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January 07, 2011

The Passing of the Gavel
— Ace

If only.

Thanks to Dr. Spank.

Posted by: Ace at 04:44 PM | Comments (135)
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1 Gee, can I give her one of those, too?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2011 04:45 PM (tJjm/)

2 Is this the football thread then?

Posted by: toby928™ at January 07, 2011 04:45 PM (S5YRY)

3 That's what I was hoping would happen

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at January 07, 2011 04:46 PM (pQfce)

4 Wish it were true.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2011 04:46 PM (f4TZ2)

5 Whack-A-Douche, a new carnival game.

Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2011 04:48 PM (FcR7P)

6 This is obviously a fun thread, but I wish this "smart military blog" would spend a bit more time highlighting the evisceration of our military AND our geopolitical position in the world under the current administration. Here's a good link at Hotair - be sure to follow the links in that article, too: http://tinyurl.com/2c5g7e7 The present misadministration is setting the USA up for irrevocable decline and, quite possibly, catastrophic defeat, all so that a freaking Chicago thug that spends money like a drunken sailor can continue the fine old Liberal tradition of disarming America. And I hate it, and it sucks, and it is dangerous to our children.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2011 04:49 PM (tJjm/)

7 I was looking forward to Allen West's foot in her chest, but this will do.

Close enough for my pudding.

Posted by: sifty at January 07, 2011 04:50 PM (8dbwr)

8 2 Is this the football thread then? Posted by: toby928Â™ at January 07, 2011 08:45 PM (S5YRY) Yes, that old crow was today's cheerleader. Enjoy.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2011 04:50 PM (tJjm/)

9 All together now

If I had a hammer
I'd smack her in the morning
I'd smack her in the evening

Posted by: pep at January 07, 2011 04:50 PM (P18+/)

10 ot: must read by Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2011 04:51 PM (0fzsA)

11 Evening, 'rons.

Are there any moronettes around? Because I promised on the last thread to report back from my dinner with the Salahi's friend tonight.

It did not disappoint.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2011 04:51 PM (UOM48)

12 Is this the football thread then?

Posted by: toby928Â™ at January 07, 2011 08:45 PM (S5YRY)

Yes, she's the pig skin

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 07, 2011 04:52 PM (c1oyg)

13 heh

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 07, 2011 04:53 PM (Wh0W+)

14 10-0 Aggies.

This was on Leno, I think.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 04:56 PM (BP6Z1)

15 That's obviously a fake. If I hit that bitch, you would have seen a lot more blood.

Posted by: John Boehner at January 07, 2011 04:57 PM (zgZzy)

16 Or maybe that was Leno's guest host. I saw the shorter version with no intro.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 04:57 PM (BP6Z1)

Well, they say that if you have a hammer, all problems look like nails.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 07, 2011 04:58 PM (+j7sr)

2 Is this the football thread then?

I wouldn't mind kicking her through the uprights.

Posted by: Adam Vinatieri at January 07, 2011 04:58 PM (zgZzy)

19 Excellent!

All this needs is the Taiwanese animation touch.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 07, 2011 04:59 PM (c0A3e)

20 Hi there!

Posted by: Sidebar at January 07, 2011 05:01 PM (9RFH1)

21 16 Or maybe that was Leno's guest host. I saw the shorter version with no intro.

Heh, that's Jimmy Kimmel logprof, he's on ABC opposite Leno

Posted by: Sidebar at January 07, 2011 05:02 PM (9RFH1)

As much as many prognosticators and so-called experts are saying President Obama is going to have a tough time getting re-elected, the reality of the situation is that President Obama will get re-elected against almost any potential GOP challenger.

However, one candidate cannot be over-looked. If we learned anything from 2008, we should've learned that organization and social media skills are paramount to a campaign. No one is actually going to "come out of nowhere". To become the most powerful person in the world, you have to build quite an organization. That's why only one person has a chance to beat President Obama in 2012.

Click here to make it all clear

Posted by: Dan at January 07, 2011 05:04 PM (9L1z6)

23 I watched as he shouted
To the giants that died that day
He held up his hammer high and called Odin for a sign

Thor the mighty, Thor the brave
Crush the infidels in your way
By your hammer let none be saved
Live to die on that final day
Gods, monsters and men
We'll die together in the end

Posted by: Berserker at January 07, 2011 05:04 PM (gWHrG)

24 the reality of the situation is that President Obama will get re-elected against almost any potential GOP challenger.

