June 19, 2011

Sunday Non-book Open Thread
Father's Day Edition

— andy

someecards.com - Dad, thanks for not being involved in a nationwide cybersex scandal while mom was pregnant with me

Posted by: andy at 04:04 AM | Comments (242)
Post contains 14 words, total size 1 kb.

1 LOLz!

Posted by: ParisParamusInBrooklyn at June 19, 2011 04:07 AM (uTcBM)

2 Anybody get rdbrewer's Mystery Coordinates? All I get is a circle in the sand in a Tunisian desert. What's that?

Posted by: lowandslow at June 19, 2011 04:10 AM (GZitp)

3 Happy Father's Day to the dads out there!


Man, Rory McIlroy is crushing the field.  -14 through three rounds.  8 stroke lead. 

Posted by: Y-not is listening to the rain at June 19, 2011 04:11 AM (TFxd0)

4

Sigh. We shipped two packages to my husband and darned if he hasn't gotten the one with the father's day cards and goodies. That bites.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 19, 2011 04:13 AM (XdlcF)

5 Man, Rory McIlroy is crushing the field.

It's Sunday, so expect him to shoot a 109.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 19, 2011 04:18 AM (5Xf3c)

6 2 lowandslow Pan up from the circle towards the road and you will see a group of buildings.

Posted by: ciceroskip at June 19, 2011 04:18 AM (zqCVc)

7 Posted by: lowandslow
......
Same here..  the coordinates are right next to a road.. but there's nuthin' there.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2011 04:19 AM (qsodE)

8 Just saw video of the golf outing with Bambi and Boehner and they showed Boehner make a put and walk away while Obama put the flag in. Can't wait for lefty sites to freak out because they made "THE PRESIDENT OF THE US!!11eleventy! put the flag in!" Oh, and, racist...

Posted by: TendStl at June 19, 2011 04:20 AM (N0z1T)

9 Knowing that dear leader will live to be disgraced for 30 years is small comfort

Posted by: billypaintbrush at June 19, 2011 04:22 AM (4CDMH)

10 Oh, that's some funny shit right there

Posted by: Mortis at June 19, 2011 04:22 AM (I8CPt)

11 I took my two beautiful nieces to see Mama Mia on Broadway yesterday... now I have Dancing Queen and Waterloo running through my head *Sigh* Anyway, great musical, except it was weird that in the end, the young daughter and her fiancee decide they love each so much... they'll shack up, instead of getting married. Kind of a stupid, Liberal ending.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 19, 2011 04:23 AM (kUaEF)

12 Weiner is now  moving into the Republican party. Weiner has a hot penis.

Posted by: Rich Republican at June 19, 2011 04:23 AM (t4YF+)

13 It's Sunday, so expect him to shoot a 109.

lol.

I missed what happened yesterday (more painting!), but Phil is +7 after round 3.  I think he shot a 77. 

I wonder if the bad weather is helping the Irishman. 

Posted by: Y-not is listening to the rain at June 19, 2011 04:24 AM (TFxd0)

14 Bristol Palin is writing a memoir

Posted by: Y-not is listening to the rain at June 19, 2011 04:27 AM (TFxd0)

15 Alright I paned up and to the right and see some buildings surrounded by a square fence. Still no idea though.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 19, 2011 04:28 AM (GZitp)

16 Smoking a pork shoulder all day today. Should be fucking awesome.

Posted by: EC at June 19, 2011 04:30 AM (f4TZ2)

17 Since it's Tunisia I expected it to be the Skywalker household. Instead it looks more like the Saarlac (Sarlaac?) pit, which is more of a final resting place than a homestead. Someone 'splain, please.

Posted by: G Sigs at June 19, 2011 04:31 AM (0TNBB)

18 Weiner is Dead to Me.

Posted by: Captain Foreskin at June 19, 2011 04:32 AM (kUaEF)

19 Same here..  the coordinates are right next to a road.. but there's nuthin' there.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2011 08:19 AM (qsodE)


Go to the right (east).

Posted by: lowandslow at June 19, 2011 04:33 AM (GZitp)

20 Fathers Day promises to be a day like yesterday: re-roofing our shed and finishing the doors. Whoopie!

Posted by: No Whining at June 19, 2011 04:33 AM (d0FpV)

21 14 Bristol Palin is writing a memoir. Posted by: Y-not is listening to the rain at June 19, 2011 08:27 AM (TFxd0) Wow. I can just imagine how much life experience a teen has. Working title: "Me And Levi's Johnson"???

Posted by: Captain Foreskin at June 19, 2011 04:34 AM (kUaEF)

22 Off, foreskin! Oh... that didn't come out right...

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 19, 2011 04:34 AM (kUaEF)

23 That troll from the Perry thread reminds me of one from around the time Obamacare passed.  Not the name, the "arguments."  I can't remember the specifics, but it's driving me nuts. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 19, 2011 04:37 AM (TFxd0)

24 I took my two beautiful nieces to see Mama Mia on Broadway yesterday... now I have Dancing Queen and Waterloo running through my head *Sigh*

3 Broadway Show tickets, even if it is ABBA. Glad to see that in these tough financial times some people are doing good.

But you will always have this!


Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 04:38 AM (M9Ie6)

25 Happy steak & bj... I mean Father's Day to all the morons.

Posted by: political correctness czar at June 19, 2011 04:38 AM (s3Qvq)

26 It'll be interesting to watch the Liberals use the expression, "He inherited Obama's depression!" as an excuse for President Perry in 2013. /sarc.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 19, 2011 04:39 AM (kUaEF)

27 Memoir of a Teenager: a complete and unexpurgated rehash of all her text messages. OMG! LOLz!

Posted by: No Whining at June 19, 2011 04:40 AM (d0FpV)

28

Since the Taiwanese animators got into it, I think that makes it a worldwide scandal.

<smiles>

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 19, 2011 04:41 AM (XdlcF)

29


Wow. I can just imagine how much life experience a teen has.

Working title: "Me And Levi's Johnson"???

Posted by: Captain Foreskin at June 19, 2011 08:34 AM (kUaEF)


Buy the book.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at June 19, 2011 04:41 AM (bAL0J)

30 On the Rick Perry thread I have a problem with this statement:

3. Have regulations that are fair and predictable.

How about we add a statement to the end of that. Regulations that actually accomplish a worthwhile objective and have a sunset clause in which the regulation and the entire agency disappear.

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 04:43 AM (M9Ie6)

31 I'm watching the US Open's segment on presidential golfing (on my dvr).  It's nauseating.  It must be exhausting fellating Obama 24/7. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 19, 2011 04:44 AM (TFxd0)

32 Wow. I can just imagine how much life experience a teen has.

Best that she writes it now before she stops knowing everything. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 19, 2011 04:45 AM (IERa/)

33

Buy the book.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at June 19, 2011 08:41 AM (bAL0J)


Why would anybody do that?

Posted by: lowandslow at June 19, 2011 04:45 AM (GZitp)

34 8 Just saw video of the golf outing with Bambi and Boehner and they showed Boehner make a put and walk away while Obama put the flag in. Posted by: TendStl at June 19, 2011 08:20 AM (N0z1T) So Barky O'Jugears was the caddy? He has sufficient experience hunting for shots lost in the woods and tall grass, so caddying probably is one position for which he has actual qualifications ...

Posted by: No Whining at June 19, 2011 04:46 AM (d0FpV)

35



Why would anybody do that?

Posted by: lowandslow at June 19, 2011 08:45 AM (GZitp)


Tradition?

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at June 19, 2011 04:47 AM (bAL0J)

36 I'm not trying to demean Bristol, but her writing a memoir which will probably rehash some of the more tawdry moments in her young life just seems like an exercise in vanity. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 19, 2011 04:47 AM (CkH6k)

37 @36
She has really poor judgment. 

Since it's quiet here, I will allow myself the latitude of voicing my opinion that she should spend more time raising her kid and less time being a celebrity. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 19, 2011 04:49 AM (TFxd0)

38 I'm not trying to demean Bristol, but her writing a memoir which will probably rehash some of the more tawdry moments in her young life just seems like an exercise in vanity.

I'm sure some publisher offered her some bucks. Why not make some money while the money is hot? They have already shit all over her so why not get something out of it?

