1 HUMP DAY!

2 FOX is threatening to cancel The Simpsons if the cast doesn't take a massive salary cut. I say, why? Why now, and not 10 years ago when the show aired it's last watchable episode? http://yhoo.it/p8rOkR

3

Reid wants a "surtax" on millionaires to pay for the phony jobs bill

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., outlined plans for a 5 percent surcharge in a closed-door meeting with the rank and file, according to participants, as Obama traveled to Texas to deliver his most caustic challenge yet to House Republicans who have not allowed a vote on the legislation unveiled nearly a month ago.

Gee haven’t heard that “surtax” BS since LBJ was around. Then it was used in the gist of a temporary tax. We know all about temporary taxes don’t we. But Harry the shit-weasel doesn’t even make any bones about this one. What they should say is we want to raise the top rates on millionaires which will later be redefined to mean everyone.

But not to worry, the whole thing is a political game designed to embarrass the Republicans. If we didnÂ’t have Dem PR goons writing articles like this that wouldnÂ’t work.

4

Another worthless news poll from CBS

This poll was conducted by telephone from September 28-October 2, 2011 among 1,012 adults nationwide. 903 interviews were conducted with registered voters and 324 with voters who said they plan to vote in a Republican primary.

5 In before the Vic

Here's some news

A filthy Zionist JOOO wins the Nobel Prize in Chemistry

STOCKHOLM (AP) — Israeli scientist Daniel Shechtman won the 2011 Nobel Prize in chemistry on Wednesday for his discovery of quasicrystals, a mosaic-like chemical structure that researchers previously thought was impossible.

The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences said Shechtman's discovery in 1982 fundamentally changed the way chemists look at solid matter. It initially faced strong objections from the scientific community, and even got him kicked out of his research group.

6

This may be old news

Gingrich: Al Sharpton Has Done a “Great Deal Of Good For Children”…

And we see Gingrich can have good 30 sec sound bites in the debates and then step on his dick outside , This is the kind of shit that makes me not trust him anymore than I do Romney. Hey Newt get back on the couch with Pelosi and give that race baiting bastard Sharpton a BJ while you are at it.

7 oh well, The Vic beat me to the news

8 That's about it for today. The papers are full of the same Dem PR shit we have had to swallow for a week. Nothing new.

I will have to be going shortly to get my port-a-cath so don't get in too many flame wars over Perry and Romney this morning. I'd hate to miss a good flame war (not)..

9 Newt would make a great President of Debates.

10

Newt would make a great President of Debates.

Debate Czar? We could always use another quasi-Cabinet-level post to do, um, something.

11

Vic, good luck and stay well. We need all the Morons we can get.

12 yeah Vic be well

13

The end times are upon us.  Salon.com defends College Republicans.

 Last week, the U.C. Berkeley College Republicans – not a group I ever thought I would find myself defending — staged what they called an “Increase Diversity Bake Sale,” to protest a bill, S.B. 185, that would allow public California universities to consider race, ethnicity and gender in admissions. The bill, which Gov. Jerry Brown has indicated he may sign, is an attempt to get around Proposition 209, which California voters passed in 1996 and which prohibited preferential treatment of minorities by the state.

In the bake sale, cupcakes were offered at different prices to different racial and ethnic groups. For whites, the price was $2; for Asians, $1.50; for Latinos, $1; for Native Americans, 75 cents. Women got an additional 25 cents off.

The cupcake sale was an obvious, and dead-on, political satire. The purpose of S.B. 185 is to give “underrepresented minorities” – blacks and Latinos – preference in admissions. To comply with U.S. Supreme Court rulings outlawing racial preferences in college admissions, the bill disingenuously asserts that it will not give such preferences, but that is an obvious ruse: Its author, state Sen. Ed Hernandez, has stated that its purpose is to increase black and Latino enrollment at California public universities...If the bake sale is offensive, then racial preferences themselves are offensive.

Edited for readability.

14 Thanks, I'll be glad when this shit is over. I am tired of doctors and tired of hospitals.

15 Vic, Mrs Hate is a breast cancer survivor; the aversion to doctors and hospitals doesn't fade with time.

16 Ever think that the doctors and hospitals are getting tired of you Vic? KIDDING!!!!

17 Here's my thought which was buried at the end of a thread yesterday, between spam for Ugg's and Canadian Viagra. I've noticed that even the MFM is starting to give F&F some traction. The Dems and MFM both know that SCOAMF's defeat will take down not just their party, but liberalism itself. They can't force him out lest they lose the black vote. So what if they let F&F boil over to the extent that they themselves call for his impeachment, or at the very least go along with Republican calls for same? It's win-win. They get Obama off the ticket and they can crow that "see? Look how moral and upright we are that we call for the impeachment of one of our own!" Either that or SCOAMF declares martial law and suspends the elections. Then he gets to be a one term president - for life!

