January 03, 2011

Supercave Discovered in Vietnam;"Greatest discovery in a generation!" Claim Screenwriters, Location Scouts
— Ace

Also reportedly "thrilled:" people who make Yo Mama jokes.

rdbrewer posted this in the sidebar on Friday, I think. If you haven't clicked, do so; it's just eight pictures, all of it pretty breathtaking.

This is what we speleologists call "a big fucking cave."

Picture taken from here.

Another good here's-a-human-for-scale-purposes shot:

Hey, let's go fishing:

That from here.

I think a lot of pictures on the internet of caves are now being mislabled as Hang Son Doong/Phong Nha caves, by the way.


Here's a National Geographic article about it. It was discovered 20 years ago, but in May of 2009 an expedition actually explored it. It's in the news now because the last expedition was halted...

In the spring of 2009, Sims was a member of the first expedition to enter Hang Son Doong, or “mountain river cave,” in a remote part of central Vietnam. Hidden in rugged Phong Nha-Ke Bang National Park near the border with Laos, the cave is part of a network of 150 or so caves, many still not surveyed, in the Annamite Mountains. During the first expedition, the team explored two and a half miles of Hang Son Doong before a 200-foot wall of muddy calcite stopped them. They named it the Great Wall of Vietnam. Above it they could make out an open space and traces of light, but they had no idea what lay on the other side. A year later, they have returned—seven hard-core British cavers, a few scientists, and a crew of porters—to climb the wall, if they can, measure the passage, and push on, if possible, all the way to the end of the cave.

Posted by: Ace at 11:44 AM | Comments (87)
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1 David, why don't you show our guests the Genesis Cave

Posted by: Dr Carol Marcus at January 03, 2011 12:05 PM (vdfwz)

2 If you look real close you can just make out the Morlocks in the shadows

Posted by: American Elephant at January 03, 2011 12:06 PM (2+X4m)

3 Make that the world's second biggest cave.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel's Gynecologist at January 03, 2011 12:06 PM (ISHA6)

4 This just proves there is a me.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at January 03, 2011 12:06 PM (1fB+3)

5 That cave's a big fucking deal!

Posted by: Joe "Spelunker" Biden at January 03, 2011 12:06 PM (UOM48)

6

The formation of giant caves is just one more ominous harbinger of ecological disaster brought about by Anthropogenic Global Warming Climate Change Global Climate Disruption Man-caused Climate Catastrophe.

Posted by: Al Gore (D) Servant of Gaia at January 03, 2011 12:07 PM (QKKT0)

7 This location was to remain 'un-disclosed'.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at January 03, 2011 12:08 PM (ISHA6)

8 This is no cave.

Posted by: Han Solo at January 03, 2011 12:08 PM (SJ6/3)

9 quick, someone p-chop Obama swinging a golf club in that pic!

Posted by: Soothsayer the magician at January 03, 2011 12:09 PM (uFokq)

10

Meh.

I've seen bigger things.

Posted by: laceyunderalls looking at a pic of R. Gibbs & his GINORMOUS forehead at January 03, 2011 12:09 PM (pLTLS)

11 That cave is clearly a food desert.  I wonder if arugula will grow there?

Posted by: Michelle O, Food Czar at January 03, 2011 12:10 PM (UOM48)

12

Who could even afford the furniture to fill up a place like that?

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at January 03, 2011 12:10 PM (QKKT0)

13 Hell, that ain't shit.

Posted by: Barack O at January 03, 2011 12:11 PM (EW49d)

14 BALROG!!!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2011 12:11 PM (B+qrE)

15 Someone please p-shop a pic of Barry on his girl's bike wearing his widdle helmet into that pic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2011 12:12 PM (UOM48)

16 Five dollar beaucoup money. Two dollar fifty cents.

Posted by: Genghis Kerry at January 03, 2011 12:12 PM (SJ6/3)

17 Yo momma's such a ho, she's got a Hang Son Doong snatch! [Hmmm, that could work...]

Posted by: joncelli© at January 03, 2011 12:13 PM (RD7QR)

18 There's gotta be a lot of Bat Guano there...good for ammending your garden soil with soluble phosphorus. 

Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 03, 2011 12:13 PM (ISHA6)

19 Without the tireless effort of Muslim spelunkers this cave would never have been found.

Posted by: Barry "The Prez" Obama at January 03, 2011 12:13 PM (1fB+3)

20 Journey to the Center of the Cambodian Hellhole

Posted by: Soothsayer the magician at January 03, 2011 12:14 PM (uFokq)

21

It is seared, seared into my memory making trips into that cave in '68 to meet with CIA operatives to plan the bombing of Cambodia.

