June 16, 2011

Taking the Day Off; Post Gone
— Ace

No further Weiner stories will be posted here, same as no Michelle Obama stories will be posted here. Because I cannot trust commenters with them.

The Weiner story is entirely off-limits now. If you don't like it, start your own blog.

I have undertaken some risks in carrying this story forward. I have evaluated those risks and decided, in many circumstances, the need to develop the story outweighed those risks.

When I inform you that I am not willing to also undertake the risks you so thoughtfully volunteer me for, and you ignore me, that means the entire topic must now be embargoed.

I am sick of having to babysit threads. I lay down a simple advisory -- and note that Ginger Lee is lawyering up and looking to start suing -- and people say to me, "Fuck you. Deal with it."

Well no. Fuck you. You deal with it.

Posted by: Ace at 08:42 AM | Comments (888)
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1 Wow, seems someone had a hissy fit.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 08:43 AM (mjgjn)

2 Oh no - we went and broke the post.

Posted by: RightWingProf at June 16, 2011 08:43 AM (UOcNk)

3 What happened?

Posted by: Ken at June 16, 2011 08:43 AM (JYADs)

4 This is why we can't have nice things people!

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 08:44 AM (wuv1c)

5 No more Weiner? No way... bet Ace breaks down from Weiner Withdrawal within 24 hours.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 08:44 AM (kUaEF)

6 what ever happened i bet it was stupid

Posted by: Bannor at June 16, 2011 08:45 AM (6AXh/)

7
Uh oh... hobos go hide!

Posted by: dan-O at June 16, 2011 08:45 AM (bRLuD)

8 Banned! Each and every one of you! (Calendar? Cookbook? Hit my tip jar!)

Posted by: Charles at June 16, 2011 08:45 AM (j84s0)

9 No, YOU'RE a whiny bitch!

Posted by: I'm Not A Whiny Bitch at June 16, 2011 08:45 AM (QQn2V)

10 Gotta cut Ace some slack here--if nothing else, he's exhausted from being one of the few to cover this story for over two weeks.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at June 16, 2011 08:45 AM (fuw6p)

11 While I agree w/ this decision, I can't help but be a bit frustrated that EVERYONE ELSE GOT TO SEE THE OFFENDING COMMENTS EXCEPT ME

Posted by: perpetually late-to-the-party commenter; wanting more sweet sweet Alan Colmes buttburt at June 16, 2011 08:45 AM (whMsz)

12 and I had a good Mark Foley joke ready too.

Posted by: taylork at June 16, 2011 08:46 AM (5wsU9)

13 Gonna be run on Value-Rite tonight!

Posted by: Snafu at June 16, 2011 08:46 AM (8d28r)

14 Whoa. I thought I was finally gone round the bend when the post was there, then not.

Posted by: joncelli at June 16, 2011 08:46 AM (RD7QR)

15 And I just posted a cool comment. Darn. it.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 16, 2011 08:46 AM (sG+Bw)

16 this is getting annoying now ace

Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 08:47 AM (UzBwz)

17 I'm going back to lurking.

Posted by: PugBoo at June 16, 2011 08:47 AM (20jXV)

18 anyone want to clue us in on what happened?

Posted by: taylork at June 16, 2011 08:47 AM (5wsU9)

19 Ace did to the morons what the Vancouver police should've done to its "fans".

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 16, 2011 08:48 AM (1yViP)

20 How long until hockey starts?

Posted by: Mortis at June 16, 2011 08:48 AM (I8CPt)

21
All that foreplay and no flaming dicpic.

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 08:48 AM (M+5NF)

22 Curious will keep us updated.

Posted by: Inapropos at June 16, 2011 08:48 AM (wOaLi)

23 well post #1 in the new thread broke the rules already.

Posted by: !!!!!!!!! at June 16, 2011 08:49 AM (k1rwm)

24 Wut?

Posted by: booger at June 16, 2011 08:49 AM (9RFH1)

25 anyone want to clue us in on what happened?

ace said not to talk about the girls that got sexted.  Some people did.  ace got mad.

I didn't see anything worse than, or even in the same neighborhood as, what usually goes on here.  But it's his house, so he can do what he wants. 

Posted by: Bomber at June 16, 2011 08:49 AM (qzoN5)

26 I advised people to get the fuck off the collateral-damage figures and many commenters decided no, fuck you, we'll dwell exclusively on the collateral-damage figures, because we're so ha-ha funny.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 08:49 AM (nj1bB)

27


Wow.  The dick-tater has spoken.

Say it with me now:

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Actually, a new blog sounds like a pretty good idea.  Suggestions morons?



Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 08:49 AM (2ITL4)

28 Damn, I'm glad it wasn't me.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at June 16, 2011 08:49 AM (SCcgT)

29

anyone want to clue us in on what happened?

Mom always said not to play ball in the house.

Posted by: Bobby Brady at June 16, 2011 08:49 AM (DPA/V)

30 11 While I agree w/ this decision, I can't help but be a bit frustrated that EVERYONE ELSE GOT TO SEE THE OFFENDING COMMENTS EXCEPT ME

Damn straight! Haha, hate when that happens.

Posted by: booger at June 16, 2011 08:50 AM (9RFH1)

31 But Intrade has Weiner up after his Huma talk by 20%!!!11

Posted by: in before the cock blocked troll at June 16, 2011 08:50 AM (3tRAa)

32 Wait, I thought Breitbart said the commenters WERE funny...

Posted by: mrmmosh at June 16, 2011 08:50 AM (K332w)

33 Whew, I just had a frakkin' rant, too.
But it wasn't about _E N_R.  It was about what we have been forced to discuss with our kids at the dinner table as a result of this series of falsehoods, diversions, denials and skull-duggery.  Now, look what it has done to The Blog!!!!!!

Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 08:50 AM (dh5Eu)

34 Wow and I thought the banfest the other day was bad. Now we've banned the entire story. Epic.

Posted by: Talibill at June 16, 2011 08:51 AM (WEWGu)

35 Was it me asking for boobeh pics of Comely? You know to balance all the weiner talk.

Posted by: The Schwalbe: © at June 16, 2011 08:51 AM (UU0OF)

36 s'moron, I'll make that official for you, if you like.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 08:51 AM (nj1bB)

37 This somes up Ace's site perfectly: http://tinyurl.com/448k2ox

Posted by: rightwingva at June 16, 2011 08:52 AM (pDXql)

38 No new threads about Weiner?   Isn't this a new thread about Weiner? 

Posted by: beerologist at June 16, 2011 08:52 AM (w1GaM)

39 Good Lord what did you morons do now?

Posted by: CAC at June 16, 2011 08:53 AM (JEVge)

40 Oh, God. This SUMS up Ace's site pefectly: http://tinyurl.com/448k2ox Good grief. I hurt my brain.

Posted by: rightwingva at June 16, 2011 08:53 AM (pDXql)

41 Anyone up for some ass talk ?

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 16, 2011 08:53 AM (gOG95)

42 This is a thread about Weiner threads. See, the story is no longer Weiner, but the story itself. Meta.

Posted by: mrmmosh at June 16, 2011 08:53 AM (K332w)

43 Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act. It's pretty clear ace is not liable for the comments of other.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 08:53 AM (k0TKJ)

44 Got to hand it to you Ace. You put up with a lot of shit on this site and continue to keep writing. They'd find me on the roof with a weapon by now.

Posted by: Talibill at June 16, 2011 08:53 AM (WEWGu)

45

Banned!

Each and every one of you!

(Calendar? Cookbook? Hit my tip jar!)

 

Dear god man, can we stop with the asshole Charles Johnson comparisons.

Johnson is a prick who banned everyone who disagreed with him, he went as far as to post their personal information.

Ace probably doesn't agree with half the people here but he doesn't kick you out, he doesn't post your e-mail address or IP addresses.

There are a few things he asks you not to do and a small cadre immediately decides that's exactly what they'll do in spite of Ace's polite request.

How unreasonble can you be?

He doesn't want to get sued, so fucking oblige him

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 08:53 AM (wuv1c)

46 Rut Roh.  Gloria Allmad IS gonna sue Someone.  She has to.  But it isn't going anywhere, except in front of a TV cam, dressed in red, I betcha...

Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 08:54 AM (dh5Eu)

47 Did someone say something bad about Alan Colmes?  I hate when that happens.

Posted by: Unmatched Sock Puppet at June 16, 2011 08:54 AM (OuEn6)

48

This somes up Ace's site perfectly:

 

Ewe got that their/

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 08:54 AM (DPA/V)

49
Internet Tough Guys everywhere.

Posted by: dan-O at June 16, 2011 08:55 AM (bRLuD)

50 This blog has done a great job. Anybody who refused to let this story die is okay in my book, even if he is a bit furry and likes hobo meat.

Maybe less snark and more appreciation for a job well done.

And because of all of the banning, I got banned too, presumably by mistake. At least I don't remember doing anything more offensive than usual. So now I have to dick around with my router if I want to comment, while I wait, possibly forever, until ace notices my e-mails, begging to be reinstated.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 08:55 AM (0Z5GH)

51 BEST COMMENTERS ON THE INTERNET.
-Breitbart

Man can't be right all the time.

Posted by: mrmmosh at June 16, 2011 08:56 AM (K332w)

52

Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 12:49 PM (2ITL4)

you going to war bud?

Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 08:57 AM (UzBwz)

53 They'd find me on the roof with a weapon by now.

Posted by: Talibill at June 16, 2011 12:53 PM (WEWGu)

What kind? A longbow?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 08:57 AM (0Z5GH)

54 50 yeah, I fixed it.

Posted by: rightwingva at June 16, 2011 08:57 AM (pDXql)

55 27 I advised people to get the fuck off the collateral-damage figures and many commenters decided no, fuck you, we'll dwell exclusively on the collateral-damage figures, because we're so ha-ha funny.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:49 PM (nj1bB)

Good call, coach. Fucking idiots never see the forest for the trees (or the pube bush).

Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 08:57 AM (PET8M)

56 Ace's blog, Ace's rules.  I don't understand why people are butthurt over that.  Good grief.

Posted by: Agent P at June 16, 2011 08:57 AM (fPmeR)

57 Ace, when did you become such a whiny little bitch?

You used to be funny. Now ... this. A lot of this. Frequently.

The irony, I think, is that you've caught some of the Weiner-disease and gotten a little too big for your britches.

Read through your posts this week. Ask if you really want to talk to your readers the way you have been lately. Ask what you would think about somebody else acting the way you've been.

I suspect you'd write a long - and funny - post pointing out what an utter douchebag that guy is.

And you'd be right.


Posted by: JK at June 16, 2011 08:58 AM (QP02P)

58 27 I advised people to get the fuck off the collateral-damage figures and many commenters decided no, fuck you, we'll dwell exclusively on the collateral-damage figures, because we're so ha-ha funny. Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:49 PM

OK, I could understand this with the teenager who wasn't seeking any publicity. You're applying the same rule to a porn star who has held a press conference with a well known publicity chasing ambulance chaser named Gloria Allred.

You keep mentioning all the big legal problems we're causing you, how about actually letting us know what they are and how they're causing problems. The cryptic hints aren't doing it.

Don't put a bunch of kegs out with ice and tell everyone not to get drunk

People are starting to wonder if you're growing a ponytail

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 08:58 AM (so1xa)

59 Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 12:49 PM (2ITL4)

You really are an asshole. And I write that without any humor implied.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 08:59 AM (0Z5GH)

60

Dear god man, can we stop with the asshole Charles Johnson comparisons.

Johnson is a prick who banned everyone who disagreed with him, he went as far as to post their personal information.

Ace probably doesn't agree with half the people here but he doesn't kick you out, he doesn't post your e-mail address or IP addresses.

There are a few things he asks you not to do and a small cadre immediately decides that's exactly what they'll do in spite of Ace's polite request.

How unreasonble can you be?

He doesn't want to get sued, so fucking oblige him

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 12:53 PM (wuv1c)

Well put, Ben. Thanks for that.

Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 08:59 AM (PET8M)

61 Dr Spank, If you're confident of that I trust you will not mind signing an indemnification contract and putting, say, $50,000 of your own money in escrow? No? Not so much willing to risk your own biscuit, huh? Just mine?

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 08:59 AM (nj1bB)

62
Wow, what a weiner!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at June 16, 2011 08:59 AM (1hM1d)

63 Can someone explain to me the breitbart doesn't read anything but the comments gag?

Posted by: taylork at June 16, 2011 09:00 AM (5wsU9)

64 Just wondering, when has a blogger been successfully sued for comments by other people unaffiliated with said blog?

Posted by: devilish at June 16, 2011 09:00 AM (3eTJD)

65

So, we can't mention XXXXXXX or even YYYYYYYY?

Sucks.

Pass me a banana.

Posted by: The self-censoring howler monkey at June 16, 2011 09:00 AM (lH6z9)

66

s-moron at redstate you can post your own entries but there's certain rules there as well. there's free-republic but they only want you to post stories, vanity posts get them riled up. Weasel zipper is good as well. then there's diary of deadulus which blogs on charles johnson.

not 100% behind your war decleration but there's that if you want other blogs.

Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:00 AM (UzBwz)

67 You keep mentioning all the big legal problems we're causing you, how about actually letting us know what they are and how they're causing problems. The cryptic hints aren't doing it.

Don't put a bunch of kegs out with ice and tell everyone not to get drunk

People are starting to wonder if you're growing a ponytail

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 12:58 PM (so1xa)

It's called responsible, preventative maintenance, you idiot.

Posted by: I'm Dolemite, bitch at June 16, 2011 09:01 AM (PET8M)

68 What the hell could someone have said which would have been offensive about Anthony Weiner?

Posted by: Rocks at June 16, 2011 09:01 AM (Q1lie)

69 58 Ace's blog, Ace's rules.  I don't understand why people are butthurt over that.  Good grief.



Totally agree, everyone should respect Ace's wishes. But there have been a lot of threads about Weiner..this shit is gonna happen..good to just move on..uh so to speak

Posted by: beerologist at June 16, 2011 09:01 AM (w1GaM)

70 Posted by: JK at June 16, 2011 12:58 PM (QP02P)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 12:58 PM (so1xa)

Wow.

Try this: take ace's advice and start your own blog. Then you won't have to deal with him at all! Won't that be great? You and your two friends can create lots of socks and write exactly what you want to read. And the best part is that you will no longer be shitting on ace's carpet.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 09:02 AM (0Z5GH)

71 ace I thought you were gonna take the day off?

Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:02 AM (UzBwz)

72 Another flaccid thread

Posted by: Max Entropy at June 16, 2011 09:02 AM (lH6z9)

73 kdabear, JK, As I frequently note of late, the door swings outwards, too. You guys have a lot of comment-area balls. Last time I checked you did not advance this story in the least, that is to say, you are invisible. I'm not invisible. But let's pretend you run equal risks here, and that you -- invisible, anonymous you -- are so brave whereas I am so timid. www.blogspot.com Post whatever you like. Send me an email. I may link it JUST TO EXPOSE YOU to attention. if that's what you want.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:02 AM (nj1bB)

74 So are we going to hit 1,000 posts about how the thread got yanked?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 09:03 AM (kUaEF)

75 I'm just telling you what the law is as I understand it, if you have better information than I do, post it. Oh and "false light" requires actual malice, a term I'm sure you're familiar with.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 09:04 AM (k0TKJ)

76 I been thinking about doing my own blog but w/ me going back to work it'll be hard

Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:04 AM (UzBwz)

77 The post vanishings are getting closer and closer together. The Singularity is approaching!

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at June 16, 2011 09:04 AM (qndXR)

78

37 s'moron,

I'll make that official for you, if you like.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:51 PM (nj1bb )


You "made it official" more than a week, ace.  For no fucking reason (except that I was busting your balls a bit.  (And I mean just a bit)


I didn't mention anyone's name, stopped on MO (which is where the banning happened, BTW), and didn't sock anyone.


I've been around here for 6 years under different names. I think I've got the right to say when it looks like you're going down the megalomania slide.  Getting booted for no fucking reason whatever, and then not getting access after a personal email to you, that's more than a bit like LGF.


Obviously, with proxies, etc., I can do what I want, but it's really disappointing to see this happen to you.


Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 09:04 AM (2ITL4)

79 Post whatever you like. Send me an email. I may link it JUST TO EXPOSE YOU to attention.

if that's what you want.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:02 PM (nj1bB)

Nicely put!

My girlfriend has always wanted to blow an Ewok, so if you're ever in Chicago, let me know and I'll hook you up.

Posted by: I'm Dolemite, bitch at June 16, 2011 09:04 AM (PET8M)

80 Dr. Spank, and I am telling you I would rather not risk it just so you can post some stupid "whore" jokes.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:04 AM (nj1bB)

81

My suspicion, and I could be way off here -   Ace is / was trying / hoping to get in front of the 'Threats' story he alluded to in the main body of the post.

That would allow me to infer an avenue of discourse between himself and the 'threatened'... 

Which we just took a shit on.

Some of us did it with purpose...

others were just acting reflexively to loaded statements.

 Ace can't go for that.

 

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 09:04 AM (DPA/V)

82

Ace,

Your original post said it was a media story. Do you think that this was a consideration in their embargo of the topic?

(Can you think of another story where the media had a total disregard for private citizens' privacy? If so, what happened as a result?)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 16, 2011 09:05 AM (peN5l)

83 I really don't understand the bitching that some of you people do, His house, his rules, if you don't like it you can leave. Why does everything have to turn into a fight on the internet?

Posted by: JAFKIAC at June 16, 2011 09:05 AM (D0JB2)

84

I'm just wondering if I can get some pudding delivered to my house in time for the 2pm Weiner Presser.

Weiner Presser. Heh.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 09:05 AM (WUmWf)

85 Keep it up, Ace. Your blog, your call.

Posted by: Ducasti at June 16, 2011 09:05 AM (KYE7u)

86 79 The post vanishings are getting closer and closer together. The Singularity is approaching!

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at June 16, 2011 01:04 PM (qndXR)

Shaka, when the walls fell.

Posted by: Darmok at June 16, 2011 09:06 AM (PET8M)

87
>>> Just wondering, when has a blogger been successfully sued for comments by other people unaffiliated with said blog?

I think the question is still sorta in the air.  I did a quick search and couldn't find it, but I seem to remember someone getting successfully sued for some comments on a website, or somehow held liable for them.

But remember that even if someone like Gloria Allred couldn't "successfully" sue Ace, it would still be a loss for Ace.  He would have to pay all the laywer fees to defend himself from her. 

Ace was one of the driving forces online for making this a story... do you guys think that Allred and whatever other lawyers looking for a lawsuit would not have read this site over?

Can we be adults for a little bit here?

Posted by: dan-O at June 16, 2011 09:06 AM (bRLuD)

88

 It's pretty clear ace is not liable for the comments of other.

Like that would stop Super Glo.  You win eventually, but waste lots of time and money in court getting there.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2011 09:06 AM (3k6GF)

89 Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act. It's pretty clear ace is not liable for the comments of other.

Ace is not providing you with internet access.  He is not an ISP.  He is a publisher, and this blog (along with the semi-moderated comments) is what he publishes.  He is probably not protected by that provision.  Even craigslist had to finally crack down on the hookers, and they had way more money for lawyers than ace.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at June 16, 2011 09:07 AM (HwE/1)

90

FNC has already begun the Weiner Presser Pre-Game in earnest.

Where's my tapioca?

Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 09:07 AM (WUmWf)

91 Then you should never say anything "negative" about anyone or risk being sued.

Look, it's your place and you can do what you want, I'll still read and comment.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 09:08 AM (k0TKJ)

92

You know who this hurts don't you?

 

Posted by: Hall & Oates at June 16, 2011 09:08 AM (u2rWt)

93 some people simply cannot be coached.

Posted by: PR at June 16, 2011 09:08 AM (EF7Ps)

94

If Weiner resigns then it is an easy "Case Closed," and time to move on to other stuff.

There has never been a point being vulgar about Weiner and the others involved. The point  would have been to develop strategies to oust him, and expose truth, and "Spread the Word" so to speak.

If it is getting out of hand.....Fine....Let's move on!

Posted by: Jimi at June 16, 2011 09:08 AM (JMsOK)

95

I'm pretty laissez-faire about comments and such, but as I'm reading these comments, I'm getting pissed off on Ace's behalf.  That sucks.

 

Posted by: Agent P at June 16, 2011 09:09 AM (fPmeR)

96

I AM NOT ACUSSING ACE OR HIS CO-BLOGGERS OF ANYTHING

i'm just pointing out that everything a shitting war starts w/ a blogger or the bloggers, a bunch of extremly rare to see or 1st commenters come out and start defending them. am I reading too much into this? I don't mean to sound accusatory but as someone who tends to defend the bloggers myself in instances like this but also comments pretty often, I've noticed that pattern. am I paranoid?

Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:09 AM (UzBwz)

97 FNC has already begun the Weiner Presser Pre-Game in earnest.

Ooh, thanks for the heads up!

Posted by: Laura Castellano at June 16, 2011 09:09 AM (fuw6p)

98 90 It's pretty clear ace is not liable for the comments of other. Like that would stop Super Glo. You win eventually, but waste lots of time and money in court getting there. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2011 01:06 PM (3k6GF) Exactly, it is not really a matter if he would even win, it is a matter of being setup as a target without his consent and then having to defend himself with very real costs all so that you could make a not very funny joke. What is so hard about that? Seriously.

Posted by: JAFKIAC at June 16, 2011 09:09 AM (D0JB2)

99

Seconding that s'moron is a jerk.

Posted by: A Reader at June 16, 2011 09:09 AM (1cx/R)

100 Is Ace really gonna take the day off when all of his hard work comes to fruition at 2pm?

Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 09:10 AM (WUmWf)

101 Well, while Weiner might be embargoed here on AoSHQ, I know that Ginger Lee's Lesbian Porn is not ... it can't be, not here at MoronCentral - an embargo of Lesbian Porn would make this a World Gone Mad I'm off, then ....

Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 16, 2011 09:10 AM (h6mPj)

102 Doesn't really matter whether or not Ace could be or would be held accountable for the comments.  It's still his blog.  He gets to make the rules.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at June 16, 2011 09:11 AM (fuw6p)

103 s'moron, you're an arrogant dick who thinks he has an equal vote here. This blog is not on your resume. This blog is not your work output for the last seven years. This blog is not a lawsuit waiting to happen for you. But do, do continue instructing me in which risks you believe I am obligated to assume on your behalf. Do I have megalomania? Well, let me run that risk and suggest that people are not coming here to read s'moron, and so, in posting here, you are leveraging the work I've done into a higher-profile platform for your comments. As you are therefore a free-rider as far as publicity, I have the right to tell you that in some areas, areas in which I am uncomfortable or feel exposed, I do not want people going further than I have decided is a justifiable risk. I'm not Charles Johnson, nitwit. What I am is a guy who runs a private club and sets a few rules for admission. 1. No racism 2. No threats or "jokes" about violence directed towards anyone and now: 3. No unseemly feeding frenzies on private (or sem-private) figures who are apparently looking to sue You feel, however, that you're so important that you're above any one else's rules for his own joint. If you want to hang your own shingle, and make your own club, then you can set the rules. As long as you're here, under my shingle, you'll respect the limited rules I lay down.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:11 AM (nj1bB)

104 Ok, which one of you morons left a bag of dildos outside Weiner's office???

Posted by: Brett Baier at June 16, 2011 09:11 AM (PET8M)

105

And for whatever record there is, you are more than entitled to restrict content, disappear threads, set limits on comments, etc.  It's the anony-bannings that really grate, along with teh damn superiority complex.

For instance:

Last time I checked you did not advance this story in the least, that is to say, you are invisible.

I'm not invisible.


Bully for fucking you.


Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 09:11 AM (2ITL4)

106 >> (Can you think of another story where the media had a total disregard for private citizens' privacy? If so, what happened as a result?) 1: Joe the Plumber. 2: The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers still got elected.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at June 16, 2011 09:12 AM (qndXR)

107

>>> Just wondering, when has a blogger been successfully sued for comments by other people unaffiliated with said blog?

clearly you've never dealt with lawyers.

It costs a fortune to be sued even if the other guy doesn't win.

Why  F would  Ace want to even risk that, more importantly why would you want to risk that on Ace's behalf?

If Ace is busy getting sued, what the hell do you think is going to happen to this site?

He's asked nicely. Don't talk about underaged girls. Don't make sweeping accusations you can't back up about the girls involved in this case.

Do you believe so strongly in making whore jokes in this instance that you're willing to screw the proprietor of this blog over?

i simply don't get it. The jokes on the thread i saw weren't even funny. If you're gonna die on a hill at least make sure it's a hill worth dying on.

This isn't anarchy here, there are some rules and some decorum. It's clearly  freer and more open than any other comment section of any other major website on the internet. It depends of a certain degree of self regulation.  Let's not f*ck it up.

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 09:12 AM (wuv1c)

108 "I've been around here for 6 years under different names. I think I've got the right to say when it looks like you're going down the megalomania slide."

Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 01:04 PM (2ITL4)

Well, in those six years you obviously haven't learned a fucking thing.

Don't you get it? You have no rights here. This is private property. You are a guest on this property, but that confers exactly nothing other than the privilege that ace has graciously granted to comment on his blog.  And he can take that away whenever he feels like it. 

Stop acting like a petulant little brat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 09:12 AM (0Z5GH)

109 I'm bummed because I came up with a good Weiner pun. THAT'S what I get for engaging in some schadenboner and pausing to watch Colmes burst in to flame before I posted.

Posted by: CLP at June 16, 2011 09:12 AM (8mslB)

110 If you want to hang your own shingle, and make your own club, then you can set the rules.

As long as you're here, under my shingle, you'll respect the limited rules I lay down.


Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:11 PM (nj1bB)

Holy shit, forget my girlfriend...

I'll blow ya too.

But I'm not gay, at all.

Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 09:12 AM (PET8M)

111 well played, s'moron. well. played.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 16, 2011 09:13 AM (h6mPj)

112

Is Ace really gonna take the day off when all of his hard work comes to fruition at 2pm?

He should be "prepping" for the pudding dip.  Maybe even dig up the Whipped Cream Victory photo.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2011 09:13 AM (3k6GF)

113 As has been said, it's Ace's blog and he can make whatever rules he likes, but it just seems to me that the "I don't want to be sued" thing doesn't hold much water. I think just a simple, my blog my rules would suffice. But, if I every win the lottery, I'll definitely pay ace whatever he needs to let people be as "stupider" as possible. lol

http://is.gd/ebW6Dc

Posted by: devilish at June 16, 2011 09:13 AM (3eTJD)

114 Stop acting like a petulant little brat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 01:12 PM (0Z5GH)

EXACTLY!  My 5 year old follows rules and isn't as pissy about it as you seem to be s'moron. 

Posted by: Agent P at June 16, 2011 09:14 AM (fPmeR)

115

feeding frenzies

Maneating?

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 09:14 AM (DPA/V)

116 Your four or five very specific and not particularly restrictive requests for your generally free-for-all comments section are too much for me, ace, so I am going to go somewhere where I can post whatever I want, when I want and how I want. I'll show you.

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 09:15 AM (TwXda)

117 But remember that even if someone like Gloria Allred couldn't "successfully" sue Ace, it would still be a loss for Ace.  He would have to pay all the laywer fees to defend himself from her.

The anti-lawyers thank you for your contribution.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 09:15 AM (T0NGe)

118 s'moron, Bully for me? What the fuck did YOU do, jack? But here you are, Big Damn Comment-Area Hero, layin' down the law as regards The Way You Think Things Ought To Be. This isn't working out between us, I'm afraid. It's not me; it's you.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:15 AM (nj1bB)

119 Let me know how the S'Moron's Heroically Brave Blog works out, okay?

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:16 AM (nj1bB)

120

@119.

Heh, that's a pretty funny and accurate recap

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 09:16 AM (wuv1c)

121 Bully for fucking you.
Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 01:11 PM (2ITL4)

For you, asshole.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at June 16, 2011 09:16 AM (HwE/1)

122 Finally!  A wiener free blog!



Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 09:16 AM (5d6vv)

123

@ 119

Awesome-sauce! 

Posted by: Agent P at June 16, 2011 09:16 AM (fPmeR)

124 Why does everything have to turn into a fight on the internet?

Fuck you, you jerk. You wanna take this outside?

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 09:16 AM (TwXda)

125

A little perspective...I used to have my own little blog (and was accepted as an official "moron" correspondent.  No where NEAR the traffic as this very prominent blog...perhaps 1/100th.

I had a post in which I implored my handful of readers and anyone else who tripped upon it from google to NOT comment on or reveal certain information...and one comment got by the goalie so to speak.

No big deal, right? 

Until I was contacted by an attorney representing one of the parties.

Now liable or not for that slip up, it was a scary thing.  I would suspect that whatever income Ace derives from this blog, it's not enough to deal with lawyers.  

I don't know what happened, but sheesh people, why wouldn't you respect Ace's wishes here? Though perhaps he wouldn't be legally liable for anything the morons post in an attempt to be funny, why even open that door?

 

Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 09:17 AM (l30lK)

126

"It's Not Me; It's You"

Oh Snap!........s'moron just got Reversed George Costanza'd

Posted by: George Costanza at June 16, 2011 09:17 AM (JMsOK)

127 The lyrics to "Tax Day,"sung to the music of Rebecca Black's "Friday," are sublime.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 09:17 AM (WUmWf)

128 75 kdabear, JK,

As I frequently note of late, the door swings outwards, too.

You guys have a lot of comment-area balls. Last time I checked you did not advance this story in the least, that is to say, you are invisible.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:02 PM

First of all, I've steered clear of the drama threads and respected your rules. I still do.  So your 2nd comment is paintbrushing.

As for the "go start your own blog" dismissal, it's your blog but don't expect Obama type praise from everyone. Have Michael Bay, George Lucas, or JJ Abrams told you to "go start your own movie production company" when you criticized their movies here?

Everyone understands that you have rules. It's the constant moving of the rules that frustrates everyone, and they're not as consistent as you claim they are.

You keep moving the strike zone, that's one problem

I wouldn't bother with a response if I didn't like you and your blog, I'm letting you know what a lot of your fans are saying in venues you don't control.








Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 09:18 AM (so1xa)

129 @55:  Always with the longbow.

Posted by: Matt at June 16, 2011 09:18 AM (FrvhH)

130

so no one can answer my question about my paranoia?

Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:18 AM (UzBwz)

131

@89: "But remember that even if someone like Gloria Allred couldn't "successfully" sue Ace, it would still be a loss for Ace.  He would have to pay all the laywer fees to defend himself from her."