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 04:49 AM (M9Ie6)

39 Vic the good news is that Perry might even agree with you about the sunset clause.

Posted by: Sandy Salt at June 19, 2011 04:49 AM (iGZkF)

40

Why would anybody do that?

Maybe she'll say her mom isn't perfect!!!!!

Posted by: MBM, ready to go 24x7 on the book launch at June 19, 2011 04:50 AM (XdlcF)

41 What will Meghan McCanns' response be when Bristol's book outsells her entire "literary" output to date? I foresee a week or two of Der Meggers appearing on The Spew to vent her spleen.

Posted by: No Whining at June 19, 2011 04:51 AM (d0FpV)

42 I'm not trying to demean Bristol, but her writing a memoir which will probably rehash some of the more tawdry moments in her young life just seems like an exercise in vanity. But.. but... don't you think pillow talk with Levi Johnston imparted true wisdom regarding the human condition to her?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 19, 2011 04:52 AM (kUaEF)

43 OK, I'm out.  I think I'll make the man breakfast in bed, even though he's not a dad.  Have a good morning, guys.

Posted by: Y-not at June 19, 2011 04:53 AM (TFxd0)

44 Gonna do a little yard work on Fathers Day.

Small yard, 20-year-old gas mower went kaput, will use my new manual reel mower made by Fiskars.  Nice.

Then I'll put in my earplugs and fire up the Husqvarna super brush-cutter with the string trimmer end affixed, and zip away the rough edges.  Really nice.

Finally, I'll pull the earplugs, and get out my long handled Japanese cultivating tool, sort of like a big hoe with garden fork tines, purchase from Smith and Hawken ages ago.  Loosen up and pull all the weeds in the borders, all downwind from our stand of French lilacs, in heavy bloom right now.  Snifffffff!  Snifffff!  Really really nice.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at June 19, 2011 04:53 AM (4sQwu)

45 Re: RDBrewer's coordinates...is that Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru's compound from the first Star Wars movie?  Those round circles are from Luke's 'speeder going around in circles?

Posted by: CanaDave at June 19, 2011 04:53 AM (ZpzZz)

46 HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!

Especially all the Father's defending our Liberty around the world.

Heading over to #1 sons mcmansion for Rick Perry sized ribeyes today.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 19, 2011 04:54 AM (GDPpW)

47 Bristol is also becoming a landlord because the house she bought here is up for rent for $1400 a month if anyone is interested.  Not a bad place and the neighborhood isn't too bad either.  She is off to do some reality show in Hollywood, so she is renting it out.  I say she is trading on her fame of making stupid decisions just like several other Hollywood females that have no other talent, but this is a free market society and if people are willing to pay for stupidity let them.

Posted by: Sandy Salt at June 19, 2011 04:54 AM (iGZkF)

48

36 I'm not trying to demean Bristol, but her writing a memoir which will probably rehash some of the more tawdry moments in her young life just seems like an exercise in vanity. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 19, 2011 08:47 AM (CkH6k)

After so many in "serious media, and assorted grown ups" have poured their mental diarrhea on her , I dont see there's any standard left out there she needs to obey.


Posted by: Temper Tantrum at June 19, 2011 04:54 AM (bAL0J)

49

my new manual reel mower made by Fiskars.

I was checking those out when the heavy, not self-propelling, gas powered monster wouldn't start the other day.

I'm thinking the main advantage would be that the 10 yr old could actually push it.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 19, 2011 04:56 AM (XdlcF)

50 Here's a possible for the Dem ticket in 2012 --
 
Weiner Holder
 
Have a good Father's Day

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 19, 2011 04:56 AM (bvXGR)

51 I can't wait to breathlessly read the chapter about Bristol's Dancing With the Stars ordeal.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 19, 2011 04:57 AM (kUaEF)

52 41 What will Meghan McCanns' response be when Bristol's book outsells her entire "literary" output to date? I foresee a week or two of Der Meggers appearing on The Spew to vent her spleen.

Speaking of poor judgment, what gaffes has Meghan made this week?


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 19, 2011 04:57 AM (f6q0b)

53

Yeh, Gnu, that one cracked me up.

Campaign themes?

Feel the love!

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 19, 2011 04:58 AM (XdlcF)

54 Posted by: 'Nam Grunt

Hey you old fart!  Long time no see.  Happy Father's Day, brother.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 19, 2011 04:58 AM (5Xf3c)

55

36 I'm not trying to demean Bristol, but her writing a memoir which will probably rehash some of the more tawdry moments in her young life just seems like an exercise in vanity.

 

She shouldn't call it a 'memoir'...she should just call it 'my side of the story'.  Nothing wrong with trying to publish a book...even if it's just about her tawdry moments...the MSM invested a lot in trashing her...she may as well capitalize on it.

Posted by: CanaDave at June 19, 2011 04:59 AM (ZpzZz)

56 55 Herr,

Although I am 63 I don't feel old yet. HaHa. HFD Brother.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 19, 2011 05:00 AM (GDPpW)

57 42 Can you say Del-aware? Posted by: Downscaled Upscale at June 19, 2011 08:51 AM (IhHdM) First State, baby! If you insist upon fouling our fair highways and byways just because shopping here is tax-free, could you at least familiarize yourselves with the quaint practice of using your turn signals?

Posted by: No Whining at June 19, 2011 05:01 AM (d0FpV)

58 Ok.  Google maps shows a marker to the lower right of where it originally comes to with those coordinates.  Just zoom out to see the marker.

Yeah.. that is supposed to be the Lar's Homestead from the original Star Wars movie.  I didn't realize Tatooine was shot in Tunisia!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2011 05:03 AM (qsodE)

59 Posted by: EC
........
Sounds yummy!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2011 05:05 AM (qsodE)

60 3 .....Man, Rory McIlroy is crushing the field.

5 It's Sunday, so expect him to shoot a 109.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 19, 2011 08:18 AM (5Xf3c)


Among the Eternal Truths from the Men of Sooth this is # 822

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at June 19, 2011 05:07 AM (lpWVn)

61 Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 19, 2011 09:00 AM (GDPpW)

Long time no see.  How the hell are ya?

Posted by: momma at June 19, 2011 05:08 AM (nWikJ)

62 47 .....'Nam Grunt


 Back at ya' you old tunnel rat!

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at June 19, 2011 05:09 AM (lpWVn)

63 64 momma,

Hey pretty girl, doing just fine, have a new house and spending lots of time fishing with my boys and grandson.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 19, 2011 05:09 AM (GDPpW)

64 Nice card!

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 19, 2011 05:12 AM (//Cu/)

65 Morning 'Nam. Life of Riley there no doubt.

Posted by: Beto at June 19, 2011 05:14 AM (lpWVn)

66 The MSM is soooo into investigative journalism that they are now questioning things the President *ehem, er, um, well, not the President, a Presidential candidate, ehem,er* on how how long she actually had each of her foster children in her home.

If we had an unbiased media, we would not be in the DOOM situation we are now in.

Plus, even if she only had each kid in her home for 3 days each, that is way more than these cocksuckers have done. 

Posted by: momma at June 19, 2011 05:16 AM (nWikJ)

67 69 Beto,

Yeah this place is great, saltwater is only 20 miles from my front door and beer is 5 minutes in any direction even on Sun. lol.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 19, 2011 05:16 AM (GDPpW)

68 Prediction:  Perry landslide.  All but three states.  You heard it here first.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 19, 2011 05:19 AM (//Cu/)

69 Hey pretty girl, doing just fine, have a new house and spending lots of time fishing with my boys and grandson.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 19, 2011 09:09 AM (GDPpW)


You always managed to put a smile on my face.  Does your house/land big enough for the Moron HerdTM when the zombie revolution hits?

Happy Father's Day!  I hope your really enjoy your day.

Posted by: momma at June 19, 2011 05:20 AM (nWikJ)

70 72 rdbrewer,

Amen to that!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 19, 2011 05:20 AM (GDPpW)

71 73 momma,

Always room for Patriots.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 19, 2011 05:21 AM (GDPpW)

72 72 not so bold with 9.1% and going back up.

