December 23, 2011
— Gabriel Malor I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
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S. Fla Man Sentenced For Sexually Assaulting a Chihuahua
http://tinyurl.com/c24xzw4
Posted by: Uddercha0s at December 23, 2011 03:01 AM (0kvAI)
In the history of Earth, has any candidate ever been declared the loser when they are ahead by 6 points?
Iowa? Seriously, who cares? Ask Nominee Huckabee and Bachmann how important Iowa is. Any state which would seriously consider Ron Paul when he barely barely breaks double digits nationally cannot be taken too seriously.
That being said, I predict that Newt still rallies and wins Iowa and voters join the "Stop Paul" movement and decide not to waste their votes on Perry and Bachmann. I also predict that the venomous and misleading attack ads against Newt in Iowa will begin to backfire. The voters of Iowa have resoundingly said that they hate attack ads, yet will reward their purveyors? No, the attack ads backfire.
Posted by: Bill Mitchell at December 23, 2011 03:08 AM (uVlA4)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 03:13 AM (3wfjw)
Everyone should vote for their personal choice, ignoring media polls and the phantom "electability" as defined by people like Ann Coulter.
No point in getting upset. It's too close to Christmas.
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 23, 2011 03:13 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at December 23, 2011 03:13 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at December 23, 2011 03:17 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 23, 2011 03:17 AM (i6RpT)
Everyone should vote for their personal choice, ignoring media polls and the phantom "electability" as defined by people like Ann Coulter.
I just hope Perry's still on the ballot down here come primary day. He's the only real conservative there is in this race. Flat tax, balanced budget, part-time Congress, wants to make Washington inconsequential in our daily lives, what's not to like?
And fuck the leftard, commie, MFM with a pineapple wrapped in barb wire.
Sideways.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at December 23, 2011 03:25 AM (d0Tfm)
The procedure should be:
1. Who do you like?
2. Check out their stands to make sure you pretty much agree
3. Vote
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 23, 2011 03:28 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Bill Mitchell at December 23, 2011 07:08 AM (uVlA4)
I agree with the bulk of your post, but I contend that attack ads usually do work. People claim to hate them because people are told they should hate them. It's simply the "right thing to say" on the matter. But negative ads work. Most voters know that every election is nothing more than a choice of the lesser evil. Attack ads help them make their decision as to who is more evil.
The only way attack ads backfire is if they are demonstrated to be lies. People don't like that. If they are not effectively fought back, they are a powerful weapon.
Posted by: Reactionary at December 23, 2011 03:28 AM (xUM1Q)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 23, 2011 03:29 AM (i6RpT)
C'mon, Vic, get out of bed and give us our lumps of virtual coal.
Hey, maybe he got in to the egg nog early.
Posted by: Retread at December 23, 2011 03:31 AM (ALZZ7)
I am just so weary of the constant turmoil and am thinking that it is not helpful at all.
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 23, 2011 03:31 AM (GoIUi)
Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said...
“Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign”.
Posted by: real joe at December 23, 2011 03:33 AM (w7Lv+)
Re: #10
Never did turn his life around. No one has to rape a woman. He had that choice and did not choose wisely.
Posted by: Jack at December 23, 2011 03:37 AM (zKFOT)
1. Who do you like?
2. Check out their stands to make sure you pretty much agree
3. Vote
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 23, 2011 07:28 AM (GoIUi)
This. And maybe consider electability after the process has winnowed the field down to 2 or 3, but surely not before anyone has cast a single vote.
Posted by: davidinvirginia at December 23, 2011 03:37 AM (hcJkV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2011 03:40 AM (UlUS4)
Posted by: joncelli at December 23, 2011 03:43 AM (+MbqG)
Posted by: MJ at December 23, 2011 03:43 AM (BKOsZ)
Posted by: real joe at December 23, 2011 07:33 AM (w7Lv+)
And you slapper her silly, right?
Posted by: Tami at December 23, 2011 03:43 AM (X6akg)
Vic was posting on the ONT, so maybe he's already gone for the day
In other news, I'm giving Mrs. North the silent treatment.
Posted by: Truman North at December 23, 2011 03:44 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Lydia at December 23, 2011 03:46 AM (nUEHO)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 23, 2011 03:47 AM (i6RpT)
Not generally recommended this time of year, unless you like lumps of coal and sleeping on the sofa.
Posted by: Retread at December 23, 2011 03:47 AM (ALZZ7)
Posted by: Lydia at December 23, 2011 07:46 AM (nUEHO)
And SCOAMF's a complete failure...your point again?
