1 Why are the NE Morons the only ones who do Meetups? Aren't there a bunch of DFW Morons?

2 Isn't 'Philadelphia Moron' redundant?



*I keed, I keed..

3 The Delta Story is starting to hit the main news outlets

4 A fresh abomination each morning: The Wall Street Journal can no longer spell.

This morning, they report the possibility that Hugo Chavez has PROSTRATE cancer.

5

The big news this morning is a story we already talked about yesterday

Republicans have walked out of the budget talks because idiot Dems are holding out for a tax increase.  What is not clear is the objective of the idiot Dems. They have to know that even their own members will not vote for a Tax increase right now. It would be political death for them in most States.

6

Democrat Gov of NC vetoes voter ID bill.

Democrats hate voter ID because it slows down the ability of one of their key constituents to vote; dead people and illegals. NC has enough Republicans in the Senate to override the veto but will need a few Dems to go along with them in the House.

7

F&F this morning (Brian K.) “the extreme right conservatives of the Republican Party do not support Romney”. Hey, but Fox is conservative.

8

Obama announces yet another plan to spend half a billion dollars this year

So where is he going to get the money for these cronies of his in business who will get the money?  He will siphon it from the budgets of existing departments. If I am not mistaken these budgets are put together with specific allocations by congress. This is another example of Obama lawlessness. But congress will do nothing. He is Superbama and he's invulnerable to Impeachanite because he is shielded by the densest matter on earth, blackdemacratium.

9 Hahahahahaha; On F&F they interviewed the author of the book Reckless Endangerment concerning the collapse of the housing market and banking in which Fannie and Freddie played a significant part. Duecy asked her if all these actions violated laws and she said yes, some did. He asked why there have been no prosecutions.

Is there anyone in the country who does not know why there have been no prosecutions?

10 The Delta Story is starting to hit the main news outlets

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 24, 2011 07:05 AM (i6RpT)

Yeah, it was the first story on my AOL (yeah, I know...I hate it too) news screen.

11 In the weekend there will only be CHAO'S!

12

NRO on Jon Huntsman

I had rated him as “unknown/neutral” on the Socialized Healthcare rating because I couldn’t find anything about that system. This article contains the following:

But Huntsman’s reforms contain their own seeds of Obamacare. The Utah “portal” is widely seen as a model for Obamacare’s “exchanges.” And if less regulatory than the Massachusetts “connector,” the portal has nonetheless established the structure for undermining the state’s individual and small-group insurance markets.

Based on this I am changing that part of the eval to negative. He winds up with 4 negatives, 1 neutrals, and 1 positive.

13 LOL, Jim DeMint on F&F just now "Democrats are incapable of cutting spending". That is their entire political philosophy.

14

American Spectator article talking about how the MFM like to ambush Republican candidates with thorny questions then misquote them in the story.

In this case Bachmann on the topic of evolution.

And that's a wrap on the "news". 

15 I have not seen any headline stories yet about obama's insulting mistake in his speech at Ft. Drum about the MOH.

16 Posted by: nevergiveup at June 24, 2011 07:20 AM (i6RpT)

If you are talking about here at AOS I thought it was well covered yesterday.

17 If you are talking about here at AOS I thought it was well covered yesterday. Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 07:22 AM (M9Ie6) No I know it was here, but I am waiting to see if it hits the MSM or even FOX News. I just thought it was so revealing about how he really feels. Not that it was a secret to those of us here

18 BTW Morons, if you have DISH they have free HBO today through the weekend.

19 If you are talking about here at AOS I thought it was well covered yesterday. Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 07:22 AM (M9Ie6) And I am still pretty hot about it

20 Fox did have a little blurb about it earlier on F&F.

21 Fox did have a little blurb about it earlier on F&F. Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 07:25 AM (M9Ie6) Good. Did they make fun of obama? Or point out how bad it was?

22 Is there anyone in the country who does not know why there have been no prosecutions?

Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 07:08 AM (M9Ie6)

I don't have a clue!

23 Good. Did they make fun of obama? Or point out how bad it was?

The showed a short video and called it a gaff (I believe). I wasn't paying close attention. They will probably carry the story throughout the day.

24 Hey, but Fox is conservative.

Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 07:07 AM (M9Ie6)

Thank goodness for Fox-a conservative wannabe media outlet pushing the liberal agenda, but in a lame way.

25 If Issa doesn't hit the DOJ hard on the gunrunning BS and start calling for some heads I am going to be extremely disappointed.

26 Mayor Paul Soglin (D-Castro) wants opt-in for concealed carry in Madison. Stand by as more Cheesehead legal hilarity ensues.

27 Posted by: nevergiveup at June 24, 2011 07:28 AM (i6RpT)
My bet is that the Ft Drum Obamaspeak "incident" gets no MFM coverage whatsoever. 
Their rationale: It just isn't right to disrespect the President and point out what a poltroon he is.   Disrespect for the troops by the President and the elites is so normal, that it is not worth a comment either.

28 Is it me or does the President seem like he's going around saying "how's my ass taste?" It is not shameless it is in your face.

29

Thank goodness for Fox-a conservative wannabe media outlet pushing the liberal agenda, but in a lame way.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 24, 2011 07:32 AM (yrGif)

 

Yep.  Once that AlWaleed guy bought into Fox I knew it was all going to be headed down hill.  Soon they'll be chaning their tune on Sharia as well, extoling its virtues rather than warning of its encroachment. 

All things touched by the Muz, especially those with money, become contaminated.

30 Also I love going downtown in dc in the summer. Good looking women in summer professional wear. Its like a good slutwalk.

31 Is it me or does the President seem like he's going around saying "how's my ass taste?

As I said, he knows he is protected and that he can do virtually anything he wants. He doesn't care that you know he is a liar and a crook.

32 Good morning all. I really want to talk about Ft Drum but as he is my C-in-C I must refrain from openly expressing my opinion though I will admit that opinions, albiet quietly, are being expressed all around me.

33 Morning!

I got a kick out of reading that Van Jones and MoveOn are starting yet another group as an alternative to the Tea Party.

Because the "Coffee Party" was so successful. As was the "Cocoa Party". Oh let's not forget "One Nation". But their most fruitful endeavor was the "F*ck Tea" group.

Perhaps one of these days they'll find something that sticks.

34

On this day in 2004, my daughter, Julie was born.

Not "news" per se; I'm just bragging.  I made an entire person.

35

As I said, he knows he is protected and that he can do virtually anything he wants. He doesn't care that you know he is a liar and a crook.

Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 07:45 AM (M9Ie6)

 

This is scarily true.  I'm thankful that the Dems didn't get a more clever and driven individual in there.  Obie's evil is slightly mitigated by his lack of work ethic.  Somebody more aggressive would probably have us in camps by now, and the MFM would have people convinced that it was in the nation's best interest.  Everyone would believe we were planning to blow up orphanages and old folks homes, and Eric Holder would be explaining that while foreign terrorists deserved civilian trials, "domestic terrorists" deserved no trial at all. 

Of course, that day may still lay ahead of us...

36 Is there anyone in the country who does not know why there have been no prosecutions?

Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 07:08 AM (M9Ie6)

Till we get some people up there willing to frog march people in front of the cameras, this shit will continue as usual.  So tired of the laws for thee but not for me crowd.  I think the whole thing is rigged against us, the little people.

37 I made an entire person.

Posted by: Truman North at June 24, 2011 07:54 AM (K2wpv)

 

Bah.  I bet you had help...

But congrats anyway.

38

 Aren't there a bunch of DFW Morons?

Yep. Esp. if you include the extremely eastern suburbs, aka NW Louisiana.

39 We visited Boston University yesterday with my (very lovable) niece-in-law. BU is of course very PC, with a street of old brownstone townhouses set aside for " special" (i.e., segregated based on race and ethnicity) housing. One was labeled "China House." It was with peculiarly moronic satisfaction that I knocked on the door and asked for General Tso's Chicken with Fried Rice, to go. The look on the face of the (presumably) Chinese kid... Priceless!

40

Not "news" per se; I'm just bragging.  I made an entire person.

Posted by: Truman North at June 24, 2011 07:54 AM (K2wpv)

heh. My wifes ready to jetison our first tax exemption any moment now so today would be a good day then.

41 "Also I love going downtown in dc in the summer." It used to blow my mind. K Street was so-so, but one block over on L Street was like stepping into one of those fashion segments with a one-in-five shot of seeing a nip slip that CNN used to run. If K Street was an afternoon at the petting zoo, L Street was a two-week safari with Marlin Perkins.

42

Not "news" per se; I'm just bragging.  I made an entire person.

Posted by: Truman North at June 24, 2011 07:54 AM (K2wpv)

Your boys can swim!

Happy B-day to Julie!

43 It was with peculiarly moronic satisfaction that I knocked on the door and asked for General Tso's Chicken with Fried Rice, to go. The look on the face of the (presumably) Chinese kid... Priceless!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 24, 2011 07:56 AM (kUaEF)

 

LOL!  Magnificent.  As Rush has said, mockery is a powerful weapon.  From a practical standpoint, doing that at the China House was probably the best bet - occupants of some of the other segregated housing might have rewarded you with something less friendly than an odd look.

 

44 "Not 'news' per se; I'm just bragging. I made an entire person." Hey, Truman North! So, on a scale of one to ten. . .

45 Posted by: Minuteman at June 24, 2011 07:53 AM (B4Wbw)

I think it is a little early yet to make any determination. That said, that PPP poll that was run at the end of May said that Romney had picked up the Huck supporters after Huck dropped out. They also said that Romney was going strictly on name recognition and had no momentum. They said Bachmann and Cain had the momentum and this was before the CNN debate in which I thought she slaughtered them. It appears now that Cain has lost his momentum.

Some of the polls being run still have Palin in them. I think when they quit running Palin in the polls Bachmann will pick up all those and she will surge to the front.

46 (i.e., segregated based on race and ethnicity) housing.

I thought that was a violation of the 1964 Civil Rights Act.

47 he is shielded by the densest matter on earth, blackdemacratium.

...copious renegetium, it's what's for dinner.

48 "I thought that was a violation of the 1964 Civil Rights Act." That's no law. It's a redistributionist's bludgeon that swings in only one direction.

49 #24 Hey congrats!! My daughter was born today back in 1998! We enter the dreaded "teenage years" today!

50 Hey #1 , I am down in SAT but if I get to DFW I'd love a metro moron hook up.

51 Pedobear is an ad man

52 I thought that was a violation of the 1964 Civil Rights Act.

As if laws apply to the PC clique trend setters.

53

Afghanistan drawdown risky, US joint chiefs head says

Defence Secretary Robert Gates acknowledged that the president had taken account of waning domestic political support when making the decision, AFP news agency reported.

http://tinyurl.com/5sg8jh4

54 Gotta love an NBA player that had the longest suspension in NBA history for an all out brawl during a game changing his name to 'Metta World Peace'.

55 And so it begins: Our sleezy libtard mayor starts to trash Rick Perry. Castro challenges Perry on his record - from the San Antonio Express news website, but the link wont paste cause I am technology challenged. Mayor Castro is just the poster boy for liberal, he is an Obama butt kisser, and has never worked in his life. I am not saying that Perry has his faults but geez, already? The guy hasn't even gotten in the race yet!

56 is that waning support for the 'president' or the war?  not clear

57 Some of the polls being run still have Palin in them. I think when they quit running Palin in the polls Bachmann will pick up all those and she will surge to the front.
Posted by: Vic
........
Yeah.. Bachmann will pick up some.  But, my take on this is that most voters have put ideology in the backseat this year.  They simply want to win and Romney looks like the only way to do that.  So, Romney's gonna keep picking up more votes as folks drop out.

I've been predicting it will be Romney for quite some time now.. not because I like him.. but because he's the only one in the pack that can beat Obama.  That may change if Perry jumps in.. I actually like him.. but my concern is the Texan drawl that sounds a lot like GWB that could turn some voters off.

We'll see.  But, Bachmann will never move to the front.  I can almost guarantee you that.  Although I'm willing to eat those words if she does..

