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December 16, 2011

The Best Christmas Tree Ornament Ever
— Dave in Texas

Geoff tipped me on this bad dude.

Yeah. That's a lighthouse. Being destroyed by Godzilla.

God bless us, every one!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 03:13 PM | Comments (157)
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1 Nature tried to point out this folly.

Posted by: sifty at December 16, 2011 03:13 PM (WsOiK)

2 Maybe he can eat Detroit when finished with the lighthouse appetizer.

Posted by: cicerokid at December 16, 2011 03:18 PM (o7cIW)

3 Nature tried to point out this folly.

Dammit- beaten to the Blue Oyster Cult reference.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 16, 2011 03:18 PM (SY2Kh)

4 Is he related to that lighthouse?

Posted by: fluffzilla at December 16, 2011 03:19 PM (O6q63)

GODZIRRA!!!

Posted by: Grizzled, Salty Japanese Lighthouse Keeper at December 16, 2011 03:20 PM (YdEbS)

6 Hey, I've got an idea. How about a Christmas ornament depicting a guy who killed 40 million of his own countrymen? Because nothing says Goodwill Toward Men like a homicidal, hygiene-challenged Chinese megalomaniac smiling down on you. Oh, someone already thought of this?

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 16, 2011 03:21 PM (66ii9)

7 Godzilla

Posted by: Gangsta Bitch Barbie at December 16, 2011 03:21 PM (O6q63)

8 Dave, that would be a great ornament for your "crap" tree. Very nice.

Posted by: LR at December 16, 2011 03:22 PM (q8sMM)

9 I have the new Godzilla on VHS. I have to drag the player out of the basement to watch it.

Posted by: sTevo at December 16, 2011 03:22 PM (VMcEw)

10 A timely reminder of the perils of Global Warming and shit.

Posted by: Al Gore at December 16, 2011 03:22 PM (66ii9)

11 Have you ever stopped to think what will happen if Godzilla takes a liking to the Keystone pipeline? Bad things, that's what.

Posted by: Liberal greenwit at December 16, 2011 03:24 PM (6TB1Z)

Hey, Ace:

Any posts on Rick Perry "retiring" early so he could start double-dipping on his public pension to the tune of $7,600 a MONTH.

I'm used to people blasting lazy, shiftless, worthless, stupid public school teachers and such for their "exorbitant" pensions. (My dad's pension is approximately $31k - he retired after 34 years of teaching.)

I guess there's a reason why men like my dad (devoted Christian, pro-life, pro-gun) vote Democrat their whole lives in spite of their cultural differences with the left-wing nuts who run the party.

Maybe it's because most Republicans are hypocritical, loudmouthed a$$holes.

Please, please, please, tell me why I'm full of sh*t and Perry is a great candidate.

Un-fricking-believable.

Next thing you know, you're going to be telling me that one of the frontrunners took 1.6 million dollars from Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae....

Posted by: stickety at December 16, 2011 03:24 PM (FUDwf)

13 @12
Didn't you learn your lesson the last time you mouthed off about unions and got kicked around like a hackeysack here? Or are you just fond of the pain?

Posted by: pep at December 16, 2011 03:26 PM (6TB1Z)

14 Please, please, please, tell me why I'm full of sh*t and Perry is a great candidate.

Proposition # 1 is res ipsa.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 16, 2011 03:27 PM (QKKT0)

15 It has to be a Mao one, right?

Posted by: president o'bumbles at December 16, 2011 03:27 PM (sHY5w)

Posted by: stickety at December 16, 2011 07:24 PM (FUDwf)

Arrr, ye cocksucking landlubber!

Can't you see I'm trying to save a beacon of the seas from Godzirra?

Posted by: Grizzled, Salty Japanese Lighthouse Keeper with Totally Inaccurate Accent at December 16, 2011 03:29 PM (YdEbS)

17
Maybe he can eat Detroit when finished with the lighthouse appetizer.

Posted by: cicerokid at December 16, 2011 07:18 PM (o7cIW)

Have you ever had broken crack pipes, piss-saturated subway cars and hypodermic needles stuck in your teeth? Not fun trying to floss with a downed high voltage power line, believe me.

But you humans are good eatin' with ketchup.

Urrrrp!

Posted by: Gojira's my name, bitch at December 16, 2011 03:30 PM (G+B5p)

(My dad's pension is approximately $31k - he retired after 34 years of teaching.)

So, your Dad gets to cool his heels on $31k a year after being a glorified camp counselor for a living and you have the temerity to bitch?

31k goes a long way in most of this country.

