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July 30, 2011

The White Thread
— rdbrewer

"White is a color, the perception of which is evoked by light that stimulates all three types of color sensitive cone cells in the human eye in nearly equal amounts and with high brightness compared to the surroundings. A white visual stimulation will be void of hue and grayness.[1]

White light can be generated in many ways. The sun is such a source, electric incandescence is another. Modern light sources are fluorescent lamps and light-emitting diodes. An object whose surface reflects back most of the light it receives and does not alter its color will appear white, unless it has very high specular reflection.

Since white is the extreme end of the visual spectrum (in terms of both hue and shade), and since white objects - such as clouds, snow and flowers - appear often in nature, it has frequent symbolism. Human culture has many references to white, often related to purity and cleanness, whilst the high contrast between white and black is often used to represent opposite extremes." --Wikipedia

Open Thread.

Posted by: rdbrewer at 05:34 AM | Comments (166)
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1 First?

Posted by: donthe flyer at July 30, 2011 05:37 AM (Ibx+6)

2 I'm finally out of the Ban room. It's a disgusting place...people pee in the corner and I don't know what the hell was on the floor near the door.

Posted by: Tami at July 30, 2011 05:38 AM (X6akg)

3 Check out that Kim Kardashian story in the sidebar.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 30, 2011 05:39 AM (i2fkw)

4 The white thread seems extremely extremist, radical even. And obviously extremely radically racist to the extreme.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at July 30, 2011 05:41 AM (sVk8z)

5 We're not even going to vote on this one.

Posted by: the Senate at July 30, 2011 05:43 AM (smvTK)

6 Come on, we all know that this thread is Indian (dot not feather) and is merely trying to pass itself off as white when convenient.

Google it!

Posted by: alexthechick at July 30, 2011 05:44 AM (sf+iw)

7 3 I'm finally out of the Ban room. It's a disgusting place...people pee in the corner and I don't know what the hell was on the floor near the door.

Posted by: Tami at July 30, 2011 09:38 AM (X6akg)

We thought we told you to stay in the cloakroom, Tami . . .

Posted by: the Senate at July 30, 2011 05:44 AM (smvTK)

8 A Warm Gu*OW!!!*

Damn civility police . . .

Posted by: Happiness Is . . . at July 30, 2011 05:46 AM (smvTK)

9 Furthermore, the white thread, being extremely extremist is holding America hostage. We've tried to negotiate with the white thread but all it wants to do it talk, even though it won't talk to us. This clearly means the white thread wants to destroy America and have our seniors eating white cat food. Please tweet the white thread and tell it to stop being to extremely white, radical and racist.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at July 30, 2011 05:46 AM (sVk8z)

10 The white thread is for immediate loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the red thread.

Posted by: Airport Announcer at July 30, 2011 05:47 AM (3I2Ox)

11 Number Nine? Number Nine?

You become naked . . .

Posted by: John and Yoko at July 30, 2011 05:47 AM (smvTK)

We thought we told you to stay in the cloakroom, Tami . . .

Posted by: the Senate at July 30, 2011 09:44 AM (smvTK)

There are inferior hobo pelts in there...

Posted by: Tami at July 30, 2011 05:48 AM (X6akg)

13 14 Don't you put out a White Thread when the members of the Band aren't talking to each other anymore?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2011 09:48 AM (wk1nH)

Damn RINOs . . .

Posted by: Tea Party at July 30, 2011 05:48 AM (smvTK)

14 Damn Tea Party

Posted by: Reasonable, prudent Republicans at July 30, 2011 05:49 AM (smvTK)

15 Damn sock

Posted by: Random AoSHQ moron at July 30, 2011 05:50 AM (smvTK)

16 You youngins are too young to have been around when the white album was released.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2011 05:50 AM (M9Ie6)

17 Posted by: alexthechick at July 30, 2011 09:44 AM (sf+iw) I was golfing with an indian friend Thursday who frequently clarifies when his ancestry is brought up that he's indian, casino not 7-11.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at July 30, 2011 05:51 AM (3I2Ox)

18 Now get off my lawn

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2011 05:51 AM (M9Ie6)

19
4

I know a picture is worth a thousand words, but it's not really a "story", per se, is it?