Posted by: Sandy Salt at June 19, 2011 05:22 AM (iGZkF)

73 Happy Fathers Day all you Dads out there! 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 19, 2011 05:25 AM (yQWNf)

74

Anyway, great musical, except it was weird that in the end, the young daughter and her fiancee decide they love each so much... they'll shack up, instead of getting married. Kind of a stupid, Liberal ending.

Yeah, I never got that.  It's not like libs never get married.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 19, 2011 05:26 AM (/AKU5)

75 Sounds like Paradise, Grunt. 

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 19, 2011 05:26 AM (5Xf3c)

76 Smoking a pork shoulder all day today. Should be fucking awesome.

Posted by: EC at June 19, 2011 08:30 AM (f4TZ2)

Gonna share or what???

Always interested in hearing the details..

...what kind of grill??

...what kind of rub, if any?

...wood chips??




Posted by: beedubya at June 19, 2011 05:26 AM (AnTyA)

77 Prediction:  Perry landslide.  All but three states.  You heard it here first.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 19, 2011 09:19 AM (//Cu/)

I ain't placing any bets against you.


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 19, 2011 05:27 AM (5Xf3c)

78 Do any iPhone users here know a quick way to get a screen refresh on a thread? Having to scroll back to the top is complete pain.

Posted by: No Whining at June 19, 2011 05:28 AM (DfKgg)

79 John Stewart on Fox News Sunday. 

There's a lot of squirming going on.

Posted by: SlaveDog at June 19, 2011 05:28 AM (PidTa)

80 Is that a new Ewok in the sidebar-->
or did I just miss it?

Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at June 19, 2011 05:29 AM (+kznc)

81
  Aw, it'll be Sarah.

   You betcha.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 19, 2011 05:29 AM (ud5dN)

82 We hear that there are pictures out there of Perry with a donkey

Posted by: Council on American-Coyote Relations at June 19, 2011 05:30 AM (AnTyA)

83 Jon Leibowitz in complete meltdown mode on FNS.  I rarely agree with Chris Wallace on anything but he's administering a major pawn job to this sawed-off fuckhead.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 19, 2011 05:30 AM (conHb)

84 You know who Obama has lost favor with?  LATimes' Top of the Ticket: (Scroll to third story down, but scroll slowly because their is a pic of she who will not be named here, looking lovely as ever.


There are ample news pool photos of the collegial gathering that were allowed to be taken at one hole. Back-pats and all that.

But judging from the official White House photo released above, it looks like it could have been the Schmooze Summit (also, there's at least one beer in there somewhere).

News consumers need to be careful on controlled events like this where the only official photo is, well, official. Like advance speech excerpts, the photos are carefully chosen to create a politically desirable impression. Remember the president lecturing the Dalai Lama photo?

In this scene, the president and VP know the photos are being snapped and look profoundly entertained by their guest speaker Speaker.


Posted by: momma at June 19, 2011 05:31 AM (nWikJ)

85 French toast with strawberries. 

A card from the son with Yoda saying "Reckless you are.  Borrow the car you may not!"

It is good to be king...    (occasionally)

Posted by: AE at June 19, 2011 05:32 AM (YYjeh)

86 82 Do any iPhone users here know a quick way to get a screen refresh on a thread? Having to scroll back to the top is complete pain.

Sure, there's an app for that, right beside the "Steve Jobs is Watching You Constantly" app.   

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 19, 2011 05:32 AM (c0A3e)

87

Jon Stewart is an ass.  He is slamming Fox through clenched teeth. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 19, 2011 05:33 AM (yQWNf)

88 Posted by: No Whining at June 19, 2011 09:28 AM (DfKgg) Tap the top of the screen, where the current time is displayed. Should scroll to the top. Watching Stewart on FNS, no match for Chris Wallace. Not even close.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 19, 2011 05:33 AM (K+B+d)

89 Hubby keeps telling me that the kid's can celebrate Father's Day today, but he wants me to celebrate Steak & BJ day.

In honor of his wishes, I have steak marinating so I can grill it later, but damned if I can't find a guy named BJ.

Posted by: momma at June 19, 2011 05:34 AM (nWikJ)

90
Watching Stewart on FNS, no match for Chris Wallace. Not even close.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 19, 2011 09:33 AM (K+B+d)


What's the clown trying to say?

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at June 19, 2011 05:36 AM (bAL0J)

91 82 Do any iPhone users here know a quick way to get a screen refresh on a thread? Having to scroll back to the top is complete pain.

Posted by: No Whining at June 19, 2011 09:28 AM (DfKgg)

touch bar at top of screen, takes you to top; touch refresh;

Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at June 19, 2011 05:37 AM (+kznc)

92 Stupid. Just stupid:

At a time when job creation has top political billing and American high school and college students can't find summer work, more than 2,100 young foreigners are filling seasonal jobs at resorts, farms, amusement venues and national parks in Colorado and hundreds of thousands more nationally under a government-sanctioned cultural exchange program.

Posted by: momma at June 19, 2011 05:37 AM (nWikJ)

93 These douchebags on Meet the Press are pathetic. Now they are calling the candidates calling on the President to get authorization from congress in Libya the "Isolationist Wing of the party." Yeah thats it, we are all Ron Paul now

Posted by: TendStl at June 19, 2011 05:37 AM (N0z1T)

94 Jon Stewart is an ass.  He is slamming Fox through clenched teeth.

Ack, all I'm getting on Fox is the eejits on the couch. Local fox has that creep Osteen on it.

How bad is leibowitz losing it? Is he making "cute" faces n' stuff?

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 19, 2011 05:37 AM (XyjRQ)

95 In honor of his wishes, I have steak marinating so I can grill it later, but damned if I can't find a guy named BJ.

Posted by: momma at June 19, 2011 09:34 AM (nWikJ)

Hahahaha.  Honey, is that you?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 19, 2011 05:38 AM (5Xf3c)

96 but damned if I can't find a guy named BJ.

Look for a guy driving a Kenworth with a chimpanzee.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 19, 2011 05:38 AM (GZitp)

97 Nice Father's Day greeting advertized at the top of this page:

Dad, thanks for not being involved in an international cybersex scandal while mom was pregnant with me

Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at June 19, 2011 05:38 AM (+kznc)

Posted by: momma at June 19, 2011 05:41 AM (nWikJ)

99 How bad is leibowitz losing it? Is he making "cute" faces n' stuff?

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 19, 2011 09:37 AM (XyjRQ)

He's stumbling all over himself trying to make what he does being on a "higher plane" than what everybody else on television does.  He's being really defensive and trying to equate himself to the like of Will Rogers; and not realizing that that's for others to do and that he looks like a monumental ass.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 19, 2011 05:43 AM (conHb)

100

Do any iPhone users here know a quick way to get a screen refresh on a thread? Having to scroll back to the top is complete pain.

Another suggestion I heard the other day is to click on the comment number of the last comment. It might just update the thread and keep you at the bottom.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 19, 2011 05:43 AM (XdlcF)

101 Posted by: Temper Tantrum at June 19, 2011 09:36 AM (bAL0J) Same old story. Fox = ideological machine. There is no liberal bias at CBS, NYT, even though Wallace mugged him with evidence. Stewart claimed to respect Wallace but was very dismissive throughout the interview, at times insulting. At one point, as Stewart described how Fox viewers are the most uninformed, (yeah, as if people that get their news from the Daily Show are on top of things), you could visibly notice his utter contempt for Fox and frustration with the spot he was in.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 19, 2011 05:44 AM (K+B+d)

102 Rex, what time zone are you in?  For me in Central, Wallace doesn't come on for another 15 minutes.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 19, 2011 05:47 AM (//Cu/)

103

his utter contempt for Fox

Nothing says superiority like shouting "you people are all bigots!"

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 19, 2011 05:47 AM (XdlcF)

104 George W. Bush Throws Out First Pitch at College World Series

That was freakin' glorious.

2 things:

First, he didn't look like a damned sissy throwing the ball like that putz in the White House.

Second, that was an awful big ovation W got- obviously he was in the heartland where most of the real people live, and not on one of the asshole coasts where those that have brains are very scarce.


Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 19, 2011 05:47 AM (XyjRQ)

105 I hope Wallace was loaded for bear.  I mean, even more than usual.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 19, 2011 05:48 AM (//Cu/)

106 Hey iPhone users, does this shit really happen a lot?

Damn You Auto Correct!


