August 01, 2011

The New Tone: Biden Says Tea Partiers "Acted Like Terrorists"
— Ace

Liberals often whine that conservatives go looking for external enemies to fight.

You know what's worse than making war with an external enemy? Making war with an internal one -- the preference of the Left.

Understanding never runs out for Islamist killers, but there are limits to how much tolerance they can gin up for American Taliban.

Vice President Joe Biden joined House Democrats in lashing tea party Republicans Monday, accusing them of having “acted like terrorists” in the fight over raising the nation’s debt limit.

Biden was agreeing with a line of argument made by Rep. Mike Doyle (D-Pa.) at a two-hour, closed-door Democratic Caucus meeting.

“We have negotiated with terrorists,” an angry Doyle said, according to sources in the room. “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.”

Biden, driven by his Democratic allies’ misgivings about the debt-limit deal, responded: “They have acted like terrorists,” according to several sources in the room.

BidenÂ’s office declined to comment about what the vice president said inside the closed-door session.

Earlier in the day, Biden told Senate Democrats that Republican leaders have “guns to their heads” in trying to negotiate deals.

Posted by: Ace at 12:45 PM | Comments (474)
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1 Gird your loins.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 01, 2011 12:46 PM (CYoZS)

2  ... and Molon Labe, Moron Joe.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 01, 2011 12:47 PM (CYoZS)

3 “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.”

If only.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 01, 2011 12:48 PM (0f7gD)

4 Slow Joe, likes clean and articulate, who let him out of the closet and took off the ball gag?

Posted by: Tea Party Proud and Gonna Stay Loud! at August 01, 2011 12:48 PM (vXqv3)

5

 Ah, the rhetoric of the Dems that can kill the deal before its finally voted on.  Leave it to Biden to do it.  I knew one of them would end up saying something stupid like this.

Posted by: buzzion at August 01, 2011 12:48 PM (oVQFe)

6 Bite me.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 01, 2011 12:48 PM (bjRNS)

7 Well now that he thinks they're terrorists, maybe he'll stop fighting them and try to understand them. That is, after all, how liberals deal with terrorists. Maybe this could be the start of something good?

Posted by: Paul at August 01, 2011 12:48 PM (DsHk0)

8 oh yeah, like people actually listen to this retard

Posted by: Ezra "The Toddler" Klein, smirking and rolling his eyes at August 01, 2011 12:49 PM (TZeFP)

9 “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.” Frodo al Baggins

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2011 12:49 PM (TMB3S)

10 “We have negotiated with terrorists,” an angry Doyle said, according to sources in the room. “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.”
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Well duh- that's the point.

Posted by: Bilbo at August 01, 2011 12:49 PM (zJDIJ)

11 Good old Joe. Try to imagine if Dan Quayle had said this. But Joe? The MSM says "Yeah, he's a beer-addled retard but he's OUR beer-addled retard."

Posted by: joncelli at August 01, 2011 12:49 PM (RD7QR)

12 So they take the babygate down and he walks in the room spouting this crap?

Oh go back to eating your crayons and paste, Joey.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 01, 2011 12:50 PM (pLTLS)

13 “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.”

You keep using this word "terrorist." I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya, Tea Partier at August 01, 2011 12:51 PM (5Rurq)

14 Best decision Barack ever made.

Posted by: Impeachment Insurance Policy that will never have to pay a claim at August 01, 2011 12:52 PM (CYoZS)

15 Remember, Biden was always jef's insurance policy.

Posted by: Wade1970 at August 01, 2011 12:52 PM (+KmL5)

16 Old Joe still remembers FDR striding around the Oval Office, doing a TV speech about the Great Crash of '29.... using a PowerPoint presentation to Explain All.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at August 01, 2011 12:52 PM (kbOju)

17

Seems like this is really what they want.  To vilify a rather large percent of American as domestic enemies.

 

Keep talkin, stupids

 

 

 

Posted by: ready to give em what they want at August 01, 2011 12:53 PM (ORvjs)

18 The Missouri Compromise for our generation.  Looks like even if the bill does pass, it won't be all beer and skittles forever.

Posted by: The Law of Unintended Consequences at August 01, 2011 12:53 PM (1+CnU)

19 For a bunch of grownups these Whitehouse occupiers sure sound a lot like third graders, next thing you know they will be accusing the Tea Party of stealing their candy and free lunch money!
Hey?

Posted by: Tea Party Proud and Gonna Stay Loud! at August 01, 2011 12:53 PM (vXqv3)

20 Corporate profits Bad!

More layoffs, less hiring.  More layoffs, less hiring!

Posted by: other terroists in the congressional balcony at August 01, 2011 12:54 PM (0f7gD)

21 Only a democrat would negotiate with a terrorist. I'm sure they don't see the irony.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2011 12:54 PM (TMB3S)

22 Clueless Joe, Say it ain't so!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 01, 2011 12:54 PM (YWk21)

23 That's "bitter, Bible-thumping,  gun-clinging, racist terrorists" to you, Dope #2.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 01, 2011 12:54 PM (ZtwUX)

24
And this is what we get after compromising with the Democrats.


Posted by: Soothsayer at August 01, 2011 12:54 PM (G/zuv)

25

“We have negotiated with terrorists,” an angry Doyle said, according to sources in the room. “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.”

This is how the parasite views the host.

Damn, I think bacteria have more respect for the humans they live off than Democrats.

Posted by: Randy M at August 01, 2011 12:54 PM (vI8R6)

26 So Joe Biden is equating tea partiers with the animals who destroyed the twin towers, attacked the Pentagon, and brought down a plane in Pennsylvania? Yeah, seems about right.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 01, 2011 12:55 PM (1fB+3)

27 I can haz footbath now?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2011 12:55 PM (4q5tP)

28
This comes from the same party that gives us "smart diplomacy."

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 01, 2011 12:55 PM (G/zuv)

29

HOBBIT terrorists

 

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 01, 2011 12:55 PM (VIqi1)

30 I guess somebody probably already pointed out this stupid drunk cocksucker is even more of a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure than his boss.

Posted by: sifty at August 01, 2011 12:56 PM (ECjvn)

31 HOBBIT NAZI terrorists

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 01, 2011 12:56 PM (0q2P7)

32 If the deal goes down in flames tonight I expect a full media and White House meltdown.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at August 01, 2011 12:56 PM (ijjAe)

33 Say, Joe, my momma always told me that if you have to resort to name callin', you have lost the argument. I would like to argue with you about charging rent to our Secret Service detail that is protecting your donkey from the real terrorists, Islamic jihadists.

Posted by: Greg Hall at August 01, 2011 12:56 PM (/SMF/)

34 Well so what else did the idiot have to say?

Posted by: tarpon at August 01, 2011 12:56 PM (MoWf3)

35 You know your effective when your enemies call you mean names. Please pass the tissues.Oh I need the tissues for that porn study, not because of the mean old man who called me a name.

Posted by: Drider at August 01, 2011 12:56 PM (uJSfP)

36 31 I guess somebody probably already pointed out this stupid drunk cocksucker is even more of a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure than his boss. Posted by: sifty at August 01, 2011 04:56 PM (ECjvn) Goes without saying.

Posted by: joncelli at August 01, 2011 12:56 PM (RD7QR)

37 Biden is the gift that keeps giving.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at August 01, 2011 12:57 PM (C6OjH)

38 I bought her dinner and a couple of drinks then I wanted a little Tijuana corckscrew but she said no!  It was like negotiating with a terrorist.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 01, 2011 12:57 PM (jUZRg)

39
What does it say about the Democrats when they have harsher words for Republicans/other Americans than they have for the Taliban, Iran, Kim Jong Il, and Castro?




Posted by: Soothsayer at August 01, 2011 12:57 PM (G/zuv)

40 “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.” ...other than trillions of dollars more than we have...per year.

Posted by: t-bird at August 01, 2011 12:57 PM (FcR7P)

41 Is he drunk again.

Posted by: lions at August 01, 2011 12:57 PM (Mp19R)

42 Can someone explain this to me?  'Everyone in that room loves' Speaker Boehner

In particular, wtf is Chaffetz saying? 

Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R., Utah) confirmed the love-fest. “In fact, I stood up at the end and said, I could not be more proud of how our leadership has handled this,” he says. “Even to those of us who oppose the bill, he has been exceptionally good. I am a bigger supporter of John Boehner now than I’ve ever been.”

Posted by: Y-not at August 01, 2011 12:57 PM (5H6zj)

43 Posted by: sifty at August 01, 2011 04:56 PM (ECjvn)

Now wait just a minute there, that's debatable!

Posted by: Tea Party Proud and Gonna Stay Loud! at August 01, 2011 12:57 PM (vXqv3)

44 OH WHO THE FUCK CARES.

Not trying to be a dick -- it's just that...I can't be the only one who has become completely and utterly inured to liberal slanders of conservative and Tea Partiers at this point, can I?  Seriously, Joe Biden could've come out and said "Tea Partiers likely behind 9/11" and I'd be all like "O RLY? Guess their internal polling is looking truly crap right now."


Posted by: Jeff B. at August 01, 2011 12:57 PM (D9z3D)

45

“We have negotiated with terrorists,” an angry Doyle said, according to sources in the room. “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.”

 

Maybe they should get together with Norah O'Donnell and have a good cry over it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2011 12:57 PM (1Jaio)

46 Fuck you.

Posted by: Mr Pink at August 01, 2011 12:57 PM (SFPgT)

47 “We have negotiated with terrorists,” an angry Doyle said, according to sources in the room.

So what? Democrats believe in negotiating with terrorists.

Posted by: Llarry at August 01, 2011 12:57 PM (K2nZ3)

48 I went to get my license renewed, it was like dealing with terrorists.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 01, 2011 12:58 PM (1fB+3)

49 I am the tea party. Therefore...

This is pretty much what my teenage daughter thinks of me when I ask her to clean her room or wash her dishes. Someone else always ends up cleaning up the mess. What's the difference, here?


Posted by: JayBee at August 01, 2011 12:58 PM (Xwgt3)

50 Slow-Joe

And ya'll thought COD was the dumbest in that State.

Posted by: Vic at August 01, 2011 12:58 PM (M9Ie6)

51

36 You know your effective when your enemies call you mean names.

You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2011 12:58 PM (9hSKh)

52

Lets see.... Islamic terrorism has changed the way we talk to both our historic allies, and Arab countries... it has muzzled Freedom of Speech... It has muzzled the US Press... and has gotten this country to impose rules which make us less free... and over riden the idea of Privacy and due process (just walk through an airport)...

I WISH the Democrats were as scared of the TEA party, as they were of Islamic Terrorists...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2011 12:58 PM (NtXW4)

53 You notice that none of the mainline Repubs are coming to the defense of the TPers.  Even guys like Ryan and Pence, who support this piece of shit.  Not ONE of these turncoats are standing up for the Constitutional Conservatives.

These cocksuckers will pay for this by reduce campaign funds.  Guaranteed.

Posted by: Sukie Tawdry at August 01, 2011 12:58 PM (MPtFW)

54 If only we had cool clothing accessories, like a kaffiyeh.  Maybe we could adopt the BSA's neckerchiefs, then we'd really look like terrorists!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2011 12:59 PM (4q5tP)

55 "We're All Terrorists Now"

Posted by: cover of Newsweek in Bizarro Universe at August 01, 2011 12:59 PM (27KAF)

56 ok  I want to ask , In honesty are others intimidated/threatened by this behavior from our gvt as I am?
this seems becoming common, dhs , intelligence communities .


Posted by: willow at August 01, 2011 12:59 PM (h+qn8)

57 Is there any going back to civil discourse after this? wow This dosen't look good. This ass is egging Tea Partiers on in and attempt to get some kind of negative response. We need to hole the line here and remain civil or maybe not! lol

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 01, 2011 12:59 PM (A23u6)

58

"Yeah, he's a beer-addled retard but he's OUR beer-addled retard."

I don't know about that.  He's charging the Secret Service to let them protect him.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 01, 2011 01:00 PM (jUZRg)

59 I'm all alone now.  It's spooky in here.

Posted by: joe bidens last remaining synapse at August 01, 2011 01:00 PM (GTbGH)

60
I'd be patting Boehner on the back, too, and giving him an atta-boy.

Not because the bill is good; because Boehner didn't roundhouse kick Steny Hoyer in the head and spit in Reid's face. That must've taken a lot of self-control.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 01, 2011 01:00 PM (G/zuv)

61 I've got some Earl Grey for you ass, Pal.

Posted by: fluff R R Tolkien at August 01, 2011 01:00 PM (SwkdU)

62 Biden Says Tea Partiers "Acted Like Terrorists"

“First they ignore you, then they mock you, then they fight you, then you win.”

-Mahatma Gandhi

Posted by: jrg at August 01, 2011 01:00 PM (BkQvr)

63 Rich and richer:

“This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.” Rep. Doyle, (C)ocksucker PA

“They have no compunction about blowing up the economy to get what they want,” Doyle

(What is this 'economy thing' you refer to, Mister Doyle?)



Posted by: Bobby Ahr at August 01, 2011 01:01 PM (Klpe2)

64 That explains Eleanor Clift's acid scarred face.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 01, 2011 01:01 PM (+lsX1)

65 #45  Totally agree with you.  Let the dems sink the stupid deal for all I care.
It will cost Obama the election next year, so go right ahead..
They keep proving they are lying lunatics, nothing they do or say really surprises me anymore.

