August 25, 2011

Top Headline Comments 8-25-11
— Gabriel Malor

Dick Cheney once killed and ate a congressman in front of a visiting troop of girl scouts, as part of his demonstration of “how a bill becomes law.”

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 03:06 AM | Comments (49)
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1 Meanwhile, Osama Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

No, he's much worse than that. Really.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 25, 2011 03:08 AM (YjjrR)

2 Drudge has a big article on the Cheney book this morning.  Politico does as well.
Colin Powell gets some well-deserved skewering in it,  along with Pelosi, Reid, Kerry, and Obama.

Excellent.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 25, 2011 03:08 AM (Fo83G)

Posted by: Vic at August 25, 2011 03:10 AM (M9Ie6)

4

Quick, quick, the Obamanites have found an industry that wasn't regulated

CanÂ’t have unregulated goat herders running around!

Posted by: Vic at August 25, 2011 03:10 AM (M9Ie6)

5

Speaking of regulations

Bear goes after children, man shoots bear. Federal thugs say oh no, broke regulations!.  I want to know WTF is wrong with grand juries. If I was on that grand jury and they brought in those charges I would indict the prosecutor.

Posted by: Vic at August 25, 2011 03:11 AM (M9Ie6)

6

Supershitty committee already hard at work doing what federal politicians do best, making new federal workers who will still be on the job 100 years after the committee is gone.  

Sen. Patty Murray (D-Wash.), a longtime appropriator who advocates stimulus spending, and Rep. Jeb Hensarling (R-Texas), an anti-tax conservative of the "cut, cap and balance" school, issued a statement Wednesday saying that they are working together to come up with a work schedule and chose a staff for their new group.

Posted by: Vic at August 25, 2011 03:11 AM (M9Ie6)

7 tastes like chicken.

Posted by: trailortrash at August 25, 2011 03:12 AM (xllDV)

8 Sorry I'm late, I was checking my shit. It didn't float, so that's one less thing to worry about today.

Posted by: working man's PhD at August 25, 2011 03:16 AM (le5qc)

10

Thanks, Gabe, for timing this thread just as I'm completing mine over at my place. Y'all can click on over if'ns y'all want to. I'd appreciate it.

/blog pimping

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 25, 2011 03:19 AM (d0Tfm)

11 Drudge has a big article on the Cheney book this morning.  Politico does as well.
Colin Powell gets some well-deserved skewering in it,  along with Pelosi, Reid, Kerry, and Obama.

Excellent.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 25, 2011 07:08 AM (Fo83G)

I hope he includes that fat tub of shit Armitage in his list of people getting a high colonic (or Colinic).

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 25, 2011 03:23 AM (yKL37)

12 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6etfJgZQ7A&feature=player_embedded Just saw this via RedState and I must say... ...even the campaign ads are better in Texas!

Posted by: Rondinellamamma at August 25, 2011 03:24 AM (165ZM)

13

CanÂ’t have unregulated goat herders running around!

Posted by: Vic at August 25, 2011 07:10 AM (M9Ie6

 

Damn it - not one f-ing day can pass without more of this madness.  They layer on so much crap every single day that there will never be enough time to undo it all.  Chalk up one more justification for the "reset" idea.

I'm pretty sure goat herding has been a "mature" industry for quite some time.  They probably have it all under control.  And frankly, if it weren't for our tolerance of illegal immigrants none of those regs would be necessary to insure decent living conditions.  Employers can't take advantage of desperate workers if there is a reasonable demand for labor.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 25, 2011 03:24 AM (xUM1Q)

14 Cheney told the girl scout troop that, since the Congressman he killed and ate was a Democrat,   it  tasted okay, but "it needs a little more salt".

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 25, 2011 03:26 AM (3ESDJ)

Posted by: franksalterego at August 25, 2011 03:29 AM (7/sDI)

16 Checking the comments at the drudge link, it looks like liberal heads prematurely exploded. 

Posted by: Jimmah at August 25, 2011 03:30 AM (NIjD4)

17 Thank you for this post.  It makes me much happy in my living time.

Posted by: Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure Ebook at August 25, 2011 03:32 AM (MMC8r)

18 Hey y'all, my second dump of the day was a floater. So now I have a 50% chance of acute pancreatic cancer.

Posted by: working man's PhD at August 25, 2011 03:32 AM (le5qc)

19

I love the sight of exploded liberals in the morning.

