1 I can't watch i already feel bad enough about it.

2 SNL?

3 The worst part about it was Alec Baldwin playing perry! yuck!

4 Look, I know this phrase has been said in one form or another countlessly over the past 10 years, but who gives a fuck about SNL anymore? Someone call me when this steaming pile finally gets cancelled.

5 screw SNL, did anyone catch Blue Bloods? They were clearly attacking Obama with this new mayor character, who plays the race card against Tom Selleck, then Tom Selleck calls him a 'community organizer,' and then rather than compromise the mayor retorts by saying, "I won the election, boy." Well, the boy part was implied, but it seemed a clear reference to Obama's "I won" d-baggery. Oh, this community organizer mayor also has contacts in the DOJ he uses to hush up his connection to a major scandal. So yeah, nothing as edgy as SNL making fun of Republicans, but worth watching nonetheless.

p.s. Blue Bloods also ended with a line making fun of Bloomberg, as Selleck isn't allowed to smoke a cigar outside, and he complains about the "'nanny" in charge.

6 Selleck is a pretty conservative guy isn't he?  I remember O'Donnell going all psycho on him when she had a talk show because of Columbine and he's an NRA member.

7 Good catch on Blue Bloods; I was in amazement when the douche did the "I won" line.

Even during the so called glory years, I thought SNL was wildly overrated and watch Second City afterward.

8 Does anyone still watch that show. It ceased to be worth a shit decades ago.

9 I'd watch Alec Baldwin get his Communist Truther gonads kicked to jelly by ornery mules, but little else.

10

Good catch on Blue Bloods; I was in amazement when the douche did the "I won" line.

I know, I wasn't sure I was seeing what I was seeing when I watched the season premiere of Blue Bloods. The mayor parts and the nanny part at the end more than made up for having Tony Bennett on. Though I suppose it was shot before Tony Bennett made his crazy stupid remarks.

And, yes, I don't understand how anyone watches SNL anymore. I guess if you are a member of the liberal tribe it is obligatory along with Stewart and Colbert so you can appropriately parrot back what you are supposed to think and find funny.

11 I watch snl but FF through any mention of the GOP, the only reason to watch those parts is opposition research, as it's a DNC sounding board. But, since the DNC calls up Rush with seminar callers every week, I already know what the latest DNC talking point is anyway. Vini Verdeci and What's up with taht are good sketches.

12 I watched all the way up to the point where I saw that Baldwin fuck.  Off......

13 radiohead's thom yorke is sort of looking like tlida swinton, their music has devolved into, um, mood music.

14 SNL, like liberals and the current administration in the White House, sucks.

15 Gotta admit, Kristen Wiig does one hell of a Bachman impression. That was dead on.

16 When our Islamist overlords take control these tools will cease to exist. So theres that.

17 >>Kind of obligatory to link it.

I guess it's obligatory to link to it if you live in NYC.  I am blissfully able to completely block out the NY "media/tainment" industry. 

My poor husband is in NYC this weekend.  He's been describing the scene looking out his hotel window (which is somewhere on Manhattan's East Side) and says it looks post-apocalyptic out there.  Such a jam of cars (mostly cabbies) and people and garbage and filth. 

The biggest US city I can handle is Chicago.  The lake and parks save it from being too horrendous a cavern and the trash is mostly of the blowing around from the wind variety.  Not so much grime. 

The biggest world city I enjoyed was London, but that was just three days and my home-base was Kensington, plus I had a friend as a guide. 

18 I'm concerned about the blogger getting murdered by the cartels in Mexico.

19 I don't remember the last time I bothered with SNL, and it isn't because I was drunk.

20 When I'm looking for something to watch on Saturday night, NBC is not one that comes up on the list.

21 When your viewer base is liberal tards, and you keep enough ratings to stay on the air, where's the motivation to do better?