Posted by: Stella at August 01, 2011 01:01 PM (tYR6e)

66 Dope #2

+1,000.000

Posted by: tcn at August 01, 2011 01:01 PM (MYiUn)

67 Hmmm Govt. says providers must distribute contraceptives at no cost. Whom thinks that the result will be providers no longer carry contraceptives in order to not lose money giving them away for free? Reducing access in a stupid bid to increase it, go figure.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at August 01, 2011 01:01 PM (ijjAe)

68 I am the man with one sandal.

Posted by: teaparty conservative at August 01, 2011 01:02 PM (GTbGH)

69 They don't even call terrorists 'terrorists' anymore; now, that term is reserved for us.
 
Progress. The New Civility.
 
Bite Me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 01, 2011 01:02 PM (ENKCw)

70

Hell Joe.... just wait till next election... then sadly those terrorists, when they spin off to a third party, may be your best friend...

Because IMO? This deal was a watershed moment for the GOP, where they got a political inside the beltway win, while taking the first step to loosing the war.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2011 01:02 PM (NtXW4)

71 Earlier in the day, Biden told Senate Democrats that Republican leaders have “guns to their heads” in trying to negotiate deals.

Good thing no vital organs are involved.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 01, 2011 01:02 PM (CYoZS)

72 42 Is he drunk again. Posted by: lions at August 01, 2011 04:57 PM (Mp19R) Again? More like when isn't he drunk?

Posted by: joncelli at August 01, 2011 01:02 PM (RD7QR)

73 Obamas people are terrorists who murder, rape, and pillage white people at an incredible rate. With no condemnation from Holder or oBAMA

Posted by: IlleglaslovePerry at August 01, 2011 01:03 PM (G/JLJ)

74

I'm confused. Isn't it a compliment when the Left calls someone a terrorist?

Posted by: FireHorse at August 01, 2011 01:03 PM (gTGz3)

75 Off thread but where did all the women with pleasant voices go?

All I hear on the news shows these days and on most other shows are whining, nasally and pinched sounding women. (like they're trying to squeeze out that last little turd that won't move.)


Posted by: Mealy mouthed weasel and orange RINO campaign operative at August 01, 2011 01:03 PM (xg4Ev)

76 Liberals often whine that conservatives go looking for external enemies to fight.

Projection.  I'd say 20% of the content of Liberal Fascism is dedicated to liberals' desire to implement the "moral equivalent of war".

This was a common expression among progressives who wanted the civilian populace to be on a perpetual war footing even during peacetime because of their willingness to give up liberty in the face of war.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 01, 2011 01:03 PM (T0NGe)

77 The libs were willing to blow up healthcare to get what they wanted.  The tables have turned and Doyle whines.

Posted by: Juegofb at August 01, 2011 01:03 PM (v3pYe)

78

2009 - 2010 "Tea Partiers are racists"

2011 - 2012 "Tea Partiers are racist terrorists"

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2011 01:03 PM (4q5tP)

79 I have heard some of the most disgusting, vile remarks from both this Administration and liberal members of Congress this week.

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 01:03 PM (o2lIv)

80 They can use Biden to deliver this sort of bile because he'll probably be gone in 2012 -- they'll replace him with someone new and fresh next summer to get a bounce in the polls.

Maybe Jon Huntsman, for the veneer of bipartisanship.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 01, 2011 01:03 PM (p7jpu)

81 Hmmm Govt. says providers must distribute contraceptives at no cost. Whom thinks that the result will be providers no longer carry contraceptives in order to not lose money giving them away for free? Reducing access in a stupid bid to increase it, go figure.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at August 01, 2011 05:01 PM (ijjAe)

I think the 'providers' are the insurance providers...not the people that actually distribute the contraceptives.  Meaning the insurers HAVE to provide coverage for them.


Posted by: Tami at August 01, 2011 01:04 PM (X6akg)

82

“We have negotiated with terrorists,” an angry Doyle said, according to sources in the room. “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.”

They sound like a bunch of bitter, spoiled ex-wives.  The point is to stop spending money, idiots.


Posted by: Stella at August 01, 2011 01:04 PM (tYR6e)

83

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 01, 2011 01:04 PM (jUZRg)

84 Let's see.   As a Tea Partier, I'm a terrorist.  Our son will be fighting gentle goat herders in an Overseas Contingency Operation.

Got it.  Love the new tone of civility in the Age of Obamanation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 01:04 PM (UOM48)

85 I just want to mention that Joe Biden thinks he's smart because he went to Syracuse Law School.

Just want to throw that out there.  Law school.  Joe Biden, super genius.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 01, 2011 01:05 PM (T0NGe)

86 IlleglaslovePerry    whut? 

in a hurry to comment were you?

Maybe to get your racist mini diatribe on record?

Posted by: Mealy mouthed weasel and orange RINO campaign operative at August 01, 2011 01:05 PM (xg4Ev)

87

“First they ignore you, then they mock you, then they fight you, then you win.”

-Mahatma Gandhi

He also told the Jews to surrender to the Nazi's and if weren't for a collapsing British Empire he probably would have offed in about 30 seconds of colonial confrontation. Most overrated leader in history. India suffered greatly because of his shitty leadership following the end of British rule.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at August 01, 2011 01:05 PM (ijjAe)

88 Well I always say the democrats would not know a terrorists if they slept with one

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 01, 2011 01:05 PM (i6RpT)

89 Hmm this could be related!! We need a drug/alcohol free workplace ammendment for congress!!!! Really !!!!http://tinyurl.com/3uqs4bv

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 01, 2011 01:05 PM (A23u6)

90 U-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu!!!

Pass the tea, Ahmed. Let's make it somewhat tougher to spend the borrowed money, and then we will do some ululating.

Posted by: Gerbil Malodor at August 01, 2011 01:05 PM (iiSiW)

91 “We have negotiated with terrorists,” an angry Doyle said, according to sources in the room. “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.”

No, douchebag, the inability of your party to budget has made it impossible to spend any money because you ALREADY FUCKING SPENT IT.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 01, 2011 01:05 PM (JqpkY)

92

I fully expect John McCain to make an impassioned speech tonight about how the Tea Party act exactly like terrorists.

Also, John Conyers is calling for people to march on the white house in protest. These people are so far gone. The most leftist President since, at least, LBJ and somehow he just isn't leftist enough.

Posted by: Rich at August 01, 2011 01:05 PM (OX4OZ)

93

"impossible to spend any money.”

Oh my gosh.  This is a person elected to the United States House of Representatives and he thinks it's become "impossible" for the government to "spend any money"?  That right there could be a candidate for the stupidest single sentence spoken by a US legislator in 2011.

Posted by: jdp at August 01, 2011 01:06 PM (lDFC1)

94 It's ridiculous on it's face, if we were terrorists, Barry would meet with us with preconditions.

Posted by: toby928™ at August 01, 2011 01:06 PM (GTbGH)

95 81

2009 - 2010 "Tea Partiers are racists"

2011 - 2012 "Tea Partiers are racist terrorists"

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2011 05:03 PM (4q5tP)

2012-2013 "Tea party is NOT a viable political party"

2013-2014 "Tea Party and Republican follow history, with the Republicans playing the part of the Whigs"

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2011 01:06 PM (NtXW4)

96
all in the name of 'reproductive freedom'

has to be pills, though, not a diaphragm

Why? A diaphragm robs the woman of her civil and constitutional right to "spontaneity." The Constituition states in Article XXVI, Section 3:

"The government shall not infringe a woman's right to open her legs at any moment she wishes without the undue burden of procreation."




Posted by: Soothsayer at August 01, 2011 01:06 PM (G/zuv)

97 I'm a twisted, crazy, racist old pedobear. -Mahatma Gandhi

Posted by: sifty at August 01, 2011 01:06 PM (ECjvn)

98  They can use Biden to deliver this sort of bile because he'll probably be gone in 2012 -- they'll replace him with someone new and fresh next summer to get a bounce in the polls.

They'll tell Joe that he's still VP but that they're moving his office to East Tree Stump, North Dakota.  He'll never know the difference.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 01, 2011 01:06 PM (jUZRg)

99 >>They don't even call terrorists 'terrorists' anymore; now, that term is reserved for us. Good point. We need a catchy new name. How about Domestic Fuck You Liberal Brigade.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2011 01:06 PM (TMB3S)

100

I'd like to see Joe Biden solve the Puzzle.

Posted by: Randy Marsh at August 01, 2011 01:06 PM (0QZM8)

101 Biden: "This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money."

I'm not sure which wins the hyperbole award here: a) Hobbits are terrorists, or b) it's impossible for the government to spend any money. Let's call it a draw and call Biden a buffoon.

Yes, America, that's the second in line for the presidency. We have our idiocrat for the Idiocracy.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 01, 2011 01:06 PM (r4t7/)

102 Is there any going back to civil discourse after this? wow This dosen't look good. This ass is egging Tea Partiers on in and attempt to get some kind of negative response. We need to hole the line here and remain civil or maybe not! lol Posted by: Krazy Kat

Truth be told there was never anything civil about politics. The only difference was that people knew better than to inject it into everything under the sun.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2011 01:06 PM (DEcmU)

103 And that idiot Biden makes this statement while he's renting property to the Secret Service....on our dime.

Jeebus.  The greedy and stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 01:07 PM (UOM48)

104 I'm a terrorist?

When do I get to start blowing shit up? I don't know if I have an apitude for that sort of work, but I'd enjoy it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 01, 2011 01:07 PM (0vDuM)

105 BTW Joe Bidens brother was in my AA group!!! Oh yes he was!!!

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 01, 2011 01:08 PM (A23u6)

106 But they got everything and WE got nothing. 

Posted by: Nora O'Donnell Objective Journalist at August 01, 2011 01:08 PM (nNgbi)

107 Correction in 105. Doyle's quote but Biden concurred.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 01, 2011 01:08 PM (r4t7/)

108 78 Off thread but where did all the women with pleasant voices go?

We're working the 976 numbers to make ends meet.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 01, 2011 01:08 PM (ZtwUX)

109 m80, srsly, I feel pushed out of normal , since when did loving our country (an that's year in year out not just when a republican is a president) to asking that the gvt , lead by example be responsible to not incur so much debt our children and grandchildrens futures  are harmed?
when did asking the gvt. not crush our employers that might provide  work so that we can provide for our families ,terrorism or worthy of that thought?


Posted by: willow at August 01, 2011 01:09 PM (h+qn8)

110 My parents are like terrorists because they won't give me another advance on next week's allowance... okay, admittedly I'm already 1,214 weeks out on that, but still, my friends are going to a movie and I can't go. They might as well cut my head off! I hate them! WAAAAAAAH!

Posted by: A Democrat at August 01, 2011 01:09 PM (bxiXv)

111 Terrorists?  I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at August 01, 2011 01:09 PM (qXWUM)

112 “We have negotiated with terrorists,” an angry Doyle said, according to sources in the room.

No... you have negotiated with people driven by principle, one of which is "Country before party".  That's two reasons why they seem so completely foreign to you, Rep. Doyle.

Posted by: sherlock at August 01, 2011 01:09 PM (H9eC4)

113 Ah no Mistuh Tea Partier. Don't throw me in the briar patch.

Posted by: Brear Democrat at August 01, 2011 01:10 PM (nNgbi)

114

How about if we start by "only" spending the $2 trillion dollars that already come into the federal government each year?

Impossible to spend money.  Unbelievable.

Posted by: jdp at August 01, 2011 01:10 PM (lDFC1)

115 “We have negotiated with terrorists,” I'll believe that when our faces replace Che Guevara's on your fucking t-shirts.

Posted by: t-bird at August 01, 2011 01:10 PM (FcR7P)

116 AS I said yesterday on another thread:

They keep trying to out do one another when it comes to saying bad things about conservatives and the Tea Party.

Glad that we're using that new, no labels tone the MFM was talking about.

I think that we should have a special $1.00 tax on every movie ticket and every DVD bought or rented, and use that tax to support schools.  Hey Matt Damon, what do you think of that?

Posted by: Jack at August 01, 2011 01:10 PM (8IAHO)

117 We're terrorists and Joe Biden is, what? The symbol of all that is great about this country? Barf. Puke. Buick.

Posted by: tcn at August 01, 2011 01:10 PM (MYiUn)

118

Sorry if this is off-topic, but I don't understand why the GOP hasn't passed a bill that includes an immediate spending FREEZE.  That means the automatic 7% increase in funding for everyone in DC doesn't happen.  It would save a lot more than any of the plans Boehner has come up with to date. 

The point is that a simple spending freeze bill is very easy for the public to  understand, and very difficult for Democrats to oppose.  And it would force all the major news outlets to talk about the automatic 7% increase thing -- something most people do not realize.

Posted by: NotALibertarian at August 01, 2011 01:11 PM (psns8)

119 I'm a terrorist?

When do I get to start blowing shit up? I don't know if I have an apitude for that sort of work, but I'd enjoy it.


I'm going to call my secret sleeper cell:

Super Awesome Tearrorists Ordered Anarchy Forever Plus Beer and Tittehs

Posted by: sifty, Tearrorist at August 01, 2011 01:11 PM (ECjvn)

120 Not wanting to go bankrupt is TERRORISM! Not wanting to be bled dry by your own government is TERRORISM! Now, for a clearer perspective of what it means to be a liberal, ask one about Palestinian terror rockets and bombs on school buses.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 01, 2011 01:11 PM (bxiXv)

121 I don't know if I have an apitude for that sort of work, but I'd enjoy it.

That's not something you want to start on without establishing aptitude, first.

(See the Jawa Report's continuing series, "Splodey Dopes.")

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 01, 2011 01:11 PM (bjRNS)

122 Good point. We need a catchy new name. How about Domestic Fuck You Liberal Brigade. Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2011 05:06 PM (TMB3S) Domestic Taxus Interruptus Commando

Posted by: joncelli at August 01, 2011 01:11 PM (RD7QR)

123 Hey the Democrats love America. If they don't get what they want from this "SuperCOngress" committee they will punish America by slashing the shit out of Defense. Oh Yeah Liberals love the Military. Can't ya just feel the Love?