Perhaps, but given that the issue is free speech, Allred and her client would most likely be charging right into an Anti-SLAPP motion, and end up owing Ace, or any other blogger she chose to target, their attorney's fees.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 09:20 AM (xy9wk)

132

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 01:18 PM (so1xa)

I'm a sucker for drama and criticism, what venues are these? and no HotAir don't count

Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:20 AM (UzBwz)

133 Now liable or not for that slip up, it was a scary thing.  I would suspect that whatever income Ace derives from this blog, it's not enough to deal with lawyers. pay for his hostess blueberry cake addiction

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 09:20 AM (wuv1c)

134

 It's not me; it's you.

hahaha, you have no idea just how badly i want to use that line somewhere.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2011 09:20 AM (3k6GF)

135

I can't imagine anyone being cavalier about the threat of a lawsuit. It doesn't matter if you're right or wrong. The process is the punishment. What are you, morons?? Oh, wait....

Posted by: vivi at June 16, 2011 09:20 AM (hjkqq)

136

Damn! 

I just noticed I could have put up a Nelli Furtado cover of Maneater!?!?

 

 

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 09:21 AM (DPA/V)

137 Being Sub-Tard I have no real understanding of what was said that caused the end times to be inflicted on the Weiner spree. That being said, when lawyers start chasing blog sites for a lawsuit you know we as a people have entered a new epoch in human depravity. Chasing ambulances makes some sense from a collective safety point of view, but chasing bloggers on the internet? What is to be gained other than injecting fear of open discussion. I believe this new epoch, I will call it blogonoria, will in effect kill the only other human value associated with the internet (the other human value is pron - don't tell Ken). O/T, the blogonoria epoch may explain why there are no conservative comics.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 09:21 AM (mjgjn)

138
Holy god did you just see that clip on FNC of Weiner on crack?

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 09:21 AM (M+5NF)

139

#135...

Why even deal with the headache?  Are you an attorney who will work on contingency for Ace?

 

Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 09:21 AM (l30lK)

140 How many other blogs lets us get away with the crap we do here everyday?

Yeah, you can't make any Bill O'Reilly loufa jokes over a Michelle Malkin's site without it getting instantly scrubbed.. And I swear last time I checked All the threads devolved into gun talk.

Posted by: taylork at June 16, 2011 09:21 AM (5wsU9)

141

You know what?

Some of you are just pure buttholes.

Ace has done some fantastic work on this story ... one that is going to get one of the biggest left-wing loudmouth cretins in Congress kicked right the hell out of office.

And instead of congratulating and encouraging ace ...there's a significant percentage of you that'd rather pile on and take cheapshots at him when he asserts a little bit of editorial control OVER HIS OWN GODDAMNED BLOG.

Well, fuck you. You aren't on my fucking team, you cocksuckers.

How about learning some basic courtesy ... and, oh I don't know ... self control?

Or alternatively, fuck right off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Warden at June 16, 2011 09:22 AM (KulgD)

142

No wiener posting on the wiener blog?

thats a switch.

Posted by: glowing blue meat at June 16, 2011 09:22 AM (K/USr)

143 >>>....hostess blueberry cake addiction

tastykake is coming for you Ben.

Posted by: taylork at June 16, 2011 09:23 AM (5wsU9)

144 The ace I know would have laid out these rules with a little more humor and aplomb. And while he hasn't risen to the level of Charles, those of you circling the wagons aren't doing him any favors. We are critical because we know ace is better than this and he deserves to hear that.

Posted by: Max Power at June 16, 2011 09:23 AM (q177U)

145 Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 01:17 PM (WUmWf)

Thanks MC. I just wish I could have videoized it.

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 09:23 AM (TwXda)

146 Not all states have Anti-SLAPP laws which is why Palin was unable to defend herself financially in Alaska when lawsuit after lawsuit was filed against her.

Posted by: pajama momma at June 16, 2011 09:24 AM (1lqnR)

147 >>Have Michael Bay, George Lucas, or JJ Abrams told you to "go start your own movie production company" when you criticized their movies here?<< No, but it would be a perfectly valid response. Chevy Chase once did something like that to Roger Ebert on the tonight show. Ebert had trashed Fletch or something and Chase said he was eagerly awaiting Ebert's next cinematic effort. He probably didn't know about "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls".

Posted by: moviegique at June 16, 2011 09:24 AM (kNN2d)

148

@145,

Amen, let's not fuck up the last good place to congregate on the internets.

NGo spend a week commenting at Patterico, Hot Air or Gatewaypundit and tell me how awesome it is.

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 09:25 AM (wuv1c)

149 Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 01:18 PM (so1xa)

The reason those rules seem to be elastic is that there are very few of them, I imagine purposely, and ace seems to avoid rules whenever possible, and tailors those few rules to the specific situation.

These problems are largely of ace's creation, because he respects his readers and gives them tremendous leeway. But that is all the more reason to respect the few rules that he does set.

There are about 10,000 topics about which we can flex our intellects. He restricts a few of them. And that is a catastrophe?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 09:25 AM (0Z5GH)

150 Everyone understands that you have rules. It's the constant moving of the rules that frustrates everyone, and they're not as consistent as you claim they are.
You keep moving the strike zone, that's one problem
I wouldn't bother with a response if I didn't like you and your blog, I'm letting you know what a lot of your fans are saying in venues you don't control
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 01:18 PM (so1xa)

Wow shut the fuck up.  You are such a fucking Internet Tough Guy.

The issue isn't Ace changing the fucking rules... they are about as clear as they can be without him having to spell them out.

The issue is all the Internet Tough Guys on the blog who think it is their responsibility to walk as close up to the ban line as possible because it show how Tough they are. 

Seriously... fuck off and go back to the "venues that ace doesn't control". 

Posted by: dan-O at June 16, 2011 09:25 AM (bRLuD)

151 Dammit, now I gotta go somewhere else for my BBQed hunka chunka meat stories. All this said, neglecting everything else, the person I feel most sad for is the dick's wife. She actually looks like a level headed and nice person, even if she works directly for the Red Queen.

Posted by: John Galt at June 16, 2011 09:25 AM (9NQ6I)

152 >>>You keep moving the strike zone, that's one problem It's not a problem. Or I guess you think it's a problem because you can't say everything you'd like. I gave a specific caution/advisory in the main thread. I began telling people to lay off that aspect when they ignored my caution/advisory. I began deleting comments which ignored that caution/advisory. The strike-zone was well-defined. You just don't like the rule. Do you know how insanely arrogant it is for me to tell you "I think I've gone out on enough limbs here, and am not willing to risk any further suit for some pointless, unfunny 'whore' cracks" and then you respond, "No, I think the pointless, unfunny 'whore' cracks which just might wind up getting you named as a party in a lawsuit are COMPLETELY WORTH IT"? How do you arrogate to yourself that decision-making authority as regards my life? We are not equals here. We are not equally at risk. You know damn well no one will contact "kdabear" for any of this. So excuse the fuck out of me if I get a little pissed off about the arrogance of some deciding they shall have the power to decide when I'm just being too fraidy-cat about lawsuits. Further, I have to say I find all of this unseemly in the first place. It's kind of a jerky, immature thing to just pile on the Scrawny, Wimpy Kid in a playground hate-fest just because you can. Ginger Lee, whatever she is or whatever she's done, is a pretty minor player here. You just want to vent at her. I don't think venting advances the game at all, and further, all it does is compromise me. Rather than respect that, some -- not you, but others; as you say, you respect the rule, even as you disagree with it -- decide, on my behalf, that no, some stupid whore joke is worth an increased risk of suit from the unscruplous ambulance chaser Gloria Alred.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:26 AM (nj1bB)

153 Hey Ace, you don't have any way of closing comments on stories that get out of control, instead of deleting the whole post? Seems to me that'd be a better way of handling this, so you can get YOUR narrative out without having "us" ruin it doing whatever it is we do.

/ideasguy

Posted by: Brian L. at June 16, 2011 09:26 AM (kPeSM)

154

I can't improve upon that Warden.

 

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 16, 2011 09:26 AM (Wh0W+)

155

For the record, I left WeinerGate alone because you, Ace, were already on it. I knew you'd uncover things that were hidden on purpose by the MFM. I like how you didn't let up and relentlessly pursued all the loose ends to their conclusion.

I will continue my silence on this other than to say job well done, Ace.

You deserve a break, and also not to get sued.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 16, 2011 09:27 AM (d0Tfm)

156 I sent you an email with my apology for stepping over your line Ace, but I'm also a big enough man to publicly do the same here.

I fucked up, won't happen again.

Having said that, you seem more than a little tight man. When weiner resigns, muchly having to do with your amazing relentless coverage, grab his skull by the eye sockets, do your victory lap around the arena, then do what you said you were going to do. TAKE SOME TIME OFF.

You earned it, let the cobloggers write some useless shit about kittehs for a while, get your battery recharged.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 16, 2011 09:27 AM (6IReR)

157 Well said, Warden.  Well said.

Posted by: Agent P at June 16, 2011 09:27 AM (fPmeR)

158 "I'm letting you know what a lot of your fans are saying in venues you don't control."

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 01:18 PM (so1xa)

I hope that you have some inkling of how stupendously pompous and self-congratulatory this sounds.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 09:28 AM (0Z5GH)

159 ace,

Sorry this shit is turning into a drag. Don't let it get ya down.

Lots of dragons out there to slay and we need our best Lvl 6 paladin on the team.

I'm sick as Andy Dufresne of weiner anyway.

Bout time we all got to work and got Nancy Pelosi fired.

Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 09:28 AM (2dbd9)

160 You earned it, let the cobloggers write some useless shit about kittehs for a while, get your battery recharged.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 16, 2011 01:27 PM (6IReR)

I like kittehs...

Posted by: Marmaduke at June 16, 2011 09:29 AM (PET8M)

161 Not only does Ace have the right to set his own rules, he obviously thinks that liability would be more of a hit-home idea with some of the people he's trying to rein in than decency would be. Alas he appears to be wrong about both. But I for one really appreciate his work to get a-holes to lay off the women in this story and those of you who're chest-puffing and telling him where to go really ought to just ... go, yourselves.

YRM, yes you are paranoid. I've been reading this blog since 2005 and don't like getting involved in long comment threads anywhere any more. But when people act like jerks to a friend of mine, yes, I'll take my opportunity to speak up.

Posted by: Anwyn at June 16, 2011 09:29 AM (HRSih)

162 >>>so no one can answer my question about my paranoia? That's right, YRM, you guessed it; right now, I and the cobloggers are furiously creating new hashes to support me on this. Because it's not like I have a whole bunch of well-known commenters doing the same already. You nailed it, dude, it's LGF all over again, all because I lay down three easy to follow rules and you feel your "rights" to free expression trump my rights to editorial control on my own website.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:29 AM (nj1bB)

163 How about another thread about important life lessons we learned from the movies?  Now, who wants some lemonade?? 

Posted by: Carol Brady at June 16, 2011 09:29 AM (hjkqq)

164

I like kittehs...

Posted by: Marmaduke at June 16, 2011 01:29 PM (PET8M)


HOMO

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 16, 2011 09:30 AM (6IReR)

165 Understood, good sir.  That said, Weiner is gone as you called it and thanks for your efforts in running his creepy ass, package and all, out of office.

Posted by: observer at June 16, 2011 09:30 AM (XD6hi)

166

Ace's blog, ace's rules.

Ace, what's your take on the effectiveness of the ak-47 machinegun as a home defense weapon?

/jk

Posted by: Bosk at June 16, 2011 09:30 AM (n2K+4)

167 Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 01:18 PM (UzBwz)

Who has the YRM watch this afternoon?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 09:30 AM (0Z5GH)

168

@143: "Why even deal with the headache?  Are you an attorney who will work on contingency for Ace?"

A lot of attorneys will take Anti-SLAPP stuff on what amounts to contingency - the statutes themselves provide for a mandatory award of fees, and SLAPP motions tend to be very tough to defeat.  It isn't surefire, but they are very, very nasty.

And yeah, if Allred sued Ace in California, I'd be happy to help out if he asked. 

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 09:30 AM (xy9wk)

169

I'm a sucker for drama and criticism, what venues are these? and no HotAir don't count

Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 01:20 PM

One of the FB groups. These are long time commenters here, not shit and run types

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 09:30 AM (so1xa)

170
How many other blogs lets us get away with the crap we do here everyday?

I'll say this: I came to ace from another forum that had smart, funny, passionate people, we were all buddies, but the moderator said no cussing. When Obama was immaculated I couldn't stand it anymore and came to ace. (Since then my level of discourse has degenerated considerably, thank you all very much.)

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 09:30 AM (M+5NF)

171 Fuck you, you jerk. You wanna take this outside?

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 01:16 PM (TwXda)

Long bows at dawn.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 09:30 AM (0Z5GH)

172 >>>Having said that, you seem more than a little tight man. yes, this is because I am scared to death and have been for three weeks and YOU ARE NOT HELPING.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:31 AM (nj1bB)

173 We are critical because we know ace is better than this and he deserves to hear that.

Well, I'm sure he'lll be thrilled that everybody on both sides of the "his place, his rules" debate love him. Personally I always thought LGF was a rathole and didn't get the appeal. The posts always screamed "unverified made up bullshit". I really don't see the comparison.

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 09:31 AM (TwXda)

174 Yeah man, let get off the collateral figures and talk about how my pectorals are much larger than that girly man's Weiners!

Posted by: Ah-Nold the He Man at June 16, 2011 09:31 AM (9d04h)

175

What kind? A longbow?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Must be a crossbow. Think of the damage it does.

Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 09:31 AM (fPOY0)

176

 risk of suit from the unscruplous ambulance chaser Gloria Alred.

For all of you that need a refresher course on how negative awesome Super Glo is, she will be on Larry Elder's show at 11:35pdt on KABC 790 am.  They web stream. 

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2011 09:32 AM (3k6GF)

177

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:29 PM (nj1bB)

I hope that's sarcasm to say "dude you're paranoid" not "dude your being a dick" sarcasm, I have defend you and co-bloggers before, I was just asking for confirmation that I was paranoid about a trend I may have thought of in all the craziness. I've come to think maybe some lurkers only get involved when drama breaks out.

But when people act like jerks to a friend of mine, yes, I'll take my opportunity to speak up.

you know ace personally?

Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:32 AM (UzBwz)

178

@150: "Not all states have Anti-SLAPP laws which is why Palin was unable to defend herself financially in Alaska when lawsuit after lawsuit was filed against her."

Good luck to Ms. Alred filing in AK.  The places she'd want to file pretty much all do.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 09:32 AM (xy9wk)

179 169

I like kittehs...

Posted by: Marmaduke at June 16, 2011 01:29 PM (PET8M)


HOMO

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 16, 2011 01:30 PM (6IReR)

Great Danes are pacifists, you jerk.

Posted by: Marmaduke at June 16, 2011 09:33 AM (PET8M)

180 Plus I am waiting for Monty to get back from his sabbatical. No can talk markets and doom like Monty. My apologizes to Dave, Gabe and the rest who have been filling in , you all are great, but Monty....

Posted by: Love me some Monty at June 16, 2011 09:33 AM (9d04h)

181 yes, this is because I am scared to death and have been for three weeks and YOU ARE NOT HELPING.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:31 PM (nj1bB)


ya know, I admit to stepping over your line. I apologize to you personally for it. offer you my support for your work. and this is your response? Good luck man, I'm done. You are wound up way to much.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 16, 2011 09:33 AM (6IReR)

182 Most popular blogs have spin-off blogs, some in support (like this one), some in protest (Althouse seems to have a lot of that), with a very small fraction succeeding. Like that gay girl in Damascus blog spinning offa Lez Get Real. If you've ever worked with Open Source software and complained about something, there's a better than even chance that someone responsed with "go fork yourself", that is: "Code's all there, use that to write your own variation." But no one will use your version--or visit your blog--is the common lamentation. And it's true. Unless you're very very right in a way that people really care about, the sole purpose of your fork will be vanity. I'm just rambling here, but I think the lesson to be learned is: humility. You can't do what Ace has done here any more than you can code a better protocol stack for your network. Or maybe it's: Put up or shut up. Or maybe, "don't go away mad, just go away". I don't know. I'm not good with lessons.

Posted by: moviegique at June 16, 2011 09:33 AM (kNN2d)

183 Well, at least we can still mock Gloria Alred.

She'd knock over Arianna Huffington knocking over Schwarzenegger to get to a microphone and a camera. The walls of Constantinople held up better to the bombard than the public to her bluster.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 16, 2011 09:33 AM (1yViP)

184
I had a post in which I implored my handful of readers and anyone else who tripped upon it from google to NOT comment on or reveal certain information...and one comment got by the goalie so to speak.

No big deal, right? 

Until I was contacted by an attorney representing one of the parties.

Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 01:17 PM


QFS(ignificance)

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 09:33 AM (M+5NF)

185

But when people act like jerks to a friend of mine, yes, I'll take my opportunity to speak up.

you know ace personally?

Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 01:32 PM (UzBwz)

Don't be a jag-off, dude. Don't be "that guy."

Posted by: Carl at June 16, 2011 09:34 AM (PET8M)

186 The untold story is what we have been forced to discuss. 
Even the morons squirmed at times during this debacle.

Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 09:34 AM (dh5Eu)

187 As someone who is fully well aware that I too have tip-toed up to that line on occasion, Ace has shown remarkable restraint. I know that I never would given given so much latitude.

Not to shuck his sock or anything, but he is paying for the bandwidth....and he does give plenty of warning before he takes action.

Posted by: beedubya at June 16, 2011 09:34 AM (AnTyA)

188
WHOA Huma seen in public with him in the last 15 minutes.

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 09:34 AM (M+5NF)

189

Whatev's ace. 

I'm not laying down shit.  Your rules are fine (and justified).  Your control over the comments is fine (given teh morons). Your sycophants are even fine.

I've commended you for your work on this.  You've earned a victory lap. 

But just like Weiner's drop shows, pride cometh before a fall, my friend.  It's not the rules, limits, or (yes, VALID) concerns about lawsuits that are any type of problem.  It's the superiority complex.  If you think that's justified b/c of the work you did, then cool. You see how that worked out for Charles.  But as the Tao says, do your work, but set no store by it.



(BTW, "resume"?  you're massively overreading my comment.  I'm saying that if you want a community here, you need to accept that people will be invested in it, and that that investment carries a small amount of weight for you to consider.  If you WANT to become an LGF echo-chamber, OK, I can't and won't do anything about it.  As you can see, I'm not the only one who feels like this, and those of us who are in that boat are not the same people who are pushing the boundaries on the comments.  I know I wasn't. ) 


Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 09:34 AM (2ITL4)

190
This is why we can't have nice blogs.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2011 09:35 AM (QMtmy)

191

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 01:30 PM (so1xa)

okay, thanks for the link. I'll make up my own mind.

Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:35 AM (UzBwz)

192

I missed the DO NOT..... admonition and if my post was violative of it, I do apologize. Though I think I would have been outside any content that would subject ACE to legal issues. He does have to consider his sterno and beans.  If he gets sued and pays attorneys to defend him, he loses whether or not he wins.

Posted by: giftogab at June 16, 2011 09:35 AM (SPVfc)

193

Posted by: Carl at June 16, 2011 01:34 PM (PET8M)

*facepalm*

Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:35 AM (UzBwz)

194

Do any of you who just can't WAIT to jump in an pile on with your shitty 
"Man up, ace, you pussy" comments ever stop to think about the cumulative effect these comments have on him?

Getting an avalanche of assholish comments when you've been busting your ass to bring your readers meaningful FREE content is demoralizing as hell.

Do you even care?

Does the guy who runs this blog--the guy who provides you with a fun forum where you can cut loose, crack jokes, blow off steam, and laugh your ass off ever single day--does he not merit even the slightest consideration?

What does that say about you can't give him even that basic human respect?

Ace isn't a robot for God's sake. Cut him some slack.

 

 

 

Posted by: Warden at June 16, 2011 09:35 AM (KulgD)

195

I'm letting you know what a lot of your fans are saying in venues you don't control.

Come on dude.  Anyone who talks about Ace in other venues started commenting at this venue.  This is the mothership, bitch.  

Posted by: kevlarchick at June 16, 2011 09:36 AM (TNuqz)

196 And yeah, if Allred sued Ace in California, I'd be happy to help out if he asked. problem solved. you're golden ace.

Posted by: PR at June 16, 2011 09:36 AM (EF7Ps)

197

#161...

Huzzah.

Ace, what follows is some prime ass-kissing (and I expect to take a beating from some morons here, but here goes):

You deserve a break.  In fact, if your readers weren't a bunch of cheap bastards who blow all of their money on Value-Rite vodka, hookers and hobo ammo, they'd all pitch in and send you to Bermuda or Dollywood for a week.

From the very beginning of W-gate, I came HERE to find out what  was going on.  I've trusted your information FAR more than anything I could get anywhere else and you had the balls to stay on this story and put yourself out there when you knew you were right.

Had you and a SELECT FEW others in the alternative media not pursued this, the Congressman would still be "working for the people" having figured out how to DM young women not his wife.

So thank you.  Now go take a break...you've earned it.

Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 09:36 AM (l30lK)

198 Not for nuthin, but, I know some moderately inexpensive places in Rosarito, Mexico that cater to Ewoks.

I think I still have a coupon. For $60 we could send ace down there for some R&R.

For $80 they'll let him liveblog it on El Wifi.




Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 09:36 AM (2dbd9)

199 This again? Yikes...

Posted by: Joejm65 at June 16, 2011 09:36 AM (jNzw2)

200 >>>yes, this is because I am scared to death and have been for three weeks and YOU ARE NOT HELPING.

Do ever get the feeling that free speech is becoming a luxury only afforded to the rich and lawyered?

Posted by: taylork at June 16, 2011 09:36 AM (5wsU9)

201 I agree with Ace, it's his life's blood on the line here, not our weaselly asses, so we should play by his rules.Just another reason for real true TORT REFORM

Posted by: Burn sMores for Breakfast at June 16, 2011 09:36 AM (9d04h)

202 Your sycophants are even fine.

Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 01:34 PM (2ITL4)

Well, thank you very much, fuckstick.

Posted by: Ace's sycophant at June 16, 2011 09:37 AM (PET8M)

203 The other side is taking notes on how to get Ace to take down posts that they don't like. That's not a message we want to be sending Democrats.

Posted by: someguy at June 16, 2011 09:37 AM (iIQ0a)

204

Ginger Lee, whatever she is or whatever she's done, is a pretty minor player here. You just want to vent at her. I don't think venting advances the game at all, and further, all it does is compromise me.

This.

Although I disagree that she is a minor player. If Ginger is suing anyone but Anthony Weiner, we are resposible for destroying a perfect opportunity to rally behind one of the victims. If Ginger has helped destroy the man we despise, should we not rally behind her?

Full disclosure: I'm not smart or military, but it seems counterproductive to belittle those who have brought Weiner down, and I have been guilty to some extent of questioning these victims part in this (where a cover-up is involved).

You have my support Ace, and thanks for your service.

 

Posted by: Cicerokid at June 16, 2011 09:37 AM (WCnFz)

205 That said, thank you for the apology, Uncle Facts. This is a simple thing. I do not like being lead on these things. It's a scary position to be in. If you've never been lead on a story, you wouldn't get it. It's nerve wracking. As I said, I had to be the Voice of Calm Reason for two different bloggers who were on the ledge during this (and you'd be surprised who that would be). But now, I've done enough, I've gotten EVERYTHING right, more or less, I have navigated these fraught waters successfully, AND I DO NOT WISH SOME THOUGHTLESS COMMENTER TO FUCKING EXPOSE ME TO LEGAL TROUBLE WHEN I HAVE RISKED ENOUGH AS IT IS AND BEEN CAREFUL AS HELL NOT TO GO TOO FAR. I have decided what evidence I thought was strong. I have decided for myself which angles were strong enough to be willing to pursue. I do not like it that people are coming in with the fucking shitty attitude that their desire to toss off a half-baked one-sentence joke is somehow more important than my ability to make a (meager as hell) livelihood. Where do you get this idea from? It seems like your "right" to comment is absolute, and the risks you DON'T run will be socialized to MY account. Your right is PRIVATE, apparently, but all the risks are SOCIALIZED to someone else. As I have suggested numerous times, this might look a TITCH differently to you if it was your ass hanging over the line. But your asses are safe. So please, do, continue lecturing me, Safe Ass Committee, about what risks you think my ass ought to be taking here.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:37 AM (nj1bB)

206 199

Posted by: Carl at June 16, 2011 01:34 PM (PET8M)

*facepalm*

Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 01:35 PM (UzBwz)

What??? I'm a fucking DOG, for Christ's sake. You're lucky I can even TYPE.

Posted by: Marmaduke at June 16, 2011 09:38 AM (PET8M)

207 Do ever get the feeling that free speech is becoming a luxury only afforded to the rich and lawyered?

That's becoming true.  I have little doubt Ace would win a lawsuit over any of this.  Three years from now.  After a half-million in attorney's fees.  Turning your life absolutely upside down over porn-star jokes is not a wise business plan.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 09:39 AM (RgXpA)

208 I guess I'm old-fashioned, I generally think of "blogs" as being the equivalent of being a guest at someone's home. As such, the duty of any guest is to not be a dick .

Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 16, 2011 09:39 AM (h6mPj)

209 So it's "pride" now to insist on rules laid down being obeyed, rather than toyed with and then broken? Same breath, somebody says it's okay for Ace to have his rules but then says he's uppity about them.

I guess when he has to repeat them eleventy-hundred times for the oblivious, stupid, or defiant, that makes him "uppity," huh?

This is nothing but a fit pitched by people who are embarrassed to have been told to shut up and even more embarrassed that the teller decided to double down when they refused to comply.

Posted by: Anwyn at June 16, 2011 09:39 AM (HRSih)

210 Anyhow, here's today's headline:

HIX NIX PRIX DIX PIX TO CHIX FOR KIX: STICK FORK IN NEW YORK DORK, HE'S DONE!


Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 16, 2011 09:39 AM (2PTT7)

211 You know, I love my son, I will always love my son, no matter what. I usually correct him when he breaks the rules with patience and yes, some humor. But when he pushes me, when he continually ignores the rules despite multiple warnings, that's when I want to take a goddamn wooden spoon and beat the living fuck out of him.

If a child can push a loving mother's patience, what makes you morons think that you can push Ace, on his own fucking blog, with impunity? He's plenty patient and you get more than enough warnings. So, what the hell?

As my son learned in his kindergarten class: You get what you get and you don't have a fit. Try to act at least 6 years old, morons, if you can't act your own age.

Don't make Ace get the goddamn spoon out.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 09:40 AM (5d6vv)

212 216 Anyhow, here's today's headline:

HIX NIX PRIX DIX PIX TO CHIX FOR KIX: STICK FORK IN NEW YORK DORK, HE'S DONE!


Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 16, 2011 01:39 PM (2PTT7)

Niiiiiiiice.....

Posted by: W.R. Hearst at June 16, 2011 09:40 AM (PET8M)

213
I brought Hot Pockets and Hi-C.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2011 09:40 AM (QMtmy)

214 So please, do, continue lecturing me, Safe Ass Committee, about what risks you think my ass ought to be taking here.

Things with multiple prongs aren't  worth the risk.

Posted by: Safe Ass committee member at June 16, 2011 09:41 AM (5wsU9)

215 So please, do, continue lecturing me, Safe Ass Committee, about what risks you think my ass ought to be taking here.

Posted by: ace

not for nothign, but i wouldn't drop the soap if Bawney Fwank is in the gym shower.

Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 09:41 AM (fPOY0)

216 Excuse me, s'moron: Is my prominence superior to yours? Is my liability superior to yours? Is my need to keep a reputation, from which I cannot walk away from (as you have done, simply by changing a screename) superior to yours. Is my investment in this blog's success and continuation superior to yours? Can you name a single category in which my decision on this point is NOT superior to yours? You'll have to explain to me your Interesting Theory in which you are my equal in these matters. Oh wait. You commnent 20 times a week. My bad. That means you're my equal for making decisions here.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:42 AM (nj1bB)

217 Damnit! And the wiener photoshop I made was EPIC! Ah well... I'll turn my snark elsewhere. Hey S'mores! Didja see that? THAT is how you handle disappointment. If someone is inviting you to play in their house you don't get pissy when they tell you not to jump on the flipping couch. This is not rocket science. /still irritable about the "no wookie jokes" thing though, I had photoshop plans that involved a wookie, the ewok, 2 jars of capers and a small fort built entirely out of marital aides and defended by Rubio. But then being irritable is my shtick so that's cool too.

Posted by: Irritable pundit at June 16, 2011 09:42 AM (yo+L7)

218 >As I have suggested numerous times, this might look a TITCH differently to you if it was your ass hanging over the line.

>But your asses are safe.


Actually any person who comments here could be held liable for said comments, in my opinion.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 09:43 AM (k0TKJ)

219

I'm going to join that Ace of Spades group btw

Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:43 AM (UzBwz)

220

I can't judge Ace for it. Plenty o' places to be crazy nasty on the internet, we don't have to make this one of them.

Posted by: William at June 16, 2011 09:43 AM (77TeU)

221

But as the Tao says, do your work, but set no store by it.

I said that?

Posted by: Pooh-Bear at June 16, 2011 09:43 AM (DPA/V)

222

I think I just read s'moron equate Ace with Weiner.

You're large and in charge, aren't you, s'moron?

Posted by: A Reader at June 16, 2011 09:43 AM (1cx/R)

223

I want to take a goddamn wooden spoon and beat the living fuck out of ...

Posted by: mpurinTexas

I think i'm turned on.

Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 09:43 AM (fPOY0)

224 No offense to anyone, but fuck the Tao.

Posted by: mrmmosh at June 16, 2011 09:44 AM (K332w)

225

Uncle,

"ya know, I admit to stepping over your line. I apologize to you personally for it. offer you my support for your work. and this is your response? Good luck man, I'm done. You are wound up way to much."

Well.....what do you want? You already admitted you were in the wrong.

Posted by: Jimi at June 16, 2011 09:44 AM (JMsOK)

226 You're large and in charge, aren't you, s'moron?

Cape and tights shit....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 09:44 AM (RgXpA)

227

Dear god man, can we stop with the asshole Charles Johnson comparisons.

Johnson is a prick who banned everyone who disagreed with him, he went as far as to post their personal information.

Ace probably doesn't agree with half the people here but he doesn't kick you out, he doesn't post your e-mail address or IP addresses.

 

THIS!  The CJ comparisons seriously cross a line.  Ace is trying to keep from getting sued, that's all.  A suit that would be avoided if we monitored our comments.  It's his site, his rules.  His request is a simple one.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 16, 2011 09:45 AM (zgZzy)

228

Hang in there, Ace.

