March 06, 2011

This Thread Is The Equivalent of Your Aunt Bernice's Meatloaf
— Monty

I.e., mostly filler. I don't know where Ace or the other cob-loggers are. So yammer away here until someone else regains consciousness. For me: I got nothin'.
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Posted by: Monty at 10:08 AM | Comments (242)
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1 Yammer. (Which may also be translated as, "It's Sunday and you expect me to say something interesting?")

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2011 10:10 AM (/lAg1)

2 It's All Black And White

A brave reporter helps a victim of a beating, only to get a very ironic surprise.

Posted by: momma at March 06, 2011 10:11 AM (penCf)

3 Wheee! Marge Phelps says Obama is the antichrist on Fox News Sunday.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 06, 2011 10:11 AM (6fER6)

Posted by: momma at March 06, 2011 10:12 AM (penCf)

5

hola, dad's home!!

anywho, my latest goal, need to learn how to twirl a drumstick

Posted by: navycopjoe hoping to be a HI senator at March 06, 2011 10:12 AM (EOu3d)

6 Do we have enough halal Zyklon B to accommodate them?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 06, 2011 10:13 AM (qIHlG)

7 You got electricity?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 06, 2011 10:14 AM (qIHlG)

8 OT (repost - cuz it was on a dead thread few days ago): Guess how Michelle Obama sends her 'fans' letters?!  She has someone slip a f*cking note under their door.  Notice, she doesn't say mail slot, she says, under her door:

From Mrs.O.org:

I was rushing to get ready for class today when a manila envelope slid under the front door of my apartment. I'm accustomed to the whoosh sound of takeout menus passing through, and assumed this was the same. Was I wrong! As I picked up the envelope, and saw "White House" typed in the return address corner, my heart began to race. I grabbed scissors and carefully snipped one side, intent not to damage the contents with a haphazard tear. Inside I found a brief, lovely note from the First Lady, signed "Michelle Obama". Needless to say, this note has more than made my day. It is an absolute honor to hear from Mrs. Obama, and her sentiments make it all the more meaningful.


......

This is an awesome song that needs to viral:

Don't You Dare Apologize For Me

Caution:  it is about of heroes on the battlefield.  You just might need tissues to listen to it.

It only has 1666 views

Here's another one about the US being a Christian Nation and a defender of freedom:

Mr. President, Don't Apologize For Me.

Posted by: momma at March 06, 2011 10:15 AM (penCf)

9 Go Bucks!

Posted by: momma at March 06, 2011 10:15 AM (penCf)

10 halal Zyklon B

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 06, 2011 02:13 PM (qIHlG)

I'll take "Phrases I Never Thought I'd Hear" for $1000, Alex.

But seriously.  The Arabs probably think Zyklon B is the most halal thing in the Universe dar-al-Islam.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 06, 2011 10:17 AM (McG46)

11 President Obama wants to be- Your King of Beers! The Top Six White House Homebrew Beers Coming soon to a store near you!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 06, 2011 10:17 AM (I49Jm)

12 I think Ace must be away at an all-day consciousness raising seminar sponsored by the honey badgers.

Posted by: Doc Rochester at March 06, 2011 10:17 AM (mBgUz)

13 A novice no more, Romney focuses on Obama, economyThis guy has resurrected himself more times than Obama.  The only thing trusting about him is his ability to change opinions.

Posted by: momma at March 06, 2011 10:18 AM (penCf)

14

7 me?  got it back about 24 hours after the lines went down

T. said that if i don't run to boot our senator over that crap she would

Posted by: navycopjoe hoping to be a HI senator at March 06, 2011 10:19 AM (EOu3d)

15 Ace and the coblogers are attending sensitivity training.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 06, 2011 10:19 AM (qIHlG)

16

15  oh, and i live in the area affected, ewa beach

got to see the union trucks leave

 

Posted by: navycopjoe hoping to be a HI senator at March 06, 2011 10:20 AM (EOu3d)

17 Back from camping with the cub scouts, and only slightly soaked!

Posted by: Penfold at March 06, 2011 10:20 AM (N15Tc)

18 14 I heard a walk out left many in Hawaii without power.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 06, 2011 10:21 AM (qIHlG)

19 What this country needs is a good five-cent homeopathic aphrodisiac.

Posted by: Bugler at March 06, 2011 10:21 AM (VXBR1)

20 I'd ask for a cheerleader but Monty's choices are nasty and cruel .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 06, 2011 10:22 AM (npr0X)

21 I think you have to be a native Hawaiian to be elected there.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 06, 2011 10:24 AM (qIHlG)

22 Hippies hate me more than they hate you.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 06, 2011 10:24 AM (EiH7n)

23

anywho, my latest goal, need to learn how to twirl a drumstick

Posted by: navycopjoe hoping to be a HI senator at March 06, 2011 02:12 PM (EOu3d)

Loosely grip it between your forefinger and middle finger and do a wobbling motion at your wrist. It doesn't so much twirl as it gives the illusion of twirling.

Works for drumsticks too!

 

;P

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2011 10:26 AM (nKJMp)

24

Hollywood has a new movie in the works entitled The Sound of Muzak.

It's about an Austrian family that escapes the Third Reich via a hidden elevator.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 06, 2011 10:26 AM (7+pP9)

25 Everyone is into peeps but before you get into the peeps you must finish all the Girl Scout cookies.

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2011 10:27 AM (M9Ie6)

26 Monty don't want no peep talk in his book thrad.

Posted by: de Soothsayer at March 06, 2011 10:27 AM (0gPmu)

27 I'm sorry that was arrogant. They hate us all.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 06, 2011 10:27 AM (EiH7n)

28

I'm watching Gidget. My brain is mush now.

I have to buy Peeps tomorrow before they run out.  I need an ethnically diverse group to reenact the LA Rodney King riots.

Posted by: mpfs, lost in PA at March 06, 2011 10:27 AM (iqMB8)

29 Nothing is really happening today other than fear-mongering over these polls out of Wisconsin showing that union households really love their stashes. It's getting tiresome hearing "Walker is going to cave!1!!!11!" when I'm not seeing any evidence of it, either.

From Robert Costa 2/23/11: Walker No Stranger to Budget Battles

We need to wait and see whether he actually caves before declaring the battle lost. JMO.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby crys, "Remember the Alamo!" at March 06, 2011 10:27 AM (q8u+l)

30 btw, goldfinger's Peep Last Supper suggestion is brilliant.

Posted by: de Soothsayer at March 06, 2011 10:27 AM (0gPmu)

31 and a Peep Crucifixion would probably be blasphemous

Posted by: de Soothsayer at March 06, 2011 10:28 AM (0gPmu)

32 Peep strip joint?

Posted by: de Soothsayer at March 06, 2011 10:29 AM (0gPmu)

33 Looks like Yahoo! has opened registration for NCAA pick 'em groups. The Powers That Be (Dave? Is that you?) could get things set up before the rush. Just a thought.

My football picks were so pathetic that I just stopped trying. But I console myself by remembering that I did finish third last year in the hoops thing. Default strategy: Bet against everything the Big O picks. Unless he picks Duke. Also, don't waste a pick on the Ivy champ.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 06, 2011 10:30 AM (xqhoO)

34 My grammar is horrible today. That's obviously cries, not crys.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby cries, at March 06, 2011 10:30 AM (q8u+l)

35 NASCAR Las Vegas is starting. Another reason Islam will never conquer us. Plus bacon...and beer

Posted by: Frank G at March 06, 2011 10:32 AM (4X0aT)

36 Peeps are like Candy Corn -- you don't like them, you love them because they're part of a tradition

Posted by: de Soothsayer at March 06, 2011 10:33 AM (0gPmu)

37 I didn't realize the Book thread was that snobby.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 06, 2011 10:33 AM (qIHlG)

38 Ace may be watching The Adjustment Bureau again.

Posted by: USA at March 06, 2011 10:33 AM (YZISw)

39 Attention all lawyers:

Can you help me out?  I have a 3.5 year old and a 5.5 year  old that I have taught to read, write and do basic math. 