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 01, 2011 01:11 PM (i6RpT)

124
They acted like terrorists!

Theyactedliketerrists!

Thacted li-terrrrists!

ther terrrrrists!

cockadooodledoooo!

Posted by: the guys from South Park at August 01, 2011 01:11 PM (G/zuv)

125 But I won't say anything about Biden's wife  or family 'cause Ace makes me be better than that.

Posted by: Jack at August 01, 2011 01:11 PM (8IAHO)

126

 Â“This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.”

Took a trip to the gun range last week.

I think I'll be there a lot more in the future. I have zero faith in the future of a country that tolerates this kind of shit from a VP.

Things are going to get bad, fast.

The majority of people in this country are just plain 'ol fucking stupid, selfish, lazy, and without principle. 

They deserve this administration. They do. It's a reflection of their own greed, ignorance, dishonesty, and hatred.

Most of us here don't deserve this, but they do--the unprincipled and uninformed middle included. And they're going to get their way while the sane among us continue to be vilified and stolen from.

It's over in this country. The last couple of weeks proved it. America as we knew it is dead.

And I'm going to the gun range.

Posted by: Warden at August 01, 2011 01:12 PM (FINDG)

127 I'll believe that when our faces replace Che Guevara's on your fucking t-shirts.

+2.5 trillion

Posted by: sifty, Tearrorist at August 01, 2011 01:12 PM (ECjvn)

128 Terrorists made my daughter snort coke!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 01, 2011 01:13 PM (0QZM8)

129 My parents are like terrorists because they won't give me another advance on next week's allowance... okay, admittedly I'm already 1,214 weeks out on that, but still, my friends are going to a movie and I can't go.

They might as well cut my head off!

I hate them! WAAAAAAAH!

Posted by: A Democrat at August 01, 2011 05:09 PM (bxiXv)

You could always dispatch them both with a big ol' hammer in their bedroom, close and lock the door, and have a weekend kegger with your friends!  Problem solved.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2011 01:13 PM (4q5tP)

130 ehh, there was an op-ed in my paper today comparing the right wing extremists in Congress to Breivik and the tallyban...tried to google but couldn't find it. But anyway it must be a journalist theme or something.

Posted by: jeanne at August 01, 2011 01:13 PM (GdalM)

131 They drilled a bit too deep when they did Joe's hair plugs..

This is yammering for the ultra-lib base..  I don't trust them one bit.. those remarks were likely spoken and leaked on purpose just to placate the libtards at Daily Kos and HuffPo..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 01, 2011 01:13 PM (f9c2L)

132 Where is our immensely concerned life long Tea Party member? I'm just a-twitter to know what he thinks about this.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 01, 2011 01:13 PM (0q2P7)

133 Tearrorists

Posted by: sifty, Tearrorist at August 01, 2011 01:13 PM (ECjvn)

134 #TerroristHakerz!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 01, 2011 01:13 PM (0QZM8)

135 I HATE dim-o-KKK-RATS -- the sheiks of donkeyland.

Posted by: TennDon at August 01, 2011 01:13 PM (o6Yv2)

136 I hope that the deal does not pass.

Posted by: Jack at August 01, 2011 01:13 PM (8IAHO)

137 they are not respectable adversaries. They are freaks in control of the gvt .

shame on them.

Posted by: willow at August 01, 2011 01:13 PM (h+qn8)

138 I simply don't have the patience today for this shit. Fuck you Biden. That is all.

Posted by: mpfs at August 01, 2011 01:14 PM (316cS)

139 This angers me more than most of the crap that comes out of the mouths of leftists because it isn't even a cut.  Both the debt and the deficit go up and they have the brass nads to complain about it an demonize the only people who even remotely wanted to reign in the spending. 
There is no way that interest rates can continue to be artificially held down in defiance of market forces so even without a downgrade, which is inevitable, this country is screwed.  It won't take much more of this before the owners of our debt either bail or move to better investments like the BRIC countries.
Congress is outsmarting itself by thinking that the only people they are conning are the American people.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 01, 2011 01:14 PM (jx2j9)

140 Let Stand Up for Chuck spout his terrorist name-calling, like all the rest of the Dems and their media shills.  It's going to bite them in the ass big time at the offense taken by average Americans trying to hold their families together and make Washington realize we are saying no more

Oh, and.....I hate these fuckers.  All of them.  Every last Democrat politician, every ignorant lib voter, every America-destroying media member for destroying this country. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 01, 2011 01:14 PM (EIlEQ)

141 We see nothing wrong with drone attacks on THESE terrorists, sir.

Posted by: Obama's Lawyers at August 01, 2011 01:15 PM (e2VMT)

142 “We have negotiated with terrorists,” an angry Doyle said.

What a fucking pansy-ass.  Did they threaten to cut off Doyle's head with a dull knife?  Did they drag Doyle's burned body around in triumph?  Did they hang Doyle from an overpass?  Did they rape Doyle's wife for showing her ankles?  Did they prevent Doyle's daughters from attending school?  Did they murder thousands of Doyle's countrymen?

Apparently "terrorist" is the new "Hitler"-du-jour.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 01, 2011 01:15 PM (ZtwUX)

143 You could always dispatch them both with a big ol' hammer in their bedroom, close and lock the door, and have a weekend kegger with your friends! Problem solved. Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2011 05:13 PM (4q5tP) That was the plan in the 60s/70s, everybody was just too stoned. Also, cowards and hypocrites, but mostly stoned.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 01, 2011 01:15 PM (bxiXv)

144 (Reuters) - Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin accused the United States Monday of living beyond its means "like a parasite" on the global economy and said dollar dominance was a threat to the financial markets. Boy am I glad obama is here or the rest of the world would not love us?????????

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 01, 2011 01:16 PM (i6RpT)

145 ... and I hate to say it, but "The Five" on Fox is not long for the world.  It sucks.  And 90% of the reason it sucks is Bob Beckel.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 01, 2011 01:16 PM (jx2j9)

146 Oh, and.....I hate these fuckers.  All of them.  Every last Democrat politician, every ignorant lib voter, every America-destroying media member for destroying this country. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 01, 2011 05:14 PM (EIlEQ)

Yeah, just when the right is about to crack up, they glue us back together again.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 01, 2011 01:16 PM (T0NGe)

147 A clear case o'the Pot callin' de kettle black, doncha know?

Posted by: TennDon at August 01, 2011 01:16 PM (o6Yv2)

148

Joe Biden says  the TEA partyers acted like Terrorists...

Terrorists are only there because they are FEARED (thus, terror)

and beause I believe that...

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

I approve....

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson, TEA Partier at August 01, 2011 01:16 PM (NtXW4)

149 Watching these idiots self-emolate over the next year + is gonna be fun.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 01, 2011 01:16 PM (uVlA4)

150 They've worn out Hitler and Raaaaacist.

C'mon Joe, what else you got?

Posted by: Mealy mouthed weasel and orange RINO campaign operative at August 01, 2011 01:17 PM (xg4Ev)

151 138 Where is our immensely concerned life long Tea Party member? I'm just a-twitter to know what he thinks about this. Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 01, 2011 05:13 PM (0q2P7) As a christian conservative tea party member I'm concerned that this hateful rhetoric is poisoning the discourse in our country. So, obviously, all conservatives should just shut up.

Posted by: A Longtime Tea Party Member. No, Really. at August 01, 2011 01:17 PM (RD7QR)

152 and I hate to say it, but "The Five" on Fox is not long for the world. It sucks. And 90% of the reason it sucks is Bob Beckel. Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 01, 2011 05:16 PM (jx2j9) Why do you hate saying that. And THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 01, 2011 01:17 PM (i6RpT)

153 Did they rape Doyle's wife for showing her ankles?

Mrs. Doyle would be glad for the action.

Posted by: sifty, Tearrorist at August 01, 2011 01:17 PM (ECjvn)

154

The Tea Party?

A bunch of Robespierre's is what they are!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 01, 2011 01:17 PM (0QZM8)

155 "This is an inside job."
Rep. Chaka Fatah

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 01:17 PM (o2lIv)

156 When do I get to start blowing shit up? I don't know if I have an apitude for that sort of work, but I'd enjoy it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 01, 2011 05:07 PM (0vDuM)

 

I'd enjoy it too.  It doesn't take too much aptitude to make a molotov cocktail.  If the muzzies can figure it out, so can you.

Posted by: Soona at August 01, 2011 01:18 PM (l5xDa)

157 Well, at least they didn't call us defense contractors.  We know they don't care much for them.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 01, 2011 01:18 PM (FkKjr)

158 Terrorists turned down my credit card application!

Posted by: t-bird at August 01, 2011 01:18 PM (FcR7P)

159 Why does anyone even listen to Bob Beckel.  Has he ever won anything ever anywhere?

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 01, 2011 01:18 PM (uVlA4)

160 I imagine the child in the whitehouse uttering this in one of his temper tantrums.  But even that nonsense would require some intelligence.

Posted by: J at August 01, 2011 01:18 PM (T3/qP)

161

How are you supposed to negotiate with the 'incorruptible'?

What do you use to buy their compliance?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 01, 2011 01:18 PM (0QZM8)

162 "Why does anyone even listen to Bob Beckel.  Has he ever won anything ever anywhere?"

He sucks a lot of cock in the back alleys of D.C.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at August 01, 2011 01:19 PM (ijjAe)

163 Hey do you guys want to hear what my friends cats have to say about the Tea Party? No? Okay...lata *hiccup*

Posted by: Gotham Princess at August 01, 2011 01:19 PM (pLTLS)

164 Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are inevitably ruined.
Patrick Henry

Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!
Patrick Henry


When the American spirit was in its youth, the language of America was different: Liberty, sir, was the primary object.
Patrick Henry

Posted by: sifty, Tearrorist at August 01, 2011 01:19 PM (ECjvn)

165 168

Threaten Grandma and the troops.

Then after they capitulate call them terrorists.

Genius.

Posted by: Mealy mouthed weasel and orange RINO campaign operative at August 01, 2011 01:20 PM (xg4Ev)

166 Synthetic cat pee.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2011 01:20 PM (4q5tP)

167 ... and I hate to say it, but "The Five" on Fox is not long for the world.  It sucks.  And 90% of the reason it sucks is Bob Beckel.

THIS.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 01, 2011 01:20 PM (EIlEQ)

168 “We have negotiated with terrorists,” an angry Doyle said.

The very fact that he can so defiantly utter those words is indisputable proof of their falseness.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 01, 2011 01:21 PM (0q2P7)

169 I never thought when I stood on the median on Harbor Blvd in San Diego protesting the bullshit stimulus that it would come to this...I am a Tea Party Terrorist. J'accuse Biden!

Posted by: mpfs at August 01, 2011 01:21 PM (316cS)

170 Are there grounds for a class-action lawsuit against Joe Biden for libel, slander, and defamation of millions of American citizens?

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 01, 2011 01:21 PM (Xt2Jb)

171 “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.”

In other words, they're doing exactly what they were sent to Washington to do.  Actually representing the interests and desires of constituents:  Terrorism, according to the left.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at August 01, 2011 01:21 PM (HwE/1)

172 Lizzie Tea-party took an axe,
and gave the Donkeys 40 whacks.


Posted by: sherlock at August 01, 2011 01:21 PM (H9eC4)

173
Good point. We need a catchy new name. How about Domestic Fuck You Liberal Brigade.






The Vast Tea Cozy Conspiracy

.....okay, maybe that needs some work.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 01, 2011 01:22 PM (71Fka)

174 No, I am a Tea Party Terrorist.

Posted by: Mealy mouthed weasel and orange RINO campaign operative at August 01, 2011 01:22 PM (xg4Ev)

175 I'd enjoy it too.  It doesn't take too much aptitude to make a molotov cocktail.  If the muzzies can figure it out, so can you.

Didn't work out to well for a few of Bill Ayers' buddies!

Boom! Splat! Sponge required.

I fap inside every time I read about the Weathermen blowing themselves up.

Posted by: sifty, Tearrorist at August 01, 2011 01:22 PM (ECjvn)

176 Why do you hate saying that. And THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 01, 2011 05:17 PM (i6RpT)

Because I really like Gutfeld.  He deserves his own show, imo.  Eric Bolling is better as a Fox Business host also, imo.

Way not enough Dana Perino either.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 01, 2011 01:22 PM (jx2j9)

177 I swear to God, Joe Biden's presence in the White House pretty much negates the argument that any candidate isn't smart enough for any position. Negates. Any.

Posted by: tsj017 at August 01, 2011 01:22 PM (4YUWF)

178 182 No, I am a Tea Party Terrorist.

Posted by: Mealy mouthed weasel and orange RINO campaign operative at August 01, 2011 05:22 PM (xg4Ev)

But I am...

Posted by: Spartacus at August 01, 2011 01:23 PM (NtXW4)

179 Joe Biden is a filthy ass-rapist.

Posted by: Truman North at August 01, 2011 01:23 PM (K2wpv)

180 Hey, stop comparing us to them!

Posted by: An actual terrorist at August 01, 2011 01:23 PM (e2VMT)

181

Rep. Chaka Fatah

 

I rocked him, too.

Posted by: Grandmaster Melle Mel at August 01, 2011 01:23 PM (0QZM8)

182 171

Oh yeah..... well those two fellows, Pat and Hank, sound like terrorists to me ! ! !