Posted by: Sen. Jean-Clod Kerry (D) Reporting 4 Dooty at January 03, 2011 12:14 PM (QKKT0)

22 Another great p-shop would be Rahm Emmanuel handing upside down like a bat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2011 12:14 PM (UOM48)

23 Was waitin to see a bunch of Orcs and a cave troll running through...

Posted by: sillyme at January 03, 2011 12:15 PM (T8h7U)

24

 if they can, measure the passage, and push on, if possible, all the way to the end of the cave.

Outstanding! keep humping and if you find my keys we can drive out of here.

Posted by: robtr at January 03, 2011 12:16 PM (hVDig)

25 How can they say world's biggest cave? We have caves in the U.S. that have never been fully explored.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 03, 2011 12:17 PM (SJ6/3)

26 That's strange, I don't remember shoving that boat up my ass.

Posted by: Goatse at January 03, 2011 12:18 PM (IoUF1)

27 Fred, I'm not cleaning up this mess, without negotiating a new contract!

Posted by: wilma union organizer at January 03, 2011 12:18 PM (h+qn8)

28

We have caves in the U.S. that have never been fully explored.

Too bad it's not baseball season, because that is a big ole hanging curve right there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2011 12:19 PM (B+qrE)

29 Don't forget the man in the boat when entering a cave.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 03, 2011 12:19 PM (SJ6/3)

30 where's geico when ya need em.

Posted by: caveman hiding behind mud wall at January 03, 2011 12:20 PM (h+qn8)

31

So this is why we lost that war?

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 03, 2011 12:20 PM (qygnQ)

32 Life preservers are located under your seats, not that you'll ever need one.

Posted by: Charon at January 03, 2011 12:20 PM (QKKT0)

33 The Mines of Moriah, it ain't.

Posted by: Gimli at January 03, 2011 12:20 PM (TNuqz)

34 Hey can you guys carry this letter to my parents?

They should be just beyond that giant wall.

Posted by: Joe Sestack at January 03, 2011 12:21 PM (tf9Ne)

35 When they said Charlie was working and moving underground, I thought they meant little man-made rat holes.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 03, 2011 12:21 PM (qygnQ)

36

Don't forget the man in the boat when entering a cave.

 

Damn, your nimble fingers.

For that, I keep on my sock.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 03, 2011 12:21 PM (ISHA6)

37 My fist will work in there no problem!

Posted by: kevin jennings at January 03, 2011 12:21 PM (PMLMw)

38 Vietnam you say?

Charlie don't surf speelunk!

Posted by: DrewM. at January 03, 2011 12:22 PM (HicGG)

39 I watched a show on Natgeo in the last couple of weeks.  It is the largest cave and it ends at the wall.  The last expedition managed to climb it and there is nothing at the top of it.  It ends there.

Oh, and one of the scientists in the group found a new species of something or other.  I don't remember what it was.  The whole thing was rather boring, but the footage was pretty amazing.

Posted by: Jaynie59 at January 03, 2011 12:23 PM (YjQWV)

40 does it lead to China?

Posted by: old cavewives tale at January 03, 2011 12:23 PM (h+qn8)

41


Oh, and one of the scientists in the group found a new species of something or other Jaynie59 at January 03, 2011 04:23 PM (YjQWV

dooooomed!

Posted by: old cavewives tale at January 03, 2011 12:24 PM (h+qn8)

42  too buku.

Posted by: Viatnamese Hooker at January 03, 2011 12:25 PM (ISHA6)

43

  The last expedition managed to climb it and there is nothing at the top of it.  It ends there

so the journey to the center of the earth was rather a shallow tale.

Posted by: old cavewives tale at January 03, 2011 12:26 PM (h+qn8)

44

They must mean largest in total area, because I don't think it has anything on this cave in Venezueala.

Look closely.  You can see two helecopters at the base of the waterfall by the pool.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 03, 2011 12:26 PM (qygnQ)

45 The last expedition managed to climb it and there is nothing at the top of it.  It ends there.

I'll be if you started from the other direction, it would lead to India.