The gratitude for what you do is astounding. 

Posted by: Darcy at June 16, 2011 09:45 AM (+Z6FM)

229

I brought Hot Pockets and Hi-C.

No Capri-Sun? 

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 09:45 AM (DPA/V)

230

I think i'm turned on.

Posted by: todler

*totally missed the point*

Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 09:45 AM (fPOY0)

231 Ace..you really weren't serious about the Weiner-free zone were you.???..cuz he's on in about 15 minutes

Posted by: beedubya at June 16, 2011 09:46 AM (AnTyA)

232 Ace, kudos on this whole story. And that's all I'm going to say about that.

Posted by: F. Gump at June 16, 2011 09:46 AM (nQR0p)

233

Hang in there, Ace.

The gratitude for what you do is astounding. 

Ditto that.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2011 09:47 AM (QMtmy)

234 This idea of a suit is not far-fetched at all. I'm simply protecting my client's reputation, which is more than she's ever done.

Posted by: Groucho Marx, Attorney-at-Law at June 16, 2011 09:47 AM (2PTT7)

235 Posted by: Jimi at June 16, 2011 01:44 PM (JMsOK)

Already said it elsewhere, I'll say it here. Apparently I'm not welcome here anymore, so I'll remove myself to elsewhere.

good luck all you all.

/meteors

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 16, 2011 09:47 AM (6IReR)

236 I uhh, I like Ace's blog. I don't feel his rules whether they are sliding or not, really affect my enjoyment of this blog. I can still make dick jokes and gripe about liberals and get hall and oats youtube links. I think that is pretty solid. Not being able to pick on the first lady and underaged kids kinda sucks. But in that sucks for about 2 seconds and then I don't even care or think about it ever again way. I have to wonder why some people pick really stupid topics to take ideological stands on.

Posted by: EM August at June 16, 2011 09:47 AM (zeBNm)

237 Ace is trying to keep from getting sued, that's all.  A suit that would be avoided if we monitored our comments.  It's his site, his rules.  His request is a simple one.

I dunno. It seems like don't say things that get me sued is a little over the top /sarc

Posted by: taylork at June 16, 2011 09:47 AM (5wsU9)

238 237 Ace..you really weren't serious about the Weiner-free zone were you.???..cuz he's on in about 15 minutes

Posted by: beedubya at June 16, 2011 01:46 PM (AnTyA)

Yeah, I think he's done with it, although I'm a low-level moron.

Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 09:47 AM (PET8M)

239 Turns out it was a good thing that I was at the dentist getting a root canal. Who knew? Missed the controversy.

Posted by: dagny at June 16, 2011 09:48 AM (4M3eT)

240 Good luck to Ms. Alred filing in AK.  The places she'd want to file pretty much all do.

hahaha, would you put it past her to try?

*imagines Gloria in her snowbunny suit

Posted by: pajama momma at June 16, 2011 09:48 AM (1lqnR)

241 Ace Reference post 105: having laid down these rules you are obligated to enforce them s'moron must go. Otherwise you aren't following procedures you deem reasonable to protect third parties. Besides he's being a douche. Also great work. By far best blog on net. Although in truth the morons do make it hum -sometimes to an unintended tune.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 16, 2011 09:49 AM (1454x)

242 246 Turns out it was a good thing that I was at the dentist getting a root canal. Who knew? Missed the controversy.

Posted by: dagny at June 16, 2011 01:48 PM (4M3eT)

I got your root canal right here, baby...

Bring your financials....

Posted by: Hank Reardon at June 16, 2011 09:49 AM (PET8M)

243 Breitbart coming up on FOX

Posted by: Tom at June 16, 2011 09:49 AM (nQR0p)

244 The controversy and your root canal are not actually dissimilar. You have not missed a thing. /Do I really need a sarc tag? Really?

Posted by: Irritable pundit at June 16, 2011 09:50 AM (yo+L7)

245

@247: "hahaha, would you put it past her to try?"

Not enough press coverage for her if she tried it there, so yeah, I'd be pretty surprised if she did. 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 09:51 AM (xy9wk)

246 All these clips FNC is showing at commercial breaks of the sanctimonious fuck trying to deflect and bullshit his way out of this mess have me so emotionally....erect....

Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 09:51 AM (PET8M)

247 Do I need to post this again?

After a day of hate, flame war, and folks giving Ace a blast of shit, and Monty not being here to give us Doom and drunk kittehs, we have picture of the day because there is no interesting news

Picture of the day


Posted by: Vic at June 16, 2011 09:51 AM (M9Ie6)

248 >>>Actually any person who comments here could be held liable for said comments, in my opinion. And yet your opinion is still not backed up by an indemnification contract and $50,000 in escrow. Seems to me it's still not backed up by anything. If you wish to join me as an equal as regards liability, then we can certainly talk about joining me as an equal in liability-avoidance.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:51 AM (nj1bB)

249 246 Turns out it was a good thing that I was at the dentist getting a root canal. Who knew? Missed the controversy.

Posted by: dagny at June 16, 2011 01:48 PM (4M3eT)

You can afford a root canal? I thought that's why these morons are so addicted to pudding. No tooths!

Posted by: Cicerokid at June 16, 2011 09:51 AM (WCnFz)

250 ...what about Chewbacca's penis?

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at June 16, 2011 09:51 AM (+kafi)

251 If there isn't a flaming skull over the 'Weiner Resigns' story, there's gonna be a Vancouver-type riot happening somewhere. Please, for all of the posters who didn't fuck up once during the last several weeks, fire up that skull. And, Ace, thanks for the effort....

Posted by: Joejm65 at June 16, 2011 09:51 AM (jNzw2)

252 It's not a problem. Or I guess you think it's a problem because you can't say everything you'd like.

The strike-zone was well-defined. You just don't like the rule.

Do you know how insanely arrogant it is for me to tell you "I think I've gone out on enough limbs here, and am not willing to risk any further suit for some pointless, unfunny 'whore' cracks" and then you respond, "No, I think the pointless, unfunny 'whore' cracks which just might wind up getting you named as a party in a lawsuit are COMPLETELY WORTH IT"?

How do you arrogate to yourself that decision-making authority as regards my life?

We are not equals here. We are not equally at risk. You know damn well no one will contact "kdabear" for any of this.

So excuse the fuck out of me if I get a little pissed off about the arrogance of some deciding they shall have the power to decide when I'm just being too fraidy-cat about lawsuits.

Rather than respect that, some -- not you, but others; as you say, you respect the rule, even as you disagree with it -- decide, on my behalf, that no, some stupid whore joke is worth an increased risk of suit from the unscruplous ambulance chaser Gloria Alred.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:26 PM

OK, at least you're stating in black and white that "this woman is Gloria Allred's client and she's threatened to sue me into poverty over this".

I'm not special pleading here, I can pretty well spot the line and not go over it. I'm not asking to say whatever I want because I'm a little more sensible about that.

You're paintbrushing me and assuming much that should be attributed generally but are aiming at me personally. I'm making observations here, not judgements.  I won't bitch about it because responding to a hothead in his house is pretty much asking for abusive comebacks. Hell, I even enjoy a good fight now and then.

Also, you know that we're not a straight laced bunch analyzing a story dispassionately, you know that we're South Park, Howard Stern and Opie and Anthony types. Why are you shocked we'd resort to humor about porn stars? Don't be shocked if you park your Mercedes in Newark and you find it's gone when you come out.

If I've posted anything that will put you in legal jeopardy, by all means delete it, that's common sense. 

It's your blog, your rules, everyone knows that. But thicken up your skin a little when you're criticized, and try to respond without generalizations and abuse, people who are interested in hiring you also look at how you react.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 09:52 AM (so1xa)

253 257 ...what about Chewbacca's penis?

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at June 16, 2011 01:51 PM (+kafi)

That's MINE, mofo!!!!

Posted by: Abe Frohman - Sausage King of Chicago at June 16, 2011 09:52 AM (PET8M)

254 Uncle Facts, if you missed it, I did say I accepted your apology. Further, I did not say it, as I'm running a little ragged, but I *appreciate* your apology. You are welcome here.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:52 AM (nj1bB)

255 I think we should have one of those 3 word collaborative story writing sessions again.  You know, a little team building.  I'll start...

Foley and Weiner

Posted by: NumberTwo at June 16, 2011 09:53 AM (UUGZW)

256

Look this is by far the best, "mostest, funniest" blog on the internet, bar none. I don't know about the rest of you but I'd hate for that to change. Ace, log off and take a well deserved, VERY long break. You deserve it.

Seriously, take a break.

Posted by: Max Power at June 16, 2011 09:53 AM (q177U)

257 Don't make Ace get the goddamn spoon out.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 01:40 PM (5d6vv)

Actually, ace lets us behave a hell of a lot worse than we would allow our six-year-olds to behave. Ace lets us curse, drink, smoke dope, objectify women (and men), talk incessantly about titties, occasionally puke on the driveway, beat the crap out of each other, and other assorted stuff. All the while he is watching from his lair, shaking his head, probably disgusted. Only when we cross one of his few lines does he even say anything, and then only to say "please don't," about 500 times before he explodes and bans someone, or, more often, just threatens.

He's a fucking pushover as a parent, and some of you are still getting tossed? Wow, some of you are really fucking stupid and stubborn.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 09:54 AM (0Z5GH)

258 Is it me, or does the banner above Weiner's apt building say, "ONE ASSCAN?"

Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 09:54 AM (PET8M)

259 Remember in grade school when nobody did the homework and the teacher made you sit in silence for the whole class? That's exactly what this is like, except we get to scream obscenities at the teacher the whole time. That doesn't happen at LGF.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 16, 2011 09:54 AM (bN5ZU)

260
s'moron, kdbabear, and all the other Tough Guys:

Don't make the mistake that there is a group of long time readers who agree with you that this blog is getting like LGF.  It's not, and to say so is fucking ludicrous.  Period.

But seriously, there are not a bunch of people on "your team" here.  You are a couple of fucking trolls.  And don't point to a couple comments on a facebook group as proof of your mass rebellion.

You are anonymous Internet Tough Guy trolls.

And you are not well liked amongst the comments here.  And people don't agree with you.

So fuck off.

Posted by: dan-O at June 16, 2011 09:54 AM (bRLuD)

261 Oddly enough, I think the NY Court of Appeals had a decision about this the other day, in favor of the website (it was a defamation claim brought by a realtor who was pissed off that some anonymous person had commented in a forum on a website that the guy beat his wife, was shady, etc.). The Court of Appeals said that the website was not liable under the FCDA.

There are a variety of lesson to take from this. One, websites may not be liable for anonymous defamatory comments. Two, this went from a trial court, to an appellate court to the highest court in NY (don't know if the realtor will apply to SCOTUS), which is a lot time, stress and money, probably in excess of $100k. Contrary to popular belief, just because a case says you probably won't win, doesn't mean you can't sue someone.

As Ace and other posters have said, this is his house and his rules. Don't like it, take your keyboard and go home.

Posted by: Penfold at June 16, 2011 09:54 AM (1PeEC)

262 What the fuck does stating that commenters can be sued for the own comments have to do with me indemnifying you? I think any sane person would realize the point I'm making is "be careful what you say for you are not immune".

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 09:54 AM (k0TKJ)

263 You are welcome here.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:52 PM (nj1bB)

 

Awwwww....

Posted by: Studio Audience at June 16, 2011 09:55 AM (DPA/V)

264

You can afford a root canal? I thought that's why these morons are so addicted to pudding. No tooths!

Posted by: Cicerokid at June 16, 2011 01:51 PM (WCnFz)

$2400 including the crown. Hoping the dental insurance will cover most but I just had to write the check. Ugh. That was worse than the work. Under Obamacare, I guess they just pull the tooth.

Posted by: dagny at June 16, 2011 09:55 AM (4M3eT)

265

Alternate Headline???

AceOSpades Lorena Bobbits the Weiner Story...

NO film at 11:00...

 

And... story is done anyway... guys gone... time to move on....

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2011 09:55 AM (NtXW4)

266 >>230 No offense to anyone, but fuck the Tao. I'm offended. And that's okay.

Posted by: Lao-Tzu at June 16, 2011 09:55 AM (kNN2d)

267
Yeah, I think he's done with it, although I'm a low-level moron.
Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 01:47 PM

I s'pose it's okay for us to make our pathetic remarks about his press conference, as long as we don't mention the collateral damage people.

But alas, I think there will be no flaming dicpic thread.

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 09:55 AM (M+5NF)

268

My question at #84: Never mind.

I did some head scratching and answered it myself. Thought of two times, actually; both were local news stories. Each involved a family with adults practicing god-awful judgment and a teenaged daughter that got dragged through a mess. The newsworthiness of each was questionable at best. Both times, all I could think was That poor kid.

Enough with the crap that contributes, in however small a way, to wrecking families. Legalities aside (and they're never really aside) it's nice that Ace has some standards of decency.

He allows a lot of latitude here. It takes a lot of effort to go out of bounds.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 16, 2011 09:55 AM (peN5l)

269 Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 12:49 PM (2ITL4) U mad bro? Cause you stupid. Just sayin'.

Posted by: WeekendAtBernankes at June 16, 2011 09:56 AM (BjiBp)

270
Holy god that awful screaming clip of him in congress is on again. Unbelievable.

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 09:56 AM (M+5NF)

271 >>>Why are you shocked we'd resort to humor about porn stars? I am not shocked. I expected it. That's why I specifically said, in the post itself, LAY OFF THE COLLATERAL DAMAGE TARGETS. I was crystal clear. I was also crystal-ignored. Like mpurinTexas said, it's exasperating when one asks for some consideration from what one considers "friends," in a blog way, and then these "friends" say "FUCK. YOU." I did not ask for an echo chamber. I did not tell you to PARROT my claims. I told you to not comment upon facts you do not know as regards a private (or semi-private) individual, and to not expose a private (or semi-private) individual to public mockery for which they seem to be willing to sue. The answer, from some? FUCK. YOU.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:57 AM (nj1bB)

272 DRUMROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 09:57 AM (dh5Eu)

273


Maybe my getting banned sub silencio for nothing was an anomality.  Still, it seemed to me that lots of people have been getting banned here for very little reason, even before Weinergate.  I can only bitch about my situation.

You're goddamned right, ace, it IS your investment.  It's your reputation (quasi-anonymous as it still is).  If there have been no purges, then great.  Mea fucking culpa.  But if there have been, then recent blog history teaches us that these ourges result in a exodus from blogs that do so. 

I actually care about this place and you, ace.  It's been great entertainment and watching your growth (in teh non-Weiner sense).  I'd rather not see that derailed.

But being on the receiving end of a banning for no discernable purpose, and seeing your more-frequent freakouts, it sure doesn't look to me like this is heading somewhere good.
 


Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 09:57 AM (2ITL4)

274 277
Holy god that awful screaming clip of him in congress is on again. Unbelievable.

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 01:56 PM (M+5NF)

Weiner'll be jerking off to that for the next 20 years, if there's any justice in the world.

Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 09:57 AM (PET8M)

275

I'm offended.

And that's okay.

 

I know.

Posted by: Senator Stewart Smalley at June 16, 2011 09:57 AM (DPA/V)

276 I've never posted here, mostly because I'm a chicken.  But I lurk and have laughed more over this site than at any other.  You folks really do have amazing freedoms here, granted by Ace.  I'm too skeert to comment here; I'd certainly be way too chicken to run a blog like this. 

Ace, I salute you.  You do a fantastic job, and I wish you only the best.

/slinking back to my lurking hidey-hole

Posted by: Goody-Two-Shoes Lurker at June 16, 2011 09:58 AM (JlGDh)

277 Arhooley, even worse is that fatass from TaxMasters is on for the 50th time this morning...

Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 09:58 AM (l30lK)

278 Posted by: Vic at June 16, 2011 01:51 PM (M9Ie6)

I was hoping for titties.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 09:58 AM (0Z5GH)

279 It's been my experience that attorneys like gloria care little for whats right or wrong but are in it for the long drawn out settlement. I guess when thats all over you can tell ace "see I told you."

Posted by: ryukyu at June 16, 2011 09:58 AM (MOHSR)

280 Pudding just arrived.  Aw yeah.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 09:58 AM (WUmWf)

281 Not enough press coverage for her if she tried it there, so yeah, I'd be pretty surprised if she did.

awwwwww, come on. You're no fun.

Posted by: pajama momma at June 16, 2011 09:59 AM (1lqnR)

282 "You keep moving the strike zone, that's one problem I wouldn't bother with a response if I didn't like you and your blog, I'm letting you know what a lot of your fans are saying in venues you don't control." Smoron & kbdabear Maybe if you weren't a douche bag you wouldn't need someone to set a strike box for you. I manage to make it through every day with out anyone telling me how not to be a douche bag... but here you are... asking for mommy to wipe your ass. be a man or at least act like one. I dig the whole moron, hobo killin, ValueRite Vodka drinkin, cursing rube thing... but normally you guys take it about 10 miles to far and frankly I don't like the long walk back to normalville. I don't even read the comments anymore because it's a misogynist/pervert/vigilante freakshow. that combined with the number of sockpuppets and trolls Ace draws for being so blatantly honest, well it's too much. do you care ? no and I don't care if you care. but now you've read this and I have inserted my thought into you and I won't be reading your replies so there's that too... So Ace and Co-Bloggers... Keep writing, I'll keep reading, stand up for what you think is right. and while I'm at it... why the hell does Ace have to baby sit these comments? why isn't there a co blogger or moron in training to do that menial shit? Ace could be doing much better things...

Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at June 16, 2011 09:59 AM (2JxNK)

283 I am also getting tired as large chucks of my day -- including WEEKEND days -- are being spent babysitting threads because some people simply refuse to accept that I am deserving of some respect and consideration. Yes, I know your wishes. And you know mine. These wishes are NOT equal so long as the masthead says "ACE OF SPADES HQ."

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:59 AM (nj1bB)

284

Trillion Dollar deficits as far as the eye can see.....

Credit Rating most likely going into the tank.....

Double Dip is a serious likelyhood.....

Loss of the dollar as the World Reserve Currency a possiblity....

Getting in arguements over who is a bigger scumbag......Priceless

 

Posted by: Jimi at June 16, 2011 09:59 AM (JMsOK)

285 283 I've never posted here, mostly because I'm a chicken.  But I lurk and have laughed more over this site than at any other.  You folks really do have amazing freedoms here, granted by Ace.  I'm too skeert to comment here; I'd certainly be way too chicken to run a blog like this. 

Ace, I salute you.  You do a fantastic job, and I wish you only the best.

/slinking back to my lurking hidey-hole

Posted by: Goody-Two-Shoes Lurker at June 16, 2011 01:58 PM (JlGDh)

Are you a girl? What are you wearing?

Posted by: I'm Dolemite, bitch at June 16, 2011 09:59 AM (PET8M)

286 But as the Tao says, do your work, but set no store by it.

Taoists are like SEALS, the real ones don't really talk about.





This message approved by Taoist Safe Ass Committee Member #6

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 09:59 AM (5d6vv)

287 Can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Rodney King at June 16, 2011 10:00 AM (5NfIh)

288
Yes, I know your wishes.

And you know mine.

These wishes are NOT equal so long as the masthead says "ACE OF SPADES HQ."

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:59 PM (nj1bB)

Please....let me blow you.

Posted by: Eric in Chicago's girlfriend at June 16, 2011 10:00 AM (PET8M)

289 You know, that Martha MacCallum is quite a looker.

Posted by: Tom at June 16, 2011 10:00 AM (nQR0p)

290 Posted by: Goody-Two-Shoes Lurker

And STAY OUT!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:00 AM (RgXpA)

291 Look, in a case like this, I respond to critics more than supporters. I want the supporters here to know I didn't miss your support. I read your comments, and took heart in them, and appreciate that even if you *disagree* with my opinion on this, you are kind enough to extend to me the consideration that I am permitted to be * W R O N G * on my own website. I appreciate this. Thank you.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:01 AM (nj1bB)

292 Can we all kiss and make up now?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 10:02 AM (k0TKJ)

293

Taoists are like SEALS

They don't complain when you club their young with a lead filled snowshoe?

Posted by: Strictly Commercial Fur Trapper at June 16, 2011 10:02 AM (DPA/V)

294 STFU S'moron. 
Not your blog.
Not your story.
Not your exposure.
Not your right.Y
Hell, you're abusing the PRIVILEGE of calling yourself a moron.

You had your 15 minutes of shame.
You have embarrassed yourself enough.
Sit down, shut up, and whatevah you do, don't tweet a dic pic to anyone.

Ace: Congratulations on being lead for the righteous reasons.
Watch the fruits of your labor.  2 p.m.


Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:02 AM (dh5Eu)

295

I wouldn't speak for our host, but slamming the Collateral Damage would seem to be a classless thing to do regardless of their profession.

And let's also not forget that our host has a chunk of a powerful man's hairpiece on his tomahawk. And there's folks around who'd love some retribution.

So don't be classless and don't leave any doors open--even a crack--for payback.

Posted by: spongeworthy at June 16, 2011 10:02 AM (rplL3)

296 "ofSpades, party of one? your table is ready"
"Can I get you something from the bar?"

Posted by: Tom at June 16, 2011 10:03 AM (nQR0p)

297

Meanwhile, over at HotAir, from Ed Morrisey:

Reports on Twitter say that the Capitol police have WeinerÂ’s office and the corridor in the Rayburn Building closed because of a “suspicious package.”  Meanwhile, Weiner has scheduled a press conference for 2 pm ET, and IÂ’ll find an embed code to carry it live here.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 10:03 AM (WUmWf)

298 I think we all learned something today...

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 10:03 AM (DPA/V)

299
I've never posted here, mostly because I'm a chicken.  But I lurk and have laughed more over this site than at any other.  You folks really do have amazing freedoms here, granted by Ace.  I'm too skeert to comment here; I'd certainly be way too chicken to run a blog like this. 

Ace, I salute you.  You do a fantastic job, and I wish you only the best.

/slinking back to my lurking hidey-hole

Posted by: Goody-Two-Shoes Lurker at June 16, 2011 01:58 PM

Throw a net over it! Don't let it get away!

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 10:03 AM (M+5NF)

300

#304

"suspicious package".

Heh.

Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 10:04 AM (l30lK)

301 Reports on Twitter say that the Capitol police have WeinerÂ’s office and the corridor in the Rayburn Building closed because of a “suspicious package.” 

"Suspicious Package"?  No comment.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:05 AM (RgXpA)

302 >>>But being on the receiving end of a banning for no discernable purpose, and seeing your more-frequent freakouts, it sure doesn't look to me like this is heading somewhere good. Yeah, I don't believe this. Either you were "banned" as many people are due to a glitch (to keep up with the spammers, we have to ban a lot of IP's, which are often actually spoofed IDs and so real people get banned) or you were banned for a reason. This bullshit that you were just banned without reason? Well, it's bullshit. You are very big on instructing me on your rights and studiously ignoring any responsibilities you might have to respect your host's wishes. There's a lot of beer in the fridge. Generally I put no limits on taking beer from the fridge. But when I say specifically "Those beers left in the fridge are SPECIAL beers, please don't take them," and then you help yourself anyway, and inform me "Fuck you, free beer," well, we seem to have a different conception of 1, conservatism, 2, respect and courtesy, and 3, property rights. The "super conservatives" often seem to have a goddamned socialistic conception of private property and private clubs.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:05 AM (nj1bB)

303 I was hoping for titties.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 01:58 PM (0Z5GH)

Ah but instead of titties you got kitties. Besides I don't want to make Ace madder than he already is.

Posted by: Vic at June 16, 2011 10:05 AM (M9Ie6)

304

Don't make the mistake that there is a group of long time readers who agree with you that this blog is getting like LGF.  It's not, and to say so is fucking ludicrous.  Period.

 

THIS!!!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 16, 2011 10:05 AM (zgZzy)

305 307

#304

"suspicious package".

Heh.

Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 02:04 PM (l30lK)

Yeah...that'd be mine

Posted by: Ghost of John Holmes at June 16, 2011 10:05 AM (PET8M)

306 >>>And you are not well liked amongst the comments here.  And people don't agree with you.
>>>So fuck off.
>>>Posted by: dan-O at June 16, 2011 01:54 PM (bRLuD)

Book 'em, dan-O.

Hang in, Ace.

Posted by: Anwyn at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (HRSih)

307 Seems to me there is a very small minority of fuckheads in every single walk of life that like nothing more than to piss on everything, especially when it's not theirs.

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (TwXda)

308

#307 I'm still giggling over "Weiner Presser."

Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (WUmWf)

309 Ace,


You keep using these words "day off". I do not think they mean what you think they mean.

Everyone, except maybe Gabe, seems like they can handle things.

You need some fun. Go talk to a pretty person of your particular favorite flavor. Have a prostate exam. Whatever you enjoy. Drink a glass of milk, some fuckin thing.



Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (2dbd9)

310 Ace, I've never hit you tip jar (I'm a cheap bastard) but if you get sued over the comments section I will definitely do so.
There are plenty of bloggers who allow no comments out of fear of what will be said. The best part of you blog is the comments. That is not an insult: you are the catalyst.

Posted by: kdny at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (C4bBq)

311 I'm loving me some flacid TV weiner waiting...
Wonder what color briefs he's wearing today?


Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (dh5Eu)

312

@289: "I don't even read the comments anymore"

Yet here you are.  My compliments on your psychic gift to know to randomly insert that.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (xy9wk)

313 I can see your point on this, Ace.  Allred is out for blood (and money, but mostly blood) so she'll attack even if she knows the claim will be laughed out of court.

After all, Allred could file the same suit for calling her an "ambulance chaser".

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (T0NGe)

314 308 "Suspicious Package"?  No comment. Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 02:05 PM (RgXpA) All packages are suspicious if they can't be identified with certitude.

Posted by: Ex-congressman, always a Weiner at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (jNzw2)

315

Tip jar time! Not much, but something.

Posted by: SnowSun at June 16, 2011 10:07 AM (UAUr6)

316 82 Dr. Spank, and I am telling you I would rather not risk it just so you can post some stupid "whore" jokes.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:04 PM (nj1bB)

----

If that's the direction the prior thread had gone, I think ace made the right call. Impugning the chastity of a woman, or accusing someone of having a loathsome disease, is still actionable in a lot of states.  Sure, ace would ultimately win any lawsuit (particularly by a dumb broad like Gloria Allred), but lawsuits are expensive.  Unless somebody was stupid enough to sue him in a state with an anti-SLAPP law (like California where I practice - where the loser has to pay for bringing a frivolous anti-speech suit), even a frivolous lawsuit is still a major pain in the ass.

Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 10:07 AM (2p0e3)

317

Hey everyone, just a little reminder...I'm running for goddamn fucking President of the United States!!!

Posted by: Gary Johnson at June 16, 2011 10:07 AM (e2VMT)

318 >>Not so much willing to risk your own biscuit, huh? Just mine? Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:59 PM I want to hear more about Ace's biscuit and is it good with strawberry preserves?

Posted by: Viv Lee at June 16, 2011 10:07 AM (BKrin)

319 Ace, thanks for taking the risks.  You did good, kid!  I love this blog.

Posted by: Kensington at June 16, 2011 10:07 AM (uaEZS)

320 Damnit. I haven't had a chance to talk about Weiner in days. Now I can't.

Posted by: Barney's Frank at June 16, 2011 10:07 AM (CpPgk)

321 316 Ace,


You keep using these words "day off". I do not think they mean what you think they mean.

Everyone, except maybe Gabe, seems like they can handle things.

You need some fun. Go talk to a pretty person of your particular favorite flavor. Have a prostate exam. Whatever you enjoy. Drink a glass of milk, some fuckin thing.



Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 02:06 PM (2dbd9)

Yeah!!! Come to Chicago and let my girlfriend blow you. I just want a fucking banner ad, man!!!!

Posted by: Ghost of John Holmes at June 16, 2011 10:07 AM (PET8M)

322 Ace, someone mentioned above about closing comments on posts.  I don't know what kind of arrangement you have with our beloved Pixy Misa or whatever you're doing these days, but are you really opposed to switching to Wordpress software?  (Not wordpress.com, of course - .org self-hosted WP.)  I *know* tons of people (including me) would help you migrate or whatever, and yes, you could shut off comments, you would not have all this godawful spam that shows up in every thread, and you could have a lot more control over the whole thing.  Not in a control-freak kind of way, but in a no-hassles kind of way.  And your SEO would be way way way better, especially without two different domains (ace.mu.nu and minx.cc), which really *does* make a difference when you're trying to get ad revenue from doing the thankless job that is blogging.

I mean, I love Pixy.  But really.

Posted by: Beth at June 16, 2011 10:08 AM (5NfIh)

323 Yeah, I don't believe this. Either you were "banned" as many people are due to a glitch (to keep up with the spammers, we have to ban a lot of IP's

I'm banned every other time I try to comment due to dynamic IP addressing by my ISP.  Shit happens.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:08 AM (RgXpA)

324 Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 01:57 PM (2ITL4)

What's the first rule of holes?

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:08 AM (T0NGe)

325 As a long time lurker, and sometimes commenter, I think Ace has done all the hard work to provide us with what is my favorite site on the internet. People who can't abide by a few simple rules ought to go elsewhere. Keep up the good work Ace.

Posted by: BM at June 16, 2011 10:08 AM (qMymA)

326
The "super conservatives" often seem to have a goddamned socialistic conception of private property and private clubs.

Hey don't impugn hardcore conservatives with such a broad brush. Libertarians, fine. But not conservatives.

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 10:08 AM (TwXda)

327 Breitbart is on Fox.  Then he's gonna read the comments.

Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:08 AM (dh5Eu)

328 There's beer??????

WTF???

Posted by: beedubya at June 16, 2011 10:09 AM (AnTyA)

329 Not near a TV. Is Huma there?

Posted by: Joejm65 at June 16, 2011 10:09 AM (jNzw2)

330
What's the first rule of holes?

Don't tweet pictures of them.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:09 AM (RgXpA)

331 The only person whose name is actually tied to this site is Ace's.  The rest of us all hide behind made up nicknames. 

How can 'pretend people' tell a real, 'public' person, what to do?

Seriously, a key board doesn't give you balls. So, all you  'OMG Ace, WTF?!' people can stop acting like it does.

In fact, if you are so sure (that what you are saying won't get you sued) of your comments, attach your real name.  If you aren't willing to do that, then why in the hell would you  be willing to under Ace's name/blog?

Posted by: momma at June 16, 2011 10:09 AM (nWikJ)

332 Posted by: Gary Johnson at June 16, 2011 02:07 PM (e2VMT)

Sorry, Gary, but you still don't qualify as a "public figure" so we can't talk about you.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:09 AM (T0NGe)

333

@302: "I wouldn't speak for our host, but slamming the Collateral Damage would seem to be a classless thing to do regardless of their profession."

