February 20, 2011

The Nasty Honey Badger (Open Thread)
— rdbrewer

I saw a video at Boingboing a while back, but YouTube took it down. I found the original upload. It's below the fold, because it's NSFW. (Language.) Funny stuff. It's like an R rated version of those Brian Fellow's Safari Planet skits Tracy Morgan used to do on Saturday Night Live. For those of you who don't want to see an NSFW video, here is Tracy Morgan.

The Nasty Honey Badger (NSFW) below the fold.

Open thread.

Update: Honey badger mascot tryouts.










From Garrett:


Posted by: rdbrewer at 12:32 PM | Comments (347)
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1 bam!

Posted by: Uncle Jed at February 20, 2011 12:35 PM (qPTz0)

2 Note to self:  Cancel any potential travel plans to Mexico:

53 killed in 72 hours in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, one of the deadliest 3-day periods in memory, state AG aide says - CNN http://bit.ly/gDg0fp

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 20, 2011 12:38 PM (c0A3e)

3 Sounded like a Columbia professor.

Posted by: USA at February 20, 2011 12:39 PM (YZISw)

4 That is hilarious! 

Posted by: Peaches at February 20, 2011 12:42 PM (zxpIo)

5 I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!!!111!!eleventy!!111

Posted by: Brian Fellows at February 20, 2011 12:43 PM (mABIe)

6 Can we get a federal grant to study why talentless videographers chose violin music for Honey Badger videos?

Posted by: Columbia Gubmint Grant Committee at February 20, 2011 12:43 PM (YZISw)

7 It just thmacks the shit out of it.

Posted by: Dude In Video at February 20, 2011 12:45 PM (tl/+H)

8 Too frickin' funny!!!

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 12:45 PM (VuLos)

9 Ha! A friend of ours picked up a badger that he came across on a roadway that had died of a glancing blow from a car, meaning the badger was completely intact, just dead.  He took it to the taxidermy and then  gave it to my husband for his 40th birthday.  Said it reminded him of my husband.  It is now wall art. 

Posted by: Derak at February 20, 2011 12:46 PM (CjpKH)

10 Honey badger don't care.

Posted by: Dude In Video at February 20, 2011 12:46 PM (tl/+H)

11 More violence going down in Libya, this time in the capital. 

Thousands of protesters clash with Libyan forces in Tripoli, the capital, according to unnamed sources - Al Jazeera http://bit.ly/gfQw8y

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 20, 2011 12:48 PM (c0A3e)

12 That sounded like a transperson.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2011 12:49 PM (TMB3S)

13 I can't believe that damn thing got bitten by a king cobra and "slept it off". That was not just teh funny, it was awesome.

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2011 12:50 PM (M9Ie6)

14 Like they said on Top Gear, the honey badger isn't afraid to rip off your testicles.

Posted by: Cheeseheadette at February 20, 2011 12:50 PM (aZ1Tm)

15 They tell even hyenas to fuck off. Cobras are snacks. They recover from cobra bites. Why don't we have a weapon system named after them? If you track the NSFW video to other videos you learn how a honey badger killed a male lion by biting off its junk.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 12:53 PM (VmVG3)

16 *Fun Factoid: A Honey Badger lives inside LauraW's hump.

Posted by: Retired Geezer at February 20, 2011 12:53 PM (VXt91)

17 Honey badger is like the Dick Cheney of the animal kingdom, I guess. 

Posted by: Peaches at February 20, 2011 12:54 PM (zxpIo)

18 *Fun Factoid: A Honey Badger lives inside LauraW's hump. Posted by: Retired Geezer at February 20, 2011 04:53 PM (VXt91) That explains some of the strange noises, but not all of them.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 12:55 PM (VmVG3)

19 Honey badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: Dude In Video at February 20, 2011 12:55 PM (tl/+H)

20 Why don't we have a weapon system named after them?

I dunno, but the Russians have something nasty named after a badger:

Tu-16 BADGER (TUPOLEV)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 20, 2011 12:55 PM (c0A3e)

21 Honey badger always on edge.

Posted by: Dude In Video at February 20, 2011 12:56 PM (tl/+H)

22 I have a Honey Badger that I use as a fluffer.

Posted by: Pat Fuckin' Caddell at February 20, 2011 12:56 PM (3lt+q)

23 How cool would it be if a honey badger got loose in the WH?  I'd pay to see that.  Probably take that new press sec'y first, just as an appetizer.  Boy, who ever thought we'd seem somebody that make Gibbsy look like a fuckin' genius?

Posted by: Peaches at February 20, 2011 12:58 PM (zxpIo)

24 Well, you know what I meant by that typo-strewn post . . .

Posted by: Peaches at February 20, 2011 01:00 PM (zxpIo)

25 Boy, who ever thought we'd seem somebody that make Gibbsy look like a fuckin' genius?

Posted by: Peaches at February 20, 2011 04:58 PM (zxpIo)

That job would suck ass.  Having to lie for the administration and attempt to make it believeable or even excusable..Impossible

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 20, 2011 01:02 PM (FIDMq)

26 I say we turn loose a few dozen honey badgers in the Columbia U dorms. They can ask for the National American Man-Boy Love Ass'n to be called up to help them.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2011 01:04 PM (h0RtZ)

27

ha ha Just the title is funny enough The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom! btw original narrator Randall has a whole series of wildlife vidoes on you tube.

Posted by: Krazy Kat at February 20, 2011 01:05 PM (oNphh)

28 btw original narrator Randall has a whole series of wildlife vidoes on you tube.

Posted by: Krazy Kat at February 20, 2011 05:05 PM (oNphh)

I just noticed that.  Watched the lizard one.  Randall gets a little too excited towards the end of that one.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 01:06 PM (VuLos)

29 Honey Badger vs Alien vs Predator -- what the honey badger calls 'dinner'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2011 01:07 PM (h0RtZ)

30 I think "Honey Badger don't give a shit" has already made it into the AoS lexicon, we just don't know it.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 01:07 PM (bxiXv)

31

I hadz all I can standz of Tracy Morgan, I can't standz no more!

Please assume your place in line with the other unfunny forever after 5 min SNL alums.

Posted by: Count Popeye de Monet at February 20, 2011 01:09 PM (XBM1t)

32 Fifty-three people were killed in a 72-hour span in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico.....
 
The rest of the city has volunteered to move to Tripoli.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2011 01:11 PM (h0RtZ)

33 I think "Honey Badger don't give a shit" has already made it into the AoS lexicon, we just don't know it.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 05:07 PM (bxiXv)

I think that should be our response to all trolls.  Everyone posts just that, repeatedly.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 01:11 PM (VuLos)

34

The Honey Badger is much too violent amd icky to be welcomed into the Columbia University community.

Maybe he should try a (sneer) State College down south or out west.

Posted by: Columbia Sociology Professor/Pizza Delivery Guy at February 20, 2011 01:13 PM (iYwUw)

35

I think that should be our response to all trolls. Everyone posts just that, repeatedly.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 05:11 PM (VuLos)

You know, with variants, like "Do you think Honey Badger cares?" And "Honey Bagders are like that."

"Honey Badgers don't give a fuck" for profane trolls.

And *never* *explain* *it*. First rule of Honey Badger Club.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 01:13 PM (bxiXv)

36

I think that should be our response to all trolls.  Everyone posts just that, repeatedly.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 05:11 PM (VuLos)

I like it!!

Posted by: Peaches at February 20, 2011 01:14 PM (zxpIo)

37 I think "Honey Badger don't give a shit" has already made it into the AoS lexicon, we just don't know it.

Yep. 

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 01:14 PM (tl/+H)

38 I think that should be our response to all trolls. Everyone posts just that, repeatedly. Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 05:11 PM (VuLos) I like it!! Posted by: Peaches at February 20, 2011 05:14 PM (zxpIo) Yes. Let's try it.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 01:14 PM (VmVG3)

39

And *never* *explain* *it*. First rule of Honey Badger Club.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 05:13 PM (bxiXv)

Yes!  This is KEY.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 01:15 PM (VuLos)

40 "Honey badger don't give a shit" reminds me of "repo man always intense."

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 01:15 PM (tl/+H)

41 May we shorten Honey Badger to HB?

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 01:15 PM (VmVG3)

42 But apparently you do know it.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at February 20, 2011 01:15 PM (iYwUw)

43 HBDGAS?

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 01:17 PM (VmVG3)

44 May we shorten Honey Badger to HB?

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 05:15 PM (VmVG3)

Every time I read 'Honey Badger' Randall's voice is in my head.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 01:18 PM (VuLos)

45 Anyone noticed that the world is kinda going crazy at the moment?

Let's all do my favorite mental exercise:  The country has a $1.6 trillion with no official budget even on the books, the unemployment rate is around 18% in reality, the Mideast is aflame with both friendly and hostile states undergoing profound change, gasoline and food prices are skyrocketing, Iraq is still unfinished business, Afghanistan teeters, Iran still has nuclear ambitions and is sending warships into the Mediterranean, North Korea is digging tunnels again for nefarious purposes, and the President's number one priority is high speed rail.

