January 29, 2011
— Dave in Texas Just cause it's Saturday night.
Game time is less than 24 hours or a week even, from now. Remember when they played in January? Good times, good times.
Green Bay and Pittsburgh (two of the most insignificant places on the planet), both their teams are in Dallas gettin ready for tomorrow. Where it's not 12 degrees, where there ain't 3 feet of snow on the roads. Where airports work.
I think Vegas says Packers by 2.5. Over/under 45.
My call is GB by 7 and over/under 54. You've seen my football prowess, bet accordingly.
Also, God I'm so stupid. Well, ok, pre-pre-trash talkin Saturday night and Pro-Bowl haiku contest.
Snowflake on a winter pond
Jeff Fisher, I'm tired,
all good things come to an end
this is the end my friend
Posted by: Dave in Texas at
05:31 PM
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Posted by: MostlyRight at January 29, 2011 05:39 PM (LaqL2)
Posted by: Palerider at January 29, 2011 05:39 PM (5CusZ)
Posted by: Britt at January 29, 2011 05:40 PM (+lDY6)
Posted by: beedubya at January 29, 2011 05:40 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 29, 2011 05:40 PM (A0VTZ)
Week-long Super Bowl party at DinT's house!
Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 29, 2011 05:40 PM (7EV/g)
Posted by: kyle at January 29, 2011 05:41 PM (ZcOgf)
Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2011 05:41 PM (zxpIo)
Hey Dave..you'd better order the pizzas tonight..cuz they'll be busy tomorrow
Posted by: beedubya at January 29, 2011 05:41 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 29, 2011 05:42 PM (7EV/g)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 29, 2011 05:43 PM (c1oyg)
Did you degenerates know that you can wager on the Pro Bowl in Vegas?
Hell, you can wager on when Paris Hilton gets the crabs again in Vegas
Posted by: beedubya at January 29, 2011 05:45 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Packer Shareholder at January 29, 2011 05:46 PM (u4a/I)
Posted by: joh at January 29, 2011 05:47 PM (JEvSn)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisrapist at January 29, 2011 05:47 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Ben at January 29, 2011 05:48 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 29, 2011 05:50 PM (yQWNf)
Dude, get a grip.
Posted by: joh at January 29, 2011 05:51 PM (JEvSn)
Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2011 05:53 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Peaches (Pats fan, no dog in this hunt) at January 29, 2011 05:53 PM (zxpIo)
Ah, the sweet tears of Cowboys fans and their collapsing stadiums. Spill an ice cube tray on the highway & gridlock the city.
Posted by: Dave at January 29, 2011 05:54 PM (dxXO1)
Posted by: Canadian Infidel at January 29, 2011 05:54 PM (GKQDR)
Dude, get a grip.
Posted by: joh at January 29, 2011 09:51 PM (JEvSn)
Sorry if that reality causes ur fallopian tubes to twist.
Posted by: Packer Shareholder at January 29, 2011 05:54 PM (u4a/I)
Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2011 05:55 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Ben at January 29, 2011 05:55 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: beedubya at January 29, 2011 05:55 PM (AnTyA)
I hate both teams. If their rosters weren't filled with grandstanding douchebags, I might give a shit.
But they don't, and I don't.
Whatever.
Posted by: ErikW at January 29, 2011 05:56 PM (0ODVa)
>> DiT, I'm gonna laugh when Flozell Adams hoists the Lombardi trophy in your home stadium
And I'll laugh when he gets flagged for holding it, with the 5 yard penalty.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 29, 2011 05:56 PM (Wh0W+)
You have 8 days to change your mind ...
Posted by: Adriane at January 29, 2011 05:57 PM (dIik4)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 29, 2011 05:58 PM (xdHzq)
So, OJ - innocent or guilty, Peaches of Decadence?