22 heh heh Pizza will come... Herman Cain

23 Which one said "Take off your bedroom slippers & pass the bill"?

24 Anyone watch the "Obama gaffe" being Tweeted today? He mistakes the word "Janitors" for, ahem, "Jews". I'm on my blackberry and the audio sucks. Question: what is the crowd noise? Laughing? Oooohing? Applause? I can't tell.

25 It was never even half as funny as Flying Circus, the series that inspired it. There were a few sketches over the years that made you chuckle (Eddie Murphy's vehicles like Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood and James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub were fairly good, The Ambiguously Gay Duo was laugh-out-loud funny). But even Kids in the Hall was better on average than SNL.

The funniest thing on television now is probably Robot Chicken.

26

Hm. Just a big white space for whatever reason.

SNL being SNL, I'm guessing I'm not really missing anything.

27 Dan Aykroyd was funny.

28 F*ck those unfunny Marxist turds.

29 jtLOL 'Jim' 'Treacher' Thanks to @AlecBaldwin, now we know the answer to the question people have been asking for months: What if Rick Perry was fat?

LOL!

30 The funniest thing on television now is probably Robot Chicken. Posted by: rfichoke at September 25, 2011 06:18 PM (SYhX2) Try watching that show Wilfred on FX. Funny as shit.

31 That's funny.

32

Ah the good old days. Remember you needed talent to be on TV?

33 That Herman Cain part was actually really good for Cain.

"Pizza doesn't come unless you want it too, and if you do, it's there when you want it."

34 completely, utterly, totally off topic, but I have absolutely nowhere else to post this as it will insult many, many people I hold dear. A childhood friend posted the following quote from that fucking genius, Stephen Colbert: "If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition, and then admit that we just don't want to do that." What a steaming pile. The New Testament doesn't say the first thing about rendering unto Caesar so that income can be redistributed. I asked my friend whether is Colbert saying that his religious beliefs - Christianity - should drive federal policy? Or is he saying that the body of believers should do as Christ calls and care for those who are in need? My church has just, for a week, put up 120 people who were displaced by horrible local flooding. They used our locker and shower facilities, we housed them in our gym, we fed them in our cafeteria. When I put my check in the collection basket, I know EXACTLY where it is going and I am giving very cheerfully. There is a huge difference between that and the government turning me upside down and hitting me with a stick to get every last nickel. ahem, rant over.

35 The commercial for Red Flag by Chanel was pretty funny, I thought..

36 Remember when you didn't know what the hollywood elite political affiliations were?

Those were the days.....

37 Try watching that show Wilfred on FX. Funny as shit.

Got through two episodes, didn't think it was funny and that Australian guy became unbearable to watch, just annoying as hell. Different strokes.

38 SNL..embrace teh suck

39 ahem, rant over. Posted by: MDH3

No problem..

Seemed to be a righteous rant too..  Good on your church for doing what it did and you for supporting it...

40 Watching the Packers-Bears game on Fox.  They panned to Danica Patrick on the field, wearing a Bears hat.  Troy Aikman says, "hard to believe anyone that pretty can be so tough and drive so fast".  

Emails from the feminists in 3...2...1...

41 "If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor"

Only in the liberal mind would something think that, number one we don't help the poor and number two the federal government is there to administer charity.

42 My older kid has been watching old SNL episodes on Netflix -- the original cast back in the cocaine-addled days -- and they're funny. They actually made fun of ridiculous stuff, without checking first to see if it was approved by the Party. They weren't court jesters and gatekeepers for the powerful.

I'd love to have the chance to appear one night in Lorne Michaels's bedroom as the Ghost of Comedy Past and tell him what a sycophantic sellout he's become.

43 **"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition, and then admit that we just don't want to do that."** Colbert is an asshole. As Ronpawl pointed out, people were taken care of before huge bloated government spending. But for liberals like Colbert, "help the poor," now means bloated government. Again, the ignorance and the assholery of the left knows no bounds. As they lose, last election and in 2012, they're only going to act worse and worse. Imgine Madison, Wi in every state captial. "help the poor," = waste billions of dollars on union thugs.

