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 09:55 AM (niZvt)

86 They must be on their way to a buffet. The fat girl's up front.

Posted by: nickless at December 04, 2011 09:56 AM (MMC8r)

87 CCzech, I think I read on the ONT that TBM posts in the FB group, but haven't seen her here in a while.

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 09:57 AM (nAvCW)

88 More info on that drone supposedly shot down by the Iranians:

Has Iran Killed This Advanced US Stealth Plane?

As of right now, the story is probably bs. But if it isn't, that means the Iranians got ahold of some advanced radar that allowed them to detect the drone in flight.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 09:57 AM (UR5vq)

89 As of right now, the story is probably bs. But if it isn't, that means the Iranians got ahold of some advanced radar that allowed them to detect the drone in flight. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 01:57 PM (UR5vq) Or they got real lucky. These drones don't fly very fast normally.

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 04, 2011 09:59 AM (i6RpT)

90 Anyone expect that, through some stroke of miracle, some untold millions of votes for Putin will be found?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 10:00 AM (piMMO)

91 A bouncing of boobies...

Posted by: chunky at December 04, 2011 10:00 AM (i3uJF)

92 91 Anyone expect that, through some stroke of miracle, some untold millions of votes for Putin will be found? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 02:00 PM (piMMO) Yes, in the trunk of an abandoned '73 Chevy in Michigan.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 10:01 AM (niZvt)

93 Yes, in the trunk of an abandoned '73 Chevy in Michigan.

There's a better chance that they'll be discovered in a van with bullet ridden corpses of the opposition as they were attempting to steal the votes and flee.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 04, 2011 10:02 AM (Qxe/p)

94 42 Is that top picture of what is properly called a Flock of Boobies, or is it a Gaggle?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 01:31 PM (niZvt)

Perhaps ... a bar? a floorshow?

Posted by: Arbalest at December 04, 2011 10:03 AM (KXGp1)

95 In Putin's Russia, ballots find you!

Posted by: Yakov S. at December 04, 2011 10:03 AM (MMC8r)

96 A tittering of titties?

Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2011 10:03 AM (FabC8)

97 I'm looking at some of the other Russian videos on youtube by the one of the floppy titty lady showing off the goods surrounded by a underaged kids, and the eerie thing is: The Russians physically look SO much like us, but in their world outlook they may as well be from another planet. It's really kind of scary.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 10:04 AM (niZvt)

98 Does anyone else besides me think this 17 day vaca to Hawaii Asia of Barks is a good thing?? One year before reelection when his time away from the office has become a national joke and he pulls this?

This tells me that he's truly phoning it in and really thinks he doesn't have a shot in 2012.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 10:04 AM (0aj5N)

99 Matt Schaub Leinhart who?

Posted by: SethPower at December 04, 2011 10:04 AM (e6MoS)

100

I've got a breastload of awesome stuff if I ever get a chance to do another ONT

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2011 10:04 AM (I2LwF)

101 30 Twiggy, in that same position, would show backfat. You guys are nuts.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 01:21 PM (0aj5N)

At least no one is calling her a whore for sticking her ass out

Posted by: Shannow at December 04, 2011 10:05 AM (sQVU+)

102 @99: You know, I really don't begrudge Obama his days off. In fact, I wish he would take all of next year off.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 10:06 AM (niZvt)

103 At least no one is calling her a whore for sticking her ass out Posted by: Shannow at December 04, 2011 02:05 PM (sQVU+) Of COURSE not! I call her generous!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 10:06 AM (niZvt)

104 Colts just got their first Gronking.

Posted by: chunky at December 04, 2011 10:06 AM (i3uJF)

105 Tampa Bay with their throwback uniforms.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 04, 2011 10:07 AM (UKlME)

106 I have a history with Russian Women and I got no complaints what so ever

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 04, 2011 10:07 AM (i6RpT)

107 96 In Putin's Russia, ballots find you! Posted by: Yakov S. at December 04, 2011 02:03 PM (MMC8r) In Obama's America, Unemployment Count drop YOU!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 10:07 AM (niZvt)

108 That's a titillating dress.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 04, 2011 10:08 AM (IKkTL)

109 >>This tells me that he's truly phoning it in and really thinks he doesn't have a shot in 2012.

I think he's used to others providing things for him and then cleaning up after him.
_{Hopefully we get to do the latter in a big way after Nov '12}

Posted by: ontherocks at December 04, 2011 10:08 AM (HBqDo)

110 The Russians physically look SO much like us, but in their world outlook they may as well be from another planet. It's really kind of scary.

That is due to the group-collective mentality that nations like Russia and a lot of Asian countries share. It's a shame too - every Russian or Asian (from China, Japan, or Korea) that I've ever met personally has been very nice and quite personable.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 10:08 AM (UR5vq)

111

Today's NFL Thread is brought to you by the letter "B."

B is for "boobehs."

Can you say "boobehs?"

I knew that you could.

Now, try using the word "boobehs" in a sentence...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2011 10:08 AM (d0Tfm)

112 There is a really attractive Russian chick receptionist at one company I go to that can really turn heads. Alas, her cool blonde Scandi looks are paired with an ice cold personality, only proving that real attractiveness depends as much on attitude as anything else.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 10:10 AM (niZvt)

113

Now, try using the word "boobehs" in a sentence...

Boobehs we much.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 10:11 AM (/c/ec)

114 What I hate is, even if we get JEPOS out of office this time, he will always have been a president, on the same history lists as Lincoln, Adams, and Jefferson. It would take centuries for him to get obscure like Pierce and Buchanan. He'll be in the news for the rest of our lives.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 04, 2011 10:12 AM (UKlME)

115 109 That's a titillating dress. Posted by: rdbrewer at December 04, 2011 02:08 PM (IKkTL) Titillating, titiswinging, titiknocking...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 10:12 AM (niZvt)

116 115 What I hate is, even if we get JEPOS out of office this time, he will always have been a president, on the same history lists as Lincoln, Adams, and Jefferson. It would take centuries for him to get obscure like Pierce and Buchanan. He'll be in the news for the rest of our lives.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 04, 2011 02:12 PM (UKlME)

But he would be rated with Carter. Take that as solace.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 10:12 AM (GULKT)

117 Now, try using the word "boobehs" in a sentence... Say " Bob's baby bite the boobehs bad" 3 times fast

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 04, 2011 10:13 AM (i6RpT)

118 He'll be in the news for the rest of our lives.

If you think ex-President Carter is insufferable, wait until ex-President Obama starts hitting the domestic and international lecture circuits.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 10:13 AM (UR5vq)

119 This tells me that he's truly phoning it in and really thinks he doesn't have a shot in 2012. Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 02:04 PM (0aj5N) ================================== I disagree. Everything JEF does is a big fuck you to America. He does it because he knows he's got cover from the MFM and he is daring the country to NOT vote for him. He hates us and wants to rule over us.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 04, 2011 10:13 AM (jucos)

120 6 I do like the amputee on the bottom, though.

Kinky.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2011 10:13 AM (jA490)

121 Russian television always looks like it's produced at gunpoint.

Posted by: nickless at December 04, 2011 10:14 AM (MMC8r)

122 111 The Russians physically look SO much like us, but in their world outlook they may as well be from another planet. It's really kind of scary. That is due to the group-collective mentality that nations like Russia and a lot of Asian countries share. It's a shame too - every Russian or Asian (from China, Japan, or Korea) that I've ever met personally has been very nice and quite personable. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 02:08 PM (UR5vq) Yeah, I guess that centuries-old "Tartar Yoke" thing did that to them. I think they've never gotten over being - when you think about it - the only white people ever subjected to centuries of rule by another race. They should cheer up... Europe is heading in that direction now, express...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 10:14 AM (niZvt)

123 Geez. WTH? They said it was 72 in Houston at game time. It's 44 & raining off & on here just north of Dallas.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2011 10:15 AM (jA490)

124 The fuckstick bashes America on foreign soil now. Think of how much he'll unleash on this raaaaaaaacist country that failed to understand his greatness.

Mooch can go back to hating her country. Publicly.

All will be right in their world....

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 10:15 AM (0aj5N)

125 I'm pretty excited, I just won a copy of 'let them eat p*ssy' on LP for under $15!

sometimes eBay is your friend.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2011 10:15 AM (So+lm)

126

If you think ex-President Carter is insufferable, wait until ex-President Obama starts hitting the domestic and international lecture circuits.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 02:13 PM (UR5vq)

It might be a bit mean, but I think its possible Carter will outlive Obama. Or at least we won't be stuck hearing about what ex-president Obama is doing 3 years after his term. I get the feeling Carter lives a much healthier lifestyle than Obama.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 10:15 AM (GULKT)

127

But he would be rated with Carter. Take that as solace.

We know Carter was the original SCOAMF, but does the public in general? (Thanks enemedia).

