March 14, 2011

Top Headline Comments 3-14-11
— Gabriel Malor

If your only tool is a hammer, then all your problems start to look like people that need to be beat with a hammer.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 02:48 AM | Comments (133)
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1

My hammers slice.

Posted by: Paul Anka at March 14, 2011 02:58 AM (dGdcX)

2 People are the cause of problems, well, most problems.

Posted by: Case at March 14, 2011 02:58 AM (0K+Kw)

3

People are the cause of problems, well, most problems.

Preaching to the choir.

Posted by: Al Gore at March 14, 2011 03:00 AM (dGdcX)

4 Lots of scary video on the tsunami is coming in.

Japan death toll now at 5000, with 2000 bodies discovered along the shore.

And in other relevant news,  Politico has an article up today saying that Sarah Palin is like the Al Sharpton of Alaska.  I am not making this up.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 14, 2011 03:02 AM (Fo83G)

5 Posted by: Miss Marple at March 14, 2011 07:02 AM (Fo83G)

Why read Politico, do you also go to the NYT to read their stuff?

Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2011 03:09 AM (M9Ie6)

6

You know what I hate?
Tsunamis. Seriously.
Earth-W T F, mate?

/haiku

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at March 14, 2011 03:11 AM (dGdcX)

7 Vic,  you have to know what the commies are up to.  I take great delight in seeing them make asses of themselves while trying to convince me they are unbiased.

I don't know if Palin is a good potential nominee,  but it is very instructive to see how crazy she makes the left,  and how these "women's rights" advocates seem to suddenly think Republican women should go home and bake cookies.

Al Sharpton?  The only funny thing was in calling Palin a "victimologist" they inadvertently tarred Sharpton with that as well.  I expect he will threaten to sue them.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 14, 2011 03:14 AM (Fo83G)

8 The next person that gives Al Gore a massage needs to bring a hammer.

Posted by: Case at March 14, 2011 03:17 AM (0K+Kw)

9 And in other relevant news, Politico has an article up today saying that Sarah Palin is like the Al Sharpton of Alaska. I am not making this up. One of the few times they would refer to Sharpton in the negative..

Posted by: Dave C at March 14, 2011 03:19 AM (QNN33)

10 http://tinyurl.com/4no9wgw Just who is James Wolcott? Is he Vanity Fair's answer to The Atlantic's Excitable Andi?

Posted by: Dave C at March 14, 2011 03:21 AM (QNN33)

11 Sarah Palin is the Newt Gingrich of our time (yeah he's still around but only in the Jimmy Carter sense of still around). Sarah serves us best by standing on the sidelines throwing bombs and scaring the hell out of the Libs. Like Newt she's very good at making people think about things they want to ignore and, also like Newt, I don't think she'd serve us well as an actual leader

Posted by: lokki at March 14, 2011 03:27 AM (a5F9g)

12 Currently the cultural critic for Vanity Fair, James Wolcott has also been a staff writer at The Village Voice, Esquire, Harper's, and The New Yorker. He lives with his wife, Laura Jacobs, and their two cats, Roland and Jasper, in New York City.

(From Harper Collins web site)

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 14, 2011 03:29 AM (Fo83G)

13

Meanwhile this is what we get from the MFM:

Japan Searches for Thousands of Dead Amid Nuclear Radiation Fears

That is the headline/link at Fox

 Actual Headline at the article:

 Japan Digs for Thousands of Dead Amid Nuclear Crisis

 Gee, we have 0.2/hr mRem at the entrance road to the plant but that deserves inclusion in a headline about thousands dead. To put that in perspective I used to have a Seiko watch with the old style radium dots on the face that read more than 2 mRem/hr.

Hey Fox, if any of your stupid producers are reading this blog, or even if you are not, you can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2011 03:33 AM (M9Ie6)

14 oops left out the units. .2 mR/hr.

Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2011 03:34 AM (M9Ie6)

15

I watched MacGruber the other night.  Very moron-friendly.  By which I mean, offensive, stupid and hilarious if you like offensive and stupid.  No politics.  Lots of butt jokes.

Even so, it was far less offensive and stupid that the House GOP funding Obamacare with their current CR.  We should have known they wouldn't give up the power of determining our life and our death; of courting thousands of lobbyists over re-arranging tens of thousands of pages of regulation.

They're whores, and we bought them.

Posted by: Truman North at March 14, 2011 03:40 AM (8ay4x)

16 A hole in Windows, which Microsoft has failed to fix since January, is being hammered by hackers. The actual flaw is with the MHTML protocol handler in Windows and it can only be exploited if the user is running Internet Explorer.
------

Another good reason to use FireFox, Chrome or some other non-Microsoft browser.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 14, 2011 03:40 AM (7+pP9)

17

Representative sample joke from MacGruber:  The good guy breaks into the bad guy's party, goes straight to the master bathroom, and drops and upper decker.  Then comes out and explains what he did to his girlfriend.  THEN confronts the bad guy.

Posted by: Truman North at March 14, 2011 03:42 AM (8ay4x)

18 Still less offensive than the House GOP.

Posted by: Truman North at March 14, 2011 03:42 AM (8ay4x)

19 India's navy captured 61 pirates, a mother ship and freed 13 hostages after a gun battle. Does Preznit Toonces even know we have a navy?