18 Ever think that the doctors and hospitals are getting tired of you Vic?

Maybe I need to be an obnoxious prick while I am there and they will offer alternatives.

19

 I am tired of doctors and tired of hospitals.

I know the feeling all to well.

20

But not to worry, the whole thing is a political game designed to embarrass the Republicans. If we didnÂ’t have Dem PR goons writing articles like this that wouldnÂ’t work. Posted by: Vic

So we stopped tearing down our own fences?

Great ... Pikawhatty .. yeah that one too.

21 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2011 07:23 AM (UlUS4)

Fox is soft-pedaling this call for a Special Prosecutor as hard as they can.

22 Maybe I need to be an obnoxious prick while I am there and they will offer alternatives. And it might make you feel better. Sounds downright holistic.

23 Posted by: J.J. Sefton
..........
When I allow myself to drift off into fantasy, I imagine some the same scenarios... like what would SCOAMF have to dream up in the way of a "crisis" to be able to cancel elections, etc..

But, in reality, it won't be necessary.. no one will be calling for his impeachment... and F&F is too confusing to ever hit that level anyway.. at worst, it may bring down Holder and perhaps some minor folks in the White House, but it'll never reach Obama.

Look at this occupy wall st. bullshit.  Protests nationwide, but not one sign denouncing Obama as the perpetrator of their woes.

24 Heh, buggers are yellow... and coherent. I win again, Sir Snotsalot!

25 #6 Posted by: Vic at October 05, 2011 07:01 AM (M9Ie6) I saw this yesterday and my head exploded. Just when I thought maybe - just maybe - Newt had a come to Jesus moment he stands next to a race-baiting bastard who has blood on his hands and praises him. I think Newt should be appointed ambassador to the tippy end of Guam come the next administration. GO AWAY NEWT - F O R E V E R ! ! ! !

26 Maybe I need to be an obnoxious prick while I am there and they will offer alternatives.
Posted by: Vic
..............
I don't think you want the alternative, Vic!  Stay well!

27 Vic, turn off Fox....your mental state contributes to your physical well being.  Turn on some cartoons.

28 Posted by: Tami
...........
Naahh.. just turn on Robin Meade on Headline News..  sound off is just as good!

29 As far as F&F goes, I was referring to CBS News Sharyl Atkisson's reportage. This is literally Pulitzer Prize territory if she takes it to the limit. Then again, she'll lose her career and won't be awarded the prize anyway. Seems like a decent enough person on Laura Ingraham's show. Too bad.

30

Either that or SCOAMF declares martial law and suspends the elections.

That move would have, what do they call it? Oh yeah, "unintended consequences."

Lots of them. And given the things we've seen out of this stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure's administration, I wouldn't put it past him.

I love the typing of SCOAMF in the morning. It feels like, feels like, I need more coffee.

31 It feels like, feels like, I need more coffee.

Aaaarrrrg, I haven't been allowed any coffee this morning.

32 New Perry war thread up.

33 It feels like, feels like, I need more coffee.

Aaaarrrrg, I haven't been allowed any coffee this morning.
Posted by: Vic

Coffee is for fur-hadis!

34

Aaaarrrrg, I haven't been allowed any coffee this morning.

Shit. No Elixir of Life? Maybe you can get them to put a bit in your drip, just a little, with cream. Makes it more viscous that way. Yeah, that's the ticket.

35 Maybe you can get them to put a bit in your drip, just a little, with cream.

Hopefully no drip and only a local for this one.

36 Good morning and welcome to AJ's Big Day!!!!!!!!

37 38 That was last night, and Curtis Granderson saved it.

38 Wow, didn't see that score until you made me look. We just watched the Phillies last night.

39

Great News!  Chris Christie to appear on Dancing with the Stars, with his beautiful partner, Kirstie Alley.

Gravitas, man... GRAVITAS.

40 38, Why is it your Big day Momma AJ?

41

I don't even want to know if that's true or not.

The fact that I can't tell is worrying.

42 I am one of the three conservatives at Yale. I grew up in Alabama as an african american male.  I am called a "red neck" The rich are going to pay for the poor. Obama is going to be re elected. My classes are very interesting.

43 Republican senators were are always afraid to oppose Holder because he was black. Thus, political correctness gave us this lying incompetent SCOAMF.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 05, 2011 07:46 AM (Lt/Za)

FIFY

44 Good morning and welcome to AJ's Big Day!!!!!!!!

Good morning to you, too. Care to give a hint about the Big Day for a coffee-impaired moron?

45

After 6.5 months, hubby is arriving home today!

 

Got the yellow ribbons ready to put on the trees out front.

(and of course I was talking to CoolCzech in my last comment, which looks silly after yours now)

46

This is your morning edition of Aesop's Perverse Fables...