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 04, 2011 10:16 AM (UKlME)

128 And I was like boobeh, boobeh, boobeh.....

Posted by: Justin Boobeh at December 04, 2011 10:16 AM (e6MoS)

129 119 "He'll be in the news for the rest of our lives." If you think ex-President Carter is insufferable, wait until ex-President Obama starts hitting the domestic and international lecture circuits. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 02:13 PM (UR5vq) Wait until you see that ugly mug on your $10 bills. It is inevitable... anyone who questions it will instantly be branded a racist.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 10:16 AM (niZvt)

130 Who is less deserving of his head coach job; Norv Turner or Lovie Smith?

Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2011 10:17 AM (FabC8)

131 What a great drive by Minnesota! That TD catch was epical!

Have I mentioned recently how much I love football? 'Cuz I do.

We have quite the contingent of Russian immigrants here where I live, and I know a few of them. Great folk, and they absolutely love living in the USA.

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 10:19 AM (nAvCW)

132 Also, that cheerleader in front looks to be about 45 and a "real" woman. More attractive to me than the pencil thin models that are sold to us everyday.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 04, 2011 10:20 AM (jucos)

133 Who is less deserving of his head coach job; Norv Turner or Lovie Smith? Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2011 02:17 PM (FabC

Rich Kotite --worst head coach of all time

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 04, 2011 10:20 AM (i6RpT)

134 I'm in a room without a cable box right now so I'm watching Fox. The video is awful!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 10:20 AM (piMMO)

135 That's a titillating dress.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 04, 2011 02:08 PM (IKkTL)

Filled with ... bags of sand.

Posted by: Andy Stitzer at December 04, 2011 10:20 AM (4q5tP)

136 130 Wait until you see that ugly mug on your $10 bills. It is inevitable... anyone who questions it will instantly be branded a racist.

Go ahead and brand me now. Won't be the first time I've been accused. Won't be the last.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2011 10:21 AM (jA490)

137 Gee the Jets suck this year

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 04, 2011 10:21 AM (i6RpT)

138 Wait until you see that ugly mug on your $10 bills.

Remember after the stimulus passed (I think it was then....it was very early in the administration) the skids on MSNBC were talking about putting him on Mt. Rushmore?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 10:21 AM (0aj5N)

139

He'll be in the news for the rest of our lives.

Just like Jimmah Cahtah, Will.I.Am Jeff'son Cliton, and the rest of the total fuck-ups we've somehow stupidly managed to elect. During my lifetime, we've had far more awful presidents than we've had good ones.

WTF is wrong with us? Not us Morons (naturally), but with the voting public at large? Can we not detect bullshit anymore?

Are we truly this stupid as a nation?

These are merely rhetorical questions that we all know the answers to.

We now return you to your regular cheerleader ogling and criticism of backfat, burritos immediately prior to the game and sharp elbows.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2011 10:21 AM (d0Tfm)

140 And the hits keep coming...

Dead man found at Occupy Denton at University of North Texas. No cause of death yet.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 10:23 AM (piMMO)

141 Are we truly this stupid as a nation?

You wasted keystrokes typing this sentence. Of course we are!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 10:23 AM (0aj5N)

142
Vikings make me sick. Buncha young punks.

The Lions are even worse.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:25 AM (sqkOB)

143 Rich Kotite --worst head coach of all time Posted by: nevergiveup at December 04, 2011 02:20 PM (i6RpT) ================================== Les Steckel had a one year Reign of Error after Bud Grant retired. He might have made a great high school coach somewhere.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 04, 2011 10:25 AM (jucos)

144 Wait until you see that ugly mug on your $10 bills. It is inevitable... anyone who questions it will instantly be branded a racist.

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to place it on a $3 bill considering the success he's had in devaluing the dollar?

$3 bills...it's the new single.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 10:25 AM (piMMO)

145
No cause of death yet.

We know what killed him. Unfairness.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:26 AM (sqkOB)

146

You wasted keystrokes typing this sentence. Of course we are!

Yeah, I know. We only have so many of them, kinda like hearbeats.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2011 10:26 AM (d0Tfm)

147 TJ Yates mania is sweeping the nation. Or it should be anyway.

OSU fand need to quit whining. They might still make it b/c the comps love the Big 12, and besides, when you lose to Iowa State in mid-November you have no one to blame but yourself. Also, am I really supposed to believe they lost b/c their women's basketball coach died? ESPN needs to get a grip.

Posted by: We are. State U. LSU that is. at December 04, 2011 10:26 AM (wPDH5)

148
Injustice killed him!

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:26 AM (sqkOB)

149

Who is less deserving of his head coach job; Norv Turner or Lovie Smith?

You mean besides Jim Caldwell?

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 04, 2011 10:26 AM (UKlME)

150
put Marv Lewis on that list

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:27 AM (sqkOB)

151 I'd like to see a bust of Christina Hendricks added to Mt. Rushmore.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 10:27 AM (niZvt)

152
Steelers are punking the Benglas

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:27 AM (sqkOB)

153 Speaking of OWS some of these turds have decided to forgo their catered bolognese and go on a hunger strike.

I hope they see that idea through.

Thin that herd, goofballs!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 10:27 AM (0aj5N)

154 Based on the reasons I've been given through the years for voting for someone in presidential elections, I think voting should be restricted to people who actually have 2 brain cells to rub together.

It seems like many people forget just how horrendous a democratic administration actually is for the country and go ahead and vote for the dem. Not that the GOP candidate is too much better, but, still.

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 10:28 AM (nAvCW)

155
correction: Bengals are punking themselves

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:28 AM (sqkOB)

156 Thank you Mr. Kratos.

I've been looking for Christmas wallpaper.

Posted by: Shannow at December 04, 2011 10:29 AM (Q69nj)

157 146
No cause of death yet.
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We know what killed him. Unfairness.
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Oooh, ooh, I know this one. Crushing student loan debt.

Posted by: Meggy McCain at December 04, 2011 10:29 AM (5H6zj)

158 Meggy McCain sock off

Posted by: Y-not at December 04, 2011 10:29 AM (5H6zj)

159 look at Cam Newton!

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:30 AM (sqkOB)

160 Colts just got Green-Ellised.

Posted by: chunky at December 04, 2011 10:30 AM (i3uJF)

161 152 I'd like to see a bust of Christina Hendricks added to Mt. Rushmore.

Sadly, there is no more carvable rock on Mt. Rushmore. At least we can rest assured that the SCoaMF won't ever occupy the face of that monument.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 10:31 AM (UR5vq)

162
holy shit Chiefs with the Hail Mary!!!!

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:31 AM (sqkOB)

163

I'd like to see a bust of Christina Hendricks added to Mt. Rushmore.

Count me as well. I'd love to see Christina Hendricks' bust on Mt. Rushmore.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2011 10:31 AM (d0Tfm)

164
a deflected Hail Mary!

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:31 AM (sqkOB)

165 152 I'd like to see a bust of Christina Hendricks added to Mt. Rushmore.

I need earmuffs!

Posted by: A. Lincoln at December 04, 2011 10:32 AM (MMC8r)

166 KC Hail Mary TD

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 04, 2011 10:32 AM (UKlME)

167
why is it cool to look like the Predator?

cut your hair, you long haired galoot, you

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:33 AM (sqkOB)

168 $3 bills...it's the new single.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 02:25 PM (piMMO)

when i got home the other day, i had a crisp $2 dollar bill in my pocket. not sure where i got it. it had tobe a fast food place or a 7-11 store, that was the only places i spent any money that day.

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 10:34 AM (oH5U0)

169 Those NFL Play 60 promos make me fucking gakk.
There's only one movement that I'm interested in seeing, and it involves moving vans (or preferably a Paddy Wagon) and The WH.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 04, 2011 10:35 AM (HBqDo)

170 152 I'd like to see a bust of Christina Hendricks added to Mt. Rushmore. Sadly, there is no more carvable rock on Mt. Rushmore. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 02:31 PM (UR5vq) Couldn't Washington and Jefferson be re-carved into the Hendricks Twins?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 10:35 AM (niZvt)

171 Scratching my punkin' head on that last play before the FG by the Viks, WTH?

Hope the Broncos keep it close enough that we can have another wild finish to the game.

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 10:36 AM (nAvCW)

172 Speaking of Mt. Rushmore, that show on the History Channel, gah, the name is escaping me. It's like their own version of Mythbusters. They've got the one idiot professor, the chick, and the other guy driving around to study the historical origins of famous monuments and the like. And the narrator is that weird emo looking guy...

Anyway, they spent one entire episode trying to determine if Gutzon Borglum was a racist. They talked to people in the Klan trying to make the connection that he was a white supremacist.

Yeah, the guy that carved Lincoln's face was a raging racist.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 10:37 AM (0aj5N)

173 Colts just got Green-Ellised. Posted by: chunky at December 04, 2011 02:30 PM

They've Benjarvused!

Posted by: huerfano at December 04, 2011 10:37 AM (fecOD)

174 That was no Tebow fumble. The ref is obviously an atheist.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 04, 2011 10:37 AM (UKlME)

175

RE: those cheerleader pics

So THAT'S what happens when you let women drive. Stuff it, Imam!

Posted by: chuck in st paul at December 04, 2011 10:38 AM (EhYdw)

176 Anyway, they spent one entire episode trying to determine if Gutzon Borglum was a racist. They talked to people in the Klan trying to make the connection that he was a white supremacist. Yeah, the guy that carved Lincoln's face was a raging racist. Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 02:37 PM (0aj5N) Only liberals would spend time trying to confirm something like that. Does that mean we should blow up Mt. Rushmore?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 10:39 AM (niZvt)

177

152, 162
Perhaps we need a Mt. Boobmore...