Posted by: garrett at December 16, 2011 03:30 PM (RWA3/)

_{I guess there's a reason why men like my dad (devoted Christian, pro-life, pro-gun) vote Democrat their whole lives in spite of their cultural differences with the left-wing nuts who run the party.}

God bless him.

Posted by: John Corzine at December 16, 2011 03:30 PM (O6q63)

20 I'm disappointed because I know this will be used to attack him. I'm only grateful that, of all the things to attack him on, this is the best they can do.

Posted by: Joffen at December 16, 2011 03:30 PM (zLeKL)

21 It has to be a Mao one, right?

Posted by: president o'bumbles at December 16, 2011 07:27 PM (sHY5w)

I even have a velvet Mao painting in my office!

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett, Demon Name: Azoth at December 16, 2011 03:32 PM (YdEbS)

22 Please, please, please, tell me why I'm full of sh*t and Perry is a great candidate. What's with the unbridled glee? Are you a troll?

Posted by: Joffen at December 16, 2011 03:32 PM (zLeKL)

23 Oh, we need to get that for PGiS's boy!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 16, 2011 03:32 PM (SsG4J)

But you humans are good eatin' with ketchup.

Urrrrp!

Posted by: Gojira's my name, bitch at December 16, 2011 07:30 PM (G+B5p)

Only problem with that- there's nobody left in Detroit. It is a bigger ghost town than Goldfield.

Posted by: CAC at December 16, 2011 03:32 PM (v2kiV)

25 Joffen, who is "they"? The vast establishment-wing conspiracy that forced Rick Perry to take a fat public pension? It's his right, but it's not exactly the kind of reality he wants to go with his image.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 16, 2011 03:32 PM (Qjh0I)

26 Damn, that last post...just damn! Are you sh!tting me??? Just when I think I'm about accustomed to the sick freaks that are out there someone one-ups it...

Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 16, 2011 03:33 PM (npWmN)

27
(My dad's pension is approximately $31k - he retired after 34 years of teaching.)

Before bitching about those eeeeeeevil heartless Republicans, maybe you should ask your Pop's local teacher's union executives what THEIR pension is gonna be........

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 16, 2011 03:33 PM (G+B5p)

28 It's Friday, couldn't some coblogger just bump the Johnnie Walker thread?

Posted by: sTevo at December 16, 2011 03:34 PM (VMcEw)

29 This year the theme of the White House Christmas Tree will be burritos. Hundreds will hang from the branches in a glorious Yuletide array that pays tribute to the hardworking, Democrat-voting immigrants who come from south of the border to trim our hedges and make our beds.

Besides, I love me some burritos.

Posted by: Michelle Obama Like Jackie O, Only More Stylish and Beautiful at December 16, 2011 03:34 PM (QKKT0)

30 Joffen, who is "they"? The vast establishment-wing conspiracy that forced Rick Perry to take a fat public pension? It's his right, but it's not exactly the kind of reality he wants to go with his image. ---- "They"= the other candidates. It's a well-deserved criticism. I actually hope it's asked at the next debate. I'm disappointed that it will be used as a criticism, but curious to see how he'll handle it.

Posted by: Joffen at December 16, 2011 03:35 PM (zLeKL)

31 WHO THE HELL BEAT ME TO A BLUE OYSTER CULT REFERENCE!!!

:-p

Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2011 03:36 PM (dZ756)

32 and I want a Godzilla ornament that sings the BOC song whenever someone walks in front of it...that would rock.

Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 16, 2011 03:36 PM (npWmN)

33 Heh... I need this..

Posted by: Yip in Texas at December 16, 2011 03:37 PM (Mrdk1)

34 Found one on Ebay 8 bids... up to $41. WTF? I guess these are collector ornaments...

Posted by: Yip in Texas at December 16, 2011 03:38 PM (Mrdk1)

35
You know what's worse than Perry's pension? Clint Eastwood is supposedly going to be doing an E! reality show.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 16, 2011 03:38 PM (G+B5p)

36 and I want a Godzilla ornament that sings the BOC song whenever someone walks in front of it...that would rock.

We're working on it and we're very close. Right now it sings when someone walks by, but so far it only knows Katy Perry's Last Friday Night.

Posted by: The Nippon National Research Laboratory at December 16, 2011 03:39 PM (QKKT0)

37 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiHRm2DioMA

Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2011 03:39 PM (dZ756)

38 Niece was in a car wreck about a month ago, she's mostly healed but the long drive from VA to IA made her back sore. She was sitting on the couch and my Mom asked her if she wanted a vibrator.