Posted by: billygoat at December 23, 2011 03:47 AM (xTmUr)
Posted by: Joffen at December 23, 2011 03:47 AM (zLeKL)
Posted by: billygoat at December 23, 2011 03:49 AM (xTmUr)
Posted by: Lydia at December 23, 2011 03:49 AM (nUEHO)
Posted by: real joe at December 23, 2011 07:33 AM (w7Lv+)
I think that makes it okay to hit her.
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 03:49 AM (4ixH5)
Add to #15: check their record. See what they've actually done. That's more important to me than that mercurial "electability" thingy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at December 23, 2011 03:50 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: billygoat at December 23, 2011 03:50 AM (xTmUr)
The reason I'm giving her the silent treatment is that I've pleaded with her to turn the television off in the bedroom at a reasonable hour-- say, 12 or even 1 am-- so I can sleep. And she refuses. So I sleep on the couch now.
I just don't get it.
Posted by: Truman North at December 23, 2011 03:53 AM (I2LwF)
In other news, I'm giving Mrs. North the silent treatment.
Ahhh, yet another of the many blessings and joys of curmudgeonhoodism.
Union package heading your way...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at December 23, 2011 03:54 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 23, 2011 03:55 AM (i6RpT)
I just don't get it.
Posted by: Truman North at December 23, 2011 07:53 AM (I2LwF)
It worked!
Posted by: Mrs. North at December 23, 2011 03:55 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 23, 2011 03:55 AM (l9zgN)
Posted by: Truman North at December 23, 2011 03:55 AM (I2LwF)
Vic was posting on the ONT, so maybe he's already gone for the day
He didn't post last Friday either. Maybe he's taking Fridays off?
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 23, 2011 03:57 AM (NfIvb)
Haha... Santa lives inside my penis
Posted by: Truman North at December 23, 2011 03:57 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 23, 2011 03:58 AM (l9zgN)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 23, 2011 03:58 AM (i6RpT)
Posted by: Artruen at December 23, 2011 03:59 AM (fDGF1)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 23, 2011 07:58 AM (i6RpT)
'Tis the season.
Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2011 04:00 AM (4ixH5)
Real Joe, This is what you call a 'teachable moment'. Sit down with her and have her give you 5 or 6 good reasons why she came to this conclusion. Write them down. Then, in a calm, nurturing way, go through each of them and destroy them with simple logic, reason and facts.
If this doesn't bring a glimmer of realization and reason to her eyes, chain her in the basement.
BTW, how old is she?
Posted by: Dastardly Dan at December 23, 2011 04:00 AM (yrgrl)
Posted by: Retread at December 23, 2011 04:00 AM (ALZZ7)
So I bid you good morning, and hope that those of you who have not shopped get out there today. I do not want to find out that morons are in the CVS check-out line at 11:00 PM tomorrow night, buying Valu-Rite as a last minute gift.
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 23, 2011 04:01 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 23, 2011 04:02 AM (vzFJV)
No Vic and no DOOM? We might just have to be happy this morning.
Posted by: Retread at December 23, 2011 04:02 AM (ALZZ7)
Posted by: Alamo at December 23, 2011 04:03 AM (wQmDt)
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 23, 2011 04:08 AM (NfIvb)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2011 04:10 AM (UlUS4)
Real Joe, This is what you call a 'teachable moment'.
I agree. As a member of the Moron Horde, you should have at the ready at least 5 examples of the SCOAMF's Reign of Error to relate to your daughter.
Here are a few of mine: Price of gasoline, 1-8-09, approx $1.75, compare to today. SCOAMF in violation of two court orders that I'm aware of, Solyndra, record numbers of Americans in poverty and on food stamps, QE I and II and the resulting inflation (actual figure near 12%), fewer people working than in 35 years (actual UE around 11%, total UE 3 and UE 6 = 20%)
Pick a few and make your presentation. If that doesn't work, well, maybe she's young enough for the meat to still be tender...*
*from the Bill Cosby School of Parenting: one child becomes disruptive, eat it, the rest will learn the lesson.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at December 23, 2011 04:10 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: dr kill at December 23, 2011 04:11 AM (ELPgk)
Posted by: real joe at December 23, 2011 07:33 AM (w7Lv+)
Tell her that the penguins in Antarctica need help due to gorebull warming. Send her to Mcmurdo.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 23, 2011 04:12 AM (a/mzt)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 23, 2011 04:12 AM (Ho2rs)
Full disclosure - it didn't happen. This is an email joke I got this morning and had to share with my fellow 'rons.