Although then there'd be the argument over whether we meant cheer beavers of Carter and Obumbles.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at December 04, 2011 10:39 AM (EhYdw)

178 So THAT'S what happens when you let women drive. Stuff it, Imam! Posted by: chuck in st paul at December 04, 2011 02:38 PM (EhYdw) What makes you think they are not virgins?

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 04, 2011 10:39 AM (i6RpT)

179 Yeah, Y-not... but could you wear her bra?. Scientific minds want to know.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 10:40 AM (niZvt)

180

watch this

the Patriots will score 3 TD's in the 3Q and Brady will be watching the 4Q from the sidelines

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:40 AM (sqkOB)

181 Since my entertainment is movies...I could care less about NFL here is a list of movies at the local 30-plex and my complete disgust with Hollywood, maybe I will become an NFL fan! 1. Pokemon the Movie: CGI Cartoon 2. The Ides of March Ryan Gosling , George Clooney: Booring George Clooney liberal mouthwash political movie. 3. A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 3D John Cho , Kal Penn: Two idiots, doing whatever their tiny minds fall into. 4. Arthur Christmas James McAvoy , Hugh Laurie PG Another Damned CGI cartoon. 5. Footloose (2011)Kenny Wormald , Julianne Hough A miserable remake of a miserable movie all about teen rebellion against 2-dimensional, never existed in all of history Christians. 6. Happy Feet Two Elijah Wood , Robin Williams Another Damned CGI cartoon voiced by a leading reprobate liberal asshole. 7. Hugo (2011)Ben Kingsley , Sacha Baron Cohen Another CGI cartoon, (because we cannot get enough of those, voiced by another reprobate in Sacha Baron Cohen. 8. Immortals (2011)Henry Cavill , Mickey Rourke An OK CGI done by the same guy that did 300. 9. In Time Olivia Wilde , Amanda Seyfried Some movie about cancer...can't wait! 10. J. Edgar Leonardo DiCaprio , Naomi Watts Hollywood's attempt to keep alive the cross-dressing, homosexual meme about the founder of the FBI. 11. Jack and Jill (2011)Adam Sandler , Katie Holmes PG What can I say it is Adam Sandler and because a tiresome worn-out one-note comic is not enough to produce belly-laughs, let us use the Hollywood genius inspiration that nothing is funnier than a man playing a woman (Sandler plays himself and his own twin sister, thus completing a Hollywood masturbation fantasy. 12. Moneyball Brad Pitt , Jonah Hill Actually not bad, but it was based on a true story so Hollywood script writers had to venture out of their own intestinal track to write this one. 13. Puss in Boots (2011)Antonio Banderas , Salma Hayek P Another CGI cartoon...must keep the kids entertained while mommy and daddy buy worthless shit they do not need in the mall stores. 14. The Muppets Jason Segel , Amy Adams Why? 15. The Smurfs 3D Hank Azaria , Jonathan Winters You can light yourself on fire during this one to end the agony. 16. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 Soft porn for young teenage girls and gay teenage boys, or just another example that Hollywood cannot think or write anything new...nothing as intriguing as Vampires and Zombies...YUM! 17. Tower Heist Ben Stiller , Eddie Murphy Really, aren't both of these comics past their sell-by date? To fill 30 screens several of the CGI flicks are in 3D, and one is in both 3D and IMAX, because what is CGI without more crap to make you think it is worth watching? Hollywood is ready for a takeover by a horde of barbarians with Polaroids that could produce better fare.

Posted by: Jehu at December 04, 2011 10:40 AM (HEQff)

182 145 Wait until you see that ugly mug on your $10 bills. It is inevitable... anyone who questions it will instantly be branded a racist.

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to place it on a $3 bill considering the success he's had in devaluing the dollar?

$3 bills...it's the new single.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 02:25 PM (piMMO)

More appropriate than you think.

Ever heard the phrase "As queer as a 3 dollar bill?"

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 10:41 AM (GULKT)

183 Look, Jehu, we're talking Boobage here! What on Earth does YOUR post to do with football???

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 10:42 AM (niZvt)

184 Apropos of nothing. I went to an Arbys the other night and all of their computers had crashed. They took cash only. The subraction to make proper change for this kid was damn near impossible. Had to have the manager come and take over. I felt sorry at first but later became pissed. This is the kind of kid that we send out in society with an expectation they'll make it? No wonder why we are approaching a majority now who would rather suck the gubmint teat than go and make their own path. We are doomed.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 04, 2011 10:42 AM (jucos)

185
movies?

I watched Catch .44 starring Bruce Willis and Trees Whitaker lastnight.

5/10

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:42 AM (sqkOB)

186 GASTONIA, N.C. -- A Gastonia mother says her son was suspended for calling a teacher "cute.Â” Chiquita Lockett said her 9-year-old son, Emanyea, spent the last two days at home. Lockett said the principal of Brookside Elementary called her Wednesday to say the incident was a form of Â“sexual harassment.Â” Emanyea told Eyewitness News a substitute teacher overheard him tell another student a teacher was cute. Then he was suspended. Shit it's a good thing Ace doesn't suspend us here for making sexual comments

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 04, 2011 10:43 AM (i6RpT)

187 17. Tower Heist Ben Stiller , Eddie Murphy
Really, aren't both of these comics past their sell-by date?

I saw Tower Heist.

Bearing in mind that I loathe Ben Stiller, I still managed to enjoy the movie. Murphy finally returned to his snarky 'Beverly Hills Cop' style of character. I thought it was cute enough on a matinee price.

Posted by: Y-not at December 04, 2011 10:43 AM (5H6zj)

188 C'mon over, Jehu! Hollywood pretty much sux. Only some of football sux. You'll come out ahead on the deal!

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 10:43 AM (nAvCW)

189 Colts got Gronked again.

Posted by: chunky at December 04, 2011 10:43 AM (i3uJF)

190
Chiquita banana song!

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:44 AM (sqkOB)

191 Gronkowski must be a graduate of the Wade Boggs school of invisibility.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 04, 2011 10:44 AM (HBqDo)

192 Shit it's a good thing Ace doesn't suspend us here for making sexual comments Posted by: nevergiveup at December 04, 2011 02:43 PM (i6RpT) Well, if he did, ace would be living his own nightmare Twilight Zone episode... realizing no one else was here, as he runs down the blog desperately looking for morons commenting.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 10:44 AM (niZvt)

193 152 I'd like to see a bust of Christina Hendricks added to Mt. Rushmore.

Mt. Rushmore ain't big enough

Posted by: Tightie Rightie at December 04, 2011 10:45 AM (dMnzH)

194 16. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
Soft porn for young teenage girls and gay teenage boys, or just another example that Hollywood cannot think or write anything new...nothing as intriguing as Vampires and Zombies...YUM!
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Yeah, I don't get that phenomenon.

It's particularly odd when you consider that the author is a BYU grad.

Posted by: Y-not at December 04, 2011 10:45 AM (5H6zj)

195 181

watch this

the Patriots will score 3 TD's in the 3Q and Brady will be watching the 4Q from the sidelines

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 02:40 PM (sqkOB)

You must never watch the Cheatriots. Brady will be in until 2 minutes remain in the game.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 10:45 AM (GULKT)

196

Posted by: Jehu at December 04, 2011 02:40 PM (HEQff)

i would go out in the backyard and burn a tire before i went to watch any of them.

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 10:45 AM (oH5U0)

197 187 GASTONIA, N.C. -- A Gastonia mother says her son was suspended for calling a teacher "cute.Â” That's the sort of mindless "Zero Tolerance" bullshit that should not be tolerated. The mom should sue the school for psychological trauma and irreparable social stigma suffered by her son.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 10:46 AM (niZvt)

198
Sanchez is looking very mediocre this season.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:46 AM (sqkOB)

199 Hendricks already has a monument. The Grand Tetons.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 04, 2011 10:47 AM (IKkTL)

200 CoolCzech 184. "Your right," slapping self...wake up and focus on what is important! Whew, that was close!

Posted by: Jehu at December 04, 2011 10:47 AM (HEQff)

201 187 GASTONIA, N.C. -- A Gastonia mother says her son was suspended for calling a teacher "cute.Â” That's the sort of mindless "Zero Tolerance" bullshit that should not be tolerated. The mom should sue the school for psychological trauma and irreparable social stigma suffered by her son. Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2011 02:46 PM (niZvt) yeah but I wonder if the mom is cute in a MILF way?

