March 07, 2011

The Coming Dark Age [Fritzworth]
— Open Blogger

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Robert Vacca wrote his work The Coming Dark Age back in the eco-70s. His basic premise was that our technological and logistical infrastructure was becoming so complex and inter-dependent that a major failure somewhere would trigger a domino effect, causing civilization to grind to a halt. Vacca underestimated the ability of complex systems -- particularly those with humans involved -- to adapt and work around failures.

But now we face blackouts that are intended, all in the name of "renewable energy". This from England:

Electricity consumers in the UK will need to get used to flicking the switch and finding the power unavailable, according to Steve Holliday, CEO of National Grid, the country’s grid operator. Because of a six-fold increase in wind generation, which won’t be available when the wind doesn’t blow, “The grid is going to be a very different system in 2020, 2030,” he told BBC’s Radio 4. “We keep thinking that we want it to be there and provide power when we need it. It’s going to be much smarter than that.

“We are going to change our own behaviour and consume it when it is available and available cheaply.”

Holliday has for several years been predicting that blackouts could become a feature of power systems that replace reliable coal plants with wind turbines in order to meet greenhouse gas targets. Wind-based power systems are necessary to meet the governmentÂ’s targets, he has explained, but they will require lifestyle changes.

Under the so-called “smart grid” that the UK is developing, the government-regulated utility will be able to decide when and where power should be delivered, to ensure that it meets the highest social purpose. Governments may, for example, decide that the needs of key industries take precedence over others, or that the needs of industry trump that of residential consumers. Governments would also be able to price power prohibitively if it is used for non-essential purposes.

The sheer idiocy here is breathtaking, as well as the rampant opportunities for abuse, corruption, and social engineering (but I repeat myself). To see a 21st Century world power deliberately embrace aspects of a third-world lifestyle boggles the mind. Let this be a lesson to us all. Hat tip to Climate Depot. ..fritz..

[Cross-posted from And Still I Persist]

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1
with the advent of nuclear power there is absolutely NO reason to do this

Posted by: Soothsayer Grande at March 07, 2011 11:48 AM (uFokq)

2 Under the so-called “smart grid” that the UK is developing, the government-regulated utility will be able to decide when and where power should be delivered, to ensure that it meets the highest social purpose.

Yeesh.  I thought I was reading Atlas Shrugged for a moment...

Posted by: SkepticalMI at March 07, 2011 11:49 AM (UwY65)

3
In other words....

Energy Rationing.

Posted by: Soothsayer Grande at March 07, 2011 11:49 AM (uFokq)

4 Nuculer power is the devil!!!!111ElEVENTY!!!

Posted by: lowfibass at March 07, 2011 11:49 AM (T1ZAZ)

5 Failure: the new feature!

Posted by: USA at March 07, 2011 11:49 AM (YZISw)

6
How does the Warlock community feel about this?

How about the Electric Grid community?

Posted by: Soothsayer Grande at March 07, 2011 11:49 AM (uFokq)

7 In Soviet Britain, your power turns off on YOU.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at March 07, 2011 11:50 AM (0IPsJ)

8 Holy crap. Literal de-evolution. I remember as a kid, being told in school, animals adapt to their environment but man adapts the environment to suit himself. No more. Are we not men?

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 11:50 AM (AZGON)

9 Population going up, resources staying the same or even diminishing. It doesn't take a genius to project in to the future a bit.

Be prepared.

Posted by: navybrat at March 07, 2011 11:51 AM (dMOzi)

10 When the power goes off, can we have the looters hit the idiots making these decisions first?

Posted by: grognard at March 07, 2011 11:51 AM (NS2Mo)

11

That is totalitarianism pure and simple.

"Highest social purpose"????

What do you want to bet that there will NEVER be a day when the highest social purpose of electricity would be to keep the lights on in the homes of Conservatives.

 

Posted by: Boots at March 07, 2011 11:51 AM (neKzn)

12 Uh, no.

Posted by: On the Dole at March 07, 2011 11:51 AM (0IPsJ)

13 with the advent of nuclear power there is absolutely NO legitimate or moral reason to do this. FIFY

Posted by: VitriolicCynic at March 07, 2011 11:51 AM (elJA3)

Posted by: maddogg at March 07, 2011 11:52 AM (OlN4e)

15 @9 Resources aren't going away for everyone-just the idiots putting up windmills.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 07, 2011 11:52 AM (0IPsJ)

16 Uh you do remember I came from Europe right?

Posted by: Fascism at March 07, 2011 11:52 AM (OgbAh)

17
This new grid will be so fucking smart...

it will only work part-time.

/nods smugly

Posted by: Soothsayer Grid, 2020 at March 07, 2011 11:52 AM (uFokq)

18 So London, viewed at night from space, will look just like North Korea?

Posted by: Boots at March 07, 2011 11:52 AM (neKzn)

19 I don't believe the sheer idiocy of this. Wind turbines? What about nuclear power? France uses nukes!  The scrubbers on the stacks of coal-fired plants release clean steam! This is ridiculous.

Good bye, Britain. It was nice while it lasted.

Posted by: Dianna at March 07, 2011 11:53 AM (mKMj1)

20 IN solidarity with our pussy-whipped former Mother Country:


I am hereby launching a preemptive eco-strike for the good of the planet.

Going to begin wearing a rabbit-fur loincloth (live rabbit of course)
wiping my ass with my hand
tearing the floor out of the house so we can sleep on Mother Gaya's boobies
no more toothbrush
no more combs, brushes, or shampoo
Soap is bad and gives Gaya herpes
doing laundry is for corporate greedy rich white patriarchy, or something

Candles made out of my own earwax are our only light source.

It's for Gaya. Cuz she apparently has the fuckin sniffles or some shit. Mother Earth has never noticed I was alive before, but supposedly since Algore my three goddamn lightbulbs are causing her stomach cramps.


Posted by: sifty at March 07, 2011 11:53 AM (u4JjU)

21 And we thought we outran "1984".

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 07, 2011 11:53 AM (0IPsJ)

22 Somehow, I think the people in neighborhoods that count won't have to deal with this. If they were open and transparent about their elitism, I wouldn't mind it so much.

