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June 15, 2011

The Most Horrific Video I Have Ever Seen
— Ace

Kit-ent Warning.

Posted by: Ace at 05:04 PM | Comments (69)
Post contains 18 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Good music

Posted by: USA at June 15, 2011 05:05 PM (6Cjut)

2 Cowbell, too!

Posted by: USA at June 15, 2011 05:07 PM (6Cjut)

3 I need one for my evil cat and some time on a lane at the bowling alley...

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 15, 2011 05:07 PM (ZUWaD)

4 This is worse than terror.

Posted by: sTevo at June 15, 2011 05:07 PM (VMcEw)

5 AIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Posted by: alexthedude at June 15, 2011 05:09 PM (veQda)

6 That is one flexible spine.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2011 05:09 PM (wRzrt)

7 What would have made this video more horrific is when after the cat got stuck in the hamster ball, it rolled down a steep hill onto a freeway,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 15, 2011 05:09 PM (c0A3e)

8 Someone must be taking a break from Ginger Lee's Opus.

Posted by: USA at June 15, 2011 05:11 PM (6Cjut)

9 This makes me want to go get a kitten at the shelter and a hamster ball.

Posted by: Beth at June 15, 2011 05:13 PM (5NfIh)

10 So, vy do you tink you enjoy vatching de pussies so much?

Posted by: Sigmund F. at June 15, 2011 05:13 PM (6Cjut)

11 Are these Allahpundit's cats?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2011 05:14 PM (kaalw)

12 Vid gone

Posted by: Mbruce at June 15, 2011 05:14 PM (Fr8N6)

13 So, vat is your earliest memory of being afraid of de pussy?

Posted by: Sigmund F. at June 15, 2011 05:14 PM (6Cjut)

14 HHhmmmm.."?Hampster Ball Air Cannons for 500 Alex?"

Posted by: Richard at June 15, 2011 05:15 PM (iKaK0)

15 Nice break from allweiner all the time

Posted by: quilly mammoth at June 15, 2011 05:16 PM (IVbxu)

16
You want horrific? I've got horrific:

http://tinyurl.com/3b47nrj

(No, it's really me, arhooley. click the fucking link.)

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 15, 2011 05:17 PM (mTLMT)

17 Stupid cat getting stuck in the first place = Obama voters in 2008

Stupid cat getting out and then trying to get back in = Obama voters in 2012

Posted by: Kensington at June 15, 2011 05:17 PM (uaEZS)

18 So, you are scared because de pussy is inside the ball?

Posted by: Sigmund F. at June 15, 2011 05:17 PM (6Cjut)

19 Can't believe I watched the whole thing. But yeah, pretty cute.

Posted by: brak at June 15, 2011 05:18 PM (nIoiW)

20
SPOILER WARNING:

The kitteh is cute.

Posted by: arhooley at June 15, 2011 05:18 PM (mTLMT)

21 Oh for fucks sake!

Posted by: Jack at June 15, 2011 05:19 PM (kCT7A)

22 The horror, the horror

Posted by: garfield at June 15, 2011 05:19 PM (GTbGH)

23 Horrific video.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2011 05:20 PM (kaalw)

I don't think I can survive until the open thread.

Work at 0600. Didn't leave until 1800. Much whining. Gahhh...

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at June 15, 2011 05:20 PM (otfJ1)

25 Don't show this to Richard Gere

Posted by: Ben at June 15, 2011 05:22 PM (DKV43)

26 mittens romney promotional video

Posted by: newrouter at June 15, 2011 05:22 PM (6BXlQ)

27 What's more horrific than a kitten playing in a hamster ball is imagining Ace trawling youtube looking for kittens playing in a hamster ball.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2011 05:24 PM (kOtPb)

28 I was feeling sorry for him until I noticed that he is playing with his tail.

Posted by: mike at June 15, 2011 05:25 PM (KsI1l)

29 Horrific Presidential Car Wash

Posted by: alexthedude at June 15, 2011 05:25 PM (veQda)

30 28 I think he was looking for something else.....(hint:it included pussy's and balls)

Posted by: steevy at June 15, 2011 05:25 PM (pHNJS)

31 28 What's more horrific than a kitten playing in a hamster ball is imagining Ace trawling youtube looking for kittens playing in a hamster ball. Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2011 09:24 PM (kOtPb) ..and then realizing that he probably didn't start out by googling "Young Kittens"

Posted by: alexthedude at June 15, 2011 05:26 PM (veQda)

32 Actually frightening (if there wasn't glass there) http://youtu.be/jT7_CtjEVFU

Posted by: John at June 15, 2011 05:27 PM (eIEE4)

33 At least it wasn't "2 Girls, 1 Cup".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 15, 2011 05:27 PM (c0A3e)

34
F5 yields naught.

Post #17 is working its insidious influence?

Posted by: arhooley at June 15, 2011 05:28 PM (mTLMT)

35 OK, I had to fast forward to the end to see how it turned out.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 15, 2011 05:29 PM (RZ8pf)

36 And this is actually my smarter cat.

Posted by: Andy Levy at June 15, 2011 05:29 PM (nEvyg)

37 alexthedude, that car wash commercial really IS horrific! LMFAO

Posted by: Beth at June 15, 2011 05:34 PM (5NfIh)

38 17
You want horrific? I've got horrific:

http://tinyurl.com/3b47nrj

(No, it's really me, arhooley. click the fucking link.)