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 04, 2011 10:47 AM (i6RpT)

202 Chiquita Lockett said her 9-year-old son, Emanyea

I'm not the only person that read that as her 9-year old son, Enema.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 10:48 AM (0aj5N)

203
/throws flag

Posted by: Ed Hochuli's Biceps at December 04, 2011 10:48 AM (sqkOB)

204 Shit it's a good thing Ace doesn't suspend us here for making sexual comments

You haven't read the ONT lately have you?? It's turned into a cesspoll.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 10:49 AM (0aj5N)

205 You haven't read the ONT lately have you?? It's turned into a cesspoll. Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 02:49 PM (0aj5N) I try to sleep at nights. My body more or less insists upon it

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 04, 2011 10:50 AM (i6RpT)

206
This is my son Delmonte and this is my daughter Tropicana.

Posted by: Chiquita at December 04, 2011 10:50 AM (sqkOB)

207
my granddaughter Coolatta

Posted by: Chiquita at December 04, 2011 10:51 AM (sqkOB)

208 185 Apropos of nothing. I went to an Arbys the other night and all of their computers had crashed. They took cash only. The subraction to make proper change for this kid was damn near impossible. Had to have the manager come and take over. I felt sorry at first but later became pissed. This is the kind of kid that we send out in society with an expectation they'll make it? No wonder why we are approaching a majority now who would rather suck the gubmint teat than go and make their own path. We are doomed.

You have to send your children to a good public or private school or home-school them if you want them to actually learn math.

Posted by: Miss'80s at December 04, 2011 10:52 AM (d6QMz)

209 Out of my list of 17 movies 8 of them are CGI cartoons. Nearly half of the movies are CGI, and when you add up the 3D and IMAX versions you fill about 10 more screens with the same crap. Honestly any Film Noir movies in the 30's and 40's were better..."Top of the World Ma!"

Posted by: Jehu at December 04, 2011 10:53 AM (HEQff)

210 207
This is my son Delmonte and this is my daughter Tropicana.

Posted by: Chiquita at December 04, 2011 02:50 PM (sqkOB)

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Bob Dole approves of these names.

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 04, 2011 10:53 AM (5H6zj)

211
Years ago I said that the Texans will forever be a 7-9, 8-8, or 9-7 team.

I might be w-w--w-w--wwwrrrr---wrong.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:54 AM (sqkOB)

212 Speaking of ONTs...yeah, the thread last night was pretty damn decadent, heh. I learned more about mouth skills than I ever cared to know.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 04, 2011 10:55 AM (UR5vq)

213 Touchdown Broncos. It's Tebow Time!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2011 10:57 AM (d0Tfm)

214
a Dunkin Donuts ice coffee is coffee flavored ice water

and if you let all the ice melt before you drink it, it's colored water.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:57 AM (sqkOB)

215

The subraction to make proper change for this kid was damn near impossible. Had to have the manager come and take over.

What happened to the old way of making change, where you started with the amount due and added to the amount paid? Even I can do that.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 10:57 AM (/c/ec)

216
one more TD and Brady will sit down

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 10:58 AM (sqkOB)

217 Who else watching the Bronco game wanted them to go for 2? Great drive.

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 10:59 AM (nAvCW)

218 I learned more about mouth skills than I ever cared to know.

You, obviously, never attended a Madrasah.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 04, 2011 10:59 AM (So+lm)

219 212 Years ago I said that the Texans will forever be a 7-9, 8-8, or 9-7 team.

I might be w-w--w-w--wwwrrrr---wrong.

Now if they can only hold-on to this lead...

Posted by: Miss'80s at December 04, 2011 11:00 AM (d6QMz)

220 Colts got Gronked, again.

Posted by: chunky at December 04, 2011 11:01 AM (i3uJF)

221

Oh Touchdown pass for Tebow and Denver. That's going to happen more than you think since all the defenses are going to be expecting a run and stack the box leaving the secondary to go man to man where a mistake can really burn them, like it just did.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 11:01 AM (GULKT)

222 Sadly, there is no more carvable rock on Mt. Rushmore. At least we can rest assured that the SCoaMF won't ever occupy the face of that monument.

That is, you assume, if they don't replace one of the lesser presidents with the SOAMF.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 11:02 AM (piMMO)

223 What happened ...? Even I can do that.

Dad taught you that.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2011 11:02 AM (So+lm)

224

What happened to the old way of making change, where you started with the amount due and added to the amount paid? Even I can do that.

Donchaknow some pointy-headed academidiot said, "That's not the right way to teach that!" and was immediately abandoned as an effective method of change-counting despite its ease and accuracy.

It's far more important to explain to teh kiddehs why Heather has two mommies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2011 11:02 AM (d0Tfm)

225 You haven't read the ONT lately have you?? It's turned into a cesspoll.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 02:49 PM (0aj5N)

I find the ONT nearly unreadable these days, except for the slutty chicks. It's four hours of people I don't know writing one of three things:

1. First!1! (even though they usually aren't)
2. Hi, ______ !1! (where ____ is someone I've never heard of here)
3. Goodnight, ________ !1! (ditto)

It's fucking lame.

Posted by: Something Perky This Way Comes at December 04, 2011 11:03 AM (wPDH5)

226
Andy make boom boom nood post

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 11:03 AM (sqkOB)

227 Heather has two mommies

Fetching read, that.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2011 11:04 AM (So+lm)

228 You haven't read the ONT lately have you?? It's turned into a cesspoll.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 02:49 PM (0aj5N)

some call it a cesspool............some dont...... myself, and i dont speak for the rest of the Morons. it was one that was best to not say nothing and just let the Ettes run with it.......

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 11:05 AM (oH5U0)

229
hahaha @ Bum Philips' kid

celebratin an incomplete pass on the sideline as if he just won something

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 11:07 AM (sqkOB)

230 celebratin an incomplete pass on the sideline as if he just won something

He did - the ball back. That matters in a 10-3 game against a good team when you're down to your 3rd string QB.

Posted by: Something Perky This Way Comes at December 04, 2011 11:09 AM (wPDH5)

231 The ONT is a wild and woolly free for all. Boring sometimes? Sure. Idiotic sometimes? Double-sure. But I'll take that over the fussin' and fightin' on the political threads here lately any day, or should I say night, of the week.

And for the posts you're not interested in? My mouse has this little scroll button that I can use and pass 'em by. Yours probably does, too.

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 11:10 AM (nAvCW)

232 I'd like to see a bust of Christina Hendricks added to Mt. Rushmore.

Mt. Rushmore ain't big enough

Posted by: Tightie Rightie at December 04, 2011 02:45 PM (dMnzH)

The AoSHQ Manual of Style prefers the usage of movie lines wherever possible. i.e.:

Your're gonna need a bigger mountain. - Chief Martin Brody

Posted by: Mr. Pendantic at December 04, 2011 11:10 AM (4q5tP)

233 Speaking of Mt. Rushmore, that show on the History Channel, gah,..

Speaking of the "History Channel", on one of the threads yesterday, Toby was flipping out about some show they were airing at the time. He was so upset about it that I turned over to see for myself.

It was one of, if not the single biggest POS I have ever seen on t.v.

I don't know what the name of it was, but they were doing a "history", a look back, at how they had arrived at present times... present times being decades into the future.

They were speaking of how Josh, the project engineer, had felt while constructing the "Great Barrier" which protected NYC from the rising waters.

Seriously. There are no words for how bad it was. We are talking Red China level propaganda here.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 11:11 AM (piMMO)

234

More appropriate than you think.

Ever heard the phrase "As queer as a 3 dollar bill?"

Well, I wasn't going to say it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 11:13 AM (piMMO)

235 History channel's best shows, (Pawn Stars and such), have nothing to do with history.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 11:14 AM (/c/ec)

236 Luckily I don't watch the History Channel during football season, since the only time I usually watch it is monday night where there's nothing else on and I like seeing the old guns and weapons that get brought into Pawn Stars. Or Tuesday when Top Shot is on. But instead I watch Monday Night Football.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 11:14 AM (GULKT)

237 Bi-queens TD!

Posted by: chunky at December 04, 2011 11:16 AM (i3uJF)

238 Man, what the hell has happened to Tampa Bay ...

Posted by: Something Perky This Way Comes at December 04, 2011 11:19 AM (wPDH5)

239 Oh great.

I can only imagine the fine specimens of Southern culture which will be on display here.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 11:19 AM (piMMO)

240 Best play ever?

Best play ever.

Posted by: The Q at December 04, 2011 11:19 AM (LnQhT)

241 They've got the one idiot professor, the chick, and the other guy driving around to study the historical origins of famous monuments and the like. And the narrator is that weird emo looking guy...

Brad Meltzer's Decoded? I watched the D.B. Cooper episode because someone here at the HQ recommended it. What a stupid fucking show. They pretended they were "discovering" what someone else had already theorized, and dragged what would have been fifteen seconds of "yeah, we've got nothing" into an hour of extraordinary tedium.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 04, 2011 11:20 AM (vuAwo)

242 Dear Minnesota Vikings: slapping a runner on the shoulder isn't an effective tackling technique.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 04, 2011 11:20 AM (fL/vP)

243

if i ever run into a 2 whore, i damn sure have a crisp 2003 one to pay her with.

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 11:20 AM (oH5U0)

244 Now Denver gets a TD!

Posted by: chunky at December 04, 2011 11:21 AM (i3uJF)

245 wait, KC is beating da Bears?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

navycopjoe hardest hit

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2011 11:22 AM (s7mIC)

246
Nice scramble by Tebow and great run by the receiver.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2011 11:22 AM (JYheX)

247 Remember. Tim Tebow is not a quarterback, and cannot throw.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 11:22 AM (GULKT)

248 Brad Meltzer's Decoded?

Yup, that's it. Thanks Waterhouse.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2011 11:24 AM (0aj5N)

249
Den-Minn game turning into an offensive game. Who'da thought?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2011 11:24 AM (JYheX)

250 The Raiders are getting creamed. The QB brought out of retirement must not be working.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 11:25 AM (/c/ec)

251
the Bucaneers look like Creamsicles

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2011 11:27 AM (sqkOB)

252 whoa, nasty friendly fire hit

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2011 11:29 AM (s7mIC)

253 well i did not know that. i am sure i got this one at a store or fast food place.