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 14, 2011 03:42 AM (7+pP9)

20 I used to post at politico. I left. The libs there are f'ed up.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 14, 2011 03:43 AM (c5RQr)

21 India and the United States are equally serious about stopping Muslim terrorists.  It just so happens we're on opposite sides of the issue.

Posted by: Truman North at March 14, 2011 03:43 AM (8ay4x)

22
Lots of butt jokes.

Posted by: Truman North at March 14, 2011 07:40 AM (8ay4x)

Oh, like little Barry with the Big Ears married to The Wookie with the very large and imposing thunder butt?

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 14, 2011 03:46 AM (ZHsNw)

23 Just who is James Wolcott?

Is he Vanity Fair's answer to The Atlantic's Excitable Andi?

Posted by: Dave C at March 14, 2011 07:21 AM (QNN33)

Kind of; he obviously savors the taste of cock but is built more like a squishy turdball.  IOW Rove v2.0

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2011 03:46 AM (cQH/d)

24 Obama: LEGO hammer Palin: Jackhammer Fuckin' Politico.

Posted by: Andy at March 14, 2011 03:50 AM (veZ9n)

Posted by: Truman North at March 14, 2011 03:52 AM (8ay4x)

26 Btw are you morons all in agreement that these fucking CRs that keep funding BammyCare are the works of the devil and any Repuke supporting them should face a primary opponent if not immediately recalled?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2011 03:52 AM (cQH/d)

27
EJ Dionne writes about fairy dust, unicorns, and rainbows.

The High-Cost of a Broken Metaphor

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 14, 2011 03:52 AM (ZHsNw)

Posted by: Truman North at March 14, 2011 03:57 AM (8ay4x)

29 Captain Hate:  We're just fucked.  The new boss is the same as the old boss.

Posted by: Truman North at March 14, 2011 03:57 AM (8ay4x)

30 No funding for BumbleCare.  That's the first thing that needs to go.  Unconstitutional piece of crap.

Posted by: Case at March 14, 2011 03:57 AM (0K+Kw)

31 "... people WHO need to be beat with a hammer."

Posted by: Surly.editor.who.had.to.get.up.an.hour.early at March 14, 2011 04:05 AM (hyP1j)

32 The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like droopy-eyed armless children.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 14, 2011 04:08 AM (McG46)

33 If Sarah runs.  If the 'pubes don't want my vote going to her they had better run someone worth a shit.  Hey, I'm not voting for Huckleberry or Senator Swish when I can vote for someone who "gets it".

Posted by: Case at March 14, 2011 04:09 AM (0K+Kw)

34 A good workman keeps a range of hammers in his toolkit.
Maxwell developed a silver hammer for knocking liberal heads.
Thor's Mjolnir calls down the thunder and lightning (not to be confused with Chi Coltrane).
Hammer (formerly MC) brings the stupefying beats at hammer time.
Bobby Fuller had a model good for breaking rocks in the hot sun.
Roman centurions had one tailored for piercing flesh and bone.
Andy Dufresne's Bible held the hammer that set him free.
Lucifer's Hammer is in reserve in case 2012 goes horribly wrong.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 14, 2011 04:10 AM (a5ljo)

35 Well spring is truly here now. We have 1023 grackles attacking my bird feeders now.

Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2011 04:11 AM (M9Ie6)

36

Like Newt she's very good at making people think about things they want to ignore and, also like Newt, I don't think she'd serve us well as an actual leader.

 

 

I just wish we had an actual leader waiting in the wings for 2012.  I don't see anyone yet that excites me - or better yet, that can beat Obumbles.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 14, 2011 04:11 AM (zgZzy)

37 EJ "cocksucker" Dionne quoting Al Franken approvingly.  Just fucking brilliant....

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2011 04:11 AM (cQH/d)

38 EJ "cocksucker" Dionne quoting Al Franken approvingly.  Just fucking brilliant....

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2011 08:11 AM (cQH/d)

When the only tool in your chest is a cocksucker...

Posted by: FUBAR at March 14, 2011 04:13 AM (McG46)

39 Ah Little Miss Spellcheck is back:

Vic: Any opinions on the best date to put an azalea into the ground in Philadelphia? And any reason to prefer or avoid plants from Home Depot or WalMart?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 13, 2011 11:07 AM (a5ljo)

LOL, LMS Azaleas are a Southern plant so I don't know how well they will do at all in PA. As for planting them Now is probably about the right time (maybe a little late depending on location and soil temps) just before they start blooming.

I would check with your local nursery for varieties that do well that far North though.

Some of the commenters from MA stated on the ONT that they kenw people that were growing them in MA and ME though.


Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2011 04:15 AM (M9Ie6)

40 Like Newt she's very good at making people think about things they want to ignore and, also like Newt, I don't think she'd serve us well as an actual leader

Posted by: lokki at March 14, 2011 07:27 AM (a5F9g)

So you think she'd be measurably worse than the current precedent toonces leader?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2011 04:15 AM (DCpHZ)

41

I would check with your local nursery for varieties that do well that far North though.

 

It's nice to see some of my fellow Philadelphians putting something in the ground besides murder victims. 

