January 16, 2011

Sunday Playoff Thread BUMPED for Jets/Pats
— Dave in Texas

Jets up 7-3.

Also why is Belichik wearing a Darth Maul hoodie?

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Hey, remember when the Pats redefined "home field advantage"?


Chicago up early over Seattle.

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Posted by: Dave in Texas at 01:54 PM | Comments (1044)
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1 DA BEARS!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:17 AM (uIQK6)

2 Thanks, Dave.  We'll stop bein' rowdy on the book thread now.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 09:17 AM (zxpIo)

3 No baby yet, but it was amazing.  I put my ear to the belly this morning and heard something incredible.  I said, "Daddy loves you" and in return Baby said, "Bears suck!"

I cried.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:18 AM (YX6i/)

4 Look at the belly on that broad!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 16, 2011 09:19 AM (yQWNf)

5 i miss the honeybears...

Posted by: shoey at January 16, 2011 09:19 AM (yCH89)

6

3  I cried

with more sweet tears coming

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:20 AM (uIQK6)

7 OK thats some good darn cheeriness cheerleadin 

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 09:20 AM (3OCZw)

8 "Toe say can you see, by the ..."

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 09:20 AM (4X0aT)

9

whoa

cheerleader cameltoe

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:21 AM (uIQK6)

10

Looks like I'm rooting for the Seahawks today.  Don't like Gay Cutlet. He even blew off John freakin Elway for cryin out loud.

Hoping Hollywood Tom gets by the Jets in the late game.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 09:21 AM (dWPyO)

11 Go Seahawks!!

Posted by: vaeriax at January 16, 2011 09:21 AM (N42L6)

12 I said, "Daddy loves you" and in return Baby said, "Bears suck!"

I cried.

That's some funny shit, Editor.  Wrong, but funny.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 09:21 AM (zxpIo)

13 I don't think we can afford to lose Carlson.  This guy is key to winning.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:21 AM (YX6i/)

14 I think she's got a migrating nipple, like a Halibut's eye

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 09:21 AM (4X0aT)

15 I can see the one in the back's panties, hee hee hee hee

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 09:22 AM (9RFH1)

16 I'm looking forward to the Bears/Packers game.

Posted by: MostlyRight at January 16, 2011 09:22 AM (LaqL2)

17 come on peppers, kill someone!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:22 AM (uIQK6)

18 Since all y'all screwed up the book thread: what's your favorite politics-themed novel?

Discuss. Here.

Posted by: MrScribbler© at January 16, 2011 09:22 AM (Ulu3i)

19 Also, giggity

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 09:22 AM (9RFH1)

20

Skirt AND shorts?  What the hell, unstandardized cheerleading?!

Posted by: Beagle at January 16, 2011 09:23 AM (sOtz/)

21 4 Look at the belly on that broad!

Those are Lumps of Decadence. 

And what the hell?  This picture was taken at a pervy ankle...*sighs*.

How I weep for my fellow morons! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 09:23 AM (9hSKh)

22 damn morrah, gotta catch those

Posted by: robtr shaved ice from Bears fans frozen tears $1 at January 16, 2011 09:23 AM (hVDig)

23 Come ON!  You gotta catch that.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:23 AM (YX6i/)

24

Posted by: MrScribbler© at January 16, 2011 01:22 PM (Ulu3i)

I'll take it.  At least it's not recipe talk.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 09:23 AM (dWPyO)

25 I wanna sammich!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at January 16, 2011 09:24 AM (cE1e0)

26 That was Carlson's replacement, damnit!!!

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:24 AM (YX6i/)

27 Oh damn.  What do you do?  They're kicking, of course.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:24 AM (YX6i/)

28 Two big drops  by Hawks receivers already.  And a tight-end who breaks falls with his head.  Nothing good happening so far for the Birds.

Posted by: ATaLien now in CO at January 16, 2011 09:25 AM (vujJw)

29 That has to be a CDR M cheerleader pic.

Well I'm off to enjoy this beautiful SoCal day.
Have fun morons!

Posted by: mpfs, now with 50% more evil at January 16, 2011 09:25 AM (3TjSM)

30 I wouldn't get comfy, Bears fans.  This is exactly how last week's game proceeded.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:26 AM (YX6i/)

31 Recipe  of the day   Chicago Italian Beef Sammiches  wet

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 09:26 AM (3OCZw)

32 Think the Seagulls can reach .500 today?

Posted by: MostlyRight at January 16, 2011 09:26 AM (LaqL2)

33 Anyone else notice this cheerleader pic appears to have been chosen at least in part because there are no elbows visible to distract from the overall image?

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 09:27 AM (zxpIo)

34 see seahawks, thats how you catch the pass

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:28 AM (uIQK6)

35 damn cutler, don't force the pass!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:29 AM (uIQK6)

36 Dammit!!!  Gotta take advantage of everyday Cutler.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:29 AM (YX6i/)

37 This pic sucks. Feet elbows are the best part.

Posted by: Delta Smelt with an elbow fetish at January 16, 2011 09:30 AM (dWPyO)

38 LOFA!!!!

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:30 AM (YX6i/)

39 haha good sack!

Posted by: robtr shaved ice from Bears fans frozen tears $1 at January 16, 2011 09:30 AM (hVDig)

40 34 Anyone else notice this cheerleader pic appears to have been chosen at least in part because there are no elbows visible to distract from the overall image?

But there are several bony knees.  And they have vacant eyes, indicating that while the motor's running, there's nobody behind the wheel.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 09:30 AM (9hSKh)

41

sorry I'm late.

 

I was in church.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 16, 2011 09:31 AM (Wh0W+)

42

But there are several bony knees.  And they have vacant eyes, indicating that while the motor's running, there's nobody behind the wheel.

Cmon now, obviously she is just cheerleading to pay for law school.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 09:32 AM (dWPyO)

43 I love the NFL playoff system.  It probably remains the most 'pure' of the 4 major sports followed not so closely but MLB.  The less the NFL front office does to muck it up the better off the sport is.  I will no longer pay to see ANY NHL or NBA games during the regular season as they have become almost meaningless.  Everyone makes the playoffs so who cares.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 16, 2011 09:32 AM (yQWNf)

44 And they have vacant eyes, indicating that while the motor's running, there's nobody behind the wheel.

That's not a bug, it's a feature.  No?

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 09:33 AM (zxpIo)

45 That pic from the "Cheerleader Pro Bowl'? Seahawk and Saints?

Posted by: Tom at January 16, 2011 09:33 AM (MWXXs)

46

look at that weather in chicago

why in the hell would anyone still live there?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:33 AM (uIQK6)

47 Seahawks can't do shit.

Posted by: Holger at January 16, 2011 09:33 AM (YxGud)

48 Why are they wearing two different bottoms?  The one in the back is sporting a skirt and showing the reinforced gusset on her panties.

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2011 09:34 AM (f4TZ2)

49

why in the hell would anyone still live there?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 01:33 PM (uIQK6)

The White House is already occupied with it's scum.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:34 AM (YX6i/)

50

Cmon now, obviously she is just cheerleading to pay for law school.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 01:32 PM (dWPyO)

hey now, i used to date a Denver Gold cheerleader. She had a beautiful mind and great hot tub manners.

Posted by: robtr shaved ice from Bears fans frozen tears $1 at January 16, 2011 09:35 AM (hVDig)

51

"Cheerleader Pro Bowl'?

She had great stats measurements this year.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 09:35 AM (dWPyO)

52 why in the hell would anyone still live there?

Union paychecks

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 09:35 AM (zxpIo)

53

forced by the punter?

come on hestor!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:35 AM (uIQK6)

54 "I was in church" You spent the last half of the sermon thinking about how the cheerleader pict was gonna be up late, didn't ya?

Posted by: MostlyRight at January 16, 2011 09:35 AM (LaqL2)

55 why in the hell would anyone still live there?

I think it's cause of the Cubs and the Pizza

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 09:35 AM (3OCZw)

56

58  hmmmmm, that would it

yep

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:37 AM (uIQK6)

57 jeeebus seattle, don't kick it to hester ok?

Posted by: robtr shaved ice from Bears fans frozen tears $1 at January 16, 2011 09:37 AM (hVDig)

58 Dammit.  After making a solemn vow not to crack open a beer until the Pats kickoff, I managed to last exactly 1/2 hour. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 09:37 AM (zxpIo)

59

 Denver Gold cheerleader

Ah the good old USFL.  I remember that a little bit growing up.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 09:37 AM (dWPyO)

60 damn, thought he was gone

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:38 AM (uIQK6)

61 Cheerleading:  Sport or exhibition?  Discuss.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 16, 2011 09:38 AM (yQWNf)

62 Damn, olsen was going allthe way and tripped over his own feet.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 09:39 AM (9RFH1)

63 What could be better than an outdoor playoff football game in the snow ?

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 09:39 AM (3OCZw)

64 #45 Cmon now, obviously she is just cheerleading to pay for law school.

She needn't have bothered; Brains aren't required for that profession, only a low standard of morality and enough charisma to charm judges and juries. 


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 09:39 AM (9hSKh)

65 Nice tackle by Cutler.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 16, 2011 09:40 AM (yQWNf)

66 oh good lord

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:40 AM (uIQK6)

67 who the hell was cutler throwing to?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 16, 2011 09:40 AM (/Ibu8)

68 WHAT THE FUCK?!

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:40 AM (YX6i/)

69 Slow down, Jay!

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 09:40 AM (zxpIo)

70 fuck babbinow, catch the damn ball

Posted by: robtr shaved ice from Bears fans frozen tears $1 at January 16, 2011 09:40 AM (hVDig)

71 Go 4 IT !!

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 09:41 AM (3OCZw)

72 kick the field goal

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:41 AM (uIQK6)

73 Babineaux has done that all season long.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:41 AM (YX6i/)

74

 Brains aren't required for that profession, only a low standard of morality and enough charisma

Fair enough.  I should have used medical school.  At least Amishdude wasn't around to chastise me.  heh

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 09:42 AM (dWPyO)

75 I think she has an inner ear infection.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2011 09:42 AM (nXs3/)

76 Oh crap.

Posted by: Holger at January 16, 2011 09:43 AM (YxGud)

77 TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:43 AM (uIQK6)

78 Dammit!

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:43 AM (YX6i/)

79 Just like hitting a deer at 30 mph

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 09:43 AM (3OCZw)

80 Allright, c'mon Hawks, at least make this a good game

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 09:44 AM (9RFH1)

81 Damnit. Don't let Obama's hometown to advance in the playoffs.

Posted by: Holger at January 16, 2011 09:44 AM (YxGud)

82 Sweet!!  This is a fun game.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 09:44 AM (zxpIo)

83 ha, the bears are falling into out trap!

Posted by: robtr shaved ice from Bears fans frozen tears $1 at January 16, 2011 09:44 AM (hVDig)

84

note to seattle

DON'T KICK IT TO HESTOR

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:45 AM (uIQK6)

85 Clear difference in this game:  Caught vs. Dropped


Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:46 AM (YX6i/)

86

 Don't let Obama's hometown to advance in the playoffs.

Good point.  Imagine that creep's attitude if they make it to the Super Bowl. No thanks.  He will talk about watching the Bears in Sailors Field.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 09:46 AM (dWPyO)

87 Has Barry uttered one word in support of Da Bears?  I have not heard it, if he has.  Maybe he remembers how stupid he sounds when he pretends to know stuff about the baseball team he pretends to like so much.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 09:46 AM (zxpIo)

88 OT: 9-yr old shooting victims father says her organs were distributed to chirren around the country.

That guy is an admirable human being.  I'll bet his daughter would've been too.

Fucking leftists.

Posted by: FUBAR at January 16, 2011 09:46 AM (McG46)

89 84 Damnit. Don't let Obama's hometown to advance in the playoffs.

Posted by: Holger at January 16, 2011 01:44 PM (YxGud)


Who's Mombasa playing?


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Posted by: Tom at January 16, 2011 09:46 AM (MWXXs)

90 look at that frozen wasteland, it looks like a science fiction movie

Posted by: robtr shaved ice from Bears fans frozen tears $1 at January 16, 2011 09:46 AM (hVDig)

91 I put my ear to the belly this morning and heard something incredible.  I said, "Daddy loves you" and in return Baby said, "Bears suck!"

lol. 


Go Bears!

It would be cool if there was a Pack v Bears game next week.   And, although I'm rooting for the Pack (not a fan of Lovey), I would be cool with a re-match of da Bears v Patriots, with da Bears winning. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 09:47 AM (pW2o8)

92

 Don't let Obama's hometown to advance in the playoffs.

Nairobi is in the Playoffs?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 16, 2011 09:47 AM (yQWNf)

93

89, 90  he hasnt said shit yet and i pray he doesn't

the guy is cursed

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:47 AM (uIQK6)

94 The Hawks need to go down the field, the Bears are just waiting for all this dink and dunk stuff.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 09:48 AM (9RFH1)

95 Gotta stop with this cutesy shit! 

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:48 AM (YX6i/)

96 flo is scary lookin, she shouldn't do close ups

Posted by: robtr shaved ice from Bears fans frozen tears $1 at January 16, 2011 09:49 AM (hVDig)

97 I'm enjoying seeing a game in real weather.  Even the brown grass looks good.  This is football. 

Posted by: Y-not hates domes at January 16, 2011 09:49 AM (pW2o8)

98 Bear down, Chicago Bears!


The second best NFL fight song. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 09:50 AM (pW2o8)

99 Can we give a little shout-out to the officiating in this game?  So glad they're not throwing flags on every play, like those asshats yesterday were doing. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 09:50 AM (zxpIo)

100 At least I know the Chiefs won;t lose today.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 09:50 AM (BP6Z1)

101 Too blonde.

Posted by: real joe at January 16, 2011 09:50 AM (w7Lv+)

102 Someone caught it!!!!

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:51 AM (YX6i/)

103 91 OT: 9-yr old shooting victims father says her organs were distributed to chirren around the country.

That guy is an admirable human being.

God bless him.

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 09:51 AM (pW2o8)

104
finally, a book thread

Posted by: Senator Soothsayer (R-AoS) at January 16, 2011 09:51 AM (k9Ti8)

105 bears need to put some pressure on hasselbeck

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:51 AM (uIQK6)

106 I'll give a shout out to the cheating fucking refs, fuck you!

Posted by: robtr shaved ice from Bears fans frozen tears $1 at January 16, 2011 09:52 AM (hVDig)

107 Nice throw, douchebags

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 09:52 AM (zxpIo)

108 Nope.  Hass does not have what he did last week. 

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:52 AM (YX6i/)

109

finally, a book thread

I thought this was the ONT?

Shit.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 09:53 AM (dWPyO)

110 I cannot watch. I cannot watch. I cannot watch.
WTF! just happened!

ulcer
I cannot watch. I cannot watch. I cannot watch.

(on a purely pretty note, I like the cheerleader's white shiny pompoms that have a hue of pink to them in certain light - and yes, i'm happily married, i just like my arts and crafts and know that material - get your minds out of the northern hemisphere boys).

i hate the steelers so now my only hope is any other team that can beat the livin' crap out of them to win. ANY other team. If my green jets don't do it, fine, but I can't stand the steelers and I dont' want them to win so someone please prove themselves on the field and then get out there and rip the steeler's kneecaps off next week.

that is all.

Posted by: kay at January 16, 2011 09:53 AM (TW1NB)

111 That was a BS holding call.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:53 AM (YX6i/)

112 Hey Delta, Jay Mohr will be subbing for Rome for MLK Day tomorrow!  I can't wait!

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 09:54 AM (BP6Z1)

113 And, I effing hate that sideline loft route.  Even with the giant Williams.  Hate. It.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:54 AM (YX6i/)

114

hell the play was over and they already called a 1st down and then he through the flag.

cheaters

Posted by: robtr shaved ice from Bears fans frozen tears $1 at January 16, 2011 09:54 AM (hVDig)

115 need a tissue guys?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:55 AM (uIQK6)

116 You were in church? I avoid that place, a very bad thing happened to me in a church. I got married in one of those.

Posted by: bowel movement at January 16, 2011 09:55 AM (Mul5k)

117

Hey Delta, Jay Mohr will be subbing for Rome for MLK Day tomorrow!  I can't wait!

Excellent.  I've been swamped at work lately but hopefully I can squeeze in some listening time.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 09:55 AM (dWPyO)

118 olsen is killing the birds today

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 09:55 AM (uIQK6)

119 I'm enjoying seeing a game in real weather.  Even the brown grass looks good.  This is football.

I'm with you, Y-Not.  This is the kind of football I grew up watching.  Domes blow. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 09:56 AM (zxpIo)

120 Talking about effing holding!!  There's been holding on every effing Bears run, today.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 09:56 AM (YX6i/)

121 Chicago rediscovers the TE - 1/16/11

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 09:56 AM (YJgUl)

122 116 And, I effing hate that sideline loft route.  Even with the giant Williams.  Hate. It.


Me too, along with the fade route in the endzone.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 09:57 AM (9RFH1)

123  Cutler needs to be hit on every play. Even in the huddle

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 09:58 AM (4X0aT)

124 Talking about effing holding!!  There's been holding on every effing Bears run, today.

Oh Jeezus Christ on a pogo stick -- the Seahawk whiners are looking for excuses already...

Posted by: Dooby Skoo at January 16, 2011 09:58 AM (q/Y+m)

125 Seattle better wake the F up it's do or die

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 09:58 AM (3OCZw)

126

Hey CDR M....

Thanks for the Michelle my Belle pic in the sidebar.  Really puts me a great mood.

Thanks. ////////

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 09:58 AM (dWPyO)

127 129 - she could bite a wall

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 09:59 AM (4X0aT)

128 Well shit, even if they hold him to three it's already a three possesion game with ten minutes left in the half, bah.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 10:00 AM (9RFH1)

129 126  Cutler needs to be hit on every play. Even in the huddle

Speaking of which, odds on when Wes Welker will be removed from the field on a stretcher? 

I can't believe he thought it was wise to taunt the Jets like that. 


Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 10:00 AM (pW2o8)

130 This is the typical fucking Seahawks play all year long.  Play fucking cutesy shit, getting 3-and-outs constantly, leaving you D on the field all game long, and then getting blown out.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:01 AM (YX6i/)

131 Bears Touchdown...

Posted by: Holger at January 16, 2011 10:01 AM (YxGud)

132 Scream real loud!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 10:01 AM (zxpIo)

133

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 10:01 AM (uIQK6)

134 Ka-BOOM! Bears TD #3.

Lights out, Seattle Hippiebirds.

Posted by: Dooby Skoo at January 16, 2011 10:01 AM (q/Y+m)

135 Isn't there another game on?

Posted by: Holger at January 16, 2011 10:02 AM (YxGud)

136 Michelles head looks like it has worn out 5 bodies.

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 10:02 AM (1F/m8)

137

These JV games can be brutal.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2011 10:02 AM (hUf/c)

138

Frank Caliendo (or however you spell his name) had a somewhat funny line today while impersonating Donald Trump.

It's The Hoodie vs. The Footie. 

Or maybe I'm getting old and find cheeseball lines like that funny now.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 10:02 AM (dWPyO)

139

need a few more tds

god knows cutler could screw this up still

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 10:03 AM (uIQK6)

140 get off my back.

Posted by: the Minneapolis Metrodome at January 16, 2011 10:03 AM (Wh0W+)

141 135 This is the typical fucking Seahawks play all year long.  Play fucking cutesy shit, getting 3-and-outs constantly, leaving you D on the field all game long, and then getting blown out.

Making excuses already, Editor?  It's okay - the pain will subside in time.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 10:03 AM (9hSKh)

142 Can anyone tell me where to go and warm up?

Posted by: Carnie Wilson at January 16, 2011 10:03 AM (yQWNf)

143 bears need to put some pressure on hasselbeck Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 01:51 PM (uIQK6) The chick from The View?

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at January 16, 2011 10:04 AM (QBQcg)

144

hopefully Pittsburgh can beat New England.

 

Go Bears!

Posted by: shoey at January 16, 2011 10:04 AM (yCH89)

145 137 Scream real loud!!!!

I did when I saw today's decadent cheerleader pic.  Does that count?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 10:04 AM (9hSKh)

146 can anyone on the seahawks catch the damn ball?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 10:04 AM (uIQK6)

147 Making excuses already, Editor?  It's okay - the pain will subside in time.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 02:03 PM (9hSKh)

How is that a fucking excuse?  It's a fucking analysis of their play.  What the fuck.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:04 AM (YX6i/)

148 Okay, that play right there just fucking shows they are going to pull their pants down and take it. 

Fucking bullshit.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:05 AM (YX6i/)

149 Ah yes, your American Football. The sport of choice for knuckle-dragging reich-wing Nazis. It's a well know fact Hitler loved football too.

Posted by: Chubbles Johnson at January 16, 2011 10:05 AM (hlG96)

150 well Seattle still has Mamas, The Bluemoon Tavern and Dungeness crabs so they got that goin for em.

Oh I think they got a baseball team too.


Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 10:05 AM (3OCZw)

151 I can't believe he thought it was wise to taunt the Jets like that.

Those fuckers have been talking trash about the Pats all week.  As usual, the Pats have stayed classy.  I'm glad Welker finally put the sting on that freaky foot fetish fucker.  His mancard is secure.  The Jets are gonna end this day crying like little girls.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 10:05 AM (zxpIo)

152 135 This is the typical fucking Seahawks play all year long.  Play fucking cutesy shit, getting 3-and-outs constantly, leaving you D on the field all game long, and then getting blown out.

Can't you cut down on the vitriolic rhetoric, you wingnut?

