June 16, 2011
— Ace No further Weiner stories will be posted here, same as no Michelle Obama stories will be posted here. Because I cannot trust commenters with them.
The Weiner story is entirely off-limits now. If you don't like it, start your own blog.
I have undertaken some risks in carrying this story forward. I have evaluated those risks and decided, in many circumstances, the need to develop the story outweighed those risks.
When I inform you that I am not willing to also undertake the risks you so thoughtfully volunteer me for, and you ignore me, that means the entire topic must now be embargoed.
I am sick of having to babysit threads. I lay down a simple advisory -- and note that Ginger Lee is lawyering up and looking to start suing -- and people say to me, "Fuck you. Deal with it."
Well no. Fuck you. You deal with it.
Posted by: Ace at
08:42 AM
| Comments (888)
Post contains 162 words, total size 1 kb.
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 08:44 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Charles at June 16, 2011 08:45 AM (j84s0)
Posted by: Laura Castellano at June 16, 2011 08:45 AM (fuw6p)
Posted by: perpetually late-to-the-party commenter; wanting more sweet sweet Alan Colmes buttburt at June 16, 2011 08:45 AM (whMsz)
Posted by: joncelli at June 16, 2011 08:46 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 16, 2011 08:46 AM (sG+Bw)
Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 08:47 AM (UzBwz)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 16, 2011 08:48 AM (1yViP)
Posted by: !!!!!!!!! at June 16, 2011 08:49 AM (k1rwm)
ace said not to talk about the girls that got sexted. Some people did. ace got mad.
I didn't see anything worse than, or even in the same neighborhood as, what usually goes on here. But it's his house, so he can do what he wants.
Posted by: Bomber at June 16, 2011 08:49 AM (qzoN5)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 08:49 AM (nj1bB)
Wow. The dick-tater has spoken.
Say it with me now:
L
.
.
G
.
.
F
Actually, a new blog sounds like a pretty good idea. Suggestions morons?
Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 08:49 AM (2ITL4)
Damn straight! Haha, hate when that happens.
Posted by: booger at June 16, 2011 08:50 AM (9RFH1)
Posted by: in before the cock blocked troll at June 16, 2011 08:50 AM (3tRAa)
Posted by: mrmmosh at June 16, 2011 08:50 AM (K332w)
But it wasn't about _E N_R. It was about what we have been forced to discuss with our kids at the dinner table as a result of this series of falsehoods, diversions, denials and skull-duggery. Now, look what it has done to The Blog!!!!!!
Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 08:50 AM (dh5Eu)
Posted by: Talibill at June 16, 2011 08:51 AM (WEWGu)
Posted by: The Schwalbe: © at June 16, 2011 08:51 AM (UU0OF)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 08:51 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: rightwingva at June 16, 2011 08:52 AM (pDXql)
Posted by: beerologist at June 16, 2011 08:52 AM (w1GaM)
Posted by: rightwingva at June 16, 2011 08:53 AM (pDXql)
Posted by: mrmmosh at June 16, 2011 08:53 AM (K332w)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 08:53 AM (k0TKJ)
Posted by: Talibill at June 16, 2011 08:53 AM (WEWGu)
Banned!
Each and every one of you!
(Calendar? Cookbook? Hit my tip jar!)
Dear god man, can we stop with the asshole Charles Johnson comparisons.
Johnson is a prick who banned everyone who disagreed with him, he went as far as to post their personal information.
Ace probably doesn't agree with half the people here but he doesn't kick you out, he doesn't post your e-mail address or IP addresses.
There are a few things he asks you not to do and a small cadre immediately decides that's exactly what they'll do in spite of Ace's polite request.
How unreasonble can you be?
He doesn't want to get sued, so fucking oblige him
Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 08:53 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 08:54 AM (dh5Eu)
Posted by: Unmatched Sock Puppet at June 16, 2011 08:54 AM (OuEn6)
Maybe less snark and more appreciation for a job well done.
And because of all of the banning, I got banned too, presumably by mistake. At least I don't remember doing anything more offensive than usual. So now I have to dick around with my router if I want to comment, while I wait, possibly forever, until ace notices my e-mails, begging to be reinstated.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 08:55 AM (0Z5GH)
Posted by: Talibill at June 16, 2011 12:53 PM (WEWGu)
What kind? A longbow?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 08:57 AM (0Z5GH)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:49 PM (nj1bB)
Good call, coach. Fucking idiots never see the forest for the trees (or the pube bush).
Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 08:57 AM (PET8M)
Posted by: Agent P at June 16, 2011 08:57 AM (fPmeR)
You used to be funny. Now ... this. A lot of this. Frequently.
The irony, I think, is that you've caught some of the Weiner-disease and gotten a little too big for your britches.
Read through your posts this week. Ask if you really want to talk to your readers the way you have been lately. Ask what you would think about somebody else acting the way you've been.
I suspect you'd write a long - and funny - post pointing out what an utter douchebag that guy is.
And you'd be right.
Posted by: JK at June 16, 2011 08:58 AM (QP02P)
OK, I could understand this with the teenager who wasn't seeking any publicity. You're applying the same rule to a porn star who has held a press conference with a well known publicity chasing ambulance chaser named Gloria Allred.
You keep mentioning all the big legal problems we're causing you, how about actually letting us know what they are and how they're causing problems. The cryptic hints aren't doing it.
Don't put a bunch of kegs out with ice and tell everyone not to get drunk
People are starting to wonder if you're growing a ponytail
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 08:58 AM (so1xa)
You really are an asshole. And I write that without any humor implied.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 08:59 AM (0Z5GH)
Dear god man, can we stop with the asshole Charles Johnson comparisons.
Johnson is a prick who banned everyone who disagreed with him, he went as far as to post their personal information.
Ace probably doesn't agree with half the people here but he doesn't kick you out, he doesn't post your e-mail address or IP addresses.
There are a few things he asks you not to do and a small cadre immediately decides that's exactly what they'll do in spite of Ace's polite request.
How unreasonble can you be?
He doesn't want to get sued, so fucking oblige him
Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 12:53 PM (wuv1c)
Well put, Ben. Thanks for that.
Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 08:59 AM (PET8M)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 08:59 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: taylork at June 16, 2011 09:00 AM (5wsU9)
Posted by: devilish at June 16, 2011 09:00 AM (3eTJD)
s-moron at redstate you can post your own entries but there's certain rules there as well. there's free-republic but they only want you to post stories, vanity posts get them riled up. Weasel zipper is good as well. then there's diary of deadulus which blogs on charles johnson.
not 100% behind your war decleration but there's that if you want other blogs.
Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:00 AM (UzBwz)
Don't put a bunch of kegs out with ice and tell everyone not to get drunk
People are starting to wonder if you're growing a ponytail
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 12:58 PM (so1xa)
It's called responsible, preventative maintenance, you idiot.
Posted by: I'm Dolemite, bitch at June 16, 2011 09:01 AM (PET8M)
Posted by: Rocks at June 16, 2011 09:01 AM (Q1lie)
Totally agree, everyone should respect Ace's wishes. But there have been a lot of threads about Weiner..this shit is gonna happen..good to just move on..uh so to speak
Posted by: beerologist at June 16, 2011 09:01 AM (w1GaM)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 12:58 PM (so1xa)
Wow.
Try this: take ace's advice and start your own blog. Then you won't have to deal with him at all! Won't that be great? You and your two friends can create lots of socks and write exactly what you want to read. And the best part is that you will no longer be shitting on ace's carpet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 09:02 AM (0Z5GH)
Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:02 AM (UzBwz)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:02 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 16, 2011 09:03 AM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 09:04 AM (k0TKJ)
Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:04 AM (UzBwz)
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at June 16, 2011 09:04 AM (qndXR)
37 s'moron,
I'll make that official for you, if you like.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:51 PM (nj1bb )
You "made it official" more than a week, ace. For no fucking reason (except that I was busting your balls a bit. (And I mean just a bit)
I didn't mention anyone's name, stopped on MO (which is where the banning happened, BTW), and didn't sock anyone.
I've been around here for 6 years under different names. I think I've got the right to say when it looks like you're going down the megalomania slide. Getting booted for no fucking reason whatever, and then not getting access after a personal email to you, that's more than a bit like LGF.
Obviously, with proxies, etc., I can do what I want, but it's really disappointing to see this happen to you.
Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 09:04 AM (2ITL4)
if that's what you want.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:02 PM (nj1bB)
Nicely put!
My girlfriend has always wanted to blow an Ewok, so if you're ever in Chicago, let me know and I'll hook you up.
Posted by: I'm Dolemite, bitch at June 16, 2011 09:04 AM (PET8M)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:04 AM (nj1bB)
My suspicion, and I could be way off here - Ace is / was trying / hoping to get in front of the 'Threats' story he alluded to in the main body of the post.
That would allow me to infer an avenue of discourse between himself and the 'threatened'...
Which we just took a shit on.
Some of us did it with purpose...
others were just acting reflexively to loaded statements.
Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 09:04 AM (DPA/V)
Ace,
Your original post said it was a media story. Do you think that this was a consideration in their embargo of the topic?
(Can you think of another story where the media had a total disregard for private citizens' privacy? If so, what happened as a result?)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 16, 2011 09:05 AM (peN5l)
Posted by: JAFKIAC at June 16, 2011 09:05 AM (D0JB2)
I'm just wondering if I can get some pudding delivered to my house in time for the 2pm Weiner Presser.
Weiner Presser. Heh.
Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 09:05 AM (WUmWf)
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at June 16, 2011 01:04 PM (qndXR)
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Posted by: Darmok at June 16, 2011 09:06 AM (PET8M)
>>> Just wondering, when has a blogger been successfully sued for comments by other people unaffiliated with said blog?
I think the question is still sorta in the air. I did a quick search and couldn't find it, but I seem to remember someone getting successfully sued for some comments on a website, or somehow held liable for them.
But remember that even if someone like Gloria Allred couldn't "successfully" sue Ace, it would still be a loss for Ace. He would have to pay all the laywer fees to defend himself from her.
Ace was one of the driving forces online for making this a story... do you guys think that Allred and whatever other lawyers looking for a lawsuit would not have read this site over?
Can we be adults for a little bit here?
Posted by: dan-O at June 16, 2011 09:06 AM (bRLuD)
It's pretty clear ace is not liable for the comments of other.
Like that would stop Super Glo. You win eventually, but waste lots of time and money in court getting there.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2011 09:06 AM (3k6GF)
Ace is not providing you with internet access. He is not an ISP. He is a publisher, and this blog (along with the semi-moderated comments) is what he publishes. He is probably not protected by that provision. Even craigslist had to finally crack down on the hookers, and they had way more money for lawyers than ace.
Posted by: Rod Rescueman at June 16, 2011 09:07 AM (HwE/1)
Look, it's your place and you can do what you want, I'll still read and comment.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 09:08 AM (k0TKJ)
If Weiner resigns then it is an easy "Case Closed," and time to move on to other stuff.
There has never been a point being vulgar about Weiner and the others involved. The point would have been to develop strategies to oust him, and expose truth, and "Spread the Word" so to speak.
If it is getting out of hand.....Fine....Let's move on!
Posted by: Jimi at June 16, 2011 09:08 AM (JMsOK)
I'm pretty laissez-faire about comments and such, but as I'm reading these comments, I'm getting pissed off on Ace's behalf. That sucks.
Posted by: Agent P at June 16, 2011 09:09 AM (fPmeR)
I AM NOT ACUSSING ACE OR HIS CO-BLOGGERS OF ANYTHING
i'm just pointing out that everything a shitting war starts w/ a blogger or the bloggers, a bunch of extremly rare to see or 1st commenters come out and start defending them. am I reading too much into this? I don't mean to sound accusatory but as someone who tends to defend the bloggers myself in instances like this but also comments pretty often, I've noticed that pattern. am I paranoid?
Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:09 AM (UzBwz)
Posted by: JAFKIAC at June 16, 2011 09:09 AM (D0JB2)
Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 09:10 AM (WUmWf)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 16, 2011 09:10 AM (h6mPj)
Posted by: Laura Castellano at June 16, 2011 09:11 AM (fuw6p)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:11 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Brett Baier at June 16, 2011 09:11 AM (PET8M)
And for whatever record there is, you are more than entitled to restrict content, disappear threads, set limits on comments, etc. It's the anony-bannings that really grate, along with teh damn superiority complex.
For instance:
Last time I checked you did not advance this story in the least, that is to say, you are invisible.
I'm not invisible.
Bully for fucking you.
Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 09:11 AM (2ITL4)
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at June 16, 2011 09:12 AM (qndXR)
>>> Just wondering, when has a blogger been successfully sued for comments by other people unaffiliated with said blog?
clearly you've never dealt with lawyers.
It costs a fortune to be sued even if the other guy doesn't win.
Why F would Ace want to even risk that, more importantly why would you want to risk that on Ace's behalf?
If Ace is busy getting sued, what the hell do you think is going to happen to this site?
He's asked nicely. Don't talk about underaged girls. Don't make sweeping accusations you can't back up about the girls involved in this case.
Do you believe so strongly in making whore jokes in this instance that you're willing to screw the proprietor of this blog over?
i simply don't get it. The jokes on the thread i saw weren't even funny. If you're gonna die on a hill at least make sure it's a hill worth dying on.
This isn't anarchy here, there are some rules and some decorum. It's clearly freer and more open than any other comment section of any other major website on the internet. It depends of a certain degree of self regulation. Let's not f*ck it up.
Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 09:12 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 01:04 PM (2ITL4)
Well, in those six years you obviously haven't learned a fucking thing.
Don't you get it? You have no rights here. This is private property. You are a guest on this property, but that confers exactly nothing other than the privilege that ace has graciously granted to comment on his blog. And he can take that away whenever he feels like it.
Stop acting like a petulant little brat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 09:12 AM (0Z5GH)
Posted by: CLP at June 16, 2011 09:12 AM (8mslB)
As long as you're here, under my shingle, you'll respect the limited rules I lay down.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:11 PM (nj1bB)
Holy shit, forget my girlfriend...
I'll blow ya too.
But I'm not gay, at all.
Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 09:12 AM (PET8M)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 16, 2011 09:13 AM (h6mPj)
Is Ace really gonna take the day off when all of his hard work comes to fruition at 2pm?
He should be "prepping" for the pudding dip. Maybe even dig up the Whipped Cream Victory photo.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2011 09:13 AM (3k6GF)
http://is.gd/ebW6Dc
Posted by: devilish at June 16, 2011 09:13 AM (3eTJD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 01:12 PM (0Z5GH)
EXACTLY! My 5 year old follows rules and isn't as pissy about it as you seem to be s'moron.
Posted by: Agent P at June 16, 2011 09:14 AM (fPmeR)
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 09:15 AM (TwXda)
The anti-lawyers thank you for your contribution.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 09:15 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:15 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:16 AM (nj1bB)
Fuck you, you jerk. You wanna take this outside?
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 09:16 AM (TwXda)
A little perspective...I used to have my own little blog (and was accepted as an official "moron" correspondent. No where NEAR the traffic as this very prominent blog...perhaps 1/100th.
I had a post in which I implored my handful of readers and anyone else who tripped upon it from google to NOT comment on or reveal certain information...and one comment got by the goalie so to speak.
No big deal, right?
Until I was contacted by an attorney representing one of the parties.
Now liable or not for that slip up, it was a scary thing. I would suspect that whatever income Ace derives from this blog, it's not enough to deal with lawyers.
I don't know what happened, but sheesh people, why wouldn't you respect Ace's wishes here? Though perhaps he wouldn't be legally liable for anything the morons post in an attempt to be funny, why even open that door?
Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 09:17 AM (l30lK)
Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 09:17 AM (WUmWf)
As I frequently note of late, the door swings outwards, too.
You guys have a lot of comment-area balls. Last time I checked you did not advance this story in the least, that is to say, you are invisible.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:02 PM
First of all, I've steered clear of the drama threads and respected your rules. I still do. So your 2nd comment is paintbrushing.
As for the "go start your own blog" dismissal, it's your blog but don't expect Obama type praise from everyone. Have Michael Bay, George Lucas, or JJ Abrams told you to "go start your own movie production company" when you criticized their movies here?
Everyone understands that you have rules. It's the constant moving of the rules that frustrates everyone, and they're not as consistent as you claim they are.
You keep moving the strike zone, that's one problem
I wouldn't bother with a response if I didn't like you and your blog, I'm letting you know what a lot of your fans are saying in venues you don't control.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 09:18 AM (so1xa)
so no one can answer my question about my paranoia?
Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:18 AM (UzBwz)
@89: "But remember that even if someone like Gloria Allred couldn't "successfully" sue Ace, it would still be a loss for Ace. He would have to pay all the laywer fees to defend himself from her."
Perhaps, but given that the issue is free speech, Allred and her client would most likely be charging right into an Anti-SLAPP motion, and end up owing Ace, or any other blogger she chose to target, their attorney's fees.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 09:20 AM (xy9wk)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 01:18 PM (so1xa)
I'm a sucker for drama and criticism, what venues are these? and no HotAir don't count
Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:20 AM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 09:20 AM (wuv1c)
It's not me; it's you.
hahaha, you have no idea just how badly i want to use that line somewhere.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2011 09:20 AM (3k6GF)
I can't imagine anyone being cavalier about the threat of a lawsuit. It doesn't matter if you're right or wrong. The process is the punishment. What are you, morons?? Oh, wait....
Posted by: vivi at June 16, 2011 09:20 AM (hjkqq)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 09:21 AM (mjgjn)
#135...
Why even deal with the headache? Are you an attorney who will work on contingency for Ace?
Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 09:21 AM (l30lK)
Yeah, you can't make any Bill O'Reilly loufa jokes over a Michelle Malkin's site without it getting instantly scrubbed.. And I swear last time I checked All the threads devolved into gun talk.
Posted by: taylork at June 16, 2011 09:21 AM (5wsU9)
You know what?
Some of you are just pure buttholes.