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 14, 2011 04:16 AM (zgZzy)

42 Finally, something exciting... The tournament starts tomorrow!

Posted by: Bracketeer-in-Chief Obizzle at March 14, 2011 04:18 AM (2EEmX)

43

So you think she'd be measurably worse than the current precedent toonces leader?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2011 08:15 AM (DCpHZ)

Of course not, but that's not the criterion.  We have to run somebody better than His OmniPresence to beat him.  For reasons I can't explain, he's well-liked.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 14, 2011 04:18 AM (McG46)

44

For reasons I can't explain, he's well-liked.

 

Because to not like me is racissssst!

Posted by: Barry Obama at March 14, 2011 04:19 AM (zgZzy)

45
Mental mistakes made by liberal politicians is discounted by media as trivial and  inconsequential, but mistakes made by conservatives are monumentally ignorant and prejudicial to the new tone of civility. 


Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 14, 2011 04:20 AM (ZHsNw)

46

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 13, 2011 11:07 AM (a5ljo)

My local gardener claims that you want azealas grown locally by a reputable nursery to ensure some level of acclimateization.  The large stores buy in bulk and ship form goodness knows where so those plants are a crap shoot.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2011 04:21 AM (DCpHZ)

47 Hah, what morons! Everybody's clock is an hour ahead of mine. I'll take a nap until the big NSC meeting at 8am.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 14, 2011 04:21 AM (2EEmX)

48 Used to get higher than background clicks on my can of Kodiak chew...Probably .2mrem/hr. This is why people freak out about nuclear stuff. They have no clue on any of this shit. Why do we not teach this shit in school?

Posted by: Zakn at March 14, 2011 04:23 AM (zyaZ1)

49

Posted by: FUBAR at March 14, 2011 08:18 AM (McG46)

I agree with this latter post, if you don't get elected, then your competence doesn't matter.  But I think we need to continually make clear that there is almost no one in the repub party that would be worse for the country than toonces.  But I have underestimated the RINOs before.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2011 04:24 AM (DCpHZ)

50 For reasons I can't explain, he's well-liked.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 14, 2011 08:18 AM (McG46)

I don't think he is.  Either the MFM is lying about it or people are answering questions over the phone in a way that won't make them come off as 'racists' to dumbasses who called them out of the blue but know that he's a fucking cancer to the country and will vote accordingly.  Or both.  Or maybe I'm completely wrong and we're irredeemably fucked as a country.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2011 04:25 AM (cQH/d)

51 Why do we not teach this shit in school?

Posted by: Zakn at March 14, 2011 08:23 AM (zyaZ1)

You rang?

Ask your local teachers union rep!

Posted by: Hrothgar-NEA rep at March 14, 2011 04:26 AM (DCpHZ)

52

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2011 08:25 AM (cQH/d)

I wouldn't trust an MFM poll that said 80% of the polled want free money.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2011 04:28 AM (DCpHZ)

53

I don't think he is.  Either the MFM is lying about it or people are answering questions over the phone in a way that won't make them come off as 'racists' to dumbasses who called them out of the blue but know that he's a fucking cancer to the country and will vote accordingly.  Or both.  Or maybe I'm completely wrong and we're irredeemably fucked as a country.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2011 08:25 AM (cQH/d)

When I'm feeling optimistic, I agree with you, the American people have common sense.  When I'm feeling pessimistic, I remember that this is the same electorate that wants to reduce the deficit/debt without touching entitlements.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 14, 2011 04:29 AM (McG46)

54
Why is There No Looting in Japan?


The liberal media will do back flips to avoid this subject.  No one will write about the cultural aspects of looting because it may offend some members of society? 

Scumbaggery is the norm in America, and we're gonna loot to get stuff and make it fair that everybody got the same stuff. It's all about the stuff.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 14, 2011 04:30 AM (ZHsNw)

55 Our neighborhood is crawling with azaleas. The leaves have been kind of maroon all winter, but are greening up now. So there must be some winter-hardy variety up here.

I'm limited to the stores I can reach by bus, so a full-service nursery is a major trip to the burbs.

I see shoots of daffodils, tulips and some lilies breaking the surface in our tiny yard. (They were called tiger lilies where I grew up, but our neighbor here calls them day lilies.) I'm hoping two $10 azalea pots will outlast my four springs here.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 14, 2011 04:30 AM (a5ljo)

56

Ask your local teachers union rep!

Posted by: Hrothgar-NEA rep at March 14, 2011 08:26 AM (DCpHZ)

Yeah.  Between 12 years of indoctrination and a lifetime of the MBM, it's a wonder we aren't Greece.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 14, 2011 04:31 AM (McG46)

57 Scumbaggery is the norm in America in welfare-entitled liberal strongholds, and we're gonna loot to get stuff and make it fair that everybody got the same stuff. It's all about the stuff.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 14, 2011 08:30 AM (ZHsNw)

FIFY.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 14, 2011 04:33 AM (McG46)

58 If your only tool is a hammer, then all your problems start to look like people that need to be beat with a hammer. Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 06:48 AM My favorite Top Headline Comment quote evah!