Where were you when *I* needed you?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at June 16, 2011 10:09 AM (xy9wk)

334 You guys know most websites have a paid moderator, right? You do know I don't have that kind of money, right? So you know who is the moderator here? The "Troll Busters," readers who have agreed to, for free, patrol threads (but do so on an ad-hoc basis, and usually have to clear decisions with me), the cobloggers, and myself. So let me ask you this: Why do you think there is no more fresh content from me today? How about it's because once again I have to babysit a fucking thread and play moderator (a just-above-minimum wage type position) YET AGAIN because some people are so fucking arrogant they deign to set editorial policy for me?

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:10 AM (nj1bB)

335 338 The only person whose name is actually tied to this site is Ace's.  The rest of us all hide behind made up nicknames.

Uh...

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:10 AM (T0NGe)

336 Ungh, Unnnh, Ungh, Mmmmnph, uh-huh, ungh, Unnh, yes, Uh-Ungh

Posted by: John King at June 16, 2011 10:11 AM (DPA/V)

337 Oh gosh...Alan Colmes is defending A Weiner AGAIN.  The Democratic Party:  We have no standards...come join us!

Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 10:11 AM (l30lK)

338 We not only have the best comments, but we throw awesome conniption fits.

Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 10:11 AM (2dbd9)

339
Why do you think there is no more fresh content from me today?

How about it's because once again I have to babysit a fucking thread and play moderator (a just-above-minimum wage type position) YET AGAIN because some people are so fucking arrogant they deign to set editorial policy for me?

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 02:10 PM (nj1bB)

God forbid il Douche would ever be caught buggering a small boy in the Oval Office. Can you imagine the shitstorm you'd have then???

Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 10:12 AM (PET8M)

340 How about it's because once again I have to babysit a fucking thread and play moderator (a just-above-minimum wage type position)

Doing the job Americans just won't do.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:12 AM (RgXpA)

341

gruntinPuppehtOFF!

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 10:12 AM (DPA/V)

342 Follow the rules - the few there are - or GTFO. Ace's position seems pretty simple to understand.

Posted by: manofaiki at June 16, 2011 10:12 AM (1TZgg)

343 Ace, I like it when you put up new material and mix it up in the comments, I understand the babysitting has to suck though.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 10:13 AM (k0TKJ)

344 Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 02:08 PM (RgXpA)

Uh, no. Because this is a democracy, we vote to ban you.

(God, I hope I don't need a joke tag on this)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 10:13 AM (0Z5GH)

345


I couldn't go over the line recently b/c I was banned.

You may have banned a block of addys, but you said you'd "submit the number" and ... nothing.

Look, everyone on the internets is an abrasive dick.  I get that.  But I am not one of those who has pushed the line.  I'm just not.




Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 10:13 AM (2ITL4)

346 I agree with some of the others ace-- take a few days off after he resigns-- great work and thanks for staying all bloodhound on that cretin-- good job-- "Ace of Spades?  Grit?  Not much!

Posted by: tomc at June 16, 2011 10:13 AM (wAMWl)

347 >>>The only person whose name is actually tied to this site is Ace's. The rest of us all hide behind made up nicknames. My name comes out immediately in a lawsuit. Don't be an idiot.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:13 AM (nj1bB)

348 Ace set up ONE............SIMPLE.............RULE......for Weiner threads. You wouldn't follow it? Find somewhere else to post then. I can't believe we're even debating this.

Posted by: manofaiki at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (1TZgg)

349

It's my day off, I come in from mowing the grass and find out I missed all the excitement. Course when I did that at that other place I came back and couldn't log in.

Posted by: kansas at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (nNgbi)

350 They don't complain when you club their young with a lead filled snowshoe?

Nope. We're Taoists, not Buddhists.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (5d6vv)

351 The only person whose name is actually tied to this site is Ace's.  The rest of us all hide behind made up nicknames.

Uh...

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 02:10 PM (T0NGe)


You know what I mean smart ass

Posted by: momma at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (nWikJ)

352

Sorry, Gary, but you still don't qualify as a "public figure" so we can't talk about you.

I need a scandal damnit!

Posted by: Gary Johnson at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (e2VMT)

353 Hahahaahah  Alan Colmes is still defending the indefensible.
What a pathetic zombie Colmes is.
Meanwhile, Weiner is wetting his drawers now, and not the kind he's used to.
Crawl under the subway, slug.  He just can't go fast enough.

Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (dh5Eu)

354 >>The answer, from some? FUCK. YOU. << We Wish!

Posted by: Typical Moron at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (18WU4)

355 In fact, that simple leverage over me can cadge a certain amount of money out of me. Did you guys see the hit piece The Smoking Gun did on Mike Stack? Can you selfish people get off your fucking soapboxes for one second and consider I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT?!

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (nj1bB)

356 173

@143: "Why even deal with the headache?  Are you an attorney who will work on contingency for Ace?"

A lot of attorneys will take Anti-SLAPP stuff on what amounts to contingency - the statutes themselves provide for a mandatory award of fees, and SLAPP motions tend to be very tough to defeat.  It isn't surefire, but they are very, very nasty.

And yeah, if Allred sued Ace in California, I'd be happy to help out if he asked. 

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 01:30 PM (xy9wk)

Me too.  Anti-SLAPP cases are easy money, and definitely worth taking on a contingency basis.

Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (2p0e3)

357 Uh, I think momma is on your side.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 10:15 AM (k0TKJ)

358 Breitbart is going to be a little disappointed today.

I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY.

Posted by: mrmmosh at June 16, 2011 10:15 AM (K332w)

359 The "Troll Busters," readers who have agreed to, for free, patrol threads (but do so on an ad-hoc basis, and usually have to clear decisions with me), the cobloggers, and myself.

Undercover mole spies?!?!?!?!

Posted by: beedubya at June 16, 2011 10:15 AM (AnTyA)

360 Posted by: momma at June 16, 2011 02:09 PM (nWikJ)

Well! I don't know about you, but I use my real name.

Posted by: Charles Brown Dildo at June 16, 2011 10:15 AM (0Z5GH)

361

Why do you think there is no more fresh content from me today?

I have an idea for a post for later. Imma gonna email you.



 

Posted by: Warden at June 16, 2011 10:15 AM (KulgD)

362 Seriously, thank you Ace.

Posted by: Cyn at June 16, 2011 10:15 AM (18WU4)

363 354 >>>The only person whose name is actually tied to this site is Ace's. The rest of us all hide behind made up nicknames. My name comes out immediately in a lawsuit. Don't be an idiot. Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 02:13 PM (nj1bB) Oh, come on! This person was defending you!!!

Posted by: Joejm65 at June 16, 2011 10:15 AM (jNzw2)

364 354 >>>The only person whose name is actually tied to this site is Ace's. The rest of us all hide behind made up nicknames.

My name comes out immediately in a lawsuit. Don't be an idiot.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 02:13 PM (nj1bB)

I think that was his point, Ace.

Posted by: Tom at June 16, 2011 10:15 AM (nQR0p)

365 ~ tap tap tap tap tap ~ Thank you Thank you Thank you It is I, Hadji. The Muslim Comic. It is because of the ace of spades and his HQ that I can make the funny. So I think ace. Even though ace hamstrings my funny-making with his many many rules and his babysitting of threads and his feigned disinterest about Hadji ... ... never complimenting Hadji down thread, or making Hadji a coblogger or even tipping the waitresses, I - Hadji - do what I can. for ace.

Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at June 16, 2011 10:15 AM (h6mPj)

366

Ace feels, and probably rightly, that he has the most exposure to liability from some Weiner tweeter who now have convinced themselves they are victims of anyone besides themselves and Weiner...including liability from stupid commenters.  I'm sure he stands behind what he writes, but I don't think precedent has been set for legal responsibility in the blogger/commenter era.  So it doesn't hurt to be careful.  You have free speech in that you are free to set up SayWhateverYouWantHoneyBadgerDontGiveAShitBlog.com, but this is his blog and he's free to make the rules or take the ball home.  The comparisons to LGF are exaggerated, but I'd posit that even Charles has every right to make rules that make his blog suck so badly.

The Weiner stuff was an abolute blast and a gift from the Comedy/Righty Blogger gods, but it's past its expiration date and never had anything to do with the women Weiner chatted with, aside from the potential for legal issues regarding age.  It's also interesting to some to hear their stories, but that's really all just gossip.  It's done. 

(But man it was so awesome.  I hate a lot of people's politics but not the people, yet every time I saw Weiner on MS-NBC I hated the man just as a man...I'd hate him if he delivered pizza to my door with that attitude and personality.  I felt no sadness in watching him fall so spectacularly.  And, his last name is Weiner...awesome.)

Posted by: MostlyRight at June 16, 2011 10:16 AM (ZG8Ti)

367 I'm 110% behind you, Ace!

Posted by: Dick at June 16, 2011 10:16 AM (Tj88Z)

368 I can has rules in writing under the FAQ naow?

Posted by: Bob Saget rides the short bus at June 16, 2011 10:16 AM (F/4zf)

369 Dr Spank, I am not even "mixing it up in the comments" when I have to fight and argue for the relatively simple proposition that it's my fucking blog and my fucking ass.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:16 AM (nj1bB)

370 #339 thread winner 

Posted by: Beth at June 16, 2011 10:16 AM (5NfIh)

371 Fucking hilarious, it is, that some dude is whining about a privately owned blog having some commenting rules out of ONE side of his mouth, while encouraging people to join a commenting community (named after the private blog, at that!) that you have to be <i>approved to join</i> out of the OTHER side of his mouth. 

Posted by: Phil Smith at June 16, 2011 10:16 AM (gMPJM)

372 My name comes out immediately in a lawsuit. Don't be an idiot.

Shirleen Stella Scroggins AKA "Ginger Lee"

vs.

Myron Alexandrovich Lipschitz, III AKA "Ace"

That would be ugly.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:16 AM (RgXpA)

373

 Ungh, Unnnh, Ungh, Mmmmnph, uh-huh, ungh, Unnh, yes, Uh-Ungh

Thanks for the question, Mr. King.

Posted by: Gary Johnson at June 16, 2011 10:16 AM (e2VMT)

374

 

The Password is :  'Shibboleth'

Posted by: Monty Hall at June 16, 2011 10:17 AM (alYWx)

375 No, I meant to quote AmishDude, who added an "uhhhhh..." The "idiot" comment was to AmishDude, who suggested that I'm JUST LIKE A COMMENTER in my anonymity. Uh, no. My anonymity is at-will.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:17 AM (nj1bB)

376 Ace gave you a chance to comment on Anthony Weiner's resignation and YOU BLEW IT!!!!!

Posted by: Bobby DeNiro, Cop Land at June 16, 2011 10:17 AM (TwXda)

377 Man, I love this place! Not all of you, but I love this place.

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at June 16, 2011 10:17 AM (LXPet)

379 I think amish was making a joke.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 10:18 AM (k0TKJ)

380 RE:  #292, #306 - SEE?!?!?!?  I'm skeert, I tell you!

/running faster than ever...away...

Posted by: Goody-Two-Shoes Lurker at June 16, 2011 10:18 AM (JlGDh)

381

@376: "my fucking ass."

Heelllllooooooooooooo.....

Posted by: George Takei at June 16, 2011 10:19 AM (xy9wk)

382 Ace Weiner? Never heard of him!

Posted by: Veteran Newsman Chas. Gibson at June 16, 2011 10:19 AM (W5ilH)

383 Ace, kudos for taking the lead on this, with all the heat attendant to that.

And, if I can give a little free advice...never...ever...take anyone else's advice on risking a lawsuit against you.

Even mine.  In the end, YOU have to be comfortable with the risk.  I don't post here much (once in a while, when I'm feeling the need to say something silly)...but, I love the site and the work you do.

If you are feeling the danger, trust your instincts.  And never apologize for them.  Ever.  You don't have to...you are serving on the front lines.  Thanks, by the way for that.

Posted by: cfbleachers at June 16, 2011 10:19 AM (oxqER)

384 Phil Smith, You know what's hilarious? The fact that you insist that because I permit comments I have no rights whatsoever to control them. Hey, here's a cool fact: I dont' even have ADVERTISING here in the comments any longer because my advertisers bailed, due to graphic language. So all of this shit? Costs me money. Not a single dime comes in from the comments any longer.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:19 AM (nj1bB)

385 And when I said commenters were potentially liable for their comments I meant just that, that they should be careful in what they say, nothing more.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 10:20 AM (k0TKJ)

386 Look up and down the page. No ads here in the comments. So do instruct me as to how much I owe people.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:20 AM (nj1bB)

387

My name comes out immediately in a lawsuit. Don't be an idiot.

Is your anonymity the reason you aren't getting the credit you deserve for this?

 

Posted by: garrett brings the serious at June 16, 2011 10:21 AM (alYWx)

388

Can we all kiss and make up now?

Sigh.  Ok, but no tongue!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2011 10:21 AM (3k6GF)

389 Wow, look at that. No ads. It seems I am once again spending hours of my time patrolling something I maintain without receiving a dime in actual revenue from.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:21 AM (nj1bB)

390

Shirleen Stella Scroggins AKA "Ginger Lee" vs. Myron Alexandrovich Lipschitz, III AKA "Ace"

Dad?

Posted by: Myron Alexandrovich Lipschitz, IV at June 16, 2011 10:21 AM (peN5l)

391 Weiner just can. not. quit. the. power.
His little head is screaming, The Cape and Tights Shit is all that matters...

Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:21 AM (dh5Eu)

392 387 RE:  #292, #306 - SEE?!?!?!?  I'm skeert, I tell you!

/running faster than ever...away...

Posted by: Goody-Two-Shoes Lurker at June 16, 2011 02:18 PM (JlGDh)

Welcome, sweetheart! Please don't go.

Now, how big are your areolas>>>

Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 10:21 AM (PET8M)

393
I have been thinking about something. We hear that Bill Clinton was angry with Weiner. We hear that Clinton told Weiner to get lost when Weiner went for help or whatever.

If I were Weiner, I would have punched him -- nothing to lose at that point. Bill Clinton, Defender of Women's Honor? Bill Clinton, Indignant Galahad? I'd have made that 9/11 Responder bill podium rant look like a sweet nothing whispered in Thumbelina's ear. I'd have screeched who the fuck do you think you are, you lowerer of standards, you king of liars and adulterers and Democrat-party ruiners.

I hope he does it sometime. Hey, Weiner may want some mail in the next few days. Maybe he's open to suggestions.

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 10:21 AM (m3hXJ)

394 Okay, here's Rep. Shitstain

Posted by: Tom at June 16, 2011 10:21 AM (nQR0p)

395 The Weiner is out!!!

Posted by: beedubya at June 16, 2011 10:21 AM (AnTyA)

396 Please, do instruct me further on what you believe your "rights" here to be.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:22 AM (nj1bB)

397 Dear Mr. Ace, We are very much interested in promoting our association on your web blog. Please present us with your demands so that we may send you a large pile of money. Sincerely,

Posted by: National Association of Cockholsters at June 16, 2011 10:22 AM (h6mPj)

398
Oh great, it's gonna be Old soldiers never die, they just go away.

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 10:22 AM (m3hXJ)

399 Thank you for all your hard work, Ace.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 16, 2011 10:22 AM (ITYRW)

400

You know whats almost as good as a Weiner thread?

A thread with Ace trying to spell out the obvious, that most people learn by the time they are 5.

If you don't like the rules, you know where the door is.

Posted by: The Schwalbe: © at June 16, 2011 10:22 AM (UU0OF)

401 I told you to not comment upon facts you do not know as regards a private (or semi-private) individual, and to not expose a private (or semi-private) individual to public mockery for which they seem to be willing to sue.

The answer, from some? FUCK. YOU.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:57 PM

OK, your house, your rules. If you say "don't EVER mention Daffy Duck", I won't as long as it's understood. I've steered clear of that and that's not my point anyway as it was stipulated way up at the top.  I also know that many can't help poking a stick in a cage with a pissed off bear in it.

I worded "other venues" in a bad way and I meant no threat from that, only pointing out what many are thinking which isn't pleasant. I've also linked to it which has REAL names so as to the Anonymous Internet Tough Guy insults, go there and comment under YOUR real names.  Many of the co-bloggers are also members of that FB group, so it's not a bunch of straggling malcontents.

As for Ace, I sincerely apologize if I put you in any legal danger and if I've misunderstood your motivations. I appreciate the leeway we get here, and I also know that when there's a lot of freedom that a lot of chaos is a byproduct of that, it comes with the territory.  I also apologize for the ponytail comment, as I've not been banned for arguing directly with you and that was a bit out of line.




Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 10:22 AM (so1xa)

402
Christ, it sounds like a campaign speech. It probably is.

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 10:23 AM (m3hXJ)

403 >>>The only person whose name is actually tied to this site is Ace's. The rest of us all hide behind made up nicknames.

My name comes out immediately in a lawsuit. Don't be an idiot.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 02:13 PM (nj1bB)


Sorry, I guess I typed it wrong.  I thought I was saying exactly that.  We are nobodies hiding behind nicknames, you don't have that luxury. 

Sorry.  I really thought I was clear.  Guess not.

Posted by: momma at June 16, 2011 10:23 AM (nWikJ)

404 Please elaborate your theories as to how I "owe" unrestricted commenting to you. No ads. Language got too spicey. Asked people to tone it down; didn't really. In truth, it was a mix of comments and spam-comments. Anyway, no ads here. This is all pure loss on my end. So tell me, please tell me, about what I OWE you.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:23 AM (nj1bB)

405 actually, We noticed the Donate link on your page so we will provide a donation for services rendered. Yours &c.

Posted by: National Association of Cockholsters at June 16, 2011 10:23 AM (h6mPj)

406 I am watching Weiner resign.

Ace has now firmly planted himself on the national stage.

Well done!

Or should I thank S'moron and KdaBear and the rest who seem to think that they own this blog?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 10:23 AM (0Z5GH)

407 I loved the cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 10:23 AM (PET8M)

408 BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: beedubya at June 16, 2011 10:23 AM (AnTyA)

409 Heckler?

Posted by: Tom at June 16, 2011 10:23 AM (nQR0p)

410 right, momma, I'm sorry, I meant that in response to AmishDude, who quoted you, but then added a dubious "uhhhh..." Apologies. It was a glitch. I tried to quote both, and it was the "uhhh..." I was refuting.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (nj1bB)

411
omg, funny, a bunch of people cheered when he said he's resigning. Mics are all over the crowd. What a circus.

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (m3hXJ)

412 HOLY SHIT, this asshole is going to sing his own praises.
No humility.
No sincerity.
No integrity.
No more keys to the Congress.
Thank you, God, one less piece of shit in Congress.


Hahahaha, he is getting heckled.  Hahahahhaa. . 

Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (dh5Eu)

413 Weiner is on teevee now

Posted by: Beth at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (5NfIh)

414 386 I think amish was making a joke.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 02:18 PM (k0TKJ)

Yes.  Of course.  And, of course, "Ace"'s handle would dissolve instantly in any court action.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (T0NGe)

415 Oh, gawd, it's going south quick. 

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (jaxDa)

416 Hahahaha.

I don't think that went the way he planned.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (RgXpA)

417 "Are you more than 7 inches?"

Posted by: Tom at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (nQR0p)

418 No ads?
Not even ad spam for lace wigs?

Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (2p0e3)

419

 Not a single dime comes in from the comments any longer.

Were I an advertiser, I'd risk the racy comment section just to reach the "wealthy gadabout L.A. blogger demographic."

 

Posted by: spongeworthy at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (rplL3)

420 Ace: He was talking about S'moron's facebook link.

Posted by: mrmmosh at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (K332w)

421 Ha!   I hear the bloggers from BigGovt are mixing it up at the presser.

Someone just asked if he is more than 7"!

Comedy gold.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (4136b)

422 And not one goddamned word about how he fucked up.

Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 10:25 AM (PET8M)

423

@396: "Wow, look at that.

No ads
."

Come back later - there will be plenty of ads.  Game cheats, MBT shoes, lace wigs, you name it.

Oh, you mean paying ads....

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 10:25 AM (xy9wk)

424 406 Thank you for all your hard work, Ace.


Yeah, ace, you really did a good job and a lot of people here believe that even if they don't agree with you on everything.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 10:25 AM (k0TKJ)

425 I second what Warden & Nigel wrote.
I consider it a privilege to read Ace's work on a daily basis. The humor, the insight, the links to some of the most interesting stuff on the web, and even the comments have enlightened me, made me laugh and keep me coming back.

We all owe Ace a debt of gratitude for the hard work he's done over the years to make this site one of the best of it's kind on the web.

Ace, take a bow, and we all thank you!
Now, let's all get back to ensuring that Obama is a one-term POTUS!

Posted by: Proudvastrightwingconspirator at June 16, 2011 10:25 AM (hyRD4)

426 Weiner getting heckled by some chucklenut at his presser.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 10:25 AM (WUmWf)

427
This is a campaign speech.

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 10:25 AM (m3hXJ)

428 OMG, this piece of shit is unbelievable, the only one that is important  is himself:  "... most important, myself, to get help..."

Fuck HIM.
Now he names his parents, bringing more shame on them.
Now he is pitching for a job.
PATHETIC.

Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:25 AM (dh5Eu)

429

So all of this shit? Costs me money. Not a single dime comes in from the comments any longer.

So...it's...free to us!



Posted by: Clueless guy who thinks the healthcare plan is free because the government is providing it at June 16, 2011 10:26 AM (e2VMT)

430 Press conference hecklers FTW!!!!


Posted by: Beth at June 16, 2011 10:26 AM (5NfIh)

431 Damn...I hate it when my network poops out....I miss all the good stuff.

Posted by: Tami at June 16, 2011 10:26 AM (X6akg)

432 "Will you maintain your taut physique?"

I love hecklers!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 10:26 AM (0Z5GH)

433 Ugggh Seriously guys, ace's blog, ace's rules Remember the Internet is forever and yes, liberal lawyers would love to go after a conservative blog Lawyers are evil nasty creatures (yes, T is one but she's wicked in heels so she doesn't count)

Posted by: Navy COP joe aka supercabbie!!! at June 16, 2011 10:26 AM (8IF2d)

434 Thank you for all your hard work, Ace.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 16, 2011 02:22 PM (ITYRW)

 

Why isn't Ms.80's promoted to, at least a side-bar, lobber of cob?

She brings the C-Span Linkage and the Shorpy like none other.

 

 

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 10:26 AM (alYWx)

435 Congrats to all who refused to let the slime blend in with the background of D.C.

Posted by: derit at June 16, 2011 10:26 AM (FQlFL)

436 I have a feeling we're hearing Opie and Anthony's folks there. Sheesh.

Posted by: tmi3rd at June 16, 2011 10:26 AM (WRtsc)

437 can we get the paypal account info posted again? i'm feeling generous.

Posted by: twig at June 16, 2011 10:27 AM (w9N0m)

438 I can't believe Weiner never dic-pic'd Martha McCallum

Posted by: beedubya at June 16, 2011 10:27 AM (AnTyA)

439 BREAKING: Weiner's parents issue press release denying Weiner's claim that he got his values from them.
H/T @AnnCoulter

Posted by: Tom at June 16, 2011 10:27 AM (nQR0p)

440
The career of the most annoying up-and-coming Democrat bastard is now over. Not with a bang but a Weiner.

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 10:27 AM (m3hXJ)

441 Yes.  Of course.  And, of course, "Ace"'s handle would dissolve instantly in any court action.

Or any Tijuana whorehouse, IYKWIMAITYD. 

Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 10:27 AM (2p0e3)

442 Hey Ace? You might want to re-read my comment.  I was talking about the dude who was telling people to go ask permission to join a Facebook group so they can talk shit about you.

Posted by: Phil Smith at June 16, 2011 10:27 AM (gMPJM)

443 The rest of us all hide behind made up nicknames.

Which can readily be traced with a little bit of subpoena. Just remember when Ace, AOSHQ Inc, and you are named in suits together for defamation, one of those three has more than some cheesesticks and a pile of body hair as assets. And do you think Ace would for a second, when faced with a defamation suit, hesitate to offer up the actual commenter to take responsibility for what was said? Ace would probably know when we were straying into dangerous territory, and likely did us all a favor by deleting the post and our comments.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 16, 2011 10:27 AM (0q2P7)

444 Colmes is almost in tears... LOLOLOL
what a pusseh.

Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:28 AM (dh5Eu)

445 my bad. didn't see the link at the top until now.

Posted by: twig at June 16, 2011 10:28 AM (w9N0m)

446 STFU and get over to the corner

Posted by: beedubya at June 16, 2011 10:28 AM (AnTyA)

447 momma, in case you missed it, I meant that in response to Amish (who also says he was kidding, but still, had to respond for those who think I'm really "anonymous"). Sorry to glitch that. I apologize.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:28 AM (nj1bB)

448 445 can we get the paypal account info posted again? i'm feeling generous.


There's a button on the left side of the home page.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 10:28 AM (k0TKJ)

449 Not with a bang but a Weiner. "Bye, bye, pervert!"

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:28 AM (RgXpA)

450

Personally, I come here for Ace's writing. I like the cob-loggers and the comments, they don't make the site. Without Ace, this site is just Conservative Blog #148-P7.

Be cool about his limited use of rules and don't ruin a good thing.

Posted by: CJ at June 16, 2011 10:28 AM (9KqcB)

451 while the cobloggers and the commenters are great, that's not why I come here. I come for your writing ace. It's unequaled. Thanks.

Posted by: PR at June 16, 2011 10:28 AM (EF7Ps)

452 Okay, this was my first time posting multiple times in a thread and following it. How do you people find the time?

Posted by: mrmmosh at June 16, 2011 10:29 AM (K332w)

453 >>>Hey Ace? You might want to re-read my comment. I was talking about the dude who was telling people to go ask permission to join a Facebook group so they can talk shit about you. Shit, Phil, I'm sorry. I misread. Please forgive me for jumping ugly.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:29 AM (nj1bB)

454 Guys, all you have to do is look at how long the Autoadmit case dragged out if you want to see what Ace would like to avoid.  Even if he eventually won on the merits, a case like this (high profile, emerging area of the law) would take forever and be crippling in attorney's fees.  I don't see how you can blame Ace for wanting to avoid that.

Posted by: Rick at June 16, 2011 10:29 AM (w/BWR)

455

http://tinyurl.com/5tymwf6

There. That is the ruling that is giving ACE the DTs. While I do not believe it will end up doing what everyone fears...I am not the one having to face its first test. Ace could be. So read the case before you post stuff and ACE will not have to worry. co course, most wont and in time the SCOTUS will arrive at a ruling and I will venture that comments sections will be separated from the blogger themselves and deemed to be non-slanderous/non libel fluff and puffery...as most all of it is. But, until then....Ace's playground, Ace's rules.

Posted by: giftogab at June 16, 2011 10:29 AM (SPVfc)

456 I'm gonna miss deh Weiner. Please, some/any Democrat....step forward and fill the void. Please.

Posted by: Joejm65 at June 16, 2011 10:29 AM (jNzw2)

457 Without Ace, this site is just Conservative Blog #148-P7.

Hey, you weren't supposed to know that.  Who leaked?

Posted by: White House Press Room at June 16, 2011 10:29 AM (0nqdj)

458 So is Weiner out?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 10:29 AM (k0TKJ)

459 Alright, I'm getting ready to turn in my ManCard here, but I'm actually a little sad ace isn't getting to watch and enjoy the presser. Actually it's annoying me more than anything else. Ah well, there will be other victories.

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 10:29 AM (TwXda)

460 oh shit. YRM's going to think CJ and I are sockpuppets.

Posted by: PR at June 16, 2011 10:30 AM (EF7Ps)

461 450:

We don't talk shit about ace or TOTAL.

Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 10:30 AM (2dbd9)

462
Weiner says his efforts to help us all will continue.

Feel better?

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 10:31 AM (m3hXJ)

463

s'moron,

Please just shut up and go away. I like reading and occasionally commenting on this blog. I will NOT miss your opinions if you leave. I find you to be an annoying, arrogant, willfully ignorant dick.

I suspect I'm not alone here. Not even close. 

Posted by: Log Cabin at June 16, 2011 10:31 AM (T98Nl)

464 I come for your writing ace. It's unequaled. Thanks.

Posted by: PR at June 16, 2011 02:28 PM (EF7Ps)

Have you actually read his movie reviews?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 10:31 AM (0Z5GH)

465 Any man playin' grabass or mentioninÂ’ the Weiner spends a night in the AoSHQ box.

Them underwear got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number and says “I lost my Weiner cover” spends a night in the AoSHQ box.

There's no playin' grab-ass or mentioninÂ’ the Weiner women in a thread. You got a grudge against another man for beatinÂ’ you to a Weiner joke, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playin' grab-ass or mentioninÂ’ the Weiner women in a thread spends a night in the AoSHQ box.

First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk without mentionÂ’ Weiner. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight or makes a Weiner joke spends the night in the AoSHQ box.

There is no smokin' in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smokin' in the prone position posinÂ’ for a BlackBerry photo in bed with or without cats in the background... spends a night in the AoSHQ box.

No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sittinÂ’ on the bunks and says heÂ’s  got “a dirty Weiner” spends a night in the AoSHQ box.

Any man loud talkinÂ’ Weiner jokes spends a night in the AoSHQ box.

You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the Weiner floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in the AoSHQ box.

Posted by: carr, the weiner floor walker at June 16, 2011 10:32 AM (c5Nbw)

466
How do you people find the time?
Posted by: mrmmosh at June 16, 2011 02:29 PM

9.1%

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 10:32 AM (m3hXJ)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 10:33 AM (0Z5GH)

468 How is this even hard to understand? It doesn't matter if ace is in danger of being sued or just doesn't appreciate people stepping over the line he sets. It's his place and he sets the rules. If you don't like the rules tear up your monthly contract and stop paying the outrageous monthly fees. Most of us are morons but some of you are down right stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2011 10:33 AM (TMB3S)

469 472 I come for your writing ace. It's unequaled. Thanks. Posted by: PR at June 16, 2011 02:28 PM (EF7Ps) Have you actually read his movie reviews? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 02:31 PM (0Z5GH) PR wrote 'unequaled'. That can be interpreted several different ways....

Posted by: Joejm65 at June 16, 2011 10:33 AM (jNzw2)

470

Have you actually read his movie reviews?

 

 unequaled

 

That describes aces movie reviews better than I could.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 10:33 AM (alYWx)

471 momma, in case you missed it, I meant that in response to Amish (who also says he was kidding, but still, had to respond for those who think I'm really "anonymous").