Turns out there is a vibrating pad in the seatback of the couch.

Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 16, 2011 03:40 PM (npWmN)

39 @29 heh heh... burrito tree.... never heard of it

Posted by: Charles Gibson at December 16, 2011 03:41 PM (Mrdk1)

Another great ornament - the Tannenbomb:

http://tinyurl.com/24yxbhq

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 16, 2011 03:41 PM (jAqTK)

Nothing says Merry Christmas like a Godzilla ornament.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, working towards full Curmudgeonhood at December 16, 2011 03:42 PM (d0Tfm)

42 Merry Christmas!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 16, 2011 03:44 PM (WCQp7)

43 I can see Michelle Bachmann's attacks now: "A crying mother told me that she retired early to collect her pension...and now her daughter is retarded!"

Posted by: Joffen at December 16, 2011 03:44 PM (zLeKL)

44 Clint Eastwood is supposedly going to be doing an E! reality show.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 16, 2011 07:38 PM (G+B5p)

That's disappointing too. Is he getting senile or something?

And he needs a newly tailored tux.

Posted by: ErikW at December 16, 2011 03:45 PM (YdEbS)

45 ...though I'm no Godzilla ornament, that's for sure.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 16, 2011 03:45 PM (WCQp7)

Another great ornament - the Tannenbomb:

http://tinyurl.com/24yxbhq

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 16, 2011 07:41 PM (jAqTK)

Thats...AWESOME! (breaks out credit card)

Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 16, 2011 03:45 PM (npWmN)

47 That's a pretty crappy pension for a guy at Perry's level.

Posted by: Trainer on his iPhone's tiny keyboard at December 16, 2011 03:46 PM (9t8fp)

48 Red Skull Worthy?

Posted by: Joffen at December 16, 2011 03:46 PM (zLeKL)

Of course, no interest in Perry's hypocrisy.

It's all about the lazy union guys, right?

Hilarious.

The only reason I even mentioned that my dad gets a $31,000 pension was to see how fast some dipshit would attack my dad for being fat, lazy, stupid, etc....

I just get a kick out of listening to party hacks defend the indefensible.

Simply put, if you support Rick Perry, you're a f**king dunce. The guy has been "leaching" off the government his whole career.

I'd argue that politicians (along with companies that receive corporate welfare) "leach" to a much, much greater extent than a worthless babysitter / camp counselors like me...

But, if it makes you feel better, keep focusing all of your rage on the lazy communist school teachers who are single handedly destroying America.

I'm sure it will win you friends and help you influence people.

Posted by: stickety at December 16, 2011 03:47 PM (FUDwf)

50 That's a pretty crappy pension for a guy at Perry's level. He worked his ass off for it and has earned every penny...but when you want to reform it, it's not good that you used the excuse everyone does.

Posted by: Joffen at December 16, 2011 03:48 PM (zLeKL)

51 Red Skull Worthy?

Posted by: Joffen at December 16, 2011 07:46 PM (zLeKL)

Flaming skull, you mean?

Posted by: ErikW at December 16, 2011 03:48 PM (YdEbS)

52 I guess there's a reason why men like my dad (devoted Christian, pro-life, pro-gun) vote Democrat their whole lives in spite of their cultural differences with the left-wing nuts who run the party.

Yup they expect someone else to pay for their retirement instead of saving themselves.

A 31K annuity over 15 years is worth about $350,000

So other than the $350,000 that was just given to your dad for retirement, your dad was of course banned from contributing to an IRA (avail since 1974) to increase retirement income right? Right?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at December 16, 2011 03:48 PM (0q2P7)

53 Posted by: ErikW at December 16, 2011 07:48 PM (YdEbS) --- Didn't I tell you I'm Captain America?

Posted by: Joffen at December 16, 2011 03:49 PM (zLeKL)

54
The guy has been "leaching" off the government his whole career.

Damn those Air Force pilots, leeching off of the public tit.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 16, 2011 03:50 PM (G+B5p)

I'm sure it will win you friends and help you influence people.

Remind me again what this has to do with a Godzilla ornament.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, working towards full Curmudgeonhood at December 16, 2011 03:50 PM (d0Tfm)

56 I leeched off the goobermint for 20 years and now I'm still leaching off the goobermint because my Navy retirement is paying for my house.

Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 16, 2011 03:52 PM (npWmN)

I'm sure it will win you friends and help you influence people.

Remind me again what this has to do with a Godzilla ornament.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, working towards full Curmudgeonhood at December 16, 2011 07:50 PM (d0Tfm)

I don't know about you, but if someone was to gift me a Godzilla ornament, I'd consider them a friend indeed.