Posted by: VitriolicCynic at March 07, 2011 11:54 AM (elJA3)

23 Britain, ever on the march towards becoming Airstrip One...

Posted by: catmman at March 07, 2011 11:54 AM (DTzwU)

24 I'm going to make a fortune selling smart grid adapter cords for old appliances.

Posted by: Can you get Trichinosis from undercooked Bieber? at March 07, 2011 11:54 AM (F/4zf)

25 Well, from an engineer's viewpoint, our whole technologically dependant civilization is as fragile as gossimer. Think about how little it would take to bring it all down. Domino effect, and all. $10.00 a gallon gas might be enough to bring it all crashing down. I guess we will see. But fragile it is, robust it ain't.

Posted by: maddogg at March 07, 2011 11:54 AM (OlN4e)

26 So you mean I get to decide when you get power? Fear my reign for I am a harsh mistress!

Posted by: The Wind at March 07, 2011 11:55 AM (OgbAh)

27 Resistance is futile. Literally tilting at windmills.

Posted by: USA at March 07, 2011 11:55 AM (YZISw)

28 Yeah, but how's this going to affect the chocolate ration?

Posted by: catmman at March 07, 2011 11:55 AM (DTzwU)

29 @15 resources (commodities) are definitely getting more expensive, which is an indication of scarcity. Some of that is due to the dollar going down, but a lot of it is real scarcity.

Posted by: navybrat at March 07, 2011 11:56 AM (dMOzi)

30 This is another one of those great ideas that will work until the first time some poor prole in the Midlands tries to heat up some left-over fish and chips. Britain may not survive the consequent upheavals.

But seriously how the hell can this idiot think that people will accept not having electricity while elites like him will never, ever be denied. Even over in merry old England I doubt this kind of nonsense will stand.

Posted by: deepelemblues at March 07, 2011 11:56 AM (1Qn+f)

31 Under the so-called “smart grid” that the UK is developing, the government-regulated utility will be able to decide when and where power should be delivered, to ensure that it meets the highest social purpose. Governments may, for example, decide that the needs of key industries take precedence over others, or that the needs of industry trump that of residential consumers. Governments would also be able to price power prohibitively if it is used for non-essential purposes.


Socialism at it's finest.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 07, 2011 11:56 AM (UK9cE)

32
Union Power in 2020

/rips envelope

What is a new power grid that costs twice as much and only works half of the time?


Posted by: Carnak, the fagnificent at March 07, 2011 11:56 AM (uFokq)

33 Isn't it great? We're making our future islamic overlords feel right at home bringing the third world shithole to them!

Posted by: (The Late) Great Britain at March 07, 2011 11:56 AM (27KAF)

34 Going to begin wearing a rabbit-fur loincloth (live rabbit of course) wiping my ass with my hand tearing the floor out of the house so we can sleep on Mother Gaya's boobies no more toothbrush no more combs, brushes, or shampoo Soap is bad and gives Gaya herpes doing laundry is for corporate greedy rich white patriarchy, or something Hey, Lady Gaga posts here! Or is it Janeane Garafalo?

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 11:57 AM (AZGON)

35

No worries, the fucksaw uses disposable batteris.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at March 07, 2011 11:58 AM (pr+up)

36 We here in North Korea are years ahead in this type of darkness technology.

Posted by: Kim Jong Illin at March 07, 2011 11:58 AM (tf9Ne)

37 On the previous thread, somebody had a story of Odipstick signing us up for some international eco-stupidity group, where we get to pay for that too.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 07, 2011 11:58 AM (qqrPQ)

38 Potential counter-point, or more of the same:

''Someone joked to me the other day that the biggest growth industry in Britain this past decade has been the people writing the rules,'' Mr [David] Cameron told activists.

''But actually it's no joke.

''Every regulator, every official, every bureaucrat in government has got to understand that we cannot afford to keep loading costs onto business because frankly they cannot take it any more.

(via Dennis Prager)

Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 07, 2011 11:59 AM (S59+B)

39
Imagine if you will...the future!

The year is 2020. You're traveling to the supermarket in a high-speed rail train. It stops. The wind blows. The train moves again. Then stops. Then the wind blows and the train travels another 50 feet.

The future!

Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at March 07, 2011 11:59 AM (uFokq)

40 His premise seems to be justified by things like the NYC blackout a few years ago, when the grid that was supposed to keep a major blackout from happening caused one instead.

Until a complex system is proven out in actual situations, there's always the chance that the designers made mistakes or oversights.

Posted by: JEA at March 07, 2011 11:59 AM (DPvCq)

41

Heard Rush talking about this on today's program.  Amazing.  Words don't begin to describe how FAR Britain has fallen, and in a remarkably short time.  I can't believe Winnie or Thatcher could have ever foreseen such idiocy from their countrymen.

And of course the worst part is that it's only a matter of time before it comes here.

Hey, speaking of unwanted British imports, how about that socialized medicine?  Here's what one influential British healthcare official - Dr. Daphne Austin, Consultant in Public Health Medicine for West Midlands Specialised Commissioning team - says in a new documentary, in regards to babies born at 23 weeks (emphasis mine):

"...We are doing more harm than good by resuscitating 23-weekers. I canÂ’t think of very many interventions that have such poor outcomes. For me the big issue is that weÂ’re spending an awful lot of money on treatments that have very marginal benefit. (MWR note: "There's no such thing as RATIONING under socialised medicine.  Don't be silly!") I would prefer to free up that money to spend on providing support to people who have much more lifelong chronic conditions.”

In even more stunning comments, Austin says that while parents should get a say, in reality they don’t speak for the baby: “There’s a lot of emphasis on the parents’ views and what they want.
(MWR note: You mean like wanting their baby to live?) But somewhere in there, there needs to be an advocate for the baby.” The assumption seems to be the baby would rather die.

(via the Blaze, via Weasel Zippers, via Daily Mail UK)

Posted by: MWR at March 07, 2011 11:59 AM (4df7R)

42

I'm not here, this isn't happening. I'm not here, this isn't happening. I'm not here, this isn't happening...

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 11:59 AM (wuv1c)

43

I really don't know enough about Britain's political system, how did the decent citizens agree to give up so many of their rights?  Why aren't these totalitarian luddites voted out of office? 

I'm afraid the answer is that Britons got hooked on socialism and free stuff, and they lost their freedom as they voted for and accepted the freebies.  It's like the free stuff they vote themselves (out of other people's wallets) eventually will kill their desire or even ability to think and act for themselves.