Like this father/son exchange

dad: Just got hard, going to hope into shower

son: Dad! Was that absolutely necessary for you to tell me that?!

dad: Oh wow.  I meant I got Hardee's for dinner.


or this one:

mom: Did your brother tell you he got AIDS this semester?

son:  WTF mom?  Why are you telling me this shit now? Why hasn't anyone called me?  How bad is it?

mom: No. I mean he got all A's this semester.

son: I hate you mom.

Posted by: momma at June 19, 2011 05:49 AM (nWikJ)

107 another one:
Dad, thanks for struggling with your homosexuality long enough to sire me!
brought a tear to my eye.

Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at June 19, 2011 05:50 AM (+kznc)

108 Happy Father's Day to all morons, past and present, banned, unbanned, Christina Hendricks-hawt and Christina Hendricks-meh. Did I cover everyone?

Posted by: Gem at June 19, 2011 05:50 AM (zw+pb)

109 Can anyone tell me how reading jokes written for you by a team of writers, mugging for the camera, and never having to own up to your bias & lies is way harder than grilling high-level political players weekly and wrangling a Sunday panel with both Juan Williams and Bill on it? Cuz, that's what Stewart seems to believe.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 19, 2011 05:52 AM (K+B+d)

110 Heading for the showers, y'all be good.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 19, 2011 05:52 AM (GDPpW)

111 Leibowitz is an ass. Another no talent NYC leftist.

Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at June 19, 2011 05:53 AM (+kznc)

112 He's being really defensive and trying to equate himself to the like of Will Rogers; and not realizing that that's for others to do and that he looks like a monumental ass.

Thanks for the update- gosh, you mean he's not as all powerful and snappy and clever when he doesn't have a room full of writers telling him what to say and an audience full of trained lefty seals barking in approval?

The deuce you say!

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 19, 2011 05:53 AM (XyjRQ)

113

Gem is obviously is a Fox-watching bigot...no mention of undead morons??

banned, unbanned

and don't forget the the ones with bands around their ankles so the police can track them.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 19, 2011 05:54 AM (XdlcF)

114 I'm banned (hopefully by mistake) so I am using a proxy, which makes formatting awful. But...here is Bush throwing out the first pitch at Yankee Stadium just after 9/11 It's worth watching, if for no other reason than to enjoy a president who understands that he is the temporary holder of an office, rather than one who has been anointed from on-high. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evb489N11Q4

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 19, 2011 05:55 AM (KaAC5)

115 @111 momma - damn that's funny.  I have a lot of misunderstandings with my teenagers WITHOUT autocorrect.  That's how pathetic I am.

Posted by: Jade Sea at June 19, 2011 05:55 AM (twbvm)

116

Last night on Wall Street Journal TV report, Alan "Skeletor" Colmes claimed that Fox News was now the "mainstream media" since more people watched it than watched ABC, NBC, or CBS. 

I'm not certain that Skeletor was right in the claim about viewership.  Usually he's blowing so much bullshit that there's a brown cloud around his head.

But Colmes  still loves the Weener---"Little Tony didn't do nuttin wrong."

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 19, 2011 05:55 AM (3ESDJ)

117 105

Do any iPhone users here know a quick way to get a screen refresh on a thread? Having to scroll back to the top is complete pain.

Another suggestion I heard the other day is to click on the comment number of the last comment. It might just update the thread and keep you at the bottom.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 19, 2011 09:43 AM (XdlcF)

Yup that works, and no scrolling back down.

Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at June 19, 2011 05:56 AM (+kznc)

118 Posted by: rdbrewer at June 19, 2011 09:47 AM (//Cu/) Central. But Breitbart crashed Nutroots in Mpls so hard we're closer to Mountain now.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 19, 2011 05:56 AM (K+B+d)

119

Oh and my son told me "Mom don't use a semicolon in a text unless it's an emoticon.  For punctuation - that's lame." 

Texting= DOOM for the English language.

Posted by: Jade Sea at June 19, 2011 05:56 AM (twbvm)

120 I wonder if President Petey is going to spend some time with his two little punishments before or after he spends six hours on the golf course today.

Posted by: beedubya at June 19, 2011 05:57 AM (AnTyA)

121

Happy Father's Day to the Moron Fathers.

I hope that Breitbart pauses at the top long enough to read the card.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2011 05:58 AM (41BvT)

122
  Wish I could say Happy Father's Day face to face again. Miss the man terribly. He was, and is, my role model.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 19, 2011 05:59 AM (ud5dN)

123 Prediction:  Perry landslide.  All but three states.  You heard it here first.
Posted by: rdbrewer
........
Gee.. another Texan governor who sounds like W  (a lot in some phrasings..).  That's a recipe for success!

Actually, I kinda like the guy, and Texas has shown the country how to get it right, but I don't think the country is ready for another Texan.  It will definitely be interesting if he jumps in.

Ya know.. With the proportional primaries happening in so many states this coming election season, I think it could very possibly be no one gets the nomination outright before the convention.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2011 06:00 AM (qsodE)

124 Alright, garrett, what were you doing this time?!

Posted by: Y-not at June 19, 2011 06:01 AM (TFxd0)

125 @rdbrewer I'm north of Minneapolis, wonder why you're a half hour behind. We're both Central.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 19, 2011 06:03 AM (K+B+d)

126 FNS is just starting here and Wallace just said they will have comedian John Stewart on

...comedian John Stewart..isn't that an oxymoron??

Posted by: beedubya at June 19, 2011 06:03 AM (AnTyA)

127
Rep. Louie Gohmert: Obama ‘57 States’ Gaffe Hints At Loyalty To Islamic States:


And I know the President made the mistake one day of saying he had visited all 57 states, and IÂ’m well aware that there are not 57 states in this country, although there are 57 members of OIC, the Islamic states in the world. Perhaps there was some confusion whether heÂ’d been to all 57 Islamic states as opposed to all 50 U.S. states. But nonetheless, we have an obligation to the 50 American states, not the 57 Muslim, Islamic states. Our oath we took is in this body, in this House. And itÂ’s to the people of America. And itÂ’s not to the Muslim Brotherhood, who may very well take over Egypt and once they do, they are bent upon setting up a caliphate around the world, including the United States. And this administration will have been complicit in helping people who want to destroy our country out of the ignorance to think, if you help your enemies, theyÂ’re going to like you better.

Posted by: momma at June 19, 2011 06:03 AM (nWikJ)

128 but I don't think the country is ready for another Texan.



*blink*





*blink*

Posted by: beedubya at June 19, 2011 06:04 AM (AnTyA)

129 Is Perry a real conservative?  I mean, you know, unlike Bush?

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 19, 2011 06:05 AM (//Cu/)

130

Posted by: Y-not at June 19, 2011 10:01 AM (TFxd0)

 

In LA it's shoes...up here it's deer...

Fawns just started hitting the ground a few days ago. 

Usually it's the Goldens that do that shit.  

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2011 06:08 AM (41BvT)

131 Gregory moderating Derrrbin v Grahmnesty has convinced me to go cut the grass. Guess ima have to "leave it there". Happy Father's day all.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 19, 2011 06:08 AM (K+B+d)

133 In LA it's shoes...up here it's deer...

You all must have really funny feet.

Posted by: Y-not at June 19, 2011 06:13 AM (TFxd0)

134 Bachmann/Bolton? lol!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2011 06:14 AM (qsodE)

135 Happy Father's Day, Morons!

Hi there, Mr. Grunt!

Posted by: baldilocks at June 19, 2011 06:17 AM (T2/zQ)

136 Gah! 114 was supposed to say Juan Williams and Bill Kristol. Off to the jungle.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 19, 2011 06:18 AM (K+B+d)

137 Happy Father's Day moron horde!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 19, 2011 06:18 AM (HjxoE)

138 Perry comes up short on some issues.  He didn't support Arizona, as the feral government teamed up with the enemy to attack it.

It's weird, because I read the opposite.  So I did some checking and you're right that he said (in 2010) that it's not right for Texas, but it looks like since then he's made certain illegal immigration remedies a priority (for example, sanctuary cities and tougher rules for getting drivers licenses [English only]). 