If my daughters support the big zero, they are smart enough not to tell me about it!
Posted by: real joe at December 23, 2011 04:16 AM (w7Lv+)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 23, 2011 04:19 AM (a/mzt)
real joe at December 23, 2011 08:16 AM
Whew! Strange as this may sound, I am relieved. I had jsut told my wife about your trevails and we were discussing how fortunate we are that both our daughters are conservative/ Of course they have not yet been exposed to the screeching libs at university. The oldest has set her mind on TAMU, so we will be safe there I'm sure.
Posted by: Alamo at December 23, 2011 04:22 AM (wQmDt)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 23, 2011 04:31 AM (vzFJV)
2. Check out their stands to make sure you pretty much agree
3. Vote
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 23, 2011 07:28 AM (GoIUi)
Unfortunately many GOPers have 'evolved' past that to:
1. Who do you think stupid people would vote for?
2. Gloss over their imperfections.
3. Delude yourself into thinking they will do exactly what you want.
4. Vote.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 23, 2011 04:32 AM (FkKjr)
No Vic and no DOOM? We might just have to be happy this morning.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 23, 2011 08:08 AM (NfIvb)
I'm hr3re Can't typ thouh, On lst threa yesterday ir was 76 and sunny, Then neithor came ober to soew me is new wan cave. I hvaevent stoppepped drikinking
Posted by: Vic at December 23, 2011 04:35 AM (YdQQY)
Just don't ask me to release my tax returns.
Posted by: Willard SQISH Romney at December 23, 2011 04:42 AM (51Nv7)
66 I married my mail-order bride 13 years ago today.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 23, 2011 08:19 AM (a/mzt)
Today, they would double the offer if you paid separate shipping and handling.
Posted by: jwest at December 23, 2011 04:45 AM (8moZm)
Why would we give away the good stuff?
Posted by: HH at December 23, 2011 05:06 AM (KB0hv)
My oldest daughter is back for break, and on her first day, went back to this thing the young'ens call a "job". She's also a card-carrying member of her college's Republicans Club. Three months after turning 18, she registered (R).
Damn shame that liberal arts college she attends is more liberal than arts, but someone's gotta make a stand.
Now just have to make sure the younger two siblings don't stray to the dark side.
Posted by: David Duke at December 23, 2011 05:07 AM (LLToD)
Posted by: San Antonio rose at December 23, 2011 05:34 AM (dD3tG)
It's tough.. my older is conservative, I am pretty sure, because we don't talk that much politics. But the younger one is a teacher and believes everything she was told is school, so it's a battle to get her to see the light.
Posted by: real joe at December 23, 2011 05:39 AM (w7Lv+)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at December 23, 2011 05:39 AM (YmPwQ)
Truman North, take the TV out of the bedroom. Now. And forever.
Replace it with a really cool lamp, an internet radio that plays obscure jazz stations, and some big fluffy pillows and blankets.
Posted by: kevlarchick at December 23, 2011 05:44 AM (+dlqq)
“Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign”.
Posted by: real joe at December 23, 2011 07:33 AM
Well you can now tell her that since she believes in sharing the wealth and wants to be part of the movement for hope and change and demonstrate that she means it, she can ...Donate all her clothes, give away her TV, her stereo, her iPhone, and her iPod. Take all of her jewelry to the Salvation Army or give it to Goodwill. Then sell her car, her horse, and laptop.
Posted by: Deanna at December 23, 2011 06:18 AM (nPwJ9)
Posted by: San Antonio Rose at December 23, 2011 06:24 AM (dD3tG)
Posted by: jewells45teapartyterrorist at December 23, 2011 06:24 AM (l/N7H)
Did Obungles fly first pooch "Bo" back from Hawaii just for a photo op?
http://tinyurl.com/7xfg66m
Posted by: DngrMse at December 23, 2011 07:08 AM (qwjR6)
Posted by: LizLem at December 23, 2011 08:50 AM (db8vO)
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Posted by: Silver-Tongued Devil epub at December 23, 2011 04:56 PM (SYiYL)
I am not clear if I totally understand the full thought pattern behind this.
Posted by: The Accidental Tourist AudioBook at December 23, 2011 05:20 PM (QlqE4)
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Posted by: Vote for me I'll get you stuff at December 24, 2011 02:58 AM (xqpQL)
We don't call the GOP the "Stupid Party tm" for nothing.
Posted by: Vote for me I'll get you stuff at December 24, 2011 03:06 AM (xqpQL)
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Posted by: Miss Marple at December 23, 2011 02:57 AM (GoIUi)