1 Wow...either I'm in some sort of time warp or this system is all confused.

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Posted by: Dave In Texas at 10:09 PM

Anywhoooo.....good for Texas!

2 Good.

3

2nd....because Dave posted twice..

 

4 Suck it Obama.

5 Is Austin going to secede?

6 This post has disappeared from the main page.  I'm going back to bed....it's too scary out here.

7 God Bless Texas! When will there be a (another?) Central Texas Moron Meet-up? Just askin'.

8 I wrote it last night, intended to put it up today and I'm having issues with the friggin hot tub time machine...

9 This post makes no sense without a cheerleader.

10 I don't think the Obammanites would be as successful challenging this one. Not tied to 9th court.

11

Weeks upon weeks of smokey air is making my parents sick.

12 Adios mofo

13 Frankly I don't know how any of these cities have got away with this so-called sanctuary BS to begin with.

Suppose we had cities calling sanctuary for other crimes? Would that fly?

Suppose Charleston declared sanctuary for everyone who violated the federal laws against lynching?

How long would that fly?

14 This post makes no sense without a cheerleader.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 11, 2011 08:40 AM (hbKCI)

That reminds me....just under 4 months until football begins....hopefully.

15

Ooopsy...my bad...

 

16 I predict it's the last time we'll see him here.

You couldn't be so lucky.

17 I'm about ready for Texas to secede and not issue a visa to Obama.

18

As I read through the list provided by FEMA, it appears the Texas wildfires should have been approved for aid per the primary factors.

But did you see the name of some of the charities listed? One of them is called "Jeff Davis County Relief Fund". Can anybody but racist bitter clingers live there?

19 What a dick Obama is for making disaster proclamations political. Had this happened in Virginia they call would have been made immediately.

What a fucking loser.

20 If only Rick Perry would announce that Austin is a Sanctuary City for people who smash windshields.. Well, one can dream..

21

Here in my sanctuary city they are having to replace all the multimillion dollar turf fields because of illegals and "cell phone soccer". Fields that should have lasted 10 years at area schools are lasting 2 and parks and recs had to hire additional people to clean up the trash.

The cops WILL NOT come to the fields where hoards of illegals swarm the fields at every opportunity because they do not want to get into a situation where they have to enforce the law, talk to them, etc. I'm not sure whether they are afraid or whether they want to appease this constituancy.

At the same time, they are raising the tax rate to attempt to keep up with increased school registrations and infrastructure stresses due to other nearby municipalities cracking down on illegals.

Good for Texas

22 On his way to fund raise in the state that he told to fuck off when they asked for federal assistance for wildfires that have been raging for two months, President Petey flew over the Mississippi River which is at flood levels not seen for almost a century..the cocksucking fuckstick didn't even bother to look out the window.

23 Gee, I wonder why Texas is number 1 in population growth and New York is number 1 in population loss? Give me a few minutes...

24 I follow some leftards on twitter because they follow some tech stuff I want to know about. Based out of San Fran etx. Even they are starting to pine for the Bush days where he treated their town like infectious human waste (which it is)

I hope he stays the fuck away from the Twin Cities.

25 Illegals have destroyed Dallas, well, the guilt ridden white liberals who took pver the city did their part too, that place is a hellhole if you don't live in the rich north section and even there the thirld world that the rest of Dallas has become is creeping up on it.

26 Illegals have destroyed Dallas, well, the guilt ridden white liberals who took pver the city did their part too, that place is a hellhole if you don't live in the rich north section and even there the thirld world that the rest of Dallas has become is creeping up on it. David Horowitz has been studying that.. Conservatives can no longer give up ground in liberal bastions. Someone is going to have to stay and fight and maybe inspire more people to stay and fight too

27 One way that you know that the entire oppressed black, historically disadvantaged, downtrodden, system biased black meme was liberal crap or has been for 30 years is that they should be against the illegals pushing them out of their neighborhoods, jobs, schools, and threatening their victim status. But ..........nothing. It's now obvious that it's more about overwhelming the system than historic complaints or "racism".

