December 12, 2011
— Ace Good nominee for dumbest comment ever, though seriously there's so much competition it's really pretty absurd to try to pick a winner.
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Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 12, 2011 10:56 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Cajun Carrot at December 12, 2011 10:57 AM (zHl9z)
Posted by: The Drizzle at December 12, 2011 10:57 AM (ysCLj)
Posted by: Countrysquire for Perry at December 12, 2011 10:57 AM (1hLHC)
Posted by: EC at December 12, 2011 10:58 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Jade Sea at December 12, 2011 10:59 AM (Slp/c)
Posted by: Countrysquire for Perry at December 12, 2011 02:57 PM (1hLHC)
Got to agree. Anybody who was really that stupid would have a hard time using a keyboard.
Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at December 12, 2011 10:59 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Wall-E at December 12, 2011 11:00 AM (48wze)
The answer, my friend, no longer blows away with the wind.
Posted by: Pecos, Perry in a blaze of Glory at December 12, 2011 11:00 AM (2Gb0y)
The entitlement generation strikes again. Epic.Fail.
But we need to throw billions more into the public school systems. More money, more stupid.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 12, 2011 11:00 AM (UK9cE)
I got tired of it after the humor wore off.
Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2011 11:00 AM (YdQQY)
A muslim, a homosexual, a communist and a black man walked into a bar.
The bartender says, "What'll it be, Mr. President?"
Posted by: Truman North at December 12, 2011 11:00 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 12, 2011 11:01 AM (MyByM)
Worse than the young kid in my American History class who asked if France was in World War II.
Posted by: mpfs at December 12, 2011 11:01 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: DarkLord© for Prez! at December 12, 2011 11:01 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: ParisParamus at December 12, 2011 11:01 AM (bN5ZU)
Posted by: mpfs at December 12, 2011 11:01 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: The Zombies at the Mall at December 12, 2011 11:02 AM (71LDo)
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 12, 2011 11:02 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2011 11:02 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Farmer Joe at December 12, 2011 11:03 AM (nlYYG)
Posted by: Wall-E at December 12, 2011 11:03 AM (48wze)
No Tebowing here!
Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 12, 2011 11:03 AM (71LDo)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 12, 2011 11:03 AM (Y+DPZ)
I dated a girl once who told me that she knew the theory of evolution was a crock because if it was true, chimpanzees would occasionally have human babies.
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 12, 2011 11:04 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at December 12, 2011 11:04 AM (C2//T)
Posted by: Wall-E at December 12, 2011 11:05 AM (48wze)
Posted by: Mikey NTH at December 12, 2011 11:05 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Bob Saget at December 12, 2011 11:05 AM (SDkq3)
Posted by: emily latella at December 12, 2011 11:06 AM (VsSvH)
6th grade civics. My teacher asks, who becomes the Pope when the old Pope dies?
One kid suggests it's the Pope's son.
Posted by: Truman North at December 12, 2011 11:06 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at December 12, 2011 11:06 AM (ijjAe)
Posted by: The Mall at December 12, 2011 11:06 AM (Slp/c)
Posted by: mpfs at December 12, 2011 11:07 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Wall-E at December 12, 2011 11:07 AM (48wze)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 12, 2011 11:07 AM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: nickless at December 12, 2011 11:07 AM (j8nTo)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 12, 2011 11:08 AM (8y9MW)
I. Shit. You. Not.
Posted by: mpfs at December 12, 2011 11:09 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: willow at December 12, 2011 11:10 AM (h+qn8)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 12, 2011 11:11 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: willow
I didn't know what to say. My snark was still evolving. I was young.
One person did ask my boss how much the Amtrak was between LA and Honolulu.
Posted by: mpfs at December 12, 2011 11:11 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at December 12, 2011 11:11 AM (RD7QR)
Okay, so it would only make them a little less stupid.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 12, 2011 11:12 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Bob Saget at December 12, 2011 11:12 AM (SDkq3)
Ask Not What Ace Of Spades Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Ace Of Spades
"Ace is by far the best looking out of the bunch (just saying, nothing homo here)."
