March 28, 2011

Top Headline Comments 3-28-11
— Gabriel Malor

Space. It's huge. So huge, in fact, that if you'd lost your car keys in it, they would be almost impossible to find.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 02:57 AM | Comments (45)
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1 sounds like Rosie O'Donnell's pooter

Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2011 03:02 AM (W6bJb)

2 Happy Birthday to me!

Posted by: elspeth at March 28, 2011 03:03 AM (fq40g)

3 Thank god.  Been waiting hours and hours in the ONT for human contact.

Posted by: Chuck Z at March 28, 2011 03:05 AM (Ig+B0)

4

Posted by: Chuck Z at March 28, 2011 07:05 AM (Ig+B0)

Humans?  Humans?!  Scant evidence that this collection of ain't-rights are human.

Posted by: B. Hussein Bodine at March 28, 2011 03:08 AM (dYKl3)

5

Posted by: B. Hussein Bodine at March 28, 2011 07:08 AM (dYKl3)

Yesterday's retarded sock.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 28, 2011 03:09 AM (dYKl3)

6 Happy Birthday Elspeth. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2011 03:12 AM (yQWNf)

7 I once lost a Buick in space. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2011 03:13 AM (yQWNf)

8 Have you checked in the ice cube tray in the freezer?  How about in your pajama shirt breast pocket?

Posted by: Truman North at March 28, 2011 03:18 AM (8ay4x)

9 Europe commits suicide, part MCMXLIII: Germany elects the Green Party in parliament.

Posted by: Truman North at March 28, 2011 03:20 AM (8ay4x)

10

From Insty:

Reader Matthew Akins writes:

I’m sure this hasn’t escaped your attention, but in point of fact, there is no such thing as a leftist anarchist. We are using words here to describe groups of people in ways that those words were never intended to be used. It’s like a person carrying a yellow flag, but it’s called green. Everyone says, “hey, I see you have the green flag with you,” whenever you go about town with a yellow flag. Such is leftist anarchy. It isn’t anarchy at all, but actually extreme statism. Perhaps the closest it ever comes to anarchy is that leftist anarchists intend on overthrowing the old order. Maybe during the brief period of time before they establish their new ultra statist order, a type of anarchy would exist. But that is not their goal. Their goal is the new order of extreme statism. Yet they call themselves “anarchists” and everyone keeps obliging them, even though their philosophy is anything but anarchy.

Posted by: Truman North at March 28, 2011 03:21 AM (8ay4x)

11 Clean energy advocates are nothing of the sort, but you already knew that

Posted by: Truman North at March 28, 2011 03:24 AM (8ay4x)

12

And in other news, the soon to be royal wedding cake is going to be a

Fruitcake.

For reals.

 

Posted by: Chuck Z at March 28, 2011 03:26 AM (Ig+B0)

Posted by: Truman North at March 28, 2011 03:27 AM (8ay4x)

14 Pat Quinn's macaca moment?  Not if the BLM have anything to say about it.

Posted by: Truman North at March 28, 2011 03:29 AM (8ay4x)

15 The bipartisan interventionist American foreign policy elites are in supreme denial, starting a third war when the U.S. is already slogging along in two quagmires. With more than a trillion dollar annual budget deficit and a $14 trillion national debt, the nation is overextended. Unnecessary and overextending military interventions sank the British, French, Soviet, and many other empiresÂ’ economies throughout history. Those empires, too, thought it couldnÂ’t happen to them, as the U.S. does now. ("Buy Two Wars, Get Another for Half Price," by Ivan Eland)

Posted by: by any other name at March 28, 2011 03:33 AM (H+LJc)

16 Is this 1848?
What history can teach us about the Arab revolutions
By Leon Neyfakh

In a word? No.

Posted by: by any other name at March 28, 2011 03:39 AM (H+LJc)

17

Camo Snuggie:

Nice reference to Starship Troopers in there.

Posted by: Marick at March 28, 2011 03:39 AM (tuOLO)

18 16--you had me at "quagmire."

Posted by: Jawn Fecking Karry at March 28, 2011 03:47 AM (Ig+B0)

19 Thanks, Truck Monkey!

Posted by: elspeth at March 28, 2011 03:50 AM (fq40g)

20 Yes, Elspeth.  Happy Day.

Posted by: Chuck Z at March 28, 2011 03:56 AM (Ig+B0)

21 I have no love loss for Wal-Mart but it seems like every month some group has a class action law suit against the company.  It's like leeches trying to get something for nothing from a successful enterprise.  Or like leeches voting for Obama because they want a free house.

Posted by: Case at March 28, 2011 04:04 AM (0K+Kw)

22 Camo Snuggie:  What reference?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 28, 2011 04:09 AM (RVBxX)

23 Hemorrhoid Cured Tips sounds yummy! Would you mind posting the recipe, pleas?

Posted by: ya2daup at March 28, 2011 04:20 AM (C4FWE)

24 ... please?

