1 Do we know if anybody else has insulted Erick Erickson today?

2 Is Ace sleeping it off?

3
Why is nobody taking about Bobby Jindal for Prez anymore? 

4 Because he said he wasn't running.

5
Paddy O'Drama Arrives Home in Ireland

6 Is there no news or is everyone exhausted following Ace's Drum Circle yesterday?

7 Is Ace sleeping it off?

Posted by: nickless at May 24, 2011 07:08 AM (MMC8r)

He doesn't sleep.  He found a cheap source of high-quality blow.  That's why his posts are prolific but frenetic.

8 Is Ace sleeping it off?

Ace doesn't sleep, he waits.

9 Does anyone want to see my e-mails where nobodies call other nobodies "douchebags?"

10 If South Alabama doesn't get some rain soon, there will be no Silver Queen corn this year.

That's a tragedy.

11 After last night, Ace isn't sleeping. He's hibernating through the Summer.

12 well, we survived monday. march on Tittyrific Tuesday.

13 Master Ace is "resting" this morning.  Of course, "resting" in this case means he's passed out on the balcony wearing nothing but his Ewok pajamas.

14 It's a damn good thing that John Kerry, Vietnam War Hero, got this whole Pakistan thing fixed for us.

15

14 It's a damn good thing that John Kerry, Vietnam War Hero, got this whole Pakistan thing fixed for us.

 

Now if I can only fix my wife's nasty disposition . . .

16 I am waiting for the photos of Michelle's no-doubt-stunning outfit when she visits the Queen.

Bibi speaks to Congress today.

17 It is SUCH a shame that we can't post pictures here.   They re worth a thousand words,  you know.

18

16 I am waiting for the photos of Michelle's no-doubt-stunning outfit when she visits the Queen.

 

I'm thinking backless, sleeveless number with assless chaps.  (And yes, I realize that "assless chaps" is redundant.)

19 Now if I can only fix my wife's nasty disposition . . .

I find acting as her footstool works in my case...

20

CNN had Obama at Buckingham Palace. He had his hand over his heart during the national anthem, which CNN curiously pointed out. Apparently he knows when it's politically disadvantageous to not do 'such nonsense' now. Patriotism and religion can be useful I guess. Asshole.

On to the royal dinner. I guess he can quiz the Queen on his speeches he gave her.

I loathe that 'man' and the wookie he rode in on..

21

On to the royal dinner. I guess he can quiz the Queen on his speeches he gave her.

 

Wait until I give her more US-coded DVDs!

22 Wow...I couldn't sleep last night after the storm woke me up and I so checked in

...Ace went off the rails last night

23

Wait, Bibi is speaking to congress today, and th epres is in Europe?  Anyone else see a problem with this? I can't decide if I'm glad or not that JEF isn't here to ruin th espeach.

However, it seems odd that the head of our country would be out of the country while the head of another country speaks to our rulling body.

But, maybe it's just me.

24 So, did anyone see BiBi's speech to AIPAC last night?

25 Someone please tell Moochelle not to try to chest bump HRH Lizzie when they meet today.

26

>>I'm thinking backless, sleeveless number with assless chaps.  (And yes, I realize that "assless chaps" is redundant.)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2011 07:42 AM (zgZzy)

In this case that would be like a sandless Sahara.

27 I don't think he was supposed to leave the top step
What is with his wife and the little girl clothing?

28 25 Someone please tell Moochelle not to try to chest bump HRH Lizzie when they meet today.

Posted by: beedubya at May 24, 2011 07:51 AM (AnTyA)

Yeah, you'd hate for it to break into an interracial, generational, cross-Atlantic lesbian porn scene in front of the British media.

29 Wow.. I bugged outta here early last evening..  Did Ace get a fresh batch of speed from his pusher or sumpthin?

And who the heck is this Lansing Quaker dude?

30 Bit slack by ace surely? Guarantor Loans are the way forward from knife behind the back issues

31 And who the heck is this Lansing Quaker dude?

I dunno...but I thought he was pretty funny

32 Scathing British commentary on Uriah Heep O'bama

33

On to the royal dinner. I guess he can quiz the Queen on his speeches he gave her.

Posted by: Stateless Canadian Infidel at May 24, 2011 07:42 AM (GKQDR)

It still horrifies me to think of that gaffe.  If at that point there was anyone left who didn't think Obie was a total narcissist, that incident should have disabused them of the idea.  Even Hitler was not so proud of himself.  Mussolini was not known to go around visiting foreign heads of state and gifting them phonograph recordings of his harangues. 