44 "If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor"

I'm sorry, but that's not the governments job....that's what the churches and charities do, is it not?

Oh, and fuck you, Colbert, you hack.

45 Indeed, telling liberals to fuck off and die is our moral duty as we approach kicking their ass again, silence is acquiescence

46 "If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor,"

You need to remind him that there is a separation of church and state...  And ask if he votes democrat to avoid a theocracy..

47 "If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor"

I'm sorry, but that's not the governments job....that's what the churches and charities do, is it not?

Posted by: ©Sponge at September 25, 2011 06:31 PM (lk3Dj)

That's why, when they publish the tax returns of famous libs, their charitable giving is negligible.   They believe that it's the government's job.  Are there no prisons?  Are there no workhouses?

48 SNL would be a lot funnier if it was actually funny. My two cents.

49 The level of sheer wilful ignorance among liberals is sometimes shocking. This afternoon I overheard a couple of older affluent lib couples talking about how the "Tea Party people" want to destroy Social Security.

That's a lie. Simply and completely a lie. But they believe it, because they've been told it over and over again by the brave truth-tellers in the media.

And I think at some level even the libs who repeat this garbage to themselves must know that it's a lie. When they repeat these lies, it's not one another they're lying to, it's themselves. They're desperately trying to convince themselves that they're smart high-status people for voting Democrat, and that anyone who disagrees is low-status and evil.

50 That's why, when they publish the tax returns of famous libs, their charitable giving is negligible.   They believe that it's the government's job.  Are there no prisons?  Are there no workhouses?

Posted by: ombudsman at September 25, 2011 06:34 PM (AxHOT)

It's been shown time and time again that conservatives give a thousand times more than libs.  They talk a mean game, but back up nothing.  They all have the "let em eat cake" mentality, but blame everyone else for there being poor people.

51 Most liberal's 'charities' are tax shelters. 98% of the money goes to "overhead" when all the checks are cut to themselves or family members. No different than Hollywood's use of dummy corporations to declare all movies as money losing business entities to avoid paying taxes.

"Paying taxes is patriotic" for the little people, but not for them.  Just another layer of hypocrisy a la Buffet.

52

Did Obama pass a law (or sign an executive order) requiring Saturday Night Live to have Alex Baldwin on every other week? Seriously......he isn't that funny unless he is making fun of himself. And even then, it gets old after about 2 minutes.

 

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 25, 2011 06:41 PM (OWjjx)

I'm still debating cancelling my Capital One card because they paid that asshole to be in a commercial.

53 Render unto Obama the things which are Obama's and render unto....

 well......I think that pretty much covers that

54 Fine, shoot me, but I found it amusing and even funny in places.  I think they really missed the boat on Huntsman, though.  How hard would it be to do that freaky eyebrow thing he doesn't seem able to control?  Yeah, it was meh, but I feel no outrage.

55 Oh, and this just in:

Jay Cutler sucks.

56 just when I didn't think SNL could morph into a bigger bag of suck, they break out that asshole baldwin.

Bravo SNL, you are now a bigger bag of suck.

57 Uncle Facts is back!(we are saved) sob...

58 I don't watch SNL, they have embraced the suck. I am watching a show about bears in AK. Bears are cool.

59

Just give back to the taxpayers all the money they have contributed to the SS fund, plus intrest. Now we are done.

Deal?

60 Also, suck it Brady, you justin bieber lookin homo.

61 I'd love to have the chance to appear one night in Lorne Michaels's bedroom as the Ghost of Comedy Past and tell him what a sycophantic sellout he's become.

Posted by: Trimegistus at September 25, 2011 06:30 PM (jomje)

My favorite Lorne Michaels story is when Elvis Costello first appeared there.  Costello wanted to do a song that Michaels said was too long and made him change it; I'm thinking the stupid cocksucker was really obnoxious when making his demand rather than a request because when it came time to do it, Elvis fucked him over by changing back to the original song.  It was one of the rare times that I was watching the POS show and I noticed that Costello really seemed to be intense while playing when they broke for a kumurshul; turns out Michaels was giving him the finger just off camera like a pansy twat which made EC bear down harder in response.