Ace has done some fantastic work on this story ... one that is going to get one of the biggest left-wing loudmouth cretins in Congress kicked right the hell out of office.
And instead of congratulating and encouraging ace ...there's a significant percentage of you that'd rather pile on and take cheapshots at him when he asserts a little bit of editorial control OVER HIS OWN GODDAMNED BLOG.
Well, fuck you. You aren't on my fucking team, you cocksuckers.
How about learning some basic courtesy ... and, oh I don't know ... self control?
Or alternatively, fuck right off.
Posted by: Warden at June 16, 2011 09:22 AM (KulgD)
Posted by: Max Power at June 16, 2011 09:23 AM (q177U)
Thanks MC. I just wish I could have videoized it.
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 09:23 AM (TwXda)
Posted by: pajama momma at June 16, 2011 09:24 AM (1lqnR)
Posted by: moviegique at June 16, 2011 09:24 AM (kNN2d)
@145,
Amen, let's not fuck up the last good place to congregate on the internets.
NGo spend a week commenting at Patterico, Hot Air or Gatewaypundit and tell me how awesome it is.
Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 09:25 AM (wuv1c)
The reason those rules seem to be elastic is that there are very few of them, I imagine purposely, and ace seems to avoid rules whenever possible, and tailors those few rules to the specific situation.
These problems are largely of ace's creation, because he respects his readers and gives them tremendous leeway. But that is all the more reason to respect the few rules that he does set.
There are about 10,000 topics about which we can flex our intellects. He restricts a few of them. And that is a catastrophe?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 09:25 AM (0Z5GH)
You keep moving the strike zone, that's one problem
I wouldn't bother with a response if I didn't like you and your blog, I'm letting you know what a lot of your fans are saying in venues you don't control
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 01:18 PM (so1xa)
Wow shut the fuck up. You are such a fucking Internet Tough Guy.
The issue isn't Ace changing the fucking rules... they are about as clear as they can be without him having to spell them out.
The issue is all the Internet Tough Guys on the blog who think it is their responsibility to walk as close up to the ban line as possible because it show how Tough they are.
Seriously... fuck off and go back to the "venues that ace doesn't control".
Posted by: dan-O at June 16, 2011 09:25 AM (bRLuD)
Posted by: John Galt at June 16, 2011 09:25 AM (9NQ6I)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:26 AM (nj1bB)
/ideasguy
Posted by: Brian L. at June 16, 2011 09:26 AM (kPeSM)
For the record, I left WeinerGate alone because you, Ace, were already on it. I knew you'd uncover things that were hidden on purpose by the MFM. I like how you didn't let up and relentlessly pursued all the loose ends to their conclusion.
I will continue my silence on this other than to say job well done, Ace.
You deserve a break, and also not to get sued.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 16, 2011 09:27 AM (d0Tfm)
I fucked up, won't happen again.
Having said that, you seem more than a little tight man. When weiner resigns, muchly having to do with your amazing relentless coverage, grab his skull by the eye sockets, do your victory lap around the arena, then do what you said you were going to do. TAKE SOME TIME OFF.
You earned it, let the cobloggers write some useless shit about kittehs for a while, get your battery recharged.
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 16, 2011 09:27 AM (6IReR)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 01:18 PM (so1xa)
I hope that you have some inkling of how stupendously pompous and self-congratulatory this sounds.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 09:28 AM (0Z5GH)
Sorry this shit is turning into a drag. Don't let it get ya down.
Lots of dragons out there to slay and we need our best Lvl 6 paladin on the team.
I'm sick as Andy Dufresne of weiner anyway.
Bout time we all got to work and got Nancy Pelosi fired.
Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 09:28 AM (2dbd9)
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 16, 2011 01:27 PM (6IReR)
I like kittehs...
Posted by: Marmaduke at June 16, 2011 09:29 AM (PET8M)
YRM, yes you are paranoid. I've been reading this blog since 2005 and don't like getting involved in long comment threads anywhere any more. But when people act like jerks to a friend of mine, yes, I'll take my opportunity to speak up.
Posted by: Anwyn at June 16, 2011 09:29 AM (HRSih)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:29 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Carol Brady at June 16, 2011 09:29 AM (hjkqq)
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 16, 2011 09:30 AM (6IReR)
Posted by: observer at June 16, 2011 09:30 AM (XD6hi)
Ace's blog, ace's rules.
Ace, what's your take on the effectiveness of the ak-47 machinegun as a home defense weapon?
/jk
Posted by: Bosk at June 16, 2011 09:30 AM (n2K+4)
Who has the YRM watch this afternoon?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 09:30 AM (0Z5GH)
@143: "Why even deal with the headache? Are you an attorney who will work on contingency for Ace?"
A lot of attorneys will take Anti-SLAPP stuff on what amounts to contingency - the statutes themselves provide for a mandatory award of fees, and SLAPP motions tend to be very tough to defeat. It isn't surefire, but they are very, very nasty.
And yeah, if Allred sued Ace in California, I'd be happy to help out if he asked.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 09:30 AM (xy9wk)
I'm a sucker for drama and criticism, what venues are these? and no HotAir don't count
Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 01:20 PMOne of the FB groups. These are long time commenters here, not shit and run types
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 09:30 AM (so1xa)
How many other blogs lets us get away with the crap we do here everyday?
I'll say this: I came to ace from another forum that had smart, funny, passionate people, we were all buddies, but the moderator said no cussing. When Obama was immaculated I couldn't stand it anymore and came to ace. (Since then my level of discourse has degenerated considerably, thank you all very much.)
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 09:30 AM (M+5NF)
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 01:16 PM (TwXda)
Long bows at dawn.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 09:30 AM (0Z5GH)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:31 AM (nj1bB)
Well, I'm sure he'lll be thrilled that everybody on both sides of the "his place, his rules" debate love him. Personally I always thought LGF was a rathole and didn't get the appeal. The posts always screamed "unverified made up bullshit". I really don't see the comparison.
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 09:31 AM (TwXda)
Posted by: Ah-Nold the He Man at June 16, 2011 09:31 AM (9d04h)
What kind? A longbow?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Must be a crossbow. Think of the damage it does.
Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 09:31 AM (fPOY0)
risk of suit from the unscruplous ambulance chaser Gloria Alred.
For all of you that need a refresher course on how negative awesome Super Glo is, she will be on Larry Elder's show at 11:35pdt on KABC 790 am. They web stream.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2011 09:32 AM (3k6GF)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:29 PM (nj1bB)
I hope that's sarcasm to say "dude you're paranoid" not "dude your being a dick" sarcasm, I have defend you and co-bloggers before, I was just asking for confirmation that I was paranoid about a trend I may have thought of in all the craziness. I've come to think maybe some lurkers only get involved when drama breaks out.
But when people act like jerks to a friend of mine, yes, I'll take my opportunity to speak up.
you know ace personally?
Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:32 AM (UzBwz)
@150: "Not all states have Anti-SLAPP laws which is why Palin was unable to defend herself financially in Alaska when lawsuit after lawsuit was filed against her."
Good luck to Ms. Alred filing in AK. The places she'd want to file pretty much all do.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 09:32 AM (xy9wk)
I like kittehs...
Posted by: Marmaduke at June 16, 2011 01:29 PM (PET8M)
HOMO
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 16, 2011 01:30 PM (6IReR)
Great Danes are pacifists, you jerk.
Posted by: Marmaduke at June 16, 2011 09:33 AM (PET8M)
Posted by: Love me some Monty at June 16, 2011 09:33 AM (9d04h)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:31 PM (nj1bB)
ya know, I admit to stepping over your line. I apologize to you personally for it. offer you my support for your work. and this is your response? Good luck man, I'm done. You are wound up way to much.
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 16, 2011 09:33 AM (6IReR)
Posted by: moviegique at June 16, 2011 09:33 AM (kNN2d)
She'd knock over Arianna Huffington knocking over Schwarzenegger to get to a microphone and a camera. The walls of Constantinople held up better to the bombard than the public to her bluster.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 16, 2011 09:33 AM (1yViP)
I had a post in which I implored my handful of readers and anyone else who tripped upon it from google to NOT comment on or reveal certain information...and one comment got by the goalie so to speak.
No big deal, right?
Until I was contacted by an attorney representing one of the parties.
Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 01:17 PM
QFS(ignificance)
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 09:33 AM (M+5NF)
But when people act like jerks to a friend of mine, yes, I'll take my opportunity to speak up.
you know ace personally?
Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 01:32 PM (UzBwz)
Don't be a jag-off, dude. Don't be "that guy."
Posted by: Carl at June 16, 2011 09:34 AM (PET8M)
Even the morons squirmed at times during this debacle.
Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 09:34 AM (dh5Eu)
Not to shuck his sock or anything, but he is paying for the bandwidth....and he does give plenty of warning before he takes action.
Posted by: beedubya at June 16, 2011 09:34 AM (AnTyA)
Whatev's ace.
I'm not laying down shit. Your rules are fine (and justified). Your control over the comments is fine (given teh morons). Your sycophants are even fine.
I've commended you for your work on this. You've earned a victory lap.
But just like Weiner's drop shows, pride cometh before a fall, my friend. It's not the rules, limits, or (yes, VALID) concerns about lawsuits that are any type of problem. It's the superiority complex. If you think that's justified b/c of the work you did, then cool. You see how that worked out for Charles. But as the Tao says, do your work, but set no store by it.
(BTW, "resume"? you're massively overreading my comment. I'm saying that if you want a community here, you need to accept that people will be invested in it, and that that investment carries a small amount of weight for you to consider. If you WANT to become an LGF echo-chamber, OK, I can't and won't do anything about it. As you can see, I'm not the only one who feels like this, and those of us who are in that boat are not the same people who are pushing the boundaries on the comments. I know I wasn't. )
Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 09:34 AM (2ITL4)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 01:30 PM (so1xa)
okay, thanks for the link. I'll make up my own mind.
Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:35 AM (UzBwz)
I missed the DO NOT..... admonition and if my post was violative of it, I do apologize. Though I think I would have been outside any content that would subject ACE to legal issues. He does have to consider his sterno and beans. If he gets sued and pays attorneys to defend him, he loses whether or not he wins.
Posted by: giftogab at June 16, 2011 09:35 AM (SPVfc)
Do any of you who just can't WAIT to jump in an pile on with your shitty
"Man up, ace, you pussy" comments ever stop to think about the cumulative effect these comments have on him?
Getting an avalanche of assholish comments when you've been busting your ass to bring your readers meaningful FREE content is demoralizing as hell.
Do you even care?
Does the guy who runs this blog--the guy who provides you with a fun forum where you can cut loose, crack jokes, blow off steam, and laugh your ass off ever single day--does he not merit even the slightest consideration?
What does that say about you can't give him even that basic human respect?
Ace isn't a robot for God's sake. Cut him some slack.
Posted by: Warden at June 16, 2011 09:35 AM (KulgD)
I'm letting you know what a lot of your fans are saying in venues you don't control.
Come on dude. Anyone who talks about Ace in other venues started commenting at this venue. This is the mothership, bitch.
Posted by: kevlarchick at June 16, 2011 09:36 AM (TNuqz)
Posted by: PR at June 16, 2011 09:36 AM (EF7Ps)
#161...
Huzzah.
Ace, what follows is some prime ass-kissing (and I expect to take a beating from some morons here, but here goes):
You deserve a break. In fact, if your readers weren't a bunch of cheap bastards who blow all of their money on Value-Rite vodka, hookers and hobo ammo, they'd all pitch in and send you to Bermuda or Dollywood for a week.
From the very beginning of W-gate, I came HERE to find out what was going on. I've trusted your information FAR more than anything I could get anywhere else and you had the balls to stay on this story and put yourself out there when you knew you were right.
Had you and a SELECT FEW others in the alternative media not pursued this, the Congressman would still be "working for the people" having figured out how to DM young women not his wife.
So thank you. Now go take a break...you've earned it.
Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 09:36 AM (l30lK)
I think I still have a coupon. For $60 we could send ace down there for some R&R.
For $80 they'll let him liveblog it on El Wifi.
Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 09:36 AM (2dbd9)
Do ever get the feeling that free speech is becoming a luxury only afforded to the rich and lawyered?
Posted by: taylork at June 16, 2011 09:36 AM (5wsU9)
Posted by: Burn sMores for Breakfast at June 16, 2011 09:36 AM (9d04h)
Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 01:34 PM (2ITL4)
Well, thank you very much, fuckstick.
Posted by: Ace's sycophant at June 16, 2011 09:37 AM (PET8M)
Posted by: someguy at June 16, 2011 09:37 AM (iIQ0a)
Ginger Lee, whatever she is or whatever she's done, is a pretty minor player here. You just want to vent at her. I don't think venting advances the game at all, and further, all it does is compromise me.
This.
Although I disagree that she is a minor player. If Ginger is suing anyone but Anthony Weiner, we are resposible for destroying a perfect opportunity to rally behind one of the victims. If Ginger has helped destroy the man we despise, should we not rally behind her?
Full disclosure: I'm not smart or military, but it seems counterproductive to belittle those who have brought Weiner down, and I have been guilty to some extent of questioning these victims part in this (where a cover-up is involved).
You have my support Ace, and thanks for your service.
Posted by: Cicerokid at June 16, 2011 09:37 AM (WCnFz)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:37 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Carl at June 16, 2011 01:34 PM (PET8M)
*facepalm*
Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 01:35 PM (UzBwz)
What??? I'm a fucking DOG, for Christ's sake. You're lucky I can even TYPE.
Posted by: Marmaduke at June 16, 2011 09:38 AM (PET8M)
That's becoming true. I have little doubt Ace would win a lawsuit over any of this. Three years from now. After a half-million in attorney's fees. Turning your life absolutely upside down over porn-star jokes is not a wise business plan.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 09:39 AM (RgXpA)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 16, 2011 09:39 AM (h6mPj)
I guess when he has to repeat them eleventy-hundred times for the oblivious, stupid, or defiant, that makes him "uppity," huh?
This is nothing but a fit pitched by people who are embarrassed to have been told to shut up and even more embarrassed that the teller decided to double down when they refused to comply.
Posted by: Anwyn at June 16, 2011 09:39 AM (HRSih)
HIX NIX PRIX DIX PIX TO CHIX FOR KIX: STICK FORK IN NEW YORK DORK, HE'S DONE!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 16, 2011 09:39 AM (2PTT7)
If a child can push a loving mother's patience, what makes you morons think that you can push Ace, on his own fucking blog, with impunity? He's plenty patient and you get more than enough warnings. So, what the hell?
As my son learned in his kindergarten class: You get what you get and you don't have a fit. Try to act at least 6 years old, morons, if you can't act your own age.
Don't make Ace get the goddamn spoon out.
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 09:40 AM (5d6vv)
HIX NIX PRIX DIX PIX TO CHIX FOR KIX: STICK FORK IN NEW YORK DORK, HE'S DONE!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 16, 2011 01:39 PM (2PTT7)
Niiiiiiiice.....
Posted by: W.R. Hearst at June 16, 2011 09:40 AM (PET8M)
Things with multiple prongs aren't worth the risk.
Posted by: Safe Ass committee member at June 16, 2011 09:41 AM (5wsU9)
Posted by: ace
not for nothign, but i wouldn't drop the soap if Bawney Fwank is in the gym shower.
Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 09:41 AM (fPOY0)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:42 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Irritable pundit at June 16, 2011 09:42 AM (yo+L7)
>But your asses are safe.
Actually any person who comments here could be held liable for said comments, in my opinion.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 09:43 AM (k0TKJ)
I'm going to join that Ace of Spades group btw
Posted by: YRM (Becoming A Bachmann Supporter Lately) at June 16, 2011 09:43 AM (UzBwz)
I can't judge Ace for it. Plenty o' places to be crazy nasty on the internet, we don't have to make this one of them.
Posted by: William at June 16, 2011 09:43 AM (77TeU)
I think I just read s'moron equate Ace with Weiner.
You're large and in charge, aren't you, s'moron?
Posted by: A Reader at June 16, 2011 09:43 AM (1cx/R)
I want to take a goddamn wooden spoon and beat the living fuck out of ...
Posted by: mpurinTexas
I think i'm turned on.
Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 09:43 AM (fPOY0)
Uncle,
"ya know, I admit to stepping over your line. I apologize to you personally for it. offer you my support for your work. and this is your response? Good luck man, I'm done. You are wound up way to much."
Well.....what do you want? You already admitted you were in the wrong.
Posted by: Jimi at June 16, 2011 09:44 AM (JMsOK)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 09:44 AM (RgXpA)
Dear god man, can we stop with the asshole Charles Johnson comparisons.
Johnson is a prick who banned everyone who disagreed with him, he went as far as to post their personal information.
Ace probably doesn't agree with half the people here but he doesn't kick you out, he doesn't post your e-mail address or IP addresses.
THIS! The CJ comparisons seriously cross a line. Ace is trying to keep from getting sued, that's all. A suit that would be avoided if we monitored our comments. It's his site, his rules. His request is a simple one.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 16, 2011 09:45 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: beedubya at June 16, 2011 09:46 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: F. Gump at June 16, 2011 09:46 AM (nQR0p)
Posted by: Groucho Marx, Attorney-at-Law at June 16, 2011 09:47 AM (2PTT7)
Already said it elsewhere, I'll say it here. Apparently I'm not welcome here anymore, so I'll remove myself to elsewhere.
good luck all you all.
/meteors
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 16, 2011 09:47 AM (6IReR)
Posted by: EM August at June 16, 2011 09:47 AM (zeBNm)
I dunno. It seems like don't say things that get me sued is a little over the top /sarc
Posted by: taylork at June 16, 2011 09:47 AM (5wsU9)
Posted by: beedubya at June 16, 2011 01:46 PM (AnTyA)
Yeah, I think he's done with it, although I'm a low-level moron.
Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 09:47 AM (PET8M)
Posted by: dagny at June 16, 2011 09:48 AM (4M3eT)
hahaha, would you put it past her to try?
*imagines Gloria in her snowbunny suit
Posted by: pajama momma at June 16, 2011 09:48 AM (1lqnR)
Posted by: Simplemind at June 16, 2011 09:49 AM (1454x)
Posted by: dagny at June 16, 2011 01:48 PM (4M3eT)
I got your root canal right here, baby...
Bring your financials....
Posted by: Hank Reardon at June 16, 2011 09:49 AM (PET8M)
Posted by: Irritable pundit at June 16, 2011 09:50 AM (yo+L7)
@247: "hahaha, would you put it past her to try?"
Not enough press coverage for her if she tried it there, so yeah, I'd be pretty surprised if she did.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 09:51 AM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 09:51 AM (PET8M)
After a day of hate, flame war, and folks giving Ace a blast of shit, and Monty not being here to give us Doom and drunk kittehs, we have picture of the day because there is no interesting news
Posted by: Vic at June 16, 2011 09:51 AM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:51 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: dagny at June 16, 2011 01:48 PM (4M3eT)
You can afford a root canal? I thought that's why these morons are so addicted to pudding. No tooths!
Posted by: Cicerokid at June 16, 2011 09:51 AM (WCnFz)
Posted by: Joejm65 at June 16, 2011 09:51 AM (jNzw2)
The strike-zone was well-defined. You just don't like the rule.
Do you know how insanely arrogant it is for me to tell you "I think I've gone out on enough limbs here, and am not willing to risk any further suit for some pointless, unfunny 'whore' cracks" and then you respond, "No, I think the pointless, unfunny 'whore' cracks which just might wind up getting you named as a party in a lawsuit are COMPLETELY WORTH IT"?
How do you arrogate to yourself that decision-making authority as regards my life?
We are not equals here. We are not equally at risk. You know damn well no one will contact "kdabear" for any of this.
So excuse the fuck out of me if I get a little pissed off about the arrogance of some deciding they shall have the power to decide when I'm just being too fraidy-cat about lawsuits.
Rather than respect that, some -- not you, but others; as you say, you respect the rule, even as you disagree with it -- decide, on my behalf, that no, some stupid whore joke is worth an increased risk of suit from the unscruplous ambulance chaser Gloria Alred.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:26 PM
OK, at least you're stating in black and white that "this woman is Gloria Allred's client and she's threatened to sue me into poverty over this".
I'm not special pleading here, I can pretty well spot the line and not go over it. I'm not asking to say whatever I want because I'm a little more sensible about that.
You're paintbrushing me and assuming much that should be attributed generally but are aiming at me personally. I'm making observations here, not judgements. I won't bitch about it because responding to a hothead in his house is pretty much asking for abusive comebacks. Hell, I even enjoy a good fight now and then.
Also, you know that we're not a straight laced bunch analyzing a story dispassionately, you know that we're South Park, Howard Stern and Opie and Anthony types. Why are you shocked we'd resort to humor about porn stars? Don't be shocked if you park your Mercedes in Newark and you find it's gone when you come out.
If I've posted anything that will put you in legal jeopardy, by all means delete it, that's common sense.
It's your blog, your rules, everyone knows that. But thicken up your skin a little when you're criticized, and try to respond without generalizations and abuse, people who are interested in hiring you also look at how you react.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 09:52 AM (so1xa)
Posted by: Oscar Meyer at June 16, 2011 01:51 PM (+kafi)
That's MINE, mofo!!!!
Posted by: Abe Frohman - Sausage King of Chicago at June 16, 2011 09:52 AM (PET8M)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:52 AM (nj1bB)
Foley and Weiner
Posted by: NumberTwo at June 16, 2011 09:53 AM (UUGZW)
Look this is by far the best, "mostest, funniest" blog on the internet, bar none. I don't know about the rest of you but I'd hate for that to change. Ace, log off and take a well deserved, VERY long break. You deserve it.
Seriously, take a break.
Posted by: Max Power at June 16, 2011 09:53 AM (q177U)
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 01:40 PM (5d6vv)
Actually, ace lets us behave a hell of a lot worse than we would allow our six-year-olds to behave. Ace lets us curse, drink, smoke dope, objectify women (and men), talk incessantly about titties, occasionally puke on the driveway, beat the crap out of each other, and other assorted stuff. All the while he is watching from his lair, shaking his head, probably disgusted. Only when we cross one of his few lines does he even say anything, and then only to say "please don't," about 500 times before he explodes and bans someone, or, more often, just threatens.
He's a fucking pushover as a parent, and some of you are still getting tossed? Wow, some of you are really fucking stupid and stubborn.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 09:54 AM (0Z5GH)
Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 09:54 AM (PET8M)
Posted by: Average Joe at June 16, 2011 09:54 AM (bN5ZU)
s'moron, kdbabear, and all the other Tough Guys:
Don't make the mistake that there is a group of long time readers who agree with you that this blog is getting like LGF. It's not, and to say so is fucking ludicrous. Period.
But seriously, there are not a bunch of people on "your team" here. You are a couple of fucking trolls. And don't point to a couple comments on a facebook group as proof of your mass rebellion.
You are anonymous Internet Tough Guy trolls.
And you are not well liked amongst the comments here. And people don't agree with you.
So fuck off.
Posted by: dan-O at June 16, 2011 09:54 AM (bRLuD)
There are a variety of lesson to take from this. One, websites may not be liable for anonymous defamatory comments. Two, this went from a trial court, to an appellate court to the highest court in NY (don't know if the realtor will apply to SCOTUS), which is a lot time, stress and money, probably in excess of $100k. Contrary to popular belief, just because a case says you probably won't win, doesn't mean you can't sue someone.
As Ace and other posters have said, this is his house and his rules. Don't like it, take your keyboard and go home.
Posted by: Penfold at June 16, 2011 09:54 AM (1PeEC)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 09:54 AM (k0TKJ)
You can afford a root canal? I thought that's why these morons are so addicted to pudding. No tooths!
Posted by: Cicerokid at June 16, 2011 01:51 PM (WCnFz)
$2400 including the crown. Hoping the dental insurance will cover most but I just had to write the check. Ugh. That was worse than the work. Under Obamacare, I guess they just pull the tooth.
Posted by: dagny at June 16, 2011 09:55 AM (4M3eT)
Alternate Headline???
AceOSpades Lorena Bobbits the Weiner Story...
NO film at 11:00...
And... story is done anyway... guys gone... time to move on....
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2011 09:55 AM (NtXW4)
Posted by: Lao-Tzu at June 16, 2011 09:55 AM (kNN2d)
Yeah, I think he's done with it, although I'm a low-level moron.
Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 01:47 PM
I s'pose it's okay for us to make our pathetic remarks about his press conference, as long as we don't mention the collateral damage people.
But alas, I think there will be no flaming dicpic thread.
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 09:55 AM (M+5NF)
My question at #84: Never mind.
I did some head scratching and answered it myself. Thought of two times, actually; both were local news stories. Each involved a family with adults practicing god-awful judgment and a teenaged daughter that got dragged through a mess. The newsworthiness of each was questionable at best. Both times, all I could think was That poor kid.
Enough with the crap that contributes, in however small a way, to wrecking families. Legalities aside (and they're never really aside) it's nice that Ace has some standards of decency.
He allows a lot of latitude here. It takes a lot of effort to go out of bounds.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 16, 2011 09:55 AM (peN5l)
Posted by: WeekendAtBernankes at June 16, 2011 09:56 AM (BjiBp)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:57 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 09:57 AM (dh5Eu)
Maybe my getting banned sub silencio for nothing was an anomality. Still, it seemed to me that lots of people have been getting banned here for very little reason, even before Weinergate. I can only bitch about my situation.
You're goddamned right, ace, it IS your investment. It's your reputation (quasi-anonymous as it still is). If there have been no purges, then great. Mea fucking culpa. But if there have been, then recent blog history teaches us that these ourges result in a exodus from blogs that do so.
I actually care about this place and you, ace. It's been great entertainment and watching your growth (in teh non-Weiner sense). I'd rather not see that derailed.
But being on the receiving end of a banning for no discernable purpose, and seeing your more-frequent freakouts, it sure doesn't look to me like this is heading somewhere good.
Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 09:57 AM (2ITL4)
Holy god that awful screaming clip of him in congress is on again. Unbelievable.
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 01:56 PM (M+5NF)
Weiner'll be jerking off to that for the next 20 years, if there's any justice in the world.
Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 09:57 AM (PET8M)
Ace, I salute you. You do a fantastic job, and I wish you only the best.
/slinking back to my lurking hidey-hole
Posted by: Goody-Two-Shoes Lurker at June 16, 2011 09:58 AM (JlGDh)
Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 09:58 AM (l30lK)
Posted by: ryukyu at June 16, 2011 09:58 AM (MOHSR)
awwwwww, come on. You're no fun.
Posted by: pajama momma at June 16, 2011 09:59 AM (1lqnR)
Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at June 16, 2011 09:59 AM (2JxNK)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 09:59 AM (nj1bB)
Trillion Dollar deficits as far as the eye can see.....
Credit Rating most likely going into the tank.....
Double Dip is a serious likelyhood.....
Loss of the dollar as the World Reserve Currency a possiblity....
Getting in arguements over who is a bigger scumbag......Priceless
Posted by: Jimi at June 16, 2011 09:59 AM (JMsOK)
Ace, I salute you. You do a fantastic job, and I wish you only the best.
/slinking back to my lurking hidey-hole
Posted by: Goody-Two-Shoes Lurker at June 16, 2011 01:58 PM (JlGDh)
Are you a girl? What are you wearing?
Posted by: I'm Dolemite, bitch at June 16, 2011 09:59 AM (PET8M)
Taoists are like SEALS, the real ones don't really talk about.
This message approved by Taoist Safe Ass Committee Member #6
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 09:59 AM (5d6vv)
Yes, I know your wishes.
And you know mine.
These wishes are NOT equal so long as the masthead says "ACE OF SPADES HQ."
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:59 PM (nj1bB)
Please....let me blow you.
Posted by: Eric in Chicago's girlfriend at June 16, 2011 10:00 AM (PET8M)
Posted by: Tom at June 16, 2011 10:00 AM (nQR0p)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:00 AM (RgXpA)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:01 AM (nj1bB)
Taoists are like SEALS
They don't complain when you club their young with a lead filled snowshoe?
Posted by: Strictly Commercial Fur Trapper at June 16, 2011 10:02 AM (DPA/V)
Not your blog.
Not your story.
Not your exposure.
Not your right.Y
Hell, you're abusing the PRIVILEGE of calling yourself a moron.
You had your 15 minutes of shame.
You have embarrassed yourself enough.
Sit down, shut up, and whatevah you do, don't tweet a dic pic to anyone.
Ace: Congratulations on being lead for the righteous reasons.
Watch the fruits of your labor. 2 p.m.
Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:02 AM (dh5Eu)
I wouldn't speak for our host, but slamming the Collateral Damage would seem to be a classless thing to do regardless of their profession.
And let's also not forget that our host has a chunk of a powerful man's hairpiece on his tomahawk. And there's folks around who'd love some retribution.
So don't be classless and don't leave any doors open--even a crack--for payback.
Posted by: spongeworthy at June 16, 2011 10:02 AM (rplL3)
Meanwhile, over at HotAir, from Ed Morrisey:
Reports on Twitter say that the Capitol police have Weiner’s office and the corridor in the Rayburn Building closed because of a “suspicious package.” Meanwhile, Weiner has scheduled a press conference for 2 pm ET, and I’ll find an embed code to carry it live here.
Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 10:03 AM (WUmWf)
I've never posted here, mostly because I'm a chicken. But I lurk and have laughed more over this site than at any other. You folks really do have amazing freedoms here, granted by Ace. I'm too skeert to comment here; I'd certainly be way too chicken to run a blog like this.
Ace, I salute you. You do a fantastic job, and I wish you only the best.
/slinking back to my lurking hidey-hole
Posted by: Goody-Two-Shoes Lurker at June 16, 2011 01:58 PM
Throw a net over it! Don't let it get away!
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 10:03 AM (M+5NF)
"Suspicious Package"? No comment.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:05 AM (RgXpA)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:05 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 01:58 PM (0Z5GH)
Ah but instead of titties you got kitties. Besides I don't want to make Ace madder than he already is.
Posted by: Vic at June 16, 2011 10:05 AM (M9Ie6)
Don't make the mistake that there is a group of long time readers who agree with you that this blog is getting like LGF. It's not, and to say so is fucking ludicrous. Period.
THIS!!!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 16, 2011 10:05 AM (zgZzy)
#304
"suspicious package".
Heh.
Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 02:04 PM (l30lK)
Yeah...that'd be mine
Posted by: Ghost of John Holmes at June 16, 2011 10:05 AM (PET8M)
>>>So fuck off.
>>>Posted by: dan-O at June 16, 2011 01:54 PM (bRLuD)
Book 'em, dan-O.
Hang in, Ace.
Posted by: Anwyn at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (HRSih)
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (TwXda)
#307 I'm still giggling over "Weiner Presser."
Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (WUmWf)
You keep using these words "day off". I do not think they mean what you think they mean.
Everyone, except maybe Gabe, seems like they can handle things.
You need some fun. Go talk to a pretty person of your particular favorite flavor. Have a prostate exam. Whatever you enjoy. Drink a glass of milk, some fuckin thing.
Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (2dbd9)
There are plenty of bloggers who allow no comments out of fear of what will be said. The best part of you blog is the comments. That is not an insult: you are the catalyst.
Posted by: kdny at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (C4bBq)
@289: "I don't even read the comments anymore"
Yet here you are. My compliments on your psychic gift to know to randomly insert that.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (xy9wk)
After all, Allred could file the same suit for calling her an "ambulance chaser".
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Ex-congressman, always a Weiner at June 16, 2011 10:06 AM (jNzw2)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:04 PM (nj1bB)
----
If that's the direction the prior thread had gone, I think ace made the right call. Impugning the chastity of a woman, or accusing someone of having a loathsome disease, is still actionable in a lot of states. Sure, ace would ultimately win any lawsuit (particularly by a dumb broad like Gloria Allred), but lawsuits are expensive. Unless somebody was stupid enough to sue him in a state with an anti-SLAPP law (like California where I practice - where the loser has to pay for bringing a frivolous anti-speech suit), even a frivolous lawsuit is still a major pain in the ass.
Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 10:07 AM (2p0e3)
Hey everyone, just a little reminder...I'm running for goddamn fucking President of the United States!!!
Posted by: Gary Johnson at June 16, 2011 10:07 AM (e2VMT)
Posted by: Viv Lee at June 16, 2011 10:07 AM (BKrin)
Posted by: Kensington at June 16, 2011 10:07 AM (uaEZS)
Posted by: Barney's Frank at June 16, 2011 10:07 AM (CpPgk)
You keep using these words "day off". I do not think they mean what you think they mean.
Everyone, except maybe Gabe, seems like they can handle things.
You need some fun. Go talk to a pretty person of your particular favorite flavor. Have a prostate exam. Whatever you enjoy. Drink a glass of milk, some fuckin thing.
Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 02:06 PM (2dbd9)
Yeah!!! Come to Chicago and let my girlfriend blow you. I just want a fucking banner ad, man!!!!
Posted by: Ghost of John Holmes at June 16, 2011 10:07 AM (PET8M)
I mean, I love Pixy. But really.
Posted by: Beth at June 16, 2011 10:08 AM (5NfIh)
I'm banned every other time I try to comment due to dynamic IP addressing by my ISP. Shit happens.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:08 AM (RgXpA)
Posted by: BM at June 16, 2011 10:08 AM (qMymA)
The "super conservatives" often seem to have a goddamned socialistic conception of private property and private clubs.
Hey don't impugn hardcore conservatives with such a broad brush. Libertarians, fine. But not conservatives.
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 10:08 AM (TwXda)
Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:08 AM (dh5Eu)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:09 AM (RgXpA)
How can 'pretend people' tell a real, 'public' person, what to do?
Seriously, a key board doesn't give you balls. So, all you 'OMG Ace, WTF?!' people can stop acting like it does.
In fact, if you are so sure (that what you are saying won't get you sued) of your comments, attach your real name. If you aren't willing to do that, then why in the hell would you be willing to under Ace's name/blog?
Posted by: momma at June 16, 2011 10:09 AM (nWikJ)
Sorry, Gary, but you still don't qualify as a "public figure" so we can't talk about you.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:09 AM (T0NGe)
@302: "I wouldn't speak for our host, but slamming the Collateral Damage would seem to be a classless thing to do regardless of their profession."
Where were you when *I* needed you?
Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at June 16, 2011 10:09 AM (xy9wk)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:10 AM (nj1bB)
Uh...
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:10 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: John King at June 16, 2011 10:11 AM (DPA/V)
Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 10:11 AM (l30lK)
Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 10:11 AM (2dbd9)
Why do you think there is no more fresh content from me today?
How about it's because once again I have to babysit a fucking thread and play moderator (a just-above-minimum wage type position) YET AGAIN because some people are so fucking arrogant they deign to set editorial policy for me?
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 02:10 PM (nj1bB)
God forbid il Douche would ever be caught buggering a small boy in the Oval Office. Can you imagine the shitstorm you'd have then???
Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 10:12 AM (PET8M)
Doing the job Americans just won't do.....
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:12 AM (RgXpA)
Posted by: manofaiki at June 16, 2011 10:12 AM (1TZgg)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 10:13 AM (k0TKJ)
Uh, no. Because this is a democracy, we vote to ban you.
(God, I hope I don't need a joke tag on this)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 10:13 AM (0Z5GH)
I couldn't go over the line recently b/c I was banned.
You may have banned a block of addys, but you said you'd "submit the number" and ... nothing.
Look, everyone on the internets is an abrasive dick. I get that. But I am not one of those who has pushed the line. I'm just not.
Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 10:13 AM (2ITL4)
Posted by: tomc at June 16, 2011 10:13 AM (wAMWl)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:13 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: manofaiki at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (1TZgg)
It's my day off, I come in from mowing the grass and find out I missed all the excitement. Course when I did that at that other place I came back and couldn't log in.
Posted by: kansas at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (nNgbi)
Nope. We're Taoists, not Buddhists.
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (5d6vv)
Uh...
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 02:10 PM (T0NGe)
You know what I mean smart ass
Posted by: momma at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (nWikJ)
Sorry, Gary, but you still don't qualify as a "public figure" so we can't talk about you.
I need a scandal damnit!
Posted by: Gary Johnson at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (e2VMT)
What a pathetic zombie Colmes is.
Meanwhile, Weiner is wetting his drawers now, and not the kind he's used to.
Crawl under the subway, slug. He just can't go fast enough.
Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (dh5Eu)
Posted by: Typical Moron at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (18WU4)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (nj1bB)
@143: "Why even deal with the headache? Are you an attorney who will work on contingency for Ace?"
A lot of attorneys will take Anti-SLAPP stuff on what amounts to contingency - the statutes themselves provide for a mandatory award of fees, and SLAPP motions tend to be very tough to defeat. It isn't surefire, but they are very, very nasty.
And yeah, if Allred sued Ace in California, I'd be happy to help out if he asked.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 01:30 PM (xy9wk)
Me too. Anti-SLAPP cases are easy money, and definitely worth taking on a contingency basis.
Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 10:14 AM (2p0e3)
Undercover mole spies?!?!?!?!
Posted by: beedubya at June 16, 2011 10:15 AM (AnTyA)
Well! I don't know about you, but I use my real name.
Posted by: Charles Brown Dildo at June 16, 2011 10:15 AM (0Z5GH)
Why do you think there is no more fresh content from me today?
I have an idea for a post for later. Imma gonna email you.
Posted by: Warden at June 16, 2011 10:15 AM (KulgD)
Posted by: Joejm65 at June 16, 2011 10:15 AM (jNzw2)
My name comes out immediately in a lawsuit. Don't be an idiot.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 02:13 PM (nj1bB)
I think that was his point, Ace.
Posted by: Tom at June 16, 2011 10:15 AM (nQR0p)
Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at June 16, 2011 10:15 AM (h6mPj)
Ace feels, and probably rightly, that he has the most exposure to liability from some Weiner tweeter who now have convinced themselves they are victims of anyone besides themselves and Weiner...including liability from stupid commenters. I'm sure he stands behind what he writes, but I don't think precedent has been set for legal responsibility in the blogger/commenter era. So it doesn't hurt to be careful. You have free speech in that you are free to set up SayWhateverYouWantHoneyBadgerDontGiveAShitBlog.com, but this is his blog and he's free to make the rules or take the ball home. The comparisons to LGF are exaggerated, but I'd posit that even Charles has every right to make rules that make his blog suck so badly.
The Weiner stuff was an abolute blast and a gift from the Comedy/Righty Blogger gods, but it's past its expiration date and never had anything to do with the women Weiner chatted with, aside from the potential for legal issues regarding age. It's also interesting to some to hear their stories, but that's really all just gossip. It's done.
(But man it was so awesome. I hate a lot of people's politics but not the people, yet every time I saw Weiner on MS-NBC I hated the man just as a man...I'd hate him if he delivered pizza to my door with that attitude and personality. I felt no sadness in watching him fall so spectacularly. And, his last name is Weiner...awesome.)
Posted by: MostlyRight at June 16, 2011 10:16 AM (ZG8Ti)
Posted by: Bob Saget rides the short bus at June 16, 2011 10:16 AM (F/4zf)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:16 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Phil Smith at June 16, 2011 10:16 AM (gMPJM)
Shirleen Stella Scroggins AKA "Ginger Lee"
vs.
Myron Alexandrovich Lipschitz, III AKA "Ace"
That would be ugly.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:16 AM (RgXpA)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:17 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Bobby DeNiro, Cop Land at June 16, 2011 10:17 AM (TwXda)
Posted by: Sgt. Fury at June 16, 2011 10:17 AM (LXPet)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 16, 2011 10:18 AM (4136b)
Posted by: Veteran Newsman Chas. Gibson at June 16, 2011 10:19 AM (W5ilH)
And, if I can give a little free advice...never...ever...take anyone else's advice on risking a lawsuit against you.
Even mine. In the end, YOU have to be comfortable with the risk. I don't post here much (once in a while, when I'm feeling the need to say something silly)...but, I love the site and the work you do.
If you are feeling the danger, trust your instincts. And never apologize for them. Ever. You don't have to...you are serving on the front lines. Thanks, by the way for that.
Posted by: cfbleachers at June 16, 2011 10:19 AM (oxqER)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:19 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 10:20 AM (k0TKJ)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:20 AM (nj1bB)
My name comes out immediately in a lawsuit. Don't be an idiot.
Is your anonymity the reason you aren't getting the credit you deserve for this?
Posted by: garrett brings the serious at June 16, 2011 10:21 AM (alYWx)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:21 AM (nj1bB)
Shirleen Stella Scroggins AKA "Ginger Lee" vs. Myron Alexandrovich Lipschitz, III AKA "Ace"
Dad?
Posted by: Myron Alexandrovich Lipschitz, IV at June 16, 2011 10:21 AM (peN5l)
His little head is screaming, The Cape and Tights Shit is all that matters...
Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:21 AM (dh5Eu)
/running faster than ever...away...
Posted by: Goody-Two-Shoes Lurker at June 16, 2011 02:18 PM (JlGDh)
Welcome, sweetheart! Please don't go.
Now, how big are your areolas>>>
Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 10:21 AM (PET8M)
I have been thinking about something. We hear that Bill Clinton was angry with Weiner. We hear that Clinton told Weiner to get lost when Weiner went for help or whatever.
If I were Weiner, I would have punched him -- nothing to lose at that point. Bill Clinton, Defender of Women's Honor? Bill Clinton, Indignant Galahad? I'd have made that 9/11 Responder bill podium rant look like a sweet nothing whispered in Thumbelina's ear. I'd have screeched who the fuck do you think you are, you lowerer of standards, you king of liars and adulterers and Democrat-party ruiners.
I hope he does it sometime. Hey, Weiner may want some mail in the next few days. Maybe he's open to suggestions.
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 10:21 AM (m3hXJ)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:22 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: National Association of Cockholsters at June 16, 2011 10:22 AM (h6mPj)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 16, 2011 10:22 AM (ITYRW)
You know whats almost as good as a Weiner thread?
A thread with Ace trying to spell out the obvious, that most people learn by the time they are 5.
If you don't like the rules, you know where the door is.
Posted by: The Schwalbe: © at June 16, 2011 10:22 AM (UU0OF)
The answer, from some? FUCK. YOU.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:57 PM
OK, your house, your rules. If you say "don't EVER mention Daffy Duck", I won't as long as it's understood. I've steered clear of that and that's not my point anyway as it was stipulated way up at the top. I also know that many can't help poking a stick in a cage with a pissed off bear in it.
I worded "other venues" in a bad way and I meant no threat from that, only pointing out what many are thinking which isn't pleasant. I've also linked to it which has REAL names so as to the Anonymous Internet Tough Guy insults, go there and comment under YOUR real names. Many of the co-bloggers are also members of that FB group, so it's not a bunch of straggling malcontents.
As for Ace, I sincerely apologize if I put you in any legal danger and if I've misunderstood your motivations. I appreciate the leeway we get here, and I also know that when there's a lot of freedom that a lot of chaos is a byproduct of that, it comes with the territory. I also apologize for the ponytail comment, as I've not been banned for arguing directly with you and that was a bit out of line.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 10:22 AM (so1xa)
My name comes out immediately in a lawsuit. Don't be an idiot.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 02:13 PM (nj1bB)
Sorry, I guess I typed it wrong. I thought I was saying exactly that. We are nobodies hiding behind nicknames, you don't have that luxury.
Sorry. I really thought I was clear. Guess not.
Posted by: momma at June 16, 2011 10:23 AM (nWikJ)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:23 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: National Association of Cockholsters at June 16, 2011 10:23 AM (h6mPj)
Ace has now firmly planted himself on the national stage.
Well done!
Or should I thank S'moron and KdaBear and the rest who seem to think that they own this blog?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 10:23 AM (0Z5GH)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (nj1bB)
omg, funny, a bunch of people cheered when he said he's resigning. Mics are all over the crowd. What a circus.
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (m3hXJ)
No humility.
No sincerity.
No integrity.
No more keys to the Congress.
Thank you, God, one less piece of shit in Congress.
Hahahaha, he is getting heckled. Hahahahhaa. .
Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (dh5Eu)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 02:18 PM (k0TKJ)
Yes. Of course. And, of course, "Ace"'s handle would dissolve instantly in any court action.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (RgXpA)
Not a single dime comes in from the comments any longer.
Were I an advertiser, I'd risk the racy comment section just to reach the "wealthy gadabout L.A. blogger demographic."
Posted by: spongeworthy at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (rplL3)
Posted by: mrmmosh at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (K332w)
Someone just asked if he is more than 7"!
Comedy gold.
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 16, 2011 10:24 AM (4136b)
Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 10:25 AM (PET8M)
@396: "Wow, look at that.
No ads."
Come back later - there will be plenty of ads. Game cheats, MBT shoes, lace wigs, you name it.
Oh, you mean paying ads....
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 10:25 AM (xy9wk)
Yeah, ace, you really did a good job and a lot of people here believe that even if they don't agree with you on everything.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 10:25 AM (k0TKJ)
I consider it a privilege to read Ace's work on a daily basis. The humor, the insight, the links to some of the most interesting stuff on the web, and even the comments have enlightened me, made me laugh and keep me coming back.
We all owe Ace a debt of gratitude for the hard work he's done over the years to make this site one of the best of it's kind on the web.
Ace, take a bow, and we all thank you!
Now, let's all get back to ensuring that Obama is a one-term POTUS!
Posted by: Proudvastrightwingconspirator at June 16, 2011 10:25 AM (hyRD4)
Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 10:25 AM (WUmWf)
Fuck HIM.
Now he names his parents, bringing more shame on them.
Now he is pitching for a job.
PATHETIC.
Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:25 AM (dh5Eu)
So all of this shit? Costs me money. Not a single dime comes in from the comments any longer.
So...it's...free to us!
Posted by: Clueless guy who thinks the healthcare plan is free because the government is providing it at June 16, 2011 10:26 AM (e2VMT)
Posted by: Tami at June 16, 2011 10:26 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Navy COP joe aka supercabbie!!! at June 16, 2011 10:26 AM (8IF2d)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 16, 2011 02:22 PM (ITYRW)
Why isn't Ms.80's promoted to, at least a side-bar, lobber of cob?
She brings the C-Span Linkage and the Shorpy like none other.
Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 10:26 AM (alYWx)
Posted by: derit at June 16, 2011 10:26 AM (FQlFL)
Posted by: tmi3rd at June 16, 2011 10:26 AM (WRtsc)
Posted by: twig at June 16, 2011 10:27 AM (w9N0m)
Posted by: beedubya at June 16, 2011 10:27 AM (AnTyA)
H/T @AnnCoulter
Posted by: Tom at June 16, 2011 10:27 AM (nQR0p)
The career of the most annoying up-and-coming Democrat bastard is now over. Not with a bang but a Weiner.
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 10:27 AM (m3hXJ)
Or any Tijuana whorehouse, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 10:27 AM (2p0e3)
Posted by: Phil Smith at June 16, 2011 10:27 AM (gMPJM)
Which can readily be traced with a little bit of subpoena. Just remember when Ace, AOSHQ Inc, and you are named in suits together for defamation, one of those three has more than some cheesesticks and a pile of body hair as assets. And do you think Ace would for a second, when faced with a defamation suit, hesitate to offer up the actual commenter to take responsibility for what was said? Ace would probably know when we were straying into dangerous territory, and likely did us all a favor by deleting the post and our comments.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 16, 2011 10:27 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: twig at June 16, 2011 10:28 AM (w9N0m)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:28 AM (nj1bB)
There's a button on the left side of the home page.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 10:28 AM (k0TKJ)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:28 AM (RgXpA)
Personally, I come here for Ace's writing. I like the cob-loggers and the comments, they don't make the site. Without Ace, this site is just Conservative Blog #148-P7.
Be cool about his limited use of rules and don't ruin a good thing.
Posted by: CJ at June 16, 2011 10:28 AM (9KqcB)
Posted by: PR at June 16, 2011 10:28 AM (EF7Ps)
Posted by: mrmmosh at June 16, 2011 10:29 AM (K332w)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:29 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Rick at June 16, 2011 10:29 AM (w/BWR)
There. That is the ruling that is giving ACE the DTs. While I do not believe it will end up doing what everyone fears...I am not the one having to face its first test. Ace could be. So read the case before you post stuff and ACE will not have to worry. co course, most wont and in time the SCOTUS will arrive at a ruling and I will venture that comments sections will be separated from the blogger themselves and deemed to be non-slanderous/non libel fluff and puffery...as most all of it is. But, until then....Ace's playground, Ace's rules.
Posted by: giftogab at June 16, 2011 10:29 AM (SPVfc)
Posted by: Joejm65 at June 16, 2011 10:29 AM (jNzw2)
Hey, you weren't supposed to know that. Who leaked?
Posted by: White House Press Room at June 16, 2011 10:29 AM (0nqdj)
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 10:29 AM (TwXda)
Posted by: PR at June 16, 2011 10:30 AM (EF7Ps)
s'moron,
Please just shut up and go away. I like reading and occasionally commenting on this blog. I will NOT miss your opinions if you leave. I find you to be an annoying, arrogant, willfully ignorant dick.
I suspect I'm not alone here. Not even close.
Posted by: Log Cabin at June 16, 2011 10:31 AM (T98Nl)
Posted by: PR at June 16, 2011 02:28 PM (EF7Ps)
Have you actually read his movie reviews?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 10:31 AM (0Z5GH)
Them underwear got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number and says “I lost my Weiner cover” spends a night in the AoSHQ box.
There's no playin' grab-ass or mentioninÂ’ the Weiner women in a thread. You got a grudge against another man for beatinÂ’ you to a Weiner joke, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playin' grab-ass or mentioninÂ’ the Weiner women in a thread spends a night in the AoSHQ box.
First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk without mentionÂ’ Weiner. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight or makes a Weiner joke spends the night in the AoSHQ box.
There is no smokin' in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smokin' in the prone position posinÂ’ for a BlackBerry photo in bed with or without cats in the background... spends a night in the AoSHQ box.
No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sittin’ on the bunks and says he’s got “a dirty Weiner” spends a night in the AoSHQ box.
Any man loud talkinÂ’ Weiner jokes spends a night in the AoSHQ box.
You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the Weiner floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in the AoSHQ box.
Posted by: carr, the weiner floor walker at June 16, 2011 10:32 AM (c5Nbw)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2011 10:33 AM (TMB3S)
Posted by: Joejm65 at June 16, 2011 10:33 AM (jNzw2)
Have you actually read his movie reviews?
unequaled
That describes aces movie reviews better than I could.
Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 10:33 AM (alYWx)
Sorry to glitch that. I apologize.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 02:28 PM (nj1bB)
Thanks Ace. That actually means a lot.
It sickens me to see a bunch of idiots trash you, and your place, and then blame it on you.
Posted by: momma at June 16, 2011 10:33 AM (nWikJ)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:34 AM (RgXpA)
Posted by: mrmmosh at June 16, 2011 02:29 PM (K332w)
It's called "Funemployment!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 10:34 AM (0Z5GH)
How do you people find the time?
Posted by: mrmmosh at June 16, 2011 02:29 PM
What's more impressive, is we do it using only one hand!
Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 10:34 AM (alYWx)
Posted by: PR at June 16, 2011 10:34 AM (EF7Ps)
Posted by: Average Joe at June 16, 2011 10:34 AM (bN5ZU)
Posted by: Phil Smith at June 16, 2011 10:35 AM (gMPJM)
Posted by: Dr. Klahn at June 16, 2011 10:35 AM (TwXda)
Posted by: Steph at June 16, 2011 10:36 AM (AkdC5)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 16, 2011 10:36 AM (plsiE)
Thanks for all diligent work, tough calls, latest info posts, and for the basic integrity you displayed throughout.
He is gone for now.
Go have some Valu-rite and some puddin'. Meet some live folks.
From those of us who get it, what you put on the line, Thanks.
Posted by: Shame The Shameless at June 16, 2011 10:36 AM (dh5Eu)
Now I know you're lying, because I tipped you a hundred bucks last week and any self-respecting, hobo-slaying, Valu-Rite swilling ewok could live on that for YEARS.
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 16, 2011 10:36 AM (ZtwUX)
Posted by: PR at June 16, 2011 02:30 PM (EF7Ps)
Dashing from IP address to IP address. Hard work
Posted by: CJ at June 16, 2011 10:36 AM (9KqcB)
476 How is this even hard to understand? It doesn't matter if ace is in danger of being sued or just doesn't appreciate people stepping over the line he sets.
Exactly. Ace asked politely and some folks ignored him. He asked again, and people ignored him. Then, when he lets loose because some people didn't listen, and the same people rip him? WTF is wrong with you people?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 16, 2011 10:37 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2011 10:37 AM (TMB3S)
But when I say specifically "Those beers left in the fridge are SPECIAL beers, please don't take them," and then you help yourself anyway, and inform me "Fuck you, free beer,"
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 02:05 PM
I really like this answer, very well put and says it all.
I would like to set the record straight with many of you are making assumptions. I respect Ace's house, I follow his rules, and so far as I've seen he has no rule against arguing with him. Many of us are wondering though why he's been nasty lately. I understand that this whole scandal and his role in it has put a lot of pressure on him that we don't know about.