58 OK, a little research shows that the 1964 act did not cover housing. The 1968 act covered housing. What they are doing is violating that act.

59 and I'm cooking thick-sliced applewood-smoked bacon as I comment

60 Hey congrats!! My daughter was born today back in 1998! We enter the dreaded "teenage years" today!
Posted by: mamma bear
............
My condolences..  It would be nice if you could just ship teenage girls away somewhere until they are 20 or so!

61 No, most people don't use the "electability standard".

62 Yeah.. Bachmann will pick up some.  But, my take on this is that most voters have put ideology in the backseat this year.  They simply want to win and Romney looks like the only way to do that.  So, Romney's gonna keep picking up more votes as folks drop out.
---
Wait 'til Perry gets in. 

If it's true he's waiting until the end of the summer (as reported in WSJ), instead of just for that couple of week window mpur told us about, I think that's a little late though.  Or maybe the strategy is to have lined up supporters and donors before the roll out. 

63 Chi-town, Perry is a great campaigner. I would like to see him run just for that alone. I think he will get severely mauled over some issues like slashing education funding in the last budget session, but it had to be done, since our ed budget was so bloated. Also he did take some bail out money. But all in all he gets how to make jobs, and get government out of the way. I just am unsure how he would do on the national level especially with the enourmous amount of soul sucking inertia in DC

64 Really?  Then why did Huckabee voters move to Romney.  They are almost identical ideologically I guess, huh?

I think you are projecting your analytical approach on most voters.. and it just ain't so.

65 The stuff I have seen on Perry indicates that he is going to announce "just in time" for the Iowa straw poll. That is August 13.

66

On this day in 2004, my daughter, Julie was born.

Not "news" per se; I'm just bragging.  I made an entire person.

Posted by: Truman North

Congratz Truman. That's a great feeling. and they're still cute sweet and generally innocent at that age. Make sure she's raised as a proper moronette, stompy boots and all.

as a side note, my son is almost 5. when is a good time to begin training in the fine arts of morondom? tracking hobos, how to identify with sickly ones so he gets a good kill, and of course identifying the ette's by stompy boots.

67 Then why did Huckabee voters move to Romney.

Because they are both liberals and Huntsman is an unknown.

68

First Lady is a chow hound:

 

Obama mentioned Indian food, and then Mexican food, and then said: "No, if I picked one favorite, favorite food, it's French fries."  The audience began to laugh.  "Okay?  It's French fries," Obama continued.  "I can't stop eating them."  As the students laughed more, the First Lady quickly returned to her role as advocate of health eating.  "But eat your vegetables," she said, to still more laughs.  "And exercise."

69 Kia #54

Korean weird fuckers. Next, anime.

America's own Government Motors' ads are never held up to the truth standard against false advertising.

Standards on the books are there to pervert. That's "living, breathing document" for you.

What's the point of allowing federal bureaus to remain on the tax dollar when they've made it their purpose to exploit citizens and abuse powers?

70 I used to say that if I were bill clinton after impeachment failed to convict that I would pull up a lounge chair on the south lawn, put on a speedo and light up a doobie, then say, what are you going to do, impeach me?

71

Awww, Gabe , it was a greater pleasure to meet you and everybody else (including a familiar face, ).   I'm sorry I didn't have anything Earth-shatteringly profound to contribute to the overall conversations.

Here's a sombering piece and it may show what the future is for Europe if they do not deviate from their current path of Islamization:

Police Report: All Assault Rapists in Oslo Follow Muhammad

72 and I'm cooking thick-sliced applewood-smoked bacon as I comment

Banned. If I have my way it's all banned.

Now mind you, I love fries. More than life in fact. I can't stop eating them. But oh yeah, eat your veggies. And exercise. Let's move!

73 Posted by: Still here but hot and dry
.....
But Texas has done wonders in education on smaller and smaller budgets.  He might be able to sell that.

I was reading a study recently, that was done in Texas,  that finally identified the difference in kids who were exposed to "effective" teachers as opposed to "ineffective" ones.  It was amazing.  But I don't think teacher's unions would be all that happy with the solution: get rid of ineffective teachers!

74 Thanks Chi-town, yep she has a 'tude already, but all in all she is a good kid. One of her camp counselors told me this week that my little darling said " I am not getting married when I grow up, I am going to work hard and make lots of money"!! Thats my capitalist gal!

75 I thought that was a violation of the 1964 Civil Rights Act.---------The stupid PC crap has gone so far it has come full circle.

76 Gee, mid-August seems late to me.   I realize they do a lot of behind the scenes prep work to get ready to enter, but I don't like leaving so little time in the news cycle to recover from the inevitable smears that will be tossed out. 

If voters are risk-averse --- which I think they are this time around (unlike last time around before the disaster that is Obama) --- then it seems to me that they need time to digest and reject the smears.  Otherwise, they'll see Perry as too risky and fall back on Romney. 


I don't think 2008 primary patterns are very applicable this time around. 

77 Posted by: mamma bear at June 24, 2011 08:07 AM (FFPBy)

Duct tape, lots of strong chain, a good alarm system and a Remington pump should be basic supplies in your case.

And when she hits 17? I have no idea. Ours just did, and we are in trouble...big trouble!

78 My condolences..  It would be nice if you could just ship teenage girls away somewhere until they are 20 or so!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 24, 2011 08:17 AM (Wm4Mf)

Mine just turned 21 so I'm thinkin' 30 or so.

79 #71

She made French Fries the centerpiece of her First Lady agenda when she announced the pleasure she gets from ordering a fresh batch in the middle of the night from the White House kitchen staff. Why should they get to sleep when she wants more fries? It certainly explains her big gut and fat ass on the big-MO.

Does she think this endears her to anyone?  That laughter from the kids will get really ugly in cafeterias when fries aren't available to the masses.

80 OK, a little research shows that the 1964 act did not cover housing. The 1968 act covered housing. What they are doing is violating that act.

Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 08:16 AM (M9Ie6)

Haven't you learned by now that these laws only apply to whitey, especially Christian whitey!

I thought we had made it obvious!

81 Yeah, Perry has done a lot with a lesser amount. It made me so mad a month ago or so to hear ads run on the radio saying about how our education budget was like, 47th in the nation per student. So what?? I wanted to know what our test scores were! Just throwing money at something doesn't do jackshiite for it. My sister was teacher for thirty years and when she retired her number one complaint was about the increase in "administrators" who sat on their asses and did nothing but get in the way.

82 It would be nice if you could just ship teenage girls away somewhere until they are 20 or so!

Get thee to a nunnery!

83 Any chance the moron nation will form a body guard unit to protect ace from the death threats?  I volunteer, if there are going to be cool uniforms.  I'm thinking ewok costumes.

84 Actually my plan is very simple. If you abuse my trust, the door to your bedroom comes off. Do you know how infuriating it would be to a teenage girl not to have a bed room door??? Also, the computer is out in a high traffic area, and she knows that I can read over her shoulder at any time. Oh, and emails are only allowed on MY computer. That and her dad knows how to kill people using about forty different methods.

85 Ewok costumes get really sweaty!

86 My sister was teacher for thirty years and when she retired her number one complaint was about the increase in "administrators" who sat on their asses and did nothing but get in the way.

Number two complaint was likely the amount of paperwork time reporting standards statistics after the amount of class time diverted from covering curriculum studies in order to teach the test...no child left behind.

87 I just finished reading the threads I missed last night and in the BO thread, EoJ mentioned this story, that somehow I completely missed (from Feb.):


WHÂ’s Valerie Jarrett Asks Uniformed Officer to Top Off Her Drink

88 can you guys get me up to speed?  Why are we going into the strategic oil reserve.  If you know traders, they'll consider that a challenge, no?

89 Looked at the Kia ad before going to the article. Very icky was my first thought, definitely promoting pedophilia.

90 Yep, Maverick, you got that right.

91 BTW - It is 'take your dog to work day'.

Are Leftards allowed to bring their wives?

92 WHÂ’s Valerie Jarrett Asks Uniformed Officer to Top Off Her Drink

Posted by: momma at June 24, 2011 08:37 AM (nWikJ)

I forgive her and barky for his Ft Drum political stump confusing to heros. For they are actors and know not the what they are doing other than following a script.

93 Any chance the moron nation will form a body guard unit to protect ace from the death threats?  I volunteer, if there are going to be cool uniforms

I'm in if they include short skirts and push-em-up bras and a white button up open and tied at the waist.

94 "Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner told the House Small Business Committee on Wednesday that the Obama administration believes taxes on small business must increase so the administration does not have to 'shrink the overall size of government programs.'”

Wow. Just...wow.

95 On the teenage daughter meem, a friend took the door off, took away everything but about 3 outfits to wear and a mattress on the floor. That did the trick.

96 Why are we going into the strategic oil reserve.

To eliminate the reserve. I would have thought its purpose was for military response after an attack that destroys our infrastructure.

Since it only suites the nation for a day, there's no point in using it for normal daily domestic consumption, except to eliminate the reserve.

Why else?

97 #96 You forgot to add 4 inch stiletto heels that can pierce a man's heart.

98 Stossel interviews Andrew Breitbart and admits that when AB brought him the ACORN story, ABC wouldn't let him cover it.

http://tinyurl.com/5v6zwx5

99  #93 still here but hot and dry at June 24, 2011 08:37 AM

You'd think that citizens would unite to rescind the "compassionate" and "social justice" programs that only backfire in the worst ways.

Tea Party

Cut the shit.

100 Posted by: Fed Chair Bernacke at June 24, 2011 08:42 AM (B4Wbw)

Sounds logical. But as I said in my Perry eval we have to use caution in nominating Perry as the savior of the Primaries. He has a couple of serious negatives to overcome in the "small government" arena.

101 102 Shocking.

How are you doing, Tami?

102 Why else?

Posted by: maverick muse at June 24, 2011 08:41 AM (lpWVn)

Because the president is a panicking idiot who is trying to deficit spend with the reserve to prevent gas prices from skyrocketing this summer.

103 Posted by: momma at June 24, 2011 08:39 AM (nWikJ)

You will need to be vetted first. Post the link the pictures and we will get back to you.

104 On the teenage daughter meem, a friend took the door off, took away everything but about 3 outfits to wear and a mattress on the floor. That did the trick.

Posted by: California Witch at June 24, 2011 08:41 AM (Pbji2)

I'm writing all of this down in a littel black book and will keep it handy as a reference in about 13 years...

105 Our daughter is closing in on 29, but I remember the teener years well. The crowd I run with might be somewhat rougher than yours, but when leeringly asked, so who's your daughter fucking now? my answer was always- I don't know, but you can bet he's worth fucking.
That always shuts them right up

106 Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 24, 2011 08:46 AM (pLTLS)

I'm doing well, lacey....thank you for asking.

107 Teenage daughters are a lot of trouble. We used to take all our phones to work with us in the trunk and lock them up in our bedroom at night.

If we didn't she would virtually live on the phone all day and night.

108

*channeling General Sherman* 

If I had my choice I would kill every MFM reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.

 
Report: NY Times, CNN, & CBS to Ride Along With Anti-Israel Gaza Flotilla

109 Tami at June 24, 2011 08:43 AM

John Stossel is the only MSM personality I've always liked.

Can you imagine the repartee between John Stossel and Mark Steyn?

Toss in Mark Levin, Rand Paul and Fred Thompson for a good measure moderating the highly charged GOP '12 debates.

THAT will get the ground swell rolling full steam.

110 111 Good! You're welcome. Driving yet?

111 I'm in if they include short skirts and push-em-up bras and a white button up open and tied at the waist.

OK, so we have ace's outfit planned.  What about ours?

112 Allowing people to own guns is....RACIST!!!!!!!1!!!1!!

Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy earlier this month told parishioners at St. Sabina’s Church that federal gun laws are akin to “government-sponsored racism.”

“I want you to connect one more dot on that chain of African-American history in this country, and tell me if I’m crazy: Federal gun laws that facilitate the flow of illegal firearms into our urban centers, across this country, that are killing black and brown children,” he said according to an WMAQ-Channel 5 story that aired Thursday.

