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August 13, 2011

This Thing Just Pisses Me Off UPDATED
— Dave in Texas

You people, with your "reds" and "greens" and "holly jolly Christmas".

I saw a 48 shotgun shells in your face.

Anyway, Saturday afternoon prognosticatin. What did Perry's announcement do to the race? Does Sarah come in? Does Ron Paul still sound like Walter Brennan?

UPDATE: commenter joffen tips us to Perry's first ad.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 04:41 PM | Comments (220)
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1 Driving at night must suck.

Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2011 04:45 PM (cVIY5)

2 I can see yellows, browns, and greens just fine. I get into trouble with shades of orange and red.

Posted by: Deathknyte at August 13, 2011 04:47 PM (GijPo)

3 I see the matrix

Posted by: Keanu at August 13, 2011 04:49 PM (UoMLV)

4 Hahahahaha. You and Mrs. Andy.

Posted by: Andy at August 13, 2011 04:49 PM (veZ9n)

5 Ron Paul kinda looks like that Heaven's Gate cult leader/just sayin'

Posted by: d at August 13, 2011 04:50 PM (/UQln)

6 What did Perry's announcement do to the race?
Today, squat -- except for blogs like this (or opposing views)
Tomorrow -- rumblings on Sunday Morning shows.
Give it a week.

Does Sarah come in?
If Perry attack dogs are successful, yes
Otherwise, can you spell unofficial campaign manager?

Does Ron Paul still sound like Walter Brennan?
No. Unless he's speaking.
Or whatever you call that noise emanating from his head.

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 04:50 PM (Qxe/p)

Diane Macedo.

+69!

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2011 04:50 PM (UoMLV)

8 I saw Rick Perry in the Oval Office

Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 04:51 PM (MtwBb)

9 I gots all the cards right, so I gots normal vision.

As to the question asked, I don't have the slightest idea what Perry's entering does for the race. Don't think Palin's going to enter, even though she's reportedly saying she still hasn't made the decision, and Pon Raul sounds more like the crazy uncle you never tell your friends about.

Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 04:51 PM (Zgfnd)

10 I see...white people!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 04:52 PM (c0A3e)

11 Palin was never gonna get in. RonPaul would have to come a long way up to get to Walter Brennan status (being that he's crazier than a shithouse rat and reminds us of that fact every time he opens his squeakhole).

Perry/Ryan '12!!! Let's do this thing, people!

Posted by: Peaches is not as pissed as yesterday at August 13, 2011 04:52 PM (PUN5M)

12 I always test colorblind. People say, "How do you know whether the traffic light is green or red?"

I say, "I just go when everybody else goes."

Shotgun shells. Heh.

But I'm gonna vote "white" for president, to prove I'm colorblind, and to prove I'm not stupid.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at August 13, 2011 04:52 PM (4sQwu)

13 All of the men in my Dad's family are color blind. Thank goodness most of the family photos were black and white. The more recent ones are awesome.

Posted by: no good deed at August 13, 2011 04:53 PM (mjR67)

14 3 In test #2, I saw a brown cooter, and assign it to Portuguese Fox Business business anchor Diane Macedo. Posted by: Fish the Impaler at August 13, 2011 08:49 PM (Lt/Za) Brown vs. Pink Cooters. Discuss.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 04:53 PM (kUaEF)

15 What did Perry's announcement do to the race? Eugenicist. Does Sarah come in? No. Unless she tells me otherwise, in breathy tones. Does Ron Paul still sound like Walter Brennan? He cooks like Walter Brennan.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 04:53 PM (AZGON)

16 Alright, haters. You have to give Ron Paul this: He raised a pretty fucking awesome son. Amiright, or amiright?

Posted by: RJ at August 13, 2011 04:53 PM (QjrRF)

17 They need a bigger boat.

Posted by: Tutu at August 13, 2011 04:54 PM (O6j1h)

18 What did Perry's announcement do to the race?

Perry is the GOP Establishment's final defense line to stop Palin. He's in to keep her out. He won't.

Does Sarah come in?

Yes. There is an expiration date. She'll be in before then.

Does Ron Paul still sound like Walter Brennan?

Walter Brennan was not only a fine actor, he was also a superb businessman. He produced wealth for himself, his family, his community, and his country.

Ron Paul is a congressman.

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2011 04:55 PM (HjPtV)

19 How many more decades can David Cassidy sponge off the fact he was famous back in the Paleolithic? The man looks like Dick Clark, AFTER the stroke.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 04:55 PM (kUaEF)

20 Rick Perry: Will he be 2012's Fred Thompson? Or 2012's Ronald Reagan?

Posted by: RJ at August 13, 2011 04:56 PM (QjrRF)

21 Amiright, or amiright?

Posted by: RJ at August 13, 2011 08:53 PM (QjrRF)

When he has his crazy old man committed I will agree with you.

Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 04:56 PM (MtwBb)

22 What is the cutoff date for Palin to get in, if she chooses to?

Posted by: brown gargantua at August 13, 2011 04:58 PM (B60j2)

23 All I saw were boobies..

Each and every card..

Posted by: Dave C at August 13, 2011 04:58 PM (/u8Bv)

24 When he has his crazy old man committed I will agree with you.

Thank you. Until then, I have trust issues. Major, serious trust issues.

Posted by: Peaches is not as pissed as yesterday at August 13, 2011 04:58 PM (PUN5M)

25 What did Perry's announcement do to the race?

It increases the likelihood of a primary challenge to Obama.

Does Sarah come in?

Why give up a good gig?

Does Ron Paul still sound like Walter Brennan?

Ron Paul is Walter Brennan but without that little drop of liquidy snot hanging from the end of his nose that looks like it's about to drop but never does. But that could change.

Posted by: SlaveDog at August 13, 2011 05:00 PM (PidTa)

26 Okay, I hate to snipe on someone's looks but, I clicked to log on to my AOL mail and this popped up.

There's nothing offensive or even particularly humorous about it, but I couldn't stop laughing.

Is this a goofy looking bastard, or what?

Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 05:00 PM (piMMO)

27 Is it me or do Palin fans sound an awful lot like Paul fans? "Sarah Palin is teh revolution!!!!11!"

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 05:00 PM (EPcuy)

28 Ron Paul hates the Fed. John McCain wanted Alan "Just Keep Printing" Greenspan propped up like the guy from Weekend At Bernie's. John McCain was the GOP nominee in 2008. He lost to a Marxist empty suit who launched his political career with a fundraiser in the home of a communist domestic terrorist. Sometimes I think that maybe, just maybe, the problem with the Republican Party isn't Ron Paul.