Posted by: Jade Sea at March 14, 2011 04:37 AM (GPzB2)

59 I posted this yesterday in the 'bitch' post (the post about the Jewish family massacre that had people really pissed off at one another), but it went on noticed because people were too busy SCREAMING at each other :

I found this, and it should really upset you.  The fucker can't say shit without the teleprompter, but he can somehow find it to write an op-ed for the Arizona Daily Star?!  Bullshit.

President Obama: We must seek agreement on gun reforms

It's been more than two months since the tragedy in Tucson stunned the nation. It was a moment when we came together as one people to mourn and to pray for those we lost. And in the attack's turbulent wake, Americans by and large rightly refrained from finger-pointing, assigning blame or playing politics with other people's pain.

But one clear and terrible fact remains. A man our Army rejected as unfit for service; a man one of our colleges deemed too unstable for studies; a man apparently bent on violence, was able to walk into a store and buy a gun.

He used it to murder six people and wound 13 others. And if not for the heroism of bystanders and a brilliant surgical team, it would have been far worse.

...

Now, like the majority of Americans, I believe that the Second Amendment guarantees an individual right to bear arms. And the courts have settled that as the law of the land. In this country, we have a strong tradition of gun ownership that's handed from generation to generation. Hunting and shooting are part of our national heritage. And, in fact, my administration has not curtailed the rights of gun owners - it has expanded them, including allowing people to carry their guns in national parks and wildlife refuges.

However, I believe that if common sense prevails, we can get beyond wedge issues and stale political debates to find a sensible, intelligent way to make the United States of America a safer, stronger place.

I'm willing to bet that responsible, law-abiding gun owners agree that we should be able to keep an irresponsible, law-breaking few - dangerous criminals and fugitives, for example - from getting their hands on a gun in the first place.

I'm willing to bet they don't think that using a gun and using common sense are incompatible ideas - that we should check someone's criminal record before he can check out at a gun seller; that an unbalanced man shouldn't be able to buy a gun so easily; that there's room for us to have reasonable laws that uphold liberty, ensure citizen safety and are fully compatible with a robust Second Amendment.

That's why our focus right now should be on sound and effective steps that will actually keep those irresponsible, law-breaking few from getting their hands on a gun in the first place.


Posted by: momma at March 14, 2011 04:38 AM (penCf)

60 To tell you the truth, I considered  for a nanosecond sending that looting article to my Euroweenie social democrat polisci professor.  But I'm sure he'd explain it away in terms of generous welfare benefits and racism.

Posted by: Truman North at March 14, 2011 04:39 AM (8ay4x)

61
(They were called tiger lilies where I grew up, but our neighbor here calls them day lilies.)

Two different plants. Pics:

Tiger lily

Daylily

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 14, 2011 04:40 AM (7+pP9)

62

That's why our focus right now should be on sound and effective steps that will actually keep those irresponsible, law-breaking few from getting their hands on a gun in the first place.


It's astounding that on every issue, he can manage to find the worst possible premise to start from and then proceed from there to the most asinine of all possible conclusions.  Every.  Single.  Time.

Posted by: Truman North at March 14, 2011 04:41 AM (8ay4x)

63 either the MFM is lying about it or people are answering questions over the phone in a way that won't make them come off as 'racists' to dumbasses who called them out of the blue


I think that no trusts these polls anymore.  Who to say that your phone number and answers aren't given to the unions or the WH or Organizing For America?

They can cover their ass by saying, well, we didn't give them your name.

Posted by: momma at March 14, 2011 04:42 AM (penCf)

64 The leaves have been kind of maroon all winter, but are greening up now.

Azealas are an evergreen plant but the leaves will turn if in extreme cold.

Before I bought any though I would still check with a local nursery for types that are cold hardy. It can get very expensive buying shrubs only to see them die in the Winter.

Also, do not plant them while blooming. Either get them before blooming (which they shouldn't be in PA yet) or wait until after blooming.

Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2011 04:43 AM (M9Ie6)

65 When I'm feeling pessimistic, I remember that this is the same electorate that wants to reduce the deficit/debt without touching entitlements.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 14, 2011 08:29 AM (McG46)

The donks and their salad-tossing allies in the MFM have done a very good job of polarizing people on this and framing it in a "why should I sacrifice when nobody else is" way.  Truth be known I can't blame people for feeling this way if what they've been exposed to leads them to believe that.  That's why Reagan was successful in promoting a growth atmosphere by saying "government is the problem and you can succeed if we get it off your back".  Unfortunately even he had to deal with a donk congress and didn't stop the growth in government spending.  That's a major problem and, even though the successes of Scott Walker and Kasich fill me with some degree of optimism that people are ready to change how things are done, the fucking CRs that I mentioned previously that fund BammyCare are signs that we've got nobody in Congress up to the task of doing it.  And that's with something that the public remains firmly against....

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2011 04:44 AM (cQH/d)

66

Yeah.  Between 12 years of indoctrination and a lifetime of the MBM, it's a wonder we aren't Greece.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 14, 2011 08:31 AM (McG46)

Yet.

Posted by: MWR at March 14, 2011 04:45 AM (4df7R)

67 Have you guys seen that Undercover Millionaire?

Detroit is truly f*cked.

Of course, it takes a major network trying to make a TV show, to report about it.