/stirring the pot
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 29, 2011 05:59 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Ben at January 29, 2011 06:00 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 29, 2011 06:00 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at January 29, 2011 06:01 PM (F+Y9Z)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 29, 2011 06:01 PM (7EV/g)
Posted by: Ben at January 29, 2011 06:01 PM (DKV43)
Kratos, that is disingenuous. OJ Simpson was indicted and tried (badly and with the wrong outcome, but that's the way it worked). Ben Roethlisberger was investigated and no charges were brought. WTF
Posted by: Tom fuckin' Brady at January 29, 2011 06:02 PM (zxpIo)
It is 4th and 1
A J Raji seems angry
I think we should punt
Posted by: Jones at January 29, 2011 06:02 PM (b+yWd)
Obama has been against Green Bay during the entire playoffs. First, he rooted for the dog killer Vick. Then, his "hometown" Bears. Now, he will undoubtedly be rooting for the Steelers. The Steelers owner Dan Rooney is his Ambassador to Ireland and the inventor of the "Rooney Rule". No doubt, Obama thinks that the police reacted "stupidly" in arresting Roethlisberger. Finally, Packer cornerback Charles Woodson mocked Obama in his postgame address to the team after beating the Bears(And we know how thick skinned Barack is about being made fun of,) Face it morons. If you are rooting for Pittsburgh, you are 100% on the side of President Obama. Enjoy!
Posted by: Packer Shareholder at January 29, 2011 06:02 PM (u4a/I)
I find it ironic that in today's media culture two "insignificant" teams from Flyover Country who happened to be two of the league's storied franchises, are competing for the title
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 29, 2011 06:03 PM (c1oyg)
Bears still suck.
Cowboys aren't even up to suck level yet. Pack beat them so bad their coach got fired, same as the Vikings.
Green Bay: Bringing the beat-down so bad, two opposing head coaches got FIRED... in mid-season!
Posted by: Bourbonista! at January 29, 2011 06:03 PM (w1IIu)
I think I'm about to be put in charge of posting Chick Corea videos.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 29, 2011 06:03 PM (Wh0W+)
Posted by: Jones at January 29, 2011 06:05 PM (b+yWd)
Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2011 06:05 PM (zxpIo)
what do you think will be worse, the announcers love affair with Rodgers or the halftime show?
Also, why do they even play the probowl anymore? Does anyone watch it?
Haven't we gotten to the point we were realize all star games in football are a joke?
Posted by: Ben at January 29, 2011 06:06 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Anne B. at January 29, 2011 10:05 PM (9HKEM)
better deals on gin and hookers for NFL honchos
Posted by: Jones at January 29, 2011 06:07 PM (b+yWd)
Posted by: Adriane at January 29, 2011 09:57 PM (dIik4)
I could give a shit less about the Bowl.
It's just not important in my world.
Posted by: ErikW at January 29, 2011 06:07 PM (0ODVa)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 29, 2011 06:07 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 29, 2011 06:09 PM (yQWNf)
Adding the bye week to the regular season pushed the Super Bowl into Feb.
They moved the Pro Bowl to the week before the SB, and still no one watches.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 29, 2011 06:09 PM (7EV/g)
>I could give a shit less about the Bowl.
It's just not important in my world.
INFIDEL!
B U RN H I M
Posted by: Jones at January 29, 2011 06:09 PM (b+yWd)
Is everyone here instead of the ONT? Do I have to submit a haiku to participate on this thread? I always failed Haiku in school.
I predict it will be Green Bay. Because cheese tastes good.
Posted by: ParanoidGrillInSeattle at January 29, 2011 06:10 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: SomewhereSouthWest at January 29, 2011 06:11 PM (CyPWX)
Damn. It didn't work.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 29, 2011 06:11 PM (c0A3e)
Up With People at halftime, yes
Star-Spangled Banner will be performed by the Ray Conniff Singers
sponsored by Schlitz
Posted by: Jones at January 29, 2011 06:11 PM (b+yWd)
Posted by: Anne B. at January 29, 2011 10:05 PM (9HKEM)
To shorten the sports chasm between the Super Bowl and the Daytona 500 and Spring Training. (Pro basketball is an unwatchable farce, and NCAA hoops is meaningless until the tournament)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 29, 2011 06:14 PM (c1oyg)
B U RN H I M
Posted by: Jones at January 29, 2011 10:09 PM (b+yWd)
Blow me, just wait until golf season.
