April 24, 2011
— rdbrewer The Easter Bunny Hates You. This second video is old, but it's worth watching again. The first video, the prequel, is probably old too, but it's new to me. Maybe some of you guys missed it too.
(I moved it below the fold due to page loading issues.)
Creepy pre-sequel to The Easter Bunny Hates You.
The vorpal rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. (Rumored to be slain by Jimmy Carter.)
The Bunny Revolution.
The chicken police:
Two rabbits, two cups.
White Rabbit.
Giant rabbit.
Finally, if you dress up as the Easter Bunny this year, try not to slap into a window next to the kids at nighttime. You see, that would make it Halloween. Easter, Halloween. They're different.
Open thread.
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Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2011 02:29 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Bugler at April 24, 2011 02:36 PM (VXBR1)
Easter Bunny Stew Recipe
1 rabbit, about 3 pounds, cut up1/2 cup all-purpose flour3 tablespoons butter1 cup chopped celery2 medium onions, thinly sliced1 teaspoon seasoned salt1 teaspoon salt dash pepper1 bay leaf 4 cups water 4 cups dry red wine2 cups diced carrots 4 medium potatoes, peeled and diced4 ounces sliced mushrooms, sauteed1/4 cup all-purpose flour 1/3 cup waterStew for 3 or so hours and after your wife bitches you out for cooking Thumper, take her out to dinner at a first class restaurant like Taco Bell.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 24, 2011 02:36 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 24, 2011 02:38 PM (cDRYC)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 24, 2011 02:43 PM (7wmOW)
Ace mentioned he was gonna do a Top 30 Best Tv Openings for the crappy shows.
I hope he does because it'll be fun.
I don't think Quincy, M.E. was a crappy show, (although Sam was a humorless shit), the opening was great.
But Hart to Hart, on the other hand, was a mediocre show with a great opening. You can still hear Max's voice: "When they met...it was murdah."
Posted by: Admiral Soothsayer Stockdale at April 24, 2011 02:45 PM (/AACO)
Posted by: Jeff in PA at April 24, 2011 02:47 PM (45WVs)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 24, 2011 06:43 PM (7wmOW)
He pays the bills so he gets to stay.
Posted by: ontherocks at April 24, 2011 02:48 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: mallfly at April 24, 2011 02:48 PM (W6bJb)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 24, 2011 02:49 PM (cDRYC)
Posted by: The Peeple at April 24, 2011 02:50 PM (ZDOzK)
Posted by: Joy Behar at April 24, 2011 02:51 PM (cDRYC)
At least they aren't as insufferable as soccer fans. *looks around cautiously*.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 24, 2011 02:52 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Admiral Obama at April 24, 2011 02:54 PM (AN8d5)
I had to hit the "stop" button. No way I'm spending 6+ minutes looking at creepy semi-sentient wieners. Ew, gack!
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 02:57 PM (vKHX/)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 24, 2011 06:52 PM (c0A3e)
Or LGF regulars.
Posted by: Beto at April 24, 2011 02:59 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: Kortezzi at April 24, 2011 03:00 PM (DRtA+)
Posted by: NEO-pervert. at April 24, 2011 03:01 PM (cDRYC)
Or maybe the swamp rabbit that wanted to kick Carter's ass?
Posted by: Admiral Obama at April 24, 2011 03:02 PM (AN8d5)
Posted by: The Peeple at April 24, 2011 03:03 PM (ZDOzK)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 24, 2011 06:52 PM (c0A3e)
You won't get any complaints from me. About this statement, anyway.
Posted by: NC Ref at April 24, 2011 03:03 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: mallfly at April 24, 2011 03:04 PM (W6bJb)
Posted by: mallfly at April 24, 2011 03:06 PM (W6bJb)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2011 03:08 PM (op4Bf)
Posted by: SomeWhereSouthWest at April 24, 2011 03:13 PM (CyPWX)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 24, 2011 03:15 PM (7wmOW)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2011 03:16 PM (GNO3A)
Would someone please explain to this hunter since the age of 12 just what the hell "gamey" is? Never have been able to discern this.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2011 03:19 PM (ud5dN)
Posted by: NEO-pervert. at April 24, 2011 03:20 PM (cDRYC)
Posted by: Admiral Obama at April 24, 2011 03:23 PM (AN8d5)
Posted by: Jeff in PA at April 24, 2011 03:23 PM (45WVs)
Posted by: Lindsey Grahm at April 24, 2011 03:25 PM (cDRYC)
Never try to match wits with a Sicilian Rabbit when death is on the line.