Posted by: "Concerned" Lefty Blogger at January 16, 2011 10:06 AM (PaSAU)

153 What the hell kind of play is that for 3rd & 1?

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:06 AM (YX6i/)

154 Seahawks playing wrong Hassellbeck.

Posted by: Tom at January 16, 2011 10:06 AM (MWXXs)

155 Oh, this is ugly.  UGLY. 


Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:08 AM (YX6i/)

156 That ball bounced off the ground.  Lovey needs to challenge it.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 10:08 AM (zxpIo)

157 Oh I think they got a baseball team too.


Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 02:05 PM

Yes, the Pilots I believe.

Posted by: Truck Monkey still has Seattle Pilots baseball cards at January 16, 2011 10:08 AM (yQWNf)

158 Yep.  I have no idea where Hass got what he did last week, but this is the Hasselbeck of all year.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:08 AM (YX6i/)

159 Those fuckers have been talking trash about the Pats all week.  As usual, the Pats have stayed classy.  I'm glad Welker finally put the sting on that freaky foot fetish fucker.

Don't get me wrong, I thought it was funny.  And, for once, I'm rooting for the Pats.  My ideal outcome would be Pack or Bears over the Pats in the SuperBowl. 

But I think Wes Welker painted a big fat target on his back with that performance.


I now denounce myself for the inflammatory rhetoric. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 10:09 AM (pW2o8)

160 0 for 5 on 3rd down conversions. Hey! I've got an idea. Convert on 1st or 2nd!

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 10:09 AM (4X0aT)

161 bare down Chicago Bears...

Posted by: shoey at January 16, 2011 10:09 AM (yCH89)

162 156 well Seattle still has Mamas, The Bluemoon Tavern and Dungeness crabs so they got that goin for em.

Oh I think they got a baseball team too.

Don't forget basketball... oh wait...

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 10:09 AM (YJgUl)

163 Geez, gettin' real tired of watchuin Seahawk receivers reach for, and miss, passes

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 10:09 AM (9RFH1)

164 161 What did Welker do

During a press conference/interview he inserted 10 foot references in about half a minute. 

Pretty funny.  But perhaps unwise. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 10:10 AM (pW2o8)

165

Posted by: Truck Monkey still has Seattle Pilots baseball cards at January 16, 2011 02:08 PM (yQWNf)

*Getting off your lawn*

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 10:10 AM (dWPyO)

166

"What did Welker do?"

He gave a normal interview, but managed to slip in a bunch of deadpan references to toes, feet, etc.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2011 10:10 AM (hUf/c)

167 Pretty sure the entire Pats offense will be watching that back, Y-not.  I'm not worried.  We're gonna grind them to dust today.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 10:10 AM (zxpIo)

168 i feel sorry for the seafag fans, hass is putting it on target, the Oline is doing great but the receivers just can't catch!

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 10:10 AM (uIQK6)

169 156 well Seattle still has Mamas, The Bluemoon Tavern and Dungeness crabs

Maryland blue crabs are a brazillion times better than Dungeness. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 10:11 AM (pW2o8)

170 157 As usual, the Pats have stayed classy.

Yeah, REAL classy.

Posted by: Dooby Skoo at January 16, 2011 10:11 AM (q/Y+m)

171

I wish I was at Foxboro today, I'm sure the signs (in the tailgating area) are brutal.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2011 10:12 AM (hUf/c)

172 174 Pretty sure the entire Pats offense will be watching that back

I have a feeling there will be some sort of big fight during that game.  I was actually surprised there wasn't more bloodshed in the Ravens v Steelers game.  It was "chippy" play (to borrow an expression from hockey). 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 10:13 AM (pW2o8)

173 BTW, the ginger behind the blonde in that picture seems to have more going on. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 10:13 AM (pW2o8)

174 Maryland blue crabs are a brazillion times better than Dungeness. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 02:11 PM

Amen sister!  I might go and buy 1/2 bushell for the Jets/Pats game!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 16, 2011 10:13 AM (yQWNf)

175 Nice going, Hawks offense.  Just keep the D on the field and tire them out.  Fucksticks.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:13 AM (YX6i/)

176

 Oh, this is ugly.  UGLY. 


Relax.  I hear the NFL is going to play 'Singles' in lieu of a second half.

Posted by: Kyra Sedgewick at January 16, 2011 10:14 AM (nXs3/)

177 I was sure there'd be a brawl during that game, too, Y-not.  But the nannies refs were instantly between any aggressive players, every single time it looked a little tense.  Guess they were expecting it, too, lol.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 10:14 AM (zxpIo)

178 Amen sister!  I might go and buy 1/2 bushell for the Jets/Pats game!

I'll be right over...


I keep begging the man to plan a trip to Maryland during crab season, but it keeps not happening.  I may have to withhold sex to get his attention. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 10:15 AM (pW2o8)

179 I didn't know that Danny Woodhead was a midget. that's awesome that they can play in the NFL

Seriously the dude is freekin good and so is his career story.  Like the movie Invincible

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 10:15 AM (3OCZw)

180 Can't even recover an effing fumble.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:17 AM (YX6i/)

181 Sorry, quick O/T question.  When cooking a roast, do you just stick the thermometer (insta read, analogue type) into the roast when you are checking the temp or can you leave it in?  The leg of lamb is 9 lbs, as it turns out, and I have no idea how long it's going to take to cook.  I definitely need to use a meat thermometer, but I hate it when the juices leak out when you poke it. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 10:18 AM (pW2o8)

182 How is that a fucking excuse?  It's a fucking analysis of their play.  What the fuck.

I'm just stirring the pot with misunderstandings, friend. 

Besides, the Seahawks are more honorable than my home team, the Iggles.  They've got that going for them.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 10:18 AM (9hSKh)

183 Ho. Ly. Shit.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:18 AM (YX6i/)

184

oh god

ball on the 1 foot line

a smell a safety!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 10:18 AM (uIQK6)

185 You put the thermometer in before putting the roast in the oven.  Do  not remove it until you remove the roast from the oven.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 10:18 AM (zxpIo)

186 You cannot go from NOT recovering a easy fumble to having the ball on the 1-foot line and thing things are going to get better.  Nope. 

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:19 AM (YX6i/)

187 188  you can either leave it in or to plug the hole use a clove of garlic

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 10:19 AM (uIQK6)

188 #185  I keep begging the man to plan a trip to Maryland during crab season, but it keeps not happening.  I may have to withhold sex to get his attention.

You should tell him that you think now's the time to have a completely celibate marriage.   It will negate the decadence of the past.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 10:20 AM (9hSKh)

189 If Seattle doesn't win, do we still get paid fro next weeks halftime show?

Posted by: Courtney Love's 'Hole' at January 16, 2011 10:20 AM (P2PC8)

190 A RUN PLAY?!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire that 34-year old play caller.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:20 AM (YX6i/)

191

176 156 well Seattle still has Mamas, The Bluemoon Tavern and Dungeness crabs

Maryland blue crabs are a brazillion times better than Dungeness.

It is quite clear that you have not had Dungeness Crab and if you have it was prepared in some lame ass fashion.

Blue pinchers are awesome and crabby fishy like in tase.
Dungeness are like lobsta with its supremely succulent fresh clean taste.

Try a live one cooked right and get back to us.

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 10:20 AM (3OCZw)

192 GOTTDAMN!!!  The sideline fade again?!

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:21 AM (YX6i/)

193 Really Seahawks? Running it up the middle when you'r eon your own 2?

Aaaaand another dropped pass.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 10:21 AM (9RFH1)

194

Fire that 34-year old play caller

He was in Denver before Seattle.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 10:21 AM (dWPyO)

195 194 188  you can either leave it in or to plug the hole use a clove of garlic

That's a good idea.  Thanks! 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 10:21 AM (pW2o8)

196 Finally, a 3rd down conversion

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 10:22 AM (9RFH1)

197 Anyone else wondering if the 'Hawks will sneak out of the stadium and dash to the airport at half-time?  snicker

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 10:22 AM (zxpIo)

198 Are the Hawks capable of completing a pass that's more than 5 yards? Doesn't seem like it.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 10:23 AM (9RFH1)

199 3rd & 3... so the Bears will the get the ball, again.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:23 AM (YX6i/)

200 It's like their receivers are allergic to footballs or something . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 10:23 AM (zxpIo)

201 HOLY SHIT!!!!  FUCKING SIDELINE AGAIN!@!!!!2ORH;POIANG; OIAHON

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:24 AM (YX6i/)

202

damn, i almost feel bad about talking shit over this game

almost

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 10:24 AM (uIQK6)

203 This punter is earning his check today!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 16, 2011 10:24 AM (yQWNf)

204 It is quite clear that you have not had Dungeness Crab and if you have it was prepared in some lame ass fashion.

Nah, I've had it at really good restaurants.  Trust me.  We do not skimp on food.  But, your comparison to lobster is probably the key.  I prefer blue crabs over lobster.  It's like the only cheaper thing I actually prefer.   

There's nothing better than sitting there with beers and a big pile of blues to pick. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 10:24 AM (pW2o8)

205

 I definitely need to use a meat thermometer, but I hate it when the juices leak out when you poke it.

You said it, sister.

Posted by: Guy in Toledo at January 16, 2011 10:25 AM (P2PC8)

206 damn, i almost feel bad about talking shit over this game

Well, you never know what can happen after half time.  Sometimes teams really adjust. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 10:25 AM (pW2o8)

207 Seattle special teams has run more plays than the Seattle offense...

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 10:25 AM (YJgUl)

208 Anyone else wondering if the 'Hawks will sneak out of the stadium and dash to the airport at half-time?  snicker

Looks like several of them already have.

Posted by: Bomber at January 16, 2011 10:26 AM (d88g9)

209

Abe Vigoda:  still alive

Seattle, not so much.

Posted by: that guy that worries that the death of Abe Vigoda presages the end times at January 16, 2011 10:26 AM (S5YRY)

210 Does your instaread thermometer have some plastic on it or is it all metal?  If all metal, Id leave it in.  If plastic I like the plug the hole with garlic idea.
 

Posted by: some wench at January 16, 2011 10:26 AM (bqjJT)

211 @208
Was Madeline a Seahawk? 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 10:27 AM (pW2o8)

212 wow Editor is losing it

Posted by: chemjeff at January 16, 2011 10:27 AM (PaSAU)

213

214  Well, you never know what can happen after half time.  Sometimes teams really adjust

ummmmm, yeah, righto on that

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 10:27 AM (uIQK6)

214 Well, you never know what can happen after half time.  Sometimes teams really adjust.

What she said.

Posted by: Steelers at January 16, 2011 10:27 AM (zxpIo)

215 Could be worse.  Could be a Saints fan.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:27 AM (YX6i/)

216 It feels like the score is more like 52 to zip

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 10:28 AM (3OCZw)

217

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

olsen was open

cutler you pud

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 10:29 AM (uIQK6)

218

wow Editor is losing it

It's the one benefit to rooting for a team like the Broncos ths year.  Don't have to worry about getting your hopes up.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 10:29 AM (dWPyO)

219 I wonder if the Jets can find their footing against the Patriots, or will it be another defeat?

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 10:29 AM (BP6Z1)

220 222 Well, you never know what can happen after half time.  Sometimes teams really adjust.

What she said.

Doesn't matter sometimes. 

Posted by: Falcons at January 16, 2011 10:29 AM (9hSKh)

221 Seriously, Saints - you lost to this shit. 

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:29 AM (YX6i/)

222 Someone needs a Cuchini.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at January 16, 2011 10:30 AM (QxGmu)

223 212 This punter is earning his check today!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 16, 2011 02:24 PM (yQWNf)

Too bad the Canadian and American dollars are at par, eh?

Posted by: John Ryan at January 16, 2011 10:30 AM (BP6Z1)

224 well Seattle still has Mamas, The Bluemoon Tavern and Dungeness crabs so they got that goin for em.

don't forget: no state/local income tax.  better than crabs, imo

Posted by: no crab in this fight at January 16, 2011 10:30 AM (jsd5E)

225

would have been nice if our recievers would have come to the game today

Posted by: robtr shaved ice from Bears fans frozen tears $1 at January 16, 2011 10:30 AM (hVDig)

226 230 Seriously, Saints - you lost to this shit

Yeah, that was an embarrassing loss.  I like the Saints (mostly because of Drew), but I wasn't even sad to see them lose that game. 


The Colts' loss hurt, but not the Saints'. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 10:30 AM (pW2o8)

227 Nice stripes, Moose

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 10:31 AM (YJgUl)

228 I really hope they don't score here, to get my hopes up.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:32 AM (YX6i/)

229 233 well Seattle still has Mamas, The Bluemoon Tavern and Dungeness crabs so they got that goin for em.

don't forget: no state/local income tax.  better than crabs, imo

Posted by: no crab in this fight at January 16, 2011 02:30 PM (jsd5E)

--That libtard loony bin has no state income tax?  Well, that explains why it gainsed a Representative.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 10:32 AM (BP6Z1)

230

Thanks for the Michelle my Belle pic in the sidebar.  Really puts me a great mood.

That gave me a great idea for an app.

No Faps!

  You can sell it to the wimmens that hate it when their men look at teh porn.  Anytime a porn site is detected, Moochelle's face pops up and starts lecturing you on the bennefits of a healthy diet!

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2011 10:32 AM (P2PC8)

231 Just overheard a Seattle player on the sideline say "I just wana go home and have a Caramel Brulee Latte"

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 10:32 AM (3OCZw)

232 stokely is the only receiver trying today

Posted by: robtr shaved ice from Bears fans frozen tears $1 at January 16, 2011 10:33 AM (hVDig)

233

236  This is only entertaining for Bear fans.

why yes, yes it is

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 10:33 AM (uIQK6)

234 It's too bad the Seahawks were taken out of the AFC West. Denver would have a chance to maybe win 2 games.

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 10:33 AM (1F/m8)

235 roflmao . . . how bad would it suck to be a 'Hawks fan today? 

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 10:34 AM (zxpIo)

236 C'mon, Seattle, score.  A field goal.  Something.  Don't get shut out in the playoffs!  This isn't looking good for Seattle.

On another note, the game last night between GB and HotLanta was pretty awesome, if you ask me.  Aaron Rodgers had a great game! 

Posted by: Theresa D at January 16, 2011 10:34 AM (2hQbY)

237 235 230 Seriously, Saints - you lost to this shit

Yeah, that was an embarrassing loss.  I like the Saints (mostly because of Drew), but I wasn't even sad to see them lose that game. 


The Colts' loss hurt, but not the Saints'. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 02:30 PM (pW2o

--The Seagulls rode a mini-wave of momentum and beat an injury-depleted Saints team at home.  Hasselbeck also clicked to his 2002 form for a game.  This is just regression to the mean, although the extra week of rest benefitted the Bears as opposed to when they lost to Seattle earlier this season.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 10:34 AM (BP6Z1)

238

Moochelle's face pops up and starts lecturing you on the bennefits of a healthy diet!

Since I sort of gave you the idea, I'd like a 10% cut.  I believe this would be a very effective....ehem, tool.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 10:34 AM (dWPyO)

239

can they score?

one or two shots at the long ball?

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 10:34 AM (uIQK6)

240 >>cutler you pud Heh. I haven't heard the word pud in years. One of my best friends in high school had a younger brother that we nicknamed pud. The name stuck and even his parents started calling him pud. Gotta be hard going through life as pud.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2011 10:35 AM (TMB3S)

241 ugggh, guess not

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 10:35 AM (uIQK6)

242 Come on, Clemons.  WTF is that gloat for?  You retard.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:35 AM (YX6i/)

243 I would not be doing a sack dance, down by 21 at the half.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 10:36 AM (S5YRY)

244 --That libtard loony bin has no state income tax?  Well, that explains why it gainsed a Representative.


Aren't Washington and Oregon pretty red except for Seattle and Portland?

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 10:36 AM (9RFH1)

245 well, got to rush and put in the crankshaft pulley

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 10:36 AM (uIQK6)

246 Halftime analysis by the FOX crew:

"Well, it looks like the Seahawks are getting their asses kicked."

Posted by: Dooby Skoo at January 16, 2011 10:36 AM (q/Y+m)

247 After seeing this sorry half for the Seagulls, this Chiefs fan does not feel so bad about last week.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 10:36 AM (BP6Z1)

248 Well... when Seattle loses, it's usually by a couple TDs minimum...

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 10:37 AM (YJgUl)

249 253 I would not be doing a sack dance, down by 21 at the half

Yeah, I hate when defensive players celebrate.  There are only two times to celebrate: if you're a big fat lineman who recovers a fumble it's permissible because, let's face it, those guys never get any credit for anything or if you've just done a pick 6.  Other than that, get up and walk back to the huddle. It's much more intimidating. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 10:38 AM (pW2o8)

250 Aren't Washington and Oregon pretty red except for Seattle and Portland?

Certainly not those granola-munching hippies in the Land of Birkenstock known as Eugene, OR -- the Berkeley of the NW.

Posted by: Dooby Skoo at January 16, 2011 10:38 AM (q/Y+m)

251 That was typical Seahawk football for this season, right there.  Do nothing of substance.  Try to do some really fucking cute plays that produce nothing, 3-and-out.  Punt.  Defense back on the field.

4:10 ToP difference. 

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:39 AM (YX6i/)

252

We'll have a better second half, Pete Carroll will have a drum circle in the locker room and fix things up.

Posted by: robtr shaved ice from Bears fans frozen tears $1 at January 16, 2011 10:39 AM (hVDig)

253 Early round choke teams are here for a reason - entertainment and ticket sales

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 10:40 AM (3OCZw)

254 The Pats game can't get here fast enough.  Yawn.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 10:42 AM (dWPyO)

255 Everything about last week's game, every play, was the exact opposite of what they're calling today.  They kicked ass last week with actual football... and this week decided they would play the exact way they did to loose 7 of their last 9 games.  I'm in the wrong business.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:44 AM (YX6i/)

256 Dori Monson and the nuns from KIRO FM all picked The Seahawks to win this game.

Posted by: bowel movement at January 16, 2011 10:44 AM (Mul5k)

257 Even Paul Moyer?  He's usually the wet towel.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:45 AM (YX6i/)

258 Oh gawd, Obama's going to be on the Superbowl too, jeebus fuckin' keerist can that piece of shit not insert himself into just one popular event? Please? Just one? damn.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 10:46 AM (9RFH1)

259 Obama. O'Reilly. Oh, gag me.

Posted by: Doc at January 16, 2011 10:46 AM (jGXQI)

260 Obama's going to be on the Superbowl too,

Even worse, Obama and O'Reilly.  Shit, I'd rather watch the fuckin' Black Eyed Peas.

Posted by: Bomber at January 16, 2011 10:47 AM (d88g9)

261

Oh gawd, Obama's going to be on the Superbowl too

The two biggest egomaniac narcissists in the country in one place!

What's not to love?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 10:47 AM (dWPyO)

262 No wonder the Seahawks are 8 and 9.

Posted by: Holger at January 16, 2011 10:47 AM (YxGud)

263 I don't think any other president has ever inserted himself into super sunday before. Another first.

Posted by: bowel movement at January 16, 2011 10:48 AM (Mul5k)

264 I'd motorboat that belly youbetcha!

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at January 16, 2011 10:48 AM (TBphy)

265
265 Everything about last week's game, every play, was the exact opposite of what they're calling today.  They kicked ass last week with actual football... and this week decided they would play the exact way they did to loose 7 of their last 9 games.  I'm in the wrong business.

yep and if they would / could catch just 1/2 of the dropped balls they would be very much in this game for sure. The snow is throwin the bird's gyroscope homing skills off a bit along with the slippery talons.

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 10:48 AM (3OCZw)

266 Even worse, Obama and O'Reilly.  Shit, I'd rather watch the fuckin' Black Eyed Peas.

Posted by: Bomber at January 16, 2011 02:47 PM

I'd rather watch Up, Up With People.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 16, 2011 10:49 AM (yQWNf)

267 268 Oh gawd, Obama's going to be on the Superbowl too, jeebus fuckin' keerist can that piece of shit not insert himself into just one popular event? Please? Just one? damn.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 02:46 PM (9RFH1)

--Oh shit.  Well, on the bright side, his approval numbers will tumble with the pissed off fans (well except for the Demotard Pats fans ).

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 10:49 AM (BP6Z1)

268

We have a 34 year old offensive coordinater that thinks he can out trick the other team instead of out play them.

I don't know why we have him but we do.

Posted by: robtr shaved ice from Bears fans frozen tears $1 at January 16, 2011 10:49 AM (hVDig)

269 I'll have a dip at halftime too. Mine won't be full of shit

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 10:52 AM (4X0aT)

270 ...thinks he can out trick the other team instead of out play them.

Posted by: robtr shaved ice from Bears fans frozen tears $1 at January 16, 2011 02:49 PM (hVDig)

That's the thing about last week.  Not a bit of that shit, at all.  So why go back to the crap that doesn't work?  Damn.  I cannot stand the running into a brick wall with the same results crowd. 

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:52 AM (YX6i/)

271 Ok, I think we should open this up to recipe talk until the Pats/Jets starts.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 10:52 AM (dWPyO)

272

Eugene, OR -- the Berkeley of the NW.

Heh.  No shit. Greatful Dead concert @ Autzen Stadium every summer for years and years. 

Posted by: Stillwater at January 16, 2011 10:53 AM (0GpN4)

273 Aren't Washington and Oregon pretty red except for Seattle and Portland?

well, for Oregon anyway, yeah, Portland is uber-liberal, Eugene is two shades away from going full-blown communist, the rest of the west side is more or less moderate R, and the east side is more like Idaho or Utah - pretty solid R.

Eugene will always be Marx-worshippers, nothing will change that

The problem is Portland, is that everyone else is intimidated by the in-your-face liberal activism there.  Seriously, in 2004, the Multnomah County Republican Party chair didn't put a Bush'04 sign in his front yard because he was afraid for his house getting vandalized.  And so there is this go-along-to-get-along attitude, which resembles Stockholm Syndrome most of the time for the regular folks - they don't want the wrath of liberal activists directed at them so they just acquiesce

Posted by: chemjeff at January 16, 2011 10:53 AM (PaSAU)

274 OH MY GAWD!

Obama.