The other day we took them to the movies, and were getting a bite to eat at the food court before it started.  Before I would buy my 3.5 yo a pop, I made her read the ads that were on the table.  When she needed help with a word, her brother would help her.

A guy sits down at the next table and proceeds to takeout his phone and face it towards my kids.  (He was trying to slyly record my kids)

I jumped up, told him to stop or I'd break his freaking phone.  The guy said, it would be a splash on You Tube.

My hubby. told me to sit down before I hit the fucker, made him erase it.

My question:  Is it legal to record my kids without my permission, even if we are in public?  Is it legal to put a vid of my kids, without my permission on You Tube? What if a member of my family tries to do it? Is the law different then?

I have to run a few errands, but I will check back.  Any answers or whatever is greatly appreciated.

Thanks - from a mom that would do anything to protect her kids.

Posted by: momma at March 06, 2011 10:34 AM (penCf)

40 1) “Wort-Less Braggot“
This is President Barack ObamaÂ’s personal favorite [beer]. How this brew somehow became a beer is a bit of a mystery. All beers start with a wort or the process known as worting. Yet, somehow this beer did not. It is totally wort-less, and yet unaccountably, it is a rather extraordinary Braggot!
“Wort-Less Braggot” is said to be a refreshing compliment to all foods. Yet, in this reviewer’s opinion, “Wort-Less Braggot” is far from refreshing and tastes old, skunky, and stale as though bottled way back in the 1930s or 40s.

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 06, 2011 10:35 AM (tvs2p)

41 Monty I'm so sorry I always impinge on your book thread with links on news and stuff.  Maybe when you put up your book thread you should put up an open "headlines" thread simultaneously for those of us who feel guilty defiling the book thread.

I always read it but don't post on it, but look forward to it.

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2011 10:36 AM (k1rwm)

42 Was at a party here in jersey last night with a bunch of cops and teachers. They were saying that Christie wants them to pay 30% toward there comp pkg. when I told one guy that this figure didn't seem right and that I read a lot on Christie; all he could say was trust me I'm livin this nihtmare I know what's goin on. I still can't find any thing to back up this horrible dream.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 06, 2011 10:37 AM (IQo5y)

43 41 There is no expectation of privacy in public, though some states are changing the law.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 06, 2011 10:37 AM (qIHlG)

44 Post the SNL Sheen skit. Duh.

Posted by: WINNING! at March 06, 2011 10:38 AM (nEa/y)

45 More evidence (as if you needed any more) that the UN is a worthless institution, obvious to any sense of honor or decency.

PM: Iran's inclusion in Status of Women Commission 'ignorant'

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 06, 2011 10:38 AM (TK2zK)

46

Oh wait...I've got it!

A Charlie Sheen Peeps Winning! theme.

Posted by: mpfs, lost in PA at March 06, 2011 10:38 AM (iqMB8)

47 The Post Chronicle: Remember The Alamo! 175 Year Anniversary

Longview News-Journal article
The author is a Texas historian, particularly when it comes to East Texas. I've met him a few times.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 06, 2011 10:38 AM (q8u+l)

48 I read a book so I'm better then you.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 06, 2011 10:39 AM (qIHlG)

49 Michael Moore is very fat and uses scab labor.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 06, 2011 10:39 AM (qvify)

50 Miss'80sBaby, English language came about after the defeat of dead religions and the preparations for the World Wide Zombie Wars. Since my eye sight is failing i just toss in all the other zombieness into the zombie pool. Anyways what i meant to say is English is hard.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 06, 2011 10:39 AM (EiH7n)

51

I have to buy Peeps tomorrow before they run out.  I need an ethnically diverse group to reenact the LA Rodney King riots.

Posted by: mpfs, lost in PA at March 06, 2011 02:27 PM (iqMB

Ooh! Gritty social commentary using Anglo-centric pop culture iconography!

I bet you could score at least $50,000 from the NEA!

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2011 10:40 AM (nKJMp)

52 53 Miss'80sBaby, English language came about after the defeat of dead religions and the preparations for the World Wide Zombie Wars.
Since my eye sight is failing i just toss in all the other zombieness into the zombie pool.
Anyways what i meant to say is English is hard.

Well my grammar is apparently worse than usual today, for whatever reason. But what you say is indeed true, as English can be a difficult language to learn.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 06, 2011 10:41 AM (q8u+l)

53

30% contributions to your own bennefits package?

The Humanity!

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2011 10:41 AM (MctFb)

54 Watching spring training - only the Braves v Nationals but this evening is a cactus league game so shoudl be better. 

Sun is trying to peek through the clouds... not super-successful. 

Husband has told me what he thinks is the worst-case scenario on our taxes which really isn't as bad as I'd feared.  Hoping for the best-case scenario, of course. 

Just had a nice ham supper.  Enjoying a vinho verde with that. 

What do morons around the country keep as their cash reserves to deal with the emergencies and expenses that come with home ownership?  I really don't have a good feel of how big a cushion we need here. Based on the market, I'm assuming we'll wind up with a 15 year old house or newer. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2011 10:42 AM (pW2o8)

55 55 Funny stuff.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 06, 2011 10:42 AM (qIHlG)

56

Why has the Head Peep been so obsessed with that pathetic movie with MATT DAMON!  I'd rather watch paint dry.

Posted by: mpfs, lost in PA at March 06, 2011 10:42 AM (iqMB8)

57 So two blondes walk into a building. Ya think one of them would have seen it.

Posted by: BadgerBoy at March 06, 2011 10:43 AM (Fr8N6)

58 PDGAS

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 06, 2011 10:43 AM (qIHlG)

59 Ace may be watching The Adjustment Bureau again.

He's probably furiously rewriting the script for the 8th time.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish

So, we can expect another 10,000 word post? 

Posted by: moron at March 06, 2011 10:44 AM (nEa/y)

60

Y-not,

Believe me when I tell you this...you will never have enough cushion when you own a house.  It's a fact.

Posted by: mpfs, lost in PA at March 06, 2011 10:44 AM (iqMB8)

61 bacon...and beer
 
or cut out the middleman and have bacon beer.
 
Somewhere, someone has tried this I'm sure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 06, 2011 10:44 AM (h0RtZ)

62 63 Sure if you read the abridged version.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 06, 2011 10:44 AM (qIHlG)

63 G. Gordon Liddy was just on the tube telling me to hedge my bets and invest in Peeps! 

Posted by: mpfs, lost in PA at March 06, 2011 10:45 AM (iqMB8)

64 Here's a q for you morons that fly a lot.  My wife's 89-year-old father needs to fly somewhere, and his only photo ID consists of an expired AZ drivers license and an expired Sam's Club card.  He has no passport, cannot find his original SS card, his birth certificate, marriage license, or anything else.  Oh, he cannot speak due to a stroke almost twenty years ago, and to fly, will have to use a wheelchair from the curb to the plane, both ends of the trip.  He wears Depends.

He lives in NY state, in an assisted living place near us.  NY offers a photo ID thing through the BMV, but reading the requirements for documents in order to obtain one, it sounds like what you would need to open a butcher shop business in East Berlin in 1970.  Hopeless.

Can you fly with some lousy old expired photo IDs?  Will TSA permit this?

Why should police-state rules come down on a frail old fart like him?

Posted by: Usin-my-SS-checks-to-buy-MMJ at March 06, 2011 10:45 AM (4sQwu)

65

I have to buy Peeps tomorrow before they run out. I need an ethnically diverse group to reenact the LA Rodney King riots.

Posted by: mpfs, lost in PA

Pink, yellow, blue, and white?

Posted by: moron at March 06, 2011 10:46 AM (nEa/y)

66

69

That's TSAs favorite target.  They love to screw with oldsters.

Whatever you get from the TSA, get it in writing.