Posted by: palin steele at June 10, 2009 11:07 AM
Oh come on, you can't deny that Hannity acts like an overeager little
school boy everytime he 'interviews" (read: fellates) Palin
Posted by: palin steele at June 08, 2009 08:50 PM
I was barely born by then.
Posted by: palin steele (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at July 30, 2009 01:16 AM
"Obama really isn't that funny. It's not a liberal bias thing. Clinton
was made fun of as much as any politician, even Gore was. Obama just
doesn't have something that you could really make easy jokes on."
Posted by: palin steele at June 11, 2009 11:30 AM
"It's like if your friend decided to take a rubber dildo and slap your
forehead with it, you might think its funny. But if your friend slapped a
rape victim's forehead with a dildo, she'll react far worse."
Posted by: palin steele (the only nonpartisan on AoSHQ) at July 23, 2009 01:27 PM
Of course, that's just a taste of the genius that is Dum-Dum. Please feel free to add any you may remember.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2011 11:12 AM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2011 11:12 AM (SWQDk)
If the Ace sock was funny it would be different....
No it wouldn't
And Average Joe wasn't funny either.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 12, 2011 11:13 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: mike at December 12, 2011 11:13 AM (0hdwM)
Posted by: nickless at December 12, 2011 11:13 AM (jsAVE)
Posted by: CUS at December 12, 2011 11:14 AM (84pE9)
104 "So I ask again: What the fuck good is "moral authority" in any measurable, objective way?" - Nom de Blog
The best way I can explain moral authority is to use an example. Do you read comics? If so, I point to exhibit A or moral authority, Captain America.
Captain America would always do the right thing, and by doing so, he inspired his fellow heroes to follow his example. Even though a mere mortal with powers far surpassed by most other superheroes, he LED the Avengers, which included powerhouses such as Hulk and even gods in Hercules and Thor. They all believed in the goodness of Captain America.
The antithesis to Captain America would be Frank Castle, aka Punisher. He also went after bad guys, just as zealously as other heroes. But he had no moral compunctions, for him, the ends justified the means. And while he struck fear in the thugs of the world, he never shone light in the cities he staked out. Citizens feared him just as much as the criminals he fought.
So in conclusion, moral authority is what Captain America represents. It's something that President Obama is bringing back to our great nation."
Posted by: palin steele at June 05, 2009 06:44 PM
Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2011 11:14 AM (Y+DPZ)
No. It's not cool to directly sock the host. There are other ways to do so.
It's rather more strict than, but in the same vein as, the rule not to directly sock other commentors.
I say "more strict" because ace sometimes actually enforces it. Where as socking a commentor will get you anything from a stern look to a "do you need a shower?"
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 12, 2011 11:15 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 12, 2011 11:15 AM (i6RpT)
Who made that rule? Ace? Decide what's funny? It is to laugh...
Wait. I'm not sure that came out right.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 12, 2011 11:17 AM (8y9MW)
A muslim, a homosexual, a communist and a black man walked into a bar.
The bartender says, "What'll it be, Mr. President?"
Rimshot here.
Don't forget to tip your waitresses. He'll be here all week.
Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 12, 2011 11:18 AM (71LDo)
Posted by: Joffen at December 12, 2011 11:18 AM (zLeKL)
Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2011 11:18 AM (/ZZCn)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 12, 2011 11:18 AM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Cajun Carrot at December 12, 2011 11:19 AM (zHl9z)
The funny thing is he has different hash every time.
Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2011 11:19 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 12, 2011 11:20 AM (XE2Oo)
Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Beck Likes It Or Not at December 12, 2011 11:20 AM (yAor6)
Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2011 11:22 AM (Ly1Gf)
The real intent of "socking" is to make fun of famous people anyway. Not to start flame wars here. If people are allowed to sock others in a short time chaos will reign.
Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2011 11:23 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 12, 2011 11:23 AM (i6RpT)
sometimes names of real people are Borrowed, but if done they are supposed to be misspelled .... etc..
for instance I am not supposed to use cajun carrot.
unless i would miss spell it so everyone is aware of me pretending to speak as you.
Posted by: willow at December 12, 2011 11:23 AM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Cajun Carrot at December 12, 2011 03:19 PM (zHl9z)
Whatever you do, DON'T look it up on google images.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 12, 2011 11:24 AM (RpTmk)
88 everyone's hopeful gets to feel the prick of the knife the more popular they become.