O'Reilly.

Oh, gag me.

I KNOW! TOTALLY! LIKE WITH A GIGANTIC SPOON!

Posted by: Tiff, like totally at January 16, 2011 10:54 AM (hlG96)

275 I don't mind losing this game.  Really.  But I don't want to lose it like every other game this year.  That's the worst part.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:55 AM (YX6i/)

276 281 Ok, I think we should open this up to recipe talk until the Pats/Jets starts.

I'm up for that!

Posted by: Fine Chinese Restaurant Establishments Everywhere at January 16, 2011 10:56 AM (PaSAU)

277 So how come Obama never talks about being a great Bears fan?  I think it's cause they play in Soldier Field.

Posted by: Bomber at January 16, 2011 10:57 AM (d88g9)

278 2 run plays to start this off?!  Are you effing kidding me?!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 10:57 AM (YX6i/)

279 De-feet is not an option...

Posted by: Wes (Foot in Mouth) Welker at January 16, 2011 10:58 AM (YJgUl)

280
281 Ok, I think we should open this up to recipe talk until the Pats/Jets starts.

Hmm O Kay

Posted by: Julia Child's First Aid Box at January 16, 2011 10:58 AM (3OCZw)

281 287 So how come Obama never talks about being a great Bears fan?  I think it's cause they play in Soldier Field.

Front-runner that he is, Obama wants to wait until AFTER they win the Super Bowl so he's sure its OK to compliment a white guy like Vince Lombardi for everything he did over the years for the Chicago Bears.

Posted by: NC Ref getting back in the game at January 16, 2011 11:00 AM (/izg2)

282 It really hurts to see Mike Tice on the other sideline.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:00 AM (YX6i/)

283 287 So how come Obama never talks about being a great Bears fan?  I think it's cause they play in Soldier Field.

Posted by: Bomber at January 16, 2011 02:57 PM (d88g9)

--I think he said he used to watch their games at Kominsky Field when they played there.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 11:00 AM (BP6Z1)

284 mailing it in again now

Posted by: robtr it's hard out there for a Hawks fan at January 16, 2011 11:00 AM (hVDig)

285 Don't blame the defense for this game in the least.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:01 AM (YX6i/)

286 Aries

After three exhausting weeks, you'll be embarrassed and infuriated to learn that the Marine Corps motto is not in fact "Semper Fellatio."

Posted by: Truman North at January 16, 2011 11:02 AM (8ay4x)

287 Lamb is in the oven.  I am intimidated by the convection setting, though, so I'm doing it the old-fashioned way. 

Wish you all could come by and help us eat this.  There's gonna be a lot of leftovers!

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 11:03 AM (pW2o8)

288 I wish it would snow more, there is something that makes me happy watching people play in the snow.

Posted by: Bob with tits like God at January 16, 2011 11:03 AM (4nxhP)

289 Yes doomed to fail in an epic fashion

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 11:03 AM (3OCZw)

290 Won't be long before we have to change the name to Komrade Field...

Posted by: Illinois Taxpayer at January 16, 2011 11:03 AM (YJgUl)

291 Yeah, it's not hurting as bad as having my #1 team, the Cowboys, out of the running early.   (Shut up!!!)  Didn't expect the SeaHawks to get into the playoffs.  Sure wish they'd put up a score, tho, a field goal, SOMETHING.

Booger, used to be that Seattle and Portland and their immediate surroundings were the blue areas of their states, but now even the east side of WA is trending more purple.  The number of Ibama votes surprised me from my side of the state.  Can't remember the numbers, exactly. 

Posted by: Theresa D at January 16, 2011 11:04 AM (2hQbY)

292 Posted by: robtr it's hard out there for a Hawks fan

Piss off, piker.

Posted by: Carolina Panthers Fans at January 16, 2011 11:04 AM (q/Y+m)

293 Jennings, where the eff were you?

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:05 AM (YX6i/)

294 nah, might as well leave the defense on the field for the entire game. I am sure they could go three and out without a problem.

Posted by: robtr it's hard out there for a Hawks fan at January 16, 2011 11:05 AM (hVDig)

295 i see same old same old

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 11:05 AM (uIQK6)

296 This game would be over, if not for the injury timeouts that Seattle needs

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 11:06 AM (YJgUl)

297 Look, when Babineaux dropped that pass from Culter right to him that was game, right there. 

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:06 AM (YX6i/)

298 Skirt AND shorts?  What the hell, unstandardized cheerleading?!

I wonder what kind of cat fight might have erupted from having Saints and Seahawks cheerleaders in the same room.

Was it Cheer-Camp? Were there pillow fights?

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 11:07 AM (piMMO)

299 Was it Cheer-Camp? Were there pillow fights?

Bunk!

Posted by: Dooby Skoo at January 16, 2011 11:09 AM (q/Y+m)

300

Fine Chinese Restaurant Establishments Everywhere at January 16, 2011 02:56 PM

Reminds me of this one at Something Awful (scroll to bottom of page):

http://tinyurl.com/4a7smxp

 

Posted by: Stillwater at January 16, 2011 11:09 AM (0GpN4)

301 well fuck this, I am going to go wash my car

Posted by: robtr it's hard out there for a Hawks fan at January 16, 2011 11:09 AM (hVDig)

302

309  i think it was over when you lost your tight end on the first set of downs

he's the only one who can catch it seems

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 11:09 AM (uIQK6)

303 Sorry to see Trufant down. 

I wish they'd pad the outside of the helmets.  I gotta believe if they did, the guys' incentive to use it as a weapon or lead with it would go way down.  Maybe there'd be less of these injuries. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 11:10 AM (pW2o8)

304 ncj, see my comment @ #13.  I'm aware.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:10 AM (YX6i/)

305 Heh, Something Awful.  Did you know that Curtis© Got Slapped?

Posted by: Bomber at January 16, 2011 11:11 AM (d88g9)

306 You want to stop head injuries? Ban helmets.

Posted by: Tom at January 16, 2011 11:14 AM (MWXXs)

307 TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 11:15 AM (uIQK6)

308 Game.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:15 AM (YX6i/)

309 Bears TD #4. Thank you, Jay.

Posted by: Dooby Skoo at January 16, 2011 11:15 AM (q/Y+m)

310 Cutler!!  He's the new Brett Favre!!!!

Posted by: Bomber at January 16, 2011 11:15 AM (d88g9)

311 wow... way to call it in, seattle defense

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 11:15 AM (YJgUl)

312 Seattle fans are emotionally equipped with what is required to deal with such a loss. It's in their DNA kinda like a Detroit Lyons fan.

The Mariners oh so close.
The Sonics oh wait bummer

The future for professional sports in Seattle rests solely on the Seattle Mist  

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 11:16 AM (3OCZw)

313 284 roster changes for the year.  First roster change tomorrow should be canning Jeremy Bates.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:16 AM (YX6i/)

314

this is bullshit!!

its so pathetic i can't even talk shit

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 16, 2011 11:16 AM (uIQK6)

315 Hey, Editor, can I pass you a cryin' towel?  You should've stocked up . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 11:17 AM (zxpIo)

316 its so pathetic i can't even talk shit

try harder

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 11:17 AM (zxpIo)

317

looking at the cheeseheads.....bring it

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:18 AM (uIQK6)

318 325 284 roster changes for the year.  First roster change tomorrow should be canning Jasoneremy Batemans.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 03:16 PM (YX6i/)


FIFY

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 11:18 AM (YJgUl)

319 318 You want to stop head injuries? Ban helmets

Well, there are so many legs and bodies flying around and the piles are so chaotic, I don't think that'd work. 

I'm amazed they don't all use face shields, too.  The guys getting poked in the eyes is pretty bad. 

But mostly I just think it's a physical game, which is great, but that the guys use their helmets as weapons.  If they were soft, Nerf material on the outside, I bet they'd stop doing that. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 11:18 AM (pW2o8)

320

yeah, that'll change the game

yaaaaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnn

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:19 AM (uIQK6)

321 WTF???  The FCC is mandating fee's on companies to pay for internet/phone services in poor neighborhoods?

You're already paying for all those cell phones the bums are toting.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 11:19 AM (S5YRY)

322 Speaking of, just for sh*ts and grins, look online for pictures of football helmets from the 1930s on up.  Quite interesting.

Can it be that they're 'bout to score?!?

Well, SeaHawks, for my money you done good when you eliminated any more talk of  Katrina during football games.  


Posted by: Theresa D at January 16, 2011 11:19 AM (2hQbY)

323 Speaking for the entire City of Los Angeles, I just want to give a shout out to Pete Carroll:  bite us, douchebag!

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 11:19 AM (zxpIo)

324 do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Or Packers fans. I've seen nothing today that shows me the Bears can handle the Packers

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 11:20 AM (4X0aT)

325 Horrible pass.  I can't believe that actually got them to throw the flag.

Dammit, Hass.  You had him wide open, but you suck.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:21 AM (YX6i/)

326 How many times do we have to see that fucking play?

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:22 AM (YX6i/)

327

why are the runners trying to get cute with the cutbacks

they don't realize they will get pounded?

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:22 AM (uIQK6)

328 337 do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Or Packers fans. I've seen nothing today that shows me the Bears can handle the Packers

Yeah, it should be a great game.

I think the Pack can win.  There's not going to be as much home field advantage with the fan bases so close and overlapping. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 11:22 AM (pW2o8)

329 So, now the refs are tryin' to help the 'Hawks get some pity-points.  tee hee

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 11:22 AM (zxpIo)

330 But mostly I just think it's a physical game, which is great, but that the guys use their helmets as weapons.

Strongly disagree.  Players are coached to NOT lead with the helmet, because it can lead to serious injuries, not only to the player taking the hit, but this practice is most especially dangerous to the health of the player delivering the hit.  As we just saw.

Posted by: NC Ref getting back in the game at January 16, 2011 11:22 AM (/izg2)

331 It's a good thing they have 87 guys on the roster with all this injuries. Wait....what?

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 11:23 AM (4X0aT)

332 Seahawks are going to need a C-130 medical plane to get home.

Posted by: Tom at January 16, 2011 11:23 AM (MWXXs)

333 ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?!  Again?!

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:23 AM (YX6i/)

334

wheeeeeeeeeeeee

three points coming

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:24 AM (uIQK6)

335 Pete Carroll has that Wade Phillips "who am i and why am i here" confused look on his face.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 11:25 AM (9RFH1)

336 Well shit, so much for the shutout

Posted by: Bomber at January 16, 2011 11:25 AM (d88g9)

337 Goose egg broken, well done Seattle

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 11:25 AM (YJgUl)

338  why kick a FG down 28-0? Pussies

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 11:25 AM (4X0aT)

339 Fuck this shit.  Yeah, an FG is going to get it done.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:25 AM (YX6i/)

340

ummmm, when down by four touchdowns

YOU GO FOR IT!

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:25 AM (uIQK6)

341 What's up with everyone ignoring balls on the ground this weekend?

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 11:25 AM (S5YRY)

342 344 But mostly I just think it's a physical game, which is great, but that the guys use their helmets as weapons.

Strongly disagree.  Players are coached to NOT lead with the helmet

--

I dunno.  I see a lot of spears that look completely avoidable.  Whatever the coaches are saying, I think some players disregard that. 

Then there are others that don't look avoidable.  Soft helmets might help with both. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 11:25 AM (pW2o8)

343 Nine more FG's and Seattle is winning.

Posted by: Tom at January 16, 2011 11:26 AM (MWXXs)

344 CDR - lol yeah something finally works out for the good.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2011 11:26 AM (/izg2)

345

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock... Do you hear that Rex Ryan?

Your time is nigh.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2011 11:26 AM (hUf/c)

346 Cheer up Hawks fans! It's not over yet.

They can still catch up!

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 11:26 AM (piMMO)

347 I thought Carroll would be a better coach when he had team where all the players were getting paid instead of just a couple.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2011 11:26 AM (TMB3S)

348 Wow, a field goal.  Way to go, Seattle!  snicker

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 11:27 AM (zxpIo)

349 Course, my Chargers are playing so well this weekend...so..YMMV

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 11:27 AM (4X0aT)

350 Seriously, did Jeremy Bates call for the FG?  Did he?  I want to know, dammit!

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:27 AM (YX6i/)

351 What's up with everyone ignoring balls on the ground this weekend?

And what's up with, oh, my bad, couldn't find my whistle?

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 11:28 AM (zxpIo)

352 Wait to play the numbers, Pete.  Don't listen to those Seattle "fans".  You just changed the game from a 4 possession game to a.... 4 possession game.  what the...

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 11:28 AM (YJgUl)

353 I'd have gone for the on-side kick. 

Posted by: Theresa D at January 16, 2011 11:28 AM (2hQbY)

354 WTF???  The FCC is mandating fee's on companies to pay for internet/phone services in poor neighborhoods?

I just checked my bill and I don't see it there.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 11:29 AM (piMMO)

355 Strongly disagree.  Players are coached to NOT lead with the helmet, because it can lead to serious injuries, not only to the player taking the hit, but this practice is most especially dangerous to the health of the player delivering the hit.  As we just saw.

Posted by: NC Ref getting back in the game at January 16, 2011 03:22 PM

This is true.  We teach the kids starting in the Pit Bull League that tackling when dropping the head (spearing) is the surest way to hurt themselves, and also the surest way to guarantee themselves a spot on my bench.  Heads up tackling techniques are hammered into these boys from the time they start until we send them off to high school.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 16, 2011 11:29 AM (yQWNf)

356 I'd have gone for the on-side kick. 

Posted by: Theresa D at January 16, 2011 03:28 PM (2hQbY)

As would anyone else who had seen the scoreboard.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:29 AM (YX6i/)

357 Then there are others that don't look avoidable.  Soft helmets might help with both.

Sure.  Players don't always listen to coaches' advice, and occasionally they really do try to hurt somebody deliberately.  But there IS a soft attachment that can be stuck outside the helmet like you're suggesting, mostly used only after a player has gotten a concussion.  Good logic, right there.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2011 11:29 AM (/izg2)

358 Fuck the Black Eyed Peas already!  Who gives a fuck about the halftime shit?

Posted by: Bomber at January 16, 2011 11:30 AM (d88g9)

359 I'd have gone for the on-side kick. 

Posted by: Theresa D at January 16, 2011 03:28 PM (2hQbY)

You're probably a better football player than anyone on the Seattle roster.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 11:30 AM (zxpIo)

360 What's up with everyone ignoring balls on the ground this weekend?

I still can't believe the Steelers' guy, Foster, just standing there and looking at the fucking ball and then turning around and walking away.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 11:31 AM (piMMO)

361

the seattle coaching staff treats the score like obama's financial staff treats the deficeit

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:32 AM (uIQK6)

362

this is sad

so so sad

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:34 AM (uIQK6)

363 That was so cute!!  You go, Jay!

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 11:34 AM (zxpIo)

364 Cutler just ran till he got tired and laid down.  Awesome.

Posted by: Bomber at January 16, 2011 11:35 AM (d88g9)

365 Cutler has more rushing yards than the entire Seattle offense.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2011 11:35 AM (TMB3S)

366 what the fuck was that?

Posted by: Bomber at January 16, 2011 11:35 AM (d88g9)

367

oh great

the bears are getting cute

fucking idiots

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:35 AM (uIQK6)

368 @380, or not.

Posted by: Tom at January 16, 2011 11:35 AM (MWXXs)

369 Oh snap! Do a quick kick for 3 more points!

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 11:35 AM (4X0aT)

370 Okay, so Martz looks like Jeremy Bates with that play call.  How is it that you're not just running the ball, now?

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:36 AM (YX6i/)

371 dammit Forte - don't be taking away Cutler's INTs

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 11:36 AM (YJgUl)

372 So, what will the locker room speech be about?

How they gave it their best?

How proud they should be?


Wait! What the hell did he just do?

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 11:36 AM (piMMO)

373 I just checked my bill and I don't see it there.

It's there somewhere.  On my Mediacom cable bill it's listed as Federal Universal Service Fund :  0.84

On my cell bill it's Federal Universal Service Charge :  $1.85.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 11:36 AM (S5YRY)

374 Now, watch Seattle snatch defeat from the jaws of opportunity.  Again.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 11:36 AM (zxpIo)

375 Seattle should try running the slant.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2011 11:37 AM (P2PC8)

376 no FG?

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:38 AM (uIQK6)

377 At least they understand they have to go for it and not kick a punt.  SO WHY THE EFF NOT RUN IT UP FOR THE FIRST DOWN ON 3RD?!

Bates is the worst play caller since Dennis Erickson.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:38 AM (YX6i/)

378 From my perspective, teams ought to deep-6 the trick plays like the wildcat.    It had it's time, but it's o-ver.

OK, 6 to 28 or or 10 to 28?  
  

Posted by: Theresa D at January 16, 2011 11:39 AM (2hQbY)

379 Hell, that looked like an actual pass he got off there!

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 11:39 AM (piMMO)

380 I think Stokely's the only one to actually catch the ball, today.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:40 AM (YX6i/)

381 tillman's been a monster today

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:41 AM (uIQK6)

382 JEEBUS!!!

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:41 AM (YX6i/)

383 Looks like that FG is going to be HUGE!!!

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:42 AM (YX6i/)

384 you know, for some silly reason, i can see the bears getting cute and screwing this up

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:43 AM (uIQK6)

385 a big strong guy like Williams should NEVER be manhandled by a smaller DB. Act like A MAN!

/Don Corleone

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 11:43 AM (4X0aT)

386

I was at a lot of those Autzen Stadium shows.

Good Herb.

 

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2011 11:43 AM (P2PC8)

387 Can't do the OS kick, now.  You've just given yourself just that little bit of hope, so have to pin them deep... or try. 

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:43 AM (YX6i/)

388 404 you know, for some silly reason, i can see the bears getting cute and screwing this up

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 03:43 PM (uIQK6)

Just wait...  We'll call 3 straight pass plays, and take 15 seconds off the clock.  Then the game gets interesting...

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 11:45 AM (YJgUl)

389

Hey Seattle, an onside kick is called for here.

That's just what they want you to think. 

Run the Shotgun formation.  They'll never expect it!

Posted by: Courtney Love at January 16, 2011 11:45 AM (P2PC8)

390 That was a good call.  I like it.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:45 AM (YX6i/)

391 damn, knox should have let hestor scoop that up

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:45 AM (uIQK6)

392 Prevent offense!

Posted by: Tom at January 16, 2011 11:45 AM (MWXXs)

393 He was trying to kick it to Forte

Posted by: Billinois at January 16, 2011 11:46 AM (Iw5Dd)

394 I'm nervous.  Hold me.

bwahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Lovie Smith at January 16, 2011 11:46 AM (zxpIo)

395

ummmm, no more forte passes

okay?

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:46 AM (uIQK6)

396 ummmm, no more forte passes

But that's my...forte!


Posted by: M. Forte at January 16, 2011 11:47 AM (PaSAU)

397 move the chains, please

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 11:48 AM (YJgUl)

398 Forte making up for his attempted pass

Posted by: Bomber at January 16, 2011 11:48 AM (d88g9)

399 stop passing the fucking ball and burn the clock!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:49 AM (uIQK6)

400 The passes are working, but I'm kinda surprised you're not just running it. 

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:49 AM (YX6i/)

401 thank you

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:50 AM (uIQK6)

402 Is Mike Tice calling this game?

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:50 AM (YX6i/)

403 keep with the inc passes, genius. Clock mgmt: it's what's for tomorrow's breakfast

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 11:51 AM (4X0aT)

404 OT but I have a bleg.  Does anyone have any experience with using a web enabled phone as a WiFi hotspot?  I understand that there is software to do this.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 11:52 AM (S5YRY)

405 Rutabagas are now roasting with the lambidoodles. 

Posted by: Y-not is old school at January 16, 2011 11:52 AM (pW2o8)

406 Okay, Seahawks, 2-run plays and then quick throw to the sideline behind the line of scrimmage.  That's how we do it.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 11:53 AM (YX6i/)

407 424 OT but I have a bleg.  Does anyone have any experience with using a web enabled phone as a WiFi hotspot?  I understand that there is software to do this.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 03:52 PM (S5YRY)

--My wife's Droid does it, but there was an app pre-installed for it.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 11:54 AM (BP6Z1)

408 I love the expression on that whale's face when he went flying out of the truck bed.

Posted by: Bob with tits like God at January 16, 2011 11:55 AM (4nxhP)

409 424 OT but I have a bleg.  Does anyone have any experience with using a web enabled phone as a WiFi hotspot?  I understand that there is software to do this.

Will you PLEASE knock it off with the hateful vitriolic rhetoric?  You're ruining the country!!!!!

Posted by: "Concerned" Lefty Blogger at January 16, 2011 11:55 AM (PaSAU)

410 My wife's Droid does it

Is she getting decent bandwidth?  I'm asking because my college boy wants to upgrade to a smart-phone with unlimited web and I want him to drop internet service to help pay for it.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 11:57 AM (S5YRY)

411 Will you PLEASE knock it off with the hateful vitriolic rhetoric?  You're ruining the country!!

Don't worry.  I'm pretty sure he's using welfare to pay for his smartphone service, so it's all good. 

Posted by: Y-not channels another lefty at January 16, 2011 11:57 AM (pW2o8)

412 Punt - good strategy when you are down 18 with 6 minutes left.

Posted by: Billinois at January 16, 2011 11:57 AM (Iw5Dd)

413 431  hey, smartphones are a human right!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:58 AM (uIQK6)

414 I'm asking because my college boy wants to upgrade to a smart-phone with unlimited web and I want him to drop internet service to help pay for it.