I hate this administration and all who serve it with a hot, hot hate.  May each die in a fire.

34 This ought to make everyone feel safer;

Taliban raid triggers Pakistan shockwaveThe brazen attack on a Pakistani naval air base has sent shockwaves through the nuclear-armed country, raising concerns about the militaryÂ’s ability to protect sophisticated weaponry.

35

Posted by: Reactionary at May 24, 2011 08:04 AM (xUM1Q)

Me too. I just want Bambi in office when DOOM comes. If we're going to hit the wall, I want him in office to face the mobs....

36 Master Ace is "resting" this morning.  Of course, "resting" in this case means he's passed out on the balcony wearing nothing but his Ewok pajamas.

Just the bottoms.  And he's got those wrapped around his head like a turban.

37 What a bloodbath yesterday. I'm only posting Scripture today to cleanse my soul of it. MATTHEW 7:6 "Do not give dogs what is holy; and do not throw your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under foot and turn to attack you."

38 I'm sure when Richard Hedd announces he is running the party will unite behind his candidacy.

39 The only important question is whether Rebecca Mansour has a nice rack. There is absolutely no other reason to have written a fucking novella about an incident that was forgotten before it happened.

40 Posted by: George Thistle at May 24, 2011 07:57 AM (jiEJa)

Thread winner!

This sentient spam is getting creepy.

41

 Case at May 24, 2011 08:11 AM (0K+Kw)

I see what you did there.

42 The Mansour leak is one thing but when The Daily Caller teases bikini video of Bar Refaeli and repeats the same 2 pics repeatedly after forcing me to view a logistics commercial?
They are FUCKING DEAD TO ME.

43 Truck, sometimes I think we forget who the real enemy is.

44 Canadian couple raising their third child while keeping his sex a secret from the world.

http://tinyurl.com/raisingfreaks

45

Post Â’67 borders are not so bad for non-profits seeking to profit.

46

TRIPOLI, Libya – NATO launched its most intense bombardment yet against Moammar Gadhafi's stronghold of Tripoli Tuesday, while a senior U.S. diplomat said President Barack Obama has invited the Libyan rebels' National Transitional Council to open an office in Washington but stopped short of formal recognition.

 

Does Barry even know or care who is behind the Libyan rebels? I'm not supporting Gadhafi but these rebels are hardly the Continental Congress.

47 British journalists doing the jobs American journalists refuse to do. Obama as Mandingo etc trying to win back popularity.

48

JOPLIN, Mo (Reuters) - President Barack Obama said on Tuesday he will visit a devastated section of Missouri where 116 people were killed by a monster tornado, as rescue efforts resumed in the small city of Joplin.

Obama, making a statement from the U.S. ambassador's residence in London as he begins a state visit to Britain, said his message to those affected by storms in the U.S. Midwest is that the federal government stands by them. He was to visit Joplin on Sunday.

"All we can do is let them know that all of America cares deeply about them and that we are going to do absolutely everything we can to make sure that they recover," he said.

 

Oh that ought to fix everything and probably bring the dead back to life. Remember how George Bush created Hurricane Katrina and killed all of those people? Now look at how our non-biased media is giving Barry a total free pass for vacationing while all of this is happening.

49 Netanyahu urges return to 1845 U.S. borders.
;^)

[via Linkiest formerly Conservative Grapevine]

50 Nile Gardiner takes a stroll down memory lane, recalling the top 10 insults against Britain by the O'Blabla administration

51 Report on Michelle's outfit to visit the Queen,  during a day event.
Also present were the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall, and Prince  William and  Catherine,  Duchess of Cambridge. 

Dresses: 

Queen Elizabeth in a watercolor print daytime dress in low heals and stockings.

Duchess of Cornwall in a cream linen suit with matching heels and stockings. (Also a hat because she and the Prince of Wales were the escort to Buckingham Palace and were outside.)

Catherine,  Duchess of Cambridge  in a tan tailored dress in linen, no jewelry, and wearing stockings

Michelle Obama, FLOTUS in a SHINY BLUE print cocktail dress,  wide skirt, belt (of course) with HOT PINK SHINY swing bolero jacket and squirt flower brooch, BARELEGGED,  in sling back high heels in GREEN

I know you all are so proud.

52

If you knew nothing else about Media Matters other than its operational performance, how could you tell it was a leftist operation?