113 Also look out for clothes. My wife was pretty careful about what kind of clothes she was allowed to have. One evening she came bouncing down the stairs to go on a date. She was wearing a leather skirt that was so short it barely covered her ass. She wasn't expecting me to be downstairs at the time.

She had "borrowed" the skirt from a friend at school who's mother was as strict as my wife. Needless to say after much yelling back and forth she had to go back upstairs and change.

Moral of the story, just because you don't allow them to have slutty clothes doesn't mean that they can't get them from other sources.

114 85 It would be nice if you could just ship teenage girls away somewhere until they are 20 or so! You rang?!

115

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 24, 2011 08:50 AM (9hSKh)

I worked with the IDF in other years, they'll have no regrets if a lib reporter catches a bullet.

116

I'm in if they include short skirts and push-em-up bras and a white button up open and tied at the waist.

Me too

117 Yeah, Perry has done a lot with a lesser amount. It made me so mad a month ago or so to hear ads run on the radio saying about how our education budget was like, 47th in the nation per student. So what?? I wanted to know what our test scores were!

Iowahawk provides provides some info on that, from back when the WI collective bargaining flap was at its height:

http://tinyurl.com/4q8pboz

Seriously, this isn't his usual comedy post.

118 Good! You're welcome. Driving yet?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 24, 2011 08:52 AM (pLTLS)

Um...yeah, a little but I'm not suppose to be. Ssshhhh....

119

HereÂ… waitÂ… follow my logic.  If illegal aliens didnÂ’t do anything illegal to get here, and if they just happened to burn down an entire state while not illegally getting here, how could it even be possible for some people to think that there was anything wrong with them burning down an entire state?

It would be racist to even suggest such a thing!

120 Why we love Breitbart!

What he offered to do for Toopathon.

121 101 #96

You forgot to add 4 inch stiletto heels that can pierce a man's heart.

Posted by: hot child in the city at June 24, 2011 08:43 AM (FFPBy)

 

You rang?!

122 #1 Aren't there a bunch of DFW Morons?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 24, 2011 07:01 AM (KxyHe)

Yep.

123 Bevel Lemelisk at June 24, 2011 08:46 AM

Stick with the panicking idiot and leave it at that.

The end result of whatever policy is what matters in the first place. Miss that and you're off target, no matter the intent.

I'm not interested in buying excuses that idiots claim to be "reasons" for their sabotage and destruction of my country.

Good teachers don't accept excuses as reasons from students; and responsible parents don't accept excuses as reasons from their errant growing/maturing children.

Dissatisfied and angry taxpaying voters don't accept excuses as reasons when they cast ballots.

124

I saw that there was doubt expressed about whether or not this was true about Delta Air Lines refusing to carry people with Jewish sounding surnames, etc, etc.   You can contact the airline through the contact numbers Sammy provides.

125 I've been predicting it will be Romney for quite some time now.. not because I like him.. but because he's the only one in the pack that can beat Obama.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 24, 2011 08:14 AM (Wm4Mf)

Ann Coulter said the same thing. But her reasoning was that R's walked into the voting booth and picked the name they recognized the most. 'That's how we ended up with McCain...'

126

G. W. Bush forgets soldier KIA and says heÂ’s still alive.  

Now imagine how he would be being eviscerated at this moment by the MFM if that headline were true.

127

Morning, all!  So, what big news story will come out of the Regime today?  It is Friday after all; the day of the week where stories go to die.  I think it would have been Melson taking one for the team and joining his fellows under Obama's Big Bus, but if last night's story that he's not gonig quietly is true, it will have to be something else.  I wonder what...

 

128 Dissatisfied and angry taxpaying voters don't accept excuses as reasons when they cast ballots.

Posted by: maverick muse at June 24, 2011 09:02 AM (lpWVn)

Unfortunately we have a 50/50 population of dissatisfied and angry voters and lemmings that'll push any button their told to push.

129   #25
Three huge fires have devastated Arizona.  There is overwhelming evidence this devastation occurred because our border with Mexico is not secure.  Illegal aliens set these fires, according to evidence from local law enforcement and private surveillance cameras.

Tell it to Janet Napolitano as she walks, horseback rides, flies and drives the safe as hell US border with Mexico.

130 #117 Posted by: momma at June 24, 2011 08:53 AM (nWikJ)

“She [Sarah Palin] was caribou-hunting and talking about the right to bear arms,” McCarthy said. “Why wasn’t she at the crime scene with me?”

I bet she would have told him the same thing at the crime scene.

131 Any chance the moron nation will form a body guard unit to protect ace from the death threats?  I volunteer, if there are going to be cool uniforms

I'm in if they include short skirts and push-em-up bras and a white button up open and tied at the waist.

Posted by: momma

In an ewok costume?

I'll be in my bunk.

132 The end result of whatever policy is what matters in the first place. Miss that and you're off target, no matter the intent.

It is extremely useful to understand why people do what they do, even when what they are doing is stupid.

133

Obama administration to WashPo,  “Hey, no biggie, right?  We knew you wouldnÂ’t mind.”

WashPo, “No problem at all!  We had no integrity left to speak of anyway.”

134 Moral of the story, just because you don't allow them to have slutty clothes doesn't mean that they can't get them from other sources.

Ayup. Or stick the slut clothes in a bag and change when you get to your destination. At least that's how they portray it in the movies! I didn't do this as I grew up in the grunge era. We wore all our clothes way too baggy. I think my Dad was greatly appreciative of that!

135 Attention FF Morons. I keep getting an notice from FF that version 5.0 update is available and asks me if I wish to update.

Have any of the Morons tried ver 5.0 yet?

136 is ace ok? i think we should check on him every minute or so........

137 Patent reform passed the House yesterday. The bill was successfully amended twice and the R leadership found they needed the Democrats to pass the bill. You will find there is no pattern as to which Rs voted aye or nay, as (for example) Campbell, Garrett, and Jordan usually vote together but they didn't on this one.

138 Three huge fires have devastated Arizona.  There is overwhelming evidence this devastation occurred because our border with Mexico is not secure.  Illegal aliens set these fires, according to evidence from local law enforcement and private surveillance cameras.

Tell it to Janet Napolitano as she walks, horseback rides, flies and drives the safe as hell US border with Mexico.

Posted by: maverick muse

I wonder if we can force the greens to understand that the illegals are destroying the invironment AND increasing greenhouse gas emissions by settign these fires.

The joys we'd have as their heads implode trying to figure out which one to support.

139 Hussein:  I put that in the sidebar yesterday.  Breathtaking.

140 As far as the polls right now go, all the professional polling outfits say that they are still largely name recognition.

When we get closer to the Iowa caucuses they will start to mean something then.

141 Miss 80s baby, did you get married or something?

142 Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 09:10 AM (M9Ie6)

3.6 and 4.0 trashed my machine. I am being very careful now. I'm still running 3.5.16!

143 Talibill at June 24, 2011 09:05 AM

Everyone votes their own interests, even the idiots.

But when the '08 Obama voters lose their homes and jobs, don't expect them to vote for Obama '12. Not all of his voters have always been on welfare. And those "50% of Americans who don't pay taxes" are going to feel the economic pinch as well when THEIR funding is the wealth being spread thinner. And when their children can't find work, and their children serving in the military suffer the abuses of CinC Obama, and their neighbor's sons and daughters suffer, their Obama obsession experiences CHANGE.

Sure, his party's Ivy Beleaguering diehards remain Obama domain, their vested Marxist interest.

144 Veronica Mars was such a great show. Really wish they wouldn't have cancelled it.

145 is ace ok? i think we should check on him every minute or so........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 24, 2011 09:10 AM (eOXTH)

Waaay too early in the day to start worrying.

146 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 24, 2011 09:14 AM (LH6ir)

I am running 4.0 and haven't had any problems.

147

I hope in my heart that that cup continue to overflow with money and whatever other blessings G-d decided to bestow on them and I also hope that assholes like this continue to have their brains osterized by obsessing over it.   Moderate Voice my ass.

148

Big victory for Chris Christie!

NJ Legislature Passes Gov Christie's Plan to Cut Union Benefits for State Workers

I find this even more satisfying after the other day's debacle at one of Christie's town halls in Fair Lawn, when a group of crybaby protesters were kicked out by police after chanting very loudly that cutting their benefits was akin to sending them to Auschwitz. 

AUSCHWITZ, you guys.

Paying towards their g*ddamn healthcare is, in their minds, the same as being forced into slave labor and then gassed and dumped in mass graves.

These people are despicable.

149 Miss 80s baby, did you get married or something?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 24, 2011 09:14 AM (K2wpv)

M8B is actually Huma.  She has to keep changing her name because she doesn't want her family to know she is an infedel.

How do you think she knows so much about the going ons in Congress?

150 Posted by: todler at June 24, 2011 09:11 AM (fPOY0)

Don't be silly. The destruction of the environment is the fault of the repressive and racist immigration policy of this country. It is not the fault of the poor immigrants who simply want a better life.

And those ghettos in every major city? That's the fault of the Republicans and their racist policies.

See? It's easy!

151 I am running 4.0 and haven't had any problems.

Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 09:16 AM (M9Ie6)

Ditto.  I'm still hesitant to upgrade to 5, though.

152 From Drudge, I watched the trailer and it looks descent.
Tea Partiers' Create Their Own TV Show...

153 is ace ok? i think we should check on him every minute or so........ Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 24, 2011 09:10 AM (eOXTH)


He is fine.  He just sent me a pic of his dic painted orange.

The message said, 'Heard you liked to garden, take a look at this carrot I just grew.'

I admit, it is a mighty fine carrot


I keed! I keed!

154

Gov. Christie fix.

155 Ditto.  I'm still hesitant to upgrade to 5, though.

LOL, somebody has to be the ginny pig.

156 Today's House Floor Schedule

Two big votes to watch are on the two separate bills regarding our actions in Libya. The first bill authorizes Obama to continue there while the second limits the funding to search and rescue, intelligence, refueling, and operational planning.

157

Paying towards their g*ddamn healthcare is, in their minds, the same as being forced into slave labor and then gassed and dumped in mass graves.

These people are despicable.

 

That was the conversation the local radio talker was having last night here in Rhode Island.  The disconnect between pulic and private sector workers is nigh-impossible to repair at this point.  The local news babe, a big lib, went out and got audio of a teacher who had been fired because of a massive reorganization.  Now, the teacher was actually crying about losing her job, which I guess is understandable.  But the disbelief in her voice that this could happen to her, even in this goddamn economy, was telling. 

Additionally, I can't think of a single instance of the radio news going out and getting sound about anybody in the private sector, unionized or not, getting laid off before.  It's as if it's a brand-new and UNEXPECTED phenomenon.

158 Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 09:16 AM (M9Ie6)

What OS? And how old is your machine?

My PC is pushing eight! Lots of upgrades, but it runs well, although it is finicky!

159 WOW need flaming honey bear for Ben's sidebar update.

CAIR loses tax exempt status!

Finally.

160
Clyburn: Obama's Too Busy to Bother With Debt Ceiling Negotiations, Or Something

161 Two big votes to watch are on the two separate bills regarding our actions in Libya. The first bill authorizes Obama to continue there



Isn't this piece of shit expected to pass?

162 Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 09:22 AM (M9Ie6)

And their paid membership, at least according to the numbers cited in the article I read, are plummeting.

163 165 WOW need flaming honey bear for Ben's sidebar update. CAIR loses tax exempt status! Finally. Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 09:22 AM (M9Ie6) The next step should be to go after them for being a non-registered Foreign Agent. But I guess that will have to wait for President Perry's administration.

164 166, Clyburn, what an ignorant turd.

165 What OS? And how old is your machine?

Running XP SP3, my Bios is dated 2004 so it is probably from that year.

166 This has probably already been posted yesterday, but in case anyone missed it:

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner told the House Small Business Committee on Wednesday that the Obama administration believes taxes on small business must increase so the administration does not have to “shrink the overall size of government programs.”

167 169 The next step should be to go after them for being a non-registered Foreign Agent. Just go straight to terrorist organization and light them up.

168 147 Miss 80s baby, did you get married or something?