Most campuses I've been on are fully wired for wireless internet.  I bet he can pick up wireless somewhere. 

Posted by: Y-not channels another lefty at January 16, 2011 11:58 AM (pW2o8)

415 Uhoh, is the fat lady Cinderella team about to sing a swan song?

Posted by: chemjeff, master of mixed metaphors at January 16, 2011 11:59 AM (PaSAU)

416 hey seattle, if you need a play caller for next season, my 9yo girl is ready

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 11:59 AM (uIQK6)

417 Did you son vote for Obama?  That would factor into my decision... (but I'm a biatch). 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 11:59 AM (pW2o8)

418 424 OT but I have a bleg.  Does anyone have any experience with using a web enabled phone as a WiFi hotspot?  I understand that there is software to do this.


Someone here linked to a sitea while back that has open source/free software  for that but damn if i can remember it.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 11:59 AM (9RFH1)

419 430 My wife's Droid does it

Is she getting decent bandwidth?  I'm asking because my college boy wants to upgrade to a smart-phone with unlimited web and I want him to drop internet service to help pay for it.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 03:57 PM (S5YRY)

--It's good at home, but there are some places nearby (like the BWW in Mesquite) where the service does not work well.  Still, it was good enough at home for her to cancel her previous ISP.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 11:59 AM (BP6Z1)

420
That was a big sack, Marv.

Yes, yes it was. A big sack.

I like big sacks, Marv.

Who doesn't,  Greg?

Posted by: Senator Soothsayer (R-AoS) at January 16, 2011 12:00 PM (v77ig)

421 hey seattle, if you need a play caller for next season, my 9yo girl is ready

I think Editor's new baby will be more than adequate.  She (he?  do we know the sex yet?) can fling poo at the playbook to make the calls. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 12:00 PM (pW2o8)

422 I bet he can pick up wireless somewhere. 

He's off campus.  He did make a colander antenna and was able to purloin service from some distance router but A) its illegal and B) its illegal as far as the FCC is concerned.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 12:01 PM (S5YRY)

423 yeah I'm with Y-not - just about every college campus is wired up for free internet access - of course, what they don't let you do though is BitTorrent and download illegal movies & the like

Posted by: chemjeff at January 16, 2011 12:01 PM (PaSAU)

424 That was a big sack, Marv.

Yes, yes it was. A big sack.

I like big sacks, Marv.

Who doesn't,  Greg?

Posted by: Senator Soothsayer (R-AoS) at January 16, 2011 04:00 PM (v77ig)

--Isn't this the junior Albert?

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 12:01 PM (BP6Z1)

425 toodles

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 12:01 PM (uIQK6)

426 that was pretty

Posted by: Bomber at January 16, 2011 12:01 PM (d88g9)

427 great DB coverage. You know? They call you a "Safety" for a reason?

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 12:01 PM (4X0aT)

428 Turn out the lights.

Posted by: Bob with tits like God at January 16, 2011 12:02 PM (4nxhP)

429 Another TD!

Wow, this was a blowout. 

Bears better watch out and not be expecting the same next week. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 12:02 PM (pW2o8)

430 I hate that fuckin' zombie song

Posted by: Bomber at January 16, 2011 12:03 PM (d88g9)

431

this is like watching porn

just a total fucking for an hour

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 12:03 PM (uIQK6)

432 That FG is looking genius, right now.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 12:04 PM (YX6i/)

433

Too bad.

Who does Seattle play next weekend, editor?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2011 12:04 PM (P2PC8)

434 Still, it was good enough at home for her to cancel her previous ISP.

Is it as good as cheap aDSL?

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 12:04 PM (S5YRY)

435 Who does Seattle play next weekend, editor?

Pebble Beach?

Posted by: Tom at January 16, 2011 12:05 PM (MWXXs)

436 A run?  You're kidding, right?  Oh, and another injury.  Wonderful.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 12:05 PM (YX6i/)

437

a total fucking for an hour

Not at all.

In porn they work up to the corn-holing...

not in Seattle,they don't, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2011 12:05 PM (P2PC8)

438 I've been a life-long Bears fan, ever since the days of Curly Halas.  Remember in the Super Bowl when The Fridge came in at quarterback?

I'm betting on them to win it all this year!

Posted by: President Me at January 16, 2011 12:06 PM (BP6Z1)

439 That FG is looking genius, right now.

Ouch!  Beer doesn't feel so good in the nasal passages . . .  You are bringin' teh funny today, Editor.  Now get off my lawn!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan who has a sentimental love for Da Bears at January 16, 2011 12:06 PM (zxpIo)

440 Is the Pats game on yet?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 12:06 PM (dWPyO)

441 I'm surprised you didn't call him The Bridge.  That's considered a win, for you.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 12:07 PM (YX6i/)

442 450 I hate that fuckin' zombie song

Posted by: Bomber at January 16, 2011 04:03 PM (d88g9)

--Yeah, I'm finding it tiresome too.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 12:07 PM (BP6Z1)

443 What's the spread on this game?

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 12:07 PM (S5YRY)

444  The Fridge came in at quarterback?

No no.  The microwave (not to be confused with Vinnie Johnson) came in and played TE.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 12:08 PM (dWPyO)

445 Is the Pats game on yet?

I think kickoff is 1:30.  Don't want to chance flipping to CBS a moment before I have to.  I hope their announcers have been pre-tazed.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan who has a sentimental love for Da Bears at January 16, 2011 12:08 PM (zxpIo)

446
Bless all the blades of grass, those that are organic, and those that are synthetic polyethylene fibers.

Posted by: Chief Double-ended Dildo at January 16, 2011 12:08 PM (k9Ti8)

447
Bless my bet against the spread in the Jets/Patriots game today.

Posted by: Chief Double-ended Dildo at January 16, 2011 12:09 PM (v77ig)

448 454 Still, it was good enough at home for her to cancel her previous ISP.

Is it as good as cheap aDSL?

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 04:04 PM (S5YRY)

--Better.  It only costs a little more than her previous cell package, and the GPS (with voice directions!) saves us a lot of printing and saves some navigation for my very farsighted eyes.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 12:09 PM (BP6Z1)

449

I think kickoff is 1:30

Yeah I know.  Well, 430 here, just impatient for the ass whooping to end.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 12:10 PM (dWPyO)

450

What's the spread on this game?

Seattle spread'm in the first.  Been taking it like a Representative from Mass. 4th District.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2011 12:10 PM (P2PC8)

451  LOL Karma TD

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 12:10 PM (4X0aT)

452

oh god

tillman has to be sick

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 12:10 PM (uIQK6)

453 This just in - 53 Seahawks have been found dead on Soldier field.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 12:10 PM (0iM3Z)

454
Bless all the shoes worn by the players today, especially Tom Brady's. And may he throw 4 TD's because I have a lotta wampum riding on this game.

Posted by: Chief Double-ended Dildo at January 16, 2011 12:11 PM (k9Ti8)

455 Prevent defense... sigh

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 12:11 PM (YJgUl)

456 We got a game!

Posted by: booger doesm't believe his own bullshit at January 16, 2011 12:11 PM (9RFH1)

457 Tillman shoulda had that.  Damn, it's a game now!  snicker

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan who has a sentimental love for Da Bears at January 16, 2011 12:11 PM (zxpIo)

458 Kick it to Hester!!!!

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 12:11 PM (YX6i/)

459  2:16 left and they go for the OS kick...genius

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 12:12 PM (4X0aT)

460 Are you effing kidding me?  We had 3 effers right there and couldn't get it.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 12:12 PM (YX6i/)

461 that was wayyyyyyyy too close

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 12:12 PM (uIQK6)

462 I've switched to the pre-game on CBS.  More drama.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 12:14 PM (BP6Z1)

463

And may he throw 4 TD's because I have a lotta wampum riding on this game.

Correct phrasing is 'Heap Big Pile'. 
There is no Yaqui word for 'Lotta'.

Posted by: garrett az. Widcat and Ashamed at January 16, 2011 12:14 PM (P2PC8)

464
Who knew Jay Cutlet would be John Elway today?

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 12:15 PM (k9Ti8)

465 Game ball goes to Jeremy Bates and the Seattle receiving core, except for that asshole Stokley who made everyone else look horrible.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 12:15 PM (YX6i/)

466 How many Seahawks does it take to pick up a football? 



P.S.  reload's getting hinky for me, anyone else?

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 12:15 PM (zxpIo)

467 So, editor has to name his kid 'NavyCop Joe', now?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2011 12:16 PM (P2PC8)

468
maybe Chief Fuckface Casino Teepee can bless the server?

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 12:17 PM (k9Ti8)

469 keep celebrating seattle d...

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 12:17 PM (YJgUl)

470 Too bad the Seahawks didn't show up for the game. Good luck to Green Bay next week. The only chance the Jets have will be to not take baby steps, or dip their toes at first, but instead jump in with both feet, putting their best foot forward and have their foot soldiers step up, thereby enabling their best runners to stay on their toes and to move with great feet in every play. Otherwise, I predict they will not post double digits.

Posted by: NYFeet at January 16, 2011 12:18 PM (vXagV)

471 12 minutes to Da Game.  Be still, my heart . . .  be strong, my liver.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 12:18 PM (zxpIo)

472 ...so I guess that was the spankin' the Seahawks were supposed to get last week.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 16, 2011 12:18 PM (Rwudm)

473

are you kidding?

jesus

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 12:19 PM (uIQK6)

474 Um, quick TD.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 12:20 PM (YX6i/)

475 the bears are doing their best to lose this this

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 12:20 PM (uIQK6)

476 wtf.  this is why i hate the bears coaching staff...

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 12:20 PM (YJgUl)

477  NOW we gotta game. Only ..uh 2 TDs remaining! Baybee.....

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 12:20 PM (4X0aT)

478 Don't worry ncj.  Da Bears are still going to the Superbowl...they've already bought their tickets. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 12:20 PM (0iM3Z)

479 that fg is going to be HUGE

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 12:21 PM (uIQK6)

480 My second date with Michelle was a Bears game.

After my law school class, I took her to the game and we enjoyed cheese steaks and watching the great Ryne Sandberg lead the Bears to a solid victory over the Texans.

I got to third down that night.

Posted by: King Barry XV at January 16, 2011 12:21 PM (BP6Z1)

481  #485 - that's Corps...as in Corpseman

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 12:21 PM (4X0aT)

482 game is all on a osk

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 12:22 PM (uIQK6)

483

The  Seahawks should try rubbing some Cocoa Butter on their taint...

it will help with the stretch marks. 

 Or hit it with some tough actin' Tinnactin - Bam!

Posted by: John Madden at January 16, 2011 12:22 PM (P2PC8)

484 That's game.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 12:22 PM (YX6i/)

485 game over - finally...

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 12:22 PM (YJgUl)

486 Johnny on the spot!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2011 12:22 PM (XBM1t)

487

Posted by: King Barry XV at January 16, 2011 04:21 PM (BP6Z1)

Nice!

(Don't want to know what "3rd down" is like though)

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 12:23 PM (dWPyO)

488

hey editor

here's a cup

can you fill it with your sweet sweet tears pls?

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 12:23 PM (uIQK6)

489 Jeremy Bates can bite me.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 12:23 PM (YX6i/)

490

Green Bay at Chicago?  Woot!

Better add capacity to the in-stadium jail.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2011 12:24 PM (XBM1t)

491 I'm not crying.  I'm about to choke a bitch named Jeremy Bates. 

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 12:24 PM (YX6i/)

492

(Don't want to know what "3rd down" is like though)


It's probably a pretty hairy situation.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2011 12:24 PM (/izg2)

493 Oh, and goodbye Hasselbeck.  GOOD. BYE.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 12:25 PM (YX6i/)

494 OK!  Here's to a good Pats/Jets game.  Hoping Brady eats it today.  Thinking I'm going to be disappointed.

Next Sunday's GB/Chicago game ought to be a great one.  

Posted by: Theresa D at January 16, 2011 12:25 PM (2hQbY)

495

dear cheesehead mofo's,

BRING THAT SHIT!!

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 12:25 PM (uIQK6)

496

oops, almost forgot

BEARS WIN!!!!!   BEARS WIN!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe looking at packer fans with hatred at January 16, 2011 12:26 PM (uIQK6)

497 Packers-Bears should be good.  I wonder what the opening line is, given that the Pack destroyed the Falcons in the Georgia Dome where they were almost untouchable?

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 12:26 PM (BP6Z1)

498 You named me Jeremy Bates?

Posted by: Editor's penis at January 16, 2011 12:26 PM (/izg2)

499
we need a new thread

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 12:27 PM (v77ig)

500 anyone got a stream linky for the Brady Bowl?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2011 12:27 PM (P2PC8)

501 519
we need a new thread

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 04:27 PM (v77ig)

--This is the Sunday Playoff Thread, not the Seagulls-Bears Thread.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 12:27 PM (BP6Z1)

502 See you kids at halftime. Go Pats!

Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2011 12:27 PM (4Kl5M)

503 we need a new thread

We do.  Can't afford reload issues on this game.  Plus, a Pats cheerleader would be a fine thing to see.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 12:28 PM (zxpIo)

504 anyone got a stream linky for the Brady Bowl?

Dude, just google p2p and follow your nose.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 12:29 PM (zxpIo)

505
yeah, we need a new playoffs thread

this one is old and smells like cheetos and moldy basement

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 12:29 PM (v77ig)

506 Go, Brady!!!!  Go, Pats!!!!  eleventy!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 12:29 PM (zxpIo)

507
http://www.firstrow.net/sports/american-football.html

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 12:30 PM (k9Ti8)

508 if any bears season ticket holders sell their tickets to pack fans, they should immediately lose their season tickets for infinity.  there better not be a speck of green or gold in that stadium next week.

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 12:30 PM (YJgUl)

509 We do.  Can't afford reload issues on this game.  Plus, a Pats cheerleader would be a fine thing to see.

Speak for thyself!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 12:30 PM (0iM3Z)

510 @528
I think there will be a lot of Packers fans there.  Transplants from WI, for one thing. 

There were a ton of Packers fans at the Falcons game yesterday. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 12:31 PM (pW2o8)

511 Who does Seattle play next weekend, editor?

That's just brutal.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 12:32 PM (piMMO)

512

They just showed the cheerleaders in heavy coats on the sideline.

Kratos cheers!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 12:32 PM (dWPyO)

513 The game with the Bears and the Packers should be a classic.  Back in the day I used to watch The Big Hurt go against Brett Favre and the Hogs.  Buddy Ryan was a brilliant linebacker working with Singletary.

Posted by: President Ø Factor at January 16, 2011 12:33 PM (BP6Z1)

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 12:33 PM (pW2o8)

515

this one is old and smells like cheetos and moldy basement

Eau de prog?  One instance where toilet water fits.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2011 12:34 PM (XBM1t)

516 530 @528
I think there will be a lot of Packers fans there.  Transplants from WI, for one thing. 

There were a ton of Packers fans at the Falcons game yesterday. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 04:31 PM (pW2o

--Fans of the Packers, Steelers and Cowboys are like lice.  They infest every stadiums and it's almost impossible to eradicate them.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 12:35 PM (BP6Z1)

517 Yeah, and toward the end of the game the GB fans were the only ones left.  I guess on some level I can understand it, it's no fun seeing your team lose, and so badly, but for me, if I'm paying the big bux to be there to see a game, I'm gonna stay until the end, dammit!  

Posted by: Theresa D at January 16, 2011 12:35 PM (2hQbY)

518
Sanchez is gonna Sanchice.

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 12:35 PM (k9Ti8)

519 Seahawks' opponents had the ball for just under 2-hours more for the entire season.  That's 2-full games. 

Jeremy Bates - you're FIRED!!

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 12:35 PM (YX6i/)

520 BTW, I love that Terry Bradshaw said he had no respect for Ryan as a coach and wouldn't want to play for him.

Of course, I loathe Belichik, but I'm still rooting for the Patriots. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 12:36 PM (pW2o8)

521 534 Cheerleaders.

Good grief, the Jets' cheerleader doesn't even have cleavage, not even a hint.  There's gotta be an NFL regulation about that.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 12:36 PM (zxpIo)

522 534 Cheerleaders

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 04:33 PM (pW2o

 

Bless you, bless you.

BTW, the Falcons cheerleader looks right manly, no?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2011 12:36 PM (XBM1t)

523 532

They just showed the cheerleaders in heavy coats on the sideline.

Kratos cheers!

Yay!  If cheerleaders need to be seen, let them be covered up!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 12:37 PM (0iM3Z)

524 Welker benched for the start of the game....for trash talkin'.

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 12:37 PM (VuLos)

525 They're benching Welker for the start.  Fuckin' Belichick, man.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 12:37 PM (zxpIo)

526 --Fans of the Packers, Steelers and Cowboys are like lice

Who wants to live in Green Bay, Pittsburgh, or Dallas?  

OK, I almost moved to Dallas, but still. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 12:37 PM (pW2o8)

527 Wow, Welker is actually getting punished for his wisecracks.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 12:37 PM (BP6Z1)

528

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 04:35 PM (BP6Z1)

The Steeler lice down here are insufferable.  Take over the whole damn sports bar.  In Denver it was the Cowgirl douches in the bars.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 12:37 PM (dWPyO)

529 Wow, Welker benched for the start of the game. 

Posted by: Theresa D at January 16, 2011 12:37 PM (2hQbY)

530 Er, I am sure someone pointed out earlier that the Saints aren't playing.  They are home fucking these fine ladies, God willing.

Posted by: Kemp at January 16, 2011 12:38 PM (JpFM9)

531 Wow.  Benching Welker is an interesting move.

I bet Kraft insisted on it.  Just a hunch. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 12:38 PM (pW2o8)

532 Tell Sanchito that if he knows what is good for him, he best go run and hide . . . believe me when I say that I got somethin' for his punkass.

Posted by: Tom Terrific, with a nod to Sublime at January 16, 2011 12:39 PM (zxpIo)

533 Posted by: Tom Terrific, with a nod to Sublime

I love that song.

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 12:40 PM (pW2o8)

534 #541  Good grief, the Jets' cheerleader doesn't even have cleavage, not even a hint.  There's gotta be an NFL regulation about that.

Why?  Those protuberances of flesh and fat don't make for good cheerleader aerodynamics. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 12:41 PM (0iM3Z)

535 Is Brady playing today? He's not looking so good.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 12:41 PM (piMMO)

536

Posted by: Tom Terrific, with a nod to Sublime at January 16, 2011 04:39 PM (zxpIo

That brings back Spring Break memories.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 12:41 PM (dWPyO)

537

You guys don't understand how Belichick is, so I'll explain it to you.

It's very simple. Everyone who is part of the NEP organization is required to do their jobs the "Patriot way."

The Patriot "way" is always being a professional, always focusing on your assignments, and always following the rules. Anything else is unacceptable.

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 12:43 PM (v77ig)

538 Dirty Sanchez's all around, baybee. Smells like J-E-T-S football

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 12:44 PM (4X0aT)

539 Tom, where are the toe-less man stillettos?

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 12:45 PM (1F/m8)

540 J-E-S-T?

Posted by: Billinois at January 16, 2011 12:45 PM (Iw5Dd)

541 So Welker was out what, 3 plays?

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 12:45 PM (VuLos)

542 Okay, Welker's back.  Deeply chastened, I'm sure.  lol

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 12:46 PM (zxpIo)

543 Tom, where are the toe-less man stillettos?

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 04:45 PM (1F/m

My snake ate 'em.  You got a problem with that?

Posted by: Tom B. at January 16, 2011 12:47 PM (zxpIo)

544 Woodhead should be nicknamed "Scooter"

Posted by: NYFeet at January 16, 2011 12:49 PM (vXagV)

545 Saw this somewhere:

The Patriots should have listed all their players as "Probable (Foot)".

Posted by: Top Iranian Scientists at January 16, 2011 12:49 PM (0iM3Z)

546 Did Belichik bench Welker because of the foot stuff?

Posted by: booger doesm't believe his own bullshit at January 16, 2011 12:50 PM (9RFH1)

547
brew put up a recycled thread for us

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 12:50 PM (v77ig)

548 566 - I like that

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 12:50 PM (4X0aT)

549 Oh GREAT -- Phil Simms is calling the game.

That fucker annoys piss outta me.

Posted by: Dooby Skoo at January 16, 2011 12:51 PM (q/Y+m)

550 INTERCEPTION, motherfuckers!!

Posted by: Dooby Skoo at January 16, 2011 12:52 PM (q/Y+m)

551 Tom Brady, INT!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 12:53 PM (0iM3Z)

552 Cmon Hollywood Tom.  Damn.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 12:53 PM (dWPyO)

553 Now that was fun!  Brady INT.  May there be many, many happy more!

Posted by: Theresa D at January 16, 2011 12:53 PM (2hQbY)

554 /Uggz model

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 12:53 PM (BP6Z1)

555 Fuck

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 12:54 PM (zxpIo)

556 That guy who got the int. looked like he was pulling a freight train.  I thought for sure it was a TD.

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 12:54 PM (VuLos)

557

My snake ate 'em.  You got a problem with that?

Must have been made out of toad skin.

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 12:54 PM (1F/m8)

558  Jets moving backward

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 12:54 PM (4X0aT)

559 Jeezus, that was a shitty-ass possession. WTF?

Posted by: Dooby Skoo at January 16, 2011 12:55 PM (q/Y+m)

560 No good!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 12:55 PM (dWPyO)

561  no good!

