1 Does AOSHQ have a Moral Turpitude clause in its contract?

2 You can't blame this on me!

3 this one time at band camp......

4 That's what she said.

5

Posted by: Cheap Newport Cigarettes at March 08, 2011 06:56 AM (+e2xz)

Holla!

6 Okay. Welcome to Tuesday, Morons/'ettes. Monday is behind you, you might get something done today, and spring is coming, all indications to the contrary. Average price of gas in my neck of the woods: $3.516/gal. Chin up and all that.

7 Fat Tuesday, baby.

8

6Okay. Welcome to Tuesday, Morons/'ettes. Monday is behind you, you might get something done today, and spring is coming, all indications to the contrary. Posted by: joncelli at March 08, 2011 07:01 AM (/lAg1)

 

Worth noting is the increasing daylight, which triggers spring activity in many animals through a process known as photoperiodism. Sunlight entering the eye triggers glands to release hormones, setting the stage for the spring mating ritual.

9 From what I gather, something went down in the tent.

I think the syphilitic camel stuck it's nose in.

10 In Sheens world , Down is Up and `WINNING ' in all reality is  `LOSING ' ~
 Duh !

11 I get off work an hour early today, because the phones will be down for maintenance.

But I came in two hours early because my boss is convinced we need to work overtime this week.

Yes, I'm drawing a direct comparison to the federal government.

12 I'm getting sick of all this 'child man' bullshit.  Oh no, men are playing Xboxes!  I don't understand it, so it must be bad!

13 Ban the planet of the apes from the internet.

14

Worth noting is the increasing daylight, which triggers spring activity in many animals through a process known as photoperiodism. Sunlight entering the eye triggers glands to release hormones, setting the stage for the spring mating ritual.

Posted by: PoconoJoe
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Ahhhh!  That explains that strange feeling I got down there this morning!

15 Sheen went live on Ustream again last night for a few minutes. Just long enough for any doctor worth his shit to see that he needs to be Hospitalized for his own good.  He was in total meltdown.  And it wasn't funny at all.  Boy needs help.

16 I missed Fitz's 'Soviet Britain' thread about blackouts in Soviet Britain.  I saw the thread right before bed and was just stunned at the point to which formerly Great Britain has fallen.  What kind of madness affects a culture that takes it to willingly submit to suicide?  Where have the Britons gone?

17 Hello.

18 Some guy on the radio this morning was saying that we might see SIX DOLLAR gas.  I was left wondering why no one is up in arms about this,  and got to thinking perhaps ABC radio is trying to convince us that if we only have five dollar gas Obama will have succeeded.

19

Black seperatists stole my lunch and pantsed me!

 

20 @20 " used to think there was no one dumber than Joe Scarborough. Then he went on vacation and left Mika in charge." Add that stupidity to a fifth of Skyy vodka......

21

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 08, 2011 07:38 AM (Fo83G)

Welcome to the dawning of the new normal.

Now go buy a chevy volt!

 

22 we might see SIX DOLLAR gas

I think 0bumbles is going to flood the market with all our reserves. Not sure what's he's planning for replacing it since we don't do oil no more....

23 Some guy on the radio this morning was saying that we might see SIX DOLLAR gas.

Make sure your tire's are fully inflated.

24 tire's are fully inflated.

Maybe we could all double inflate them and get twice as much mileage??

25 18 I missed Fitz's 'Soviet Britain' thread about blackouts in Soviet Britain.  I saw the thread right before bed and was just stunned at the point to which formerly Great Britain has fallen.  What kind of madness affects a culture that takes it to willingly submit to suicide?  Where have the Britons gone?

US is right behind.  Closing the gap quickly, thanks to the 52%. When does one jump out of a car speeding toward the cliff? Yeah, the road burn sucks but what comes later....

26 After seeing last nite's Charlie vid, I'm thinking the misspelled headline should have read: CBS Fries Sheen.

He's got a progressive disease, and anyone that has seen it recognizes end stage, and I'm not talking theatrical terminology.

27

Then he went on vacation and left Mika in charge.

Posted by: Zach Greinke's Bobblehead at March 08, 2011 07:33 AM (OWjjx)

Mika is a pleasant looking woman who dresses well and would be perfect doing the weather. Why she has a forum in which to prove to the world that she is even dumber than her father is one of life's mysteries.