Posted by: ya2daup at March 28, 2011 04:21 AM (C4FWE)

25 Coulda sworn I heard Gretchen Carlson say something about Qaddafi's hometown being "left in runes" a little bit ago.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 28, 2011 04:21 AM (6fER6)

26 Today marks yet another year in which my baby brother goes all in against the Grim Reaper. Happy birthday, baby bro!

Posted by: ya2daup at March 28, 2011 04:22 AM (C4FWE)

27 Douglas Adams fail? 

Posted by: Dave at March 28, 2011 04:23 AM (GJN2F)

28

Beldar is back to blogging.

http://beldar.blogs.com/

Re the hardness of coalition-putting-togethered-ness:

In less than one week — by August 8, 1990 — Pres. George H.W. Bush had already gotten resolutions from the U.N. and the Arab League comdemning the invasion, along with U.N. Security Council Resolutions establishing economic sanctions and authorizing a blockade of Iraq to enforce them. He had exhausted both formal and back-channel negotiations seeking a voluntary Iraqi pull-back. He had started the deployment of American air and ground forces to defensive positions in Saudi Arabia (which in turn required the most delicate of negotiations to reconcile those troops' presence with the Saudis' keen sensitivities as guardians of Islam's most holy cities). He had consulted with both parties' leaders in Congress to their general satisfaction — even though he wasn't (yet) sending troops or even aircraft into combat. (Eventually he'd come back to them for, and win, a formal Congressional vote authorizing that.)

 

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 28, 2011 04:28 AM (XdlcF)

Posted by: maddogg at March 28, 2011 04:42 AM (OlN4e)

30

31:

Radiation! Oh Noes!  Where's my KI?

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 28, 2011 04:45 AM (Ig+B0)

31

I'm gonna work for facebook!

That's like the internets, right? 

Posted by: Robert Gibbs at March 28, 2011 04:46 AM (Ig+B0)

32 OMG, maddogg, what should I do to prepare for an anti-matter thunderstorm??

Posted by: Mama AJ, who may need to re-read that after more coffee at March 28, 2011 04:47 AM (XdlcF)

33 Last week I poosted BO's denial (Ah, It's a Big Government with lots of moving parts) of knowing anything about the gun-running program to Mexico.  BO also said Holder didn't know.  Turns out he did.

What did the President know and when did he know it?

Posted by: momma at March 28, 2011 05:04 AM (penCf)

34 Posted by: maddogg/Camerlengo at March 28, 2011 08:42 AM (OlN4e)

Oh no we are going to blow up the Vatican with anti-matter.

Posted by: Vic at March 28, 2011 05:08 AM (M9Ie6)

35

Seems like Bill Ayers isn't too happy with Obama over the wars so he kind of let slip that...

Ayers Affirms he Wrote Dreams From My Father Last Thursday evening at Montclair State University, with a video camera rolling, Bill Ayers volunteered that yes indeed he had written the acclaimed Barack Obama memoir, Dreams from My Father.

http://tinyurl.com/62elav8

Posted by: Deanna at March 28, 2011 05:23 AM (E7Oyx)

36 The Egyptian case for constitutional amendments making it an Islamic State ..

“The problem is that our country will be without a religion,” read a flier distributed in Cairo by a group calling itself the Egyptian Revolution Society. “This means that the call to the prayer will not be heard anymore like in the case of Switzerland, women will be banned from wearing the hijab like in the case of France,” it said, referring to the Muslim head scarf. “And there will be laws that allow men to get married to men and women to get married to women like in the case of America.” ...


It's a darn good thing that our government has gone out of it's way not to offend Muslims.

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 28, 2011 05:25 AM (tvs2p)

37 "The Man Who Was Thursday"  As good an explanation of "progressivism" as you are likely to see.

Posted by: momma at March 28, 2011 05:30 AM (penCf)

38 Thanks, ChuckZ!

Posted by: elspeth at March 28, 2011 05:43 AM (0AkWH)

Posted by: momma at March 28, 2011 05:43 AM (penCf)

40 42 The Bizarre Congressional Campaign Video You Really Need To See

Posted by: momma at March 28, 2011 09:43 AM (penCf)

Is that not the man who said that we need to "stop sucking off the troops"?  I don't think I can stomach hearing him speak.

Posted by: KinleyArdal at March 28, 2011 06:09 AM (WvFvd)

Posted by: momma at March 28, 2011 06:14 AM (penCf)

42 gotta have my blow, gotta have cereal.

Posted by: Rebecca Black at March 28, 2011 08:02 AM (Q1lie)

43 I just found your car keys, Universe, and $51.22!

Posted by: meeeghan mccain at March 28, 2011 08:16 AM (/wCSE)

44 http://bit.ly/emL9Gk

"Alleged Metairie masturbator dies in car crash in New Orleans"

What was his posting name?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 28, 2011 09:39 AM (UvFnc)

45

Release the Mongooses!

It's unconfirmed that the Bronx Zoo had already released the honey badgers but they didn't give a shit about working for the man hunting down a damned cobra. Meh. 

Posted by: Max Entropy at March 28, 2011 01:42 PM (lH6z9)

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