Posted by: ErikW at January 29, 2011 06:16 PM (0ODVa)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 29, 2011 06:18 PM (7EV/g)
Posted by: Catlady at January 29, 2011 06:21 PM (7bhPo)
Is everyone here instead of the ONT? Do I have to submit a haiku to participate on this thread? I always failed Haiku in school.
I predict it will be Green Bay. Because cheese tastes good.
Posted by: ParanoidGrillInSeattle at January 29, 2011 10:10 PM (RZ8pf)
I predict it willbe Green Bay because cheese tastes
so good. Steelers suck.
In proper form, PGIS
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 29, 2011 06:21 PM (c1oyg)
btw, it will be sunny and low 80's tomorrow
when you are watching the game....think of me, then shovel the snow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 29, 2011 06:21 PM (uIQK6)
Posted by: Catlady at January 29, 2011 06:23 PM (7bhPo)
Posted by: Catlady at January 29, 2011 06:24 PM (7bhPo)
Posted by: Catlady at January 29, 2011 06:25 PM (7bhPo)
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 29, 2011 10:21 PM (uIQK6)
Your decadence is
the seeds of your destruction
come into the Light
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 29, 2011 06:26 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Muckdog at January 29, 2011 06:26 PM (P17Dq)
No joke, our news down here in San Antonio made this big deal that Dallas strip clubs needs extra strippers to handle the Super Bowl. How in hades did that become newsworthy????
the invisible
pimp hand of adam smith holds
promise - a twenty
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2011 06:28 PM (OAiUC)
Posted by: Catlady at January 29, 2011 06:32 PM (7bhPo)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at January 29, 2011 06:33 PM (x81hH)
...
Winter snow still comes
Neighbors still refuse to buy
A snow blower
Snow comes quick anon
Panic does the masses strike
Must get milk and bread
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 29, 2011 06:37 PM (c1oyg)
>> Ah man, Dave, I was just gettin' my haiku thang on...
Give.
I could blame my job
except the job has been good
even got a raise
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 29, 2011 06:38 PM (Wh0W+)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 29, 2011 10:18 PM (7EV/g)
Maybe he will and maybe he won't. It's golf, anything can happen.
Posted by: ErikW at January 29, 2011 06:40 PM (0ODVa)
Posted by: Diffus at January 29, 2011 07:55 PM (wmn3o)
Winter snowflakes fall.
Fat asses out on the field.
Where now, Dick Buttkiss?
Posted by: Aaron Burr at January 29, 2011 08:14 PM (/HNI2)
Posted by: Little Bobby Tables at January 29, 2011 08:36 PM (twSPV)
Posted by: KLL at January 29, 2011 09:28 PM (RgogL)
Posted by: Uncle Jed Spicoli at January 29, 2011 11:03 PM (qPTz0)
That's the Ray Charles singers, actually (not the Ray Charles). They were made famous by their frequent appearances on the Perry Como Show.
Ray Conniff was a trombonist in the Big Band days who became a bandleader himself in the Easy Listening days, releasing several hundred thousand LPs of mind-numbing sameness.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at January 29, 2011 11:49 PM (fjoLg)
Posted by: '11 Cotton Bowl at January 30, 2011 04:35 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 30, 2011 10:24 AM (vA9ld)
Posted by: Ben Rothlisberger's Penis at January 30, 2011 08:24 PM (s/vFz)
Posted by: gonzotx at January 30, 2011 11:23 PM (ExKx3)
You may be a Packer fan if...
You may be a Packer fan if you won't let your fifteen year old daughter smoke. At the table. In front of her kids.
Da cheese makes you thick.
I live in Wisconsin, dere.
Steelers by five, hey?
Posted by: Shawn at January 31, 2011 05:09 AM (KZYiC)
"...two of the most insignificant places on the planet..." And that shit hole of a city Dallas is *what*, precisely?
Skrew you, pig-dog-behaach!
Posted by: Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg at January 31, 2011 05:40 AM (JSetw)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 01, 2011 11:55 AM (vA9ld)
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Posted by: kyle at January 29, 2011 05:38 PM (ZcOgf)