Posted by: Boots at March 07, 2011 11:59 AM (neKzn)

44 Trending up: Battery powered vibrators Trending down: AC powered vibrators

Posted by: Trend Spotter at March 07, 2011 12:00 PM (YZISw)

45 I can see an emerging market for wood burning, steam powered, generator and home heating systems. 20 to 30 HP should be plenty big enough.

Posted by: sTevo at March 07, 2011 12:00 PM (vqAQ6)

46

, to ensure that it meets the highest social purpose

 

Hospitals and the homes of government officials

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 12:00 PM (wuv1c)

47 Hey, if I can do this, why can't the rest of you? It's not like a lifestyle of solar panels in the Hollywood hills and expensive alternative appliances and custom construction is beyond most people's means. Anyway, my limo is here, so peace out, world citizens.

Posted by: Ed Begley Jr. at March 07, 2011 12:00 PM (AZGON)

48 A joke from the future: Hey.. You know what American used for light before candles? Electricity.

Posted by: Dave C at March 07, 2011 12:01 PM (5OSzu)

49 Guess what?  The Libtard Crusade Against the Periodic Table of Elements Continues:  Next up: Nitrogen.

Also, anybody want to buy some NYC general obligation bonds?  No?

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 07, 2011 12:01 PM (0IPsJ)

50 Ok so what about their endstate is different from communism? Every plan or goal has an endstate, what is theirs. The complete and total control and regulatiion of every facet of their citizen's lives. They decide when factories open, when you turn your lights on and off. They want this power. How is this different than communism deciding how many TVs get made per day, how and when people can move?

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 07, 2011 12:01 PM (OgbAh)

51

Until a complex system is proven out in actual situations, there's always the chance that the designers made mistakes or oversights.

Uh, no. Mistakes are guaranteed, not just possible.

Posted by: maddogg at March 07, 2011 12:01 PM (OlN4e)

52 Some of that is due to the dollar going down, but a lot of it is real scarcity.  Posted by: navybrat

And a whole shitbin of the rest is due to government incompetence and interference ... But I repeat myself.

Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 07, 2011 12:02 PM (S59+B)

53 @41 Fantastic find.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 12:02 PM (AZGON)

54 @41 They need an advocate for the wall-to-wall counseling of Dr. Daphne Austin.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 07, 2011 12:02 PM (0IPsJ)

55 "And a whole shitbin of the rest is due to government incompetence and interference..."

Priced in.

Posted by: navybrat at March 07, 2011 12:03 PM (dMOzi)

56 “We keep thinking that we want it to be there and provide power when we need it. It’s going to be much smarter than that.

Think about that one for a moment.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 12:03 PM (7utQ2)

57 The Libtard Crusade Against the Periodic Table of Elements Continues: Next up: Nitrogen. Dude. I don't think even Iowahawk could lambaste that. Amazing. I can't wait until liberals decide to reduce their oxygen footprint. Drastically.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 12:04 PM (AZGON)

58 Yeah, except that's not why they are doing it, #40, you dunce.

Blackouts are a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 07, 2011 12:04 PM (0IPsJ)

59 Imagine if you will...the future!

The year is 2020. You're traveling to the supermarket in a high-speed rail train. It stops. The wind blows. The train moves again. Then stops. Then the wind blows and the train travels another 50 feet.

The future!

Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at March 07, 2011 03:59 PM (uFokq)

Under a wind power scenario, we'd all better be praying for a Hurricane Katrina every couple of weeks or we're all boned.  Cold and boned.

Posted by: MWR at March 07, 2011 12:04 PM (4df7R)

60
The British may not revolt because of Muslim influence or attacks on its citizenry, but interfere with their afternoon hot tea and they'll gut members of government like a razorback for barbecue.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 07, 2011 12:04 PM (ZHsNw)

61

I really don't know enough about Britain's political system, how did the decent citizens agree to give up so many of their rights?  Why aren't these totalitarian luddites voted out of office? 

 

voted out and replaced by whom?

Tell me what English, or UK political party is against this type of thinking.

It's what worries me about America, I tend to hate it when the two parties agree on things because then their isn't really an option for those of us who disagree.

The Tories, Labor, and Lib Dems are all the same

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 12:05 PM (wuv1c)

62
The new grid is so smart it will decide if you really need to watch tv or refrigerate your food.


Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at March 07, 2011 12:05 PM (uFokq)

63 I'd like the dunce to explain this new need to reduce out nitrogen footprint, while he is here putting us some fugasi knowledge.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 07, 2011 12:05 PM (0IPsJ)

64 How is this different than communism deciding how many TVs get made per day, how and when people can move?

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 07, 2011 04:01 PM (OgbAh)



Well, it's the next logical step.  If you want a TV in the UK, you have to pay the monthly TV tax or they come in your house, take it, then send you a bill for violating the law.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 07, 2011 12:06 PM (UK9cE)

65 49 Guess what?  The Libtard Crusade Against the Periodic Table of Elements Continues:  Next up: Nitrogen.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 07, 2011 04:01 PM (0IPsJ)

And they say CONSERVATIVES are anti-science? 

Posted by: MWR at March 07, 2011 12:06 PM (4df7R)

66 Nudge.

Posted by: Cass R. Sunstein, Nudge Czar at March 07, 2011 12:06 PM (swuwV)

67

Microwaving popcorn and melting the cheese on nachos are both essential purposes.  1500 watt hair blow driers, curling irons, and straighteners are not.

Of course, I expect a certain segment of the population will strongly disagree...

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2011 12:07 PM (XBM1t)

68 The whole point of the power grid is to provide power when and where it is needed/wanted. Not to meet some kinda "green" manifesto. And they are trying to tell us it is "smarter" not to have that? Sounds like living in Nigeria.

Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2011 12:07 PM (Fw2Gg)

69 he government[-regulated utility] will be able to decide when and where power should be delivered, to ensure that it meets the highest social purpose.

--Oh no, that has never posed a problem to any society in history.  Not at all.

Posted by: logprof at March 07, 2011 12:07 PM (BP6Z1)

70 The British are now practiced at taking it up the ass. They will take the new butt reaming easily. May they lie back and enjoy. I don't give a fat rat's ass.