Plus, if they are so rich, why do they give only$100,000?  Is it for the safety of the organizations?  I'm thinking they give more after the cameras are turned off.

Posted by: momma at March 14, 2011 04:45 AM (penCf)

68 #59 Little Miss Spellcheck,  you are quite able to raise azaleas where you are ( I have several plants here in Indiana).

The one thing you need to find out is how acidic your soil is.  The people in the nursery center should be able to tell you.  If your soil is NOT acidic (mine is not as it is clay) you will need to add some soil amendment such as peat moss and probably fertilize with something like Miracid,  which is designed for azaleas and rhododendrons.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 14, 2011 04:46 AM (Fo83G)

69

Who said we aren't Greece?  The only difference is we don't have anyone to come bail us out.

Posted by: Truman North at March 14, 2011 04:47 AM (8ay4x)

70

Posted by: momma at March 14, 2011 08:38 AM (penCf)

Notice, IIRC, that he avoided mentioning MAJ Hassan who also used a gun recently.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2011 04:47 AM (DCpHZ)

71 Mulching with pine straw should keep your acid levels up. Also, if you have clay soil you should make sure it drains well before planting (clay usually doesn't).

Prior to planting dig a hole about a foot deep and fill with water. If it doesn't drain completely within an hour you need to dig a much bigger hole and mixing in sand with the dirt so it will drain.

Azaleas need well drained soil. 

Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2011 04:50 AM (M9Ie6)

72

Who said we aren't Greece?  The only difference is we don't have anyone to come bail us out.

Posted by: Truman North at March 14, 2011 08:47 AM (8ay4x)

Not to dismiss our problems, which are substantial, but in fairness the other dissimilarity we have from Greece is that we also have our own sovereign currency and the ability to produce as much of it as we need on demand.  Greece does not.

Posted by: Reactionary at March 14, 2011 04:50 AM (xUM1Q)

73

Morning, all!   So, is anyone else exhausted from the emotional rollercoaster that was this weekend?  I can't seem to stop myself from watching every new, awful video that's coming out of Japan, even though they all reduce me to tears. And on top of that to see Mummer Gadfly so close to retaking Libya, that brutal slaughter of that family in Samaria, the bus accident in NYC, and the idiots still protesting in Wisconsin...  Is there ANYTHING positive to lift our spirits? 

Well, Charlie Sheen IS going on tour...

See, that's American ingenuity.  Turn your personal mental breakdown into a roadshow and charge admission.  I think that's got to be a first in the history of show business.  I don't know if I should applaud or shake my head in despair.

Posted by: MWR at March 14, 2011 04:50 AM (4df7R)

74 Owsley "Bear" Stanley died in a car crash in Australia.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 14, 2011 04:50 AM (7+pP9)

75 Jonah Falcon's still fat.

Posted by: Truman North at March 14, 2011 04:52 AM (8ay4x)

76

But one clear and terrible fact remains. A man our Army rejected as unfit for service; a man one of our colleges deemed too unstable for studies; a man apparently bent on violence, was able to walk into a store and buy a gun.


Serious question:  Did he legally buy his pistol?  And if so, if the local sheriff had followed up on some of the complaints that had been filed on him, would he still have been able to make a legal purchase?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2011 04:53 AM (cQH/d)

78 Owsley "Bear" Stanley died in a car crash in Australia.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 14, 2011 08:50 AM (7+pP9)

I'm going back to bed.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 14, 2011 04:54 AM (McG46)

79

Serious question:  Did he legally buy his pistol?  And if so, if the local sheriff had followed up on some of the complaints that had been filed on him, would he still have been able to make a legal purchase?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2011 08:53 AM (cQH/d)

All of your health records (including mental health) are confidential under HIPPA. The local sheriff could never learn if he was nuts.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 14, 2011 04:56 AM (7+pP9)

80 Heh - of course Massachusetts still celebrates "Patriot's Day".  It is the highest of hack holidays - the state employee unions will never, ever let that "holiday" be canceled.

The rest of us, you know, in the dreaded private sector, have to go to work on that particular "holiday".

Just saying, that's all.

Posted by: DocJ at March 14, 2011 04:56 AM (dt6br)

81
And speaking of health care:

. . . the Mass. Department of Public Health has issued a new directive, “Guidance on the Collection of Race and Ethnicity by Ambulance Services.”

In this document, the first question to the sick person is not: “Do you want to go to the hospital?” The first question is: “Are you Hispanic/Latino/Spanish?”

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 14, 2011 05:01 AM (7+pP9)

82 Is there ANYTHING positive to lift our spirits?

Are you kidding?  It's March Madness time baby.  It doesn't get any better than college ball (fb or bb)!

Posted by: momma at March 14, 2011 05:12 AM (penCf)

83 This was a pretty Boss article about the money those evil rich fuckers have and we should just take it. http://bit.ly/e2AzIH

ps. It's not enough money to do jack shit. I had this discussion with people here during Mark "Tax The Rich" Dayton campaigned here in Minisoda and they would blank out when I would bring this up. Hey dumbass, there aren't enough rich people to pay for this shit. He means you and me!


Posted by: Zakn at March 14, 2011 05:13 AM (zyaZ1)

84

Ah yes.  Baseball and college b-ball.  Alas, I don't care for either, and the one major sport I do watch - the NFL - is being a complete BITCH.