Posted by: Sherrif Joe Biden at August 01, 2011 01:24 PM (C8hzL)

183 Biden's remarks actually made the top portion of Politico. I'd say I'm shocked but I'm sure they did it out of pride.

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 01:24 PM (o2lIv)

184 And the repubs actually sat down for months and negotiated with this stupid asshole. WTF for? Does Joe give reach arounds?

Posted by: Ringo at August 01, 2011 01:24 PM (OkWjw)

185 So if the Tea Party officially endorses Islam will CAIR and the ACLU go after Sheriff Joe for defamation? I think not!

Posted by: The Donkey Show at August 01, 2011 01:24 PM (ijjAe)

186 Tea Party = kinetic action. 

Posted by: kevlarchick at August 01, 2011 01:24 PM (TNuqz)

187 Yeah, if only Muslim terrorists would threaten to not let the US govt spend more money than it takes in.....if that was the Muslim platform, I'd become a Muslim in a liberal New York minute.

And you can bet that if that was the Muslim terrorist platform, Obama and the liberals would be taking a different tune regarding multiculturalism.


Posted by: Jack at August 01, 2011 01:25 PM (8IAHO)

188 Hey, isn't the phrase "we won't negotiate with terrorists"?

Posted by: Truman North at August 01, 2011 01:25 PM (K2wpv)

189 Joe Biden must know he's not going to be on the ticket next year, so what the hell.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 01, 2011 01:25 PM (Xt2Jb)

190 Meh, most of the Republicans and the conservative MSM have called the Tea Party much worse this week.

Posted by: jeannebodine at August 01, 2011 01:26 PM (nvlAW)

191 If wanting everyone in my country to be free and have every opportunity to prosper is terrorism, then I'm a terrorist.  And damn proud of it.

Posted by: Soona - Proud terrorist at August 01, 2011 01:26 PM (l5xDa)

192 I don't know, now that you are talking about putting the "terrorist" label onto people well if I think back that's how I felt the dems were behaving when they sneaked obamacare past the American people.  But the difference in me and them is that the thought my cross my mind but I would never say it outright cause I was raised better than that.

more and more it seems like the dems are projecting what they are onto the republicans and the tea party people and heck, the American people at large.   It's a clever strategy this "labeling" as it forces the person labeled to defend themselves even if the label is far fetched and utterly ridiculous on the face of it.  And, if you don't defend yourself, in the bizaree democrat catch 22, then of course you said nothing cause they were right and you are guilty.

All I know is that the dems/libs are turning the universe upside down where nothing seems to mean what it used to me.  Where's superman when you need him or superwoman when you need her?   Who will fight for "truth, justice and the American way"?

Posted by: curious at August 01, 2011 01:27 PM (k1rwm)

193 Joe Biden must know he's not going to be on the ticket next year, so what the hell.

He never could control his mouth. That guy is a retard.

Posted by: Trig Palin at August 01, 2011 01:27 PM (SwkdU)

194

This girl at the supermarket was ringing my stuff out the other day and she told me that she couldn't accept a coupon I gave her because it had expired. Terrorist!

 

Posted by: FireHorse at August 01, 2011 01:27 PM (gTGz3)

195

197 Joe Biden must know

 

Don't assume nothing.

Posted by: Truman North at August 01, 2011 01:27 PM (K2wpv)

196 Apparently, Vice President One Heartbeat Away was sleeping (again) when his boss at Grief Fest! in Tucson last January said we should learn how to speak to each other in a way that heals, not wounds.

Posted by: fly at August 01, 2011 01:27 PM (d6NDm)

197 The FBI will be all over this thread in 3...2....1....

Posted by: The Donkey Show at August 01, 2011 01:27 PM (ijjAe)

198 I love the smell of statesmenship in the morning.  It smells like......

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2011 01:27 PM (4q5tP)

199 Just for that, let's keep the debt-ceiling in place until the next election.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 01, 2011 01:27 PM (GKQDR)

200 Biden probably would've repeated anything this guy said. "A small group of bricks" or "a small group of Satan's highest ranking demons", and Slow Joe would just nod and repeat it, all the while wondering when Judge Wapner's on.

Posted by: tsj017 at August 01, 2011 01:27 PM (4YUWF)

201
We be Tea-baggin terrorists.  We hail from Hobo-nistan.

Posted by: Morons United at August 01, 2011 01:28 PM (C8hzL)

202 Just once I'd like to see one of our team walk over to one of these asshole liberals and say in front of cameras and reporters, "Call me or any of my supporters a terrorist, a hostage taker or a racist one more time and I will beat you like a rented mule." My check book would be on the table.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2011 01:28 PM (TMB3S)

203 I fap inside every time I read about the Weathermen blowing themselves up.

But...I've been told they're smarter than we are, because we're too stupid to live without them controlling every aspect of our lives right down to the bowel movements.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 01, 2011 01:28 PM (0vDuM)

204 The left got exactly what they wanted out of this.  They will get to spend more money, none of their programs will be cut at all and they still get to do what Biden is doing - demonizing the Republicans and the Tea Party. 


Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 01, 2011 01:28 PM (jx2j9)

205 Biden told Senate Democrats that Republican leaders have “guns to their heads” in trying to negotiate deals.

I can't believe you said that.

Posted by: Gabby G. at August 01, 2011 01:28 PM (0f7gD)

206 197 Joe Biden must know he's not going to be on the ticket next year, so what the hell.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 01, 2011 05:25 PM (Xt2Jb)

Some of the retards have "Obama/Biden" signs in their yard already.

They can try to jettison Biden, but he'll hang on and make a major stink if they try to get rid of him.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 01, 2011 01:29 PM (T0NGe)

207 Since my wife won't let me spend more money than we make I dub her Terrorist. Water boarding to start momentarily.

Posted by: Anonymoose at August 01, 2011 01:29 PM (ZgvjV)

208 Sheila Jackson-Lee just repeated the hostage-taking line, though that's not really a surprise.

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 01:30 PM (o2lIv)

209 I was hitting on a hot chick at the bar and she said no.

Terrorist!!111!!!

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 01, 2011 01:30 PM (tf9Ne)

210 Who will fight for "truth, justice and the American way"?

No. Please stop dressing me up in costume. I can't take it anymore. Don't you notice I've shed all my hair?

Posted by: curious' cat - #78- dressed up like Superman at August 01, 2011 01:30 PM (pLTLS)

211 What is the word for someone who wants to forcibly take more of my hard earned income to spend in ways I vehemently disagree with?

Posted by: MostlyRight at August 01, 2011 01:30 PM (ZG8Ti)

212 Put that.... thing out the airlock.

Posted by: President Laura Roslin at August 01, 2011 01:31 PM (KYAnJ)

213

I fap inside every time I read about the Weathermen blowing themselves up.

 

Fuck, I fap in the front yard when I think about that!

Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2011 01:31 PM (0QZM8)

214  When do I get to start blowing shit up? I don't know if I have an apitude for that sort of work, but I'd enjoy it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 01, 2011 05:07 PM (0vDuM)

I'd enjoy it too. It doesn't take too much aptitude to make a molotov cocktail. If the muzzies can figure it out, so can you.

Posted by: Soona at August 01, 2011 05:18 PM (l5xDa

Not for anything but talk like that is just what Joe Blow over there is trying to provoke into a reality. Not good !!

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 01, 2011 01:31 PM (A23u6)

215 1. Get a vote to censure Doyle to the floor 2. All R's vote "present" 3. When the D's vote it down, then it is game-on, and *nothing* is out of bounds

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at August 01, 2011 01:31 PM (cbyrC)

216 So this debt limit increase fight will be remembered as the first battle in the "In-Country Contingency Operation", will it not? Because "terror" is a dirty word ...

Posted by: No Whining at August 01, 2011 01:31 PM (0AClR)

217 210 Just once I'd like to see one of our team walk over to one of these asshole liberals and say in front of cameras and reporters, "Call me or any of my supporters a terrorist, a hostage taker or a racist one more time and I will beat you like a rented mule."

My check book would be on the table.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2011 05:28 PM (TMB3S)

Or... by YOUR logic, accusing an entire group of people of terrorism, when only a small group are extremists, will lead to more Terrorists... or at least that is why we can't link Terrorism with Islam...

So... by YOUR logic, you are now Creating AMERICAN CITIZEN Terrorists....

Be careful what you wish for... some prophecies are self fulfilling.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2011 01:31 PM (NtXW4)

218

Bear this in mind.  You know those things we want to do to real terrorists?  That's what they want to do to us.  Look back upon the history of socialism - if it is any guide at all, they will not hesitate to send us off to the camps or the killing fields.  If you think otherwise, you're kidding yourself.

Alas, most conservatives will not resist until it gets to that point, and many probably will do nothing but complain even then.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 01, 2011 01:32 PM (4nbyM)

219 For the record, "terrorist" has replaced "fascist" as the know-nothing libs' pejorative of choice.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 01, 2011 01:32 PM (T0NGe)

220 And remember, Joe Biden was added to the Obama ticket for his foreign policy expertise. Joe Biden was to be the intellectual heft of the duo.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 01, 2011 01:32 PM (GKQDR)

221

Waterboard these new fairly elected Republican rabble rousers until they vote as they are told!

Posted by: MostlyRight at August 01, 2011 01:32 PM (ZG8Ti)

222 Didn't work out to well for a few of Bill Ayers' buddies!

Boom! Splat! Sponge required.

I fap inside every time I read about the Weathermen blowing themselves up.

Posted by: sifty, Tearrorist at August 01, 2011 05:22 PM (ECjvn)

 

But my molotov cocktails will be different.  I'm filling them up with violent vitriol.

Posted by: Soona - Proud terrorist at August 01, 2011 01:32 PM (l5xDa)

223 My wife told me I had to wait until tonight.  Terrorist!

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 01, 2011 01:32 PM (0f7gD)

224 Remember when that car bomb destroyed the negotiations? Yeah, neither do I.

Posted by: Anonymoose at August 01, 2011 01:32 PM (ZgvjV)

225 Nobody moves or the Vice President gets it!

Posted by: vp joe 'the genius' biden at August 01, 2011 01:33 PM (oUG6f)

226

You take that back!

If you think what Slow-Joe had to say was insulting, look what taranto calls us:

"The Tea Partiers, having clearly identified this problem, are today's true progressives (to employ the term in its literal rather than ideological sense)."

The horror!  The horror!

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 01, 2011 01:33 PM (jUZRg)

227 For the record, "terrorist" has replaced "fascist" as the know-nothing libs' pejorative of choice.

What happened to me?? All these years - I was so good to you and you just drop me. Just like that?!

*sniff*

Posted by: Racist at August 01, 2011 01:33 PM (pLTLS)

228 Didn't earn the nickname Slow Joe from his days back on the Scranton High School cross country team.

Posted by: MostlyRight at August 01, 2011 01:34 PM (ZG8Ti)

229 233 Nobody moves or the Vice President gets it!

Posted by: vp joe 'the genius' biden at August 01, 2011 05:33 PM (oUG6f)

Yeah, I'm picturing the hostage scene in Blazing Saddles, too.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 01, 2011 01:34 PM (T0NGe)

230 Earlier in the day, Biden told Senate Democrats that Republican leaders have “guns to their heads” in trying to negotiate deals.

Oh lordy, did Biden fall for that one again?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 01, 2011 01:34 PM (Y+DPZ)

231 216 Sheila Jackson-Lee just repeated the hostage-taking line, though that's not really a surprise.

Has she abused any more staffers recently?

And speaking of bat-shit crazy, is Cynthia McKinney still in Iran bashing the US?  What ever happened to the charge of treason?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 01:35 PM (UOM48)

232 For the record, "terrorist" has replaced "fascist" as the know-nothing libs' pejorative of choice.
Posted by: AmishDude at August 01, 2011 05:32 PM

Throw in "hostage" and "horrific" and you got yourself a talking point.

Posted by: huerfano at August 01, 2011 01:35 PM (aZLY2)

233

"You know, sometimes you can push the political rhetoric way too far over the line."

Posted by: Senator Charles Sumner, May 22, 1856 at August 01, 2011 01:35 PM (4q5tP)

234 You know maybe they have a point. Why just today the teabaggers interrupted a session of the House like brownshirts!

Oh wait, I meant brownshirt leftists interrupted the House.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2011 01:35 PM (DEcmU)

235 One after another, these House Dems use the "hostage-taking" line, from the Minority Whip on down.

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 01:35 PM (o2lIv)

236 Then there was that time that Frodo Baggins threw my ring into The Crack of Doom.

Hobbits drink a lot of tea, you know. Think about it!

Posted by: Sauron at August 01, 2011 01:36 PM (SwkdU)

237 They are trying to provoke a Thousand Little Wacos.

They need it so bad for the next step.

Posted by: sifty, Tearrorist at August 01, 2011 01:36 PM (ECjvn)

238 >>Be careful what you wish for... some prophecies are self fulfilling. Well that was particularly stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2011 01:36 PM (TMB3S)

239 And remember, Joe Biden was added to the Obama ticket for his foreign policy expertise. Joe Biden was to be the intellectual heft of the duo. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 01, 2011 05:32 PM (GKQDR) Still is.

Posted by: t-bird at August 01, 2011 01:36 PM (FcR7P)

Posted by: curious at August 01, 2011 01:36 PM (k1rwm)

241

Damn I hope this thing gets shot down in the house . Oh can I say 'shot down'?

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 01, 2011 01:36 PM (A23u6)

242 I am Spartanspendingacus!

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 01, 2011 01:37 PM (0f7gD)

243 I fap inside every time I read about the Weathermen blowing themselves up.

Posted by: sifty, Tearrorist at August 01, 2011 05:22 PM (ECjvn)

In my fantasy reenactment of it, one of those worthless dumbasses decides to light a joint and D'OH.....