Posted by: Meth-Addled Christopher Columbus at January 03, 2011 12:26 PM (B+qrE)

46 The horror... the horror...

Posted by: The fat guy in the cave at January 03, 2011 12:27 PM (Q1lie)

47 Disneyland? Fuck, man, this is better than Disneyland!

Posted by: Pvt. Lance Johnson at January 03, 2011 12:27 PM (QKKT0)

48 I don't know.  That second pic Ace posted.  That's one big cave.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 03, 2011 12:30 PM (qygnQ)

49 A post about a hole in the ground? Jesus man we have sunk low.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 03, 2011 12:30 PM (h2+O0)

50 Nice cave. Not wild about the name. How about 'Gaia's Vagina' or 'Barney Frank's Rear Entrance' instead?

Posted by: cali grump at January 03, 2011 12:34 PM (hL0k8)

51 rdbrewer,re ; Cueva del Fantasma, the  picture of the entrance is gorgeous

Posted by: old cavewives tale at January 03, 2011 12:35 PM (h+qn8)

52 Meh, nothing special if you ask me.

Mine's got a sweet car, plane, boat, etc etc etc.

Posted by: Batman at January 03, 2011 12:38 PM (ZV1rk)

53 50 Nice cave. Not wild about the name. How about 'Gaia's Vagina' or 'Barney Frank's Rear Entrance' instead?
Posted by: cali grump at January 03, 2011 04:34 PM (hL0k

Snooki's Cooter

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 03, 2011 12:38 PM (IoUF1)

54 Is this where the Ho Chi Minh Trail starts or ends?

Posted by: Kemp at January 03, 2011 12:39 PM (JpFM9)

55 Speaking of caves Carlsbad is BAD.  I mean it is beatiful!  So is Monmouth in KY.

Posted by: Kemp at January 03, 2011 12:41 PM (JpFM9)

56

WAIT!  are those Illegal Mexican immigrants I see in the background? 

Someone see where this thing comes out at!

Posted by: Sherif Joe Arpaio at January 03, 2011 12:42 PM (AdK6a)

57 Posted by: Batman at January 03, 2011 04:38 PM (ZV1rk)

We do a different kind of "spelunking", though (IYKWIMAITYD).

Posted by: Robin at January 03, 2011 12:42 PM (IoUF1)

58 Big? You should see Henry Waxman's right nostril.

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2011 12:42 PM (GwPRU)

59 Posted by: Kemp at January 03, 2011 04:41 PM (JpFM9)

There's one in Arkansas that had a nightclub built inside it. I don't remember exactly where it is.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 03, 2011 12:43 PM (IoUF1)

60

Kemp, it's not Monmouth.

It's MAMMOTH.  Cause it's big like a mammoth.

Posted by: kevlarchick at January 03, 2011 12:46 PM (TNuqz)

61 What they need is a good ole USAF drone to fly in that fucker.  Set up a receiver in the cave and record the drones shit!

10% that's all I ask.

Posted by: Kemp, now agentman at January 03, 2011 12:46 PM (JpFM9)

62 and right about Carlsbad Caverns, pretty cool with the stalagtites(sp) and such.

Posted by: old cavewives tale at January 03, 2011 12:47 PM (h+qn8)

63

"to climb the wall, if they can, measure the passage, and push on, if possible, all the way to the end of the cave."

 

I think I've seen this movie.

Posted by: MlR at January 03, 2011 12:47 PM (vuHIt)

64 60

Kemp, it's not Monmouth.

It's MAMMOTH.  Cause it's big like a mammoth.

Yeah, I knew that, sometime ago.  I went to it 20 years ago.  Hard to remember everything.  Thanks

Posted by: Kemp, now agentman at January 03, 2011 12:48 PM (JpFM9)

65 Erelhei-Cinlu

Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2011 12:49 PM (xkJak)

66

Big Cave??? goes down REALLLYYYY far???

Didn't I already do this movie?

Posted by: Brendan Fraisier at January 03, 2011 12:54 PM (AdK6a)

67 We're Movin' On Up!

Posted by: George Jefferstone at January 03, 2011 12:56 PM (vdfwz)

68 How did they just now find this?  It's freaking huge!  Has it really taken this long for someone with a freaking camera to go there?  And that other cave in Venezuela?  Maybe it's because they're in commie countries?  Everyone's too damn busy sittin' on their commie ass to go take a few pictures of a giant fucking cave.  Gotta wait for some fat cat from the west to show up and get some shit done.

Lazy commie scum.