62 Just give back to the taxpayers all the money they have contributed to the SS fund, plus interest. Now we are done.

What about all the people that collected phony disability claims their entire lives without having ever paid into the system in their entire lives? A huge part of the SS fund problems are because of SSI.

63 Tom Brady played like a mortal man today, it was weird...

64 Tom Brady is a sissy and I say that as someone whom semi-regularly passes him, the wife, and kids, on the street half the year.

65 Brady's wife has him p-whipped.

66 SNL=Sure Not Laughing BTW, this morning I was eating Alphabets cereal a saw a message spelled out in my bowl. It said "Obama is a stuttering clusterf*uck of a miserable failure."

67

Stop at the Subway this afternoon. Tell the guy I want a foot long tuna fish sandwich.

Sandwhich makers response: We don't have tuna fish. We only have tuna.

You should have asked them for a sandwich of Chicken of the Sea. 

68 I'm still debating cancelling my Capital One card because they paid that asshole to be in a commercial.

What's to debate?  Cancel it already

69 Sandwhich makers response: We don't have tuna fish. We only have tuna.

let me guess, said sandwich maker had trouble making change, too, right?

70 I liked SNL circa' '78-'80 and thought it was funny then. Lost interest when the original cast moved on.

71 OT, I was sucked into ordering a Domino's "Artisan Pizza" today, the end result of exhaustion and laziness combined with a door hanger with coupon codes.  Don't bother about the pizza, it was edible but very "meh."

However, I also had them bring and order of crunchy chocolate lava cakes and, OMG, no moron should ever pass up an opportunity to snarffle down on one of these bad boys.  Mmmmmmmm! 

72 Why do (alleged) conservatives and/or Republicans continue to support the charade that SNL is relevant in any way?

If you want to lessen the influence of these drug-addled idiots, stop linking to them. Honestly, the vast majority of us don't care.

73 Hallelujah!  Matt Ryan threw a TD to Julio Jones!

74

Coming in late to the party, but I agree with everything said about Blue Bloods on Friday night.  I almost shit when that dumbass mayor says he won.  I love Tom Selleck, I did get a chuckle out of the Tony Bennett scene at the end, Selleck's probably having a coronary for having to be part of anything with Tony Bennett in it after his senility laced comments last week.

That show is entertaining.  However I wish they would bring back Chicago Code, that show was like watching Obama's administration behind the scenes.

 

75 *snif* I feel so validated. I love you morons.

76 So Urkel hasn't done anything that could be parodied? I used to watch SNL. I stopped. Apparently they don't miss me.

77 Why do we say "Tuna fish" anyway? There isn't any other kind of tuna I know of. We don't say "beef meat" or "potato vegetable."

78 tuna flesh!

79 More importantly - new season of The Amazing Race starts tonight. I wonder what the "alternative lifestyle" couple will be in this one.

80 74 Brady's wife has him p-whipped.

I hate them both with the intensity of a thousand-suns because of this Earth Hour commercial. 

And if I ever found myself married to Gisele Bündchen, I'd kill myself. 

Shannon Tweed >>>>>>> Gisele. 

81 If you want to lessen the influence of these drug-addled idiots, stop linking to them. Honestly, the vast majority of us don't care.

Posted by: tsj017 at September 25, 2011 06:58 PM (vOH26)

Very true.  If it hadn't been linked on the HQ, I would never have seen this, although I was aware of it through the wailing and gnashing of teeth on the ONT last night.

82 SNL has moved so far down on my givashit meeter as to not register anymore. 

83 89 More importantly - new season of The Amazing Race starts tonight. I wonder what the "alternative lifestyle" couple will be in this one.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 25, 2011 07:05 PM (sSeAQ)

And there's a new Jeff Dunham special on Comedy Central tonight.  May actually just skip the Sunday Night games since its the Manningless Colts vs the Steelers.