Posted by: maddogg at March 07, 2011 12:07 PM (OlN4e)

71
/flips on light switch

Hal9000Grid: I'm sorry, Dave, I cannot do that.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Republican Whip at March 07, 2011 12:07 PM (uFokq)

72

Well, it's the next logical step.  If you want a TV in the UK, you have to pay the monthly TV tax or they come in your house, take it, then send you a bill for violating the law.

ON This Subject.

They have a van that goes around neighborhoods that can detect how many TV's you have to see if you've lied to them.

I remember seeing it online.

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 12:07 PM (wuv1c)

73 Hey M&M's, anybody have a decent way to contact Monty? Was just thinking about what books you'd want to have on hand in a Post Apocalyptic/rebuilding scenario, and thought he'd be interested in turning it into a living thread.  What'd you want on hand when you can't access the ye olde powerful internet?

Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (not Dave) at March 07, 2011 12:07 PM (0ihy/)

74 There was already a thread up on the Nitrogen thing at hot air, in case anyone thought I was actually trolling TV station news sites.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 07, 2011 12:07 PM (0IPsJ)

75 His premise seems to be justified

Uh, no.  Next.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 12:07 PM (7utQ2)

76 Socialism at it's finest.

No, this is not socialism. That is the phony CO2 trading program scam.

This is anarchists at work seeking the total collapse of the country. This turd is breathtakingly insane.

Posted by: Vic at March 07, 2011 12:08 PM (M9Ie6)

77 Better make sure none of your Facebook postings piss off whoever is Lord High Chief Power Rationer ...

In the immortal words of the talking half of Master Blaster:

Who run Barter Town?!?!
Who ... run ... Barter Town?!?

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2011 12:08 PM (QcFbt)

78 Under the so-called “smart grid” that the UK is developing, the government-regulated utility will be able to decide when and where power should be delivered, to ensure that it meets the highest social purpose.

Wow. "Highest social purpose" -- translation: "subject to the whim of a bureaucrat".

Have fun being serfs again, Britain!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 07, 2011 12:08 PM (IuKAf)

79 This is the obligatory comment about the sun finally setting on the British flag, or something like that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 07, 2011 12:08 PM (b6qrg)

80

Where to start...

$10.00 a gallon gas might be enough to bring it all crashing down.

Actually, it looks like Sheer Human Stupidity will manage it long before at this rate.

I really don't know enough about Britain's political system, how did the decent citizens agree to give up so many of their rights?

What Boots said, plus the fact that half of the UK's 'system' isn't written down anywhere.  If you think it's bad here with the courts making shit up as they go along, imagine how it is when there isn't a written Constitution to have to go through the motions with.  Near infinite potential for tomfoolery of this sort...

Posted by: DarkLord, phoning it in at March 07, 2011 12:09 PM (GBXon)

81 Rum, sodomy, and the lash.

Sorry, but we are all out of Rum.  You may have as much of the other two as you like.

Posted by: Britannia Rules the Waves at March 07, 2011 12:09 PM (0IPsJ)

82 Why don't they just send all their money to me?

Posted by: Nigerian prince who just emailed you to let you know you can have his inheretence for a 100 inherent at March 07, 2011 12:09 PM (OgbAh)

83 to ensure that it meets the highest social purpose. Dude, you gotta stop reading Marx. He's, like, 100 years old and doesn't mean anything any longer.

Posted by: Ezra Klein, in his cups at March 07, 2011 12:10 PM (AZGON)

84

What'd you want on hand when you can't access the ye olde powerful internet?

First, I wouldn't suggest loading them on your Kindle...

Posted by: DarkLord, phoning it in at March 07, 2011 12:10 PM (GBXon)

85

The Tories, Labor, and Lib Dems are all the same

Again, I've never paid enough attention to British politics to understand what's going on over there.......is that why the powers that be over there call the British National party a bunch of fascists, simply because the BN is opposed to fascism? 

Occasionally I'll follow a link to one of the British on-line papers, and what I find striking is that the papers are all celebrity gossip, who's sleeping with whom, who just lost/gained weight, or had a boob job, or had some sort of interaction with the royal family. 

Posted by: Boots at March 07, 2011 12:10 PM (neKzn)

86 Nitrogen?  Nitrogen?  The 78% of the atmosphere, nitrogen?

They are going to go after oxygen next.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 12:11 PM (7utQ2)

87 @81 And the Sovereign in Parliament always had the God-given authority to do whatever the hell they wanted.  Now it's just Parliament, but the same thing applies...unless the EU disapproves.

Posted by: Britannia Rules the Waves at March 07, 2011 12:11 PM (0IPsJ)

88 Recently tangled with an author of a green investing book on FB - she was all like "imagine a world where we all rode bikes," and so I said we could save a lot of energy living in grass huts and subsistence farming, and she got all up in arms - that's a myth!!! I want her to imagine her little online business without electricity.

Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2011 12:11 PM (Fw2Gg)

89 They called me crazy when I said they were a threat.

Posted by: Don Quixote at March 07, 2011 12:12 PM (0q2P7)

90

Any "dark age" imho, would be relatively brief and relatively light.  We could very quickly restore ourselves to early-mid 20th century levels of technology.  The main thing would be the burst of violence and social upheaval in the beginning.  

Posted by: Alex at March 07, 2011 12:12 PM (J2ejK)

91

Time to limber up the harpoon throwing arm!

I see a lucrative future in whale oil lanterns!

Posted by: ErikW at March 07, 2011 12:12 PM (D0cCe)

92 Sock fail

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 07, 2011 12:12 PM (OgbAh)

93 They are going to go after oxygen next. Been done. Know what ozone is? Remember when Reagan said trees make pollution? Pine trees make ozone. Ozone is a pollutant. Ozone is O3.

Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2011 12:13 PM (Fw2Gg)

94 I'm going all in on this nitrogen thing . Money seems to be easily parted from these fucking idiots .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2011 12:13 PM (npr0X)

95 Recently tangled with an author of a green investing book on FB - she was all like "imagine a world where we all rode bikes,"

Yes, because that's how I want the fire department to respond to a call at my house.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 12:14 PM (7utQ2)

96 This organic fad isn't helping the world food supply either.

Malthus wrote a book about organic farming.  The ending was quite a downer.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 07, 2011 12:15 PM (0IPsJ)

97 The banning of Dihydrogen Monoxide is next. There are already people who've signed up to do it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 07, 2011 12:15 PM (b6qrg)

98 What'd you want on hand when you can't access the ye olde powerful internet?

Here's a good one to have in case of emergency Army survival manual. And also a  set of the  Foxfire books


Posted by: Kim Jong Illin at March 07, 2011 12:15 PM (tf9Ne)

99 To see a 21st Century world power deliberately embrace aspects of a third-world lifestyle boggles the mind.

Coming to a country near you.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 07, 2011 12:15 PM (GTbGH)

100


Sorry, but we are all out of Rum.  You may have as much of the other two as you like.