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 30, 2011 05:51 AM (LHAov)

20 18 You youngins are too young to have been around when the white album was released.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2011 09:50 AM (M9Ie6)

You say it's your birthday? It's my birthday too, man!

Posted by: Random AoSHQ moron at July 30, 2011 05:52 AM (smvTK)

21 A white thread? Well Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 30, 2011 05:52 AM (ZDUD4)

22 Yes.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 30, 2011 05:52 AM (i2fkw)

Nice pic of a ghost milking a white cow in a snowstorm.

True artistic genius.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 30, 2011 05:52 AM (d0Tfm)

Better yet, go mow it.

Posted by: JR at July 30, 2011 05:52 AM (SgDaI)

25 Damn sock, redux

Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2011 05:52 AM (smvTK)

26 White is the new black.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2011 05:54 AM (UlUS4)

27 This thread is lacking in diversity.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at July 30, 2011 05:54 AM (ijjAe)

28 It's like, how much more white could this be? And the answer is none. None more white.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at July 30, 2011 05:55 AM (4q5tP)

29 "You youngins are too young to have been around when the white album was released."

*cough*

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 30, 2011 05:55 AM (cSkZ5)

30 A white visual stimulation will be void of hue and grayness.

As I skimmed through this, I read the last word as "gayness".

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 30, 2011 05:55 AM (LHAov)

I reflexively clicked on the Kim Kardashian link. Is that all she's famous for?

I'm not complaining, not by any means, just askin'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 30, 2011 05:55 AM (d0Tfm)

32 29, Unless you are a chick with a fat ass, then it's not real slimming.

Posted by: Chick with a fat ass at July 30, 2011 05:55 AM (ZDUD4)

33 rdbrewer's (SFW) in this picture I think.

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 05:55 AM (zPb4d)

34 With my new gig, MSNBC is now not as white as this thread.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 30, 2011 05:55 AM (bvXGR)

35 Why don't we do it in the road, Martha my dear?

Posted by: Paul into beastiality at July 30, 2011 05:55 AM (smvTK)

36 What you would sew white pants together with? Rhymes with "orange" for 1000, alex.

Posted by: Ned from Tulsa at July 30, 2011 05:56 AM (STTZD)

37 The text shows up in my iPhone RSS reader but not in Safari for iPhone (and highlighting it doesn't work like in a normal browser). Expected but still funny.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at July 30, 2011 05:57 AM (DZcRU)

38 "Piggies" happens to be our theme song, you know.

Posted by: the Senate at July 30, 2011 05:58 AM (smvTK)

39 With Obama as President, I feel like I'm Back in the USSR

Posted by: Yakoff Smirnoff at July 30, 2011 05:59 AM (ZDUD4)

40 Jokes are like farts; everyone things theirs don't stink.

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:00 AM (zPb4d)

41 We're gunna git you suckas! Haters!

Posted by: Al Sharpton, Mel King, Jesse Jackson, local shakedown coalition of phony ministers 666 at July 30, 2011 06:00 AM (ijjAe)

42 Thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:00 AM (zPb4d)

43 This thread is pretty fly (for a White thread)

Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2011 06:01 AM (smvTK)

Nice pic of a ghost milking a white cow in a snowstorm.

True artistic genius.

---

Hmmm, I thought it was a polar bear drowning on an ice floe.

Posted by: Retread at July 30, 2011 06:01 AM (G+7cD)

45 In the White Room with Black curtains there's a station.

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:02 AM (zPb4d)

46
Does The Thread Cover mean we can only rip Odumdum half the time?

Cuz if so, I'll have to make a judgement call on how to apportion my contempt.