Posted by: Y-not at June 19, 2011 06:19 AM (TFxd0)

139

BELGRADE (AFP) – British singer Amy Winehouse, who is struggling to overcome drug addiction, was booed at an open-air concert as she appeared to be too drunk to sing at the performance that officially kicked off a two-week European tour.

Some 20,000 people gathered for the highly-promoted concert at Belgrade's sixth-century Kalemegdan fortress late Saturday, but many soon left the concert, disappointed with the songstress's lacklustre act.

During the concert which lasted about 90 minutes Winehouse could only mumble some of the lyrics, failing to follow her band.


Wow, who could have seen that coming? I know people have her on their celebrity dead pool but I think she has the Keith Richards gene and will be alive quite a while.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 19, 2011 06:20 AM (GZitp)

140

Off to church with sis and her family and my son who rode up here to Maryland with me.  Then a nice steak dinner with the Grandmas coming over.  Grilled, assuming I can fix their hi-tech infared laser nuke-u-ler powered grill.

Bon Apetit, Dads!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2011 06:22 AM (L3Wmw)

141 Did you see what that jerkoff Bill Keller wrote about Palin today? In short: The vicious attacks made on Palin are deserved because she taunted the media and got what she deserved. Sure. Palin started it. Right. These self-absorbed, delusional bastards will meet a cruel fate

Posted by: billypaintbrush at June 19, 2011 06:24 AM (4CDMH)

142 That divorce nust a left Jim Carrey broke as shit. HFD to you, asshole.

Posted by: Pooter Hound at June 19, 2011 06:28 AM (le5qc)

143 Rdbrewer, perry-martinez is not going to win 47 states. However, with the horrible economy, I could see 38 states and a popular vote landslide. The stooopid is strong in some parts of the country. Perry-Giuliani could probably get you another 3 states, now that I think about it. If the economic slide continues, and the public workers keep trying to starve local resources, my dream ticket of Perry-Cuomo (hey, he's more conservative than most of the GOP north of the mason dixon line) would probably get your 47 states.

Posted by: CAC at June 19, 2011 06:28 AM (6gk77)

144 Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. It appears the high point will be a trip to Yankee Candle because the wife says they are having a sale. 

Posted by: Penfold at June 19, 2011 06:29 AM (EhBod)

145 Thanks for the well-wished.  Michelle is really the father in our household, though, because she has my cojones.

Posted by: Barjy Obama at June 19, 2011 06:30 AM (zgZzy)

146

150 Did you see what that jerkoff Bill Keller wrote about Palin today?

In short: The vicious attacks made on Palin are deserved because she taunted the media and got what she deserved.

Sure. Palin started it. Right.
These self-absorbed, delusional bastards will meet a cruel fate

Posted by: billypaintbrush at June 19, 2011 10:24 AM (4CDMH)


She was dressed like a conservative , she should know that was provocative..

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at June 19, 2011 06:30 AM (bAL0J)

147

She was dressed like a conservative , she should know that was provocative..

 

She was asking for it!

Posted by: Arianna Huffington at June 19, 2011 06:31 AM (zgZzy)

148 Well we have had the "non-book" thread up since 8 am. Where is the book thread?

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 06:31 AM (M9Ie6)

149

Gee Ron Paul wins another straw poll

Who would-a thunk it? Paulbots crash another straw poll.


Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 06:33 AM (M9Ie6)

150 Picture caption at Fox:

OPINION: Juan Williams extols the virtues of having a president who puts being a good father first

Yeah, some opinion there Juan. Did you track him down at golf to ask him about being a father?

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 06:35 AM (M9Ie6)

151 160 yeah but did you see who came in second? TDP must have a cloning device....

Posted by: CAC at June 19, 2011 06:37 AM (6gk77)

152

Perry-Cuomo

 

'Cuomo' is Italian for Scum-Bag Politician. 

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2011 06:37 AM (41BvT)

153 and vampire-like get all the blood drained from his body and start with a fresh batch.

Poor stupid blood donors get told they're saving the lives of kids in car accidents, and they're really just enabling a rich asshole's addictions.  Nice.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 19, 2011 06:39 AM (0vDuM)

154 111 Hey iPhone users, does this shit really happen a lot?
________

Yes. Most importantly, it'll change things when you're not looking at them, so you don't know it's done so until after you've sent the offending message.

It's possible to turn that off.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 19, 2011 06:40 AM (6fER6)

155 Cuomo's dad, absolutely. But the way he is fighting with his own party and their pimps (the unions), the apple fell rally far from the fucking tree. Vic, I'm interested- run one of your RINO gauges on Democrat Andrew Cuomo. I think he will wind up to the right of Snowe, Huntsman, Collins, Brown, and probable a dozen more "Republicans"

Posted by: CAC at June 19, 2011 06:42 AM (5UcDQ)

156 CBDfNJC: I, too, was banned without cause during the Great Purge of last weekend. Ironic, considering that I wasn't even posting during that period, nor was I at home (home IP address was the one that got banned). Perhaps we should avail ourselves of nickless and logprof's "Really, Really Fast Unbanning at AoSHQ Service"; it only took them a month or two. Alternatively, I could attend the Moron Meetup in Philly this coming week and appeal to Gabe for injunctive relief.

Posted by: No Whining at June 19, 2011 06:45 AM (yynCN)

157 Few things about Perry:

1. Job creation in Texas definitely gives him credibility.

2. Balanced budget gives him credibility as well.

3. There's a good chance he'd get a Palin endorsement as she has commented before that she considers him a good friend.

4. I actually think that being a former Democrat helps him because he can play the "I used to be a Democrat but they went off the deep end and left me behind" card.

5. Only thing I wonder about is whether there would be too many "non-Romneys" in the race, though it's possible that the anti-Romney vote could crystallize behind Perry.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 19, 2011 06:46 AM (GEPoZ)

158

they're really just enabling a rich asshole's addictions.

 

One thing I can say about Keith is he's not an asshole.  He's friendly and gracious to his fans (as well as the crews and behind the scene people). 

More importantly, if he wants something, he will pay for it.  Unlike a lot of other musicians who expect everything will be handed to them because of their fame.

 I am constantly amazed at how rare this trait is.

Posted by: garrett from the ledge beyond the edge at June 19, 2011 06:47 AM (41BvT)

159

Cuomo's dad, absolutely. But the way he is fighting with his own party and their pimps (the unions), the apple fell rally far from the fucking tree.

 

Give him 3-5 more years of this type of behaviour and I will be willing to consider looking past the sins of his father.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2011 06:49 AM (41BvT)

160 Since attendance was short at Saturday's taco night, Sunday breakfast was a scrambled egg taco bar, which was a huge hit.

We have two vacant rooms in our house for fall semester, and none of our summer fill-ins seems like a good fit, so I've been appointed rush chairman.

Damn glad to meet you! I've been authorized to provide alcohol to minors.

Got my grades, which were satisfactory on the Nero Wolfe scale.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at June 19, 2011 06:51 AM (xqhoO)

161 I, too, was banned without cause during the Great Purge of last weekend. Ironic, considering that I wasn't even posting during that period, nor was I at home (home IP address was the one that got banned).

I got blocked too a few weeks ago.  Occasionally there's a glitch.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 19, 2011 06:52 AM (//Cu/)

162 Vic, I'm interested- run one of your RINO gauges on Democrat Andrew Cuomo.

I am trying to stick to the list of "announced" candidates. Next on the list from the Club For Growth site is Bachmann.

As for Cuomo, he couldn't be any more liberal than Huntsman.

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 06:55 AM (M9Ie6)

163 @No Whining I think my banning was a mistake because I was no more obnoxious than usual, and I don't recall touching any of the contentious topics. Philly is a bit far for me to drive for a beer and an unbanning, but I might try to agitate in other ways. Maybe give a prime hobo haunch to the coblogger who gets me unbanned!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 19, 2011 06:56 AM (KaAC5)

164 CAC, Perry Cuomo?  Isn't that a lounge act?

Perry Bachmann could clean up.  I don't see it with Cuomo,   Donk lover.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 19, 2011 06:56 AM (//Cu/)

165 CAC since you are up and about this morning how about putting up a "book thread".

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 06:57 AM (M9Ie6)

166 Maybe we could get Charles Johnson to write some code to make the blog more robust. His blog is losing readers and he might need the money.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 19, 2011 06:58 AM (KaAC5)

167 But what else is funny about the evals I have done so far; the most "conservative" candidate based on the 6 items is Ron damn Paul.

