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January 15, 2011

The Fumble
— Dave in Texas

Hell yes it was a fumble.

Steelers still win.

Green Bay and Atlanta in a fight too. Good one too.

Crap, I forgot. For Kratos.

There.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 05:34 PM | Comments (74)
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1 Ouch - bad decision by Ryan - helps my pool, TYVM

Posted by: Frank G at January 15, 2011 05:40 PM (4X0aT)

2 and furst!

Posted by: Frank G at January 15, 2011 05:41 PM (4X0aT)

3 Damn right it was. Even with the refs screwing the Ravens, they got one call right.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 15, 2011 05:41 PM (oREHE)

4 But was it a fumble-fumble? Um, yeah, it was.

Posted by: eman at January 15, 2011 05:41 PM (0aJSF)

5 When do the Jerks and Pathetics play?

Posted by: eman at January 15, 2011 05:42 PM (0aJSF)

6 If this is a second NFL thread I demand a cheerleader.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 15, 2011 05:42 PM (dWPyO)

7 That doesn't look like a cheerleader to me.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 15, 2011 05:43 PM (xQAv5)

8 Big Ben demands a very drunk cheerleader and a bathroom stall.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 15, 2011 05:44 PM (dWPyO)

9 Stillers don't need no cheerleaders.

Posted by: mr.frakypants at January 15, 2011 05:44 PM (pffBj)

10 I need a sammich.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at January 15, 2011 05:45 PM (cE1e0)

11 The cheerleader for Delta.

You may thank me later.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 15, 2011 05:45 PM (oREHE)

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 15, 2011 09:45 PM (oREHE)

Dude. I'm sure the ettes might dig it. Guy is alpha.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 15, 2011 05:47 PM (dWPyO)

13 Now here's a non-decadent NFL thread. Thanks, DiT!

Really, is it so hard to provide these for the non-decadent amongst us?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 15, 2011 05:48 PM (w/JN/)

14 Do I have to split my comments between the two football threads, 'cause turnovers are key.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 15, 2011 05:49 PM (S5YRY)

15 Why the fuck is Jugears McFeckless inserting himself into the Super Bowl? Seriously, is there no end?

Posted by: Fergie's Diaper at January 15, 2011 05:50 PM (DLxD/)

And why is OLuffah?

Can't wait to see those softballs. OReilly claims to give him a tough interview but the key is tough follow ups. If you notice his last one with OWaffle, he never followed up when he was given a bullshit answer.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 15, 2011 05:53 PM (dWPyO)

17 16 Why the fuck is Jugears McFeckless inserting himself into the Super Bowl? Seriously, is there no end?

The preening narcissist cannot help himself. I don't remember though - did he do something similar last year?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 15, 2011 05:53 PM (w/JN/)

18 OK, Pack, remember what happened to the Ravens!!!! Don't blow it, McCarthy!!

Posted by: Favre's Meth Dealer at January 15, 2011 05:54 PM (QHAZ6)

19 Now here's a non-decadent NFL thread. Thanks, DiT!

Really, is it so hard to provide these for the non-decadent amongst us?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 15, 2011 09:48 PM

I think you are a minority of one amongst the morons.

Posted by: huerfano at January 15, 2011 05:54 PM (QgmBR)

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 15, 2011 09:53 PM

Oreally is tough with the blond girls, though.

Posted by: huerfano at January 15, 2011 05:56 PM (QgmBR)

I think you are a minority of one amongst the morons.

Many Imams find him too conservative in this regard.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 15, 2011 05:56 PM (dWPyO)

22 I think you are a minority of one amongst the morons.

Posted by: huerfano at January 15, 2011 09:54 PM (QgmBR)

Yeah. Michael in MI split a long time ago. Stop living in denial, Kratos.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 15, 2011 05:56 PM (YX6i/)

Oreally is tough with the blond girls, though.

Heh. In more ways than one I suspect.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 15, 2011 05:58 PM (dWPyO)

24 Damn. Pam Oliver looked like she just learned she was going to Hell for eternity.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 15, 2011 05:58 PM (YX6i/)

25 #20 I think you are a minority of one amongst the morons.

If I'm a minority, shouldn't I get special rights and privileges?

Or is it because I'm a ginger? Racists!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 15, 2011 06:00 PM (w/JN/)

26 Falcons defense knows they're allowed to use their arms, right?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 15, 2011 06:00 PM (eCAn3)

If I'm a minority, shouldn't I get special rights and privileges

A double post football thread sans cheerleader? It might just be you and the recipe swappers though.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 15, 2011 06:01 PM (dWPyO)

28 I almost fumbled in my pants after this play

Posted by: Ben at January 15, 2011 06:02 PM (DKV43)

29 If I was a GB fan I just might develop a man crush on Aaron Rodgers.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 15, 2011 06:03 PM (dWPyO)

30 Did any of you see how pissy O'Really got when I asked whether or not he would ask Obumblefuck anything remotely challenging?