Posted by: mpfs, lost in PA at March 06, 2011 10:47 AM (iqMB8)

67 Today we are brewing beer in wifey's kitchen. She always gets frazzled and has to walk away. We are doing a full grain IPA. Since we have not real equipment we use a broccoli double boiler to sparge with.

The place  always takes on the aroma of hops.

One of the days I will photo journal how to brew beer with nothing but momma's pot and pans.

Posted by: sTevo at March 06, 2011 10:47 AM (VMcEw)

68 Get the pig drunk. Give the pig a date rape drug. Do not rape the pig. Let Mad Max run over the pig. Enjoy.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 06, 2011 10:48 AM (EiH7n)

69 Miss '80sBaby @ 34 My grammar is horrible today. That's obviously cries, not crys.

Your grammar is fine. It's your spelling that's off today.

Hier stehe ich. Ich kann nicht anders.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 06, 2011 10:48 AM (xqhoO)

70 Didn't have an Aunt Bernice, but my Aunt Ida made a superlative meat loaf--not kidding. Since she never wrote the recipe, no one's ever been able to replicate it properly. Lots of us tried, but never git it right,

Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2011 10:49 AM (ud5dN)

71 My anger management class is really starting to piss me off.

Posted by: Barbarian at March 06, 2011 10:49 AM (EL+OC)

72 72 That Beer Machine thing is a 5 gallon water bottle. The mixes cost as much as actual beer.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 06, 2011 10:49 AM (qIHlG)

73 63 Ace may be watching The Adjustment Bureau again.

He's probably furiously rewriting the script for the 8th time.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish

So, we can expect another 10,000 word post? 
Posted by: moron at March 06, 2011 02:44 PM

AoSHQ , with more MATT DAMON!!!

Posted by: MATT DAMON!! at March 06, 2011 10:49 AM (vdfwz)

74 I like meatloaf.  Especially with a spicy ketchup or chili sauce and mash potatoes.

Posted by: moron at March 06, 2011 10:50 AM (nEa/y)

75

  Apparently this spelling malady is catching. Should have been got.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2011 10:50 AM (ud5dN)

76

I bet you could score at least $50,000 from the NEA!

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2011 02:40 PM (nKJMp)

He needs to get in line.

Posted by: CAC, still waiting for HIS $50k from the NEA for painting boobs with green goo at March 06, 2011 10:50 AM (lV4Fs)

77 57 all I can document is the 1.5% paycut and 6% towards the bennies. These guys were friggin dillusional last night as they were sipping grey goose and smoking 25.00 cigars. Needless to say me and the mrs. Didn't stay long.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 06, 2011 10:50 AM (4b8Gq)

78 Next time you want to rip the libtards at an Ivy League school, consider this: Yale is under investigation for naked sex parties.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 06, 2011 10:50 AM (zgZzy)

79 Oh, and I love sugar as much as the next girl. But just the notion of chocolate dipped Peeps make me queasy.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 06, 2011 10:50 AM (xqhoO)

80 So HA readers, what was your Poppin' Fresh Squish Post of the Week?

Posted by: Poppin' Fresh at March 06, 2011 10:51 AM (vdfwz)

81

CAC,

I'm a she.

Posted by: mpfs, lost in PA at March 06, 2011 10:51 AM (iqMB8)

82
  Meatloaf and mashed, on of the all-time staple diner foods.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2011 10:51 AM (ud5dN)

83 Believe me when I tell you this...you will never have enough cushion when you own a house.

LOL. 

Well, I kind of know what you mean.  The past two homes we've tended to keep quite a bit pretty liquid, but I think maybe too much.  Looking at what we put into the California house over the 4 years we owned it, most of the expenses were voluntary (upgraded lighting, flooring, that sort of thing).  I'd say less than $10,000 was mandatory and even there we could have done some things more cheaply (such as repairing rather than replacing a fence with vinyl).  So I'm thinking really we've only needed a couple of grand each year, plus maybe keeping a chunk for something big like a roof or a HVAC thing.  So maybe $10,000 is enough?  (I'm not talking about the cushion for other sorts of unexpected shit - just for the house.)

BTW, this is funny.  We had no capital gain on the house.  We got a check, but it's not a capital gain relative to what we'd paid for it.  Because of that, none of the home improvements (or whatever the hell they call it in tax lingo) can be used to reduce our tax burden.  Had we made money on the house, they would.  I'm trying to figure out what kind of sense that makes. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2011 10:51 AM (pW2o8)

84 What was your AP audition for Daily Beast Post of the Week?

Posted by: AllahFrumdit at March 06, 2011 10:52 AM (vdfwz)

85

I'm a she.

Posted by: mpfs, lost in PA at March 06, 2011 02:51 PM (iqMB

Yeah.  The "m" gives it away, every time.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 06, 2011 10:52 AM (YX6i/)

86

Y-not, that's a tough question.

It would depend, just for starters, on how quickly you want to upgrade stuff that isn't actually broken. For instance, our 25 year house could use all new facets. And the bathrooms have dated counters and tub/showers.

Not going to do anything about it this year. Must replace fence. Really need to start on replacing windows.

Another factor is how cheap the original work was. Our Texas house was only 12 years old when we bought it, but everything in it was the cheapest version of crap and none of the 4-5 (!!) previous owners had upgraded a thing. With better quality stuff, we would have spent a lot less fixing and updating.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 06, 2011 10:53 AM (XdlcF)

87

 1) “Wort-Less Braggot“
This is President Barack ObamaÂ’s personal favorite [beer].

Dontcha mean:  "Worthless Braggart?"  

Posted by: Stillwater at March 06, 2011 10:53 AM (0GpN4)

88 AoSHQ , with more MATT DAMON!!!

Producing more MATT DAMON!!! round the clock.



Posted by: moron at March 06, 2011 10:53 AM (nEa/y)

89 74 Miss '80sBaby @ 34 My grammar is horrible today. That's obviously cries, not crys.

Your grammar is fine. It's your spelling that's off today.

Hier stehe ich. Ich kann nicht anders.

Well, it was both, but you're right that this^ was a spelling error.

"Here I stand. I can do no other."

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 06, 2011 10:53 AM (q8u+l)

90 Can you fly with some lousy old expired photo IDs?  Will TSA permit this?

Man, I thought I read somewhere that someone successfully flew without any id -- that it was really not mandatory.   Let me see if I can find that article. It was wihtin the past week or two, I think. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2011 10:53 AM (pW2o8)

91 What about the peeps at home depot or lowes.   If anything they'd probably jump in and buy it from you when the contest is over.

Posted by: curious at March 06, 2011 10:54 AM (k1rwm)

92

I'm a she.

Posted by: mpfs, lost in PA at March 06, 2011 02:51 PM (iqMB

well then you are already disqualified from an NEA grant- they frown on misogynistic identity markers like "gender"

Posted by: CAC at March 06, 2011 10:55 AM (lV4Fs)

93 SNL Sheen added.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 06, 2011 10:55 AM (EMuWJ)

94 My question:  Is it legal to record my kids without my permission, even if we are in public?  Is it legal to put a vid of my kids, without my permission on You Tube? What if a member of my family tries to do it? Is the law different then?

Pandora's box, momma.

I have an absolutely gorgeous 14-year-old niece who's always mistaken for 18+. Hint: 32DD, no kidding. Tall, blonde, blue. Extremely naive.

Anyway, one day she didn't want to bother coming into the post office with me to do some boring errand, so she stayed in the car and listened to the radio. When I came out, some seedy guy was parked right next to her jerking off -- I saw him, she didn't. I drove outta there and we're idling on the street in front of a bus stop. An equally seedy guy leers at her and exclaims, "I LIKE that!" He leans over and takes her picture with his cell phone.

What are ya gonna do? Public spaces + technology = double-edged sword (Breitbart, seedy guys).