Not seeing it.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 07, 2011 05:06 PM (S5YRY)

25 TD Tigers

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 05:07 PM (BP6Z1)

26 Wow, great catch for LSU

Posted by: booger at January 07, 2011 05:07 PM (9RFH1)

I guess multiple blows to the head with spattering blood and bits of tissue would have been too intense for a family audience.

Posted by: Cicero at January 07, 2011 05:07 PM (QKKT0)

28 Heh, that's how I expect the Speaker to behave from now on and I think he'll do a good job.

Posted by: ErikW at January 07, 2011 05:09 PM (DKmQ4)

29 Thanks to Dr Spank??

Ace doesn't read his blog.

162 Bet this gets some "hits"

http://tinyurl.com/2wuc6b2

What we all wanted him to do!

Posted by: Kemp at January 07, 2011 03:44 PM (JpFM9)

Posted by: Kemp at January 07, 2011 05:10 PM (JpFM9)

Posted by: Dan at January 07, 2011 09:04 PM (9L1z6)

Ruck Fomney. Take it back to Fomney central.

Posted by: Steph at January 07, 2011 05:10 PM (KqBTY)

31 it's whack-a-mole, for sure

Posted by: chuck E cheese at January 07, 2011 05:11 PM (FSdiI)

32 one candidate cannot be over-looked.

Sure he can.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 07, 2011 05:12 PM (S5YRY)

33 30

Posted by: Dan at January 07, 2011 09:04 PM (9L1z6)

Ruck Fomney. Take it back to Fomney central.

Posted by: Steph at January 07, 2011 09:10 PM (KqBTY)

--Heh, I've seen the Dan Spam so much I did not even notice it.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 05:12 PM (BP6Z1)

34 This was on Leno, I think.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 08:56 PM (BP6Z1)

Leno had his own version.

http://tinyurl.com/2adepal

Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2011 05:13 PM (VuLos)

35 I wish someone had yelled: "For Chrissakes, Nancy, just shut up and give him the damn gavel!"

Posted by: SurferDoc at January 07, 2011 05:13 PM (o3bYL)

36 Ah yes, the Mitt-spammer returns to win friends and influence people...... Dan, please feel free to fuck off.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 07, 2011 05:13 PM (9Lm5R)

What's the symbolism of wearing Monica Lewinsky's blue dress?

Maybe she is sending subliminal messages hat she will blow her way back to the top if she has to..

Posted by: swamp_yankee at January 07, 2011 05:13 PM (3DIBw)

38 Where's Pelosi's vanity gavel when you need it ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 07, 2011 05:13 PM (npr0X)

39 I have a much... darker vision of that scene.

Posted by: Tobe Hooper at January 07, 2011 05:14 PM (QKKT0)

40 Cool, first I learn Ironhead Heyward's son plays for Ohio State, now it's Bruce Matthews' son playing for A&M.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 05:14 PM (BP6Z1)

41 Dan has finally convinced me. I'm a Romney man now.

Posted by: Cicero at January 07, 2011 05:15 PM (QKKT0)

42 Okay, TOT...

This afternoon I'm pulling into the drive through of Pollo Tropical and I get an itch. I reach up and scratch my nose and instantly become infuriated. I mean completely enraged.

The simple act of scratching my nose made me think of that sonofabitch in the White House flipping the fucking bird.

I can't even scratch my friggin nose anymore.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 07, 2011 05:16 PM (piMMO)

43 #11 Jane, I would LOVE to hear what you found out!

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 07, 2011 05:16 PM (Fo83G)

44 bwahahahaha, I had to watch it twice.

Posted by: robtr at January 07, 2011 05:16 PM (hVDig)

45 What's the symbolism of wearing Monica Lewinsky's blue dress? Nice catch there, swampy. Except that I doubt that even Bubba would be willing to let the Clenis slide past her nasty dentures.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 07, 2011 05:17 PM (9Lm5R)

46 Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2011 09:13 PM (VuLos)

--I think Leno's was funnier.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 05:17 PM (BP6Z1)

47 --I think Leno's was funnier.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 09:17 PM (BP6Z1)

Yeah, I did too. She yelped in his.

Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2011 05:18 PM (VuLos)

48 52-yard FG attempt juuuuuuust misses. 10-7 A&M

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 05:18 PM (BP6Z1)

Misread the headline as "Passing the Gravel"

Ouch!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2011 05:19 PM (XBM1t)

50 Even the spam is mocking Dan.

Nice.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 07, 2011 05:20 PM (S5YRY)

Misread the headline as "Passing the Gravel"

Ouch!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2011 09:19 PM (XBM1t)

Don't say "Passing of Gravel" either. I'm still alive.

Posted by: Mike Gravel at January 07, 2011 05:20 PM (BP6Z1)

52 Yes! Oh, yes!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 07, 2011 05:21 PM (0aJSF)

53 He keeps saying vote for Romney, but all I hear is blah blah blah don't vote for Romney.

Posted by: sifty at January 07, 2011 05:22 PM (8dbwr)

54 I still think he should have shown up with a full blown thor style war hammer to answer that fucking gavel that pelosi was parading around with.

Posted by: Berserker at January 07, 2011 05:23 PM (gWHrG)

55 The gavel needed some large metal spikes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 07, 2011 05:24 PM (h0RtZ)

56 LSU close to taking the lead.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 05:24 PM (BP6Z1)

57 He should have gone full John Henry. Drove the bat like the golden spike.

Posted by: sifty at January 07, 2011 05:24 PM (8dbwr)

58 Posted by: Coach Handbags at January 07, 2011 09:21 PM

Which team are you with, coach?

Posted by: MrScribbler© at January 07, 2011 05:24 PM (Ulu3i)

59 Curse you, LSU! Now I am probably going to see the whole game!

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 05:25 PM (BP6Z1)

60 He keeps saying vote for Romney, but all I hear is blah blah blah don't vote for Romney. He'd probably do better by not recycling the exact same, word-for-word spam posting. The dumb bastard used this one on a football thread on New Years Day.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 07, 2011 05:25 PM (9Lm5R)

61 Les wastes a challenge. Three sneaks would have got it in anyway.

Watch them get it on the first try now.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 07, 2011 05:25 PM (S5YRY)

62 Ah yes, the Mitt-spammer returns to win friends and influence people...... Dan, please feel free to fuck off. Better still: Re-direct the link. Send it to LolCats or goatse.

Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2011 05:27 PM (4Kl5M)

63 Tigers take the lead for the first time.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 05:27 PM (BP6Z1)

64 What this tells us is that Romney can't win, because he is mired in the internet usage of 8 years ago.

At one time I was a Romney supporter, but i figure if he can't defeat McCain and Huckabee, well, he can't beat Obama.

I have moved on.

If he gets the nomination, I will vote for him, but I won't be enthusiastic about it.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 07, 2011 05:27 PM (Fo83G)

65 Actually, I should use the ol' wood skills and just make Boehner a killer ornate war hammer and send it to him. Let him hang the mofo in his office and take it out for special occasions.

Posted by: Berserker at January 07, 2011 05:28 PM (gWHrG)

Posted by: Dan at January 07, 2011 09:04 PM (9L1z6)

Back off, bitch!

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 07, 2011 05:29 PM (mEyVv)

67 69 Actually, I should use the ol' wood skills and just make Boehner a killer ornate war hammer and send it to him. Let him hang the mofo in his office and take it out for special occasions.

Doomhammer!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 07, 2011 05:30 PM (c0A3e)

68 64 Les wastes a challenge. Three sneaks would have got it in anyway.

Watch them get it on the first try now.

Posted by: toby928Â™ at January 07, 2011 09:25 PM (S5YRY)

--Yup.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 05:31 PM (BP6Z1)

69 I like my new office in the basement. Windows are so distracting. Who knew mold smelled like jasmine and strawberries.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 07, 2011 05:32 PM (0aJSF)

70 Dear God, where's the ONT?

Posted by: ErikW at January 07, 2011 05:32 PM (DKmQ4)

71 Thorgrim's Hammer! http://tinyurl.com/2gxvprq

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 07, 2011 05:33 PM (9Lm5R)

72 Boehner needs Grond.

No other hammer will do.

Posted by: sifty at January 07, 2011 05:34 PM (8dbwr)

73 "If [Mittens] gets the nomination, I will vote for him, but I won't be enthusiastic about it."

I busted my hump working the phones for McCain as well as going door-to-door for him in Pennsylvania. I still hate myself for working harder than he did.

Lesson learned. I won't do any such thing for Flip Flopney.