Posted by: Jimmah at August 25, 2011 03:32 AM (NIjD4)

20 Cheney performed heart surgery on himself, using nothing but a hammer and a bigger hammer.

Posted by: Stars Hollow at August 25, 2011 03:33 AM (STTZD)

21

Bear goes after children, man shoots bear. Federal thugs say oh no, broke regulations!. I want to know WTF is wrong with grand juries. If I was on that grand jury and they brought in those charges I would indict the prosecutor.

Posted by: Vic at August 25, 2011 07:11 AM (M9Ie6)

 

Amen.  If this goes to trial I expect jury nullification.  Anything less is an indictment of the local population.

It just goes to show - the best policy is always Shoot, Shovel, and Shut Up.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 25, 2011 03:33 AM (xUM1Q)

22 Cheney is the reason 32 year old Senator Byrd died so young.

Posted by: Jimmah at August 25, 2011 03:35 AM (NIjD4)

23 Cheney put Bidens buddy Chuck in the wheelchair to begin with.

Posted by: Jimmah at August 25, 2011 03:38 AM (NIjD4)

24 Cheney invented shoot shovel and shut up.

Posted by: Jimmah at August 25, 2011 03:47 AM (NIjD4)

25 What's the name of Cheny's book again?

War Cock? 


Posted by: Dave C at August 25, 2011 03:58 AM (vYdFh)

26

Well, the good news is that it rained yesterday. The bad news is the 60 mile per hour winds. Knocked power out for 65,000 people, downed trees.

Took off some small branches of our trees and bits of the roof. Scared the stuffing out of me, too.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 25, 2011 04:01 AM (XdlcF)

Posted by: Vic at August 25, 2011 04:06 AM (M9Ie6)

28 Bet Cheney doesn't explain Bush's pushing amnesty and calling his base bigots.

Posted by: Molon Labe at August 25, 2011 04:08 AM (JyCYK)

29 "Dick Cheney once killed and ate a congressman in front of a visiting troop of girl scouts, as part of his demonstration of “how a bill becomes law.”"

I can see that. Cheney's got, what, like 5 human hearts? He can overpower anything.

Posted by: Corona at August 25, 2011 04:12 AM (fh2Y7)

30 I bet Huntsman wins, because if he doesn't it will be because Republicans are big meanies.

Posted by: the last big meanie in illinois at August 25, 2011 04:18 AM (hn7Yz)

31 I'm looking forward to Cheneys chapter on The Great Wall Street Washington Panic of 08. And TARP.

Posted by: Some dope at August 25, 2011 04:19 AM (ug6Ma)

32 molon labe @ #29

I will be glad to report what he says.  I ordered the book this morning.

Of course,  if Cheney backs up what I have said all along,  which is that Bush was NOT pushing for amnesty but McCain was, and the talk radio people got carried away,  I suppose you will simply say Cheney is shilling for Bush.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 25, 2011 04:21 AM (Fo83G)

33 #5  The Feds are acting stupidly.  A man protects his family from Grizzly bears and the feds want to charge him?  I would hope common sense prevails.

Posted by: Case at August 25, 2011 04:37 AM (FD6YW)

34 If that Grizzly even had a hint of a Palin connection the MFM would be simultaneously pinning a medal on him while treating him to a ticker tape parade in NYC.

Posted by: ontherocks at August 25, 2011 04:44 AM (HBqDo)

35 I would hope common sense prevails.

Common sense???? Surely you jest. Remember we are talking about Washington.

Posted by: Vic at August 25, 2011 04:45 AM (M9Ie6)

36 Those girl scouts grew up and subsequently developed a disorder where they can only bring themselves to orgasm by visions of impalement upon the mighty Warcock.