Posted by: RJ at August 13, 2011 05:00 PM (QjrRF)

29 "17 Alright, haters. You have to give Ron Paul this: He raised a pretty fucking awesome son. Amiright, or amiright?" Posted by: RJ at August 13, 2011 08:53 PM (QjrRF) You mean Paul Ryan?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 05:01 PM (kUaEF)

30 Q. How do you separate the men from the boys at Texas A&M?
A. With a crowbar.
I think that one started a riot back in the 70s at a UT v. A&M football game.

Posted by: no good deed at August 13, 2011 05:02 PM (mjR67)

31 Brown vs. Pink Cooters.

Discuss.

Please don't.

Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 05:02 PM (piMMO)

32 Rand!

I swear, I'm going to break up his marriage one day.

Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 05:02 PM (piMMO)

33 11 I see...white people!Â Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 08:52 PM (c0A3e) You must be watching MSNBC.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 05:03 PM (kUaEF)

34 Who knew that Ann Coulter is both a fag hag AND a chubby chaser...

Posted by: mike at August 13, 2011 05:05 PM (Qg0Un)

35 A friend of mine who is color-blind said that when he was a kid, there was the color "gred".

Posted by: roamingfirehydrant at August 13, 2011 05:05 PM (7i6uH)

36 swear to God, I couldn't see a single number after the first plate.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 13, 2011 05:06 PM (PjVdx)

37 35 Brown vs. Pink Cooters. Discuss. Please don't. Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 09:02 PM (piMMO) In Contessa Brewer's case, it's a trick question. The correct adjective is, LARGE.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 05:06 PM (kUaEF)

38 18
Rick Perry will solicit all Texas A&M graduates, and the expectation from the campaign manager is for the war chest to collect about $750.

heh.

Their foundation raised over $100 million in gifts last year and I think they are not in campaign. (Their last campaign raised $1 billion.)

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 05:06 PM (5H6zj)

39 Does Ron Paul still sound like Walter Brennan?

Luke, the barn !

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 13, 2011 05:06 PM (e8kgV)

40 Is this a goofy looking bastard, or what?

OMG, the face of HuffPo! Eeewww, ick. His eyes don't match and he looks like he could eat his nose if there were a famine or food shortage. Gack!!

Posted by: Peaches is not as pissed as yesterday at August 13, 2011 05:06 PM (PUN5M)

41 37: Honestly, I believe the main reason MSNBC hired Al "Firestarter" Sharpton was because they were sick of being ridiculed by the right for their lack of diversity. I mean, the man has no other qualifications other than his skin color.

Posted by: RJ at August 13, 2011 05:08 PM (QjrRF)

42 WTF?

Posted by: USNA1985 at August 13, 2011 05:09 PM (U3TDy)

43
#25, been looking for the link I saw earlier today where Palin said she is still considering whether or not to run and will have made a decision by the mid-to-end of next month, but can't find it now.

Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 05:09 PM (Zgfnd)

44
That is useful information and its quite easy to come a croper if you are not vigilant.

Posted by: The Rest Is Noise AudioBook at August 13, 2011 05:10 PM (UY4BR)

45 Just saw the first Perry ad. It's morning in America.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 05:10 PM (EPcuy)

46 45 Who can forget the tragic Bonfire accident at College Station that killed 12?Â Posted by: Fish the Impaler at August 13, 2011 09:08 PM (Lt/Za) Uh, what was that about again?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 05:10 PM (kUaEF)

47 #25, been looking for the link I saw earlier today where Palin said she is still considering whether or not to run and will have made a decision by the mid-to-end of next month, but can't find it now

It's at Red State. I posted the quote on the last thread.

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 05:10 PM (5H6zj)

48 #25, been looking for the link I saw earlier today where Palin said she is still considering whether or not to run and will have made a decision by the mid-to-end of next month, but can't find it now.

Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 09:09 PM (Zgfnd)

I saw that in the Palin thread from yesterday.

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2011 05:11 PM (X6akg)

49 46 37: Honestly, I believe the main reason MSNBC hired Al "Firestarter" Sharpton was because they were sick of being ridiculed by the right for their lack of diversity. I mean, the man has no other qualifications other than his skin color. Posted by: RJ at August 13, 2011 09:08 PM (QjrRF) Qualified together he and we are... Much!

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 05:12 PM (kUaEF)

50 OMG, the face of HuffPo! Eeewww, ick. His eyes don't match and he looks like he could eat his nose if there were a famine or food shortage. Gack!!

What gets me most is the oh-too-cute tongue thrusting against his front teeth.

Gag.

Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 05:13 PM (piMMO)

51 driving at night...is that a satriani tune?

Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 05:13 PM (2j/Mv)

52 Just saw the first Perry ad. It's morning in America.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 09:10 PM (EPcuy)

that's a great ad

Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 05:14 PM (MtwBb)

53 Just saw the first Perry ad. It's morning in America.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 09:10 PM (EPcuy)

That. Is. Fucking. Awesome.

Make way for President Perry.

Posted by: Peaches is not as pissed as yesterday at August 13, 2011 05:15 PM (PUN5M)

54 Good ad by Perry. He could landslide Obama, methinks.

Posted by: RJ at August 13, 2011 05:15 PM (QjrRF)

55 DaveinTexas...........prob. my fave co-blogger. Don't much care for that Andy motherfucker. Perry's entry into the race puts an end to Chris Christie getting in. Perry makes Christie look like the RINO fat ass that he is. Christie is Huntsman now that Perry is in. Sarah Palin..........do NOT think she is running. Oh yeah, she's pissed at how she and family were treated in 08', but I think she's smart enough to know that her best revenge is just living well. She's a team player, so I don't see her causing any problems. Ron Paul. Early in the 08' debates, when the moderators would call on Ron Paul, the establishment Republicans on the stage would laugh and guffaw. ""Oh hell, what's this old crazy bastard going to say now?" When Ron Paul started raising millions online it put an end to the laughter. I don't think Ron Paul has gotten crazier in 12', but his Paultards sure have! I think he feels the need to meet their expectations.

Posted by: Spiker at August 13, 2011 05:16 PM (4t9J5)

56 What a fucking choice. Do I have this right? A Mormon or an Aggie. Let's see, this sounds better, the silver-spooon sucking second generation politician or or the hard way country boy.
Yippee Ki Yo, motherfuckers

Posted by: dr kill at August 13, 2011 05:16 PM (le5qc)

57 What gets me most is the oh-too-cute tongue thrusting against his front teeth. Gag. Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 09:13 PM (piMMO) Yup. It could make a Komodo Dragon blush, alright!