This sucks.

Posted by: MWR at March 14, 2011 05:15 AM (4df7R)

85 video of Toby Keith talking about singing for the USO and singing for our heroes.

Damn, made me cry.

Thank you Toby.  God bless you!  May God protect our defenders of freedom.

Posted by: momma at March 14, 2011 05:18 AM (penCf)

86

Actually, this is pretty uplifting.  If you consider British snipers and dead Taliban uplifting (which I do).

Posted by: MWR at March 14, 2011 05:19 AM (4df7R)

87 The New Mothereffing Civility....

Time Magazine:

Wisconsin's Governor Wins But Is He Still Dead Man Walker?

http://tinyurl.com/4wzmyr4

Posted by: Tami at March 14, 2011 05:23 AM (VuLos)

88 Did Jane's boy make it home or at least out?

Posted by: momma at March 14, 2011 05:24 AM (penCf)

89 Thunderstorm just blew thru here, one of several scheduled for today.  As the tree pollen meter has been pegged for a couple of weeks, the streets, curbs and driveways are a luminescent day-glo yellow.  Should be visible from space.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2011 05:33 AM (XBM1t)

90 Time Magazine:

Wisconsin's Governor Wins But Is He Still Dead Man Walker?

http://tinyurl.com/4wzmyr4

Posted by: Tami at March 14, 2011 09:23 AM (VuLos)

Time marches on..... and pretty soon they're gonna turn around and see that no one's actually behind them.

Posted by: ontherocks at March 14, 2011 05:39 AM (HBqDo)

91

One of the few times they would refer to Sharpton in the negative..

...out loud.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 14, 2011 05:40 AM (3O39V)

92 The local sheriff could never learn if he was nuts.
Posted by: Ed Anger at March 14, 2011 08:56 AM

/but the local sheriff should have access to his own mental health information./off

Posted by: by any other name at March 14, 2011 05:42 AM (H+LJc)

93 great quote

Posted by: elspeth at March 14, 2011 05:51 AM (0AkWH)

94

India's navy captured 61 pirates, a mother ship and freed 13 hostages after a gun battle. Does Preznit Toonces even know we have a navy?

They would probably get court martialed for capturing pirates because it's not the pirate's fault he's a pirate.  In fact, it's probably our fault.  Because we're so rich and that's keeping them poor.  Or something.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 14, 2011 05:52 AM (3O39V)

95 From the WTF file....

Al-Qaeda has launched a women's magazine that mixes beauty and fashion tips with advice on suicide bombings.

Dubbed 'Jihad Cosmo', the glossy magazine's front cover features the barrel of a sub-machine gun next to a picture a woman in a veil.

http://tinyurl.com/68yws7q

And Steyn's comments on said article:

http://tinyurl.com/4khsumj

Posted by: Tami at March 14, 2011 05:54 AM (VuLos)

96 Mallamutt...i had no idea it was snowing in stl today

Posted by: elspeth at March 14, 2011 05:55 AM (0AkWH)

97 Senator Rubio released this statement about the budget:

(excerpt)

“Running our government on the fumes of borrowed spending is unacceptable, short-sighted and dangerous. I commend the efforts of House and Senate Republican leaders to deal with this, but I did not come to the U.S. Senate to be part of some absurd political theatre.

“I will no longer support short-term budget plans. While attempts at new spending reductions are commendable, we simply can no longer afford to nickel-and-dime our way out of the dangerous debt America has amassed. It is time our leaders in Washington wake up and realize that we are headed for a debt disaster.


Posted by: Y-not at March 14, 2011 05:57 AM (pW2o8)

98
 Pollen beats living with the still 2' of snow we got laying about The robins are gathered in small groups, looking pissed to the gills.

  But it's only 17 days til Opening Day, so there's that.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 14, 2011 06:00 AM (ud5dN)

99 There are exclusive interviews with martyrs' wives, who praise their husbands' decisions to die in suicide attacks.

If I was getting porked by stinking goat lovers, I'd be happy for them to 'splode also.

Posted by: toby928™: Popular Front for the Liberation of Wisconsin at March 14, 2011 06:03 AM (GTbGH)

100

Hey Vic,

Any thoughts on the radioactive 'film' on the US helicopter?  Details sound pretty sketchy, but wondering where that could of come from?

Posted by: Red Shirt at March 14, 2011 06:04 AM (FIDMq)

101 Where is the moron NCAA tourney pool?

Posted by: bill at March 14, 2011 06:07 AM (D6qOQ)

102 Legal Insurrection had a 5-part series on understanding polls (done by a guest blogger) recently.  The links to the series are here

Posted by: Y-not at March 14, 2011 06:10 AM (pW2o8)

103 Any thoughts on the radioactive 'film' on the US helicopter?

The story I read said they detected small amounts in an air sampler they had on the helo. It was almost certainly very tiny amounts that were barely detectable. An air sampler works by sucking a high volume of air through a particulate filter for a set period of time and then counting the filter in a sensitive counter.

It has to be that because (1) they are doing small controlled releases to relieve pressure and the amount at the release point is small and (2) by the time it is more than 50 miles away it should be dissipated to the point of no concern at all.