Sorry to glitch that. I apologize.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 02:28 PM (nj1bB)


Thanks Ace.  That actually means a lot.

It sickens me to see a bunch of idiots trash you, and your place, and then blame it on you.


Posted by: momma at June 16, 2011 10:33 AM (nWikJ)

472 Most of us are morons but some of you are down right stupid.

That hurts, Jack.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:34 AM (RgXpA)

473 How do you people find the time?

Posted by: mrmmosh at June 16, 2011 02:29 PM (K332w)

It's called "Funemployment!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 10:34 AM (0Z5GH)

474

Forest fires, easy to start, hard to stop.

 

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 16, 2011 10:34 AM (+qHxi)

475

How do you people find the time?
Posted by: mrmmosh at June 16, 2011 02:29 PM

 

What's more impressive, is we do it using only one hand!

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 10:34 AM (alYWx)

476 Have you actually read his movie reviews? I'd never have known how great The Vikings is without ace. Good pick. Murder by Decree on the other hand...

Posted by: PR at June 16, 2011 10:34 AM (EF7Ps)

477 Check your email, ace.

Posted by: Warden at June 16, 2011 10:34 AM (KulgD)

478 Just put the Weiner resignation on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKNS4d-Ypi0

Posted by: Average Joe at June 16, 2011 10:34 AM (bN5ZU)

479 No worries, and no offense taken.  My prose was too prolix.

Posted by: Phil Smith at June 16, 2011 10:35 AM (gMPJM)

480 This is a blog of extraordinary magnitude. You have my gratitude.

Posted by: Dr. Klahn at June 16, 2011 10:35 AM (TwXda)

481 Ace, I missed the brou-ha-ha with the deleted post, but you really should hoist the black flag, you know.  

Posted by: Steph at June 16, 2011 10:36 AM (AkdC5)

482 I bet Anthony Weiner doesn't know the difference between a full-auto and semi-auto rifle.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 16, 2011 10:36 AM (plsiE)

483 Ace: It is done.
Thanks for all diligent work, tough calls, latest info posts, and for the basic integrity you displayed throughout.
He is gone for now.
Go have some Valu-rite and some puddin'.  Meet some live folks.
From those of us who get it, what you put on the line, Thanks.
 

Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:36 AM (dh5Eu)

484 their desire to toss off a half-baked one-sentence joke is somehow more important than my ability to make a (meager as hell) livelihood.

Now I know you're lying, because I tipped you a hundred bucks last week and any self-respecting, hobo-slaying, Valu-Rite swilling ewok could live on that for YEARS. 

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 16, 2011 10:36 AM (ZtwUX)

485  oh shit. YRM's going to think CJ and I are sockpuppets.

Posted by: PR at June 16, 2011 02:30 PM (EF7Ps)

Dashing from IP address to IP address. Hard work

Posted by: CJ at June 16, 2011 10:36 AM (9KqcB)

486

476 How is this even hard to understand? It doesn't matter if ace is in danger of being sued or just doesn't appreciate people stepping over the line he sets.

 

Exactly.  Ace asked politely and some folks ignored him.  He asked again, and people ignored him.  Then, when he lets loose because some people didn't listen, and the same people rip him?  WTF is wrong with you people?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 16, 2011 10:37 AM (zgZzy)

487 Herr- I wasn't talking about you. It was the guy next to you. Sorry if I got some of that on you.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2011 10:37 AM (TMB3S)

488 There's a lot of beer in the fridge. Generally I put no limits on taking beer from the fridge.

But when I say specifically "Those beers left in the fridge are SPECIAL beers, please don't take them," and then you help yourself anyway, and inform me "Fuck you, free beer,"

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 02:05 PM

I really like this answer, very well put and says it all.

I would like to set the record straight with many of you are making assumptions.  I respect Ace's house, I follow his rules, and so far as I've seen he has no rule against arguing with him.  Many of us are wondering though why he's been nasty lately. I understand that this whole scandal and his role in it has put a lot of pressure on him that we don't know about.

It's Ace's house, I like his work, and he deserves to do an End Zone Dance for the resolution of the Weiner scandal

As for those who don't run the blog and don't know me, and are throwing accusations and insults?

Lt Col Frank Slade says "Fuck You Too!"


Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 10:37 AM (so1xa)

489 Congrats, Ace!

Posted by: Anony at June 16, 2011 10:38 AM (7ahtU)

490

Log Cabin

you've got something on your chin there.


Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 10:38 AM (DBMFc)

491 It seems weird that there's a post on this but not on the resignation itself. So it should be said --->

Congrats to ace, Verum, Patterico, and all the others I missed that sniffed this story out from the beginning.

This twirpy little nutterbutter would still be puffing his chest on the House floor but for these bloggers doing the hard work over Memorial Day weekend.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 16, 2011 10:38 AM (pLTLS)

492

That whole "People are talking about you and you don't even know it. They don't like you" crap?

That's junior high mean girl behavior, crafted for no other reason than to create uncertainty and to hurt.

Surprised to read that by an adult man.

Posted by: A Reader at June 16, 2011 10:38 AM (1cx/R)

493 Football player tossed off plane for refusing to pull up his pants.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 02:33 PM (0Z5GH)

Was it in flight?

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 10:38 AM (TwXda)

494 You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the Weiner floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in the AoSHQ box.

Posted by: carr, the weiner floor walker at June 16, 2011 02:32 PM (c5Nbw)

WINNER!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 10:39 AM (PET8M)

495 A large number of legal actions these days have nothing to do with one party suffering damages by another party, anything rational, or anything resembling what the legal system was created for.

They are simply about publicity.

You know who's name comes up extraordinarily often with publicity cases? Gloria Allred.

It costs her almost nothing to file suit against people, for which she is immediately rewarded with national air time on all the big networks, her name in all the papers, and her phone ringing off the hook for paid appearances.

In the mean time, whomever she files against has to cough up the cash to defend themselves against her accusations.

So, thousands of dollars in legal fees later, they win. Gloria walks away with more air time and no consequences for costing the defendant a relative fortune. Her client starts shopping book deals about their "experiences". The defendant starts buying ramen noodles for all their meals so they can start paying down their legal debts.

Think about that for a moment and do a little homework on Gloria Allred's past history before you come down on Ace. 

Posted by: Damiano at June 16, 2011 10:39 AM (3nrx7)

496 #213, this has been true for quite a while. I'm involved in the filk music community, which is basically made up songs about vaguely sci-fi and fantasy themes. They're parodies, just like the SCOTUS defined them. Guy I know wrote some screamingly funny ones using the tunes / subjects of some Disney films, such as "Under the Sea" from Little Mermaid. One of them got played on Dr. Demento.

Next thing he knows, he's got the Mouse on the phone, telling him he better not even think of performing / writing stuff like that. He gently pointed out that it met the parody test, and their response was "So? We'll still invite you on a full exploration of the legal system to confirm this. You live in MI? We'll guarantee that the trial will be in FL or CA or DC, and that you'll be traveling there for at least a year. At your expense. And you'll have to show up, or we win. Still think they qualify?"

Guy was a bank teller on his day job, no money, couldn't take time off. "We didn't think so. We'll be watching you..."

People like this have dozens of lawyers on retainer just looking for something to do. It's a freaking sunk cost. Gloria is exactly the same way: she's made a career out of using the legal system to intimidate people. Can't blame ace for not wanting to deal with this.

Posted by: SDN at June 16, 2011 10:39 AM (/8WFl)

497 It's the superiority complex. You really think his statement of "I'm visible; you're not" is about superiority??? Really??? Jeebus, you're dense. It's about the fact that he's been all over this story, and is on multiple radars (both good and bad) because of it. He's VISIBLE, and you're NOT. Not because he's got delusions of being some sort of superior, Holy Avenger-weilding, 25th level Paladin. And you're just some padfoot hanger-on. He's made a name for himself through the work he's done over the last few weeks. People know who he is. That has negative ramifications in certain legal circles, unfortunately. And Ace has to protect himself. Laying down the rules, and enforcing them ruthlessly when dumbfucks don't honor them, is completely necessary. Grow the fuck up and pretend this isn't about you.

Posted by: NukemHill at June 16, 2011 10:39 AM (7WLzC)

498 I wish I could remember which comedian did this bit, but since I can't, I'm gonna swipe it outright.

When my parents visit me, I make them do shots of Jack and take bong hits. My house, my rules.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 10:39 AM (5d6vv)

499 Ace, thanks for helping bring about the resignation of the Weiner. It was awesome to watch. Great work and great blog, one of my favorites. Enjoy the rest of your day off, whatever is left of it.

Posted by: devilish at June 16, 2011 10:40 AM (3eTJD)

500

Oh, and there, right on cue, goes s'moron.

 

Posted by: A Reader at June 16, 2011 10:40 AM (1cx/R)

501 Ace scored four touchdowns in one game.  And we are making him carry the Gatorade cooler and the clipboard back to the locker room while we party.

That sucks.

Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 10:40 AM (2dbd9)

502 Really, Ace lets you ride shotgun in his car, and just asks that you don't roll down the window and yell 'PIG!' at every police car you pass.

http://tinyurl.com/2rrplu

How can this be tough to understand?

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 16, 2011 10:40 AM (2PTT7)

503 Just my two fuckin' cents here.

As someone who runs a fairly sizeable site (upwards of 7,000 registered commenters) that deals with a certain area of very hot topics, I have been on the tip of the spear on several occasions.

I have also been threatened with legal action over the content of my site.

The default position of lawyers is to include comments in the scope of what they threaten to sue you for.

If your ass gets hauled in front of a judge, then it's on you to convince him that comments aren't part of your editorial content.

Even if he's willing to listen, and he's not a complete fucking idiot, it can cost you several thousand dollars IN A BEST CASE SCENARIO - one in which you walk away from the whole thing exonerated.

But if he's not willing to listen, or if he IS a complete fucking idiot, and you lose... then it's easily TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, and then you move on to assessing what it does to your career and your ability to pay the house note.

So s'moron - kindly shut the fuck up per Ace's request.

And Ace, just another two fuckin' cents: In certain schools of unarmed combat, there's something that goes by a lot of different names, I call it a "bubble doctrine" - that you need not wait until someone actually lays hands on you or strikes you in order to be justified in doing so yourself.

If they get inside your bubble - that circle around you defined as your arm's reach - with a threatening demeanor, then they've demonstrated that they're willing to disrespect your safety, and you're justified in putting them on the ground.

I encourage you to apply that same concept here. If someone rhetorically gets inside your bubble after repeated warnings, don't lecture them - fucking ban their asses and move on. Trust me - the alternative is not worth it.

Posted by: an erection lasting more than four hours at June 16, 2011 10:41 AM (1c0W9)

504 As far as I can tell, the only thing I've ever done wrong in the comment section is get a bit too pissy about Sarah Palin. 

Other than that, it's not hard to follow the rules around here.  I wonder why some people think it's such a fucking burden?

Posted by: Jeff B. at June 16, 2011 10:41 AM (hIWe1)

505 Herr-

I wasn't talking about you.

I know.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:41 AM (RgXpA)

506

Posted by: Average Joe at June 16, 2011 02:34 PM (bN5ZU)

Thank you!!  I'd initially missed a lot of what the hecklers were actually saying.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 16, 2011 10:42 AM (4136b)

507 I never liked my nose ANYWAY.

Posted by: Spite at June 16, 2011 10:42 AM (wOaLi)

508 4. Ron Paul: 6 degrees or 7 degrees of crazy.\

OT: !!!ELEVENTY!! of course

Actually any person who comments here could be held liable for said comments, in my opinion.

Morons like me are liable to say anything.
If your proposing actual liability requirements for blog comments you are a moron.

Posted by: Dave (I can't believe nobody did this yet) at June 16, 2011 10:42 AM (BUfoO)

509

Even those of us feeling maligned for being presumptively banned for disagreeing with you congratulate you on this victory, ace.

Said it several times here and elsewhere, you deserve a victory lap.

The rest of you suck-ups can choke on a cocktail Weiner.



Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 10:42 AM (DBMFc)

510 My two cents isn't worth half that but I'll give it anyway. It's not the fact that you correctly shut down the comments or posts but that you do with a martyr's touch. Just advise why you are doing it without the scolding and victimology.

Posted by: polynikes - undecided at June 16, 2011 10:42 AM (xECRb)

511 Man, being unendingly bankrupted by legal fees sure would suck.

Posted by: S. Palin at June 16, 2011 10:43 AM (TwXda)

512 Well this teachable moment has gone on far too long. Are we not morons? Shoosh. You know we will forget this instruction as soon as a story about dicks and titties arrives. Did we cave when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 10:43 AM (mjgjn)

513 ...

Posted by: Spanky at June 16, 2011 10:43 AM (2iVD6)

514 Shame of all this is, shutting down the Weiner talk denies Ace his victory lap.

Don't worry about that.  There's still going to be a special election (which the Dems will win, but will still resurrect this) and Gloria Allred isn't going away without doing something.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:43 AM (T0NGe)

515

That what happens Ace when I fuck you with out poppers.

 

Posted by: Uncle Jimbo at June 16, 2011 10:43 AM (gmq6c)

516 Ever seen the one shade tree on the playground? The one that it is specifically forbidden to climb and play on?

Where do all the "cool" kids always try to go?

Yup.


Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 10:44 AM (2dbd9)

517 Or should I thank S'moron and KdaBear and the rest who seem to think that they own this blog?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 02:23 PM

Goddammit Charlie, the others don't know me so that's excusable. You know me from around here long enough to know I don't think that way.  Take a look at past comments and show me where I think I own the blog

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 10:45 AM (so1xa)

518

How is this even hard to understand? It doesn't matter if ace is in danger of being sued or just doesn't appreciate people stepping over the line he sets. It's his place and he sets the rules. If you don't like the rules tear up your monthly contract and stop paying the outrageous monthly fees.

Most of us are morons but some of you are down right stupid.

 

And JackStraw nails it...again.  As have many others here.  I guess for some people (who love teh drama) it's just not that simple.

Ace, well done.  This place is all you.  When Breitbart says "You have the best commenters on the net" that is to your credit obviously.  Noone brings out the funny in other people like you do.  And I would be shocked if Andrew's not patting you on the back for your effort on this story.

Posted by: Roadking at June 16, 2011 10:45 AM (yhaWU)

519 I'm not gettin...[redacted]

No, it's because some assholes don't know the difference between "funny" and "racist" (Racist-racist, not you disagree so you're a racist, racist)

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 10:45 AM (5d6vv)

520 246 Turns out it was a good thing that I was at the dentist getting a root canal.

File under: Things You Don't Hear Everyday

Posted by: grognard at June 16, 2011 10:46 AM (NS2Mo)

521 55 They'd find me on the roof with a weapon by now. Posted by: Talibill at June 16, 2011 12:53 PM (WEWGu) What kind? A longbow? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 12:57 PM I just spit ice tea all over my iPhone, thanks wiener face.

Posted by: Evil Libertarian at June 16, 2011 10:46 AM (XV/Eq)

522 This is always painful to watch, because good folks and good people get their feelings hurt by the occasional laying down of the law over here. Some are my friends, and I've seen a couple of fires break out over on Facebook. Ace doesn't need me to come riding to his defense- he's got it covered. Nonetheless, I am compelled to do so. I've had the good fortune of a couple of great get-togethers with the Head Ewok, and I'm here to tell you, this sort of RoadHouse-esque bouncing isn't what he wakes up in the morning looking to do. There are a lot of things getting misinterpreted in this thread right now- supportive statements being read as attacks and so forth. So let me kind of change the direction, if you don't mind... Many of you are already noting the fact that Ace gets a big chunk of the credit for Weiner's ouster. I'm proud of him, and of our Horde, for keeping it going- everybody wins here. We'll work out the bruised egos over the next few days- let's celebrate a no-kidding win for our side.

Posted by: tmi3rd at June 16, 2011 10:47 AM (WRtsc)

523 518:

Several life preservers have been thrown your way in this thread. Grab one and float for a while. Stop slapping at the water and cool off a bit.

Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 10:47 AM (2dbd9)

524 "So? We'll still invite you on a full exploration of the legal system to confirm this. You live in MI? We'll guarantee that the trial will be in FL or CA or DC, and that you'll be traveling there for at least a year. At your expense. And you'll have to show up, or we win. Still think they qualify?"

This is why I think lawyers should be able to be sued under RICO.

It is only by passing the bar that these people can engage in extortion.  (And yes, I know what you wrote above wasn't a quote, but if you translate the Latin, it's close enough.)

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:48 AM (T0NGe)

525

He was talking about S'moron's facebook link.

s'moron - kindly shut the fuck up per Ace's request.


I don't have a facebook link, because I don't have facebook.  I also never complained about the rules you dipshits.  I got banned for what appeared to bbe giveing the most minor amount of grief to ace back weeks ago. 

In light of the 3 freakouts since then, it looked like ace was headed down a dark path.

Seriously, talk about internet tough guys. 

Only thing I ever complained about was a banning without warning or reason given. 

Fuck all youse haterz, sideways. lulz


Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 10:50 AM (DBMFc)

526 FTR If my comments crossed the line; Your house, your rules, I apologize.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 16, 2011 10:50 AM (0q2P7)

527 486 Just put the Weiner resignation on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKNS4d-Ypi0

Posted by: Average Joe at June 16, 2011 02:34 PM (bN5ZU)

His tail between his legs "I'm sorry" schtick didn't really last long did it.  Definitely comes off as a complete ass.

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2011 10:50 AM (oVQFe)

528 I don't get it. Ms Lee, you would think, would be celebrated here.

Posted by: sTevo at June 16, 2011 10:51 AM (hiMsy)

529 #534 ...and yet you keep digging...

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:51 AM (T0NGe)

530 I weep that this kerfuffle means no Weiner is OUT?!?  thread.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 16, 2011 10:51 AM (GTbGH)

531 Only thing I ever complained about was a banning without warning or reason given.

You have dynamic IP addressing, s'moron.  You're obviously not banned.  It's science.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:51 AM (RgXpA)

532 "338 The only person whose name is actually tied to this site is Ace's.  The rest of us all hide behind made up nicknames. "

SOOOO not true!  There's Dave in Texas...I mean, really, how many Daves could there be in Texas?  Allred WILL find him!!

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at June 16, 2011 10:52 AM (uO1x1)

533 So who is in the bull pen to relieve Weiner? Is the management going to call up a womyn or man? Straight or gay? Black, white or Jewish? Just askin. Identity politics are so hard to follow. Diversity is our strength. What diverse minority best represents Queens?

Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 10:53 AM (mjgjn)

534

@505: "He gently pointed out that it met the parody test, and their response was "So? We'll still invite you on a full exploration of the legal system to confirm this. You live in MI? We'll guarantee that the trial will be in FL or CA or DC, and that you'll be traveling there for at least a year. At your expense. And you'll have to show up, or we win. Still think they qualify?"

Guy was a bank teller on his day job, no money, couldn't take time off. "We didn't think so. We'll be watching you..."

People like this have dozens of lawyers on retainer just looking for something to do. It's a freaking sunk cost. Gloria is exactly the same way: she's made a career out of using the legal system to intimidate people. Can't blame ace for not wanting to deal with this
."

That's why they invented MalPro actions and 11(b)/128.7 sanctions.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 10:53 AM (xy9wk)

535 >>>My two cents isn't worth half that but I'll give it anyway. It's not the fact that you correctly shut down the comments or posts but that you do with a martyr's touch. Just advise why you are doing it without the scolding and victimology. You're an idiot. The "scolding" and "martyr's touch" occur because people do not LISTEN and I have to repeatedly EXPLAIN/BEG for them to respect my wishes. If certain fuckheads would just observe the fucking warnings I clearly spell out, none of this would be necessary. But of course, everyone's whore/Worf/noose jokes are so goddamned important.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:53 AM (nj1bB)

536 I'm Dave in Texas!

Posted by: David from Galveston at June 16, 2011 10:54 AM (RgXpA)

537 SOOOO not true!  There's Dave in Texas...I mean, really, how many Daves could there be in Texas?  Allred WILL find him!!

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at June 16, 2011 02:52 PM (uO1x1)

I know you're joking, but as Ace pointed out (commenting on my post) Dave can be uncovered.  Hell, anybody who puts 2 and 2 together from my posts can figure out who I am and I'm not Amish.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:54 AM (T0NGe)

538 We could have had the coolest flaming .gif right now, but noooo, some of you had to open your big mouths.

Posted by: Anony at June 16, 2011 10:55 AM (7ahtU)

539

You have dynamic IP addressing, s'moron.  You're obviously not banned.  It's science.

 

Consensus?

Posted by: Lots and Lots of Scientists at June 16, 2011 10:55 AM (alYWx)

540 >>SOOOO not true! There's Dave in Texas...I mean, really, how many Daves could there be in Texas? Allred WILL find him!! I'll help her. I know where to find him. As long as there's something in it for me. Never did like the sumbitch anywho.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2011 10:55 AM (TMB3S)

541 I fucking lay down a clearly worded advisory and then have to deal with the selfish whiners brigade who fucking piss and moan, "But whhyyyyyy ace... I donn't underrrrstaaaaand... whyyyyyy..." How about because I fucking said so? How about because this is private fucking property and if I say "stay out of the rose bushes" I get the simple respect of people not trampling my rose bushes? But whhyyyyy.... This is liiiiiike LGF.... You're turning into Chaaaarles Johnnnnstonnnn.... Waaaahhhhh.... We have an equal staaaaake heeeere.... Um, no you don't. Period.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:55 AM (nj1bB)

542 Ace, you're just afraid of lawsuits?  Is that it?  I don't see how you could be sued for the comments made by commenters.  I thought someone posted here something about DMCA making website operators not legally liable for the content of random posters there.  If I'm wrong then I'm wrong of course.  And I can understand why you wouldn't want to put up with the hassle of a lawsuit even if it was meritless, but that is also true of almost any topic discussed here, not just Weinergate.

Are you trying to be the honorable guy and stand up for the dignity of the girls?  That's fine and all, and I can understand why you'd be upset if people are calling them sluts and whores or something, but now it appears just talking about them AT ALL is off limits?  That seems to be too far in my view.

I understand that you have put "special beer" aside, not to be taken at will, but that only really works if you give a reason for making the beer special.  You don't have to, of course, but it would help.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2011 10:56 AM (PPoON)

543

>>> You have dynamic IP addressing, s'moron.  You're obviously not banned.  It's science.

 

But the little s'moron inside him felt it...and it hurt.  Little s'moron is now scarred for life and science will do little to soothe his pain.

*wipes away tear*

Posted by: Roadking at June 16, 2011 10:56 AM (yhaWU)

544 You're a bunch of naggers! Naggers! NAGGERS!

Posted by: Kilgore Trout at June 16, 2011 10:56 AM (h6mPj)

545

 and I'm not Amish.

You just blew my mind. 

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 10:56 AM (alYWx)

546 "But of course, everyone's whore/Worf/noose jokes are so goddamned important."

Ace, what the hell is a Worf joke?

Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 10:57 AM (mjgjn)

547 #337

Dig up?

Posted by: GMan at June 16, 2011 10:57 AM (sxq57)

548 POOOOOOOOOON!

Posted by: Moron Nation at June 16, 2011 10:57 AM (alYWx)

549

>> I'm letting you know what a lot of your fans are saying in venues you don't control.

A fuck. I do not give one of these.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 16, 2011 10:57 AM (WvXvd)

550 >>> I got banned for what appeared to bbe giveing the most minor amount of grief to ace back weeks ago. Why don't you refresh me on the details of this alleged banning due to, as you claim, "the most minor amount of grief"? Becuse I don't remembmer this at all. So refresh me -- what was the minor amount of grief? Was it over Wookiee?

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:57 AM (nj1bB)

551 Ace, I really liked your common sense handling of this story at the start.  And up to now.  You didn't just speculate: you explained how you were thinking in a way that makes it easier for us to speculate intelligently.

And this story is dead.  Weiner wants to stay relevant, but I don't want him to be.

There are better stories.  Libya, economy, Iran, election.

Posted by: Dustin at June 16, 2011 10:57 AM (Q3nWV)

552

"Log Cabin

you've got something on your chin there."

Yep S'moron, I think you caught me with your heel when you were throwing your legs up in the air.

Oops, was I not supposed to let everybody know what you like to do on the downlow?

Posted by: Log Cabin at June 16, 2011 10:58 AM (T98Nl)

553 You're a bunch of naggers!
Naggers!
NAGGERS!

Kiss it. Um hmmmm. Kiss it!

Posted by: Jacksee Jesseson at June 16, 2011 10:58 AM (2PTT7)

554 How about because I fucking said so?

You don't need more to say more than that, of course.  It is your space.  You can do what you want.  But, saying more than that would help.

If I tell my students that Concept X will be on the next exam, and they say "why do we need to learn Concept X?", I can either say "because I say it's important and that's all you need to know", or I can say "because knowing Concept X makes it easier to understand Problem Y".  The latter approach is better at ensuring compliance but all that is minimally necessary, of course, is the former approach.

BTW I don't think you are turning into Charles Johnson.  He held grudges and had actual malice.  I don't think you fall into that level of craziness.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2011 10:59 AM (PPoON)

555 I don't see how you could be sued for the comments made by commenters.

He can be sued.  The lawsuit will very likely lose.  In the meantime, Ace loses his (1) anonymity and (2) a couple of grand in time and actual money.

Plus, this wouldn't be a realistic possibility in ordinary circumstances, but with Allred being the point-lawyer, reality doesn't often come into play.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:59 AM (T0NGe)

556 That's fine and all, and I can understand why you'd be upset if people are calling them sluts and whores or something,  but now it appears just talking about them AT ALL is off limits?

Remember the kids in school (and it was always the same fucking kid) who "ruined it for everyone"? There ya go.

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 11:00 AM (TwXda)

557

>> Never did like the sumbitch anywho.

 

You just made the list buddy.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 16, 2011 11:01 AM (WvXvd)

558

And BTW s'moron, kissing Ace's ass has soooooo many privledges!  I come into the threads, lay down a tongue bath and BAM! easy street baby!

He buy's me drinks, lets me use his sweet seats for the Giants games...oh and the weekends at the Hamptons are ridiculous man! 

So think twice before you go badmouthing us on patting the ol' boy on the back.

Posted by: Roadking at June 16, 2011 11:01 AM (yhaWU)

559 Ace, what the hell is a Worf joke?

Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 02:57 PM (mjgjn)

How many Worf's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why did the Worf cross the road?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Worf?

Worf who?

Lieutenant Worf!

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 11:01 AM (T0NGe)

560 This thread needs the healing power of LauraW's hump.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 11:02 AM (alYWx)

561 I think it is funny that several people take the message, but scold ace back for his delivery. He wouldn't be ACE if he did it any other way.

Posted by: giftogab at June 16, 2011 11:02 AM (SPVfc)

562 He can be sued.  The lawsuit will very likely lose.  In the meantime, Ace loses his (1) anonymity and (2) a couple of grand in time and actual money.

But that is true of almost any subject at the HQ.

I understand that Weinergate is different because Ace has been so personally involved, but Ace's own words couldn't be the basis of a lawsuit.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2011 11:02 AM (PPoON)

563 >>> But, saying more than that would help. 1, I did. 2, I shouldn't have to spend an ENTIRE FUCKING DAY explaining and re-explaining a clearly worded caution. This is the same shit I get from everyone on every point. Especially RACISM, when I am immediately subject to 12 hours' worth of "But whhhhyyyyyy... who's to sayyyyy what's raaaacist..." Chemjeff, let me repeat this: There are no ads on these commnets because I couldn't get people to calm down on the f-word and other spicy language. This is all therefore deadweight loss. Please tell me why you believe I owe it to you to go on and on explaining my rules for what is currently a pure service from which I receive absolutely no income whatseover?

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:03 AM (nj1bB)

564 Now I know you're lying, because I tipped you a hundred bucks last week and any self-respecting, hobo-slaying, Valu-Rite swilling ewok could live on that for YEARS. 

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 16, 2011 02:36 PM (ZtwUX)

What??? A Hundered Bucks???? I thought I was sailing in the big dog with 10 cents!

Posted by: giftogab at June 16, 2011 11:03 AM (SPVfc)

565 This thread needs two behind the ear so we can get on with making shitty unfunny one sentence jokes about important world affairs.

Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 11:03 AM (2dbd9)

566 Stop breaking Ace. Unlike some famous folks, I come here and read the articles, and almost never more than a few comments, because who the hell has that kind of time? And with no posts going up this afternoon, I might actually have to get some work done to pass the time. Or take off early. I haven't decided yet.

Posted by: JoeInMD at June 16, 2011 11:04 AM (PIahf)

567 ~ sniff ~ I remember when ace was just a little macher. now look at him. My co-segment friend is all grown up. Congratulations, ace, from your favorite tracked military armament.

Posted by: Israeli Tank at June 16, 2011 11:04 AM (h6mPj)

568 When I was a kid, I hated it when my mother gave as a reason for a rule, "Because I said so." I swore that I would NEVER use that phrase with my kids. After I had kids, I found that phrase to be absolutely priceless.

He said so. That's why.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at June 16, 2011 11:04 AM (fk/lm)

569 >>>I understand that Weinergate is different because Ace has been so personally involved, but Ace's own words couldn't be the basis of a lawsuit. I am still waiting for the people maintaining this position to sign a contract of indemnification and put $50,000 into escrow for this purpose. But talk is cheap, isn't it? It takes a lot of guts and principle to play games with someone else's potential problem, huh?

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:05 AM (nj1bB)

570 It was about MO, but not a.wookie comment; I've never found them funny. The thread's gone or I could.say for sure. Best.of.my recollection i called.you out for posing the DSK picture and not expecting MO comments. Then poof! Banned. Yeah, boo boo. I know. I'm honestly concerned about you and this site though, all dickishness aside.

Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 11:05 AM (DBMFc)

571 Ace, I just tip you some beer money in thanks for your efforts.  It's exceedingly rare when any Democrat is held responsible for their actions, and I really think that teh wiener would have slipped by without your efforts, although his unfortunate name helped, I'm sure.

Congratulations on a job well done, and a Democrat well hung*

Now, Dance!






*I am going miss the easy and endless potty humor of this situation

Posted by: toby928™ at June 16, 2011 11:05 AM (GTbGH)

572 Why do people think they have a right to crap all over someone elses blog. This is Ace's blog and he can pick and choose what to and what not tolerate and if I do say so myself he is pretty liberal(in the classical sense) with what he allows. That s'mores guy is an idiot for going to the extent of proxies to post where he is clearly not wanted. Is pissing off Ace that important to you?