Posted by: Kensington at January 07, 2011 05:35 PM (mEyVv)

74 TD Aggies on a cool option pass.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 05:37 PM (BP6Z1)

75 A&M back on top 17-14

Posted by: toby928™ at January 07, 2011 05:38 PM (S5YRY)

76 I think this Romney spam has convinced me not to vote this next time.

/too soon?

Posted by: Average dude at January 07, 2011 05:39 PM (8dbwr)

77 This has been a good game so far. I wish I could have a drink, but I'm still recovering from last weekend.

(I'm gettin' too old for this shit.)

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 05:40 PM (BP6Z1)

Click here to make it all clear

Posted by: Dan at January 07, 2011 09:04 PM (9L1z6)

I know that link = goatse + 2dems1cup
NFW

Posted by: tangonine at January 07, 2011 05:41 PM (x3YFz)

79 We are due an extra special cheerleader pic selection

Posted by: melvin at January 07, 2011 05:42 PM (3OCZw)

80 Please pay no attention to my douchiest supporters. I have no control over them.

Vote for me because I will propose bold policy initiatives and strong principals...

...just as soon as Sarah Palin shows me what they are.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 07, 2011 05:42 PM (mEyVv)

81 Bush made me do it.

Posted by: John Boehner at January 07, 2011 05:43 PM (h0RtZ)

82 Guess Jane isn't going to talk about the Sahalis tonight after all.

Heck.

Heading for bed.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 07, 2011 05:43 PM (Fo83G)

83 Two words: Mike Pence

that's.......Mike Pence and his presidential hair, bitches !!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!

Mitt looks eerily like his father, who tried and failed to get the nomination in 1968

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 07, 2011 05:45 PM (UqKQV)

84 Mitt is Eddie Haskel.

Posted by: eman at January 07, 2011 05:47 PM (0aJSF)

85 Why did my last three posting attempts not stick?

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 05:47 PM (BP6Z1)

86 89 Why did my last three posting attempts not stick?

Blame Bush?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 07, 2011 05:48 PM (c0A3e)

87 you have to throw that stuff really hard to make it stick

Posted by: melvin at January 07, 2011 05:49 PM (3OCZw)

88 Posted by: Dan at January 07, 2011 09:04 PM (9L1z6)

You're a funny guy, Dan. ha-ha funny.....

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at January 07, 2011 05:50 PM (UqKQV)

89 Bush stole the Silmarils and hides peoples' posts.

Posted by: sifty at January 07, 2011 05:50 PM (8dbwr)

Romney-Pence 2012

The stepford ticket!!!

Posted by: swamp_yankee at January 07, 2011 05:50 PM (3DIBw)

91 In other news...

Old and busted: dead birds falling from the sky en masse

Teh New Hawtness: meatshowers

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 07, 2011 05:50 PM (omlt3)

92 Arg. Missed the LSU TD. Too busy watching Bluebonnet.

21-17

Posted by: toby928™ at January 07, 2011 05:51 PM (S5YRY)

93 Dan's got his little teen-girl heart set on being anally penetrated by Mitt Romney in the White House.

Posted by: nickless at January 07, 2011 05:51 PM (MMC8r)

94 Ooo, Tannehill picked off.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 05:51 PM (BP6Z1)

95 Bluebonnet Spearman?

Posted by: sifty at January 07, 2011 05:52 PM (8dbwr)

96 Picking a President is a lot like picking a person with whom you would want to be stranded on a desert island. 1) Mitt Romney 2) Mike Huckabee 3) Sarah Palin QED

Posted by: eman at January 07, 2011 05:52 PM (0aJSF)

97 Nancy Pelosi sucks. ONT yet? No problem, just gimme another drink!

Posted by: NC Ref at January 07, 2011 05:52 PM (X4ZOs)

Two words: Mike Pence

that's.......Mike Pence and his presidential hair, bitches !!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!

Mitt looks eerily like his father, who tried and failed to get the nomination in 1968

Good point, I hadn't noticed before but Mike Pence has pretty darn good hair, and I should know.

Posted by: Tom Brady's hair at January 07, 2011 05:52 PM (mab9R)

99 Don't you tell anyone. Swear it. SWEAR IT!

Posted by: Boss Spearman at January 07, 2011 05:53 PM (S5YRY)

100 I wonder what she does with that big-ass hammer when she's alone.

Sorry, just made myself puke in my mouth.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 07, 2011 05:53 PM (X4ZOs)

101 Teh New Hawtness: meatshowers

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 07, 2011 09:50 PM (omlt3)

Your link sent me to a Pixy page warning me of iceweasels. I know all about those fucking iceweasels already. I hate those fuckers.