Posted by: Beto at April 24, 2011 03:28 PM (H+LJc)
Just like Joy Behar, after three periods.
Posted by: Zombie Henny Youngman at April 24, 2011 03:28 PM (JEvSn)
Would someone please explain to this hunter since the age of 12 just what the hell "gamey" is? Never have been able to discern this.
Around this part of the World, its what they eat. If they eat Sagebrush it tastes like that.
Posted by: SomeWhereSouthWest at April 24, 2011 03:28 PM (CyPWX)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2011 07:19 PM (ud5dN)
Every cut tastes kind of like the liver. My best explanation.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 24, 2011 03:28 PM (yQWNf)
Yes, that. I can't abide it, myself. Some people seem not to notice, or mind.
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 03:33 PM (vKHX/)
Almost any wild game has a tendency to become flavored this way. Like not immediately gutting anything, be it waterfowl, squirrels, etc. Wild flesh is really quite delicate, believe it or no. Best thing to do is to know in advance the most effective means of care, and act accordingly.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2011 03:34 PM (ud5dN)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2011 07:19 PM (ud5dN)
You know, that hint of lead poisoning.
Posted by: ontherocks at April 24, 2011 03:36 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Guy who is new to the sight, but wants to turn the middle east into glass at April 24, 2011 03:37 PM (GS9dw)
Both.
btw, nice to see a fellow Pa-ian around here. May I ask in the broadest terms possible what part of the Keystone state you're from?Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 24, 2011 03:37 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 24, 2011 03:39 PM (cDRYC)
Posted by: Jeff in PA at April 24, 2011 03:42 PM (45WVs)
Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2011 03:43 PM (BP6Z1)
FOX BREAKING: Man Reportedly Attempts to Hijack Alitalia Plane to Libya
A would-be hijacker was subdued by a crew on board an Alitalia flight from Paris to Rome on Sunday night, reported news agencies.
Oh and....burp.
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2011 03:45 PM (VuLos)
I feel cheap and fooled used.
Posted by: ontherocks at April 24, 2011 03:45 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 24, 2011 07:38 PM (fLg8R)
Good G-d how stupid are these scrunts????? Instead of teaching people not to get raped, we should be teaching them not TO rape?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 24, 2011 03:46 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 24, 2011 03:47 PM (XdlcF)
Posted by: ontherocks at April 24, 2011 03:49 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2011 03:50 PM (op4Bf)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 24, 2011 03:53 PM (cDRYC)
Mama AJ, that is horrific. Are you in that area?
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 03:54 PM (vKHX/)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 24, 2011 07:39 PM (cDRYC)
No wonder my neighbor always flavors his jerky with jalapeno.
Posted by: ErikW at April 24, 2011 03:55 PM (+u1kK)
Care to start a movement to have Val-U-Rite sold in the state stores?
lol, I like this idea! If we're lucky, maybe they'll sell it from those new-fangled vending machines.
/ btw, you're not too far away from me. I live in the boonies near our soon-to-be-bankrupt Capitol; my grandmother used to live in E-town not too long ago.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 24, 2011 03:55 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2011 07:50 PM (op4Bf)
So tomorrow it's back to the all corn regimen?
Posted by: ontherocks at April 24, 2011 03:56 PM (HBqDo)
I am very interested in the fat chick leading the slut walk. Strip her down to bare metal, roll her in flour, turn her on her protruding belly, and stroke it like a rhesus monkey fucking a football.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 24, 2011 03:56 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2011 03:57 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2011 07:50 PM (op4Bf)
--Pure awesome. I knew a lot of Trappists substituted beer for food, but I had never heard of it as an exclusive sustenance for Lent. Given that he lost over 20 pounds, I may have to look into a similar plan soon!
Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2011 03:58 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: brak at April 24, 2011 03:59 PM (nIoiW)
Posted by: National Inquirer, The People's Newspaper and Best Friend at April 24, 2011 04:01 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 24, 2011 07:56 PM (ZHsNw)
Dude, knock that shit off, you got my damn dog hangin' a carrot.