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 05:16 PM (kUaEF)

58 Palin and the cutoff date is not the issue. Palin in cutoff shorts (with Warrant playing in the background) is. I can't be the only one.

Posted by: Eric Praline at August 13, 2011 05:16 PM (WD102)

59 Say what you will about Ron Paul!, but his wife's fishsticks are pretty tastey!

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 13, 2011 05:17 PM (98AOY)

60 I see shades of brown future citizens south of El Paso.

Posted by: Barbarian at August 13, 2011 05:18 PM (EL+OC)

61 Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants on Lifetime! Uh.. Just sayin'.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 05:18 PM (kUaEF)

62 Dave, look at your difficulty like this: if you drive west to New Mexico, and a waitress asks you "red or green?" on your tamales, you can simply say "it doesn't matter."

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at August 13, 2011 05:19 PM (x81hH)

63 TheresaD.,
Here it is:

Saw this linked in the HA comments (video at the link).

Sarah Palin: Â“There is still a lot of contemplation that goes on within a family, deciding whether to engage in such a life-changing venture, putting yourself forward in the name of service, in such a position as President of the United States. So, weÂ’re still thinking about it, and the impact on family. Family comes first in my life, and I just donÂ’t want to adversely affect the family. So, weÂ’re still talking about it, thinking about it. And thatÂ’s what I want supporters to understand. At the same time, I want to be very fair to supporters and not keep them hanging on in perpetuity. ItÂ’s fair to them to give them an answer here, in short order, so that they can jump on board with someone else. And/or to decide for themselves what they want to do. So, still havenÂ’t made up my mind, havenÂ’t decided when that announcement would be yet.Â”

David Brody: Â“Is that short order by the end of September? October?

Sarah Palin: Â“I think that that is a fair timeline for people, because Fall time, they can start getting engaged with different campaigns, but still thinking about it, and really, really desiring to be a participant in the positive change that needs to happen in this country. Economy getting back on the right track. Jobs created for Americans, I want to be a part of that whether it be as a candidate, or as a supporter of the right candidate. IÂ’m still in that decision making phase.Â”

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 05:19 PM (5H6zj)

64 Methinks Dr. Rand is just as arrogant as his old man.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 05:20 PM (WCm02)

65 sorry for the OT, but this has been bugging me lately.... is it just me, or do liberals and only liberals go to great lengths to tell you and anybody within earshot just how fucking awesome and pure their goddamn intentions are? is it a gradeschool level rhetorical tic, such as "i call firsties on good intentions" and therefore you by definition must have bad intentions? such a binary proposition must be not all that...hmm...what do they call it...nuanced? or is it useful to them to say their intentions are ever so wonderful so their mellow isn't harshed by draconian, right-wing concepts that are such a drag, like 'results' or worse yet, 'accountability'? i think its both. seems so childish. pussies.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 05:20 PM (2j/Mv)

66 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2011 05:20 PM (xs+LA)

67 Good Grief, Bio is showing Beverly D'Angelo and she is freaking Jabba the Hutt only fatter and less sexually desirable!

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 05:22 PM (kUaEF)

68 29 He just screams DOUCHE!!(also teh ghey NTTAWWT)

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2011 05:22 PM (xs+LA)

69 Yup. It could make a Komodo Dragon blush, alright!

I can't stop clicking on the damned link! It just makes me giggle like friggin school girl every time.

Yes. It's immature, I do.not.care.

Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 05:22 PM (piMMO)

70 Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 09:20 PM (2j/Mv) Liberalism is idea-based only. Not even good ideas at that. Every liberal President has been a complete disaster. The thing with Obama is it's not his leadership deficit it's that he's running as a liberal. You can't be an effective leader and be a liberal. They're incompatible.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 05:23 PM (EPcuy)

71 Here's a big Howdy to that Rick Perry ad.

Posted by: SlaveDog at August 13, 2011 05:23 PM (PidTa)

72 15 Pink are superior but ain't turning down brown.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2011 05:23 PM (xs+LA)

73 Thanks, Y-Not!

Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 05:23 PM (Zgfnd)

74 I see Sally Struthers not D'Angelo. Did I miss it, CoolCzech?

Posted by: no good deed at August 13, 2011 05:23 PM (mjR67)

75 Brown.

That is all.

Posted by: SlaveDog at August 13, 2011 05:24 PM (PidTa)

76 Palin: And thatÂ’s what I want supporters to understand. At the same time, I want to be very fair to supporters and not keep them hanging on in perpetuity. ItÂ’s fair to them to give them an answer here, in short order, so that they can jump on board with someone else.

Don't sound like someone that's going to run to me.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 13, 2011 05:24 PM (GZitp)

77 Did anyone read that drudge link where Soetoro compares himself to MLK? It made me throw up a little in my mouth, but I didn't delve into it. MLK would have hated that fascist fraud.

Posted by: Peaches is not as pissed as yesterday at August 13, 2011 05:25 PM (PUN5M)

78 75 Really?Remember her in the shower in Vacation?(or European Vacation??)

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2011 05:25 PM (xs+LA)

79 Perry would do well to float Rick Santelli as the next Treasury Secretary.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 05:26 PM (WCm02)

80 Reminder: all of you that have a Facebook post that Perry ad.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 05:26 PM (EPcuy)

81 Did anyone read that drudge link where Soetoro compares himself to MLK? It made me throw up a little in my mouth, but I didn't delve into it. MLK would have hated that fascist fraud.

Posted by: Peaches is not as pissed as yesterday at August 13, 2011 09:25 PM (PUN5M)

I don't think it's wise to blame the fact that you are a Miserable Fucking Failure on Martin Luther King but that's just me.

Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 05:27 PM (MtwBb)

82 MLK would have hated that fascist fraud.

Didn't MLK take a hard-left turn near the end of his life?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 05:27 PM (c0A3e)

83 Fish's post reminds me. Is Gov. Perry the punctual type? If he says, f'rinstance, he's gonna give a news conference at 1:00, will he keep people waiting until 1:56?

I think one of the candidates ought to make a campaign commercial bringing up JEFs perpetual lateness.

Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 05:27 PM (Zgfnd)

84 President Barry, always a day late and several trillion dollars short.

Posted by: no good deed at August 13, 2011 05:28 PM (mjR67)

85 Wonder if Perry reads this blog?

Breitbart: get on this, stat!

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 05:28 PM (Qxe/p)

can somebody gimme a link to the Perry ad?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 13, 2011 05:28 PM (PjVdx)

87 87 75 Really?Remember her in the shower in Vacation?(or European Vacation??) Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2011 09:25 PM (xs+LA) Yes. But now she looks like Sally Struther's uglier older sister. She's a two bagger: you wear one, in case her's falls off.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 05:28 PM (kUaEF)

88 Breaker19, are you kinda-sorta new here? I don't remember seeing you around until recently, but I find myself going "uh huh, yup" with a lot of your posts. And I like it!