Posted by: arhooley at March 06, 2011 10:55 AM (uJqXl)

95

  I'd say less than $10,000 was mandatory and even there we could have done some things more cheaply (such as repairing rather than replacing a fence

Darn it woman, stop answering your own questions before I answer them the exact same way.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 06, 2011 10:55 AM (XdlcF)

96 If he wears his laundry on his head and keeps asking for Admiral Ackbar he should be fine.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 06, 2011 10:56 AM (qIHlG)

97
I just don't know how in the world anybody could like Peeps. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at March 06, 2011 02:30 PM (vbh31)

I luvs watching them in the microwave.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 06, 2011 10:56 AM (7+pP9)

98

The U.S. labor movement now consists almost exclusively of government employees, employees of companies doing government contracts, or companies that are subsidized by government.

Posted by: Angelo M. Codevilla at March 06, 2011 10:56 AM (tvs2p)

99 The mixes cost as much as actual beer.

I have it down to $35 for two cases using grain. The hops are the expensive part.

Posted by: sTevo at March 06, 2011 10:57 AM (VMcEw)

100

I'm a she.

Posted by: mpfs, lost in PA at March 06, 2011 02:51 PM (iqMB

well then you are already disqualified from an NEA grant- they frown on misogynistic identity markers like "gender"

Posted by: CAC

 

I know what this is about.  It's because I'm a Jooooo, right?  Wait till I come out with my own line of kosher Peeps.  Then we will see who has the last laugh!!

Posted by: mpfs, lost in PA at March 06, 2011 10:57 AM (iqMB8)

101 Meatloaf and mashed, on of the all-time staple diner foods.

And I think there is a federal law that requires real mashed taters if there is meatloaf. Oh, and homemade gravy, too.

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2011 10:57 AM (okCHU)

102 OK, I'm finding all sorts of posts on flying-related discussion boards about flying without id. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2011 10:58 AM (pW2o8)

103 I just don't know how in the world anybody could like Peeps. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at March 06, 2011 02:30 PM (vbh31)

I only like peeps when they are stale.

Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2011 10:59 AM (VuLos)

104 What do you do when you have a dying news rag that is so heavily in debt that you had to sell it for a dollar?

Hire the biggest cash burner in the industry to run it!

A New Newsweek  by Tina Brown
It’s not just another week for this magazine. It’s a new day—and, we hope, a new era.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2011 10:59 AM (vdfwz)

105 Wonderful world we live in.  Iran and Syria won't get a slap on the wrist, even with Mohammed Elbaradei no longer the head of the IAEA.

Iran and Syria to escape reprimand of IAEA board

So when does the fireworks begin?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 06, 2011 10:59 AM (TK2zK)

106 Some of these Texas columnists today are trying to equate what happened at the Alamo with Gov. Perry's budget that defunds (among other agencies) the Texas Historical Commission. Heaven knows I hate losing the Historical Commission but it's (1) a horribly unfair and demeaning comparison and (2) this is something that must be done.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 06, 2011 11:00 AM (q8u+l)

107 Meatloaf is good, but I think the man prefers meatballs.  Guess it's the Italian heritage.  I make these veal ones now that are to die for. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2011 11:00 AM (pW2o8)

108 Peeps are like Candy Corn -- you don't like them, you love them because they're part of a tradition
Posted by: de Soothsayer at March 06, 2011 02:33 PM

Different ending for me: Peeps are like Candy Corn -- you hate them and they mar a perfectly good holiday.

The first time I tasted candy corn I didn't "get" it. I took it to my mom because I thought some bad person had slipped me some medicine.

Peeps -- a waste of marshmallow ingredients.

Posted by: arhooley at March 06, 2011 11:01 AM (uJqXl)

109

Meatloaf is good, but I think the man prefers meatballs.  Guess it's the Italian heritage.  I make these veal ones now that are to die for. 

 

What do you add for fat? When I make them with Veal I need to add suet and Ricotta to keep them from drying out.

 I prefer a well marbled Chuck Roast.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2011 11:02 AM (wgSOy)

110 how un-American of you

Posted by: de Soothsayer at March 06, 2011 11:02 AM (0gPmu)

111 Google "seattle man id tsa" for articles about a guy who won his legal battle to fly without id. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2011 11:06 AM (pW2o8)

112 Candy Corn is fun to eat. First you bite off the white tip. Then you carefully bite off the bottom.

Posted by: de Soothsayer at March 06, 2011 11:06 AM (0gPmu)

113
  Peeps are fun to nuke for 3secs( they get softball size) and give to the dog.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2011 11:06 AM (ud5dN)

114
Wonderful world we live in.  Iran and Syria won't get a slap on the wrist, even with Mohammed Elbaradei no longer the head of the IAEA.

Iran and Syria to escape reprimand of IAEA board

So when does the fireworks begin?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 06, 2011 02:59 PM
-------------------
Tonight! We're celebrating Obama's 1000th golf game with lard-cooked ribs, chocolate mousse dusted with crushed pearls, corn chips, and a tour of Secret Service headquarters for the entertainers (a team of Chinese acrobats).

Posted by: Michelle-O at March 06, 2011 11:06 AM (uJqXl)

115 I like to use buttermilk in my meatloaf. It softens it up a bit and adds a pleasant degree of tartness.

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2011 11:06 AM (nKJMp)

116 I'd tell him to pay the 30% and be goddam glad he has a job.

Posted by: SurferDoc at March 06, 2011 11:06 AM (pykNO)

117 Charlie Sheen blah blah blahwinning blah blah blah tiger blood blah blah blahha ha hee hee ho ho

Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2011 11:07 AM (BP6Z1)

118 So when does the fireworks begin?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 06, 2011 02:59 PM

Everybody dance!

Posted by: Katy Perry's boobs at March 06, 2011 11:09 AM (vdfwz)

119 I watched Inception last night and enjoyed it, despite it's strange and implausible  plotline. 

Posted by: toby928™ at March 06, 2011 11:09 AM (GTbGH)

120 Gotta go.  They Flying Nun is on. 

Posted by: mpfs, lost in PA at March 06, 2011 11:09 AM (iqMB8)

121 Gentlemen, START YOUR ENGINES!

Posted by: toby928™ at March 06, 2011 11:09 AM (GTbGH)

122 You don't know Spock!

Star Trek Trivia Quizzes

Posted by: James T Kirk at March 06, 2011 11:11 AM (vdfwz)

123

ErikW,

Is there a certain kind of buttermilk that works best?

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 06, 2011 11:11 AM (XdlcF)

124 What do you add for fat? When I make them with Veal I need to add suet and Ricotta to keep them from drying out.

Hmmm... Well the trick may be the milk.  The binder is stale bread soaked in milk, then the milk squeezed out.  Then I saute them  in olive oil.  Make a pan reduction with white vermouth and broth. 
www.foodandwine.com / recipes / veal-meatballs-with-fried-sage-leaves

They're delicious.  I've been serving them with steamed spaghetti squash with a bit of butter and cheese (no sauce). 

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2011 11:11 AM (pW2o8)

125 And you can take stale peeps, plus a bat, to give the aforementioned dog some exercise.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2011 11:12 AM (ud5dN)

126

re: rdbrewers sidebar about alien life!  Check out Watts up with That .  Seems this same researcher made the same claims in 1994 and again in 2004.

http://tinyurl.com/6ygmtrf

one of the commenters there makes a good point.  Just because a lifeform comes in on a stroid, why would you assume it's alien and not that it's a piece of earth lifeform blasted off when the earth was hit in one of her spectacular hits in the past and it's just made it's way back?  I likey!