U.S. regulations are stringent as hell but the Emergency Planning Zones are broken up into 5 mile, 10 mile and 50 mile radius. There is a reason they do not go out over 50 miles.

Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2011 06:14 AM (M9Ie6)

104

You know what plant I hate?  Hostas.  They're okay until those stupid tentacle thingies start shooting out from the middle of them.  My husband loves the stupid things and all our sweet little church ladies are always offering to give us some (because the ugly things breed like welfare babies).  Hate 'em.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 14, 2011 06:16 AM (3O39V)

105 oops I see from a different story that the personnel on the helos were actually contaminated. What they do not say though is how close they flew to the site.

Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2011 06:18 AM (M9Ie6)

106 Is there ANYTHING positive to lift our spirits? Posted by: MWR at March 14, 2011 08:50 AM (4df7R) Christina Hendricks will be the new Lois Lane in the 2012 Superman movie Dean Winters' Mayhem Allstate commercials and bacon hasn't lost its tastiness. These are things to smile about.

Posted by: CAC at March 14, 2011 06:20 AM (lV4Fs)

107 You know what plant I hate?  Hostas.

Yeah, I've never been a big fan of them either.  They are easy to grow and some folks love the variations in the foliage, I guess.  Sort of like coleus. 

After returning to a climate where the leaves drop, my main goal when we get settled in a place permanently is to plant tons of evergreens.  I'm getting pretty sick of the grey sticks landscape. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 14, 2011 06:21 AM (pW2o8)

108 Back of the envelope calculation of how much money is "tied up" in the rich over at NRO.  And it doesn't even take into account the likelihood that if you tax a rich person until they're down to the same amount of money a "regular" person has, they'll probably just change their behavior and not bother to work for the extra dough. 

I hate these redistributionist morons. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 14, 2011 06:23 AM (pW2o8)

109 Battle Los Angeles - I actually enjoyed it ...

Posted by: Wolverine at March 14, 2011 06:31 AM (GvYeG)

110 28 Btw are you morons all in agreement that these fucking CRs that keep funding BammyCare are the works of the devil and any Repuke supporting them should face a primary opponent if not immediately recalled?
I'm in.  But, does this mean the Boehner love-fest is over?

Posted by: snort! at March 14, 2011 06:36 AM (K/USr)

111 http://tinyurl.com/6f2vqfd

Why is there no looting in Japan?

No democrats.

Posted by: Kemp at March 14, 2011 06:38 AM (JpFM9)

112 Vic: Any opinions on the best date to put an azalea into the ground in Philadelphia? And any reason to prefer or avoid plants from Home Depot or WalMart?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 13, 2011 11:07 AM (a5ljo)

Vic said--LOL, LMS Azaleas are a Southern plant so I don't know how well they will do at all in PA. As for planting them Now is probably about the right time (maybe a little late depending on location and soil temps) just before they start blooming.

Yeah, azaleas grow great in Philly area. I am in Chester Co and grow a bunch of them. Now is a good time to plant; maybe the best. Don't worry too much about where you buy them--whether retailed at big box stores or smaller garden specialty shops, most are grown in massive quantities in Oregon and shipped to this area in for resale  in early spring (ie, right about now).  There are azaleas that are too tender for Philly, but it would be tough to find them in stores here.

The key with store bought azaleas, and any store bought plant for outdoors, is they are grown and sold in pots, and tend to be heavily fertilized. they are almoist always root bound coming out of the pot. Rip the sh*t out of the root ball with a garden claw before putting in ground. Water when you plant but don't overdo it. this time of year rain gives all the rain they need.

Aren't you sorry you asked?

Posted by: snort! at March 14, 2011 06:46 AM (K/USr)

113 59 Our neighborhood is crawling with azaleas. The leaves have been kind of maroon all winter, but are greening up now. So there must be some winter-hardy variety up here.
The varieties w leaves that go reddish in winter are usually pink or red bloomers. The leaves on white bloomers stay green through winter. A lot of those maroon leaf types are Girard hybrids. they do great in Philly.
I see shoots of daffodils, tulips and some lilies breaking the surface in our tiny yard. (They were called tiger lilies where I grew up, but our neighbor here calls them day lilies.) I'm hoping two $10 azalea pots will outlast my four springs here.   The lily shoots coming up now are day lilies, the wild kind with orange flowers. Again, very common in Philly area. Tiger lilies are an asiatic species and come up later.

Posted by: snort! at March 14, 2011 06:56 AM (K/USr)

114 I clicked over to watch the vids in the sidebar but this, that I watched last night, is far more awe-inspiring and is shot from an angle that sends the message that a tsunami is NOT a mere wave.

The SOB is unrelenting and nothing stands a chance against it.

We didn't have shots such as these with the tsunami in Indonesia, only the shots of the big "waves" coming in. For those fools who think it will simply break and return to sea, see this.

Check out the speed, and then notice the highway to the top right of the screen at about the 52 sec mark.

Posted by: whatever at March 14, 2011 06:59 AM (hQrcO)

115 Without linking, is there really a need to guess? Here goes. No looting when it is understood that any looter will be roundly assassinated by state sanctioned vigilante local grassroots zero tolerance for looters.