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 06:59 AM (M9Ie6)

168

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 19, 2011 10:56 AM (KaAC5)

 

I've been banned on numerous occasions, oddly enough,  never for something I've said.

A quick email to Ace and a few lobbers of cob and you'll be good as new.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2011 07:01 AM (41BvT)

169 158 Well we have had the "non-book" thread up since 8 am. Where is the book thread? Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 10:31 AM (M9Ie6) One-Time Only Fathers Day Special: Sunday Non-Open Book Thread. Didn't you get the memo?

Posted by: No Whining at June 19, 2011 07:02 AM (yynCN)

170 @80 Smoking a pork shoulder all day today. Should be fucking awesome. Posted by: EC at June 19, 2011 08:30 AM (f4TZ2) Ahh, Pork shoulder...food of the gods. Its one piece of meat that's almost completely impossible to screw up. One of my faves is to coat the outside with a rub of olive oil, sea salt, red pepper flakes, black pepper, rosemary, lots of minced garlic, and fennel seed. Slow roast in the oven for most of the day on a rack over a semi-deep pan. In the last couple of hours place in halved potatoes, onions sliced an inch thick, and *oranges sliced an inch thick with rosemary and a sprinkling of brown sugar on top[* in the pan to soak up/marinate in/ roast in the pork fat and drippings. The pork shoulder comes out crispy on the outside and melt in your mouth, slide off the bone tender on the inside. And is almost orgasmically delicious. No joke. Its stupidly easy to make. Less than thirty minutes prep time. Even the morons who pride themselves on never cooking can handle this one.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2011 07:03 AM (I49Jm)

171 Vic, after my accidental invasion of the ONT, I am a bit weary on stepping on other people's toes. Don't want others to start making MS Paint maps, you know. O/T... I am watching taboo on natgeo... This man fucks his cars. This is worse than adult baby...

Posted by: CAC at June 19, 2011 07:03 AM (6gk77)

172 On this day in 1934 the FCC was created to silence the opponents of FDR.

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 07:04 AM (M9Ie6)

173 Well the book thread is Monty's but he is still on vacation so I don't think he will care if you post one.

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 07:05 AM (M9Ie6)

174

This man fucks his cars. This is worse than adult baby...

I watch him all the time!

Posted by: the ghost of Dale Earnhardt Sr. at June 19, 2011 07:06 AM (41BvT)

175 Hi am Senator Barney F and I would like to see democratic Weenie in room 1666. Thank you!

You know Mr Weenie, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this!

Posted by: Barney F at June 19, 2011 07:06 AM (7sSPI)

176 But what else is funny about the evals I have done so far; the most "conservative" candidate based on the 6 items is Ron damn Paul.

Not surprising to me. I truly believe that on domestic issues he's on target. His problems are that (a) most of his foreign policy ideas have been made obsolete by nuclear weapons, (b) he's so passionate that sometimes he seems unbalanced, (c) the cultish behavior of his supporters.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 19, 2011 07:06 AM (GEPoZ)

177 Yeah if it wasn't for his foreign policy and military nuttiness he would be the ideal candidate.

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 07:08 AM (M9Ie6)

178 178 But what else is funny about the evals I have done so far; the most "conservative" candidate based on the 6 items is Ron damn Paul

Which tells you there's something wrong with your criteria.


Seriously, for a POTUS evaluation you must have foreign policy categories. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 19, 2011 07:09 AM (TFxd0)

179 happy father's day

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 19, 2011 07:10 AM (eOXTH)

180 Every particle of his being screams "NUTJOB!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 19, 2011 07:10 AM (KaAC5)

181

Give him 3-5 more years of this type of behaviour and I will be willing to consider looking past the sins of his father.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2011 10:49 AM (41BvT)

Sorry...but Cuomo should be getting gang raped in federal prison right now for his role in the Fannie and Freddie fiasco which led to the economic meltdown

While at HUD, he was supposed to be overseeing F&F. Instead, the Big Banks used him to push for legislation to force increased home ownership with lower underwriting standards so his buddies could scam millions off the sub-prime market.

Posted by: beedubya at June 19, 2011 07:10 AM (AnTyA)

182 Just got done mowing the lawn for my hubby. The kids are feeding him breakfast in bed I know some feminazi, somewhere, just had a stroke as I typed this. My work here is done.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 19, 2011 07:12 AM (HjxoE)

183 While at HUD, he was supposed to be overseeing F&F. Instead, the Big Banks used him to push for legislation to force increased home ownership with lower underwriting standards so his buddies could scam millions off the sub-prime market.

In a sane country this would justify eliminating both HUD and F&F. In the USA it means "MORE REGULATION NOW!!!"

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 19, 2011 07:13 AM (GEPoZ)

184 I say she is trading on her fame of making stupid decisions just like several other Hollywood females that have no other talent, but this is a free market society and if people are willing to pay for stupidity let them.

Posted by: Sandy Salt at June 19, 2011 08:54 AM (iGZkF)

 

Maybe Bristol's trying to make money because, um, she has a kid to support?

Posted by: joejm65 at June 19, 2011 07:13 AM (BDB5n)

185 Seriously, for a POTUS evaluation you must have foreign policy categories. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 19, 2011 11:09 AM (TFxd0)

I tried to pick 6 categories that today's conservatives are really concerned with. I didn't pick foreign policy because I didn't see that high on the agenda this election. In 2004 it would have been high, not so this time.

But I did mention it in the summary on the Ron Paul eval because that is what is dragging him down so bad.

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 07:13 AM (M9Ie6)

186 192 thanks for beinging me back to earth, completely forgot about his F and F involvement.

Posted by: CAC at June 19, 2011 07:13 AM (7TwHV)

187

Mmmm. Pork shoulder.  What's with the food talk so early.  It's only 9:00AM here and I'm thinking about pork.

Yesterday's grilled meatball discussion did the same thing.  Didn't have a meatball grill basket so I did the traditional meatball/marinara route. 

The recipe I used was awesome.  Even better than what you would get from Rao's of New York.

 

Posted by: PugBoo at June 19, 2011 07:15 AM (20jXV)

188

VERY important discussion on CNN this morning concerning whether the news media was too hard on Anthony Weiner.

Problem: If I shoot my TV in the face when it shows stuff like that I lose The Movie Channel.

 

Posted by: DougS at June 19, 2011 07:15 AM (EuWL1)

189 O/T:  Stick to basketball


But, I'll give him one thing.  At least he was polite to the reporterette and called her ma'am. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 19, 2011 07:16 AM (TFxd0)

190 Happy Father's Day to the Moron Fathers!

I hope every Dad gets to feel special today.

I read a disheartening article the other day that said that Dad's feel under-appreciated. Father's Dad takes a back seat to Mother's Day - even the amount of greeting cards reflect that - there's a big disparity there.  Nearly 80% of men surveyed  (I don't remember who did this poll but anyway....) say they feel the get the short end of the stick on these days.


Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 19, 2011 07:16 AM (Fmerd)

191 It's only 9:00AM here and I'm thinking about pork.

What's your Twitter account name? 

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 19, 2011 07:17 AM (TFxd0)

192 150 Did you see what that jerkoff Bill Keller wrote about Palin today?

In short: The vicious attacks made on Palin are deserved because she taunted the media and got what she deserved.

Sure. Palin started it. Right.
These self-absorbed, delusional bastards will meet a cruel fate Posted by: billypaintbrush at June 19, 2011 10:24 AM

The Compost Ombudsman wrote the same kind of "this is not bias or persecution, blah blah" crapola.

They cannot answer the question "why all this attention to a woman no longer in public office, not currently running for office, and according to YOUR polls has no chance if she does"

It's personal with them.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2011 07:21 AM (so1xa)

193

202 It's only 9:00AM here and I'm thinking about pork.

What's your Twitter account name?

@BarneyFrank

Posted by: PugBoo at June 19, 2011 07:21 AM (20jXV)

194 This man fucks his cars. This is worse than adult baby...

Posted by: CAC at June 19, 2011 11:03 AM (6gk77)

Please...please tell me he's not getting Social Security disability payments, too

Posted by: beedubya at June 19, 2011 07:22 AM (AnTyA)

195 I think I like this someecard better.

And this one is reflective of the economy.