Posted by: ontherocks at April 24, 2011 04:02 PM (HBqDo)
Heard this 2003 song while riding in the car this afternoon. Seems appropriate to the day.
Preview Tinyurl Pat Green Wave on Wave
Think I'll just let it repeat for awhile.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2011 04:04 PM (XBM1t)
Will Kate Middleton demand a port-a-potty when traveling as Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton did when occupying the elected office of First Lady & Perennial Shrew?
Posted by: National Inquirer, The People's Newspaper and Best Friend at April 24, 2011 04:07 PM (ZHsNw)
By what? Parading around in fishnets that are three sizes too small? What the hell does that prove anyway? That you're a moron. And not the good kind.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 24, 2011 04:08 PM (fLg8R)
You're right, fishnets don't work on orcas, it proves you need a harpoon gun.
Posted by: ontherocks at April 24, 2011 04:13 PM (HBqDo)
I am never again eating a hot dog after watching those squirming wieners
Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2011 08:10 PM (7mSYS)
That's why I was unable to watch it. Hot dogs are one of my favored food groups and that was beyond creepy. The other videos were very funny, though.
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 04:14 PM (vKHX/)
Rush Limbaugh graciously accept invitation to the Royal wedding
you're joking right? He wasn't actually invited
Posted by: Ben at April 24, 2011 04:18 PM (DKV43)
Geez, I leave the HQ for a bit and all hell breaks loose!
Posted by: Y-not is late, as usual at April 24, 2011 04:18 PM (pW2o8)
Unable to confirm, despite crazy internet search. I suspect you are lying!
(P.S. Agnus Dei was very cool, Erik. Thanks!)
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 04:21 PM (vKHX/)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2011 07:50 PM (op4Bf)
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: zombie Ben Franklin at April 24, 2011 04:22 PM (6zFxS)
Obama went to Easter mass.
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Obama family attended Easter services at a Washington church founded by freed slaves. Members of the Shiloh Baptist Church broke into applause as the first family walked to a second-row pew. Founded in 1863, Shiloh Baptist is one of the oldest African-American congregations in the city. It's located about two miles north of the White House.
Posted by: momma at April 24, 2011 04:23 PM (penCf)
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 04:27 PM (Z/bu6)
Obama went to Easter mass.
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Obama family attended Easter services at a Washington church founded by freed slaves. Members of the Shiloh Baptist Church broke into applause as the first family walked to a second-row pew. Founded in 1863, Shiloh Baptist is one of the oldest African-American congregations in the city. It's located about two miles north of the White House.
Posted by: momma at April 24, 2011 08:23 PM (penCf)
Yea, I fit it in between adhans.
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 24, 2011 04:27 PM (g3OU+)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2011 07:34 PM (ud5dN)
It's all about respect. In the way you kill it and the way you handle it from that second going forward.
Posted by: garrett shoots what he eats at April 24, 2011 04:29 PM (MmH4V)
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 08:21 PM (vKHX/)
Hey, is that another Christian song?
Posted by: momma at April 24, 2011 04:29 PM (penCf)
I have a T-shirt that says that. But turns out the original quote was about grapes--God provides the sun, rain, and soil, and humans turn them into wine. But God keeps providing the raw materials, so...
So, the Obamas found a church service to crash where congregants wouldn't mind being used. Were they all wanded down and background-checked by the Secret Service before they were allowed into their pews?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2011 04:35 PM (op4Bf)
Because it doesn't involve a call to prayer that's the most beautiful sound in the world to him...?
Right? Did I win a prize?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 24, 2011 04:35 PM (fLg8R)
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 08:27 PM (Z/bu6)
Agreed. All of the "meat" that cannot be used for anything else end up in a bin that ships to the hot dog plant. I wouldn't call it an exact science.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 24, 2011 04:35 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: booger at April 24, 2011 04:36 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Truman North at April 24, 2011 04:38 PM (8ay4x)
Posted by: momma at April 24, 2011 08:32 PM (penCf)
He did, it's marinating in the WH septic tank as we speak.
Posted by: ontherocks at April 24, 2011 04:38 PM (HBqDo)
Hey, is that another Christian song?