Here in Evil-Republicanland we call that a hint.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 16, 2011 03:53 PM (G+B5p)

Remind me again what this has to do with a Godzilla ornament.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, working towards full Curmudgeonhood at December 16, 2011 07:50 PM (d0Tfm)

Cause Gozzirra is a goobermint employee?

_{^{fuck if i know...}}

Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 16, 2011 03:53 PM (npWmN)

59 Didn't I tell you I'm Captain America?

Posted by: Joffen at December 16, 2011 07:49 PM (zLeKL)

No, but you just did.

Go forth and kick ass!

Posted by: ErikW at December 16, 2011 03:53 PM (YdEbS)

60 31 WHO THE HELL BEAT ME TO A BLUE OYSTER CULT REFERENCE!!!

Musta been a Cagey Cretan.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 16, 2011 03:55 PM (Qxdfp)

Dear Santa,

I only want a stocking for Christmas.

With Christina Hendricks in it.

Thanks,

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at December 16, 2011 03:55 PM (d0Tfm)

I'd argue that politicians (along with companies that receive corporate welfare) "leach" to a much, much greater extent than a worthless babysitter / camp counselors like me...

You admit to being a public school teacher? Damn, that's pretty shameless.

Posted by: fluffy thinks back on all the crap he learned in high school at December 16, 2011 03:56 PM (O6q63)

63 "leach" to a much, much greater extent

You must be in humanities. Because math is certainly not your strong suit.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at December 16, 2011 03:57 PM (0q2P7)

Dear Santa,

I want Christina Hendricks for Christmas.

Wearing only stockings.

Your friend,

CdM

Posted by: Count de Monet, getting nothing but a lump of coal and liking it at December 16, 2011 03:57 PM (4q5tP)

65 Red Skull Worthy?

Posted by: Joffen at December 16, 2011 07:46 PM (zLeKL)

More like Carl Sagan blows up your sun Worthy.

Posted by: CAC at December 16, 2011 03:57 PM (oEBEm)

66 Here in North Carolina kids get suspended for "Tebowing" in the hallway. In Minnesota, the mommies give their sons wood for fun. Nice fucking country.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 16, 2011 03:58 PM (Qjh0I)

67
"leach" to a much, much greater extent

You must be in humanities. Because math is certainly not your strong suit.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at December 16, 2011 07:57 PM (0q2P7)

Considering the troll's confusion in regards to the proper usage of the words "leeching" and "leaching", I'm gonna go with "English Teacher".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 16, 2011 03:59 PM (G+B5p)

Here in North Carolina kids get suspended for "Tebowing" in the hallway. In Minnesota, the mommies give their sons wood for fun. Nice fucking country.

Here in Massachusetts, no cookies for the 'Holiday' celebration.

Posted by: fluffy wonders how he can think at all at December 16, 2011 04:00 PM (O6q63)

69 I'm sure it will win you friends and help you influence people.

Irony, it's like silvery, only rust colored.

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at December 16, 2011 04:01 PM (GTbGH)

Here in Massachusetts, no cookies for the 'Holiday' celebration.

Posted by: fluffy wonders how he can think at all at December 16, 2011 08:00 PM (O6q63)

Here in California, we had thunder, lightening, and snow.

The end has surely come.

Posted by: CAC at December 16, 2011 04:02 PM (oEBEm)

Oh it's on my tree.

That was my hand.

Christmas is the best ever.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 16, 2011 04:04 PM (PjVdx)

72
I'm sure it will win you friends and help you influence people.

Irony, it's like silvery, only rust colored.

Posted by: toby928Â© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at December 16, 2011 08:01 PM (GTbGH)

You're sooooo stoopid. Irony is pink with little lime-colored daisies painted on it on a rainy day.

If anyone knows irony, I know Irony.

Posted by: Alanis Morrissette at December 16, 2011 04:05 PM (G+B5p)

leeched off the goobermint for 20 years and now I'm still leaching off the goobermint because my Navy retirement is paying for my house.

Pfft. I am way more leechie than you. I am a stay at home mom married to an Air Force leech.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 16, 2011 04:05 PM (XdlcF)

Maybe he can eat Detroit when finished with the lighthouse appetizer.

Try Dearborn. It's halal.

Posted by: that muslim comic guy at December 16, 2011 04:05 PM (o7cIW)

Fox reporting on Climaquidict 2.0!