 

Posted by: yip at March 06, 2011 11:13 AM (SyLEU)

127 You too can sound nuts!

Charlie Sheen Soundboard

Posted by: kbdabear, running up the sockpuppet count at March 06, 2011 11:13 AM (vdfwz)

128

Posted by: Katy Perry's boobs at March 06, 2011 03:09 PM (vdfwz)

I'd prefer that type of firework to the ghasty, nuclear alternative that Iran and Syria undoubtedly have in progress. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 06, 2011 11:14 AM (TK2zK)

129 The mars thing...

Yeah, I'm an electron microscopist and a life scientist.  I've seen shit in electron micrographs that looked like all kinds of things.  No way I'd trust a paper about "alien life" published using that technique and in that journal. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2011 11:15 AM (pW2o8)

130

one of the commenters there makes a good point.  Just because a lifeform comes in on a stroid, why would you assume it's alien and not that it's a piece of earth lifeform blasted off when the earth was hit in one of her spectacular hits in the past and it's just made it's way back?  I likey!

 Posted by: yip at March 06, 2011 03:13 PM


Who are you going to believe, that guy or our wild eyed scroungy haired experts?

Posted by: The History Channel's Scientific Experts at March 06, 2011 11:15 AM (vdfwz)

131  Another half or three quarters of an hour the paint will be dry enough to put new foam on the heater box doors. And then the installation. After that, the list is nearly done, and the car can be driven.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2011 11:16 AM (ud5dN)

132 Candy Corn is fun to eat. First you bite off the white tip.

Then you carefully bite off the bottom.

Wrong.  First, you stick them on your canines like Dracula teeth.  Second, you go around growling at your little sister like a monster.  Then you bite off the white tip.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 06, 2011 11:17 AM (EMuWJ)

133 Sock-removal post, but I'll throw in a useless tidbit from Publishers Marketplace:

Daniel James Brown's THE BOYS IN THE BOAT, the tale of Joe Rantz and his quest for self-respect during the Depression, as he joins eight other sons of farmers, loggers and fishermen, who rise to prominence from the University of Washington freshman crew to the 1936 Berlin Olympics, where they confront the Germans to bring home the gold, to Joshua Kendall at Viking Penguin, in a seven-figure deal, at auction, by Dorian Karchmar at William Morris Endeavor.

Film rights to the Weinstein Company, with Kenneth Branagh attached to direct, at auction, by William Morris Endeavor.

Posted by: arhooley at March 06, 2011 11:17 AM (uJqXl)

134 Bringin' the Crazy

Mel Gibson vs Charlie Sheen

Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2011 11:18 AM (vdfwz)

135 BTW, this is funny.  We had no capital gain on the house.  We got a check, but it's not a capital gain relative to what we'd paid for it.  Because of that, none of the home improvements (or whatever the hell they call it in tax lingo) can be used to reduce our tax burden.  Had we made money on the house, they would.  I'm trying to figure out what kind of sense that makes.

Up until about 20 years ago (I think) a lot of the more wealthy people were using dodgy real estate investments that always "lost money" as a tax dodge. Congress and the IRS revised the code to severely limit that activity during one of their "tax simplification" frenzies.

That being said if filing jointly you should be able to file for a minimum of $3,000 in capitol losses in a single year from sale of real estate.

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2011 11:19 AM (M9Ie6)

136 Daniel James Brown's THE BOYS IN THE BOAT,

Is it as good as The Little Man in the Boat?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2011 11:20 AM (vdfwz)

137

ErikW,

Is there a certain kind of buttermilk that works best?

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 06, 2011 03:11 PM (XdlcF)

Surely a sophisticated foodie such as yourself already knows the answer to that!

Only the superior quality of Belgian buttermilk will do in such a culinary application!

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2011 11:20 AM (nKJMp)

138 the dracula teeth how could I forget?

Posted by: de Soothsayer at March 06, 2011 11:21 AM (0gPmu)

139 Yeah, I'm an electron microscopist and a life scientist.  I've seen shit in electron micrographs that looked like all kinds of things.  No way I'd trust a paper about "alien life" published using that technique and in that journal.

The one protein I work with forms structures big enough to view under EM - its one isoform looks like a large barrel. 

I wonder if there is enough residual material within these meteorites to do some kind of elemental analysis of the alleged bacterial fossils.  That would be more conclusive than subjective EM images.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 06, 2011 11:21 AM (TK2zK)

140 BTW, the law as I understand it for "improvements" is very vague. In most cases what most people would consider "improvements" are considered by the IRS as normal routine upkeep and maintenance.

However, if you can show that an improvement would have normally added capital value to the house it should be considered a capital investment.

Replacing carpet and painting is maintenance. Adding a new room is capital improvement. Somewhere in between those two things lies a boundary.

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2011 11:23 AM (M9Ie6)

141

Any morons lookng for a job? Amazon in Seattle is going to hire 1,900 workers this year.

http://tinyurl.com/4sdoncc

"We're looking for very talented software developers," said Susan Harker, director of global talent acquisition at Amazon.

Other openings call for recruiters, product managers, salespeople, graphic designers and supply-chain analysts.

Posted by: robtr at March 06, 2011 11:23 AM (MtwBb)

142 Meatloaf, meatballs, spagetti...I have a bad case of hangover hunger, you morons are drivin me nuts!

Posted by: dananjcon at March 06, 2011 11:23 AM (hiMsy)

143 Only the superior quality of Belgian buttermilk will do in such a culinary application!

OMG.  I am such a cretin.  I always have a little tub of that freeze-dried buttermilk on hand... hangs head in shame



Oh, and thanks Vic.  Permit me a couple of minutes of hating rich people. 

I think our tax guy is pretty good, so fingers crossed on what he comes up with for a number. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2011 11:23 AM (pW2o8)

144 I joined a health club.  Spent about 300 bucks.  Haven't lost a lick of weight.  Apparently you have to GO there...

Posted by: Theresa D wants to lose weight for the reunion at March 06, 2011 11:24 AM (2hQbY)

145 139 My money is on Pakistan lighting the fuse for some nuclear fireworks.

Most likely.  There are so many ways the situation in the ME can get really bad, really quickly.  I heard on the radio this morning that Baharani protesters were advancing on the PM's office. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 06, 2011 11:24 AM (TK2zK)

146 nah, losing fat/weight comes from a good diet

Posted by: de Soothsayer at March 06, 2011 11:25 AM (0gPmu)

147 #8
Momma, the power of AoSHQ!!  Song up to 180,000!

Posted by: Kemp at March 06, 2011 11:26 AM (JpFM9)

148 We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot of information in our heads.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

Posted by: Theresa D wants to lose weight for the reunion at March 06, 2011 11:26 AM (2hQbY)

149 The one protein I work with forms structures big enough to view under EM - its one isoform looks like a large barrel. 

What's the MW?  Any symmetry?  I know the nice vs evil cryoEM groups if you want a referral. 

I wonder if there is enough residual material within these meteorites to do some kind of elemental analysis of the alleged bacterial fossils.

I was thinking energy filtered TEMs might be useful, but the sample prep could be tricky and I confess I'm ignorant about what the nature of a fossilized bacterium would be. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2011 11:26 AM (pW2o8)

150 Most likely.  There are so many ways the situation in the ME can get really bad, really quickly.  I heard on the radio this morning that Baharani protesters were advancing on the PM's office. 
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 06, 2011 03:24 PM

I called the producers at CNN and they have no intel on that

Posted by: Leon Panetta at March 06, 2011 11:28 AM (vdfwz)

151 this might be an afternoon for a little Jeevs & Wooster

Posted by: de Soothsayer at March 06, 2011 11:28 AM (0gPmu)

152 125 I watched Inception last night and enjoyed it, despite it's strange and implausible  plotline. 

Posted by: toby928™ at March 06, 2011 03:09 PM (GTbGH)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Scrooge MacDuck at March 06, 2011 11:31 AM (BP6Z1)

153 Any morons lookng for a job? Amazon in Seattle is going to hire 1,900 workers this year.

Lotta' jobs coming into Utah County (Utah Valley) over the next couple of years in engineering and IT.  See http://business.utah.gov/

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2011 11:32 AM (pW2o8)

154

And I think there is a federal law that requires real mashed taters if there is meatloaf. Oh, and homemade gravy, too.