But this one pretty much sums everything up nicely.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 19, 2011 07:26 AM (Fmerd)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 19, 2011 07:29 AM (Fmerd)

197 I didn't pick foreign policy because I didn't see that high on the agenda this election. In 2004 it would have been high, not so this time.

Not high on the agenda now, but I'm betting it will be before the general election.

Think about little things like Iranian missiles in Venezuela, the increasing China/Russian friendliness, Iran announcing their nukes in the next few months, etc. seeping out into the awareness of the general public.

Also- barky is a complete mincing cypher foreign policy wise, and the bad guys in the world know it. My guess is as his horrible regime draws to a close, said bad guys are going to be getting in their last licks while they can before adults gets back in charge.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 19, 2011 07:32 AM (XyjRQ)

198 203, 150,

Jeff Goldstein wrote the best "response" to Keller a few days ago:

The truth is, we have allowed a media culture to form in this country that is rotten to its core. It is petty, spiteful, vindictive, triumphalist, arrogant, profoundly biased, and undoubtedly left-leaning. We have given this media the power to shape our narratives, inform our decisions, and — because there are few if any consequences for doing so — create and destroy individuals with the impunity of a hive minded mob embarking on a wilding.

Helping the media along in such a project — as many “conservatives” do, by accepting as a matter of nature, unchangeable as a hurricane, the premises the media advances — is the kind of intellectual dereliction that has brought us to this point in our nation’s history, where 20% or less of the population controls the reins of political power, as well as the vast majority of our cultural institutions, from the media and the academy, to putative moral authority to champion the environment, the working man, the poor.

Word. True of the Republican media as well.


Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at June 19, 2011 07:32 AM (+kznc)

199

One thing I can say about Keith is he's not an asshole.  He's friendly and gracious to his fans (as well as the crews and behind the scene people). 

Posted by: garrett from the ledge beyond the edge at June 19, 2011 10:47 AM (41BvT)

i agree with you. as far as old Rockers go Keith has turned out ok to me. yeah he was wild and i'm sure he still is, but he still has the same wife and seems to really care about his kids. i read his book Life awhile back and it was a damn good book......

Posted by: Racefan at June 19, 2011 07:33 AM (PUjVj)

200 Pork shoulder...Its stupidly easy to make. Less than thirty minutes prep time.

Even the morons who pride themselves on never cooking can handle this one.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2011 11:03 AM (I49Jm)

What oven temperature?

Posted by: museisluse at June 19, 2011 07:33 AM (Y3n3D)

201 Howdy, 'Nam!  So good to hear from you.  Happy Father's Day to you and all of the Moron Horde of the procreating persuasion.  Juan Williams says Pezzydent Ebola is a national treasure when it comes to fatherhood.  The commenters appear to disagree,

Posted by: RushBabe at June 19, 2011 07:37 AM (Ew27I)

202 Posted by: joejm65 at June 19, 2011 11:13 AM (BDB5n)

I've questioned a lot of her decisions in the past, but I don't really have a problem with the book. If Levi gets a book deal to peddle his lies, there's nothing wrong with her telling her side of the story to set the record straight.

What I find funny is the media focus on her. We never hear anything about her brother who served in a combat unit in Iraq and is taking over the fishing business, or her younger sister who seems to stay out of trouble and races stock cars. Both seem a lot more interesting to me than Bristol.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 19, 2011 07:41 AM (NDNZT)

203 I say she is trading on her fame of making stupid decisions just like several other Hollywood females that have no other talent, but this is a free market society and if people are willing to pay for stupidity let them.

Posted by: Sandy Salt at June 19, 2011 08:54 AM (iGZkF)

 

Maybe Bristol's trying to make money because, um, she has a kid to support?

Posted by: joejm65 at June 19, 2011 11:13 AM (BDB5n)

joe

You have me wrong, I think she should cash in on her fame while she has the chance because if people are willing to pay then let them pay her.

Posted by: Sandy Salt at June 19, 2011 07:44 AM (iGZkF)

204

What I find funny is the media focus on her. We never hear anything about her brother who served in a combat unit in Iraq and is taking over the fishing business, or her younger sister who seems to stay out of trouble and races stock cars. Both seem a lot more interesting to me than Bristol.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 19, 2011 11:41 AM (NDNZT)

The thing is they are doing good conservative things, so no coverage.  Bristol did things liberals think are hypocritical, like drinking and having sex, but teenagers will be teenagers.  She is shafted for having a baby because the liberal think that she should have killed it, so they make her life miserable for being a teenager.

Posted by: Sandy Salt at June 19, 2011 07:49 AM (iGZkF)

205 Posted by: Sandy Salt at June 19, 2011 11:49 AM (iGZkF)

True. And even with all her indiscretions she still isn't anywhere near as embarrassing as Meggy Mac, Patti Davis, or Ron Reagan Junior.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 19, 2011 07:58 AM (NDNZT)

206 Even the morons who pride themselves on never cooking can handle this one.

You've obviously never seen me cook

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 07:59 AM (28mus)

207 In before the CD Keys spam... d'oh!

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 07:59 AM (28mus)

208 My stepdad had his house stolen from his father and his daughter and live in boyfriend, has two other kids who won't acknowledge his existence despite the fact that they live in mortgage free homes and medical expenses provided for because of his money, plus two kids that weren't his (wife had an affair) that he supported anyway.

5 children, rotten to the core in no large part because of their mothers.  Ironic that the only Father's Day card and gifts he gets is from me, his stepson.


Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at June 19, 2011 08:04 AM (TCyyS)

209 Best Fathers Day EVAH! (and it's only 9:00am on my first one).

Posted by: Papa Editor at June 19, 2011 08:04 AM (FZZ94)

210 @212 What oven temperature? Posted by: museisluse at June 19, 2011 11:33 AM (Y3n3D) Sorry, forgot. Preheat oven to 450-500. Place shoulder in to roast at that temp for about 15-20 min. There will be some smoke. Reduce heat to 300-325. Roast shoulder for 6-7 hrs until crispy outside and fall off the bone inside. The high amounts of fat in the shoulder pretty much make this one impossible to screw up. I like the convection setting if you have that available. Also, should be shoulder of about 7-10 lbs. The veggies and fruit cooked with the pork are all the side dishes you need. The oranges and onions are especially goodwith bites of pork. Salad and wine/beer are all you need. Try it. Absolutely delicious. I like the convection setting.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2011 08:04 AM (I49Jm)

211

 Downscaled Upscale

Heh, I used to do the quick call thing every year.  Last of six kids, all went to college and doing well.  Time to step it up. This year I sent him an Italian beef kit from Portillos in Chicago. He retired to AZ and couldn't find a good Italian Beef sandwich.

Brothers and sisters still doing the quick call. Heh heh heh....

Posted by: PugBoo at June 19, 2011 08:07 AM (20jXV)

212 Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 11:59 AM (28mus)

I wish MachinesForSale and Lacewigs would come back. Best. Spam. Evah.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 19, 2011 08:08 AM (NDNZT)

213 Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2011 12:04 PM (I49Jm)

Thanks!

Posted by: museisluse at June 19, 2011 08:12 AM (Y3n3D)

214 Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2011 12:04 PM (I49Jm)

Is that like using a convection oven?  I could never figure out how to use one of those

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 08:17 AM (28mus)

215 I wish MachinesForSale and Lacewigs would come back. Best. Spam. Evah.

yeah I think MachinesForSale was actually sockpuppeted spam if you can believe it

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2011 08:18 AM (28mus)

216
Best Fathers Day EVAH! (and it's only 9:00am on my first one).
Posted by: Papa Editor at June 19, 2011 12:04 PM

Happy Father's Day, Papa Editor!

Posted by: arhooley at June 19, 2011 08:31 AM (c424+)

217 Look forward to the bookthread every Sunday.  So where is it?

Posted by: libra at June 19, 2011 08:32 AM (kd8U8)

218 Thank, arhooley!  Sorry things didn't work out so well, this weekend. 

Posted by: Papa Editor at June 19, 2011 08:36 AM (FZZ94)

219 Best Fathers Day EVAH! (and it's only 9:00am on my first one).
Posted by: Papa Editor at June 19, 2011 12:04 PM

I almost forgot about Baby Editor!  Nothing beats a toothless grin!