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 12:55 PM (4X0aT)

562 Ohfergodssake!

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 12:55 PM (VuLos)

563 No good, from 30.  Suckahs!

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 12:55 PM (zxpIo)

564 oops

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at January 16, 2011 12:55 PM (YJgUl)

565 Desptie the INT, the Jets are starting off on the wrong foot.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 12:56 PM (BP6Z1)

566  hey now

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 12:56 PM (4X0aT)

567 Oops.

Posted by: Wes Welker at January 16, 2011 12:56 PM (/izg2)

568 What a wasted opportunity.

Posted by: Dooby Skoo at January 16, 2011 12:56 PM (q/Y+m)

569 The Jets implosion has begun.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 12:56 PM (0iM3Z)

570

Posted by: sickinmass at January 16, 2011 04:55 PM (1rflU)

Nice.  Better than Wes Welker.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 12:57 PM (dWPyO)

571

Posted by: sickinmass at January 16, 2011 04:55 PM (1rflU)

For the win!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 12:57 PM (0iM3Z)

572

Fuck the AFC and Fuck CBS.

I'm going back to the Caps / Sens game.

 

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2011 12:58 PM (P2PC8)

573 Why was Welker out?

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 12:58 PM (9RFH1)

574 578 That guy who got the int. looked like he was pulling a freight train.  I thought for sure it was a TD.

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 04:54 PM (VuLos)

--He's lacking in the footspeed department.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 12:58 PM (BP6Z1)

575 596 Why was Welker out?

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 04:58 PM (9RFH1)

--Playing verbal footsie with the opposition.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 12:59 PM (BP6Z1)

576

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 04:58 PM (9RFH1)

He put his foot in his mouth.

Rim shot!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 12:59 PM (dWPyO)

577 Why was Welker out?

Talkin' trash.  Google him, the interview is everywhere.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 12:59 PM (zxpIo)

578 Great footwork by Welker!

Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2011 01:00 PM (/izg2)

579 Ahh, thought that's what it might be but hadn't heard he was being sat out for a while.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 01:01 PM (9RFH1)

580 Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars.

Posted by: Casey Kasem at January 16, 2011 01:01 PM (BP6Z1)

581 That Crimpler guy reminds be of a young Michelle...from behind, that is.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 16, 2011 01:02 PM (P2PC8)

582 Time of possession will be a factor.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 01:02 PM (S5YRY)

583 Brady is soooooo cool in the pocket. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 01:02 PM (zxpIo)

584 ankle injury timeout.  Co inky dink?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2011 01:03 PM (XBM1t)

585 606 Brady is soooooo cool in the pocket. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 05:02 PM (zxpIo)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Gisselle Bundchen at January 16, 2011 01:03 PM (BP6Z1)

586 Brady is soooooo cool in the pocket. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 05:02 PM (zxpIo)

Yes he is.  Yes he is.

Posted by: Obligatory Barney Frank sock at January 16, 2011 01:04 PM (YX6i/)

587

"your seed is cold"

that chick from The Stand

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2011 01:05 PM (XBM1t)

588

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 05:02 PM (zxpIo)

Agree, he is cool in the pocket.

I detect a bit of a crush on TB from you.  heh

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 01:05 PM (dWPyO)

589

Brady is soooooo cool in the pocket. 

That's a Cucumber.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2011 01:05 PM (P2PC8)

590 Patriots on their heels right now.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 01:06 PM (BP6Z1)

591 Nice footwork by Shane Graham.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 01:06 PM (0iM3Z)

592 Graham's foot is surer than Folk's

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 01:06 PM (BP6Z1)

593 #611 I detect a bit of a crush on TB from you.  heh

She just wants his stash of hair-care products.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 01:07 PM (0iM3Z)

594 now that's how you kick a FG

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 01:07 PM (4X0aT)

595 615 Graham's foot is surer than Folk's

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 05:06 PM (BP6Z1)

^^^ Although, interestingly, he lost a chunk of his foot as a teenager in a lawn mowing accident.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 01:07 PM (BP6Z1)

596

he lost a chunk of his foot as a teenager in a lawn mowing accident.

Those things are more dangerous than Snow-Blowers!

Posted by: Joe Sakic at January 16, 2011 01:09 PM (P2PC8)

597

 he lost a chunk of his foot as a teenager in a lawn mowing accident.

He's now a club foot.

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 01:09 PM (1F/m8)

598

he lost a chunk of his foot as a teenager in a lawn mowing accident.

Now known as "the work Americans won't do"

Posted by: Peaches, se habla espanol at January 16, 2011 01:11 PM (zxpIo)

599 Looks like a Seahawks reciever put on a Jets uni

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 01:12 PM (9RFH1)

600 Sanchito looks worried. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 01:13 PM (zxpIo)

601 Jets is an apt name, considering how Sanchez is lofting his passes almost 35,000 feet over his receivers.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 01:14 PM (BP6Z1)

602 35,000 feet


fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 16, 2011 01:16 PM (BP6Z1)

603 he lost a chunk of his foot as a teenager in a lawn mowing accident.

That poor baby...I would so like to console him.  Room 354, Holiday Inn.

Posted by: Mrs. Ryan at January 16, 2011 01:17 PM (/izg2)

604 too much foot leg on that punt

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 01:18 PM (4X0aT)

605 logprof, good set-up for yourself.

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 01:18 PM (1F/m8)

606

Sanchito looks worried. 

He sucks.

Still - the greatest menchilada style QB of all time!

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2011 01:18 PM (P2PC8)

607 I love Wilfork.  Sometimes all he has to do is stand there.  Fear does the rest.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 01:18 PM (zxpIo)

608  I understand 87 tickets were secured for the game for Cromarties' kids and their baby mommas

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 01:19 PM (4X0aT)

609 Peyton, you look pretty silly in that Sony commercial after last week's flop.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 01:19 PM (BP6Z1)

610

Room 354, Holiday Inn.

Can I bring some friends?

Posted by: Response from Craigslist at January 16, 2011 01:19 PM (P2PC8)

611 628 logprof, good set-up for yourself.

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 05:18 PM (1F/m

--I only realized it was a set-up after the fact.

Sanchez's airballs are the real set-up, anyway.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 01:20 PM (BP6Z1)

612 632 Peyton, you look pretty silly in that Sony commercial after last week's flop.

At least they aren't playing as many Drew Brees commercials anymore.  I think I saw that Brees jersey commercial only once today.

Tom Brady, meet turf!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 01:22 PM (0iM3Z)

613 This sackin' shit gots to stop.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 01:22 PM (zxpIo)

614 636 This sackin' shit gots to stop.

Agreed, although the sackin' I think should stop isn't the one you're referring to, Peaches, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 01:24 PM (0iM3Z)

615 Brady looked like a toad in that play.

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 01:24 PM (1F/m8)

616 At least they aren't playing as many Drew Brees commercials anymore.  I think I saw that Brees jersey commercial only once today.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 05:22 PM (0iM3Z)

--True, but Brees wasn't already overexposed in ads like Peyton.

Speaking of ads, thanks Doritos for making me rediscover the yumminess of Old Dutch 4-cheese tortilla chips.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 01:24 PM (BP6Z1)

617

This sackin' shit gots to stop.

That's all you Tea Baggers can think about, isn't it?

Posted by: Bill Maher at January 16, 2011 01:25 PM (P2PC8)

618 camel toe and nib in same shot. Nice!

Posted by: KRC at January 16, 2011 01:25 PM (a649o)

619 TD LT2!

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 01:27 PM (BP6Z1)

620 LT, TD!  Great foot rush!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 01:28 PM (0iM3Z)

621 Well that sucked.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 01:29 PM (zxpIo)

622

camel toe and nib in same shot. Nice!

I still think she needs a course of E-miacin to clean up that ear infection.  333mg.- 3 x per day for 10 days.

Once it clears up, her head will stop hanging to the side like that.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2011 01:29 PM (P2PC8)

623 Oscar-winning performance there.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 01:40 PM (0iM3Z)

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 01:46 PM (BP6Z1)

625 Just a foot to go to convert.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 01:48 PM (BP6Z1)

626 "we got toe-jam football, we got..."

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 01:50 PM (4X0aT)

627 Where'd everyone go?  This is a tight game.

BTW, I have not had any refresh problems today.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 01:51 PM (BP6Z1)

628 Maybe everyone is waiting for 666 on the football thread?

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 01:52 PM (BP6Z1)

629
gotta keep the football posts on top

everything is all balluxed up now

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 01:52 PM (2O5Hd)

630 I was eating dinner.  Back now.

Yes, it's a close one so far. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 01:52 PM (pW2o8)

631 650 Where'd everyone go?  This is a tight game.

I'm here.  This is a better game than I originally anticipated.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 01:52 PM (0iM3Z)

632 He said woodhead.

Posted by: Beavis and Butt-Head at January 16, 2011 01:53 PM (BP6Z1)

633 Patriots: Oregon Ducks FAIL.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 01:54 PM (BP6Z1)

634 Epic fail on the fake punt. 

*insert carnival music here*

Bellicheat must be pissed.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 01:54 PM (0iM3Z)

635 Just a couple of years ago that run would have been a house call for LT2.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 01:55 PM (BP6Z1)

636 Is there tryptophan in lamb?  'Cause I'm getting sleepy. 

Maybe it's Nantz and Simms...

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 01:57 PM (pW2o8)

637 TD Jest.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 01:57 PM (BP6Z1)

638 Jets are rolling.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 01:57 PM (S5YRY)

639 Wow, 14-3 Jets going into the half

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 01:57 PM (9RFH1)

640 Holy moly. Are the Pats this bad?

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 01:58 PM (1F/m8)

641 TD Jets! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 01:58 PM (0iM3Z)

642 Now?

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 01:58 PM (S5YRY)

643 Nope.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 01:58 PM (S5YRY)

644 And wtf?  Another Fountain of Decadence pic?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 01:58 PM (0iM3Z)

645 Noooooooooooooooooooo

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 01:58 PM (zxpIo)

646 Yes.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 01:58 PM (S5YRY)

647 The Jets clearly did their homework this week.

Getting one's ass whupped in the last meeting tends to bring a lot of focus.

14-3 Jest.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 01:59 PM (BP6Z1)

648 Would you look at the belly on this new cheerleader!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 16, 2011 01:59 PM (yQWNf)

649 663 Holy moly. Are the Pats this bad?

No.  The Pats won't be Wang Chung tonight...at least Bellicheat won't be. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 01:59 PM (0iM3Z)

650 and it's the Battle of the Bumps!

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 01:59 PM (S5YRY)

651 671 Would you look at the belly on this new cheerleader!

She's bloated,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 02:00 PM (0iM3Z)

652 671 Would you look at the belly on this new cheerleader!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 16, 2011 05:59 PM (yQWNf)

--That's probably the result of crunches and otherwise building up the abs before losing sufficient weight.  The muscles push out the fat, and make it look even worse.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 02:01 PM (BP6Z1)

653 IIRC, The Patsies pounded the Giants a month or two before the Giants turned around and pantsed them in the Superbowl.

That fake punt?  That was a simple lack of respect right there.

Posted by: ESRB at January 16, 2011 02:01 PM (o2QOm)

654 Pats getting booed

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 02:02 PM (9RFH1)

655 The muscles push out the fat, and make it look even worse.

Yeah, I'm going with that excuse myself.  It's the muscles.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 02:03 PM (S5YRY)

656 677 Pats getting booed

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 06:02 PM (9RFH1)

--That's the thing about the Pats: I don;t have as much against the team as most of their fans.  After years of loserdom, they've turned into spoiled front-runners.  This Chiefs fan whose team has not made a Super Bowl since he was born says fie on that.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 02:04 PM (BP6Z1)

657
the key to the Patriots winning is making the necessary halftime adjustments

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:05 PM (2O5Hd)

658 No worries the Pats can score 10 points in the time it takes to go take a leak.

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 02:05 PM (3OCZw)

659 I can't stand the effin Jets and I am hoping they win.

Posted by: ESRB at January 16, 2011 02:06 PM (o2QOm)

660 No worries the Pats can score 10 points in the time it takes to go take a leak. Let's hope they get around to it soon.

Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2011 02:06 PM (4Kl5M)

661 It's a four-quarter game.  Did y'all know that?  It's a good thing these announcers are keeping us updated.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2011 02:07 PM (/izg2)

662 Damn, has anyone else read Spengler's column on "Afgaynistan?"  I knew there was some buggery afoot there, but I had no idea it was that bad.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 02:07 PM (BP6Z1)

663 680
the key to the Patriots winning is making the necessary halftime adjustments

The key to the Patriots winning is that they need to make more touchdowns than the Jets.

Posted by: Sports Announcers Stating the Obvious at January 16, 2011 02:08 PM (0iM3Z)

664 I'ma wamma kish you.

Posted by: Joe Namath at January 16, 2011 02:08 PM (Wh0W+)

665 I bet the Pats locker room is interesting right about now:

"You're gonna let yourself get beat by those LOSERS?!"

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 02:09 PM (piMMO)

666 Sorry if this has already been posted, but pics from the 'memorialpeprally' show the 'applause' cue on the jumbotron:

Link goes to gatewaypundit:

http://tinyurl.com/24erzcx


Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 02:09 PM (VuLos)

667
and there it is, folks, the kiss of death -- Boomer Esiason says 'watch out for Brady in the 2nd half.'

the Patriots are done

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:11 PM (AvO0L)

668 689 Sorry if this has already been posted, but pics from the 'memorialpeprally' show the 'applause' cue on the jumbotron:

Link goes to gatewaypundit:

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 06:09 PM (VuLos)

--Fair Use, Leftoid Bitch!

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 02:12 PM (BP6Z1)

669 688 I bet the Pats locker room is interesting right about now:


DON'T LET THEM PLAY FOOTSIE WITH YOU!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2011 02:12 PM (/izg2)

670
poor execution

missed assignments/lack of discipline

hot-headedness

and poor planning by the coaches


Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:12 PM (AvO0L)

671
I am disgusted. Thoroughly.

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:13 PM (2O5Hd)

672 for half time entertainment - just listened to Glen Beck Gloat Fest 2010  - uplifting

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 02:13 PM (3OCZw)

673
The Left is claiming "[applause]" is their for the benefit of the deaf.

You buying it?

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:14 PM (AvO0L)

674 Oddly, I don't want people cheering my death.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 02:16 PM (S5YRY)

675

 but pics from the 'memorialpeprally' show the 'applause' cue on the jumbotron:

Are you certain that it isn't simply a closed-caption indication of applause?

Posted by: Stillwater at January 16, 2011 02:16 PM (0GpN4)

676
http://tinyurl.com/24erzcx


Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 06:09 PM (VuLos)


just when my contempt meter was already pegged at 11...

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 16, 2011 02:16 PM (eCAn3)

677

696--Yeah, I'm buying it.

FIL is deaf, we switch on the CC when he's here.  Yup, that's what it looks like.

Posted by: Stillwater at January 16, 2011 02:18 PM (0GpN4)

678

 but pics from the 'memorialpeprally' show the 'applause' cue on the jumbotron:

Are you certain that it isn't simply a closed-caption indication of applause?

Posted by: Stillwater at January 16, 2011 06:16 PM (0GpN4)


explain to me why I would ever give them the benefit of my doubt?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 16, 2011 02:18 PM (eCAn3)

679 Hey Morons 'n ettes, just stopping by. Any news on that bad looking injury of the Seahawk earlier? Hoping he's OK.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 16, 2011 02:19 PM (2NWjl)

680 http://www.theonion.com/articles/
obama-health-care-plan-would-give-seniors-right-to,2822/?utm_source=related

From The Onion, Obama: Health Care Plan Would Give Seniors Right To Choose How They Are Killed

&Nbsp "Let me dispel these ridiculous rumors once and for all and set the record straight: Under my plan, seniors are going to be killed the way they want to be killed, end of story," said the president, who acknowledged that "wiping out" the nation's elderly population has always been his No. 1 priority. "If your grandmother would rather be euthanized in the privacy of her own home than be gutted and hanged on a high school soccer field, she is entitled to that right."

That may not be entirely serious.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 16, 2011 02:19 PM (KR44t)

681 If the Jest had Kris Jenkins, they would be even tougher.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 02:20 PM (BP6Z1)

682

explain to me why I would ever give them the benefit of my doubt?

Because we are the ones who want the truth, right?

Posted by: Stillwater at January 16, 2011 02:20 PM (0GpN4)

683 So are the Jets giving them the boot, showing them the heel, putting the foot on their neck?  Putting their best foot forward, walking through em, kicking their butt?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 16, 2011 02:22 PM (xQAv5)

684 697 Oddly, I don't want people cheering my death.

And if there does happen to be, during my memorial service, some sort of outbreak of emotion, I'd hope the people there are smart enough that they wouldn't need to be TOLD to respond in a certain way.  So no, I'm not buying the explanation that it was "for the deaf."  "For the stupid libs," then maybe.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2011 02:22 PM (/izg2)

685

Are you certain that it isn't simply a closed-caption indication of applause?

Posted by: Stillwater at January 16, 2011 06:16 PM (0GpN4)

There is certainly the possibility that the transcriber is a professional and is used to indicating applause.

Another possibility is that they just scrolled TOTUS on the screen and [applause] is written into the speech to indicate where applause lines are likely to go so that the speaker can pause.

Writing applause lines into a memorial speech is bad enough, IMHO.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2011 02:22 PM (BvBKY)

686
I'm glad the rally was brought up because I want to post something.

look at how sickening it is on when you read the transcript -- look at what they laugh at and what they applaud


brb...


Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:23 PM (2O5Hd)

687

Because we are the ones who want the truth, right?

Posted by: Stillwater at January 16, 2011 06:20 PM (0GpN4)


perhaps you've missed the last week's current events?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 16, 2011 02:24 PM (eCAn3)

688

 but pics from the 'memorialpeprally' show the 'applause' cue on the jumbotron:

Are you certain that it isn't simply a closed-caption indication of applause?

Posted by: Stillwater at January 16, 2011 06:16 PM (0GpN4)

Could be but the person who originally posted the pic is sure pissy about it being removed.

Why does it say 'School [applause]'?  If it's closed-caption, shouldn't it say 'Audience [applause]'?

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 02:24 PM (VuLos)

689 702 Hey Morons 'n ettes, just stopping by. Any news on that bad looking injury of the Seahawk earlier? Hoping he's OK.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 16, 2011 06:19 PM (2NWjl)

--Carlson?  I did not see it, but they way they described it on the radio it sounded rough.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 02:24 PM (BP6Z1)

690 Oddly, I don't want people cheering my death.

So..... can I bring a date?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 16, 2011 02:25 PM (xQAv5)

691 Why does it say 'School [applause]'?  If it's closed-caption, shouldn't it say 'Audience [applause]'?

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 06:24 PM (VuLos)

"school" is undoubtedly the last word in the sentence he just said read.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2011 02:25 PM (BvBKY)

692 Well, it said "applause"  not, "Scream like a drunk at a football game."

Posted by: Meremortal at January 16, 2011 02:25 PM (2NWjl)

693
DR. CARLOS GONZALES, PASCUA YAQUI TRIBE: Welcome. Let me start in the traditional way by introducing myself. I am Carlos Gonzalez. On my mother's side, I am Mexican. A child of descendants of this valley, pioneer family from Mexico that came in the 1800s. On my father's side, I'm Yaqui. Refugees from Mexico that escaped the genocide in the Rio Yaqui in the 1800s.We have been here -- for myself, I am fifth generation in the valley of Tucson.

(APPLAUSE)

GONZALES: Now, please understand I am not a medicine man. I'm really just a family doc. Fortunate enough to teach here at this university and fortunate enough to learn the sacred ways and the sacred words so that I can share them with you.I have been given permission by my elders to say blessings of this type although, to tell the truth, I've never done one with so many people.

(LAUGHTER)

GONZALES: So I've also been fortunate to grow up in this great country where a poor kid --

(APPLAUSE)

GONZALES: -- from the south side of Tucson --

(APPLAUSE)

GONZALES: -- could get an education at a fine institution like the University of Arizona, and then even better, to come back and teach here. And teach students at this institution.

So with that, I would like to start the blessing after my brief introduction.

I'm sorry I have to do it the traditional way. It's the way we do it. Now, for those of you that know the traditional blessing way, please feel free to do it. For those of the rest of you, just please stand. So let me begin.

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:26 PM (AvO0L)

694

Much as I'd believe the idiot were somehow prompted to applaud, that jumbotron is simply showing closed captioning. 

But, yes, applause at a memorial service is (imo) absolutely disrespectful of the deceased.

Posted by: Stillwater at January 16, 2011 02:26 PM (0GpN4)

695

"school" is undoubtedly the last word in the sentence he just said read.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2011 06:25 PM (BvBKY)

Ah....ok.

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 02:26 PM (VuLos)

696 "to" the deceased.

Posted by: Stillwater at January 16, 2011 02:27 PM (0GpN4)

697 Oh Creator, I come to give a blessing, a blessing at this time of disharmony, at this time of disunity. Please after hearing my blessing and my prayers, let us work towards harmony, towards wholeness and balance.

Let us begin by honoring the eastern door from where we get visions and guidance. May each of us get the vision and guidance to proceed in a good way.

From the southern door, where we get the energies of the family, please let us honor the families of those that have passed on. Let us honor the families of those that are healing. And also let us honor our own families. Let us remain humble. And also use humor when appropriate. For humor is healing and can help people.

From the western door, please let us honor the sacred ways and our sacred ancestors. For without them we would not be here. Oh, Creator, that is a door to which those that have passed on have walked to the next world. Let us honor them as they passed on. Let us also look within ourselves to see how we can improve and be better human beings.

From the northern door, where we receive challenges and the strength to meet those challenges, let us all receive strength to meet the challenges that face our great country. Please, give us that strength as we proceed.From Father Sky, where we get the masculine energy, the energy to be responsible, to be respectful and to protect those that need protection. Give us that good energy.From Mother Earth where we get the feminine energy, give us that energy to nurture and care for those that need it, and also to help those that ask for our help.