Posted by: Peaches is not as pissed as yesterday at August 13, 2011 05:29 PM (PUN5M)

89 89 Reminder: all of you that have a Facebook post that Perry ad.

Facebook? Facebook. Are you gay?

Posted by: Barbarian at August 13, 2011 05:29 PM (EL+OC)

90 Oh Dave........er....................*wanders off*

Posted by: Fortunata at August 13, 2011 05:29 PM (90H1N)

can somebody gimme a link to the Perry ad?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 13, 2011 09:28 PM (PjVdx)

see 59

Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 05:29 PM (MtwBb)

92 but Joffen, what they would say (as per liberal script), is never mind the results of their asshattery, but behold the INTENTIONS! I mean really...how do you counter such nonsense? i usually say that nobody gives a wet shit about your "stated intentions" and neither does anybody else but you, because it means you don't feel the need to own up for the failure of policies you endorse............ and they just hiss and blow spit bubbles...more or less that's the playbook for every lib i have tried to have a conversation with. i guess the overwhelming evidence points to the fact that yes, liberalism is a mental disorder. if you're not willing to be wrong, you're not willing to learn or grow.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 05:30 PM (2j/Mv)

93 Wonder if Perry reads this blog? I honestly don't think he knows/cares what a blog, twitter or facebook is. That would be fine with me. He might have staffers that read this blog, so there's that.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 05:30 PM (EPcuy)

94 Perry ad on Youtube

Posted by: Peaches is not as pissed as yesterday at August 13, 2011 05:30 PM (PUN5M)

95 Facebook? Facebook. Are you gay?

Everyone knows that MyPasse' is where it's at.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 05:31 PM (WCm02)

96 82 I see Sally Struthers not D'Angelo.Â Did I miss it, CoolCzech? Posted by: no good deed at August 13, 2011 09:23 PM (mjR67) The program description says it's D'Angelo... And it doesn't have Sally's annoying voice.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 05:31 PM (kUaEF)

The punishment for masturbation at A&M is to stand up for the whole football game. True fact.

Posted by: Bevo at August 13, 2011 05:31 PM (yNQXF)

98 96 Gettin old sucks.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2011 05:32 PM (xs+LA)

99 @86 Did anyone read that drudge link where Soetoro compares himself to MLK? It made me throw up a little in my mouth, but I didn't delve into it.

Yeah, I have a feeling that is not going to go well with the generation of blacks - and whites, frankly - who actually lived through MLK's time and participated in the civil rights movement. Especially the older blacks.

To paraphrase: Obama is a tin plated over bearing swaggering dictator with delusions of godhood.

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 05:32 PM (5H6zj)

100 Reminder: all of you that have a Facebook post that Perry ad. Facebook? Facebook. Are you gay?

You don't need to be gay, but that's wimmens work.
I forwarded the link to my sister-in-law.
She makes you pussies look liberal.

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 05:32 PM (Qxe/p)

101 Perry's announcement took the steam right out of the Iowa straw poll. That was his intention. Let's see what he says tomorrow in Iowa.

Posted by: izoneguy at August 13, 2011 05:33 PM (i6Neb)

102 Facebook? Facebook. Are you gay?

No, but Rick Perry is.

Posted by: whisper campaign at August 13, 2011 05:34 PM (5H6zj)

103 You dissin' my chile with that "red, green, ... Christmas" thang!?

Posted by: The Piñon Farmer formerly known as NM Hick at August 13, 2011 05:35 PM (IzuWw)

104 he be late cuz he busy presidentin' n shit....word

Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 05:35 PM (2j/Mv)

105 thanks

Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 13, 2011 05:36 PM (PjVdx)

106 No, but Rick Perry is.

Wouldn't he be wearing assless chaps in the ad?
And maybe a yellow hard hat?
I thought there was a law or something about that.

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 05:36 PM (Qxe/p)

107 @110: I've seen the MSM compare Obama to MLK, FDR, Abraham Lincoln, Spock, and - recently - Ronald Reagan. After next year, they can compare him to Carter.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 05:37 PM (kUaEF)

108 Obama ist ein stottern clusterfuck von miserabler ausfall.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at August 13, 2011 05:38 PM (hbAPu)

109 The times, they are a-changin.

Posted by: Mister Money at August 13, 2011 05:38 PM (wN82N)

110 Nice ad. Now roll out the one with "...bitches!" in it.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 05:38 PM (FcR7P)

111 I thought there was a law or something about that.

"law?" Not familiar with the term but, dadgummit, I will have to look into that . . .

Posted by: Eric POS Holder at August 13, 2011 05:38 PM (PUN5M)

112 @118...is that the village people doctrine?

Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 05:38 PM (2j/Mv)

Posted by: Bibi Netanyahu at August 13, 2011 05:39 PM (hbAPu)

114

Heh heh cool did you all see the man in the boat?

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 13, 2011 05:39 PM (I/MzF)

115 Oh, and the MSM compared Obama to GOD, remember? WHAT a bunch of ineffable tools.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 05:39 PM (kUaEF)

116 @97 Peaches, Yep I'm kinda new here (off and on for years). Thanks you for your kind words. I do remember the days of WickedPinto though, when Ace was just a baby.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 05:41 PM (WCm02)

117 Someone, ANYONE, please, my Kingdom for a Firefox add-on that will block pix of the jugeared kendonesian cocksucker!!!

90+% of webpages have at least one picture of that piece of shit and I AM FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING FUCKING FACE!!!

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at August 13, 2011 05:43 PM (YGzTa)

118 OMG, just realize who Perry reminds me of...that hair...Blago!

Posted by: jeanne at August 13, 2011 05:43 PM (AFCcn)

119 127 Heh heh cool did you all see the man in the boat? Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 13, 2011 09:39 PM (I/MzF) In the old Tidy Bowl commercial? Yes. Somebody must have giggled all night long, after thinking up THAT one.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 05:43 PM (kUaEF)

120 Ricky Perry?
Boy, I can't wait to live in a theocracy!

Posted by: C at August 13, 2011 05:44 PM (dTScM)

121 Powerful ad.

Essentially:

Jobs, record Debt, Jobs, Obama has failed, Jobs, Conservative, Jobs, oh and J-O-B-S

Not a bad line of attack on The Won at all...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2011 05:44 PM (FBr/C)

122 liberals must think so very little of black people that they believe: suave black guy (with nicely creased pants!) reads speech from teleprompter in soothing baritone with no ghetto dialect=GENIUS!

god i hate these assholes.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 05:44 PM (2j/Mv)

123 Oh, yeah, I do remember WickedPinto. Been a while. And, speaking of baby Ace, when is he gonna wipe the pudding off his scrotum and post an update? Some people's kids . . .

Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 05:44 PM (PUN5M)

124 Boy, I can't wait to live in a theocracy!

Posted by: C at August 13, 2011 09:44 PM (dTScM)

On the plus side, the Church only ever claimed a 10th of your income.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2011 05:45 PM (FBr/C)

125 After next year, they can compare him to Carter.

Better yet, James (another Jimmy) Buchanan.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 13, 2011 05:45 PM (WMEii)

126 liberals must think so very little of black people that they believe: suave black guy (with nicely creased pants!) reads speech from teleprompter in soothing baritone with no ghetto dialect=GENIUS!

Hey, a clean, articulate black fellow? That's a big f***ing deal!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2011 05:46 PM (FBr/C)

127 133 Ricky Perry? Boy, I can't wait to live in a theocracy! ------------------------------------------------------- We may allow you to. But probably not.

Posted by: Spiker at August 13, 2011 05:46 PM (4t9J5)

128 Better yet, James (another Jimmy) Buchanan.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 13, 2011 09:45 PM (WMEii)

Hey, I never went to a Chicago bathhouse.

Posted by: President Buchanan at August 13, 2011 05:46 PM (FBr/C)

129 Ricky Perry?
Boy, I can't wait to live in a theocracy!

That is some particularly weak sauce right there, sparky.

Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 05:46 PM (PUN5M)

130 No, but Rick Perry is.

Posted by: whisper campaign at August 13, 2011 09:34 PM (5H6zj)

That's the rumor going around.

Posted by: Barbarian at August 13, 2011 05:48 PM (EL+OC)

131 Boy, I can't wait to live in a theocracy!

I know! I mean, did you know that Perry personally forces every Texan to attend Church at least 3 times a week? Why, there are even rumors of people being killed because they skipped! /

Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2011 05:48 PM (cVIY5)

132 Obama Ã¨ una balbuzia clusterfuck di miserabile fallimento.

Posted by: Silvio Berlesconi at August 13, 2011 05:48 PM (hbAPu)

133 Perry vs. Obama or Jobs vs. Welfare

Posted by: mike at August 13, 2011 05:49 PM (Qg0Un)

134 131 OMG, just realize who Perry reminds me of...that hair...Blago!Â Posted by: jeanne at August 13, 2011 09:43 PM (AFCcn) I always said we would have done better nominating Count Blago back in 2008. At least he would have pretended he wanted to win.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 05:50 PM (kUaEF)

135

That's the rumor going around.

Posted by: Barbarian at August 13, 2011 09:48 PM (EL+OC)

---

You do realize I was joking, right?

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 05:50 PM (5H6zj)

136 Mr. Obama was immediately transported to Andrews Air Force Base, and boarded a small charter plane for an unknown destination, ending four years of derision, failed leadership, and a history of petulant behavior not unlike that of a small child.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at August 13, 2011 09:49 PM (Lt/Za)

Now that is some mighty tasty shit you wrote right there...

Posted by: NfromNC at August 13, 2011 05:51 PM (MbeEN)

137 Obumbles new ad http://tinyurl.com/37k8sgr

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 13, 2011 05:51 PM (I/MzF)

138 Boy, I can't wait to live in a theocracy! Happy Ramadan, brother!

Posted by: Barry XVI at August 13, 2011 05:52 PM (FcR7P)

139 Ricky Perry?
Boy, I can't wait to live in a theocracy!

Even so, come quickly Lord Jesus.

Until then....

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 05:52 PM (WCm02)

140 swear to god, one friend of mine - known him for 20+ years- actually said something to the effect that 'blacks owe democrats for civil rights' and therefore are beholden to vote democrat...i said 'oh so were the dems on board with civil rights not because it was the right thing to do, but so they could have a conscripted voting bloc for the forseeable future, or maybe was it because dems finally accepted the fact that they couldn't own slaves, but would settle for indentured servants?

didn't go over too well at easter dinner at their house.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 05:52 PM (2j/Mv)

141 @72 re: liberal intentions

According to Rush, liberals think we're supposed to judge them on good intentions, not results.

The results of their good intentions turning into reality are big sh*t sandwiches.

Posted by: Willy at August 13, 2011 05:52 PM (UsfPL)

142 48 is two short of 2 full boxes. WTF?

Posted by: me at August 13, 2011 05:52 PM (y0VOX)

143 MLK was just a reformer like me, so I don't see why I can't try to ride his coat-tails, especially since I don't seem to have much else going for me right now.
Maybe I'll try an Al Sharpton reference next.

Posted by: Barky O, and I am not a stuttering sibilant clusterfuck of a failure at August 13, 2011 05:52 PM (yrGif)

144 "Mr. Obama was immediately transported to Andrews Air Force Base, and boarded a small charter plane for ~~an unknown destination~~ Moscow, ending four years of derision, failed leadership, and a history of petulant behavior not unlike that of a small child." Just a suggestion... Â

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 05:52 PM (kUaEF)

145

Not a particularly impressive ad. Lacks punch and a bit wordy. It explains his candidacy well and his positions, but to be honest, I cannot recall anything striking in it.

If any of you are familiar with Burke Day after Recall, this one is gonna score low.

Posted by: Mister Money at August 13, 2011 05:52 PM (wN82N)

146 Posted by: Fish the Impaler at August 13, 2011 09:49 PM (Lt/Za)

_{golf clap}

Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 05:53 PM (PUN5M)

147 .

Posted by: kidney0000. at August 13, 2011 05:54 PM (5dBwQ)

148 157 MLK was just a reformer like me, so I don't see why I can't try to ride his coat-tails, especially since I don't seem to have much else going for me right now. Maybe I'll try an Al Sharpton reference next. Posted by: Barky O, and I am not a stuttering sibilant clusterfuck of a failure at August 13, 2011 09:52 PM (yrGif) Together we must all try... Much.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 05:54 PM (kUaEF)

149 131 OMG, just realize who Perry reminds me of...that hair...Blago!

Posted by: jeanne at August 13, 2011 09:43 PM (AFCcn)

Who does Obama's hair remind you of?

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 05:55 PM (WCm02)

150 140 133 Ricky Perry? Boy, I can't wait to live in a theocracy! --------------------------------------------------- That may be what "C" is saying, but I what I hear is "HALIBURTON!"