Now picture all of this with a Republican as President.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2011 01:19 PM (7utQ2)

46 -Too good not to share, the hive mind at LGF is squarely behind the unions,and Charles is leading the pack. They're conveniently disregarding any discrepancies as to WHY this is happening, but buying wholly into the spin. "Cause Ezra Klein sorted it all out. Easy for him, it's less than 100 years old.

 It would be interesting if someone had a figure on the number of Tea Party counter-protesters, is there anything yet?  ( too lazy to check)

Posted by: irongrampa at February 20, 2011 01:19 PM (ud5dN)

47 34

The Honey Badger is much too violent amd icky to be welcomed into the Columbia University community.

Maybe he should try a (sneer) State College down south or out west.

Posted by: Columbia Sociology Professor/Pizza Delivery Guy at February 20, 2011 05:13 PM (iYwUw)

Don't worry, I think he'll pick a Big Ten school for some reason.  gw

Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2011 01:19 PM (oVQFe)

48 Honey Badger don't call in sick. Honey Badger don't need no doctor's note.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 01:20 PM (VmVG3)

49 Honey badger don't give a shit about LGF.

Aaaaaand, neither do I.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2011 01:22 PM (7utQ2)

50 I nominate the Nasty Badass Honey Badger for AoShq mascot. All in favor say: aye...

Posted by: Moi at February 20, 2011 01:23 PM (Ez4Ql)

51 I think "Honey Badger don't give a shit" has already made it into the AoS lexicon, we just don't know it.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 05:07 PM (bxiXv)

I think that should be our response to all trolls.  Everyone posts just that, repeatedly.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 05:11 PM (VuLos)

That's a conversation killer on par with "MAYBE THE  DINGO ATE YOUR BABY?"

Posted by: ErikW at February 20, 2011 01:23 PM (32cpx)

52 I think you have to say Honey Badger and not HB. Just doesn't sound right.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 01:24 PM (bxiXv)

53 53 killed in 72 hours in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico

I bet motel rates are dirt cheap these days.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 20, 2011 01:24 PM (cPCs3)

54 aye

Posted by: Peaches at February 20, 2011 01:24 PM (zxpIo)

55 Protein Wisdom has an Armadillo who's drunk all the time, we have a Honey Badger who doesn't care.

Sounds about right. Poor Ace, not even here to vote.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 01:25 PM (bxiXv)

56 the world is kinda going crazy at the moment?

Its always been this bad.  Various electronic and media technology has simply enabled the mass sensationalism of it. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 20, 2011 01:26 PM (cPCs3)

57 Kratos - just in time for Spring Break, yeah

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2011 01:27 PM (CPefM)

58 Anyway, I gotta go out and wrap up local Hobo Season, like a Honey Badger.

"Like a Honey Badger" = "I don't care."

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 01:27 PM (bxiXv)

59

I just noticed that.  Watched the lizard one.  Randall gets a little too excited towards the end of that one.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 05:06 PM (VuLos) 

Yes his feminine qualities are showing there at the end I. He comes up with some funny names .

Posted by: Krazy Kat at February 20, 2011 01:27 PM (oNphh)

60 Sounds about right. Poor Ace, not even here to vote. Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 05:25 PM (bxiXv) ace is marathoning Kung Fu in preparation for his bare-footed trek to Alaska to learn from a certain Wise Mistress.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 01:28 PM (VmVG3)

61 "...and the President's number one priority is high speed rail." Golf, you mean. Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at February 20, 2011 01:28 PM (j3pEj)

62 Now all we need is a proper image of a honey badger giving the finger and grabbing its crotch or something.

Posted by: ErikW at February 20, 2011 01:28 PM (32cpx)

63 Its always been this bad.  Various electronic and media technology has simply enabled the mass sensationalism of it.

I dunno, PA.  It's only fairly recently that the Mooslims have invaded all of the fine infidel countries in great numbers.

Posted by: Peaches at February 20, 2011 01:28 PM (zxpIo)

64 The rest of the city has volunteered to move to Tripoli.

Nah, they're already too busy trying to get across the border into El Paso.

Posted by: Alex at February 20, 2011 01:29 PM (x40U+)

65

I wish a honey badger would eat tracy morgan

 

Posted by: Krazy Kat at February 20, 2011 01:30 PM (oNphh)

66 ace is marathoning Kung Fu in preparation for his bare-footed trek to Alaska to learn from a certain Wise Mistress.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 05:28 PM (VmVG3)

That's some pretty Worthy shit right there.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 01:30 PM (bxiXv)

67 This deserves a Flaming Skull - AOSHQ gets a shout out on WUWT, not as a "smart military blog" - but for the some of the "features" of this blog engine.  Come Pixy needs some love.  (note I am not MikeW).

http://tinyurl.com/4egdrz8

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2011 01:31 PM (CPefM)

68 wow this is huge  Col Crazy hardest hit  http://tinyurl.com/4g3jkoe

Posted by: Krazy Kat at February 20, 2011 01:33 PM (oNphh)

69 It's only fairly recently that the Mooslims have invaded all of the fine infidel countries in great numbers.

Its always someone though.  Goths, Vandals, Mongol hoards, Alexander, Hannibal, Darius, the Romans, etc.  Someone is always looking to jack other people's shit.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 20, 2011 01:33 PM (cPCs3)

70 Honey badger always intense.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 01:33 PM (tl/+H)

71 PA, I don't agree.  I remember all the other times it began to get flaky and I had some degree of faith that adults were in charge.  I have no such illusions currently. 

This guy is not leading about anything. 

It's kind of remarkable when you think about it.  His domestic policy is some kind of half-ass great society wish list that simply ignores fiscal reality.  His foreign policy is downright incoherent when the heat gets kicked above "low" in the kitchen.  Just one more even moderately important issue is going to overload us.

You can fence yourself in, but you can;t fence the world out.  And we're not even very good at fencing ourselves in.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2011 01:33 PM (7utQ2)

72 I dunno, but the Russians have something nasty named after a badger:

Tu-16 BADGER (TUPOLEV)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 20, 2011 04:55 PM (c0A3e)

All those names of Soviet aircraft were given to them by NATO. They aren't the names the Russians gave them.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 20, 2011 01:34 PM (EhlQq)

73 Conservative honey badger does all the work while the liberal birds and jackals take all his shit.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 20, 2011 01:34 PM (54F2e)

74 Honey Badger don't play that.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2011 01:35 PM (3lt+q)

75 Let's don't tell anybody, okay. 
++Hands over mouth, snickering, with eyes almost squintied shut.++

Posted by: SCRednek at February 20, 2011 01:35 PM (x8U/s)

76 One more thing:  Hey, remember all the imaginary indiscriminate Israeli machine-gunning of peaceful Pali protesters?  Yeah, time for all who have promoted that line of lies to STFU.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2011 01:36 PM (7utQ2)

77 Ok, now we're all sitting around waiting for a troll to show up, aren't we?

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 01:36 PM (VuLos)

78 I had some degree of faith that adults were in charge.  I have no such illusions currently. 

Historically, the American populace corrects its presidential mistakes quickly.  Of course we may have 20+ years of pain ahead to claw our way out of the wreckage a bad one-term president leaves behind.  ex. we still suffer mightily with the consequences of Carter's flawed Iran policy.


Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 20, 2011 01:36 PM (cPCs3)

79 Now all we need is a proper image of a honey badger giving the finger and grabbing its crotch or something. I think in about Oct '08, can't remember if it was pre or post election, the Jawa Report put an anteater on the Presidential ticket. "Fuck you! I'm an anteater!!"

Posted by: fluffy is not the droid you are looking for at February 20, 2011 01:37 PM (4Kl5M)

80 Honey Badger don't play that.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2011 05:35 PM (3lt+q)

 

Heh, I was thinking that Damon Wayans could do that some justice.

Posted by: ErikW at February 20, 2011 01:37 PM (32cpx)

81 Chris Christie's political "godfather" playing with the idea of forming a presidential PAC. Said it would be foolish not to considering the national interest in CC. Over at Drudge citing politico... Flame on!

Posted by: Uncle Jed at February 20, 2011 01:37 PM (qPTz0)

82 In Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 When you are on a mission with the Hunter group you are supported by a Striker team and the Striker is named "Honey Badger"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 20, 2011 01:38 PM (54F2e)

83 I should have said it better:  If only the Israelis would make peace with the Palestinians, Arab governments would not have to kill their own people.  Or something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2011 01:39 PM (7utQ2)

84

Floats like a butterfly

Don'ts give a shit like a Honey Badger

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 01:40 PM (XBM1t)

85 Lemmiwinks, you have to be screwing with us.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2011 01:40 PM (7utQ2)

86 We need a screencap of the Honey Badger passed out on his back from too much Cobra Poison Valu-Rite. 

Posted by: HOney Badger Says - 'Sleep it Off!' at February 20, 2011 01:41 PM (3lt+q)

87

A 20-year old kid man just won Daytona.