It's Ace's house, I like his work, and he deserves to do an End Zone Dance for the resolution of the Weiner scandal
As for those who don't run the blog and don't know me, and are throwing accusations and insults?
Lt Col Frank Slade says "Fuck You Too!"
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 10:37 AM (so1xa)
Congrats to ace, Verum, Patterico, and all the others I missed that sniffed this story out from the beginning.
This twirpy little nutterbutter would still be puffing his chest on the House floor but for these bloggers doing the hard work over Memorial Day weekend.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 16, 2011 10:38 AM (pLTLS)
That whole "People are talking about you and you don't even know it. They don't like you" crap?
That's junior high mean girl behavior, crafted for no other reason than to create uncertainty and to hurt.
Surprised to read that by an adult man.
Posted by: A Reader at June 16, 2011 10:38 AM (1cx/R)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 02:33 PM (0Z5GH)
Was it in flight?
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 10:38 AM (TwXda)
Posted by: carr, the weiner floor walker at June 16, 2011 02:32 PM (c5Nbw)
WINNER!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Eric in Chicago at June 16, 2011 10:39 AM (PET8M)
They are simply about publicity.
You know who's name comes up extraordinarily often with publicity cases? Gloria Allred.
It costs her almost nothing to file suit against people, for which she is immediately rewarded with national air time on all the big networks, her name in all the papers, and her phone ringing off the hook for paid appearances.
In the mean time, whomever she files against has to cough up the cash to defend themselves against her accusations.
So, thousands of dollars in legal fees later, they win. Gloria walks away with more air time and no consequences for costing the defendant a relative fortune. Her client starts shopping book deals about their "experiences". The defendant starts buying ramen noodles for all their meals so they can start paying down their legal debts.
Think about that for a moment and do a little homework on Gloria Allred's past history before you come down on Ace.
Posted by: Damiano at June 16, 2011 10:39 AM (3nrx7)
Next thing he knows, he's got the Mouse on the phone, telling him he better not even think of performing / writing stuff like that. He gently pointed out that it met the parody test, and their response was "So? We'll still invite you on a full exploration of the legal system to confirm this. You live in MI? We'll guarantee that the trial will be in FL or CA or DC, and that you'll be traveling there for at least a year. At your expense. And you'll have to show up, or we win. Still think they qualify?"
Guy was a bank teller on his day job, no money, couldn't take time off. "We didn't think so. We'll be watching you..."
People like this have dozens of lawyers on retainer just looking for something to do. It's a freaking sunk cost. Gloria is exactly the same way: she's made a career out of using the legal system to intimidate people. Can't blame ace for not wanting to deal with this.
Posted by: SDN at June 16, 2011 10:39 AM (/8WFl)
Posted by: NukemHill at June 16, 2011 10:39 AM (7WLzC)
When my parents visit me, I make them do shots of Jack and take bong hits. My house, my rules.
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 10:39 AM (5d6vv)
Posted by: devilish at June 16, 2011 10:40 AM (3eTJD)
That sucks.
Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 10:40 AM (2dbd9)
http://tinyurl.com/2rrplu
How can this be tough to understand?
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 16, 2011 10:40 AM (2PTT7)
As someone who runs a fairly sizeable site (upwards of 7,000 registered commenters) that deals with a certain area of very hot topics, I have been on the tip of the spear on several occasions.
I have also been threatened with legal action over the content of my site.
The default position of lawyers is to include comments in the scope of what they threaten to sue you for.
If your ass gets hauled in front of a judge, then it's on you to convince him that comments aren't part of your editorial content.
Even if he's willing to listen, and he's not a complete fucking idiot, it can cost you several thousand dollars IN A BEST CASE SCENARIO - one in which you walk away from the whole thing exonerated.
But if he's not willing to listen, or if he IS a complete fucking idiot, and you lose... then it's easily TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, and then you move on to assessing what it does to your career and your ability to pay the house note.
So s'moron - kindly shut the fuck up per Ace's request.
And Ace, just another two fuckin' cents: In certain schools of unarmed combat, there's something that goes by a lot of different names, I call it a "bubble doctrine" - that you need not wait until someone actually lays hands on you or strikes you in order to be justified in doing so yourself.
If they get inside your bubble - that circle around you defined as your arm's reach - with a threatening demeanor, then they've demonstrated that they're willing to disrespect your safety, and you're justified in putting them on the ground.
I encourage you to apply that same concept here. If someone rhetorically gets inside your bubble after repeated warnings, don't lecture them - fucking ban their asses and move on. Trust me - the alternative is not worth it.
Posted by: an erection lasting more than four hours at June 16, 2011 10:41 AM (1c0W9)
Other than that, it's not hard to follow the rules around here. I wonder why some people think it's such a fucking burden?
Posted by: Jeff B. at June 16, 2011 10:41 AM (hIWe1)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:41 AM (RgXpA)
Posted by: Average Joe at June 16, 2011 02:34 PM (bN5ZU)
Thank you!! I'd initially missed a lot of what the hecklers were actually saying.
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 16, 2011 10:42 AM (4136b)
OT: !!!ELEVENTY!! of course
Actually any person who comments here could be held liable for said comments, in my opinion.
Morons like me are liable to say anything.
If your proposing actual liability requirements for blog comments you are a moron.
Posted by: Dave (I can't believe nobody did this yet) at June 16, 2011 10:42 AM (BUfoO)
Even those of us feeling maligned for being presumptively banned for disagreeing with you congratulate you on this victory, ace.
Said it several times here and elsewhere, you deserve a victory lap.
The rest of you suck-ups can choke on a cocktail Weiner.
Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 10:42 AM (DBMFc)
Posted by: polynikes - undecided at June 16, 2011 10:42 AM (xECRb)
Posted by: S. Palin at June 16, 2011 10:43 AM (TwXda)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 10:43 AM (mjgjn)
Don't worry about that. There's still going to be a special election (which the Dems will win, but will still resurrect this) and Gloria Allred isn't going away without doing something.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:43 AM (T0NGe)
Where do all the "cool" kids always try to go?
Yup.
Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 10:44 AM (2dbd9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 02:23 PM
Goddammit Charlie, the others don't know me so that's excusable. You know me from around here long enough to know I don't think that way. Take a look at past comments and show me where I think I own the blog
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 10:45 AM (so1xa)
How is this even hard to understand? It doesn't matter if ace is in danger of being sued or just doesn't appreciate people stepping over the line he sets. It's his place and he sets the rules. If you don't like the rules tear up your monthly contract and stop paying the outrageous monthly fees.
Most of us are morons but some of you are down right stupid.
And JackStraw nails it...again. As have many others here. I guess for some people (who love teh drama) it's just not that simple.
Ace, well done. This place is all you. When Breitbart says "You have the best commenters on the net" that is to your credit obviously. Noone brings out the funny in other people like you do. And I would be shocked if Andrew's not patting you on the back for your effort on this story.
Posted by: Roadking at June 16, 2011 10:45 AM (yhaWU)
No, it's because some assholes don't know the difference between "funny" and "racist" (Racist-racist, not you disagree so you're a racist, racist)
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 10:45 AM (5d6vv)
File under: Things You Don't Hear Everyday
Posted by: grognard at June 16, 2011 10:46 AM (NS2Mo)
Posted by: Evil Libertarian at June 16, 2011 10:46 AM (XV/Eq)
Posted by: tmi3rd at June 16, 2011 10:47 AM (WRtsc)
Several life preservers have been thrown your way in this thread. Grab one and float for a while. Stop slapping at the water and cool off a bit.
Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 10:47 AM (2dbd9)
This is why I think lawyers should be able to be sued under RICO.
It is only by passing the bar that these people can engage in extortion. (And yes, I know what you wrote above wasn't a quote, but if you translate the Latin, it's close enough.)
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:48 AM (T0NGe)
He was talking about S'moron's facebook link.
s'moron - kindly shut the fuck up per Ace's request.
I don't have a facebook link, because I don't have facebook. I also never complained about the rules you dipshits. I got banned for what appeared to bbe giveing the most minor amount of grief to ace back weeks ago.
In light of the 3 freakouts since then, it looked like ace was headed down a dark path.
Seriously, talk about internet tough guys.
Only thing I ever complained about was a banning without warning or reason given.
Fuck all youse haterz, sideways. lulz
Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 10:50 AM (DBMFc)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 16, 2011 10:50 AM (0q2P7)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKNS4d-Ypi0
Posted by: Average Joe at June 16, 2011 02:34 PM (bN5ZU)
His tail between his legs "I'm sorry" schtick didn't really last long did it. Definitely comes off as a complete ass.
Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2011 10:50 AM (oVQFe)
Posted by: sTevo at June 16, 2011 10:51 AM (hiMsy)
You have dynamic IP addressing, s'moron. You're obviously not banned. It's science.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 10:51 AM (RgXpA)
SOOOO not true! There's Dave in Texas...I mean, really, how many Daves could there be in Texas? Allred WILL find him!!
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at June 16, 2011 10:52 AM (uO1x1)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 10:53 AM (mjgjn)
@505: "He gently pointed out that it met the parody test, and their response was "So? We'll still invite you on a full exploration of the legal system to confirm this. You live in MI? We'll guarantee that the trial will be in FL or CA or DC, and that you'll be traveling there for at least a year. At your expense. And you'll have to show up, or we win. Still think they qualify?"
Guy was a bank teller on his day job, no money, couldn't take time off. "We didn't think so. We'll be watching you..."
People like this have dozens of lawyers on retainer just looking for something to do. It's a freaking sunk cost. Gloria is exactly the same way: she's made a career out of using the legal system to intimidate people. Can't blame ace for not wanting to deal with this."
That's why they invented MalPro actions and 11(b)/128.7 sanctions.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 10:53 AM (xy9wk)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:53 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at June 16, 2011 02:52 PM (uO1x1)
I know you're joking, but as Ace pointed out (commenting on my post) Dave can be uncovered. Hell, anybody who puts 2 and 2 together from my posts can figure out who I am and I'm not Amish.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:54 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Anony at June 16, 2011 10:55 AM (7ahtU)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2011 10:55 AM (TMB3S)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:55 AM (nj1bB)
Are you trying to be the honorable guy and stand up for the dignity of the girls? That's fine and all, and I can understand why you'd be upset if people are calling them sluts and whores or something, but now it appears just talking about them AT ALL is off limits? That seems to be too far in my view.
I understand that you have put "special beer" aside, not to be taken at will, but that only really works if you give a reason for making the beer special. You don't have to, of course, but it would help.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2011 10:56 AM (PPoON)
>>> You have dynamic IP addressing, s'moron. You're obviously not banned. It's science.
But the little s'moron inside him felt it...and it hurt. Little s'moron is now scarred for life and science will do little to soothe his pain.
*wipes away tear*
Posted by: Roadking at June 16, 2011 10:56 AM (yhaWU)
Posted by: Kilgore Trout at June 16, 2011 10:56 AM (h6mPj)
Ace, what the hell is a Worf joke?
Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 10:57 AM (mjgjn)
>> I'm letting you know what a lot of your fans are saying in venues you don't control.
A fuck. I do not give one of these.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 16, 2011 10:57 AM (WvXvd)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 10:57 AM (nj1bB)
And this story is dead. Weiner wants to stay relevant, but I don't want him to be.
There are better stories. Libya, economy, Iran, election.
Posted by: Dustin at June 16, 2011 10:57 AM (Q3nWV)
"Log Cabin
you've got something on your chin there."
Yep S'moron, I think you caught me with your heel when you were throwing your legs up in the air.
Oops, was I not supposed to let everybody know what you like to do on the downlow?
Posted by: Log Cabin at June 16, 2011 10:58 AM (T98Nl)
You don't need more to say more than that, of course. It is your space. You can do what you want. But, saying more than that would help.
If I tell my students that Concept X will be on the next exam, and they say "why do we need to learn Concept X?", I can either say "because I say it's important and that's all you need to know", or I can say "because knowing Concept X makes it easier to understand Problem Y". The latter approach is better at ensuring compliance but all that is minimally necessary, of course, is the former approach.
BTW I don't think you are turning into Charles Johnson. He held grudges and had actual malice. I don't think you fall into that level of craziness.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2011 10:59 AM (PPoON)
He can be sued. The lawsuit will very likely lose. In the meantime, Ace loses his (1) anonymity and (2) a couple of grand in time and actual money.
Plus, this wouldn't be a realistic possibility in ordinary circumstances, but with Allred being the point-lawyer, reality doesn't often come into play.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 10:59 AM (T0NGe)
Remember the kids in school (and it was always the same fucking kid) who "ruined it for everyone"? There ya go.
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 11:00 AM (TwXda)
And BTW s'moron, kissing Ace's ass has soooooo many privledges! I come into the threads, lay down a tongue bath and BAM! easy street baby!
He buy's me drinks, lets me use his sweet seats for the Giants games...oh and the weekends at the Hamptons are ridiculous man!
So think twice before you go badmouthing us on patting the ol' boy on the back.
Posted by: Roadking at June 16, 2011 11:01 AM (yhaWU)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 02:57 PM (mjgjn)
How many Worf's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Why did the Worf cross the road?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Worf?
Worf who?
Lieutenant Worf!
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 11:01 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 11:02 AM (alYWx)
Posted by: giftogab at June 16, 2011 11:02 AM (SPVfc)
But that is true of almost any subject at the HQ.
I understand that Weinergate is different because Ace has been so personally involved, but Ace's own words couldn't be the basis of a lawsuit.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2011 11:02 AM (PPoON)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:03 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 16, 2011 02:36 PM (ZtwUX)
What??? A Hundered Bucks???? I thought I was sailing in the big dog with 10 cents!
Posted by: giftogab at June 16, 2011 11:03 AM (SPVfc)
Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 11:03 AM (2dbd9)
Posted by: JoeInMD at June 16, 2011 11:04 AM (PIahf)
Posted by: Israeli Tank at June 16, 2011 11:04 AM (h6mPj)
He said so. That's why.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at June 16, 2011 11:04 AM (fk/lm)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:05 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: s'moron at June 16, 2011 11:05 AM (DBMFc)
Congratulations on a job well done, and a Democrat well hung*
Now, Dance!
*I am going miss the easy and endless potty humor of this situation
Posted by: toby928™ at June 16, 2011 11:05 AM (GTbGH)
I have been banned from one site in my life and I never tried to "sneak back in, but I did write the owner and ask for a reprieve and was told the moderators had the last word. The site was Ann Coulter and the thread was the stupidest topic on the beauty of a rainy day. It was some real saccharin stuff so I inserted a masterbation joke because the thread was getting so bad. I wrote Ann and she actually answered back with a short note saying she thought it was funny but she knew I was going to pay for it and there was nothing she would do on my behalf. I never went back. So you can accept the lax rules Ace has or open your own shop and exorcise your 1st amendment rights to your hearts content.
Now back to lurking.
Oh yeah: poop
Posted by: sammy316 at June 16, 2011 11:07 AM (wc1/r)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:07 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:08 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 11:08 AM (TwXda)
S'moron has now descended into concern trolling.
He's honestly concerned about you, Ace. He just said so.
Posted by: A Reader at June 16, 2011 11:09 AM (1cx/R)
As one who himself is a racist's racist-as defined by local regulations and custom, I do appreciate the host's patience with those who may seem to be deliberately not understanding what he is trying to get across.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 16, 2011 11:09 AM (agD4m)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 02:55 PM
I can go trample on the rose bushes if I want, Capt Picard will rescue me!!
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 16, 2011 11:09 AM (so1xa)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2011 03:02 PM (PPoON)
You have to read the rest of my post. It's all Allred. Without her in the mix, you'd be right, but she's one of those who looks for a scalp. Honestly, I think without the vague threats of lawsuits from her, it'd be very difficult to argue that mocking a pornstar (who held a public press conference) for...uh, being a pornstar would be actionable.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 11:09 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: A.G. at June 16, 2011 11:10 AM (r1N2K)
And BTW s'moron, kissing Ace's ass has soooooo many privledges! I come into the threads, lay down a tongue bath and BAM! easy street baby!
He buy's me drinks, lets me use his sweet seats for the Giants games...oh and the weekends at the Hamptons are ridiculous man!
So think twice before you go badmouthing us on patting the ol' boy on the back.
Posted by: Roadking at June 16, 2011 03:01 PM (yhaWU)
Licking his boots is much more rewarding just so you know.
Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2011 11:10 AM (oVQFe)
I'm sorta confused by all that has gone on, but hope the day finds you all well.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2011 11:12 AM (kq1lG)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 16, 2011 11:13 AM (h6mPj)
Posted by: toby928™ at June 16, 2011 11:13 AM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 11:14 AM (RgXpA)
I mostly stayed off of the whole HotDOG! TOPIC because in the end 90+ % of the figures in the area of operations were collateral damage candidates....and i was not in the mood to sacrifice folks to HotDOG!'s libido.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2011 11:14 AM (kq1lG)
I wanna make jokes about people!
I wanna do what I want while contributing nothing but my assholery!
I wanna bitch about being banned from a blog where you have to beg for it!
WAAAAAAAAAAA!
Posted by: WAAAAAAAA at June 16, 2011 11:14 AM (gZD6d)
Posted by: Spade at June 16, 2011 03:11 PM (7WUru)
Recurve, asshole!
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 11:14 AM (RgXpA)
Ace can be sued even if he is not responsible for the comments of others. The cost of getting a lawyer to show that he is not responsible for the comments of others comes out of his pocket. Cut the man some slack so he can get back to his smart military blogging.
Posted by: Steve #2 at June 16, 2011 11:15 AM (/7Sor)
"I do appreciate the host's patience with those who may seem to be deliberately not understanding what he is trying to get across."
It's not just 'seeming', Balrog. It is willful and petulant and pissy. All the while whining about Ace not being 'fair'. S'moron is showing the emotional maturity your average 8th grader.
He needs to quit playing stupid and just fuck off and disappear. Not wanted.