28

So we need to pass laws requiring law enforcement to enforce laws? Maybe if we made the politicians swear some kind of oath that they promise to follow the Constitution...

Yeah. That would be cool.

29 While we guess at whether Virginia goes blue or red, Gov McDonnell has a 62% approval rate in a Washington Post poll. Suck on that AP. I also don't think it was skewed 60% in his favor among adults only like AP likes to do for its lover.

30 "cell phone soccer"


What is that?  Like a rave without the music? And with a soccer ball?

31 <em> I sincerely hope he enjoyed his visit. I predict it's the last time we'll see him here.</em>

You can hope.  He doesn't come to Michigan 'cause everyone up here is too broke to fill his coffers.

32 When will there be a (another?) Central Texas Moron Meet-up? Just askin'.

There was some discussion at the last meet up of having one down in the Houston area, but a Houston area moron will have to step up to organize that one.

33 I Googled: Obama in TX and came up with this:

Texans for ObamaBarack Obama 2012. Hello, This site is not active anymore. Please join OFA Texas efforts on Facebook.

34 Google News is trying desperately to keep Osama/Obama on front page.  Third link down is story from May 7.

35 How 'bout a DFW one? Not that I could make it until October, but it would probably take that long to plan.

36 Sanctuary cities should qualify for no federal or state funds.  If they want to ignore laws, fine, but they get no $$$ to help pay for the outrageous cost of doing so.

37 Obama didn't come to Midland/Odessa? He had to fly right over the top of it going from EP to Austin. What the fuck? He could've filled a downtown vacant lot with dozens of supporters for his speechifying and raised literally hundreds of dollars.

38 Austin is a sanctuary city. Our police chief has been actively lobbying against this bill, telling everyone who will listen that if it passes then the police won't be able to respond to 911 calls as quickly because they're down at the Home Depot asking mexicans for their papers.

39 30 "cell phone soccer"


What is that?  Like a rave without the music? And with a soccer ball?

Posted by: momma at May 11, 2011 09:12 AM (penCf)

Instead of getting a field permit, they scope out local fields, find one that is available and send out a text which then goes out to everyone in their soccer team/group/ etc. About 30 minutes later the players arrive or swarm the field with their families and food trucks in tow. They even have a portable PA system. They park across driveways, in no parking zones, etc. The cops will not come. Will not. They will eventually arrive about 3 hours from the original phone call---what seems to be the problem?

Now the city wants to put up lights to extend the usefulness of the field.

40 Not likely voters:

NPR:
AP Poll Puts Obama's Approval At Two-Year HighThe Associated Press-GfK Poll was conducted May 5-9 by GfK Roper Public Affairs and Corporate Communications. It involved landline and cellphone interviews with 1,001 adults nationwide and has a margin of sampling error of plus or minus 4.2 percentage points.

41 40 Not likely voters:

NPR:
AP Poll Puts Obama's Approval At Two-Year HighThe Associated Press-GfK Poll was conducted May 5-9 by GfK Roper Public Affairs and Corporate Communications. It involved landline and cellphone interviews with 1,001 adults nationwide and has a margin of sampling error of plus or minus 4.2 percentage points.

Posted by: momma at May 11, 2011 09:21 AM (penCf)

Read Jim Geraghty making fun of this incredibly skewed poll. Many of these people didn't know their party affiliation and 45%-ish were dems.

http://bit.ly/lpwoJD

42 Barky should spend more time in Pock-y-stahn, Iran and Yemen. He has more in common with those folks than us Texans. We don't hardly tolerate his kind of pc socialism around these parts.

43

Glowbama - see you later, procrastinator.

Don't let the door hit ya where allah split ya . . .

"Sanctuary cities" - that term makes my skin crawl. Yes, we know you're here in the USA ILLEGALLY, but come on over for the free school, food and medical care. Hell, it's only other people's money you're spending. If it's not enough to cover your free services, we'll just tack more from them. Live it up. Since Glowbama's the presentdent the law now only applies to the white people.