Its the dude's second career Sprint Cup start.

Posted by: MikeD at February 20, 2011 01:43 PM (jmoS0)

88 Honey Badger vs. my ex-wife: a draw.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 01:43 PM (VmVG3)

89 Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2011 05:31 PM (CPefM)

Umm, how about this that was also linked on that page (comments):

From Weasel Zippers:

US Govt contracting to create "fake people" to spread propaganda on social networks.

I wish I could say I was shocked.

Maybe Honey Badger would care about THIS!

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 01:44 PM (bxiXv)

90 Yeah, that's a honey badger in my pants. Wanna see it?

Posted by: Pat Fucking Caddell at February 20, 2011 01:44 PM (32cpx)

91 You know, if the t-shirt thing were not such a touchy subject with Fearless Leader, inspired minds could do something with this.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2011 01:44 PM (7utQ2)

92

"Hide Yo Wife, Hide Yo Husband, Hide Yo Kids!

Honey Badger rapin' ervery-one up in here!"

Posted by: Antoine Dodson at February 20, 2011 01:44 PM (3lt+q)

93 85 Lemmiwinks, you have to be screwing with us.

Totally not screwing with you.  Any other morons(ettes) have COD MW2?  They will verify.  When you play that mission you get a laser designator and you can have Honey Badger shoot the Russians right through buildings because honey Badger doesn't give a shit if there is a building in the way.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 20, 2011 01:45 PM (54F2e)

94 Link fail, Mero.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2011 01:45 PM (7utQ2)

Posted by: Peaches at February 20, 2011 01:46 PM (zxpIo)

96

All those names of Soviet aircraft were given to them by NATO. They aren't the names the Russians gave them.

Ah, my mistake. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 20, 2011 01:46 PM (c0A3e)

97 86 We need a screencap of the Honey Badger passed out on his back from too much Cobra Poison Valu-Rite.

Cobra Venom = Value Rite

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 20, 2011 01:46 PM (54F2e)

98 When you play that mission you get a laser designator and you can have Honey Badger shoot the Russians right through buildings because honey Badger doesn't give a shit if there is a building in the way.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 20, 2011 05:45 PM (54F2e)

You know, I was never interested after playing the demo, but that's some awesome shit.

It just seemed like a twitchy level-memorization game. I don't have time for that, because I'm a Honey Badger and I don't care.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 01:47 PM (bxiXv)

99 20 year old rookie wins the Daytona 500

Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2011 01:48 PM (oVQFe)

100 The t-shirt must have a honey badger aiming a longbow at a grazing hobo.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 01:48 PM (VmVG3)

101 Posted by: Uncle Jed at February 20, 2011 05:37 PM (qPTz0)
 
The Drudge headline is a bit misleading. Even Politico wouldn't go so far as to call it a 'Presidential Advisory Committee'.
 
It would be a PAC, to capture some of the Christie love in donations that he could then use for GOP contests around the country.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2011 01:48 PM (h0RtZ)

102

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 20, 2011 05:45 PM (54F2e)

 

True Dat -

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2011 01:48 PM (3lt+q)

103

I had to go to the public library today. Someone please explain to me why 70% of the cars there were priuses and the people were all dressed like some hippie movie carrying books in "let's recycle" bags? Oh, except for the tiger mother--at least she was dressed normally. She was tapping the books she wanted her daughter to pull and look at. Do normal people not have to occassionally use the library?

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2011 01:49 PM (XW2az)

104

I love Tuco's endless scams.

One of the best movies of all times.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 20, 2011 01:49 PM (7+pP9)

105 94 Link fail, Mero.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2011 05:45 PM (7utQ2)

Works for me. You do know about TinyURL Preview, don't you?

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 01:49 PM (bxiXv)

106 the Christie love

I like the big guy and everything, but that is some unfortunate imagery.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2011 01:49 PM (7utQ2)

107 The t-shirt must have a honey badger aiming a longbow at a grazing hobo.

Honey badger don't need no stinkin' longbow. 

Posted by: Peaches at February 20, 2011 01:50 PM (zxpIo)

108 Cobra Venom = Value Rite

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 20, 2011 05:46 PM (54F2e)

King Cobra Malt Liquor < Cobra Venom <= Value Rite

 

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 01:50 PM (XBM1t)

109 Do normal people not have to occassionally use the library?

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2011 05:49 PM (XW2az)

We don't go there because of all the hippies.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 01:51 PM (bxiXv)

110

109 Very wise.

I have PMS so I was a little worried for the hippies today.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2011 01:52 PM (XW2az)

111 Works for me. You do know about TinyURL Preview, don't you?

Whoops.  Apologies.  I did not see the "proceed" link.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2011 01:52 PM (7utQ2)

112 You're right.  I don't give a shit.

Posted by: Honey Badger at February 20, 2011 01:52 PM (tl/+H)

113

Rumsfeld on Obama's foreign policy:

"I think [Obama] has made a practice of trying to apologize for America," Rumsfeld said.

Rumsfeld also downplayed ObamaÂ’s Nobel Peace Prize.

“He had not accomplished a thing when he got the Nobel Prize. It was given to him on hope,” Rumsfeld said. “He'd been in office 15 minutes.”

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 20, 2011 01:53 PM (yfJ6g)

114 Whoops. Apologies. I did not see the "proceed" link.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2011 05:52 PM (7utQ2)

I use the preview because of the kinds of things SOME people here link to. There is not enough mindbleach.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 01:55 PM (bxiXv)

115 Do normal people not have to occasionally use the library?

The library is for people who can't afford anything of their own i.e. hippies.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 20, 2011 01:55 PM (54F2e)

116

1.  Maths has inequalities

2.  Libs/Progs hate and revile inequalities

3.  Libs/Progs hate and revile Maths.

QED

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 01:56 PM (XBM1t)

117 Honey Badger always gets free shipping.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 01:56 PM (VmVG3)

118 Honey Badger is the callsign of the M113A support in one of the missions in Modern Warfare 2.  nice.

Posted by: tangonine at February 20, 2011 01:57 PM (x3YFz)

119 I'm sure that's not true. It's time for Americans to realize that governing is hard work, and that a president can't just wave a magic wand and fix everything.

Posted by: Ellie Light at February 20, 2011 05:55 PM (IhHdM)

Honey badger don't care.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 01:57 PM (bxiXv)

120 Iran kicking up a stink? Send in the honey badgers. They don't give a shit.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 20, 2011 01:58 PM (EH4cc)

121 117

1.  Maths has inequalities

2.  Libs/Progs hate and revile inequalities

3.  Libs/Progs hate and revile Maths.

QED


Actually they are too dumb to understand math and most of their pie in the sky ideas pretty much prove it.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 20, 2011 01:58 PM (54F2e)

122 Honey Badger needs let loose in Congress. The slowest get et first.

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2011 01:58 PM (DKZP7)

123 117

1.  Maths has inequalities

2.  Libs/Progs hate and revile inequalities

3.  Libs/Progs hate and revile Maths.

QED

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 05:56 PM (XBM1t)

math also has imaginary numbers, which you'd think the hippies would be all over like Rosie O'Donnel on a baked ham.

Posted by: tangonine at February 20, 2011 01:58 PM (x3YFz)

124 "Honey Badger, what is best in life?"

"Fuck off or I'll eat you alive."

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 01:59 PM (9Pzy7)

125 Libraries aren't libraries anymore. Today's Librarians talk out loud in the Library. In my day this Would. Not. Ever. Happen. I never saw a more potent sign of the End of Civilization.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 01:59 PM (VmVG3)

126 Ok, now we're all sitting around waiting for a troll to show up, aren't we?

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 05:36 PM (VuLos)

No need to wait, the flamewar troll is over on the last thread trying to get P.A. to throw down the ban-hammer.

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2011 02:00 PM (M9Ie6)

127 In breaking news, Columbia University burned down today. The Fire Inspector said "There was an unprecedented number of flaming assholes concentrated in one spot. It just spontaneously combusted."
 
I don't give a shit.

Posted by: HBDGAS at February 20, 2011 02:01 PM (h0RtZ)

128 122 117

1.  Maths has inequalities

2.  Libs/Progs hate and revile inequalities

3.  Libs/Progs hate and revile Maths.

QED


Actually they are too dumb to understand math and most of their pie in the sky ideas pretty much prove it.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 20, 2011 05:58 PM (54F2e)

While serving on active duty, it took me 9 years to actually get my BS in physics.  All those nasty deployments really slowed me down, but in that time, I can count on 2 fingers the number of hippies in the 3-400 level classes, and none of them graduated. 