Posted by: Vic at December 16, 2011 04:06 PM (YdQQY)

76 The "Tebowing" suspension was here in NC? Again I admit I'm not as well-informed as I should be.

If they were asked to not block the hallway and continued to do so, they should get disciplined for that.

That being said, I'm sure the school administrators completely fucked up the situation and could have handled it with a quiet conference with a couple of the student leaders.
_{***"Psst...hey...go ahead and do what you want with the Tebow tribute, just stay close to the walls and don't block the aisle. 'Cause its a fire hazard. No big deal, just work with us and we'll work with you."***}

Posted by: NC Ref at December 16, 2011 04:06 PM (WCQp7)

Pfft. I am way more leechie than you. I am a stay at home mom married to an Air Force leech.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 16, 2011 08:05 PM (XdlcF)

Oh yeah? Well once I did...I've got a...I saw...

yeah. I got nothin'.

Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 16, 2011 04:08 PM (npWmN)

That's great, Dave. Your crap tree story makes me smile, and I always think about it when we decorate our tree.

This Godzilla ornament is a terrific addition. I am so glad you shared that, I will have to try and get one for my nephew.

Posted by: LR at December 16, 2011 04:08 PM (q8sMM)

79 Here I am, it's pretty good. Nothing to fear, really.

Posted by: Hitch at December 16, 2011 04:08 PM (Esl7g)

80 Not a bad retirement for a guy who only had to work half a year and probably retired at age 50. I have to pay for every dime of my retirement.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 16, 2011 04:08 PM (zEut6)

yeah. I got nothin'.

RINO.

Posted by: Mama AJ, kicking ya while you're down at December 16, 2011 04:10 PM (XdlcF)

82 The birth of Jeebus, the winter solstice, the Christmas tree, do you little ones see anything? Ho, Ho, Ho

Posted by: Hitch at December 16, 2011 04:10 PM (Esl7g)

Oh Jesus. I just took the USAToday candidate test from John E's link and I got Ron Paul.

I'm fucking so fucking going to fucking kill my fucking self fucking right fucking now.

Posted by: Truman North at December 16, 2011 04:10 PM (I2LwF)

84 especially since your little Truman looks suspiciously Jewish.

Posted by: tasker at December 16, 2011 04:11 PM (r2PLg)

85 Ron Paul for president

Posted by: Hitch at December 16, 2011 04:11 PM (Esl7g)

RINO.

Posted by: Mama AJ, kicking ya while you're down at December 16, 2011 08:10 PM (XdlcF)

Well officer, I was just layin' here and allasudden I get this sharp pain in my side...

Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 16, 2011 04:12 PM (npWmN)

87 66 Here in North Carolina kids get suspended for "Tebowing" in the hallway. In Minnesota, the mommies give their sons wood for fun. Nice fucking country.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 16, 2011 07:58 PM (Qjh0I)

Now that I get around to doing a little research, I see that it happened in NY?

Posted by: NC Ref at December 16, 2011 04:12 PM (WCQp7)

Oh Jesus. I just took the USAToday candidate test from John E's link and I got Ron Paul.

I'm fucking so fucking going to fucking kill my fucking self fucking right fucking now.

Posted by: Truman North at December 16, 2011 08:10 PM (I2LwF)

Relax. I'm betting that USAToday fixed the test so every possible outcome was "Ron Paul"

Posted by: Alanis Morrissette at December 16, 2011 04:13 PM (G+B5p)

89
Ack. Off me, toothy skank-sock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 16, 2011 04:14 PM (G+B5p)

Posted by: NC Ref

D'oh! The story was out of "NY", not "NC". My mistake.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 16, 2011 04:15 PM (Qjh0I)

I'm fucking so fucking going to fucking kill my fucking self fucking right fucking now.

Posted by: Truman North at December 16, 2011 08:10 PM (I2LwF)

It was generally agreed that the test was rigged so don't worry about it.

I got General Beringer, which I think was kind of accurate.

Posted by: ErikW at December 16, 2011 04:15 PM (YdEbS)

92

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is a pipeline and a normal goddamn lightbulb.

Thank you in advance,

Little Wodeshed

Posted by: Wodeshed at December 16, 2011 04:16 PM (SgLsM)

93 Little ones, I am dead, so is HE. Live free.

Posted by: Hitch at December 16, 2011 04:16 PM (Esl7g)

94 Read it on the local paper's website, and I guess I just assumed it was local.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 16, 2011 04:16 PM (Qjh0I)

The only reason I even mentioned that my dad gets a $31,000 pension was to see how fast some dipshit would attack my dad for being fat, lazy, stupid, etc....

I just get a kick out of listening to party hacks defend the indefensible.