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 01, 2011 01:37 PM (zsvKP)

244

Not for anything but talk like that is just what Joe Blow over there is trying to provoke into a reality. Not good !!

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 01, 2011 05:31 PM (A23u6)

 

Quit trying to harsh my fantasies! 

Posted by: Soona - Proud terrorist at August 01, 2011 01:37 PM (l5xDa)

245 This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.

How about the fact that we are broke and haven't any money to spend made it impossible to spend any money? 'Tard.

Posted by: No Whining at August 01, 2011 01:38 PM (0AClR)

246 Posted by: curious at August 01, 2011 05:36 PM (k1rwm)

Why do you keep posting OT demoralization?

Posted by: AmishDude at August 01, 2011 01:38 PM (T0NGe)

247 Now this really gives one an unshakable respect for the office of the 'President' and 'Vice President'

I now have no respect, even for their office.  Fuck them.

Terrorists? Really?  You can't even call genuine terrorists like the Fort Hood shooter a terrorist.. but you call the opposing political party that?

Fucking unreal.  Go straight to hell Biden.

We have to take our country back from these economic and cultural terrorists in '12 or its over.  OVER

BTW, did you all know that the Ft. Hood shooter is still being paid his salary with all the extras for being a 'doctor'... near 100k to a murderer.  Thats 'non-discretionary spending' for you.. haha the ass-backwards regime intentionally destroying our economy and culture.  Traitors

Posted by: Reid and Pelosis' xanax dealer at August 01, 2011 01:38 PM (eXQfZ)

248

And remember, Joe Biden was added to the Obama ticket for his foreign policy expertise. Joe Biden was to be the intellectual heft of the duo.

Gravitas.  Pure, heavy-duty gravitas, thy name is Biden

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2011 01:38 PM (4q5tP)

249

Caught a bit of Rush's show last Friday during lunch break.  It was just when he playing, back-to-back-to-back, at least twenty separate clips of different people on the left, each one declaring "tea-party-terrorists," or some slight variation thereof.  And now it's become the latest meme.

Methinks Journolist is not really dead.

Posted by: EyeTest at August 01, 2011 01:38 PM (ReC4P)

250 248 "Mark Meckler, 49, the co-founder of the Tea Party Patriots in the United States, talks to SPIEGEL about the US debt ceiling, the radical right's uncompromising fight against the national debt and the "complete economic disaster" he claims President Barack Obama has created."

am I the only person who never heard of this guy until drudge linked the article?

I've heard of rick santelli, bachman, beck, palin associated with the tea party but mecker?

Posted by: curious at August 01, 2011 05:36 PM (k1rwm)

Yeah, I love that there are "Tea Party Leaders" that no one has ever heard of.  OTOH, it's definitely better to no clear leader that they can "Palinize" and hurt the movement.

Posted by: robviously at August 01, 2011 01:39 PM (BaQuW)

251 Lordy, lordy do whut he seyz, do whut he seyz!


Next up: The Civil War II

Posted by: Mealy mouthed weasel and orange RINO campaign operative at August 01, 2011 01:39 PM (xg4Ev)

252 "The New Tone" means the same thing as when a liberal says "it's censorship." They mean someone who's not a leftist was allowed to speak and they're so upset they can hardly bear it. "The New Tone" for the MBM is the same as the old tone - leftist propaganda only, anything else to be shouted down. BECAUSE THEY LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 01, 2011 01:39 PM (bxiXv)

253

“We have negotiated with terrorists parents,” an angry Doyle said, according to sources in the room. “This small group of terrorists parents have made it impossible to spend any money.”

Biden, driven by his Democratic allies’ misgivings about the debt-limit deal, responded: “They have acted like terrorists parents,” according to several sources in the room.


FIFY

Posted by: TXMarko at August 01, 2011 01:40 PM (FXQ4O)

254 Reactionary@226,

That reads extremist but I get what you're saying. It's true. There's always the prepping of the battlefield, and political rhetoric, even as if not especially as toxic propaganda, has its place.

People in comfort say, "Never here." History proves otherwise.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 01, 2011 01:40 PM (r4t7/)

255 They just think Tea Partiers are Islamic Terrorists because they are anti-pork. Racists.

Posted by: Anonymoose at August 01, 2011 01:40 PM (ZgvjV)

256 I am Spendlessacus!

Posted by: Guy Fawkes, thats better at August 01, 2011 01:40 PM (0f7gD)

257 Just based on the VP's statements lately you would think the FDA would start a full blown investigation of the effect of hair plugs on the brain.

Posted by: curious at August 01, 2011 01:41 PM (k1rwm)

258 242You know maybe they have a point. Why just today the teabaggers interrupted a session of the House like brownshirts!

Oh wait, I meant brownshirt leftists interrupted the House.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2011 05:35 PM (DEcmU)

Thats some fucked up shit. Most people don't know right from left in politics so the Tea Party Terrorist narative is timed to this bullshit!!  Thses motherfuckers are pushing for a real confrontation on a larger scale.

 

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 01, 2011 01:42 PM (A23u6)

259 FYJB.  How you like that tone?

Posted by: NC Ref at August 01, 2011 01:42 PM (/izg2)

260 Terrorists? Really?  You can't even call genuine terrorists like the Fort Hood shooter a terrorist.. but you call the opposing political party that?

Fucking unreal.  Go straight to hell Biden.

This.

Posted by: Truman North at August 01, 2011 01:42 PM (K2wpv)

261

How does everyone think a "TEA Party Terrorist" campaign button will go over with TSA?

Posted by: Ringo at August 01, 2011 01:42 PM (OkWjw)

262 Methinks Journolist is not really dead. Posted by: EyeTest at August 01, 2011 05:38 PM (ReC4P) IIRC while they never announced it, the ringleaders as much as admitted they were starting a new one and being more "selective" as to who was invited. Politico said the replacement was called "Cabalist" and founded by John Cohn (New Republic), Michelle Goldberg and Steven Teles. But they lie a lot, too, so who knows.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 01, 2011 01:42 PM (bxiXv)

263 Methinks Journolist is not really dead.

Dude.

Posted by: CabaList at August 01, 2011 01:43 PM (GTbGH)

264 These guys are holding us hostage.

Posted by: Charlie Tax Cheat Rangel at August 01, 2011 01:43 PM (0f7gD)

265 I'm surprised Biden did anything other than drool on himself. Who let the dunce out? Whiff, Whiff, Whiff.

Posted by: Anonymoose at August 01, 2011 01:43 PM (ZgvjV)

266

HOBBIT NAZI terrorists

Racist hobbit Nazi terrorists? I can't keep up.

Can I blame the RHNT's for the fact that it's 107 fucking degrees?

They made it impossible to spend money to end summer global warming.

Uh huh.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 01, 2011 01:43 PM (XdlcF)

267 In all honesty, I find it hard to blame Biden and the MSM for this kind of thing, when the GOP "leadership" continually allows it to go unchallenged.

Oh, yeah... and when they grant Obama his requested extension past the 2012 election in exchange for... uh... well... for something.

Posted by: BC at August 01, 2011 01:43 PM (8/oXo)

268 I have *not* been in the Senate restroom sucking cocks all day. I took some time out to go over and gobble a few House cocks as well.
 
Buuurp.

Posted by: Joe 'Plugs' Biden at August 01, 2011 01:44 PM (ENKCw)

269 And speaking of bat-shit crazy, is Cynthia McKinney still in Iran bashing the US?  What ever happened to the charge of treason?


Treason against America is the new little black dress to these Marxist assholes.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 01, 2011 01:44 PM (EIlEQ)

270 I read this as just signifying that the left wants to appease us. right?

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 01, 2011 01:44 PM (QxSug)

271 OT:  Can we hate them anymore?  Why yes, yes we can!

Justice Department lawsuit claims that Alabama overstepped its authority with its controversial immigration law

Posted by: Tami at August 01, 2011 01:44 PM (X6akg)

272 Posted by: curious at August 01, 2011 05:41 PM (k1rwm)

Oh, so you're posting something related to the thread now?  What prompted this change?

Posted by: AmishDude at August 01, 2011 01:44 PM (T0NGe)

273 Look upon the horror of a fully operational TEA Star!

"Newly elected Governor Scott Walker and the Republicans in the majority in Madison got just about everything they wanted during the past legislative session, and a state facing a projected $3 billion budget shortfall with no end in sight now has a projected $300 million budget surplus. "

Those awful, awful people!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2011 01:44 PM (DEcmU)

274 Journolist is probably being run out of Google+ as we speak. The coordinated messages on almost every network, word for word, go far beyond using wire services for most stories.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at August 01, 2011 01:44 PM (ijjAe)

275 What is it called when someone makes a gaffe by accidentally saying what they really think instead of lying?  It has a name, I just can't remember it.

Posted by: Truman North at August 01, 2011 01:45 PM (K2wpv)

276 is spending almost a trillion more per year more then it takes in, Posted by: Downscaled Upscale at August 01, 2011 05:43 PM More than 1.6 Trillion.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 01, 2011 01:45 PM (bxiXv)

277 freudian slip

Posted by: curious at August 01, 2011 01:45 PM (k1rwm)

278

They just think Tea Partiers are Islamic Terrorists because they are anti-pork. Racists.

What's the hobbit version of Ramadan?

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 01, 2011 01:46 PM (XdlcF)

279 If that drooling fuckhead is gonna call us terrorists, why shouldn't a Tea Party member speculate on the air of why the MFM is so uncurious about Ashley's blow problem?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 01, 2011 01:46 PM (zsvKP)

280 fraud in a slip

Posted by: willow at August 01, 2011 01:46 PM (h+qn8)

281 Politico said the replacement was called "Cabalist"

God, they might as well call it "The List of Calamitous Intent"

Posted by: AmishDude at August 01, 2011 01:46 PM (T0NGe)

282 Joe Biden, Deep Thinker. One aneurysm away from the grave.

Posted by: mpfs at August 01, 2011 01:47 PM (316cS)

283 I heard that idiot Mika on AM Joe this morning bragging that after Barky won, she was with her brats at a local pool "full of Republicans" and her little darlings kept jumping off the diving board yelling, "Hope!" "Change!"

Mika thought that was precious. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 01:47 PM (UOM48)

284 Poor Simple Joe. Everyone else knows you never go the full retard.

Posted by: Anonymoose at August 01, 2011 01:47 PM (ZgvjV)

285 a Bidenism

Posted by: Mealy mouthed weasel and orange RINO campaign operative at August 01, 2011 01:47 PM (xg4Ev)

286 If that drooling fuckhead is gonna call us terrorists, why shouldn't a Tea Party member speculate on the air of why the MFM is so uncurious about Ashley's blow problem? Posted by: Captain Hate at August 01, 2011 05:46 PM (zsvKP) Because (Democrat) families are off-limits!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 01, 2011 01:47 PM (bxiXv)

287 well as the Dem party loves to project so much, Perhaps we should evaluate  what is going on in the debt ceiling discussions  further

Posted by: willow at August 01, 2011 01:48 PM (h+qn8)

288

See, before the TEA people blew up the world trade center, we were earning $24,000 a year and spending $38,010 a year.

Now we're taking in $24,000 a year, and only spending $37,990 a year.

See now?  See how they won? 

 

related:

Biden and Doyle are admitting that it would take literal physical violence to get them to spend less.

Posted by: Truman North at August 01, 2011 01:48 PM (K2wpv)

289

In all honesty, I find it hard to blame Biden and the MSM for this kind of thing, when the GOP "leadership" continually allows it to go unchallenged.

That's because they're happy to see the  Tea Party marginalized.

Let's face it, no one in power is on our team here except maybe the Tea Party Republicans we voted in. In a couple of years, they'll just be part of the system, though.

Posted by: Warden at August 01, 2011 01:48 PM (FINDG)

290 Yeah Joe, we are the terrorists, meanwhile, 20 Bolsheviks tried to rush the house floor to disrupt the voting. Man Joe,seems whenever you open you mouth something makes you look stupid, find the common denominator Joe and shush.

Posted by: Drider at August 01, 2011 01:48 PM (uJSfP)

291 The smarter of the three NYC crazies seems to be using the handle today. Still dumb as a post, but less robotic.

Posted by: sifty, Tearrorist at August 01, 2011 01:48 PM (ECjvn)

292 We must take more of your money at the point of a gun, you little terrorists!

Posted by: Little Joey Biden at August 01, 2011 01:48 PM (0f7gD)

293 I thought Monty's DOOM Thread trailerpark operas were over-the-top, yet here we have the Proggie drama queens soiling their panties over a little parental scolding.  Typical.

Is it any wonder nobody takes these hacks seriously?

Posted by: Fritz at August 01, 2011 01:49 PM (p2IBw)

294 @292 The cool republican kids pissed in the water and got out.

Posted by: Anonymoose at August 01, 2011 01:49 PM (ZgvjV)

295 I wonder if the MFM will hang on every ice cream cone, buttered lobster dinner, shrimp order, and golf game of Teh Won while he and the family are on vacation on Martha's Vineyard? 

I really, really hope they do.  Those visuals will piss a lot of people off. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 01:49 PM (UOM48)

296 Kinsley gaffe. Wiki link in my name.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 01, 2011 01:49 PM (XdlcF)

297 Mika thought that was precious.

Mika makes Tawana Brawley seem like a wholesome lady.

Posted by: sifty, Tearrorist at August 01, 2011 01:50 PM (ECjvn)

298 300 The smarter of the three NYC crazies seems to be using the handle today. Still dumb as a post, but less robotic.