I have been banned from one site in my life and I never tried to "sneak back in, but I did write the owner and ask for a reprieve and was told the moderators had the last word. The site was Ann Coulter and the thread was the stupidest topic on the beauty of a rainy day. It was some real saccharin stuff so I inserted a masterbation joke because the thread was getting so bad. I wrote Ann and she actually answered back with a short note saying she thought it was funny but she knew I was going to pay for it and there was nothing she would do on my behalf. I never went back. So you can accept the lax rules Ace has or open your own shop and exorcise your 1st amendment rights to your hearts content.

Now back to lurking.

Oh yeah: poop

Posted by: sammy316 at June 16, 2011 11:07 AM (wc1/r)

573 >>>. The thread's gone or I could.say for sure. Best.of.my recollection i called.you out for posing the DSK picture and not expecting MO comments. Then poof! Banned Ah right, another case where I specifcally warned you to focus on DSK and not go into another vile round of "Michelle Obama so ugly she looks like Patrick Ewing. And then the same cocksucker bitching by you that I won't let you pollute MY site with YOUR assholishness. Well fuck you, pal. Go hang a shingle, and tell me how far you get with your tasteless bullshit.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:07 AM (nj1bB)

574 Ah, but *I'm* the one with a superiority complex, eh?

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:08 AM (nj1bB)

575 Ace, I'm totally with you here, I just need one more of your rules explained in further excruciating detail because you're a nice guy about it and then I will stop bothering you while someone else asks about another detail or the same one again. TIA

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 11:08 AM (TwXda)

576

S'moron has now descended into concern trolling.

He's honestly concerned about you, Ace. He just said so.

Posted by: A Reader at June 16, 2011 11:09 AM (1cx/R)

577 Most places, getting way out of line with malice aforethought just gets one the ZOT! and then all the other commentators point and laugh while the Viking Kitties play with the remains.

As one who himself is a racist's racist-as defined by local regulations and custom, I do appreciate the host's patience with those who may seem to be deliberately not understanding what he is trying to get across. 

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 16, 2011 11:09 AM (agD4m)

578 How about because this is private fucking property and if I say "stay out of the rose bushes" I get the simple respect of people not trampling my rose bushes?

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 02:55 PM

I can go trample on the rose bushes if I want, Capt Picard will rescue me!!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 16, 2011 11:09 AM (so1xa)

579 I understand that Weinergate is different because Ace has been so personally involved, but Ace's own words couldn't be the basis of a lawsuit.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2011 03:02 PM (PPoON)

You have to read the rest of my post.  It's all Allred.  Without her in the mix, you'd be right, but she's one of those who looks for a scalp. Honestly, I think without the vague threats of lawsuits from her, it'd be very difficult to argue that mocking a pornstar (who held a public press conference) for...uh, being a pornstar would be actionable.


Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 11:09 AM (T0NGe)

580 interesting little test case on why democracies fail and why Adams said “Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.”... at any rate, damn fine work on getting weiner's head on a pike (would that make him a corndog?).

Posted by: A.G. at June 16, 2011 11:10 AM (r1N2K)

581 568

And BTW s'moron, kissing Ace's ass has soooooo many privledges!  I come into the threads, lay down a tongue bath and BAM! easy street baby!

He buy's me drinks, lets me use his sweet seats for the Giants games...oh and the weekends at the Hamptons are ridiculous man! 

So think twice before you go badmouthing us on patting the ol' boy on the back.

Posted by: Roadking at June 16, 2011 03:01 PM (yhaWU)

Licking his boots is much more rewarding just so you know.

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2011 11:10 AM (oVQFe)

582 Can anybody recommend a good longbow?

Posted by: Spade at June 16, 2011 11:11 AM (7WUru)

583

We need more kittys stuck in hamster balls

Posted by: Trump at June 16, 2011 11:11 AM (M7Awp)

584 We need more kittys stuck in hamster balls

Or hamsters stuck in kitty balls.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 11:12 AM (T0NGe)

585 AoSHQ miss a day miss a lot....

I'm sorta confused by all that has gone on, but hope the day finds you all well.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2011 11:12 AM (kq1lG)

586 ace is getting angry, you wouldn't like ace when he's angry. ewoks look just horrible in ripped purple clam diggers - it's true

Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 16, 2011 11:13 AM (h6mPj)

587 And Ace, if you can at all bring yourself to it, a Victory Dance post would be most welcome I think.  The commentor ass kissing would make you feel better.  I'd be first in line.  And the high-fiving and fist-bumping by the non-participants would help restore comity among morons.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 16, 2011 11:13 AM (GTbGH)

588 I don't want any of those potatoes...

Posted by: Dirty Johnny at June 16, 2011 11:13 AM (NELJT)

589 For somebody that's banned, s'moron sure won't shut the fuck up.

Tah Dah!!!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 11:14 AM (RgXpA)

590 27 Ace,

I mostly stayed off of the whole HotDOG! TOPIC because in the end 90+ % of the figures in the area of operations were collateral damage candidates....and i was not in the mood to sacrifice folks to HotDOG!'s libido.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2011 11:14 AM (kq1lG)

591 WAAAAAAAAAA!

I wanna make jokes about people!

I wanna do what I want while contributing nothing but my assholery!

I wanna bitch about being banned from a blog where you have to beg for it!

WAAAAAAAAAAA!

Posted by: WAAAAAAAA at June 16, 2011 11:14 AM (gZD6d)

592 Can anybody recommend a good longbow?

Posted by: Spade at June 16, 2011 03:11 PM (7WUru) 


Recurve, asshole!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 11:14 AM (RgXpA)

593

Ace can be sued even if he is not responsible for the comments of others.  The cost of getting a lawyer to show that he is not responsible for the comments of others comes out of his pocket.  Cut the man some slack so he can get back to his smart military blogging.

Posted by: Steve #2 at June 16, 2011 11:15 AM (/7Sor)

594

"I do appreciate the host's patience with those who may seem to be deliberately not understanding what he is trying to get across."

It's not just 'seeming', Balrog. It is willful and petulant and pissy. All the while whining about Ace not being 'fair'. S'moron is showing the emotional maturity your average 8th grader.

He needs to quit playing stupid and just fuck off and disappear. Not wanted.

Posted by: Log Cabin at June 16, 2011 11:15 AM (T98Nl)

595

@589: "at any rate, damn fine work on getting weiner's head on a pike (would that make him a corndog?)."

Oh, come on...that's totally inviting a Hebrew National joke.....

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 11:16 AM (xy9wk)

596 So, now, if I understand how it works ... any time Democrats want to get a post pulled here, all they have to do is post a bunch of "libelous" comments? I'm sure they appreciate the heads up.

Posted by: someguy at June 16, 2011 11:16 AM (iIQ0a)

597

Still no answer on what a Worf joke is. Kind of hard to follow the rules when the noun of the thou shalt not is unknown. Ace is a vengeful demigod.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 11:17 AM (mjgjn)

598 Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 03:03 PM (nj1bB)

You don't owe me anything, Ace.  As you said, this is your blog.  And I didn't see the original thread so I don't know what cautions or whatever you put on it.

This is all therefore deadweight loss.

You are smart enough to know this isn't true.  A great draw for people here is the commenting system itself.  I think you are, partially, trying to have it both ways.  You have a very unstructured commenting system, which really distinguishes this place (in a good way!) from stuffier places like RedState or NRO or even Hot Air.  It shouldn't come as any surprise that the lack of structure leads to "spicy language".  If you want ad revenue from the comments pages then you are going to have to impose stricter commenting rules, probably site registration & the like, and stricter comment filtering.  Like at RedState.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2011 11:17 AM (PPoON)

599 I'm the idiot? You're the one with the law degree.

Posted by: polynikes - undecided at June 16, 2011 11:17 AM (xECRb)

600 If people are gathering at other blogs and on Facebook participating in the din of speculation over ace's purported indiscriminate swinging of the Ban Hammer, and nursing grudges over having fallen victim to it themselves, you kind of have to question whether or not the lead the kind of lives that impart any kind of wisdom that would be useful here in the first place.

Posted by: Damn Dirty RINO at June 16, 2011 11:17 AM (hSwL0)

601

>>>You really needed 1 more WAAAAA.

>>>Otherwise, that was funny.

Stop being such an ass-kisser, Mallamutt.


[/sarc]

Posted by: Jeff B. at June 16, 2011 11:17 AM (hIWe1)

602 574 This thread needs two behind the ear so we can get on with making shitty unfunny one sentence jokes about important world affairs.

Did you hear that Weiner pulled out today?

Posted by: booger doesn't care if that joke's been tol 1 million times already today at June 16, 2011 11:18 AM (9RFH1)

603 I just say the title of the disappeared thread, which I missed completely:  The Infinite Butthurt of One Alan Colmes

You bastards!

Posted by: toby928™ at June 16, 2011 11:18 AM (GTbGH)

604 Ace, thanks for running this place. I hope it doesn't drain you fully of your sanity.

Posted by: JoeInMD at June 16, 2011 11:18 AM (PIahf)

605

This leaves me no choice but to partake in corporeal reality.

That means talking to actual people without absolute necessity.

I won't forgive this.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 11:19 AM (alYWx)

606 A Vulcan priestess, Chakotay's animal spirit guide and Lieutenant Worf go into Ten Forward ...

Posted by: FireHorse at June 16, 2011 11:19 AM (peN5l)

607 No. It wasn't anything but sayying you should have expected it, with a comment like that before it. Again, whatever. I didn't push the envelope after you said stop. That means it was a ban for arguing with you, not about content bit how you were acting. It's like over the last year or 2 you first onstinct is to jump ugly. Fine. Laters.

Posted by: s'mpron at June 16, 2011 11:19 AM (DBMFc)

608

Recurve, asshole!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 03:14 PM (RgXpA)

 

Geez Herr, I really missed you man. 

Posted by: Roadking at June 16, 2011 11:20 AM (yhaWU)

609 >>>Yeah, boo boo. I know. I'm honestly concerned about you and this site though, all dickishness aside. Your concern seems to be that you and I have a running dispute about what shall be permitted on MY site, and you are "concerned' that I am determined that my wishes should prevail. Just go, s'moron. Don't come back. You clearly do not respect me, nor are you willing to extend to me any courtesies whatsoever as to what I find permissible on a blog that carries my name at the top, and therefore is all imputable to me. Since you are not willing to cede me an inch of respect or courtesy, but will argue and bitch for your putative right to say whatever you like on a forum which, let's face it, people are not coming to do to YOUR efforts, you will have to leave. I am tired of getting into pissing contests with you every week. You simply do not accept that I have an iota more say on this blog than you do. Under those circumstances, you are simply a problem commenter and a troll, and I do not need the headache. Go do your stupid fucking anti-ace facebook and start your own blog and see how much reach your comments get when it IS you actually responsible for their prominence -- rather than free-riding on the prominence MY site creates for your comments. Take heed of Nathan R. Jessup's words. I am tired of moderating/growing a community and then having the way in which I moderate and grow it constantly questioned by jackasses whose website -- should they ever create one -- would be nothing but angry tasteless howling and the occasional racist remark. Apparently you think your every single thought is vital to our public debate, so vital, in fact, that I should have no say whatsoever as to whether that thought is expressed on MY platform. We cannot continue with this disagreement, so I shall resolve it for both of us; Goodbye. Begin your own site, and then, when you find that no one ever sees your words because, you can reapply for commenting privileges, perhaps now with the wisdom that this shit doesn't just happen by "magic." It happens due to work and judgement, and you definitely lack the latter. So it is official. I will not argue with you forever about your alleged right to post on my blog whatever it is you like. You will not accept my ruling, you will not let me get on with my workday or my life. You are banned. And I, of course, am therefore "Charles Johnson." I'm sure I'll read all about it on your super-high-traffic blog in just a few months. because this shit? It's EASY! Every blogger of course quickily starts pulling in a million plus hits per month. So good luck in your future ventures in online expression. But they won't happen here.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:20 AM (nj1bB)

610 603 LogCabin,

nothing like a huge victory in not allowing HotDOG! to ride out the story beibng driven by Ace and folks like him to really bring a sense of unity to our happy little community right?

Not calling you out by the way, I find it interesting that some posters here can't wrap their heads around "don't do that" WRT attacking non-public figures.

HotDOG! is by definition a public figure.  The horizontal recreational film starlet is by her likely argument not a public figure.  How she can make that claim when she does what she does while charming would still cost the Ewok money to defend himself from that could be better spent on valu-rite.

We won folks....no need to chase our tails nipping at them.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2011 11:20 AM (kq1lG)

611 Ace

Congrats on the resolution of a story which the MBM wouldn't touch, and with much work and risk from you and a few others

Your beer, your rules. Got it before you said it

You don't owe anybody anything, got that long ago

All I ask is if you're going to respond to my comment, hold your temper a second and don't start lumping me in with the "FREE BEER" bunch.  At least read my point in context

Basically, all I was saying was that me and some other longtimers were wondering who put the bug up your ass, that's all

I won't take the "special beer" so labeled, but I will wonder why you're laughing your ass off as I'm about to take a swig from one of the other cans.


Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 11:20 AM (so1xa)

612 Is he drunk? Or does he want to be able to pretend he was later?

Posted by: A Reader at June 16, 2011 11:21 AM (1cx/R)

613
Concern Troll 2011: The Lizarding

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2011 11:21 AM (QMtmy)

614

Um, yeah, s'moron, go start a new blog.  Anyone who isn't a whiny jerk will probably have the sense to stay here and not fuck with the host.

 

Whiny jerk.  I mean, Ace lets people yammer on all about all sorts of crazy shit, but oh, nooo!  He specifically asked people to not natter on about a couple of little things, and you go WAAAAAAAAAH like a fucking 2-year-old.

 

Don't let me know about your really cool new blog, 'k?

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at June 16, 2011 11:21 AM (lHa/O)

615 Speaking of people who have a valid complaint for being escorted off the site despite not doing anything to deserve it.... or something, let's ask the Master Sergeant.  (scroll up the page a little-the link takes you to the beginning of the comments)

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 16, 2011 11:21 AM (agD4m)

616 O/T (thankfully): At the Carney briefing he said the administration had created 2.1 private sector jobs. I love it. He forgot the million and we for once got the truth.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 16, 2011 11:22 AM (HjxoE)

617 Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 02:45 PM (so1xa)

I was lumping you in with some of the rest who won't grant ace supremacy on his own blog.

I think that there is one and only one way to see this issue, and you are not seeing it correctly. The fact that you have a history of rational comments that add to the discussion about other topics is not really the point. But...you are still around, so...pace.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 11:22 AM (0Z5GH)

618

I've been avidly reading this blog for years now but this is my first comment. To be honest I hardly ever read the comments. Why? Cos no offence but I'm interested in what Ace has to say. I come from England (t'North not the shandy drinking half) and we just don't have blogs anywhere remotely as cutting, piss-funny or insightful as this. Ace nails liberals like no-one else. Am I wrong?

So my point is this - what is your fucking problem? (Not you, you're alright, the others). Why can't you show some respect instead of being invited into someone's house and then shitting on the carpet. Seriously, is that so hard to understand?

Posted by: Humberfloob at June 16, 2011 11:22 AM (dqVC7)

619 My comment was about s'moron and his disintegrating posts.

Posted by: A Reader at June 16, 2011 11:23 AM (1cx/R)

620 578 >>> I am still waiting for the people maintaining this position to sign a contract of indemnification and put $50,000 into escrow for this purpose. 

This is a really good point, Ace.  When the AP came after me, I had the entire world declare their undying support to Snapped Shot against their threatened suit, but when all was said and done, the only thing that I actually received out of the deal was a lawyer who was kind enough to offer to defend me for a $10,000 (or $20,000, I don't remember exactly) escrow deposit.  Given that (a) I drew exactly zero dollars in income from Snappy, and (b) we were in the middle of shopping for a house / don't have tens of thousands of dollars in cash in general, that was a losing proposition from the start.
Not that I'm decrying lawyers, either, because when all's said and done, they don't work for free, so why should they take the risk of not getting paid in the event that they lose a case?
So I understand exactly where you're coming from, man, even though I coulda sworn there was some kind of blogger legal defense  group that was setup up in New York that was specifically created to deal with circumstances like this. Guess whatever his name was ended up being more talk than walk.
Keep up the awesome work, man. You're doing the job that the press -- WHO ARE ALMOST COMPLETELY IMMUNE TO THESE TYPES OF LAWSUITS, BY THE WAY -- refuse to do!
Most respectfully,
Brian/snapped shot

Posted by: Brian L. at June 16, 2011 11:24 AM (kPeSM)

621 I've been avidly reading this blog for years now but this is my first comment. To be honest I hardly ever read the comments. Why? Cos no offence but I'm interested in what Ace has to say. I come from England

OK.  Shepherd's Pie.  What the fuck is that shit, anyway?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 11:24 AM (RgXpA)

622 >>He can be sued.  The lawsuit will very likely lose.  In the meantime, Ace loses his (1) anonymity and (2) a couple of grand in time and actual money.


That would be the case in any frivolous lawsuit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 11:25 AM (k0TKJ)

623 ...And the blog screws up my formatting.  Meh, that's what I get for going HTML Overboard(tm)!  

Posted by: Brian L. at June 16, 2011 11:25 AM (kPeSM)

624
His tail between his legs "I'm sorry" schtick didn't really last long did it.  Definitely comes off as a complete ass.

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2011 02:50 PM

When he started that speech, I thought it was going to be "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away." It turned out to be "I shall return." Fucker's plotting his comeback. Maybe it's a good thing there was no flaming dicpic thread. It would have to have a phoenix wearing boxers.

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 11:25 AM (doNfQ)

625

And BTW s'moron, kissing Ace's ass has soooooo many privledges!  I come into the threads, lay down a tongue bath and BAM! easy street baby!

He buy's me drinks, lets me use his sweet seats for the Giants games...oh and the weekends at the Hamptons are ridiculous man! 

So think twice before you go badmouthing us on patting the ol' boy on the back.



You're doing it wrong. He makes me pancakes.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 11:25 AM (5d6vv)

626 >>I've been avidly reading this blog for years now but this is my first comment. To be honest I hardly ever read the comments. Why? Cos no offence but I'm interested in what Ace has to say You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at June 16, 2011 11:25 AM (TMB3S)

627 571 He can be sued.  The lawsuit will very likely lose.  In the meantime, Ace loses his (1) anonymity and (2) a couple of grand in time and actual money.

But that is true of almost any subject at the HQ.

I understand that Weinergate is different because Ace has been so personally involved, but Ace's own words couldn't be the basis of a lawsuit.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2011 03:02 PM (PPoON)

First, even when you win a lawsuit, it is still a major pain in the ass.  More importantly, however, is that this situation is particularly risky. A lawsuit would cost Ace his anonymity. Because of Weiner, Ace is now a major enemy of certain lefties, and Ace understandably does not want to get the 'real world' harassment that falls on people like Breitbart. 

It's just a world of headaches that isn't worth it.  Look, I sue crazy and corrupt people all the time, but even I don't want to deal with internet driven crank calls, worrying about my car being keyed, or photos of that dead hooker my personal life being made public.

Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 11:25 AM (2p0e3)

628 OK.  Shepherd's Pie.  What the fuck is that shit, anyway?

Not to mention Spotted Dick. oops...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2011 11:26 AM (QMtmy)

629 When you make the decision to "own" a story like this, the risk of lawsuits and such by the likes of Gloria Allred is pretty much a given. Isn't it?

Posted by: tsj017 at June 16, 2011 11:26 AM (4YUWF)

630 That would be the case in any frivolous lawsuit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 03:25 PM (k0TKJ)

Indeed, but when it comes to frivolous lawsuits, Allred will go where other lawyers fear to tread.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 11:27 AM (T0NGe)

631

 Are we not morons?

If you prick us, do we not bleed?

If you give us Valu-Rite, do we not drink ourselves blind?

If you set the hobo to running...do we not set the chase afoot?

Posted by: If Shakespeare Was a Moron at June 16, 2011 11:27 AM (DrWcr)

632 Having said that, you seem more than a little tight man.

yes, this is because I am scared to death and have been for three weeks and YOU ARE NOT HELPING.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:31 PM (nj1bB)

This sounds like a good subject for a post. first hand account of someone looking down the barrel of the federal gov't, the MSM and the rabid left while trying to earn a living. please expand on your experience. I'm sure it would silence some of the generals in the AOSHQ Chair Force.

Posted by: mark c at June 16, 2011 11:27 AM (SBIko)

633 606, you do realize ace has been on this story non-stop since it began right? The off-limits comments are coming from our own guys because they can't stand that Weiner is getting off too easy because parents are trying to protect their children and incidentally giving Weiner some cover. While it's tempting to go after the collateral damage to get to Weiner, it's really not worth going there.

Posted by: Pirate of the Perineum at June 16, 2011 11:27 AM (ZRN7N)

634 Take 30 seconds to celebrate the fact that little greasy pipsqueak can no longer (dis)grace us with his presence on the House floor.

So what? So WHAT?! So let's dance!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 16, 2011 11:27 AM (pLTLS)

635 "I come from England"

Posted by: Humberfloob at June 16, 2011 03:22 PM (dqVC7)

Didn't Sarah Palin warn you about us?

Posted by: The Minutemen at June 16, 2011 11:27 AM (0Z5GH)

636 O/T (thankfully): At the Carney briefing he said the administration had created 2.1 private sector jobs. I love it. He forgot the million and we for once got the truth.


Even so, I think it's an over statement.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 11:28 AM (5d6vv)

637 Jaysus, I've been here since like forever, mostly lurking, but man, what a buncha crybabies.  Just a couple things the host asks not to blither about, and WAAAAH, Ace is Hitler!  Wahhh!

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at June 16, 2011 11:28 AM (lHa/O)

638 Ace, take a vacation. You've earned it.

Posted by: Ace's Shrink at June 16, 2011 11:28 AM (K/USr)

639 Okay I have to go but I look forward to see what Ace has to say in the future

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2011 11:29 AM (PPoON)

640 629

 I come from England (t'North not the shandy drinking half) and we just don't have blogs anywhere remotely as cutting, piss-funny or insightful as this.

 

We allow the pasty white crooked teeth inbred English wankers to post here now? End times folks, end times.  

Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 11:29 AM (mjgjn)

641 OK.  Shepherd's Pie.  What the fuck is that shit, anyway?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 03:24 PM (RgXpA)

Mostly shepherd, Herr Morgenholz.  Now you must tell me something.  Quid pro quo, Herr Morgenholz.

 

Posted by: Dr. H. Lechter at June 16, 2011 11:29 AM (v+QvA)

642

You're doing it wrong. He makes me pancakes.

 

What's up Mpurin?  Alas, I fear that I will never be worthy of Aces pancakes but a guy's got to try.

So Ace is the house in the Hamptons open this weekend or what?  Oh and BTW did you change the code and the hiding spot for the key again?  Because last time.....


 

Posted by: Roadking at June 16, 2011 11:29 AM (yhaWU)

643 648 - by at least 2

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 16, 2011 11:30 AM (HjxoE)

644 This is like when my Dad's brother got drunk at Thanksgiving in 1978 and said the turkey my Mom made was too dry.
And then Mom was drunk too and she said that was why Uncle's wife was cheating on him.
Then Dad was drunk too and threw Uncle out of the house and said, "Never come back, you drunk bastard!", really loud.

We kids just stood in the living room and cried while all the drunk people fought.

Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 11:30 AM (2dbd9)

645 647 not 648 sorry

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 16, 2011 11:31 AM (HjxoE)

646

Ace:  "The Pond is good for you."

s'moron :  "Or the Pool."

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 11:31 AM (alYWx)

647 Damn Ace that banning was almost as long as one of your movie reviews.

Good job with all the Weiner saga. It has been entertaining. Thank you!

Posted by: Long Island at June 16, 2011 11:31 AM (TiURi)

648 And, again speaking as the racist's racist, I don't know why anyone here is so sanguine about even the possibility of getting ace named in a lawsuit.  So what if he wins the end?  By that time, with his anonymity gone, his identity stolen, and his mailbox stuffed daily with all the stuff our friends on the left have signed him up for, would he even care about "winning" such a suit.

It's not really about lawsuit per se, it is about losing one's anonymity in a lawsuit.  On a smaller scale, that is what a lot of us deal with personally-hence not posting with our real names.

Would you want YOUR real name out there for your local progressives to play with?

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 16, 2011 11:32 AM (agD4m)

649

Take heed of Nathan R. Jessup's words. I am tired of moderating/growing a community and then having the way in which I moderate and grow it constantly questioned by jackasses whose website -- should they ever create one -- would be nothing but angry tasteless howling and the occasional racist remark.

Can we refer to bannings as "Code Reds" from now on?

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 11:32 AM (wuv1c)

650 This is like when my Dad's brother got drunk at Thanksgiving in 1978 and said the turkey my Mom made was too dry.
And then Mom was drunk too and she said that was why Uncle's wife was cheating on him.
Then Dad was drunk too and threw Uncle out of the house and said, "Never come back, you drunk bastard!", really loud.

We kids just stood in the living room and cried while all the drunk people fought.

Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 03:30 PM (2dbd9)

Steve?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 11:33 AM (RgXpA)

651 98 YRM, I'm a non-cob-logger, and have never even gone to any meetings.  I just hate when the Funny Man who hosts this site has to rein in a few idiots, and then they get all whiny and crybaby about it, and then he gets mad, and there's no funny going on.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at June 16, 2011 11:33 AM (lHa/O)

652 This sounds like a good subject for a post. first hand account of someone looking down the barrel of the federal gov't, the MSM and the rabid left while trying to earn a living.

Come on.  He isn't worried about the feds, the MSM or the left.

He's worried about lawyers.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 11:33 AM (T0NGe)

653

OK.  Shepherd's Pie.  What the fuck is that shit, anyway?

meatloaf with a scoop of mashed potatoes and some peas.

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 11:33 AM (wuv1c)

654

Sven,

I appreciate you making a civil debate point (unlike the brokeback S'moron that simply won't quit Ace).

I can't sucessfully refute your arguments about who and who is not a public figure. I don't really want to. Ace doesn't owe us any explanations. 

But that is not the point. One cannot go into someone's home and act a fool and then assert that they have the right to do as they please. What is so hard for folks to understand about: 'Behave Yourself As Requested Or Get The Fuck Out'? 

Maybe it's a generational thing (I'm an old fart). I would just leave anyplace where I was not welcome. This isn't a street corner where anybody can walk. It's Ace's blog, paid for by Ace. Get it?

Posted by: Log Cabin at June 16, 2011 11:34 AM (T98Nl)

655
"Humberfloob"? Are Harry Potter characters posting here now?

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 11:34 AM (doNfQ)

656 yes, this is because I am scared to death and have been for three weeks and YOU ARE NOT HELPING.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:31 PM

Sorry to hear that, and it does explain quite a bit

As much as we've gone back and forth today, I'll still have your back when it counts.

That and $1.50 might get you a coffee at Starbucks, but it's all I've got to offer

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 11:34 AM (so1xa)

657 661:

Johnny?

Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 11:34 AM (2dbd9)

658 Ultimately it comes down to two things: 1, respecting an understandable, clearly-expressed wish 2, a self-righteous attitude of complete, unfettered entitlement. For some 2 has greatly eclipsed 1. I do not need the headaches. There is a reason this is a high-traffic blog. It is not just magic and it's not pure luck. I always begin the same way -- with a "please." I am consistently ignored, by the same cadre of self-entitled assholes who think that I owe them a platform. I do not owe them a platform. I repeat, once again: These comments are currently a deadweight loss from which I receive no income. They are maintained then for the purposes of shared community (which I do enjoy, so I benefit) and not for pecuniary gain. If, knowing that, and having been informed that I do not wish to LOSE money further for tasteless racism and lawsuit-bait, you continue to presume to instruct me on how I should maintain decorum in this deadweight loss, then you clearly have no respect whatsoever for the labor of others and you are simply not the sort of person I trust or care to continue riding herd and babysitting.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:34 AM (nj1bB)

659

While all this was going on, did someone at the W____ Press conference yell out loud, "Are you longer than 7 inches?"

Did anyone else hear that?

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 11:34 AM (wuv1c)

660 What's up Mpurin? 

<hugs>

Just hanging and trying to stay out of the heat. You?

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 11:34 AM (5d6vv)

661

When he started that speech, I thought it was going to be "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away." It turned out to be "I shall return." Fucker's plotting his comeback. Maybe it's a good thing there was no flaming dicpic thread. It would have to have a phoenix wearing boxers.

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 03:25 PM (doNfQ)

Probably getting a gig lined up on MSNBC.  I mean as I said in the deleted thread in relation to Ace's "Media circling the wagon to defend Democrats" line, they (The Media) are the only ones that defended him.  Even the Democrats weren't sticking up for him.  They really just don't know how to not defend a Democrat.

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2011 11:34 AM (oVQFe)

662 663 AD,

as any sane man would be....

the Donks are armies and armies of lawyers with a bile duct where their hearts used to be

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2011 11:34 AM (kq1lG)

663 Sorry, guys, it won't ever hap --- ow! Stop hitting me!

Posted by: The boy who always got recess cancelled for the whole class at June 16, 2011 11:35 AM (PIahf)

664

@660: "Can we refer to bannings as "Code Reds" from now on?"

I specifically told you not to touch him.

 

Posted by: Lt. Kendrick at June 16, 2011 11:35 AM (xy9wk)

665

OK.  Shepherd's Pie.  What the fuck is that shit, anyway?

meatloaf with a scoop of mashed potatoes and some peas.

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 03:33 PM (wuv1c)

Some people use corn instead of peas. My ex-boyfriend used to make it for me. In a pie crust. Like an actual pie. It was fantastic.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at June 16, 2011 11:35 AM (fk/lm)

666 meatloaf with a scoop of mashed potatoes and some peas.

"Shepherd's Pie" was a better name, I'll hand them that.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 11:35 AM (RgXpA)

667
By the way, Humberfloob, you do realize you're getting a hearty welcome here. And that "realize" is spelled correctly.

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 11:35 AM (doNfQ)

668 I gotta go get the kid from preschool.

Don't nobody do nuthin estupid.


Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 11:36 AM (2dbd9)

669 Probably getting a gig lined up on MSNBC.


I'm not so sure that Weiner Sptizer is gonna be a good name for a serious show.....

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 11:36 AM (5d6vv)

670 Oooh boy, I bet they'll be talking a lot on facebook tonight, won't they Otter?

Posted by: Flounder at June 16, 2011 11:36 AM (1cx/R)

671 665 Log Cabin,

I agree wholeheartedly....I was backing Ace's judgement not questioning it.