In grad school (MS Engineering), there were no hippies. 

Posted by: tangonine at February 20, 2011 02:01 PM (x3YFz)

129 No need to wait, the flamewar troll is over on the last thread trying to get P.A. to throw down the ban-hammer. Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2011 06:00 PM (M9Ie6) Bwian?

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 02:01 PM (VmVG3)

130

math also has imaginary numbers, which you'd think the hippies would be all over like Rosie O'Donnel on a baked ham.

Posted by: tangonine at February 20, 2011 05:58 PM (x3YFz)

Class, please open Presidonk Obama's budget request for our class exercise in imaginary numbers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 02:01 PM (XBM1t)

131 Nasty Honey Badger ain't got shit on me!  Go on down, Nasty Honey Badger ...eat this!

Posted by: Lindsey Lohan v Nasty Honey Badger at February 20, 2011 02:03 PM (DKZP7)

132 Honey badger mascot tryouts now in the post.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 02:03 PM (tl/+H)

133 Cobras don't surf!

Posted by: Col. "Honey Badger" Kilgore at February 20, 2011 02:04 PM (9Pzy7)

134 I put honey on my badger nightly.

Posted by: Paris Hilton at February 20, 2011 02:06 PM (BAtLQ)

135 I'd pay good money to see Nasty Honey Badger at a Code Pink rally.

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2011 02:06 PM (DKZP7)

136 Bwian?

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 06:01 PM (VmVG3)

YGIIO (You got it in one)

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2011 02:06 PM (M9Ie6)

137 Have any of you guys heard that the shit is hitting the fan over in Libya?  I know that Moammmmmmmmmmmmmmar Gadhaffyduck rules with such an iron fist that Flathead Friedman gets a major hardon thinking about slaving under him, and also acts about as lucid as Jim Morrison's dead body, but reports coming out are saying the citizens there are saying "Fuck this shit" and are doing everything short of praying to Zombie Reagan to come back and finish the fucking job.  Damn if there was anybody worthy of getting strung up in the middle of the capital (actually I can think of at least a half dozen others that deserve that fate, some of them domestic) but CIVILITY NOW!!!11!

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2011 02:07 PM (eh+ki)

138 "With great power comes great responsibility."

"Honey Badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 02:07 PM (9Pzy7)

139 I just sent this HB video out to all my family with the caution about not playing it around young children.

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2011 02:08 PM (M9Ie6)

140 136 I'd pay good money to see Nasty Honey Badger at a Code Pink rally.

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2011 06:06 PM (DKZP7)

Well, I guess I know what I'm doing for my next costume.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 02:09 PM (bxiXv)

141 Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2011 06:07 PM (eh+ki) Yes, there is a report of defecting Army units and the riots spreading to Tripoli. Too bad President Mini-Mao is too busy playing with a stolen train set.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 02:10 PM (VmVG3)

142 138 Have any of you guys heard that the shit is hitting the fan over in Libya?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2011 06:07 PM (eh+ki)

Two threads down, detour signs up around the troll.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 02:10 PM (bxiXv)

143 The scientific case for being master of your own domain http://tinyurl.com/4kx5joo

Posted by: Krazy Kat at February 20, 2011 02:11 PM (oNphh)

144 rdbrewer, it's pic #3 by a country mile. HB looks like he just ate a Columbia sociology professor for a snack.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2011 02:11 PM (h0RtZ)

145 The first two HB mascot pics are lame. The third is better, but it looks like it gives a shit.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 02:11 PM (VmVG3)

146 "With great power comes great responsibility."

"Honey Badger don't give a shit."
Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 06:07 PM

Hah!

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 02:11 PM (tl/+H)

147 Yes, there is a report of defecting Army units and the riots spreading to Tripoli.

First one to find a link blaming all of this (and I mean Tunisia, Egypt--all of it) on Mossad gets a honey badger t-shirt from me.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2011 02:12 PM (7utQ2)

148 78 I had some degree of faith that adults were in charge.  I have no such illusions currently. 

Historically, the American populace corrects its presidential mistakes quickly.  Of course we may have 20+ years of pain ahead to claw our way out of the wreckage a bad one-term president leaves behind.  ex. we still suffer mightily with the consequences of Carter's flawed Iran policy.


Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 20, 2011 05:36 PM (cPCs3)

Yes, you do....and that was your bad 30 years ago.

Posted by: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at February 20, 2011 02:13 PM (DKZP7)

149 "Man does not live by bread alone."

"Honey badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 02:13 PM (tl/+H)

150 "Vengeance is mine, saith The Lord!"

"Honey Badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 02:16 PM (9Pzy7)

151 "Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."  --HL Mencken

"Honey badger don't give a shit."  --Randall

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 02:16 PM (tl/+H)

152 Moobie called Honey Badger last week pleading for help. You know what Honey Badger said.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 02:16 PM (VmVG3)

153 The Crazy Col's son, Saif Al-Islam Gadhaf, is talking all kinds of smack about the protesters, saying that they are "foreigns", or they are on drugs and alcohol..

Next time we attack Libya, lets just drop a whole bunch of honey badgers on the heads of the entire Gadhafi family and let them clean up the gene-pool for us. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 20, 2011 02:17 PM (c0A3e)

154 "I won."

"Honey Badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 02:18 PM (9Pzy7)

155 Next time we attack Libya, lets just drop a whole bunch of honey badgers on the heads of the entire Gadhafi family and let them clean up the gene-pool for us. 

Hey!  We've got some standards.

Posted by: Honey Badgers at February 20, 2011 02:19 PM (zxpIo)

156 "Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."

"Honey badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 02:20 PM (tl/+H)

157 You just know the Japanese are working on an android Honey Badger.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 02:20 PM (VmVG3)

158 Our gubberment spends money like it doesn't give a shit. Could it be that Nasty Honey Badger has been running things at treasury all along?

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2011 02:21 PM (DKZP7)

159 "Call me Snake."

"How 'bout I call you lunch instead?"

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 02:23 PM (9Pzy7)

160

"To be, or not to be."

"Honey Badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 20, 2011 02:25 PM (dYKl3)

161 Walk softly and carry a big Honey Badger.

Posted by: Teddy Roosevelt at February 20, 2011 02:25 PM (XBM1t)

162

"...and when I slice, I slice like a fuckin' hammer."

"Honey Badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 20, 2011 02:26 PM (dYKl3)

163
20 Why don't we have a weapon system named after them?

I dunno, but the Russians have something nasty named after a badger:

Tu-16 BADGER (TUPOLEV)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 20, 2011 04:55 PM (c0A3e)



That's my Tupolev Honey. She's an angel...

Posted by: Apostrophe, Clouder of Minds at February 20, 2011 02:26 PM (fWdId)

164 Open thread but still keeping with the nature theme. The National Christmas was toppled by high winds. Looking at the cross section of the trunk it is rotten to the core. Do I see an analogy there?

Posted by: Buffalobob at February 20, 2011 02:26 PM (GwH6h)

165

"High-speed rail is not 'an investment in the future,' " he wrote. "It's mostly a waste of money"

It's obvious Captain....Honey Badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2011 02:27 PM (DKZP7)

166 "Wisconsin teacher unions offer concessions."

Governor "Honey Badger" Walker don't give a shit.

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 02:28 PM (9Pzy7)

167 I have not yet begun to fight!

Posted by: John Paul Honey Badger at February 20, 2011 02:29 PM (XBM1t)

168 So it's confirmed r via sidebar linkRaymond Davis is CIA or another kind of operator. Which commenter said we should throw him to the wolves in the Pakistani government?

Which genius was that again?

Posted by: goldbricker esq at February 20, 2011 02:30 PM (S59+B)

169

"Vini, vidi, vici."

"Honey Badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 20, 2011 02:30 PM (dYKl3)

170 "I am the walrus."

"Honey Badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 02:31 PM (9Pzy7)

171 "Two men enter..." Honey Badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 02:31 PM (VmVG3)

172 And now these three remain: faith, love, and hope, but the greatest of these is the Honey Badger.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 02:32 PM (XBM1t)

173 I am loath to close. We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every flamewar and troll grave to every living heart and hearthstone all over this broad blog, will yet swell the chorus of the Union, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better Honey Badgers of our nature.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at February 20, 2011 02:32 PM (9r1ux)

174 "Do you want the red pill or the blue pill?"

"Honey Badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 02:32 PM (9Pzy7)

175 "Man's gotta know his limitations." Honey Badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 02:33 PM (VmVG3)

176
and this is why we don't get new commenters...

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at February 20, 2011 02:34 PM (waTiq)

177

"You know what they call a 'Big Mac' in Paris?"

Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit.

He Nasty.

Posted by: Jules at February 20, 2011 02:35 PM (3lt+q)

178

"What does it mean?   What does it mean????"

Honey Badger....aw fuck, you know.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 20, 2011 02:35 PM (dYKl3)

179 "I'm making you an offer you can't refuse."

"Honey Badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 02:36 PM (9Pzy7)

180

"From the darkest depths of Hell comes the blackest of Hate..."

Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit.

Posted by: Crue Fan at February 20, 2011 02:36 PM (3lt+q)

181

Two threads down, detour signs up around the troll.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 06:10 PM (bxiXv)

Thanks; a lot of times I miss things on Sundays although I should've been able to figure out who Col. Crazy was (gawd if ever a moniker fit...)

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2011 02:37 PM (eh+ki)

182 and this is why we don't get new commenters... Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at February 20, 2011 06:34 PM (waTiq) But, many new lurkers.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 02:37 PM (VmVG3)

183 166 Open thread but still keeping with the nature theme. The National Christmas was toppled by high winds. Looking at the cross section of the trunk it is rotten to the core. Do I see an analogy there?

Posted by: Buffalobob at February 20, 2011 06:26 PM (GwH6h)

I figured the tree martyred itself because a marxistpseudomuslim was in the white house.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2011 02:38 PM (XW2az)

184

"These are the times that try men's souls."

"Honey Badger, he cool wid dat."

Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 20, 2011 02:38 PM (dYKl3)

185 With Honey Badger -Iit's Rape-Rape.

Posted by: Whoopi at February 20, 2011 02:38 PM (3lt+q)

186 "We're on a mission from God."

"Honey Badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 02:39 PM (9Pzy7)

187

"Therefore take up the whole Honey Badger of God, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day...

Posted by: Brother Maynard at February 20, 2011 02:40 PM (XBM1t)

188

Hmmm....wonder what else they could pass...

MADISON, Wis. – Wisconsin's senate majority leader says the chamber will convene to pass non-spending bills and act on appointments Tuesday even if minority Democrats remain out of state.

Republican Sen. Scott Fitzgerald told The Associated Press on Sunday that he would be reviewing which bills and appointees to schedule for action. He says senators can't wait around "twiddling their thumbs" until the Democrats return.

Fourteen Democrats fled to Illinois last week to delay action on a budget bill that would effectively eliminate collective bargaining rights for most public employees. Republicans need 20 of 33 members to have a quorum to pass any spending bill but only a simple majority of 17 for other items.

Senate Minority Leader Mark Miller says Democrats will not return until Gov. Scott Walker is ready to compromise on his labor proposal.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 02:41 PM (VuLos)

189
No requirement to overfly France to bomb Libya again, and this is disappointing because we can't tell the French to fuck off.......again for denying overflight. 

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 20, 2011 02:41 PM (ZHsNw)

190 Dear General von Lüttwitz,

Honey Badger don't give a shit.

Yours,

Anthony

Posted by: Brig. General McAuliffe at February 20, 2011 02:41 PM (9r1ux)

191

From Libya tonight Ghadaffis son calls for reforms

 

There is a plot against Libya. People want to create a government in Benghazi and others want to have an Islamic emirate in Bayda. All these [people] have their own plots. Of course Arab media hyped this. The fault of the Libyan media is that it did not cover this.

Libya is not like Egypt, it is tribes and clans, it is not a society with parties. Everyone knows their duties and this may cause civil wars. 

Libya is not Tunisia and Egypt. Libya has oil - that has united the whole of Libya.

"I have to be honest with you. We are all armed, even the thugs and the unemployed. At this moment in time, tanks are driven about with civilians. In Bayda you have machine huns right in the middle of the city. Many arms have been stolen.

"No one will come to Libya or do any business with Libya.

"We will call for new media laws, civil rights, lift the stupid punishments, we will have a constitution... We will tomorrow create a new Libya. We can agree on a new national anthem, new flag, new Libya. Or be prepared for civil war. Forget about oil.

"The country will be divided like North and South Korea, we will see each other through a fence. You will wait in line for months for a visa.

Posted by: William Amos at February 20, 2011 02:42 PM (wjuJ9)

192

"...you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower."

Honey Badger don't give a shit. 

Posted by: El Guapo at February 20, 2011 02:42 PM (3lt+q)

193 "Houston, we've had a problem" Apollo, this is Honey Badger. I don't give a shit.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 02:44 PM (VmVG3)

194

MADISON – The head of the state’s largest teachers union is calling on all teachers to return to the classroom Monday, unless their contract gives them a day off for Presidents Day.

(You have GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!?)

Mary Bell of the Wisconsin Education Association Council made her comments in a teleconference with reporters Sunday afternoon.

Asked if her call applies to the rest of the week, Bell said: ”We are speaking about Monday and Tuesday. I have no idea where things will be next week, but we are saying it is time for teachers to be back in classrooms with their students ... Whatever comes next will be determined by the actions that we see.”

"This fight is not over. We will continue to be active and visible at the Capitol and in towns throughout the state because we are passionate about preserving the rights of workers," Bell said.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 02:46 PM (VuLos)

195 Posted by: William Amos at February 20, 2011 06:42 PM (wjuJ9) Maybe Col. Crazy caught one of those ME comas.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 02:46 PM (VmVG3)

196 Honey Badger makes Chuck Norris shit his pants.

Posted by: nickless at February 20, 2011 02:48 PM (MMC8r)

197 Damn. I missed the Brian beat-up and I hate that guy. Sigh.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2011 02:48 PM (XW2az)

198 Note to self:  Cancel any potential travel plans to Mexico:

53 killed in 72 hours in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, one of the deadliest 3-day periods in memory, state AG aide says

Don 't worry.  The Mexican Govt is all over this.  They plan to combat the violence by... banning a video game.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at February 20, 2011 02:48 PM (QxGmu)

199 The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his Honey Badger.

Posted by: Gen. John J. "Black Jack" Pershing at February 20, 2011 02:48 PM (XBM1t)

200

"You called down the thunder?  Well, now you've got it!"

Honey Badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: Wyatt Erp at February 20, 2011 02:49 PM (3lt+q)

201
Dick Cheney's WarCock pounded Honey Badger, and she liked it!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 20, 2011 02:50 PM (ZHsNw)

202 Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 06:46 PM (VuLos) Now is the time for mass firings. There are lots of folks who can teach well and who need a job. Fire the teachers now. Get it over with. Also, request Illinois expel the truant Wisconsin Legislators.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 02:50 PM (VmVG3)

203 "I feel your pain."

"Heh."

Posted by: Honey Badger at February 20, 2011 02:51 PM (9Pzy7)

204 Damn. I missed the Brian beat-up and I hate that guy. Sigh.

Me, too.  That's what I get for having a life.

Posted by: nickless at February 20, 2011 02:51 PM (MMC8r)

205 (You have GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!?)

She must not have been forwarded the same 47 emails I was. We're all supposed to go whitey-pile on Madison on Monday for a day of "Solidarity with the Workers"—or, in later versions, "Support of Working Families."

Posted by: oblig. at February 20, 2011 02:51 PM (xvZW9)

206
What does limousine liberal Sen Kohl have to say about all this?

I'm pretty sure his dept stores are non union.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at February 20, 2011 02:53 PM (waTiq)

207 Dear General von Lüttwitz, Honey Badger don't give a shit. Yours, Anthony Posted by: Brig. General McAuliffe at February 20, 2011 06:41 PM (9r1ux) Heh. I LOL'd. I'm loving this new HB meme.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2011 02:54 PM (9Lm5R)

208 How many teachers don't get President's day off? Kabuki.

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 02:54 PM (9Pzy7)

209 "Snakes on a plane."

"Honey badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 02:54 PM (tl/+H)

210 Hey, did you watch that video of the Honey Badger? It's pretty badass!

Posted by: blaster at February 20, 2011 02:54 PM (Fw2Gg)

211 I hope the shit hits the fan for those fuckball doctors in Madison.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 02:54 PM (VmVG3)

212

Me, too.  That's what I get for having a life.

I know. It keeps interfering.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2011 02:55 PM (XW2az)

213 Listening to madcow, mancow not sure which interview donald rumsfeld on the radio.  Rumsfeld gave out this website.

the funniest thing was the question about "how come building 7 came down since it wasn't hit by a plane. "   The interviewer said he gets asked this all the time.  Rumsfeld's response was very interesting as he said "I have no idea, I've never heard that".  but the way he said it sounded so genuine and then he gave out his website.

Posted by: curious at February 20, 2011 02:55 PM (p302b)

214

 Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him."

Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Honey Badger.

Posted by: Verbal Kint at February 20, 2011 02:56 PM (3lt+q)

215 "I'll be back."