Posted by: That NY Times reporter that used to bang that married asst. police...... at August 13, 2011 05:56 PM (4t9J5)

151 Mr. Obama was immediately transported to Andrews Air Force Base, and boarded a small charter plane for an unknown destination Moscow, ending four years of derision, failed leadership, and a history of petulant behavior not unlike that of a small child."

Just a suggestion...

I was thinking...Caracas, Tehran or Saudi Arabia

Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 05:56 PM (2j/Mv)

152 132 127
Heh heh cool did you all see the man in the boat?

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 13, 2011 09:39 PM (I/MzF)

In the old Tidy Bowl commercial? Yes. Somebody must have giggled all night long, after thinking up THAT one.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 09:43 PM (kUaEF)

That one too and there was a sailboat in the colorblind test on the last card. Mine had a man in a boat but it could have just been my vision.

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 13, 2011 05:57 PM (I/MzF)

153 ...no good golf courses in Cuba...

Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 05:57 PM (2j/Mv)

154 No, but Rick Perry is.

Posted by: whisper campaign at August 13, 2011 09:34 PM (5H6zj)

That's the rumor going around.

Not possible. He clearly doesn't wear moisturizer.

Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 05:57 PM (piMMO)

155 Who does Obama's hair remind you of? His "Mr. Serious Hair Color" that he adopts for certain speeches? Well, you ever leave an orange in the fridge too long?

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 05:58 PM (FcR7P)

156 I mean, the man has no other qualifications other than his skin color. Posted by: RJ at August 13, 2011 09:08 PM

You talkin' about the stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure or Sharpton?

Sharpton even outdoes (by a little) the Chicago Jesus in riding the White Guilt Train long past the point where any normal citizen would be doing jail time. You do a Tawana Brawly scenario where people and property are damaged, and you'd be in orange-jumpsuit territory. Al gets radio and TV gigs, not to mention a lot of donations and, probably, some loot from Osama Obama's stash.

BTW -- I think Palin won't run. No special knowledge, just reading the increasingly bitter comments of Palinoids over at Tepid Air. Until today, they just sounded like arrogant Obamabots...now, they sound like arrogant, desperate loser Obamabots.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 13, 2011 05:58 PM (YjjrR)

157 I like Palin but there's one thing that I don't like. Her voice. I try to ignore it because she's such a great conservative but I can't get over how she sounds. I can't picture that voice coming from the Oval Office. I know this is superficial and dumb and I know it's not even a valid criticism but I can't help it. I'm sorry.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 05:58 PM (V/jac)

158 Arriving late for intellectual elites supposedly demonstrates their superiority over the unwashed members of the proletariat.

That lateness thing tells me there is a lot of SHIT going on behind the scenes. How long til someone in in the admin resigns and writes a tell-all book?

Posted by: jeanne at August 13, 2011 05:59 PM (AFCcn)

159 I know this is superficial and dumb and I know it's not even a valid criticism but I can't help it. I'm sorry.

Correct.

Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 05:59 PM (piMMO)

160 I mean, the man has no other qualifications other than his skin color. Posted by: RJ at August 13, 2011 09:08 PM

You talkin' about the stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure or Sharpton?

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 13, 2011 09:58 PM (YjjrR)

Yes.

BTW -- I think Palin won't run. No special knowledge, just reading the increasingly bitter comments of Palinoids over at Tepid Air. Until today, they just sounded like arrogant Obamabots...now, they sound like arrogant, desperate loser Obamabots.

I don't think she will run either, but then again I never did (although I would gladly vote for her). I think Perry entering the race sealed the deal.

Evening roonz and roonettez~!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhorde at August 13, 2011 06:00 PM (sILPb)

161 I like Palin but there's one thing that I don't like. Her voice. When she talks to me personally, in my dreams, it's actually quite nice.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 06:00 PM (FcR7P)

162 Just got back from a family reunion. My Mormon uncle calls Perry "Bush with a face lift and better hair". Huge Romney supporter and blames his previous loss and this next one to the Southern Baptists. *sigh* I was feeling the family love. Kinda like the comments on this post and the previous. Must admit it gets old but I guess the drama is fun for people. I just plan on supporting whomever comes out the victor regardless if they are my preferred candidate. Shit sucks right now and it's time to take this fight to Obama. Oh and I hope to see some football posts soon. Would be a nice break.

Posted by: Trish at August 13, 2011 06:00 PM (yqhkv)

163 Until this weekend I really didn't expect Palin to be running. (I'm rarely wrong) Count me in the camp of people who is now wondering if Palin has been intending to jump into the race and that Bachman and Perry being in are causing her hesitation.

I cant shake a sense that the conservative vote being divided again just last like election is going to squeeze McCain/Romney through. If I recall, McCain was in almost as bad as shape as Newt is now, at this point last go around.

Posted by: Shiggz at August 13, 2011 06:00 PM (v8Pb8)

164 ...no good golf courses in Cuba...

That only matters to good golfers. This guy would be fine with a pitch & putt.

Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 06:01 PM (PUN5M)

165 "174 I know this is superficial and dumb and I know it's not even a valid criticism but I can't help it. I'm sorry." Beyond sorry. Pathetic.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 06:01 PM (kUaEF)

166 My Mormon uncle calls Perry "Bush with a face lift and better hair". Huge Romney supporter and blames his previous loss and this next one to the Southern Baptists.

---

He needs to do some homework.

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 06:02 PM (5H6zj)

167 Palin should do what she does best...aggravate the holy hell out of liberals just by being alive. She would only have to be in a commercial or two, during peak campaign weeks, pointing out the unavoidable facts belonging to this smelly, wholesale failure that is DaWon. Liberals would shit rubber nickels for months...so let them

Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 06:03 PM (2j/Mv)

168 Just noticed I got credited for the Perry ad. Thanks! I gotta go to work now, but I will talk to y'all later.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 06:04 PM (V/jac)

169 @179: plus, if you have a bad round you can personally execute your caddy!

Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 06:05 PM (2j/Mv)

170 @172: actually, I'm kidding. I agree with you: her voice can be too damned high-pitched, especially when she's deliberatetly piling on her Home Spun Folksy Wisdom schtick. And it's not superficial to say that: she doesn't come across as Presidential when squaling.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 06:05 PM (kUaEF)

171 Her voice.

Mmm, yes. I was hoping she'd do some work on that. Pols got experts for everything, problem could have been fixed.