Oh, Creator, may the two energies, the masculine energy and the feminine energy, come together in our center where the creator exists, where each of us has a piece of the creator.Please, you have given us each a gift. May we use these gifts to help our fellow human beings.

Oh, Creator, let us bless the families of those that have lost their loved ones. Let us bless the family of those that are healing. Let us bless those people that are here today. Let us bless those that are outside in greater Tucson, in Arizona and in our country. Let us bless them so that they too can heal from this tragedy that has occurred.

Oh, Creator -- if I may, my son is in Afghanistan. A little blessing to him, too.

(APPLAUSE)

GONZALES: Oh, Creator, let us not forget our fellow creatures. Those that stand. Those that blow in the wind. Those that are tall and stately. Those that crawl on the earth. Those that slither on the earth. Those that live under the earth.

Let us remember and bless the winged ones. Those that swim in the waters. The four legged. And also our brothers, the two leggeds that walk throughout this world. When we all come together at this time. And may the words people hear here sink in to their hearts so that they too can heal. So that they too can feel better.

Oh, Creator, I ask this humbly. I ask this so that we all can once again achieve harmony and balance in our lives.

Oh, Creator, welcome -- we welcome those people who come to our beloved city here, our beloved city of Chukson or Tucson as it's known. Welcome here and please bless each and every one here.And with that, I would like to end my blessing to all my relations.

(APPLAUSE)

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:28 PM (2O5Hd)

698 Noooooooooooooooooooo

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 05:58 PM (zxpIo)

It was worth scrolling up-thread for this.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 16, 2011 02:29 PM (YX6i/)

699 Much as I'd believe the idiot were somehow prompted to applaud, that jumbotron is simply showing closed captioning.


if that's the case, then why is the original photog so hot shit to make sure it's never seen?

why is it our side of the aisle is so willing to give the benefit of the doubt to these people? wtf, you like being abused?



Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 16, 2011 02:29 PM (eCAn3)

700 682 I can't stand the effin Jets and I am hoping they win. Posted by: ESRB at January 16, 2011 06:06 PM (o2QOm) As a "Recovering Jets Fan" I hate to tell you this, but it is ALWAYS a safe bet to bet against the Jets. NY Jets: Lucy with the football Jets Fans: Charlie Brown 'nuff said.

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 16, 2011 02:29 PM (vitGv)

701

--Carlson?  I did not see it, but they way they described it on the radio it sounded rough.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 06:24 PM (BP6Z1)

Lg, When they cut away to commerical twice before managing to cart a guy off the field it's never a good sign. Carlson got cut while high in the air and did a face plant. Looked. Very. Bad. I'll do a search... 

Posted by: Meremortal at January 16, 2011 02:30 PM (2NWjl)

702 Lucky Pats, recovering that ball.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 02:32 PM (0iM3Z)

703 Jets just might have the Pats number today. Did Brady cut his hair?

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 02:33 PM (9RFH1)

704 This is starting to suck donkey balls. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 02:34 PM (zxpIo)

705 Lg, When they cut away to commerical twice before managing to cart a guy off the field it's never a good sign. Carlson got cut while high in the air and did a face plant. Looked. Very. Bad. I'll do a search...

They said he had movement while they were taking him of the field, haven't head anything since.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 02:34 PM (9RFH1)

706 Whoa, just saw the pregnant cheerleader.  What the fuck?

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 02:35 PM (zxpIo)

707 729 Whoa, just saw the pregnant cheerleader

What?  Whose side?  I missed that.

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 02:36 PM (pW2o8)

708 Sooooo fuckin' tired of that annoying NFL Play 60 music in those commercials.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 02:36 PM (9RFH1)

709

if that's the case, then why is the original photog so hot shit to make sure it's never seen?

I don't know.



why is it our side of the aisle is so willing to give the benefit of the doubt to these people? wtf, you like being abused?

Because we're too fair/nice/accepting?  and

Yes, I love being abused, that's why I read this blog!  But seriously...I really think the image looked like CC, I've seen my fair share of it.


Posted by: Stillwater at January 16, 2011 02:36 PM (0GpN4)

710

 Whoa, just saw the pregnant cheerleader.  What the fuck?

Cheerleaders gotta have fun too.

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 02:36 PM (1F/m8)

711

The Seahawks' 35-24 loss to Chicago in Sunday's divisional playoff was made even more painful by the loss of two starters to concussions.

Tight end John Carlson was upended after a 14-yard catch on Seattle's second drive of the game, landed on his head and had to be carted off the field.

And Marcus Trufant also had to be taken off on a stretcher in the third quarter when he banged his helmet against the knee of Chicago's Kellen Davis.

Both have concussions and will stay overnight in Chicago, Seahawks coach Pete Carroll said.

Posted by: Tom at January 16, 2011 02:37 PM (MWXXs)

712 Can somebody explain why the Tuck Rule applies to Tom Brady but not to Ben Rothlisberger (yesterday)?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2011 02:37 PM (BvBKY)

713 Trufant and CArlson are supposedly ok.  http://twitter.com/Rachel__Nichols

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 02:38 PM (pW2o8)

714 Have to admit I did not see this coming.  Packers over Falcons sure, but this?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2011 02:38 PM (6QeTX)

715 Any given Sunday

Posted by: Tom at January 16, 2011 02:39 PM (MWXXs)

716
finally

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:39 PM (AvO0L)

717 --That's probably the result of crunches and otherwise building up the abs before losing sufficient weight.  The muscles push out the fat, and make it look even worse.

The result of lazy-man exercise; no or not enough cardio to go with the weight training. That, or a newbie who has started building muscle but hasn't yet burned the fat.

Someone, such as a cheerleader, who is required to stay in shape, shouldn't fit in either bucket.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 02:40 PM (piMMO)

718 731 Sooooo fuckin' tired of that annoying NFL Play 60 music in those commercials

You're just out of touch, man.  You see, little girls jumping double-dutch in the inner city is the new demographic the NFL is marketing to because they have so much disposable income to spend on NFL products.  Get with the program, hater! 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 02:40 PM (pW2o8)

719 741 731 Sooooo fuckin' tired of that annoying NFL Play 60 music in those commercials

You're just out of touch, man.  You see, little girls jumping double-dutch in the inner city is the new demographic the NFL is marketing to because they have so much disposable income to spend on NFL products.  Get with the program, hater! 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 06:40 PM (pW2o

--Not as annoying as that music for the Ipad commercial.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 02:43 PM (BP6Z1)

720
And if that's not loving me, then all i've got to say,

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:43 PM (2O5Hd)

721

Thanks for the updates on the Seahawk injuries. Looks like both guys will be OK. Here's something OT:

Arizona hospital upgrades condition of Rep. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords to serious from critical http://bit.ly/e5SGy2

Posted by: Meremortal at January 16, 2011 02:43 PM (2NWjl)

722
God didn't make the little green apples, and it don't rain in indianapolis in the summer time.

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:44 PM (2O5Hd)

723
and there's no such thing as dr. seuss or disney land and mother goose, no nursery rhymes.

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:44 PM (2O5Hd)

724
God didn't make the little green apples, and it don't rain in indianapolis in the summer time.

And when myself is feeling low,

i think about her face and go and ease my mind.

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:44 PM (2O5Hd)

725 733

 Whoa, just saw the pregnant cheerleader.  What the fuck?

Yup, that's what happened, apparently.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 16, 2011 02:45 PM (2NWjl)

726 Ok morons, i need you to put me some knowledge. I just cut up the christmas tree. what do i clean the pine sap off the clippers and saw with?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2011 02:45 PM (7HEaL)

727 You're just out of touch, man.  You see, little girls jumping double-dutch


That's what it is, i knew it reminded me of something but i couldn't put my finger on it, fucking double dutch, geez. Will the players have to have double dutch competitions while they wear their pink unis next year?

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 02:45 PM (9RFH1)

728 747
God didn't make the little green apples, and it don't rain in indianapolis in the summer time.

And when myself is feeling low,

i think about her face and go and ease my mind.

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 06:44 PM (2O5Hd)

--Easy there, you're jogging into Raykon territory.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 02:46 PM (BP6Z1)

729 good jobs, Simms. "that's grounding"..as opposed to the official rules. Moron

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 02:47 PM (4X0aT)

730

 what do i clean the pine sap off the clippers and saw with?

Oiled cloth.

Posted by: Stillwater at January 16, 2011 02:47 PM (0GpN4)

731 3/4 OT:  Just picked up a 720p HDTV for my mom.  Until the digital box arrives, it's being fed with analog cable.  Of course the picture is not as sharp and detailed as it will be, but is it normal for the picture to seem darker than it did in the store?

Posted by: ParisParamus at January 16, 2011 02:47 PM (WV7Kp)

732
serenity now

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:47 PM (2O5Hd)

733 749 Ok morons, i need you to put me some knowledge. I just cut up the christmas tree. what do i clean the pine sap off the clippers and saw with?

Nail polish remover (acetone), WD40, or mineral spirits.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 02:47 PM (0iM3Z)

734 (1/4 not OT because I'm watching the game)

Posted by: ParisParamus at January 16, 2011 02:47 PM (WV7Kp)

735  730 729 Whoa, just saw the pregnant cheerleader

What?  Whose side?  I missed that.

Cromartie? Cromartie? Has anyone seen Cromartie?

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 02:48 PM (4X0aT)

736 749 Ok morons, i need you to put me some knowledge. I just cut up the christmas tree. what do i clean the pine sap off the clippers and saw with?

gasoline, natures all purpose solvent

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 02:48 PM (9RFH1)

737 @749, freeze the saw, it will flake off, or denatured alcohol.

Posted by: Tom at January 16, 2011 02:49 PM (MWXXs)

738 @749:  rub your hands on a baseball bat ;-)

Posted by: ParisParamus at January 16, 2011 02:49 PM (WV7Kp)

739 749 Ok morons, i need you to put me some knowledge. I just cut up the christmas tree. what do i clean the pine sap off the clippers and saw with?

Goof-Off.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2011 02:49 PM (/izg2)

740 but is it normal for the picture to seem darker than it did in the store?

If you're a honky racist, it is.

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 02:50 PM (pW2o8)

741 gasoline and a match. Followed by the tuck, drop, and roll... Fire Extenguisher optional but reaaaaly helpful

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 02:50 PM (4X0aT)

742
don't fuck this up, Patriots

you must score

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:50 PM (AvO0L)

743  nice quick hitter by Welker

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 02:51 PM (4X0aT)

744
Bang!


Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:51 PM (AvO0L)

745  TD!

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 02:51 PM (4X0aT)

746 3/4 OT:  Just picked up a 720p HDTV for my mom.  Until the digital box arrives, it's being fed with analog cable.  Of course the picture is not as sharp and detailed as it will be, but is it normal for the picture to seem darker than it did in the store?


It's probably just on a different picture setting than the floor model.



Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 02:51 PM (9RFH1)

747 Finally. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 02:51 PM (pW2o8)

748 Put the boot in Pats. Go for two.

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 02:51 PM (pW2o8)

749
fish tank algae!


Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:51 PM (2O5Hd)

750
Bang Bang!

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:52 PM (AvO0L)

751  for two, bitches!

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 02:52 PM (4X0aT)

752
Someone fist-bump me.

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 02:52 PM (2O5Hd)

753 80yd drive TD, plus 2 pt conversion.

Posted by: NYFeet at January 16, 2011 02:52 PM (vXagV)

754 749 Ok morons, i need you to put me some knowledge. I just cut up the christmas tree. what do i clean the pine sap off the clippers and saw with?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2011 06:45 PM (7HEaL)

Throw them away and buy new ones, electric ones! I'm trying to get this economy moving, help me out here...

Posted by: Barack Obama, on vacay at January 16, 2011 02:53 PM (2NWjl)

755 Why does Nantz sound surprised they went for two?  Of course you'd go for two in that situation.  Geez. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 02:53 PM (pW2o8)

756 Nail polish remover (acetone), That's what i was leaning towards, but wasn't sure if there would be a bad reaction with the metal. And to the cockhoslters telling me to burn my backyard down, foad. none of us expected my father to die before christmas, least of all him. i'm having to figure all this shit out for myself. i was sure someone here would know. instead you have to be suckers of cock.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2011 02:53 PM (7HEaL)

757 Nice call but, Dude, don't leave your feet.  Drive the ball in.  If a linebacker had put his head in there it would have been fail.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 02:53 PM (S5YRY)

758 Sorry bebe, NC Ref is right, Goof Off will take it off no problem.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 02:55 PM (9RFH1)

759 Oh, and for sap/resin on tools: kerosene. Helps prevent rust during storage, too...

Posted by: NYFeet at January 16, 2011 02:55 PM (vXagV)

760 bbd, Goof Off is one of the most amazing products known to man.  You can get it at pretty much any hardware or office supply store.  Lasts forever.  Stinks.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 02:56 PM (zxpIo)

761 You tell 'em, bebe!  Fkn worthless suckers of cock.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2011 02:56 PM (/izg2)

762 #779 
That's what i was leaning towards, but wasn't sure if there would be a bad reaction with the metal.

Its recommended for removing sap from cars, so I don't think it should affect the saw metal much.  Just in case, wash the acetone off and dry completely when you're done removing the sap.

I hope you and your family are coping with the loss of your father okay. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 02:56 PM (0iM3Z)

763 Are you going to be digital before the Superbowl?  I must say, HD is the only way to watch football. 

God bless all ye early adopters that make equipment like this affordable to people like me.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 02:56 PM (S5YRY)

764 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2011 06:53 PM

Sorry to hear about your dad, bbd.

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 02:57 PM (pW2o8)

765

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2011 06:53 PM (7HEaL)

Sorry to hear of your loss. Lost the wife's mom on 1/6. It's tough.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 16, 2011 02:57 PM (2NWjl)

766 Can you answer, jest?

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 02:57 PM (BP6Z1)

767 and my comment would make more sense with the quote included.

Until the digital box arrives, it's being fed with analog cable.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 02:58 PM (S5YRY)

768 oh, amen brother, can't stand that music.

Posted by: Adrian at January 16, 2011 02:58 PM (1nAkE)

769 Nice catch and run, Cotch.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 02:58 PM (BP6Z1)

770

#749 Try gasoline and a match.

 

Ps. Send Pictures

*not a serious commet to be beleived as eliminationest rhetoric.

Posted by: Spad13 at January 16, 2011 02:58 PM (ctvKN)

771 True story, i spilled an entire gallon of paint on a customers brand new carpet, Goof Off saved me from having to pay for a new one.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 02:58 PM (9RFH1)

772 theres your answer

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 02:58 PM (3OCZw)

773 Ms. Bebe, pick up a can or two of Brake Clean at the auto parts store.  Cheap, and won't hurt the metal.  Sorry to hear about your Dad.

Posted by: Sox at January 16, 2011 02:58 PM (MGJAB)

774

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2011 06:53 PM

Acetone might work, but do follow up with the oiled cloth--it'll help prevent rusting.

Posted by: Stillwater at January 16, 2011 02:59 PM (0GpN4)

775

As a Dolphins fan, I have to ask, "Can't they both lose?"

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2011 02:59 PM (BvBKY)

776 TD?

Posted by: Dooby Skoo at January 16, 2011 03:00 PM (q/Y+m)

777 BOOM!

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 03:00 PM (VuLos)

778 This is a great game!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 03:00 PM (0iM3Z)

779 Holmes is the master of that fancy footwork --pun or no pun.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:00 PM (BP6Z1)

780 ugh

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 03:00 PM (pW2o8)

781 one knee = two feet

Posted by: john madden at January 16, 2011 03:01 PM (S5YRY)

782 Ironically, he got his knee down, not his foot.

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 03:01 PM (pW2o8)

783 Hold on, Jets.

Posted by: Dooby Skoo at January 16, 2011 03:01 PM (q/Y+m)

784 Jets can't not be feelin' dis

Posted by: J-ROC at January 16, 2011 03:02 PM (BP6Z1)

785
final score will be 28-25, jets

I feel ill.

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 03:02 PM (AvO0L)

786 Enough!  We've got less than 13 minutes to turn this thing around.  I feel sick.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 03:03 PM (zxpIo)

787

FYI, "eliminationist rhetoric" is a fairly new phrase.  It was used by a scholar to argue his thesis that ordinary Germans were all in on the Nazi enterprise based on things that were written in the popular media.

The person who first used it outside of this context: Paul Krugman.

Sarah Palin gets ripped for "blood libel" but Krugman gets a pass.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2011 03:03 PM (BvBKY)

788 thanks to the serious replies. we have kereosene here too. was trying to figure out what we have on hand that he used.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 16, 2011 03:04 PM (7HEaL)

789 Also a Dolphin fan, but I sort of like Rex Ryan, especially when compared to the fricken Rain Man coaching the Pats.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 16, 2011 03:04 PM (o2QOm)

790 Gasoline really will work too bebe.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 03:05 PM (9RFH1)

791 How are the Jets not recovering any of these fumbles?

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 16, 2011 03:05 PM (o2QOm)

792 Welker, bitches!

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 03:06 PM (4X0aT)

793 Not only did that Hawaii Five-O commercial remind me of Se7en, it reminded me of something funny I watched on DVD last night.

I bought the complete series box set of Homicide:Life on the Street (my favorite all-time network show, if not any show), and in the first episode of the third season Munch is talking about what we take for granted today, that we do everything on-line and life is more virtualized.  At the end of the cold open, Bolander (Ned Beatty's character) walks away, muttering, "I wish they'd bring back Hawaii Five-O."  Had to crack a smile.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:06 PM (BP6Z1)

794 Ms Bebe, you might try WD-40 if some is around.  Might be a bit slow, also won't hurt the metal.

Posted by: Sox at January 16, 2011 03:07 PM (MGJAB)

795 805 one knee = two feet
Posted by: john madden

2 feet = 0.6096 meters

Posted by: The Metric Coalition Puttin the metric knowledge on yer azz at January 16, 2011 03:07 PM (3OCZw)

796 Huh, so Brady did cut his hair, or they're using a really old pic of him

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 03:08 PM (9RFH1)

797 And to the cockhoslters telling me to burn my backyard down, foad. none of us expected my father to die before christmas, least of all him. i'm having to figure all this shit out for myself. i was sure someone here would know. instead you have to be suckers of cock.

Damn, Bebe, I was just going to chime in and suggest you clean with acetone or mineral spirits and then mild soap and water and follow up with an oiled rag to prevent rust.

But... you've now put a whole different spin on things.

My mother died just before Christmas in 2009 and I empathize with what you're going through. My deepest sympathy to you and your family.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 03:08 PM (piMMO)

798 Showboating after a catch? Dude, you did your job.

Posted by: Tom at January 16, 2011 03:08 PM (MWXXs)

799 shit are we going to have to listen to more Rex Ryan BS for another week ??

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 03:11 PM (3OCZw)

800 I bought the complete series box set of Homicide:Life on the Street

GREAT show! That's the show that actually got my teenage daughter out of the teeny-bopper crap and into serious drama. Of course, it was a bit creepy when she then moved up the crime series ladder. I would come home each day and flip on the t.v. to find that she had been watching some sort of autopsy or other graphic crime show.

shiver

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 03:11 PM (piMMO)

801 Not having Welker on that first possession, hmm.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 03:12 PM (S5YRY)

802 Tom Brady is going to have to wash his hair (and feet) extra long tonight, given how much he's been thrown to the ground.  5 sacks!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 03:13 PM (0iM3Z)

803 bbd, sorry to hear.  That timing sucks.  Three years ago, our former secretary lost her husband a couple weeks before Christmas, then the following year we lost one of our profs at the same time.  Then last month the husband of my wife's AP passed away.  No time is good (epsecially when it's sudden) but hard to think of a worse time of year for it to happen.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:13 PM (BP6Z1)

804 putt putt putt goes the Patriots offense.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:13 PM (BP6Z1)

805 the jets smell blood and fear  - like a shark

Posted by: melvin at January 16, 2011 03:14 PM (3OCZw)

806 The Patriots sure are being casual about the clock running down.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 03:14 PM (S5YRY)

807 749 - maybe if you'd described your situation...oh.... full? You wouldn't have gotten snark. FOAD? nice

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 03:15 PM (4X0aT)

808 749 Ok morons, i need you to put me some knowledge. I just cut up the christmas tree. what do i clean the pine sap off the clippers and saw with?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

Try Pine Sol. It seems to always work for me.

Sorry about your dad.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 16, 2011 03:15 PM (oREHE)

809 The Jets may be the only team with an aerial-themed mascot to proceed in the playoffs if they continue to play as they have.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 03:15 PM (0iM3Z)

810  in full...jeebus

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 03:15 PM (4X0aT)

811 GREAT show! That's the show that actually got my teenage daughter out of the teeny-bopper crap and into serious drama. Of course, it was a bit creepy when she then moved up the crime series ladder. I would come home each day and flip on the t.v. to find that she had been watching some sort of autopsy or other graphic crime show.

shiver

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 07:11 PM (piMMO)

--Another good thing is that since it has been over a decade since I have season anything after Season 2, it's almost like watching for the first time again.  I most certainly did remember the kinky Asian hottie who slept in a coffin though.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:16 PM (BP6Z1)

812

Bebe I'm sorry about your Dad, and my smartass response. I hope things get better for you.

 

Posted by: Spad13 at January 16, 2011 03:16 PM (ctvKN)

813 Eat shit, frank

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 03:17 PM (zxpIo)

814 I hope Tom Brady's Ipod is stocked with Grobes and Justin Bieber to kill time while on the golf course or saving the planet.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:17 PM (BP6Z1)

815 Oh, that hurt. 5minutes and a turnover on downs.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2011 03:17 PM (ud5dN)

816 so, looks like it will be Steelers - Jets

GO STEELERS

Posted by: chemjeff at January 16, 2011 03:17 PM (PaSAU)

817

She looks a lot like Katy Couric.