Posted by: momma at April 24, 2011 08:29 PM (penCf)
Yeah, it's a Christian song and Agnus Dei is kinda an anthem type song and simple but really fun to play!
Posted by: ErikW at April 24, 2011 04:40 PM (+u1kK)
Oh, but he did. He went to an African-American church in DC and he scheduled the kiddies' Easter egg roll for freakin' tomorrow. And screwed up Holy Thursday for a huge portion of LA? (Plus, did I mention he rat-fucked me on the way to work Friday?) What kind of message are you looking for, momma?
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 04:40 PM (vKHX/)
Which means Barky is in real trouble. Everything he does is poll tested ans focus grouped. If he's going to this church it means he's losing his base, big time.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 24, 2011 04:41 PM (iohaq)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 24, 2011 04:41 PM (fLg8R)
Why didn't you mention this today?
He envies Hu's ability to make people he doesn't like disappear, remember?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2011 04:42 PM (op4Bf)
WaPo:
But the reality has not matched the presidentÂ’s rhetoric. We, presidents of two of the nationÂ’s largest journalism organizations, and many of our thousands of members, have found little openness since Obama took office. If anything, the administration has gone in the opposite direction: imposing restrictions on reportersÂ’ newsgathering that exceed even the constraints put in place by President George W. Bush.
Democrats criticized the Bush administration for not making decisions based on the best science. But the Obama administration now muzzles scientists and experts within federal agencies. When they are allowed to talk about important public health issues, a chaperone often supervises every word. These constraints keep the public from learning whether decisions are science-based or politically motivated.
...
Meanwhile, reporters’ questions often go unanswered. When replies are given, they frequently are more scripted than meaningful. Public employees generally are required to obtain permission to share their expertise, and when interviews are allowed, a media “handler” is listening in to keep control over what is said. And when replies come via e-mail, it’s unclear who has written them.Posted by: momma at April 24, 2011 04:43 PM (penCf)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2011 08:42 PM (op4Bf)
Do you suppose he's got any skid-marks thinking about Hu unloading $2 trillion in US debt starting, um, now? Because if I were Barry, I'd be shittin' my pants right about now.
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 04:45 PM (vKHX/)
Your garden must look like hell, garrett!
I don't shoot everything...
but I don't have many pests bothering my plants, either.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2011 04:47 PM (MmH4V)
A commentor on an article on Big Government:
Bad as it may be, Washington isn't the grand marshal of the Greenie Weenie Fools' Parade. That honor belongs solely to New England, which hasn't been self-sufficient in electricity for at least a half century now. Without electricity imports from Hydro-Quebec, those six states plus a healthy chunk of New York would be unable to get through the air-conditioning season every year without daily rolling blackouts. The People's Progressive Socialist Democratic Republic of Vermont is so heavily dependent on power from its neighbor to the north that nearly three out of ten Green Mountain State electric-utility customers could not be served today by Vermont's internal generating capacity. What's more, the entire region's electricity grid was judged obsolete by a wide consensus of utility operators and government regulators a quarter century ago.What's going to happen when all the drones of the Blue Kingdom want to charge up their Weenie Cars, tacking on a few dozen additional terawatts of electricity consumption to a grid that is already seriously under-built and badly overburdened? An infrastructure disaster of historical proportions in the making, of course.
Posted by: Truman North at April 24, 2011 04:48 PM (8ay4x)
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 04:49 PM (Z/bu6)
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 08:49 PM (Z/bu6)
I'll trade you all of that for a spelling lesson.
Posted by: tangonine at April 24, 2011 04:50 PM (x3YFz)
He's busy focusing on TheFinal Solution 'New Solutions' as they're calling it.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 24, 2011 04:51 PM (fLg8R)
Posted by: momma at April 24, 2011 08:32 PM (penCf)
Because he's a commie shitbag liberal progressive piece of shit?
Posted by: tangonine at April 24, 2011 04:52 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 08:49 PM (Z/bu6)
Thanks, buddy, but I'm cool. Just hard to believe it's all come down to this.
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 04:53 PM (vKHX/)
Do you suppose he's got any
skid-marks thinking about Hu unloading $2 trillion in US debt starting,
um, now? Because if I were Barry, I'd be shittin' my pants right about
now.