Alcohol has been banned as it offends Islam.

Posted by: Future British PM Abu-Jihad at March 07, 2011 12:15 PM (J2ejK)

101

I really don't know enough about Britain's political system, how did the decent citizens agree to give up so many of their rights?  Why aren't these totalitarian luddites voted out of office? 

I'm afraid the answer is that Britons got hooked on socialism and free stuff, and they lost their freedom as they voted for and accepted the freebies.  It's like the free stuff they vote themselves (out of other people's wallets) eventually will kill their desire or even ability to think and act for themselves.

Posted by: Boots at March 07, 2011 03:59 PM (neKzn)

All true, I'm afraid.  I think I read or heard somewhere that something like 50% of Britain's population is on the dole (can anyone verify that for me?).  That's why there's such an uproar over there now that Cameron & Co. have come out with sweeping Welfare Reform legislation.  All the layabouts are pissed that they'll have to actually work for their money instead of getting to enjoy their free time.  No joke, that is an actual quote from an actual Brit moocher.  It's amazing.  They have no shame.

Posted by: MWR at March 07, 2011 12:15 PM (4df7R)

102

"Are we not men?"

YGTBKM

Posted by: DEVO at March 07, 2011 12:16 PM (OXvHP)

103 I will stop the motor of the world.

Posted by: Steve Holliday at March 07, 2011 12:17 PM (GTbGH)

104 Time for John Bull to wake up and start executing hippies and senior labour party members (aka. 'parteigenosse')!

Posted by: VacuumJockey at March 07, 2011 12:17 PM (FEE0y)

105 That is the phony CO2 trading program scam.

Which was invented by Ken Lay himself, and then taken over by Goldman Sachs and Al Gore when Lay did the perp walk.  But ecotards really don't want you to know that.

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 07, 2011 12:18 PM (p05LM)

106 The lash, we will provide.  Sodomy, you may indulge in, but not on Fridays and never with sheep intended for sale as meat.

Posted by: Abhullah Al-Lancaster, Minister of Justice at March 07, 2011 12:18 PM (0IPsJ)

107 When you give up your freedom, you give up your manhood. The British are children now, and will do what they're told.

Posted by: maddogg at March 07, 2011 12:18 PM (OlN4e)

108   74 Hey M&M's, anybody have a decent way to contact Monty? Was just thinking about what books you'd want to have on hand in a Post Apocalyptic/rebuilding scenario, and thought he'd be interested in turning it into a living thread.  What'd you want on hand when you can't access the ye olde powerful internet?

Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (not Dave) at March 07, 2011 04:07 PM (0ihy/)

BIG-UNS!!

 

Posted by: Al Bundy at March 07, 2011 12:19 PM (pr+up)

109
“Not to go on all-fours; that is the Law. Are we not Men?
“Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not Men?
“Not to eat Fish or Flesh; that is the Law. Are we not Men?
“Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not Men?
“Not to chase other Men; that is the Law. Are we not Men?”

Posted by: Ape-man at March 07, 2011 12:19 PM (GTbGH)

110

Recently tangled with an author of a green investing book on FB - she was all like "imagine a world where we all rode bikes,"

Yes, because that's how I want the fire department to respond to a call at my house.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 04:14 PM (7utQ2)

Also, that world already exists. It's called every Third World piece of shit with raw sewage running down the middle of the street.

Posted by: ErikW at March 07, 2011 12:19 PM (D0cCe)

111 Here's a good one to have in case of emergency Army survival manual. And also a  set ofthe  Foxfire books

I'd pick up some basic instructions on metal casting, blacksmithing and basic machines.  Assuming that the worst does happen, being able to fabricate weapons and tools would make you valuable, as well as enable you to establish a more comforatable lifestyle.  It probably wouldn't hurt to brush up on basic chemistry and gardening skills. 

Posted by: Alex at March 07, 2011 12:20 PM (J2ejK)

112 Don't forget, how you say....analog...porn.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 07, 2011 12:20 PM (0IPsJ)

113

Children!

This is all part of the European Unions' attempts to make all those immigrating Muslims feel at home now that they're no longer in their dysfunctional 3rd world hell hole.

Next they're gonna import a LOT of sand....

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed at March 07, 2011 12:21 PM (v4UYp)

114

Malthus wrote a book about organic farming.  The ending was quite a downer.

 

Ah yes, crop yields have linear growth, but population has exponential growth. Math is hard.


Posted by: Boots at March 07, 2011 12:22 PM (neKzn)

115

If you like your rolling blackouts...

 

Posted by: BHO at March 07, 2011 12:22 PM (pr+up)

116 107 The lash, we will provide.  Sodomy, you may indulge in, but not on Fridays and never with sheep intended for sale as meat.

Posted by: Abhullah Al-Lancaster, Minister of Justice at March 07, 2011 04:18 PM (0IPsJ)

But goats.  Goats are okay.  Have at it with the goats.

Oh, and beat your wife.  Because she's a woman, and that's what they're for. 

Posted by: MWR at March 07, 2011 12:22 PM (4df7R)

117 Yeah well you know, computers like it when you flicker their power.  Buy stock in UPS manufacturers.

Posted by: dogcatcher at March 07, 2011 12:22 PM (NuPNl)

118 blaster: "...she was all like 'imagine a world where we all rode bikes,'"

Is she expecting everyone to be like Lance Armstrong? Most people barely amble up a two-story flight of stairs; now she imagines we'll all make it cross-town, lugging dead weight of every day functions. And do it efficiently.

Idiocy doesn't even begin to address this. Honestly, how do such people survive adolescence?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 07, 2011 12:24 PM (swuwV)

119

Malthus wrote a book about organic farming.  The ending was quite a downer.

I hear that that Jonathan Swift fellow also tackled the topic of hunger, poverty and overpopulation.  YMMV.