Posted by: ontherocks at July 30, 2011 06:02 AM (HBqDo)

47 This thread needs some balance.

Posted by: Sheila Jackass Lee at July 30, 2011 06:04 AM (bvXGR)

48 White has embraced what's right! Up next, yellow will be mellow.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Lowery at July 30, 2011 06:04 AM (4q5tP)

49 Eddie Murphy - Kill The White People
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4402897013051860643

I live in a shanty in the shantytown. We have no money so we had to sleep on the ground. I played the music. My father he dig a ditch. My mother she do laundry life sure was a bitch. But 'till we killed the white people. Ooh we gun make them hurt. Kill the white people yea. But buy my record first. Ooh yea. Why don't you buy my record? We sing of freedom and ooh equality. But we really don't care we just want money money money. We want to drive in a big black limosine. Get so high off ganja we cant even see. And then we kill the white people. Ooh we gunna make them hurt. Kill the white people. Yea. Ooh but buy my record first ooh. Kill The White People by Eddie Murphy When u go in the record store. We gunna wait outside. We gunna hit them in the head with a bat and make them cry. But 'till we kill the white people. Yea but buy my record first.

Posted by: Umm at July 30, 2011 06:04 AM (CFhHo)

50 because this is the White Thread (& yeah, I get it), we can't criticize Teh Won, our Master. because that would be racist for 1/4 of him

Posted by: kelleyinvirginia at July 30, 2011 06:04 AM (VIqi1)

51 I'm just mad about saffron.

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:06 AM (zPb4d)

52 55, That Eddie, What a kidder.

Posted by: Yakoff Smirnoff at July 30, 2011 06:06 AM (ZDUD4)

53 Jim DeMint caused the White Thread.

Posted by: Alvin Greene at July 30, 2011 06:06 AM (2wKsS)

54 This thread reminds me of the 1980s Boston Celtics or the current anchor lineup at MSNBC.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at July 30, 2011 06:06 AM (ijjAe)

55 This work represents to the causal observer a mere simplicity of form and function. To the more astute artistic connoiseur, it is rich with subleties of nuance, inviting the viewer to gaze upon seamless continuity with a relaxed sense of uniformity the likes of which were heretofore unknown in the art world. It is a true work of artistic genius, befitting our audience and its sensibilities, informing and shaping the viewer into an aura of calm studiousness and deep introspection into the very meaning of life itself.

Posted by: NPR Art Critic at July 30, 2011 06:08 AM (d0Tfm)

I stand, boy I say I stand foursquare in support of the White Thread, and white sheets and white perogatives generally.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn Byrd, The Conscience of the Senate at July 30, 2011 06:08 AM (2wKsS)

.....This austere painting counts among the most radical paintings of its day, yet it is not impersonal; the trace of the artist's hand is visible in the texture of the paint and the subtle variations of white. The imprecise outlines of the asymmetrical square generate a feeling of infinite space rather than definite borders.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 30, 2011 06:09 AM (/kd4o)

58 Not feeling pretty for some reason skippy?

These (some NSFW) will make you feel a lot better about yourself. (unless you're pictured here.)

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:10 AM (zPb4d)

Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see....

SNL Garrett Morris

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2011 06:10 AM (4q5tP)

60 Speaking of whitey-whiteness, have you ever noticed that Corn Mitt's leadership is like corn smut?

Most people see it for what it is, but nobody knows what to make of it; is it an undesirable fungus or is it a delicacy to be consumed like a gourmet truffle?

Posted by: Fritz at July 30, 2011 06:10 AM (/ZZCn)

61 electric incandescence is was another.

FIFY until someone starts selling "Heat Bulbs" in the US.

Posted by: Dave C at July 30, 2011 06:10 AM (idSAM)

Sonofa -

In a minute behind NPR Art Critic......

And I was so close......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 30, 2011 06:11 AM (/kd4o)

rdbrewer's (SFW) in this picture I think.

rdbrewer, no. Waldo, yes.