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 08:45 PM (vKHX/)
I've always said he's more likely to be taken down by foreign enemies that know everything that the MFM is keeping from the US public, and more.
His pathetic policies are also negatively impacting some dark forces.
I reluctantly denounce myself.
Posted by: ontherocks at April 24, 2011 04:53 PM (HBqDo)
WaPo: Redefining the term "Shitbird" every day.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 24, 2011 04:53 PM (iohaq)
EXCLUSIVE: Arizona Sheriff Cites Flood of Border Agents Confirming Feds' No-Apprehension PolicyAn Arizona sheriff says he has been flooded with calls and emails of support from local and federal agents who back his claims that the U.S. Border Patrol has effectively ordered them to stop apprehending illegal immigrants crossing the U.S.-Mexican border.
“Upper management has advised supervisors to have agents ‘turn back South’ (TBS) the illegal aliens (aka bodies) they detect attempting to unlawfully enter the country … at times you even hear supervisors order the agents over the radio to ‘TBS’ the aliens instead of catching them,” one San Diego border agent wrote in an email to Cochise County Sheriff Larry Dever.
“This only causes more problems as the aliens, as you know, don’t just go back to Mexico and give up. They keep trying, sometimes without 10 minutes in-between attempts, to cross illegally,” continued the email, which was among a number of communications to Dever reviewed by FoxNews.com. “This makes the job for agents more dangerous. Not only are the aliens more defiant, they also begin to feel like they can get away with breaking our federal laws.”
The email is one of more than 100 messages Dever said he received from active and retired Border Patrol agents and law enforcement officers from across the country. Many wrote of what they said was their own experience and first-hand knowledge of Border PatrolÂ’s efforts to reduce apprehension numbers by making fewer arrests.
Then on April 21 he said this:
“No matter who you are. No matter where you can came from. No matter what you look like. No matter whether your ancestors landed here on Ellis Island or came here on slave ships or came across the Rio Grande, we are all connected. We will rise and fall together. That’s the vision of America I’ve got, that’s the idea of the heart of America,” President Obama said at a fundraiser in San Francisco.
“That’s the idea of the heart of our campaign,” Obama added.
Posted by: momma at April 24, 2011 05:00 PM (penCf)
Thanks irongrandpa. You just screwed up my whole plan for saving money on groceries. Now I have to wait till I actually see the car hit the animal in question.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 24, 2011 07:39 PM (cDRYC)
Best pheasant I ever had died from the headlights of my '72 Malibu. But I immediately took it straight home (about 1/4 mile away), gutted it and plucked it. Had it for dinner that night. Must have been a young hen. I've never had any bird that tasted as good.That resulted in one of the total of three undergraduate classes that I ever missed. Another one was to bury my pet cat that got hit by a car. And I think I might have been really sick once.
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 24, 2011 05:00 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 05:02 PM (Z/bu6)
Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 09:02 PM (Z/bu6)
I love me some bluegrass too! Hey Peaches, did you ever go to the Banjo Cafe on Lincoln?
Posted by: NC Ref at April 24, 2011 05:06 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: NC Ref at April 24, 2011 09:06 PM (/izg2)
Never even heard of it. I'm not particularly fond of bluegrass, but the ex was and he was a musician and I was very clubby, so it's odd that I have no idea what you're talking about. How long ago?
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 05:08 PM (vKHX/)
Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 05:20 PM (vKHX/)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 24, 2011 09:00 PM (7+pP9)
Corn soaked in white lightning...threaded on 5 feet of 10 lb. test, knots every three kernels, and tied to a fence post will land you a very drunk and very fresh Ditch Parrot. No Pellets. No fuss.
Posted by: grandpa always said at April 24, 2011 05:28 PM (MmH4V)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at April 24, 2011 05:58 PM (vA9ld)
Corn soaked in white lightning...threaded on 5 feet of 10 lb. test, knots every three kernels, and tied to a fence post will land you a very drunk and very fresh Ditch Parrot. No Pellets. No fuss.
Posted by: grandpa always said at April 24, 2011 09:28 PM (MmH4V)
Thanks for the survival tip.Posted by: Ed Anger at April 24, 2011 06:58 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: TheLastDJ at April 25, 2011 05:47 AM (ofeYG)
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