"Honey Badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 02:58 PM (9Pzy7)

216  How many teachers don't get President's day off? Kabuki.

Actually, very few.  You see, President's Day honors evil white men who were slave owners, so that holiday had to be taken away from workers so that they could take a more deserving day off, like Caesar Chavez Day.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at February 20, 2011 02:59 PM (QxGmu)

217 Madison Wisconsin weather Monday and Tuesday: Monday, Wintery mix with inches of ice accumulating 100%, high 28 degrees, Monday night snow likely. Tuesday sunny with a high of 29. Wednesday and Thursday more snow.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2011 03:00 PM (XW2az)

218
Most schools plan their February vacation week on the same  week as Prez's day.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at February 20, 2011 03:00 PM (waTiq)

219 Two more honey badger mascot tryouts.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 03:01 PM (tl/+H)

220 I'm... I'm... I'm just a grifter, Tom. I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm an nobody! But I'll tell you what, I never crossed a friend, Tom. I never killed anybody, I never crossed a friend, nor you, I'll bet. We're not like those animals! This is not us! Th... th... this is some hop dream! It's a dream, Tommy! I'm praying to you! I can't die! I can't die... out here in the woods, like a dumb animal! In the woods, LIKE A DUMB ANIMAL! Like a dumb animal! I can't... I can't... I CAN'T DIE OUT HERE IN THE WOODS!... like a dumb animal. I can't... die! Honey Badger don't give a shit

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2011 03:01 PM (9Lm5R)

221 The Wisconsin Senate will reconvene without the Democrats. I hope they have a fine list of bills to pass. Make the Dem cowards squirm.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 03:02 PM (VmVG3)

222

They say that once a Gurkha draws his Kukri he cannot return it to it's sheath until he has drawn blood.

That nasyass Honey Badger? 

 He don't give a shit.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2011 03:02 PM (3lt+q)

223 So, cobra venom only causes the Honey Badger to take a well deserved nap??

Posted by: Moi at February 20, 2011 03:03 PM (Ez4Ql)

224 "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?"

"Honey badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 03:04 PM (tl/+H)

225 "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

"Honey Badger don't give a shit"

Posted by: chemjeff at February 20, 2011 03:05 PM (GaLxs)

226 Pics 4 and 5 are much better. I'd say 4 gives less of a shit than 5.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 03:05 PM (VmVG3)

227 The Honey Badger looks like half skunk and half bear and half gorilla. I guess that makes the Honey Badger 50% more animal.

Posted by: Moi at February 20, 2011 03:05 PM (Ez4Ql)

228

Gov. Walker on FNS this morning

Plus: "If we're going to be in this together, (cut) our $3.6 billion budget deficit, it's going to take a whole lot more than just employee contributions when it comes to pensions and health care," Walker said. "But it's got to be a piece of the puzzle because as I saw at the local level, it's like a virus that eats up more and more of the budget if you don't get it under control."

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 20, 2011 03:05 PM (yfJ6g)

229

One of the doctors was Lou Sanner, 59, who practices family medicine at the University of Wisconsin School of Medicine and Public Health. Sanner said he gave out hundreds of notes and that many protesters with whom he spoke seemed to be suffering from stress.

"Some people think it's a nod-and-a-wink thing but it's not," he told The Associated Press on Sunday. "One of the biggest stresses in life is the threat of loss of income, loss of job, loss of health insurance. People have actually been getting ill from this, or they can't sleep."

Posted by: William Amos at February 20, 2011 03:06 PM (wjuJ9)

230 Mascot needs to be a honey badger kicking back in a Barcalounger or sitting out by the pool with a daiquiri.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 03:06 PM (tl/+H)

231 The Wisconsin Senate will reconvene without the Democrats. I hope they have a fine list of bills to pass. Make the Dem cowards squirm. If memory serves, Wisconsin has a Constitutional Carry gun bill floating around this session. If memory serves, WI and IL are currently the only two states who completely ban concealed carry. Can you imagine going from a complete ban to complete freedom to conceal handguns? When the Libtards start screaming, Honey Badger still won't give a shit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2011 03:07 PM (9Lm5R)

232 Four out of five honey badgers surveyed said they don't give a shit. The fifth one tore the balls off the interviewer.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 03:07 PM (VmVG3)

233 For some years now the WI GOP has been blocked by the Dem Governor on election reform legislation such as picture ID, etc.

Now the Dems have taken themselves out of the process, and if any return to fight election reform or any other bill the GOP can immediately declare a quorum and vote on the budget repair bill. Or ram through any non-spending bill they want.

Honey Badger is licking his lips in anticipation of the carnage.

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 03:07 PM (9Pzy7)

234 People have actually been getting ill from this, or they can't sleep."

"Honey Badger don't give a shit"

Posted by: El Presidenté at February 20, 2011 03:08 PM (H+LJc)

Posted by: / at February 20, 2011 03:09 PM (p302b)

236

We've replaced Honey Badger's hornet larvae with Folger's Crystals.

Honey Badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2011 03:10 PM (3lt+q)

237 "Some people think it's a nod-and-a-wink thing but it's not," he told The Associated Press on Sunday. "One of the biggest stresses in life is the threat of loss of income, loss of job, loss of health insurance. People have actually been getting ill from this, or they can't sleep." Posted by: William Amos at February 20, 2011 07:06 PM (wjuJ9) And yet here they are at a political rally. What's up with that, Doctor?

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 03:10 PM (VmVG3)

238 The Honey Badger looks like half skunk and half bear and half gorilla.

The most badass combination.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 03:10 PM (tl/+H)

239  I bet Chuck Norris has honey badgers for dogs.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 03:11 PM (tl/+H)

240

[Hooper is examining the remains of the first victim - describes the post-mortem into his tape recorder]

Hooper:  The height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains. The torso has been severed in mid-thorax; there are no major organs remaining...

Hooper:  Right arm has been severed above the elbow with massive tissue loss in the upper musculature... partially denuded bone remaining...

Hooper:  [to the M.E. and Brody]  This was no boat accident!

Hooper: [to Brody]  Did you notify the Coast Guard about this?

Brody:  No. It was only local jurisdiction.

Hooper: [continues post-mortem]  The left arm, head, shoulders, sternum and portions of the rib cage are intact...

Hooper: [to Brody]  Do not smoke in here, thank you very much.

Hooper: [lifts up the severed arm]  This is what happens. It indicates the non-frenzied feeding of a large squalus - possibly Longimanus or Isurus glauca.  Now... the enormous amount of tissue loss prevents any detailed analysis; however the attacking squalus must be considerably larger than any normal squalus found in these waters.  Didn't you get on a boat and check out these waters?

Brody:  No.

Hooper:  Well, this is not a boat accident!  And it wasn't any propeller; and it wasn't any coral reef; and it wasn't Jack the Ripper!  It was a Honey Badger.

Posted by: Goes a Long Way For a Joke at February 20, 2011 03:13 PM (XBM1t)

241 "I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker."

"Honey badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 03:13 PM (tl/+H)

242 I tear thru the library like an enraged honey badger, looking for every book by or about u-no-hoo, especially the ones with the halos and proceed to bury them under the  oldest, darkest stack  I can find, never to see the light of day again.  No one should be reading that shit.

Posted by: wang dang doodle at February 20, 2011 03:13 PM (tXbf1)

243 Heh, XBM. 

"We're gonna need a bigger honey badger."

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 03:14 PM (tl/+H)

244 George Washington feeds British children to his pet Honey Badger.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2011 03:14 PM (9Lm5R)

245 "I'm Superfly TNT."

"Honey badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 03:15 PM (tl/+H)

246 "They come out mostly at night. Mostly." HBDGAS

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 03:15 PM (VmVG3)

247 You could put lipstick on a Honey Badger but it would still be a Honey Badger, and you would have stumps where your hands used to be because Honey Badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 03:15 PM (9Pzy7)

248 One of the biggest stresses in life is the threat of loss of income, loss of job, loss of health insurance.

BTW:  That's three stresses, of which, none of the protesters in Wisconsin have even been threatened with.

Nice try, "Doctor."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2011 03:15 PM (7utQ2)

249 Honey Badger Mascot #4. 

Posted by: Count de Monet screaming like a little girl at February 20, 2011 03:16 PM (XBM1t)

250 what was commented:
"George Washington feeds British children to his pet Honey Badger."

what dyslexia saw:
"George Washington needs British children to pet his Honey Badger."

sigh

Posted by: El Presidenté at February 20, 2011 03:17 PM (H+LJc)

251 After what I heard about politico today on other threads I'm almost afraid to post this, but, if it's true, it means ann coulter has a lot of sway.

Posted by: curious at February 20, 2011 03:17 PM (p302b)

252 A flaming Honey Badger would be cool.

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 03:18 PM (9Pzy7)

253 There is this 4 episode mini series playing in the UK called The Promise which is the usual Joo bad/arab good piece of crap!