And yet no one did attack your dad, while you, you've freely disparaged all Perry supporters and others who don't share your "philosophy."

It's very defensible. A thousand and one variables, playing themselves out over decades, resulted in the difference in pension amounts between your dad and Rick Perry.

Perhaps no one ever told you this, but there is a secret passphrase to a successful life that I, being a "hypocritical loudmouthed asshole" (project we much, there bub?) like to repeat to myself whenever needed, which is often. Ready, here it is: Life is not fair. Suck it up, butterbean.

Now, go piss up a rope.

Posted by: Count de Monet, getting nothing but a lump of coal and liking it at December 16, 2011 04:16 PM (4q5tP)

Oh Jesus. I just took the USAToday candidate test from John E's link and I got Ron Paul.

I'm fucking so fucking going to fucking kill my fucking self fucking right fucking now.

Posted by: Truman North at December 16, 2011 08:10 PM (I2LwF)

Heh, I got the following.

Huntsman, Bachman, Santorum all almost equal.

Romney, Perry, Gingrich, Obama and Paul.

In real life it's between Perry and Romney for me.

I am not sure that quiz is accurate.

Posted by: robtr at December 16, 2011 04:17 PM (MtwBb)

97 Lincolntf I live a few miles from Cary, the NJ of our state. I believed it too.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 16, 2011 04:18 PM (WCQp7)

98 Little ones, I am dead

Soon, ray. Soon.

Posted by: it is a tumah at December 16, 2011 04:18 PM (GTbGH)

99 Fk a dk 32 mb down, 4 up, Im back Yeeee haaaaa

Posted by: Hitch at December 16, 2011 04:20 PM (Esl7g)

100 Santorum, Bachmann, Romney in that order. Whatever.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 16, 2011 04:22 PM (Qjh0I)

101 So, DiT, where did you get that awesome ornament?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at December 16, 2011 04:22 PM (d0Tfm)

102 Lincolntf I live a few miles from Cary, the NJ of our state. I believed it too.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 16, 2011 08:18 PM (WCQp7)

Cary? We're practically neighbors then.

Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 16, 2011 04:23 PM (npWmN)

103 I'm a Winston-Salem-ite.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 16, 2011 04:24 PM (Qjh0I)

104

Fk a dk 32 mb down, 4 up, Im back Yeeee haaaaa

Does your finger smell better before or after you poke it in your ass?

Posted by: fluffy
Is in it for the Kodachrome at December 16, 2011 04:25 PM (O6q63)

105 Chris here, Lord I know why you are really pissed.

Posted by: Hitch at December 16, 2011 04:25 PM (Esl7g)

106
I got Michelle Bachmann#1, Rick Perry #2, and Noot #3.

It's called purity, bitches.

Posted by: Wodeshed at December 16, 2011 04:25 PM (SgLsM)

107 Lincolntf I live a few miles from Cary, the NJ of our state. I believed it too.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 16, 2011 08:18 PM (WCQp7)

Cary? We're practically neighbors then.

North Raleigh here...

Posted by: Wodeshed at December 16, 2011 04:27 PM (SgLsM)

108 Did anyone get Huntsman/Romney/Santorum? That would suck.

Posted by: Joffen at December 16, 2011 04:27 PM (zLeKL)

109 "Posted by: fluffy
Is in it for the Kodachrome at December 16, 2011 08:25 PM (O6q63)"

I keep forgetting you're not a girl. So are you gay? Although their is nothing wrong with that. LOL

Posted by: Hitch at December 16, 2011 04:27 PM (Esl7g)

110 Gee, with all of these NC morons you would think I'd be able to get someone to attend a moron meetup in Raleigh...

Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 16, 2011 04:27 PM (npWmN)

111 Wodeshed...Franklinton.

Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 16, 2011 04:28 PM (npWmN)

112 Gee, with all of these NC morons you would think I'd be able to get someone to attend a moron meetup in Raleigh... ---- I'm up here all by my lonesome in Niagara Falls... If any of youse make a visit, let me know and I'll buy youse a drink.

Posted by: Joffen at December 16, 2011 04:29 PM (zLeKL)

113

USAToday candidate test

Newt and Perry tied as my 1st and 2nd candidate. Santorum was 3rd.

Posted by: Ronster at December 16, 2011 04:30 PM (JGYCE)

114 GGE I moved to Durham. Guess I had enough of the People's Republic of Chapel Hill. And their fkn property values.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 16, 2011 04:31 PM (WCQp7)

115 "If any of youse make a visit, let me know and I'll buy youse a drink."