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2011 02:57 PM (okCHU)

My lunch has been mashed tater sandwiches for over 75 years.

Posted by: Dageood at March 06, 2011 11:32 AM (7+pP9)

155 You could at least mention the gunrunner BATFE scandal once.
Beanbags 0- AKs 1.
Or you can talk about me behind my back, I'm headed for New Orleans and the Orpheus Ball tomorrow night. Charlie Sheen is the Grand Marshall.

Posted by: dr kill at March 06, 2011 11:32 AM (le5qc)

156 I saw Inception a few weeks ago with my sister and her husband.  We all 3 had a bit of a difference of opinion of  the film, but we were all in awe of  the special effects. 

I don't usually like to watch movies that make me think so hard about what's going on.   

Posted by: Theresa D wants to lose weight for the reunion at March 06, 2011 11:33 AM (2hQbY)

157 BTW, the law as I understand it for "improvements" is very vague.

Yeah, we gathered that.  Anyway, it's a moot point in our case. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2011 11:33 AM (pW2o8)

158 Remember BATFINK? His sidekick was KARATE and his car was BATILLAC.

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at March 06, 2011 11:35 AM (0gPmu)

159 haha, that was actually a funny SNL skit. It's been awhile since I saw on of those.

Posted by: robtr at March 06, 2011 11:36 AM (MtwBb)

160 Remember BAT MASTERSON? (I don't.)

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at March 06, 2011 11:36 AM (0gPmu)

161 What's the MW?  Any symmetry?  I know the nice vs evil cryoEM groups if you want a referral.

Approximately 1 MDa.  As for symmetry, well, it forms ring and chain-shaped structures - the precise symmetry of this structure escapes me at the moment.

 I was thinking energy filtered TEMs might be useful, but the sample prep could be tricky and I confess I'm ignorant about what the nature of a fossilized bacterium would be.

I am too.  If somebody could find bacteria in a meteorite that is in its spore form vs a vegetative form, it might be hardy enough to do the elemental analysis you suggest. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 06, 2011 11:37 AM (TK2zK)

162 Sounds like there's already an EM group working on it.  If it's not a cryoEM group, let me know.  It's plenty big enough for real structural studies. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2011 11:40 AM (pW2o8)

163

I generally HATE buttermilk but a local dairy had some that wasn't pasteurized/homogenized or some such such shit and it was excellent. My friends father bought it from a dairy about 40 miles from me so I never sought it out. It would probably be killer for cooking.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 06, 2011 11:40 AM (7+pP9)

164 RINGO by Lorne Greene vs BIG BAD JOHN by Jimmy Dean?

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at March 06, 2011 11:42 AM (0gPmu)

165

Re: #120

Why would some Scandi furniture company be reprimanding Iran and Syria?

Posted by: gebrauchshund at March 06, 2011 11:43 AM (iYwUw)

166

It would probably be killer for cooking.

Mini-Pancake Muffins. 

 Recipe at a site called 'Bakerella'.  Basically a Waffle mix baked in Mini Muffin Tins.  The Blueberry variety are well recived.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2011 11:44 AM (wgSOy)

167 RINGO by Lorne Greene vs BIG BAD JOHN by Jimmy Dean?

Both of those are worthy tales in a song, but most of the Morons are probably too young to remember them.

Fortunately I have both in my library.

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2011 11:45 AM (M9Ie6)

168 If this clip from the Dean Martin show doesn't make you laugh-out-loud... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIIHPJZHXVo

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at March 06, 2011 11:46 AM (0gPmu)

169 174 Sounds like there's already an EM group working on it.  If it's not a cryoEM group, let me know.  It's plenty big enough for real structural studies.

That EM data was collected awhile ago.  This protein has some very interesting oligomerization properties; I did some work several years ago characterizing point and domain mutants of this protein to try to tease out portions of the protein responsible for its self-association properties. 

In hindsight, I sometimes wish my thesis project was based more around structural studies rather than the immunological tract that I took, although the immunology angle is very interesting in itself - just a pain at times with bio-activity studies and such. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 06, 2011 11:46 AM (TK2zK)

170 I ordered books on Amazon!

This internet thing the kids are talking about really "busts a move"!

Posted by: countrydoc at March 06, 2011 11:46 AM (131HS)

171 Dean & Lorne are on the stage on horses trying to do a skit. Dean's horse is being an asshole. Dean is making jokes. Lorne is cracking up.

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at March 06, 2011 11:48 AM (0gPmu)

172 Man, just saw an ad on TV with Bill Nye the science guy for a toll pass on a bridge in the Seattle area.  He's all wrinkly n' stuff. 

Posted by: Theresa D wants to lose weight for the reunion at March 06, 2011 11:49 AM (2hQbY)

173 167 You could at least mention the gunrunner BATFE scandal once.
Posted by: dr kill at March 06, 2011 03:32 PM (le5qc)

I sent Ace an email tip on that story from AT the other day, but I think he has an aversion to anything gun.

Unbelievable story, that is a blockbuster screenplay/movie just waiting for the right treatment, which unfortunately is the opposite of what will probably result.

Posted by: ontherocks at March 06, 2011 11:50 AM (HBqDo)

174 Something weird?  Open up 3 tabs of Randall talking about honey badgers.  Then start them all.  (Wait five or ten seconds in between each one.) For some reason, it only works with three.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 06, 2011 11:50 AM (EMuWJ)

175 Man, just saw an ad on TV with Bill Nye the science guy for a toll pass on a bridge in the Seattle area.  He's all wrinkly n' stuff. 

Posted by: Theresa D wants to lose weight for the reunion at March 06, 2011 03:49 PM (2hQbY

Yeah that's on the 520 bridge, tolls are supposed to start next month I think. Nobody is buying the pass. The state is worried that people will use the back roads (like me) or the I90 bridge which won't be tolled.

Posted by: robtr at March 06, 2011 11:52 AM (MtwBb)

176 screw this imma go out for chicken n waffles

Posted by: 7 Chinese Spammers at March 06, 2011 11:52 AM (hCQG5)

177 I'm headed for New Orleans and the Orpheus Ball tomorrow night. Charlie Sheen is the Grand Marshall.

Posted by: dr kill at March 06, 2011 03:32 PM (le5qc)

You're not serious, are you?

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2011 11:52 AM (nKJMp)

178 I have had a robin trying to fly through the same window in my house for two days now. There is a bush in front of the window, he sits on the bush and keeps trying to jump through the window. dumbass

Posted by: robtr at March 06, 2011 11:55 AM (MtwBb)

179 #178  Thanks for that site. As I scroll through it I see a 14 layer cake in my future

Posted by: some wench at March 06, 2011 11:55 AM (bqjJT)

180

 Recipe at a site called 'Bakerella'.  Basically a Waffle mix baked in Mini Muffin Tins.  The Blueberry variety are well recived.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2011 03:44 PM

Who left all these muffin stumps in back of the shelter? I never got so many complaints!

Posted by: Rebecca DeMornay at March 06, 2011 11:59 AM (vdfwz)

181 191 I have had a robin trying to fly through the same window in my house for two days now. There is a bush in front of the window, he sits on the bush and keeps trying to jump through the window. dumbass

Next time, don't clean your windows with Windex.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 06, 2011 12:00 PM (TK2zK)

182 Is there a certain kind of buttermilk that works best?

The kind that has the butter and milk premixed.  I tried to do it manually one time.  The result wasn't pretty and I think illegal in Delaware.

Posted by: countrydoc at March 06, 2011 12:00 PM (131HS)

183 It appears that Sheen's Korner will be on again tonight. WINNING!

Posted by: moron at March 06, 2011 12:01 PM (nEa/y)

184 Next time, don't clean your windows with Windex.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 06, 2011 04:00 PM (TK2zK)

I called the government and asked for smarter robins, they will take care of it for me.

Posted by: robtr at March 06, 2011 12:01 PM (MtwBb)

185 The perfect thread?

A discussion of whether GOProud should sponsor a screening of The Adjustment Bureau at CPAC.