No, but I decided to drop the "Miss" for a time because it's different. I've had the same SN for several years now and I'd eventually prefer something else.

169

Ann Coulter fix.

170 There's a Red State caught in Jon Huntsman's trap.

171 Oh we're changing names now? Sweet. (FWIW, I like 80'sBaby, er, 80'sBaby!)

Metta World Peace is already taken. I'll have to find something else.

172 Vindication for Bush and Bolton?

173 Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 09:25 AM (M9Ie6)

I'm running XP SP3 also.

I tried the beta version of FF 4, and it locked up everything. Maybe the regular roll-out is more stable. I'll have to do it eventually because those reminders that keep popping up are getting irritating.

174 Have any of the Morons tried ver 5.0 yet?

Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 09:10 AM (M9Ie6)

Yes,  I can tell no difference between it and 4.01, but on my slower machines I removed 4 and went back to 3.x.  So, if you like FF 4.x ok, then I think 5 will be ok for an upgrade.

175

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

damn, I really thought I was on to something. The illegals trashing the environment and causing globull warming had a nice angle to it.

Back to th edrawing board.

176 175

Ann Coulter fix.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 24, 2011 09:27 AM (jx2j9)

--I hope Steyn shows up on Ezra's show soon.  (Granted, he may have already but I missed him!)

177

Obama new campaign slogans:

Until There Are Rich No More!

Sure Corporate Profits Create Jobs, But That Doesn't Mean They're Not Evil!

178 Posted by: dogfish at June 24, 2011 09:28 AM (NuPNl)

Thanks, maybe when I get ready to shutdown this evening I'll go ahead and upgrade.

179

Posted by: momma at June 24, 2011 09:28 AM (nWikJ)

Soon to be all over the MFM, I can feel it, they always clean up after their drivebys

180 It just occurred to me that dealing with liberals is kinda like dealing with a teenage daughter, there is always so much drama. Most everything is exaggerated to the extreme.

Teenage girls are looking for a mate, this is unconscious but it is the driving force behind most of their behavior. Males are both predator and protect in the view of a females hard wiring and it takes a lot of re-programing to over come this. So girls look to attract and please the males around them which are  unfortunately teenage boys!!!!!!!! My parents were lucky with me as I was a late bloomer and painfully shy. Not so much with my younger sisters.

181

So Bin Laden wanted to change al-Qaeda's name because he didn't like how the West was always lopping off the "al-Jihad" portion of the full name.  One of his suggestions was "JamaÂ’at IÂ’Adat al-Khilafat al-Rashida" ("Restoration of the Caliphate Group").  Another was "Taifat al-Tawhed Wal-Jihad" ("Monotheism and Jihad Group").  This makes me laugh hysterically, because if he thought it was bad that "al-Qaeda al-Jiyad" was being shortened to just al-Qaeda, I have to question his logic in requesting that the group's new name be even LONGER than the original. 

Then I remember that he's shark chow now, and it makes me laugh even more.

H/T Weasel Zippers.

182 It is extremely useful to understand why people do what they do, even when what they are doing is stupid.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 24, 2011 09:08 AM

Yes, understand your enemy. And yes, under scrutiny reasons vary in complexity.

However, understanding motivation is not the equivalent of accepting dishonest, disingenuous excuses.

To understand why people do what they do? When asked why he willingly corrupted whatever he touched, Bill Clinton's response was, "Because I could." Perversion is a reason, an unacceptable reason.

183 But, don't forget: Sarah Palin are a idiot and a dumbass.

184 So girls look to attract and please the males around them which are unfortunately teenage boys!!!!!!!!

Teenage boys are a bucket of raging hormones who think about nothing but sex. Day, Night, Winter, and Summer.

185 "Okay?  It's French fries," Obama continued.  "I can't stop eating them."  As the students laughed more, the First Lady quickly returned to her role as advocate of health eating.  "But eat your vegetables," she said, to still more laughs.  "And exercise."

Well that's just great- we got King Putt destroying our military, depleting our oil reserves, wrecking our economy, and making us the laughing stock of the world while he flails around the golf course and sucks down wagyu beef. Now we got the disbarred Queen Butt giggling at her own cheeky hypocrisy, telling us plebes to eat our gruel while she enthuses about hoovering up buckets of fried potatoes.

What a kicky and stylish first couple have we...

186 Posted by: todler at June 24, 2011 09:29 AM (fPOY0)

It's actually an interesting intellectual exercise and a glimpse of how the progressive mind works.

Choose any problem or issue and responsibility for it can be placed squarely on capitalism, conservatism or Republican policies.

187

Until There Are Rich No More!

Sure Corporate Profits Create Jobs, But That Doesn't Mean They're Not Evil!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 24, 2011 09:29 AM (jx2j9)

 

Barry will keep some rich around. Those that donate heavily to him will be allowed to exist.

188 You fuckers!  You're killing the platypus!

189

I know the first lady is supposed to be untouchable on AOSHQ, but what the hell is she doing here?  It looks like she's trying to lick the floor.

http://tinyurl.com/5vjg66e

190

*RUBBING TEMPLES*  Why the hell are we STILL funding NP-frigging-R?

Obama's Afghanistan Withdrawal Speech Echoes Abraham Lincoln?

(safe link to the Weekly Standard)

And the frigging BBC is comparing it to Shakespeare. 

Someone stop the world, I want to get off.

191 From the sidebar...   “No, sheÂ’s not [stupid],” Taibbi said. “SheÂ’s crazy and believes a lot of things that are completely nuts and she doesnÂ’t really know a whole lot of things, you know, that...
  Mike Taibbi on Bachman.   Hmmm, the crazy winger angle thats original// He also can't waight to rub one out to her up and coming porn spoof. Stay classy lefty...And were supposses to believe conservative men are  misogynists.    

192 momma....that explains his orange hands............

193 Choose any problem or issue and responsibility for it can be placed squarely on capitalism, conservatism or Republican policies.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Sadly you're right. I witnessed it with my ex's family. Died in the wool hard core NYC left. It was ALWAYS our fault. didn't matter WHO came up with it. either it was evil repubs destroying it, or incopetent(evil) repubs undermining some grand leftist stratagey so we could destroy it.

Either way, it always came back to conservatives fault. It was almost like six degrees of Kevin Bacon, how fast can you connect the failure to a repub.

194 First Iowa poll numbers out this weekend

"GOP aides and lawmakers said House Majority Leader Eric CantorÂ’s (R-Va.) decision to exit debt talks led by Vice President Biden was inevitable."

195 194 You fuckers!  You're killing the platypus!

Posted by: momma at June 24, 2011 09:37 AM (nWikJ)

 

Is this the same as how everytime I use the internet I kill a manatee?  I can't remember all the different ways I'm responsible for killing cute animals, dammit.  They need to make a glossary or something.

196 I've had the same SN for several years now and I'd eventually prefer something else. -- Posted by: '80sBaby at June 24, 2011 09:26 AM

Yeah. I chose mine long before McCain's amnesty legislation, let alone his campaign with Palin.

197

Either way, it always came back to conservatives fault. It was almost like six degrees of Kevin Bacon, how fast can you connect the failure to a repub.

Posted by: todler at June 24, 2011 09:41 AM (fPOY0)

That's easy.  You don't even have to think very hard.  Everything is George W. Bush's fault.  You don't need to actually have a logical thread of associations that gets from the problem to GWB; you just need to say his name.

198 Obama's Afghanistan Withdrawal Speech Echoes Abraham Lincoln?

Was not aware that Lincoln had a pronounced stutter and whistled his sibilant S's.

Was also not aware that the technology in the mid to late 1800's included teleprompters.

The more you know....

199

Is this the same as how everytime I use the internet I kill a manatee?  I can't remember all the different ways I'm responsible for killing cute animals, dammit.  They need to make a glossary or something.

Posted by: MWR

Yeah but if I'm doing the killing I want to be there for it. I'm gonna go club some baby seals in a bit.

200 Texas democrats are up to no good. In the last days of our legislative special session, they are trying to kill two pieces of key legislation in an apparent attempt to tarnish Perry's bragging rights on the campaign trail.

1) The sanctuary cities bill
2) The deal to bring an Amazon.com distribution center to Texas, along with a promise of creating 5-6,000 jobs. The deal was suppose to give Amazon a break on collecting Internet sales tax for 4 years. But, since the Dems are also pushing an amendment to force internet based companies with a storefront in Texas to collect sales tax, they are ready to kill the deal with Amazon.

Also, I noticed listening to the local news this morning, that local talking heads are not placing the qualifier "if he runs" on statements about Perry's presidential campaign. 

201 momma....that explains his orange hands............

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 24, 2011 09:41 AM (eOXTH)

I told him it would be more believable if he dyed his _hair green.

202 /health update on
My doggeh is feeling better this morning.  Small meal, happy playtime, long pee, and pretty normal poo. 
/health update off

203

That's easy.  You don't even have to think very hard.  Everything is George W. Bush's fault.  You don't need to actually have a logical thread of associations that gets from the problem to GWB; you just need to say his name.

Posted by: MWR

awww, that takes the fun out of it. And some used to be good at linnking it to Reagan. But yeah, they throw out GWB as the end of the argument.

204 That's easy.  You don't even have to think very hard.  Everything is George W. Bush's fault.

Please to remember, thees Boosh fellow, he is the one also that is the Heetler.

205

 because he didn't like how the West was always lopping off the "al-Jihad" portion of the full name.

I bet he really hated it when the West shortened his life.

206 The answer to the question at #1 is here. 

207

Yeah but if I'm doing the killing I want to be there for it. I'm gonna go club some baby seals in a bit.

Posted by: todler at June 24, 2011 09:45 AM (fPOY0)

While you're at it try curb-stomping some Rockhopper penguins.   I'm all about thinking outside the box.

208 Y-not, good news about the puppy.

209 Still don't get the Earworm Mystery song.

Not nearly as annoying as the damn Zombie Nation song from the past year.

210 Hearing on Venezuela sanctions live on C-SPAN2

"Members of the [three House] subcommittees want to know whether Venezuela or its state-run industries might be engaged in other activities that violate U.S. or international rules-  like drug trafficking, supporting Hezbollah and similar groups, and allowing Iran to use Venezuelan banks to circumvent current sanctions against that country."

211

If I'm killing all these animals somebody better ship me the meat!

i'm hungry!

212 209 lol i see what you did there..........

213 I bet he really hated it when the West President Barack Obama, War Hero and Super Stud, single-handedly shortened his life.

fify

214  #178 momma at June 24, 2011 09:28 AM

I always liked having Bolton at the UN to face down the anti-Americans and protect our nation's survival.

I dare the Hollywood pretty boy joker clique that presumes to lecture Americans to play a game of poker with Bolton.

215 1 Why are the NE Morons the only ones who do Meetups? Aren't there a bunch of DFW Morons?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 24, 2011 07:01 AM (KxyHe)

--Sometimes you gotta do mini-meetups.  I finally got to meet the great TexasJew a couple weeks ago.  Lots of fun and I learned a lot more about oil prospecting than I did before!

216

While you're at it try curb-stomping some Rockhopper penguins.   I'm all about thinking outside the box.

Posted by: MWR

I like. Want to go drown some polar bears with me later?

I'll toss in a BBQ'd platypus and val-u-rite for dinner.

217 Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 24, 2011 09:45 AM

That he'll run has never really been a question.

Since Jeb Bush is waiting until '16, Perry's making his own bid '12.

218

--Sometimes you gotta do mini-meetups.  I finally got to meet the great TexasJew a couple weeks ago.  Lots of fun and I learned a lot more about oil prospecting than I did before!

Posted by: logprof at June 24, 2011 09:53 AM (BP6Z1)

logprof, aren't you in the Great White North?  That's quite a lucky meetup!  Was one of you in the other's neck of the woods?

219 However, understanding motivation is not the equivalent of accepting dishonest, disingenuous excuses.

Posted by: maverick muse at June 24, 2011 09:32 AM (lpWVn)

Your theory is assuming that Barry is coming at things from your angle.  He isn't. 