The ant worked all summer stockpiling food to get ready for the winter.  All the time, the lazy grasshopper laughed at him and did nothing but enjoy swims and hikes in the beautiful summer weather.

At last the winter came, and the ant shut himself up in his smug, well-stocked little home.  He heard a knock on the door... it was the grasshopper, begging for food.  "The laughs on YOU now, Grasshopper!," sneared the ant.  "You're going to starve to death!," the ant shouted, as he slammed the door in the grasshopper's face.

A minute later, another knock on the door.  Shouting angry expletives, the ant approached the door for a second time.  Suddenly, a shotgun blasted right through the door, blowing the ant's head off.  As his headless body continued to writhe on the ground, the well-armed grasshopper entered through the hole in the door, kicked the ant's severed head to the side, and proceed straight to the ant's pantry, laughing the whole time.

MORAL: In the Coming Economic Apocalypse, Be Sure to Pack Heat.

47 2 FOX is threatening to cancel The Simpsons if the cast doesn't take a massive salary cut. I say, why? Why now, and not 10 years ago when the show aired it's last watchable episode?

What about the cast of Fox & Friends, and Shep??  Answer me THAT, huh?  They should be reduced to wearing barrels, just for putting Hank Williams, Jr. on.

48

After 6.5 months, hubby is arriving home today!

 

Got the yellow ribbons ready to put on the trees out front.

(and of course I was talking to CoolCzech in my last comment, which looks silly after yours now)

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 05, 2011 08:15 AM (XdlcF)

YAY, Mama AJ!  Have a great Big Day!

49

Mama AJ,

Congrats to you!  Try not to put him on profile IYKWIMAITYD.

50 After 6.5 months, hubby is arriving home today!

LOL, Big Day is an understatement, then!

When you catch your breath, thank him from the morons for his service. And thank you, too.

*lifts a toast with the best moron Valu-Rite: to homecomigs*

51 I would like to report the italics on this site for non-conformity.  Who do I talk to?

52

We're a bit excited.

Didn't hear from him yesterday and was worried that he was late getting into the U.S. He'd sent a text to my cell phone, we didn't hear it, and then he fell asleep.

So we're already back to communicating up to our previous standards.

53 53 I would like to report the italics on this site for non-conformity. Who do I talk to? Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2011 08:25 AM (X6akg) You's gotta problem wit "Italics?" Talk to Vito. He'll straighten you out, if you get my drift. Capisce?

54 Down with conformity!

55 mama aj, that's awesome.  give him our thanks!

56 Italics?  Umm.. I thought it was ok to lean to the right here at the AoSHq...

57 Republican senators were afraid to oppose Holder because he was black. Thus, political correctness gave us this lying incompetent.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 05, 2011 07:46 AM (Lt/Za)

To his credit, John Cornyn voted against his confirmation in the committee; unlike that bugeyed cocksucker Lindsey Graham.

58 Saw in the thread that David Brooks seems to now like the part in Romney's hair. Thank you, Mr. Brooks for confirming that we absolutely do not want Romney as our candidate. And by the way, you are an asshole.

59 Is the blog acting stranger than ever? Yesterday it ate my line breaks, which only happens very rarely to me, although more often to lesser be--er, other morons.

60 Good for you MamaAJ and him. I remember what it was like coming in from an extended deployment. Stand by for an big grin from ear to ear that stays for a week. You'll think joker brand cosmetics.

61

 Italics?  Umm.. I thought it was ok to lean to the right here at the AoSHq...

ONLY RINOS HAVE TO LEAN! TRUE CONSERVATIVES ARE TO THE RIGHT WITH THEIR WHOLE BODIES!

62 This is literally Pulitzer Prize territory if she takes it to the limit. Then again, she'll lose her career and won't be awarded the prize anyway. Seems like a decent enough person on Laura Ingraham's show.

Too bad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2011 07:33 AM (UlUS4)

Assuming there's still somebody to write it in the future, history will regard her favorably as the only one willing to buck the herd of quisling lemmings.  She'll be regarded more highly than those skidmarks Woodward and Bernstein because they were merely the ones lucky enough to have had a source, even though he turned out to be a lying fuckstick, and reported on shit every one of their peers would have been willing to do otherwise.

63 You's gotta problem wit "Italics?" Talk to Vito. He'll straighten you out, if you get my drift. Capisce?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2011 08:28 AM (UlUS4)

Ok but after we 'talk', I'm taking the cannoli.

64 Top of Drudge, Perry is a fundraising titan.

65

Thank you all. I will certainly pass along your kind thoughts. And I'll call him a RINO, just so he knows you really care.

66

>>President Barack Obama has decided to waive almost all the legally mandated penalties for countries that use child soldiers and provide those countries U.S. military assistance, just like he did last year.

WTF? Hot Air HEadlines.