44 Posted by: dagny at May 11, 2011 09:21 AM (23y25)

Get those incredibly hard to remove "NO PARKING" stickers and plaster them all over the windshields of the assholes. And slash some tires -- don't forget to slash some tires.

45 Does anyone know if the court over-turned all of the Utah immigration law yesterday or just the enforcement part?  I know that the ACLU brought the suit complaining about the immigration status check for people picked up on serious charges, but I don't know if the whole thing, including the guest-worker program, gets tossed in the process.

46 Dónde estan todas las personas esta mañana?  Es muy tranquilo aqui!

47 40 Not likely voters:

NPR:
AP Poll Puts Obama's Approval At Two-Year High

Even worse than that.  Ed Morrissey has a post up about the sampling.  Dems at 46% and Rs at 29%.  Complete junk poll. 

If Obama is so popular, why do they have to egg the pudding like that? 

48 Seriously, Bammy needs to be more careful.  Texas has a...history with charismatic Democrat presidents.  Notably Dallas.

Just sayin', he should probably avoid convertables...

49 46 Posted by: dagny at May 11, 2011 09:21 AM (23y25)

Get those incredibly hard to remove "NO PARKING" stickers and plaster them all over the windshields of the assholes. And slash some tires -- don't forget to slash some tires.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 11, 2011 09:41 AM (LH6ir)

Sure, then I can go down the the US/Mexican lake, fly an american flag and yell "remember the alamo". That should be safe.

50 We believe in 'Sanctuary Polling'.

51

Dave in Texas, having perused the bill, it seems it also gives the State Attorney General (the wonderful Greg Abbott) the right to haul into court the asses of those elected leaders of any "sanctuary" city and prosecute them for not enforcing state, and federal, immigration laws. 

If I am correct in how I am reading the bill, that is awesome.  No longer will people like Bill White (loser) be able to ignore the law and not be held accountable for that.  No longer will the Cheif of Police in Austin be allowed to thumb his nose at immigration laws without winding up in court himself.  And the real beauty part is that if hauled into court, those clowns will have to pay the cost of litigation themselves as they have, in fact, broken the law and will not be covered by their own city's legal department.

Passing that law the day Obama shows up in Austin was a thing of pure beauty.  You can't say that we Texans don't have a sense of humor.  Maybe Obama will come back for the governor's signing of the Voter ID bill. 

52 A little off topic, but I think the Republican National Committee ought to hire some really good wordsmiths to brainstorm all the ways the term "moat with alligators" can be used in campaign ads against Ubama. Paint him as the partisan asshole-in-chief he is. Pandering to his base, playing the populist, beating on those rich corporations, helping his union thug buds, there are lots of lines he won't cross, each one of them a potential moat.

53 I want the moat, damn it.  Would alligators survive in the Rio Grande?

54 The ACLU smells a law suit coming on. Eric Holder does too.

55 I meant to ask this earlier...Is the President just a big ole dick? At some point he has to realize that he is president of all the people.

He cannot keep kicking the 48 percenters in the teeth and expect to keep all the the 52 percenters in the next election. Some of those 52 percenters voted to be part of history. Will they ever even show up at the polls again?

Others, like Henry Alford of the National Black Chamber of Commerce, have seen the light and will actively work for the President's opponent. Nothing like the zeal of the converted.

The unions have expended most of their political capital and will not be as influential in 2012 and beyond. (Thank you Scott Walker for removing their mask.)

Obviously, we can go on and on. I am just wondering what the point is of metaphorically shouting "I Won" at the very people who did not want you to win in the first place. Time to grow up, Mr. President.

56 The ACLU smells a law suit coming on. Eric Holder does too.


I think Greg Abbott is already loaded for bear on this one.

57 I'm sure that those who've had loved ones killed by illegals will appreciate the joking about a moat. Don't we all appreciate his impeccable empathy and judgment?

Oh, wait, maybe not.