Posted by: by any other name at March 14, 2011 07:08 AM (H+LJc)

116 Re NPR.  Any idea when the other-other shoe is going to drop?  I'm especially curious to see what he got on PBS. 

Anyhoo, there's another, quite serious, angle to the NPR story that I haven't seen addressed anywhere.  Charities must certify that they have not engaged in transactions with suspected terrorist organizations or with organizations that may promote violence (or even "hatred").  

NPR may not have accepted a gift from this group, but they certainly were woefully sloppy about their due diligence.  And one really wonders if there are any other contributions that they have accepted from suspect organizations, given their willingness to play footsie with this group.  I certainly hope there's a thorough audit in the offing.  

If anyone's interested, here's a link to a decent summary of the regulations pertaining to international giving.  It's from 2007, but it's my understanding these regulations (or similar) are still in place. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 14, 2011 07:09 AM (pW2o8)

117 HELL-OOOOH!!! Todays date is 3.14 !!! That is Steak and BJ day for _some people_ and is VERY IMPORTANT TO THEM!!! (Its just Monday for me, but any day of the week for Charlie Sheen...)

Posted by: MoJoTee at March 14, 2011 07:15 AM (EBfoe)

118 any Repuke supporting them should face a primary opponent

I would like to make it happen, however, running for office sucks, most people instinctively know this and recruiting someone to be the primary challenger is darn near impossible.  There is a political class which controls a machine that chews up and spits out the outsiders who dare to knock on the door.  It's going to get worse before it gets better.

Posted by: You got some Bieber on your shoe at March 14, 2011 07:16 AM (F/4zf)

119

Chinese officials have requested extra compensation for the families of Chinese students killed by the Christchurch earthquake. They say ChinaÂ’s one-child policy means the families will face long-term economic hardship.

I guess if you don’t believe in God, then there is no such thing as an “Act of God”

Some scientists are saying AGW causes earthquakes.
New Zealand ratified on 19 December 2002. China never did, so China brought on this earthquake by not ratifying Kyoto.
China has only themselves to blame. China should pay the families for their failure.


Posted by: James Hansen at March 14, 2011 07:18 AM (tvs2p)

120 w w w steak and b j day dot com remove all spaces or click: http://preview.tinyurl.com/8goz

Posted by: MoJoTee at March 14, 2011 07:18 AM (EBfoe)

121 Signs YOUR man is cheating with a goat!

Posted by: Next month in "JIhad Cosmo" at March 14, 2011 07:31 AM (cd11S)

122

I've always been iffy on Bachmann.  She has crazy eyes (to me).  Shiny and blank and darting, like a wild bird's. I'm not surprised that she knows shit about history.

Posted by: Gem at March 14, 2011 07:34 AM (zw+pb)

123

Love the Jihad Cosmo thing, BTW.

Posted by: Gem at March 14, 2011 07:35 AM (zw+pb)

124 Bachmann's history mistake was embarrassing.  But if she'd been a liberal or, even, a moderate, this would not be an issue.  I hope this isn't going to be another Dan Quayle thing.  Stupid MSM.  Idiots.  Traitors.  Liars.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 14, 2011 07:39 AM (3O39V)

125 FWIW, Yahoo's managed to collect over $1.1 million in donations for the Japan relief effort since Saturday from about 20,000 donors. Nice to see that even in the face of economic DOOM people can find money to give where it's needed.

Posted by: notthatGreg at March 14, 2011 08:10 AM (QkqDN)

126 And I thought your flat head was just for resting beers cans.

Posted by: motionview at March 14, 2011 08:35 AM (zRbkQ)

127
If your only tool is a hammer, then all your problems start to look like people that need to be beat with a hammer.




Or as one of you morons put it a few months back, if your only tool is a hammer, then you probably also have a sickle.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 14, 2011 08:39 AM (yf5H9)

128 And in the attack's turbulent wake, Americans by and large rightly refrained from finger-pointing, assigning blame or playing politics with other people's pain.

Oh, that's rich coming from the man who encouraged placing the blame on Conservatives and then turned the memorial into a campaign speech.

But one clear and terrible fact remains. A man our Army rejected as unfit for service; a man one of our colleges deemed too unstable for studies; a man apparently bent on violence, was able to walk into a store and buy a gun.

Posted by: momma at March 14, 2011 08:38 AM (penCf)

And what law do Obumbles have in mind that would force the local Sheriff not to ignore the repeated interactions they had with this crazy fuck? Did anyone ever draw a connection between his "lucky breaks" and his mother's public employment?

Ever notice how he control freaks have such a hard time drawing a connection between their ideas and their examples? What Barry proposes, if one can call it a proposal, would not have stopped what he describes. As usual.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 14, 2011 09:00 AM (bxiXv)

129 Greenspan talks about uncertainty.
What uncertainty you might ask ?
ItÂ’s the uncertainty that the President wonÂ’t take them to task for making a profit or that the revenue-seeking Congress wonÂ’t suck up every last dime of profit that can be made by an investment.
ThatÂ’s the uncertainty. Or is that a certainty ?

Posted by: James Hansen at March 14, 2011 11:13 AM (tvs2p)

130 Okay... who broke the blog? 

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