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 15, 2011 09:17 PM (mTLMT)

That is impressive in its horrificness. Want moar!

Posted by: Museisluse at June 15, 2011 05:34 PM (Y3n3D)

39 wait is that tv's Andy Levy? For real?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 15, 2011 05:35 PM (RZ8pf)

40
That is impressive in its horrificness. Want moar!

$2gether we will bring moar.

Posted by: arhooley at June 15, 2011 05:43 PM (mTLMT)

41 aaaaaaaaaaaaand here comes the spam, right on cue!

Posted by: Beth at June 15, 2011 05:44 PM (5NfIh)

42 @arhooley #17 Great campaign ad. Â Dingy Harry could not deny, clean, articulate and he prolly smells like Old Spice so Harry would have no problem there.Â On to my critique: He needs to work on how he pronounces JagOfficer. Â Just sayin'. Â There are subliminal ramifications here.Â If K. stands for Khalidi he should embrace it to snag the muticultural vote, or change it.Â Cool play on his logo, city on a hill. Get it? Â I did but I'm guessing most of his constituents won't or the source of the concept... Joking aside, if I were in Conn. he'd have my vote hands down for his service, commitment to the constitution and clear thinking. Â But alas, Â I'm in the district that is unfortunately soon to be sans Michele Bachmann. Â Â I hear the dems are already courting Bob Dylan to run for her vacant seat.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 15, 2011 05:50 PM (YBWJ9)

43 Meh. I used to have a kitten in my hamster ball.

Posted by: guy that wants to look cool by acting jaded at June 15, 2011 05:55 PM (S1Ttj)

44 Best part? At the 2:45 mark the camera pans up from the floor and there on the shelf are a few dozen Elvis dolls. All in original packages

Posted by: karenm at June 15, 2011 06:04 PM (2y90e)

45 Mr Blonde is not amused, will be paying you a visit.

Posted by: dave at June 15, 2011 06:07 PM (fzU/7)

46 Tony Weiner would have gotten a lot farther, and in a lot less trouble if he tweeted kit-pics instead of dicpics

Posted by: phreshone at June 15, 2011 06:11 PM (T3vCe)

47 17 You want horrific? I've got horrific: http://tinyurl.com/3b47nrj (No, it's really me, arhooley. click the fucking link.) Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 15, 2011 09:17 PM (mTLMT) Purrrrr! I do love handsome, masculine conservative men.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 15, 2011 06:14 PM (UciSl)

48 I had a Maine Coon Cat and a Hamster with a Hamster ball.
Then I had a Hamster in a Hamster ball in a Maine Coon Cat.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at June 15, 2011 06:15 PM (lpWVn)

49 45 Meh. I used to have a kitten in my hamster ball. Posted by: guy that wants to look cool by acting jaded at June 15, 2011 09:55 PM (S1Ttj) You should see what I've had up my 'gerbil ball'.

Posted by: Richard Gere at June 15, 2011 06:16 PM (UciSl)

50 Finally I can enjoy that song again without getting irritated at Tarantino for the Resevoir Dogs scene.

Posted by: cathy at June 15, 2011 06:25 PM (j33yk)

51 This is a metaphor for the Palestinians. They appear stuck in their situation, but they don't actually want out of it.

Posted by: Brisco_County at June 15, 2011 06:26 PM (XnIt1)

52 My soooouuuuullll!

Posted by: Cyn at June 15, 2011 06:36 PM (18WU4)

53 If it wasn't for chinese take out, there would be a bounty on the damn things.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at June 15, 2011 06:45 PM (QQztO)

54 It was touch and go there for a minute.

Posted by: ExExZonie at June 15, 2011 06:45 PM (DRR4t)

55 It seems so WRONG having something so cute with that song. LOL

Posted by: Beth at June 15, 2011 06:48 PM (5NfIh)

56 In our daily life, we pay more attention to our dress-up and life taste. In 2011 summer, we don't need to worry about it because summer clothing is always stylish and charming. However, we often feel annoyed in winter because those winter coats in general are heavy. Thus, we cannot show our personality and style during the winter time. However, when the canada goose label comes into our sights, we know that everything would be all right. It is because Canada goose clothing can bring us a stylish and charming look even under the brutal conditions.(yang)

Posted by: canada goose at June 15, 2011 07:45 PM (+Yddc)

57 The part where the one cat cuts off the other cat's ear was kinda gross.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at June 15, 2011 08:13 PM (U6MtO)

58 I'm beginning to wonder about ace.

Posted by: cherry π at June 15, 2011 08:28 PM (+sBB4)

59 61 The part where the one cat cuts off the other cat's ear was kinda gross.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Posted by: cathy at June 15, 2011 08:34 PM (j33yk)

60 And no help from PETA wacktards

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at June 15, 2011 09:18 PM (vA9ld)

61 oh please please please tell me #65 that you are really Spurwing Plover and not a sock

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Posted by: makeup at June 15, 2011 11:23 PM (nJrdC)

63 Can't hear that tune without thinking of Michael Madsen torturing a cop.

Posted by: Jingo at June 16, 2011 01:33 AM (JlBmQ)

64
ROFL! That was way too precious!

Ace loves the kitten puss. Purr...

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67 "Crazy cat"...

...says the guys filming said cat in a room lined with still-in-the-box Barbie dolls.
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68 FUCK YOU SPAMMERS!!!!!! FUCK!!!

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