Are Yee a God believer?

Posted by: Hitch at December 16, 2011 04:31 PM (Esl7g)

116 I'll be in Garner all day Sunday. Y'all can join me for a taco and cerveza at the taco truck. Must bring your own cerveza, its a public park.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 16, 2011 04:33 PM (WCQp7)

117

Stickety I don't give fuck about your old mans pension but it's pretty obvious he's a fuckin asshole. Otherwise he would'nt have let you grow up to be such an ignorant piece of shit.

There are about ten political posts on the front page of the blog you could have shit on but you had to do it on a fun post by DiT.

Do the world a solid and kill yourself.

Posted by: Spad13 at December 16, 2011 04:33 PM (ctvKN)

118 I'm a Winston-Salem-ite.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 16, 2011 08:24 PM (Qjh0I)

Just outside of Archdale in Randolph Coumty...heh.

Posted by: Steph at December 16, 2011 04:33 PM (8WB3V)

119
Durham is home to the finest university in NC!

Posted by: Wodeshed at December 16, 2011 04:35 PM (SgLsM)

120

Just outside of Archdale in Randolph Coumty...heh.

Posted by: Steph at December 16, 2011 08:33 PM (8WB3V)

MMM that's BBQ country!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 16, 2011 04:35 PM (WCQp7)

121 Um...that would be County.

Posted by: Steph at December 16, 2011 04:35 PM (8WB3V)

122 Guess I had enough of the People's Republic of Chapel Hill. And their fkn property values.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 16, 2011 08:31 PM (WCQp7)

And the occupoopers who were going to do great things with buildings they didn't own and the idiot "reporters" who follow the cops in to clear them out...

Love to join you Sunday, unfortunately I'm in Iowa right now. What's in Garner?

Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 16, 2011 04:35 PM (npWmN)

123 122
Durham is home to the finest university in NC!

Posted by: Wodeshed at December 16, 2011 08:35 PM (SgLsM)

Yes. It. Is.

Posted by: Chancellor at NC Central at December 16, 2011 04:36 PM (WCQp7)

124

MMM that's BBQ country!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 16, 2011 08:35 PM (WCQp7)

And that good ole red vinegar slaw...yum.

Posted by: Steph at December 16, 2011 04:36 PM (8WB3V)

125 Awesome ornament Dave! Texans sure know how to celebrate Christmas!

Posted by: Joffen at December 16, 2011 04:36 PM (zLeKL)

126

Do the world a solid and kill yourself.

Posted by: Spad13 at December 16, 2011 08:33 PM (ctvKN)

I don't disagree with that sentiment but it would probably be better for your blood pressure to just ignore the douche.

Just sayin'

Posted by: ErikW at December 16, 2011 04:37 PM (VM7GL)

127 Well I'm the best mom ever because my son owns a Godzilla Christmas ornament. It lights up and makes a sound. But it isn't destroying a lighthouse. So maybe I'm only the 2nd best mom ever.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlinSeattle at December 16, 2011 04:37 PM (RZ8pf)

128 India

Posted by: Psychedelic Furs at December 16, 2011 04:39 PM (O6q63)

129 Hi PGIS! I thought the rest of the seattle morons abandoned me here and started up a Seattle String Pullers blog and didn't invite me.

Posted by: robtr at December 16, 2011 04:40 PM (MtwBb)

130

But it isn't destroying a lighthouse. So maybe I'm only the 2nd best mom ever.

You know what you must do.

Posted by: eBay at December 16, 2011 04:41 PM (O6q63)

131

Love to join you Sunday, unfortunately I'm in Iowa right now. What's in Garner?

Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 16, 2011 08:35 PM (npWmN)

Other than being the home of the last American Idol winner, its where my local latino soccer league plays on occasion. Every Sunday. Including the following Sunday, yes they even play on Christmas Day. And I now that I think about it, I guess I'll be working on New Year's Day too. FML.

_{*At least I get a little cash back from the illegals....*}

Posted by: Chancellor at NC Central at December 16, 2011 04:41 PM (WCQp7)

132

And speaking of BBQ, the company Christmas gift today was lunch at Texas Roadhouse, no limits.

Like a rookie, I filled up on peanuts, breadsticks and salad. The good news is that I'm having a half rack of ribs for breakfast tomorrow!

Posted by: ErikW at December 16, 2011 04:41 PM (VM7GL)

133 I'm at a loss trying to find how the tree ornament is so great. The lighthouse light illuminates and that's it. What the hell am I missing?