"winning" a defamation case would cost about 20,000 minimum and his anon status....

there's a reason breitbart can afford to post those 100,000 bounties....

he has the money to weather the liberal rage machine....

Ace likely does not.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2011 11:36 AM (kq1lG)

672

Come on.  He isn't worried about the feds, the MSM or the left.

He's worried about lawyers.

I'm pretty sure that lawyers have a serious beachhead established in every quadrant.

Posted by: mark c at June 16, 2011 11:37 AM (SBIko)

673 644 606, you do realize ace has been on this story non-stop since it began right? The off-limits comments are coming from our own guys because they can't stand that Weiner is getting off too easy because parents are trying to protect their children and incidentally giving Weiner some cover. While it's tempting to go after the collateral damage to get to Weiner, it's really not worth going there.

Posted by: Pirate of the Perineum at June 16, 2011 03:27 PM (ZRN7N)

Actually, "collateral damage" meant the pornstar.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 11:37 AM (T0NGe)

674 Ace, I'm heartsick after reading this thread. The people who stomped on your pleas for civility and then abused you for enforcing them are shameless pigs. Please don't let them get you down!

Posted by: starboardhelm at June 16, 2011 11:37 AM (ctMcG)

675 I'm not so sure that Weiner Sptizer is gonna be a good name for a serious show.....

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 03:36 PM (5d6vv)

Parker Spitzer was supposed to be serious?

Posted by: JoeInMD at June 16, 2011 11:37 AM (PIahf)

676

OK.  Shepherd's Pie.  What the fuck is that shit, anyway?Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 03:24 PM (RgXpA)

Not to mention Spotted Dick. oops...
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2011 03:26 PM (QMtmy)

Didn't Sarah Palin warn you about us?

Posted by: The Minutemen at June 16, 2011 03:27 PM (0Z5GH)

 

Racists

Posted by: Humberfloob at June 16, 2011 11:38 AM (dqVC7)

677 677 - i make mine with corn and melt american cheese on top.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 16, 2011 11:38 AM (HjxoE)

678 That and $1.50 might get you a coffee at Starbucks, but it's all I've got to offer

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Starbucks at June 16, 2011 11:38 AM (T0NGe)

679 I can't recall any commentors being sued, but i do recall a blog/s being forced to hand over ip's so commentors info could be gotten from their isp's, had to do with threatening comments i think.

Posted by: booger doesn't care if that joke's been tol 1 million times already today at June 16, 2011 11:39 AM (9RFH1)

680

Racists

Posted by: Humberfloob at June 16, 2011 03:38 PM (dqVC7)

You're in.  You'll get your membership card and secret decoder ring in 4-6 weeks.


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 11:39 AM (RgXpA)

681

Racists

Posted by: Humberfloob at June 16, 2011 03:38 PM

Hey, he speaks American.

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 11:39 AM (doNfQ)

682 688 677 - i make mine with corn and melt american cheese on top.     That sounds hideous.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 11:40 AM (mjgjn)

683


Recurve, asshole!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz

Yeah, but what kind of wood?

 

Cedar or pine?

Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 11:41 AM (fPOY0)

684

While all this was going on, did someone at the W____ Press conference yell out loud, "Are you longer than 7 inches?"

Did anyone else hear that?

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 03:34 PM (wuv1c)

I'm sure it was one of Stern's idiots...

Posted by: Hedgehog at June 16, 2011 11:41 AM (Rn2kl)

685 http://tinyurl.com/3jbnzd7

Posted by: giftogab at June 16, 2011 11:42 AM (SPVfc)

686 You know what is worse than Shepards Pie? - Tuna Casserole. Nasty stuff.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 11:42 AM (mjgjn)

687 Cedar or pine?

Heathen!

Posted by: yew and bone at June 16, 2011 11:42 AM (GTbGH)

688 690 I can't recall any commentors being sued, but i do recall a blog/s being forced to hand over ip's so commentors info could be gotten from their isp's, had to do with threatening comments i think.

Was that some Righthaven stuff?  The sidebar said they got their asses handed to them recently.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 11:42 AM (T0NGe)

689 693 - give me your address i'll send you some right away

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 16, 2011 11:42 AM (HjxoE)

690 688 677 - i make mine with corn and melt american cheese on top.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom

try it with sharp cheddar. great.

and the Irish pub in Pusan, Korea (yeah, I know. but he was a real Irishman) used shredded beef, not hamburger. and it was FAB!

Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 11:43 AM (fPOY0)

691 You're in.  You'll get your membership card and secret decoder ring in 4-6 weeks.


That and change the "b" to a "p" in your name.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 11:43 AM (5d6vv)

692

Sub-tard,

Never look in side a tuna melt. Some things you JUST have to take on faith.

Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 11:44 AM (fPOY0)

693

While all this was going on, did someone at the W____ Press conference yell out loud, "Are you longer than 7 inches?"

Did anyone else hear that?

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 03:34 PM (wuv1c)

I heard it. I was listening to Rush on the way home from work.

I lol'd!

Posted by: ErikW at June 16, 2011 11:45 AM (T9cS4)

694 701 - I will try that, sounds yummy. Thanks!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 16, 2011 11:45 AM (HjxoE)

695 Did anyone else hear that?

Zip said he thought it was someone from Stern's show. Not sure how he would know that.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 16, 2011 11:46 AM (pLTLS)

696 703

Sub-tard,

Never look in side a tuna melt. Some things you JUST have to take on faith.

 

Not to worry, the smell of the thing prevents me from getting that close.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 11:46 AM (mjgjn)

697 Was that some Righthaven stuff?  The sidebar said they got their asses handed to them recently.

No, this was a couple of years ago at least. It was a gun blog  and the owner of the blog didn't want to hand over the ip info but was eventually ordered to by the courts if i remember right, which i may not be.

Posted by: booger doesn't care if that joke's been tol 1 million times already today at June 16, 2011 11:47 AM (9RFH1)

698 Once again, while I have been arguing with s'moron, I have ignored all the nice words of support. I really appreciate these. Thank you for understanding, and thank you further for simply offering some respect to my wishes. Not everyone who extends this respect to me *agrees* with my rational here. What s'moron and others don't understand is that I have earned the right to be WRONG on my blog. If I am wrong-- am I not permitted to be wrong? Have I not earned at least this much? Thank you for extending me the respect and courtesy for understanding that even if I am wrong, I have some latitude to be wrong, and conduct my business here, even if wrongly, as I think it wisest. It is clear to me that many people simply do not respect me whatsoever, and believe that every rule I make regarding the blog is subject to endless challenge and debate, and also, much worse, open defiant violation, for the sake of making some preposterous point that a man in Obama's America has no right to run his business the way he likes. This is what is baffling to me. This leftist sense of entitlement to other's property. It is asserted to me again and again that MY toys are EVERYONE'S toys, and that I have no say whatsoever about these toys, or, at least, no greater say than s'moron, who has, by simply playing with my toys, apparently acquired and ownership stake in these toys. This is a leftist conceit, and it just goes to prove, to me, that in their hearts, most people are not ideological nor principled, but in their hearts, simply grubby leftists who can offer up a thousand arguments why what you have made ought to be their property to dispense with as they please.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:48 AM (nj1bB)

699 706 Did anyone else hear that?

Zip said he thought it was someone from Stern's show. Not sure how he would know that.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 16, 2011 03:46 PM (pLTLS)

One of Stern's guys asked joke questions at the end of the prior press conference, so the assumption is that he's doing it again.  My assumption is that it is one of O&A's guys, because they fucking rip off everything Stern does.

Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 11:48 AM (2p0e3)

700

Not to worry, the smell of the thing is like ambrosia prevents me from getting that close.

Posted by: Justice Slow Pitch at June 16, 2011 11:48 AM (alYWx)

701 Look!  Ducks playing football...

Posted by: Non sequitor at June 16, 2011 11:48 AM (O7Q1u)

702
I actually like cream chipped beef on toast.

I have come out of some veritable food closet.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2011 11:49 AM (QMtmy)

703  Good lord, Ace...

 With the crew you have posting, here? With the type of people you encourage to post here? Most of whom have a sophomoric sense of humor, at best?

 When four out of five threads were about somebody else's dick...and you didn't see this coming?

 WTF...

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at June 16, 2011 11:49 AM (E7Z1r)

704 666
"Humberfloob"? Are Harry Potter characters posting here now?

Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 03:34 PM (doNfQ)

Not Harry Potter; keep guessing . . .

More than happy with the hearty welcome by the way, mate, juzt can't keep up with how fazt these pozts fly by - us Britz only type with two fingerz

p.z.Thankz for learning uz how to zpell the language we fucking invented semi-colon close bracket

Posted by: Humberfloob at June 16, 2011 11:49 AM (dqVC7)

705 Bonesteel (idiot), I did see it coming, that's why I put in a clear warning, which was promptly disgregarded by the superficially "conserverative" but "socialist" in deed brigade. Like you. Another guy who thinks he has an ownership stake here. Because you contribute SO MUCH.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:50 AM (nj1bB)

706

Ace,

Don't worry. We gernerally (i.e. most of us) get that it's your blog, and you can be as wrong as you want. besides, didn't someone once say, if you're going to be wrong fuck up so epicly they talk about it for the next 100 years?

And thanks for giving us a place to vent, goof-off, and compare hobo recepies. Not to mention all the stories.

(I will admit to skipping the movie reviews. the movies would be in the 5 dollar bin at wal-mart before I was able to get through the whole review) :p

Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 11:51 AM (fPOY0)

707 us Britz only type with two fingerz

Us Moronz only type with one hand.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 11:52 AM (RgXpA)

708 Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 03:48 PM (nj1bB)

Wait, Ace took the day off.
This must be Bizarro Ace.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2011 11:52 AM (QMtmy)

709 ace, you sound stressed.

I'm going to be hiking on the Appalachian Trail next month. Would you like to come along? A couple days in the mountains and you'll be back in top form.

Posted by: fluffy at June 16, 2011 11:52 AM (SwkdU)

710 Oh and speaking of Zip, he found a choice Reuters headline from today's news:

Amid scandal, US Republican Weiner to step down

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 16, 2011 11:52 AM (pLTLS)

711

No Worries, Sven.

S'moron got me riled up. I haven't been pissed like that in a while. I flashed back to when my son was a teenager and got all smartass and obnoxious like immature little shitheads occasionally do.

AOS is one of the few places on the net that I look forward to surfing. I would be really unhappy if some a-hole messed up Ace's gig.

We get conservative politics, rude takedowns of liberal icons, and twisted, drunken, perverted commenters. What's not to like?

Posted by: Log Cabin at June 16, 2011 11:53 AM (T98Nl)

712

I like almost any food...however, I usually won't eat it unless I made it.

Liability, or the threat thereof, is the only thing that provides me the 'willing suspension of disbelief' necessary to eat at a restaurant.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 11:53 AM (alYWx)

713 As usual, I missed the whole thing.  Must have been either really stupid or especially vile to get pulled down though.

It's hard to understand how this kind of stuff happens.  I mean, dude owns a blog and let's you post there for free.  Dude asks you to stop posting x because it's causing him grief.  So you would think people would say to themselves, hey, I'll quit posting x like the owner asked.  But no, instead, several people continue to post the same kind of stuff, and sometimes worse, even after they've been asked to stop, thereby breaking the system for everyone.  It's moronic, even for morons.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 16, 2011 11:53 AM (8/DeP)

714 BTW ace, although I won't take you up on the indemnity challenge, I will waive my fees to defend you from any suit (in California) by Gloria Allred.  I hate that bitch, and I can use the pro bono hours.

Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 11:54 AM (2p0e3)

715 715 - Cat in the Hat!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 16, 2011 11:54 AM (HjxoE)

716 Thankz for learning uz how to zpell the language we fucking invented semi-colon close bracket

Merci and Bitte Schoen.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 11:54 AM (RgXpA)

717

Not Harry Potter; keep guessing . . .

More than happy with the hearty welcome by the way, mate, juzt can't keep up with how fazt these pozts fly by - us Britz only type with two fingerz

p.z.Thankz for learning uz how to zpell the language we fucking invented semi-colon close bracket

Posted by: Humberfloob at June 16, 2011 03:49 PM (dqVC7)

Dr. Seuss would agree with us Yanks on spelling.

Posted by: JoeInMD at June 16, 2011 11:54 AM (PIahf)

718

Hey Ace -

Many thanks for your tenacity on this story - my local (Atlanta) rock station had  Weiner Weekend to make fun of him last week.  Good work. 

Thanks for running this site.  Your back yard,  your rules.  They've been pretty good so far. 

 

Posted by: Penultimatum at June 16, 2011 11:54 AM (dJ7er)

719 re: sven @682 yep. and yeah 20k is a minimum. I know of instances where it climbs well into the 6 or 7 figures. Most people cant absorb 10 years of their life and a couple million in debt. ace killed their star pitbull in a cage fight. think there might be an attempt at reciprocity?

Posted by: A.G. at June 16, 2011 11:55 AM (r1N2K)

720 674 Sorry, guys, it won't ever hap --- ow! Stop hitting me!
Posted by: The boy who always got recess cancelled for the whole class at June 16, 2011 03:35 PM

This is for wasting Ace's valuable time!!!

Posted by: Kerney, Jimbo Jones, & Nelson Muntz at June 16, 2011 11:55 AM (so1xa)

721 720 ace, you sound stressed.

I'm going to be hiking on the Appalachian Trail next month. Would you like to come along? A couple days in the mountains and you'll be back in top form.

Posted by: fluffy at June 16, 2011 03:52 PM (SwkdU)

So you're headed to Argentina?

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2011 11:55 AM (oVQFe)

722 Dear Ace.

You've been repeating yourself for hours. Please ignore the trolls and take the day off like you promised. Or go work on something fun. Just stop wasting time with the idiots.

Posted by: justaguy at June 16, 2011 11:57 AM (Ffqmi)

723

ace killed their star pitbull in a cage fight. think there might be an attempt at reciprocity?

The first 48 hours of AceTweets need to go into the Library of Congress.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 11:58 AM (alYWx)

724 Not Harry Potter; keep guessing . . .


Cat in the Hat?

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 11:58 AM (5d6vv)

725 So you're headed to Argentina?

New Hampshire, or properly pronounced, N'Hampshuh.

Posted by: fluffy at June 16, 2011 11:58 AM (SwkdU)

726 I am stressed. As I have tried to tell people, I have been stressed for three weeks. It is stressful to be lead on a big story with serious partisan hate. Look at how the left went after Mike Stack. And I am disgusted by people who insist to me that I shall take on more stress just so they can get their tasteless cracks in. I am getting tired of having to explain to people my "superiority" here, as s'moron calls it, a "superiority" that is rather legally evident, given that my ownership/production/labor/liability/editorial rights are plainly in "superiority" to s'moron and the rest of the You Can't Boss Me Around Because I'm A Super Libertarian (Socialist) Tough Guy Who Thinks Your Blog Is Subject To My Editorial Control brigade.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:58 AM (nj1bB)

727 726 715 - Cat in the Hat!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 16, 2011 03:54 PM (HjxoE)

Dr. Seuss would agree with us Yanks on spelling.

Posted by: JoeInMD at June 16, 2011 03:54 PM (PIahf)

 

Nice one!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Thing1 (Formerly Humberfloob) at June 16, 2011 11:59 AM (dqVC7)

728 736 So you're headed to Argentina?

New Hampshire, or properly pronounced, N'Hampshuh.

Posted by: fluffy at June 16, 2011 03:58 PM (SwkdU)

Uhhu just like South Carolina's former governor

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2011 11:59 AM (oVQFe)

729 720 ace, you sound stressed.

I'm going to be hiking on the Appalachian Trail next month. Would you like to come along? A couple days in the mountains and you'll be back in top form.
Posted by: fluffy at June 16, 2011 03:52 PM

DON'T DO IT ACE !!!!

Posted by: Ned Beatty at June 16, 2011 12:00 PM (so1xa)

730 s'moron, who has, by simply playing with my toys, apparently acquired and ownership stake in these toys.

This is a leftist conceit,

Yikes! I hadn't quite thought of it that way but it's true. I understand the anger better now.


Posted by: Retread at June 16, 2011 12:00 PM (okCHU)

731

729 Many thanks for your tenacity on this story - my local (Atlanta) rock station had  Weiner Weekend to make fun of him last week.  Good work. 

Which rocker?  Rock 100.5?  Or The River?

Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 12:01 PM (WUmWf)

732

I am stressed.

I have some thoughts on healthful stress relief excercises. 

I could share them with you?

Posted by: Ernest Borgnine at June 16, 2011 12:01 PM (alYWx)

733 DON'T DO IT ACE !!!!

Posted by: Ned Beatty at June 16, 2011 04:00 PM (so1xa)

Shit, that's funny!   You gonna pay my dry cleaning bill?  I think I peed myself!

Posted by: Steph at June 16, 2011 12:01 PM (AkdC5)

734 I need it explained to me by the Super Libertarian You Can't Boss Me Around Because Your Labor And Your Enterprise Is Subject To My Control brigade precisely when it was I lost the right to my property. And how this happened/ I thought property/business rights were rather important. Apparently, though, they're not the important. Other people's rights to a soap box (on my little corner of the internet business district) apparently trump my rights, which have no "superiority" over anyone else's. When did my fucking business become someone else's platform, by right?

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:01 PM (nj1bB)

735 Being, the governor is hard.

Posted by: Game cock at June 16, 2011 12:02 PM (SBIko)

736 s'moron, who has, by simply playing with my toys, apparently acquired and ownership stake in these toys.

There's a name for that:  Squatter.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 16, 2011 12:03 PM (GTbGH)

737

S'moron had a strong bully streak in him, besides his presumption with Ace.

Glad he's gone.

Posted by: A Reader at June 16, 2011 12:04 PM (1cx/R)

738 Ace, let me join so many others in thanking you for your work on Weinergate. Great stuff! Also, thanks for this blog with all its' attractive features, especially your allowance of freewheeling "commentary." Your blog is indeed unique. But the best feature, by far, is your writing. Excellent! And, as one who was banned by Charles Johnson, I can state with certainty that Ace is no Charles Johnson. The comparison is ridiculous and ignorant.

Posted by: Dave at June 16, 2011 12:05 PM (Xm1aB)

739 Many thanks for your tenacity on this story - my local (Atlanta) rock station had  Weiner Weekend to make fun of him last week.  Good work. 

They still have 96 Rock?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2011 12:05 PM (QMtmy)

740 105 What I am is a guy who runs a private club and sets a few rules for admission.

1. No racism
2. No threats or "jokes" about violence directed towards anyone
and now:
3. No unseemly feeding frenzies on private (or sem-private) figures who are apparently looking to sue



Which rule covers the ban on Worf-Wookiee-eWing jokes (aka, Klingon-Kashyyykian-Knicks comments)?


Posted by: Drinky Crow at June 16, 2011 12:06 PM (mAm+G)

741 Ace, they're no more entitled to an explanation than they are to your platform.  And anybody's opinion that amounts to shit doesn't need one anyway.

Posted by: Damn Dirty RINO at June 16, 2011 12:08 PM (hSwL0)

742

I mostly lurk, very occasionally comment, but some of the names I see a lot have had a very surprising reaction to Ace's very simple request. 

I haven't read all of the 700+ comments, but isn't Ace asking for what all hosts request?  Don't crap on the furniture, don't burn down the house and don't get the police called in on you.  That's the bare minimum one requests of even the rowdiest guests, and it's tacit.  You don't include that on the invitation, but sometimes you have to state it after the party has started, even to those who been great guests at your other parties.  Ace has made this request.  You don't like it, leave and host your own party.

Why do some even think this is up for debate or discussion?

Posted by: Biblio at June 16, 2011 12:09 PM (y5VNb)

743 >>>Which rule covers the ban on Worf-Wookiee-eWing jokes (aka, Klingon-Kashyyykian-Knicks comments)? Racism, you fucking moron. Oh wait -- let me guess. You want to argue at length how comparing a black woman to an ape isn't racist, right? Go figure. This is the cause of all this. The BUTTHURT of these tasteless, retrograde racists who are all BUTTHURT to be informed they're rather repulsive and the other kids think they smell. Rather than simply accepting that perhaps they smell a little and should shower, they insist on parading their stink around and telling people "It doesn't stink at all." This is what this is all about. The racism thing. Bitches, who gotta bitch, are still whining that I spoiled their little N!gger Party three weeks ago. Get over it.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:10 PM (nj1bB)

744 Which rule covers the ban on Worf-Wookiee-eWing jokes (aka, Klingon-Kashyyykian-Knicks comments)?

#1: racism

Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 12:10 PM (2p0e3)

745

LGF has become such a byword in blogging that it is now used as a type of threat : you will have the same ignomy attached to you that is attached to Charles Johnson if you cross me. oh, and I will decide what the scenarios are that make like CJ in my mind.

 

Posted by: A Reader at June 16, 2011 12:10 PM (1cx/R)

746 >>I am getting tired of having to explain I don't think you should bother. Most commenters (and I'm sure readers and lurkers) understand this basic fact, your place, your rules. I don't understand the stress you feel because as your rightly state, it's your name on the masthead and I'm an anonymous nobody but I'm sure you feel a lot of pressure. You've given more than enough explanations, warnings and second chances. Anybody who is still arguing with you at this point is too stupid to understand or just a jerk. Fark 'em. I'm gonna put a few in the tip jar. It's for some special beers. Drink 'em and celebrate. You done good.

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at June 16, 2011 12:10 PM (TMB3S)

747 Bill Ayers denied entry into Canada, again; I believe for being a terrorist.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 12:11 PM (k0TKJ)

748

I need it explained to me by the Super Libertarian You Can't Boss Me Around Because Your Labor And Your Enterprise Is Subject To My Control brigade precisely when it was I lost the right to my property.

And how this happened/

I thought property/business rights were rather important.

Apparently, though, they're not the important. Other people's rights to a soap box (on my little corner of the internet business district) apparently trump my rights, which have no "superiority" over anyone else's.

When did my fucking business become someone else's platform, by right?

Ace, relax a bit. Don't lets 2-3 jackasses get you all riled up. They don't speak for 95% of us here.

Most everyone here, commentors and lurker, understand this site is your intellectual property(until it's nationalized) and that you have every right to make the rules how you want.

You're rules have been fairly clear. 

I'm sorry you've had all the stress related to this story, but I'm sure you expected blow back considering Anthony Weiner was an up and comer in the Democratic party and a liberal favorite on the blogs and MSNBC.  Now his career is finished, in large part, because of your perseverance. When dickwads like Kurtz, Tommy Christopher and most right wing bloggers and journalists wanted to leave this story alone, you not only kept pursuing it, but you shamed them into covering it.

Now a sitting congressman has retired in shame and will probably never re-enter politics again.

Congratulations. It's quite an acheivement. If he had been a Republican, you would be a media darling right now, but since he was a democrat, you will have to bear some of the heat from the left wing establishment.  And I'm sorry for that, but I hope you think it was worth it. I certainly do.

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 12:11 PM (wuv1c)

749 Which rule covers the ban on Worf-Wookiee-eWing jokes (aka, Klingon-Kashyyykian-Knicks comments)?


Posted by: Drinky Crow at June 16, 2011 04:06 PM (mAm+G)

Really? There are only 3. Can you not figure it out? It doesn't take a Sherlock-level of deduction.

Posted by: JoeInMD at June 16, 2011 12:11 PM (PIahf)

750

What really bums me out is that all this was going on before, during and after Weiner's resignation press conference and instead of getting to write another great post and bask in the fact that (despite the MBM's attempts to kill this story from the start) Ace and a few fellow "alternate media" types refused to allow that and forced Weiner to account for his actions, Ace got to play day care teacher to a few idiots who cannot show him some respect and abide by what few rules we actually have around here.

Nice work, Ace. You have a fine blog and I enjoy reading it.    

Posted by: DaveinNC at June 16, 2011 12:11 PM (boNGU)

751 Thanks, Andrew. Thank God you're here to say so. But then, you're always here.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:11 PM (nj1bB)

752

Which rule covers the ban on Worf-Wookiee-eWing jokes (aka, Klingon-Kashyyykian-Knicks comments)?


Just go to Stormfront asshole. And if you hate jews, go to Zerohedge.

There are websites out there for you, this isn't one of them

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 12:13 PM (wuv1c)

753 DaveinNC, No, I can't. You know, when Ladd put out his video with racially edgy overtones, we had to specifically put it off until a time when a heroic coblogger would have the time to ride herd on it and babysit it for racism. I get -- we all get -- rather fucking sick of having to babysit the assholes all the time. You're right, this is something like 2-3 -- or actually 20 or 30 -- commenters. A tiny minority. But you have no idea how we actually have to pass on stories, or set up special times when they can be babysat, just to keep an eye on this 20 or 30. We're tired of it. We're tired of it. And yes, this might result in a Charles Johnson Moment because we are all sick of having to do extra work to mind the assholes all the time.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:14 PM (nj1bB)

754 You should post the Wiener press conference, you kinda earned it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 12:14 PM (k0TKJ)

755 Posted by: Andrew Breitbart

Assuming that's really you, nice work, along with the Ace-meister. 

It had sex, politics, the ick-factor, and a really slimy fucker as the centerpiece.  What a great story arc.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 12:14 PM (RgXpA)

756 Look up the rules at any campground. Ace has less rules than that. It is really simple to not go outer bounds here. Sheesh, some people are dense.

Posted by: BM at June 16, 2011 12:14 PM (qMymA)

757 >>>You should post the Wiener press conference, you kinda earned it. Can't. Don't feel like babysitting the same 20 or 30 cretins who are determined to go over the line and make heat for me I don't want.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:16 PM (nj1bB)

758 I'm a fairly long time lurker here (2+ years), this is my first post. A couple of definitions for all: Conservative: respectful of other peoples' opinions/property/etc. Liberal: Wah. I want what you have... why should YOU get to make the rules about your own property/money/life/etc. Share and share alike. Gee, it seems like most of the commenters here fall into the first camp; i.e. it's Ace's blog, he makes the rules. But there's some whiny little bitches who don't care about the effort put in over the years, and want to post what they want, when they want to. If Ace makes rules they don't like, well, Ace oughta change the rules to suit them. Gees Louise, people. It's simple. It's Ace's blog, he makes the rules. Don't like it, then start your own blog. Damn crybabies.

Posted by: dalewalt at June 16, 2011 12:16 PM (GmjAQ)

759 Ace,

A couple of points;

We might have taken your past observations that "this blog isn't as influential as we think it is, and nobody pays attention to it" a little too literally.  It wouldn't occur to a lot of people that Lawn Slug would notice your blog in between her appearances on every talk show. Now that we know that you've gotten into the same league as Breitbart, we know some serious shit is in play.

I know you're under a lot of pressure, but please understand that disagreement doesn't necessarily mean "fuck you". No one does you a service by telling you only what you want to hear.  A true friend or brother will fight you, but will be there to fight FOR you.

I picked a bad time and a bad thread to argue with you, but I thought something should be said.  I should have let it go and picked a better time to bring it up

You've done some damage to "their gang" so there will be reprisals.  Hopefully you'll end up better than Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, if there's anything we can do to help, just ask.

Shutting up about a certain party helps, so let's make it so


Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 12:16 PM (so1xa)

760 >>Assuming that's really you Fuck me. I told you I was a moron.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2011 12:16 PM (TMB3S)

761 >>>Assuming that's really you, nice work, along with the Ace-meister. it's not.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:16 PM (nj1bB)

762 Ace, you need to setup a system where the problematic commenters can see their comments show up on the blog, but absolutely no one else can. Problem solved.

Posted by: JoeInMD at June 16, 2011 12:16 PM (PIahf)

763 Oh, and let me add that each and every press conference in this whole debacle has been absolutely perfectly screwed up.  Every time the mikes came out hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 12:17 PM (RgXpA)

764 GODDAM IT THAT'S THE SECOND TIME IN THREE DAYS I'VE GOTTEN FUCKED BY A SOCKPUPPET.


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 12:19 PM (RgXpA)

765 Does DrewM do a lot of babysitting cuz he seems cranky.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 12:19 PM (k0TKJ)

766 Yo JackStrawBreitbart, stop confusing everyone!!!!! I really thought it might be Big Breitbart until I checked the hash.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 16, 2011 12:19 PM (TwXda)

767 Well, he does read the comments, so nice work, Andrew, as well.

Fuck you people.  Imma leave for another six months.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 12:20 PM (RgXpA)

768 At the end of the day, here's the rule: Are you contributing? Or are you actually DETRACTING from the site by having to have people babysit you and offer warnings and delete posts and otherwise spend their fucking day cleaning up after you? Let me just tell everybody a new policy going forward. Call me Charles Johnson all you like, but if you are spending more time detracting from this blog, essentially trolling it, tying me down having to babysit comments (or get a coblogger to volunteer his time to do so), your time here is goddamn limited and I would strongly advise you to being shopping for another blog or forum where your vandalism will be treated with a greater amount of latitude.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:20 PM (nj1bB)

769 Can't. Don't feel like babysitting the same 20 or 30 cretins who are determined to go over the line and make heat for me I don't want.

Dammit.  I so want your end-zone dance.  Maybe in a day or too, maybe, please.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 16, 2011 12:20 PM (GTbGH)

770 It's been said before, but is worth repeating... "This is why we can't have nice things".

Posted by: rightwingva at June 16, 2011 12:21 PM (pDXql)

771 GODDAM IT THAT'S THE SECOND TIME IN THREE DAYS I'VE GOTTEN FUCKED BY A SOCKPUPPET.

WELL CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER

Posted by: The Chicken at June 16, 2011 12:21 PM (TwXda)

772 >>Yo JackStrawBreitbart, stop confusing everyone!!!! Well exccccuse me. I forget to take a damn sock off and everyone's on my tits.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2011 12:21 PM (TMB3S)

Posted by: the Ramones at June 16, 2011 12:22 PM (alYWx)

774 I spent all day Saturday babysitting a thread. Andy had to babysit a thread on Tuesday. I had to babysit this thread. If you are not to be trusted and require all this time to be babysat, you are fucking gone, because WE HAVE FUCKING BETTER THINGS TO DO. Understood?

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:22 PM (nj1bB)

775 and everyone's on my tits.

Thankfully, there are rings to hang on to.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 12:22 PM (RgXpA)

776 GODDAM IT THAT'S THE SECOND TIME IN THREE DAYS I'VE GOTTEN FUCKED BY A SOCKPUPPET.

Want to go hiking?

Posted by: fluffy at June 16, 2011 12:23 PM (SwkdU)

777 Look up the rules at any campground. Ace has less rules than that. It is really simple to not go outer bounds here. Sheesh, some people are dense.