Posted by: NPR Art Critic at July 30, 2011 06:12 AM (d0Tfm)

64 34 I reflexively clicked on the Kim Kardashian link. Is that all she's famous for? I'm not complaining, not by any means, just askin'. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 30, 2011 09:55 AM (d0Tfm) No, she also got peed on in a sex tape so she's go that going for her.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at July 30, 2011 06:12 AM (sVk8z)

65 Why Senator Byrd, welcome back from the dead sir.

Here to watch Harry do a dance or two and watch Boehner do an Orange Squirm?

You're a little ripe, why don't you go stand over next to Lindsay Graham. He hangs out with geriatrics. (which is pretty much the whole Senate).

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:13 AM (zPb4d)

66 Oh, TiFW, jinx! That's proof of the Moron Mind Meld.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 30, 2011 06:14 AM (d0Tfm)

67 Now this is the kind of thread I can support!

Posted by: Zombie Robert KKK Byrd at July 30, 2011 06:14 AM (sVk8z)

68 Oh I get it, this is a pic of Michael Moore's belly flap's underside. No wonder it smells like old cheese and balls.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at July 30, 2011 06:16 AM (sVk8z)

69 Check out that Kim Kardashian story in the sidebar.

Leave my future ex-wife alone!!

Posted by: Dave C at July 30, 2011 06:16 AM (idSAM)

70 No, she also got peed on in a sex tape so she's go that going for her. Well what celebrity hasn't been peed on in a sex tape? It's sort of the new normal isn't it?

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 30, 2011 06:17 AM (ZDUD4)

71 Is Rain on the White Album?

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 30, 2011 06:17 AM (KbEJl)

72 78, No

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 30, 2011 06:18 AM (ZDUD4)

73 Now Cavuto is hyping the "default crisis." ridiculous.

Posted by: some dope at July 30, 2011 06:18 AM (+kznc)

74 I reflexively clicked on the Kim Kardashian link. Is that all she's famous for?

I'm not complaining, not by any means, just askin'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 30, 2011 09:55 AM (d0Tfm)

No, she also got peed on in a sex tape so she's go that going for her.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at July 30, 2011 10:12 AM (sVk8z)

And dorked in the squeekhole, so I'm told, on tape. That dame is nothing but class, dignity, grace, and elegance.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2011 06:18 AM (4q5tP)

75 So do we have to tap into some server in Amsterdam to view the original thread cover?

Posted by: ontherocks at July 30, 2011 06:18 AM (HBqDo)

76 No, but here.

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:20 AM (zPb4d)

77 Rain was never released on an album. Although it may appear on one or more after-the-fact compilations.

Posted by: some dope at July 30, 2011 06:20 AM (+kznc)

78 I was kinda thinkin' they might-a said something about the black minin' hills of S. Dakota on that piece of vinyl.
I could be all mixed up on that though.
Never was much good at geography.

Posted by: teej at July 30, 2011 06:20 AM (WHmDb)

79 No, she also got peed on in a sex tape so she's go that going for her.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at July 30, 2011 10:12 AM (sVk8z)

And dorked in the squeekhole, so I'm told, on tape. That dame is nothing but class, dignity, grace, and elegance.

Sooo, would those be considered highway miles or city miles?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 30, 2011 06:21 AM (d0Tfm)

80 81, That dame is nothing but class, dignity, grace, and elegance. Yeah, it's not like she got a Bill Cosby sweater or something.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 30, 2011 06:21 AM (ZDUD4)

81 I, too, am just mad about Saffron.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 30, 2011 06:21 AM (a5ljo)

Whitey.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 30, 2011 06:22 AM (/kd4o)

83 OR, if you were looking for the real stuff.

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:23 AM (zPb4d)

The Light Blue Post:

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 30, 2011 06:24 AM (KbEJl)

85 Thanks for the pic. Little Miss.

Posted by: teej at July 30, 2011 06:25 AM (WHmDb)

86 This thread reminds me of the 1980s Boston Celtics or the current anchor lineup at MSNBC.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at July 30, 2011 10:06 AM (ijjAe)

Bitch! SHUT UP!