Posted by: sifty, Tearrorist at August 01, 2011 05:48 PM (ECjvn)

I also think it's more than one.  Some are allowed to respond, others just post OT stuff.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 01, 2011 01:50 PM (T0NGe)

299 Cabalist.

Heh those libs are really, really imaginative.

They should call it:

Conspiracy to commit fraud in the interest of the overthrow of the rightful government of the United States of America.

You know. TREASON.

Posted by: Mealy mouthed weasel and orange RINO campaign operative at August 01, 2011 01:50 PM (xg4Ev)

300 thank you mama AJ! 

Posted by: Truman North at August 01, 2011 01:50 PM (K2wpv)

301

Headline on Yahoo:

Web Buzzing Over Bieber Split Rumors

Posted by: Warden at August 01, 2011 01:51 PM (FINDG)

302 You know that Secret Service agent who's behind on his rent on my cottage and ran up my phone bill?

Yeh, he's acting like a terrorist

Posted by: Joe "Mr Potter" Biden at August 01, 2011 01:51 PM (Y+DPZ)

303

I also think it's more than one.  Some are allowed to respond, others just post OT stuff.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 01, 2011 05:50 PM (T0NGe)

And one uses paragraphs and capitalization.

Posted by: Tami at August 01, 2011 01:51 PM (X6akg)

304 If we're terrorists, does that mean we get to erect a Tea Party campaign headquarters on ground zero?

Posted by: Warden at August 01, 2011 01:52 PM (FINDG)

305 310

Headline on Yahoo:

Web Buzzing Over Bieber Split Rumors


I first read that as "Beaver" Split Rumors. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 01:52 PM (UOM48)

306 I meant to rick roll you but accidently posted a link to the right thing.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 01, 2011 01:52 PM (XdlcF)

307 And one posts pr0n and Trig-truther garbage.

Posted by: sifty, Tearorist at August 01, 2011 01:52 PM (ECjvn)

308

And one uses paragraphs and capitalization.

Posted by: Tami at August 01, 2011 05:51 PM (X6akg)

And attacks people's dead parents.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 01:53 PM (UOM48)

309 I first read that as "Beaver" Split Rumors.

It's no rumor! I seen one one time.

Posted by: sifty, Tearorist at August 01, 2011 01:53 PM (ECjvn)

310 288 If that drooling fuckhead is gonna call us terrorists, why shouldn't a Tea Party member speculate on the air of why the MFM is so uncurious about Ashley's blow problem?
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 01, 2011 05:46 PM

Hey, unless you want to help us go through Bristol Palin's emails, shut the fuck up. We're kind of busy here!

Posted by: The New York Times at August 01, 2011 01:53 PM (Y+DPZ)

311 The republicans have brought us to the brink.

Posted by: Rep Sander Levin (D-Insane) at August 01, 2011 01:53 PM (0f7gD)

312 Racist hobbit Nazi terrorists?

Werewolf Racist Hobbit Nazi Terrorists


Of the SS.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 01, 2011 01:54 PM (0q2P7)

313 269

How does everyone think a "TEA Party Terrorist" campaign button will go over with TSA?

Posted by: Ringo at August 01, 2011 05:42 PM (OkWjw)

LOL... I'd try that but I'm flying to Pennsylvania for an Elizabethan Fencing Tourney.... the swords in my luggage might just be a bit much.... /smile

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2011 01:54 PM (NtXW4)

314 wonder if Mika sent her children to the school that sung ballads To President Harrangue?
imagine that  mummy and daddy helping their children to love their leader and obey just as  we always have with our Presdents! saddam and kim jong kill

Posted by: willow at August 01, 2011 01:54 PM (h+qn8)

315
Werewolf Racist Hobbit Nazi Terrorists


Of the SS.

From Planet 10 Past the 8th Dimension.

Posted by: sifty, Tearorist at August 01, 2011 01:55 PM (ECjvn)

316 I meant to rick roll you but accidently posted a link to the right thing.

Rick Rolling is worse than terrorism.

Posted by: Hall & Oates at August 01, 2011 01:55 PM (SwkdU)

317 If we're Terrorists does that mean we can claim some territory as our own state and get some of that sweet foreign aid?

Posted by: Mealy mouthed weasel and orange RINO campaign operative at August 01, 2011 01:55 PM (xg4Ev)

318 Last week, Mika literally walked off the set at the mention of the Tea Party. 

How professional.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 01:56 PM (UOM48)

319  Joe has cranked up his inner jackass to 11

Posted by: Mealy mouthed weasel and orange RINO campaign operative at August 01, 2011 01:56 PM (xg4Ev)

320 Tea Partiers are Lectroids - Joe Biden

Posted by: sifty, Tearorist at August 01, 2011 01:56 PM (ECjvn)

321

Case closed.  That's exactly how King George and his traitors in the soon to be USA, perceived the Patriots.

Questions?  Any resemblance to da Dims?  Today?

Posted by: sayin at August 01, 2011 01:56 PM (ucq49)

323

25
And this is what we get after compromising with the Democrats.

This x 1Trillion.  After 30 years, John McVain still hasn't caught on to how the Dems operate.

Posted by: The Schwalbe : © at August 01, 2011 01:57 PM (UU0OF)

324 326 If we're Terrorists does that mean we can claim some territory as our own state and get some of that sweet foreign aid?

Posted by: Mealy mouthed weasel and orange RINO campaign operative at August 01, 2011 05:55 PM (xg4Ev)

Hmmm... TEAistinians? TEAistanis?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2011 01:57 PM (NtXW4)

325 Last week, Mika literally walked off the set at the mention of the Tea Party.

Let's hope she literally walks off the end of a pier.

Posted by: sifty, Tearorist at August 01, 2011 01:57 PM (ECjvn)

326

Rick Rolling is worse than terrorism.

Rick rolling Werewolf Racist Hobbit Nazi Terrorists Of the SS.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 01, 2011 01:58 PM (XdlcF)

327 Whoa! OBlowme is in Deep Doo Doo with the CBC!! His commie policies are even too far left for Conyers!!!http://tinyurl.com/3pegmwl

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 01, 2011 01:58 PM (A23u6)

328 330

Case closed. That's exactly how King George and his traitors in the soon to be USA, perceived the Patriots.

Questions? Any resemblance to da Dims? Today?

Posted by: sayin at August 01, 2011 05:56 PM (ucq49)

Nay, King George wore a Wig, not a combover...

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 01, 2011 01:58 PM (NtXW4)

329 John McVain still hasn't caught on to how to wipe his ass without Democrat instructions.

FIFY

Posted by: sifty, Tearorist at August 01, 2011 01:58 PM (ECjvn)

330 Well, we all just laughed at their "strongly worded message".

Posted by: The Terrorists at August 01, 2011 01:59 PM (BWccY)

331 That reads extremist but I get what you're saying. It's true. There's always the prepping of the battlefield, and political rhetoric, even as if not especially as toxic propaganda, has its place.

People in comfort say, "Never here." History proves otherwise.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 01, 2011 05:40 PM (r4t7/)

 

They've been prepping the battlefield ever since San Fran Nan walked through the Tea Pary crowd with her big gavel on the way to vote in Ocare.  That was, IMHO, a declaration of war on the American people.

The dems know their time is limited and they need chaos.  They've been successful in implementing it into the political system, now they need it among the the populace.  It can't happen here?  I don't know.  The leftists have done a pretty good job of cowing the American populace. 

Posted by: Soona - Proud terrorist at August 01, 2011 01:59 PM (l5xDa)

332 If we're Terrorists does that mean we can claim some territory as our own state and get some of that sweet foreign aid?

As a 3rd generation native of California. I demand it be returned to the Reagan Conservative population in the majority long before the pinko Stalinists came here in the 60's and supplanted us from our ancestral homeland.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at August 01, 2011 01:59 PM (0q2P7)

333 Guns to the head Rick rolling Werewolf Racist Hobbit Nazi Terrorists of the SS.

Posted by: Mealy mouthed weasel and orange RINO campaign operative at August 01, 2011 01:59 PM (xg4Ev)

334 I got something for Joe Biden.

http://nyan.cat/

Posted by: sifty, Tearorist at August 01, 2011 02:00 PM (ECjvn)

335 Awww. Bret Baier. It's safe to turn back to FNC now.

Posted by: As IF... at August 01, 2011 02:01 PM (piMMO)

336 Let me make it clear. If we don't crush our nation with taxes and spending, the terrorists will have won.

Posted by: Simple Joe at August 01, 2011 02:01 PM (ZgvjV)

337 I think I've just come up with a great costume for this year's Halloween party. 

Just wear whatever, with a Tea Party Terrorist banner across a shoulder.  The libs at the party will go nuts.

Winning!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 02:01 PM (UOM48)

338

Biden is calling ordinary AMERICAN CITIZENS [who disagree with his tax and spend idiocy] terrorists. Terrorists.

This about that.

 

I'd call that hate speech.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 01, 2011 02:01 PM (0fzsA)

339 I told the kids we'd get take out, but I don't even want to get in the car. We've gone to "excessive heat warnings" here...IOW, "stay inside...unless you're a tearrorist".

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 01, 2011 02:02 PM (XdlcF)

340 Wasn't Sheriff Joe supposed to make sure that none of that Porkulus money was wasted? How about he stop insulting a sizable part of the voting public, and take a good hard look at the idiotic spending projects that Porkulus was wasted on. And then see if he can figure out why that trillion dollar bill did so little to solve the unemployment problem.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 01, 2011 02:02 PM (g8JDc)

341 Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2011 05:44 PM (DEcmU)

Yeah, I'm fapping now.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 01, 2011 02:02 PM (0vDuM)

342 I told the kids we'd get take out, but I don't even want to get in the car. We've gone to "excessive heat warnings" here...IOW, "stay inside...unless you're a tearrorist".

PIZZA!!!!

Posted by: As IF... at August 01, 2011 02:03 PM (piMMO)

343 Scranton farmers are the nicest, most generous people in the world.

They shared the biggest vegetable they ever grew with the entire world.

Posted by: sifty, Tearorist at August 01, 2011 02:03 PM (ECjvn)

344 Biden denies. Check out the last sentence, what does that even mean?

“I did not use the terrorism word,” Biden told CBS Evening News anchor and managing editor Scott Pelley…

“What happened was there were some people who said they felt like they were being held hostage by terrorists,” he said. “I never said that they were terrorists or weren’t terrorists, I just let them vent.”

Added Biden: “I said even if that were the case, what’s been happening when you now have taken and paid the debt and move that down so we can now discuss, the nuclear weapon’s been taken out of anyone’s hands.”



Posted by: Congress at August 01, 2011 02:03 PM (GZitp)

345 After 30 years, John McVain still hasn't caught on to how the Dems operate.

Or he doesn't care as long as he gets to go on TV.  Hard to tell.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 01, 2011 02:03 PM (0vDuM)

346 Joe demands money for his new train.
Daddy said we have to pay the mortgage you might have to wait a while..
Terrorist Dad!,
wait until i tell my friends.

Posted by: willow at August 01, 2011 02:04 PM (h+qn8)

347 Off sock

Posted by: lowandslow at August 01, 2011 02:04 PM (GZitp)

348 Just wear whatever, with a Tea Party Terrorist banner across a shoulder.  The libs at the party will go nuts.

Wear a party hat and carry one of those noisemakers. Hang tea bags from your clothing.

Posted by: As IF... at August 01, 2011 02:04 PM (piMMO)

349

Wasn't Sheriff Joe supposed to make sure that none of that Porkulus money was wasted?

And how am I supposed to do that if you hobbit terrorists try to stop me from spending it?

Posted by: Sheruff Joe at August 01, 2011 02:04 PM (XdlcF)

350 Not only has the Obama administration taken the country it into the ditch, the Obama administration has taken the democrat party and driven it into the ditch. 

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 01, 2011 02:05 PM (0fzsA)

351 I consider myself a Jewish Tea Party Terrorist Hobbit or JTPTH for short.

Posted by: mpfs at August 01, 2011 02:05 PM (316cS)

352 347

Biden is calling ordinary AMERICAN CITIZENS [who disagree with his tax and spend idiocy] terrorists. Terrorists.

This about that.

I'd call that hate speech.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 01, 2011 06:01 PM (0fzsA)

As I believe that when the Government fears the People, you have Liberty? I'd call it a step in the correct direction...

Wear it proudly, as a badge of Honor!

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at August 01, 2011 02:05 PM (NtXW4)

353

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 05:52 PM (UOM4

So Selena Gomez really was just Justin's beard?  Hmmm...

Seriously, I'll bet the rumor is false.  I'd look into it, but I have better things to do, like organize my sock drawer or my Shannon Tweed pron.

Speaking of jilted lovers:

China says Xinjiang attack linked to Pakistan

You know, when you lay down with (Islamist) dogs...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2011 02:05 PM (c0A3e)

354 Wear a party hat and carry one of those noisemakers. Hang tea bags from your clothing.

dangit. I forgot. In the other hand, carry an alarm clock.

Posted by: As IF... at August 01, 2011 02:05 PM (piMMO)

355 I hope Batchelor comes on soon.  I'm running out of conservative sounding talking points for the day.  If I don't get something else to say I might screw up and call them all selfish bitches or demand all the old geezers write me a check again.

Posted by: curious' inner monologue at August 01, 2011 02:06 PM (oVQFe)

356 Yeah, I'm fapping now.

Ghosts are watching you at this very moment, save for the Ghost of Sparta.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2011 02:07 PM (c0A3e)

357 So far we have about 17 public acclamations of terrorist, er, tearrorists by these asswipes.

In addition Dick 'the dick' Durbin and JJ, Jr have started their own meme. Republicans are--->

Extortionists!!