58 When does the EPA start fining Texas because of the smoke from the wildfires?  Or would that fall under the Commerce Clause because it has the potential to cross state lines?

59

GregÂ’s Comprehensive Immigration Reform:

1. Fortify the Border. Not a fence, not a river, a wall. Hire some unemployed East Germans if we need help. You get the idea.

2. Armored Guard Towers. Closer together in urban areas, farther apart in rural areas. Remote operated robotic snipers. If a hunter in California can hunt with a mouse in Texas, we have the technology. Shoot anybody violating our border. Fire a warning shot if you feel merciful. Survivors are painted orange and deported. (Just seeing if you're paying attention.)

3. Put Texas in Charge. Cede a 100 yard strip along the entire border from Texas all the way to California then...

4. Death Penalty for Human Smugglers, Texas-style. Include hardcore prison party boy recreation time for anybody who hires illegals... from the supervisor all the way up to the CEO.

5. Reform Legal Immigration. Make it easier for productive, educated, desirable foreign nationals and entrepreneurs to immigrate when conditions allow. Let's face it, not all immigration is equal. A highly educated engineer from India is a much better immigrant than a peasant from Central America who's biggest skill is installing drywall. 

6. Only children born to US Citizens or Legal Resident Aliens are automatic US Citizens, but... don't be a dick to kids who were dragged here by their illegal alien parents when they were too young to do anything about it. Taking some kid who was born in Mexico, brought to the US as a child, grown up here, been educated here, etc. has little in common with Mexico. It would be cruel to deport the kid. Instead, let them serve in the Military for four years to get their green card. If they're unfit for Military service, come up with some other national service work... pick up litter at Yellowstone for 4 years or something. No special perks, no scholarships. Drop out of the program and you're on a bus south. Basically they just get a chance to earn citizenship to mitigate the unfair choice their parents made. Yeah, we might need to amend the Constitution to shut up the ACLU. Fine. I'm good with that.

7. Have ICE and buses standing by at illegal alien rallies. Cordon off the area, detain everybody. If you're legal, go home. If you're not, you're on a bus south. How dare you "protest" when you are breaking the law? That's no more a legitimate function of the 1st Amendment than a prison riot.

8. If you're already here illegally as an adult and not a criminal, you can pay back every dime of taxpayer assistance provided (Emergency Rooms, Schools, Streets, any welfare at any level), PLUS all back taxes, with associated penalties like any other tax payer, then you can go into the 4 years of national service program mentioned above. If you don't like the terms, we'd be happy to transport you south.

ThatÂ’s a start, anywayÂ…

 

60 Don't forget the other front the Obama administration is waging war on Texas.  Namely trying to get the Dunes Sagebrush Lizard put on the Endangered Species List.  Once that three-inch reptile gets put on the list, oil fields in Texas and New Mexico could be shut down.

61
Illegals have destroyed Dallas, well, the guilt ridden white liberals who took pver the city did their part too, that place is a hellhole if you don't live in the rich north section and even there the thirld world that the rest of Dallas has become is creeping up on it.





As bad as south Dallas can be, it's nothing compared to the majority of the LA Basin. Even in the affluent communities of SoCal, there's trash everywhere and gangs fight each other with knives and baseball bats in the middle of the tourist areas at mid-day.

62 10 I don't think the Obammanites would be as successful challenging this one. Not tied to 9th court.

Do you really think a little thing like court jurisdictions are going to stop Holder and the DOJ?

63 They can keep their "sanctuary city" status...as long as the cities become sanctuaries for the Dunes Sagebrush Lizard. 

64 I predict it's the last time we'll see him here.

I was hoping for a parade in Dallas.

65 New words that listening to Obama bring to mind:
Embicility
Dumb Assery

Mock this you mother#$#%^.

66 I am pretty sure folks are joking, but it makes me uncomfortable to hear references to Dallas and convertibles. While I detest our current President's policies and have no problem with working to evict him from office, let's not stoop to that reference. It's not cool.