Posted by: Kevin McHale, Danny Ainge, Larry Bird, and Bill Walton at July 30, 2011 06:26 AM (yQWNf)

87 You realize that you've given up any hope of getting any more government subsidies and grants for this site. At least until you run a rainbow thread or sumpin'.

Posted by: Robert17 at July 30, 2011 06:28 AM (LaaRT)

88 He could be here.

Or HERE.

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:28 AM (zPb4d)

89 I'm waiting for the "other" white thread...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at July 30, 2011 06:28 AM (g3OU+)

90 Hey morons! I was off-line most of yesterday and have no idea wtf happened, except for what I've read in the headlines about bills being tabled and Reid being his usual awful stuff. How boned are we?

Posted by: Y-not at July 30, 2011 06:31 AM (XiC+y)

91 18 You youngins are too young to have been around when the white album was released.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2011 09:50 AM (M9Ie6)

Agreed, when I was young I had to walk 15 miles in the snow to:
http://tinyurl.com/3sz54pz

Posted by: The Robot Devil at July 30, 2011 06:32 AM (g3OU+)

92 The OTHER white meat. (SFW. Unless you work for Greenpeace or PETA.)

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:32 AM (zPb4d)

Wow. I am now looking at the 1985 Celtics roster and there were only like 3 or 4 black guys on the team. In the NBA, you have to TRY to be that white. It would be like the Montreal Canadians having 5 starters who were not black.

Posted by: Kevin McHale, Danny Ainge, Larry Bird, and Bill Walton at July 30, 2011 06:32 AM (yQWNf)

94 they set the smurf movie in NYC....wow, how stupid. whatre the chances that garbage filled cesspool of a city breaks off into the atlantic and floats away? im crossing my fingers...all of em...

predicting hollywood = smokey and the bandit, BJ and the bear, macguyver, cannonball run, wonder woman.

watch for em.

Posted by: str8 outta at July 30, 2011 06:33 AM (2Sg3P)

95 Agreed, when I was young I had to walk 15 miles in the snow to: Oh Man, That's funny. Very nice.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 30, 2011 06:33 AM (ZDUD4)

96 Kim Kardashian: Reality star celebrity or, Oompa Loompa?

As if there's a difference. OLGW videos are the next big thing.

BIG.

Posted by: krakatoa at July 30, 2011 06:34 AM (r0Vmd)

97 Moby Dick

Is it that by its indefiniteness it shadows forth the heartless voids and immensities of the universe, and thus stabs us from behind with the thought of annihilation, when beholding the white depths of the milky way? Or is it, that as in essence whiteness is not so much a color as the visible absence of color; and at the same time the concrete of all colors; is it for these reasons that there is such a dumb blankness, full of meaning, in a wide landscape of snows- a colorless, all-color of atheism from which we shrink? And when we consider that other theory of the natural philosophers, that all other earthly hues Â— every stately or lovely emblazoning Â— the sweet tinges of sunset skies and woods; yea, and the gilded velvets of butterflies, and the butterfly cheeks of young girls; all these are but subtile deceits, not actually inherent in substances, but only laid on from without; so that all deified Nature absolutely paints like the harlot, whose allurements cover nothing but the charnel-house within; and when we proceed further, and consider that the mystical cosmetic which produces every one of her hues, the great principle of light, for ever remains white or colorless in itself, and if operating without medium upon matter, would touch all objects, even tulips and roses, with its own blank tinge Â— pondering all this, the palsied universe lies before us a leper; and like wilful travellers in Lapland, who refuse to wear colored and coloring glasses upon their eyes, so the wretched infidel gazes himself blind at the monumental white shroud that wraps all the prospect around him. And of all these things the Albino whale was the symbol. Wonder ye then at the fiery hunt?

Posted by: S.collar at July 30, 2011 06:36 AM (CFhHo)

98 Fat people are stronger and tougher than you think.

So back off or you're dinner.

The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!