Posted by: RushBabe at June 19, 2011 08:37 AM (Ew27I)

220 re: a couple of previously items about Keith Richards.  Growing up I was a huge Rolling Stones fan.  Played the Hot Rocks (greatest hits) double album till the grooves wore out. I really did have a change of heart regarding Keefe when he told a reporter he snorted his dad's ashes with a line of coke.  After the ensuing backlash, he recanted saying he was misquoted and only joking when he said it.  Either way, it is a sick thing to joke about.

Posted by: political correctness czar at June 19, 2011 09:00 AM (UPNlB)

221 Happy Father's Day to all the Moron Pops out there.

Love the card.

Posted by: jcjimi at June 19, 2011 09:09 AM (N5zvq)

222 Happy Father's Day to all the dads! 

Posted by: Theresa D. at June 19, 2011 09:12 AM (zviG6)

223 Happy Father's Day!

Posted by: M80B at June 19, 2011 09:13 AM (xZ+bZ)

224 So what IS everyone reading now?

I have dived into The Great Book of Amber  (Compilation of all of Roger Zelazny's Amber books.

http://tinyurl.com/8jvqnt

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 09:22 AM (M9Ie6)

225 Forget the kitties. Big puppy-dog eyes, book thread, please?

Posted by: ThroughtheRavenglass at June 19, 2011 09:25 AM (CI22O)

226 Happy Father's Day to all.

Sorry I didn't get to meet ya this weekend arhooley.

Next time!

Posted by: sifty at June 19, 2011 09:26 AM (KDOf9)

227

Why on earth did Chris Wallace require Jon S. to drink from the mug before they spoke?

FWIW, I liked how Chris Wallace got his zingers in and I was amazed at the contempt Jon S. has for the Fox audience.  When Jon S. compared himself to Will Rogers I expected a bolt of lightning to strike, leaving only a steaming pile of.....ashes. How can he compare himself to a man who said he never met a man he didn't like? 

Posted by: vivi at June 19, 2011 09:38 AM (hjkqq)

228 I have dived into The Great Book of Amber

Zelazny is Mr Y-not's favorite author.  I really need to get off my duff and read the Amber series. 


I'm not reading anything right now.  Too tired.  I usually read a few pages of a Jeeves & Wooster story and pass out with the book in my hand.

Posted by: Y-not at June 19, 2011 09:40 AM (TFxd0)

229 Zelazny is Mr Y-not's favorite author.  I really need to get off my duff and read the Amber series.

It is a great SF classic. If you haven't read it you are missing a good read. And you can get them all in that one book.

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 09:42 AM (M9Ie6)

230 Yeah, I have no excuse. I am tripping over his sci fi collection, including a zillion Analog magazines. 

OK, I have one "excuse," but it's a pretty weak one.  Mr Y-not used to go on and on about MAR Barker's Man of Gold, so I tried reading it.  Did. Not. Like.  So I kind of concluded that we have different taste in books, which I'm sure we do to some extent since I am not in general into sci fi. 

Posted by: Y-not at June 19, 2011 09:53 AM (TFxd0)

231 Why on earth did Chris Wallace require Jon S. to drink from the mug before they spoke?

That was very weird, I couldn't figure it out either, vivi.  Unless it contained kool-aid and Jon S. refused to play along.  I did love how he is 100% confident that the MBM -- including NY Times, which is merely "sensationalist" -- is not at all biased towards the liberal agenda.  Huh???

Posted by: Peaches at June 19, 2011 09:54 AM (afUO8)

232 Ha!  The NY Post still having fun with story headlines at Weiner's expense - via Drudge. 

Posted by: Theresa D. at June 19, 2011 10:09 AM (zviG6)

233 @229 Yeah, with a convection oven. Its not necessary. But I think you get a crispier outside because of the circulating air. YMMV.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2011 10:20 AM (I49Jm)

234 Why on earth did Chris Wallace require Jon S. to drink from the mug before they spoke?


Iocaine powder.

Posted by: sifty at June 19, 2011 10:25 AM (KDOf9)

235 I have dived into The Great Book of Amber  (Compilation of all of Roger Zelazny's Amber books.

Great concept, terrific start... but I think Zelazny loses the thread toward the end of the series, and it ends with a bit of a whimper. Just my two centavos.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 19, 2011 10:26 AM (XyjRQ)

236 Just about every series I have ever read start to go downhill after the third book.

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2011 10:31 AM (M9Ie6)

237

Yep, Peaches, you're right. I think it was a Kool Aid reference. Very ballsy of CW and it set the tone, I think. Before this interview, I thought CW was kind of wishy-washy. Not anymore. He made his points deftly and displayed the skill seen in the most effective liberal spokespeople- just make the point, get the point out there and move on to the next one, don't waste too much time defending the opponent's rebuttal. The Palin/herpes clip was so mean spirited that no wonder JS got shirty. So was the suggestion that mocking Cain the way they did was racist. I am only sorry that it only lasted 11 minutes. And I"m glad CW did not let JS get away with the filibuster.  

Posted by: vivi at June 19, 2011 10:36 AM (hjkqq)

238 RON PAUL was not involved in a nationwide cybersex scandal while his wife was pregnant with Rand! RON PAUL!!!!

Posted by: That Guy Who Always Brings Up Ron Paul at June 19, 2011 11:04 AM (45WVs)

239 My thanks to Aaron Goldstein (American Spectator) for his post noting the passing of Yelena Bonner, the wife of Nobel Lauereate Andrei Sakharov.  \LINK

Excerpt:

Bonner joined the Communist Party during the Kruschev years but broke with them after the 1968 invasion of Czechoslovakia. She married Sakharov in 1971 and spent a good part of the next two decades being harrassed, imprisoned and exiled in Gorky along with her husband. Yet she always stood her ground and never relented in her criticism of Soviet communism and was Sakharov's lifeline to the West especially when she accepted Sakharov's Nobel Prize in Physics when the Soviets refused to let him to travel to Norway. In 1989, Mikhail Gorbachev finally ended the harrassment against Bonner and Sakharov, ended their exile and publicly welcomed them back.

Posted by: mrp at June 19, 2011 12:37 PM (HjPtV)

240 Ahh, Pork shoulder...food of the gods.

Its one piece of meat that's almost completely impossible to screw up.

One of my faves is to coat the outside with a rub of olive oil, sea salt, red pepper flakes, black pepper, rosemary, lots of minced garlic, and fennel seed.

Slow roast in the oven for most of the day on a rack over a semi-deep pan.

In the last couple of hours place in halved potatoes, onions sliced an inch thick, and *oranges sliced an inch thick with rosemary and a sprinkling of brown sugar on top[*
in the pan to soak up/marinate in/ roast in the pork fat and drippings.

The pork shoulder comes out crispy on the outside and melt in your mouth, slide off the bone tender on the inside.

And is almost orgasmically delicious. No joke.

Its stupidly easy to make. Less than thirty minutes prep time.

Even the morons who pride themselves on never cooking can handle this one.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2011 11:03 AM

 

Yeah... this is gonna happen. My mouth was watering just reading it.  Thanks, naturalfake.

Posted by: Gem at June 19, 2011 02:10 PM (zw+pb)

241 So here's how to refresh mid-page in Safari for iOS: 1. Add a bookmark. Any page will do. Title it 'Refresh'. Note you can't change the URL. Yet. 2. Edit the bookmark. Go to your bookmarks, press the Edit button, edit what you just made. Now you can edit the URL. change it to javascript:location.reload(true) 3. Hit the bookmark when you want to refresh. Don't touch a thing until it gets done, or you'll have a full page to scroll. Happy motoring!

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 19, 2011 08:16 PM (x81hH)

242 I found your site via yahoo thanks for the post. I will bookmark it for future reference. Thanks

cocteles Wandsticker
adirondack chairs composite

Posted by: shery at June 19, 2011 09:54 PM (Eak6F)

Hide Comments | Add Comment | Refresh | Top

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
204kb generated in CPU 0.1591, elapsed 0.3399 seconds.
64 queries taking 0.2867 seconds, 370 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.