Posted by: countrydoc at March 06, 2011 12:03 PM (131HS)

186 You know you can grow them yourself?
Posted by: Downscaled Upscale

I plan on it. One of these days i will get a couple of rhizomes from several varieties.

I have been kicking around the idea of making hop extract to boost a nascar swill for moments when I am in mixed company or at at a cheezy restaurant.

Posted by: sTevo at March 06, 2011 12:04 PM (VMcEw)

187 What a contradiction--buttermilk pancakes rock, but trying to swallow buttermilk? Physically CANNOT do that.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2011 12:04 PM (ud5dN)

188 I have had a robin trying to fly through the same window in my house for two days now. There is a bush in front of the window, he sits on the bush and keeps trying to jump through the window. dumbass

No, not dumbass. He sees something through the window and inside your house (or maybe his own reflection) that looks like a lady robin. hornbird

Posted by: moron at March 06, 2011 12:05 PM (nEa/y)

189 Just because a lifeform comes in on a stroid, why would you assume it's alien and not that it's a piece of earth lifeform blasted off when the earth was hit in one of her spectacular hits in the past and it's just made it's way back?

The composition of the meteorite is different than rocks from earth.  But no, I don't believe the Aliens on a Rock story either.

Posted by: countrydoc at March 06, 2011 12:05 PM (131HS)

190 Robert:  Are you cockblocking cock robin???

Posted by: moron at March 06, 2011 12:06 PM (nEa/y)

191 151. Replacing carpet and painting is maintenance. Adding a new room is capital improvement. Somewhere in between those two things lies a boundary.

Wonder about taking the wheels off?

Posted by: SCRednek at March 06, 2011 12:08 PM (1dCTA)

192 Okay, good people--time to go have our Mardi Gras dinner--have an excellent evening, all.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2011 12:09 PM (ud5dN)

193 I always laugh at commercials for prescription drugs because they put the most pleasant and soothing images possible on the screen while the narrator lists all the horrible side effects. Sure, you might lose complete function of your wang while suffering through constant anal bleeding before dying a slow horrible death, but just look at how happy that old man fishing in a stream is.

Posted by: booger at March 06, 2011 12:10 PM (9RFH1)

Posted by: pitythefool at March 06, 2011 12:11 PM (BjQSh)

195 Screw you, my Aunt Bernice made a great meatloaf! It was 88% meat, the rest signature recipe. If you want to see that recipe, log on to auntbernicemeatloaf.com

Posted by: Chris R at March 06, 2011 12:11 PM (QiNmA)

196 Mardi Gras dinner

Make sure you complement the ladies by asking them to show their beads.

Posted by: sTevo at March 06, 2011 12:12 PM (VMcEw)

197 209 I love large beads. I hear they are good for your heart.

Posted by: Chris R at March 06, 2011 12:13 PM (QiNmA)

198 I nominate this for the best AoS post ever.

Posted by: Cherry π at March 06, 2011 12:15 PM (+sBB4)

199 600-year-old American Indian historical account has Old Norse words Ya, we got around, a bit.

Posted by: fluffy: dirty, dirty Skandi at March 06, 2011 12:16 PM (4Kl5M)

200 Irongrampa, I feel the same way.  Loved my mom's buttermilk pancakes and biscuits, but ever since I watched a glass of buttermilk being poured and saw what I thought were lumps in it,  I get the 'urps' just thinking about drinking it. 

Posted by: Theresa D wants to lose weight for the reunion at March 06, 2011 12:17 PM (2hQbY)

201 Oprah is comprised of 12% filler

Posted by: Cherry π at March 06, 2011 12:18 PM (+sBB4)

202 My granny, Mom's mom, used to call it "burrmilk."  I called it that until I was unceremoniously corrected and embarrassed for my idiocy by a girl in 5th grade in front of a group of friends.  Another reason to hate the stuff. 

Posted by: Theresa D wants to lose weight for the reunion at March 06, 2011 12:18 PM (2hQbY)

203 600-year-old American Indian historical account has Old Norse words

Posted by: pitythefool at March 06, 2011 04:11 PM (BjQSh)

What, no mention of the Kensington Runestone?

The purpose of science is to serve mankind. You seem to regard science as some kind of dodge... or hustle. Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable! You are a poor scientist, Dr. Venkman!

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2011 12:23 PM (nKJMp)

204
What a contradiction--buttermilk pancakes rock, but trying to swallow buttermilk? Physically CANNOT do that.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2011 04:04 PM (ud5dN)

I always hated it except for the FEW times I had it from ONE dairy. That stuff was excellent. No glops of yellow stuff. I guess you have to hunt it own.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 06, 2011 12:26 PM (7+pP9)

205
Oops! -- I guess you have to hunt it down.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 06, 2011 12:28 PM (7+pP9)

206 196 It appears that Sheen's Korner will be on again tonight. WINNING!
Posted by: moron at March 06, 2011 04:01 PM

Does he need a co-host?

Posted by: Kathleen Parker at March 06, 2011 12:31 PM (vdfwz)

207 RE: Peeps.

If you like marshmallow, but think Peeps are just too sweet and chemically, try hunting down the white ones. The taste is slightly different than the colored ones.


Posted by: shibumi at March 06, 2011 12:33 PM (OKZrE)

208 There's a runestone in Heavner, Oklahoma too.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 06, 2011 12:36 PM (EMuWJ)

209 PEEPS  - I bite the heads off and then I'm done with them.

Posted by: moron at March 06, 2011 12:36 PM (nEa/y)

210
Next time, don't clean your windows with Windex.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 06, 2011 04:00 PM (TK2zK)

Nonsense!  Windex cleans everything to include parakeet poop.

Posted by: Tula's Dad at March 06, 2011 12:37 PM (ZHsNw)

211

I was just being a dumbass, BTW.

In fact, I've been interested in anthropology since I was young and I've long believed that Columbus was not the first European to make it to America.

I also believe that humans in general have populated the New World FAR longer than what is generally accepted in the scientific community.

 

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2011 12:38 PM (nKJMp)

212 There's a runestone in Heavner, Oklahoma too.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 06, 2011 04:36 PM (EMuWJ)

I didn't know about that one. Fascinating!

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2011 12:41 PM (nKJMp)

213 I also believe that humans in general have populated the New World FAR longer than what is generally accepted in the scientific community. Our features look African, don't they?

Posted by: giant Olmec heads at March 06, 2011 12:48 PM (4Kl5M)

214 escher fans will love this

Posted by: elspeth at March 06, 2011 12:49 PM (eTQql)

215 I also believe that humans in general have populated the New World FAR longer than what is generally accepted in the scientific community.

I know...I, myself, have found petrified PEEPS under the couch and behind bookcases.

Posted by: moron at March 06, 2011 12:50 PM (nEa/y)

216 I also believe that humans in general have populated the New World FAR longer than what is generally accepted in the scientific community.

And for far too long, America has acted ... stupidly... on this continent

Posted by: King Barry the Apologetic at March 06, 2011 12:52 PM (vdfwz)

217 Our features look African, don't they?

Posted by: giant Olmec heads at March 06, 2011 04:48 PM (4Kl5M)

Could be Pacific Aboriginals, too.

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2011 12:53 PM (nKJMp)

218

Here is that outer space life paper.

Yeah, and what about the Kensington Rune Stone?  If it's a fake, it's one of the best-executed fakes in history.  History Channel did an interesting two-hour show on that and other supposed evidence of Norse-Templar exploration of North America.  Who knows? 

Posted by: Beagle at March 06, 2011 01:01 PM (sOtz/)

219 #227

Cool! 

There is a road exit north of Greensboro, NC, on 220, I think I remember, that looks to be going up hill, because of the mountains around, but is going down hill.  Drunk teenagers would go up there and bet their friends it was not going up hill, then roll a beer can down it.

Good fun, till the cops come.