-- Meatloaf --

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:37 AM (zPb4d)

99 It would be like the Montreal Canadians having 5 starters who were not black.

Posted by: Kevin McHale, Danny Ainge, Larry Bird, and Bill Walton at July 30, 2011 10:32 AM (yQWNf)

Sock and content fail.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 30, 2011 06:38 AM (yQWNf)

100 Just put a harpoon in the f**ker and let's go home!

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:38 AM (zPb4d)

101 Kim Kardashian: Reality star celebrity or, Oompa Loompa? Her and her sisters made over 60 million last year. What was her talent? The best I can come up with is Pro Athlete cum dumpster.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 30, 2011 06:39 AM (ZDUD4)

102 An excellent critique and prÃ©cis by VDH of Obama's presidency: the $10-trillion man.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 30, 2011 06:39 AM (oUG6f)

103
bbl, eatin mcmuffins

Posted by: lolsoothsayer at July 30, 2011 06:40 AM (bdVwE)

104

Where de white wemmin at?

Posted by: Cleavon Little at July 30, 2011 06:41 AM (/kd4o)

105 Every time the missus has a Kardashian show on, I say, "oh what are the whores up to now"? and she angrily shuts it off

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 30, 2011 06:41 AM (KbEJl)

106 102 Agreed, when I was young I had to walk 15 miles in the snow to:

Oh Man, That's funny. Very nice.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 30, 2011 10:33 AM (ZDUD4)

But now I feel dirty, but not as dirty as this young lady:

http://tinyurl.com/3v5g9jz

Posted by: The Robot Devil at July 30, 2011 06:41 AM (g3OU+)

107 What was Melville smoking, anyway?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 30, 2011 06:41 AM (/kd4o)

108 Number ten-trillion. Number ten-trillion. Number ten-trillion.

Posted by: yoko blowmo at July 30, 2011 06:42 AM (oUG6f)

109 A very unpresidential thread.

Posted by: George Orwell at July 30, 2011 06:42 AM (AZGON)

110 112 Every time the missus has a Kardashian show on, I say, "oh what are the whores up to now"? and she angrily shuts it off

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 30, 2011 10:41 AM (KbEJl)

I feel that same way when my wife turns on C-SPAN when Congress is in session...

http://instantrimshot.com/

Posted by: The Robot Devil at July 30, 2011 06:43 AM (g3OU+)

111 116, I had just forgotton about that Asshat, thanks for reminding me.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 30, 2011 06:43 AM (ZDUD4)

112 I'm finally out of the Ban room. It's a disgusting place...people pee in the corner and I don't know what the hell was on the floor near the door.
That was me, Tami. Didn't you notice the pre-1968 Toronto Maple Leafs sweater?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 30, 2011 06:44 AM (oUG6f)

113 Maybe he's here quietly weeping.

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:46 AM (zPb4d)

114 I'm so tired I haven't slept a wink I'm s-o-o-o-o tired My mind is on the blink So, I'll spend a few more trillion You kno-o-o-ow that's what I will do

Posted by: Barack O'Putter at July 30, 2011 06:46 AM (I49Jm)

115 120, I wonder what that crowd would look like today?

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 30, 2011 06:46 AM (ZDUD4)

116

But now I feel dirty, but not as dirty as this young lady:

She needs a shower, with me doing Quality Control.

Lots and lots of QC...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 30, 2011 06:47 AM (d0Tfm)

117 But now I feel dirty, but not as dirty as this young lady:

http://tinyurl.com/3v5g9jz

Posted by: The Robot Devil at July 30, 2011 10:41 AM (g3OU+)

She's gonna need hosing off.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2011 06:47 AM (4q5tP)

118 123, You don't really want her to take a shower. Let her filth be the lubricant of your soul.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 30, 2011 06:48 AM (ZDUD4)

119 This post represents the space of 40 twitter followers who unfollowed brObama because of his debt spamming.

Posted by: shame the shameless at July 30, 2011 06:49 AM (dh5Eu)

120 "What was Melville smoking, anyway?"