84

Sandwhich makers response: We don't have tuna fish. We only have tuna.

 Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 25, 2011 06:53 PM (OW

 

I had an odd transaction this morning.

I pumped 50 bucks worth of gas and the cute attendant wouldn't let me leave until she handed the printed receipt to me after I repeatedly told her I didn't need it.

85 Bradys been on my shit list ever since he left his pregnant girlfriend for the model.

86 95 Bradys been on my shit list ever since he left his pregnant girlfriend for the model.

Oh right, I forgot he did that.

Brady's no man. 

87 Bradys been on my shit list ever since he left his pregnant girlfriend for the model.

I could be wrong but, iirc, she's the one who dumped him. 

88
SNL had a 5.0 overnight rating last night.  Which means 95% of households were watching something else.

They were the lucky ones.

89 Even worse -- Radiohead sounded like SHIT on their big musical spot.  "Lotus Flower" is a beautiful song, but Thom Yorke's singing was atrocious.  "Staircase" (the unreleased number which they performed second) is really little better than a B-side.

90 96 95 Another reason to like Blue Bloods is that Bridget is in it.

Brady's wife is going to leave him at the drop of the hat. She has all her staff paid in Euros and made sure the kid was taught Portuguese before English. That doesn't sound like a woman committed to sticking around does it?

91 The Ravens and Sproles continue to save my bacon, although in his defense, Matt Ryan did finally turn in a decent performance. 

92 However I wish they would bring back Chicago Code, that show was like watching Obama's administration behind the scenes.

 

Posted by: Jaimo at September 25, 2011 06:59 PM (L5Jes)

Goddammit; I hadn't realized before now (yes, I'm a moron) that it was cancelled; I really enjoyed that show.  Friday night is conservative night on CBS with Blue Bloods and Gary Sinise on CSI-NY.

93 Tune a piano?

94 U.S. Senator Al Franken (D-Minn.)

95

DAVID GREGORY, HOST: Back in 2002, you said Israel has had no better friend in the White House than George W. Bush. Would you say the same about President Obama?

ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER BENJAMIN NETANYAHU: They've all been great friends of Israel. You know why?

MR. GREGORY: You said, "No better friend in the White House than George W. Bush."

PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU: When did I say that?

MR. GREGORY: 2002 on this program.

PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU: OK. Well, they keep moving. They keep adding new people to--you know, that's the peculiar thing about our system, the leaders, the leaders keep changing.

MR. GREGORY: So George W. Bush and President Obama are equivalent in your mind.

PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU: God, I'm not going...

MR. GREGORY: I'm asking--no, but I'm asking you a serious question.

PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU: I'm not going to start ranking. I'll tell you what, they're all...

MR. GREGORY: You did rank. But, Prime Minister, you did rank. And you said that America was behind you; and, in fact, this has been a frosty relationship between this administration and your administration. And the reality is that there's politics in this country and a presidential campaign. Just this week, you had Mitt Romney, a Republican, say of Obama that he threw Israel under the bus. Rick Perry described Obama's Middle East policy as naive, arrogant, misguided and dangerous. Do you disagree with those statements?

PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU: David, you're trying to throw me under the bus of American politics. And guess what, I'm not going to be thrown there. So I'll tell you what...

MR. GREGORY: You didn't mind disagreeing with President Clinton's analysis this week about the Middle East.

PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU: Sure.

(Anyone remember reading about Clintons' blaming Bibi for not getting the peace process he wanted?)Guess one is not allowed to defend themselves from a lie

MR. GREGORY: Do you disagree with these Republican candidates?

PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU: I think the important thing to understand is this, and, and this is the truth about America, Israel enjoys tremendous bipartisan support, tremendous. And, and, and, you know, you just have to walk around the breadth and length of this country, it's--or fly, it's a big country--and everywhere you go, you see this tremendous, tremendous sympathy and affinity for Israel. This is what, I think, is one of the great blessings that Israel has in the, in the 21st century. So--and I think that bipartisan support is expressed by any person who happens to be the president of the United States...