Unless it's the candidate that the media wants for a nominee, Willow. ....The media is going very easy on both Newt and Romney right now. There is tons of stuff on both of them that they are ignoring.
Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 12, 2011 11:26 AM (HvKWW)
Ah, got it. Ya I've definitely partaken in the socking.
Thanks.Posted by: Cajun Carrot at December 12, 2011 11:26 AM (zHl9z)
The media is going very easy on both Newt and Romney right now.
what are you smoking, I want some!
Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Beck Likes It Or Not at December 12, 2011 11:27 AM (yAor6)
Posted by: willow at December 12, 2011 11:27 AM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Todd 3465 at December 12, 2011 11:28 AM (spa4d)
@ 55
not cool, while I can see your point in some ways you should come up w/ a less assholish way and more rule approved way of showing your point
Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Beck Likes It Or Not at December 12, 2011 11:29 AM (yAor6)
Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2011 11:30 AM (ZtwUX)
The media is going very easy on both Newt and Romney right now.
what are you smoking, I want some!
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How old were you back in 97-98, Author?
Because for those of us who were Newt fans back then.....it burned in real good. We know what is coming.
Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 12, 2011 11:31 AM (HvKWW)
Posted by: mike at December 12, 2011 11:31 AM (0hdwM)
Posted by: mike at December 12, 2011 11:33 AM (0hdwM)
How old were you back in 97-98, Author?
Because for those of us who were Newt fans back then.....it burned in real good. We know what is coming.
Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 12, 2011 03:31 PM (HvKWW)
the fuck my age has to do with it? everyone knows Newt's weaknesses, the media is already asking about fidelity and his Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac connections. They're already dragging out GOP establishment types to beg folks not to nominate him. Seriously you think the msm is going light w/ him? give me a break
Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Beck Likes It Or Not at December 12, 2011 11:34 AM (yAor6)
... it's really pretty absurd to try to pick a winner.
Well, yeah, 'cuz eventually your nose will start bleeding.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 12, 2011 11:35 AM (8VZu9)
Posted by: DaChew at December 12, 2011 11:36 AM (vJUsG)
107 wheatie, why sure they are holding back, once they get the nod, they will become deli meat for the masses.
Yup, Willow....it won't be pretty.
The timing of this whole Occutard thing should be giving us fair warning....this is what the DNC will make the election about. .....Evil Corporatists and Lobyists and Rich People. Lions and tigers and bears. Oh my.
Both Newt and Mitt fall into this narrative. ....They will be labeled and flayed for it.
Then, Mitt has the added gift of being Mormon, which they will use to portray him as a 'crazy underwear-wearing cultists' for.
Newt has a choo-choo train load of bagage for the media to pick and choose their tasty bits from.
Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 12, 2011 11:38 AM (HvKWW)
I don't see any bullet holes in any of the monuments !
Why did they fight so many battle in parks ?
Posted by: Barney the Dinosaur at December 12, 2011 11:44 AM (e8kgV)
114 Author,
Have they started calling him "the disgraced former Speaker" yet? ....Are they replaying the footage of him resigning both as Speaker and as Congressman yet?
If they are, I haven't seen it. ....But it will be coming, if Newt wins the nom.
Newt has not run for elective office since he quit his last elective office. ....And now we are going to catapult him into the White House?
With Newt or Mitt, it is a two-fer for the Dems. They will be able to run so much on either one of them that will demoralize the conservative vote, that the result will be low voter turnout on the Right. ....So we will not only lose to Obama, but we will probably lose seats in Congress as well.
Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 12, 2011 11:45 AM (HvKWW)
+1 on troll remark.
Posted by: HomeSkolled, who detests Mittens enough to vote for Gingrich at December 12, 2011 11:57 AM (AEawJ)
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Posted by: Ellen Kushner Swordspoint AudioBook at December 12, 2011 06:14 PM (z18f4)
@20
You might want to rethink your example. It's not just young kids that wonder if France was in WW2. Anyone that has ever read a book about WW2 or even hundreds of books about WW2, wonders if France was in the war. It's really a pretty legitimate question.
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