28 CNSnews has a post about Treasury drawing down its cash reserves. In addition to $230 billion in debt last month Obama also spent $160 billion in cash savings. Which means we spent $400 billion then we took in last month.

29

Know whats gonna be a real hoot? When China starts drilling off the coast of Cooba and Mehico and then sells us our own oil.

Good times.

 

30 3 Some guy on the radio this morning was saying that we might see SIX DOLLAR gas.  I was left wondering why no one is up in arms about this,  and got to thinking perhaps ABC radio is trying to convince us that if we only have five dollar gas Obama will have succeeded.

How far we've come just since 2007, huh? 4 years ago, people were up in arms, and wanted something different. Is this what they wanted or have they just shut down? The 52% have passed out at the wheel, cliff approaching....

31 I read this yesterday somewhere.....it's from People Magazine.  Warner Bros. may have issued a terse statement about his firing but they wrote his lawyer an 11 page letter about Chuck....

In page after page of damning language, the producers of Two of and Half Men justify firing Charlie Sheen by painting the actor as a self-destructive, sick addict who's deteriorating mentally and physically while scorning those who have tried to help him.

In an unusually personal appeal, an attorney for Warner Bros. Television tells the actor's lawyer in a letter that those close to the star should "focus your energies on what no one so far has been able to do: get your client the sustained, rigorous and effective treatment he so urgently needs.

"It is clear that [Sheen] has no intention of agreeing to the intensive evaluation and treatment that his condition requires," says the letter.

"It is also clear he does not believe he has a problem and that he will continue to conduct himself in a destructive manner."

The 11-page letter from Warner Bros. counsel John Spiegel to Sheen's lawyer Marty Singer is accompanied by 10 pages of links from PEOPLE.com and other media outlets reporting on Sheen's recent statements and behavior.

32 Has the media been shamed yet for their Sheen coverage?  I saw an article the other day that compared them to the English aristocrats who used to amuse themselves by touring Bedlam and looking at the insane people chained there.

Rush picked that up and said something about it yesterday.

Sheen is just the latest celebrity distraction used to avoid covering what Obama is doing.  There is only so much air time,  you know,  and if Sheen's ramblings fill it,  then we don't get any coverage of gas prices. 

33 Zach Greinke's Bobblehead: "Then he went on vacation and left Mika in charge."

Well, at least she can get the DNC talking points straight from the teleprompter now rather than trying to hide them from Scarborough on her blackberry. It's really more efficient that way.

But, yes, Mika is the best ornament in cable news.

34 Sheen's clan of parasites are helping the man die while the media is picking at his zombie form.

Well played, America.

35

Did you know that civil disobedience dates back to the middle ages?

Resistance is feudal.

36

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 08, 2011 08:24 AM (7+pP9)

So it wasn't an overknight sensation, I take it...

37 O'Keefe strikes again!  LINK  (dailycaller.com) h/t instapundit

Excerpt:

In a new video released Tuesday morning by conservative filmmaker James O’Keefe, Schiller and Betsy Liley, NPR’s director of institutional giving, are seen meeting with two men who, unbeknownst to the NPR executives, are posing as members of a Muslim Brotherhood front group. The men, who identified themselves as Ibrahim Kasaam and Amir Malik from the fictitious Muslim Education Action Center (MEAC) Trust, met with Schiller and Liley at Café Milano, a well-known Georgetown restaurant, and explained their desire to give to $5 million to NPR because, “the Zionist coverage is quite substantial elsewhere.”

38 I was told that a poll including trump was discussed on the air this morning.  I was told it was NY times?   And that trump was out in front.  But, can't find the poll.

39 Does AOSHQ have a Moral Turpitude clause in its contract? Lord, I hope not. Half the fun of decadence is in breaking the rules. Apologies to Kratos.

40 O'Keefe strikes again!  LINK  (dailycaller.com) h/t instapundit

Threadworthy if not teh flaming skull imo.

41 3 arrested in Chillicothe with goose in car

Chillicothe police stopped the suspects on North High Street Saturday and observed the goose standing in the rear cargo area of their vehicle, an incident report shows.

The driver claimed the goose came from the home of one of her passengers, but then confessed to feeding the bird before they used a net to capture it, the report states.

The passengers gave conflicting statements, including the claim that they brought the goose to one home to clean it before releasing it at another.

42

Candidate Obama in 2009: I will close Gitmo.

President Obama in 2011: I am restarting the trials at Gitmo

Professional Leftist Media: This is just the difference between being a candidate and being President so it isn't a broken campaign promise.....he is still dreamy.