Hawthorne, or at least it appears Melville wanted to from all the literary praise and outright stalking he did concerning Hawthorne.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at July 30, 2011 06:49 AM (ijjAe)

121 So, where's the white trash thread? Or is this it?

Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2011 06:49 AM (smvTK)

122 This thread reminds me of the 1980s Boston Celtics or the current anchor lineup at MSNBC.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at July 30, 2011 10:06 AM (ijjAe)

Don't foreget about us!!

Posted by: DKos' Nutroots Summit at July 30, 2011 06:50 AM (4q5tP)

123 40k
chug caffiene

Posted by: shame the shameless at July 30, 2011 06:50 AM (dh5Eu)

124 Watchoo lookin at, white boy?

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at July 30, 2011 06:50 AM (4sQwu)

125 Oldsailor:

About the same. Different attitude.

(Top pic is Obama's Inaugural. Scroll down for TEA Party Demo.)

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:50 AM (zPb4d)

126 Yeah, white is clean and pure and beautiful. To us.

Don't make the mistake of wrapping a gift to a Japanese customer in white gift wrap. They don't much care for it.

Posted by: As IF... at July 30, 2011 06:51 AM (piMMO)

127 some threads really say very little and not worth the ink to print em.

Posted by: willow at July 30, 2011 06:51 AM (h+qn8)

128 132;

I'm looking at my next AWDW complainant, bitch!

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:52 AM (zPb4d)

129 I have found whites with little to say of interest..

Posted by: willow at July 30, 2011 06:54 AM (h+qn8)

130 willow:

deaf ears, blind eyes.
our words fall like leaves
and are blown away.

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:54 AM (zPb4d)

131 She's gonna need hosing off.
That's what I said!

Posted by: kim kardashian at July 30, 2011 06:55 AM (oUG6f)

132 Death gift!!! Death gift!!!

Posted by: japanese businessman at July 30, 2011 06:57 AM (oUG6f)

133 my mind is a blank slate with little to recommend it;

Ok so will Obama pass a bill of any kind / will He have Reid write bill giving Him his hearts desire such as they did with Obamacare and pass it by executive order?

Posted by: willow at July 30, 2011 06:58 AM (h+qn8)

134 My whites don't have much to say either.

Good thing 'cause looking at those stains ....

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 06:58 AM (zPb4d)

135

You know what this thread needs right about now?

Some Averageness.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 30, 2011 06:58 AM (d0Tfm)

136 While my Boehner gently weeps

Posted by: george william henry harrison at July 30, 2011 06:59 AM (oUG6f)

137 george, they have penicillan for that.

Posted by: willow at July 30, 2011 07:00 AM (h+qn8)

138 : Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 10:54 AM

ooh i like that.

Posted by: willow at July 30, 2011 07:00 AM (h+qn8)

139 When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride til I get to the bottom and I see you again.

Posted by: DJIA at July 30, 2011 07:00 AM (Ivg8J)

140 Boehner weeps not drips.

Lindsay Graham DRIPS.

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 07:01 AM (zPb4d)

141 What's old is new and comes around again.

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 07:03 AM (zPb4d)

142 Ace of Spades will go.. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Ace now; I don't know which will go first Â— rock and roll or the HQ. Ace was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me.

Posted by: john lenin at July 30, 2011 07:04 AM (oUG6f)

143 John became a conservative after he got his first tax bill.

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 07:07 AM (zPb4d)

144 i better be a responsible parent and cook breakfast. peace

Posted by: willow at July 30, 2011 07:07 AM (h+qn8)

145 Boehner weeps not drips.

Lindsay Graham DRIPS.

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 11:01 AM (zPb4d)

McCain drools.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 30, 2011 07:09 AM (yrGif)

146 Cindy McCain looks like there's been a famine

Meghan looks like she caused it.

Ba-bump-bump

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 07:11 AM (zPb4d)

147 154 I will use that.