MR. GREGORY: Are you concerned that partisanship is being injected into this?

PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU: ...including President Obama. Every one of the U.S. presidents represents and acts on the tremendous innate friendship of the American people to Israel. And by the way, a piece of news, Israel is the one country in which everyone is pro-American, opposition and coalition alike. And I represent the entire people of Israel who say, "Thank you, America." And we're friends of America, and we're the only reliable allies of America in the Middle East

wow, nothing like an obama media.

96 I didn't watch it all, but the guy playing Shep isn't wearing nearly enough eye makeup to look like Shep.

97 Bibi navigated through that well, willow.  Don't you think? 

Gregory is a chimp-mouthed jerk.

98 that was waaaay ot. i just needed to say gregory is a horrid little beast.

99 Ace,

You stuttering cluster...It is not obligatory to link to SNL.  Why give them traffic?

They are not culture makers anymore than MSNBC are newsmakers.  Ignore them as you would a small web-series with no viewership. 

Why keep giving them legitimacy, power?

Mock them.  Mercilessly.  But don't link them or support them in any way.

100

wow, nothing like an obama media.

 

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2011 07:18 PM (h+qn

What a shithead.  Trying to get Bibi to involve himself in a current presidential campaign.

101 And isn't Baldwin a spokesman for Capital One?

Why not encourage people to cancel that card, if they have it?

102 That exchange was thread worthy; Gregory is like Ed Schultz wearing nicer clothes.

103 David Gregory = howler monkey

104 Heh, nice one, Y-not!

105 Y-Not,  Yeah Bibi got through it.

but it was stunning how they could not stand to have Bibi having said in 2002" have no better friend than Bush."

and wanted to make a case with that comment

I mean what is Bibi supposed to say? Obama is a mf that is making the world a dangerous place  and is effecting the safety of my country?

106 Wow Green Bay just escaped one.

107 Glen Beck launched GBTV online and already has more subscribers than Orka had viewers. Beck is reversing the tide already by boycotting Levi Jeans. I am sure Capitol One would fit onto Becks list.

108

67

Dave:  Sorry to break the news to you but the Social Security money is gone, plundered from the treasury.  The donk's changed the rules in the Johnson administrative (IIRC) and the SS money has gone into the general fund since the late 1960s.  Neither party has displayed the required spending discipline and the federal government is broke.

At some point, a bunch of folks are going to screwed out of their SS "investment" and receive nothing in return.  The donks are just trying to kick the can down the road long enough so they don't get hung from lamp-posts by an angry electorate.  Thus, the "We're not broke, Social Security is fine" mantra from the leftists and their ignorant followers.

109 @I mean what is Bibi supposed to say? Obama is a mf that is making the world a dangerous place  and is effecting the safety of my country?

What I like about Bibi is that you know he says that.  He's just smart enough to not say it on camera.  He really is an impressive politician. 

110 buzzion,  they are pigs.

111

OT, I was sucked into ordering a Domino's "Artisan Pizza" today, the end result of exhaustion and laziness combined with a door hanger with coupon codes.  Don't bother about the pizza, it was edible but very "meh."

We watched all the commercials where they went on about it when it was new. Ordered one a few weeks later and got the same old cardboard crap.

Strangely enough, haven't tried again.

112 y-not thank you, that was a good pic and made me laugh.  appropriate  isn't it.

113 Even my lib sister & BIL stopped watching SNL about 5 years ago. I don't a single person that watches it.

114 Phew!  Well Matt Ryan put a scare into me, but he did well enough.  I'm up by 50 with my opponent only having the DAL kicker and Defense.  That should be good enough, I think!

115 SNL is relevant by default? Fuck 'em.

116

Benjamin Netanyahu is the Prime Minister of a sovereign nation, Israel.

What is David Gregory? Some network news fink. Who does he think he is, anyways?  Who voted him into that position- oh right, nobody. That guy should be bitch slapped for being so rude to Netanyahu - I mean really, not figuratively.  What a collosal ass hole.  And yet, a good part of the viewing audience for "Meet the Press" is probably cheering him on (Gregory, that is). 