 Posted by: Zach Greinke's Bobblehead at March 08, 2011 07:29 AM (OWjjx)

Not a word from the MFM about Barry breaking this promise. Minitrue just rewrites history for him to fit the present situation

43 President Barack Obama and wife Michelle attended the meeting with teachers at $31,960-a-year Sidwell Friends lower school in Bethesda, Maryland.

44 AOL closes Huffington Post deal; its stock hits all-time low

45 beck is gone again today?

46
Posted by: mrp at March 08, 2011 08:51 AM (HjPtV)

I just finished watching the video and it's killer!

47 Once again, local gov't is screwing the little man.

48 WI Townhall meeting w/Congressman Sensenbrenner busted up by union thugs and goons

(Remember all the handwringing about the people opposed to Obamacare in the August 2009 meetings? They never actually shut Feingold down, they just listened to him chew them out.)


There's a forum with Gov. Walker on Charlie Sykes' radio show this morning at 8:30 central. You should be able to listen online.

49

#50 Posted by: momma at March 08, 2011 09:03 AM (penCf)

 

A story which will never see the light of day in the US press

50

WASHINGTON – The U.S. military is too white and too male at the top and needs to change recruiting and promotion policies and lift its ban on women in combat, an independent report for Congress said Monday.

Seventy-seven percent of senior officers in the active-duty military are white, while only 8 percent are black, 5 percent are Hispanic and 16 percent are women, the report by an independent panel said, quoting data from September 2008.

"This problem will only become more acute as the racial, ethnic and cultural makeup of the United States continues to change," said the report from the Military Leadership Diversity Commission, whose more than two dozen members included current and former military personnel as well as businessmen and other civilians.

 

The Diversity Commission is an independent panel with no agenda comrades

51 Hot Chicks of the IDF

52 Amazing NPR video at the Daily Caller....spread this around!

Drudge should have this headlined.

ACE too.

53 Posted by: Captain Hate at March 08, 2011 08:58 AM (kKA7V)

That dirty Jooo O'Keefe was putting words into the poor NPR exec's mouths.

54 Washington Times:

The Obama administration is poised to ban offshore oil drilling on the outer continental shelf until 2012 or beyond. Meanwhile, Russia is making a bold strategic leap to begin drilling for oil in the Gulf of Mexico. While the United States attempts to shift gears to alternative fuels to battle the purported evils of carbon emissions, Russia will erect oil derricks off the Cuban coast...

Now Russia is using oil exploration to establish a new presence in the Western Hemisphere. It recently concluded four contracts securing oil-exploration rights in CubaÂ’s economic zone in the Gulf of Mexico. A Russian-Cuban joint partnership will exploit oil found in the deep waters of the Gulf.

Cuba has rights to the area in which drilling will be conducted under an agreement the Carter administration recognized. From RussiaÂ’s perspective, this is another way to gain leverage inside what traditionally has been AmericaÂ’s sphere of influence. It may not be as dramatic as the Soviet Union attempting to use Cuba as a missile platform, but in the energy wars, the message is the same. Russia is projecting power into the Western Hemisphere while the United States retreats. The world will not tolerate a superpower that acts like a sidekick much longer.

55 Posted by: momma at March 08, 2011 09:14 AM (penCf)

You are a dirty Joo lover. Where are the links to the hot chicks of the Saudi armed forces?

See? That's censorship and manipulation and anti-Muslim.

56 My mind is blown that that stupid film Redacted caused good young airmen to be shot. Jesus Flippin Christ thanks a lot dePalma, you hack! sickening

57 beck is gone again today?

Judge Napalitano said yesterday that Beck had the week off. Is he off from the radio show too? If so, it's just vacation-if not maybe there's something to the anonymous sources of the NYT indicating FNC has sold us out to Soros.

58 Spider venom can cause four-hour erections

59 Did Edited Clip of Brian De PalmaÂ’s Redacted Lead Frankfurt Shooter to Kill?

Suckers of Cock.

60 http://tinyurl.com/4724bh7

Follow-up story to the high school basketball player that died shortly after a game last week.  Warning, your screen may go blurry.

61 Posted by: momma at March 08, 2011 08:59 AM (penCf) Wow! That doesn't sound like something that would happen in Chillicothe :^)

62 50 President Barack Obama and wife Michelle attended the meeting with teachers at $31,960-a-year Sidwell Friends lower school in Bethesda, Maryland.