I particularly like that JJ has the gall to accuse anyone of being an extortionist.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 01, 2011 02:07 PM (pLTLS)

358 The New Tone?

More like Tone Deaf.

Posted by: Mealy mouthed weasel and orange RINO campaign operative at August 01, 2011 02:07 PM (xg4Ev)

359 JTPTH ---> Rolls right off the tongue, mpfs!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 01, 2011 02:07 PM (pLTLS)

360

PIZZA!!!!

That would be too expensive because I'd over-tip to make up for the poor dear having to go out in this heat!

Good thing one of the cars is in the garage. The van can just stay in the driveway tonight...

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 01, 2011 02:08 PM (XdlcF)

361 I bet if I got some hair plugs in my hemorrhoids and walked around with my ass crack exposed, people would call me Joe Biden.
 
Then I'd have to punch them.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 01, 2011 02:08 PM (ENKCw)

362 Yeah, I'm fapping now.

Didn't realize you were equipped to do so.

Posted by: fluffy, RRGTTHENHTOTSS at August 01, 2011 02:08 PM (SwkdU)

363 After 30 years, John McVain still hasn't caught on to how the Dems operate.

He knows.  But it's like dealing with a smoking hot chick who thinks that she has important opinions. You know, his wife.

You let her blather on about organic farming or yoga or acai berries and when she's done you bang her like a screen door.

McCain and the Democrats form a symbiotic dependency relationship, as with any marriage.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 01, 2011 02:08 PM (T0NGe)

364 WASPerrorist
RickPerryorist
Constituterrorists
Independerorrists

Posted by: sifty, Tearorist at August 01, 2011 02:09 PM (ECjvn)

365 Ah, Stuart Varney.  Doom, doom and more doom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 02:10 PM (UOM48)

366 Everybody do what we say and we won't forcibly take and spend your money on cowboy poets...wait what? How does this extortion thing work again.

Posted by: Tea Party at August 01, 2011 02:10 PM (ZgvjV)

367

ELHToD.

Ewok-Led hobbit terrorists of Doooom.

 

I want to buy a porsche but my terrorist spouse wont let me.

Saw a bumper sticker on a truck today that said "Driver carries no cash...he's married".

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 01, 2011 02:11 PM (XdlcF)

368 Posted by: sifty, Tearorist

*ahem*

Forgetting someone?

Posted by: Fappist at August 01, 2011 02:11 PM (pLTLS)

369 lacey. well I guess we should call the Dems the Mob. they actually do extort funds with protection rackets  protecting (GE) etc..or threats  to military men , old folks  to not recieve funds .
coercion to get others to comply.

Posted by: willow at August 01, 2011 02:11 PM (h+qn8)

370 366 Yeah, I'm fapping now. Ghosts are watching you at this very moment, save for the Ghost of Sparta. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2011 06:07 PM (c0A3e) Pneumatic female ghosts, with quivering, perky boobs and well rounded butts, riding proudly upon silky smooth pudenda? Or is it pudendi?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 01, 2011 02:11 PM (kUaEF)

371

PIZZA!!!!

That would be too expensive because I'd over-tip to make up for the poor dear having to go out in this heat!

I would never have guessed it but Walmart makes very, very good pizzas and they are inexpensive ($9 for a large). Buy a few and shove them in the freezer for nights such as this.

Posted by: As IF... at August 01, 2011 02:11 PM (piMMO)

372 danged italics.

Posted by: As IF... at August 01, 2011 02:12 PM (piMMO)

373

Brown Shirt Training http://tinyurl.com/3oku2ca

Posted by: Ringo at August 01, 2011 02:12 PM (OkWjw)

374 Wow. I need new ghosts.

Posted by: sifty, Tearorist Faptain America at August 01, 2011 02:13 PM (ECjvn)

375

The new Dem line will be:

the debt limit fight stalled the economy and caused our downgrade, if it happens.

the Tea Party killed jobs!

the Tea Party killed jobs!

 

 

Posted by: mark c at August 01, 2011 02:13 PM (SBIko)

376 That's it - I'm growing a beard.

Posted by: Dang at August 01, 2011 02:13 PM (TXKVh)

377 Now they're on the "Americans are destroying the American dream" crap. Pelosi is now spouting about public service, a better future, and the history of our country (revisionist view, of course). She's disappointed with the bill.

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 02:14 PM (o2lIv)

378 WTF, my shirt is purple not brown.

Posted by: SEIU-eeeeeee! at August 01, 2011 02:15 PM (ZgvjV)

379 80sBaby, were you watching when the lib protesters were arrested? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 02:15 PM (UOM48)

380 @377: Yeah, Stuart has not been invited to wakes in ages. The widow ran from his last one in tears. Really, Monty should ask him to Co-DOOM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 01, 2011 02:15 PM (kUaEF)

381 389 Sorry, Republicans and Tea Partiers, though "Americans" is also correct.

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 02:15 PM (o2lIv)

382 Austerity Akbar!

Posted by: Tea Party Hobbit at August 01, 2011 02:16 PM (r4t7/)

383 Amish

a "smoking hot chick" With $$$$$$$.

The dumpy daughter is a downer but she's never home.

Posted by: Mealy mouthed weasel and orange RINO campaign operative at August 01, 2011 02:17 PM (xg4Ev)

384 392 80sBaby, were you watching when the lib protesters were arrested?

No, but I saw a clip. Also heard some of them were shoving the Capitol Police. They were carrying-on about the lack of tax increases in the bill.

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 02:17 PM (o2lIv)

385
Well, what's Biden gonna call Nancy Pelosi? Because she just announced she's going to vote for the deal.

Posted by: arhooley at August 01, 2011 02:17 PM (oTa7p)

386 Let's Keep It Simple Stupids

Tea Party Terrorist Hobbits.

TPTH

Posted by: Mealy mouthed weasel and orange RINO campaign operative at August 01, 2011 02:18 PM (xg4Ev)

387 388 That's it - I'm growing a beard.

I should too...that'll show everyone I'm not ghey. 

Posted by: Justin Bieber, tough guy at August 01, 2011 02:18 PM (c0A3e)

388

 Walmart makes very, very good pizzas

Yeh, those are good and we have a bake at home place very very close by.

I'd planned on eating out/getting take out all week as a birthday treat for Woman Tired of Cooking, but the heat is making it an even better idea.

Posted by: Mama AJ, WToC at August 01, 2011 02:18 PM (XdlcF)

389 Slow Joe calls us Tea Partiers terrorists now?  That's rich coming from a full fledged member of the National Socialist Democrat American Party.

Posted by: Doofus at August 01, 2011 02:19 PM (vD09P)

390 "Well, what's Biden gonna call Nancy Pelosi?" Nasty scunt like the rest of us. Joe's slow but not that slow.

Posted by: SEIU-eeeeeee! at August 01, 2011 02:19 PM (ZgvjV)

391 Let's play a fun fill-in-the-blank game...

If Dick Cheney had called his political opponents 'terrorists', the left would have ______________

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 01, 2011 02:19 PM (pLTLS)

392 399
Well, what's Biden gonna call Nancy Pelosi?

Mistress? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2011 02:19 PM (c0A3e)

393 Pelosi is now spouting about public service,

Gulfstream G550s for all!

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 01, 2011 02:20 PM (P57Q4)

394 405 Let's play a fun fill-in-the-blank game...

If Dick Cheney had called his political opponents 'terrorists', the left would have pounded their angry little fists and cried like bitches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 02:20 PM (UOM48)

395 If Dick Cheney had called his political opponents 'terrorists', the left would have shit a platinum squirrel.

Posted by: sifty, Tearorist Faptain America at August 01, 2011 02:21 PM (ECjvn)

396 Nancy is all for getting serviced in public.

Posted by: Simple Joe at August 01, 2011 02:21 PM (ZgvjV)

397 No, but I saw a clip. Also heard some of them were shoving the Capitol Police. They were carrying-on about the lack of tax increases in the bill.

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 06:17 PM (o2lIv)

 

I think it was staged to make repubs think they were signing on to a good deal.  I don't trust these types of "timely" demonstrations.

I pray this bill gets voted down.

Posted by: Soona - Proud terrorist at August 01, 2011 02:22 PM (l5xDa)

398 410 Nancy is all for getting serviced in public.

Posted by: Simple Joe at August 01, 2011 06:21 PM (ZgvjV)


Thanks so very much for that visual.  Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 02:22 PM (UOM48)

399 410, thanks, but I wasn't looking for an emetic quite this early in the evening

Posted by: Doofus at August 01, 2011 02:22 PM (vD09P)

400 I am seriously beginning to think my senators and congressman have had their phones off the hook all day.  No one's line is busy the entire day, no ones.

Posted by: curious at August 01, 2011 02:23 PM (k1rwm)

401

From the best of the web link:

 Rep. Emanuel Cleaver, the Kansas City, Mo., Democrat, "said early reports of the new deal appeared to be 'a sugar-coated Satan sandwich.' 

Poetry.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 01, 2011 02:23 PM (XdlcF)

402

Man I wish someone would put a gun to my head and make me give away lots of other people's money to all of my friends.

 

I would call that "The Best Day Ever"... but I guess in congress that's just "Monday".

Posted by: Terry at August 01, 2011 02:23 PM (+7Usq)

403 411 I think it was staged to make repubs think they were signing on to a good deal.  I don't trust these types of "timely" demonstrations...

It's more likely the Dems voting no-- particularly the ones from the Progressive Caucus-- wanted them in the gallery.

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 02:24 PM (o2lIv)

404 347

Biden is calling ordinary AMERICAN CITIZENS [who disagree with his tax and spend idiocy] terrorists. Terrorists.

This about that.

I'd call that hate speech.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 01, 2011 06:01 PM (0fzsA)

Did you say.... SATAN???

Posted by: The Church Lady at August 01, 2011 02:24 PM (NtXW4)

405

80sBaby, were you watching when the lib protesters were arrested? 

According to reports by CNN and the Hill, the protest included members of the groups Vocal New York and National People's Action.

Hhmmm!?!?  Is it possible????  Check the litterbox, stat!

 

 

 

And where was the Judean Peoples Front and that splinter group the Popular Front?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2011 02:25 PM (4q5tP)

406 Joe Biden makes Ja Jar Binks look like a pretty good VP choice.

Posted by: sifty, Tearorist Faptain America at August 01, 2011 02:25 PM (ECjvn)

407 My new Tea Party Terrorist name is: Abu Baba ferBiden.

Posted by: Larry Dickman at August 01, 2011 02:25 PM (O0Wa5)

408 415

From the best of the web link:

Rep. Emanuel Cleaver, the Kansas City, Mo., Democrat, "said early reports of the new deal appeared to be 'a sugar-coated Satan sandwich.'

Poetry.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 01, 2011 06:23 PM (XdlcF)

Did you say... Satan????

(sorry folks... serious cut and paste error)..

Posted by: The Church Lady at August 01, 2011 02:25 PM (NtXW4)

409 Hensarling just spoke, now Ryan. After that, there will probably be a motion to recommit, then the final vote.

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 02:26 PM (o2lIv)

410 So when liberals make a scene in the Capitol because they (think they) didn't get their way, it demonstrates what sensible, concerned citizens they are. But when the Tea Party doesn't buy the line of shit that a spending increase is a spending cut, we're terrorists. Ok, got it. Fuck the MFM and let it all burn, I'm sick of this.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 01, 2011 02:26 PM (KI/Ch)

411 Popular Front

Splitters!

Posted by: sifty, Tearorist Faptain America at August 01, 2011 02:26 PM (ECjvn)

412 I'd planned on eating out/getting take out all week as a birthday treat for Woman Tired of Cooking, but the heat is making it an even better idea.


Happy Birthday, Mama AJ! Let someone else cook for you for a change!

Posted by: As IF... at August 01, 2011 02:26 PM (piMMO)

413 Paul Ryan calls the bill a bipartisan solution.  DC has already done it's head job on him.  Too bad.

Posted by: Soona - Proud terrorist at August 01, 2011 02:26 PM (l5xDa)

414 You know what gets me? 

They'd shit their pants and die that way if ever confronted by a real terrorist.

Assholes!

Posted by: elspeth at August 01, 2011 02:27 PM (clwS9)

415 419 Ryan is also talking about us coming up to "default".  WTF?

Ryan was of the opinion that Obama might not prioritize spending and we would eventually default, though he's said we're eventually going to default either way.

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 02:27 PM (o2lIv)

416 Paul Ryan calls the bill a bipartisan solution.  DC has already done it's head job on him.  Too bad.

Come in here , Dear Boy, have a cigar you're gonna go far.

Posted by: sifty, Tearorist Faptain America at August 01, 2011 02:28 PM (ECjvn)

417 those that burn effigies of Bush and Cheney,  tear apart building , cars , Hit police, etc..free speech lovers and patriotic dissenters.
those that peacefully ask the gvt to let the people address Tax issues . TERRORists!

Posted by: willow at August 01, 2011 02:28 PM (h+qn8)

418 Heh.  sifty, Faptain America. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 02:29 PM (UOM48)

419 Man, FNC had the most depressing Medicare report. I'm flashing forward to my medical future: sprawled out on a gurney, in a filthy hospital hospital corridor full of 200 other gurneys, full of pregnany illegal alien Latinas gibbering away en Espanol. Eventually, a 50ish fat dumpy woman with a strong Soviet accent and a scarf around her hair comes out holding a huge pot, and pours some borscht in my bed pan. In Soviet America, the borscht belt YOU, my friends! See what we have to look forward to?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 01, 2011 02:29 PM (kUaEF)

420 Hey, where's the Rodent Liberation Front been lately and should we accept them in our TPTH group?

Posted by: mpfs at August 01, 2011 02:29 PM (316cS)

421 420  So that we can continue to foot the bill for the freeloading lifestyle they've become accustomed to.