67 This morning on NPR:

Democrats have found something (other than defense) that they want to cut from the budget.  The spending which they find objectionable is the Department of Agriculture promoting unhealthy food, such as potatoes and peaches.

68

Either that or SCOAMF declares martial law and suspends the elections. Then he gets to be a one term president - for life!

That can be read several ways.  I know one that I prefer.

69 Oh, Yahoo had a headline last night about the GOP being "stuck" with their current choices with Christie staying out.

70 How far will this occupy movement go? My city is full of these protesting people. I could barely make it into work today. When will it end?

71 economy tanked,
military spread too thin abroad,
people rising up in the streets clamoring for "the govt to do something" about evil corporations...

yes, yes...all according to my plan

72

Morning, all!

How about some "AIDS in Africa" news? 

Popular Injectable Contraceptive in Africa may DOUBLE the Risk of HIV Infection

73

Seriously. I am just trying to do my job cleaning the offices and taking out the trash. The occupy people are taking things from the dumpster and making a mess. I am afraid to go into the recycling area. All kinds of people holding up signs.

74

(Bloomberg) President Barack Obama used humor and ridicule to prod House Majority Leader Eric Cantor into scheduling a vote on his $447 billion jobs bill.

“I mean, what’s the problem?” Obama said yesterday at a Texas rally to boost the economy and reduce unemployment for everyone from teachers to construction workers. “Do they not have the time? They just had a week off! I -- is it inconvenient?”

 

Humor, where's the humor? And coming from a clown who took a week off before he revealed his joke of a jobs plan, little Barry shouldn't talk about other people's vacations

75 I like Romney.  He has a sharp crease in his pants.

76 70 Either that or SCOAMF declares martial law and suspends the elections. Then he gets to be a one term president - for life! That can be read several ways. I know one that I prefer. Posted by: trainer of Hippies at October 05, 2011 08:49 AM (Rojyk) I will report you to AttackWatch or Allahpundit. Same diff.

77 Ok but after we 'talk', I'm taking the cannoli. Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2011 08:34 AM (X6akg) Oh, Paulie? You won't see him no more.

78 After 6.5 months, hubby is arriving home today! Congratulations Mama AJ!!!!! There is nothing better than having them home after months of worry, and being alone. I hope you guys have some wonderful together time. Please tell him thanks from us!

79 Speaking of Hump Day:

Los Angeles firefighters who allegedly allowed fire engines to be used in two porn films won't face discipline because of a loophole in the City Charter, officials said Tuesday.

The charter prevents the Fire Department from disciplining any member for actions that are more than two years old, Chief Brian Cummings said in a letter to Councilman Dennis Zine. The chief said both incidents occurred on or before 2008.

One incident involved Engine 263, which is stationed at Firehouse 63 in Venice. The truck was used for a film starring adult actress Charley Chase at Venice Beach, where she was seen climbing on the vehicle and exposing herself.

The other film involved Engine 41, which is quartered at Firehouse 41 in Hollywood.



Guess we had to pass the charter to find out what was in it....

80 Can you imagine how talented a reporter this Atkisson at CBS must be, that she pursues this F&F story for months and she doesn't get fired??!! She must be doing 85% of the work at the news division.

81

David Brooks likes Romney

Hey!  So does Jimmy Carter!  All that's missing now is the coveted Arnold Scwharzenwhatever endorsement.

 

82 Georgette Mosbacher.  Lipstick, pig, etc.

83 Why did this article never make it into the sidebar?

http://thefire.org/article/13585.html

According to a statement to police filed yesterday by SHSU Lovers of Liberty President Morgan Freeman, at about 1:30 pm SHSU Professor of Mathematics Joe E. Kirk demanded that the student organizers cover up the part of the wall that read "FUCK OBAMA." Then, per Freeman's statement to police, Kirk took action when the students refused to accede to his demand for censorship:

When we refused he told us he would bring a box cutter down and remove it himself. He left and returned a few minutes later and cut (with a box cutter) out the "fuck" part. 

Photos of the wall show that Kirk did not cut out any of the other words from the wall, including any other instances of "fuck" or other profanity.

Really, Joe E. Kirk, douche-bag, needs his moment of infamy.

84 That Georgette bitch looks like she could star in one of those Divine movies.  Thankfully I was able to AdBlock that image and never have to see it again.

85 Emblematic of this reality is the fact there are no immediate plans for a prime ministerial-presidential announcement of the agreement — to be unfurled this month — because the Prime Minister's Office has been unable to persuade the White House to make Obama available.
(Canada, pipeline,oil,clean water,eh....Barry is on the links)

Yeah, I know, it's Yahoo ...
http://tinyurl.com/3jkbp8h

86 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

87

Europe plans mission to Sun

In order to mitigate the effects of the sun's extreme heat, the final approach will be made at night.

88 Oh, man, love that Chesty McCain just got b****h slapped! Yowsa!

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