Posted by: Dang at January 03, 2011 01:00 PM (TXKVh)

69 Hang Son Doong, or “mountain river cave" Son's Dong Hang Lo, or 'Man, that's a big fucking dick'

Posted by: Noted Vietnamese Scholar Joe Biden at January 03, 2011 01:02 PM (le5qc)

70 Been caving in VN- it makes KY or NM look totally lame by comparison.  Even the caves in the islands of Ha Long Bay are ginormous.  I've hiked thru some of these areas (but not these particular caves in the post) and you can't just get enough of them.  You KNOW there are hundreds more yet to be found... it's insanely fun.

We even took a boat tour up one.  You just cannot imagine...

Wolf

BTW- VN is TEH BEST vacay I've ever been on- and no, I wasn't there back in '69...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 03, 2011 01:12 PM (hbv0S)

71 This is what we speleologists call "a big fucking cave." Another good here's-a-human-for-scale-purposes shot: Am I the only one who looked those pictures and thought of the Mines of Moria from LotR?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2011 01:13 PM (NITzp)

72 The Mines of Moriah, it ain't. Posted by: Gimli at January 03, 2011 04:20 PM Ahah, good, I wasn't the only one.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2011 01:14 PM (NITzp)

73 I am pretty sure that Mai Doong is much bigger than that. Wanna feel my Pein-USA?

Posted by: BJ Clintoon at January 03, 2011 01:20 PM (RSfE/)

74 Hmm, me knew this cave here for long time. Me live way in back.

Now gas price too high, takes too much to fill club, always conk out halfway up big wall. Unga bunga, gotta move soon, but how me sell in this market.

Posted by: Captain Caaaaavemaaaaaaaaaan at January 03, 2011 01:25 PM (ZV1rk)

75 A cave like that would be big enough to hold the entire US deficit, in nickels, and still have enough room left over to hold all of Venezuela.

Imagine how many bodies we could hide in there - just like I used to use Olduvai Gorge for.  Oh, did you think those were fossils?

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 03, 2011 01:26 PM (Jdtsu)

76 I used to do a lot of caving in my younger days, and man, this brings back the desire.  No double entendre. 

20
Journey to the Center of the Cambodian Hellhole

There is a WV cave called Hellhole, which IIRC is now off limits, but which I spent several days in once, when a new section was just opened.  Spectacular stuff but on a much smaller scale.  Is that why you chose this name?

Posted by: pep at January 03, 2011 01:28 PM (8lSIO)

77 EPA: "Hey, Obama. We've found someplace to jam all those 'highly dangerous' (wink-wink) containers of damn global warming CO2 we're going to force people to collect."

Posted by: Drillanwr at January 03, 2011 02:48 PM (3W/YL)

78

I knew the VC were big on diggin' tunnels an' shit...but wow.

 

Posted by: gebrauchshund at January 03, 2011 02:49 PM (iYwUw)

79 I'm surprised they didn't find an abandoned NVA supply dump in that cave. Those bastards won the war by cover and concealment.

Posted by: SGT Dan at January 03, 2011 03:11 PM (HBTr7)

80 Can't we just take Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi and drop them deep into that cave and leave them there? Let them rule over the cave people, what I like to call "Democrats."

Posted by: Libertyship46 at January 03, 2011 03:41 PM (T2uQs)

81 When, and if, those adventuers ever get back to MY fucking end of MY fucking cave, I've got a big pot of boiling water waiting for their sorry ass heads. They'll look nice outside my hootch hanging next to the last sorry ass that made it back this far..

Posted by: Col. Kurtz at January 03, 2011 04:01 PM (3ueax)

82 *YOU* all think it's funny, WE had to move on short notice.

I've got like a thousand file boxes here, I have NO idea where anything is.

And, from the sound of it, one of them is moving in there somewhere.

Damned inconvenient if you ask me, we had to put our world domination plans back by MONTHS, all because of National Geographic.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at January 03, 2011 05:30 PM (bxiXv)

83 I've known about this cave for years. The NVA used it extensively and our B-52's never knew about it.

Posted by: bowregard at January 03, 2011 05:37 PM (ywLUS)

84 it's the opening to the center of the earth. I for one welcome our new hollow earth resident overlords.

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Posted by: China-store at January 03, 2011 05:49 PM (t24Na)

86 I love how often people like to claim they are the first expedition. First humans to set foot. First to discover. It's not like the mouth of the cave is small.

The "main" entrance to Mammoth Cave in Kentucky doesn't look like much until you enter it. But at least they are honest and point out there that "Native Americans" used the cave long before the white, European descendants found out about it.

Howbout "First expedition with modern cameras and non-locals in tow?"

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