Posted by: MWR at March 07, 2011 12:25 PM (4df7R)

120 Honestly, how do such people survive adolescence?

We let them out of their lockers out of compassion.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 12:26 PM (7utQ2)

121 ...and this is why I have my own well, a generator and 50 gallons of gasoline in the shed.

Bring it, zombies.

Posted by: tangonine at March 07, 2011 12:28 PM (x3YFz)

122 Honestly, how do such people survive adolescence? Good q. It's a heck of a lot efficient for me to commute in a car. But the point of all these people is NOT to use power. Power is what makes us, well, powerful. We are able to do things that we otherwise could not by using energy. Things like turning on the light at night on the way to the potty.

Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2011 12:29 PM (Fw2Gg)

123

The fact is that there are very few power plants under construction in the US yet our power demands increase regularly. out of necessity, grid operators and utilities are going more and more to "demand response" or energy users voluntarily cutting consumption when the grid is stressed. But as we found out continuously, voluntary just means pre-mandatory. (FMLA) it won't be long, without more generating capacity that demand response becomes mandatory and in comes the social engineering and eventual energy riots.

Renewables? HAH! wind power doesn't work all of the time and utilities are required to maintain "spinning reserves" to handle the load that wind power frequently drops. This spinning reserves are becoming more expensive. Solar is the same way, a little more constant but those clouds can piss in your punchbowl.

Posted by: Max Entropy at March 07, 2011 12:29 PM (lH6z9)

124

A nearby town full of libs has decided to remove the parking lot for the public library, and replace it with "green space".  The parking lot will be relocated to a multi-story parking structure several blocks away, and will require that patrons trudge up & down the stairs in the lot, and then walk those couple of blocks.  With their books of course.

Ask yourself, who are the primary users of public libraries?  (Besides hobos)

The elderly and parents of small children that's who. 

One more thing - snowfall this winter is around four feet of the white stuff!  The "green space" will be in use for maybe three months of the year.

Posted by: Boots at March 07, 2011 12:30 PM (neKzn)

125

Heh, so far I'd come up with a few basic idea, but not many titles.  In no particular order:

Boy Scout Handbook, complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. Basic and advanced First aid books, possibly a couple covering more advanced procedures. Dean Ing's Pulling Through, Books on Carpentry, Metal Smithing, Gardening, Basic Chemistry, Something on canning and preserving, a guide on reloading, things like that. 

 I remember reading about several books that were preserved in "Lucifer's Hammer" something like the 'Big Book of things, or The Way things Are part 1 and 2" but can't remember the titles. 

It was just one of those ideas about what you'd like on your bookshelf when the world went to pot, you know?

Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (not Dave) at March 07, 2011 12:30 PM (0ihy/)

126

What he said:  "Governments may, for example, decide that the needs of key industries take precedence over others, or that the needs of industry trump that of residential consumers. Governments would also be able to price power prohibitively if it is used for non-essential purposes."

What he really meant:  Governments would, for example, decide that the needs of favored industries that donated heavily to the current administation's campaigns take precedence over others that donated smaller amounts and certainly over disfavored, easily scapegoated industries, or that the needs of people, unions, and PAC groups that voted for and donated to the current administration trump those of loser chumps who did not.  Governments would also be able decree which purposes are favored and receive an electricity ration and which purposes are politically incorrect and will be banned.

Also, if you lurk or comment at AoSHQ, your electric service will be immediately disconnected and made irrepairable with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2011 12:30 PM (XBM1t)

127 122 ...and this is why I have my own well, a generator and 50 gallons of gasoline in the shed.

Bring it, zombies.

Posted by: tangonine at March 07, 2011 04:28 PM (x3YFz)

That won't last you long. Backup?

Posted by: maddogg at March 07, 2011 12:31 PM (OlN4e)

128 Circa (Insert Year Here): "We let them out of their lockers out of compassion."

Then we need to teach our children to quit doing that. Compassionate conservatism is overrated.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 07, 2011 12:32 PM (swuwV)

129 One would like to grab the nearest politician handy and shake him/her vigorously whilst shouting at the top of one's lungs, "Get your ass to work and stop this bullshit! I expect you to start repealing laws and regulations until you find the one that's keeping us from having as much electricity as we want, and then repeal that one twice!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 07, 2011 12:32 PM (b6qrg)

Posted by: toby928™ at March 07, 2011 12:33 PM (GTbGH)

131 Compassionate conservatism is the wordy way to say liberal.

Posted by: Boots at March 07, 2011 12:33 PM (neKzn)

132 No wonder our politicians like the "smart grid" so much--they can control it (and us)!

Posted by: PJ at March 07, 2011 12:34 PM (QdxaI)

133

132 Compassionate conservatism is the wordy way to say liberal.

Contradiction in terms. Kinda like intelligent retard.

Posted by: maddogg at March 07, 2011 12:35 PM (OlN4e)

134 80 This is the obligatory comment about the sun finally setting on the British flag, or something like that.

The British Empire was dying in the last decade of Queen Victoria. They were flirting with socialism before and after the Great War and they made socialism a priority after the Second. Britons are proud of their socialistic tendencies because the same supposedly prove that the Brits are a society dedicated to helping the poor and downtrodden. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 07, 2011 12:38 PM (q8u+l)

135

It's time to start selling portable generators in the UK. 

And isn't this how Saddam Hussein ran the power grid in Iraq: deciding who got power and when?  That worked well. 

Posted by: Beagle at March 07, 2011 12:45 PM (sOtz/)

136

...decide when and where power should be delivered, to ensure that it meets the highest social purpose.

Britain's going to start using the electric chair?

Great news!

 

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 07, 2011 12:48 PM (xkTUL)

137 my guess is that this will end in tears.
I cannot for the life of me imagine that they think that they can control the entire population while they subject us to rolling blackouts. If they think the military will remain under their command, well, they forget those people have families, and those families are ...us.

Posted by: Gushka at March 07, 2011 12:49 PM (93zw2)

138

@49

That's a joke, right?  Nitrogen is, eh, well over half our atmosphere. 

Posted by: Beagle at March 07, 2011 12:51 PM (sOtz/)

139 I wonder if industries that "donate" money to leftist organizations will be found to have a higher social value. Easy to crush your competition when the government turns off their electricity.

Posted by: T at March 07, 2011 12:52 PM (IPghz)

140 I cannot for the life of me imagine that they think that they can control the entire population while they subject us to rolling blackouts. If they think the military will remain under their command, well, they forget those people have families, and those families are ...us.