It will be interesting to see how many Dem protest votes are cast.

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 02:29 PM (o2lIv)

422 "It was like negotiating with people associated with man-caused disasters!"

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at August 01, 2011 02:30 PM (qwK3S)

423 “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.”

That is a good thing.  I think after all of the debt limit, spending cuts and tax increase talks, whining about not having the ability to spend waste more money should spell disaster at your next election....should.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 01, 2011 02:30 PM (pdRb1)

424 Rep. Emanuel Cleaver, the Kansas City, Mo., Democrat, "said early reports of the new deal appeared to be 'a sugar-coated Satan sandwich.' ----------------------------------------- Not to be outdone in the "messaging" dept., Pelosi said the debt deal came with a side of "Satan fries". What is it with these freaks?

Posted by: Larry Dickman at August 01, 2011 02:31 PM (O0Wa5)

425

(sorry folks... serious cut and paste error)..

And I'm all like...that's funny, I actually just posted something on the same topic...

Happy Birthday, Mama AJ!

Aww, thanks. The upgrade--to version 42.0--isn't til Sunday, but I'm starting the celebration NOW.

If you have to buy your own presents and cake, I'm pretty sure the rules say you can celebrate all month...

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 01, 2011 02:31 PM (XdlcF)

Posted by: Faptain America, Tearrorist at August 01, 2011 02:31 PM (ECjvn)

427 Oh, and don't forget..."free" birth control for everyone!

Yes, Nancy.  We had to pass your shit sandwich to see what was in it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 02:31 PM (UOM48)

428

 

liberals don't know when its time to just shut up and they take things too far, it ends with it blowing up in their ingnorant faces when average americans realize its them the liberals are screaming about.it happened with the AGW debate,the racist tag and the immigration issue

Posted by: kj at August 01, 2011 02:32 PM (Hucrc)

429

“First they ignore you, then they mock you, then they fight you, then you win.”

-Mahatma Gandhi


How many of you were aware that Gandhi was an Islamic Lawyer? Kind of puts his advice to the Jews to surrender to the Nazi's in a different light doesn't it?


Posted by: An Observation at August 01, 2011 02:32 PM (ylhEn)

430 Mossad Tea Bags, they will blow your mind.

Posted by: mpfs at August 01, 2011 02:32 PM (316cS)

431 The Satan Sandwich will be my new BBQ Recipe by end of week. It will contain bacon and freedom.

Posted by: Faptain America, Tearrorist at August 01, 2011 02:33 PM (ECjvn)

432

Not to be outdone in the "messaging" dept., Pelosi said the debt deal came with a side of "Satan fries". What is it with these freaks?

It's been on my mind since I asked the plastic surgeon to make my face look like satin and he mis-understood.

Posted by: Nancy P. at August 01, 2011 02:33 PM (XdlcF)

433 “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.”

That is a good thing.  I think after all of the debt limit, spending cuts and tax increase talks, whining about not having the ability to spend waste more money should spell disaster at your next election....should.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 01, 2011 06:30 PM (pdRb1)

Yeah, am not seeing the problem here.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2011 02:34 PM (4q5tP)

434 He should not have had to ask for a quorum call.

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 02:34 PM (o2lIv)

435 Be sure and call me when my Sugary Satan Flavored Kielbasa is done. I'm number 69.

Posted by: Simple Joe at August 01, 2011 02:34 PM (ZgvjV)

436 Screwing Nancy Pelosi is actually illegal in all 57 states.

The EPA ruled that the resulting dust cloud would harm air quality.

Posted by: Faptain America, Tearrorist at August 01, 2011 02:35 PM (ECjvn)

437 satan fries...


hahah you can't make this stuff up!

the party that wants mention of G-d out of every damn'd thing!

Posted by: willow at August 01, 2011 02:35 PM (h+qn8)

438

Sugary Satan Flavored hobbit terrorists

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 01, 2011 02:36 PM (XdlcF)

439 Uh-oh...

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 02:36 PM (o2lIv)

440 Posted by: CoolCzech at August 01, 2011 06:29 PM (kUaEF)

I am blessed that I am set for retirement healthcare benefits with my company with a pension that remains completely funded. The folks hired in the last five years and going forward have no such benefits.

There are times when I am so fed up I want to quit but I always remember how much my present and future healthcare will be worth.

That is, provided the Socialist-in-Chief's plan can be repealed. Otherwise, I too am majorly screwed.

Posted by: As IF... at August 01, 2011 02:36 PM (piMMO)

441

I'm constantly putting a limit on what my teenage daughter can spend when she goes out somewhere,i guess that makes me a terrorist

Posted by: kj at August 01, 2011 02:36 PM (Hucrc)

442 Free birth control, huh? Isn't that called a blowjob, or am I missing something?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 01, 2011 02:37 PM (kUaEF)

443 the party that wants mention of G-d out of every damn'd thing!

I was just wondering where the fuck the "no mention of anything even vaguely construable as related to Christianity in the public square" assholes were...

Probably the same place they are when the White House hosts Ramadan dinners.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 01, 2011 02:37 PM (0vDuM)

444 the party that wants mention of G-d out of every damn'd thing!

I would have preferred if they had just come right out and called it a giant douche or a turd sandwich.

Posted by: As IF... at August 01, 2011 02:37 PM (piMMO)

445 The EPA ruled that the resulting dust cloud would harm air quality.

Not to mention all that Botox released into the air would constitute a true biological-weapon incident. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 01, 2011 02:37 PM (c0A3e)

446
Sweet Satan Sandwich
Fodder from a compromise
Democrat's delight

Posted by: Fritz at August 01, 2011 02:37 PM (p2IBw)

447 I wish this would have been a three part vote.  The first being the discontinuation of baseline budgeting.

Posted by: Soona - Proud terrorist at August 01, 2011 02:39 PM (l5xDa)

448 Yo, coleslaw or tater satans wid dat?

Posted by: Waiter Joe at August 01, 2011 02:40 PM (ZgvjV)

449 I'll have the Bacon Double Beelzeburger, no onion, a double Satansalad, demon dressing on the side, and a diet coke.

Posted by: Faptain America, Tearrorist at August 01, 2011 02:41 PM (ECjvn)

450

the Satan sandwich recipe:

a pound of balonie between 2 slices of someone else's bread.

Posted by: mark c at August 01, 2011 02:43 PM (SBIko)

451 468 I wish this would have been a three part vote.  The first being the discontinuation of baseline budgeting.

I would love to see them do more to change the budgetary process, but I do not think that would pass the House short of a R super-majority.

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 02:43 PM (o2lIv)

452
I want to reply to some of you but I'm having trouble with my browser, Internets Explorer.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 01, 2011 06:29 PM

What's the matter, don't you know our internet number? We're in the directory.

That should keep him busy for a few days.

Posted by: arhooley at August 01, 2011 02:43 PM (oTa7p)

453 as if, yep me too m80s Uh Oh what?

Posted by: willow at August 01, 2011 02:43 PM (h+qn8)

454 @22: "Only a democrat would negotiate with a terrorist."

The IRAN part of Iran-Contra aside, right?  The simple fact is that pretty much every government out there says it will never deal with terrorists, but actually deals with terrorists.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at August 01, 2011 02:44 PM (xy9wk)

455 Obama, Biden, Reid, Cantor, McConnell and Boehner are playing high stakes poker.

Obama: Don't call my bluff, Eric.  *pushes some more chips into the pot*

Cantor: Call *antes up*

Reid: Fold *sits there with his whiny bitch face*

Boehner:  I'm in *antes up*

McConnell:  John, you've only got a pair of *slap* oh, sorry.  I'm not in, if Harry is out *discards a straight, trembles*

Biden: Whoopee! *throws Doritos into the pot, looks around*  What? *slap*  Oh *antes up*

Obama: Alright, read 'em and weep *lays down a pair of 7s*

Cantor: Pair of 8s, 10 of Spades high.

Obama: Shit

Boehner:  Hah, I've got the other pair, Jack of Hearts high. *slaps McConnell again*

Biden: Suckers. Rubes.  I got my own personal war on terror right here *proudly lays down three sixs, a draw two, and a reverse card* Hah.  How do like me now?

Obama: *facepalm*
Reid: *facepalm*
McConnell:  Joe, those are UNO cards.  We are not plating UNO.
Biden: Fuck me

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 01, 2011 02:44 PM (agD4m)

456 I'm constantly putting a limit on what my teenage daughter can spend when she goes out somewhere,i guess that makes me a terrorist

I reluctantly took a psychology class a few years ago and loved it so much I took a few more. The professor was a doctor of psychology and taught me a few things that came in very handy when my daughter was a teen. The most useful amongst them was a person will always choose anger over guilt.

Daughter: I'm going to a party at Sara's house.
Mom: Nope. It's a school night and it's late.
Daughter: Whine Whine Whine
Mom: You know the rules.
Daughter: You're being so unfair!
Mom: I said no.
Daughter: Everyone is going to be there! I will be so uncool!
Mom: Fine! Just go! You know the rules. I am so disappointed in your behavior right now.
Daughter: No! I'm not going now! You're ruining my life! (slams bedroom door)
Mom: (sits back comfortably knowing that daughter is safe in room and will get over it tomorrow.)

Posted by: As IF... at August 01, 2011 02:45 PM (piMMO)

457 474 as if, yep me too m80s Uh Oh what?

The Dems are prepared to use a trick on this floor vote. We shall see.

Posted by: 80sBaby at August 01, 2011 02:46 PM (o2lIv)

458 Satan sandwich?
Satan fries?

Why are these democrats bringing religion into politics?  This isn't a theocracy!!! Separation of church and state!!!!!!111111

/sucks, huh? heh

Posted by: Reid and Pelosis' xanax dealer at August 01, 2011 02:47 PM (eXQfZ)

459 Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 01, 2011 06:44 PM (agD4m)

As apt a description of what has happened as anything I've read but the McConnell part should have been played by Coburn.

Posted by: As IF... at August 01, 2011 02:50 PM (piMMO)

460

Mom: I said no.
Daughter: Everyone is going to be there! I will be so uncool!
Mom: Fine! Just go! You know the rules. I am so disappointed in your behavior right now.
Daughter: No! Don't call my bluff, Eric! You're ruining my life!

I'm sure I've heard that before...

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 01, 2011 02:50 PM (XdlcF)

461 Tater tots are the work of the devil.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2011 02:53 PM (4q5tP)

462 The commercials write themselves with comments like these.  If we don't win in '12, we deserve to lose.  If the brain-trust cannot put together a video showing just what these people think of their opposition, we're fucked.  They could add clips showing how unwilling they are to call actual terrorists... you know.. TERRORISTS.  But the word fly's around without restraint when it comes to us.  Add a 'is your family better off financially now, then it was 4 years ago' line at the end and that's the election right there.

I'll donate whatever I have to fund that (not much thanks O).  They should start now.  We'll see just how serious they are in winning.  Sometimes I wonder if the R's are afraid to fight back.  Almost like they have something on them.  D's fight for keeps.  R's try not to lose

Posted by: Reid and Pelosis' xanax dealer at August 01, 2011 02:56 PM (eXQfZ)

463 Daughter: No! Don't call my bluff, Eric! You're ruining my life!

I'm sure I've heard that before...


LMAO!

Posted by: As IF... at August 01, 2011 03:03 PM (piMMO)

464 Tater tots are the work of the devil.

Shut up, Michelle.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 01, 2011 03:03 PM (0vDuM)

465

at a two-hour, closed-door Democratic Caucus meeting

I'm guessing that the collective IQ in that meeting was probably around 42; I'm only suprised that Joe didn't manage to swallow his own tongue while making that statement

Posted by: the Butcher at August 01, 2011 03:09 PM (8g9qq)

466 I heard that idiot Mika on AM Joe this morning bragging that after Barky won, she was with her brats at a local pool "full of Republicans" and her little darlings kept jumping off the diving board yelling, "Hope!" "Change!"

Mika thought that was precious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2011 05:47 PM (UOM4

As little Dems, she better hope that the Mendendez Brothers bio is not on their current reading list.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at August 01, 2011 03:11 PM (qwK3S)

467

Every single one of Joe's hair plugs can kiss my ass just before the next battle at Thermoplae

You lost tthe dems some mone today Joe, so  keep talking

If Sarah does not run I will still send her PAC money just to piss off your plugs.

Posted by: Spartacus at August 01, 2011 03:27 PM (7U2lm)

468 “We have negotiated with terrorists,” an angry Doyle said, according to sources in the room. “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.”

I think that was the idea, dumb ass..

I'm sure someone has said that before..  Forgive me for the redundancy..

Posted by: Dave C at August 01, 2011 03:47 PM (+VWrC)

469 Fuck Joe Biden.

If there are any honorable Democrats left, y'all better step up, because it's getting close to the point where it's "Fuck Democrats", period.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at August 01, 2011 05:08 PM (UF15p)

470 These benighted assclowns wouldn't know a real terrorist if they were blowing him in a chicken costume before The Main Event...oh.  Waitaminnit, never mind--that's SOP for them....

Posted by: ipw533 at August 01, 2011 05:54 PM (aZuJs)

471 Terrorist, its the new racist.

Posted by: Molon Labe at August 01, 2011 07:30 PM (g5MrG)

472 “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.”

If that is what it means to be a terrorist then I'm proud to call myself one.


Posted by: Lee Reynolds at August 01, 2011 10:23 PM (zkRoG)

473 462 Free birth control, huh?

Isn't that called a blowjob

coolczech, you get free blow jobs?

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