But a little more svelte.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 16, 2011 03:18 PM (7+pP9)

818 840 so, looks like it will be Steelers - Jets not the Patriots


Posted by: chemjeff at January 16, 2011 07:17 PM (PaSAU)

--That's what's important.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:19 PM (BP6Z1)

819 839 Oh, that hurt. 5minutes and a turnover on downs.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2011 07:17 PM (ud5dN) 

--I understand the strategy: The Patriots were trying to rest their defense, hoping they'd be fresh enough to make a quick stop after they scored so they could tie or take the lead at game's end.

Problem is, they failed to score.


Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:20 PM (BP6Z1)

820 Looks like the Patriots are taking clock management lessons from Les Miles.

Posted by: Billinois at January 16, 2011 03:21 PM (Iw5Dd)

821
 A field goal here is game over.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2011 03:21 PM (ud5dN)

822 The defense did hold up their half of the bargain, though.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:21 PM (BP6Z1)

823 actually logprof I'd kinda like to see Steelers-Patriots for the AFC Championship Game - I think the Steelers victory would be even sweeter

Posted by: chemjeff at January 16, 2011 03:21 PM (PaSAU)

824 3 and out.  It's not quite over, but a successful OSK will be required.

Posted by: the clock at January 16, 2011 03:21 PM (S5YRY)

825 844 Looks like the Patriots are taking clock management lessons from Les Miles.

And Andy Reid.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 03:21 PM (0iM3Z)

826 Brady needs bat ears on that headgear thingie.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 16, 2011 03:22 PM (2NWjl)

827  A field goal here is game over.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2011 07:21 PM (ud5dN)

Field gold sounds like the good move, to me.

Posted by: Jeremy Bates, retarted Offensive Coordinator of Seattle Seahawks at January 16, 2011 03:23 PM (YX6i/)

828 That was some weak-ass punt coverage

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:23 PM (BP6Z1)

829 This was what Belichick had planned all along.

Posted by: Billinois at January 16, 2011 03:23 PM (Iw5Dd)

830 @850 - how about the other half of my lineup?  FMFFLteam.  I need to go back to lottery tickets.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2011 03:23 PM (/izg2)

831

"I'm going to Hedonism III!"

Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 16, 2011 03:25 PM (P2PC8)

832 O/T: Issa is starting to get to work. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 03:25 PM (pW2o8)

833 Are Pats fans really booing Bart Scott for the injury?

I thought they were super-smart fans.  Even if Scott were faking it (which I doubt), he gives your boys a free time-out, and he has to sit out at least the next play.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:25 PM (BP6Z1)

834 Misread the Pats field position on that 4th down try, poop on me. Nice runback , but they still need 2 scores.  Anyone know the Pats success rate on on-side kicks?

Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2011 03:26 PM (ud5dN)

835 "I'm going to  a Donkey Show!"

Posted by: Mark Snachez at January 16, 2011 03:26 PM (P2PC8)

836 Breasts.  Just sayin'

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 16, 2011 03:26 PM (c1oyg)

837 Kick the field goal, now! 

Posted by: Jeremy Bates, retarted Offensive Coordinator of Seattle Seahawks at January 16, 2011 03:27 PM (YX6i/)

838 Anyone know the Pats success rate on on-side kicks?

Not them specifically, but NFL-wide...not too good.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2011 03:27 PM (/izg2)

839 I thought they were super-smart fans.  Even if Scott were faking it (which I doubt), he gives your boys a free time-out, and he has to sit out at least the next play.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 07:25 PM (BP6Z1)

If they were super-smart fans Bwarney wouldn't be in Congress. 

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 03:27 PM (VuLos)

840 If Pats score, do they go for 2?

Posted by: Meremortal at January 16, 2011 03:27 PM (2NWjl)

841 861 Breasts.  Just sayin'

Most overrated fleshy protrusion?  Absolutely. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 03:27 PM (0iM3Z)

842 If the Jets hold on, will this be the first year both #6 seeds advance to the conference championship games?

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:28 PM (BP6Z1)

843 #837 thanks, Peaches I was responding to her "FOAD". It wasn't my comment. I've lost a father, and  if I knew that was the original context I never would've snarked. That was what my  #831 was about, but you just go ahead with your misreading

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 03:28 PM (4X0aT)

844 Punt!

Posted by: Jeremy Bates, retarted Offensive Coordinator of Seattle Seahawks at January 16, 2011 03:28 PM (YX6i/)

845 "¡Viva, Zapatos!"

Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 16, 2011 03:29 PM (P2PC8)

846 The Patriots look like crap. 

Peyton's team wouldn't be sauntering around with only a few seconds to go 'til the 2 minute warning. 


Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 03:29 PM (pW2o8)

847 Wait - there was a delay of game?  Decline it and go for it.

Posted by: Jeremy Bates, retarted Offensive Coordinator of Seattle Seahawks at January 16, 2011 03:30 PM (YX6i/)

848 The vaunted Belichick has had his ass coached off by the hated spawn of Buddy Ryan.  Gudel must be reaching for the crack pipe

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 16, 2011 03:30 PM (c1oyg)

849 Okay, after you kick the field goal kick it out-of-bounds on the kick-off.

Posted by: Jeremy Bates, retarted Offensive Coordinator of Seattle Seahawks at January 16, 2011 03:31 PM (YX6i/)

850 Am I allowed to call in offensive plays for the other team?

Posted by: Jeremy Bates, retarted Offensive Coordinator of Seattle Seahawks at January 16, 2011 03:32 PM (YX6i/)

851 That was what my  #831 was about, but you just go ahead with your misreading

I didn't misread anything, Frank.  I just thought you were being kind of an asshole about it.  At a very inappropriate time.  Obviously, you and I have different standards.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 03:33 PM (zxpIo)

852 actually logprof I'd kinda like to see Steelers-Patriots for the AFC Championship Game - I think the Steelers victory would be even sweeter

I'm with you. I cheer for the Steelers against team except the Jags and, even then, it's only a matter of hometown loyalty. It WOULD be sweet to see them take down the Pats and would be a better game. Of course, after all the bullshit is said and done I'm happy just to see someone beat the Pats in the playoffs.

It's more fun. The predictable is so friggin boring.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 03:33 PM (piMMO)

853 Just like '07:

Patriots FAIL

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:33 PM (BP6Z1)

854 Hah!

Posted by: Meremortal at January 16, 2011 03:33 PM (2NWjl)

855 STICK A FORK IN 'EM!!!

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 03:33 PM (piMMO)

856 Okay, there IS the game.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2011 03:33 PM (ud5dN)

857 The Jets may have just sealed the Pat's fate here.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 03:34 PM (0iM3Z)

858 go with that if you want

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 03:34 PM (4X0aT)

859 Just like the Patriots drew it up.  You're not seeing the genius behind it, right now, but you will.

Posted by: Jeremy Bates, retarted Offensive Coordinator of Seattle Seahawks at January 16, 2011 03:34 PM (YX6i/)

860 The Cheaters are in trouble now.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 16, 2011 03:34 PM (2NWjl)

861 I didn't misread anything, Frank.  I just thought you were being kind of an asshole about it.  At a very inappropriate time.  Obviously, you and I have different standards.

I'm going to go with you on this one. When Bebe expressed how obviously distraught she is, Frank had to go and make it all about him.

Sorry, Frank.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 03:35 PM (piMMO)

862 Pats deserved to lose this game.  They really didn't play hard. 


But I hope to goodness the Steelers win next week.

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 03:35 PM (pW2o8)

863 Rex Ryan may be getting a whole lotta foot action tonight.

Decadent!  I denounce myself.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 03:35 PM (0iM3Z)

864 Game

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 03:35 PM (9RFH1)

865 The question is moot.

Posted by: the clock at January 16, 2011 03:35 PM (S5YRY)

866
Peaches, STFU, please

you were wrong

Frank was making a joke. No harm intended. And bebe overreacted too.


Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 03:36 PM (2O5Hd)

867 Suck it, Belichick.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 16, 2011 03:36 PM (o2QOm)

868 Dull and listless.

Posted by: Tom Brady's hair at January 16, 2011 03:36 PM (0aJSF)

869 Okay, Patriots, lets score a quick FG.  That'll give you time to score 2 touchdowns. 

Posted by: Jeremy Bates, retarted Offensive Coordinator of Seattle Seahawks at January 16, 2011 03:37 PM (YX6i/)

870 @887
Can we just chalk it up to someone being really distraught about her dad and perhaps over-reacting a bit to attempts at humor from people who did not realize the circumstances? 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 03:38 PM (pW2o8)

871 @896 exactly

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 03:39 PM (4X0aT)

872 Oh-oh, penalty on the Jets for unsportsmanlike conduct on the last TD, kicking off from the 15.  Wait...  (cue Glenn Beck and the "Happy Days are Here Again" routine!

WOO-HOO! 

Posted by: Theresa D at January 16, 2011 03:39 PM (2hQbY)

873 Rex is gonna be all up in the Jimmy Choos tonight.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 16, 2011 03:39 PM (oREHE)

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:40 PM (BP6Z1)

875 NO!  Stop completing passes.  It won't stop the clock.  Damn, you guys are dumb.

Posted by: Jeremy Bates, retarted Offensive Coordinator of Seattle Seahawks at January 16, 2011 03:40 PM (YX6i/)

876 896 @887
Can we just chalk it up to someone being really distraught about her dad and perhaps over-reacting a bit to attempts at humor from people who did not realize the circumstances? 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 07:38 PM (pW2o

Yeah, this.

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 03:41 PM (VuLos)

877 I'm surprised the fans aren't booing.  Especially at the slovenly clock management. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 03:41 PM (pW2o8)

878 Too little, too late.

Posted by: the clock at January 16, 2011 03:42 PM (S5YRY)

879 Game?

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 03:42 PM (9RFH1)

880 BTW, Belichick wears a Darth Maul hoodie for the same reason Darth Maul wore a Darth Maul hoodie.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2011 03:43 PM (BvBKY)

881 OK, so next week we get Packers at Bears and Jets at Steelers, is that right? 

Guess I'll go Packers and Steelers. 

Shaping up to be a nice old school super bowl. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 03:43 PM (pW2o8)

882 Should have gone for two.  That way, two field goals would tie it.

Posted by: Jeremy Bates, retarted Offensive Coordinator of Seattle Seahawks at January 16, 2011 03:43 PM (YX6i/)

883 1 onside kick

2????????

3 profit!

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 03:43 PM (9RFH1)

884

First onside kick looks even dumber now.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 16, 2011 03:44 PM (2NWjl)

885 Feet!

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 03:45 PM (9RFH1)

886 Ovah.

Posted by: the clock at January 16, 2011 03:45 PM (S5YRY)

887 And that's the game, folks!

Both number 1 seeds are out!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 03:45 PM (0iM3Z)

888 Patriots go down to de-feet.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2011 03:45 PM (BvBKY)

889
at home?

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 03:45 PM (2O5Hd)

890 J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!!! Bye Pats. Hahahahhahahahaahahah

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2011 03:46 PM (TMB3S)

891
two weeks rest?

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 03:46 PM (2O5Hd)

892 I am awaiting with glee the Homer Bill Simmons column this week.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:46 PM (BP6Z1)

893 I'm still trying to figure out the play that's gonna help the Patriots put this game away.  Give me a couple minutes.

Posted by: Jeremy Bates, retarted Offensive Coordinator of Seattle Seahawks at January 16, 2011 03:47 PM (YX6i/)

894 Patriots go down to de-feet.

Just when I thought I'd never laugh again.  Damn you, AmishDude!

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 03:47 PM (zxpIo)

895 what a fucked up day

Posted by: robtr Seattle Storm Fan at January 16, 2011 03:48 PM (hVDig)

896 I'm still trying to figure out the play that's gonna help the Patriots put this game away.  Give me a couple minutes.

Take six months.

Posted by: MarkD at January 16, 2011 03:48 PM (0Jy1K)

897 Just when I thought I'd never laugh again.  Damn you, AmishDude!

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 07:47 PM (zxpIo)

Oh, I just had my Automatic New York Post Headline Generator on.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2011 03:49 PM (BvBKY)

898
Shannon Sharpe's head is shaped like a football.

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 03:49 PM (AvO0L)

899 Does anyone know when the Pro Bowl is?  Did they abandon that experiment from last year that everyone hated?

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 03:50 PM (pW2o8)

900 I bet the Pats would like some of those touchdowns from the last time they played the Jets. !4 points does not a champion make.

Posted by: eman at January 16, 2011 03:50 PM (0aJSF)

901

The freaking Jets?  Really?  The JETS??!

I'm gonna cry.

Posted by: Truman North at January 16, 2011 03:50 PM (8ay4x)

902 14, that is.

Posted by: eman at January 16, 2011 03:51 PM (0aJSF)

903
the Pro Bowl is in two weeks

Posted by: GOPSoothsayerproudbootylover at January 16, 2011 03:51 PM (AvO0L)

904 Well I gotta say I'm relieved.  Now that Tom's schedule won't be so busy maybe he can pay some attention to me and get a haircut!

Posted by: Tom Brady's hair at January 16, 2011 03:51 PM (kgMTB)

905 OMG, I answered my own question.  They're doubling down with the stupid. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 03:51 PM (pW2o8)

906 I smell Bears versus Steelers in the Super Bowl. Should be a fun game. Especially when the Bears win.

Posted by: Chicago Jedi at January 16, 2011 03:52 PM (6ftzF)

907

Oh boy!

60 Minutes is about to come on and it's going to explain the Tucson shootings.

Now I'll know the real story.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 16, 2011 03:53 PM (7+pP9)

908

 I smell Bears versus Steelers in the Super Bowl

I smell something too, but I don't think it's what you're smelling.

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 03:53 PM (1F/m8)

909 Oh boy!

60 Minutes is about to come on and it's going to explain the Tucson shootings.

Now I'll know the real story.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 16, 2011 07:53 PM (7+pP9)

--Fuck them.  I liked the show back in the day, but ever since they let that ghoul Kevorkian kill someone live they became dead to me.


(I hereby denounce myself for inflammatory vitriol.)

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:56 PM (BP6Z1)

910 Damn, I didn't think the Jets would beat the Cheatriots on their own turf, the last time the Patriots beat the Jets like they caught them in bed

Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2011 03:56 PM (vdfwz)

911 I smell Bears versus Steelers in the Super Bowl. Should be a fun game.

Especially when the Bears win.

I sure hope the Bears don't get a 'congratulatory' call from the White House in the next couple weeks.

Posted by: Methos at January 16, 2011 03:57 PM (Ew1k4)

912 Okay, does anyone have the direct line number to Bellichick?  I think I've come up with something that will finally give the Patriots the lead.

Posted by: Jeremy Bates, retarted Offensive Coordinator of Seattle Seahawks at January 16, 2011 03:57 PM (YX6i/)

913

please check out my post a few days ago. I said the Jets would win.

 

Here we go, Steelers, Here we go, Pittsburgh going to the Superbowl

Posted by: Ben at January 16, 2011 03:59 PM (DKV43)

914 Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 07:53 PM (1F/m Steelers are probably going to beat the Jets. Bears are definitely going to beat the Packers. Bears versus Steelers? Bears have a weak offensive line, but I still give it to them. It will be a fun game between two tough teams though.

Posted by: Chicago Jedi at January 16, 2011 03:59 PM (6ftzF)

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 03:59 PM (BP6Z1)

916 fap - fap - fap

Posted by: Fireman Ed at January 16, 2011 03:59 PM (zwUY7)

917 Hey Bill the Genius and Tom-teriffic: that was some awesome clock-management in that 4th quarter, there.  Down by 10 in the 4th quarter, you chew-up over 7-minutes on the clock running the ball up the middle and come-away with precisely zero-points.

Real men of genius, you.

Posted by: DocJ at January 16, 2011 04:00 PM (AWzOz)

918 I sure hope the Bears don't get a 'congratulatory' call from the White House in the next couple weeks.

No. Nothing like that.

He'll just take the lead role in the Superbowl Shuffle video remake.

Rap is where it's at, my brother!

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 04:01 PM (piMMO)

919 925 Does anyone know when the Pro Bowl is?  Did they abandon that experiment from last year that everyone hated?

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2011 07:50 PM (pW2o

Yeah still the week before the Superbowl this year.  I wonder, did Brady make it this year?  I have no clue who's in the Pro-bowl so I'm assuming he did.  I expect him to not show up again.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2011 04:01 PM (oVQFe)

920 I haven't watched 60 minutes in.....I can't even remember.  I may watch to see how they spin the Tucson story.

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 04:01 PM (VuLos)

921 Anyone want to talk Golden Globes?

Posted by: Bob with tits like God at January 16, 2011 04:01 PM (4nxhP)

922

Bears versus Steelers? Bears have a weak offensive line, but I still give it to them. It will be a fun game between two tough teams though.

How much did Illinois income taxes go up ?  I wonder what the tax on one of those monsta super bowl rings would be? 

Posted by: Tom Brady's hair at January 16, 2011 04:02 PM (kgMTB)

923

I smell Bears versus Steelers in the Super Bowl. Should be a fun game.

Especially when the Bears win.

I sure hope the Bears don't get a 'congratulatory' call from the White House in the next couple weeks.

As a Steelers fan, let me tell you, if we beat the Jets(it won't be easy), I am praying that the Bears beat the Packers.

I think the Bears are an easy win. They've got where they are because they play in the crappy NFC conference and haven't had to play a real team in the playoffs.

That said, i am worried about the Packers. The Steelers are a team that stops running teams. Actually, the Steelers have given up 1  one hundred yard rusher in the past 50 games if i am not mistaken. However the packers aren't a running team, they don't even really try to run. The Steelers secondary is pretty good, but it's mainly a pass rush/run stop defense. So the Steelers match up well against the bears, but not the Packers.

Posted by: Ben at January 16, 2011 04:02 PM (DKV43)

924

Posted by: Chicago Jedi at January 16, 2011 07:59 PM (6ftzF)

You could be right. I have no dog in this fight. Right now I am going with Packers and Steelers in the big one.

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 04:02 PM (1F/m8)

925

Real men of genius, you.

I wish they'd put those commercials back on tv. 

Posted by: Tom Brady's hair at January 16, 2011 04:03 PM (kgMTB)

926 You're lucky he even performed for you bastards!!!!!!

Leave Tom Brady alone!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Patriot Fan at January 16, 2011 04:04 PM (BP6Z1)

927 Gertrude and Heathcliff are cheering "Go Seattle Seagulls!"

Posted by: Oooold Sailor at January 16, 2011 04:04 PM (/Ft4q)

928 J E T S JETS JETS JETS

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 16, 2011 04:04 PM (/Ibu8)

929 God, I just remembered Rooney slobbering all over Bambi's dick after the SuperBowl in 09.

Please let it be the Jets and Packers in the Superbowl.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 16, 2011 04:05 PM (oREHE)

930 954

Real men of genius, you.

I wish they'd put those commercials back on tv. 

Posted by: Tom Brady's hair at January 16, 2011 08:03 PM (kgMTB)

--They're all on Youtube.  Fantasy Football Manager Guy is my favorite.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 04:05 PM (BP6Z1)

931 Hey Bill the Genius and Tom-teriffic: that was some awesome clock-management in that 4th quarter, there.  Down by 10 in the 4th quarter, you chew-up over 7-minutes on the clock running the ball up the middle and come-away with precisely zero-points.

Real men of genius, you.

I see it as cockiness. It likely never occurred to them that they wouldn't pull it out. Yes. They have a kick-ass winning record but they also remind me of the Cowboys from the 70s...lots of sparkle; a very high-image team. To appear to be sweating it, or to acknowledge the fact that they were pulling up the rear, might cause them to lose face.

This should be a wake up call as nothing causes you to lose face more than playing a half-ass game and losing when you should have won.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 04:05 PM (piMMO)

932

Leave Tom Brady alone!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom Brady???  Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 16, 2011 04:06 PM (kgMTB)

933
Did I hear right?

Did he just say Daniel & Bethsheba wouldn't see much changed in the landscape; only in the weather?


Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at January 16, 2011 04:08 PM (AvO0L)

934 very high___ team

what happened there? Should read, a very high-image team.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 04:08 PM (piMMO)

935 Did he just say Daniel & Bethsheba wouldn't see much changed in the landscape; only in the weather?

weapons

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 04:08 PM (piMMO)

936  Peaches and jmflynny: do me a favor and reread the last part of this thread tomorrow and see if you still think I'm such an asshole? I never meant to make this about me or offend someone who just lost their Dad. Nite

Posted by: Frank G at January 16, 2011 04:08 PM (4X0aT)

937 Posted by: Tom Brady's hair at January 16, 2011 08:02 PM (kgMTB) Rahm gets to wear the rings for a day when he gets into drag. He loves the sparklies. And dudes. Posted by: Ben at January 16, 2011 08:02 PM (DKV43) So you want to play the Bears because they were in a weak division but say you want to play the Packers even though they were beaten by the Bears in the same division. That doesn't make a lot of sense. Especially since Cutler has one of the best arms in the league. With protection Cutler makes amazing throws and now that he's running out of the pocket? Please.

Posted by: Chicago Jedi at January 16, 2011 04:08 PM (6ftzF)

938 fuck! Image..... image damnit!

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 04:09 PM (piMMO)

939 Good God Man, won't someone get that thing off the sidebar?

Posted by: sTevo at January 16, 2011 04:09 PM (VMcEw)

940
oh weapons? Thought he said weather, as in global warming.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at January 16, 2011 04:09 PM (AvO0L)

941  Peaches and jmflynny: do me a favor and reread the last part of this thread tomorrow and see if you still think I'm such an asshole? I never meant to make this about me or offend someone who just lost their Dad. Nite

Frank, I should have just stayed out of it. Sorry.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 04:10 PM (piMMO)

942 Wow. Watching 60 Minutes, and all of Loughner's friends look like typical Tea Partiers. (sarc off)

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 16, 2011 04:11 PM (oREHE)

943
"driven to madness"

60 Idiotic Minutes, Loughner isn't 'mad.'

Why can't people accept the fact that evil exists in this world and some humans are born evil?