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 11:29 AM (oH5U0)

254

dang it Falcons....... stop fucking up.

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 11:32 AM (oH5U0)

255 > 254 Hey, Colts. You only need 1 point to beat the 20 point spread. Just sayin'.

They're calling from the sidelines, checking with the bookies...

Posted by: chunky at December 04, 2011 11:34 AM (i3uJF)

256 Really? They just played Dubstep going into commercial for the Vikings/Broncos game.

Posted by: Z Ryan at December 04, 2011 11:36 AM (U9NWP)

257

The Vikings have 11 minutes to lose 1 point lead.

Why even bother finishing the game?

Posted by: Z Ryan at December 04, 2011 11:38 AM (U9NWP)

258 The refs in the league are clearly three things:

Pro-Steelers
Pro-Jets
and anti-Tebow

Posted by: The Q at December 04, 2011 11:40 AM (LnQhT)

259 This is turning into a Gator standoff.

Tebow v. his no. 1 WR Percy Harvin

Posted by: The Q at December 04, 2011 11:41 AM (LnQhT)

260 The hardest thing about getting Obama on to Mt. Rushmore is figuring out where to carve the teleprompters.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at December 04, 2011 11:42 AM (C7ATr)

261 Bi-queens score again!

Posted by: chunky at December 04, 2011 11:42 AM (i3uJF)

262 Holy crap the Vikings scored another TD. I wonder how many bookies are getting ready to jump out of the window right about now.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 04, 2011 11:43 AM (u8N+P)

263 They've got the one idiot professor, the chick, and the other guy driving around to study the historical origins of famous monuments and the like. And the narrator is that weird emo looking guy...

The chick is OK ... cute-ish, engineering degree, not prone to excessively stupid comments, etc. She has a vid on YouTube about joining a new Physics cult she's starting that's actually pretty good. I'd tell you the name of it but I don't even know hers much less the name of the clip.

The professor, the field man and the emo host are fucking idiots, although the host is apparently a reasonably well-known author I've never read.

All in all, the show sucks..

Posted by: Something Perky This Way Comes at December 04, 2011 11:44 AM (wPDH5)

264 1st pic: middle one is a tranny, left one is pregnant. Right one is fugly. 2nd picture: back fat.

Posted by: Joejm65 at December 04, 2011 11:45 AM (UZuc4)

265 The spread is beating me like a rented mule.

Posted by: toby928© at December 04, 2011 11:45 AM (GTbGH)

266 Remember, Tim Tebow is not a quarterback and cannot throw the football.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 11:45 AM (GULKT)

267 That 9 point lead didn't last long.

Posted by: Z Ryan at December 04, 2011 11:46 AM (U9NWP)

268
Denver comes back! TD! 2 plays.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2011 11:46 AM (JYheX)

269 Wow, what an answer by Denver! Did the Viks even put their defense on the field for this series?

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 11:46 AM (nAvCW)

270 Somehow TJ Yates is outplaying Matt Ryan.

Posted by: Something Perky This Way Comes at December 04, 2011 11:47 AM (wPDH5)

271 So now Denver TD's...

Posted by: chunky at December 04, 2011 11:47 AM (i3uJF)

272 273 Wow, what an answer by Denver! Did the Viks even put their defense on the field for this series?

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 03:46 PM (nAvCW)

They believe my comment at 248 and 270.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 11:47 AM (GULKT)

273
tie game. wouldn't have thought this would be game of the week.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2011 11:48 AM (JYheX)

274 Damn, Tebow is a trip to watch. I hope he shoves that "can't play" meme right down everyone's throat.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 11:49 AM (SAMxH)

275 WTF??? Now Denver scores a TD... and makes the two point conversion. The Vikings defence has hardly been on the field- how can they be worn out?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 04, 2011 11:49 AM (p2FOK)

276 Pats must have 3rd string in - they've spotted Colts to 24, now.

Posted by: chunky at December 04, 2011 11:51 AM (i3uJF)

277 I think I'm going to get 1 win in the early games. I'm in DiT territory.

Posted by: toby928© at December 04, 2011 11:51 AM (GTbGH)

278 Tebow (8/11 for 150 yrds) looks great against the 2-9 Vikings, who are 30th in passing yards allowed and 30th in points allowed.

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 04, 2011 11:52 AM (5H6zj)

279 Have I ruined the future for you yet, I can't remember ... The Super Bowl is between Green Bay and Pittsburgh again ... the Packers win this time by 8.

Posted by: Something Perky This Way Comes at December 04, 2011 11:52 AM (wPDH5)

280 TO Atlanta, 4th & 1 at the HOU 20, Texans up 17-10, with under 3 minutes to go.

Posted by: Something Perky This Way Comes at December 04, 2011 11:56 AM (wPDH5)

281 Falcons crap out on downs. Just used their last TO. Texans could steal one here.

Posted by: Something Perky This Way Comes at December 04, 2011 12:00 PM (wPDH5)

282 The odds that the Vikings will let Denver score on this drive? 99.9%

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 04, 2011 12:01 PM (dNVWY)

283 Is it too much for the decidedly mediocre Jets to hold on against an even weaker Redskins team?

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangroves for Rick Perry at December 04, 2011 12:04 PM (n5SYV)

284 Grossman fumbles. I might win 2.

Posted by: toby928© at December 04, 2011 12:04 PM (GTbGH)

285 Now Tebow needs to get me to 3.

Posted by: toby928© at December 04, 2011 12:05 PM (GTbGH)

286 Hey! Maybe they can, after all.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangroves for Rick Perry at December 04, 2011 12:06 PM (n5SYV)

287 I am so ready for some football. Someone catch me up with what's been goin' on.

Please to be thanking you.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 04, 2011 12:07 PM (/izg2)

288 All tied up again.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 12:10 PM (GULKT)

289 Tie game

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2011 12:10 PM (s7mIC)

290 I like the chubby Bengals cheerleader. Curves are good.

Posted by: bobscountrybuffet at December 04, 2011 12:10 PM (UKHgi)

291 Nothing like a good, clean game between two evenly matched lousy teams... we may see overtime b'twn Broncos and Bi-queens.

Posted by: chunky at December 04, 2011 12:10 PM (i3uJF)

292

hit it and rip it Birds..... the only hope.

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 12:10 PM (oH5U0)

293 Interception Denver! That might be the game.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 12:12 PM (GULKT)

294 D'oh - Vikes picked off

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2011 12:12 PM (s7mIC)

295 God willed that ball into the Broncos' CB hands.

Posted by: The Q at December 04, 2011 12:12 PM (LnQhT)

296 Whoo Hoo. Go Broncos.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 12:13 PM (/c/ec)

297 Cool. Now I have half the story on at least a couple games. Thanks!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 04, 2011 12:14 PM (/izg2)

298 Stop looking happy Elway. You don't like him.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 04, 2011 12:14 PM (UKlME)

299 Holy fuck, Tebow's gonna pull that shit out again

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2011 12:15 PM (I2LwF)

300 1-0 in the TJ Yates era.

Posted by: Something Perky This Way Comes at December 04, 2011 12:16 PM (wPDH5)

301 Heh, how 'bout those Raiders? Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 04, 2011 12:16 PM (ICv3z)

302 Good thing that Tebow fella isn't an NFL grade QB - the Broncs might go on a roll and win a few.

Posted by: Something Perky This Way Comes at December 04, 2011 12:17 PM (wPDH5)

303 304 1-0 in the TJ Yates era.

Posted by: Something Perky This Way Comes at December 04, 2011 04:16 PM (wPDH5)

TAR! HEELS!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 04, 2011 12:17 PM (/izg2)

304 Well, looks like it's about that time again...

Posted by: The Boy Who Shouted "Tebow!" ePub at December 04, 2011 12:17 PM (vQfJ3)

305 Leave it to the Vikings to snatch a defeat from the jaws of victory.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 04, 2011 12:17 PM (QhX7M)

306 Raiders: couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of douchebags.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 04, 2011 12:17 PM (UKlME)

307 Oh, and, my boys, my boys, my boys . . . even their third string can get 'er done (in some circumstances). Yay, Pats!!!!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 12:18 PM (ICv3z)

308 WTF Denver? Les Miles managing the clock?

Posted by: Something Perky This Way Comes at December 04, 2011 12:18 PM (wPDH5)

309 But they didn't cover Peaches. As usual and against the hapless Colts.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 12:19 PM (GULKT)

310 Damnit!....my Fox switched from the Broncos game to the Giants.

Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2011 12:19 PM (X6akg)

311 Tebow and some other dudes won another one!

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2011 12:19 PM (I2LwF)

312 lol too funny
Tebow wins again

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2011 12:19 PM (s7mIC)

313 Ok so the ESPN guy today was doing a thing on how worried he is about certain quarterbacks, mainly all the backups starting today as well as Tebow. And he had a question of "what happens when a team puts up more than 24 points on Denver?" Well it looks like the answer is "well then just put up even more."