Yeah, this interview is going to make a tickle fight between Eric Massa and one of his aides look like a water-boarding session.

Posted by: Laura Ingraham at January 15, 2011 06:05 PM (bx6yf)

here's the thing about Aaron Rodgers.

I like him, a lot. He's a f'ing great QB. He's got a cannon, quick release, accurate and makes great decisions, but I am getting sick of the cock slobbering by the announcers.

Jesus Christ, let's not turn Rodgers into Brett Favre.or Obama in terms of coverage.

Posted by: Ben at January 15, 2011 06:07 PM (DKV43)

32 Fuck Aaron Rodgers and the rest of the (fudge)Packers.

Posted by: Bomber at January 15, 2011 06:08 PM (d88g9)

33 It doesn't matter whether his knee touched the ground, no one on the defense touched him before the ball was in the end-zone.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 15, 2011 06:09 PM (S5YRY)

Jesus Christ, let's not turn Rodgers into Brett Favre.or Obama in terms of coverage.

True. Happens with any top 5 qb though. Look at Manning and Brady.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 15, 2011 06:09 PM (dWPyO)

35 I better go get in-line for tickets to the Packers vs. Seahawks game.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 15, 2011 06:09 PM (YX6i/)

36 O'R is such a putz. His first book ended wityh how bad ass he'd be if he got Hitlery to submit to an inquisition, then when she really did, he was like a neglected cat licking her cankles.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 15, 2011 06:09 PM (DLxD/)

Jesus Christ, let's not turn Rodgers into Brett Favre.or Obama in terms of coverage.

True. Happens with any top 5 qb though. Look at Manning and Brady.

That's why I like Big Ben, a little sexual assualt will prevent that.

Posted by: Ben at January 15, 2011 06:10 PM (DKV43)

38 AARON RODGERS IS THE NEW BRETT FAVRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_{(minus the cock pictures)}

Posted by: The Fox Booth at January 15, 2011 06:10 PM (d88g9)

39 I saw it, he yelled at Beck for questioning him. He is a true asshole, about a two of ten on the Krugman Scale for Media Personalities.

Posted by: Baryon Oscillations at January 15, 2011 06:10 PM (le5qc)

40 Orly is impressed with himself. Between him and that sucker of cock Gerbilaldo, I have a hard time deciding who's the bigger fuckhole.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 15, 2011 06:11 PM (eCAn3)

41 The fumble was clearly caused by the vitriol being spewed by today's teabaggers.

Posted by: Mission Figgz at January 15, 2011 06:12 PM (UqJ8A)

42 Between him and that sucker of cock Gerbilaldo, I have a hard time deciding who's the bigger fuckhole.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at January 15, 2011 10:11 PM (eCAn3)

Easy. Which one currently has his pie hole open? That's the one. Works every time.

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 15, 2011 06:12 PM (YX6i/)

Now see, she looks lovely.

Working with what the Man upstairs gave her - nothing more; nothing less.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 15, 2011 06:14 PM (QkZyR)

That's why I like Big Ben, a little sexual assualt will prevent that.

Actually you're right. Big Ben is pretty underrated for as much as he has accomplished.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 15, 2011 06:14 PM (dWPyO)

45 Much better hair than the last cheerleader. She's adorable.

Posted by: Peaches at January 15, 2011 06:17 PM (zxpIo)

46 46 Much better hair than the last cheerleader. She's adorable.

Adorable? No, guns are "adorable" - this Fountain of Decadence is...decadent!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 15, 2011 06:19 PM (w/JN/)

47 I gotta agree with the ladies- that is the hottest cheer professional you guys have posted in a while. She needs to lay off the tanning but otherwise: Smokin.

Posted by: kidney at January 15, 2011 06:20 PM (ENRGu)

48 She's gonna have a case of leather face in her later 30s. Would still hit it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2011 06:20 PM (XBM1t)

49 She's got man hands.

Posted by: NFL Rule Book at January 15, 2011 06:21 PM (RjaP7)

That's why I like Big Ben, a little sexual assualt will prevent that.

Actually you're right. Big Ben is pretty underrated for as much as he has accomplished.

Two Superbowl wins in 5 years. I'd say so. He also is handicapped by the fact that Pittsburgh is a running team first. You've got Manning and Brady who are gun slingers because their teams don't really have running games.