Barry really believes in deficit spending.  He's a shallow Keynesian, this is the type of approach they would take.  Barry wants to be re-elected.  If gas prices get too high this summer, his poll numbers will plummet even more.  He wants to avoid that, and the only thing he can think of doing is putting oil out there.

Eventually Barry is going to start putting oil into the Strategic reserve again.  He'll do this because depleting it and leaving it depleted would be something even an idiot like Huntsman could use to bludgeon him over the head during an election.   What will happen is obvious - prices will rise by the same amount that they dropped (not much) when he starts filling it again.  The net result will be...nothing, unless there is a catastrophic disrupt of oil.  Then Barry most definitely won't be re-elected.

220

I like. Want to go drown some polar bears with me later?

I'll toss in a BBQ'd platypus and val-u-rite for dinner.

Posted by: todler at June 24, 2011 09:54 AM (fPOY0)

Finish it off with a side order of hobo jerky and I'm there.  I'll bring some bottles of Sweet Liberal Tears for dessert.

221 Last night + Obama =

The evening's last Obama event in Manhattan was at the Broadway Theatre, hosted by TV yapper Whoopi Goldberg. The Real Good Talker from the White House promised the 1,400 enthusiastic audience members he wouldn't give a long speech. But during his 21-minute oration he did utter one amazing boast:

The track record of the last  2¹/₂  years is one that I could not be prouder of.

222 Yesterday was an annoying day, plus it was hot, the man was away, and the dog wasn't feeling well.  I managed to power through some chores anyway, but it wasn't very satisfying.

Should I:
take today off and hang out at the air conditioned mall? 
take the puppeh to the mostly empty but air conditioned new house (where I could play with her in the fenced yard, which may or may not have been mowed yesterday after the lawncare people failed to start work on the promised date)? 
or, power through some more chores so that there'd be less to do with weekend when the man is back home? 
something else?

I'm normally the kind of person who likes to accomplish something constructive when I hit a lot of annoying hurdles, but I'm kind of tired and I don't know if I can take much more annoyance today. 

223

That's easy.  You don't even have to think very hard.  Everything is George W. Bush's fault.  You don't need to actually have a logical thread of associations that gets from the problem to GWB; you just need to say his name.

Posted by: MWR at June 24, 2011 09:44 AM (4df7R)

One of the early morning guys at CNBC (can't remember his name), who is NOT enamored of Obama, was interviewing some Princeton guy about the economy.  When they got into the reasons for the recession, the CNBC guy snarked "Go ahead, you can say it....it's Bush's fault right?  Just say W and we'll know what you mean. It's always Bush's fault."

224 175, Thanks for the Coulter fix. She drives libs crazy. Not like Palin drives them crazy, but crazy none the less.

225

I'm aggravated that TurboTax Timmeh is going to be here in NH today.  He's going to a meeting in Manchester with a group of manufacturers, and then he's going to give a lecture up at Dartmouth. 

Please make him go away.

226 Obama new campaign slogans:

Until There Are Rich No More!

Sure Corporate Profits Create Jobs, But That Doesn't Mean They're Not Evil!

how about:

In order to save the small businesses, we had to tax them.

Obama 2012- Wagyu for me, gruel for thee.

Obama 2012- Fore! more years.

Obama 2012- a 19 handicap needs 4 more years of work.

Obama 2012- teleprompters need jobs too.

Obama: quantitatively easing you from employment since 2009.

227 Posted by: Y-not at June 24, 2011 09:59 AM (TFxd0)

Do at least one chore. You'll feel guilty if you don't.

228 194 You fuckers!  You're killing the platypus!

And? Let me know when we start threatening otters, then I'll care.

229

Good news, MWR!  He says taxes on businesses need to go up so that the government doesn't have to shrink.

230

Finish it off with a side order of hobo jerky and I'm there.  I'll bring some bottles of Sweet Liberal Tears for dessert.

Posted by: MWR

deal. This is going to be great!

231 Ack. Sock, I damn thee.

232 Test.

(The blog ate my last post.)

233 Weird. 

234 and then he's going to give a lecture up at Dartmouth. 

Please make him go away.

Posted by: MWR at June 24, 2011 10:02 AM (4df7R)

Think they'll show him Conan's graduation address? ;o)

235 241, The blog eats my post when I hit refresh instead of post. It's a real bummer when you spend 2-3 minutes writing and poof, gone.

236 I finally got to meet the great TexasJew a couple weeks ago.  Lots of fun and I learned a lot more about oil prospecting than I did before!
Posted by: logprof at June 24, 2011 09:53 AM

Hey, where'd that happen? I'm in Austin (da, comrade it is so), so lemme know when the next TX meetup takes place.

237
195

You know what I like about Michelle O'bama?

It's her absolute Jacqueline Kennedyesque Grace, Decorum, Dignity, and Discipline, that endears her to me.

And, that Sarah Palin is such a klutz.

238 Should I:
take today off and hang out at the air conditioned mall? 
take the puppeh to the mostly empty but air conditioned new house (where I could play with her in the fenced yard, which may or may not have been mowed yesterday after the lawncare people failed to start work on the promised date)? 
or, power through some more chores so that there'd be less to do with weekend when the man is back home? 
something else?

Posted by: Y-not

I saw one little chore, then Spend the dday playing with the puppy. Relax and recharge for when the man gets home.

239 Fuck the whales! Save the platypus

240

say, not saw. I'm not spying on you. lol

*can we get an edit function?*

241 If it's true he's waiting until the end of the summer (as reported in WSJ), instead of just for that couple of week window mpur told us about, I think that's a little late though.  Or maybe the strategy is to have lined up supporters and donors before the roll out. 


I think that's what Palin's been doing for him.  I'm not so sure he'll wait til August, but he might.

Special session ends Wednesday, I believe.

242 Do at least one chore. You'll feel guilty if you don't.

Does going to Victoria's Secret and buying sexy undies count as a chore?!


Yeah, I'll call the mover and try to get our date locked in.  I'm afraid to go to the house because if the lawn guys haven't done the yard yet, I'm going to be agitated.  I think I'll dump that one on the man. 

243 It's my little girl's first birthday! Time sure does fly!

244

Hey, where'd that happen? I'm in Austin (da, comrade it is so), so lemme know when the next TX meetup takes place.

Gabe pointed out that Dave in Texas in particular is a hoot, a real card.  I dunno where exactly in Texas DiT resides, but you may want to e-mail him directly and inquire organizing a mini or a "formal" meet-up.

Take the initiative, peoples! 

245 Happy Bday to the Joffen-ette!

246 252 It's my little girl's first birthday! Time sure does fly!   Grats!  That makes three of us who have daughters with birthdays today!

247 246, You know what I like about Michelle O'bama? Nothing, not one freaking thing. The woman has 0 value in my eyes. She's a liar and a crook that deals in usury and enriches herself off the backs of the poor while hypocritically claiming to help them. Her and that crook Jarret should share the same cell.

248 I think the main reason that we have more meetups in the northeast corridor is that it's so densely populated.  Not as far for us to travel in order to meet up with each other, all things being equal.

249 255, Happy B-day to your baby. Lots of pictures and movies.

250 That makes three of us who have daughters with birthdays today! Congrats to you all then! Happy birthday to your daughters!

251 Does going to Victoria's Secret and buying sexy undies count as a chore?!

Posted by: Y-not

I suppose if you WANTED it to be a chore you could. and if it makes you feel better then you should count it as a chore.

Oh, and so i don't lose my moron man card - pics or it didn't happen. :p

252 You know what I like about Michelle O'bama?

Nothing, not one freaking thing. The woman has 0 value in my eyes. She's a liar and a crook that deals in usury and enriches herself off the backs of the poor while hypocritically claiming to help them. Her and that crook Jarret should share the same cell.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet

 

To be fair, she is consistent.

253 261, I stand corrected, consistant is a worthy trait.

254 This is my suggestion for the Ewok bodyguard uniform

255 Why does Palin prefer Perry over Bachmann?  Bachmann seems to be the truer conservative.  Is it just a personal thing?

256 256

Think of it this way...

Whenever Valerie Jarrett spills her wine, there'll be someone there to lick it up.

All neat and tidy.. What more do you want?

257 When did Palin say she preferred perry over Bachman? I must have missed that.

258

You know what I like about Michelle O'bama?

Nothing, not one freaking thing. The woman has 0 value in my eyes. She's a liar and a crook that deals in usury and enriches herself off the backs of the poor while hypocritically claiming to help them. Her and that crook Jarret should share the same cell.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet

 

She sure is beautiful though...

http://tinyurl.com/5vjg66e

259 From The Hill:

The White House on Thursday threatened to veto the 2012 Defense appropriations bill. 

"The administration strongly opposes a number of provisions in this bill. If a bill is presented to the President that undermines his ability as commander-in-chief or includes ideological or political policy riders, the presidentÂ’s senior advisors would recommend a veto," the Office of Management and Budget (OMB) said in a statement.

snip~

OMB lists a number of provisions in the bill that the administration finds objectionable, including "unnecessary" additional money for the C-17 transport aircraft and a smaller amount of funding for the Intelligence Community Management Account. 

http://tinyurl.com/6cenozx

260 @266 
mpur seems to operate from that assumption.  I think I've seen that same assertion made by others, too. 

261 OK, gotta go bathe my son.  We're going out to buy Julie her cake!  See you retards later.

262 What's mpur?

263 mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch

264 Duct tape, lots of strong chain, a good alarm system and a Remington pump should be basic supplies in your case.

And when she hits 17? I have no idea. Ours just did, and we are in trouble...big trouble!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 24, 2011 08:27 AM (LH6ir)

Ours just graduated college and I can offer one suggestion that I found useful.  If she has a cell phone, first make sure you have the "unlimited text messages" option and then monitor the number of text messages every month.

If that number suddenly increases you need to have a talk- even if everything else appears normal and she gives every indication of being perfectly happy there is something going on in her life that is bothering her and you need to discuss it.

Just a suggestion- it worked for us.

And the "oh, I was just cleaning a couple of guns" thing when the new boyfriend visits is a good idea too.

265 Bevel Lemelisk at June 24, 2011 09:57 AM (FkKjr)

Barry says whatever he thinks will get him ahead, and the message revises itself before he reaches the period at the end of his thought.

Barry Marx doesn't really believe in anything except his own free ride, upon which all else is predicated. Barry is convinced that he can get away with everything. So far, so good. "Because I could."

Barry can use his intellect to excuse/explain his agenda. But I'm not impressed with either Pinocchio or his promoters. If his owners were to order him to preach a different dogma than Obama represents today, he'd do it. That is Obama's own precedence.

Re: Keynesians, they believe in deceit. They practice deceit. They profit immeasurably through deceit. They demand that we pay from every end to support their piracy. What's not understood? Their excuse? "Because I could." And no, Keynesians don't have the monopoly on deceit.

The more sophisticated rationale that people fabricate to excuse their corruption, the more ridiculous. The more submission that any populace pays to pirates, the more pathetic.

I've observed that contrary to its intended meaning, American Exceptionalism has come to represent the empowerment of pirates given dominion over the Constitution by officials who usurp authority, and by citizens in proud denial.

266 Why does Palin prefer Perry over Bachmann?  Bachmann seems to be the truer conservative.  Is it just a personal thing?

Posted by: Y-not

 

I can understand it, if true. Perry is a stronger candidate. He's the governor of a large, growing state, and he can rightly claim to be part of that success story. The problems that Texas does have are largely due to Federal government stupidity, and he can easily segue into crushing Obama with it. If played well, the change from Dem to Republican can also be made to work with Independents (open minded, willing to embrace new things, yadda-yadda).

267 Oldsailor,

250 If it's true he's waiting until the end of the summer (as reported in WSJ), instead of just for that couple of week window mpur told us about, I think that's a little late though.  Or maybe the strategy is to have lined up supporters and donors before the roll out. 


I think that's what Palin's been doing for him.  I'm not so sure he'll wait til August, but he might.

Special session ends Wednesday, I believe.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 24, 2011 10:09 AM (5d6vv)

It's my understanding that mpurinTexas and others think Palin will back Perry if he runs.  She can correct me if I'm wrong.