Posted by: Log Cabin at June 16, 2011 11:15 AM (T98Nl)
@589: "at any rate, damn fine work on getting weiner's head on a pike (would that make him a corndog?)."
Oh, come on...that's totally inviting a Hebrew National joke.....
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 16, 2011 11:16 AM (xy9wk)
Posted by: someguy at June 16, 2011 11:16 AM (iIQ0a)
Still no answer on what a Worf joke is. Kind of hard to follow the rules when the noun of the thou shalt not is unknown. Ace is a vengeful demigod.
Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 11:17 AM (mjgjn)
You don't owe me anything, Ace. As you said, this is your blog. And I didn't see the original thread so I don't know what cautions or whatever you put on it.
This is all therefore deadweight loss.
You are smart enough to know this isn't true. A great draw for people here is the commenting system itself. I think you are, partially, trying to have it both ways. You have a very unstructured commenting system, which really distinguishes this place (in a good way!) from stuffier places like RedState or NRO or even Hot Air. It shouldn't come as any surprise that the lack of structure leads to "spicy language". If you want ad revenue from the comments pages then you are going to have to impose stricter commenting rules, probably site registration & the like, and stricter comment filtering. Like at RedState.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2011 11:17 AM (PPoON)
Posted by: polynikes - undecided at June 16, 2011 11:17 AM (xECRb)
Posted by: Damn Dirty RINO at June 16, 2011 11:17 AM (hSwL0)
>>>You really needed 1 more WAAAAA.
>>>Otherwise, that was funny.
Stop being such an ass-kisser, Mallamutt.
[/sarc]
Posted by: Jeff B. at June 16, 2011 11:17 AM (hIWe1)
Did you hear that Weiner pulled out today?
Posted by: booger doesn't care if that joke's been tol 1 million times already today at June 16, 2011 11:18 AM (9RFH1)
You bastards!
Posted by: toby928™ at June 16, 2011 11:18 AM (GTbGH)
Posted by: JoeInMD at June 16, 2011 11:18 AM (PIahf)
This leaves me no choice but to partake in corporeal reality.
That means talking to actual people without absolute necessity.
I won't forgive this.
Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 11:19 AM (alYWx)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 16, 2011 11:19 AM (peN5l)
Posted by: s'mpron at June 16, 2011 11:19 AM (DBMFc)
Recurve, asshole!
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 03:14 PM (RgXpA)
Geez Herr, I really missed you man.
Posted by: Roadking at June 16, 2011 11:20 AM (yhaWU)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:20 AM (nj1bB)
nothing like a huge victory in not allowing HotDOG! to ride out the story beibng driven by Ace and folks like him to really bring a sense of unity to our happy little community right?
Not calling you out by the way, I find it interesting that some posters here can't wrap their heads around "don't do that" WRT attacking non-public figures.
HotDOG! is by definition a public figure. The horizontal recreational film starlet is by her likely argument not a public figure. How she can make that claim when she does what she does while charming would still cost the Ewok money to defend himself from that could be better spent on valu-rite.
We won folks....no need to chase our tails nipping at them.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2011 11:20 AM (kq1lG)
Congrats on the resolution of a story which the MBM wouldn't touch, and with much work and risk from you and a few others
Your beer, your rules. Got it before you said it
You don't owe anybody anything, got that long ago
All I ask is if you're going to respond to my comment, hold your temper a second and don't start lumping me in with the "FREE BEER" bunch. At least read my point in context
Basically, all I was saying was that me and some other longtimers were wondering who put the bug up your ass, that's all
I won't take the "special beer" so labeled, but I will wonder why you're laughing your ass off as I'm about to take a swig from one of the other cans.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 11:20 AM (so1xa)
Posted by: A Reader at June 16, 2011 11:21 AM (1cx/R)
Um, yeah, s'moron, go start a new blog. Anyone who isn't a whiny jerk will probably have the sense to stay here and not fuck with the host.
Whiny jerk. I mean, Ace lets people yammer on all about all sorts of crazy shit, but oh, nooo! He specifically asked people to not natter on about a couple of little things, and you go WAAAAAAAAAH like a fucking 2-year-old.
Don't let me know about your really cool new blog, 'k?
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at June 16, 2011 11:21 AM (lHa/O)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 16, 2011 11:21 AM (agD4m)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 16, 2011 11:22 AM (HjxoE)
I was lumping you in with some of the rest who won't grant ace supremacy on his own blog.
I think that there is one and only one way to see this issue, and you are not seeing it correctly. The fact that you have a history of rational comments that add to the discussion about other topics is not really the point. But...you are still around, so...pace.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 11:22 AM (0Z5GH)
I've been avidly reading this blog for years now but this is my first comment. To be honest I hardly ever read the comments. Why? Cos no offence but I'm interested in what Ace has to say. I come from England (t'North not the shandy drinking half) and we just don't have blogs anywhere remotely as cutting, piss-funny or insightful as this. Ace nails liberals like no-one else. Am I wrong?
So my point is this - what is your fucking problem? (Not you, you're alright, the others). Why can't you show some respect instead of being invited into someone's house and then shitting on the carpet. Seriously, is that so hard to understand?
Posted by: Humberfloob at June 16, 2011 11:22 AM (dqVC7)
Posted by: A Reader at June 16, 2011 11:23 AM (1cx/R)
This is a really good point, Ace. When the AP came after me, I had the entire world declare their undying support to Snapped Shot against their threatened suit, but when all was said and done, the only thing that I actually received out of the deal was a lawyer who was kind enough to offer to defend me for a $10,000 (or $20,000, I don't remember exactly) escrow deposit. Given that (a) I drew exactly zero dollars in income from Snappy, and (b) we were in the middle of shopping for a house / don't have tens of thousands of dollars in cash in general, that was a losing proposition from the start.
Not that I'm decrying lawyers, either, because when all's said and done, they don't work for free, so why should they take the risk of not getting paid in the event that they lose a case?
So I understand exactly where you're coming from, man, even though I coulda sworn there was some kind of blogger legal defense group that was setup up in New York that was specifically created to deal with circumstances like this. Guess whatever his name was ended up being more talk than walk.
Keep up the awesome work, man. You're doing the job that the press -- WHO ARE ALMOST COMPLETELY IMMUNE TO THESE TYPES OF LAWSUITS, BY THE WAY -- refuse to do!
Most respectfully,
Brian/snapped shot
Posted by: Brian L. at June 16, 2011 11:24 AM (kPeSM)
OK. Shepherd's Pie. What the fuck is that shit, anyway?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 11:24 AM (RgXpA)
That would be the case in any frivolous lawsuit.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 11:25 AM (k0TKJ)
Posted by: Brian L. at June 16, 2011 11:25 AM (kPeSM)
His tail between his legs "I'm sorry" schtick didn't really last long did it. Definitely comes off as a complete ass.
Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2011 02:50 PM
When he started that speech, I thought it was going to be "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away." It turned out to be "I shall return." Fucker's plotting his comeback. Maybe it's a good thing there was no flaming dicpic thread. It would have to have a phoenix wearing boxers.
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 11:25 AM (doNfQ)
And BTW s'moron, kissing Ace's ass has soooooo many privledges! I come into the threads, lay down a tongue bath and BAM! easy street baby!
He buy's me drinks, lets me use his sweet seats for the Giants games...oh and the weekends at the Hamptons are ridiculous man!
So think twice before you go badmouthing us on patting the ol' boy on the back.
You're doing it wrong. He makes me pancakes.
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 11:25 AM (5d6vv)
Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at June 16, 2011 11:25 AM (TMB3S)
But that is true of almost any subject at the HQ.
I understand that Weinergate is different because Ace has been so personally involved, but Ace's own words couldn't be the basis of a lawsuit.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2011 03:02 PM (PPoON)
First, even when you win a lawsuit, it is still a major pain in the ass. More importantly, however, is that this situation is particularly risky. A lawsuit would cost Ace his anonymity. Because of Weiner, Ace is now a major enemy of certain lefties, and Ace understandably does not want to get the 'real world' harassment that falls on people like Breitbart.
It's just a world of headaches that isn't worth it. Look, I sue crazy and corrupt people all the time, but even I don't want to deal with internet driven crank calls, worrying about my car being keyed, or photos of that dead hooker my personal life being made public.
Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 11:25 AM (2p0e3)
Posted by: tsj017 at June 16, 2011 11:26 AM (4YUWF)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 03:25 PM (k0TKJ)
Indeed, but when it comes to frivolous lawsuits, Allred will go where other lawyers fear to tread.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 11:27 AM (T0NGe)
Are we not morons?
If you prick us, do we not bleed?
If you give us Valu-Rite, do we not drink ourselves blind?
If you set the hobo to running...do we not set the chase afoot?
Posted by: If Shakespeare Was a Moron at June 16, 2011 11:27 AM (DrWcr)
yes, this is because I am scared to death and have been for three weeks and YOU ARE NOT HELPING.
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:31 PM (nj1bB)
This sounds like a good subject for a post. first hand account of someone looking down the barrel of the federal gov't, the MSM and the rabid left while trying to earn a living. please expand on your experience. I'm sure it would silence some of the generals in the AOSHQ Chair Force.
Posted by: mark c at June 16, 2011 11:27 AM (SBIko)
Posted by: Pirate of the Perineum at June 16, 2011 11:27 AM (ZRN7N)
So what? So WHAT?! So let's dance!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 16, 2011 11:27 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Humberfloob at June 16, 2011 03:22 PM (dqVC7)
Didn't Sarah Palin warn you about us?
Posted by: The Minutemen at June 16, 2011 11:27 AM (0Z5GH)
Even so, I think it's an over statement.
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 11:28 AM (5d6vv)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at June 16, 2011 11:28 AM (lHa/O)
Posted by: Ace's Shrink at June 16, 2011 11:28 AM (K/USr)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2011 11:29 AM (PPoON)
I come from England (t'North not the shandy drinking half) and we just don't have blogs anywhere remotely as cutting, piss-funny or insightful as this.
We allow the pasty white crooked teeth inbred English wankers to post here now? End times folks, end times.
Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 11:29 AM (mjgjn)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 03:24 PM (RgXpA)
Mostly shepherd, Herr Morgenholz. Now you must tell me something. Quid pro quo, Herr Morgenholz.
Posted by: Dr. H. Lechter at June 16, 2011 11:29 AM (v+QvA)
You're doing it wrong. He makes me pancakes.
What's up Mpurin? Alas, I fear that I will never be worthy of Aces pancakes but a guy's got to try.
So Ace is the house in the Hamptons open this weekend or what? Oh and BTW did you change the code and the hiding spot for the key again? Because last time.....
Posted by: Roadking at June 16, 2011 11:29 AM (yhaWU)
And then Mom was drunk too and she said that was why Uncle's wife was cheating on him.
Then Dad was drunk too and threw Uncle out of the house and said, "Never come back, you drunk bastard!", really loud.
We kids just stood in the living room and cried while all the drunk people fought.
Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 11:30 AM (2dbd9)
Good job with all the Weiner saga. It has been entertaining. Thank you!
Posted by: Long Island at June 16, 2011 11:31 AM (TiURi)
It's not really about lawsuit per se, it is about losing one's anonymity in a lawsuit. On a smaller scale, that is what a lot of us deal with personally-hence not posting with our real names.
Would you want YOUR real name out there for your local progressives to play with?
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 16, 2011 11:32 AM (agD4m)
Take heed of Nathan R. Jessup's words. I am tired of moderating/growing a community and then having the way in which I moderate and grow it constantly questioned by jackasses whose website -- should they ever create one -- would be nothing but angry tasteless howling and the occasional racist remark.
Can we refer to bannings as "Code Reds" from now on?
Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 11:32 AM (wuv1c)
And then Mom was drunk too and she said that was why Uncle's wife was cheating on him.
Then Dad was drunk too and threw Uncle out of the house and said, "Never come back, you drunk bastard!", really loud.
We kids just stood in the living room and cried while all the drunk people fought.
Posted by: sifty at June 16, 2011 03:30 PM (2dbd9)
Steve?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 11:33 AM (RgXpA)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at June 16, 2011 11:33 AM (lHa/O)
Come on. He isn't worried about the feds, the MSM or the left.
He's worried about lawyers.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 11:33 AM (T0NGe)
OK. Shepherd's Pie. What the fuck is that shit, anyway?
meatloaf with a scoop of mashed potatoes and some peas.
Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 11:33 AM (wuv1c)
Sven,
I appreciate you making a civil debate point (unlike the brokeback S'moron that simply won't quit Ace).
I can't sucessfully refute your arguments about who and who is not a public figure. I don't really want to. Ace doesn't owe us any explanations.
But that is not the point. One cannot go into someone's home and act a fool and then assert that they have the right to do as they please. What is so hard for folks to understand about: 'Behave Yourself As Requested Or Get The Fuck Out'?
Maybe it's a generational thing (I'm an old fart). I would just leave anyplace where I was not welcome. This isn't a street corner where anybody can walk. It's Ace's blog, paid for by Ace. Get it?
Posted by: Log Cabin at June 16, 2011 11:34 AM (T98Nl)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 01:31 PM
Sorry to hear that, and it does explain quite a bitAs much as we've gone back and forth today, I'll still have your back when it counts.
That and $1.50 might get you a coffee at Starbucks, but it's all I've got to offer
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 11:34 AM (so1xa)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:34 AM (nj1bB)
While all this was going on, did someone at the W____ Press conference yell out loud, "Are you longer than 7 inches?"
Did anyone else hear that?
Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 11:34 AM (wuv1c)
When he started that speech, I thought it was going to be "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away." It turned out to be "I shall return." Fucker's plotting his comeback. Maybe it's a good thing there was no flaming dicpic thread. It would have to have a phoenix wearing boxers.
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 03:25 PM (doNfQ)
Probably getting a gig lined up on MSNBC. I mean as I said in the deleted thread in relation to Ace's "Media circling the wagon to defend Democrats" line, they (The Media) are the only ones that defended him. Even the Democrats weren't sticking up for him. They really just don't know how to not defend a Democrat.
Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2011 11:34 AM (oVQFe)
as any sane man would be....
the Donks are armies and armies of lawyers with a bile duct where their hearts used to be
Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2011 11:34 AM (kq1lG)
Posted by: The boy who always got recess cancelled for the whole class at June 16, 2011 11:35 AM (PIahf)
@660: "Can we refer to bannings as "Code Reds" from now on?"
I specifically told you not to touch him.
Posted by: Lt. Kendrick at June 16, 2011 11:35 AM (xy9wk)
OK. Shepherd's Pie. What the fuck is that shit, anyway?
meatloaf with a scoop of mashed potatoes and some peas.
Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 03:33 PM (wuv1c)
Some people use corn instead of peas. My ex-boyfriend used to make it for me. In a pie crust. Like an actual pie. It was fantastic.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at June 16, 2011 11:35 AM (fk/lm)
"Shepherd's Pie" was a better name, I'll hand them that.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 11:35 AM (RgXpA)
By the way, Humberfloob, you do realize you're getting a hearty welcome here. And that "realize" is spelled correctly.
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 11:35 AM (doNfQ)
I'm not so sure that Weiner Sptizer is gonna be a good name for a serious show.....
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 11:36 AM (5d6vv)
Posted by: Flounder at June 16, 2011 11:36 AM (1cx/R)
I agree wholeheartedly....I was backing Ace's judgement not questioning it.
"winning" a defamation case would cost about 20,000 minimum and his anon status....
there's a reason breitbart can afford to post those 100,000 bounties....
he has the money to weather the liberal rage machine....
Ace likely does not.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2011 11:36 AM (kq1lG)
Come on. He isn't worried about the feds, the MSM or the left.
He's worried about lawyers.
I'm pretty sure that lawyers have a serious beachhead established in every quadrant.
Posted by: mark c at June 16, 2011 11:37 AM (SBIko)
Posted by: Pirate of the Perineum at June 16, 2011 03:27 PM (ZRN7N)
Actually, "collateral damage" meant the pornstar.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 11:37 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: starboardhelm at June 16, 2011 11:37 AM (ctMcG)
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 03:36 PM (5d6vv)
Parker Spitzer was supposed to be serious?
Posted by: JoeInMD at June 16, 2011 11:37 AM (PIahf)
OK. Shepherd's Pie. What the fuck is that shit, anyway?Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 03:24 PM (RgXpA)
Not to mention Spotted Dick. oops...
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2011 03:26 PM (QMtmy)
Didn't Sarah Palin warn you about us?
Posted by: The Minutemen at June 16, 2011 03:27 PM (0Z5GH)
Racists
Posted by: Humberfloob at June 16, 2011 11:38 AM (dqVC7)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 16, 2011 11:38 AM (HjxoE)
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Starbucks at June 16, 2011 11:38 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: booger doesn't care if that joke's been tol 1 million times already today at June 16, 2011 11:39 AM (9RFH1)
Racists
Posted by: Humberfloob at June 16, 2011 03:38 PM (dqVC7)
You're in. You'll get your membership card and secret decoder ring in 4-6 weeks.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 11:39 AM (RgXpA)
While all this was going on, did someone at the W____ Press conference yell out loud, "Are you longer than 7 inches?"
Did anyone else hear that?
Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 03:34 PM (wuv1c)
I'm sure it was one of Stern's idiots...
Posted by: Hedgehog at June 16, 2011 11:41 AM (Rn2kl)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 11:42 AM (mjgjn)
Was that some Righthaven stuff? The sidebar said they got their asses handed to them recently.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 11:42 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 16, 2011 11:42 AM (HjxoE)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom
try it with sharp cheddar. great.
and the Irish pub in Pusan, Korea (yeah, I know. but he was a real Irishman) used shredded beef, not hamburger. and it was FAB!
Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 11:43 AM (fPOY0)
That and change the "b" to a "p" in your name.
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 11:43 AM (5d6vv)
While all this was going on, did someone at the W____ Press conference yell out loud, "Are you longer than 7 inches?"
Did anyone else hear that?
Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 03:34 PM (wuv1c)
I heard it. I was listening to Rush on the way home from work.