Posted by: Kemp at March 06, 2011 01:02 PM (JpFM9)

220

That Norse stuff is garbage.

And nobody can disprove my anthropological theories.

Posted by: Lewis Binford at March 06, 2011 01:07 PM (7+pP9)

221 HELLO CLEVELAND!

Posted by: chemjeff at March 06, 2011 01:20 PM (GaLxs)

222 I take great exception to those who say Barack Obama is nothing more than Jimmy Carter II. When did Jimmy Carter benefit from Affirmative Action?

Posted by: Shoppy at March 06, 2011 01:22 PM (xvCQK)

223 No, not dumbass. He sees something through the window and inside your house (or maybe his own reflection) that looks like a lady robin. hornbird

Many years ago my m-i-l had a bird that did this, and he came back the following spring She called him her gay bird, which I found hilarious since m-i-l was born in 1907.

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2011 01:23 PM (okCHU)

224 Anthroplogists from Greece have made a startling discovery while investigating Norse ruins in the tip of Greenland. Ancient Norse boatmakingmay have taken place 1,000 years earlier than previously recorded! This fantastic discovery will reshape history as we know it. A ancient Norse ship was discovered in a block of ice almost perfectly intact. Carbon dating has verified the ship as being built in 35 AD! The ship was found so perfectly preserved that even its name is readable. The ships name "Obama sucks cock".

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 06, 2011 01:23 PM (BJZ2I)

225 Jimmy at least turned down the heat. Barry turns it up and flys in a personal trainer from Chicago. Jimmy for being full asswipe at least pretended to have malaise with everyone else. Barky's like Marion Berry--who btw just got his car booted for unpaid parking tickets--all corruption no "sacrifice".

Posted by: dagny at March 06, 2011 01:25 PM (66JDx)

226

In fact, I've been interested in anthropology since I was young and I've long believed that Columbus was not the first European to make it to America.

The Vikings settled in Newfoundland briefly, 500 years before Columbus.  It's not a matter of serious dispute anymore.  (Er, the science is settled.)

Check out  L'Anse aux Meadows, Newfoundland.  IIRC, there are some other settlement sites too.  The Vikings don't get credit for "discovering" the New World though because their contact wasn't the start of sustained relationship with Europe.  Columbus' was.

Posted by: Cicero at March 06, 2011 01:26 PM (QKKT0)

227 B. Obama as Jimmy Carter II? When did Jimmeh ditch chemistry class in high school to do blow with Frank Marshall Davis?

Posted by: Shoppy at March 06, 2011 01:30 PM (xvCQK)

228

If you're like my kids you make Peep performance art, then share with your mom's friends -- massive peep destruction plus people giving sideways glances at your mom as to what sort of environment are these kids being raised in.

Melting Peep, Peep firing squad, Peep Reign of Terror, Peep blowgun, Peep slingshot, Peep roadkill, Peepzilla, Zombie Peep...at least they kept it to acts of violence and nothing else.

Posted by: unknown jane at March 06, 2011 01:31 PM (5/yRG)

229

I also believe that humans in general have populated the New World FAR longer than what is generally accepted in the scientific community.

 Did you know about the caucazoid skeleton that was found in the 90s? It was said to predate the arrival of the Indians. Clinton's administration scooped it up and then turned it over to the local Indian tribe under the premise that all  ancient bones belong to them.

The theory was, that ole Bill was taking care of his constituents. Wouldn't due for people to ask too many questions about how original white boy died and why there were none left. Might make the cry of victimhood a bit sticky.

Posted by: kidney at March 06, 2011 01:31 PM (3j6OS)

230

I think the Mormons say that one of the 12 Tribes of Israel somehow made it to the New World in biblical times.  They are supposed to be ancestors of some of the Indians.  I remember reading that a recent mitochondrial DNA analysis had completely debunked that theory.  Science 1, religion 0.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Mittens!

Posted by: Cicero at March 06, 2011 01:32 PM (QKKT0)

231 B. Hussein just Jimmy Carter II? Really? They say Jimmeh was so anal he kept track of who in his Administration was reserving the White House tennis court. Barack Obama is getting anal while watching tennis on ESPN. Clearly not the same.

Posted by: Shoppy at March 06, 2011 01:34 PM (xvCQK)

232 "The One" just a reincarnation of the Carter Presidency? Doubt it! While at Camp David, Jimmy Carter was thankful to have the Jewish leader there to achieve a lasting peace. Barack Obama is glad to be at Camp David with no Jews present so he can have peace at last. B.Obama. Clearly not Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Shoppy at March 06, 2011 01:41 PM (xvCQK)

233 B. Hussain Jimmeh Carter II? Jimmy was a Nuke Sub commander, he spent many hours on a big black long hard vessel full of Seaman. HMMMM, maybe more alike than we realize.

Posted by: Oldsailor at March 06, 2011 01:44 PM (oBXlb)

234 The Carter and Obama presidency. How can you tell them apart? Carter only had one ugly daughter. Shit, I'm getting audited this year aren't I? Glad I kept my receipts.

Posted by: Shoppy at March 06, 2011 01:53 PM (xvCQK)

235 Kidney writes: Did you know about the caucazoid skeleton that was found in the 90s? It was said to predate the arrival of the Indians. Clinton's administration scooped it up and then turned it over to the local Indian tribe under the premise that all ancient bones belong to them. Yes. Kennewick man in Oregon. Facial reconstruction revealed that he looked like Patrick Stewart. Kind of inconvenient for "history." Much like red-headed pharaohs and Chinese mummies. Looks like the Celts got around.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at March 06, 2011 01:54 PM (h35AH)

236

Check out  L'Anse aux Meadows, Newfoundland.  IIRC, there are some other settlement sites too.  The Vikings don't get credit for "discovering" the New World though because their contact wasn't the start of sustained relationship with Europe.  Columbus' was.

Posted by: Cicero at March 06, 2011 05:26 PM (QKKT0)

I'm obviously and pathetically out of date. I honestly didn't know that all that has become accepted fact.

Guess I better start reading the trades again, huh?

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2011 01:57 PM (nKJMp)

237 Ugh. I meant I lived in Oregon, and heard about Kennewick man.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at March 06, 2011 02:02 PM (h35AH)

238 B. Hussain Jimmeh Carter II?

Jimmy was a Nuke Sub commander, he spent many hours on a big black long hard vessel full of Seaman.

HMMMM, maybe more alike than we realize.

Posted by: Oldsailor at March 06, 2011 05:44 PM (oBXlb)

No, Carter left the Navy prior to the first nuke sub being launched.

Posted by: Museisluse at March 06, 2011 02:04 PM (xrmna)

239

Check out  L'Anse aux Meadows, Newfoundland.  IIRC, there are some other settlement sites too.  The Vikings don't get credit for "discovering" the New World though because their contact wasn't the start of sustained relationship with Europe.  Columbus' was.

Posted by: Cicero at March 06, 2011 05:26 PM (QKKT0)

I'm obviously and pathetically out of date. I honestly didn't know that all that has become accepted fact.

Guess I better start reading the trades again, huh?

Posted by: ErikW at March 06, 2011 05:57 PM (nKJMp)

It's all bullshit. Read my journal articles.

Posted by: Lewis Binford at March 06, 2011 02:23 PM (7+pP9)

240 260, you are correct. My dad was a nuke components welder working for Rickovers team when Carter was in Schenechtedy. I assumed he was on a Nuke. Furthermore, he qualified to command a Sub but never actually did. So, if you just replace Nuke Sub Commander with Submariner, I still think it works.

Posted by: Oldsailor at March 06, 2011 03:20 PM (oBXlb)

241 Every time that spam shows up, I misread it as Cure for excessive swearing. Talk about your misplaced advertising.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at March 06, 2011 03:36 PM (h35AH)

242 261, Are you the same Binford that has the tool Company?

Posted by: Oldsailor at March 06, 2011 03:43 PM (oBXlb)

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