268 260 Does going to Victoria's Secret and buying sexy undies count as a chore?! Posted by: Y-not Do they let you try them on first? Try not to leave a brown streak on the g-strings...

269 OK, Palin has not supported anyone over anyone else. mpur may want her to support him but I do not believe that to be true. We are going to see much disinformation from the press and others that may have some negative impacts for our side. And I am sensitive when it comes to the queen.

270 277, EEWWWWWW!!!

271 Why does Palin prefer Perry over Bachmann?

I haven't actually seen anything to support that.

272 I think guys just like to assume that Palin would clash with Bachmann, it helps with the catfight fantasies.

273 I think that's what Palin's been doing for him.  I'm not so sure he'll wait til August, but he might.

Special session ends Wednesday, I believe.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 24, 2011 10:09 AM (5d6vv)

It's my understanding that mpurinTexas and others think Palin will back Perry if he runs.  She can correct me if I'm wrong.

Posted by: Y-not

 

Interesting. Palin does the bus tour, Perry steps in, she makes the nod and happily goes about firing up the base. Perry makes the national play. If done well, it could result in a crushing victory.

Perry can point to Texas. Obama can point to the DC area, where fellow beltway parasites have grown fat. That comparison, and how each got there, would be beautiful.

274 A reminder on the eval ratings:

Point score for evals - positive = +1, neutral = 0, negative = -1

Bachmann +6

Ron Paul +6

Cain +4 (based on platform)

Perry +3

T-Paw +2

Romney -2

Newt -2

Huntsman -3

275 Federal ATF chief said to resist pressure to step down

Kenneth Melson of the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms faces controversy over the agency's surveillance program that allowed U.S. guns into Mexico. He is said to be eager to testify to Congress.

The acting director of the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives is strongly resisting pressure to step down because of growing controversy over the agency's surveillance program that allowed U.S. guns to flow unchecked into Mexico, according to several federal sources in Washington.

Kenneth E. Melson, who has run the bureau for two years, is reportedly eager to testify to Congress about the extent of his and other officials' involvement in the operation, code-named Fast and Furious.

Melson does not want to be "the fall guy" for the program, under which ATF agents allowed straw purchasers to acquire more than 1,700 AK-47s and other high-powered rifles from Arizona gun dealers, the sources said. The idea was to track the guns to drug cartel leaders. But that goal proved elusive, and the guns turned up at shootings in Mexico, as well as at the slaying in Arizona of a U.S. Border Patrol agent in December.

Link is to LA Times:

http://tinyurl.com/6e8skot

276 Has anyone noticed an uptick in anti-Obama stickers in their area recently?  I've been pleasantly surprised by the number of openly anti-Obama stickers on cars here in NH.  Admittedly we're more conservative than our neighbors (we are literally surrounded by moonbat lunacy on all sides, though Maine is showing signs of life), but I spend most of my time in the capital in Concord, and being a gubmint town there're usually a lot of pro-Obama, pro-leftist, pro-union car decorations.  It's been gratifying to see lots of "Nobama," "2012: the end of an error," etc, type stickers in the last few weeks.  Has anyone else experienced this?

277

I donÂ’t do many PSAÂ’s, but I thought that with the onslaught of Summer in the age of warming, which you morons are largely responsible for, I would offer these suggestions for beating the heat.

278 others think Palin will back Perry if he runs.

Others (HotAir) think that Bachmann has her own deal with Perry who will run.

279

Posted by: MWR at June 24, 2011 10:28 AM (4df7R)

I've even seen some around here (D.C. area).  But I've been seeing more & more Obama 2012 stickers popping up too.  But that's no surprise around here.  This place really is a bubble.

280

Perry +3

Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 10:27 AM (M9Ie6)

Thought you had him at a plus four with one neutral?

281 285, I have, the Obama bumber sticker count is way down here in NC. I finally saw a O 2012. but I have only seen 1.

282 I do live pretty far out though.  I truly believe if you have an anti-Obama sticker on your car and you're in D.C. or inner suburbs, you do seriously risk vandalism.  And if you're in P.G. County, you seriously risk being the victim of violent crime. 

283 potus odious erroneous

284 285, I have, the Obama bumber sticker count is way down here in NC. I finally saw a O 2012. but I have only seen 1.

Haven't seen many (3) so far here in the People's Republic of Austin- which is a big surprise.

285 @287
I'm mostly responding to commenter input.

It would make sense to me that Palin would have had a chance to develop more of a relationship with a fellow governor.  Obviously, she campaigned for both of them last time, so that doesn't tell us much. 


 I think Perry is the strongest candidate of the current and likely crop.  If Palin endorses him in the primary, that would be helpful, although I expect some of her supporters would still wind up going with Bachmann who is more conservative. 

286

The acting director of the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives is strongly resisting pressure to step down because of growing controversy over the agency's surveillance program that allowed U.S. guns to flow unchecked into Mexico, according to several federal sources in Washington.

You would be wise to do as Mother Holder says, Lane Meyer Ken Melson.

287 Thought you had him at a plus four with one neutral?

He had +4, -1, 0 for a net +3

His negative was in "small gov".

288 282, I agree. if she doesn't run who she chooses to support will receive a big push from her troops.

289 So your evals don't take the kook factor into account?

No foreign policy at all. 

290 And the "oh, I was just cleaning a couple of guns" thing when the new boyfriend visits is a good idea too.

Buy/Build a small Guillotine to tip your cigar (or chop carrots) when they visit will also get the point across.

291 So your evals don't take the kook factor into account?

As I said in his summary I didn't include foreign policy or the drug thing in the 6 categories. Yes, he does have some baggage but not in the 6 items.

292 He had +4, -1, 0 for a net +3

His negative was in "small gov".
Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 10:34 AM

Ah. I wished away the -1. Thank you sir.

293 Even in NJ you are starting to see anti-Obama  bumper stickers.  My hushas never voted  for Obama, is sending me WSJ op-eds about what a terrible President he is.  I think the cascade is beginning and people realize you can say he is a terrible President out loud and not be accused of racism.

294 Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 24, 2011 10:34 AM

I haven't noticed any '12 for him yet.

But I've seen a lot of Nobama stickers in HEB parking lots.

295 Yes, he does have some baggage but not in the 6 items.


For some reason, this image sprang to mind. 

296 Hey, where'd that happen? I'm in Austin (da, comrade it is so), so lemme know when the next TX meetup takes place.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 24, 2011 10:06 AM (XyjRQ)

I'm in Austin, too!

We had a mini meetup in Austin last fall or so. There was talk at that time of doing one in Houston after the first of the year, but it hasn't happened.

Dave in Texas is up around Waco, but I haven't been able to entice him to a meet up since 2008.

297
On this day in 2004, my daughter, Julie was born.

Happy Birthday, Julie. Same name as me Mum.

Not "news" per se; I'm just bragging.  I made an entire person.

I'm pretty sure your wife had something to do with it...unless...oh, god...cellular division?

298 Grrr.  Try again.

Ron Paul!

299

Ugh hushas is husband. 

300

Why does Palin prefer Perry over Bachmann?  Bachmann seems to be the truer conservative.  Is it just a personal thing?

I don't believe Palin has ever made a statement like this but she has said many times that she considers Perry to be a good friend and a good governor. I think that is the source of the "Palin will endorse Perry" idea. Personally I am uncertain that she would endorse anyone during the primaries; if so, I don't think it would be until everything has distilled down to two or three candidates.

301 309, OK, I'm a simpleton, what does the multi colored luggage mean?

302 No weiner today?

303 Doesn't everyone think of multi-colored luggage when they think "Ron Paul"?

304 It's my understanding that mpurinTexas and others think Palin will back Perry if he runs.  She can correct me if I'm wrong.


I think she will based on what she says about Perry in her book.

I could be utterly wrong, but it's not just wishful thinking on my part.

Palin proved her fund raising worth in the 2010 elections.

She and Perry are good friends and I think they working together to get Obama out and Perry in.

I also think that Palin will get a cabinet appointment out of the deal.

305 Actually I think more a fanny pack full of paulbot treats.

306 Oops I left out Rick Santorum

Bachmann +6

Ron Paul +6

Santorum +5

Cain +4 (based on platform)

Perry +3

T-Paw +2

Romney -2

Newt -2

Huntsman -3

307 Posted by: Oldsailor's poet

Ron Paul's "some baggage" from Vic's comment.


What I should have posted was an image from an international baggage claim carousel, or perhaps the Samsonite assembly line, but I was too lazy. 

308 Palin would be good in the newly created Department of Closing Other Departments

309 I would offer these suggestions for beating the heat.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 24, 2011 10:28 AM (jx2j9)

I think that we are quite capable of beating our meat without help.

Oh...wait...never mind.

310 315, Well I would not be against your thesis should it happen. So, Sec Energy? How about EPA, that would fk the libs up.

311 319, I love the way you people think.

312

Chaos? Chaos?

I'm helping!

313 Gotcha.  I missed your eval on him.

Link to Ron Paul

314 321 Have young Russian women taken over for the french in total slut appeal?

315 For the moronettes (via Althouse therefore VSFW)

316 If you've never heard Mr. L's Tavern, you're missing out.  He's Moron® Material.  Here's his review of The Undefeated.

317 Posted by: Cherry π the unbanned at June 24, 2011 10:43 AM (OhYCU)

President Anyone-other-than-Obama could shuffle her around as secretary of the next department to close. 

1. Energy
2. Education
3. Labor
4. Agriculture
5. .
.
.
.
.

318 I have been wondering what type of chaos will Obama create in Oct 2012 in order to keep his job.  Any ideas?

319 315, Well I would not be against your thesis should it happen. So, Sec Energy? How about EPA, that would fk the libs up.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 24, 2011 10:43 AM (NtTkA)

Secretary of the Interior- want a drilling permit, here ya go!  NEXT!

Pass the popcorn and watch the enviro-luddite heads explode.

320 President Anyone-other-than-Obama could shuffle her around as secretary of the next department to close.

Quitter!!!111!!!

321

322 Sorry I missed the meetup! My husband had to go out for work that night - I love Nodding Head too. finally I hit the tip jar - sorry to hear about the weird emails, Ace. I know the "person" is just an idiot, but if there's anything I learned from "The Big Lebowski," idiots can do a lot of damage too.

323 We will not need an EPA head if Bachmann gets it. That was her first item on the agenda for mother of all repeal bills.

324 Posted by: Cherry π the unbanned at June 24, 2011 10:51 AM (OhYCU)

LMAO

325

Obama: "The track record of the last  2¹/₂  years is one that I could not be prouder of."

Posted by: momma at June 24, 2011 09:59 AM (nWikJ)

The absolute Triumph of low expectations.

I wanna see his college grades too.

326 325 321 Have young Russian women taken over for the french in total slut appeal? Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 24, 2011 10:47 AM (NtTkA) In Russia, young women slut YOU!

327

F&F this morning (Brian K.) “the extreme right conservatives of the Republican Party do not support Romney”. Hey, but Fox is conservative.

Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2011 07:07 AM (M9Ie6)

Vic, did you know that FOX is considered center left?

328 338 325 321 Have young Russian women taken over for the french in total slut appeal?
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 24, 2011 10:47 AM (NtTkA)


In Russia, young women slut YOU!     Oldsailor - I don't know many sailors that really mind hot chicks getting wet, except for the gay sailors. What up with that? BTW - Russian chicks are hot but not as hot as Ukrainian chicks. Shoosh.

329 Vic, did you know that FOX is considered center left?

I consider them left but all the MFM considers them conservative shills for the Republicans. The statement I made was snark for Jon Stewart.

330 Well I would not be against your thesis should it happen. So, Sec Energy? How about EPA, that would fk the libs up.



Energy or Interior, I'm thinking. 

If Bachmann doesn't have a total melt down (and I don't rule that out), she may end up as the VP pick.

331 In Russia, young women slut YOU!

Posted by: CoolCzech

I'm ok with that.