Posted by: Moi at February 20, 2011 03:18 PM (Ez4Ql)

254 These Madison doctors are agents of F.R.A.U.D. I hope their employers and insurance companies fry their asses. Not likely though. Madison is all Hippie now. All the pods are empty.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 03:19 PM (VmVG3)

255 250 One of the biggest stresses in life is the threat of loss of income, loss of job, loss of health insurance.

BTW:  That's three stresses, of which, none of the protesters in Wisconsin have even been threatened with.

Nice try, "Doctor."

Well, you have to look at it from their point of view.  To them, Scott Walker is Hitler incarnate, and so once he is done crushing the public sector unions under his fascist boot heel of tyranny, then he will have free rein to fire the teachers and send them to the camps.  So I'd be stressed out too if that is what I thought would happen to me.  But the doc is still bogus.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 20, 2011 03:19 PM (GaLxs)

256 what was commented: "George Washington feeds British children to his pet Honey Badger." what dyslexia saw: "George Washington needs British children to pet his Honey Badger." sigh Posted by: El Presidenté at February 20, 2011 07:17 PM (H+LJc) Well, he's twelve stories high and has about thirty g'damn dicks, who's to say he doesn't name a couple of 'em Honey Badger?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2011 03:20 PM (9Lm5R)

257

'80s War Cry:  Wolverines!

'10s War Cry:  Honey Badgers!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 03:21 PM (XBM1t)

258 I really thought YouTube had everything, but they don't have Vincent D'Onofrio feeding Val Kilmer's privates to a badger.  Shame, it would have been very thread appropriate.  They do have the pigeon JFK assassination though, which is still great.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at February 20, 2011 03:22 PM (QxGmu)

259 Shocking that nobody yet has mentioned this website

Posted by: chemjeff at February 20, 2011 03:22 PM (GaLxs)

260 I needed a good laugh.

Posted by: Governor Walker's Fan Club at February 20, 2011 03:23 PM (piMMO)

261 '80s War Cry: Wolverines! '10s War Cry: Honey Badgers! Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 07:21 PM (XBM1t) A wolverine vs. honey badger fight would unravel the Space-Time continuum.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 03:23 PM (VmVG3)

262 Yea, though I walk through the valleys of the shadow of Death I shall fear no evil, for I am a Honey Badger who giveth not a shit.

Posted by: Honey Badger at February 20, 2011 03:24 PM (9Pzy7)

263 Badgers?
Badgers!?
We don' need no stinking Badgers!!

Posted by: El Presidenté at February 20, 2011 03:25 PM (H+LJc)

264 A wolverine vs. honey badger fight would unravel the Space-Time continuum.

Thanks, eman, for giving SciFi yet another crappy movie plot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2011 03:25 PM (7utQ2)

265 Posted by: Goes a Long Way For a Joke at February 20, 2011 07:13 PM (XBM1t)

Long, but well done

Posted by: AD at February 20, 2011 03:25 PM (9r1ux)

266 Badgers?  We don't need no stinkin' Honey Badgers!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 03:25 PM (XBM1t)

267 "Honey Badger, Honey Badger, why hast thou forsaken me?"

"Honey Badger don't give a shit"

(am I going to hell for that one?)

Posted by: chemjeff at February 20, 2011 03:26 PM (GaLxs)

268 265 - get outta my head!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 03:26 PM (XBM1t)

269 Shocking that nobody yet has mentioned this website Posted by: chemjeff at February 20, 2011 07:22 PM (GaLxs) That was fucked up. Dude, ease up on the MEK.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 03:26 PM (VmVG3)

270 Yeah, #4 is the best.

Posted by: Moi at February 20, 2011 03:26 PM (Ez4Ql)

271 Honey Badger killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2011 03:27 PM (9Lm5R)

272 A wolverine vs. honey badger fight would unravel the Space-Time continuum.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 07:23 PM (VmVG3)

 

Don't cross the streams. It would be bad.

Posted by: ErikW at February 20, 2011 03:28 PM (wnu+j)

273 Seems to me the Hillbuzz Boys could use this to great advantage, with Gov Scott as the Honey Badger.

Posted by: MissTammy at February 20, 2011 03:28 PM (BebB7)

274 where do I send my entry, rdbrewer?

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2011 03:29 PM (3lt+q)

275 Anybody go to West Point?  Are these guys in trouble now?

Posted by: curious at February 20, 2011 03:29 PM (p302b)

276 266 A wolverine vs. honey badger fight would unravel the Space-Time continuum.

Thanks, eman, for giving SciFi yet another crappy movie plot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2011 07:25 PM (7utQ2)

Gives me an idea.  Why didn't Picard just beam over an enraged Honey Badger or twelve to the Borg cube?  Kirk could've used 'em to depopulate the tribbles.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 03:30 PM (XBM1t)

277 That badger's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! He'll do you up a treat, mate.  He's got huge, sharp... er... he can leap about... Look at the bones!

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at February 20, 2011 03:30 PM (QxGmu)

278

253 After what I heard about politico today on other threads I'm almost afraid to post this, but, if it's true, it means ann coulter has a lot of sway.

He's likely going to use it to promote fiscal comservatism.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 20, 2011 03:30 PM (yfJ6g)

279 #270

It's like I'm psychiatric or somethin'

Posted by: El Presidenté at February 20, 2011 03:30 PM (H+LJc)

280 You guys are slacking - nobody's linked this yet:

Badgers, Badgers, Badgers...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 20, 2011 03:33 PM (c0A3e)

281 #4 is looking straight into the camera, like he don't give a shit. #5 is looking into the camera sideways, stinkeye style, like he really don't give a shit.

#4 the camera angle is from above, like you are safely out of reach. #5 the camera is at his level, like you are about to find out he don't give a shit and there's nothing you can do about it.

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 03:34 PM (9Pzy7)

282 So the article linked in the Headlines sidebar about Raymond Davis, the guy who shot the Pakistanis, says that Davis is "a CIA agent, beyond a doubt."  Are the Obama Administration and the American media going to find out who leaked his identity?

Posted by: stuiec at February 20, 2011 03:35 PM (JuWS+)

283 280 I cannot spell today-- conservatism.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 20, 2011 03:36 PM (yfJ6g)

284 #4 bigger teeths = more scary

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 03:36 PM (XBM1t)

285 TGSG don't give a shit either ya'll

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at February 20, 2011 03:36 PM (08Pe8)

286 I've been thinking about Michigan and I thought of this.

The Protests turn into Riots and Gov. Walker calls in the Michigan National Guard. President Obama helps his union paymasters by Federalizing the Michigan National Guard. Gov. Walker responds by calling up the Michigan Volunteer Defense Force and Obama responds by pitting the Michigan National Guard against the Michigan VDF.

Recipe for a Civil War.

Posted by: Holger at February 20, 2011 03:37 PM (YxGud)

287 282 You guys are slacking - nobody's linked this yet:

Badgers, Badgers, Badgers...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 20, 2011 07:33 PM (c0A3e)


@261

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 03:37 PM (9Pzy7)

288 "You can take this job and shove it!"
 
"Honey Badger sez get back to work."
 
"Yessir."

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2011 03:37 PM (h0RtZ)

289
Brick Top: ...so be wary of any man who keeps a Honey Badger. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes.


Posted by: El Presidenté at February 20, 2011 03:39 PM (H+LJc)

290 Posted by: Holger at February 20, 2011 07:37 PM (YxGud)

um

Posted by: Scott Walker, Governor of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 03:39 PM (9Pzy7)

291 Men, letÂ’s keep this in perspective. There are 800 million Honey Badgers who donÂ’t even give a shit.

Posted by: Coach John McKay at February 20, 2011 03:39 PM (9r1ux)

292

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 07:37 PM (9Pzy7)

Oooops!  Sorry chemjeff - guess the badgers caused me not to read the comments more carefully.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 20, 2011 03:40 PM (c0A3e)

293 Posted by: Scott Walker, Governor of Wisconsin at February 20, 2011 07:39 PM (9Pzy7)

One cracker state looks like another cracker state.

Posted by: Holger at February 20, 2011 03:40 PM (YxGud)

294  Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Honey Badger's in the water. Our Honey Badger.
[sings]
"Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again."

Posted by: Capt. Quint at February 20, 2011 03:41 PM (3lt+q)

295

I fixed a spaghetti dinner, ate it, and the spaghetti western is still on.

Sergio Leone was a fucking genius!

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 20, 2011 03:41 PM (7+pP9)

296

They told stories that at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped Honey Badgers to human genitals, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Ghengis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam in addition to the normal ravage of war and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country.

We call this investigation the Winter Soldier Investigation.