The plan is most probably that the 'right' people get electricity all the time.  It will be those suckers in the middle class who don't get power.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at March 07, 2011 12:52 PM (TpXEI)

141 The plan is most probably that the 'right' people get electricity all the time.  It will be those suckers in the middle class who don't get power.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at March 07, 2011 04:52 PM (TpXEI)

yes, but those people just happen to be the ones most often related to those in the mil. Trust me you think those guys want their family members to sit in the cold and dark for some ecoweirdness? Nope. My bet is someday, somone will decided its gotten just about weird enough and certain people will start saying NO.

personally i think thats why they are dumping money into the UN. So they can call them in to deal with that little problem. If i was a very bad person, thats how i would do it.

well i would also do other things. Frankly my imagination give me nightmares because i really am very good at thinking like a very bad person.

Posted by: Gushka at March 07, 2011 01:04 PM (93zw2)

142 personally i think thats why they are dumping money into the UN. So they can call them in to deal with that little problem. If i was a very bad person, thats how i would do it.

UN troops are best known for cowardice, goat-humping, and rape, not necessarily in that order.  They'd be the last people I'd call if I wanted to take over the US and didn't trust the military to do my evil bidding.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 07, 2011 01:07 PM (p05LM)

143 The future of energy consumption in (formerly) Great Britain: TEQs.

Hard to believe these people once commanded an empire.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at March 07, 2011 01:07 PM (QxGmu)

144 GUNS

>I really don't know enough about Britain's political system, how did the decent citizens agree to give up so many of their rights?

THEY GAVE UP THEIR GUNS

>I cannot for the life of me imagine that they think that they can control the entire population while they subject us to rolling blackouts.

NO GUNS. NO LIMITS ON GOVERNMENT...

(Maybe you Brits could use your 'unwritten constitution' to give your political leaders a paper cut??)

Posted by: U Luze at March 07, 2011 01:14 PM (0LZTz)

145

personally i think thats why they are dumping money into the UN. So they can call them in to deal with that little problem. If i was a very bad person, thats how i would do it.

The US would be exponentially worse than Iraq when if comes to occupations.  The amount of weaponry, and more importantly technical knowledge that is available to the population would ensure this.  Forget plastic jugs of HME, I could get a couple of engineers and chemists together in the mountains with a fully loaded machine shop, and be pumping out some nasty weapons in under a year.

Posted by: Alex at March 07, 2011 01:17 PM (J2ejK)

146 I could get a couple of engineers and chemists together in the mountains with a fully loaded machine shop, and be pumping out some nasty weapons in under a year.

I want you to build the Jericho missile. You has everything you need here, I want you to begin immediately. After it is completed, I will set you free.

Posted by: Raza at March 07, 2011 01:23 PM (GTbGH)

147

The sheer idiocy here is breathtaking, as well as the rampant opportunities for abuse, corruption, and social engineering (but I repeat myself). To see a 21st Century world power deliberately embrace aspects of a third-world lifestyle boggles the mind.

The idiocy is not limited to England.  From Reader's Digest:

"The forecast from Dan Sturges, chairman of IntraGo, a transportation-solutions company in Boulder, CO:  "Fifty percent of Americans can't access public transit without a car now, but the average car is driven only one hour per day.  Soon you'll drive yourself to the train station, and someone else will pick up the car and drive it to the store and the doctor.  Then you'll find a car at the station that night.  It might be a different car, though - unless you spend a little extra for the original so you can leave your tennis racket in the trunk.  Large numbers of people will have to participate for this to work, like with the fax machine, which didn't make sense until everyone had one."

The ultimate collectivist dream...no personal property, mass transit, big brother control, everyone must conform.  This text was part of RD's "Next Big Thing" article.  As if.

Posted by: Mayday at March 07, 2011 01:27 PM (TRgli)

148 Well, today I learned that Dr. Daphne Austin is going to Hell.

So the day wasn't wasted.

Posted by: sifty at March 07, 2011 01:28 PM (u4JjU)

149 Soon you'll drive yourself to the train station, and someone else will pick up the car and drive it to the store and the doctor.  Then you'll find a car at the station that night.  It might be a different car, though - unless you spend a little extra for the original so you can leave your tennis racket in the trunk.  Large numbers of people will have to participate for this to work, like with the fax machine, which didn't make sense until everyone had one.

This is already being tried here in the U.S.  Google "Zipcar".  But even in Socialist San Francisco, it's been an abject failure so far.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at March 07, 2011 01:31 PM (QxGmu)

150 Soon you'll drive yourself to the train station, and someone else will pick up the car and drive it to the store and the doctor.  Then you'll find a car at the station that night.  It might be a different car, though - unless you spend a little extra for the original so you can leave your tennis racket in the trunk.

If only there was a way to temporarily "rent" a car for a brief trip.

Posted by: tax companies at March 07, 2011 01:31 PM (GTbGH)

151 dammit

Posted by: taxi companies at March 07, 2011 01:31 PM (GTbGH)

152 Soap is bad and gives Gaya herpes

That's Gaia, you bark-eating, yogurt-sucking, Birkenstock-wearing creep.

Posted by: Det. Sledge Hammer at March 07, 2011 01:35 PM (PMGbu)

153 146

personally i think thats why they are dumping money into the UN. So they can call them in to deal with that little problem. If i was a very bad person, thats how i would do it.

The US would be exponentially worse than Iraq when if comes to occupations.  The amount of weaponry, and more importantly technical knowledge that is available to the population would ensure this.  Forget plastic jugs of HME, I could get a couple of engineers and chemists together in the mountains with a fully loaded machine shop, and be pumping out some nasty weapons in under a year.

I don't think the US is 'occupiable'.  They'd have to put soldiers in every house...

oh wait, that didn't work out to well

that 3rd ammendment thingy, was not made out of hot air

 

Posted by: Jake_in_Idaho_ at March 07, 2011 01:35 PM (vrDK+)

154

This is already being tried here in the U.S.  Google "Zipcar".  But even in Socialist San Francisco, it's been an abject failure so far.

Who ever could have predicted that?  I hope they lose their shirts.  Although it's kind of scary they're already testing this kind of thing...further along than I thought.