53

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 24, 2011 09:19 AM (Fo83G)

I sympathize with the bareleg thing since I have horrible luck with hosiery, but I'm beginning to wonder if she's colorblind.  Just reading about that combination is enough to induce a migrane.

54 Damn. Who would have pictured the two main stars of "Easyrider" would turn out to be right wing extremists? I speak of Peter Fonda, and to a lesser extent, the late Dennis Hopper.

55 Michelle Obama, FLOTUS in a SHINY BLUE print cocktail dress,  wide skirt, belt (of course) with HOT PINK SHINY swing bolero jacket and squirt flower brooch, BARELEGGED,  in sling back high heels in GREEN

I know you all are so proud.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 24, 2011 09:19 AM (Fo83G)

 

I'm sure the US media will hyperventilate over how stunningly fashionable she is

56 Can I please, please, please write a better comment program for Ace? Please?! I hate this thing. We need registrations and for peoples names to be more noticeable. Maybe a lil more like HotAir. I've got like 15 dedicated servers and am myself an excellent coder as well as have several others who work for me. I'll dooz it for freez.

57 I can't speak for the demographic on this poll, but several things are apparent. Either seniors are easily scared by Democrats and haven't read that under the Ryan plan for age 55 and up Medicare will be left unchanged for that group. Or they are dumb, deaf and blind and just don't care about facts. Or lastly, they just want their ba-ba and don't care if future generations have Medicare- because by everyone's account it is going bankrupt.

Closing point; Democrats know it is going bankrupt. THey don't have a plan and would rather play seniors like a bunch a mentally challenged 8 year-olds for their votes. 

Senate to Vote on Ryan Budget with Dems Smelling Political Victory

58 Can we have a Sarah Palin thread every day for a week or so?  I think it's necessary.  I used to like her but the threads over the weekend convinced me she isn't going to be the candidate.  Heck, I knew this back on the day she resigned.  I was sad. 

Repeat:  I was sad!  I wasn't pumping my fist.  I doubt any of her fans did.  Because we all knew she wasn't going to be president after that.  It's incredible how everything she does is proof that she's our one-true candidate. 

I think a week of flaming would show how ridiculous Palin fans are.  I mean, more than they have the last couple days.

59

Word on the street. If you are a tornado chaser, places like Oklahoma City and Tulsa are the place to be.

OTOH, if you live in Oklahoma you might want to start digging a foxhole now...

60

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 24, 2011 10:25 AM (OWjjx)

I agree. Nothing funnier than some of the sock names in response to a post.

61 I would like a system where we could easily link an article!!   I go to sites which have far less experience on the net and it's easy-peasy.  Here I have to go to tinyurls or try my luck with the linky thing which only works about 1/2 the time,  and there are NO INSTRUCTIONS!  And why can't we post pictures?

Really,  things would be so much easier.   Also,  I hate that I have to read through a bunch of comments and add a number so people can figure out what I am answering.    

End of rant.

62 66 And why can't we post pictures?
_______

Just think what the ONT would be like if we could inline mainline boobies and/or bacon. Or bacon with boobies.

63

Also,  I hate that I have to read through a bunch of comments and add a number so people can figure out what I am answering.    

You mean like @66 or something?

I just highlight the name of the poster or the sentence and then use italics so that posters know who or what I am responding to. Like I just did...

64 #67  Oh.  As you can tell,  I am a grandma and didn't think about that part.

Well,  as Roseanna Danna said,  "Nevermind."

Links should be easier,  though.

65 Obama approval at 51% in Rasmussen today.

And the bellwether election in NY-26 tonight.  Gonna be interesting...

66 And the bellwether election in NY-26 tonight.  Gonna be interesting...
Posted by: Greg

Ha.  This joke never gets old.

67 Brewer?

The pilots forgot to open the window, climb out, and use a toothbrush to clear the ice from the faulty airspeed indicators. Icing on the "pitot tubes" had caused 32 prior instances of faulty airspeed readings.

Dude modern airplanes are equipped with "Pitot Heat" to keep that from happening. All you have to do is switch it on. So yeah, pilot error.

68 Obama Signs Westminster Abbey Guestbook, Misses Date by Three Years White House blames jet-lag. I blame douche-bag.

69

One instrument malfunctions and the plane augers into the sea! WTF? Is the Airbus a piece of shit or are the French pilots idiots?

Were these pilots related to the guys that smacked the commuter plane with their A380 at JFK?

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