-- John Kerry, testifying before the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations, April 22, 1971

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 03:42 PM (XBM1t)

297 Ok, which one of you created this Facebook group?
 
-US Sick Awesome Party Policies-

1.) The official mascot is the Honey Badger. Just look at it. Holy shit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2011 03:42 PM (h0RtZ)

298 rdbrewer4 at the same place ace is at

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 03:43 PM (tl/+H)

299 Protein Wisdom has an Armadillo who's drunk all the time, we have a Honey Badger who doesn't care.

I think that might be the longest running blog series in history. Much shorter, but endlessly funny, was his Martha Stewart in Prison series.

Posted by: Governor Walker's Fan Club at February 20, 2011 03:43 PM (piMMO)

300 279 That badger's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! He'll do you up a treat, mate.  He's got huge, sharp... er... he can leap about... Look at the bones!

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at February 20, 2011 07:30 PM (QxGmu)

Excellent! you manky scots git.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 03:44 PM (XBM1t)

301 Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Honey Badger's in the water. Our Honey Badger.

I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Governor Walker's Fan Club at February 20, 2011 03:46 PM (piMMO)

302 So, is fucking Obama hanging this guy Davis out to dry? He sounds like a brave man.

Posted by: Moi at February 20, 2011 03:46 PM (Ez4Ql)

303 -US Sick Awesome Party Policies-

1.) The official mascot is the Honey Badger. Just look at it. Holy shit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2011 07:42 PM (h0RtZ) 


I know it's suppose to be a joke, but WTF?

3.) Abortion is not only allowed, it's highly encouraged.

After that, I kinda stopped reading.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 03:48 PM (VuLos)

304 Listen, and understand. That Honey Badger is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. HONEY BADGER DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT!!11!!11

Posted by: Kyle Reese at February 20, 2011 03:49 PM (9Pzy7)

305

When I get an erection it lasts for 4 hours and I don"t give a shit!

Horny Badger

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Horny Honey Badger at February 20, 2011 03:50 PM (T1p7o)

306 Who are Dick Cheney, Chuck Norris, and Pat Caddell?  The answer includes:

Live Honey Badger shaving brush

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2011 03:51 PM (CPefM)

307 So how is it that the US military hasn't bred a couple hundred thousand honey badgers and airlifted them into the AfPak border region?  We've had enough fucking time.

Posted by: stuiec at February 20, 2011 03:52 PM (JuWS+)

308 "Could you say 'senator' instead of 'ma'am?' It's just a thing; I worked so hard to get that title..."

"Honey Badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 03:55 PM (9Pzy7)

309 Bucky Badger is the official Mascot of the University of Wisconsin&ndashMadison.
 
What a coinkidink.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2011 03:55 PM (h0RtZ)

310 BLONDIE!!!

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 20, 2011 03:56 PM (7+pP9)

311

I told him that I don't like it when he sticks his thing up there,

....but Honey Badger don't give a shit

Posted by: The Chicken at February 20, 2011 04:00 PM (AnTyA)

312 Garrett's mascot up top.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 04:01 PM (tl/+H)

313 Fuck 'em Bucky , Honey Badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 04:02 PM (9Pzy7)

314 In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming, but Honey Badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: nickless at February 20, 2011 04:04 PM (MMC8r)

315 I know 99% of you have chosen "don't give a shit," but I'd gonna stick with "don't care" because it seems to be "don't care" cares less than "don't give a shit" for some reason.

Maybe because Honey Badger don't care enough to use two more words.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 04:06 PM (bxiXv)

316 Honey Badger thinks cancer tickles.

But still doesn't give a shit.

Posted by: nickless at February 20, 2011 04:08 PM (MMC8r)

317 "I think that the reports that you provide to us really require a willing suspension of disbelief."

Honey Badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 04:08 PM (9Pzy7)

318 We're gonna need an old priest and a young Honey Badger.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 04:09 PM (XBM1t)

319 317 I know 99% of you have chosen "don't give a shit," but I'd gonna stick with "don't care" because it seems to be "don't care" cares less than "don't give a shit" for some reason.

Maybe because Honey Badger don't care enough to use two more words.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 08:06 PM (bxiXv)

I like 'Honey Badger smacks the shit outta it' myself.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2011 04:09 PM (VuLos)

320

I like 'Honey Badger smacks the shit outta it' myself.

Me too.  I have to go watch that again...

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2011 04:11 PM (3lt+q)

321 It's the narrator saying, "Honey Badger don't give a shit." The Honey Badger don't say shit because, you know, "Honey Badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 04:13 PM (9Pzy7)

322 Naturalists studying Honey Badger attempted to get a sample of its droppings.

But Honey Badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: nickless at February 20, 2011 04:13 PM (MMC8r)

323 Honey Badger is all out of bubble gum.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2011 04:21 PM (9Lm5R)

324 It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the Honey Badger again.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 04:23 PM (XBM1t)

325 323 It's the narrator saying, "Honey Badger don't give a shit." The Honey Badger don't say shit because, you know, "Honey Badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 08:13 PM (9Pzy7)

He says both, but "don't care" just rings to me as the minimalist, really don't care version.

"Don't care" is the "I am not even going to expend the effort" version, "don't give a shit" is angrier, which kind of means you do care a little, otherwise you wouldn't be angry.

That's my take.

But Honey Badger don't care.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 04:25 PM (bxiXv)

326 Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a shit.

Posted by: Rhett "Honey Badger" Butler at February 20, 2011 04:27 PM (9Pzy7)

327 "It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the Honey Badger again." LOL!

Posted by: Moi at February 20, 2011 04:27 PM (Ez4Ql)

328 Oh shit folks.  I went to that Awesome Political Party site with the Honey Badger as a mascot.  They apparently have five members.  I know two of them.   

Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 20, 2011 04:29 PM (dYKl3)

329

Luke: What is in there?

Yoda: Only what you take with you...and a Honey Badger.

Luke: I'm not afraid.

Yoda : You will be.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2011 04:34 PM (3lt+q)

330 Did Han or Greedo shoot first?

Honey Badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 04:35 PM (9Pzy7)

331 Sen. Arlen Specter developed the so-called Single Honey Badger assassination theory.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 04:38 PM (XBM1t)

332 "YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS!!!!"

hbdgas

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at February 20, 2011 04:38 PM (QxGmu)

333

One does not simply walk into Mordor. It's black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly

Honey Badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: Boromir at February 20, 2011 04:41 PM (3lt+q)

334 Somehow we lost the "Honey Badger as a response to trolls" thing and now everyone just posts it in every thread. Hopefully it will die down, or there will be no surprise or confusion for the trolls when it happens.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 20, 2011 04:42 PM (bxiXv)

335 In South Africa, the honey badger is known as a Ratel.

They named their Infantry Fighting Vehicle after it.

And the honey badger made Badass Of The Week, with the original video.

J.

Posted by: Jay Tea at February 20, 2011 04:46 PM (lfGq7)

336 "I could'a benn a contender!"

"Honey Badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 04:51 PM (9Pzy7)

337 Somehow we lost the "Honey Badger as a response to trolls" thing and now everyone just posts it in every thread. Hopefully it will die down, or there will be no surprise or confusion for the trolls when it happens.

Honey badger don't give a shit.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2011 04:52 PM (tl/+H)

338 Honey Badger don't give a shit about misspellings, either.

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 04:52 PM (9Pzy7)

339 Happiness is a tight Honey Badger!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2011 04:58 PM (XBM1t)

340 "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

"Honey Badger don't give a shit."

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 04:59 PM (9Pzy7)

341 "That's DOCTOR Amy fucking Bishop!!11!!!

"Honey Badger don't give a shit"

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 05:00 PM (9Pzy7)

342 and like a dead horse...

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2011 05:26 PM (9Pzy7)

343 If the 10th Mountain Division finds Bin Laden and Zawahiri they ought put up in a metal dog kennel with a honey badger.  I'd pay money for that video!

Honey badger'll freakin EAT those muzzies, cuz he's hungry!  Doesn't give a shit!

Toss in Chuck Schumer for the Honey Badger's desert!

Posted by: Kortezzi at February 20, 2011 07:54 PM (qnNVP)

344 somebody give that badger a beer

Posted by: sntbr2q86576 at February 21, 2011 03:56 AM (Zq4Xh)

345

Reminds me of the anteater pics and campaign for president

f u i'm an eater!!

Posted by: leperous at February 21, 2011 09:11 AM (Q6qGS)

346 Oh yes, http://www.frpgames.com/cart.php?m=product_detail&p=65479&ref=goog

Posted by: F.B. at February 21, 2011 10:53 PM (v85We)

347 Don't worry, I think he'll pick a Big Ten school for some reason.

Honey Badger?  SEC all the way.

Posted by: toby928™ at February 22, 2011 04:01 PM (GTbGH)

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