We have really become a nation of rude, collosal, self-adsorbed ass holes, with people like David Gregory leading the parade.

117 @125
Honestly, I think it's a NYC thing.  Sort of like how folks in LA think Hollywood matters. 

118

wow, nothing like an obama media.

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2011 07:18 PM (h+qn8

Thank you for posting this. This makes me angry and I will tell you why. Those questions were so in tune with the WH needs to win the Jewish vote its like they called the show 10 mins before it was aired!

119 What I like about Bibi is that you know he says that.  He's just smart enough to not say it on camera.  He really is an impressive politician. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 25, 2011 07:27 PM (5H6zj)

I think he should say it loudly and triple-dog dare the UN to bring their shit.

I do not see why Israel continues to be cowed .

120 correct me if i am wrong. but didn't the arab spring start with the banner days of rage

121 Retired Buckeye Cop at September 25, 2011 07:27 PM That's one of the best short common sense explainations I think I have ever read, well done.

122 Those questions were so in tune with the WH needs to win the Jewish vote its like they called the show 10 mins before it was aired!

Speaking of WH/media coordination, did anyone else notice how both the Bills and the Lions good starts have been lauded by most of the sports folks as shining examples of how they are turning their cities around in this tough economy?  The implication being that they are not the shit holes we all know they are.  We're supposed to get warm fuzzies about the union shits and Democrat regulators & redistributionists who destroyed those cities. 

I remember last year it was all about the Steel Town versus the Meat Packing town.  My stupid progressive friends were touting how great that was on their FB pages. 

Gawd they're idiots. 

123 132, Yep.

124 You should try asking the sammich monkeys for bell pepper.. it never fails to confuse them

125

Pretty much spot on.

Especially Perry falling asleep.  Good things Presidents don't have a lot of work to do...

And Romney mostly just has to let the others self-destruct.

In a field of kooks, you just have to be the least kooky, to look pretty good.

126 sonny, certainly.

what bugs me also was what i reffered to in that post , that Bibi wasn't ALLOWED to respond to Clintons backstabbing lies  in Gregorys opinion.

MR. GREGORY: You didn't mind disagreeing with President Clinton's analysis this week about the Middle East.

PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU: Sure.

(Anyone remember reading about Clintons' blaming Bibi for not getting the peace process he wanted?)Guess one is not allowed to defend themselves from a lie
 He must say Obama's administration is the bestest!

127 Pres. Buckwheat has said so many stupid things, I can't count them all. Will Gregory call Buckwheat on them? Hell no. And I'm not suggesting that Bibi said anything stupid.

128 However, I also had them bring and order of crunchy chocolate lava cakes and, OMG, no moron should ever pass up an opportunity to snarffle down on one of these bad boys.  Mmmmmmmm! 

They are too tiny.  Good yes, but not enough to it.

129 And Romney mostly just has to let the others self-destruct. In a field of kooks, you just have to be the least kooky, to look pretty good. Really? I'll take a kook over a liar anyday. Romney is a liar. Nobody likes a liar. That 25% he got awhile back, that's tops. He's done.

130 OT, but seeing everyone has migrated to this thread

57 ....I read where there have been 15,000 doctors that have moved to Texas since they passed their Tort Reform thing.

Texas is the best state to practice medicine now.

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at September 24, 2011 02:53 PM (gZO5m) 

the cost of malpractice insurance for obgyn's is about 10-15% of that for those in PA and NY...  Amazing what happens when you stop the ambulance chasers from channeling dead-babies in the courtroom

131 Did they include a joke about Romney being incapable of answering yes or no questions?

132 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

133

let me guess, said sandwich maker had trouble making change, too, right?

mercifully, the total was 5.99 and I had 6 dollars on me.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 25, 2011 07:00 PM (OWjjx)

So you got three dollars and some change back then? I wish I was kidding.

134

We are in the middle of a holy war.