Posted by: robtr at January 07, 2011 05:54 PM (hVDig)

102 Waste a vote on that Masshole? Sure thing, Dano.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at January 07, 2011 05:54 PM (j84s0)

103 At least Boehner didn't sniff it.

Posted by: eman at January 07, 2011 05:55 PM (0aJSF)

104 Cogburn / Spearman 2012

Fill your hands you sonsabitches!

Posted by: sifty at January 07, 2011 05:56 PM (8dbwr)

105 Picking a President is a lot like picking a person with whom you would want to be stranded on a desert island.

1) Mitt Romney
2) Mike Huckabee
3) Sarah Palin

QED Posted by: eman at January 07, 2011 09:52 PM

Very Dan-ish of you, eman. Got any Coach handbags to sell?

Posted by: MrScribbler© at January 07, 2011 05:56 PM (Ulu3i)

106 #95=epic link fail. Meatshower FTW: http://tinyurl.com/2cbv7t3

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 07, 2011 05:56 PM (omlt3)

107 98 Ooo, Tannehill picked off.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 09:51 PM (BP6Z1)

If his receiver had actually run the route... this is why I don't watch college ball.

Posted by: tangonine at January 07, 2011 05:57 PM (x3YFz)

108 The big gunfight scene will coincide with half time. Excellent.

Posted by: Boss Spearman at January 07, 2011 05:57 PM (S5YRY)

109 Another bad pick by A&M.

Tighten up, fellas.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 05:58 PM (BP6Z1)

110 Another INT

Posted by: Boss Spearman at January 07, 2011 05:58 PM (S5YRY)

111 That gunfight is pretty damn good.

Needed more shotgun. More cowbell and more shotgun.

"Well, that damn Cuban cigar got me all riled up!"

Posted by: sifty at January 07, 2011 05:59 PM (8dbwr)

112 Tannehill, welcome to not being drafted.

Posted by: tangonine at January 07, 2011 05:59 PM (x3YFz)

113 Very Dan-ish of you, eman. Got any Coach handbags to sell? Posted by: MrScribblerÂ© at January 07, 2011 09:56 PM (Ulu3i) Maybe. What's your skin tone? Do you want one for the office, for Summer, Winter? You know, you do have to live with your choice for at least four years.

Posted by: eman at January 07, 2011 05:59 PM (0aJSF)

114 117 Tannehill, welcome to not being drafted.

Posted by: tangonine at January 07, 2011 09:59 PM (x3YFz)

At least his picks did not coast him about $5 million or so.

Posted by: Ryan Mallett at January 07, 2011 06:00 PM (BP6Z1)

115 TD LSU

Posted by: Boss Spearman at January 07, 2011 06:01 PM (S5YRY)

116 TD Bayou Bengals

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 06:02 PM (BP6Z1)

117 119 117 Tannehill, welcome to not being drafted.

Posted by: tangonine at January 07, 2011 09:59 PM (x3YFz)

At least his picks did not coast him about $5 million or so.

Posted by: Ryan Mallett at January 07, 2011 10:00 PM (BP6Z1)

If you count the money lost from not being an NFL quarterback, those picks probably did cost him at least that much.

Posted by: tangonine at January 07, 2011 06:02 PM (x3YFz)

118 Merkin Muffley for Prez

Posted by: melvin at January 07, 2011 06:03 PM (3OCZw)

119 Who knew? Junior Samples was conservative!

Posted by: RushBabe at January 07, 2011 06:04 PM (urYpw)

120 You are all nuts. RonPaul represents anything and everything RonPaul says. Paul! Eleventy111!

Posted by: CAC, who is just waiting for the Paultards to swarm once more. at January 07, 2011 06:04 PM (Gr1V1)

121 Dan's just doing the same thing a bunch of the Huckster's fans are doing. Spamming all the sites they can find. Some of the Huckster guys are waaaay worse than Dan.

Posted by: Steph at January 07, 2011 06:06 PM (KqBTY)

122 You know, you do have to live with your choice for at least four years. Posted by: eman at January 07, 2011 09:59 PM

And that's why I'm not making a pick yet. The more I hear from ardent supporters of individual candidates touting, expanding and too often out-and-out bullshitting about the exploits of their Presidential Main Squeeze, the less interested I am in those candidates.