Posted by: Ronster at December 16, 2011 04:41 PM (JGYCE)

134 damn sock

Posted by: NC Ref at December 16, 2011 04:43 PM (WCQp7)

135 I'm off on both Christmas and New Years Day. Sundays, I'm usually working, but I get them off for the holidays. Yay me!

Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at December 16, 2011 04:44 PM (npWmN)

136
I'm at a loss trying to find how the tree ornament is so great. The lighthouse light illuminates and that's it. What the hell am I missing?

Posted by: Ronster at December 16, 2011 08:41 PM (JGYCE)

My foot is bigger than your house.....I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: Gojira's my name, bitch at December 16, 2011 04:45 PM (G+B5p)

137 130 Well I'm the best mom ever because my son owns a Godzilla Christmas ornament. It lights up and makes a sound. But it isn't destroying a lighthouse. So maybe I'm only the 2nd best mom ever.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlinSeattle at December 16, 2011 08:37 PM (RZ8pf)

Congratulations on being the 2nd best Mom ever! Since MY Mom is the 1st best, you are definitely the 2nd best awesomest too.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 16, 2011 04:45 PM (WCQp7)

138 Little ones the winter solstice, nights are long and days short, we are all depressed.

What dont you get???

Drink up

Posted by: Hitch at December 16, 2011 04:45 PM (Esl7g)

139

Chancellor at NC Central

As you have undoubtably guessed, I was not referring to NC Remedial University.

Posted by: Wodeshed at December 16, 2011 04:46 PM (SgLsM)

140 Ho, Ho, Ho

Posted by: Hitch at December 16, 2011 04:47 PM (Esl7g)

141 Cool ornament. But it was the Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, not Godzilla, who destroyed a lighthouse. Just sayin'.

Posted by: sauropod at December 16, 2011 04:47 PM (14aF6)

142 As you have undoubtably guessed, I was not referring to NC Remedial University.

Posted by: Wodeshed at December 16, 2011 08:46 PM (SgLsM)

We know. Thank you for bringing attention to our esteemed institution of higher learning.

Posted by: Durham Tech at December 16, 2011 04:49 PM (WCQp7)

143

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlinSeattle at December 16, 2011 08:37 PM (RZ8pf)

after a few years here at AoSHQ...... i can say you and the rest of the Ettes are the best Mom's in the world............. except for mine.

Posted by: Racefan at December 16, 2011 04:58 PM (eyQhA)

144

>> Well I'm the best mom ever because my son owns a Godzilla Christmas ornament

You are the best mom ever.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 16, 2011 05:05 PM (PjVdx)

145 I donÂ’t usually add my comments, but I will in this case. Nice work. I look forward to reading more.

Posted by: D.C. Dead epub at December 16, 2011 05:14 PM (GeprT)

146

I must amend my best mom ever entry with the late breaking development that I waited too long to order something from ThinkGeek and now it is sold out. So, I believe I will be moving down in the rankings. Though I am still waaaaay above the moms who wrapped up half eaten sandwiches in order to punk their kids on YouTube for millions of people to view.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at December 16, 2011 05:35 PM (RZ8pf)

147 Wow i really found this to be an interesting read; thanks for sharing

Posted by: Sharpen A Plane Blade at December 16, 2011 05:41 PM (l94RK)

148 has anyone ever asked Mitt Romney if he believes that the Garden of Eden is in Jackson County, Missouri?

Posted by: teboeowow at December 16, 2011 05:47 PM (sYrJ8)

149

There are so much to learn from your post here, Uma, well done.

Posted by: RSS Newsreader Apps at December 16, 2011 06:05 PM (fA4z/)

150 thanks very much, this is a very long post to read but very very inspiring. I totally agree with when you said that you donÂ’t have to give people ideas. I also work in sales, on my own, and I found out that if you have to many options people donÂ’t know what to choose so is better to leave them with only one option because the sale will be 100% closed and a lot faster.

Posted by: corsets at December 17, 2011 05:34 AM (HvC/j)

151 2 Maybe he can eat Detroit when finished with the lighthouse appetizer.

Posted by: cicerokid at December 16, 2011 07:18 PM (o7cIW)

I don't need Gojira puking up all over San Diego like a dog that just ate a june bug, thank you very much.

Posted by: Bill H at December 17, 2011 09:32 AM (3sZO1)

152 actually, the point I was making is that it is only obvious to the people here. I just had to tell my friend not to fill up her car until later in the week, to just put in enough gas to tide her over since gas prices have to come down since oil is going down. She literally had no idea.

Posted by: corsets at December 17, 2011 05:00 PM (if4ZB)

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154
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155 Krap.

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