The muslim animals claim it to be so and I take them at their word.

It's a war that has existed since the beginning of time, not only am I a God fearing Christian, I want moon rock worshipping, honor kiilling, Muslims to burn in hell!

 

135  He must say Obama's administration is the bestest!

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2011 07:42 PM (h+qn8

Seriously this administration is getting scarey in the freedom of speech/thought/ propaganda department. Once they completely control the information we recieve then they have the power to hide things from the general population. Come to think of it they are already doing that.

136 144, I'll bring the matches if you'll bring the gas. You did mean Detroit right? Oh wait, maybe you meant the biblical hell, nevermind.

137

Crap! I thought that was a Facebook post!

Nevermind.

138

So you got three dollars and some change back then? I wish I was kidding.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 25, 2011 07:49 PM (GZitp)

If the registers didn't figure the change correctly, 90% of those that have jobs taking your order wouldn't hold a job. What happenned to the good old days when they started with your bill and counted up to what you gave them for the bill? You knew you were getting the proper change. Now they just throw some money in your hand and say this is your change. Pathetic.

139 then they have the power to hide things from the general population. Come to think of it they are already doing that.

Posted by: sonnyspats at September 25, 2011 07:56 PM (I/MzF)

yes

140 The Jon Hunstman bit on that SNL cold open was funny.  As were the shots at Shep Smith's latent (or not) gayness.

141 I find it interesting that two progressive douchebags would be arrested for espionage, be held in an Iranian prison, be tried and released on bail and STILL be libtards.

142 Bibi should have come out and said, "No, I don't think Obama is a friend of Israel at all. I think he hates Israel and all Jews and wishes to see us destroyed. I hope the American people vote him out of office and send him to jail before we suffer a second Holocaust. Happy, now, asshole?"

143

I find it interesting that two progressive douchebags would be arrested for espionage, be held in an Iranian prison, be tried and released on bail and STILL be libtards.

Why would you find that interesting? They are libtards, after all. They don't have the capacity to think.

144 I remember last year it was all about the Steel Town versus the Meat Packing town.

Pittsburgh hasn't been a "Steel Town" for a while now.

145 Pittsburgh hasn't been a "Steel Town" for a while now. Yep, and I think San Francisco is the new meat packing town.

146

Why would you find that interesting? They are libtards, after all. They don't have the capacity to think.

Posted by: Ronster at September 25, 2011 08:10 PM (/ej8I)

 

True that.

147 SNL hasn't been funny since about 1979.

148 SNL was always over rated. It was mildly funny at best and hasn't been worth watching since Phil Hartman & Chris Farley left. SCTV was infinitely better than SNL

149 '45 “Reagan doesn’t have that presidential look.”' In all fairness, that was from before he had that boob job.

150 Wiig, as usual, was pure genius as Bachmann: going with repression fits the family picture. Sudeikis wasn't half bad as Mitt, with that kind of bemused look of condescension that says, "I don't know who's responsible for this act of kindness in putting up this travelling circus of third-rate clowns for me to 'compete' against, but anyway: Thanks!" The rest were weak cardboard, almost seeming designed to prop up the Sudeikis take on Romney. That's NOT what happened: each of Santorum and Cain had a pretty strong evening, and Romney had to work pretty hard for his result; also, the furthest thing in the world you could accuse Gingrich of was leaving the stage - he was the most substantive and very arguably put in the best performance. Baldwin was truly awful. This show is going to be on for a number of months, and if SNL keeps throwing him up there as Perry, it will only be as propaganda. If they want to go for the jugular, they're gonna have to reach out for someone like Darryl Hammond - and even then, they'll have to send him to the gym for few months. But don't underestimate: this crap is what a lot of the yutes and even more of the low-information independents watch.

151 I still want to know wtf a croper is.

152 165,

I think they mean "cropper".

Which is a funny way of saying "farmer".

As in he bought the farm.

DK

153 Why even link this shit?  SNL stopped being remotely funny about 25 years ago.