Posted by: Mayday at March 07, 2011 01:42 PM (TRgli)

155

Posted by: Jake_in_Idaho_ at March 07, 2011 05:35 PM (vrDK+)

Agreed.  At best you'd be able to hold the coasts.  Of course, most NE liberals would love to live under the governence of the UN and leave us flyover hicks behind... at least until the money runs out.

Posted by: Alex at March 07, 2011 01:43 PM (J2ejK)

156 We. Are going. Backwards.

Posted by: arhooley at March 07, 2011 01:47 PM (lXKFr)

157

Large numbers of people will have to participate for this to work, like with the fax machine, which didn't make sense until everyone had one."

Oh, and this guy is really delusional, equating the acquisition of a new technological device to giving up your car, your convenience, and your personal freedom.  Yep, it's just like buying a fax machine.

Posted by: Mayday at March 07, 2011 01:51 PM (TRgli)

158

#156

I'm not sure the coasts could be kept.  Maybe some large cities but on the East Coast, I'm not sure anything south of Delaware could be occupied.

On the West Coast. Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, LA

 

not sure will have to noodle on ths more

Posted by: Jake_in_Idaho_ at March 07, 2011 01:57 PM (vrDK+)

159

You know what would be funny?  When the R's return to power, for them to announce that all of the Dem wet dreams will be implemented, but only for libs/Dems/progressives, and only paid for by them.  Everybody's happy! 

I'm not sure if the left would collectively melt down, or if they'd jump for joy, not realizing the trap they'd just walked into.

Posted by: Mayday at March 07, 2011 02:10 PM (TRgli)

160 Agreed.  At best you'd be able to hold the coasts.  Of course, most NE liberals would love to live under the governence of the UN and leave us flyover hicks behind... at least until the money runs out.

 
Texas (possibly other gulf states as well as Alaska) will politely tell them to FOAD...now where will their oil and refined petroleum products come from?

Posted by: model_1066 at March 07, 2011 02:46 PM (VnECg)

161 Wind-based power will be obsolete within 2 years.  The "Bessler wheel" is returning soon.  The future is now...

Posted by: Filthy Sockpuppet at March 07, 2011 02:47 PM (1kwr2)

162 Do these poor blokes have no one else to vote for?  Is there no political party in jolly olde England that stands for liberty?

"Highest social purpose?!"  I would like to believe that American's would not lay down for such a blatant attack on our personal freedoms.  The Brits have surrendered to Big Brother.

Posted by: Cooter at March 07, 2011 02:58 PM (6c0Hn)

163

On the West Coast. Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, LA

Posted by: Jake_in_Idaho_ at March 07, 2011 05:57 PM (vrDK+)

Seattle - maybe, the stupid is strong but there are a lot of woodsy-gunny types nearby.

Portland - yes, they will bow down to their new masters.

Frisco - yes, the stupid is very strong and very aggressive.

LA - No, actually. You don't get LA - the stupid is strong, but no invading force that can be transported by sea or air would survive that encounter. All of LA is not Hollywood.

You forgot San Diego, as so many do. The problem there would be a battle on two fronts, assuming Mexico was playing along, which they surely would.

besides, the plan was never invasion, but slow financial destruction, considerably accelerated in recent times.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 07, 2011 03:00 PM (bxiXv)

164 You keep using that phrase Smart Grid.  I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: BUTCH at March 07, 2011 03:09 PM (uPUfN)

165 George Orwell @ 57: "I can't wait until liberals decide to reduce their oxygen footprint. Drastically."

I'll be more than happy to help them.

Posted by: BUTCH at March 07, 2011 03:22 PM (uPUfN)

166 The funny thing is, if they actually get this smart grid thing going, someone somewhere is going to find a way around it. Many years ago, I was stationed on an overseas base where each barracks room had a resettable switch on the air conditioner. They'd cut the power to each building at around 11:00am before it got really hot, which would shut down everyones AC until you returned after work to reset the switch. It's hell if you work night shifts, sleeping in the day when it's about 130 degrees outside. Within the first two weeks, I'd figured out how to keep the air conditioner running 24/7 by duct-taping a rock onto the switch to keep it turned on. Worked great.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 07, 2011 03:33 PM (LrDq9)

167 20 IN solidarity with our pussy-whipped former Mother Country:


I am hereby launching a preemptive eco-strike for the good of the planet.

Going to begin wearing a rabbit-fur loincloth (live rabbit of course)
wiping my ass with my hand
tearing the floor out of the house so we can sleep on Mother Gaya's boobies
no more toothbrush
no more combs, brushes, or shampoo
Soap is bad and gives Gaya herpes
doing laundry is for corporate greedy rich white patriarchy, or something

Candles made out of my own earwax are our only light source.

It's for Gaya. Cuz she apparently has the fuckin sniffles or some shit. Mother Earth has never noticed I was alive before, but supposedly since Algore my three goddamn lightbulbs are causing her stomach cramps.


Posted by: sifty at March 07, 2011 03:53 PM (u4JjU)

Shrek??? That you?

Posted by: Donkey at March 07, 2011 04:24 PM (NtXW4)

168

Y'all might want to check and see if your county/city/locality has signed on to a sustainable development plan.  If so, the UK is on its way to your neighborhood.  Look up Agenda 21 if you're not familiar with it.  It's a great idea from the UN.  They don't like the fact that the US is the last country in the world with property owners. 

Beck talked about this over a year ago.  They're going to control every aspect of your life -- if you let them.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 07, 2011 05:02 PM (urYpw)

169 I hear that that Jonathan Swift fellow also tackled the topic of hunger, poverty and overpopulation. YMMV. Especially if you are of Gaelic descent.

Posted by: PKO Strany at March 07, 2011 05:26 PM (RJOgX)

170 Who is Nikola Galt?

Posted by: John Tesla at March 07, 2011 05:31 PM (/8mBu)

171 kick

Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2011 03:55 AM (MMC8r)

172 OK, so it's bad news that the Brits are choosing to regress to the dark ages to serve their green masters.  But then, it's good news that the Muslims will be taking over a country that doesn't work.  They invented a place where radical environmentalism and radical Islam can safely meet.

Posted by: Tantor at March 08, 2011 02:01 PM (blNMI)

173 Too bad the eco-wackos have gotten so much control I beam before long they will be forcing the euroweenie union into living in the dark all over this stupid GLOBAL WARMING poppycock bull kaka horse twaddle

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at March 08, 2011 06:36 PM (vA9ld)

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