If I had to vote today, I'd write in Walter Williams.

Posted by: MrScribbler© at January 07, 2011 06:06 PM (Ulu3i)

123

Breaking ....

The interpretation of certain instances clarify the personification in terms of specific situations where other perhaps more, global distributions could be assumed within the approximation of the enormity of previously eschewed instances.

Gwen Ifill, PBS Commentator

Twitter Feed

/ in lieu of questions, send money

Posted by: Gwen Ifill Twitter Feed at January 07, 2011 06:08 PM (LwLqV)

124 A&M, you better come out sharper in the second half.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2011 06:09 PM (BP6Z1)

125 You's de man MrScribbler. You's all about de facts. No hypabowl 'tall bout you.

Posted by: Squeeky at January 07, 2011 06:10 PM (KqBTY)

126 A&M's only made a couple of mistakes, but they have been costly.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 07, 2011 06:11 PM (S5YRY)

127 e-man, what type of purse goes with +R 63 in da house? It's for Greg the lib. I'm thinking something in the line of pink crow?

Posted by: Journolist at January 07, 2011 06:14 PM (LwLqV)

128 100 Picking a President is a lot like picking a person with whom you would want to be stranded on a desert island.

1) Mitt Romney
2) Mike Huckabee
3) Sarah Palin

QED

Posted by: eman at January 07, 2011 09:52 PM (0aJSF)

Palin hands down. I doubt the other two have even basic survival skills,

Posted by: Aunt Cranky at January 07, 2011 06:18 PM (S/q5/)

129 It's Bluebonnet. Just Bluebonnet Spearman.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 07, 2011 06:18 PM (S5YRY)

130 Morning Boys! I brung your breakfast!

Posted by: sifty at January 07, 2011 06:31 PM (8dbwr)

131 I would send money if that really happened.

Posted by: sTevo at January 07, 2011 06:38 PM (VMcEw)

132 I watched 28s to 30s about 100x in a row.

Posted by: gm at January 07, 2011 07:11 PM (ABUrf)

133 Good Morning Morons

47% on the evil quiz. But like most stupid internet surveys it is eat up with liberal bias. For example a "gun" in to itself is evil.

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2011 02:49 AM (M9Ie6)

134 oops

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2011 02:53 AM (M9Ie6)

135 It's right here that yesterday in Bible study we were discussing what evil angels do, and the topic came around to discrimination. I said there are two kinds of research paper discrimination. The first is what we think of usually - when we make judgments based on what doesn't matter, like not voting for somebody because of their race or gender research paper. That's bad discrimination. But there is discrimination that's good and necessary. For instance, "You have no way to pay this loan back; therefore I'm not going to give it to you." When we don't properly discriminate, evil thrives research paper. I explained that the KGB wanted to get rich, powerful people in media, education, and business to believe it would be good to have a society with NO discrimination research paper. That doesn't just mean we don't have the bad discrimination, but also that we don't have the good discrimination. So there's no difference between those who work and those who don't, research paper those who make sound choices and those who don't, etc. Everyone is guaranteed the same outcome regardless of what they do. Nothing we do matters research paper. That's what communism is, and people who live under it often end up alcoholics or an average of 6 abortions in their lifetime. If what we do doesn't matter, we lose the will to live. That's the legacy of communism research paper. I mentioned that Yuri Bezmenov was amazed at how the openly-communist folks from the '60's are in control of media, education, and business. And wherever someone totally controls the flow of ideas research paper, it's ripe for the devil and his surrogates to lie and deceive. As long as the realities of life and the truth are observable to everyone, we're not going to wander too far from reality research paper. But when the truth is hidden, people can't learn from reality. Then I made my fatal error. I mentioned that all of the news companies have the proof that Obama is a member of The New Party - a branch of the Democratic Socialists of America research paper. I was going to say that they won't let anyone know that truth research paper. We can make our choices for whatever reason we think best, but when someone needs to deceive us, evil is at work and we need to watch out. Before I could finish, though, a lady jumped up waving her arms and shouting that we shouldn't talk about this in church. Church is for how we're supposed to become better people research paper. Then she and her husband stormed out. Later, someone commented that the devil can work wherever he wants to, and if we refuse to consider his role in any area of our life, we give him free rein there research paper. Another added, "I think it was clear that the devil was right here in Bible study - and didn't like being recognized." It's right here.

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