I lol'd!
Posted by: ErikW at June 16, 2011 11:45 AM (T9cS4)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 16, 2011 11:45 AM (HjxoE)
Zip said he thought it was someone from Stern's show. Not sure how he would know that.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 16, 2011 11:46 AM (pLTLS)
Sub-tard,
Never look in side a tuna melt. Some things you JUST have to take on faith.
Not to worry, the smell of the thing prevents me from getting that close.
Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 11:46 AM (mjgjn)
No, this was a couple of years ago at least. It was a gun blog and the owner of the blog didn't want to hand over the ip info but was eventually ordered to by the courts if i remember right, which i may not be.
Posted by: booger doesn't care if that joke's been tol 1 million times already today at June 16, 2011 11:47 AM (9RFH1)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:48 AM (nj1bB)
Zip said he thought it was someone from Stern's show. Not sure how he would know that.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 16, 2011 03:46 PM (pLTLS)
One of Stern's guys asked joke questions at the end of the prior press conference, so the assumption is that he's doing it again. My assumption is that it is one of O&A's guys, because they fucking rip off everything Stern does.
Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 11:48 AM (2p0e3)
Not to worry, the smell of the thing is like ambrosia prevents me from getting that close.
Posted by: Justice Slow Pitch at June 16, 2011 11:48 AM (alYWx)
With the crew you have posting, here? With the type of people you encourage to post here? Most of whom have a sophomoric sense of humor, at best?
When four out of five threads were about somebody else's dick...and you didn't see this coming?
WTF...
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at June 16, 2011 11:49 AM (E7Z1r)
"Humberfloob"? Are Harry Potter characters posting here now?
Posted by: arhooley at June 16, 2011 03:34 PM (doNfQ)
Not Harry Potter; keep guessing . . .
More than happy with the hearty welcome by the way, mate, juzt can't keep up with how fazt these pozts fly by - us Britz only type with two fingerz
p.z.Thankz for learning uz how to zpell the language we fucking invented semi-colon close bracket
Posted by: Humberfloob at June 16, 2011 11:49 AM (dqVC7)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:50 AM (nj1bB)
Ace,
Don't worry. We gernerally (i.e. most of us) get that it's your blog, and you can be as wrong as you want. besides, didn't someone once say, if you're going to be wrong fuck up so epicly they talk about it for the next 100 years?
And thanks for giving us a place to vent, goof-off, and compare hobo recepies. Not to mention all the stories.
(I will admit to skipping the movie reviews. the movies would be in the 5 dollar bin at wal-mart before I was able to get through the whole review) :p
Posted by: todler at June 16, 2011 11:51 AM (fPOY0)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 11:52 AM (RgXpA)
Wait, Ace took the day off.
This must be Bizarro Ace.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2011 11:52 AM (QMtmy)
I'm going to be hiking on the Appalachian Trail next month. Would you like to come along? A couple days in the mountains and you'll be back in top form.
Posted by: fluffy at June 16, 2011 11:52 AM (SwkdU)
Amid scandal, US Republican Weiner to step down
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 16, 2011 11:52 AM (pLTLS)
No Worries, Sven.
S'moron got me riled up. I haven't been pissed like that in a while. I flashed back to when my son was a teenager and got all smartass and obnoxious like immature little shitheads occasionally do.
AOS is one of the few places on the net that I look forward to surfing. I would be really unhappy if some a-hole messed up Ace's gig.
We get conservative politics, rude takedowns of liberal icons, and twisted, drunken, perverted commenters. What's not to like?
Posted by: Log Cabin at June 16, 2011 11:53 AM (T98Nl)
I like almost any food...however, I usually won't eat it unless I made it.
Liability, or the threat thereof, is the only thing that provides me the 'willing suspension of disbelief' necessary to eat at a restaurant.
Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 11:53 AM (alYWx)
It's hard to understand how this kind of stuff happens. I mean, dude owns a blog and let's you post there for free. Dude asks you to stop posting x because it's causing him grief. So you would think people would say to themselves, hey, I'll quit posting x like the owner asked. But no, instead, several people continue to post the same kind of stuff, and sometimes worse, even after they've been asked to stop, thereby breaking the system for everyone. It's moronic, even for morons.
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 16, 2011 11:53 AM (8/DeP)
Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 11:54 AM (2p0e3)
Merci and Bitte Schoen.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 11:54 AM (RgXpA)
Not Harry Potter; keep guessing . . .
More than happy with the hearty welcome by the way, mate, juzt can't keep up with how fazt these pozts fly by - us Britz only type with two fingerz
p.z.Thankz for learning uz how to zpell the language we fucking invented semi-colon close bracket
Posted by: Humberfloob at June 16, 2011 03:49 PM (dqVC7)
Dr. Seuss would agree with us Yanks on spelling.
Posted by: JoeInMD at June 16, 2011 11:54 AM (PIahf)
Hey Ace -
Many thanks for your tenacity on this story - my local (Atlanta) rock station had Weiner Weekend to make fun of him last week. Good work.
Thanks for running this site. Your back yard, your rules. They've been pretty good so far.
Posted by: Penultimatum at June 16, 2011 11:54 AM (dJ7er)
Posted by: A.G. at June 16, 2011 11:55 AM (r1N2K)
Posted by: The boy who always got recess cancelled for the whole class at June 16, 2011 03:35 PM
This is for wasting Ace's valuable time!!!
Posted by: Kerney, Jimbo Jones, & Nelson Muntz at June 16, 2011 11:55 AM (so1xa)
I'm going to be hiking on the Appalachian Trail next month. Would you like to come along? A couple days in the mountains and you'll be back in top form.
Posted by: fluffy at June 16, 2011 03:52 PM (SwkdU)
So you're headed to Argentina?
Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2011 11:55 AM (oVQFe)
You've been repeating yourself for hours. Please ignore the trolls and take the day off like you promised. Or go work on something fun. Just stop wasting time with the idiots.
Posted by: justaguy at June 16, 2011 11:57 AM (Ffqmi)
ace killed their star pitbull in a cage fight. think there might be an attempt at reciprocity?
The first 48 hours of AceTweets need to go into the Library of Congress.
Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 11:58 AM (alYWx)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 11:58 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 16, 2011 03:54 PM (HjxoE)
Dr. Seuss would agree with us Yanks on spelling.
Posted by: JoeInMD at June 16, 2011 03:54 PM (PIahf)
Nice one!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Thing1 (Formerly Humberfloob) at June 16, 2011 11:59 AM (dqVC7)
New Hampshire, or properly pronounced, N'Hampshuh.
Posted by: fluffy at June 16, 2011 03:58 PM (SwkdU)
Uhhu just like South Carolina's former governor
Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2011 11:59 AM (oVQFe)
I'm going to be hiking on the Appalachian Trail next month. Would you like to come along? A couple days in the mountains and you'll be back in top form.
Posted by: fluffy at June 16, 2011 03:52 PM
DON'T DO IT ACE !!!!
Posted by: Ned Beatty at June 16, 2011 12:00 PM (so1xa)
This is a leftist conceit,
Yikes! I hadn't quite thought of it that way but it's true. I understand the anger better now.
Posted by: Retread at June 16, 2011 12:00 PM (okCHU)
729 Many thanks for your tenacity on this story - my local (Atlanta) rock station had Weiner Weekend to make fun of him last week. Good work.
Which rocker? Rock 100.5? Or The River?
Posted by: Mister Christopher at June 16, 2011 12:01 PM (WUmWf)
I am stressed.
I have some thoughts on healthful stress relief excercises.
I could share them with you?
Posted by: Ernest Borgnine at June 16, 2011 12:01 PM (alYWx)
Posted by: Ned Beatty at June 16, 2011 04:00 PM (so1xa)
Shit, that's funny! You gonna pay my dry cleaning bill? I think I peed myself!
Posted by: Steph at June 16, 2011 12:01 PM (AkdC5)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:01 PM (nj1bB)
There's a name for that: Squatter.
Posted by: toby928™ at June 16, 2011 12:03 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Dave at June 16, 2011 12:05 PM (Xm1aB)
They still have 96 Rock?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 16, 2011 12:05 PM (QMtmy)
1. No racism
2. No threats or "jokes" about violence directed towards anyone
and now:
3. No unseemly feeding frenzies on private (or sem-private) figures who are apparently looking to sue
Which rule covers the ban on Worf-Wookiee-eWing jokes (aka, Klingon-Kashyyykian-Knicks comments)?
Posted by: Drinky Crow at June 16, 2011 12:06 PM (mAm+G)
Posted by: Damn Dirty RINO at June 16, 2011 12:08 PM (hSwL0)
I mostly lurk, very occasionally comment, but some of the names I see a lot have had a very surprising reaction to Ace's very simple request.
I haven't read all of the 700+ comments, but isn't Ace asking for what all hosts request? Don't crap on the furniture, don't burn down the house and don't get the police called in on you. That's the bare minimum one requests of even the rowdiest guests, and it's tacit. You don't include that on the invitation, but sometimes you have to state it after the party has started, even to those who been great guests at your other parties. Ace has made this request. You don't like it, leave and host your own party.
Why do some even think this is up for debate or discussion?
Posted by: Biblio at June 16, 2011 12:09 PM (y5VNb)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:10 PM (nj1bB)
#1: racism
Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 12:10 PM (2p0e3)
LGF has become such a byword in blogging that it is now used as a type of threat : you will have the same ignomy attached to you that is attached to Charles Johnson if you cross me. oh, and I will decide what the scenarios are that make like CJ in my mind.
Posted by: A Reader at June 16, 2011 12:10 PM (1cx/R)
Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at June 16, 2011 12:10 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 12:11 PM (k0TKJ)
I need it explained to me by the Super Libertarian You Can't Boss Me Around Because Your Labor And Your Enterprise Is Subject To My Control brigade precisely when it was I lost the right to my property.
And how this happened/
I thought property/business rights were rather important.
Apparently, though, they're not the important. Other people's rights to a soap box (on my little corner of the internet business district) apparently trump my rights, which have no "superiority" over anyone else's.
When did my fucking business become someone else's platform, by right?
Ace, relax a bit. Don't lets 2-3 jackasses get you all riled up. They don't speak for 95% of us here.
Most everyone here, commentors and lurker, understand this site is your intellectual property(until it's nationalized) and that you have every right to make the rules how you want.
You're rules have been fairly clear.
I'm sorry you've had all the stress related to this story, but I'm sure you expected blow back considering Anthony Weiner was an up and comer in the Democratic party and a liberal favorite on the blogs and MSNBC. Now his career is finished, in large part, because of your perseverance. When dickwads like Kurtz, Tommy Christopher and most right wing bloggers and journalists wanted to leave this story alone, you not only kept pursuing it, but you shamed them into covering it.
Now a sitting congressman has retired in shame and will probably never re-enter politics again.
Congratulations. It's quite an acheivement. If he had been a Republican, you would be a media darling right now, but since he was a democrat, you will have to bear some of the heat from the left wing establishment. And I'm sorry for that, but I hope you think it was worth it. I certainly do.
Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 12:11 PM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Drinky Crow at June 16, 2011 04:06 PM (mAm+G)
Really? There are only 3. Can you not figure it out? It doesn't take a Sherlock-level of deduction.
Posted by: JoeInMD at June 16, 2011 12:11 PM (PIahf)
What really bums me out is that all this was going on before, during and after Weiner's resignation press conference and instead of getting to write another great post and bask in the fact that (despite the MBM's attempts to kill this story from the start) Ace and a few fellow "alternate media" types refused to allow that and forced Weiner to account for his actions, Ace got to play day care teacher to a few idiots who cannot show him some respect and abide by what few rules we actually have around here.
Nice work, Ace. You have a fine blog and I enjoy reading it.
Posted by: DaveinNC at June 16, 2011 12:11 PM (boNGU)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:11 PM (nj1bB)
Which rule covers the ban on Worf-Wookiee-eWing jokes (aka, Klingon-Kashyyykian-Knicks comments)?
Just go to Stormfront asshole. And if you hate jews, go to Zerohedge.
There are websites out there for you, this isn't one of them
Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 12:13 PM (wuv1c)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:14 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 12:14 PM (k0TKJ)
Assuming that's really you, nice work, along with the Ace-meister.
It had sex, politics, the ick-factor, and a really slimy fucker as the centerpiece. What a great story arc.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 12:14 PM (RgXpA)
Posted by: BM at June 16, 2011 12:14 PM (qMymA)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:16 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: dalewalt at June 16, 2011 12:16 PM (GmjAQ)
A couple of points;
We might have taken your past observations that "this blog isn't as influential as we think it is, and nobody pays attention to it" a little too literally. It wouldn't occur to a lot of people that Lawn Slug would notice your blog in between her appearances on every talk show. Now that we know that you've gotten into the same league as Breitbart, we know some serious shit is in play.
I know you're under a lot of pressure, but please understand that disagreement doesn't necessarily mean "fuck you". No one does you a service by telling you only what you want to hear. A true friend or brother will fight you, but will be there to fight FOR you.
I picked a bad time and a bad thread to argue with you, but I thought something should be said. I should have let it go and picked a better time to bring it up
You've done some damage to "their gang" so there will be reprisals. Hopefully you'll end up better than Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, if there's anything we can do to help, just ask.
Shutting up about a certain party helps, so let's make it so
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 12:16 PM (so1xa)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2011 12:16 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:16 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: JoeInMD at June 16, 2011 12:16 PM (PIahf)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 12:17 PM (RgXpA)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 12:19 PM (RgXpA)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 12:19 PM (k0TKJ)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 16, 2011 12:19 PM (TwXda)
Fuck you people. Imma leave for another six months.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 12:20 PM (RgXpA)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:20 PM (nj1bB)
Dammit. I so want your end-zone dance. Maybe in a day or too, maybe, please.
Posted by: toby928™ at June 16, 2011 12:20 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: rightwingva at June 16, 2011 12:21 PM (pDXql)
WELL CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER
Posted by: The Chicken at June 16, 2011 12:21 PM (TwXda)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2011 12:21 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2011 12:22 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 12:22 PM (RgXpA)
Want to go hiking?
Posted by: fluffy at June 16, 2011 12:23 PM (SwkdU)
Ace has fewer rules than a McDonald's playland.
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 12:23 PM (5d6vv)
There are websites out there for you, this isn't one of them
I have no idea what those other websites are and have no interest in them, so save your outrage.
I have posted here that I think political families should be generally off-limits--particularly in light of what was done to the Palin children. I have never to my recollection posted an MO comment.
All I did was ask a question--and it elicited a very interesting answer from Ace:
"This is the cause of all this."
I suspected so, but Ace wasn't being explicit. So that was valuable information added to the discussion.
Posted by: Drinky Crow at June 16, 2011 12:23 PM (mAm+G)
HAVE
FUCKING
BETTER
THINGS
TO
DO.
Understood?
Ace, at 785 posts, who are you talking to? BTW, how do you get to do all that double spacing and not get bumped? That would be rule #4 - no?
Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 12:24 PM (mjgjn)
Posted by: Illegitimi at June 16, 2011 12:24 PM (h6mPj)
I think this thread would be pretty cool if we all follow Mr Breitbart, put a few pence in the tip jar and say simply, 'Thanks Ace. Cheers, mate.'
"Thanks Ace. Cheers, mate."
Posted by: Thing1 (Formerly Humberfloob) at June 16, 2011 12:25 PM (dqVC7)
Dude, give me the keys to the blog for the day. I will babysit the fuck out of them. Where's my spoon?
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 12:26 PM (5d6vv)
Ace shows his commentors a great deal of respect by letting them have a large field to roam and this blog is better for it. Too bad some can't show the same level of respect by reeling it in when asked.
Posted by: salvuccifumbles at June 16, 2011 12:27 PM (TB1al)
Posted by: rightwingva at June 16, 2011 12:27 PM (pDXql)
Posted by: PR at June 16, 2011 12:27 PM (EF7Ps)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 16, 2011 04:19 PM
Used to happen to me all the time
Posted by: Shari Lewis at June 16, 2011 12:28 PM (so1xa)
Otherwise:
1. This is ace's house, so what he says goes.
2. If #1 is too confusing, please leave.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 12:28 PM (0Z5GH)
Posted by: Dave at June 16, 2011 12:29 PM (Xm1aB)
Nah, I was just messin' around with your tits.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 16, 2011 12:29 PM (ExwIj)
Posted by: That Fucking Guy at June 16, 2011 12:30 PM (ExwIj)
@789.
You asked about Michelle Obama and wookies, worf, etc.
It's racist. Can't you see that? Did you need ask?
Ace has repeatedly said he thinks its racist even if you don't think it is objectively racist.
It's not even like it's anything new.
Michelle Obama looks like a Worf hahahahah. Great stuff. Great stuff. What's the matter, did you run out of watermellon jokes?
It's. Not. Funny. How many times does this need to be said?
Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 12:30 PM (wuv1c)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 16, 2011 12:30 PM (h6mPj)
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 04:26 PM (5d6vv)
They are grown-up children; use a bat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 16, 2011 12:31 PM (0Z5GH)
/facepalm
I don't know how you do it, ace. Posting stupid things on Twitter freaks me out - thus, having to worry over other people's comments seems insurmountable.
Seriously, though - it's your blog and your rules. Can't get any more simple than that at the end of the day.
Posted by: soulpile is... at June 16, 2011 12:31 PM (Mk/IQ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 12:31 PM (k0TKJ)
Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2011 12:32 PM (oVQFe)
Ace,
Lurker for a long time, rarely post a comment. Thank you for creating a place where I can visit and feel at home. You are like my second family. Guess I need to get a life. Anyway, I hit the tip jar. Not much, but I do appreciate all you do. Thanks again.
Posted by: frj, at June 16, 2011 12:32 PM (KAa3c)
Sub-Tard
Hey dipshit, it looks like you've been here from jump, Captain First.