Posted by: Alex at August 25, 2011 04:49 AM (J2ejK)

37 Mama AJ, do you live in Ohio?  I'm just asking because in NE Ahia we had some brutal winds that took some roofs off after midnight.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 25, 2011 04:50 AM (yKL37)

38 Killed and then ate + no ripped out heart + no maniacal cackling = A moderate.

Posted by: DaveA at August 25, 2011 04:51 AM (TSfH+)

39
Former Obama fan Mort Zuckerman in WSJ: "I long for a triple-A president to run a triple-A country."

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 25, 2011 04:53 AM (Fo83G)

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2011 05:34 AM (I49Jm)

41 Wow i really found this to be an interesting read; thanks for sharing

Posted by: Watership Down AudioBook at August 25, 2011 05:40 AM (4YGd+)

42 @28, I bear a striking resemblance to Sean Connery. No, really, I do.
My problem with that is? He's my Dad's age.

Posted by: comatus at August 25, 2011 05:55 AM (W5ilH)

43

The sidebar regarding the hurricane map is terrifying, and I live on the Atlantic in Floriduh, which will thankfully be spared for this one, yet I pray for others who are in it's path.

Y'all, prepare for this storm now. If you are in an evacuation zone and told to leave, get out, and (from experience, anticipate this early and get out early: going 15 mph on I-95 to Tallahassee was no picnic, and we did this early).

 We live in a house built to Hurricane Andrew codes (Miami-Dade) aka any home built after 1994: hipped roof, extra beams tie-downs in roof, concrete re-inforced steel rebar every few feet in concrete block with stucco exterior. We have metal hurricane shutters that slide and lock into tracks for every door and window, plus a garage door that is to code. Yet we still get the heck onto the mainland as we are on a barrier island with mandatory evacuations for any hurricane. With causeways closed no emergency vehicles will come to your assistance (and I don't blame them and the wind would prohibit driving anything) if you have a heart attack or impale your thumb with the corkscrew. If the hurricane is a Cat 3 or larger we get the heck out of this entire area (heck, the peninsula of Fla). For God's sake, if you are told to evacuate, please do. Here, if you refuse, you have the sheriff write your social security number on your arm for ID purposes if your body is found.

While the Atlantic does not have the storm surge of the Gulf, it is still deadly. It is the surge that will kill you if the tornadoes don't.

I live 1/4 mile from the Atlantic. I can hear the surf inside my house right now and we are not even having bands for this storm yet. The beaches are closed in some places as the surf is so dangerous.

Anyway, if you are in an evacuation area: make a list of the few things you can't live without or that, for you, cannot be replaced. Do this now. Find bins and put photos, etc in bins, get your papers and jewelry and get the heck out if they tell you to.

Go to the Red Cross site for "bug out" emergency tips: food, TP, can opener, first aid kit, etc. I have had a "bug out" bin since we were hit in 2004 with two hurricanes, and then watched the chaos of Katrina. I am not going to be fighting other natives over a loaf of bread in the aftermath. While our damage was not as devastating on this coast as after Katrina, some were without power for two weeks. There was NO food in grocery stores for many days. Ice and TP become more valuable than gold. Do not panic, just prepare.

BlackFive has this tip for cell phones:

http://tinyurl.com/3rlhl55

Take care, morons and 'ettes.

 

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at August 25, 2011 07:23 AM (FnRYN)

44

Pat Summitt diagnosed with Alzheimers.

http://tinyurl.com/3w43yyn

Posted by: SFC MAC at August 25, 2011 09:00 AM (/qSCt)

45 One doesn't need to move an ounce of water or equipment into position in order to gain the perception that the administration of god is on top of the emerging Irene situation. Just say that the stuff is ready and that pulls the teeth of most of the anger that breeds as people wait to be "rescued" by the holy one's troops. Dazzle them with bullshit footwork. I would like to see some evidence of the pre-positioned vaporware that they are touting.

Posted by: Errol at August 25, 2011 09:56 AM (d2AYO)

46 I always wonder how many pennies are in the jar, so forgive me for wondering how many TV's/Microwaves/iPads will be looted in NY as, or after, Irene passes? Some biased, molasses-thick, reporting from the left-News will make it all okay though.

Posted by: Errol at August 25, 2011 09:57 AM (d2AYO)

47 That's better than eating a girl scout in front of a bunch of congressmen.

Posted by: Charlie at August 25, 2011 07:56 PM (+IXzz)

48 Hurricane advice; Board up, turn the gas off,  leave.

Posted by: Easy at August 26, 2011 07:00 AM (+qHxi)

49 http://www.enorthfacejackets.com/

Posted by: North Face Jackets at September 21, 2011 11:59 AM (RKbAd)

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