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 12:20 PM (GULKT)

314 _{fucking vikings}

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 04, 2011 12:20 PM (BXdzk)

315 The Redskins just collapsed.

Excellent.

Posted by: toby928© at December 04, 2011 12:20 PM (GTbGH)

316 Leave it to the Vikings to snatch a defeat from the jaws of victory

Thinking I'd later be victorious I once jawed a snatch until defeated.

Posted by: Something Perky This Way Comes at December 04, 2011 12:21 PM (wPDH5)

317 But they didn't cover Peaches. As usual and against the hapless Colts.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 04:19 PM (GULKT)

Third string, babe. They don't give a shit about the spread, that's for suckers. Best to keep your "A" players healthy.

And, omg, that fucker Tebow did it again, eh? I thought we were in for the agony of OT on that one. Lukewarm congrats to teh Denver morons.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 12:21 PM (ICv3z)

318 I'm a Pats fan, but I'm allowed: I live right near Foxboro

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2011 12:21 PM (I2LwF)

319 Looking at Google News, the occupoopers are still getting their asses handed to them.

Posted by: mike at December 04, 2011 12:22 PM (/8MOU)

320 I guess I shouldn't be too happy since the Broncos were playing a bad team. Hell, I'm going to be happy anyway.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 12:22 PM (/c/ec)

321 Tebow!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at December 04, 2011 12:22 PM (vQfJ3)

322 Nice to see the Skins takin' one up the poophole. Mostly because of their supremely annoying fans who ruin our neighborhood watering hole every time they play.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 12:25 PM (ICv3z)

323 Should we do a group Tebow? Okay, on the count of three: one, two, three TEBOW!

Posted by: mike at December 04, 2011 12:25 PM (/8MOU)

324 324 I guess I shouldn't be too happy since the Broncos were playing a bad team. Hell, I'm going to be happy anyway.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 04:22 PM (/c/ec)

They're tied with the Raiders in their division. And both teams likely have 2 guarranteed loss games coming up.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 12:25 PM (GULKT)

325 Tebow good. Critics suck. Fire bad.

Posted by: Tebowstein at December 04, 2011 12:26 PM (e6MoS)

326 I've decided that sports bar "fan clubs" are obnoxious even if you like the team.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 04, 2011 12:26 PM (UKlME)

327 The Vikings are the Republican party of the NFL.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2011 12:26 PM (So+lm)

328 Nice to see the Skins takin' one up the poophole.

God can't heap enough misery on the Foreskins as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Something Perky This Way Comes at December 04, 2011 12:27 PM (wPDH5)

329 I don't think Tebow should get to make those gang signs after every score/victory. That's intimidating and should be a hate crime.

Posted by: The Intellectually Gifted at December 04, 2011 12:28 PM (C7ATr)

330 331 The Vikings are the Republican party of the NFL.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2011 04:26 PM (So+lm)

_word

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 04, 2011 12:29 PM (BXdzk)

331 On my third drink now. I'm starting to warm up the pregnant Bengal chick and her tranny friend.

Posted by: Something Perky This Way Comes at December 04, 2011 12:29 PM (wPDH5)

332 Bummer about duh Bears. I guess we won't be seeing much of ncj today, eh?

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 12:31 PM (ICv3z)

333 ok football fans..... our best horndog Tiger is up by one with 6 holes left this afternoon.

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 12:33 PM (oH5U0)

334 Peaches,
Are you from back east since you are a Pats fan?

Posted by: mpfs at December 04, 2011 12:33 PM (HmZoH)

335 _{Take a look at the winning coaches in the NFL, they're active, engaged in the game.

Take a look at the head coach of the Vikings just standing there with his arms crossed.}

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 04, 2011 12:34 PM (BXdzk)

336 Are you from back east since you are a Pats fan?

Posted by: mpfs at December 04, 2011 04:33 PM (HmZoH)

Born & raised, mpfs (NE & NY). Used to watch the Boston Pats practice at UMass stadium during the summers, in the 60s. Love them unconditionally.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 12:38 PM (ICv3z)

337 So now it's G'ints vs Peckers, 7-7...

Posted by: chunky at December 04, 2011 12:38 PM (i3uJF)

338 Oh what I would not to to those lovely ladies.That means pretty much nothing because they would let me do those things.Come to think of it I don't like cheerleaders very much now.

Posted by: Someassholestolemypen at December 04, 2011 12:39 PM (fX0w2)

339 Wow, I thought I was an Old Bastard Pats fan, having started to follow them in 1981 when I moved here from Washington state

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2011 12:40 PM (I2LwF)

340 Rooting so hard for Green Bay today . . . nothing against the Giants, but this major douchebag I know is a huge fan and, so, well, fuck him.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 12:41 PM (ICv3z)

341

There's way worse teams to root for than the Packers. They seem to be OK guys.

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2011 12:42 PM (I2LwF)

342 Wow, I thought I was an Old Bastard Pats fan, having started to follow them in 1981 when I moved here from Washington state

No, child, you don't even come close.

Although I'm more of an Old Crone than an Old Bastid (jeez, you've been there 30 years? work on yah spellin', eh?)

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 12:43 PM (ICv3z)

343
Looks as if the Pack has their hands full with the Giants. Could there be an upset?

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 12:46 PM (SAMxH)

344 342 Are you from back east since you are a Pats fan?

Posted by: mpfs at December 04, 2011 04:33 PM (HmZoH)

Born & raised, mpfs (NE & NY). Used to watch the Boston Pats practice at UMass stadium during the summers, in the 60s. Love them unconditionally.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life

Sean Bannion is a diehard Pats / Red Sox fan. Boston guy.

I still love ya Peaches even tough I hate Tom Brady.

Posted by: mpfs at December 04, 2011 12:47 PM (HmZoH)

345 I move to give Peyton Manning a Participation Trophy.

Posted by: SethPower at December 04, 2011 12:47 PM (e6MoS)

346 How bad was the Miami massacre of Oakland?

Posted by: mpfs at December 04, 2011 12:48 PM (HmZoH)

347 I heard Dkdomacintinaon Suh was in a wreck. Was he badly injured? He needs some anger management.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 12:48 PM (/c/ec)

348 Looks as if the Pack has their hands full with the Giants. Could there be an upset?

While I am rooting for the Pack, I have to say that the best thing for the Pats in 2007 would have been to lose one in the regular season and take some of the pressure off. Because I fuckin' cringe thinking about that 2008 Superbowl. I truly believed things wouldn't have gone so bad if they'd lost one earlier. But, hey, maybe the Pack can pull it off, I'd love to see it.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 12:49 PM (ICv3z)

349 I still love ya Peaches even tough I hate Tom Brady.

Posted by: mpfs at December 04, 2011 04:47 PM (HmZoH)

Hate away, girlfriend, we are completely inured to it. Although, most folks throw an "and Belichick (or Belicheat, your choice)" on the end of that sentence, lol.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 12:52 PM (ICv3z)

350

Hate away, girlfriend, we are completely inured to it. Although, most folks throw an "and Belichick (or Belicheat, your choice)" on the end of that sentence, lol.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life

Hating Belicheat is a given. I don't even have to mention it.

Posted by: mpfs at December 04, 2011 12:53 PM (HmZoH)

351

>> Love them unconditionally

I don't hate you.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 04, 2011 12:53 PM (PjVdx)

352 I heard Dkdomacintinaon Suh was in a wreck. Was he badly injured? He needs some anger management.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 04:48 PM (/c/ec)

OMG, Ronster, I read that yesterday and the most amazing part, to me, was that he was driving some 1970 Chevrolet shitbox. Hullo? No other vehicles involved, 2 passengers, stupid fucker hit a curb, a tree, a water fountain, and a light pole. They are saying "drugs and alcohol played no part." Sucks not to have an excuse . . .

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 12:55 PM (ICv3z)

353
OT, it's dusk here, and all the Christmas lights are on up and down the street. More this year than I've seen. Seems everyone has some kinda decoration. I like that. Now just a dusting of snow to top it off.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 12:55 PM (SAMxH)

354

was that he was driving some 1970 Chevrolet shitbox.

Peaches, maybe it was one of those shit boxes specially prepared by pimp my shit box. That would make the story more understandable.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 01:00 PM (/c/ec)

355

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at December 04, 2011 04:48 PM (bZ8J6)

the only stripper that i ever banged was from Rhode Island.... funny thing is she picked me up in Clearwater and took me to Fargo Fla......... dang if she didnt give me a ride back to my Hotel in Clearwater. some strippers are just a good sport.

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 01:00 PM (oH5U0)

356 > Now just a dusting of snow to top it off.

Be careful what you ask for.

Posted by: Old Man Winter at December 04, 2011 01:02 PM (i3uJF)

357 319 The Redskins just collapsed.

Excellent.

Posted by: toby928Â© at December 04, 2011 04:20 PM (GTbGH)

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

Posted by: Dan Snyder at December 04, 2011 01:03 PM (/izg2)

358 Pick 6 by Matthews, the Pack is up again.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 01:05 PM (SAMxH)

359 Perfect day for Eli not to show up

Posted by: The Q at December 04, 2011 01:09 PM (LnQhT)

360 trust me, when that happened...... everybody used one dollar bills.