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at June 16, 2011 12:32 PM (ExwIj)
You might be surprised just how much pain I can inflict with just a spoon.
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 12:34 PM (5d6vv)
807 I haven't read all the comments, but does anyone know why ace has these rules and/or is trying to enforce them?
Basically, Ace is minimizing his exposure to grievance lawsuits from libtards. Translation - no Mochelle jokes (seems libtards spend money defending the fair maidens allegded beauty), no jokes about Alreds clients (she's a mean bitch with a law degree), and no threatening jokes or Ace will kill you. Got it.
Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 12:36 PM (mjgjn)
Posted by: tomc at June 16, 2011 12:39 PM (wAMWl)
Frito Pie.
Anyone else use a dollop of tomato soup in their recipe?
Oh...gonna hit Ace's tip jar...it won't be much, but considering his posts were a major reason the dems are playing another man short today, I gotta do it.
If we all hit it just a little, Ace can get himself a SWEET blow up doll...
Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 12:39 PM (l30lK)
Posted by: Lurker 24601 at June 16, 2011 12:42 PM (WXzSn)
Frito Pie.
Anyone else use a dollop of tomato soup in their recipe?
Around here it's just diced tomato, not tomato soup.
Posted by: booger at June 16, 2011 12:43 PM (9RFH1)
If we all hit it just a little, Ace can get himself a SWEET blow up doll...
The dolls are cheap. It's the patch kit that's expensive.
Do they make a Star Wars themed Fleshlight?
I think that would be a perfect gift for Dear Leader Ewok.
Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 12:43 PM (alYWx)
Posted by: Lurker 24601 at June 16, 2011 12:45 PM (WXzSn)
Not everyone who extends this respect to me *agrees* with my rational here.
Respectfully disagree with you Ace. The respect that is extended is extended because of "manners" and "civility" or whatever you want to call it - the rational is irrelevant as far as us guests go.
Unfortuantely I don't come here enough to know all the "house rules" and because the rules are not always enforced it is easy for a "drive-by" like myself to mistakenly believe that there is an "anything goes" on the rules. I've broached the rules a couple times myself and luckily for me you have some good friends here that kindly took me aside and explained the rule that had been broken.
One of the fun things coming here is the very fact that you can let your hair down and have a little free reign to vent or use a little colorful language and innuendo.
That being said, even so, there are some things that are just wrong no matter the rules or not - such as racism. Racism is a plank of the Party of Immorality and doesn't belong anywhere, anytime in conservative conversation.
You done good today as you always have.
Posted by: 57 states at June 16, 2011 12:46 PM (sMgrb)
Posted by: Dave at June 16, 2011 12:48 PM (Xm1aB)
Let the man strategize.
I had no idea there were 20 or 30 problem commenters. I miss so many of the day threads.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 16, 2011 12:48 PM (tsC/8)
Posted by: george at June 16, 2011 12:48 PM (iUsCn)
Hey, I'm a reformed lurker!
Been a serious lurker for 6 months, then finally came out of the woodwork last Friday, or so... I've always enjoyed this place (learned a lot!), and I don't feel any less free to offer opinions or snark today than I did before. Rules sound pretty damn reasonable to me.
Thanks for giving us a catbox to play in, Ace. If you occasionally flush the clumps, it keeps it nice and fresh smelling.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at June 16, 2011 12:49 PM (bDPuF)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2011 12:51 PM (k0TKJ)
Posted by: Dave at June 16, 2011 12:51 PM (Xm1aB)
Homo
Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 12:53 PM (mjgjn)
1) Don't be racist
2) Don't try to be funny when you're really just stupid (and racist)
3) When the owner tells you to sit down and shut up, sit down and shut up
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 12:54 PM (5d6vv)
Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 12:54 PM (l30lK)
I won't take you up on the indemnity challenge, I will waive my fees to defend you
I'll come to court if your here in MD. I'll bail you out if you show up one time in the Ewok suit.
Now you know why bouncers throw guys out thru the heavy sound-proof one-way door.
Posted by: Dave at June 16, 2011 12:54 PM (BUfoO)
It's racist. Can't you see that? Did you need ask?
Ace has repeatedly said he thinks its racist even if you don't think it is objectively racist.
Yeah, I did need ask because it got Ace to reveal that that stuff was the source of even today's heartburn. That's interesting to know.
Plus, I just like to bait the ewok.
(Oh, and, btw, fuck off with your leftist tactic of accusing me of racism.)
Posted by: Drinky Crow at June 16, 2011 12:56 PM (mAm+G)
Hmm...Booger, will have to try the diced tomatoes. My wife doesn't like the tomato soup, but it was my mother's recipe.
Anyone else got any meat/casserole concoctions?
Wait, what were we talking about?
Posted by: Nigel at June 16, 2011 12:57 PM (l30lK)
825 - well said.
(semi-lurker here.)
I agree, hit the tip jar y'all, if you haven't already.
Good man, Ace. Hang in there.
Posted by: MDH3 at June 16, 2011 12:57 PM (kDWQ3)
Jokes about hip size do not mean the door should be flung wide open to cracks about simians
But then again, 35,000 people don't die on the roads every year because we all use common sense and awareness
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 12:57 PM (so1xa)
Posted by: Rick at June 16, 2011 12:57 PM (w/BWR)
Posted by: Damn Dirty RINO at June 16, 2011 12:58 PM (hSwL0)
Well, knock it the fuck off. This is not the day for this shit.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 12:58 PM (T0NGe)
Awww......what the fuck, george?
Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 16, 2011 12:59 PM (5d6vv)
Posted by: Dave at June 16, 2011 01:00 PM (Xm1aB)
Ron's an Nette's-
I am just a lurker who comes in for the laughs mostly on the ONT. What got me to look at the comments was the infamous Memorial day ONT of a few years back. I learned that "ATM" wasn't just a cash dispensing machine IYKWIMAITYD.
I enjoy this place for the late night laughs and to hear my fiance's comments of "What is so funny?" at 1:00 AM.
I do not want to lose this bastion of silliness and original thought. Please follow the rules. TYVM
Posted by: tuntavernderelict at June 16, 2011 01:00 PM (itsfI)
So sorry, I didn't get the general fucking order of the day.
Posted by: Drinky Crow at June 16, 2011 01:01 PM (mAm+G)
Posted by: K~Bob at June 16, 2011 01:03 PM (KmaPQ)
I am just a lurker who comes in for the laughs mostly on the ONT. What got me to look at the comments was the infamous Memorial day ONT of a few years back. I learned that "ATM" wasn't just a cash dispensing machine
Posted by: tuntavernderelict at June 16, 2011 05:00 PMNo, it's also a menace that caused the Great Depression and Global Warming
Posted by: King Barry the JEF at June 16, 2011 01:03 PM (so1xa)
Posted by: Drinky Crow at June 16, 2011 05:01 PM (mAm+G)
Yeah, because the title of the post didn't give you a clue. Go be an asshole some other time.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 01:05 PM (T0NGe)
Well, knock it the fuck off. This is not the day for this shit.
So sorry, I didn't get the general fucking order of the day.
if you can't tell that worf jokes are racist and that today isn't a good day to bait ace , then you are fucking dense my friend.
Posted by: Ben at June 16, 2011 01:06 PM (wuv1c)
--- from what i gather is that ace doesnt want to get in legal troubles for his posts on the weiner story. what the other parties are trying to get at is that ace somehow 'manufactured' falsities based off silly commentary here. he also shares blog spots with other sites that 'broke' certain aspects of this whole mess, so its not just him its others who are worried bout it. the guy is just trying to get away from it all now, but some commenters can be asses.
of course i could be 100% wrong.
Posted by: str8 outta at June 16, 2011 01:07 PM (uqDva)
People need to learn how to apologize.
A real apology goes like this. "I'm sorry, Ace for disrespecting your site and your rules."
If there is a "but" after, "i'm sorry", then you aren't sorry.
And sometimes you don't even have to actually be sorry, just say it anyway, and move on.
Posted by: GopherCon at June 16, 2011 01:08 PM (gvS7l)
Yeah, because the title of the post didn't give you a clue. Go be an asshole some other time.
Are you sure you are not Amish?
Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 01:10 PM (alYWx)
Are you sure you are not Amish?
Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2011 05:10 PM (alYWx)
I'm just living in an Amish Paradise.
(True fact: I actually grew up in a township named "Paradise" in Lancaster County.)
Posted by: AmishDude at June 16, 2011 01:12 PM (T0NGe)
That's kind of important to share, isn't it? Why wasn't that ever written as such?
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 01:20 PM (so1xa)
--- it kinda was....no?
Posted by: str8 outta at June 16, 2011 01:23 PM (uqDva)
Ace, #709: This is what is baffling to me. This leftist sense of entitlement to other's property. It is asserted to me again and again that MY toys are EVERYONE'S toys, and that I have no say whatsoever about these toys, or, at least, no greater say than s'moron, who has, by simply playing with my toys, apparently acquired and ownership stake in these toys.
This is a leftist conceit, and it just goes to prove, to me, that in their hearts, most people are not ideological nor principled, but in their hearts, simply grubby leftists who can offer up a thousand arguments why what you have made ought to be their property to dispense with as they please.
Ace, you not only have a gift for prose, but you're also incredibly clear in making a points, even when you're full of piss and vinegar. What baffles me is that a person can even pretend to not know what you really mean after you say it.
Anyway, I pasted this passage because I think you steered into a relevant digression. Leftists live by a two-part rule: You don't tell me what to do; I tell you what to do. The thing is that these people are among leftists, rightists, Democrats, Republicans, churchgoers, atheists, etc., etc. In short, I agree with you and it bugs me to think you're probably right on this.
Perhaps a post on this topic would be in order, sometime; maybe you can use a thread like this as your launch point.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 16, 2011 01:27 PM (peN5l)
Posted by: george at June 16, 2011 04:48 PM (iUsCn)
Oh, you have NO idea.
Posted by: MrPaulRevere at June 16, 2011 01:28 PM (VAkMn)
It's over. The arrogant one, that knows better than thou. How dare one question, his superior intellect? His superior knowledge? His New Yawk street smarts? The thin skinned, caustic tongue elitist. Forget what he's said before - the game has changed. Like the Once, his promises/statements/assertions have a limited shelf life. Mommy came home and everything changed.
A Weiner has resigned. He's been found "wanting" on virtually every point/level. So it makes since to let it go. For multiple reasons. Doesn't mean you can't keep digging on your own, or collating the additional info, that's bound to be uncovered.
Posted by: just sayin' at June 16, 2011 01:34 PM (ucq49)
Only checked this blog once or twice. After reading the language used by the host and others this will be my last time.
Posted by: george at June 16, 2011 04:48 PM (iUsCn)
I'm sorry you feel that way George. Say, George. Have you ever heard of a lemon party?
Would you like to see what one is?
Posted by: MFM at June 16, 2011 01:34 PM (a40rj)
Racism, you fucking moron.
I always thought the klingon thing was about the perma-scowl. I guess I'm naive.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2011 01:36 PM (3k6GF)
I always thought the klingon thing was about the perma-scowl.
I thought it was a reference to that gold thing she wore for the Inuaguration.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 16, 2011 01:41 PM (peN5l)
Posted by: str8 outta at June 16, 2011 05:23 PM
Kinda hinted at, but in the vein of "could, might, possibly"
Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2011 01:44 PM (so1xa)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at June 16, 2011 01:49 PM (ZdjT8)
Nah, it's that we lurkers only come out of the woodwork when we see our favorite (or top 3) site get threatened by others' stupidity.
This crap hitting the fan is freakin' annoying, esp. as it happened while I was at work and couldn't jump in sooner, or I would have said something. You know what always cools my jets after a crappy day/week/month at work? A paycheck.
Hit the tip-jar, morons.
Posted by: HighplainsJackal at June 16, 2011 01:54 PM (JSX9s)
Worf is a beloved (if ugly) sci-fi character portrayed by a black man. I'm not sure how referring to the FLOTUS as Worf is racist.
And, what, is Ace going to ground me?
Oh, and, fuck you, that's my name.
Posted by: Drinky Crow at June 16, 2011 01:55 PM (mAm+G)
Posted by: RAB at June 16, 2011 02:06 PM (bMpEG)
What is a tunta vernde relict?
Read Vincent Turtle
Oh good, cause I thot it might be Tun Tavern Derelict.
Posted by: 57 states at June 16, 2011 02:07 PM (sMgrb)
S'moron,
Lemme guess. Your mom was one of those ones who always bought you whatever you wanted on the candy rack next to the grocery checkout counter just to shut you up, am I right?
Posted by: $5 says she still does at June 16, 2011 02:21 PM (MI7Jw)
George,
Lemme guess. Your mom was one of those ones who always forgot & left the baby thermometer stuck up your rear end when you were sick, am I right?
Posted by: $5 says she still does at June 16, 2011 02:22 PM (MI7Jw)
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at June 16, 2011 02:22 PM (epBek)
Posted by: manofaiki at June 16, 2011 02:57 PM (1TZgg)
Posted by: SAM at June 16, 2011 03:02 PM (iH6+o)
Racism, you fucking moron.
I always thought the klingon thing was about the perma-scowl. I guess I'm naive.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 16, 2011 05:36 PM (3k6GF)
It didn't start out as racist. For a while, it was fun joke in the same nature as mocking her giant gold outfit. But the racist assholes abused it for their own purposes, and now it is off limits. Sort of like the confederate flag. Not inherently racist, but widely interpreted as such.
Posted by: wooga at June 16, 2011 03:19 PM (2p0e3)
Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at June 16, 2011 03:25 PM (IB258)
Posted by: Boxy Brown at June 16, 2011 03:42 PM (Y4Fu0)
Posted by: jason at June 16, 2011 03:47 PM (ukl9X)
Posted by: jason at June 16, 2011 03:55 PM (ukl9X)
Posted by: HondaV65 at June 16, 2011 03:58 PM (LxoWK)
If you could sue someone for what others write there would be no more blogs. People of opposing political views would infiltrate every blog and post offensive comments.
Posted by: jason at June 16, 2011 04:05 PM (ukl9X)
Does someone really think Michelle Obama is going to sue ace because there are posts in bad taste about her, which in fact could have been posted by moonbats themselves to stir up trouble?
If that was the case, Sarah Palin would be a billionaire by now.
Posted by: jason at June 16, 2011 04:13 PM (ukl9X)
"yes, this is because I am scared to death and have been for three weeks" - ace
I don't know y'all because I rarely read this site and comment even less frequently...but anybody who felt the need to keep complaining/explaining/defending their "right" to comment after the above quote...is a fucking jerk IMO.
Thank you for your time.
Posted by: WaltzingMtilda at June 16, 2011 06:26 PM (60nMH)
Thanks Ace. You brought down a creepy slimy slug when so many others wanted to move on, move away from the creepiness of it all. I wouldn't have cared what party he belonged to, he needed to be exposed for what he was. That so many folks & I don't care what party they are in(although we know which side it came from) wanted to overlook this is disgusting, disheartening, and creepy all in itself.
I'm normally a twitter denizen, and usually want to keep my tweets light, after all I'm a cocker spaniel with a horse's name! But that's not always easy to do with serious topics.You not only kept on this sordid trail to get through to the truth, you managed to prod people who didn't want to expose this slug, inform people who didn't want to even think about how perverted this whole episode was, and time after time exposed the left side's attempts to make it look much more innocent than it was. And you managed to do it not only here with your unique style, you did it over on twitter too. The jokes at first were probably easy to make. But your "jokes" had wisdom, real knowledge and facts and kept your followers informed and interested in what you were finding, and kept your fellow bloggers thinking and investigating too!
I wouldn't be the only one that doesn't really want to think that people like him exist. You kept it funny enough and serious enough to keep folks interested in where you were leading, and all in 140 over on twitter. And you stayed with it for over three weeks. What you did has to be very hard to do, even for an experienced writer/blogger like yourself. All of you guys rock, but what you in particular did is so amazing. This guy had so many layers of cover it's disgusting, and you kept peeling them back, until at least in the political world he's gone.
(You don't have to post this since it was supposed to be a weiner free weiner post/comments.)
I just wanted to thank you, and let you know I'm so glad that there are men like you who understand what is right, and can, and will, and do the work to bring stuff like this from out of the shadows into the light. I hate to think what kinds of nasty trolls are after you. I'm keeping you in my prayers that you are safe, and happy too.
You did good.
Posted by: flicka47 at June 16, 2011 06:53 PM (zuQSJ)
Posted by: RJ at June 16, 2011 06:55 PM (QjrRF)
Posted by: RJ at June 16, 2011 07:16 PM (QjrRF)
Posted by: Ilpalazzo at June 16, 2011 07:32 PM (R4fEL)
Posted by: Ilpalazzo at June 16, 2011 11:32 PM (R4fEL)
After all the uncovered character flaws and corruption that came out about this crapweasel, it couldnÂ’t happen to a nicer guy.
WeinerÂ’s wife by the way, is pregnant, and she has decided to do that Tammy Wynette thing and Stand by Her Man. IÂ’m touched, and I wonder how long itÂ’s gonna be before she finally has the dignity to kick his ass to the curb. This isnÂ’t just a dumb mistake, itÂ’s blatant extra-marital sexual propositions. He exchanged lurid texts and photos online, in spite of his public position and marriage.
What a douchebag. What a pig. What an asshole. The concept of fidelity and class are totally void from his character.
Posted by: SFC MAC at June 17, 2011 09:52 AM (WB46i)
Ginger Lee is lawyering up and looking to start suing...
Let me get this straight. A PORN star who makes a living baring (and doing) a lot more than what Weiner did is looking to sue. For what? To get her "reputation" back?
The world has gone fucking crazy.
Posted by: SFC MAC at June 17, 2011 01:54 PM (WB46i)
Hide Comments | Add Comment | Refresh | Top
64 queries taking 0.2998 seconds, 1016 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.








Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 16, 2011 08:43 AM (mjgjn)