332

I wonder when Jon Stewart will be marched around on an apology tour, a la the (admittedly odious) Tracy Morgan, because of his joke about Herman Cain not liking to read?  Delivered in a faux-Cain accent that was truly condescending.  Where will be the cries of racism from his Hollywood compatriots?

Oh, right.  Herman Cain is a conservative.  Never mind.  I forgot The Rules.

PS - I think Herman is being a little naive about only allowing bills to be three pages long, in an effort to prevent another 2,700 page monstrosity like Obamacare, because there's a ton of stupid legal jargon that has to go into a bill to make it, well, legal.  At least, legal according to current Congressional practice.  But I support the spirit of his idea, which is to not cram a load of clauses and subclauses and quid pro quos into a bill that make it a chaotic labyrinth of legalese that's impossible to decipher.

333  Have young Russian women taken over for the french in total slut appeal?
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 24, 2011 10:47 AM (NtTkA)


In Russia, young women slut YOU!

Posted by: CoolCzech

You are for to be excusink me tovarich, but were this for to be case, then why do you yakov so much?

334 A good sign: in Boston, I saw only One Obama bumper sticker, that also had a peeling "Buck Fush!" sticker. No "Obama 2012: You're Welcome!" sticker to be seen. When you've lost Boston...

335 @342
I'd still like to see Allen West as the VP pick.  I think he'd do the best job slicing and dicing Slow Joe. 

336 Rick Perry's foreign policy has been to go against the strong will of his constituents, to award a foreign globalist corporation from Spain "rights" to build and toll the TX Highway from hell that the TX Legislature vetoed.

To support Rick Perry for potus is to support the authoritarian abuses of the chief executive whose established illegal precedence as TX Governor is to deny US citizens their constitutional rights. That doesn't even touch his financial kickbacks.

Promise them anything, just get their vote "winnable" Perry seems the stand in candidate for the "winnable" Romney whose campaign has already failed, to the chagrin of the corrupt establishment.

Perry didn't MAKE Texas productive. Perry didn't invent any productive measures benefiting Texas residents. And when push comes to shove, Perry buckles under the federal authoritarian thumb, playing their tool. So far as business friendly goes, his own policies that went against the established protocol in our State made business much more difficult and expensive in Texas for small business owners.

I just want to vote on platform and the candidate most experienced and determined to achieve governance limited by the Constitution, cut spending and low taxes, safe borders and interior, and strong State's Rights agenda.

To hell with expecting a facade to achieve anything but more "Because I could" corruption given more opportunity.

337 If Bachmann doesn't have a total melt down (and I don't rule that out), she may end up as the VP pick.

Since she is an experienced politician I don't see a meltdown. However, the day Palin says she is not going to run the MFM will have a meltdown as they go after her.

I suspect they already have gangs of dumpster divers already at work.

338 346 A good sign: in Boston, I saw only One Obama bumper sticker, that also had a peeling "Buck Fush!" sticker.

No "Obama 2012: You're Welcome!" sticker to be seen.

When you've lost Boston...       Be still my heart. Bottom line Sparky takes MA. Its the inbred factor of Boston. Makes Deliverance look like a kiddie theme park.

339 In Russia, young women slut YOU!

Can we start a US chapter?

340 If Bachmann doesn't have a total melt down (and I don't rule that out), she may end up as the VP pick.

Since she is an experienced politician I don't see a meltdown. However, the day Palin says she is not going to run the MFM will have a meltdown as they go after her.

I suspect they already have gangs of dumpster divers already at work.

Posted by: Vic

 

The vermin at Rolling Stone already announced that he was looking forward to porn smearing her name and likeness. It's already well underway.

341

Posted by: MWR at June 24, 2011 10:59 AM (4df7R)

Stewart is an unfunny ass, but I didn't see any problems with that joke.  I certainly saw nothing racial about it.

I don't want to restrict others' speech.  I want them (and many others) to stop trying to restrict mine - or to just stop giving credence to the cries of "raaacism" at every turn.  You know, someone can get ticked and  scream "You fat shit!" at someone else and no one thinks that that is proof that they hate fat people.

342 I think Herman is being a little naive about only allowing bills to be three pages long,

That 3 page bill thing was "hyperbole" to emphasize a point. At least that is what he said in an interview when asked about it. In radio you often do things like that for emphasis because you have no video.

He is going to have to get over that on the campaign trail because the MFM will all run those kinds of statements as gaffes.

343 I'd still like to see Allen West as the VP pick.  I think he'd do the best job slicing and dicing Slow Joe. 

Me too.

Fills out the foreign policy on the ticket.

344

The vermin at Rolling Stone already announced that he was looking forward to porn smearing her name and likeness. It's already well underway.

Posted by: Boris Badanov at June 24, 2011 11:03 AM (6rX0K)

I wonder if Playboy will do another "Women I'd like to Hate F*ck" story, with Bachmann front and center.  It went over so well last time.

345

If Bachmann doesn't have a total melt down (and I don't rule that out), she may end up as the VP pick.

The ticket is going to be Bachmann/Bolton.

346

I wonder if Playboy will do another "Women I'd like to Hate F*ck" story, with Bachmann front and center.  It went over so well last time.

Posted by: MWR

 

Please tell me that you're not serious. Did this really happen?

347 Posted by: maverick muse at June 24, 2011 11:01 AM (lpWVn)


Care to back any of that up with something other than opinion?

348 A good sign: in Boston, I saw only One Obama bumper sticker, that also had a peeling "Buck Fush!" sticker.

Interesting. Where do you suppose a fellow might get a "Buck Ofama!" sticker?

349 Listening to this on Beck now.  It's so interesting.  If Cain were a lib/dem the left would have gone batshit crazy and pulled out the racism card and done to Stewart what they did to Imus.  But, he's not, so it doesn't matter.

Same as NOW as regards comments about women, only if it's a lib/dem do they turn their hearing aids back on.

350 Sorry, I was watching Mr. L's undefeated review. Sub-Tard, Slutty is good, I love slutty. Wet slutty is good, I like wet slutty. Sweaty slutty is the best of all.

351 Since she is an experienced politician I don't see a meltdown. However, the day Palin says she is not going to run the MFM will have a meltdown as they go after her.

I suspect they already have gangs of dumpster divers already at work.


I dunno, when I look at her eyes, I see some craziness there. This is just my opinion and only my opinion, but I see something there like she's gonna snap and start drowning her children or something. It's just me, I'm sure.

352 360 A good sign: in Boston, I saw only One Obama bumper sticker, that also had a peeling "Buck Fush!" sticker.

Interesting. Where do you suppose a fellow might get a "Buck Ofama!" sticker?
    If I were you I would copyright that and sell it.

353 362 Sorry, I was watching Mr. L's undefeated review.

Sub-Tard, Slutty is good, I love slutty. Wet slutty is good, I like wet slutty. Sweaty slutty is the best of all.     Just checking. You don't like Gladiator movies do you?

354 363, I think that's called determination. We don't see that much from our pols so when we do it freaks us out a little.

355

Stewart is an unfunny ass, but I didn't see any problems with that joke.  I certainly saw nothing racial about it.

I don't want to restrict others' speech.  I want them (and many others) to stop trying to restrict mine - or to just stop giving credence to the cries of "raaacism" at every turn.  You know, someone can get ticked and  scream "You fat shit!" at someone else and no one thinks that that is proof that they hate fat people.

Posted by: Henry Harold Humphries - you can call me 'H' at June 24, 2011 11:03 AM (yuQh/)

I agree H3.  But the media double-standard just frustrates the hell out of me.

I realize I'm preaching to the choir on that one.

356 stephenfhayes Stephen Hayes

Really? RT @JimPethokoukis: Source: Obama/Dems trying to kill all Bush tax cuts during debt ceiling negotiations; also want tax hike trigger

Oh yeah, that'll spur jobs....

357 If I were you I would copyright that and sell it.

Eh- seeing King Putt run out of Washington will be payment enough for me. If a slogan like "Buck Ofama!" helps that along, even better.

Besides, I'd probably run afoul of epa/osha/seiu/nlrb/doe/vfw/foe/ncaa/asap/sob regulations if I tried to actually do anything commercial with this idea.

358

Please tell me that you're not serious. Did this really happen?

Posted by: Boris Badanov at June 24, 2011 11:09 AM (6rX0K)

Oh yes.  Yes it did.

359

Or is Romney Bachmann this year's McCain stalking horse because she'll drawing votes that would otherwise go to Pawlenty and all the other GOP candidates Mitt? .  She'll decide to drop out and be rewarded with the VP slot from Mittens. 

FIFM

360 365, You seem fascinated with my sexuality. I never thought one way or another about anyones sexuality. As long as it's behind closed doors, I could care less. Psychiatrists would tell us that overt concern with anothers sexuality is caused by our own discomfort with ourselves. Think about it.

361 Interesting. Where do you suppose a fellow might get a "Buck Ofama!" sticker?
    If I were you I would copyright that and sell it.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 24, 2011 11:11 AM (Q5+Og)

On last night's ONT, Empire of Jeff mentioned his idea of a "Douchebag" bumper sticker with the "o" encasing the presidunce's Pepsi seal.

362 Vic @ 10:47
The most troubling one is foreign policy. He is basically an isolationist against interventionism (anti-interventionist) and wants to decrease the military.

The cuts would apply across the board. But don't expect the grunts to bear the brunt of funding cuts; rather, the Brass.

The argument that he wouldn't declare war to save America is as dumb as anything gets. Congress declares war.

He's also the only potus candidate prepared to confront the global economic meltdown, leaving the corrupt banking/investment/insurance incestuous monopoly holding their own debt, rather than allow their further bail-out rape of American taxpayers.

Sure, the other candidates promise to revise taxes. Even if taxes were cut and spending cut, so long as the debt ceiling is raised, there is no recovery of the Dollar's value. And we no longer have the luxury of implementing a 10-year plan to correct our economy's course. In 2008, we were given Bush's final "24-hour" ultimatum that McCain willingly suspended his campaign rather than disbelieve.  This is 2011, so there's no excuse for ignorance at the ballot; and the establishment apologist is at best as bad as the ignorant.

Build the platform first. Then vote the platform.

363 So the recovered phone of the courier leads us directly to one of the approvers of the UBL fatwa (his 1998 rant about killing us all), and this guy who scratched his X on that paper, this Khalil fella, and his mighty-mighty HUM organization are the darlings of the ISI, and these HUM were the folks that hid UBL from us so effectively, and the Pakistani government can reach him if they need him to stop a riot or a mosque take-over? Well, that all seems about on par for how we have been getting handled by the Pakistanis! So, sticking just one more finger into our eye, we now learn that the AP is able to call Khalil on his cell phone and have a nice chat! *tapping foot impatiently* Hark, is that a Hellfire that I hear whistling toward a nondescript apartment in Islamabad?!

364 He's also the only potus candidate prepared to confront the global economic meltdown, leaving the corrupt banking/investment/insurance incestuous monopoly holding their own debt, rather than allow their further bail-out rape of American taxpayers.

Not so, Bachmann voted against it as well. 

365 Interesting. Where do you suppose a fellow might get a "Buck Ofama!" sticker?
    If I were you I would copyright that and sell it.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at June 24, 2011 11:11 AM (Q5+Og)

On last night's ONT, Empire of Jeff mentioned his idea of a "Douchebag" bumper sticker with the "o" encasing the presidunce's Pepsi seal.

Posted by: RushBabe

Thinking about it, I REALLY want a "King Putt" t-shirt with obama golfing between the words.

sort of like this :

KING

pic

PUTT

I think we could sell a ton.

366

I love the new headline about yet another fake grassroots group. I'm not sure whether the motive force is a need to counter or envy.

At any rate, I'm reminded of a movie from the 60's called "Please Don't Drink the Water". It had Jackie Gleason and George Constantine in it, and this family winds up barricaded in a US Embassy somewhere behind the Iron Curtin. There's a great scene where there is a roll call and schedule of events for a 'spontaneous demonstration/riot' at the Embassy later that day, complete with discussion on Yuri, who is slated to be beaten and dragged off by the police. The organizer asks, "Yuri, you got another one left in you? and Yuri indicates yes'.