Ace has fewer rules than a McDonald's playland.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 12:23 PM (5d6vv)

778 763 Just go to Stormfront asshole. And if you hate jews, go to Zerohedge.

There are websites out there for you, this isn't one of them


I have no idea what those other websites are and have no interest in them, so save your outrage.

I have posted here that I think political families should be generally off-limits--particularly in light of what was done to the Palin children. I have never to my recollection posted an MO comment.

All I did was ask a question--and it elicited a very interesting answer from Ace:

"This is the cause of all this."

I suspected so, but Ace wasn't being explicit. So that was valuable information added to the discussion.


Posted by: Drinky Crow at June 16, 2011 12:23 PM (mAm+G)

779 WE

HAVE

FUCKING

BETTER

THINGS

TO

DO.

Understood?

Ace, at 785 posts, who are you talking to? BTW, how do you get to do all that double spacing and not get bumped? That would be rule #4 - no?

Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 12:24 PM (mjgjn)

780 heads up guys, Our carborundum-ing gig may be coming to an end.

Posted by: Illegitimi at June 16, 2011 12:24 PM (h6mPj)

781

I think this thread would be pretty cool if we all follow Mr Breitbart, put a few pence in the tip jar and say simply, 'Thanks Ace. Cheers, mate.'

"Thanks Ace. Cheers, mate."

Posted by: Thing1 (Formerly Humberfloob) at June 16, 2011 12:25 PM (dqVC7)

782 Ace has fewer rules than a McDonald's playland.

And no clowns

Posted by: fluffy at June 16, 2011 12:25 PM (SwkdU)

783 Can't. Don't feel like babysitting the same 20 or 30 cretins who are determined to go over the line and make heat for me I don't want.


Dude, give me the keys to the blog for the day. I will babysit the fuck out of them. Where's my spoon?

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 12:26 PM (5d6vv)

784

Ace shows his commentors a great deal of respect by letting them have a large field to roam and this blog is better for it.  Too bad some can't show the same level of respect by reeling it in when asked.

Posted by: salvuccifumbles at June 16, 2011 12:27 PM (TB1al)

785 And no clowns


Well, I wouldn't say that....

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 12:27 PM (5d6vv)

786 Some of you are in the D-A-N-G-E-R Z-O-N-E! http://tinyurl.com/yhvomb9 Yeah, I have a man-crush on Archer, wanna fight about it?

Posted by: rightwingva at June 16, 2011 12:27 PM (pDXql)

787 if there's anything we can do to help, just ask. I'll ask. Put some money in ace's account. he needs a war chest now, not later.

Posted by: PR at June 16, 2011 12:27 PM (EF7Ps)

788

Ace, at 785 posts, who are you talking to?

 

Well, he was talkin' to somone...

Posted by: Cedric and Bob at June 16, 2011 12:28 PM (alYWx)

789 775 GODDAM IT THAT'S THE SECOND TIME IN THREE DAYS I'VE GOTTEN FUCKED BY A SOCKPUPPET.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 04:19 PM

Used to happen to me all the time

Posted by: Shari Lewis at June 16, 2011 12:28 PM (so1xa)

790 How about a post about the rules, as interpreted by the morons? That might be amusing for those of us with opposable thumbs and two functioning synapses.

Otherwise:

1. This is ace's house, so what he says goes.
2. If #1 is too confusing, please leave.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 12:28 PM (0Z5GH)

791 You know what would be good right now?  A nap.

Posted by: Elmo at June 16, 2011 12:28 PM (caurI)

792 To paraphrase P.J. O'Rourke, allowing certain persons to use the "Comment Thingy" here is like giving the car keys to your drunk teenager.

Posted by: Dave at June 16, 2011 12:29 PM (Xm1aB)

793 I forget to take a damn sock off and everyone's on my tits.

Nah, I was just messin' around with your tits.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 16, 2011 12:29 PM (ExwIj)

794 Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 04:22 PM (RgXpA)

LMFAO

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 12:29 PM (0Z5GH)

795 I haven't read all the comments, but does anyone know why ace has these rules and/or is trying to enforce them?

Posted by: That Fucking Guy at June 16, 2011 12:30 PM (ExwIj)

796

@789.

You asked about Michelle Obama and wookies, worf, etc.

It's racist. Can't you see that?  Did you need ask?

Ace has repeatedly said he thinks its racist even if you don't think it is objectively racist.

It's not even like it's anything new.

Michelle Obama looks like a Worf hahahahah.  Great stuff. Great stuff.  What's the matter, did you run out of watermellon jokes?

It's. Not. Funny. How many times does this need to be said?

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 12:30 PM (wuv1c)

797 a post that says "Don't Comment on this Post or you will be banned" would speed the cretin identification process. -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 16, 2011 12:30 PM (h6mPj)

798 Where's my spoon?

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 04:26 PM (5d6vv)

They are grown-up children; use a bat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 12:31 PM (0Z5GH)

799

/facepalm

I don't know how you do it, ace.  Posting stupid things on Twitter freaks me out - thus, having to worry over other people's comments seems insurmountable.

Seriously, though - it's your blog and your rules.  Can't get any more simple than that at the end of the day.

 

Posted by: soulpile is... at June 16, 2011 12:31 PM (Mk/IQ)

800 I guess I should hit the tip jar since it's been awhile, even though I hate ace and everything he stands for.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 12:31 PM (k0TKJ)

801 Get off my lawn!

Posted by: Ace Kowalski at June 16, 2011 12:31 PM (so1xa)

802 Hey ace just thought you should know.  The Adjustment Bureau comes out on DVD Tuesday.

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2011 12:32 PM (oVQFe)

803

Ace,

Lurker for a long time,  rarely post a comment.  Thank you for creating a place where I can visit and feel at home.  You are like my second family.  Guess I need to get a life.  Anyway, I hit the tip jar.  Not much, but I do appreciate all you do.  Thanks again.

Posted by: frj, at June 16, 2011 12:32 PM (KAa3c)

804 Ace, at 785 posts, who are you talking to?

Sub-Tard

Hey dipshit, it looks like you've been here from jump, Captain First.

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 12:32 PM (ExwIj)

805 They are grown-up children; use a bat.



You might be surprised just how much pain I can inflict with just a spoon.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 12:34 PM (5d6vv)

806
Where's the beef?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2011 12:36 PM (QMtmy)

807

807 I haven't read all the comments, but does anyone know why ace has these rules and/or is trying to enforce them?

Basically, Ace is minimizing his exposure to grievance lawsuits from libtards. Translation - no Mochelle jokes (seems libtards spend money defending the fair maidens allegded beauty), no jokes about Alreds clients (she's a mean bitch with a law degree), and no threatening jokes or Ace will kill you. Got it.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 12:36 PM (mjgjn)

Posted by: Minor Threat at June 16, 2011 12:37 PM (alYWx)

809 just tell 'em to read #709-- "If you 'Weiner' him, does he not bleed?"

Posted by: tomc at June 16, 2011 12:39 PM (wAMWl)

810

Frito Pie.

Anyone else use a dollop of tomato soup in their recipe?

Oh...gonna hit Ace's tip jar...it won't be much, but considering his posts were a major reason the dems are playing another man short today, I gotta do it.

If we all hit it just a little, Ace can get himself a SWEET blow up doll...

Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 12:39 PM (l30lK)

811 You're doing it wrong. He makes me pancakes.

Not really into pancakes, esp. furry ones.

Posted by: Dave (I can't believe nobody did this yet) at June 16, 2011 12:39 PM (BUfoO)

812 I forgot I had a paypal account.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 12:42 PM (k0TKJ)

813 In my house it goes like this: I set the rules. If you don't like the rules I have set, feel free to leave. If you argue the rules I have set, leaving is no longer an option, but a requirement. Get belligerent about my rules, you leave through the window, head first, ass following. Sorry, those who can't deal with this don't have a leg to stand on. /returns to lurking...everyone else ignores the comments of a lurker.

Posted by: Lurker 24601 at June 16, 2011 12:42 PM (WXzSn)

814

Frito Pie.

Anyone else use a dollop of tomato soup in their recipe?


Around here it's just diced tomato, not tomato soup.

Posted by: booger at June 16, 2011 12:43 PM (9RFH1)

815

If we all hit it just a little, Ace can get himself a SWEET blow up doll...

The dolls are cheap. It's the patch kit that's expensive.

Do they make a Star Wars themed Fleshlight?

I think that would be a perfect gift for Dear Leader Ewok.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 12:43 PM (alYWx)

816

Re 825

Except other lurkers.

Posted by: frj, at June 16, 2011 12:44 PM (KAa3c)

817 By the way, this thread needs a speech from Col. Nathan R. Jessup, USMC

Posted by: Lurker 24601 at June 16, 2011 12:45 PM (WXzSn)

818

Not everyone who extends this respect to me *agrees* with my rational here.

Respectfully disagree with you Ace.  The respect that is extended is extended because of "manners" and "civility" or whatever you want to call it - the rational is irrelevant as far as us guests go.

Unfortuantely I don't come here enough to know all the "house rules" and because the rules are not always enforced it is easy for a "drive-by" like myself to mistakenly believe that there is an "anything goes" on the rules.  I've broached the rules a couple times myself and luckily for me you have some good friends here that kindly took me aside and explained the rule that had been broken.

One of the fun things coming here is the very fact that you can let your hair down and have a little free reign to vent or use a little colorful language and innuendo. 

That being said, even so, there are some things that are just wrong no matter the rules or not - such as racism.  Racism is a plank of the Party of Immorality and doesn't belong anywhere, anytime in conservative conversation.

You done good today as you always have.

Posted by: 57 states at June 16, 2011 12:46 PM (sMgrb)

819 OT Golf league tonight. Gotta get home and ice my beer and mark my balls. And you thought golf was boring.

Posted by: Dave at June 16, 2011 12:48 PM (Xm1aB)

820

Let the man strategize.

I had no idea there were 20 or 30 problem commenters. I miss so many of the day threads.

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 16, 2011 12:48 PM (tsC/8)

821 Only checked this blog once or twice.  After reading the language used by the host and others this will be my last time.

Posted by: george at June 16, 2011 12:48 PM (iUsCn)

822 Re 828

Hey, I'm a reformed lurker!

Been a serious lurker for 6 months, then finally came out of the woodwork last Friday, or so... I've always enjoyed this place (learned a lot!), and I don't feel any less free to offer opinions or snark today than I did before. Rules sound pretty damn reasonable to me.

Thanks for giving us a catbox to play in, Ace. If you occasionally flush the clumps, it keeps it nice and fresh smelling.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at June 16, 2011 12:49 PM (bDPuF)

823 Please george, don't leave, we need your keen insight and toughness or we won't make it. Have mercy on us.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 12:51 PM (k0TKJ)

824 #833 george This site ain't for delicate fucking flowers. Now, don't let the door hit ya........

Posted by: Dave at June 16, 2011 12:51 PM (Xm1aB)

825 833 Only checked this blog once or twice.  After reading the language used by the host and others this will be my last time.
    Homo

Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 12:53 PM (mjgjn)

826 Look, the rules aren't that difficult.

1) Don't be racist
2) Don't try to be funny when you're really just stupid (and racist)
3) When the owner tells you to sit down and shut up, sit down and shut up


Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 12:54 PM (5d6vv)

827 No George...PLEASE COME BACK!  We'll clean it up, we promise!

Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 12:54 PM (l30lK)

828 Good job Ace,

I won't take you up on the indemnity challenge, I will waive my fees to defend you

I'll come to court if your here in MD.  I'll bail you out if you show up one time in the Ewok suit.

Now you know why bouncers throw guys out thru the heavy sound-proof one-way door.

Posted by: Dave at June 16, 2011 12:54 PM (BUfoO)

829

833 george

Pop-Pop?

Posted by: George-Michael Bluth at June 16, 2011 12:55 PM (alYWx)

830 808 You asked about Michelle Obama and wookies, worf, etc.

It's racist. Can't you see that?  Did you need ask?

Ace has repeatedly said he thinks its racist even if you don't think it is objectively racist.



Yeah, I did need ask because it got Ace to reveal that that stuff was the source of even today's heartburn. That's interesting to know.

Plus, I just like to bait the ewok.



(Oh, and, btw, fuck off with your leftist tactic of accusing me of racism.)




Posted by: Drinky Crow at June 16, 2011 12:56 PM (mAm+G)

831

Hmm...Booger, will have to try the diced tomatoes.  My wife doesn't like the tomato soup, but it was my mother's recipe.

Anyone else got any meat/casserole concoctions? 

Wait, what were we talking about?

Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 12:57 PM (l30lK)

832

825 - well said.

(semi-lurker here.)

I agree, hit the tip jar y'all, if you haven't already.

Good man, Ace.  Hang in there.

Posted by: MDH3 at June 16, 2011 12:57 PM (kDWQ3)

833 A little advice for those wonder about the banning of comments about a certain person

Jokes about hip size do not mean the door should be flung wide open to cracks about simians

But then again, 35,000 people don't die on the roads every year because we all use common sense and awareness

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 12:57 PM (so1xa)

834 New Jersey barred moron here, volunteering for duty as well.

Posted by: Rick at June 16, 2011 12:57 PM (w/BWR)

835 Nice work, ace.  You pissed off george.

Asshole.

Posted by: Damn Dirty RINO at June 16, 2011 12:58 PM (hSwL0)

836 Plus, I just like to bait the ewok.

Well, knock it the fuck off.  This is not the day for this shit.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 12:58 PM (T0NGe)

837 Only checked this blog once or twice.  After reading the language used by the host and others this will be my last time.


Awww......what the fuck, george?

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 12:59 PM (5d6vv)

838 Glad we go this shit out of the way on Thursday so hopefully things will be alot brighter around here on Friday.

Posted by: Dave at June 16, 2011 01:00 PM (Xm1aB)

839

Ron's an Nette's-

I am just a lurker who comes in for the laughs mostly on the ONT.  What got me to look at the comments was the infamous Memorial day ONT of a few years back.  I learned that "ATM" wasn't just a cash dispensing machine IYKWIMAITYD.

I enjoy this place for the late night laughs and to hear my fiance's comments of "What is so funny?" at 1:00 AM.

I do not want to lose this bastion of silliness and original thought.  Please follow the rules.  TYVM

Posted by: tuntavernderelict at June 16, 2011 01:00 PM (itsfI)

840 848 Well, knock it the fuck off.  This is not the day for this shit.



So sorry, I didn't get the general fucking order of the day.

Posted by: Drinky Crow at June 16, 2011 01:01 PM (mAm+G)

841

Well, you know what they say - if you've lost George.......

you've lost George.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at June 16, 2011 01:01 PM (XDdB5)

842 Thanks for keeping the place going, Ace. Most of the 'roons are worth it.

Posted by: K~Bob at June 16, 2011 01:03 PM (KmaPQ)

843

I am just a lurker who comes in for the laughs mostly on the ONT.  What got me to look at the comments was the infamous Memorial day ONT of a few years back.  I learned that "ATM" wasn't just a cash dispensing machine

Posted by: tuntavernderelict at June 16, 2011 05:00 PM

No, it's also a menace that caused the Great Depression and Global Warming


Posted by: King Barry the JEF at June 16, 2011 01:03 PM (so1xa)

844

You learn new things everyday.

Posted by: tuntavernderelict at June 16, 2011 01:05 PM (itsfI)

845 So sorry, I didn't get the general fucking order of the day.

Posted by: Drinky Crow at June 16, 2011 05:01 PM (mAm+G)

Yeah, because the title of the post didn't give you a clue.  Go be an asshole some other time.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 01:05 PM (T0NGe)

846

Well, knock it the fuck off.  This is not the day for this shit.



So sorry, I didn't get the general fucking order of the day.

if you can't tell that worf jokes are racist and that today isn't a good day to bait ace , then you are fucking dense my friend.

Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 01:06 PM (wuv1c)

847 "I haven't read all the comments, but does anyone know why ace has these rules and/or is trying to enforce them?"

--- from what i gather is that ace doesnt want to get in legal troubles for his posts on the weiner story. what the other parties are trying to get at is that ace somehow 'manufactured' falsities based off silly commentary here. he also shares blog spots with other sites that 'broke' certain aspects of this whole mess, so its not just him its others who are worried bout it.  the guy is just trying to get away from it all now, but some commenters can be asses.

of course i could be 100% wrong.

Posted by: str8 outta at June 16, 2011 01:07 PM (uqDva)

848

People need to learn how to apologize.

A real apology goes like this.  "I'm sorry, Ace for disrespecting your site and your rules."

If there is a "but" after, "i'm sorry", then you aren't sorry.

And sometimes you don't even have to actually be sorry, just say it anyway, and move on. 

 

 

 

 

Posted by: GopherCon at June 16, 2011 01:08 PM (gvS7l)

849

8======D

looks like a congressman from NYC

i mean former congressman

  

Posted by: dmockercy at June 16, 2011 01:08 PM (Zycpi)

850

Yeah, because the title of the post didn't give you a clue.  Go be an asshole some other time.

Are you sure you are not Amish?

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 01:10 PM (alYWx)

851 What is a tunta vernde relict?

Posted by: 57 states at June 16, 2011 01:10 PM (sMgrb)

852

Are you sure you are not Amish?

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 05:10 PM (alYWx)

I'm just living in an Amish Paradise.

(True fact: I actually grew up in a township named "Paradise" in Lancaster County.)

Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 01:12 PM (T0NGe)

853

What is a tunta vernde relict?

Read Vincent Turtle

Posted by: Anagram Generator Says! at June 16, 2011 01:14 PM (alYWx)

854 what the other parties are trying to get at is that ace somehow 'manufactured' falsities based off silly commentary here.

That's kind of important to share, isn't it? Why wasn't that ever written as such?

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 01:20 PM (so1xa)

855 "That's kind of important to share, isn't it? Why wasn't that ever written as such?"

--- it kinda was....no?

Posted by: str8 outta at June 16, 2011 01:23 PM (uqDva)

856

Ace, #709: This is what is baffling to me. This leftist sense of entitlement to other's property. It is asserted to me again and again that MY toys are EVERYONE'S toys, and that I have no say whatsoever about these toys, or, at least, no greater say than s'moron, who has, by simply playing with my toys, apparently acquired and ownership stake in these toys.

This is a leftist conceit, and it just goes to prove, to me, that in their hearts, most people are not ideological nor principled, but in their hearts, simply grubby leftists who can offer up a thousand arguments why what you have made ought to be their property to dispense with as they please.

Ace, you not only have a gift for prose, but you're also incredibly clear in making a points, even when you're full of piss and vinegar. What baffles me is that a person can even pretend to not know what you really mean after you say it.

Anyway, I pasted this passage because I think you steered into a relevant digression. Leftists live by a two-part rule: You don't tell me what to do; I tell you what to do. The thing is that these people are among leftists, rightists, Democrats, Republicans, churchgoers, atheists, etc., etc. In short, I agree with you and it bugs me to think you're probably right on this.

Perhaps a post on this topic would be in order, sometime; maybe you can use a thread like this as your launch point.

 

Posted by: FireHorse at June 16, 2011 01:27 PM (peN5l)

857 833 Only checked this blog once or twice.  After reading the language used by the host and others this will be my last time.
Posted by: george at June 16, 2011 04:48 PM (iUsCn)

Oh, you have NO idea.

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at June 16, 2011 01:28 PM (VAkMn)

858

It's over.  The arrogant one, that knows better than thou.  How dare one question, his superior intellect?  His superior knowledge?  His New Yawk street smarts?  The thin skinned, caustic tongue elitist.  Forget what he's said before - the game has changed.  Like the Once, his promises/statements/assertions have a limited shelf life.  Mommy came home and everything changed.

A Weiner has resigned.  He's been found "wanting" on virtually every point/level.  So it makes since to let it go. For multiple reasons.  Doesn't mean you can't keep digging on your own, or collating the additional info, that's bound to be uncovered.

 

Posted by: just sayin' at June 16, 2011 01:34 PM (ucq49)

859

Only checked this blog once or twice.  After reading the language used by the host and others this will be my last time.
Posted by: george at June 16, 2011 04:48 PM (iUsCn)

I'm sorry you feel that way George. Say, George. Have you ever heard of a lemon party?

Would you like to see what one is?

Posted by: MFM at June 16, 2011 01:34 PM (a40rj)

860

Racism, you fucking moron.

I always thought the klingon thing was about the perma-scowl.  I guess I'm naive.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2011 01:36 PM (3k6GF)

861

I always thought the klingon thing was about the perma-scowl.

I thought it was a reference to that gold thing she wore for the Inuaguration.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 16, 2011 01:41 PM (peN5l)

862 --- it kinda was....no?
Posted by: str8 outta at June 16, 2011 05:23 PM

Kinda hinted at, but in the vein of "could, might, possibly"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 01:44 PM (so1xa)

863 Dear Ace, Cheers! Please go have a steak and a nice glass of red on me. Great job start to finish on Weinergate.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at June 16, 2011 01:49 PM (ZdjT8)

864 YRM

Nah, it's that we lurkers only come out of the woodwork when we see our favorite (or top 3) site get threatened by others' stupidity. 
This crap hitting the fan is freakin' annoying, esp. as it happened while I was at work and couldn't jump in sooner, or I would have said something.  You know what always cools my jets after a crappy day/week/month at work?  A paycheck. 
Hit the tip-jar, morons.

Posted by: HighplainsJackal at June 16, 2011 01:54 PM (JSX9s)

865 858 if you can't tell that worf jokes are racist and that today isn't a good day to bait ace , then you are fucking dense my friend.


Worf is a beloved (if ugly) sci-fi character portrayed by a black man. I'm not sure how referring to the FLOTUS as Worf is racist.

And, what, is Ace going to ground me?


Oh, and, fuck you, that's my name.

Posted by: Drinky Crow at June 16, 2011 01:55 PM (mAm+G)

866 Everyone can be a sanctimonious douchebag when its not their ass hanging in the wind waiting to get shot off.

Posted by: RAB at June 16, 2011 02:06 PM (bMpEG)

867

What is a tunta vernde relict?

Read Vincent Turtle

Oh good, cause I thot it might be Tun Tavern Derelict.

Posted by: 57 states at June 16, 2011 02:07 PM (sMgrb)

868

S'moron,

Lemme guess. Your mom was one of those ones who always bought you whatever you wanted on the candy rack next to the grocery checkout counter just to shut you up, am I right?

Posted by: $5 says she still does at June 16, 2011 02:21 PM (MI7Jw)

869

George,

Lemme guess. Your mom was one of those ones who always forgot & left the baby thermometer stuck up your rear end when you were sick, am I right?

Posted by: $5 says she still does at June 16, 2011 02:22 PM (MI7Jw)

870 I have slanderous stuff to say about jews and lesbians negritos.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at June 16, 2011 02:22 PM (epBek)

871 Every blog I've ever posted on has people who are constantly surprised to learn there are lines they can't cross. Here's a helpful reminder: when you are in somebody else' house, and they set up a few simple rules, if you think those rules suck, instead of deliberately breaking them to 'make a point' about your supposed right to free speech, why don't just leave?

Posted by: manofaiki at June 16, 2011 02:57 PM (1TZgg)

872 Hey, whiners, you have no "right" to comment here.  You have no right to destroy Ace's private property.  Go away if you don't like the blog.  And stop acting like you're the victims.  You aren't following the rules of the owner. So get off his property.

Posted by: SAM at June 16, 2011 03:02 PM (iH6+o)

873 872

Racism, you fucking moron.

I always thought the klingon thing was about the perma-scowl.  I guess I'm naive.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2011 05:36 PM (3k6GF)

It didn't start out as racist. For a while, it was fun joke in the same nature as mocking her giant gold outfit. But the racist assholes abused it for their own purposes, and now it is off limits. Sort of like the confederate flag. Not inherently racist, but widely interpreted as such.

Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 03:19 PM (2p0e3)

874 753 Biblio Very well put. I know you speak for me and possibly many other mostly lurking fans. This site is one of the very few that I return to several times a day. I usually just comment in the Steak and a Blow Job Day threads. My husband is very grateful.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at June 16, 2011 03:25 PM (IB258)

875 Cut Ace some slack for chrissakes. Comparing him to Charles Johnson is 10 steps over the line.

Posted by: Boxy Brown at June 16, 2011 03:42 PM (Y4Fu0)

876 Why is Ace worried about what third parties say in the comments? They could be Kos plants from all he knows...  and if they weren't you cannot control what other people say (nor should you). 


Posted by: jason at June 16, 2011 03:47 PM (ukl9X)

877 I didn't see any of the comments but what exactly is the "risk" with the Weiner story?  Every blog in America has the Weiner story. The guy has admitted he sent the pictures. He admitted lying. What risk???

Posted by: jason at June 16, 2011 03:55 PM (ukl9X)

878 Ace - I'll volunteer to babysit some threads. You got problems? I'LL FUCK THE SKULLS OF TROLLS.

Posted by: HondaV65 at June 16, 2011 03:58 PM (LxoWK)

879 If Ace is so worried about what other people think or say he should just have a disclaimer, which is used by many organizations, that the opinions expressed here are those of the posters and not his own. 

If you could sue someone for what others write there would be no more blogs. People of opposing political views would infiltrate every blog and post offensive comments.

Posted by: jason at June 16, 2011 04:05 PM (ukl9X)

880 The things said about Sarah Palin on moonbat blogs are far worse than anything I ever read about Michelle Obama on conservative blogs.

Does someone really think Michelle Obama is going to sue ace because there are posts in bad taste about her, which in fact could have been posted by moonbats themselves to stir up trouble?

If that was the case, Sarah Palin would be a billionaire by now.

Posted by: jason at June 16, 2011 04:13 PM (ukl9X)

881
"yes, this is because I am scared to death and have been for three weeks" - ace

I don't know y'all because I rarely read this site and comment even less frequently...but anybody who felt the need to keep complaining/explaining/defending their "right" to comment after the above quote...is a fucking jerk IMO.

Thank you for your time.

Posted by: WaltzingMtilda at June 16, 2011 06:26 PM (60nMH)

882

Thanks Ace. You brought down a creepy slimy slug when so many others wanted to move on, move away from the creepiness of it all. I wouldn't have cared what party he belonged to, he needed to be exposed for what he was. That so many folks & I don't care what party they are in(although we know which side it came from) wanted to overlook this is disgusting, disheartening, and creepy all in itself.

I'm normally a twitter denizen, and usually want to keep my tweets light, after all I'm a cocker spaniel with a horse's name! But that's not always easy to do with serious topics.You not only kept on this sordid trail to get through to the truth, you managed to prod people who didn't want to expose this slug, inform people who didn't want to even think about how perverted this whole episode was, and time after time exposed the left side's attempts to make it look much more innocent than it was. And you managed to do it not only here with your unique style, you did it over on twitter too. The jokes at first were probably easy to make. But your "jokes" had wisdom, real knowledge and facts and kept your followers informed and interested in what you were finding, and kept your fellow bloggers thinking and investigating too!

 I wouldn't be the only one that doesn't really want to think that people like him exist. You kept it funny enough and serious enough to keep folks interested in where you were leading, and all in 140 over on twitter. And you stayed with it for over three weeks. What you did has to be very hard to do, even for an experienced writer/blogger like yourself. All of you guys rock, but what you in particular did is so amazing. This guy had so many layers of cover it's disgusting, and you kept peeling them back, until at least in the political world he's gone.

(You don't have to post this since it was supposed to be a weiner free weiner post/comments.)

  I just wanted to thank you, and let you know I'm so glad that there are men like you who understand what is right, and can, and will, and do the work to bring stuff like this from out of the shadows into the light. I hate to think what kinds of nasty trolls are after you. I'm keeping you in my prayers that you are safe, and happy too.

You did good.

Posted by: flicka47 at June 16, 2011 06:53 PM (zuQSJ)

883 391: That's sort of a thread-ender for me. (Of course, it didn't end the thread, or even come close, as we are approaching 900 comments as I type this.) Think about it. Ace allows unregistered readers to comment. The comments are largely unmoderated (except in rather extreme cases). And it cost him advertisers to do this, which means it literally cost him money out of his pocket. It's his website. It's his rules. Period. Now, I think it's pretty unlikely Ace could be *successfully* sued for some idiotic "whore" jokes about a porn star made by anonymous commenters, but at the same time Gloria Allred is a rather unscrupulous attorney, so who knows? And even if Ace eventually won a lawsuit, there would still be a bunch of legal costs involved. And you know the leftists in the media would do everything in their power to smear Ace and make his private life very public.

Posted by: RJ at June 16, 2011 06:55 PM (QjrRF)

884 754: Ace, it wasn't that long ago that you had no problem with Michelle Obama jokes that ridiculed her appearance: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/281469.php I'm just sayin'. It's fine that you've had a change of heart, but at least state that you've changed your mind on this issue rather than denouncing everyone who has ever typed a Klingon joke as a "racist."

Posted by: RJ at June 16, 2011 07:16 PM (QjrRF)

885 So a normal human being does something human and is condemned a pervert since he's a Congressman and should be flying around the world fighting Galactus and the Red Skull instead? And then we have professional sluts like Lady Gaga being celebrated as innovative and self-empowering. Am I getting this right? Is this really the world I'm living in right now?

Posted by: Ilpalazzo at June 16, 2011 07:32 PM (R4fEL)

886 Am I getting this right?

No.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 17, 2011 03:41 AM (GTbGH)

887 901 So a normal human being does something human and is condemned a pervert since he's a Congressman and should be flying around the world fighting Galactus and the Red Skull instead? And then we have professional sluts like Lady Gaga being celebrated as innovative and self-empowering. Am I getting this right? Is this really the world I'm living in right now?

Posted by: Ilpalazzo at June 16, 2011 11:32 PM (R4fEL)

After all the uncovered character flaws and corruption that came out about this crapweasel, it couldnÂ’t happen to a nicer guy.

WeinerÂ’s wife by the way, is pregnant, and she has decided to do that Tammy Wynette thing and Stand by Her Man. IÂ’m touched, and I wonder how long itÂ’s gonna be before she finally has the dignity to kick his ass to the curb.  This isnÂ’t just a dumb mistake, itÂ’s blatant extra-marital sexual propositions. He exchanged lurid texts and photos online, in spite of his public position and marriage.

What a douchebag. What a pig. What an asshole. The concept of fidelity and class are totally void from his character.

Posted by: SFC MAC at June 17, 2011 09:52 AM (WB46i)

888

Ginger Lee is lawyering up and looking to start suing...

Let me get this straight. A PORN star who makes a living baring (and doing) a lot more than what Weiner did is looking to sue.  For what? To get her "reputation" back?

The world has gone fucking crazy.

Posted by: SFC MAC at June 17, 2011 01:54 PM (WB46i)

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