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 01:12 PM (oH5U0)

361 360
OT, it's dusk here, and all the Christmas lights are on up and down the street.
------
Mr Y-not came home from work on Friday and remarked that an elf had thrown up all over our neighborhood.

Lots of decorations and they tend to go up early. Ours were up before T-day and we were not the first on our street.

Posted by: Y-not at December 04, 2011 01:14 PM (5H6zj)

362 Mr Y-not came home from work on Friday and remarked that an elf had thrown up all over our neighborhood.

Santa's coming!!!!!

Posted by: Will Farrell at December 04, 2011 01:19 PM (/izg2)

363 He might be 6-1 as a starter, but at the end of the season Tim Tebow can take his winning ways elsewhere. They are not welcome here in Denver.

Posted by: John Elway, Worst Executive In America at December 04, 2011 01:27 PM (ucERL)

364

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at December 04, 2011 05:18 PM (bZ8J6)

I cant tell a lie.......... the only present i bought home from that trip to my girlfriend was a case of the crads... but it was 1980 and she was pissed.

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 01:28 PM (oH5U0)

365 G'int's up by 3!

Posted by: Old Man Winter at December 04, 2011 01:30 PM (i3uJF)

366 I blame teh morons. I was going to completely ignore the usual Christmas decs this year, but all of a sudden, instead of flopping out on the couch and having some well-deserved down-time, I am about to put up some lights. Kill me now . . .

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 01:31 PM (ICv3z)

367 Gotta have decs, Peaches. It's mandatory.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 01:33 PM (SAMxH)

368

I am about to put up some lights.

Pics, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 01:33 PM (/c/ec)

369
Don't care much about the Pack being undefeated, I just want Dallas in uncontested 1st place. Let me have some joy this season.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 01:35 PM (SAMxH)

370 I cant tell a lie.......... the only present i bought home from that trip to my girlfriend was a case of the crads... but it was 1980 and she was pissed.

You couldn't convince her they were ticks from sleeping with a dog?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 01:36 PM (piMMO)

371 Peaches, you put them up last year. I remember you telling us about them. I will put one up in my window and look towards yours. maybe they can meet in the middle somewhere.

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 01:40 PM (oH5U0)

372 That was an easy TD for Rodgers.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 01:42 PM (/c/ec)

373 And the Pack is up again. 21/17.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 01:44 PM (SAMxH)

374 Gotta have decs, Peaches. It's mandatory.

Yeah, I usually do the whole thermonuclear-stairway-to-Christmas thing, but now I'm in this ground floor bat-cave and I was all, fuck it, just gonna play the whole dead-mom-gone-all-the-time-helping-the-world's-best-dad thing. Then I hit this thread. Dammit . . . you do realize this requires epic drunkenness, right?

Got 2 strings up on the sliders to the patio (aka, thief entry), too bad they are twinklers, which I fuckin' hate, but that's where the epic drinking comes into play.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 01:52 PM (ICv3z)

375 So, since Del Rio is already gone what other coaches do you think need to go? Personally I think Coughlin Reid and Turner should all be fired.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 01:53 PM (GULKT)

376 Tebow!

Posted by: Jones at December 04, 2011 01:56 PM (8sCoq)

377 We had real honest to God tinsel, when I was a kid. I remember Ma ironing it to flatten it, and hanging it one string at a time. When the tree came down brother and I had tinsel removal duty. Every damn bit of it.

Too bad about the plastic crap now, I hate it.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 01:57 PM (SAMxH)

378 We had real honest to God tinsel, when I was a kid. I remember Ma ironing it to flatten it, and hanging it one string at a time. When the tree came down brother and I had tinsel removal duty. Every damn bit of it.

I remember that. Except for the ironing part. The good old days.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 01:59 PM (/c/ec)

379 We had real honest to God tinsel, when I was a kid. I remember Ma ironing it to flatten it, and hanging it one string at a time.

OMG, me, too, irongrampa. That stuff was awesome! There were families that would fling it on by the handful, but my mom would sit there an make sure it went on ONE strand at a time. And make sure it dangles freely.

The plastic shit blows.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 02:03 PM (ICv3z)

380 Heh, just got a spam email entitled "What's new in the world of anesthesia?" Halfway tempted to respond . . .

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 02:10 PM (ICv3z)

381 Nope, lights are up! That's all I'm going to do, but it's enough for this fucked-up year. I do like the lights.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 02:15 PM (ICv3z)

382 do they even sell real tinsel anymore? we uaes to have so much we would toss it on by the handfull. always the last togo on the tree.

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 02:17 PM (oH5U0)

383 Racefan, I think that old-style tinsel was basically tin & lead (which gave it the weight and the good drape). So, naturally, we all needed to be saved from ourselves in case we ate some after taking our tardasil shots.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 02:19 PM (ICv3z)

384 397 do they even sell real tinsel anymore? we uaes to have so much we would toss it on by the handfull. always the last togo on the tree.

Yes

Posted by: Miss'80s at December 04, 2011 02:20 PM (d6QMz)

385 Discount Double Check!

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 02:20 PM (GULKT)

386 At least the rope kind.

Posted by: Miss'80s at December 04, 2011 02:21 PM (d6QMz)

387 just for the record....... Tiger won on the last putt.

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 02:22 PM (oH5U0)

388 388 We had real honest to God tinsel, when I was a kid. I remember Ma ironing it to flatten it, and hanging it one string at a time. When the tree came down brother and I had tinsel removal duty. Every damn bit of it.

Too bad about the plastic crap now, I hate it.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 05:57 PM (SAMxH)

Oh wow...there's a blast from the past! Although, my mom didn't iron it. We use to just throw it 'at' the tree....and my mom would get mad and rearrange it. Every.damn.year.

Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2011 02:22 PM (X6akg)

389 Miss'80s, I'm seeing garland there, not tinsel. Tinsel is, like, the "icicles." And don't get me started on that spray-on "snow" crap. Ugh!! Or people who use blue and purple. Take a note, folks, Christmas is red and green and gold. Period.

I'm such a cranky old bitch when I hit the swill this hard.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 02:24 PM (ICv3z)

390 We had real honest to God tinsel, when I was a kid...

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 05:57 PM (SAMxH)

The funnerest part was putting it across the electric train track and crankin' up the juice just to watch it melt.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 04, 2011 02:24 PM (KOQBP)

391
Our tinsel got saved and re-used because money was tight during my childhood. We were not an affluent household, until Dad hooked up with Bechtel, and they paid him very well. He made more in 10 years with them than any two jobs prior. But I never thought of us as poor. Go figure.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 02:26 PM (SAMxH)

392 Oh, irongrampa, we had to remove that tinsel strand by strand, and straighten it out, and place it very carefully in its little holster thingy and, damn straight, we used it for years and years. Poverty had nothing to do with it, we didn't live in wasteful times, we bought good stuff and we treated it like some fuckin' museum was going to display it sometime in the future. Which, of course, is also a bit ridiculous, but not a bad way to live.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 02:29 PM (ICv3z)

393 Please hang on, Pack. Score copiously and grind the Giants into dirt.

I want my Cowboys to have 1st place just for a while.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 02:29 PM (SAMxH)

394

But I never thought of us as poor. Go figure

Well, because you had a roof over your head, food to eat and careing parents.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 02:30 PM (/c/ec)

395 405 Miss'80s, I'm seeing garland there, not tinsel. Tinsel is, like, the "icicles." And don't get me started on that spray-on "snow" crap. Ugh!! Or people who use blue and purple. Take a note, folks, Christmas is red and green and gold. Period.

I'm such a cranky old bitch when I hit the swill this hard.

Most of the old-fashioned kind they still sell is tinsel garland or wire.

Posted by: Miss'80s at December 04, 2011 02:32 PM (d6QMz)

396 I hear you, Peaches. Better times, in a way. You appreciated what you had, and used it accordingly. Never locked the doors, either, less you were gone for weeks. Pity we can't transfer the OWIES back there, and let them try it out.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 02:32 PM (SAMxH)

397 408 Oh, irongrampa, we had to remove that tinsel strand by strand, and straighten it out, and place it very carefully in its little holster thingy and, damn straight, we used it for years and years. Poverty had nothing to do with it, we didn't live in wasteful times, we bought good stuff and we treated it like some fuckin' museum was going to display it sometime in the future. Which, of course, is also a bit ridiculous, but not a bad way to live.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 06:29 PM (ICv3z)

It wasn't until the mid 90's that we got my mom to stop reusing foil. We had to wash it, dry it and put it in a special drawer in the kitchen.

Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2011 02:34 PM (X6akg)

398 398 Racefan, I think that old-style tinsel was basically tin & lead (which gave it the weight and the good drape). So, naturally, we all needed to be saved from ourselves in case we ate some after taking our tardasil shots.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 06:19 PM (ICv3z)

Little RF. I am sure remembers the good stuff...if i dig deep enough in my Santa stuff...... I know that I still have some to.