Posted by: jeanne at August 13, 2011 06:06 PM (AFCcn)

172 If Mitt's our candidate he gets my vote, but my hope is that he is not. I just don't trust him. Don't like his position on something? Hang around and listen a while, it'll change. And then there's RomneyCare. Notice how I didn't mention his religion? That's not an issue with me and never has been. I've got a bad taste in my mouth from the last presidential election when any criticism of Mitt brought the charge that you must be anti-Mormon.

Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 06:08 PM (Zgfnd)

173 Y-Not - he won't listen. Frustrating.

Posted by: Trish at August 13, 2011 06:08 PM (yqhkv)

174 182 I know this is superficial and dumb and I know it's not even a valid criticism but I can't help it. I'm sorry.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 09:58 PM (V/jac)

Don't be sorry, it's a valid criticism. Her screeching can be off- putting to the point of distraction. This has been discussed ad infinitum, and her handlers must know the perception, but to date, I have no knowledge of any corrective action.

Sarah needs a voice coach, and learn to modulate in a lower register. She will on occasion, raise her voice to the screech level when she believes the audience is not hearing her message. Actually, her message is lost because of her screeching. Yuk!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at August 13, 2011 10:03 PM (Lt/Za)

Sometimes it would be best if we all knew sign language.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 06:09 PM (WCm02)

175 Sarah needs a voice coach, and learn to modulate in a lower register.

This. Most women have a real problem with this.

She needs to go all Thatcher.

Posted by: jeanne at August 13, 2011 06:09 PM (AFCcn)

176 Sarah needs a voice coach, and learn to modulate in a lower register.

Maybe she can score some Quaaludes from Urkel's dealer

Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 06:11 PM (2j/Mv)

177 I see dead people. Everywhere.

Posted by: master Chief, Spartan 117 at August 13, 2011 06:11 PM (sJTmU)

178 189 Y-Not - he won't listen. Frustrating.

---

Mitt polls really well here in Utah, but when I've spoken with folks (LDS) one-on-one, there's not much enthusiasm. My best friend here (and her husband) donated to Mitt last time, but she said she will not vote for him this time because he's too liberal, particularly on health care. She currently seems to be leaning Bachmann, but I've started working on her on Perry. She's a bit nervous that there might be a Huckabee-esque Mormon problem, but I've looked and so far I see no signs of one.

Maybe he's just reacting to the stereotype (not that Bush was anti-LDS as far as I know, but still) and not really aware of Perry's record.

Where is he?

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 06:11 PM (5H6zj)

179 I'm so badass, I can balance the budget and still find time to finish Mass Effect 2.

Posted by: Rick Perry at August 13, 2011 06:12 PM (gVqQ3)

180 187 Her voice. Mmm, yes. I was hoping she'd do some work on that.Â Pols got experts for everything, problem could have been fixed. Posted by: jeanne at August 13, 2011 10:06 PM (AFCcn) What I've come to realize is that, be it policy positions or voice lessons, the common denominator of my disappointment with her has been a lack of willingness to WORK on her part.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 06:13 PM (kUaEF)

181 To be fair, hearing Palin speak isn't as annoying as Obama'ssss incesssssant whisssstling.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 06:13 PM (WCm02)

182 CoolCzech...why work when its so much fun to surf on a tidal wave of liberal hate?

Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 06:14 PM (2j/Mv)

183 I'll give Perry some credit. He can be candid with the voters. (LINK Politico h/t Hot Air)

He was in NH this afternoon speaking to an excited crowd (see photo) of more than 150 people.

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2011 06:16 PM (HjPtV)

184 To be fair, hearing Palin speak isn't as annoying as Obama'ssss incesssssant whisssstling.

And yet she allowed her daughter to be punished with a baby. Something we know Bammy would never do . . . /

Posted by: Peaches is feeling cautiously optimistic at August 13, 2011 06:16 PM (PUN5M)

185 Perry's entry just made the primaries a two man race: Perry and Romney.

Sarah will not jump in. In a few weeks, she will announce that she has decided not to run and will endorse Perry.

Ron Paul is a blight on the planet.

Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 13, 2011 06:18 PM (J4Pnx)

186 Y-Not - Washington State. Maybe he likes being the naysayer since nothing ever goes to the repubs there. He did not like Huntsman at all and made that perfectly clear so I think he really just likes Romney. Again, nothing wrong with that. Like your guy but hush once the primaries are over.

Posted by: Trish at August 13, 2011 06:20 PM (yqhkv)

187 I always test colorblind. People say, "How do you know whether the traffic light is green or red?"

I can see red and yellow, but not green. So I go when the light's white, or when they're all off. Whether the green light looks like a white light or like nothing depends which kind of bulb is in the thing. The new ones are all invisible.

Running a "no light" has only almost killed me once, so far. The red light facing me was out, and there was no blink-when-shit's-fucked-up routine programmed into the tree (apparently).

But I did a high-pitched squeaky '70s cop show powerslide and saved America.

Posted by: oblig. longs for the thread we could have been at August 13, 2011 06:21 PM (xvZW9)

188 Perry looks way better in his jeans than Obama does - did Obama buy his in Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: texexec at August 13, 2011 06:22 PM (LULpW)

189 Â“HeÂ’s got the fire in the belly,Â” agreed Terry Stewart, of Hudson, who had supported Rudy Giuliani in 2007.
you bet your bottom dollar I do... Now were are those whiny little coyotes who called me Teh Fred?

Posted by: I'm Rick Perry, B!tch at August 13, 2011 06:22 PM (T3vCe)

190 Wait Perry is from Texas?

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2011 06:23 PM (Fw2Gg)

191 That lateness thing tells me there is a lot of SHIT going on behind the scenes. How long til someone in in the admin resigns and writes a tell-all book?

Posted by: jeanne at August 13, 2011 09:59 PM (AFCcn)

It always appears to me as though the sophomoric speech writers are still playing beer pong while Obama waits for the final draft

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 13, 2011 06:23 PM (yrGif)

192 147, and across the government IGs and FSOs worked feaverishly to deal with his cronys and change every active protocol that could have been compromised.

Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2011 06:27 PM (tWctt)

193 If it happens, it could be a game changer with her very wide and deep support.

Not to mention her considerable fund raising skills.

Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 13, 2011 06:28 PM (J4Pnx)

194 Sorry about the bad link. Perry in NH LINK

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2011 06:31 PM (HjPtV)

195

As long as no one is getting tingles up their legs, I guess Perry will be as good as anyone else in the race.

You might lose a few independents over him, though.

Heh. Imagine a Perry/Palin ticket....

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at August 13, 2011 06:41 PM (E7Z1r)

196 Just throwing this out there: Sarah Palin: moaner or screamer? I vote moaner.

Posted by: RJ at August 13, 2011 06:46 PM (QjrRF)

197 209 That lateness thing tells me there is a lot of SHIT going on behind the scenes. How long til someone in in the admin resigns and writes a tell-all book?