367 377, BIZ OP, do it man, I'll buy the first dozen.

368

Oldsailor's poet at June 24, 2011 11:35 AM

I need to find a way to make them inexpensively, and market them. But I believe you're right.

hmmm, might have to find a bit of capital now. THIS could have potential. I'll market AOS t-shirts, with approvals and consent of course, and turn some proceeds to ace. maybe fund a moron meetup or 2.

lol, we'll never make that much money. but i might be able to by 2 bottles of valurite.

369

You know Bachmann is much more like the candidate 'that we dare not mention' here, than Sarah ever has been, as for Perry, I have no idea, she supported him in the primary, against Clique member Hutchinson, and now he wants to bail and leave the state in the hands of Dewhurst, a former Company man in Bolivia in the early 70s. You think the Willingham matter will not grow legs, you're fooling yourself,

370 The pooper snooper has been arrested. We can all "go" in peace, now.

371 327 If you've never heard Mr. L's Tavern, you're missing out.  He's Moron® Material.  Here's his review of The Undefeated. Posted by: RushBabe at June 24, 2011 10:49 AM

Thank you, for posting this.

I'm putting the word out.

372 Okay you Austin morons, start checking your calendars and times. Is a lunch hook up possible? I am willing to sacrifice a few baby seals and drive up to nut town (ie Austin) to have a moron meeting, but can't do it at night. I am in a play in Boerne that runs to the end of July. Oh and if there are any moron in Vegas, me and my awesome studly husband are going there in August for some nonchild time. Drinks at the Bellagio?

373 Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 24, 2011 11:09 AM (5d6vv)

I consistently oppose Rick Perry's three anti-constitutional strikes against US citizens' rights.
1. Trans-TX Corridor, abuses of eminent domain, PERRY'S brainchild.
2. Gardasil, PERRY'S executive order for all girls to be vaccinated in order to attend public schools.
3. Eldorado, TX fabricated case, depriving familial communications, forcibly removing all non-adults from their homes, separated from siblings, casting hundreds of children into CPS that had insufficient facilities. Perry denied those concerned access to his office.


What public stance or policy did Rick Perry ever take in defense of the rights of US citizen TX residents abused by federal authoritarian aggressions? A firmly written letter to Obama. What about the non-military personnel Hasan victims at Ft. Hood? What of the uber weird (even uber Austin weird) bodiless victims of the plane crash into the IRS leased bldg.? No comment. Or the supposed hooded gunman assassinated in the UT PC Library by Austin SWAT, what of his family's rights if not his own right to the judicial process? No comment. And the latest is the most comprehensive, the unanimously voted for TX House Bill with near unanimous TX Senate support that Perry/Dewhurst nixed, campaigning behind closed doors to sabotage the bill that would inhibit TSA officers from genital groping without due cause? Perry managed to deny the bill a vote in regular session, hoping to kill it, procrastinating the bill be recognized in Special Session for a vote, meanwhile flooding the media news with erroneous propaganda as if the bill hasn't the majority if not near unanimous support from Senators as well as Texans. Perry did the same moves against the repeated conservative efforts to bring the TX Bill requiring Voter ID -- not allowing the bill a vote in the Senate, placing it last and excusing its non-vote as if time expired, when the Special Session doesn't end until the Governor closes it.

Regarding how our small businesses in Texas are going, having owned my own and my better half employed in his these several decades in Texas, I speak from my own experience which amounts to more than mere opinion.

Your own opinion is just that. And it is you who failed to substantiate your views. And I don't give credence to Y-not, and neither should you when failing in dialogue. Telling the person with evidence to fuck off and ride that pony back where he came from doesn't win an argument.

374 LULZ on the Anthrocon slideshow.  Judging by the story bits with it, it's safe to say the reporter has no clue what she was reporting on...

375 The quote from that tax cheat boils my blood.

376

I like King Putt but, like Dowd, I always hear The Boy Pharaoh after it.





I denounce myself.

377 1. Trans-TX Corridor, abuses of eminent domain, PERRY'S brainchild.
2. Gardasil, PERRY'S executive order for all girls to be vaccinated in order to attend public schools.
3. Eldorado, TX fabricated case, depriving familial communications, forcibly removing all non-adults from their homes, separated from siblings, casting hundreds of children into CPS that had insufficient facilities. Perry denied those concerned access to his office.



Do you have any clue how ED and Condemnation work in Texas? In the interest of full disclosure, I used to work for TxDOT in the ROW office in Austin. The concept behind the TTC was sound; it's implementation, poor.

Are you objecting to the EO or the vaccine itself? Conveniently, most protests ignore the opt out clause.

WTF? How is Perry responsible for false accusations or the actions of CPS here?

As to the rest of it, I think you should listen to Alex Jones less.

378 Okay, the Furries Convention in Pittsburgh?  I'm trying to understand but I'm clueless.  Do these people dress up and try to hump people's legs?  I lived in Pittsburgh, people do this everyday on mass transit.

379 Okay, the Furries Convention in Pittsburgh?  I'm trying to understand but I'm clueless.  Do these people dress up and try to hump people's legs?  I lived in Pittsburgh, people do this everyday on mass transit.

Posted by: mpfs

I'm waiting for them to organize and protest at the SPCA wanting their people to be set free.

380 Re: Eldorado Are you referring to the YFZ ranch stuff? Man, those people were seriously messed up. Polygamy, child brides (ok some of you morons might get excited, but you only THINK about it, right?) CPS messed up it's handling of the case, true, but really Perry had little direct input. And those kids needed to be got out of that situation. Plus, they were so brainwashed that there was a lot of confusion. As to the vacinnation thing (sorry for the spelling there) out could opt out if you did not want your kid to have it. I have a girl and we were ready to use that option. TransTexas corridor - great idea, bad bad really suckass implementation. And you are right, imminent domain was abused. He has some 'splaining to do. But he has done Tort Reform for Med Malpractice - which warms my heart. And he has managed to get out the way and let the economy go. I do agree that Perry is a politician through and through, though. But you have to be to navigate DC. Reagan was a politician. Clinton was a politician. Even Johnson was (shudder). Politicians are scum but they have their uses.

381 Thanks, Gabe. Pleasure meeting you too.

382 , imminent domain was abused.

How?

383

My thanks to the folks who showed up for the Philadelphia Moron Meetup this week, including the above-quoted Kratos, Chet, Jeb, Ken, and D Wolf. It was a pleasure to meet you. - Gabriel

It was a pleasure to meet you Gabe. Had a fantastic time with you and the fellow morons.

cnredd (Chet)

Political Wrinkles

http://politicalwrinkles.com

384 394 Ranchers were having their property "bought" (that is the polite word, seized is the more descriptive) by foreign companies that were going to build this tollroad. They were offered pennies on the dollar of what what their land was really worth. However, in fairness to Perry, this pretty much got stopped when an activist group opposing the TTC started exposing some of the more salacious details of the deals being done. So was Perry really involved/ to blame?? I haven't made up my mind on that one, but the MSM will have a field day on it.

385 Oh the property stuff was around Seguin, and then there were some other ranches in other areas but right now I am drawing a blank.

386 okay here is one of many blogs on this: http://www.391texas.blogspot.com/ I just did a search "land grab in sequin for trans texas corridor" to get started, since this all happened awhile ago, so my memory is not sharp. Anyway, there are a lot of tea party people who were very very opposed to this whole thing, and Perry was a big supporter. My opinion, good idea, poor execution, potential badness for a Perry campaign. He better have a slick answer cause this will come up repeatedly. Oh and I liked the link on the sidebar about Perry being gay - what a joke!! Goes to show that some people will stop at nothing to smear their opponents. Texas politics, gotta love it.

387 Dead horse, second verse: another website with info http://satollparty.com/post/?p=190 Now I should find some sites for the TTC just to be fair and balanced but you can probably google them. People were passionate on both sides. The fact that Perry survived this and got reelected proves he can campaign.

388 No, ED and Condemnation is a very specific process.

No private company seized anything.

As I stated before, I worked for TxDOT in the ROW office and I know that this is always a passionate and touchy subject, but the rules regarding ED are very specific. I heard the same rhetoric from activists and land owners when we were acquiring ROW for the US 183 and Hwy 71 projects.

There is a lot of disinformation out there. And search as I may, there is not a single site that adequately explains exactly how Perry or TxDOT abused power or broke laws. It's all supposition and wild accusation.

389 The concept behind the TTC was sound; it's implementation, poor.
mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch

1:55 PM During the 2007 session, Gov. Perry vetoed similar eminent domain legislation. He then refused to place eminent domain reform on the agenda for the special session in 2009. Those two actions earned him the wrath of the Farm Bureau, which came in the form of a non-endorsement in the governorÂ’s race, a stunning development considering the reputation of the group as a stalwart of the Republican Party.

Argue with the Texas Republican Party and Legislature since you failed to note the uproar and response to Perry's concerted effort. Sure, when caught with his pants down, Perry flip flopped. Just like he did when the courts determined that he'd infringed upon the constitutional rights of families outside of Eldorado.

Sure, I-35 is overcrowded. But that said, it's ridiculous to suppose that you can dissect Perry's conception of TTC from his plan to execute. Perry provided no process at the border to patrol traffic into the US/Texas. That he is more than happy to exercise abuses of power is a poor reason to support his potus candidacy. It wasn't simply the land grab, nor giving the contracts to globalist corporations to build/own our highway and impose tolls themselves; our opposition to Perry's TTC was consistent with our opposition to open borders and our opposition to NAFTA that predates Perry.

Perry's economic record has injured small businesses, not simply by consistently caving into federal authoritarian demands despite public outcry for the Governor to protect the constitutional rights of US citizens in Texas.  Perry passed into law the Franchise Fees newly imposed in Texas that injures small businesses. He has done nothing to alleviate the unreasonable federal mandates burdening Texas businessmen with administrative overhead to complete and submit never-ending forms to comply with new mandates. There's nothing new to the sentiment agonizing over Papers! Papers!

Those who say that constitutional rights only apply to popular and politically correct "acceptable" people play elitists and authoritarian apologists.

Regarding polygamists, I've consistently opposed the institution. Perry's West Texas voters had misgivings for selling a ranch to polygamists, and likely chewed on Perry's ear to do something to get rid of them. Regardless, I reject the "right" of government agencies to use false witnesses --to FAIL to verify the validity of a case, to fabricate the evidence to excuse carrying out the agenda-- in order for the state to order the use of law enforcement agents to forcibly remove and entire community of non-adults, hundreds of children at once, from their parents, from their siblings, thrust into the system incapable of caring for so many at once. That the parents were refused communications with the Governor did not keep Perry clean from the unconstitutional fall-out that his administration. This happened on Perry's watch, and the buck stops with Perry.

How anyone could excuse Perry's executive order mandating that all girls must be vaccinated against genital warts in order to attend school is really too much. That Merck donated significantly to Perry's PAC is the cherry on top.

I think it's a crying shame that more hosts don't frequently feature intelligent guests opportunities on public venues. Good hosts are even more rare an entity than good guests. I miss Fred Thompson's show, and Mark Steyn is only an occasional substitute. I do find it informative to listen to Lord Monckton, Steve Pieczeni, Webster Griffin Tarpley, and Bob Chapman. That you don't listen to them is your choice, and marks your own boundaries.

To match your full disclosure, I'll wrap this up stating that I don't listen to Alex Jones himself because he doesn't maintain credible limits in his rants. Like many, he goes too far. Going too far weakens whatever point. You might recall my speculation that Alex Jones survives the air waves precisely because he plays the establishment's useful idiot given his reputation that taints whatever message he might correctly espouse. I never knew who he was until Michelle Malkin started their flame war, erroneously claiming at HotAir that he threatened to kill her while she ridiculed his protest against the Federal Reserve, Malkin's cameraman taunting the protesters to levitate. I viewed her video of that incident repeatedly in order to make a clear memory. All around, everyone played "reset" with their political opponent's buttons, ending up overcharged. 

390 Obama:  ATM's kill jobs.

Obama:  Robots needed to create jobs.

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