Whereas the Steelers run first. So he'll never match Brady or Manning's career numbers, but he might very well get more superbowls. He's got a lot of career left. Manning is nearing the end of his career and the Colts seem to be getting worse, not better. The Patriots are a mystery. I thought they weren't going to make the playoffs with the "B" squad that is most of their team, however their coach always seems to get it down.

Posted by: Ben at January 15, 2011 06:21 PM (DKV43)

51 Bleh, no good, do you see those elbows?

Posted by: guy who dumps on the cheerleader pic because of their elbows at January 15, 2011 06:21 PM (bx6yf)

52 SOCK OFF!

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2011 06:22 PM (RjaP7)

Would still hit it.

Now or when she has leather face?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 15, 2011 06:22 PM (dWPyO)

54 She has steel drivin man forearms.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 15, 2011 06:22 PM (DLxD/)

55 Is she Joe Theisman's sister?

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2011 06:23 PM (RjaP7)

She has steel drivin man forearms.

Sh could definitely choke a chicken.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2011 06:23 PM (RjaP7)

57 Holy shit, she tans too much!

Posted by: Snooki at January 15, 2011 06:24 PM (bx6yf)

58 When the Seahawks make it to the SB will they be the first team to not have a player in the Pro Bowl and make the SB?

*Totally bogus that Leon Washington was beat out by Hester. Total BS!!!*

Posted by: Editor, lifelong fan of 8-9 playoff game winning Seahawks at January 15, 2011 06:24 PM (YX6i/)

59 Leather face trumps butter face.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 15, 2011 06:25 PM (dWPyO)

60 Falcons are teh suck today

Posted by: Zakn at January 15, 2011 06:25 PM (+epgQ)

61 Driver where the hell was all this production during the season when you were getting me 2 points a game?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 15, 2011 06:25 PM (DLxD/)

Would still hit it.

Now or when she has leather face?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 15, 2011 10:22 PM (dWPyO)

Yes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2011 06:26 PM (XBM1t)

63 GB is having it's way with Atlanta.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 15, 2011 06:27 PM (S5YRY)

64 I think the girl looks great.

_{^{And I 'd just love to find out where I can get me one of those skirts...}}

Posted by: Charlie Crist at January 15, 2011 06:28 PM (bx6yf)

65 She has steel drivin man forearms.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 15, 2011 10:22 PM (DLxD/)

Shake weights. She will not complain that her arm is getting tired.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2011 06:28 PM (XBM1t)

she has leather face?

Dead Skin Mask

Posted by: SLAYER! at January 15, 2011 06:32 PM (RjaP7)

She will not complain that her arm is getting tired.

Darn it, Greg, if you're not even gonna try! *snap off rubber glove*

Posted by: Mandy Pepperidge at January 15, 2011 06:36 PM (DLxD/)

68 It is not a fumble, I should know.

Posted by: Bill Belichick, furiously scribbling the "tuck rule" into the rulebook at January 15, 2011 06:44 PM (BvBKY)

From The Dawn of Time, it's been going on.

The Fonz!

A good warm pair of slippers makes be comfortable, fuzzy, bunny, otherwise.

I don't believe in astrology or "signs".

I like cats, dogs, most animals, I hate commies.

Steel is permanent, until is rusts away and weakens, losers should have stuck with Colts, Raven is so winggy.

WOOHOO, long cool woman.........

Posted by: TexMex at January 15, 2011 07:12 PM (CyPWX)

70 All those linemen just stood around because of the stupid tuck rule. Still, pro ballers should know by now to jump on the ball no matter what.

Posted by: Mr. Naron at January 15, 2011 07:23 PM (moLg0)

71 I thought the Falcondoms changed their jerseys from red to black years ago

Falcons are black, ergo a team called the Falcons should wear black, no?

meanwhile, what's the over-under on that cheerleaders ta-tas being Non-enhanced????????????????

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, color-blind at January 15, 2011 07:28 PM (UqKQV)

72 the Fuck rule ??? Is that new?

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, clueless again at January 15, 2011 07:29 PM (UqKQV)

73 Not that I'm complaining, but why a Flaming Thumbtacks cheerleader instead of one from a playoff team?

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at January 15, 2011 07:54 PM (hfWKa)

74 Anybody got ideas for a plow-proof mailbox? The town is interfering with my weekend of playoff football.

I just replaced the thing yesterday, and they whacked it again last night. I subscribe to the theory of once is an accident, twice is carelessness, third time is malice.

Probably a Falcon fan. What do they have to be upset about? Try being a Bills fan.

Posted by: MarkD at January 16, 2011 06:53 AM (0Jy1K)

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