Posted by: Racefan at December 04, 2011 02:36 PM (oH5U0)

399 It wasn't until the mid 90's that we got my mom to stop reusing foil. We had to wash it, dry it and put it in a special drawer in the kitchen.

Was it perchance labeled the "hat drawer"?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2011 02:36 PM (s7mIC)

400 Was it perchance labeled the "hat drawer"?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2011 06:36 PM (s7mIC)

No....those we put in the basement.

Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2011 02:37 PM (X6akg)

401

Was it perchance labeled the "hat drawer"?

HA! We were so poor, even our tin foil hats were made of paper.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at December 04, 2011 02:40 PM (C7ATr)

402 28-24 Packers

Posted by: Miss'80s at December 04, 2011 02:40 PM (d6QMz)

403

It wasn't until the mid 90's that we got my mom to stop reusing foil. We had to wash it, dry it and put it in a special drawer in the kitchen.

Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2011 06:34 PM (X6akg)

I love that, Tami! We never washed ours, but it was definitely treated like the cool, special thing that it was. And it was.

I have cats now, I couldn't deploy it anyway, it's a total cat-killer. No tinsel at all when I get a tree.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 02:40 PM (ICv3z)

404 Hats. That reminds me, when I was a wee one all the males wore a fedora and the ladies had something that looked wierd stuck on their heads.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 02:40 PM (/c/ec)

405 So, since Del Rio is already gone what other coaches do you think need to go? Personally I think Coughlin Reid and Turner should all be fired.

I'm in Jax and would love to have Coughlin back. The dude took them to a Super Bowl just, what, three years ago? And now he's on the chopping block?

Puhleeze.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 02:42 PM (piMMO)

406 Steve Smith is killing me or, I should say, killed me. I don't stand a chance of winning against Miss Y this week now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 02:46 PM (piMMO)

407 So, since Del Rio is already gone what other coaches do you think need to go? Personally I think Coughlin Reid and Turner should all be fired.

Heh, I was down with my dad last weekend when the Chargers lost (yet again) and the main topic of conversation in SD was "fire Norv Turner." I googled that very phrase and got about a million hits, including websites created just to express that sentiment. The local talking heads were pretty cruel, too, and not just the sports-monkeys. Pretty funny, because the major sports-fans I know blame the GM, far more than Norv.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 02:46 PM (ICv3z)

408 Heh, I was down with my dad last weekend when the Chargers lost (yet again) and the main topic of conversation in SD was "fire Norv Turner." I googled that very phrase and got about a million hits, including websites created just to express that sentiment. The local talking heads were pretty cruel, too, and not just the sports-monkeys. Pretty funny, because the major sports-fans I know blame the GM, far more than Norv.

They'll be here Monday night. If they lose here, his goose is cooked.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 02:48 PM (piMMO)

409 They'll be here Monday night. If they lose here, his goose is cooked.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 06:48 PM (piMMO)

Not too soon to start making the gravy on that one, Niedermeyer . . .

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 02:49 PM (ICv3z)

410

Heh, I was down with my dad last weekend when the Chargers lost (yet again) and the main topic of conversation in SD was "fire Norv Turner." I googled that very phrase and got about a million hits, including websites created just to express that sentiment. The local talking heads were pretty cruel, too, and not just the sports-monkeys. Pretty funny, because the major sports-fans I know blame the GM, far more than Norv.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 06:46 PM (ICv3z)

Yeah, but its the GM in San Diego that has the power I believe and he is that one that did hire Norv. I can see them both getting the axe but don't expect it.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2011 02:56 PM (GULKT)

411 And Shonn Greene sits on my fkn bench. Against the Redskins. Like I shouldn't have known he'd have a big day.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 04, 2011 03:07 PM (/izg2)

412 And Shonn Greene sits on my fkn bench. Against the Redskins. Like I shouldn't have known he'd have a big day.

I had him for a few weeks and he rode the bench because I had MacFadden, Steve Smith and Ryan Matthews.

I wish I had him back now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2011 03:10 PM (piMMO)

413 Jason Garret ices his own kicker. WTF!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2011 03:13 PM (vHzCp)

414 Really would love to hear the explanation on that one Jason. Are you trying to lose?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2011 03:15 PM (vHzCp)

415 Sonofa...Jason, you have some splainin to do. That was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen a head coach do.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2011 03:24 PM (vHzCp)

416 Glad I couldn't see the end of the Dallas game. Don't need the frustration.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 03:26 PM (SAMxH)

417
Where is Tom Landry when you need him?

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 03:27 PM (SAMxH)

418

Oh, and on the list of coaches to be fired, don't forget about Steve "Dead Man Coaching" Spagnolia here in the STL.

They should promote Josh McDaniels. He's like a genius or something.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at December 04, 2011 03:28 PM (C7ATr)

419 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2011 03:28 PM (7WJOC)

420 I am not exactly sure why you are impressed by cincinnati but those cheerleaders, as compared to other cheerleaders from similar markets, are not impressive.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2011 03:31 PM (loM0R)

421 Stiffen up, GB.

Posted by: toby928© at December 04, 2011 03:31 PM (GTbGH)

422 Someone put a bullet in Jason Garrett's head. Please! WTF are you doing icing YOUR OWN F'N Kicker? Garrett OWNS this POS loss.

Jason Garrett, the best head coach Arizona has ever had.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2011 03:36 PM (jA490)

423 390 Christmas lights are awesome to cook with.

If your Christmas lights get THAT hot, you're doing something wrong.
Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2011 03:39 PM (jA490)

424 Giants tie it up. Damn.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 03:39 PM (/c/ec)

425 I swear this Packers-Giants game has been on all day.

Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2011 03:40 PM (X6akg)

426 dammit

Posted by: toby928© at December 04, 2011 03:41 PM (GTbGH)

427 I did some research just to make certain we were not using a bad sample of cheerleaders - we are not using a bad sample. The cheerleaders are called "ben-gals" though I think that is a typo because "been-gals", more likely been-men is more appropriate. I wonder if there is some index correlating the economic prospects of a market and cheerleader attractiveness?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2011 03:41 PM (loM0R)

428 If you run though the bio pictures it looks like the cheerleader squad is more like a rubber room for disabled players.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2011 03:46 PM (loM0R)

429 Wisconsin is the center of the known sports universe.

Posted by: mama winger at December 04, 2011 03:46 PM (P6QsQ)

430 Oddly, Mike McCarthy did't ice Mason Crosby.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 04, 2011 03:47 PM (UKlME)

431 12-0 for the Pack. At least SOME good today.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 03:47 PM (SAMxH)

432 Who plays tonight? Is it worth my time?

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 03:48 PM (/c/ec)

433 Damn Cowboys. Damn Jason Garrett calling that damn time out for some reason! Oh well, at least the Ginats lost, too. That was a helluva game.

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 03:49 PM (nAvCW)

434 452 Who plays tonight? Is it worth my time?

Lions at Saints, Ronster. Might be worth a look.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 03:50 PM (ICv3z)

435 Stupid Cowboys. You never know when they'll fold.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 04, 2011 03:50 PM (UKlME)

436 Thanks Peaches.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 03:51 PM (/c/ec)

437 @452 Ronster, it's only the Lions and the Saints.

I'm pretty excited to see this game. I gave up a dinner invitation so that I could, which I only do for football.

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 03:52 PM (nAvCW)

438
Theresa, do you smell a new coach for the Cowboys? Don't think JJ is going to like that one too much.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2011 03:57 PM (SAMxH)

439 I think one of the problems Dallas has is Jerry Jones. He is the owner, CEO, President, GM and part time coach. May be too big of a job even for JJ.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2011 04:02 PM (/c/ec)

440 Could be, Irongrampa. I can only imagine how mad JJ was, cuz I was pretty worked up about that.

I'm not much on assigning teams losing to their coaches, though, although I think Philly fans may have a good argument to dump Andy Reid. By the time players are pro they've played enough football to know how the game is played, IMO.

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 04:02 PM (nAvCW)

441 Because I'm a giver . . . (hope this works, sorry if it doesn't)

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 04:12 PM (ICv3z)

442 Ha, nice, Peaches! Did you p-shop that?

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 04:13 PM (nAvCW)

443 Nah, I got it off of Fitzy's site, TownieNews. One of the most awsome places on teh interwebs (although it helps if you love Pats & TFB). There's also a site called "lolpats" where most of this goofiness comes from, I dunno about this one.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at December 04, 2011 04:17 PM (ICv3z)

444 That's right, I'd forgotten, no Suh tonight. Guess there'll be no Stompin' at the Superdome tonight, unless the Saints win big.

Posted by: Theresa at December 04, 2011 04:27 PM (nAvCW)

445

I think one of the problems Dallas has is Jerry Jones. He is the owner, CEO, President, GM and part time coach. May be too big of a job even for JJ.

I got a "Fire Jerry" t-shirt last year. It's a hit at sports bars.

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The stands were wooden and caught on fire during a pre-season game. Then they played a few homegames in Birmingham, Alabama before playing in Harvard Stadium. The Minnesota Vikings (who had been in the Super Bowl the previous year) showed up and couldn't believe it. A snow storm came through the night before and fans had to dig their way to their seats. The Patriots were out of the game by half time, and the fans got drunk and started pelting the Vikings with snowballs. Bud Grant was pissed.

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