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at January 16, 2011 04:12 PM (2O5Hd)

944 The team, it is so high I cannot see the words from here.

Posted by: Zombie Herve Villechaize at January 16, 2011 04:13 PM (hlG96)

945


So you want to play the Bears because they were in a weak division but say you want to play the Packers even though they were beaten by the Bears in the same division. That doesn't make a lot of sense.
Especially since Cutler has one of the best arms in the league. With protection Cutler makes amazing throws and now that he's running out of the pocket? Please.

I didn't say division. I said Conference. The NFC blows. It had 1 good team. The Packers, everyone else is just filler.

The Steelers will tear the bears offensive line apart. Also, if I am not mistaken, today is the first time Cutler has ever won a playoff game, now you're so sure he can go all the way. ?

Posted by: Ben at January 16, 2011 04:13 PM (DKV43)

946
There are thousands of vids on yootoob, not to mention the millions of comments, just as loopy and ignorant as Loughner's.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at January 16, 2011 04:14 PM (AvO0L)

947 Wonder who the prez is rootin for? 

Posted by: Tom Brady's hair at January 16, 2011 04:14 PM (kgMTB)

948 You haters won't have us to kick around anymore.

Posted by: Seattle Seahawks at January 16, 2011 04:14 PM (hVDig)

949

God, I just remembered Rooney slobbering all over Bambi's dick after the SuperBowl in 09.

Please let it be the Jets and Packers in the Superbowl.

Yeah, that was embarrasing, but he doesn't run the team anymore. His son does, the family is majority republicans, it's just the old Rooney is a nut.

Posted by: Ben at January 16, 2011 04:16 PM (DKV43)

950 This may be the most enjoyable Patriots post game press conference I have ever watched.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2011 04:17 PM (TMB3S)

951 How bad is the 60 Minutes piece?

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 04:18 PM (S5YRY)

952 979 This may be the most enjoyable Patriots post game press conference I have ever watched.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2011 08:17 PM (TMB3S)

--So what's Welker's theme now?

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 04:18 PM (BP6Z1)

953

what the fuck is that on my tv?

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at January 16, 2011 04:18 PM (AvO0L)

954 Brady looks like the guy in 28 Days Later just waking from the coma.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 16, 2011 04:19 PM (DLxD/)

955 WTF?  CBS didn't mention Sarah's name in their story.

Does Krugman know about this?

Posted by: Kemp at January 16, 2011 04:20 PM (JpFM9)

956 968 Good God Man, won't someone get that thing off the sidebar?

Posted by: sTevo at January 16, 2011 08:09 PM (VMcEw)

--The horses' ass, or Michelle Antoinette?

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 04:20 PM (BP6Z1)

957
look at the generation of losers we have to look forward to

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at January 16, 2011 04:20 PM (AvO0L)

958 --The horses' ass, or Michelle Antoinette?

There's a difference?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2011 04:22 PM (6QeTX)

959 Wow. That was some tirade by a Jets defensive player on ESPN just now. Posted by: CDR M at January 16, 2011 08:20 PM (5I8G0) Missed it. What did he say?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 16, 2011 04:23 PM (/Ibu8)

960 How bad is the 60 Minutes piece?

Posted by: toby928™ at January 16, 2011 08:18 PM (S5YRY)

I actually thought it wasn't bad....for 60 minutes.  They interviewed friends who talked about his downward spiral, interviewed people who have done studies or work with the secret service re: assassins and the commonality of how they all think.  One guy they interviewed said rarely, if ever, does politics ever have anything to do with why assassins kill.

Basically, he's batshit crazy.

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 04:23 PM (VuLos)

961 Boy, the know it all sports idiots don't have much trouble jumping from one bandwagon to another.

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 04:24 PM (1F/m8)

962 Missed it. What did he say?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 16, 2011 08:23 PM (/Ibu

--I bet the phrase "no respect" was in there somewhere.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 04:24 PM (BP6Z1)

963

My first gut reaction was that this was all George Bush's fault.

I have a new theory though.  I wonder if they were still traumatized by the new zodiac signs.  It's a lot to deal with thinking you were a Taurus your whole live and then finding out your really not. 

Posted by: Tom Brady's hair at January 16, 2011 04:24 PM (kgMTB)

964 --I bet the phrase "no respect" was in there somewhere. Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 08:24 PM (BP6Z1) Was it Cromarte?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 16, 2011 04:25 PM (/Ibu8)

965 993 Boy, the know it all sports idiots don't have much trouble jumping from one bandwagon to another.

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 08:24 PM (1F/m

--Can't wait to hear the spin from Cowherd and Gottlieb tomorrow.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 04:25 PM (BP6Z1)

966

How bad is the 60 Minutes piece?

Shit. I own a copy of Waking Life, does that make me a threat?

Posted by: Ben at January 16, 2011 04:25 PM (DKV43)

967 Way late to this party but CDR M, that pic in the sidebar of FLOUTUS? Yeah, that's the pic Scott Baio got death threats over  when he put it on twitter and asked, 'So the President wakes up to that in the morning'?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 16, 2011 04:26 PM (ehCgM)

968 Okay, I'm on hold with the operator... I think I'm getting warmer to having Bellichick on the phone.  Pats are going to pull this thing out.

Posted by: Jeremy Bates, retarted Offensive Coordinator of Seattle Seahawks at January 16, 2011 04:27 PM (YX6i/)

969

he was pissed that all people talked about was the Patriots going to the Super Bowl and that the Pats D was good and then he said that the Pats couldn't even stop a nose bleed.  He was firggin pissed.  Then went on to say Pittsburgh is next.

oh we're ready.

bitches take my shots

Posted by: Ben at January 16, 2011 04:28 PM (DKV43)

970

Can't wait to hear the spin from Cowherd and Gottlieb tomorrow

I live in flyover country, so will not get to enjoy that.

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 04:28 PM (1F/m8)

971

Okay, I'm on hold with the operator... I think I'm getting warmer to having Bellichick on the phone.  Pats are going to pull this thing out.

Thanks for the update.  Does this mean I have time to run to the bathroom?

Posted by: Tom Brady's hair at January 16, 2011 04:29 PM (kgMTB)

972 Time to bring up the classic smack-off call.

~1:50 onward is the relevant part.  "The Michelle Obama of the Celtics"

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2011 04:29 PM (BP6Z1)

973 Does this mean I have time to run to the bathroom?

Posted by: Tom Brady's hair at January 16, 2011 08:29 PM (kgMTB)

Yes, duh!  Pats already kicked the field goal.

Posted by: Jeremy Bates, retarted Offensive Coordinator of Seattle Seahawks at January 16, 2011 04:30 PM (YX6i/)

974 WTF?  CBS didn't mention Sarah's name in their story.

That was my takeway too!

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 04:35 PM (piMMO)

975

Feb 14, 2011 - Red Sox pitchers and catchers report. 

Posted by: Tom Brady's hair at January 16, 2011 04:35 PM (kgMTB)

976 Bret Baier wants to know who you want for prez.  Mittens is running away with it.  Ugh.

Posted by: RushBabe at January 16, 2011 04:36 PM (urYpw)

977 ANybody know the spread on this game?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 16, 2011 04:37 PM (DLxD/)

978 Way late to this party but CDR M, that pic in the sidebar of FLOUTUS? Yeah, that's the pic Scott Baio got death threats over  when he put it on twitter and asked, 'So the President wakes up to that in the morning'?

Wait. So that photo isn't shopped?!

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 04:39 PM (piMMO)

979 1014 Horrifying isn't it?

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2011 04:42 PM (yuklr)

980 Steelers/Packers SuperBowl...  Pittsburgh gets the seventh ring by seven points. that is all

Posted by: mrfixit at January 16, 2011 04:45 PM (X6YMj)

981 1009 WTF?  CBS didn't mention Sarah's name in their story.

That was my takeway too!

Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2011 08:35 PM (piMMO)

Actually that's no longer necessary.  They liberal meme is out there now about him being a nutty right winger.  Its no longer about pushing that but making sure to not do anything that will disregard it.  So they talk about him being a nutcase, but no mention of how others were wrong in blaming the tea party and Palin.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2011 04:46 PM (oVQFe)

982 That's just the way many athletes get motivation.They are obsessed with any perceived lack of respect.The Patriots with Belicek are famous for revving themselves up that way.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2011 04:46 PM (yuklr)

983 Did someone say SEVEN?!

SEVEN!

Posted by: tangonine at January 16, 2011 04:47 PM (x3YFz)

984 Packers and the Steelers are the two best teams remaining in the playoffs.Doesn't mean they will win of course.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2011 04:48 PM (yuklr)

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 16, 2011 04:48 PM (nNdNS)

986 I'll try to get past O'Fucknuckle on the superbowl pre-game coverage.  Will probably involve a channel switch while Mr. Shitbag provides his pussified opinion of a sport, that if he played, he'd piss himself and then cry a lot.

Posted by: tangonine at January 16, 2011 04:49 PM (x3YFz)

987

 Steelers/Packers SuperBowl...  Pittsburgh gets the seventh ring by seven points. that is all

Stairway to Seven baby!

Posted by: Ben at January 16, 2011 04:50 PM (DKV43)

988 1025

 Steelers/Packers SuperBowl...  Pittsburgh gets the seventh ring by seven points. that is all

Stairway to Seven baby!

Posted by: Ben at January 16, 2011 08:50 PM (DKV43)

Seven!  The number of... COMPLETE OWNAGE!

GO STEELERS!

Posted by: tangonine at January 16, 2011 04:51 PM (x3YFz)

989

GO STEELERS!

Here we go, Steelers, here we go, Pittsburgh's going to the superbowl!

Posted by: Ben at January 16, 2011 04:54 PM (DKV43)

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 04:56 PM (zxpIo)

991 Give that link a second to load right, it's Helena Bonham Carter I was referring to.  Check out the shoes.  \o/

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 04:58 PM (zxpIo)

992

Geez, this is still the top thread?  Maybe we should make it the ont and go for 2000 comments.

I know I'm getting old when I just sat thru an entire Huckabee episode.  A cheesy rendition of Locomotion is being sung at the moment.  The horror.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 04:58 PM (dWPyO)

993 1028

GO STEELERS!

Here we go, Steelers, here we go, Pittsburgh's going to the superbowl!

Posted by: Ben at January 16, 2011 08:54 PM (DKV43)

I've been a Steeler fan since 1974.  I was 6.  My two older brothers, who were from Pittsburgh, took me out in the back yard and threw footballs AT me (not to me) to toughen me up.  They infused my current loyalty.

I wear 1 jersey on game day:  58

Posted by: tangonine at January 16, 2011 04:59 PM (x3YFz)

994 Her shoes don't match. Is that the new style?

Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2011 04:59 PM (1F/m8)

995

I just sasw that pic - Peaches! Yikes!!

Did you see the Jon Hamm pic yet?? NOT GOOD AT ALL. He looks like he put on like 20 lbs.

January Jones is by far the best dressed. But she doesn't have much competition. The dresses are pretty underwhelming.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 16, 2011 04:59 PM (ehCgM)

996 Sheesh, Christina Hendricks has some kind of gigantic bow twice as big as her head, right up there on top of her humongous boobies.    And it looks like poor Kelly Osbourne is getting a little chunky again.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 05:03 PM (zxpIo)

997

These dresses are shiteous. It's like watching a Dynasty marathon. When did shoulder pads come back into fashino?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 16, 2011 05:04 PM (ehCgM)

998 Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 16, 2011 09:04 PM (ehCgM)

I Blame Moochelle.

Posted by: Holger at January 16, 2011 05:05 PM (YxGud)

999 Annette Benning is an insufferable diptard but her huby still has 'it'.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 16, 2011 05:06 PM (ehCgM)

1000 1037 Yeah,but on her they aren't pads.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2011 05:06 PM (yuklr)

1001 #1035  And it looks like poor Kelly Osbourne is getting a little chunky again.

She may have been suppressing her sorrow/embarrassment with binge eating:

Kelly Osbourne's ex Luke Worrall 'cheated on her with a pre-op transsexual'

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 05:06 PM (c0A3e)

1002 Julianne Moore's dress is really weird and ugly.  And what the hell was up with Annette Benning's hair?  Yikes!

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 05:07 PM (zxpIo)

1003 1040 Ouch.Couldn't even wait for after the operation?

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2011 05:08 PM (yuklr)

1004    And it looks like poor Kelly Osbourne is getting a little chunky again.


Whenever i see her new bod i wanna fap and then my eyes move up to her face and all i see is Ozzy, desire to fap terminated.

Posted by: booger at January 16, 2011 05:09 PM (9RFH1)

1005 1041 Julianne Moore's dress is really weird and ugly.  And what the hell was up with Annette Benning's hair?  Yikes!

And y'all say I'm tough on the womens.   

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 05:10 PM (c0A3e)

1006 Ricky Gervais looks good - he's really slimmed down.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 16, 2011 05:10 PM (ehCgM)

1007 When we say let's have more boobies in the thread, this isn't what we had in mind.

Posted by: All Morons Everywhere at January 16, 2011 05:13 PM (6QeTX)

1008 I think I've read that Bonham Carter and Burton live in adjoining townhouses.  Which doesn't make it sound like there's a lot of freakin' going on.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2011 05:14 PM (zxpIo)

1009

--The horses' ass, or Michelle Antoinette?

Posted by: logprof

B, make that a B+.

Posted by: sTevo at January 16, 2011 05:14 PM (VMcEw)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 16, 2011 05:15 PM (ehCgM)

1011 1049 I think I've read that Bonham Carter and Burton live in adjoining townhouses.  Which doesn't make it sound like there's a lot of freakin' going on.

I've heard the same.  Makes it the ideal marriage, and great for limiting decadence!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 05:16 PM (c0A3e)

1012

No, you can never be tougher than when the womens start critiquing each other.  Best to just stand back out of the field of fire and watch.

True.  It's the cause of eating disorders as well.  Gay male fashion and brutal criticism from other women.  Lets face it, straight males don't care about shoes.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 05:18 PM (dWPyO)

1013

Hey all, I just got a hell of a nice pair of dress shoes.

 

 

What.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 16, 2011 05:21 PM (DLxD/)

1014

True. It's the cause of eating disorders as well. Gay male fashion and brutal criticism from other women. Lets face it, straight males don't care about shoes.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 09:18 PM (dWPyO)

What show is this from:

Why do they call it a wedgie?"
"Because the underwear is pulled up from the back until... it wedges in."
"They also have an Atomic Wedgie. Now the goal there is to actually get the waistband on top of
the head. It's very rare."
"Boys are sick."
"What do girls do?"
"We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder."


Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 05:22 PM (VuLos)

1015   Lets face it, straight males don't care about shoes.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 09:18 PM (dWPyO)

A coach of a certain NY football team excluded.

Posted by: robtr at January 16, 2011 05:22 PM (hVDig)

1016 Seinfeld!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 05:23 PM (dWPyO)

1017

A coach of a certain NY football team excluded

He cares about shoes the same way we care about panties or bras.  heh

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 05:24 PM (dWPyO)

1018 Seinfeld!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 09:23 PM (dWPyO)

Yep. It was the first thing that pop into my head when I read your post.

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2011 05:24 PM (VuLos)

1019 Lets face it, straight males don't care about shoes.

Posted by: Delta Smelt


I hate to be contrary but what red blooded American male doesnt like a shoe show?

Posted by: sTevo at January 16, 2011 05:30 PM (VMcEw)

1020 whatthehell?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 16, 2011 05:32 PM (Wh0W+)

1021 This is disturbing.New thread please.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2011 05:35 PM (yuklr)

1022 J...E...T...S, JETS JETS JETS are on their way to their 2nd straight AFC title game. One more stop before the Super Bowl!

Posted by: NJRob at January 16, 2011 05:35 PM (Lh9iz)

1023 1056   Lets face it, straight males don't care about shoes.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 09:18 PM (dWPyO)

It's not the shoes, it's the feet inside I like.


Posted by: Dick Morris at January 16, 2011 05:38 PM (JpFM9)

1024 I'm now a huge Green Bay fan for the next few weeks.  Don't care for anyone else left besides them.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 05:39 PM (dWPyO)

1025 http://tinyurl.com/5rk8ucq

No, I'm not J Edgar Hoover.

Posted by: sTevo at January 16, 2011 05:42 PM (VMcEw)

1026 I refuse to watch the Oscars or the Global Globes until Steven Seagal gets the recognition he deserves for delivering the immortal line "Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?"

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2011 05:46 PM (c0A3e)

1027

check out the headline i just put up.

It turns out the Jets punt "wall" idea was stolen from the Patriots. Apparantly there is video of the Pats doing it earlier this season. It seems the Jets picked up a released pats player who told him about it.

It is common for division rivals to pick up players from  each other as a way to learn the other teams secrets.

I have a feeling the NFL will keep it under wraps like they did with Brett Favre's penis for as long as they could

Posted by: Ben at January 16, 2011 05:48 PM (DKV43)

1028 Let's see if the Patriots get punished like that poor shlub strength coach did.Frankly I don't think it is a big deal,teams do shit like that on the sidelines.Since the Jets were roasted for it though so should the Pats.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2011 05:50 PM (yuklr)

1029

Haha, Climate of Hate in Chicago

 Seattle Coach Pete Carroll was very upset at the brutality meted upon his players.

"There has been a climate of hate building here in Chicago against us all week long," he said after the game. "It started with that sports talk radio figure - you all know who I mean - saying that he hoped the Bears would just destroy us. A caller said the Bears should show us no mercy. Another said he wanted the Bears to crush us. Now I've got two men in the hospital. With all the harsh language and vitriol in this city, it's not surprise that things turned out the way they did."

This reporter contacted the White House to get Chicago native President Obama's reaction.

"They brought a knife to the fight," the president responded through a spokesman. "We brought a gun. It's the Chicago way."

Once the game ended, Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas tweeted, "Mission accomplished, Sarah Palin."
http://tinyurl.com/4w3ktrd


 

Posted by: robtr at January 16, 2011 05:51 PM (hVDig)

1030

the NFL will keep it under wraps like they did with Brett Favre's penis for as long as they could

I see what you did there.

Too bad Brett couldn't.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 05:51 PM (dWPyO)

1031 so it's Jets-Steelers and Packers-Bears then?
man I'm looking forward to a Steelers-Packers super bowl
weird, as old as those two franchises are, they've never played in a SB before

Posted by: chemjeff at January 16, 2011 05:53 PM (PaSAU)

1032 also, i;d like to point out before i wander to the bed, the Patriots have the best on-sides kick i've ever seen. I know it didn't work, but wow that is as close to perfect as you can get for an onsides kick.

Posted by: Ben at January 16, 2011 05:53 PM (DKV43)

1033 I'm convinced Favre wasn't punished only because he promised to retire.If he was coming back he would have been suspended.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2011 05:58 PM (yuklr)

1034 1065 The Jets are just gonna end up being bridesmaids again.
Posted by: CDR M

But we will have fabulous shoes!!!

Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 16, 2011 05:58 PM (oREHE)

1035 The broadcasters thought the onside kick was loose a long time.They didn't seem to understand that it was loose because it took so long to cover 15 yards.The Jets recovered it as soon as they had too.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2011 05:59 PM (yuklr)

1036 #1074

Those "climate of hate instigators" need to be disciplined.  Bring them to me immediately.

Posted by: Rahm at January 16, 2011 06:01 PM (JpFM9)

1037 On another note, how can any of you call yourself conservatives and support Rooney and the Steelers. He helped give us President Obama. It would be like using Progressive as your insurance company. And we have to root against Chicago because that's where Obama's from. So the only choice is to root for a Jets-Packers Super Bowl. J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets!

Posted by: NJRob at January 16, 2011 06:06 PM (Lh9iz)

1038 This is a good articl!

Posted by: Denise at January 16, 2011 06:06 PM (WHuTt)

1039 1072

check out the headline i just put up.

It turns out the Jets punt "wall" idea was stolen from the Patriots. Apparantly there is video of the Pats doing it earlier this season. It seems the Jets picked up a released pats player who told him about it.

It is common for division rivals to pick up players from  each other as a way to learn the other teams secrets.

I have a feeling the NFL will keep it under wraps like they did with Brett Favre's penis for as long as they could

Posted by: Ben at January 16, 2011 09:48 PM (DKV43)

Fox's pregame show talked about it.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2011 06:08 PM (oVQFe)

1040 Nope, Steelers all the way baby

Posted by: chemjeff at January 16, 2011 06:11 PM (PaSAU)

1041 1056   Lets face it, straight males don't care about shoes.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 16, 2011 09:18 PM (dWPyO)

A coach of a certain NY football team excluded.

Posted by: robtr at January 16, 2011 09:22 PM (hVDig)

Hey.  Every infantryman on the planet knows the value of comfortable shoes.

Posted by: tangonine at January 16, 2011 06:34 PM (x3YFz)

1042 1088 I might have even watched a Stillers/Seachickens souperbowl. As it is I'm going to skip the big gay lumpkin festival on wheels and just drink alone with my wife.

Posted by: The Dread 80286 opcode LMSW at January 16, 2011 10:15 PM (SrMVn)

That's what those who's teams don't advance do.

Posted by: tangonine at January 16, 2011 06:36 PM (x3YFz)

1043

Cam Newton stole my computer!!!

 

Hey, Coach Cheese-stick!!!!!!!  Cam Newton stole my computer!

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