Posted by: Teddy Kennedy at July 30, 2011 07:13 AM (ZDUD4)

148 This thread needs some balance.

Posted by: Sheila Jackass Lee at July 30, 2011 10:04 AM (bvXGR)

Thread winna.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 30, 2011 07:14 AM (Ew27I)

149 And "Imagine" wasn't me shitting on the Ace of Spades HQ the "Imagine no bloggers; no Ewoks too" lyric was just a generalization about how we need Internet peace.

Posted by: john lenin at July 30, 2011 07:15 AM (oUG6f)

150 I think he was here.

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 07:16 AM (zPb4d)

151 How far we've come.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 30, 2011 07:16 AM (Ew27I)

152 Yes, we're so enlightened we've elected a partisan dimwit for President and he got a majority of the white vote.

Some folks'll do anything to keep from being called racist.

Why? Being a racist or bigot isn't so bad. It's only when you take actions that those attitudes are unlawful.

Being f**king idiots and electing a crypto-muslim, communist/socialist race hustler to the highest most powerful office in the world; THAT'S BAD.

Posted by: Where's rdbrewer? at July 30, 2011 07:23 AM (zPb4d)

153 Half the stuff on early SCTV wouldn't get put on air today either.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 30, 2011 07:25 AM (oUG6f)

154 Anyone that uses stereotypes as a form of Comedy is clearly racist. They should be made to attend some sort of diversity training to help them deal with their psychosis and lack of empathy.

Posted by: Clueless Libtard White person at July 30, 2011 07:30 AM (ZDUD4)

155 White Thread's greed runs a world in need.

Posted by: franksalterego at July 30, 2011 07:48 AM (7/sDI)

156 Great news for NC!

Merck plans to slash 13,000 jobs by 2015

Townsend (poultry processor) closes the Siler City plant 1,000 jobs "affected"
Contracts with 200 chicken farmers to be "terminated"

The NC state unemployment rate rose in June to 9.9%

Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2011 07:52 AM (HjPtV)

157 Watched Blazing Saddles two nights ago with some visiting relatives.

That movie could not be made today. Especially by a Jew.

God-damned fucking intolerant bastard son-of-a-bitch thought-police goose-stepping brownshirt Nazi Suckers of Cock . . .

But other than that they're really fine people. Or so I'm told.

"Didn't you notice that that man is a Ni???"

Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2011 07:54 AM (smvTK)

158 Actually, the official title is just "The Ace of Spades HQ", it's only colloquially known as "The White Thread".

Posted by: moviegique at July 30, 2011 08:08 AM (Cepxj)

159 ;" href="http://tinyurl.com/3s5mrc4">why don't we do it in the road

Posted by: sTevo at July 30, 2011 08:17 AM (VMcEw)

160 The white comment:

Posted by: cackfinger at July 30, 2011 08:32 AM (a9mQu)

161 White isn't actually at the extreme end of the visual spectrum, at least the electromagnetic spectrum we refer to as visible light. "White" does not rest on that spectrum, it is not a frequency or band of light. It's a combination of multiple frequencies that, alone, would produce individual colors but, together, produce a general incandescence we know as "white" light. The light produced by our Sun is almost exactly "white," but it can appear yellow or reddish because our atmosphere scatters blue and violet light more than yellow, and the red is largely the same effect from particulates and water vapor in the air. It appears most white at noon on a clear day, as the light passes through less air to get to your eyes. The stars Procyon and Alpha Centauri A, like our sun, are very nearly white, while Antares and Gacrux are quite yellow. Acrus, Bellatrix, Elnath and Shaula are all quite blue in color. While it is not literally true, it is a useful generalization to say that all frequencies of light combined equals "white." The general rule, also not quite accurate but useful, is that the reverse is true of pigments.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 30, 2011 09:00 AM (bxiXv)

162 Yoko is gonna ruin the whole enterprise.

Posted by: Zombie Brian Epstein at July 30, 2011 11:01 AM (FDCne)

163 :::crossing the white thread line::::

Posted by: baldilocks at July 30, 2011 11:20 AM (T2/zQ)

164
There are so much to learn from your post here, Uma, well done.

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