Posted by: jeanne at August 13, 2011 09:59 PM (AFCcn)

It always appears to me as though the sophomoric speech writers are still playing beer pong while Obama waits for the final draft

How long does it take to write the same speech over and over again? I don't think they are playing Pong, more likely Texas Holdem Ppker using their stack of race cards. And expect those cards to be played strongly at the proper time, because we all know the President does not want his bluff called.

Posted by: Mister Money at August 13, 2011 06:58 PM (wN82N)

198 Wow, he is hot in those chaps!

Posted by: TypicalWhitey at August 13, 2011 07:15 PM (xeVap)

199 I just read that Ann Coulter as well as Andrew Breitbart are both GOPProud board members. Yikes!
Can Rick Perry be far behind?

Posted by: Barbarian at August 13, 2011 07:20 PM (EL+OC)

200 Is this a goofy looking bastard, or what? Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 09:00 PM (piMMO) O. M. G.

Posted by: tea party terrorist terrier, esq. at August 13, 2011 07:24 PM (TN7KL)

201

I think Palin is going to wait and then endorse Rick Perry. It's the logical thing for her to do, I had CNN on at ten because Fox had a rerun on. Last night I got home very late and FNC had a rerun of the debate! It was bad enough the first time. CNN had an interview with Erick Erickson of Red State, it may have been a rerun but I did not see it before.

I know it is summer and people want vacations, that is why they have others in the rotation to take the helm on a big day like today.

I love the idea of Barry sulking away on 1/20/2013, sned him to Venezuela!

Posted by: Carol at August 13, 2011 07:29 PM (z4WKX)

202 222

go tongue a different asshole.

thanks

Posted by: model_1066 at August 13, 2011 07:43 PM (2j/Mv)

203

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 09:36 PM (Qxe/p)

all chaps are assless, its what makes them chaps

Posted by: chas at August 13, 2011 08:12 PM (jtIeP)

204 I'd like to say that Perry is a fresh new face, but he just wreaks of establishment GOP. Go Ron!

Posted by: UGrev at August 13, 2011 08:16 PM (862vz)

205 Perry sucks!!! SAY-RAHH!!+Bachmann 2012!!!

Posted by: Eric at August 13, 2011 08:37 PM (o93FZ)

206 I wanted Sarah, but since Rick declared first, I now hope she stays out. I'm afraid both of them on the primary ballot would divide conservatives and we'd end up with Mitt.

I saw a 48 shotgun shells in your face.

What the hell does that even mean?

Posted by: Laura Castellano at August 13, 2011 09:06 PM (fuw6p)

207 wow, some incredibly insecure christians here.
poor oppressed darlings!

Posted by: C at August 13, 2011 09:50 PM (dTScM)

208

Great Perry ad.

Are you better off than you were three years ago?

Posted by: Max Entropy at August 13, 2011 09:55 PM (NwTXA)

209 A while back, Palin said that she'd get in if there were no good conservatives in the race. Well, we've got Perry and Bachman now so unless it's all about her ego, she's out. Her best use would be as a rally-whipper-upper and fundraiser. Imagine the massive crowds that would show up for her at minor candidate rallys. She could be worth billions of dollars for conservative candidates nationwide.

Posted by: Max Entropy at August 13, 2011 10:01 PM (NwTXA)

210

Ok, Paul is winning all of the straw polls. Let's suppose that he wins the nomination...

Who does he pick for Vice President?

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at August 13, 2011 10:50 PM (E7Z1r)

211 Fuck it. Perry it is. Let the dems shit their pants with another Texan in the white house.

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Posted by: GHD at August 14, 2011 02:10 AM (UDaJ+)

213 Perry had a great launch & Suckabee is a petulant pillowbiter.

Perry will win by goin to every state in the union (He campaigned in every county in Texas) He'll do what he did on saturday. Give a short direct speech & answer questions.

Mostly he'll say "Hi I'm Rick Perry...in Texas we have jobs. Here's how we did it and you can do this too"

Simple american capitalism combined with smart legislation and tort reform and getting guvmint out of the way. Watching Perry campaign is a sport in Texas cause Perry always comes up with tactics that leave his opponents gasping.

This will be a Hoot of a Rodeo.

Posted by: workingclass artist at August 14, 2011 04:31 AM (nD95B)

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January 20, 2013 - Washington, D.C.

On the steps of the Capitol, flanked by many tearing supports, President Barack Obama and wife Michelle gazed in absolute disbelief as Governor Rick Perry, standing with his wife Anita and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court John Roberts, is sworn as the 45th President of the United States.

After the ceremony, Mr. Obama in a fit of pique turned and walked to his waiting transport glaring at reporters and refusing to comment on the days events.

Mr. Obama was immediately transported to Andrews Air Force Base, and boarded a small charter plane for an unknown destination, ending four years of derision, failed leadership, and a history of petulant behavior not unlike that of a small child.

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Posted by: Disco baby at August 14, 2011 04:59 AM (u+8qs)

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Its so funny that the Establishment base is now split in two between the Vitalis mannequin and the blow dried mannequin.

Both Mitt and Rick are now fighting for that same ol same ol 25 to 30 per cent of RINOs and apparatchiks.

The Rick's Got Big Balls and is Already Measuring the Drapes! crowd knows this, so, despite the bluster, those steady peeps we keep hearing are the REAL tell:

'Please endorse Rick and win it for him Sarah, please, please, do it for your country, Sarah....'

Hey Ricksters, I dont blame you, she already saved his ass once and, as Magic Johnson once said about feeding James Worthy in the post: "Go to the well 'till the well run dry."

Sorry fellas, Rick better get on with some more rain prayers.

Especiallly as his Hispandering, Reagan-denying, Gore-loving, health-mandating, slush-funding, corporate-cronying record gets exposed.

Sarah's supporters dont call for Perry's endorsement; how about returning the favor. It reeks of weakness.

Posted by: njinfl at August 14, 2011 04:59 AM (M2X9r)

216 Aggies never leave their buddies' behind.

Posted by: Rick Parry at August 14, 2011 11:10 AM (5YsV1)

217 'Please endorse Rick and win it for him Sarah, please, please, do it for your country, Sarah....' I don't recall anyone asking Palin for shit. When and if she gets in the race, we'll see if she's tough enough. She hasn't finished her term or given an interview to anyone but FOX, so I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 14, 2011 01:28 PM (H/Wdv)

218 Sarah is taking her time in order to know whose ass to kick.

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