Posted by: momma at March 08, 2011 09:03 AM (penCf)

$63.920 per year, just to walk through the door.  How much does the president make again?

63 O'Keefe strikes again!  LINK  (dailycaller.com) h/t instapundit

Threadworthy if not teh flaming skull imo.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 08, 2011 08:58 AM

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I agree!  This is great!  These guys actually tell the NPR exec they are funded by the Muslim Brotherhood and want Sharia Law.  And Ron Schiller, the NPR exec,  then goes on to slam the Tea Party, White middle America, and the Jews( at least some of them.) And then he says NPR doesn't need public funding.   Hell yeah this should have a thread.

64

Geez that was quick.  LOL

65 The Craigslist "body count" meme is an MFM FUD tactic, out of spite for Craigslist making their classified-ad revenue stream dry up.  Whoever posted the headline should know better than to fall for it.

A handful of crimes, out of the literally millions upon millions of interactions that get set up through the web site every year, is not something to be alarmed about.  A CL competitor sponsored a "study" last year based on media reports that found 330 crimes, including twelve murders and 105 robberies or assaults, to CL.  But an SFGate blogger reported that CL has 53 million unique visitors every month.  On a per capita basis, he calculated the crime rate as "11,000 times safer than Oakland."

There were bad actors back when people sold things through the newspaper classifieds, the Penny Saver, and bulletin boards at the laundromat too.  People who are scared of Craigslist are big pussies.

66 Morons! Time to get your geek on! Coming Soon(ish) to a Theater Near You- Bladerunner 2: Electric Sheep Boogaloo!

67 big headline:  my 3D printer shipped last night!

68 What is wrong with this article:

In a two-part survey of 508 randomly selected Rhode Islanders conducted in November and February, researchers found 54 percent supported the enactment of a law like ArizonaÂ’s, which requires local police departments to enforce federal immigration laws and arrest any person they discover is in the country illegally. Support for a proposed law was largely divided on party lines: 76 percent of Republicans were in favor; 44 percent of Democrats were against.

69 "big headline: my 3D printer shipped last night!" What are you going to do with it?

70 Newly uncovered documents show that as early as 2006, the Department of Homeland Security has been planning pilot programs to deploy mobile scanning units that can be set up at public events and in train stations, along with mobile x-ray vans capable of scanning pedestrians on city streets.

71 Happy Fat Tuesday, morons/ettes! 

I was going to make alligator fritters tonight, but the man has a working dinner so they'll have to wait 'til the weekend.  It's a good day to bake instead - very wintry outside after a couple of inches of snow last night. 

72 elspeth at March 08, 2011 Hope you post pics of your creations.

73 This is way late, but Henry Waxman knows as much about science as he does about fucking.

74 77...i'm gonna print things and poke fun at people who don't have one

80...i'll put them up at thingiverse.com...last night, i got a great idea to make an antenna topper U.S. flag...3 parts, one in each color with the stripes interwoven and the field of blue clipping it all together...what do you think?

75 This website lets you doodle on other websites. http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/ Apparently someone did this to AoS HQ. http://imgur.com/imLXr

76 Not again. Click the link I put in my URL.

77 Ooooh Gabe, someone's been watching Glee I see! 38 Has the media been shamed yet for their Sheen coverage? I saw an article the other day that compared them to the English aristocrats who used to amuse themselves by touring Bedlam and looking at the insane people chained there. I don't know if there was an article about it, but Craig Ferguson did a whole opening monologue about Bedlam and Sheen last week, it was excellent: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WigGPO6EJ20 The implosion of Sheen has been talked to death, but I will say this: I have a bipolar dad and have seen him in the height of his manic phases. Sheen is behaving the same exact way and it brings back way too many bad memories for me; I feel for his kids, I have lived the hell they must be going through now. His ex had better get clean and get herself full custody, because you cannot argue with the crazy.

78 And once China achieves technological parity with the West, expect the STHTF not soon afterward. They already have a huge manpower advantage. 10-15 years until the beginning of the next (hopefully, only) Cold War.

79 OK, I know what a "fucking saw" is. that is basically any saw late in the day when the light is fading and fatigue is setting in when all my tools become "fucking" tools and start acting up.

But what in world is a "fuck saw"

80 But what in world is a "fuck saw"

A dildo on a sawsall.

81 paul smith  clothing